/srg/ - Speedrunning General

ZFG can never be our boi as long as he has Cosmeme and Trannikeys modded in his chat

based h*cking serg

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>>168921046
reminder GDQs will receive well over 250k from PCF next year yet none of the runners will get reimbursed for their costs. GDQ LLC can easily give every runner $500 stipend with that money. instead Mike Uyama and Cool Bean will just pocket more money.

>>168921696
>World9 and other groups "donate" their time and effort to AGDQ and get reimbursed for it
>speedrunners "donate" their time and effort to AGDQ and don't get anything

why don't runners get paid?

what is the cure?

Why doesn't cosmo realize he's like SonOnOldSchool at this point?

>>168922679
200ccs of mario kart 8

>>168921696
Mike was streaming yesterday and you were too chicken shit to speak up. Outta here.

>>168921696
That's the runners faults for undervaluing themselves and bothering to show up.

https://www.twitch.
tv/moephistopheles/

I'm running this garbage again

>2012
>loads of real niggas in the speedrunning community

>2017
>RWhiteGoose is the only real nigga left.

I just wish he didn't stream during the graveyard shifts tho.

What is happening over at cosmos stream? Someone please fill me in on the latest drama.

>>168928049
He thinks he can overtake ice_posideon and sodapoppin by getting 20,000 viewers when BOTW releases on switch being the first one to stream it.

grindxmonkey

>>168928559
*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

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>>168928603

... Right

>>168926051
i'm banned from his chat and didn't even know he was streaming.

https://twitter.com/MarioMan847/status/833757500503633921

>im going to kill myself... goodbye
>woah all this support, thanks guys!!
>im suddenly applying for partner!!

what are the chances of The God Gamer Stigma being lifted this year?

Dwhatever isn't capable of 70 star WR and will give up.

Cheese05 isn't capable of 16 star WR and will give up.

LiquidxSquid isn't capable of Medievil Wr and will give up.

>>168935942
>Nkr tries to flirt: The post

http://speedrun.tv/dwhatever

The Run

>>168936056
This post was made by Cronikeys

>>168936697
Sorry, but I'm busy watching AndrewG, who is actually capable of getting world record in the category he is speedrunning.

>>168932876
why did you delete?

>>168937872
cultural marxism

Remember when GDQs weren't completely insufferable? I miss those days.

>>168939456
pre-2014 boys ww@
AGDQ11 here

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>join the MHC
>lie to MHC about not liking trihex
>still nuthugging trihex for those hosts

He can't keep getting away with it!

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>>168939696
>tfw first GDQ /srg/ attended was the last good GDQ

barely made it lads

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>trihex making mario levels with a numale

>>168941521
Get this reddit trash OUT

http://speedrun.tv/cheese05 139 inc

>>168944227
>fun new OC image
>all OC is reddit now
This is why 4chan is shit now

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>>168944548

>>168944548
>dead meme thats been forced for about a month
>not reddit

>cheese begins to hyperventilate with 30 minutes left in the run
Wow, this kid seriously needs to calm down and realize that getting a suboptimal record in a suboptimal version of a suboptimal game is not worth being this excited about.

>>168945436
Actually, he's getting a really fucking good time in the best and most poular speedgame of all time on the standard version with the most competition.

You're putting down the achievements of others because you have none yourself. Truly pathetic.

>>168945436
>being this insecure and jealous

>>168946056
>the monkey poster is the insecure guy trying to put cheese down
What a shocking development

>>168939815
MHC is dead. They don't even play games together anymore.

>>168946440
What are you even doing?

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>>168946576

>>168947109
>>168947296
this is the shittest meme. it doesnt even make sense

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https://clips.twitch
.tv/cheese05/CharmingCamelBabyRage

>that perfectly timed donation comment

>pie fucks up his own marketing for his stolen emote

Why is he so thick?

>>168947667
remember fellow students, c's get degrees

>>168948148
Hahahahaha

https://vid.me/JTST

>>168949043
>https://vid.me/JTST
JUST

>>168952639
As Reddit as this meme is, having BounceyBoy in the section with the tiny brain is really perfect. He's really dumb, basic and has no interesting qualities about him.

He's the kind of guy who listens to undertale music without having played the game.

What makes it even better is that he think he is a high figure in speedrunning when he's got a shit time in every single game he's played.

>>168952970
But the music is the only part of Undertale worth experiencing...

>>168952639
what am I supposed to take away from this, that the more unlikable, unemployable, and uneducated you are the more red pilled you are?

Looking for a video of carcinogen breaking a disc during a marathon run, ring any bells lads?

>>168955668
I don't remember him breaking a disc, but I remember him smashing his console (I think a PS2)

>>168956521
Any links? That sounds fucking hilarious too

>>168956835
https://clips.twitch
.tv/carcinogensda/ProudEmuHassaanChop

>>168953720
uh but bouncey is on the opposite end of the spectrum?

>>168957738
Nice

>>168955738
Who?

Reminder MrHyruleGamer is a fucking idiot

>>168961323
word

>>168961374
As a followup

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5v8gv3/wr_banned_from_mrhyrulegamers_discord_in_029_by/

>>168961915
https://twitter.com/race_0ut/status/833875984164196352
lmao

>>168962467
got some dick suckin lips

>>168962520
meows...

>>168961915
why does everyone hate this guy? he seems like he's doing the community justice by telling them to get their shit together

>>168962683
oh, did he make a vid on how the community isn't playing games fast enough? someone should imo, a lot of ppl aren't pulling their weight

reminder any speedrunner who unironically hates apollo or mrhyrulegamer for making the "community" look bad is automatically a complete faggot

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>>168962683
>>168963417
the stream monsters are trying to takeover

>>168963481
>mrhyrulegamer
>>>/out/

Where are the comfy runs at

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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does anyone have that quote by 0xwas that's like "speedrun is kill in 2016" or something

marxistxmonkey

reminder rwhitegoose was right since the beginning:

http://pastebin.com/Jhfgruxg

>mrhyrulegamer loves majinphil
wasn't he the guy who was trying to charge for mm lessons?

>>168927530
if he kept his politics to himself I'd watch him more

>>168967257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgqsuem98J0

open wide cakeboi

wish rwhitegoose would speedrun something besides goldeneye.

>>168973441
>de crying irrelevant oldboi

>>168973021
why did you delete?

Has anyone actually been watching cosmo's restream?
Has he reacted to the can you stop moment yet?

hey

>>168982258
why didn't you sage?

>>168983750
why didn't you sage?

reminder that anime will bring you true happiness

>>168985317
why didn't you sage?

>>168985841
because then the thread would die, you silly!

>tfw to intelligent to fall for the vaginal jew

>>168988461
why didn't you sage?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ7rfg21uzg

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>>168988785

>>168988461
yes goyim... don't reproduce

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>>168971930
no it's a screencap from 0xwas chat of 0x saying it. i had it a long time ago but google isnt helping

>>168990238
>jewgle

>>168990715
what the fuck else is there, Jewhoo?

>>168990770
startpage.com

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What's your opinion on the WR Progression videos?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUbO6rBht0daVIOGML3c8w/videos


For me they are amazingly good.

>>168990901
uh you mean duckduckgo.com

>>168990965
retarded autism

Could one of my bois PLEASE stream thank you

>>168991113
i could
but i ain't gonna ;)

>>168991158
that's fine because you're not my boi >:3c

>>168990965
seems interesting enough, i'll check it out

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>>168990986

>>168990965
is this guy the first professional stream monster

>>168990965
does he give sources

Hotline niggas stand up. XCOM niggas stand up. Cuz yall niggas is about to get ur WR stoled on. If u dont kno, now you kno...

Cran comin

>>168992369
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

I dream of a future, where Headcrab's head decorates a pike.

>>168991084
>srg
>wow that one thing is retarded autism

>>168992651
an autistic nerd mumbling about his favourite reddit tier speedgame IS autistic

>>168990965
Meaningless. The only record that matters is the current one.

>>168991974
>has MTPO WR
>stream monster
???

Why does MrHyruleGamer look like such a weak bitch?

>>>/v/368154047

How long until this happens to Pie or Weewee?

>>168997127
reminder that I said this would happen

>>168997127
well it wont happen to pie because pie doesn't do long streams anymore. also weewee splits his streams up in two now.

namcoxcapcom

>>168999109
>tfw pxz3 never

>>168999256
I really hope they make the combat more engaging next time

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>me waiting for my run to be accepted

>>169004884
nobody ain't got time to watch that 7 hour ffxv shit

>>169004884
The system should just automatically allow any submitted run below 50% of the WR time.

>>169004884
Why do you care?

>>169004884
oh yeah, sorry
I'll get on it eventually

>arcus87's cat's name
is it a jojo reference?

Why does ion not stream anymore

>>169008452
you have autism

>>169008452
this is the most epic post i've seen on /srg/ in a long time

marxistcuck87

LowxTestosterone

>BounceyBoy claiming he is a speedrunning oldboi

His split background that he got from googling 'cool background' really adds to the lowest denominator feel his stream has going on.

BounceyBoy literally has no idea about anything he is talking about.

bounceyboy is a fine speedrunner, addition to the mario speedrunning commuinty as a whole and he could grow a lot of hair but he just doesn't feel like it

>>169016026
10/10 post

>>169018242
NHnnnnngh

>>169018242
> finally
???

>>169018242
rwhitegoose is a mad man. he exposed her to get revenge for what she did to puncay. glad he's our boy.

>>169020197
what did she do?

>>169020332
failed to lure another speedrunner (goose) to leech off of so went on a cam site to beg for money while being naked.

>bounceyboy missing the last bowser throw over 5 times because he doesnt practice

>grindxmonkey still not beating pie's time despite grinding 18 hours a day for over a year because he doesn't practice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jx_2WYSHuo

>>169021906
>g2a
>letting tri touch your qlis
i'm done

>>169020836
the grind monkey exposed

>>169021906
>one of the newest variety and speed runner streamers to join Tempo Storm
>speed runner

>>168990965
Thank you for sharing anon. That was a fun and informative video.

>>169020528
who would give that blob money?

serg

>>169030634
This kid is having a full on faggot melt down, deleting everything.

>>169032890
maybe he will delete his life. skip the step of becoming a tranny and just end it now.

>>169030634
Good, fuck off

>>169030634
i haven't seen a post about spergymastah in a long time

>>169030634
Trying to take the attention away from our boy marioman, eh?

The God Gamer's Burden

The Cure

>>169040352
>this shit is actually real

lmfao

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>>169041414
this is why i stick around srg

The God Gamer Stigma

The Grind Monkey Stigma

Hey faggots, stop reporting on-topic posts. Some of us are trying to read the thread.

>>169044721
this thread is fucking trash though, they're giving you a warning

delete everything I don't like for me you little bitch

The Zero Time Dilemma

>>169047145
just hit the kill switch

The Gold Grommr Astigmatism

>>169040352
anyone have the picture?

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>>169047145
>>169047381

is there a single speedrunner more pure and honest than zfg

>>169050873
dumb 2014 newboi!

completely fucking bald

>>169056805
why didn't you sage?

le bill brigade has arrived

why didn't i sage?

>>169008452
there is hope

>>169060695
why didn't you sage?

>>169060760
thanks for the late response!

Thanks famalam

>>169061959
>109 unique ips
even nancy's camwhore channel is less dead than serg holy shit

>>169062343
nancys camwhore channel is full of samandtolki so thats just fine

>>169061959
I lasted five minutes. She's really very boring both looks and personality.

Also the chat is full of dumb bitches like hazel who secondhand attention whore.

>>169062652
word, dat bitch pretended not to recognize nancy because "the faces looked different" in the photo albums

>>169061959
Stream Monster General

>>169063391
why did you spoiler?

Who peachbellini here? :^)

SERG dies tonight
*nodding chinese girl webm*

I hope somebody records this shit

Damn she's incredibly boring.

I stopped watching

>>168944548
>>fun new OC image
>>all OC is reddit now
>This is why 4chan is shit now

Reddit or not, it has been beaten to death, grinded up, kicked into a casket, baked into a meatloaf and beaten to mush again within a few weeks and it would be beyond me how a revamped tierlist meme could get this popular had I not accepted that the huge majority of people here these days haven't even heard of this place when images like pic related were made.

>oldest guy I've been with was 40
>I was 21

I miss old srg

>>169069324
ditto

>>169068973
did you call him daddy

srg literally cannot die because of no image uploading

serg, i've come to bargain

>>169070428
i'm listening

>>169070428
i'm not

y_? more like ydoesmyasshurt_ after adrian laid the smackdown on his ass lol

fniure? more like fissure in his heart after nancy

werster? more like hurtster after adrian laid the smackdown on his heart

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spl508

mike89? more like mike I'm fine- with marrying my brothers gf

>>169074267
wew, someone discovered that companies don't advertise very much directly after christmas, who could have guessed that

>>169074267
>posting DSP in a speedrunning thread
Are you utterly fucking stupid?

>>169078467
As opposed to posting about Narcissmo and Whitehex?

DsS is SPEEDRUNNING

>>168921046
>>168921696
You sound like you have a special grudge against them.

>>168963417
>>168962683
>reminder any speedrunner who unironically hates apollo or mrhyrulegamer for making the "community" look bad is automatically a complete faggot
so you support wrapping up speedrunning, branding it, and turning it into a stream monster infested, passionless career streamer cash grab? because that's what mrhyrulegamer wants.

ok you guys love shitposting about how squid is a grindmonkey who played 18 hours a day for a year, when it's actually more like 3 hours a day for a month, but mrspeedrun actually played 12 hours a day for a year and his time is just as bad

>>169083065
what do you mean by "you guys"?

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>>169083090
people who post pictures like this

>>169083065
it's the worst meme forced here done by one guy. there is no 'guys'

>>169083065
>his time is just as bad
1:52 in 120 star is leaps and bounds more impressive than a 54 in 70 star.

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How is the speedrunning going?

Got that world record yet?

So far I've got 2

>>169083327
why did you spoiler?

>>169083337
I wouldnt want to spoil it in case you havent read it yet

>>169083307
>1:52 in 120 star
12 minutes behind wr
>54 in 70 star
7 minutes behind wr

They're both one minute behind wr for every 10 stars in their category. They're objectively equally bad, but mrspeedrun grinded s lot more.

>>169083508
That's not how it works. Not every star is equal. 120 star has harder and longer stars.

It's easier to get a 49 in 70 star than it is to get a 1:46 in 120.

>>169083632
120 stars does all the long boring stars like all the swimming or coin collecting stars. 70 stars is condensed to just the hard strats and has no filler material.

>>169083851
>70 stars is condensed to just the hard strats and has no filler material.
Said no SM64 runner ever.

>>169083508
>squid just playing sometimes
>mr speedrun literally non ironically grinding every single day all day

>>169081231
wait, so mrhyrulegamer works for GDQs?

Friendly reminder that anything will be improved by 100% with anime

I dont stream, only record my runs
Am I a good thing or a bad thing

>>169085881
No, but look at the streamers he's a fan of.

Clintstevens and Majinphil. Both obvious sellouts who don't care about their speedgames. Majinphil even tried to sell speedrunning lessons.

>>169081231
GDQ LLC has hurt the community far more than the videos mrhyrulegamer has put up, yet none of those people crying about him stand up to GDQ LLC. they are all a bunch of hypocrites.

Please run my game

>>169086928
Wrong. GDQs inspire thousands of people to start speedrunning, which has resulted in more optimal times across the board.

MHG hasn't contributed anything of note.

>>169072632
What did I miss?

>>169090636
thanks for the late response!

>>169004884
>submit subpar ILs
>only one mod, who's online in the discord
>doesn't submit them for a week
>talk to him about
>he demods himself

>>169091570
thanks for the late response!

>>169091570
This made me laugh

>>169091660
>try to write post
>can't even english

>>169087126
GDQs inspire people to speedrun so they can be showcased on stream in front of 200k+ viewers. notice how the majority who have joined the community after AGDQ2015 aren't even remotely close to top times in their games. want to know why? because all they do is "marathon safe" strats.

face it, GDQ LLC dumbed down speedrunning. more people are picking up meme games to get into a GDQ but aren't even trying to optimize those meme games. at least in the past meme games like glover and hotline were attempted to be fast.

GDQs bring in the shit people. the ones who just want to make it big and grown their own stream and dump speedrunning once they make it. MrHyruleGamer doesn't bring in anyone. its pure comedy and he is smart enough to capitalize on how beta the speedrun community is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0K0IVpD2w

why didn't broman get pie on the show??

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>>169092879
This might be the gayest thing I have ever seen.

>>169092879
>pie who struggles to break 1k viewers
vs
>career streamers who get 3k+ every day

gee I wonder why they didn't get pie on the show.

>>169092840
>notice how the majority who have joined the community after AGDQ2015 aren't even remotely close to top times in their games
The majority of speedrunners in existence aren't even remotely close to top times in their games. Saying this is a phenomenon exclusive to post-2015 is delusional.

Nobody takes you seriously, Goose.

>>168972983
he was going to speedrun Nancy

>>169091731
How is that not english?

>>169094057
>talk to him about
>doesn't submit instead of verify

I'm just bad at writing.

>>168921696
>145k for 31 staff

No fucking way, $4670 per dude? Wtf

>>169094345
>he thinks it's split equally

>>169094345
thanks for the late response!

>grindxmonkey pretending he hasn't grinded 70 star for 18 hours a day for over a year
>he thinks anybody is buying it
*bonobo howls*

>>169094345
there is like 5-7 full time and the rest are your set up crew and hall monitors that yell at you if you break a rule. mike takes in roughly 75k alone from pcf's money. that doesn't include the amount of money he pays himself from ad revenue, sponsors (they lie about the sponsors not paying them btw) and various contracts.

remember this is each event. so multiply shit by 2 and you can see mike, cool matty, sumichu, UA, testrunner, vulajin, muffins, raelcun, sent, and few others are making decent money. yet runners all have to still pay for their travel and hotel and get no monetary relief like those 31 staff do.

>mrspeedrun not even pretending not to have grinded 120 star for 12 hours a day for over a year
>he thinks anbody buys that 1:52 is a good time

>nancy is a camwhore

God DAMN she is even worse naked. Fuck.

>>169096795
Reminder he was streaming the other day and you were too chicken shit to say a word.

>>169100423
I already told you: I'm banned in his chat and have been for years now.

>>169100628
Make another account. Surely you can put that effort it, especially if you put the effort in to cry here every single day.

Does anyone else feel bad for Meows? He has a job and works hard every day, only to come back to a bunch of "friends" who do nothing but backstab him.

>>169100764
fuck that, i'll just post on sda about it. and when i get banned there i'll make a video

>>168997127
fucking idiots

>>169105753
thanks for the late response!

http://kotaku.com/people-are-racing-to-see-how-fast-they-can-get-banned-f-1792626683

>>169106795
based kotaku

>>169106795
based

>>169106795
kotaku

>>169106795
>linking a clickbait site
thanks, Steinberg

>shitaku

>>169106795
el kotaku basado

Clint Stevens regularly gets 57 requiems and is about to take the wr.

LiquidxSquid regularly gets 31 fire seas and is about to take the wr.

Reminder that anime improves your quality of life

anime? more like really gay lol

hey!

don't die doggy

soyboi

What is BigJon's favorite speedrunning category?
100% body fat

>I am a dumb bitch with no redeeming qualities that needs to join discords to get those "I belong" feels.

If this describes you, grab your self about the neck, then twist sharply to the right.

>>169124813
is that the bs kirby is pulling?
delete everything but that i hear

who's hype for Piotr “The Mexican Runner” Kusielczuk to finish NESmania this weekend?

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Was that guy who died during a World of Tanks marathon a speedrunner?

>>169129484
no, speedrunners don't stream or play games for too long at once.

>>169133553
word, it's yet more evidence for why grindxmonkey isn't a speedrunner

word. the grind monkey has been exposed

This saves over a minute in Banjo-Tooie https://youtu.be/KuUD7VVI2sk

>>169135828
But this world is no longer in the speedrun.

>>169136018
It's in 100% and Any% without menu warping

>>169136093
Neither of those are speedruns.

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which other speedrunners are getting early access to the switch? so far I only know of weewee. trihex and cosmo who make a living off of nintendo don't seem to have it.

>Mimicry exists throughout the animal kingdom, but imitation with a purpose -- matching one's behavior to others' as a form of social learning -- has been seen only in great apes. It's generally believed that monkeys do not imitate in this way. However, the discovery that rhesus monkeys have "mirror neurons" -- neurons that fire both when monkeys watch another animal perform an action and when they perform the same action -- suggests they possess the common neural framework for perception and action that is associated with imitation.

Squid isn't a bonobo. He's a rhesus.

literally nobody is streaming
speedrunning is dead

*streams*

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>>169140353
whats does it feel like to hold a females hand

>>169143185
bags of sand

>>169141492
>he's not watching KING DARBIAN

>>169143273
>simian
rofl

>>169141051
Another newboy forcing a cancerous, overplayed meme with no truth behind it whatsoever. Amazing.

>>169143314
kosmic nuthugger detected

>>169143423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK5Fo6wHa1o

>>169143598
This nu-wave generation of faggots who cannot form an argument make 4chan really boring.

>>169143705
>arguing on the internet, in current year, or at all

>>169143896

>>169143705

>>169143983
>de hippie spacing

I'm going to choose a runner at random and force random bullshit about him for years

I'm going to shut the FUCK up

>wonder why I'm dropping so many frames
>after two hours of troubleshooting I realize utorrent is up and seeding tons of my gay porn
fujck

>>169144324
NTR, it's nearly 2AM. Your crusade is not more important than sleep.

>>169144448
did you have a good birthday

>>169144448
>p-please stop exposing me... ooh ooh...

>>169144616
What?

>>169144698
see
>>169143705

>>169144434
meows...

>>169141492
um I went to the official speedrunning twitch community and saw over 200 streams.

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cosme must be furious hes not remotely relevant outside of drama subreddits

rhesusxchitter

>>169145112
i went there too and only saw sellout faggots and marxists running memegames

>>169147002
its time to pack it in

so what's our opinion on the new era of censorship on samandtolki?

>>169149572
End yourself

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>>169149613

>>169149572
that hazel bitch should die in a fire and I will be glad when nancyposting is over that fat slut is overhyped

>>169150779
think hazel showed haber the goods?

is that why he made her a mod?

>>169146484
will cosmo cry about how all these people who aren't even loyal to nintendo are getting the switch early and get the leg up on the streaming competition? they will steal all his viewers.

>>169149572
somehow goose fell for a succubus and now the entire subreddit will die.

about time

>>169150986
are there not ndas for the early?
they will have better play still

>>169151496
only a few hand selected streamers get to stream early (this friday iirc) and they will get all the viewers. when it comes to streaming, it's usually the first to stream to get the most viewers. someone like cosmo who is struggling already will have no chance to break the 20k viewers he is hoping to get, especially if he will be a week behind the popular streamers.

>>169151496
How will the speedrunning community act when the WiiU version is leaked early?

>allowing women into positions of power

It's 50/50 if the sub would survive the act, so matter of time and might as well find out now.

This general is a fucking shit show and half the time no one has any idea what they're talking about and I'd guess half the posters here have lives far more saddening and hilarious than the speedrunners/streamers we make fun of.

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>>169154441

>>169140353
>>169146484
lmao that entitled piece of shit cosmo must be so mad that these kiddies are getting their switches before him

>>169154441
who is we?

>>169155283
Its really crazy shit to me. Is there any doubt karma is real?

>>169154441
But I'll be damned if this shit isn't fucking hilarious.

>yet another perfectly timed donation + choke from cheese

hey

>>169160897
why didn't you sage?

>>169160897
hi friend!

>>169146484
Has monkey posting gone too far?

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How do we save her bros?

She's been uploading like 20 videos a day for the past week. I think she's lost it.

>>169163168
who is we?

>>169163657
you and me, friendo

>>169163168
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

why the fuck does mrhyrulegamer look like that, ew

that's not really him is it?

>>169162987
thanks for the late response!

>>169161028
hey

>>169164054
no, that's cosmo

So, i've just been starting to realize the problems in the background at GDQ after Bonesaw577 was banned from returning because of his absolutely wonderful Jak and Daxter run.

... Any other examples like this worth knowing? Anyone want to redpill me on GDQ?

>>169169761
go away fag

>>169169761
>wonderful Jak and Daxter run

pure reddit
you have to go back

>>169169912
I thought it was humorous...

>>169169761
>/v/ actually has a superiority complex about posting on 4chan instead of reddit when their opinions are identical
hmm... really makes you think

What mental illness does Goose have?

>>169171141
Alpha male personality.

He's streaming SM64 right NOW

#TheGooseIsLoose

>>169171186
>Alpha male personality.
Haha, nice meme anon.

Seriously though, does anyone know what mental illness he has?