/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

1st for ded gaem

second for Ashleys throbbing cock

THIRD FOR CONTRACTOR SNIPER IS FUN

>>168879896
AAAAAHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG !

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>168881915
Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

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Hey dickhead!

>>168882637
Dum acdon

>>168878452
...l-lewd!

donbded

does anyone here have scrap metal

What dlc post-Golden grin casino is worth getting?

Haven't played since then.

Who the fuck thought giving an obscure pistol a DMR kit was a good idea?

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>>168888089
>can only unlock it by playing with 4 people wearing specific masks

Is this a good general build?

http://pd2tools.com/l/0b92f26e6b61abd47a0ca51bd47e7a8c

Im this >>168887357 guy so i dont know the meta anymore.

>>168887357
All the heists (except goat sim) are good, Gage Spec Ops Pack and Chivalry pack and maybe the Scarface character pack because Kingpin is OP as fuck

>>168888785
What about John wick weapon pack? The Jackal seems really good.

>>168888812
Most of the other packs still have good stuff so you can go for that, but I just pointed out the ones that I would recommend the most.

>>168888812
SMGs are useless

Haven't played the game in over a year.

What's the new meta?

>>168888785
Kingpin is fair. It is a "get out off jail free card", which is fair compared to extra armour + invincibility, extra health + regen, a shitload of dodge, or even armour grinder

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>>168890757
>Kingpin is fair
HAHAHAHA
>which is fair compared to extra armour + invincibility, extra health + regen, a shitload of dodge, or even armour grinder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>168890647
I haven't played the game in 5 hours

What's the new meta?

>>168890813
Reddit-tier arguments.

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fast post your face when you bag gold!!!

What's the meta assault rifle?

Is it still meme-4?

>>168891983
say hello to my little friend

>>168892526
What is that thing and why does it only have a 40 ammo pool?

>>168891658
How about this; Kingpin lets you heal yourself while making your entire team invincible for 6 seconds with a 24 second cooldown that you can speed up by killing enemies.

It's literally a full team Swan Song, only without the infinite ammo.

>>168892638
It's a grenade launcher that just so happens to also have an AR attached to it.

>>168891884
Genuinely annoyed

>>168892638
It's garbage, don't even bother with it

The grenade launcher deals like 300 damage max, I couldn't even get it to kill some adds on OD

>>168892935
I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin... not a bright one, are you?

>>168893049
>I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin
Did you even read the post you replied to then? Kingpin is overpowered as fuck as it's a superior version to an already overpowered "must-have" ability

Is there a mod that only lets the host cook meth? I've been encountering trolls lately.

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>>168893639
Google up "How do I get friends".

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>>168806907
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)
- Speedlock Holmes (slakt_1)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cocaine Rush (daily_coke_run)
Brought to you by Rust.

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Sewer Rats (charliesierra_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Can anyone give me an Axiom skin for the Falcon?

I would just buy it but steam requires you to top up by atleast 5 dollars instead of just letting you use your card.

>>168893319
Look below.


>>168890757
This guy said that Kingpin is a decent deck

>>168890813
This guy said that it's not

>>168891658
I said his arguments were bad here

>>168892935
You tried to sway me towards Kingpin despite the fact I'm clearly in favour of Kingpin

>>168893049
I said you're not bright here

>>168893319
You continue to remain confused here

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>>168895595
>This guy said that it's not
No he did not, he was laughing at you for thinking that Kingpin is a "fair" (Read as balanced) perk deck, when it's very clearly overpowered and not balanced at all.

I gave proper arguments as to why it's not balanced after you called him out for having bad arguments.

>>168894231
Where's your money from selling your free safes?

>>168895774
I only just repicked the game up today since before the first introduced safes.

I have cards to sell but for whatever reason steam is saying i have to wait 7 days because i haven't used steam authentication for so long.

>>168895740
I wasn't the guy he responded to you fucking imbecile, I simply joined in and said "Reddit-tier arguments", which clearly says I'm in favour of Kingpin, then you or that guy tries to sway me towards it for some reason

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>Almir retweeted this https://twitter.com/AlaynaMCole/status/833651942459002880

Ashley isn't posting codes because she is going to become a heister.

>>168895885
You get one free safe every 7 days. Just sell that for skins.

It's usually not worth opening the safes.

It's 75% common drop rate, 20% uncommon, so you'd only make a profit like 5% of the time.

>>168888627
Remove Combat Medic ace and Quick Fix basic. Ace Painkillers instead

Remove Die Hard aced it doesn't affect ICTV

Remove aced Transporter it's not good. Keep basic.

Don't use Nine Lives on anything other than One Down

>>168895968
Absolute bullshit, I usually get 2+ safes daily. Stop talking out of your ass.

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>>168895887
Here you go again with saying i'm trying to "sway" anyone, i'm just reciting the facts that the perk deck is broken after you replied to someone who was clearly laughing at the fact anyone thinks the perk deck is in any way balanced or considered fair compared to the other perk decks.
That doesn't say you are in favour of Kingpin, instead you are saying that you agree with the other person that thinks the perk deck is balanced and fair.

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>join a normal dificulty heist, just to relax
>have my shotgun loaded with HE
>guys freak out about me being a hacker.
>get kicked at the end (FWB)

it's the secind time this month

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What are your favorite heists?

>>168896712
biker heist

>>168896679
Could be that he got griefed by some kid spamming HE rounds at him and thinks it's purely a cheat weapon.

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>>168896679
i-is this a JoJo reference?

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>tfw infamy 4 now
I'm already getting tired of having to level up before I can get my builds going again

>>168897131
Do some achievements, fuck around, have fun.

You're going to burn out if all you care about is the grind before you do anything else.

Is ICTV best to use with Maniac?

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>>168897243
>Do some achievements, fuck around, have fun.
That's what i'm doing though, but once I reach 100 I just do infamy to get it over with faster and then realize I don't want to level up again.

>>168896151
Correct, I do believe it's balanced. The way the retard, whoever it is, worded it after I said his arguments were garbage made it sound like he agreed with me. He simply stated what it does, which does not imply he's trying to sway me towards it being overpowered, considering I already think it's balanced.

Oh, and, anyone who genuinely thinks it's overpowered either has never used Kingpin, never used Anarchist, or both.

>>168897408
There's nothing except cosmetics after V-100 so you can stop at V-100.

Just do some 7-bag Rats runs.

>>168897131
> Get DLC Unlocker
> Upgrade to whatever level you want -100
> Remove DLC Unlocker if you want
> ???
> Profit

>>168901984
>DLC unlocker = trainer

I have a feeling that retards like you are the reason scrubs demonize DLC unlockers

Please slit your fucking wrists.

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>>168896712
Anything by the elephant or dentist
Golden grin
beneath the mountain

>>168902526
>Beneath the mountain
Maybe if they removed the turret

>>168896712
Hotline Miami and Broccoly 101

any codes that are not for shitty masks soon?

>>168903047
sent ;)

>>168896712
YOU AND I

>>168903253
BABY WE'RE NOTHING BUT MAMMALS

>>168903047
Yeah join the steam chat Ashley is giving out codes right now.

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>Someone picks Sydney

>>168903464
nah, I hate the group chat, there all overkill workers

>>168904119
>(SYDNEY PLAYER) have been kicked

>>168897419
>Oh, and, anyone who genuinely thinks it's overpowered either has never used Kingpin, never used Anarchist, or both.
Sounds more like you don't even own the scarface dlc to begin with.

>>168904119
YA BLOODY DRONGO xD

>>168897419
>t. never used either

>>168904119
SIT ON MY DICK >:3

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PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: Cfour8F6-266EK-JsevenBFM
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: XVsixRW-V8JQgermanfornosound-BXEZW

>>168905438
>>168905747
Samefag

It's actually not overpowered, kill yourself. It requires more effort to use than any other deck, and even then its bonuses aren't always worth it compared to Anarchist.

>>168906223
>t. never used either

WAHOWAH MOST IMPRESSIVE

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>>168906082
>activated the first dlc
>i use the dlc unlocker already
i honestly didn't expect it to work so i'm genuinely very sorry for anyone who really needed it

>>168906352
:(

Kingping is decent but it's by far not the best deck. I mean it's the best if you don't know how to use other decks.

it's pretty simple, press button when lot of cops. Other decks require you to play in a specific way to get the most out of them, even armorer.

>>168906352
Really love Dmr's kms my dude

>>168906223
>press button to godmode
>more effort

>>168906352
yeah.................thanks.

>>168906569
You've clearly never used Kingpin if you think all that's required is pressing a button for godmode.

Terrible bait, kill yourself.

>>168906707

Uh you are technically impossible to kill with kingping triggered. At 25% hp, you gain 100% damage resistance.

>>168906707
Yeah i'm sorry, it's actually a team-wide godmode.

>>168905896
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE ESCAPE VAN

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>168908067
It's fun

>>168908067
It's fun

>>168908067
it's fun

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he also had a OD mask and a private profile

>>168908067
It is enjoyable.

>>168908336
If you use Carry Stacker and Silent Assassin why even play the dam game

>>168908067
It's fun

>>168906082
One post and that's it?
You're such a fucking tease, leaving me alone with this stiff cock

>>168908945
What was the second code supposed to be anyway

>>168909162

PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: XVsixRW-V8JQgermanfornosound-BXEZW

6 and 9 were the missing things.

German sound for no, Nine.

>>168909803
oh i'm retarded

>>168909803
>German sound for no, Nine.
German word for no

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>>168909803
>Got the code
>I already had the pack
Fuck me. If I knew this was going to happen I wouldn't have fucking bought it in the first place.

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>>168909871
>>168910006
This is fine too.

Being low lever after going infamous is painful.

MORE CODES PLEASE!

What's the damage threshold? Is it still 40?

>>168910669
Why so? Do one Diamond store on DW and you're 45

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>>168910051
I like this weapon

>>168902336
What does training have to do with anything you idiot

Infamies are fucking retarded if you are at 5

>>168912560
What is this cancer font

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>>168912560
That's just a nerfed max upgrade Krinkov...

>>168912860
But the Krinkov looks like shit

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>>168912971
It's about the tactical use you fucking nigger

>>168908336
>silent assassin
>carrystacker

Every time the guy with those mods just solos the entire heist

>>168908336
Nothing wrong with Keepers nigga

can i make kingpin work with dodge?

>>168914320
It would be worthless compared to armour

Can someone show me a good pistol build?

>>168914454
Yeah

>>168914454
Why can't you make one yourself? You'd have to tailor it to what you want either way, i.e. inspire, doc bags, etc.

>>168915004
I can and probably will. I just havent played since the new skill tree and im not nearly as knowledgeable and the meta as i used to be.

It was just if someone already HAD one they could show me it and id tweak it anyway.

>>168914454
1. Long barrel Broomstick
2. Enjoy

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>>168915947
This.

Have a 'pocket' DMR as a secondary. Just careful about the reloads.

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C
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>>168919687
Buy them stupid goy

>>168919842
Y E A H

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>>168919842
don't have no moneeft in my wallet

>>168919687
is this a jojo reference?

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hey guys i'm trying to set up a teamspeak with my friends to do a heist but it doesn't let me install it because it needs service pack 1. and don't want to activate the windows updates. can you help me please?

>>168923839
use discord.

>>168923886
Discord is fucking garbage, use Mumble

>>168924089
Mumble is fucking garbage, Use pidgin.

>>168924089
lol

>>168919687
FOOLED YA GUYS

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Why is counterfeit so shit? You'd think at least the reward would be a little bit higher for the amount of bullshit you have to deal with compared to other endless missions, but instead the counterfeit money is worth barely anything.

>>168924786
*kingpin

>>168924786
>>168923886
>>168924089
i would but I also need Teamspeak for othwr stuff ao I need your help

>>168926257
I think the reasoning is that counterfit money is easier to make than, say, cook off meth.
>Put everything and wait
vs
>Wait for the right ingredients and put everything

which is still bulshit, cus it still takes way less time to cook a batch of meth than to print money

>I-100
>Kingpin 3/9
>molotov throwable
>OD
this is why ngbto exists

Guys I'm about to get my first infamy.

Should I spend all my cash on money & masks? I mean, I'll lose it all anyway, right? What should I buy

Help

>>168927718
buy as many of the most expensive weapons that you can, fill up your weapon inventory as much as you can. sell them after you go infamous.

>>168927867
I shouldn't keep any?

Thanks for the tip.

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>>168926829
>is easier to make
>Put everything and wait
Yeah if only the cops didn't turn of the power every few seconds and force you to run to the other side of the map where a turret is probably placed, and then turn the printer back on again. You also have to get more ink and paper every 2-3 batches. Essentially you have to constantly run around all over the map just to get the dam thing to stay printing compared to cook off where you just pick up ingredients at the start, then stay in the house until you run out.

Hell even the way you extract the money is terrible with bile often putting his shit right in the middle of the map or near possible turret locations.

On Overkill difficulty it takes like 40 minutes just to print 1 million dollars, that's not even worth one single fucking bag of meth.

>>168927937
spending cash gets wiped every time you go infamous until infamy 5.

>>168927967
All of your problems can be answered with just one simple solution, you know.

git gud

Sale when?

>>168929162
When new DLC

>>168929272
But John Wick just came out???
And no sale???

>>168929420
desu the new DLC is never on sale senpai literally wait 3 more sales to get it with 10% of discount

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>>168879896
A̧͚̰͚̩͕̘͖̺͂̋͆͗͋̽̾͑̏͠ͅĄ̰͉̗̩̙͓̭̣̼̿͗̅̈́̂͊̂̂̆̾Ą̺͙̳͚̲̱͙̰͓͌̓̓̏͒͑͋̈́̂̔Ä̛͖̙̻̞͚̲͖͖͉́̉̀̉͗̏͑̍̅͜A̛͖̰͖̤̯̘̤͎̯̫͑͊̔͌͊̿̀̚̚H̯͙͙͕̥͓̺̞̰̟̄̈́̈̋͛̀̂̆̕͝H̡̳̱̞͎͙̭̻̭̩͒͛̇͂͊̀̃̍̀͝H̛̛̟̲̖͙̗͇̪͖̞̊̎̐̆̈̏̅̎ͅH̛̲̺͖̹̜͙͖̟̲̅͌̎̊̇̎́͑͌ͅ ̢̡̙̼̖̜̳̲̬͇̏̐̽̈̄͗̑̕͠͝I͉͔̺̝̮̞͇̺̼̽̆́̑̓̃́̆̚͝ͅ ̧̨̬͙͈̩͚̞͍̌̑͗̔̇͌́́̕͝ͅN̢̨͖̲̬̱̳͖̱̠͛̀͌̃̑͂̏̌͛͠Ȩ̝̣̻̩̻͓͍̰̫͊̇͆̀̆̈́̈́̓͌͠Ȩ̧̡̦̬̪̳̱̠̙͐̀͊̏̄͒͌͠͝͝D̡̥͙͕̖͔̟̟̖̳̉͊̆͗̃̿̅̇̄̊ ̺̜̞̰̼̰̜̹̪͚̆̾͊̑̿̅̓̾̅̕Â̢̪̙͙̼͇͖͇̝̜͋́̍̌̊̿͛͌̓ ̢̩̣̼͍͕̬͚͚̫̽̋̂̆̍̐͛͋̉͝Ṃ̤͍̖̼̭̻͖̳͒̈̈́́̋̽̔̀̚͝ͅĘ̨̛͙͖̰̬̥͓̟̞̂̎́͑̒̾̊̕͝D͎͇͔̘̻̭̺̗̥̲͂̉͋̉͂̃̾͋͋͊Ï̧̛͈̤̹̯̯̠̲̩͌̿̄̐͊̓̕̚ͅC͚̗̟͔͖͈̗͕̤̊̔́̀̈́̊̀̑͠͠ͅ ̡̛͖̞̤͇̻̤̱̯̅̓̔̋͂̑͒͘͝ͅB̖̹̤̭͎̞͍͖̬͙̾͐͋͌̉̍̒̇̕͠Ä̪̣̺̝͎̻̯̪̆͌̋̏̎̃̂͆͘͜͜G͈̪̞̞̦̮̫͓̾̐̈̑͒͆͐͆̿̚͜͜ ̬̳̺̰̥̱̝̝͈̟̀̄͋́̂̎͐̅̅͘!̧̡̛̛͖̥̫̲̳͚̩̽̄͗̒͑̀̿͝ͅ

>>168927967
That's why you don't print faggot

>>168932192
Had to do it for the cheevo and mask

>>168929578
But I have the latest DLC, I want crossbows and grinder senpai

>>168932640
Crossbows got nerfed though

>>168932973
But everyone says crossbows are the OD meta

Are Counterfit and cookoff the only "endless" heists?

>>168932090
thanks saved haha

>>168933480
There are actually quite a few now;

White Xmas
Santa's Workshop
Cook Off
Counterfeit
Lab Rats
Prison Nightmare.

>>168932090
Why is the Dallas scream so funny to me?

tfw no hemipenis

>>168927967
>not shooting the turrets
Fucking pubs refuse to shoot the turrets on any difficulty. I just don't get it.

Every 2-5 minutes, I go outside and unload my double shotguns into the thing just to wear it down by 20 minutes while doing extended prints. On OVK, I only need a couple runs at it but on DW+ it is just torture.

>omfg turret so op
THEN FUCKING SHOOT IT

If it's an extended stay on a map and not one where you can ignore the turrets (e.g. H&T, HB Day 1, HR, etc.) then just fucking shoot the turrets. They don't respawn.

>>168934126
Well I was talking about it like if you tried it on higher difficulties than OVK, on overkill they aren't too much of a problem obviously but on Mayhem and above where there are three on the map you might aswell just say fuck it.

>>168912971
Are you saying that abomination you just posted doesn't?

>>168934856
Just shoot it with bursts, it's not so hard to solo destroy turret on DW. if only you can aim, else you can go back to OVK and cry you shitter

>>168935104
At that point your taking more time dealing with the turrets than doing the actual objective.
>implying I find DW too hard

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>Side job completion sound plays
>Check side jobs
>Nothing there
AAAAAAAAAAUUUGH

>>168935247
>At that point your taking more time dealing with the turrets than doing the actual objective.
If you're going to be there for 30+ minutes, it's worth the time and ammo investment.

My CAR-4 was a great time back when 40 damage ARs weren't in the shitcan.

Now I usually run GL40+Bronco if I'm taking down turrets.

>>168935247
There's a lot of off time between having to do objectives and destroying the turret once only takes 15 seconds.

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>>168935247
>30 seconds max to deal with turret
>more time dealing with the turrets than actual objective
it's like you prefer being a shitter

>>168935687
I can just run to the thing next to the turret and be done in less than 10 seconds

>>168935270
Is that Dallas' retarded little brother Houston?

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Sometimes I join pubs just to shoot turrets and cops instead of doing objectives.

>>168936464
This is literally every player though

>>168937053
Please, pubs WANT to shoot cops.
But they're too busy sitting in custody to do so.

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>>168937316
Couldn't have said it better myself

>>168937316
Nobody dies on Overkill faggot, stop overestimating yourself. You're probably worse than the average pubbie.

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Hoxton's Revenge. One Down. Solo Stealth. I am a god now. I have ascended. To celebrate, I claimed an infamy for discount to ghost.

Just don't ask me how long it took me to beat.

>>168940827
it's not that hard

>>168941098
I don't think you're considering fuck you and the horse you road in on. I just got the game for free. Someone had a spare humble bundle code. Didn't look up any guides for the level either.

Granted I realized everyone else has been playing this game for literal years.

>>168941250
I think maybe you should git gud

>>168941849
That's the goal. That's why I am playing on one down with no guides.

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Post mains ASAP

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>>168942993

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>>168942993

>>168941898
Stealth on One Down is irrelevant

Stealth is irrelevant

Only scrubs play stealth

You need to do One Down loud to git gud

>>168944119
>You need to do One Down loud to git gud
nah.

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>>168942993

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>>168942993

How do I One Down?

>>168945546
dodge and crits
ez game ez life

Whats a good perk deck for od, also should I get anarchist or kingpin

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>>168942993

>>168944435
t. less than 100 hours

>>168946771
ty

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>>168942993

Are sentries viable?

>>168935895
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT HOUSTON

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>>168942993
DONACDUM

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>168950651
It provides entertainment

>>168950651
I’m good at it

New ammo types when

On PD:TH the Bronco can use hollow point bullets

Things I wish were in the game but never will be for plenty of good reasons:
>Jimmy has a randomized model and lines based on Cokehead, Pro-crook, British Soldier, or Hippie-Biker
>replace Bodhi with a dog. Probably a border collie or some kind of german shepard/lab mix. pager lines are barking. Control still says "yeah, that makes sense."
>new wolf lines
>suit customization
>new Locke heists. For sure.

>>168942993
rust and hoxton

Wanker

>10

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>1

"I would play, I really do. I'm just too busy to play."
*plays PD2 anyway*

>>168965761
Im in for it, host?

Cmon buddy

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Daily reminder that if you finish Firestarter DW with less than 20 millions in your offshore account, you're a shitter.

>>168966443
What the fuck does offshore have to do with skill you fucking loser

>>168965761
>see guy complain about nobody wanting to play
>offer a brooklyn od lobby
>the guy leaves
why do you do this to me

>>168967508
> want to play with /pdg/
> dlc unlocker fag
> use the amr16 which I know I'd get flac for

>>168968041
m8 I hosted that brooklyn without even owning the wick heists. The only person who would care about bad goys would probably be ashley.

>>168967508
>start the lobby early
>"oh why didn't you join us"
pls

>>168968393
Cool. But for safety purposes I best post loudout plus skills and perk deck for approval or reccomemdations

Later though. Don't feel like playing atm

YF6T3-WFT3E-TLAGV

dead general right?

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>>168965294
O N E Y E A R

>>168970257
Probably will never play but thanks my friend

>>168970342
789PQ-YKT3G-I7NRG

have more uselessness then

Update when

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>>168933796
Most fun
>White xmas
>prison nightcore
Most profit
>cock off
Most cancer
>counterfit
>santa workshop
>lab rats

>>168977007
Yes.

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PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: BD6QE-D770K-9N2T7
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: 843LM-FB0LJ-M8WGE

Good luck!

>>168979170
>tfw missed them because I was playing the game
>DW lobby with retards who probably never played above ovk
>one of them had no skill points allocated
I hate myself

>>168979170
>Im on mobile, at my uni
End me

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>>168979170
>Play game, Ashley drops codes
>Stop playing and wait for codes, doesn't give any codes

>>168979486
>>168979589
>>168979869
fucking normies

HEY SHITHEAD GET ON DA INTACAAAHM

>>168979589
>tfw same but I already got that code last Sunday
Feels good

>>168979926
Never speak to me again until you have less than 100 hours

Has anyone bought the official masks yet

>>168981737
Yes

No

Maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

rrerr

murr

ded, jimmy is best charterer after the original 4 btw

Dodge/Crit sniper build is fun

>>168988618
so is being in custody

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>>168988618
No it isn't.

>>168988618
>sniper
>crits
you know only 1/3 of yours shots will crit right? you know how highly inefficient you will be with a sniper then? you're probably mexican too.

>>168988892
The crits are for the secondary pistol, not the sniper

>>168988618
>dodge/sniper crit

what the fuck am i reading

armor/silent nagant crit is best

>>168988969
>using dodge below OD
kill yourself

>>168988997
How excatly is it crit build if your concealment is above 25?

>>168989416
silencer and silencer skills

>>168989527
>SK is crits
rly makes me thing

>>168989527
>not just using a Desert Fox/Contractor

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>>168988997
>mfw i dont have 3 more friends to unlock the wind of change achievement

>>168989527
How exactly are silencer skills same as crits?

>>168991029
Your mom

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>>168990479

>>168990479
Post you are Steam

>>168991326
/id/ilovephantom

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>>168991376

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tower heist when ?
gen sec HQ when ?

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>>168991257

>>168988160
I have seen this artwork too many times im getting sick of it

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>>168893972
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Saw Right Through You (daily_gears)
Brought to you by Wolf.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>168970275
good meme

http://pd2tools.com/l/9c2a8e0915b105cd3840054c87008fdd
would a build like this work ?

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>>168992036

>>168993504
>Body Expertise and Surefire but no aced Lock N' Load
>Swan Song
>LB/SB
>Silent Killer
>No Transporter
>No Underdog
Average pub shitter/10

>>168993504
>http://pd2tools.com/l/9c2a8e0915b105cd3840054c87008fdd
Bad build, here's why

Since you are rogue you rely on high armor regen and/or high health, you have neither. In Tank: ace Resilience and get basic Shock + Bullseye. Makes you survive for that much longer since all armor must deplete before getting health damage.

Assuming you're going to use LMG you want a fast reload time, so aced Lock n' Load. Unless you are running an AR with speedpull mag then it makes no difference.

And if you are running AR then git gud and aim for the head instead of getting those crutch shitter skills

>>168993504
>>168994575
Oh and basic Messiah is a waste of points

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>>168994575
>>168994659
thank you

>>168991823
>Diamond Heist when?
>New Contractor when?

>>168997623
Why the fuck would we need a new contractor?

Also, GB > DH

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>>168998025
>worst heist > best heist

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Name a better heist

>>168998671
Bank Heist.
Fuck you, it's too comfy with a decent team of pubs.

>>168998671
Panic Room

>>168998375
>worst heist due to requirement to design for both stealth and loud

>"""best"""

Objectively shit taste.

>>168998671
FWB

>>168998791
Panic room is super comfy but I hate when the chopper takes longer to be safe than it should, bug or what?

>>168999001
>worst heist due to requirement to design for both stealth and loud
That's a good thing, you shitter. Failed stealth is the most fun part of the game.

>>168999204
YOU GUYS NEED TO CLEAR THE ROOF

>>168999267
Back when you could do both with the same loudout

>>168999204
Kill betterer.

>>168999432
>Back when it was easy
>>>/overkill/

>>168999267
Failed stealth is no different from loud in PD:TH you fucking mong, did you even play PD:TH?

All experience we have had with it has been worse than the other heists becauseit had to be designed for two options instead of one.

>>169000159
>in PD:TH

>>169000330
My point is that we have no experienced what you're describing yet, despite the fact that you think it's the best heist apparently because of this reason. I swear to Christ you're mentally deficient.

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PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: KW7G9-2H7QC-L5P8B
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: WRXHE-D0EDA-4T96K
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack: 0THKN-JZ2QY-49EH6
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack: VYGP7-5W83J-T3CKP

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>>169000443
>Get a code
>I have the pack. Again.
Y-you can't be fucking serious.

>>169000439
We have experienced failed stealth in PD2 in every heist that can be done both in stealth and loud and it is always the same. There is no reason to assume it would be different in Diamond Heist.

>>169000535
>t. can't read English

>>169000443
alienware?
:|

>>169000591
I'm so tired I'm not giving a shit about whatever codes are posted before I copypaste them in.

>>169000587
The point, once again, is that we have not experienced that in Diamond Heist yet. Learn to fucking read, huh?

>>169000715
>There is no reason to assume it would be different in Diamond Heist.
Unless you can think of a reason they would change the way skills work for this one heist. Like they would automatically switch your build to one made purely for loud gameplay once you break stealth.

>>169000863
That's not going to happen, not to mention it's probably impossible with the engine...

>>169000443
Gone in less than 10 minutes
Fucking bots

>>169000913
>implying 10 minutes is fast
git gud

>>169000913
Are you stupid? They should be gone in less than 10 seconds if people are looking out for them. You honestly think people won't grade DLC codes out in the open? Fucking idiot.

>>169000443
Can you reply to this post with codes so I get an audio notification thx

>>169000443
Wick DLC pl0x

>>169000995
But this thread is dead no one should be lurking

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>>169000913
>Had to wait for Steam to start
>Still got two codes
>Probably not even going to use any of the stuff in the DLC

>>169001104
Irrelevant

>>169000443
Can I have a code to make the game run at a framerate that is equal to the games visuals? I swear it runs worse than BF4

Ashley doesn't even talk with us anymore. She just posts four codes a day in one post and that's enough to her. It's as if she's obliged to keep in touch with /pdg/ but she does it with minimal effort.

I miss you

>>169001000
You can't ignore the trips.

>>169002969
be reddit m8

>>169002969
>she
>her
>she
>she

>>169003248
this kind of ppl like that

>>169003350
what are you even trying to say
literally what did he mean by this

>>169003350
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give kids that require Special Education laptops

>>169003462
>>169003813
cry some more

>>169003248
as long as it is not """""""""""xir"""""""", i will call her whatever she wants

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>>169003350

>>169004145
>her
>she

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>>168998025
Because we lost Hector and now the dentist, unless the Butcher gets a bunch more Vlad won't be enough to keep the heists coming

>>169007426
But Vlad is the best contractor

>>169007558
Vlad has the worst heists in the game though

>>169007664
idi nahui

>>169007664
Why would Vlad go back to those small heists

>>169009087
>went from doing a 30 second tiara steal to stealing nuclear warheads with cars
Vlad is crazy

>>169009309
and the most amazing thing is that even with all the crazy shit we did for him , the police still think he is just an innocent average guy framed by bain

> Saw Right Through You
So what are the actual restrictions?
Does joker invalidate it? What about turrets?

>>169009087
AFtershock and Meltdown are FUCKING AWFUL, transporting bags in a large open area is just terrible design. Very boring and tedious.

>>169011035
>not mentioning Goat Simulator which is even worse

The cars should be able to carry more bags though

>>169011397
Never even bought that trash.

>Join a cook off with some ruskies
>already an hour in and 17 bags
>cook with them for about 40 minutes
>multiple revives, hostages and ammo bags
>get kicked at extraction

Just kick me right away if you think i don't deserve a payday.

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>>169000443
I remember when ahe went of a fucking spree of codes and shered like 100 in one day.

>>169012675
Fucking host your own games. You bring them upon yourself, especially when you play with Russians.

>>169012675
NEVER join ruskies, they are the absolute worst.

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>>169012675
>plays with slav scum
When will you learn they have no morals?

>>169013237
Who put that bunny on those pancakes and ruined all that food?

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>>169013413
I know right? Let's get rid of it

>>169013413
Ir's okay if you eat the bunny too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EUlOJdhbhg

How do we make Meltdown great again?

>>169013654
By removing cookoff so it's worth playing the other endless grind heists.

ok since theres nothing to talk about because theres no updates fot now. what is your religion /pdg/?

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>>169015123
Satanism.

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>>169015123

>>169015123
thrashly's codes

>>169015123
the medicbag