/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

ONE

First for jimmy

New safe a cute

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Gage Ass Pack Code:
N1GG3R-F4G-G0T

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HEY DICKFACE

>>168544525
what gun is that ?

>>168547027
AMR-16 lol
Ammo pickup is not even that bad,I don't get that meme

>>168547813

1 ammo per box

>Not bad

AK rifle/CAR4

3-5 same damage.

>>168547813
fuck i don't have the DRM kit

>>168549104
They are easy to get as fuck

The Memes

>>168556613
they're all we have...

>>168548895
well i don't notice since i pick up ammo like crazy
how much ammo does the 84 dmg ak pick up? the stats are essentially the same but slightly downgraded

>>168553108
i know but i just wanted to try it out for the fun but the achievements are boring so i'll keep with the contractor .308 that sniper is a beast

>>168556914
>>168548895
and by similar stats i mean when fully upgraded like what i did to the amr

what do you suggest as secondary? i use a similar style for the krinkov

>>168557185
DMR broomstick
Mac 10

>Increased performance on the two new heists
>Downloading updates is total shit

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>>168410391
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- In The Head! (any_25_sniper_kills)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- New Taste (daily_tasty)
Brought to you by Jimmy.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Oy vey are you goyims enjoying the new skins?

>>168567602
what does carbon fiber have to do with john wick

>>168568046
>
Professionalism

>>168568097
what does carbon fiber have to do with professionalism

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24th for Jacket still being a god-tier heister in 2017

25th for new skins are trash.

Again.

>>168573208
The new skins are cool, fuck you

>>168573208
>>168573264
SHOWDOWWWWWWWWWN

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Xth for soundtrack update and arbiter ammo fix never

>>168574501
Lmao that shit is never getting fire ammo

How's Kingpin, friends?

I've been looking at it for a bit and thinking it might be nice for a DW/1D armour build.

>>168553706
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would have one down mask, before getting the achievement.

so what are the most useful/fun heists as of right now?

>>168577726
>Literally makes yourself invincible for 6 seconds, heals most of your hp and makes your allies not take damage

Gee what do you think

>>168581492
>and makes your allies not take damage
>

>>168579440
atleast you can talk, who are you?

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>>168582140
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our shitpost.

No one cared who I was until I said Death Wish is easy.

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>host says to have 1 cook at a time in hotline miami
>host and his friends jerk off somewhere completely elsewhere on the map
>continue from where the host left off because he is slow as fuck
>finish a batch, tell them what to add next
>WTF I SAID ONE AT A TIME
>kicked right at the end, after 22 mins had passed
>host was a furfag
really makes you think

>>168583136
>host was a furfag
>posting anime

You aren't any better

>>168583136
>hurdurrr
>My game, MUH RULES
>go host your own game faggit
>I finally feel power over something in my life so I will USE IT

>>168583136
>furfag
Where is the proof

>I do booga
>host does hooga
rly makes u think

>>168586352
Unga bunga kunga hunga

Don't know if you guys know but Payday 3 is on development at the moment
Can't wait to spend another $180 in DLCs

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1100 hours and I've never been kicked at the end of a heist

>>168587551
Good for you.

YOU AND I
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
AIMING FOR THE SKY
WITH A SECRET AMBITION
IT'S NOT OUR THING TO WALK THE ROAD THAT'S PAVED
WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO ROAM THE TRAIL THAT'S BLAZED
AND THERE'S A FLAME IN YOUR EYES THAT'S IGNITING MINE
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
IN THE GAZE OF A PROWLING LION
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

*electric guitar solo*

>>168581882
You are stupid

It makes all enemies target you, which means, YES, your allies don't take damage

Are you fucking thick?

>>168583136
>>168583294
>see easy solution to not have this happen

>don't take it

No sympathy.

>>168590815
Nowhere near as thick as you fatty

>>168582586
If i give you a (You) will you die?

>>168591748
It would be extremely Bainful.

4U

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>Bainposting in 2017

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>>168569327

>>168594391
Speaking of which, did anyone notice that the taxman when he gets told to say the codes, one of his possible responses is:

>"Nothing, I said nothing"

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What's even the point of Infamy?

>>168594763
Artificial endgame, it keeps makes you play the game for that much longer if you are a completionist

>>168594763
t. less than 100 hours

>>168594763
unique masks and reduction of points to have acces to skills , really have infamy 5 theres no point , but i still did it and loose many hours to reach 25

I think you level up too fast. I have like 60 hours and I am level 85.
>finishing One Down bank heists with level over 9000 guys was a mistake

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>>168544525
>using quadstack mags ever

Do you suck dicks ?

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I don't get it. I use the 'Level appropriate' filter but doesn't seem to make any difference.
I still find people with over 9000 level to play and edgy 14 levelers trying to do hard mode..

>>168595258
Get NGBTO

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>>168594982
>>168594908
Yeah but atleast give it some other kind of reason to do other than "we had a few masks laying around and instead of making it dlc we just have people grind for them so they are more likely to buy other dlc"

Even something simple like 1 extra skill point every 2 levels of Infamy after the original 5 would be good enough incentive.

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>>168595275
Will have a look. However I don't like adding mods and workshop stuff.

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>>168595719
>payday 2
>without mods
Why would you do this to yourself.

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>>168595786
Recommend me some please. Except things that make the game easier. And skins. I really don't care and like the simple realistic gun skins.
I saw pics of the NGBTO and it looks legit. I might put that to find better players to play with.

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>>168596028

>>168596028
WELLL NOW

Mod overrides:
>Bodhi's 8.5 sounds
>retexture for better textures that actually give performance (you can even customize easily to keep ones you like and remove things you dont like)
>Smokin_Barrels
>High Quality inventory icons
>What is love plays inside falcogini
>What is love plays inside longfellow

BTL mods:
>Drill Autorestart Indicator
>Faster Skip
>HQInventoryIcons
>Lobby Player Info
>More Weapon Stats
>No Blue Filter
>No Hit Feedback
>VELOSync
>CustomFOV

Quality of life improvemnts(if you are autistic read as cheats)
>pocohud
>AdditionalPocoHudTrackers
>Hostage Escort Tweaks
>Hostage Pathing Fix
>Assault Overhaul
>Redundant Card Removal

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>>168596384
>>168596417
Thnx doge.

>>168596028
WolfHUD, while it does have a lot of things that could be called making the game easier, you can customize it completely so you get the way better looking HUD without the stuff like knowing how many enemies are on the map and drill timers etc.

VELOsync is also pretty good because it improves the desync you often see online by a lot.

Those are probably the most important ones that aren't just graphical changes. (Also make sure to get the Dev version of WolfHUD over on github instead of the one on the site, because the current standard version crashes the game if you trigger swan song)

>>168596509
Seriously, the game is terrible without mods. I never understood players who were like "ya vanilla 4 lyfe xdddd!!"

It's ugly, plays terribly, and quality of life is very low

In my early days month ago I encountered a mod that didn't let you use the medic bag with less than 3 downs, whenever you tried to use it with less than that it electrocuted you.

Where can I find this mod?

>>168596737
http://paydaymods.com/mods/303/SaveEquipment

I got u senpai

>>168596692
I am old so the look doesn't bother me at all. Some gameplay stuff are annoying yes. What is quality of life? Replay value?

I guess what bothers me the most is the time you spend waiting in lobbies, getting kicked and most of all NO control of who enters the game after you started.
So many stealth games and moneys lost because of players popping in.

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>>168596793
Thanks bae

>>168596841
>I guess what bothers me the most is the time you spend waiting in lobbies, getting kicked and most of all NO control of who enters the game after you started.
So many stealth games and moneys lost because of players popping in.
Play with friends?

>>168596949
>friends
hehehe

Is Goonmod dead?

>>168596841
If you host, you will never get kicked desu

Quality of life mods are, obviously, quality of life things, such as no confirm dialogue , press f to interact instead of holding it, etc.

Lock your lobby if you don't want scrubs joining and messing up, or restrict who can join with NGBTO.

>>168597002
What are you implying? People don't have friends, that people can't get friends?

>>168597071
He's obviously implying he has no friends.

Even though people here will probably play with him if he wants

>>168596841
By the way, I want to confirm that every single mod he listed is good, because I've all of them. They make the game substantially better.

>>168597128
No one here plays games.

>>168597013
Most of it's features are part of the base game now so there wasn't any reason to keep it alive.

>>168597013
>>168597461
WolfHUD is a good alternative. It has most features from Goonmod built in, and the ones that aren't are mostly already implemented into the game. The only thing I can think of that's not in either WolfHUD or the base game is weapon customization.

Ive been gone since around the point break heist when they introduced paid crates and whatnot.

What is the game currently like? Can i get a quick rundown on the recent updates and dlc's?

Is meme-4 and inspire still the meta?

>>168598643
Inspire still is and will always be meta because it makes dying an inconvenience instead of an actual penalty. It's by design overpowered (but it's way better now that it's guaranteed revive but 20 second cooldown instead of the original RNG based version)

There are way better weapons than the car-4 now, especially on One Down where a lot of decent-good weapons aren't good enough. One Down has a different meta than the rest of the game however due to how much hp and damage enemies have.

>>168599035
i dont even know what one down is.

They have safehouse customization now right?

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>>168598643
Its the same fucking game, fuck off already

>>168599445
well theres modding now, entirely different skill tree and decks and about 10 more dlcs.

>>168599665
We get the same question every thread, find out for yourself

>well theres modding

>>168598643
CAR-4 is the best DMR for crit build as it's the most concealable

>>168600023
There was no modding at the start of Payday 2 aside from basic lua scripting

>>168600172
>caring about concealment

>concealing a DMR

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>>168600970
You mean BeardLib?

>>168600970
>What is a crit build

>>168601219
Shit.

>>168601213
What? BeardLib was not around at the time. That makes no sense. The only mods around were basic lua scripts.

>>168601219
Garbage is what it is. End yourself.

>>168601213
Wtf her face looks like one of the henchmen from the Spiderman ps1 game

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>>168599215
One Down is the next difficulty up from Deathwish, enemies got more health and damage and you only got one down before your next puts you into custody; hence the name. Also it got new Zeal Team enemies.

And yes it's been for a while now, you upgrade rooms of your safe house with continental coins that you get from getting exp and completing side jobs that change every day/week/month. Some of the level 3 upgrades bring in some fun activities you can do.

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>>168562204
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Accumulate! (daily_lodsofemone)
Brought to you by Bonnie.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>168601283
>Garbage is what it is. End yourself.
Ever finished a loud heist on OD?
Didn't think so

>>168601269
>>168601283
>implying crit shotgun isn't based.

>>168601715
>Wasting points on a crit build when crossbows require zero investment

>>168602076
To be fair, you want crits so you can one-shot dozers with javelins.

>>168601715
>he needs a crit build to finish heists on OD

Call me back when you have more than 100 hours, kiddo.

>>168601721
That's not conventional in current year, though I do personally believe it's pretty good desu.

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>"It is with great satisfaction that we also can announce that Payday 3 production is officially initiated and at a full design stage," the spokesperson wrote. That's promising, but it doesn't sound like a release is imminent, as the studio wants to take its time."

>"I’d like to especially clarify, that this project will enjoy as much time as we deem needed. It will be done when it’s done. This is our single most important brand today and the cornerstone of our business and we will treat it accordingly. Updates in the near future might be scarce and far between. You simply don’t rush Payday 3."

I actually want to see what they do with an engine that isn't shit
Also, isn't OVERKILL's The Walking Dead supposed to be coming out soon

>>168605580
You're very late, my man

I hope it has decent production value, though. Payday 2 looks like a game from 2003 with cartoony gunplay. The gunplay should stay good (and unrealistic), but actually killing cops should look realistic and shit.

This goes hand in hand with third person animation work and desync.

>>168606176
I'd say 2006-2007, but the quality of the assets limited by what the engine is capable of clash with each other in such a way that it's hard to place it.

>>168606676
Nah, no way. HL2 did everything better. It was also limited by Overkill's limited budget at first, a problem they don't have now with their infinite $$$

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>>168607004
Well, that's not true.

Anyone having an issue with wolfhud removing enemy outlines when spotted? Using the dev build because the standard one crashes when swan song is triggered

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>>168594763
Bane mask

>>168597017
>If you host, you will never get kicked desu
If you host, no one will ever join you. and if they do it's generally shitters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

is james /our guy/?

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>>168614135
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPl557fMNHU
\m/

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Ashley

I'm a good goyim. Could you please tell us when are dlcs going on sale?

>>168615346
Damn that's good shit

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>>168616076
I am waiting for this also.

>>168618753
>>168616076
Dlc unlocker you fucking retards
I do not even care about this game anymore
It's shit just like you fags

>>168589042
Playing that song while killing the Commissar is so satisfying

>>168619250
>all this projecting

The Memes

>>168622819
My DLC unlocker is a tool of justice!

>>168619250
>Dlc unlocker
Disgusting.

>>168625060
paying $5 dlc also disgusting.
I can't wait until my addiction to this game ends.. What a shitty feel.

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>>168619250
>t. less than 100 hours in game

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Why do people do this?

>>168627782
>Private profile
Because they are little kids

>>168627782
>tfw I have a way to cheat skillpoints while reporting legit stats
eheheh, ez >:D

>>168628238
People who have cheated skills is the most obvious fucking shit in the universe if you pay any modicum of attention to what they're doing

>>168628382
Half the people in our steam group edit weapon damages and think nobody notices

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>2k17,
>using the rattlesnake or the Lion's roar ever

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Just shitposting here with your usual shitty gameplay.
That was fun af.

Only good skin in the Wick safe is the Stryk one

rrerr

>>168630389
Do people actually find safehouse raid fun?

>>168633803
hell no it's boring as fuck he was probably just doing it for coins

inb4 >he needs coins
save the thread a post and don't bother

i make poost

>>168634409
saved

>>168634409
I guess. I just wish you can turn that shit off, I'm sick of hearing it every time I go into crime.net.

>>168634409
Is there a fast and easy way to rack up coins other than grinding Safehouse Raid?

>>168635046
Oh fuck I thought I was the only one hearing that every time

I just assumed that it was the new Rats of the [current year] so I was just hovering over it by mistake every time

>>168638139
There was a bug when they came out where you could get pretty much infinite coins, only faggots didn't exploit it

Get XP, the more XP the more coins you get, Safehouse Raid is guaranteed to give coins but that’s all its good for

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Holy shit, I wish Overkill didn't absolutely shitcan LMGs and make them utterly nonviable on every difficulty above OVK because this was a lot of fun.

>>168639964
There is literally no weapon completely viable for OD

>>168640560
I would actually rather blow my brains out than hodgepodge together an OD build that used LMGs because I would probably need Frenzy AND Silenced Memer AND Body Expertise and by that point I'm barely contributing anything in terms of utility and my survivability would still be awful unless I use armorer or anarchist (which is iffy as shit on OD imo)

>>168605580
>Also, isn't OVERKILL's The Walking Dead supposed to be coming out soon
Delayed to the next Mayan apocalypse.

>>168640765
I use BE aced because I have nothing to spend on. I already have inspire aced, fully loaded basic, aced both silent memer skills, and nearly aced the entire revenant section

Yeah it's a crutch but on OD I'll take everything I can get especially if I have everything I (think) I need

>>168640765
>anarchist (which is iffy as shit on OD imo)
I wish you'd blow your brains out for being so shit to begin with.

>>168641190
Fuck you, I don't like Anarchist on OD. The armor in combat thing on a difficulty where your armor evaporates in nanoseconds isn't my playstyle. Might work for some people, but I'd rather have the normal regen.

>>168641182
With what gun?

>>168641446
OP pic. I'm considering switching weapons I can convert to similar stats with better ammo pick up. The AMR16 has the highest possible damage for 100 accuracy/stability in the assault rifles section assuming you have the needed skills, in exchange for low ammo pool and pickup

How much ammo pickup does the 84 dmg AK have? At max upgrades and stats it's basically the OP pic with slightly less damage

>>168595138
What's wrong with using quadstack if I have 100 accuracy and 100 stability?

>>168642015
I think there's a mod that has ammo pickup rates, more weapon stats or something?

>>168642391
I'll check it out, it seems that pdg doesn't care about getting triggered over silent memer anymore thanks to the new skilltrees so I'll post some thoughts after I get to it

My favorite thing about the dlc unlocker is trying dozens of combos per gun

>>168642187
Idk either, maybe because speedpull mag outclasses double mag size? I like quadstack too so I need to reload less and can duel dozers easier

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IT'S SO FREAKING ADORABLE :3

>>168646728
GL40 got a new skin?

>>168646918
That's an old one.

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>>168646918
It's new for me since I just got it :3

So i just watch John Wick 2.

Is it me or there is an actual scene in the 3rd act made like Art Gallery level?

I don't care if anyone wants it, I'm posting a link to a batch file that imitates the police assault bar via pastebin. http://pastebin.com/4YnyeehH

>>168649838
>batch file
Why not Powershell?

>>168650615
Figure it out yourself.

>>168650615
I had a batch file that displayed random numbers and I changed it to imitate the assault bar.

>>168652451
da bore store

>>168651547
no u grandpa

>>168639964
Body expertise and surefire lets lmgs be viable up to dw

>>168653576
Still shit compared to rifles though.

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HEY PETER

>>168657562
What

GET THE FUCK UP

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>>168634473

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Do you know what time it is?

>>168663381
Meme time

how do you scrap metal

>>168665637
You don't act dumb, try doing it on DW instead

I haven't played since crime fest what's new meta, if m308 deag then the game is double shit

>>168668740
They are still good but the meta did changed

Fedora mask in payday 2 when ?

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mr anon is a FAGGOT

I use the GUN
to shoot the COPS and get the MONEY

>>168672416
can you delay cop with bullet?

>>168672615
you can delay cop indefinitely with bullet to head

>>168672416
Someone please post it

MONEY

why does Connor Shaw's voice only generate the image of a twink in my mind.

>>168675751
Because he is one?

>>168676132
everybody knows twinks are a myth invented by homosexuals to lure people into their degenerate agenda

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Daily reminder

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What kind of mental illness must one have to buy a Wick safe?

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>mfw releasing the next dlc will be just a 4.99 gage pack

When did Overkill tone down a number of visual effects? I remember Transport Underpass having a lot more fog and Golden Grin getting noticeably darker when you turn on the BFD. Kinda ruins the mood when it doesn't feel like BFD is siphoning power from the entire city block.

>>168680135
Maybe you changed your settings or have some kind of override

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>Payday 2 in 2014

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>>168681216
>Payday 2 in 2017

FRONT LEANING REST

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>>168677874
Taser got a fucking power out

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ass

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>>168686058
GETCHU BRACELETS AWN

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favorite ship?

>>168687181
SS Moretta

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>>168687181
The Yacht Heist

>>168687257
I doubt a Croatian cargo ship's prefix would be SS.

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>4 hours until the shitty AMA with a nobody developer

i bet a gage sniper dlc that nothing interesting will be said

>>168688258
Ships can choose any prefix they want. Don't be a bigot.

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>>168687181
Dallas has an incest homosex relationship with Houston

Chains fucks all the females of the gang, sometimes takes requests from other heisters when they want to get cuckolded, may sometimes fuck a dude but only if they crossdress and they're either houston, jacket, sokol, bodhi or john wick

Hoxton can't get a girlfriend, hence the autistic behavior

Wolf is married to Clover, even though she cucks him every now and then

John Wick takes BBC from Chains, isn't into girls at all

Dragan has erectile dysfunction

Jacket takes BBC from Chains, sometimes fucks corpses

Bonnie will forever be kept out of any action, everyone in the payday gang thinks she is a disgusting slob

Sokol takes BBC from Chains but sometimes brings over russian bitches for everyone to enjoy (most have HIV)

Jiro refuses to have sex with anyone, he is a family man

Bodhi takes BBC from Chains and occasionally holds hands with John Wick

Jimmy gets gangraped every time he passes out from too much blow, has no idea that it even happens

Sydney desperately tries to get Chains' attention, but only gets turned down and dicked instead. Only fucks black guys.

Rust keeps out of the action inside the Paygay gang, only forces cloakers and other law enforcement to suck his dick at gunpoint

Scarface only fucks chicks, sometimes gets a blowjob from Clover but mostly sticks to hookers since she steals his coke and valuables whenever she does.

>>168690694
die

>>168689848
Is that a Jewdle?

post scarface heist

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>>168691323

>>168691323
H3JU8-MII71-91BG5

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>>168691323
I gotchu famalam

>>168691375
>not even posting the fight with sosa

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>>168691323
>>168691506

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>>168691323
This one is my favorite. Silent like a mouse

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>>168691323
That was the last one, sorry mang

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Someone made a pretty decent looking replica of Matever

>>168690694
Spot the sweeden poster.

>>168692084
I won't fall for this bait again

anyone wanna do sounds of animal fighting

>>168694681
yeah

>>168696021
give me your a/killerbee

Tried to do Salem Asylum and I made it to the train one second late

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WTF I REACHED IT AT 4:44 AND DIDN'T GET IT I GOT TASED TWICE RIGHT AT THE END TWO THAT FUCKED ME

>>168697214
do it again

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>>168697214

>>168697214
jej

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>>168696835
>>168697214

>>168697694
>being literally so bad at this game
baka

>>168697694
give me your steam right now worthless cunt

>>168697694
I just got it third try without SAM. 4:40. Achievement didn't activate until 4:42 after I set foot and took like 3 steps

>>168630389
i like it it's hoxton's breakout day 2

>>168698171
/id/ilovephantom

>>168687181
friendship

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Oy stupid go- I mean friends, be sure to buy a copy of P3 when it hits the shelves!

No microtransactions this time, I promise ;)

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threadly reminder all you beta cucks allowed this swedish kike to let him rip your wallet clean, and you'll gladly all bend over for the third game, you should all just kill yourselves, worthless cunts

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>>168698757
>payday 3,
>getting released ever,
y
just because they began it doesn't mean they will finish it

Why are the achievements in this game so fucking terrible?

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>We are working on a solution to update the soundtrack. there are some minor complications but hopefully soon one way or the other.
>Some minor complications
>Minor

The last song is from fucking 2015

>>168707275
But you don't understand, they just don't have the resources.

>>168697694
But the achievement isn't even hard unless you're trying to do it in an ICTV on OD for some reason

>>168698757
>>168700156
We finished talking about this a year ago.
>>>/v/

>>168707978
please stop sucking almir's dick before speaking, otherwise you sound like crap

>>168708656
Your poor English all but confirms it. Why is /v/ full of third worlders these days?

>>168709079
Your lack of arguments confirms autism. At least make a point next time.

>>168709949
>P-please argue with me about some irrelevant bullshit no one cares about

not even susipicious someone suddenly talking chinese to radiophone

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/pdg/-tan lewds when

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>>168710298
Now, but you can't have them.

>>168710009
You're right, the fact that you're used to sucking almir off and defending him in your shiney white armor every time someone points the fact he lied is quite irrelevant

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>>168710358
AHHHHH IM DYING I NEEEEEEEED A LEWD

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>>168710750
Here you go, buddy.

>>168711036
cancer

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>>168711074

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>>168711074
Wow

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>>168711074

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>>168601689
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_tapes)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>168711597
Shut the fuck up

>>168711715
Don

So what exactly is the point of all these 40 damage assault rifles?
Are they just overkill only meme weapons because on mayhem they're all shit without silent memer and frenzy

>>168712162
The point is that OVK is shield at balancing and made them worthless

>>168712162
They used to be meta since launch.

OVK just shat on them in 2015 and haven't made them relevant again since.

Pocohud has an option to outline all ammo pickups on the ground

hey trashly

the thread is dead
post john wick heists, you cum guzzler

>>168714243
Buy them stupid go- I mean cheap fuck

>>168711154
post more of these please

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>>168711036
augh, thanks a lot my friend
>>168717307

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>168717878
No one plays Killing Floor.

>>168717878
It's fun

>>168702631
>>168707978
t. DLC buyers

>>168718442
>its fun to buy DLC's endlessly and have CSGO loot crates intergrated despite the devs themselves ensuring no form of microtransactions would ever be in P2

Ha

>>168719894
Not an argument.

>>168719894
Safes have dropped and been free to open for a while now. Update your shitposting.

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What is your shitty excuse for not using viewmodel tweaker?

>>168722815
It takes fucking years to configure and that looks AWFUL, how do you even play like that?

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Why is this nigger in every game?

>>168719894
Who the fuck says P2? It's PD2 you sperg

>>168723678
Probably some BR who says PAY2 instead of PAYDAY2.

>>168723678
Yes I agree

>>168724028
Oh wow thanks dude

>>168722815
>That FOV
More like Quakeday

>>168724364
Yeah no problem man

>>168722875
Use PerfectViewModel instead of Tweaker, it lets you edit viewmodels on the go without the need to restart the level. Much faster.

>>168724691
Thanks for the priase dude

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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that this was the best co-op shooter of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Killing Floor fan (AKA real GAME) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS: have fun in custody, shitters

>>168725052
NP mate

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>>168725846
>13+ downs in a Normal Applebee's heist

Should I return to payday? Do people still play it? Last time I played was on halloween last year

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>>168726185
what even is applebees
what would somewhere called that sell

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>>168727897
no it fucking sucks shit

>>168727897
yes is funn

many dlc to enjoy

>>168727937
It's one of those typical bar/resturant chains. Dunno what the equivalent would be in other places but it's got burgers, wings, fruity drinks and appetizers. I have friends that go there like once a week in the evenings cause they have half off appetizers. Doesn't even get a meal, just chugs mozzarella sticks,

>>168723678
>>168724028
>>168724364
>>168724691
>>168725052
>>168725997
samefag

>>168727937
>not living in america

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>>168728512
>unironically being a yank

>>168728664
>unironically living under a tyrannical government

>>168728664
Why are you so retarded?

>>168729030
>>168729073
Dumb amerifats

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>>168729073
years of practice

>>168729191
You better watch out, or I might report that to your local Citizen Management department

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smelly dumb ary*n scum

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>60% white

>>168729792
A lower white pop means more racist whites because they have to actually deal with minorities, hence the contrast our situation and yours

The citizens alone could destroy all of """Great""" Britain.

>>168730456
>Assuming I'm from Little Pakistan
Every time. I guess that's the only country Americlaps can relate to.

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>am*rica is 64% white
>engl*nd is 80% white
>alba is 96% white

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Make this Payday related

>>168732231
No, fuck off.

Sick of seeing this shit on every single fucking board and thread.

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PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: C0J3C-FEF9N-50IDV
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 4EYCF-YMY22-9MPAH
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: AX7P9-TI0AR-W2CP5
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: HMWRZ-VI3B6-YALQ0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: H06BW-ZHJ6V-TEGQF
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: THDJD-9YKBH-RH9HP
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: FWB6G-09HCH-3YBQ6
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: F92DR-L4KZG-TQDRQ
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: WZ5WX-KA8QC-8VIRR
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: DF6Z3-69LV9-RC530
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: EVFGN-IJQGE-T0WKD
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3DGWR-PZMXD-GJMXT
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: VIXFV-KMAPL-VJ4W8
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3HJ60-G7HE2-4FKJ3
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: NBYNC-C82YR-G9ZG0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3B3PQ-DZVX5-R5ACL
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: HKI98-7C9WW-F2WY0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: CA2XX-PFL3R-0A2PW
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 5253G-A98NW-7F26X

Hello! i am a bitt drunk!

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>>168732231
i refuse

>>168732352
>tits in the image
post humble #1 or gtfo

>>168731947
You're either from America, Little Pakistan, nipland, or a shithole. Choose one and only one.

>>168717556
>when you set the game to loud, everyone has 75 detection and someone still asks if it's stealth

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>>168732537

what?
that too too long to type

>>168732883
post ONLY males(male)
women are gross

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>>168732352
>C0J3C-FEF9N-50IDV

>>168732352
>NBYNC-C82YR-G9ZG0
Thanks!

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>>168732880

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>>168732954

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>>168732231
I could have tried but I didn't

>>168732352
i took the last code, thank you!!

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>>168732867
>tfw your country is so great Americans refuse to accept that it exists

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>>168732231

>>168733404
What part of shithole don't you understand, Untermensch?

>>168732352
>DGWR-PZMXD-GJMXT

>>168733508
Are you going to start telling me about your 1/64th German heritage next?

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>>168732954

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>>168732231

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>>168732954
This.