/twg/ - Total War General

>>168784453
10/10 OP image
would put on the fridge

Recommended mods for making TWWH harder?

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Your first priority should be..

>>168784652

deez nuts

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How hard is it to use PFM?
I just want to swap some shields.

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I NEED VICTORIA: TOTAL WAR

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Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield.

Nine more days, right?

Uh, when did they show the starting positions of the Bretonnian lords?

Did I miss a stream?

>>168784771

BUT

Gryphs are for cuddles

>>168784771
roll

>>168784808

>>168784691
easy.

>>168784885
They dident show it, but someone leaked

I have to say guys it it's been my 5th day in twg and you guys are by far the best general I've been in.

>>168783947
Yeah, Skaven were a mistake. Not as big as mannlet, but still.

>>168785619
<3~

>>168785619
I think it's the lack of tripfags and namefags.

>>168785619

/gsg/ is superior

>>168785697
rip Gook

>>168785697

It may well be but you guys actually talk a lot about the actual game instead of shit that doens't matter, be it warhammer or historical shit there's actually a fucking discussion.

>>168785619
:*

Why does the Fay Enchantress based in Carcassonne? I thought the Great Cathedral of the Lady was in Couronne and the Fay Enchantress always had the ear of the king?

>>168785841
Not just that though. There's also a healthy amount of jokes, memes and shitposting. It feels more like you're shooting the shit with your friends than autisming on 4chan.

>>168785946

Precisely yeah. So thanks guys for not being shit.

>>168785928
They realized having too many LL start in the same area sucks so they're dispersing them in order to make the game more interesting.

>>168785984
Wish they'd do the same with Empire.

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>mannfred declares war on me (greenskin) for no reason
>reject my peace treaty the next turn
>beastmen rampant the pale fucker, raze several of his settlements
>after about 6 turns, the vampire offer 10k gold for peace treaty with me
>lolnope
>honor the war pack and send my Boyz on a looting tour/meat chopping practice around any VC territory that isn't a ruin.
Truly, the Cuck of our time.

>>168786114
The issue is that the three Empire LL's all belong together there. They'd have to add more like Boris and Marius to have new empire starts.

>>168786256

>not accepting the gold and smashing them anyway

>>168786303
>Empire LL's all belong together there

That doesn't stop the Fay Enchantress being on the other side of the country.

I just got Warhammer total war

I only played shogun 2 and attila before, hopefully this game is noob friendly because I don't remember shit about shogun 2 and I suck at attila. I'm actually okay at battles and tactics but I don't know what I am supposed to do in the campaign map.

It says there's extra content for the vampire counts, is it worth it? My favorite whfb races are undeads (both vampires and tomb kings but I like TK the most) and greenskins so I kinda want to have more units and shit but it's too expensive.

event in 5 minutes i swear Coh 2 players better not beat us at our own game

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This could not get any better

>>168786343
I made 20k out of looting, but yeah manlet would get more cuck points if I take his money and bitch slap him at the same time, what a wasted opportunity

here we go
https://www.makewarnotlove.com/challenge

lets pray

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>>168786616

>Mongol hordes ignore you and your small foothold in Jerusalem and devour the Turk Empire instead

Is there no greater feeling than this?

>>168786428
Grim and the grave? Nah, don't think it adds that much. The greenskin DLC is pretty worth it though, interesting units (SQUIGS) and new campaigns. Though I still wouldn't buy the DLC until it's on sale. Don't forget, you do have wurrzag and his savage orcs for free, if you want extra greenskin content.
(If you do pick up the greenskin DLC, don't make your first campaign a skarsnik or belegar one, their campaigns are trickier than the normal greenskin and dwarf ones.)

>>168786440
>Company of Heroes wins MWNL!
>That means players of the game get...
>Erm...
>Shit.
>We didn't actually plan for this to happen, and don't have any content lined up...

ocean man

>>168786664
I dont need to pray i belive in dogbert!

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>I wish I was at home playing videogames

>>168786440
Warhammer challenge will be "play an absolutely perfect game with no mistakes, losses, etc"

CoH 2 challenge will be "play for five minutes without going to the bathroom".

Warhammer is not gonna win. Warhammer is never gonna win.

>>168786616
>>168786720
Okay, your posting of M2 stuff has made me want to play the game again.
Wish me luck bros.

Stop playing old ugly games please

>defending a level 3 fortress in M2 against mongols
>3 full stacks of cavalry try to barge their way through my destroyed gate
>the sheer press of numbers somehow kills my multilayered pike wall

fug

>>168786390
Well, you've got me there.

>>168787071
I'm going to stop playing shitty old games when Bretonnia comes out and I can finally be a real knight in WH.

>>168786616
RUSSIA STRONG

>>168787150
That's one of the bullshits I can't deal with in m2, the ai with sheer quantity with push your line back and break your formation.

>>168784808
>shooting up niggers with volley fire
yes pls

>>168785928
She probably has his dick too

>>168786931
We need to rig the representative so EL gets someone with IBS.

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REEE YOU GREEN SHITS.

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>awaken the tribes
>beat them into submission and force them into vassalage
>actually manage to keep four of them, on my way to go re-awaken the Bearsonlings
>attack a Dwarf settlement with Not-Fulgrim
>this happens

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, EVERYONE DIES! IT'S THE END TIMES, BABY!
EVEN KHORNE WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THE BLOOD I'M ABOUT TO DROWN HIS REALM IN!

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>>168787757

>>168788101
Just awaken 1 and vassalize it then help it conquer the norscan regions.

>Foot Squires

M-muh slippery slope!

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>>168788273
Bombards when?

For those of you who missed it yesterday:
twitch tv/videos/122959499
02:46:25 is the bretonnia showcase.

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>>168788231
NO!
NO FUCK THAT! FUCK ALL OF THESE UNWORTHY CUNTS!
I'M GOING TO RIP THEIR FUCKING SPLEENS OUT AND SODOMIZE THEM IN WAYS THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN SLAANESH UNCOMFORTABLE!
I AM NOT SPENDING ONE! MORE! FUCKING! TURN! BABY-SITTING A BUNCH OF OVERSIZED FURRY MANBABIES THAT WILL TURN ON ME FOR OPENING NEW AVENUES OF BLOOD-LETTING FOR THEM!
IF THEY WANT TO BETRAY THE FUCKING CHOSEN OF THE CHAOS GODS, THEY'RE GOING TO DEAL WITH THE FUCKING RAMIFICATIONS! I AM GOING TO SHIT HOT CHAOTIC FURY ALL OVER THEM AND BURN THE OLD WORLD IN DAEMONFIRE!

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>>168787550
Rome- orthodox and ours
Constantinople- orthodox and ours
Jerusalem- orthodox and ours
North America- orthodox and ours
World status- cucked!

Stream is live btw

Ok, so I voted for Warhammer in the MLNW contest, and I've received DLCs for EVERY GODDAMNED GAME IN THE CONTEST EXCEPT FOR TOTAL WAR?! What kind of fuckery is this?

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>>168787008
Which faction? I HIGHLY recommend playing very hard/very hard.
Yes, it's a nightmare, but once you get the hang of it it's more fun than Attila.

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What AA do you guys play on?

What do you think looks the best? Trying to decide between none, FXAA or x8.

>>168788682
Today you going to get total war dlc

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Guys should I?
I mean is she really worthy of marrying Nasser?
That pink dress makes me think she might be a slut or probably Sunni as well.

>It's another dwarves get stuck in oakenhammer with 5 stacks episode

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REEE

>>168788726
I'm gonna kick someone if it's Blood for the Blood God

and thats 50 point for us

>>168788726
Only if we win...

D O G B E R T

>>168788854
They've already confirmed what it is.
It's blood and gore DLC for any TW game.
Except TWW

Challenge 4 starting
https://www.twitch dot tv / sega

>>168788685
I love the webs of trade ships in the older games. For some reason it's really comfy.

DOGBERT YOU BASED MOTHERFUCKER

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AND NOW APPARENTLY THIS IS A THING
YOU SHITCUNTS REALLY THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF COWERING UNDER THE FUCKING V A R G THAN WORKING FOR THE EVER-FUCKING-CHOSEN!?

I EVEN VASSALIZED THESE CUNTS BEFORE THEY SECEDED! THEY WERE SCARED OF THE DWARVES! THE FUCKING DWARVES! THEY'D RATHER HIDE UP HERE IN THE FROZEN NORTH THAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE STORM OF CHAOS!

GODS HELP ME I AM GOING TO BURN NORSCA TO THE FUCKING GROUND!

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>>168788923
Of course, it has to be the cheapest
Fuck you Sega, you greedy pieces of shit

>>168788987
archaon the cucked

How are we winning?

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>>168789069
YOU REALLY THINK GIVING ME A REASON TO SLAUGHTER THEM IS BEING KEKED, YOU FUCKING RETARD? IF ANYTHING, THEY'RE THROWING THEIR FUCKING SKULLS AT ME TO OFFER TO KHORNE FOR SOME FAVOR!

I'VE ALREADY TORN THROUGH A GOOD CHUNK OF NORSCA, WHICH I HAD FUCKING CONQUERED COMPLETELY AND WAS IN THE PROCESS OF SQUEEZING THE SKAELINGS OUT! THEY AREN'T EVEN PUTTING UP A RESISTANCE! THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING, CHOOSING THEIR FEAR OF MIDGETS OVER THEIR FEAR OF THE WALKING SHITSTORM OF FIRE AND RAGE!?

>>168789009
>give away shit for free
>still get called greedy

There is no pleasing you pricks.

>>168786428
It gives you mortis engine and strigoi lord.
Both are awesome, but even vanilla VC are strong

>>168789069

evercucked*

>>168789248

>Graeling

>>168789248
this is your only friends telling you they'd rather die than hang out with your smelly ass
not even actual chaos followers want anything to do with you

truly the cuckiest

>>168789301
Give away shit that cost 1.5-3 dollars, and half of that during sales
Excuse me for not celebrating the generosity of Sega

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DOGBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT

DOGBERT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER , I SWEAR IF CASUAL WW2 PLAYERS WIN IM GONNA BREAK STUFF

>>168789514
Its okay dogbert just need to win TW games and we won

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>>168788971
Disregard this he choked

>>168789514
>>168789556
What happened?

PLEASE RELIC LOOSE THESE ONES , LOOSE THOSE 100 POINTS

>>168789589
won round 1 then lost round 2 , so we didnt gain any point

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>>168789403
YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME AWAKENING EVERY TRIBE I COULD COME ACROSS, YOU FUCKING CUNT? TAKE A SEAT AND FUCKING JERK OFF TO BRETONNIA LIKE THE REST OF THE ELF-COCK SUCKERS IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!

>>168789414
>FRIENDS
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!
YOU THINK I'M OUT HERE CONQUERING AND ENSLAVING PEOPLE TO MAKE FRIENDS? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? IF THEY AREN'T WORTHY OF SERVING ME, THEY'LL DIE LI--

ALRIGHT, AND NOW THERE'S THIS CUNT.
AND APPARENTLY.. TZEENTCH IS GIVING ME XP.. TO PREPARE TO FIGHT HIS CHAMPION THAT HE SENT BECAUSE HE'S BETRAYING ME?
ALRIGHT, I DON'T REALLY SEE WHAT HE'S GOING FOR HERE.

>>168789619
But did we lose any either?

>>168784816
Why doesn't game of thrones or any fantasy show use caparisons and surcoats?

>instead of having knights in cool armour and colours lets just have everyone wear brown leather and no helmets

>>168789647
We lost 2/3 from what I get. Meaning we lost 50 points. Meaning CoH2 can win MWNL if they win enough.

>>168789643
he's mocking you
nobody likes you archaon, deal with it

>>168789643
Just as planned.

>>168789643
That's Tzeentch all over though, sometimes even he doesn't know what his schemes will result in as he plays both sides against each other.

>>168789707
This is such a stupidly designed competition.

>>168789718
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THEY LIKE ME, YOU FUCKING HALFWIT!
I WANT THEM TO FUCKING FEAR ME, WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN ONCE I'M DONE MOPPING UP THIS FUCKING FURFAG BIRD CUNTLORD

>>168789784
Don't worry coh2 guy is horrible he going to lose it all

HANS MORE LIKE HANDS!

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>>168789784
its ok , the relic guy suck

>tfw they loose all 3 round and go to 0 points

>>168789478
They're giving away 7 or 8 things that cost that 3-5, not 1-3 to tens of thousands of people who have to do literally nothing to win them. What villains.

>>168789619
Glad Hans is autistic

>>168789871
>implying Hans isn't losing on purpose to get free isabella.

>>168789801
would you aid someone you fear against you? there is no fear at play here, you are nothing but a pawn thrown around before being discarded for giggles by the chaos gods

THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED WHAT THE FUCK

>>168789643

How fitting

Sorry to ask this anons but this make war not love thing. Is it worth registering if I'm.only interested in Warhammer total war? I have no idea what it's about but it sounds like there's free stuff on offer.

>>168789909
>relic guy is terrible
>REEEE RIGGED

i dont care if its rigged for us to be honest

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>>168788923
simply epic

Dogbert is losing ;_;

>Suddenly SEGA guy play like shit

>>168789909
>sega guy veers wildly to steer directly into tram
You may be right.

>>168789909
how could it possibly be rigged

lol when tw loses again

>>168789958
You might as well. Worst that happens is you get nothing, same as if you hadn't signed up.

>>168789958
No, you won't get anything for WH

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Who the fuck actually plays Europa Barbarorum mod for Rome 1?
You need alot more autism in comparison to grand strategy blob managers to play this shit.

Yes sega YES SEGA.

This was not how I envisaged spending my Sunday.

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>>168790046
Fuck off m8, I liked it

>hans literally losing
based

>>168789958
might as well register before it ends, free shit

use throwaway email if it's an issue

BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>168789918
>>168789783
>>168789728
>>168789718

TZEENTCH'S BIG FUCKING RETARDED FURFAG DAEMON CAN GO FUCK HIM/HER/IT/XERSELF.

MY BOY KHORNE HAD MY FUCKING BACK ON THIS ONE. THE BALANCE OF POWER WAS WAY THE FUCK IN HIS FAVOR AND HE GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED! LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING CANNONS THIS BEAKY CUNT BROUGHT!

NOW TO GO FINISH WITH NORSCA

All in, based britbong

>coh is now down at 50 points

TOP KEK

WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK

'DOUBLE OR NOTHING' MY ASS

>sega guy going to lose on purpose now

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>>168790159

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>>168790159

>autoresolving
>Sarthorael appears and you are still dealing with Norsca

I am disappoint in you. Give me back all the favor I gave you

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>>168790159
>>168790235

>HUEHUEHUE ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU, I WANTED YOU TO WIN HUEHUEHUE

FUCK OFF YOU AVIPHILE NERD!

>>168790129
>get fucked hard on economy and have little half-sized cuckold army
>all your neighbours have fat stacks roaming around

Dogbert is delivering the bants. Truly incredible.

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>>168790264
It's called not being a casual

>>168790240
>KHORNE CARING ABOUT WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS

BET YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL FUCKING FUNNY. YOU LIVE IN REIKLAND, KID? I'MMA PAY KARL A VISIT WHEN I'M DONE TREAING NORSCA LIKE A BRIDE ON HER WEDDING NIGHT.

Yeah this game kinda shits on my cpu. big battles like that stutter like crazy. I enjoy fighting one army v one army manually, but once it gets to four it's not fun playing at 3 fps.

>CoH is back to 0 points
KEK

FUCK YES

Yes we basically won!

>>168790381

Nope, only took 50 off.

200 TW vs. 100 CoH

Victory is ours!

But at what cost?

So basically, nothing changed, we're still 150 points ahead of COH?

>>168790454
wtf dogbert win 1 game and still lost 50 points?

>>168790454
wat ? but the guy on Stream told him when he lost round 2 that they lost 100 points

>>168790492
Best of three.

>>168790159
I wish Sarthoreal would actually use Chosen instead of shitty warriors

>>168790454
CoH played extra game, double or nothing, and they lost. They are at 0 now

Depends if Hans is a closet TW player

Warhammer multiplayer is basically counterpick central, as long as you have decent micro you can beat anyone by counterpicking, Coh2 relies a lot more on skill

I hope Dogbert doesn't choke

>>168790515
SEGA has said that they both only lost 50. It was +50 or -50 for winning or losing the Bo3

>multiplayer TW

We lost

>>168790515
>>168790573
>give relic double or nothing chance to let relic win despite losing best of 3
>lol actually you don't lose anything extra for losing that as well
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

Please do not bully hans.

>>168790564
What dogbert should do is pick 4 steam tanks and kite whatever shitty army the other guy brings forever

>>168790626
Dogbert is pro

Is bretonnia getting a trailer? A cutscene?

>>168790564
Actually Hans played TW since 1st shogun.
I talked on his twitch chat about the serie many times
No idea if he plays WH tho

>>168790673
this , might as well with a cheap tactic to fuck them

>>168790706
>went to CA's studio and pre recorded vampires gameplay.
>gets all DLC early.
m8..
I moderate his chat

We won the shitty event, right?

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>>168790704
Upcoming week is the week!

>>168790650

How can they keep getting away with this?

Seriously, whats the fucking point of double or nothing if they don't get nothing when they lose.

>>168790673
He'll probably pick a shitty Greenskin army like he always does.

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God damn, I just noticed how scary his expression is

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>>168790752
Welp, its all ogre now.

>mfw dogbert will use full goblin build

I'm really scared that Dogbert with all his smugness gonna pick a meme army and lose

>>168790506
You are the EverCHOSEN for a reason

>>168790794

This

THe cunt just needs to not lose, but he'll end up losing

Hans might not be the best RTS player but he's pretty up there in the ladders, plus he plays TW too

>>168790673
>I will pick some Orc archers to provide ranged support...

btw, I'm making an spicy meme in case we lose

>yfw Hans picks tryhard blob meta bullshit

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>>168790973

>>168790931

Does anyone online get any ranged units other than peasant bowmen anyway?

>>168790798
>You guys are alright, don't go to the Vatican next turn.

while we are waiting https://i1.jbzdy.pl/contents/2017/02/2edf93cf40e1d97ce2c1c66ab3752d43.mp4

>Playing Skarnik
>Bring armies to badlands and retake Karak Eight Peaks
>Grimfag ends his alliance with me
>I have several armies with WAAAAGH
I'M DA BOSS

I FUCKING SWEAR IF WE LOST THAN THIS SHIT IS RIGGET AND IM GOING TO ALLAHU AKBAR FUCKING SEGA OFFICE

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Holy Fuck i'm nervous

Can our boy do it?

>>168791032
Empire hangunners, glade guard, rusty arrers are fairly common

>>168791032
Cygors

and elves

So, if we win MWNL everyone gets Isabella for free, or just people who registered?

I'm registered but for whatever reason I'm not receiving any emails despite participating

He should pick Bretonnia's new roster and bring forth Royal Hippogyph Knights and Grail Knights who suffer no fatigue to push forth utter rape.

Also the Green Knight who is the first Legendary Hero.

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Hah, what are they gonna do?
March armies full of knights at me?
Over the Mediterranean sea perhaps or through the desert?

That would be quite a feat. Even for the great monarchs of Christendom.

>>168791141
YES HE CAN
>>168791168
Everyone should get it

>>168791168
Just people who registered. Make sure you validated your email. If you did and still aren't getting anything, then register again with a new email.

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>>168791086
>robot literally fucking breakdances over to land the final hit

>>168791181
is the green knight a Legendary hero is it it just another whaaagg that will follow your LL around for how ever many turns?

>>168791234
r.i.p

>>168791168
In previous years it was for registered only

y'all watching a stream or sumthing?

>>168791318

Yep.

>>168791168
>>168791264
Its going to be like last year DLC going to be free for everyone on limited time

>>168791292
The latter according to a guy who played it at pcgamerweekend

>>168791318
Twitch Sega.

>>168791354
Better safe than sorry.

So... this is Mount and Blade with bigger armies?

>>168791032
unless you are elves, dwarfs or brets (they may no longer count) or the units are handgunners (with a clear purpose, like shutting down le goonsquad xDDDD), no

Total war free dlc will be Chaos Warriors screen cap this.

>>168791292
He is both, a person at the event said that the Green Knight appears at each Chivalry level that you reach and stays with your army for a number of turns before he leaves.

In custom games and multiplayer, he is the first Legendary Hero. Very expensive but really tanky and deadly in combat.

There is also Royal Pegasus Knights and Trebuchets that fire Blessed Ammunition. Peasant Archers also have fire and poison variants. Have heard nothing about stakes yet but hope they are in.

>>168791405
When M&B came out, people were calling it "total war were you play as soldier"

>>168791441
Were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>168791086
Robot fighting shows always seems like such trashy television but fuck me if it isn't entertaining

>he took brits

fucking christ

>>168791441
They've already said it's blood DLC, except not for warhams.

Stormless \o/

>Dogbert is smiling like an idiot

He's not taking this seriously, I don't think he understands people will hate him for making them pay more money for DLC

>>168791560
What's wrong with Brits?

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>>168791405
I want to talk about cute game devs. Can we talk about cute game devs

>>168791605
ultra defensive oriented gameplay , it can work but it take mastery to really get them well

>pio rush

its already over

>>168791605
They are goblins of CoH

>>168791605

Unless he goes land matress he's fucked.

Considering his obscure choices in TWW mp he's not gonna get the land matress but some dogshit choice like commandos with no crocodile.

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>want to join ISIS
>get tricked by inquisition instead
PLEASE HELP ME

do people here have experience using CreamAPI to unlock Total Warhammer's DLC?

>>168791652
Grace is not a game dev

Isn't Hans one of the best player in the coh2 community ? Wtf this is rigged as fuck

>>168791717
What map is that?

I would play this game if they didn't censor swastikas.

KappaPride

>>168791802
That's such a minor complaint mate.

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>>168791785
Great Library missions in Mordheim

Big guy is wiggling alot.

>>168791739
Its shit tool and you can be banned for that i'm not kidding

is rome 2 fixed yet?

>>168791652

>obsessing over someone you dont know

Absolutely degenerate.

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Nein days

>>168791774
techincaly, ive never saw Dogbert losing a game in CoH2

Who's winning?

Jesus christ it's not even close

>>168791868
It been fixed 2 year ago

Is Dogbert not building any buildings?

>>168791915
Dogbert still hasn't tech up :^)

>>168791847
Getting triggered over swastikas is really petty as well, but history shouldn't be censored.

>>168791296
So far it's been five turns and not one Christian nation joined the crusade.
I guess they don't know where Cairo is located.

dogbert is dogshit at coh2 jesus christ

>2 pioneers
>sitting on 1k MP
>no buildings

prepare your wallets ;_;

>>168791086

What are those two small robots doing? The tiny ones I mean

>>168792010
Please don't underestimate them. They don't join right away.
Post screenshots too

Dogbert is gonna throw the TW match cap this

>>168792085
no idea

post yfw Dogbert throws the total war match

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>>168792148

>13 minutes played
>vp's still above 450

This is why I don't play CoH, the games last way too fucking long.

>>168791652
I WANT TO KISS THIS WOMAN ON THE MOUTH

>>168792196
m8 this isn't even a game
if hans actually capped the points this game would be over by now

CoH2 DLC 558QW-3G5WE-PAJRB

Endless Legend DLC AMECM-K8Q5Z-EIFPH

>>168792196
Well yeah if you play on max VP it takes a while for them to tick down?

>>168792148
He dont need to

>>168792196
Hans is playing and left VP alone. It would be already over if he took them instead

>>168792241
Picked up the EL, thanks anon

They're basically dragging it to showcase the game

>even dogbert is yawning
nice game relic

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>>168792098
Pretty underwhelming.
I recall beating back crusades as rather fun but this time nobody joined.
Maybe next time.

Dawn of War II Retribution - Ultramarines DLC - 6BYFX-AKEFJ-3E4D6

COH 2 DLC 2I29F-JH7JF-CHWD6

This is fucking stupid, just finish this already.

are we winning?

WHAT THE FUCK IS DOGBERT DOING

>>168792396
A lot depends on the political situation in Europe. if lots of nations are busy fighting one another they won't commit. Likewise I think the choice of target has an impact. Like they won't join for Cairo or Damascus if Jerusalem is held by a Muslim power.

>>168792469
he's lost 15 minutes ago
its just hans meming now

We underestimated Hanz. The mother fucker is cold. He's playing with Dogbert.

>>168792410
thanks I got the coh2 dlc

Another Endless Legends DLC if anyone plays it
AJBZK-ZANHW-ALE0G

Hans even spelt REKT on the map using barricades or something.

If we win the Total War game, we win overall. I would be shocked Dogbert lost that game.

>>168791897
post proof

>22+ minutes

What a great game CoH2 is.

>>168790792
Sauce? Asking for a friend, since google isn't helping me.

>tfw Dogbert is about to cuck /twg/ by throwing the TW game

>>168792640
Maybe Dogbert never actually bothered to playtest TW games or that other guy actually plays games in spare time.

Did we ever see Dogbert playing TW?

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>>168792663

>>168792640

Hans is a TW veteran too, we're going to lose, it was rigged from the start

>>168792723
That dude's an autistic shitposter

>>168792640
>I would be shocked Dogbert lost that game.
prepare for disappointment then

>>168792720
He lost dwarf quest battle on showcase

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>>168792814
Then id imagine he is going to get DESTROYED in TW.

>>168792814
which one? there's some quests that are pretty much unbeatable, like the Armor of Skaldour or the Silver Seal

>>168792734
>tw veteran meme
Ye i play tw games since shogun 1 too that doesn't mean i'm super pro

So who is memeing who?

Jesus christ this Coh guy is such anoing faggot we get it you good at this game, just finish this alredy

>>168792945
Hans is meme'ing. Dogbert is the meme.

>>168792872

Neither is dogbert, he doesn't even play MP

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>>168792675
>>168792196
Clearly CA were right to increase the battle speed in TW games.

>>168792863
What the fuck are you talking about Silver Seal is ridiculously easy.
I didn't lose more than 25% of my dudes on VH.

Is CoH worth it if I just want to play single player and skirmish?

>>168792863
Doesn't matter, he plays on normal

>>168793079
there's 2, talking about the first one

and I mean with the premade army composition, not the campaign

I just want free total war dlc and isabella von carstein

which one is the total war guy? is he winning?

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>tfw high as fuck
>get that immense warcraft: orcs and humans vibe from the game.
>realize that I am old.

/twg/ pls help.

>>168793112

Both CoH and CoH2 are good games, the heads at Sega decided to put a complete noob against a pro that's why it seems boring as fuck

Imagine a TW battler where one player toys with the last unit of the nemy army for half an hour

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Hands face when Dogbert is making his game look like a yawnfest.

I've been out for a while.

Are we still winning?

>>168793202
>duuude im so high right now XD
just fuck off man

>>168793201
Curly haired guy that gives the bantz and is generally light-hearted is CA's dogbert. The miserable fucker is the relic guy.

>>168792531
Thanks man

>>168793243
not anymore

>>168793243
We're about to lose on our own turf.

>total war war: hammer

>>168793203
Feel bad for Dogbert, hopefully he smashes them with an all gobbo army

>>168793235
Hans is the one who dragged out a game for twice as long as it needed to be for some reason

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Dogbert will choke this won't he

>>168793282
>>168793287
What's the point value at?

>>168793378

The reason is pretty obvious, he was showcasing the game's stuff like he was told to, I don't think the people at relic expected dogbert to be dogshit

>>168793409
We are 50 above.
If we lose on TW MP game we will be 50 behind

Grace saying in chat Dogbert won't be playing.

>>168793202
DUDE

>>168793379
of course, its rigged so TW always loses MWNL

Maybe they will add Isabella to Grim and Grave so that we get her for free even though we lost.

>>168793523
>suddenly, unexpected Joey

>>168793523
>inb4 it's Darren the one playing

>>168793575
I think TW won first MWNL back in 2014

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>Bad thing
Hans played 333 hours in Warham
>Good thing
he dont have 25 MP wins achevment

>>168793621

It's probably Lionheart

>>168793661
Why not ninjahund ;_;

>>168793635
>4K+ in CoH2

jesus christ, I don't even have a game that is half of that.

so did we lose isabella?

>>168793831
tfw gsg pro and over 6k hours combined in paracux

This is actually really exciting. Winner takes all.

>>168793926
we'll lose
i have no faith

So, is this still going on? What's gonna happen now?

>>168793898
you could have just said you were autistic and left it at that.

>>168793926
>win 3 days in a row
>lose on 4th
>lose overall as only 4th day counts
:DDD

>>168793926
But they dont even say what Coh2 going to get

>>168794013
dw bro i get the poon

>>168794016
No fun in making folks despair if you don't get their hopes up first.

>>168793831
Ive propably played more in first Rome.
Ive bought it physical under Activision tho, so never activated on steam and dont know exact numbers

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>>168794016

>>168794016
>Dogbert won 1/3 games in taxi
>Still lose 50 points
>Coh guy lose all taxi game and last one should be - extral 100 points
>Still lose only 50 points

>>168793831
You were never young lad playing WoW were ya?

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>>168794085

>>168793926
It's the thrill of one more kill

THE NECRONS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STREAM !

fuggg my ears :D

>>168794402
necrons confirmed for tww

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SABOTAGED.

>>168794402
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.

Confirmed cyborgs on twitch, you saw it here gentlemen.

Who is Gary?

>>168794475
I though he said 'Darren'

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>>168794402
Ooooh yeah baby shake those cogs

>>168794475
Spongebob's pet

you're welcome

Who the fug is this and why not dogbert

If we lose it's 100% rigged
Why the fuck would you change the player last minute WHO THE FUCK IS GARY

>>168794570
he is a total war youtuber i think

>>168794475
Lead designer I think

>Balance dev

Get ready for VC blob of death

>DLC designer

Dogbert probably got ripped by higher ups.

>Greenskins

Orcs and Goblins vs Vampire Counts? This is a bad match up for us?

>>168794631
>Greenskins vs Vamps
GG senpai

we fucking lost gentlemen

VC vs Greenskins

oh boy

>Greenskins vs xX-Cheesemaster-Xx Vampire Counts army

>Greenskins
>vs VC

It's ogre

>greenskins vs Vamps

Oy vey buy Isabela only for 9,99

>>168794607
>wood elves come out
>have to be rebalanced within a week as community points out all the flaws the devs didn't spot
I'm nervous guys.

>Greenskins VS Cunts
Fuck ok thats it.

He's playing Greenskins it's already lost

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
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