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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>tfw I am the best player in this general
nip will lose 0-2
>>168740754
>MM in 2017
>Using MM ranks as insult
>Being global means you understand the game
:^)
Thorin is alright
>you will never have a gf
what's even the point of living
>>168741491
They will unironically win 2-1
Why is there not a single good third party experience
ESEA is full of "quality"
FaceIT is trash
CEVO is dead and worse than MM
>>168741570
playing videogames duh
who need gfs anyway in 2k17
>>168741510
GE doesn't mean you know the game but NOT being GE means you don't know the game
Let me guess you have great crosshair placement and "know call outs"?
>>168741512
don't go to the finals tomorrow
>>168741368
>Astralis
*puke*
>Semler
*pukes even more*
Why the scene is so shit nowadays, welp lets go back to SC2, heard they have cute chicks over there
what the fuck was that retake
pyth shoot his teammate in the back of the head. Only bullet he hit. Nice.
>>168741646
what's the point of playing video games if it will never help you get a gf?
nice aim niptards
>>168741510
>talking shit
>thinks inferno is a T map
lmfao
>>168741648
>Playing on shitty servers with shitty players just to get a virtual badge to prove your worthy
Micro dick IRL? need to compesate?
Oh yea, that Krimz pro is a boosted animal. he is LE
Same with the banned kid swag, heard he is like DMG, what a bunch of noobs
>>168741785
if you reach e-sports levels of video gaming, gamer girl attention seekers will suck your dick.
The aim on that 2v2 was some of the ugliest shit i've ever seen.
>>168741785
why would you need a gf in 2017?
>>168741624
>he doesn't avg 15 rws on CEVO for fun when fucking around
Quick post GeT_RiGhTs ex-girlfriend
>>168741862
Son I'm 10 at faceit, but since I play casual as well I have my GE easy
Krimz and swag probably dont even play casual and thus their ranks have gone, but they would be GE if they actually played the casual shit that is MM
But you can't even make it past Nova trying your hardest
>>168741994
What have they broken up?
>>168741942
someone to love
-pyth
+maiklelelel
>>168741862
>I don't play MM but I would totally be global just look at JW and Krimz hehe they're just LE xD
>>168742103
she wanted an open relationship
Destiny is starting to use that stupid thorin meme face. Literally the worst timeline.
>>168742273
shit man, they've been together for so long
>tfw met them at a DH afterparty like 5 years ago
>>168742103
Yeah guess that thot left as soon as NiP wasn't a top tier team anymore
>it's another device misses a shit-ton of easy shots
>he hits one
>casters go nuts
>>168742309
>Destiny in 2017
lel
>Friberg 0-7
King of banana!
THATS ME IN THE CORNER
>tfw no gf(male)
>>168742218
>Thinking MM means anything
>Taking MM matches seriously
>This much insecurity
>Not even showing his profile
Thanks for proving my point
https://twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/833104680725082113
Pasta is on cocaine, adderall, and amphetamines.
>>168742309
>Destiny
kek
>>168742623
watching you kiss her
ooooooh
lmao has nip never played new inferno before?
Man this is an evisceration.
>>168742623
LIFE IS BIGGER
>>168742806
they don't have drug tests for dreamhack?
>>168742758
>being so mad he's not even global on one account while I can get any account to global in 2 days
>>168743045
>Implying everybody is a autistic manchild like him who finds self-worth through MM
>The place full of special snowflakes who think they understand CS because of ranks + frags
pyth's eyeballs are so fucking receded
how did he achieve this look?
WAN TEPS
>>168743001
Nope. They "discussed" introducing it in 2015 after that C9 adderall interview but there's no rules about it.
http://esport.aftonbladet.se/csgo/anti-doping-rules-might-come-to-dreamhack-weve-discussed-this-for-a-long-time/
>>168743297
>be silver
>thinks he understand CS
kek
delusion is one helluva drug
>>168743591
I should point out the Dreamhack open LANs are strictly drug/drink free, it doesn't carry over to the Masters though.
>>168743665
>Hurr durr ur silver
At least call me gold nova dude, tbqhwyf gold nova is worse than silver nowadays
>getting this slammed on your map pick
jesus christ, it's a slaughter.
>>168743746
>drug free
>richard and sam sell weed and blow back stage at every one they attend
Hmmmm
>>168743871
what's your rank on esea if mm is so shit
>>168743872
Happened yesterday too. They were just against C9 so they won anyways.
>>168743872
No way it's their pick, are they legit suicidal?
>>168743872
>picking a map you've obviously literally never played before
What was the strategy here?
>>168744123
really makes you think, huh?
NiP are shit
>>168744053
Nip is like a jellyfish. Yes they can occasionally kill things, but at the same time other animals use them as a home and they're too stupid to realize they're ever in danger.
>>168744123
I guess they acknowlegde that they are the worse team so they try to play Astralis on a map they haven't practiced as much. Also Nip was once pretty good on Inferno, but apparently not anymore.
>>168743945
Rank A
Wanna grind more, but don't have time, I am also shit with rifles lately, so whatevs
>that fucking round
lmao
Astralis are so fucking boring.
They're overrated by everyone, Device is overrated trash.
Can't wait for them to lose to Godvi.
>pay for game
>pay monthly to play
lmfao
>>168744621
>Calling Astralis overrated
Finally someone with a brain
>Na'vi fanfag
Oh no, its retarded
>>168744663
Fee you gotta pay if you want guaranteed hax free pugs. Literally all you have to do is run or partition Linux, get aim tux, and voila ur a l337 haxx3r. Game's unplayable on any Valve servers or Faceit.
>>168744819
>posting the gayest liberal on twitter
>>>/out/
I'd wager that 60 percent of pros aka Tier 1 teams, Cheat.
>>168745043
>only 60%
lmao
>>168744663
What's it cost, $5 a month? That's nothing for a game I play ~150 hours a month tbqh. I spend more than that on food every day. Don't know if I could get all the people I play with to do it though.
>>168744663
>being poor
???????
>Friberg holding B alone
gg
>>168745145
It's $14 a month. You can get your sub slightly discounted if you buy multiple months at one time.
the one team I want to get eliminated from this tourny more than nip is astralis tbqh
>pick inferno
>lose on inferno
what is this meme
>>168745354
and if i just want to have fun?
>>168745486
this. boring fucking trash team without personlity.
>>168745617
Don't play CSGO.
>>168745486
Yeah, Astralis normie tier shit
>>168745617
just play some MM, faceit pugs, gungame on valve servers or surf/kz servers
>>168745726
that's North
Why is Astralis such a boring team to watch?
>>168742968
I wish I had big manly hands
I can't even reach an octave on a piano ;_;
>>168746043
Danes. Notice how unfun faze iswith smarmy cunt karrigan?
>>168746043
because they're all soft cheating
>>168744824
aimtux you say.
Next hes gonna say desu
https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/833113925369602048
>mx510 breaks
>buy g102
>feels completely different at same sens and dpi
10 years of muscle memory ruined
rip nip lol
KILL YOURSELF CAMERA MAN
>>168746838
adjust your sensitivity, retard
no mice has identical dpi
hmm nice push Pyth
The rng is not in nips favour
>>168746838
Maybe get yourself a good mouse instead
like a Zowie
SHOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK
>>168747759
>buying zowie after benq bought them
lmao
>>168747838
benq is literally the best brand in esports
There's a reason why it's demanded for monitors and players use their mice and bungees even if they're sponsored by steelseries, logitech, razer etc
>>168747950
>There's a reason
yeah they sponsor them
>>168747950
benq has thrown the zowie quality into the toilet, what the fuck are you talking about?
how would /csgog/ fix NiP?
>>168747950
yeah, because benq/zowie spends their money on pro players instead of consumers
>>168748000
No they're literally not
You know NiP? They're sponsored by Xtrfy, Xtfry has their own mouse
What do you see NiP players using? Zowie EC
>>168748045
you need to give them cheats like rest of the teams
>>168748102
The Zowie EC is named after Emil Christensen.
Who owns NiP? Emil Christensen. Really gets the neurons firing.
that tfw when lost against spinning people
Should I make a new linux partition for aimtux?
>>168747950
have you actually owned a benq zowie? their quality control is garbage now
>>168748524
Not worth it to be honests
>>168748045
Day of rope
>>168748625
Does the game run poorly on linux? I want to try the skin changer desu
So I'm still pretty green to this game but getting locked onto and sprayed down by someone walking up to a corner and then running around when I've just been walking around is getting real tiring.
Are most people just subtlety using wall hacks or is it an acquired skill? I'm not using the same spots in every round and I'm using prime if it means anything.
>>168748625
Kondo, what kind of nipple are you?
>>168748749
the game runs fine, but you can't win against people who have big premium cheats AND know what they're doing
>>168748524
If you're not completely clueless about linux, sure
Remember to install the proper drivers before you try to play if you want more than 2 fps
>>168748749
It stutters a lot more even if you have a good enough computer to otherwise run the game smoothly
>>168748830
the worst kind
>>168748754
The cheating has gotten absolutely out of control in the last few days with the dumb fucking #FixCSGO shit.
>>168749082
not really
>>168748304
I know it's named after him, but players use it because it's the best mouse out there.
Teams at DH Masters with players that use Zowie while their team is NOT sponsored by Zowie:
* compLexity
* Astralis
* North
* Optic
* VP
* Misfits
* NiP
* fnatic
* Gambit
* Faze
* Renegades
* TyLoo
* SK
Teams at DH sponsored by Zowie
* Navi
* Mousesports
Teams at DH not sponsored by Zowie that don't actually use Zowie
* C9
Really makes me think about the actual quality of the products
>>168748840
I don't care about that
>>168748862
I'm 75% clueless
>>168749448
just watch a tutorial and you'll be good to
>>168749408
>players use it because it's the best mouse out there.
no, they use it because of their shapes
zowie used to be good but their quality control went down significantly after benq bought them out
obviously pros don't need to care about that since they will just buy their mice until they get one that isn't defect, or they get one directly from zowie, this is also how they have zowie mice in colors other than black
you're either a shill or a retard
>>168749742
>crying because players demand to get the best mice over what their team sponsor is
>>168749957
>missing the point
of course
>>168749408
>he thinks players own and use the rebranded mice
>he doesn't know that players are sent the mice for free, in bulk, regardless of whether they are officially sponsored by the team or not.
>he doesn't know that the players are likely using the pre acquisition versions of the zowie mice, which is why many of them possess the white editions
>>168750014
No you're missing the point. The players wouldn't use them if they were trash
and I agree with them being a Zowie/BenQ user for years
>>168750082
>NiP and fnatic literally have their own gaming gear brands
>they don't use them
If every brand sends them their mice and they all pick Zowie overwhelmingly that doesn't tell you something?
And how many white Zowies do you see? I see like Neo playing with one and you probably now FK is his mouse.
>>168750103
Pro take senors out of good mice and put them in bad mice. You need to shut up. What pros use has very little to do with the quality of an off the shelf product.
>>168750103
>and I agree with them being a Zowie/BenQ user for years
well, benq bought zowie in december 2015, so you obviously have experience with benq/zowie quality control, only zowie
device is a god lads
>>168750387
*so you obviously have no experience with benq/zowie quality control
>>168750304
I'm not saying zowie always sucked. They were good before they were acquired. Which is why the pros use the non-benq mice. If you buy a red logo zowie you are a retard plain and simple
>>168750361
>Pro take senors out of good mice and put them in bad mice
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
you overrate what pros do so much
If they actually did that shit explain why they wouldn't take the sensor and put it into a mouse of their sponsor? lmao
what third party should I play lads
>>168750518
They have/do. You're 100% retarded, bro
>famas over UMP
xizt would've won that battle with an UMP
>>168750461
This. Zowie mice used to be good until BenQ acquired them, then the quality control dipped.
Their mice are still good if you can get one that isn't defect in some way.
>Bet everything on Astralis -1.5
Easiest money I've made this weekend. Nearly as easy as betting the minus handicap on the Tyloo matches.
Why is asstralis so good now
2017 NAVI vs 2017 SK?
>>168750784
What's the cash out on your double?
>These autists shitting up the thread arguing about which fucking mouse is better
Holy shit that stadium is empty.
navi vs SK idk man
SK only played vs NA teams
Navi will forever be shit Guardian is overrated as fuck
>>168750909
nice try benq shill
thanks for ruining zowie
>>168750607
ESEA is the only option
So how easy is it to just be sneaky while using walls and never get banned?
As in not do obvious shit like follow their outline through walls. Seems like the majority of players are doing it but I'm just a shitter.
>>168750965
>actually being elitist about mouse brands
Can you sink any lower as a human being?
>>168750607
prime matchmaking
>>168750883
Pretty shitty. Gonna let it ride since I'm up money from the Astralis single.
>>168751076
>elitist
im just putting the benq shill in place
>>168751076
>calling out a company for running one of the only decent mouse companies quality control into the toilet is 'being elitist'
>>168751164
>actually feeling some sense of superiority over another person about this
How bad is your life?
>>168751012
what are the pros cons
how does /magog/ feel about it
is it qt approved
BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE MOSES
>mangoose
>>168751249
>still shilling for benq
>>168748754
the maps are pretty small man, anybody who isn't sloppy drunk check their corners.
better luck trying to farm easy kills tho shitter.
how do you deal with bullies? whenever someone starts being toxic i just lose motivation to win and start sandbagging
if they get really bad i just voice_enable 0
Any site that accepts skins for betting instead of cash? I feel a greater amount of responsibility betting $ than virtual skines.
>>168751384
>having voice chat enabled to begin with
>playing with randos
>>168751384
just throw the game
>>168751384
mute them and start throwing
>>168751419
fuck off kiddo/american, the age of petty betters is over.
>>168751384
>being this much of a beta little bitch
>>168751384
close your eyes, sweetie
>>168751384
>how do you deal with bullies?
liek dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhG1ZixfiM
>>168751384
just be yourself
I just lost SIX games in a row. Six games in a goddamn row. Why the fuck do I play this game solo, it's just suffering. And dropping ranks seems fast too... sigh. I need a new hobby.
>>168751687
just get good dude
if navi doesn't do their job and knock monkeys out they should just retire
>>168751687
Just pop some niggas.
>>168751918
SK are going to win easily. Sorry buddy.
>everything is a 2-0
worst tournament
>>168751918
Navi won esl new york but after that, they have been really shit
>>168752168
they only won that because vp was exhausted
>>168751918
>team still has guardian
>winning anything
>tfw no friend to play game with
>>168752296
i play hide the sausage with your mother lol
>this is le team game
>le who would play solo?
>I am not boosted, I play well in my premade
Stop breathing anytime, if you can't solo to your rank then you don't belong
>this video is 11 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY
>>168752459
t. GN4
>>168752459
But solo is easier than stacking kiddo
>>168752459
t. no friends loser stuck in gn2
that was genuinely funny
>>168752459
heres your (You)
>>168752771
"""""""Stuck""""""""""
>>168752459
I can't win a match where my team isn't communicating.
>>168752709
>this video is 11 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IBTNG8DWk
>>168752901
>needs other people to literally tell him what to do and where to look at
lmao
I fucking love these middle segments, much better than eleagues stock music.
>>168753085
Yeah it started out a little cringy but that was actually pretty good for a break sement.
>cold and taco can speak english
waoh
>>168752993
>tfw there are no frag movies anymore
>today it's all "let me cut out the big frags from the twitch stream and throw some music behind it without any thought" or "let me show off my fucking epic good editing skills so you don't see the frags because I've found a new filter in Sony Vegas"
Fuck this shit, make frag movies great again
I'm rooting for sk but i bet on navi, anyone else?
>>168753408
>rooting for sk
lmao
>>168753408
Rooting for a reddit team and you're gonna lose your money? Lose lose for you
>>168753502
reddit hates SK
>>168753269
b-but i thought his hat meant he could only speak brazillian
>>168753269
Portuguese english is such a cozy accent
>>168753548
No one likes SK except for Brazilians. Brazilians are terrible toxic people.
>every match is a 2-0 16-4 assrape
I love this major
>>168753493
reddit is thataway.
flamie bought himself new teeth by playing cs
what did u buy yourself?
Janko only good memer on the desk
>>168753795
some shit skins, not even a knife :'(
Is Zonic Snax's father?
>>168753732
>major
um????????
>>168753764
>not knowing that guardian is our eternal guy and our guardian of skines
>Reddit's guys
NiP
>HLTV's guys
SK
>Our guys
NaVi
>say MONKEY in twitch chat
>get timed out for 600 seconds
get BTFO SK monkey cucks
>>168754034
Our guys are the team with our pige and that is fnatic
>crowd is still empty
ded gaem
>>168754034I like VirtusPro as well
>>168754182
>expecting parents of 15 year old kids to blow more money on a vegas trip 3 weeks after the eleague major
gotards...?
>>168753732
Stop this bait
>>168753931
shut up nerd
>>168754260
VP are our guys too.
>>168754260
RedditPro
>>168754080
i, too, thought this, only to find out it hasn't been true in months
>>168754034
>>168754370
hello reddo
Is Eleague.CS dead?
>>168754385
because pige just came back to fnatic moron
>>168753926
yes
>fnatic realized they were shit without good microhacks
>>168754470
Sorry forgot link. https://twitter.com/Alchemister5/status/833061133972099073
when does the match start lads
>>168754613
Or maybe they thought his work was subpar and they think they have someone that can do better?
>>168754728
tomorrow
>>168754728
"""technical issues""" i.e. colds microhacks haven't injected properly
>>168754789
cold microhacks are cold
The desk is out of control right now.
>>168754743
Who? No one even does what he does
>gotards are still cucked by hacking BRs
>>168755446
atleast wait till they're winning to post this
>BRs and their redditor supporters/defenders ruined cs:go
>>168755095
>Who? No one even does what he does
Said as another event is being produced without this guy right now, how are you this fucking stupid anon?
>>168754470
>>168754613
try learning to read you dumb fuck
I'll be an old man before Brazilians losing 7-1 stops being funny to me
bet-anon
cashout status
>intuition
kek
>"""""INTUITION"""""
very subtle
not even trying to hide
gg
>intuition
based Anders
kill Cummler when?
COLD ON THE GEAR
STOP DEFENDING HIM ANDERS THATS NOT A NORMAL PEEK
intuition.exe
>very common strategy
LOL
>intuition
You can't make this shit up.
he literally hit his aimbot key and the mouse raised towards him
why is dh not using keyloggers again? This is a bust 100%
reddit will defend this
Fallen is literally fucking hacking.
SK being blatant and yet the casters casually play it off, this is the state of CS. What a joke of a game.
GOtards on suicide watch getting cucked by the BR bull yet again
Sad!
>>168751384
im almost always with a premade so i start shittalking banter and kill them at the start at the round and just keep flashing/blocking them desu
>7-1 down
>cold with 0 frags
>suddenly gear on
suddenly its 11-11
my neutrons
>taco aim locks 180
hmmmmm
they dont even try to hide it anymore lmao
Let me guess, a mexican guy fucked your gf and now you're salty af accusing sk of hacks?
lmaoo
>Taco obviously sees the shadow
>Puts up replay
>No shadow
when you try to have a cool gimmick setup but you're retarded
#justnavithings
>>168758476
favela pls
>it's another monkey's start toggling episode
>eurocucks get cucked irl
>now they get cucked in-game
it's like poetry
>>168758476
>2k17
>having a gf
Nice try kiddo
>>168758476
>projecting this hard
imagine being this pathetic
>simple is white
>falleN taking the "sticking your head in the sand" approach in the 1v2
why SK
the cheats are in his glasses
>Drop ump
>pick up ak
but why?
>>168758835
lack of time but still could've won if he went in earlier
ON THE GEARS
N
T
H
E
G
E
A
R
S
>>168758476
jokes on you i dont have a gf
reminder that SK got 0-16 on lan before they bought their gear
>>168759060
reminder sk threw a match 16-0 against renegades just cuz
THE ZOOS
This shit is scripted
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
wew gotards
1.6 god > cheating monkeys
thank u based Edward
he """""""""""""""""""""""heard""""""""""""""""""""""" him
Love the fact that "going ham" is now a seriously used phrase in csgo. We bongs may be shit at the game but at least we bring the bants
>>168759268
csgo is so bad, it's laughable. so much for muh gun balance and "in 1.6 only 4 weapons were viable"
the toggles on sk are amazing
they don't toggle to win, they just literally make sure they can't lose until they tilt the other team to hell and just sweep the game with easy rounds
>>168759268
>buy tasers
>win
I swear i've watched 4-5 members of na'vi die in connector with a member of SK hiding in the same spot every time.
>HLTV best player of 2016
find me a better script that doesn't involve navi vs sk in a best of series, these teams make great matches
>>168759936
a script in which sk aren't cheaters
It's over.
>Coldzer0 doesnt jump awp apps
>Everybody wonders why he misses
get fucked cold you filthy hacking subhuman
D I R T Y F L I C K S
>eternal overtime
>Guardians gut
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>guardian of our skines
guardian of our skines
>>168759936
Olofpass and Luminosity vs NiP
>Nate decides to play during US times for once
>Encounters his first hacker
>In Silver Elite
I am disgusted. Why do Americans do this?
CAN'T PLAY PEEKABOO WITH GUARDIAN BRO
guardian carrying the shit out of the NaVi shitters
>Cold getting blasted at the ~cold~ spot
>>168760192
>>168760049
>>168759621
retards
>>168759445
its been since 2012
Guardian of our skines
Guardian of our skrilla
nigga short as fuck
but he a dope ass nigga
how is guardian so fucken good
>>168760269
americans suck they cheat to git gud
>Golf clap from the entire 15 deep crowd after every awp shot
>>168760461
He heard his contract was on the line if Na'vi kept under performing
Guardian not even trying to hide
>>168760476
stop replying to the retarded furry
>>168760461
Just let guardian and p1mple walk around scoped on t side and you win the round desu
>>168760567
Sounds like someone's jealous he's not getting any replies! Have a (you), anon! You've earned it!
t. n
>it's a never ending game script
I'm ok with this
>>168760461
he blows cum into the mouths of cute boys every morning
le cheating subhuman monkeys
>approaching triple overtime
>>168760694
there isn't a hard limit right? they can just keep going? top kek
>>168760461
micro
TRIPLE OVERTIME
triple overtime pls I have nothing else going on in my life
jesus and this is only map one. fucking kill me.
>>168760721
this but unironically
Who's got the better cheats?
>>168760858
this but literally
>monkeys will never get over how their 0% white
kek
guys my heart cant take this help pls
[~[´~]ç[´~ç;]/;]
this fucking match
Guardian positioning jesus christ
fer can either hear the crowd or he's cheating.
>>168761007
worst post of all time
>>168761042
>their
motherfuck.
>>168761042
>"w"asp ""education""
>>168761136
>>168760859
>>168760721
dumb silvers
can these monkeys stop fucking cheating in my favorite videogame
fucking HELL
>>168761136
>or
>>168761239
t. nigger subhumannho
4v2
does dreamhack use people who aren't familiar with CS to be observers? this is awful
>>168761239
(you)
Don't spend it all at once
>>168761321
>slavs are white
What's the longest OT in a major/premier? Quadruple?
Guys I just uncrated a 4$ pink
Why is this gun 4$?
why are only some teams aloud to cheat
Fallen finally toggling
>>168761367
70–68 finish
>>168761376
Are you all retarded?
>>168761007
this is unfunny on all levels of irony and non-irony
>FalleN has woken up now
>23 kills on round 44
? what did he mean by this
>>168761369
Because there are "girl"-gamers out there that will like this skin.
>>168761376
>aloud
R S G U A R D I A N
>>168761369
Looks dope af but isn't used much.
>it's a win one round, throw the next episode
>>168761430
nice one, subhuman brazinigger
THIS CAN'T GO ON
TAKE THESE BR HUES AND SHOOT THEM BEHIND THE VENUE
>>168761485
>dope af
Dude that skin looks like someone took the Blink 182 cover and put it on a gun
>>168761582
>xFwbA.png
>hating on SK
you have to go back
>>168761649
ALL THE
>slavs vs monkeys
why are these subhumans on my television
I'm not even watching but I'm still shitposting 2bh
What's the score??
>>168760729
Yeah with Vegas you can go all fucking night if you want. It's still only 8pm there anyway.
>>168761649
Nothing wrong with that.
The boral forest m4 costs like 2.50 in FN condition and it's literally green and brown dots.
>>168761718
Sk 24 Navi 22
>>168761718
The score is me 2 - trolled anons 0
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>SK going to win
Worst timeline
this match is basically fer vs guardian
>>168761459
haha u repli to nat xd
see how stupid this shit is fag
>>168761703
You're my dad because you use ben wah balls
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
/csgog/ on suicide watch
>>168761367
Longest in a Major/Premier was Mousesports vs Flipside whch was 31-28 at MLG Columbus Major. There was a 46-42 match in some ESL online tourney.
ez for SK, gg slavs
cheating monkeys do it again
BTFO
T
F
O
eat shit eurocucks
>25-22
>"ez"
>"bots"
top kek
Why doesn't Guardian guard that 4750 better?
Let's be honest here, both these teams suck
>Close map 1 going into triple over time
>Na'vi just going to get BTFO on train
Nice series
>>168762092
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, BRASIL EZ, WE BEST, OUR FAILING COUTRY DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE WIN CS GO GAME! WE CAN GO BACK TO RAPING AND MURDERING PEOPLE ON THE STREETS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! HUEHUEHUE
>>168762064
>You're not used to it yet? It was a standard "SK comes back from a huge deficit in regulation and then wears down their opponents in multiple OTs before winning (toggling) episode."
SHOULD I CASH OUT?
i dont watch """""""esports""""""" but you get so mad when SK wins
loving every laugh
>>168762208
cry about it cuck
>>168762178
>female gook
fucking disgusting
>>168762179
WHAT AN EEEEDIOT
HE HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WOULD HAPPEN
>sk shitskins on /magog/
I can't wait for trump to throw those fucks back to the shithole they came from
>>168762208
GR2, stupid nigger
@168762208
Cry harder faggot lmao
>>168762208
tfw fallen hasnt gotten purged yet
soon
>>168762271
>>168762291
Don't get killed when you go outside!
>>168762232
yes SK will not toggle map2 only map3
>>168762229
Wew lads! I'm so sleepy that I'm greentexting my own posts.
>>168762232
Well it's safe money.
>>168762232
which website is that desu
>>168762092
>Don't be russian
>Don't give 2 shits about the QF
>>168762352
>>168762368
Pulled the cash out. Might put something on Na'Vi winning this map now.
>mangoose
>>168762262
>i dont watch """""""esports"""""""
>knows who won
why
>tfw half the posts with "monkey" in it were me falseflagging
>>168761985
Oh no I got le trolled ;((((((((((((((((((((
<my reaction when rkt
xd
>worst player on the server, seangares gets his own promo video
lmao why
>>168762208
Sad!
>>168762515
monkeys are not known for their intelligence
>>168762415
Bet365
why is there no good pinoy teams?
>>168762526
>tfw they weren't and you are falseflagging
>>168762654
pinoys are below subhuman
>>168762654
they are truly subhuman, not even in a meme way
>>168762693
>>168762715
fuck you
Doesn't matter anyway. There is no way SK will get past VP or Astralis.
>>168762515
>>168762615
>retards crying about cheating in the thread
>posts about 25-22
it's so difficult to notice who won, i probably need a quantum physics degree for that
>>168762654
Subhuman jungleniggers from """countries""" with a +800 murder rate and <60 average IQ can only git gud when the kikes back them up with as many hacks as they can
>>168762737
top kek
>Tfw almost bet on Navi but decided they couldn't outhack BR and went on Astralis ML instead
feels good to finally make the right choice after a shitshow of an early day
>>168762774
Sk beat Astralis, they will only lose if they play VP
>>168762281
tfw only one you on my good new oc
Talk me out of this bet /csog/
why is there no malaysian team for csgo???? aren't there a few good players for dota???
feels good to be good at CS, sorry slavs but you will lose again
>>168762794
Then why isn't America good?
i'm glad we found a new even more faggoty version of riz, but i'm surprised you dumbasses didn't learn your lesson and just ignore him so he leaves.
>>168762927
If Navi was going to take a map it would have been Mirage. SK is rage hacking today so Navi is getting 2-0d. Save your money.
>>168762927
who cares, you are betting pocket change.
>>168762179
not sure if this meme is ironic but i actually like dust tbqh
>>168763034
>subhuman interpretation
>>168763164
>assblasted
>>168763096
Its a lot for me Anon
>>168763108img 1-2 are supposed to be reasonable and the one of the last ones is bait.try it out anon!
Hate to say it, but NaVi is about to get assraped on Train. Good match, though.
don't """change""" it flamie
Snax is so cute
This is going to be gruesome
>>168763475
t. Snax
Take the mouz pill
If you don't like watching SK winning, close the stream right now.
>>168763660
>>168763660
>mouz pill
>their best player is leaving
nice brain you have there dork
>>168762737
Is this the power of the most powerful race?
>>168763794
This better be a level 3 bait
Just silver things
>>168763940
>reddit filename
>>168763838
>most powerful race
You mean raptor-people?
>simple tries to meme in the stairs
>gets killed
so this is the power
I'm just posting random shit now
>>168764225
just stop
fers gear is so on
Last one for giggles
>>168764026
I'm sorry that I can't provide you with filenames that suit your taste.
>shooting straight from a ladder
this is why valve should never have been allowed to mess with the perfect 1.6
>>168764461
but according to reddit csgo is way better?
>>168764461
It was just luck
>>168764225
>that flick
wow is this global elite?
post nametags
if navi wins i'll post the entire 20 min vid
>>168764764
wow it gained 5 minutes since last time
>>168764764
what a cute trap
>>168764764
>traps
not even once
Really fires those neurons
>>168764764
What's stopping you from posting the vid anyways ;^)
>>168764764
>posts a video of nate
>>168764764
is that shroud's gf?
>>168764764
>a guy is a cuter girl than any girl I've been with
Stop posting videos of me, nerds
>>168765440
(you)
seized on suicide watch after that one
who else stopped watching after that first map? frankly I don't even want to watch any tournament with sk in it anymore
>>168765883
ty for your skines
>>168765883
keep practicing, one day you'll reach the BR bull
>>168765883
Why? I'm new to the scene. Just because they're brazilians?
>>168765883
What a lousy cuck
ez skins 4 navi
>>168766127
,>cheating subhumans
FTFY
>>168765883
>not betting on them and making easy money
kek
Well, at least Asa Akira is still there for me
>my trap vid has survived clown9 and noobvi
>>168766279
>wanting cheating subhumans to do fine against white people just so you can have a minor profit
You're why the system sucks and we got Trump elected.
Just look at her eyes guys, you just KNOW
>>168766261
Doesn't everyone cheat on this shitty game?
If Navi didn't fuck around on Mirage it would be an easy 2-1. WHY.
>>168766469
No, literally just br shitskins, but they do it every fucking game it's surreal.
DAZED IS LIVE <3 <3 <3
>>168766526
>literally just br shitskins
hello reddo
>>168766469
Only NA cheats, EU players are literal gods
>>168766526
>literally just br shitskins
Why do I not believe you at all? So you are telling me everyone is honest except SK? That's not feasible at all.
redditors, hltvers and gotards btfo in one fell swoop
thank you based wallen
>>168766625
SK isn't a reddit team?
>>168766731
yeah but redditors come here to deny it
>>168766731
Reddit hates SK you dip
>>168766731
hell no
reddit hates SK, much like gotards do.
>>168766785
you knows this because your'e a redditor
>>168766850
#VAMOSSK
>>168766785
>>168766850
wtf I love SK now
>>168766769
>>168766731
literally no one likes SK except BRs
>>168766936
If something is so awful that both it garners widespread hatred on both Reddit and the Mongolian carpet weaving forums of the internet, it's probably just really shitty.
anyone else enjoying easy reddit skines right now?
>>168767015
It's not like they even try to gain foreign sympathy though.
I ust won what I lost on Navi in the fucking Fanobet casino, kill me.
>>168767160
Wutsite mane? I'd much rather bet skins than actual money.
>>168767230
>he bet on navi
i did warn you
SK is the only good NA team
>>168767315
>NA
>>168767058
lol, stay mad, cucks. Brazilians are great CS players. They'll keep winning, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>168767294
I know, but I got extremely greedy because I literally didn't lose all day, needed a taste of reality.
>another 2-0
the map ban system needs to be eliminated
>>168767346
No way are they getting past Astralis or VP.
>>168767015
i like sk
i like vp
i like navi
because they're all good teams with good players.
>>168767442
>He's never watched an SK semis match
I'd say 90/10 Coldzera hits a "great intuition" shot if they get down early.
>>168767180
"""getting foreign sympathy""" = pleasing reddit
I'd rather they don't try
>>168767456
you are le cuck and le betrayer of le white race
>this one AIDS ridden monkey trying to push the "We like SK" meme
what's his deal
>>168767442
Says increasingly nervous man for the 10th time this Dreamhack.
>>168767015
I have made $1000+ in skines thanks to Keyd/LG/SK. They will always have a special place in my heart.
>>168767230
vpgame
IMO:
>The remaining map gets played first
>The first map loser's pick gets played second
>The first map winner's pick gets played last
That's how I'd do it.
>that butthurt
Never change, /csgog/.
>>168767702
Got a steam id mate?
>>168767878
meant as a reply for >>168767440
>>168767965
Yes
>>168768027
gonna post it?
laff
>>168768068
Why would I?
>>168768152
Because I want to discuss something about an algorithim I made involving csgo betting
>>168768142
another laff
>>168768196
Sounds like you want to steal my skines tbqh
>>168768196
if (SK.playing == true)
{
BET;
}
else
{
PASS;
}
Why does Stew sound like an autist today
>>168767546
Sorry man, I used to buy into the /ourguys/ meme but the fact is all these teams have good players that can show up on any given day and play to win. Doesn't matter if their fans suck or the coach looks weird. The players are pretty chill guys.
CS is the only "sport" where pros play pugs together for fun and practice. no other professional sport does that.
>>168768338
I can prove it with some spreadsheet statistics. I already got a knife from betting after cashing out.
And by spreadsheet statistics I mean statistics that involve storing team information stats from various sites (won't name what on a public forum) not just storing my bet history.
>>168768514
They lost to a team of fat swedish slobs somehow after beating them 16-2. And he's an autist taboot.
https://clips.twitch.
tv/steel_tv/ModernSwanDatSheffy
steel so bad
>>168768674
lol his game lagged
>>168768579
So you want me to pay you for using your spreadsheet?
>>168768791
No, I just want someone to talk to about cs betting.
All my betting friends stopped betting when lounge died.no but seriously someone talk to me
>>168768970
Reddit csgobetting.
>>168768970
Alright post your id and I'll add you.
>>168769179
http://steamcommunity.com/id/yowhatup44
>>168769159
I do post there but it's ded.
>>168768970
What do you think about the games later today?
I'm thinking as far as Dreamhack maybe going on VP. They look really good against Fnatic and Mouz and I think it has the best upset potential.
Also liking Rogue, LDLC, and SK
>>168769252
Yeah, the loss of csgolounge really did impact the csgo community, betting is how I got my first knife, and it was in that site, the newer sites just don't have as much charm.
>>168769428
The problem is Lounge was exclusively dedicated to CSGO and full of 13 year olds, so you could always count on great odds when games like C9 vs. literally anybody came up.
The handful of sites left that accept skin deposits are mostly just Chinese sites and the odds always suck.
now that navi got destroyed when will they swap players with gambit and bring zeus back along with h0bbit and adreN
>>168770003
>Thinking zeus will ever want to be on the same team as simple
>>168769402
Not him but the guy he responded to. I'm going low on VP and high on SK. I usually skip online matches.
>>168767339
They've lived in the US for how long now, three years?
>>168770889
someone report them to ICE
>>168768674
bro this happens to me all the fucking time it's so hateful
You guys ready for the Polish Plow to take everything?
Getting pretty consistant 50s now.. definitely an improvement from mid-30s lower 40s
>>168771502
"I'm not beating my wife, but you know, I'm not good guy sometimes..."
https://youtu.be/xit93xZB4So?t=4m16s
>>168771618
>being this arrogant after choking a major final
>>168770756
I'm wording the VP pick but I'm nervous about SK. They haven't played much decent competition and North look really decent lately
>>168771973
throwing*
also how much
>>168771973
>caring about a failed fake major
What is the objectively worst pistol in CS:GO?
>>168772921
dualies
>>168772921
glock
FNC with disco and twist were on their way to the top tbqh
JW and Flusha are washed out
>>168775983
new godsent beating fnatic when?
>>168775983
Yes, but seriously doplan both cheats online and is terrible offline. He's subroza tier but EU.
Calling out in casual LUL
>>168777487
i had some california fag (he kept saying he was moving to washington) call out in casual, and try to cast whenever he's dead. california is a disease that needs to be removed before it infects any more of the west coast.
>>168742218
>35 wins
you are like a little baby, watch this
>>168779187
WutFace
it's the truth
>go T-con
>instantly get triple naded and die
What the FUCK?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQsIzH7FdmW/
#fazedown
rip allu
>>168771618
what a scary (((violent))) polish man
https://clips.twitch
.tv/pgtv/FantasticSwallowTheTarFu
>au cs
>so good at trolling you troll yourself and your whole team
wow...
>>168784195
YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN MATE
how much dick is in rita at this very moment
will there be an actual crowd today
>>168784195
>aus female csthe males aren't much better
Thinking of taking Epsilon ML over Rogue to double or nothing my inventory for Dreamhack...
>>168787295
I've been burned to many times to bet on stupid shit like that.
>pick an AWP off the ground
>get four kills with it, MVP
>buy an AWP of my own
>miss every shot
I should just play a game without buying any weapons
Finals already played yesterday or are they today?
>>168763475
Biggest cutie in the game tbqh
>>168764684
Autism
>try to be cheeky and double my inventory on LDLC before Dreamhack
>lose the last skin i had
it's been real boys, i'm going to go try and get run over now
Mousesports will be a tier 3 team without Niko lmao
>Check my bets from DH Vegas
>Lost Gambit +1.5 in an OT map two
>Lost a 50 dollar payout on mouz +1.5 by two rounds
well lads....
>>168765883
You are forgetting that these teams scrim together and it is possible that the boost was used previously in a scrim. He could have been expecting that weird boostpeek because he has died to it in a scrim vs them months ago( or reveiwed a tape with them using it)
>gotards still cucked by hacking BR monkeys
>>168755539
>>168779187
how can you play so much and be so bad?
>>168792320
Those were terrible bets to begin win anon.
>>168789889
>risk buying a gun
>10 seconds later a dickhead tries to get a pick and dies
what is the point
If the whole match has a handicap with Virtus.Pro-1.5, which team will win the bet ?
>>168794802
Virtus Pro -1.5 means you think they'll win 2-0. If VP win 2-1 then with handicap applied they'd be 0.5-1 so it'd be a losing bet.
VP aren't going to 2-0 so don't do that bet. I'm going Australis ML.
I haven't done any real money betting before. What's a secure and trusted site for betting on CSGO in EU?
sk #1 team
>>168795252
Bet365 is the most legit. Double check its fine in your country though as they ask for ID before you can cash out.
>>168796040
>>168772953
You just don't know how to use it.
It has amazing jumping accuracy and you can fire it while running with 100% accuracy. Little bit of the the ol' bob and weave and you can easily 2 shot a full armour player, provided they suck or you're a maniac who does the unexpected, like use an r8 in comp.
>>168796040
Skośna ocza suka
>>168772953
>>168796708
R8 is objectively the meme pistol.
It's now the same spot as the old super-nerfed deagle.
only absolute madmen use that weapon.
i wish aztec was in cs:go
>>168797634
It is but it's not in the active map pool
>>168797769
>helpful general that replies constructively
lmao you gotards got a lot to learn
>>168771608
Is the idea to do a spray and land as many in the circle as possible? Is that the 50 number (presuming they give you unlimited ammo)?
Whats the name of this map in the workshop?
Is matchmaking still fucked?
>>168797801
general? gotard?
sorry im a bit new to this forum
http://www.strawpoll.me/12372628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12372628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12372628
need a 'gogian demographics check
>>168783026
I hope Faze can do a little better with the new lineup, Allu is a nice guy his team should do better.
>>168797801
Oi mate, the fock did ya just fockin babbled 'bout me mate?
>>168798281
explain semiNEET
>>168798494
I'd say samiNEET means that you have a job but no social life
>>168798612
Or like me somewhat of a social life but I don't work and haven't left the house except for food shopping in the last three days. I go through phases.
>>168764008
How did you make your radar look like that?
>>168798873
Looks like he has simple radar then some console commands to zoom it out.
>>168798494
people like non-STEM uni students
>>168799620
>he fell for the STEM meme
LMAOOOOOO
>>168799620
I'm STEM, and normie andSilver LEM
>>168800043
>Silver LEM
??
>tfw topping scoreboards in placementsthey were all silver retards but it's still feels validating despite it not being that really
>>168785992
who the fuck is rita?
>>168800162
It was a joke, since anything not global is silver according to that retarded anon
>>168800341
yo sista, faggot
>>168800261
making 25+ frags against silvers is nothing to be proud of
Anyone with half an ounce of brain can do that
>>168768579
i got "a knife"
so battle scarred forest ddpat flip knife?
schweet buddy
STOP BULLYING SILVERS MAGOG
silvers deserve death. keep the gene pool intelligent.
>>168802894
There is literally nothing wrong with bullying silvers.
I used to have 100+ won games in Silver Eliter.
But then I god gud.
Now I'm at MG2 with 545 wins.
>>168803061
>god gud
>mg2
senpai
if anything gnm-mge deserve much more bullying
Is NiKo legit gay or does he just innocently enjoy taking filtered selfies of himself?
https://www.instagram.com/csgoniko/
>>168803369
Anyone better then MGE is probably cheating.
>>168803490
I love NiKo's goodnight selfies, but he has a gf AND big fluffy dog
>>168800029
>he doesn't buy whatever gloves/skins he wants with his 130k salary
LMFAO
>>168807073
>gloves
They all look like garbage. Foundation gloves are the least shit-looking of the lot.
VP or Astralis?
>tfw no global elite bf to bully me for being in silver
>>168807695
Astralis
Zeus said in his vlogs Taz has been out getting fucked up every night and all those old fucks on VP probably can't resist Vegas temptations. On the other hand Astralis just beat them at the major and since they're a bunch of prepubescent boys they probably game planned in their hotel room all night instead of enjoying all that Vegas has to offer.
>>168808171
One of the best skines
why is audi sponsoring astralis
>>168784195
>she didint even attempt to throw it far
>just layed it right on her feet
just bet $220 euros on vp lol
wish my luck its my entire bank ;D
>>168807692
you need to open your eyes to the bloodhound gloves my man.
any shots of the audience? is there anyone today?
>>168810660
God no. Looks like edgy goth kid shit.
rare footage of zainab with a polish flag
>>168811229
Thats a leb flag
>>168811473
fucking retard its poland learn geographics
>>168808037
Polish people have vodka in their blood if anything they're going to be better
rifles lose pistols win etc.
>>168810635
good luck buddy, VP has got this
ASStralis
why is some retard spamming ugly whores
>an "adult" "male" "human"
>Wearing shorts
Unable to fabricate my lads
why do people donate money and ask summit1g relationship questions
>>168812890
it's the same person you skitz
>>168812945
It gets to 110+ degrees here regularly
40-45 for you Europoors
I dare you to wear jeans in that weather and not have ball sweat down to your socks
>>168813082
>He lives in a non-white region
>>168813013
okay, an ugly whore then
Whose commentating the finals? are reddit and /csgog/ btfo by cummler?
>>168813227
I've lived all over, America has a diverse climate which is hard for people in Europe to understand
>>168811616
>has the cedar of lebannon on it
Gee wonder what flag it is.
white people are scared of this lmao
mfw vp re-broke astralis with one single tweet
Astralis put me to sleep.
>>168813508
I bet shes a slut for BWC. Most brown girls are
>lelouch on csgog
Can't make this shit up
>friend who hasn't been online in like more than a year comes on
>start a match after catching up for a bit
>get insta-killed by a glock from across the map 5 times
>h-hey you do have prime right?
>no mah friend
Oh well, what's 30 minutes anyway
Is xyp9x the best player ever?
>>168814032
I want to see shitstralis blown the fuck out.
i'm fucking hungry desu
>zaaz will never have a penis
Based VP
fuck danes
2017 is the year of Slav Esports
Swedes are dead
Danes are Danes
Brazilians will be sent back to the favelas
how the fuck did these retarded third worlders lose the major final
all it takes to win a major is a tweet from a dane
Leave the monkies to me.
>>168814596
unlucky
>>168814327
What does an anime addicted paki shitskin NEET like yourself care about this match
>>168814828
>that DEEP DARK OBSESSION
cringey cunt
>>168814912
>Mad because he can't hide what he is to this new general
Shibbolethed on d2g
Shibbolethed on csgog
>>168814108
i play non prime on my LEM ranked smurf account and maybe 1 in 10 games have a cheater, way less than what people think
most "cheaters" are probably just smurfs like me
>>168815042
>stalking me this hard
I'm cringing my tits off right now.
can we get a whole dreamhack with no 3 map games?
>Winning too much has a cooldown
>it's 20 hours
WHY
Community servers with comp rules are full off shit
>d2g refugees invade csgog
>they're thirdie non-whites
can't make this shit up
Nice game you have there.
>>168815618
>mge is the new dmg
hmmmmm
>>168815618
really old senpai
feel free to get updated
https://csgosquad.com/ranks
>>168815552
forgot your pills
>>168815905
nice old meme
how stuck in the past is the 'gog?
D2G = game for Asians and Peruvians
CSGO = game for whites (brazilians are white!!!)
>>168815848
whats weird about mm is I have 2 accounts 1 is in LEM and the other is MG1 and the MG1 opponents are easily twice as good
>BO3 Grand Finals
WEW
>>168815413
... what? Are you doing your 10 games placement or something?
>>168816136
Cheaters, I'm not even memeing.
>>168816169
BO3 > BO5 you silver shitter
>>168816097
I'd take Peruvians and asains over Brazilians any day tbqh
>>168815960
now THIS is autism.
>ONLY $40,000 PER PLAYER FOR 1ST PLACE
>Dota 2 winners make over $1,500,000
gotards are SO FUCKING POOR LMFAO
>>168815159
>most
Maybe, but this guy sure wasn't
You're a fag btw
>>168816097
mfw when i release d2g stands for dota2, not dust2 general
>dotards not content to ruin only one general
>>168815413
>>168815413
It's only for the placements, so you can't buy an account on your day off, install a few hacks, ruin the game for hundreds of people because you stomp everyone and don't get OW banned.
>>168816341
>gulagnigger thinks BRs dont stay on their servers
Astralis should literally just forcebuy every round
even when you have money just buy tecs and deagles
>>168816723
They would sit on 16k after 4 rounds.
>>168816493
it's a LEM smurf account, third highest rank, so I can play with lower ranked friends, not gold nova
y-you're fag and noob
>>168816813
He means ump+ armor + nades
>buy rifles
>Lose
>Buy pistols
>Win
Do non-major tournies usually have this much viewership?
>>168817160
Double what it was yesterday
lets go poles
>ourrest of 4chanian guys
>natural enemies of members of the union of yuropeon cuckolds
what's not to love about our guys, VP?
>>168817253
Snax looks like a wild boar, not a pig
>tomorrow is monday
oh god i don't want to go to work
why can't i be neet again and forever
Kjaerbye is a top qt desu.
>gotards are eternally cucked either by BRs or Danes, the BRs of europe
So is the pistol meme entirely due that time valve buffed semi auto fire over automatic or were they already meme-tier before that
My memory is pretty fucking bad
>pasha
pasha
>pasha
>pasha
pasha
>>168816861
>Smurf in gold to play with my friends
>Quick peak corner
>Guy fires at me
>Go back
>Attempt to quick peak again
>Pull back before I leave cover
>He shoots next to the corner 1/10 sec later
>Do it 3 more times
>He keeps prefiring the moment I pull back
In what rank do you start to see through walls?
PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA PASHA
NEO GOD
>>168817662
>poles winning
>cucked by danes
what did he mean by this?
quick !! somebody help !! they're choking !!!
>buy rifles 3 times
>get smashed 3 times
>buy pistols no kevlar
>win easily
good game gotards
>>168818430
That's pretty gay
>>168818578
They literaly have a porn vid. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph577170ddf0447
KEK THE SLAVONIC MALE
i'll post the full 25 min vid of shroud's gf if VP wins
>>168818681
wt
h
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD, I HAVE A REALLY FRESH MEME TO POST
>>168816608
Anyone who thinks Brazilians aren't the worst group of people has to be something worse than a nigger. Like Brazilian.
>>168818818
where did you get this vid of me?
>>168819045
What are
>californians
>turks
>gays
kjaerbye has gotten literally nothing but literally instant first bullet ak headshots on barely visible angles this whole game
legit af
Am I the only one seeing Kjearbye consistently doming players before he can actually see them?
>>168819189
>>168819256
he's pretty obviously triggerbotting
nothing new
>>168819189
>>168819256
recoil hacks, literally click2win
Where can I find people to play with
>>168819182
Those are all terrible groups of people but they are no Brazilians
Kjearbye is the biggest cheating piece of shit.
Well we've broken 300k so that's nice
kjaerbye so fucking obvious lmao
vac this kid right now
K J A E R B Y E
J
A
E
R
B
Y
E
>fullspam deagle
just like my silver games
bois
BOIS
>kGEARbye
What does #fixcsgo mean?
>>168819547
t. someone who has never been to SF
>>168819480
i duno
but it seems impossible to find people who are good at the game and nice people
either they're nice, but not global+ material
or global+ and toxic/annoying
NEW THREAD PLEASE BOYS
>>168819480
>play soloq
>nice person is on your team
>add them
If that doesn't work you're the problem bb
>>168820189
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about SF. u wouldnt say this shit if you were there, its jacked. not only that but it has the freshest clothes stores, has the chillest restaurants and the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>168820160
I'm assuming it's referencing the bots that were force joining lobbies that you couldn't kick in some form of protest.
byali is so fucking retarded
vp is so fucking bad at anti forcebuys
how do you pronounce kjaerbye? i say "kay-jer-(good)bye
>>168820585
kee air bee
>>168820484
but solo q is always 2-4 premades that speak languages that I have no idea how to speak
>>168820704
that's retarded
>>168820735
>europoors
hahaha
>>168820585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUuKvQJLEl
>>168820585
Key-ARRRR-bi
t. Semmler
>>168820735
>not knowing english, portuguese, and russian fluently
>>168820830
>implying europeans arent the supreme CS players
>>168820735
then fucking learn it
how does device know where taz is
>>168821014
>have to learn 4 languages just to find people to play with
LMAO
>>168820735
Set your ping limit lower
>>168820915
>acknowledging counterfeit spanish as a language
>device blatantly aim locking Taz
>>168821014
>anime
reported
>>168821130
the door is open
>>168820846
Sounds like you're a retarded German
>>168821014
FUCK OFF PEA