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>FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
https://store.na.square-enix.com/product/436377/final-fantasy-xiv-stormblood-collector-s-edition-pc
>Gear Design Contest (Ranged Magic DPS/Healer Edition)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/57b6173ca0330be656b9e7c6763a930a1d5ec5bf
>Patch 3.5 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d90ea3ee6d083eaba4f22e5deefe934b0a0a464e
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x
>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
>3.5 Gung Ho for GARO Collaboration
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001753.html
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
>Previously, on /xivg/
>>168506736
Femroes make the best wives!
roes!
I'm going to marry an elezen~!
>>168545223
Awareness is mandatory for Warriors otherwise one of their defensive cooldowns is borderline unusable. It's also nice to have in general.
>>168545047
I like it for a speed paint! Thank you very much, anon!
Post catboys.
post hideous examples grown man blush
which midlander on balmung is the softest pump?
>>168545338
>>168545334
>>168545431
dont worry, they'll post themselves in a little bit.
Catbois
>>168545412
>>168545567
Cute wifely maiden!
Looking for cute and pure chocote to lovingly pet and brush and hug and marry!
>>168545659
post full
mommy needs this
>>168545412
>>168545412
>>168546017
I don't even think I have the full one, oops
>>168545979
What's your commission queue looking like?
>>168545979
Here's a qt
>>168546112
>people find these attractive
>>168546342
that is what women find attractive, yes
>>168545979
draw the qtest character, my wife
>>168545979
>>168546342
>he wouldn't bareback the one on the right and cum inside him
lol
>>168545338
Granted.
>>168546398
its really not
smelly fujoshits are not women
i fucking hate you get out of my head
>>168546258
money wise, zero; I don't let it queue up. also I'm not popular at all and my community is tiny so I have to go door to door meaning almost nothing always.
>>168546451
>>168546112
why are catboys so thirsty?
>>168546451
Delete this
How are BRD and MCH in dungeons?
>>168545334
Agreed.
>>168545979
I'll give it another shot.
>tfw you make a mistake and get to a not so great part
>>168546491
>women are not women
>>168546530
Most haven't learned how to turn on the faucet.
>>168546584
all dps jobs are fine in dungeons
people have complained enough over the years that there is little difference outside of having two smns
>>168546792
W-whats it like with two SMN?
>>168545047
do you have a tumblr or a website? i'd like to donate for a commission.
>>168546729
theyre not
thats like saying the grown men who have avatars like here >>168545431 have taste
>>168546584
it really doesn't matter that much
under a microscope, BRD is really good because foes buffs your healer's dps which is a good chunk of a dungeon group's damage, not even counting if you have a caster in the group
meanwhile MCH kind of sucks because their biggest dps cooldown is shit for dungeons outside of bosses
>>168546503
if you weren't on balmung (or if i was) i'd actually give you gil to do another doodle of my character
i say gil because i have no money
>>168545567
who is this cutie and does she like guys
Is combat fun in FFXIV?
Also how does the healing work (relative to WoW for example)?
>>168546941
>MCH kind of sucks
>200 potency unmodified aoe every gcd is somehow bad
>tp regen for warrior + melee is bad
>hypercharge plus high boss dps is bad
whatever you say dude
>>168547118
>Is combat fun in FFXIV?
I don't know
>Also how does the healing work (relative to WoW for example)?
Healing in FFXIV basically involves learning a bosses rotation and timing your heals based on this set rotation.
Coming from WoW you won't find healing to be reactive or fast paced.
>>168547023
mel on balmung and no I am not a futa to answer your question
>>168547118
relative to wow healers do much more damage and it's expected of healers to dps at high levels, healer is less of a triage and more of an ebb and flow burst system in time with big mechanics
>>168546915
they are
not at all.
>>168547232
>>168547304
Thanks anons that's really helpful
>all the cute catbois are on gilga
>>168546941
imagine foes doing damage on it's own
thats bishop hypercharge on every other trash pull
>>168547287
balmung, huh? that's pretty cool
also ew, i'm asking if you like men not whether you are a futa.
>wanted to make a new character just because
>made a fantastic looking fem midlander
>remembered no glamouring until level 50
>lose interest
vet rewards when
>>168547508
the only roes into girls are futas if you haven't noticed
>>168547568
you don't already have a levelled character you can fanta? fantasias are a vet reward you know!
>>168547465
I wish they weren't, I hate catboys
>MCH is good in dungeons
>dead last or nearly dead last by every metric on FFlogs dungeons statistics
>>168547692
>you don't already have a levelled character you can fanta? fantasias are a vet reward you know!
You're part of the problem
>>168546584
>>168546941
Rain of Death procs definitely have to be the most fun aoe of any class for big pulls though. Outside of maybe Deathflare.
>>168547714
>uploading dungeon parses to fflogs
T-Tataru please be more careful...
>>168545412
>>168547805
well that's the whole reason this game is designed around having one character and not switching between them
to sell fantasias
>>168547336
fujoshits are literally the female variant of grown men
>>168547883
/pet
>>168546342
>people find fat-cheeked same-faced catgirls, psoriasis psuedo catgirls, and long necked poorly proportioned women attractive
>>168547846
>he doesn't upload every thing he does
kek i bet you only upload your good runs like a little bitch
>>168547851
She can handle herself. Don't worry.
>>168547692
??? but im not interested in those roes
look, what im trying to ask you is: do you like lizardmen?
>>168547964{/joy}
>>168547954
No.
>tfw au ra will never have proportions like this
>>168547851
tataru is my wife
everything is sooooo bright
whooooooooaaaaa
>>168548041depends
>>168548262
>tfw no race in this game will ever have proportions like that
>babby's first oob
>>168548262
>>168548307
thank god, it looks fucking retarded
>>168548307
>6'8" viera
>>168548297on what?
>>168548307
>>168548262
highlanders are thicc
so are min height roes if you can manage to make them not look like dogs
>>168548389
>forest people
>fat
>>168548408
roegadyn and highlanders look nothing like that
>>168548389
Calling it now, if they put in Viera, Elezen will nearly go extinct.
>>168548430
this, SE is obsessed with twig jpop models, they view the highlanders and roes as the high test races, viera are gonna be like catgirls but tall
>>168548406
it's hard to make lizardmen look good, post your character maybe
>>168548531
>Elezen will nearly go extinct
>not miqo'te
What a cruel outcome.
>>168548408
Female highlanders are nice, but almost no one plays them.
>>168547968
who are you quoting?
>>168547884
I can't afford it anon
>>168548554
viera were never fat, they are going to be slender and lean as fuck
I'm back again to lalatell.
How I wish to lalafuck a 'fell
I'd love to pump a lalarear
Until their walls begin to lalatear.
>>168548741
2/10
>>168548691
cute
>>168548741
pedofell
>>168548554
dont have a pic of my character on me right now
i can describe him thoface 1, max height, thicc tail, xaela, pale white skin, bright limbal rings
>>168548967
well, you know where to find me in-game if you would like sometime so i may see him
>>168548695
Just like Dark Knight always uses HP to empower it's attacks.
Just like Summoner summons the exact manifestation of godly entities.
>>168548741
Be gentle with lala ladies you fucking piece of shit
>have not played since like 3 weeks before the patch hit
>wanna get back into the game
>scared of fucking up on mechanics that everyone else is already used to
>terrified of getting kicked and being put on everyones shitlist
>worried that some forum has my name down as autokick
>log out
>>168549136
Lalaboy or lalagirl.
I'll give any lalarear a lalawhirl.
>>168549219
pedofell is your new nickname
someone pls b my lala gf ingame and irl
>>168549263What makes you lalathink i'm a 'fellin?Though what I lalaplay, I'm never tellin'
>>168548741
rear doesn't rhyme with tear you dumb fuck
>>168549074
sure
but only if I can pet you while I'm there
>>168549191
I missed this Thicclander.
>>168549487
Hello
>>168549545
petting is only for catsluts
there's plenty of those here if that's what you want
Are you ready to liberate Ala Mhigo, /xivg/?
>>168549598
Where do I sign
>>168549637
who's that catboy on the left and is he single?
>>168549191
play normal to learn mechanics? read guides on savage?
come on dude it's not rocket science
>>168549637
catgirls are shit
i like you a lot more. if i try to sneak a /pet in, will you punch me?
>>168549767
why learn mechanics when you can skip them?
>>168549732
I do not know him, just another benchgoer
>>168549856
Yes
>>168549728
During the EB
>>168549963
Gimme a name so we can get eb'd already
>>168549701
Like - you - wouldn't believe! I'm thinking I'll glamour my armor to the sacred garb.
>>168550040
Shirou Kuma
>>168549927
the pain will be worth it
come on, just a little /pet to ruffle your hair up, nothing more
>>168550040
What server are you on
>>168550257
bro just go pet the guy. It's a fucking game he's not going to kill you irl.
>>168546503
do you draw lalas
>>168550306
Whatever server you want me to be on, I just want to be a lala wife
would anyone like a hand doing anything on aether? Like almost literally anything, though I can't help if a tank is required, I'm just sleepy and need to be pulled along for stuff
>thread hates abe, shana, epperson, yyaris
>met them all in game and they are all friendly and nice unlike the thread
>not even a bit like what the thread describes them as
Is the shitposting about these people just a meme?
>>168550669
i gotta do lvl roulette on my pld and expert roulette on my warrior
>>168550762
>they are all friendly
i can be friendly in game too, that doesnt mean im not a shitty person
>>168550762
pretty much
abe might be the only exception once you get to know them a little bit better
>>168550478
I need my lalawife to be 60 and willing to play 60 content with me so I don't want an alt wife
>>168550843
sure i can help with that
>>168550990
I would transfer..
>>168550762
Epperson is annoying in-game as well but the others are cool.
How many catboys can I FUCK if I join DRAKN?
>>168550947
I've known all but one of those people for awhile now and never had issues.
>>168550952
Only thing I even noticed about abe is he doesn't always want to be bothered which is fine and I just give him some space.
>>168551235
0
they all will fuck you instead
>>168551235
drakn is for lesbian girls (grown men) not male characters
>>168549701
You bet
>>168551324
There's a number of male characters in drakn. Moni was a fucking catboy at one point.
>>168551235
Leon Lionhearte and Yuyu Mittens.
Kael Allen is mia unfortunately.
>>168550130
>tfw worried as fuck that shrek might actually look good in full samurai gear
>>168551203
personally i love to hear stale memes regurgitated for the thousandth time by someone completely devoid of a personality
>>168551086
Okay, let's go to gilgamesh
>>168551636
you could say that from every avatarfag from here
>btw i'm gay
>owo what's this
>i wish i was dead
and so on
>>168551514
none of them are desired, or that much tolerated, honestly. i think the fc would be much better if we would send them to soft
moni was fine cause he's the lead of the fc
>>168549462
Ok that made me chuckle
>>168551841
emily is worse than all of those combined
>>168552020
did she reject your erp senpai
>>168545979
how do i contact you on balmung
>>168551942
JAIBY KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>168551841
i miss proci's raps
>>168551742
omwWhat race/gender are you...
>>168551841
>Every.
>>168552260
account name is senpai senpai
or join the discord: https://discord.gg/GU7VHVG
>>168551876
Yuyu, Raim, Umog, Galoo are all great. Raim is like the nicest person in drakn alone.
>>168551742
>tfw no qt smol eb be it lala for shoulder sitting/adorable gpose groupings, or other smol races
>>168549701
Yes
And to see more garlean shit
Hey, I haven't played since before Heavensward came out. Are Fates still the only reliable way to level alt classes?
>>168549701
I don't think Ala Mhigo is ready to be liberated by me.
>>168552545
No, Palace of the Dead is here and you will be a slave to the floors.
>>168552391
I can be whatever you likethough I prefer femcat
Tips on tank swapping without needing to go into Grit as DRK? Trying to get as little time in Grit as possible but want to keep Power Slash combo to a minimum.
>>168552478
Raim wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so thirsty and kind of pathetic a lot of the time.
>>168552484
>guy who is friends with a man with a diaper fetish is into "smol" races
really makes ya think
>>168552807
You sound like a complete asshole. Who are you in DRAKN so I can ignore you?
>>168552749
Could you explain what that is?
>>168549701
fuck those dindus. literally niggers
I'm so excited to be a male miqote samurai.
>>168553046
>falseflagging male cats
stop this
>>168553046
going to be worse than the cringelord catboy ninjas
>>168552767Post femc@...
>168552846
bait
>168552846
bait
>>168553046
Hope it turns out well for ya. I'm hoping the animations are nice.
Also tempted to try out a jetstream sam glamour on my highlander but i think most highlanders will so who knows.
What's the lowest your GCD can be?
>>168553384
It doesn't matter because you don't want your GCD to be low
post tanks!i need some glamour ideas
>>168552879
You think i would be talking shit about people if i had any intention of saying who i was?
Admit it, Raim can be pretty pathetic at times.
>>168553463
Why wouldn't you want your GCD to be low?
how do you deal with cold people..?
I added some friends and they never reply with more than "ok", "cool", "congrats", "good job"...
>>168553471
you trying to keep the whole xXxDARK_WARLORDxXx thing going or you want a new look?
>>168553642
Stop talking to them
>>168553605
TP issues, oGCD clipping issues and whatnot.
This varies wildly depending on class but I'm sure you can pull it off with some jobs
>>168553501
He's not, and you're the exact reason DRKAN has such shit rep. It's a shame Moni lets in people like you.
>>168553659
nah i just like being completely plated. this was my old glamour but i decided to experiment
>>168553242
>>168553274
whats the point of not quoting if youre still going to respond lol
this just makes you look butthurt
>>168553046
I'm looking forwards to declaring that there is in fact nothing that I cannot cut.
Post your best friend
>>168553605
every job: ogcd clipping, the spell queuing gets fucked up
melee/phys: tp issues
blm is the least negatively impacted job by high sps/sks but there would come a point where you will cast t1/b4 before you even get a mana tic and still have to wait
>DIAP COUPLE IS BACK
>>168553642
They don't care so you should stop talking to them
>>168553852
>best friend
>>168553471
>>168553471
>>168553820
I never got into Ghost. Can't get into Aid either. Recommend a rider to watch.
>>168552738
Follow your dreams!
>>168553852
I raid with my two best buds
pretty good feeling.
>>168553958
Why anon..
>>168553738
Did he give you something?
How am i the one giving DRAKN a bad rep?
I'm just being honest.
>>168553748
ingame cat!!!
>>168553471
I like being kind of more simplistic and low key with my warrior glam, but really fucking bulky and plate-armorish with drk and pld. Warriors feed on pain after all!
>>168554056
What could possibly go wrong?
>>168549701
Which spear is this?
>>168554359
You just got banned for shitposting like this. Isn't it kind of ironic you use a vpn to 'clean up this thread' when you get banned for doing it? Nobody wants you here.
>>168552253
>she
>>168554387
It's the one from the Lightning crossover events.
>>168554290
>simplistic and low key
I love it as well. Not to mention some of it feels comfy. Sometimes I feel like changing it up but I doubt I could replicate the resulting satisfaction I get with zerkers/dreadwyrm pants and the lv52 tank top.
Is there a cc based class in PvP?
>>168552297
He's right you know, get a trip if you plan to pull some bacterial marketing schemes in this general p much daily.
>>168554290
i love how catgirls are background props in uldah because there's so many jesus christ
>>168554493
healer - WHM
tank - PLD
dps - any one with a stun/bind that is pretty significant
>>168554147
Cause I have no bf (best friend)!!!
hello..? ;_;
>>168554423
>arguing with chemo(s)
there's no point anon
this autistic crusade has gone on for years and will continue to do so
>>168554493
pld, mnk, whm and mch have almost all ccs avaiable
>>168553940
>>168553698
But how will I find new people?
they weren't always like this, they used to talk a lot more...
>>168554572
Did something happen?
>>168554579
epic kiss sadposting hour because he noticed it''s what gets the most attention
>>168553642
Have you considered that maybe there's not much else to be said about your vague replies?
HEHEHE JOIN ME ON TWITCH I DRAW XDDD
>>168554262
It's close enough! Just come be my lala wife!
>>168554250
Whats your beef with raim
He seems like a harmless beta
>>168554717
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR YOU GUYS. WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TALENTS AND PRODUCE FANART INSTEAD OF MY MEANINGLESS SHITPOSTS.
>>168554717
I don't even like them.
>>168554646
No I just don't have one
>>168554917
Who is this
if only we had actual drawfags instead of talentless hacks like 3 batches autist or twitch viral marketer
>>168547808
Isnt it kind of clunky to be applying DoTs during AoE pulls?
Reminder that Raim is one of many "chemos" and actively abuses shitposters behind their backs in his safe space cliques
>>168554719
Gimme name
>>168551203
Epp is a very nice person though.
>>168554690
that might be true
maybe i should just stop talking at all and be the silent reliable player...
>>168555134
Post samefag fiasco.
>>168555191
>>168554440
tell me more about your spear
>>168555141
cool
>>168555243
Click here if you want a nice, close up view of it...
JIROUIJII ON TWITCH
COME RELAX XD
>>168555115
Do you have discord or some other way to talk outside of here
anyone into getting theirheadblownoffby a midlander
>>168554976
Why do you want to know
>>168555141
It would help if you explained what your questions to them were, and if they were busy at the time.
>>168555365
heh, laughed irl.tell me about your other spear too
How many new universal styles did we get with 3.0?
>>168555506
cool
>>168553501
>>168554250
Just so you know, you're not welcome in my FC.
>>168555587
I've only got the one.
>>168555541
Maybe we could chat
>>168555731
moni acute
>>168555731
If only you knew that the vast majority of people in your fc from /vg/ wouldn't be welcome if you knew what caustic assholes they are
>>168555731
More threats from someone who cant even keep his own henchmen under control thinking he can lay down the law here?
>Raim went crying to Moni and begged him to scold the guy in the thread.
This won't make him less thirsty and pathetic, just so you know.
>>168555767want another one?
>>168555925
Sushi please stop
>>168555731
What staff is that and is it hard to get?
>>168555731
who gives a fuck about your fc catslut
>>168554587
>(s)
>Implying
>>168555957
What's the ilvl...?
>>168556024
Looks like the 250 crafted one, so relatively easy. I think a free version is in one of the 51-59 dungeons though if you hate yourself
>>168555925
I thirst for you anonymous, please talk to me. Whisper me your sweet hateful nothings..
>>168556082how about you inspect it yourself?
>>168556129
That's the dungeon version ye
>>168556129
ada a cute
>>168556191
Go back to your qt female, Raim...
>>168556202
where's it from, i've been thinking of getting the crafted version myself. Aery?
>>168556240
no you are anonymous.
>>168556324
yes
>had a lot of fun with pvp in this game
>try to get my friend into it
>all they ever do is complain
>WoW's PvP is better, this fucking sucks, constant toxicity
>they make me hate PvP
>suddenly wants to farm the PvP mounts and glams
>wonders why I don't want to play it with them
Why are people fucking stupid?
>>168555784
I'm not online right now nor will I be until tomorrow
>>168556317
Maybe one day. I like Highlander a lot and most jobs I play don't look very good as Miqote. I can pull off some cute outfits I guess, but it doesn't feel right. You can't protect people as a Miqote.
>>168556459
>letting people tell you what you should enjoy and what not
lol
WHAT THE FUCK STOP ARGUING YOU IDIOTS
>>168556570
It's not like I let them tell me, it's just hearing it over and over and over and over and over it gets to you. I now associate PvP with listening to people complaining.
>>168551841
>implying depression is a meme
>>168556939
>being a fucking loser that has accomplished nothing is a mental disorder
stop playing mmos then
>>168556602
shut the heck up super idiot
Adelais Auteuil is a girl. I have logs of her telling a certain boy that she is a female and she wouldn't lie to him.
>>168556324
Can I be your lalaboy wife
>>168557006
>doesn't understand depression
amber
>>168557132
are you cute
>>168556939
I want to kill myself (LOL)
>>168556474
miqo'te are the best protectors
post a pic of your male char and female char and make a poll!
DRAKN is such a fucking mess right now, Jesus.
>>168557243
Yes
>>168557263
>now
M-moni, the bad guys at /xivg/ say I'm a thirsty loser, p-please safe me from those bullies...
>>168557243
Ada be my boywife irl pls
>>168555438
Hit me with your best shot.
>>168557259
Holy shit I didn't think anyone could be stupid.
>>168557148
you just don't understand me mom... *plays catgirl mmo for 20 hours a day* its a serious medical condition... tfw no gf..
>>168557260
I think its best for each person to decide their character, not polls. I did that once before and it was a mistake. Believe in yourself.
>>168557029
>>168557473
nice projection
>>168557359
Doubling down? Refine your strategy.
>>168557420
SHAVE
don't use the fuccboi hairstyle either you shit
>>168557308
sure
>>168557375
pst
>>168557420
How about I just blow you instead?
>>168557456
>I didn't think anyone could be stupid.
That sounds pretty stupid senpai.
>>168557660
>Implying 95% of the people who claim to have "depression" here are actually formally diagnosed with it by a professional and aren't just sad sack of shit NEET/retards who get down in the dumps because they're lonely retards who can't get an e-bf of their choosing to ERP with.
>>168557729
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
I AM SEVERLY DEPRESSED AND ONLY HOTPOCKETS WILL HELP ME TO OVERCOME MY LONELINESS
>>168557729
To be formally diagnosed you have to be able to afford to go to a therapist, dumbass frog poster.
>>168557696
>arguement
You seem to have trouble reading the situation friend. Do you have mental impairments?
>>168557729
i get neetbux for my depression
>>168557913
People don't get disability for depression
>>168557598
Sure
Afterwards lets have crazy, sweaty, depraved fag sex
>>168557598
nvm I change my mind I'm not really into ntr
>>168557263
elaborate please
there is nothing wrong with drakn
>>168557959
Sounds like my kind of party
>>168558020
rip
>>168557913
>he unironically believes that
the /r9k/ newfag everyone
>>168557946
yeah they do
>>168557595
Shave my face off.
>>168557643
WRONG HEAD.
>>168555506
>>168557672
>HEY KISS GIVES GREAT INFORMATIVE POSTS THAT DISCUSS THE GAME
>>168558147
Not anywhere that matters.
>>168557892
>doesn't understand depression
>or the meaning of the word 'argument'
Holy shit I didn't think anyone could be this stupid.
>>168557672
/pet the sleeping Kiss
I guess I'll never have a lala wife...
>>168558232
Am I being trolled or are you actually this thick.
>>168558287
Anon, if you wait until June and are on the Cactuar server I will be your lala wife (male)
Do we have a discord server?
>>168558184
america is one of the most important countries on
earth
>>168558154
The price of being Elliot...
>>168558260
Probably former catplayers
168558352
Here's your fake (You)
>>168558340
We have two. One is normal meme discord, and the other is an ERP discord with mostly unstable people who will shit talk you.
i wish seto was my bf
>>168558505
Links, please? I like posting memes and ERPing with unstable people.
>>168558287
Hope ya find one soon man.
I just wantto take cute screenshots and have a friend to tutor with either gathering or crafting
>>168558154
Stay the way you are sir:Awesome.
>>168558119
post butt
>>168558462
your concession is appreciated
>>168557729
Tfw diagnosed by my doctor years ago
Came through it recently and feel great
>tfw the only people that call your character cute are the ugliest, shittiest characters
being hit on by desperate people is worse than being ignored
>>168558547
i wish seto would stop being a friccin idiot!!!
>watching a friend and his static run A11S on twitch
>they manmode GA-100 with the OT at max melee range and everyone else stacked on the MT
>>168558584
MEME -> https://discord.gg/0gZmJPQElZ22e0py
ERP -> https://discord.gg/6HqW4CY
Can a "grown man" relationship actually work?
>>168558547
Seto's an insufferable and annoying faggot. Why would you want that?
>>168558650
Wow. That face is horrid here. She looks the opposite of cross-eyed.
>>168558793
you're replying to seto
Thighlanders.
>>168558686
Hi.
>>168558765
Depends on what a "grown man" relationship is to you.
If it's a relationship that starts from ERP and attraction to one's character, no.
If a "grown man" relationship is just a long distance relationship started over the internet, it can work.
>>168558260
I realized yesterday midlanders can be pretty great
>>168558276You should come /pet me in-game some time soon..!I kind of want to have the chance to speak to you again, since the first time we spoke I was either high out of my mind or coming down from it... I feel like I left a poor first impression. ;_;
>>168558854
Is it common for people to samefag this hard? Is that how ebins become popular? They just sit in the thread all day and try to make themselves relevant?
>>168558287
How about a lalaboi wife???
>>168558339
Why June and no I'm not on cactuar
>>168559030
>Is it common for people to samefag this hard?
how new are you
>>168558765
Yes, you just need good people to make it work like Seihai/Rune, Ippaki/Selkie, Proci/F'telor
>>168559087
June is when Stormblood comes out, silly
>no I'm not on cactuar
Oh well
>>168558650
everyone does it because there is no reason to disengage when you can just mitigate it
When a tank is pulling mobs for AoE should a bard be applying DoTs without minuet during it to start their procs?
>>168558765
Yeah as long as both of you understand that it's a guy on the other side and if you do understand it, you can meet up irl and have dick-rubbing, cum-dripping, butt-ravaging homo sex
>>168558650
It's to build LB for speedkills
>>168559219
No. You should never attack mobs until the tank is positioned.
>>168559203
Yeah, I just wasn't aware. I've only cleared twice now, so my group hasn't tried anything out of the ordinary.
>>168559098
I'm an ebin but never did anything like this. I think it's pathetic, same goes for the coordinated memeing bullshit.
>>168559196
Do you not play right now?
love u guys
thingken of u always
>>168559220
great butt!if we compare that butt to your irl butt which one would be bigger
>>168559476
No.
Why would I play during the 6 month content drought before an expansion? Do you think I'm dumb?
>>168559361
If you're an ebin then people probably have accused you of it. All ebins do it, even if you don't.
>>168558998
Which midlander fucked your throat last night?
>>168559605
I'm playing though so I guess I'm dumb...
>>168558610
>>168559125
>seihai/rune
kek, even amber/kiss has better chances to last
>mfw play on balmung for 3 years
>browse thread for 3 years
>think that everyone who is in a 'relationship' in xiv are just really good friends and that the drama is just one big meme
>mfw today realize these people are dead fucking serious when it comes to liking and 'dating' another man over the internet
>Spider-Man
>Spider sense is able to read attacks before they happen
>Samurai
>Able to dodge attacks using senses much like spider sense
>In FFXI this was Seigan and Third Eye
>Third Eye being the ability to see from outside the body and avoid attacks
>Spider sense and Third Eye are defensive abilities
>Samurai has heavy tank armor in Final Fantasy: Explorers
>>168559693
If you were smart you'd have a lala wife already
>>168559738
but amber and kiss broke up and seihai and rune are doing fine
>>168559625
People are so pathetic.
>>168559598
probably the midlanderyou'll still need both hands though winky face
>>168559767
>trying to connect spidermeme to samurai because samurai is all but confirmed
>>168559325
Do you use Foes on trash pulls or keep it full for bosses?
>>168559045
>>168558287
pls respond ; ;
>>168558998What was the race of the person who hugged you in the morning??
>>168559767
Samurai isn't a tank.
>>168559667
none, I just talked to someone who made me realize midlanders are pretty good,
>jobSAMple
>>168559843
You should almost always use Foe's on trash since trash pulls are the meat of a dungeon.
You don't have to drain your whole MP bar if you don't want to.
>>168559767
See is SAMfags had made this connection, then they wouldn't sound so fucking crazy. This is a way better connection than "Sam Raimi".
>>168559219
Yeah. You're not going to yank threat before the pull ends unless your tank is a mongoloid that did no flash/op/unlease/ad whatever. Dot em up
>>168559843
I use it on trash. It helps out casters, healers that dps, and the DRK tank if you have one.
>>168559792
Yeah so I'll probably never have one
how do i get a cute australian bf
I can't wait for this stupid copy and paste blue mage and samurai shitposting to die in a number of hours.
You guys get really stale, you know that?
>>168559843
Use it on trash, sure. Use it until you bottom out and blow BV if it's a summoner you're with too, it'll get a shitload more damage out and save more time than holding it for a boss.
>>168559904
SAM = Salt Mage
you heard it hear first
>>168560038
pst sushi jumpman
>>168559753
>mfw they claim it doesn't make them faggots
>mfw they claim its not prison gay
>mfw they realize it actually is a month or so down the line, cannot cope with this and get into a fight with their EB, blow the dramabomb they've been building sky high, and go and do it all over again
thx 4 the laffs
>>168559865
No I don't like lalabois
>>168559819
oh gollybut everything can always be improved so i recommend you a daily regiment of squatson my dickto help really bring the form and firmness out
>>168559019
That'd be nice! And you didn't leave a bad impression at all.
>He's been on /xivg/ for three years.
>he's been reposting the same shit every day for three years.
>He's still doing it.
No matter how bad your life may be you will never be chemo.
>>168560164
>hear
>>168560219
wow that's a cute dipey!!!
>>168560219
I like your pampers
>>168560185
We're probably not on the same server anyways not like I care:(
>>168558358
Someone's gotta do it.
>>168558602
Thanks dood.I'm sure it'll get better eventually.
>>168560305
>>hear
fug
my b
>>168559702
>>168560069
It'll all be over soononce I'm right and it's a DPS SAM that shares Maiming gear with DRG.
lfbf
>>168560219
Nice diaper, nerd
>>168554556
How many different cc abilities can a white mage use, and are they on reasonable cooldowns?
>>168560179
its sushi pumpman
>>168560219
*pumps u*
ahh~
>>168560463
Do you like Elezen?
>>168560463
hi.
>>168560305
>>168560308
Thanks, don't the Cleric's Culottes of Healing look nice? Almost as good as these Bridesmaid's Tights!
>>168560569
Thanks for fixing my bike tire friendo
>>168560201
pst...
A post a day keeps the doctor away
>>168560375
>>168560305
nice one naka!!!!!
>>168560569
Don't use my meme, thanks.
>>168560625
please eat your sandwiches more carefully you got a huge blob of mayo up under your eye
>>168560702
prove youre the pump poster
>>168559898
Yet it has the tankiest heavy armor in Explorers. My Paladin is literally wearing fully upgraded Samurai Kishin Armor because it's the best physical armor i can make at 8 star.
Whats the DPS that feels like you have to watch your bars for the least? Something that isnt about keeping an eye on procs instead of the fight.
>>168560619
Bridesmaid's Tights are 10/10 desu
>>168560763
Don't. Use. My. Meme.
>>168560860
MNK
>>168560860
MNK. It's literally all about keeping up your stacks and buffs/dots with no procs to deal with.
>>168560860
Any melee DPS, you lazy shit
>queue for potd
>see this
what do you do
>>168560860
WAR and SCH
Both Pampers and the Gorilla are back at posting.
Intensive care unit needed now.
Neko Sentai is not welcome here.
>>168560476
holy is a stun, repose is a sleep, fluid aura is a pushback, stone also has heavy, they're just have the most pvp oriented abilities and are the best because of it, and all these abilities have low/no cooldowns, its more about the diminishing return timers
though ast is really handy in frontlines and to a lesser extent you can meme with the card buffs in feast, but it's not nearly reliable and they lack significant cc
sch is by far and far just mediocre and plain lackluster in pvp, you really feel how lacking they are fast
swimsuit picture because I'm idling in my manor in one
>>168560971
Wander off and start pulling stuff.
>>168560601
>>168560610
post characters for bf applications or pst...
>>168561032
Is the leveling process hell, like it usually is for healers?
>>168561137
leveling healers in this game is easy as long as it isn't your first class to 60
>>168561012
Ready to accomplish nothing tonight?
I've got my popcorn and mountain dew right here, gonna be fun watching bounce around in your cage like a pig.
>>168561032
Damn i haven't fapped to this cat in awhile,time to break the streak.
>>168561184
It would be my first class ever.
>>168561032
Can I visit you in that manor with my swimsuit on?
>>168561184
>>168561032
>>168559896
I'm not asking for revealing information here.
>>168561137
You get a stance low level on Conjurer that swaps your healing and damage stat so you can deal damage and solo. It's a breeze.
>>168560926
thats what i thought
sit the fuck down, dog
>>168561273
Go Scholar so you can also play Summoner to level solo outside of queues.
Later on SCH becomes pretty good at solo content too though.
WHM is gonna be a slog until Stone 3.
>>168561317
a lalafell
>>168561273
honestly if it's your first class, just enjoy the game how you want to, yeah it'll be a bit slow to do the quests as a healer, but you'll have faster dungeon queues which will partially make up for it, and like another anon said, once you get cleric it's not that bad and whm does pretty high damage played correctly (while they have mana)
>>168561238
have fun
>>168561275
sure
can somoene psost lalas
>>168561474
>a lalafell
This is disappointing. If you think Lalafell are huggable then there's nothing I can do for you.
Are you sure it was a lalafell? Not something taller?
>>168561273
Don't let anyone scare you away from healer. It's incredibly easy. There's only 3 or 4 fights/dungeons that will likely give you trouble. The rest you'll be so bored waiting on mobs to die that you'll be trying to DPS to speed it up.
>>168561563
>>168561563
>making lalas look less like lalas and more like little boys
and people say lalafags aren't pedos, yeah, OK
>>168561710
thanks
Lalas should not be allowed to be anything but casters, debate me.
>>168561880
They have the best Ninja run.
>>168561698
>>168561474
I loved mystic in tera for being the unkillable dick class (there were tons of ways to annoy other players as mystic). Can I be the unkillable dick as a white mage?
Which healer is the bestest in dungeons? Which do you wanna see? Assume they play well.
>>168561880
Lalafells should be locked out of MRD, DRK, and GLD entirely.
>>168561842
You're welcome
>>168561880
casters and ninja because >>168561950
>>168561127
Post your character first
>>168561441
Yeah, did it before that fag. He's nothing but a fake.
It's an "Yysara gives retarded information on the game while trying to fish for attention and erp" episode
>>168561987
>Its all going to go smoothly though possibly slowly tier:
>WHM
>Its either going to go super quickly or I'm going to be doing single pulls and the run is going to take 45 minutes because the fucker is afk and his fairy is on autopilot tier:
>Just fuck my shit up vote abandon on zone in when yoshi tier:
>AST
>au ra with the sanic heghog hair
is there anything that broadcasts a person being a pleb as much as this?
It's an "Abe is mad that other people are capable of giving information than him" episode.
>>168561441
can you please not post this picture
im sick of this shitty general barking at males for even thinking anything sexual when the prison faggots constantly and blatantly offer to suck each other's dicks and cum in each others nostrils
fuck off already
>>168561275
are you actually coming? I'm gonna do some stuff if not
>>168562243
It's a*
>>168561978
no, people will still kill you if you or your party messes up in pvp
>>168562254
You're cute... wish you were on Balmung...
>>168562070
i did though you replied to me and i have been posting her the last 2 days
>>168562280
AST using cards right at all is going to be contributing far more total damage than the others.
>>168562309
I'm not sure if that's ironic but it's pretty much how I feel about it.
>>168562357
>>168562254
>pale skin
>red eyes
>black hair
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
>>168561317
How do you even know he got hugged
Never noticed how great the skies in this game are.
>>168562528
Not really.
WHM or SCH doing full aoe dps > 0 DPS AST with cards
>>168562581
There was a post about it/
>>168562448
Post her again. I want to know for sure that it's actually your character.
I don't come to these threads often so I'm not going to dig through the archives for posts that I cannot find.
>>168562613
Is that even an argument? Why would you come into this implying that when he said they were playing right.
>>168562570
pale and black hair is the best though!searoes have no other normal skin colors
>>168562690
What do you come for then
>>168562336
I really want to but I can't anymore. I got tied up with some issues onlevi
>>168562613
>WHM and SCH are allowed to DPS in this argument
>AST somehow isnt
are you retarded
>>168562570
.t ugly special snowflake
*yaaaaaawn*
Post your character then.
>>168562852
>>168562704
AST players dont DPS. They spend all their time playing with their cards pretending to be useful.
>>168562728
>What do you come for then
Cute femroes.
>>168562926
Damn that was a good bait until this post
>>168562309
this has nothing to do with male posters, are you just retarded?
>>168561978
As a healer you have access to a PVP only skill that makes you basically immortal for a small amount of time but aside from that you are the target, People will focus you and try to protect you and everything revolves around you in a fight. You'll die a lot but it's really fun.
>>168561987
So which is it?
>>168562948
What race are you?
>>168563010
it enforces the stereotype that male characters are thirsty and facilitates that it's okay to make fun of male characters
>>168562280
AST>WHM>SCH
>>168562912
>implying le naruto edgy girl isn't snowflake
post your character then balmungoloid
>>168563081
white mage is the highest personal DPS, I also think it's the most most. AST is probably the highest party dps overall because of balance. SCH is fine too, but probably a little less damage than the others. HOnestly all healers are good for dungeons
>>168563085
Elezen.
>>168562779
;_;
>>168562926
wat
>>168563232
Male or female?
>>168563124
Only retards or grown men playing futa catgirls believe this.
>>168562948
pst...............
>>168563205
most fun, I meant to say.
>>168563260
Male
>>168563323
Should I?
>tfw nobody ever approaches you to chat
It's because I'm a c@, isn't it.
>Try out WHM
>Run out of MP aster using 4-5 Holy
>MP skill barely regens half of my MP out of combat
>Get on AST
>Cant use Gravity 10+ times same potency then their MP skill tops you off completely each pull
What if they just gave Balance to Paladin?
>>168563417
>Male
Let's see him already! I'm goin to steal you away from that pasty little thing and show you a true fem roe goddess.
>>168563474
>Make traited Flash give vuln to enemies
>???
>>168563450
I can cast 8 holies before running out of MP
>>168563417
i'm just idling in uldah
>>168563264
which is 90% of the thread and /vg/ ingame community
sick of the anti-male attitude here
go make memes out of akiva and other futatards
>>168563450
>spamming holy like a retard when aero 3 should be doing half the work
What do you dudes think of my character, looking for suggestions genuinely not looking to stroke my e penis. I gave his blonde hair a vague ashy look to it along with some black/brown face paint to look like he's been adventuring. He's a level 35 dragoon.
>>168563801
looks like a LARPer
>>168563801
male midlanders are boring
>>168563726
Isnt a trash pack gonna be dead before half of Aero III runs its course?
>>168563630
kek calm down man, why do you care what 90% of the thread and /vg/ ingame community thinks?
>>168563502
>>168563616
I cannot pick between 2 beauties so I must pick neither.
Sorry. Good luck kidnapping an elf husband with cute ears to play with.
>>168563142
>avoiding posting your character because you know it's garbage
nice
>>168563801
Would go on adventures with/10
>>168563913
Im glad to know /xivg/ always argues based on a perfect world where their roulette runs are with 270 geared dual SMN and a DRK.
>>168563913
Even if you only get one tick, having it on just 3 mobs is still 270 total potency which is more than one holy
>>168563917
>haha males are so creepy lmao
>hey can you stop that
>LOL CALM DOWN LMAO Y U MED U LOSER
fuck off futatard
go pretend to be a girl on internet you fucking retard
>>168563950
Nah its a problem with the argument itself. I know theres a word for it, but it goes like this
>Guy A says "I dont like how your X looks!"
>Guy B replies "Oh yeah? Well show me yours!"
>Guy B at this point in the argument has a 99.9% chance of saying something negative about Guy A regardless of how he actually feels about the thing because he has to save face for the sake or argument
>battle between straight male playing Grown Ass Men and lesbian girl playing Grown Ass Men
holy shit fuck off nobody wants to see this
play what you want
>>168564024
>270 potency for a tick of aero 3 on three mobs
>holy on three mobs is 540 potency
dude, math, lmaothat said aero 3 will generally get 3-4 ticks minimum before things start dying
>>168564024
You're right, I see it now. So for WHM on trash you open with Divine Seal Regen->Aero III->Assize->Holy+
Do you apply Asylum for single target?
wtb ef (euthanizer friend)
>>168564126
>implying this thread doesn't go mad every time a character is posted that doesn't give them a boner
fucking grown man losers kill yourselves
>>168563893
I enjoy some self insert, I'm not really original.
>>168563962
Thanks anime woman
>>168564250
it's almost like you should ignore them or post the character even more
free (you) desu
if you let yourself get cyberbullied that's on you
>>168564250
Its not about sexualizing characters. Historically society has created some standards and basically concluded that beauty isn't actually subjective, at least many features aren't. Some people are just objectively ugly, and its strange to go into a world where you could be anything and choose to be ugly for the sake of difference.
>>168564058
>getting this buttblasted at someone who shares your viewpoint but doesnt give a shit
ok nerd, no wonder people "make fun of males"
>>168564314
>>168564346
>>168564350
>only 3 (You)s
Bad investment. Flirtposting gets me a better return than this.
>>168564215
usually you can use regen + asylum or regen + e4e and the tank will stay alive, you can tetra them if you need to. that's a fine cast order, it's not a big deal
Anyone on Balmung wanna eliminate ebins and make cash doing it?
I want to start hosting 4v4 feast matches (teams randomized from all the people that joined) with money on the line. Would that be something you guys are interested in ?
prepare for tank tears when samurai is a dps in ~36 hours
>>168564627
I unironically want to eliminate male characters cause of people like Ippiki who sexually harasses women that just want to play a video game in peace.
>>168564518
>It was merely an act
"No."
Glasses or mask?
>>168564813
Glasses. Mask covers freckles!
>>168564769
>~36 hours
>unironically thinks the Germans will attend a convention at three in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm the only person that knows what timezones are.
In my experience, no one really "makes fun of males" or whatever, but people who are overly, outwardly thirsty get the piss taken out of them because they come off as desperate.
Anyway, what's your favorite animation? for DRK mine is probably Unleash or Sole Survivor. The frontspin palm thrust on Unleash is so anime it hurts
>>168564785
erp with me then
>>168564813
Glasses
>>168564912
>frontspin palm thrust on unleash
did you mean power slash?
>>168564627
That sounds fun, actually and I'm sure people would wanna beat the crap out of my catboi, so it's a win win
>>168564772
Ippiki is harmless lmao
>>168564982
Nah, your character kinda does a front twist half spin thing when they shoot Unmend. I did mean unmend though.
>>168564912
so you're saying that ippiki doesn't get laughed at in these threads for being a straight, confident male playing a male character while liking only women instead of stopping to the prison gay level that 99% of the people that make fun of him have?
>>168564898
buddy i literally only counted shit in increments of 12 hours otherwise i would have given a real countdown down to the minute
alternate rebuttal:as if the tears won't be flowing for weeks, or months
>>168564912
Shut up nerd.
Sole Survivor has the best animation, anyways, maximum edge.
Out of all classes though I think Goring Blade or Divine Veil into Cure are my favorites.
>>168565080
Ippiki is laughed at for completely different reasons.
>>168564991
>>168564813
Get the Gordian hood so it can hide that ugly face lmao
>>168564960
>>168564879
Hmm, yeah. I think so too actually.
>>168564769
I'd be okay with SAM being dps, we already have a tank that uses 2h sword
>>168565129
>divine veil into cure
do you mean clemency you illiterate fuck
>>168565080
Ippiki is mocked because of that actually. People will do anything to drag down successful people. Male character is just ammo used against him because they are angry they cant control anything about him through insults.
>>168565087
>spoiler
On that we agree.Also it's twenty-seven hours.
>>168565080
>>168565163
>>168565173
>>168565298
>>168565290
>Not curing to save MP for later in the fight
>>168565252
We have two tanks that use big 2h weapons. I want to play a dps that uses a giant sword.
Plus i want to avoid the nightmare that was tanking during the first month of HW.
>>168565290
No I meant cure, I like the way you spin the sword about.
Will there ever be an MMO with without namefag discord drama in the general?
be nice to each other please
also buying elf bf pst
>>168565298
>>168565080
Ippiki is a cringelord and deserves it. He says the most creepy shit around women and flames everyone else while trying to take the moral high ground.
fuck him
>>168564991
>>168564772
I kinda wanna try to get this going tonight. I was thinking everyone puts in 100k and everyone on the winning team walks away with 200k. Anyone else interested?
>>168565348
Its gonna be SAM TANK. Get ready for it.
>>168565163
are you seriously trying to imply ippiki couldn't have used the sword much more effectively than that shitty lala tank?
ippiki has more tanking experience than any of the people he has raided with and by far more tanking experience than anyone in /xivg/
seriously, name me a better tank than ippiki. the only problem is that ippiki expects more from his groups, he expects them to stay motivated and journey through to the end with him instead of just giving up and never adapting.
>>168565396
mmos and 4chan are never a good mix and never will be
so no
>helping my FC learn ZurvEX after they have had no experience other than shitty pugs that couldn't handle Soar
>first night, they comment on how it was the first time they'd ever seen the adds phase because their pugs were THAT fucking terrible
>second night, they cleared, we got to farm and even got a whistle (didn't win it myself, but we'll be back farming it again)
Feels good man.
>>168565336
>>168565080
>>168565163
>>168565173
>>168565298
how do you do if you change your credit card after preordering the expansion and need to move the payment?
>>168565428
Im not gonna be triggered if it is. For one im much more hype for red mage. But id just rather have them as dps.Plus i personally find tanking boring.
>>168565080
I dunno man, I think you've got some bias there, but I think anyone who brings their interpersonal relationships into the thread trying to find QT GIRLS or BOI PUZI gets laughed at, really. I mean, it is 4chan. I don't think the fraulein bit helps him at all.
>>168565129
I really like Empyrean, nerd. It's such a good thing. I guess I just like twists. What a twist.
>>168565252
Finally, someone who agrees with my completely subjective viewpoint.
>>168565396
It will be the most boring, uninteresting mmo on the market. What's the point in playing mmo games if not for pointless namefag drama?
guess what came in the mail today
look at you losers spamming pictures of ippiki who looks 10 times better than any of you pathetic rat faced colin, pig fucker putt or whatever the fuck grown man homos you are. daily reminder that ippiki can at least get a girl while you losers have to pretend to be homo girls on the internet to ever find someone that could tolerate you
you people are pathetic
>>168565623
playing the game is the point?
>>168565659
cats cant read get off that table
>ultrash and gilga LS spend their lives in this thread and in the discord spamming the same pictures over and over daily
>all the people they try to shitpost about have either moved on or stopped caring
You people have been doing this for so long, you've become a sick parody of yourselves.
>>168565252
Twin Axe Beastmaster tank when?
>>168565663
Now that's just silly. Why would anyone do that? There are hundreds of actually good games to play.
>>168565661
settle down, autistic screeching accelerates hair loss.
>>168565824
post your picture
oh wait you won't cause you're an ugly loser while ippiki is a handsome guy who is confident in himself.
I've never drank alcohol before what do I buy if I'm miserable and want to die
>>168565735
fat cat is holding the pages for me while I eat chicken tendies
>>168565917
vodka
>>168565789
1. why the fuck would they need to dual wield
2. why does beastmaster need to be a tank?
>>168565886
nah i won't because i don't force my persona on a canadian hair plug message board
>>168565917
Smoke some weedalso chat with people about it
>>168565917
rum
>was thinking about asking renko if they wanted to erp
>they're now a corpselizard
Oh well, I'll get you if you go back. No rush.
>>168565661
No one is dumb enough to post their picture here because this is the shit that happens.
Ippiki not attractive at all. Most people on this board aren't. Saying he's "10x better looking" than the people here isn't really much to go off of when the people that frequent this board aren't lookers to begin with. Look at Kiss, look at Poopbox, look at Putt and Colin. Being 10x just makes you bottom of the barrel instead of the yeast scrapings removed after.
>>168565917
buy some marijuana, put on some music/anime/novela/white people show you enjoy, turn on your ceiling fan/whatever, break up the nug into little pieces, pack it into a pipe, or roll it into a cigar, light it, take a small puff, sit back and let the depression wash off your mind like a bar of soap when it slips out of your hands and onto the shower floor without the prison sex
if you drink you can get a nasty hangover and feel like death incarnate for half a day trying to vomit the nothing that is left inside you
>>168565917
shity vodka its cheap and tastes like isoprobyl alcohol but it gets the job d o n e
>>168566072
>not wanting to be a corpselizard
>>168565979
>>168566042
OK ty
>>168566018
No I want to die not feel like a 14 year old
>>168566205
Read above
>>168566205
>>168566018
weed isn't worth it desu
i did it for a while, and while it will help sometimes, the depression will be even worse when you don't have it and can't get it
you'll start wanting to do more and more just to get a better high and it's a huge money sink
>>168566195
>tfw know some legit attractive posters that aren't known by name or their characters that post ITT sometimes
>thread will never know
>I'm a treasure hoarding goblin collecting attractive people
heheHEHEHehehe
>>168566375
wow that's nice, artist?
>>168566403
shut the fuck up fwha
Does anyone else just play the game alone?
>>168565917
19 shots of this you'll be fucking toast.
>>168566440
oh okay, I recommend vodka then, you can get some for around 10 dollars depending on where you live, Popov comes in huge plastic jugs
>>168566489
Same. Some are even in my own FC
>>168566550
don't tell me how to live my life!!!!
>>168566072
I like it. It's more blueberry than corpse though i think
>>168566489
>tfw not attractive and everyone knows it
>>168566403
give char info
>>168566687
I spasmed reflexively upon seeing that
>>168566809
its ok meria
>>168566847
ice cold
Why do people hate lala so much?
>>168566403
I feel as if Raen is even corpseier
>>168566779
I want your pale cold body pressed against mine, cute lizard.
>>168565995
Because there's no other jobs that can be tank in the Square Enix lineup. If Samurai is DPS that's it. Samurai is the last job that can wear heavy armor they have that hasn't been merged together with something. Beastmaster is the only job outside of heavy armor tanking that can be a tank because of pet tanking. They have 0 plans on releasing puppetmaster.
There's still mage classes available to make healers and you can literally make anything a brainless DPS class so there's no limits but tank isn't an easy role to fill. With how dull tanking is if there's nothing new for tank players it's going to stagnate. Enjoy a game where every future dungeon is like Palace of the dead so you don't need a specific job and everyone can play DPS.
>iconic picture recreated exactly one year and one day later
>tfw still no friends
Post ugly fuggos
anyone know what time fanfest stuff starts tomorrow ? i'll probably be at work b/c im now a disgusting wageslave but maybe ill luck out.
>>168566809
it's ok [EBINNAMEHERE]
>>168566779
soon, does anyone want to do weepings or void arks
>>168566880
much like merias body temperature
>>168566971
fuck off, male
only females and futas are allowed to post in this thread
>>168566847
meria is a lot better looking than meand doesn't have to try to look like a girl
>>168566971
8 GMT
>>168566956Look one post up
>>168567026
I want to fill your void arks while weeping up your milk.
>>168567140
i know what you're going for, but it doesn't work friend, too forced
>afraid everyone will be Samurai
>remember there's hundreds of roleplayers that will be Red Mage
>>168567050
nah you're better looking than her by default everyone in this thread is
you look more like a girl than her if youre a tranny I guarantee it, girls ugly as sin and her being biologically female makes it sadder
>>168566809
If you ever want a bf that will love you, just ask.
>>168566403
eh, I'm not a fan of super pale, or overly blue, or white hair for that matter
maybe I'm just not a huge fan of how blue skin looks in this game
>>168566798
fair enough, if you like it that's all that matters and tell everyone to blow themselves if they don't
>>168567195
it's ok selkie, ippiki will apparently have enough looks for the both of you
>>168567195
i definitely do not look more like a girl than her
>>168567082
Oh well hopefully it'll all be done in the first 40ish minutes.
Maybe I'll just be late to work. Thanks for the answer.
>>168567047
I've been here longer than you and I'll be here after you're gone.
>>168565917
Anything but vodka. It's the shittiest drink to start with. Wine is much better choice, it tastes nice, it works like magic, and you wont feel like shit next morning even if you drink the whole bottle. Just remember to drink water before going to bed.
Martini is a nice choice too, but you'll have to mix it with something.
Beer can work too, if you buy the cheapest kind you'll feel like shit while drinking it, continue feeling like shit while drunk, and even worse next morning!
>>168566619
Yeah
>>168566710
Why is it so cheap, is it worth getting more expensive stuff or is it all the same in the end. I don't really care about money
>>168566903
Depends on the skin tone you use. I think the contrast between the dark scales and pale corpse skin tone is nice. Kinda inhuman or something like that
>>168566910
no THX
>>168566825__no
>>168567026
:thonking:
>>168567213
different strokes for different folks
>>168567301
i've been here since late beta right about when neph started posting
hbu, dirty male
>>168567168
I just wanted play with you and be that healer that protects you.
>>168567362
Popov is the way to go my man, get some coke zero and chug that shit.
>>168567312
>and you wont feel like shit next morning
>tfw allergic to the tannins in wine
>>168566941
>pet tanking
you should know better than to think that will ever happen, given how hilariously easy it would be to cheese mechanics with a pet tank. as a beastmaster tank, i can tell you with absolute certainty the human would be the one doing the tanking.
i'd not be totally against such a thing (in fact it wouldn't be the end of the world if they wore plate and just had their traditional AF), but it's definitely a stretch to say Samurai and Beastmaster are the ONLY things left that can ever tank. Viking could just as easily be a 1H Hammer+Shield thunder tank. I've heard convincing arguments for Blue Mage in the form of a Tank, and while they're not my favorite they're not too outlandish. Same goes for some manner of Spear+Shield holy Templar.
>>168567204I wish I was attracted to guys like I am to girls. My life would probably be better by now. I'd be able to find love. I'm doomed to suffer instead. Your offer is a kind one though and I appreciate it.
>>168566550
Shirou Vjera.
>>168567362
expensive stuff generally tastes better, it's all the same in the end though, the room will be spinning, you'll be blowing chunks and crying like a baby, stumble around your house and knock shit over, pass out and have to clean up all the vomit and shit you knocked over while your brain feels like it was used like a punching bag for half a day, drunk masturbation is fun at least
>>168567482
I mean yeah let's go, I just meant in regards to the innuendo
>>168567391
shh... no thinking has to be done..
>>168566956
look at any post by epperson
>>168567594
I mean I'm not into that stuff sod on't get any ideas
>>168567516
That's disappointing to hear since I've had a crush on you for quite a long time and every time I hear it it's just as saddeningV.. I hope you find your happiness someday, and I hope that day is soon.
>>168567362
expensive stuff often tastes better and goes down easier
cheap alcohol is harsh and tastes awful, but if you're just trying to get drunk then it works
>>168567673
But I'm cute as heck.
>>168567502
Don't buy red wine then. There are a lot of sweet wines that are basically juice with alcohol plum and berry wines are good examples.
>>168551235
You could fuck Anzu since he has no one
>>168567689
ill put a pf up for weeping, N.L. initials, 322 pass in pf, anyone who wantstfeel free to join
>no more smug meower
>>168567592
I feel like that anyways so idk
>>168567729
ok
>>168567735
No you're really ugly
How do I unlock Heavensward for my account?
>>168567735
>being this delusional
>>168566946
pls browncati even still have the lewd version
>>168567735
How come people in this game seem to be scared to swear?
>fug
>heck
>frick
>frug
Like I get that the game is for T (Teens) but we're all adults here.
>>168567690
>That's disappointing to hear since I've had a crush on you for quite a long time
Nooooo ; ~ ; I hate myself so much for things like this...
Who is this? Would you want to talk at all? I understand if you don't.
>I hope you find your happiness someday, and I hope that day is soon.
Thanks, I hope so for you too. I just wish I wasn't me so I could give you the love you deserve to have.
>>168567735
your hair dyes are literally the only thing bad about you but somehow i feel as if you removed it you would not be the same...
>>168568129
>>168568071
>someone needs to explain this meme to you
It's a shitty meme but come on, dude, live a little
>>168567512
When i think pet tanking i think
>Pet stands near master
>Master innately generates much less hate
>While Pet is out the master takes 90% less damage from all sources and the pet moves seamlessly with the master for positioning and the master can't be a stack partner for stack mechanics without the pet
>The pet will copy everything the master does so 1, 2, 3 hate generation mechanics will be triggered just like the other tanks
It might be kind of boring though, Master tank with a pet partner would likely work better.
>>168567891
watch out or I'll make you into a fugged meower
>>168567594
I wish you lewdposted more, my fap folder for your lizard isn't nearly as big as the one for your cat.
Anyone on Excal/Primal want to run Sohm Al, Aery and The Vault in that order? Or just any of the three?I don't want to go alone...
>>168568189
Yeah I guess I deserve that.
>>168567939
You buy it, and then enter serial number in the mog station.
>>168568367
Off yourself
>>168568007
>pls browncat
W-what? What does that mean?That was a mistake
>>168567735
should have stayed off balmung
>>168568275
idk, I just take pictures in whatever I'm in at the moment really, also leaving pf up for like 3 more minutes if anyone wants weeping
>>168568129
It's okay, you can't force yourself to like someone you simply are not attracted to and I don't hold it against you at all.
I will have to decline because it's best for you and myself to simply not have any closer contact than this.
>Thanks, I hope so for you too. I just wish I wasn't me so I could give you the love you deserve to have.
As much as I would love to have you in my life as someone I would spend the rest of my life with, I would much rather have you find your happiness with someone you can truly love.
Maybe one day I will find my own, maybe not but do not let that ever be a weight on your heart. What matters is for you to finally be happy and love yourself because you are a much more worthwhile person than you think of yourself.
>>168568453
I was thinking about it real hard tonight to be honest with you. Too bad my parents took away the rope I had to do it with.
>>168568654
how about we talk about it Anon
>>168568557
yysara gc
Nah theres some bullshit going on here. Im actively trying out WHM and find myself MP starved each pull if I do any significant AoE at all and the MP regen just feels worse in every way. Plus is it me or are DPS not doing any damage in roulettes even compared to healers?
do i get to fug this crystal
Oh boy, the hate train has arrived.
>>168568831
mumu calm down
>tfw you and your eb do the all dogs go to heaven spaghetti scene with a double ended dildo
>>168568843
If you use more than 4 Holy and things are dead the DPS arent trying hard enough.
>>168568868
not themi also want mumu gc...
>>168565080
Please stop trying to defend me in this general, the salt leaked into /fhg/, which is pretty sad, but also pathetic.
Just let it go, I don't need the help, and you don't need the attentionright?
>>168568649
Jeez... You are so sweet it's hard not to hurt from not being able to give you the love that you deserve to have.
I respect your wishes though, and honestly I'd rather have you find that even if I never find it for however long I happen to live for.>tfw am the sole cause of nearly all of my own suffering
>tfw literally do it to myself
I need a lobotomy or something to fix my broken brain...
>>168568909
>>168568983
arent* dead
>>168569021
why do you even namefag as berke in fhg you are dreadful at that game
>>168568909
>all dogs go to heaven spaghetti scene
that's lady and the tramp dumbass
>>168568843
what gear do you have
>>168569138
same thing. don't tell me how to remember my childhood.
>>168568684
What's there to talk about regarding that? : /
I appreciate the offer though.
>>168569021
Maybe if you weren't such a shitty person you wouldn't be renowned for being a shitty person in all generals.
:thinken:
>>168568493
im glad ur still a browncat and didnt go through with the change xoxo
>>168568493
pls as in pls don't be sadno it wasn't your cat is hella cute
>>168569184
All HQ crafted and dungeon weapon of my level. Im still leveling in Heavensward content.
>>168569230
I'm still kind of tempted to make some sort of change. I dunno...
tfw waiting to be dommed
>>168569216
>get upset at someone
>make donzes of image macros, follow them to other threads, and generally be a nuisance
>"NO THEY'RE THE PROBLEM"
lol
there's a reason why everyone calls this thread "highschool general"
>>168569192
so i can get ur paypal and give u money to get a bottle of bleach to kill urself.
>>168569326
Can it be a new rope instead or a helium tank that doesn't have oxygen in it?
I'm pretty dying by ingesting toxic chemicals like that leads to prolonged suffering that feels like forever. I already suffered long enough so I'd like to go as peacefully as possible.
>>168569307
get longer hair then
>>168569248
you won't run out as fast when you're geared (properly) at max level, but if you're paired with bad DPS then there's a decent chance you'll run dry regardless
>>168569031
The most I could ever expect from you is for you to promise that you will keep keeping your chin up and will work to be as happy as you can.Aren't we all broken in a way? The trick is to try and find your happiness and place in life until you finally achieve that goal. There is nothing wrong with you so please don't think badly of yourself, okay? Keep smiling and enjoy every sunrise that graces your face, cutiepie.
>>168569325
I'm not upset I just love shitposting. I got shit on everyone that posts here.
>>168568848
Yes, in a cutscene you 100% seduce and fug this crystal.
>>168569448
I just did two dungeons and although I dont parse I feel like I was doing more than the DPS. Is that normal for WHM?
>>168569481
>I got shit on everyone that posts here.
Wrong.
>>168569419
Alright sure, how do I contact u then
>>168569325
BM follows ippiki to other discords and posts this shit too. Like how pathetic can you be?
>>168569318
pst...
>>168569318
futa?
>>168569615
by my bf
>finally get some walk-up RP
>connection immediately poops itself
>can't get back on
Just fuck my shit up.
>>168569513
Competent players should put you to shame in terms of DPS. However, it is depressingly common to do about the same or outdps many rando DPS players in DF, both AOE and single target
Is anyone into femdom by min height cat
>>168569770
yeah
>>168569673
It's cool dude, Yoshi took over your character and is gettin' some RP action riiiiiiiight now.
Anyone want to share some music while I fish for poetics bonuses in trials?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9A1UoenXlk :3
>>168569770
Yeah hit me up
>>168569831
>>168569898
names?
>>168569545
>bm
Let's just randomly name other people now.
>>168569770
Ya pst Red Rivers
looking for chocolate
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Chus0kOpHI
>>168569770
post cat
>>168569962
pst
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEj7xYyj9n4
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
is there anyway to still get ilvl 210?
>>168569847
https://youtu.be/6E5m_XtCX3c
OSHUN MANNNnn
>>168569954
I want to laugh but I also want to go "HEY!"
>>168569847
https://youtu.be/cCFkRfvO350
>>168570161
I think Centurio seals
>AST MP regen is way longer
>Spells cost less MP anyway
What did they mean by this?
>>168569429
Okay, so real talk, what hairstyle could look good? I feel like the poofiness of this style draws the attention away from the chubby cheeks a little and so works pretty well.
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo1P_OKRtcQ
>solo healing weeping city
>everyone doesnt die
>at the end they give me complements and comms
>get lil hard
Why is playing healer so gifting
>>168570054
>>168570070
>>168570105
>>168570168
>>168570242
Oh heck, thanks folks. I'll put together a playlist out of these and whatever else gets posted (if anything does get posted.) Hopefully this makes the grind less mind-numbing.
>>168570498
Oh look the unstable shitposting pair is back
>>168570259
oh I heard about those. is there a vendor I can turn them into?
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlUH-ljj01o
Long, mostly ambient, kinda creepy/unsettling, but I like it.
>>168569527
You willing to post yours instead? I don't have any throwaways.
I know it's kinda dumb to not want to share contact info when I want to die but it is what it is.
>>168570365
"Balance" and "Astrologian" are only every used in the same sentence when talking about cards.
>>168569673
Non-ERP right? What kind of RP are you interested in?
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWPYQJ7b4Rs
>>168570574
https://youtu.be/iZHBg6Y3vyc
>>168570593
Hey
>>168569942
don't wanna post it here
>>168570817
Any, really. Slice of life, high adventure, casual social stuff... I ain't picky.
>>168570817
I RP as a hobo traveling the world and sharing my adventures along the way.
>>168570825
>>168571040
I kinda need something if we're gonna do this
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehMPmKHO6Vg
>>168570574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiXKCGPrFts
>>168569847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUPDzniTrWs
>>168571271
>>168571040
Can you both meet on a dead server right now and we can exchange names there?
>>168570460
I'm not sure. I'd have to actually look, regardless. You're cute the way u r c@
>>168570613
I think he's in the forgotten knight in ishgard, they're seals you get from Hunts, so google that
Will they reveal some new skills for existing jobs tomorrow you think?
>>168571271
>>168571426
i'm on balmung
>>168571554
Nah. That's done later on.
>>168571554
Either tomorrow or the live letter I think he might mention some new direction or overhauls for certain jobs, but I dont think they'll tell us specific details on skills.
>>168571271
What server are you on and are you busy now?
>>168571554
They'll probably save it for laterAlso, cute catman
>>168571735
Balmung and Gilgamesh but you took too long and now I'm going to sleep