Dota 2 General - /d2g/

reminder that LoL has champions that haven't been picked since 2015 in a competitive game

2nd for forced 50 is real

Why do you faggots hate EE so much? In the interview he seems like a cool guy (so does Aui, by the way) and even gives a valid argument as to why Taiga is his waifu.

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4th for mommy hero when

is EE thiccc?

nth for haven't won a game in ages

>>168478101
and pro league players are okay with this? why?

>>168478582
Probably a champion that isn't flashy enough for pro play with an overloaded kit. They wanted to liven the game up more with the jungle plants as well.

The pro players don't talk about it. "It's my job to be the best I can with the state of the game" (25 meta picks out of 150)

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what is that absolutely putrid stench

>>168478582
They get fined if they say anything bad about riot

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>>168478582
they literally get fined for not playing optimally

returning player here. how the fuck do you put points into attributes with the new ui? i tried CTRL+U as well i think thats what the hotkey was? its not working though

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>>168479272
shut up kid

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>>168479272
no more stat levels for you boy

>>168479272
There's no more bonus attributes, they've been replaced with talents.

>>168479391
that's a big cat

>>168479432
>There's no more bonus attributes, they've been replaced with talents.
are u fuckin serious? but talents are forced on certain levels. so i cant take stats early anymore? how the fuck am i gonna play stuff like brewmaster now?

what hero is the free mmr hero right now

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>>168479512
>playing brewmaster

>>168479512
git gud. And by that I mean don't play a trash hero.

>>168479512
>stats early on brewmaster

the actual fuck

>>168479207
Has there ever been a fountain-hooks situation in LoL? I would love to know Riot's reaction to such a thing.

>>168479620
this might surprise you but i play videogames for fun. i dont care about "gitting gud"

how the fuck is tb balanced?

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>>168479817
>i play videogames for fun.

>>168479817
Please explain to me how are stats more "fun" than talents.

The matchmaking was completely fucked up.
It got fucking worse than it was before.
we went from :
shit matchmaking>fairly acceptably matchmaking (softregion lock)>Absolute dogshit terrible matchmaking
How the fuck do you defend this.

>>168480074
Matchmaking is fine, your bracket just sucks.

>used to like picking clockwerk
>now can't because not only is timbersaw better in nearly every way, redditsaw also hard counters clock

Clockwerk has to spend gold on items to be either mobile OR do damage OR be tanky. League of Legends Saw builds items that let him be all 3 because he's so fucking cancer. Why hasn't this piece of shit been properly nerfed yet? Why is it acceptable for him to both shit out 1.2k pure damage on 8 (6) second cooldown and have some of the best mobility in the game?

>tfw you lose game because of 1 dagger bash from PA

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>>168479957
thanks for replying without providing any meaningful input while posting an irrelevant image. here, i'll post one too just like you.

>>168480020
because talents you can only take at certain levels. builds with stats actually gave a meaningful decision based on what you were focusing on. now this game is probably just another league clone desu because ppl are probs just "max this skill then this skill then this skill..."

>>168480231
>desu
i remember typing desu there not desu

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WE DID IT LADS

DOTA IS OFFICIALLY A ART

>>168480323
MOOT FUCKING STOP

>>168480231
Go play the game and comeback when you have an argument better than "they changed it now it sucks".

Talents are superior to plain stats, also you are not "forced" to take them at the level they become available anymore than you are forced to take your ultimate.

Also if you wanna shitpost about talents you have to mention HotS, that's where we stole them from, not LoL.

>>168480398

dude

just how long have you been gone from dota 2 / this place?

>>168480074
>2017
>still not playing team ranked exclusively

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I really dont get it. How can a total misogynist like Bulldog get a girl to move half way around the world to move in with him and then somehow continue the relationship while hurling abuse at her?
He literally treats her like shit and calls her "WOMAN" every chance he gets, she deserves better and I hope she realizes that sooner rather than later.

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>>168480398
>he doesn't know

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/d2g/ please help me I need something for muh back

>>168480526
a few years at least

and im being reminded why i should just go again

>>168480581
$$$

>>168480668

moot sold this place to a soulless jap

icefrog no longer develops dota 2, a team of assorted immigrants from seattle do

we love jews in trump's 4chan

there's word filters

there's still no region lock

>>168480623
>having a weak back

dead lifts

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>>168480581
>implying she doesn't enjoy it
m80

>>168480787
>icefrog no longer develops dota 2

is this true?

>>168480581
good satyre of a beta cuck mentality lad

>>168480581
Money.

>>168480581
money and """fame"""

>>168481071
As everything Icefrog-related there is absolutely no information about it, so there is no evidence about it, however if you've followed dota long enough is easy to see that the most recent changes have Icefrog's signature all over them.

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>>168480623
A good game to end the night on anyways, tide nearly stole my rampage, not cool

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>>168478101
League faggots are so mindless, had once ask if I was building carry treant or support treant.

I told him if he thinks anything other than support treant is viable to khs.

>>168481071
probably not

he keeps doing madman stuff

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>>168481304
>the most recent changes have Icefrog's signature
icefrog is dead and valve killed him
these patches are just shit straight from gaben's fucking asshole

>>168481539
*autistic screeching*

>>168481539
Icefrog doesn't give a fuck about your comfort zone or how much do you liked that tree outside the rosh pit. Also if there was one thing Icefrog was open about was how he hated being restricted by WC3 engine so there is no surprise that shit is getting changed in ways you didn't expect them to because muh nostalgia and muh "I'm so used to this why changed it? Now I have to think again instead of mindlessly going the same build every game".

anyone wanna recommend a hero to a newbie?

>>168481859
have you tried anything you like? it's better to just find what you like instead of being 'recommended'

I suggest Earthshaker though.

>>168481859
>anyone wanna recommend a hero to a newbie?

Ogre Magi
Witch Doctor
Lich
Venomancer
Luna
Tidehunter

After a while, spam random button.

>>168481859
ogre magi
faceless void
earthshaker

>>168481983
I've fucked around with Puck and Sniper. I've enjoyed both but wanna try more heros

>>168480581
€€€€ and €€€€€

GoodSniper Lone Druid build might be the most mindlessly broken thing the game has yet seen

>>168481983
Earthshaker is not a newbe-friendly hero, he requires you to understand how and when to rotate, he has a low mana pool with high cost spells and fissure is one of the hardest spells to use because it's hard to land it correctly but very easy to fuck everything up with and that's without mentioning that he has a hard time farming his blink dagger which is a requirement to be more than just a walking fissure.

>>168481983
>>168482087
>earthshaker

I went into demo used fissure a creep and now I'm in love

>>168482363
but I'm in love

>>168482735
Earthshaker is fun and spamming him carried me from 2.5k to 3.3k, if you like it go for it but be ready to fuck everything up and be called for it, I would recommend you to watch Universe's replays in the offlane, he plays a godlike Earthshaker.

>>168482952
Also, forgot to mention that Earthshaker wins tournaments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ElXGllTpp0

>>168482735
learn to dunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuOx0wCnt8

>>168483072
>ITS A DISASTAH
tobi where are you my man

>>168480581
Aussies are not pussies anon
She can take the bantz and the €€€

>>168480519
Also talents can be usedto betetr balance palystels. Since it's pretty early the yaren't that refined.

See WR's talents which really help spellchucking and right click WR cuz both suck balls and are fundamentally flawed, supports having talents that are trash or one is a clear superior, LD's Bear based talents being trumped by long range LD focus talents, filler talents etc

>Monkey King can disguise as courier
>he can pretend to courier items to any lane and bait a kill

how is this balanced

>>168483191
>>168483072
oh fuck

How do you manage Earthshaker's low mana pool? Especially when you are supposed to rush blink first right?

>>168483645
classic prop hunt strat counters him.

>>168481539
When was this Navi vs Alliance game? Match ID?

>>168484760
don't use spells unless you know you're gonna get a kill

>>168482243
release winter wyvern was pretty damn bullshit tho
t: 6.81 babby

>>168484760
Clarities + mango + raindrop + shrines + level 10 talent + learn to manage your mana.

Actually if you're having a hard time it might be better to get arcane boots first or if you're really getting shit on even a soul ring might help, however this will reduce your utility to a walking fissure and you still have to get your blink as soon as possible.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/830891109492498433

>rtz strim
dog bless

>>168484909
lmao pure damage
lmao ranged RP

>>168485215
liar ):

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U-uhm dotards?

PLEASE don't be smelly, go bathe.

smelly dotards :V

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My university Dota group are asking for volunteers to run the stall for a day during Orientation week. Basically just sitting at the stall collecting $10 joining fees which go towards the prize pools for the tournaments they run (1st place =$300, 2nd $200, 3rd $100) and on the door prizes, pizza and drinks for when they hire out the huge lecture theatre to watch the International at 3am (australia)

I commented on the post 'I'll voulenteer to laugh at freshies signing up for the league group' as a joke and now they messaged me asking me to help.

I don't really want to, considering league is still the most popular game in the world and the league stall will be full of fresh highschool graduated fatties asians and weebs signing up. They also get girls and boys to cosplay as heroes and walk around so their turnout and signups are much higher so i'd feel like a cuck in the cool kids dota club.

Also I havn't touched dota since 7.0 because I bought overwatch so they'd probably try and discuss shit with me that i'd have no idea about, however at 4500mmr I'm the highest person in the 300~ member university dota group

>>168485442
>phone poster

EBIN

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>>168481371
>holds the other 2 razes
>phase aquila solar crest

quit during 7.00 never looked back life got better everything changed

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>>168483191
>tryreddit4instance

started playing during 7.00 :3

>still no professor X hero

uhhh GOKARTS?

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since when was EE 8k MMR?

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if you shit red blood its probably fine, if its ever black go to the goddamn hospital

t. draskyl

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kept playing during 7.00, send help

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>>168486534
he's right I was shitting bright red diarrhea last week and now I'm fine

>>168481441
That screenshot of Rgame looks better than Dota.

I got my Immortal Gardens map though so it's not as good as that.

>>168486725
Bright red is fine. If it's darker you need to be worried

>>168484760
Just buy a soul ring or arcane boots

>>168485831
I barely had mana for my ulti, only got the next kill because of arcane boots

What's wrong with my item build? I'd normally get treads, but I wanted the added mobility that game, and needed to shit all over meepo in lane with my high minus armor and phase boots damage

your a bunch of faggots!

just kidding i love you guys your the best :^)

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5 seconds to tell my why moon isn't /yourguy/
https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/832124947443036161

>>168487020
liking traps does not make me a faggot though

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Why did valve plagiarize this?

>>168487173
Because he's super mellowed out since hon.

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>>168487719
comparison:

>>168487173
BASED

>>168487719
>>168487820
DOTARDS DEFEND THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>168487719
>>168487820
literally not the same

>>168487719
Nobody owns the milkybay

>>168485442
Any opinions on this or are you guys just gonna continue shit talking. I'd like to see what a dotard looks like IRL but at the same time O week is the most retarded shit ever

>>168488008

I look like Jake Gyllenhaal from Bubbleboy

>>168488008
go for it but make sure you say you're a techies picker

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how about you guys defend THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfKnr1r2HBI

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>its a "jungle bloodseeker thinks he's hot shit when his team wins the game for him" episode

>>168487942
Does Starcraft's plot happen in the milky way?

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Leaks from a valve brainstorming session -

>how do we fix the toxic community?
>i believe we should implement the worst matchmaking the world has ever seen
>i also believe that making a f2p community (that consist of 80% third world peasants) self-regulate the report/behavior system is a fantastic idea
>additionally, we should strive to become more like our competitors and simplify the gameplay so we can sell more hats
>*munch munch* *buuurp*
>*buuuuuuuuuurp*
>sounds great boys, make it happen

>>168488182
She speaks as if she's slow in the head. Sjokz is superior token esports girl

>>168488287
ESL

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>>168488281
lol can you post a selfie of you or even a short 25 word bio just on your age living conditions occupation or life story? I actually want to find out what the retard behind this story looks like or does for a living, like, you actually typed out burp twice, how fucking autistic are you?

Kissless fapless daily fapping virgin neet weeb retard go BACK to league of losers go BACK to league of losers to BACK to where you came from this is NOT your gen you racist petulant flaming retard. Autism engulfs you, you emit it with your posts.

Stop posting anytime retard, you fucking suck.

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>>168488472
what in the ufck

>>168488234
Every jungle is like that.

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>>168488472
Hi gabeN, your game sucks now

>>168488531
Oh i was joking, it was "blood seeker jungles then blames team when loses"

>>168487000
Lets go through it one by one
You didnt need mobility, you needed survivability that game, what in the fuck would phase active do if you get leashed, impaled, netted, ruptured, or poison touched? Nothing, you just die. Second, you're shadow fiend, 24 damage from phase is nothing, the attack speed of treads is godly with souls early game
Second, aquila. Stop building early game items, you're shadow fiend, you're supposed to snowball, thats a dead end item, you dont need the armor, and the mana regen is better off from a euls
again,
Solar crest is whatever, in fact its better off on the tide building it, you personally would rather have a deso
The enemy seems bumfuck retarded tho, but just by the draft they can burst you down before that morbid mask could give you 20 health in a fight.
Against a nyx, meepo, and slark, you should be rushing hurricane bkb skadi, otherwise when they stop being utterly retarded they will just chain stun and silence you since you only have 1200 health at 20 minutes

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>>168488472
>third world frogposters

Not that anyone ever believed /d2g/ would die with honor

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>>168488472
here you have it, whats up
its your turn now

Teach me OD

>>168488702
Not the guy you are talking to but what's your advice for: Night Stalker and Spectre.

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>>168488182
>no dont ban him cuz pigtails are indeed kind of
Ok, skeever gets 2 points in my book for that
>that cuck defending her

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>first game in a while
>jungler
>win the laning phase, can't get team to actually push
>we get out farmed
>jungler did next to nothing all game
>its a fucking blame game of who's fault it is
>no one realizes it's just because we DIDNT FGUCKING PUSH WHEN WE WERE WINNING

yeah there is a reason this shit game is unplayable. Fuck 4k

>>168488854
>be fear
>older brother looks like this

no wonder he played dota all the time

>>168488943
Don't pick them, they're shit.

>>168488943
Very very situational, his talents are very meh, but the crippling fear cd is almost broken at 25
Aghs is core now with the new map change, especially due to the annoying high ground push meta
Very fun to play still if you're into him
Spectre is trash, gets outcarried by a medusa, gets buttfucked by silver edge, illusions nerfed with diffusal change, meta says you're basically some kind of retarded tank damage dealer with vanguard radiance blademail now, but hailrake wraith king does it better anyway because stun lifesteal and revive slow
Basically indirectly nerfed over 5 patches, not a very good pick nowadays

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8k hype

>>168488969
>Play a game
>we are massively behind with just one pair of baracks left and last towers at he base
>we wipe the enemy team
>look at the situation and think, okay, we wont get luckly like this again, the enemy team is so far ahead it was rather lucky for us to get this wipe
>OKAY TEAM ALL MID AND PUSH AS HARD AS YOU CAN, NOW ALL OR NOTHING!
>only 1 guy besides me comes to push mid
>rest of the team stays in base to defend against creeps
>just the two of us take down the mid towers, the mid baracks, and 1 ancient tower
>one of the enemies buy backs and delays us just long enough so we can't quite get the second tower
>enemy team respawns, as we have to retreat
>enemy team just walks over to our base and kills everything the rest of the team was defending in about 30 seconds
>ask my team why they were such fucking KEKS that they didn't decide to take their ONLY chance to win that match
>they had buyback for sure
>For sure
>FUCKING TARD, you can't LITERALLY cuck yourself into your own base because the enemy team might or might not have buyback
>look at replay, nobody had buyback except the one guy who did buyback

This is the worst, just the worst.
When you finally see victory within your grasp but TIMMY MC DEPRESSED FAGGOT believes the enemy team is just superior and he wont even try to win when given the chance.

I mean why leave the base
The enemy team probably has wards and perfect ganks set up for you, WHY even try right?!

>>168489431
>team ooga me booga

what else is new

>>168489520
But he is right, when you go for an all-in push after a wipe the worst than can happen is that you run away as soon as the enemy buybacks, if his story is true then they could've outpushed the creeps, if anything they needed just one support to stay behind to make sure the creeps didn't accidentally win.

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lets post these

>>168489609
>if his story is true

wait you read that? you never take team ooga me booga more than at face value. Its the same old shit every story.

>>168489431
This fucking tilts me to know end

>Wah I can't push because [x carry who split pushes] will rat us!

Because a whole fucking team can't push as fast as one hero

>>168489520
No no, don't mistake me for saying I am perfect and my team is dead weight I am carrying.
I am pretty shit myself, but I have the mental cappacity to see when it's a "All or nothing" situation, where you either DO THIS and possibly win, or don't do it and lose without any hope.

It's just bothers me people who have been shit on the entire game don't take that chance.

>>168489609
>if anything they needed just one support to stay behind to make sure the creeps didn't accidentally win.
Top had barracks and no towers
Mid had no barracks and no towers---But we were pushing that lane so it was fine
Bot had no tower but had 2 barracks left
And the to ancient towers were still at base.
I was fairly confident that that was a all team push mid situation.

>>168489683
Me ooga team Booga is the story of dota 2. Even at 10 billion mmr, the pros complain about it still too.

Know where you are posting.

>>168489683
"team ooga me booga" supossed to be about lack of coordination. It has nothing to do with who is right or wrong or who the better player is, it simply means that people can't fucking work together to save their life.

In >>168489431 case his team quit trying to win the game and was just waiting in their base to lose while minimizing their KDA deficit, that is not "ooga booga", that is giving up on trying to win.

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Circled the words that normal people probably feel no need to say ever in Dota, but are actually my most said words

>slark
Night Vision is now 800 at night

>slardar
Slithereen Crush cooldown from 8 to 14/12/10/8

>lone druid
Rabid duration from 18/22/26/30 to 20

>ember spirit
Level 10 talents changed from +20 Damage/10 +12% Spell Amplification to +20 damage/+5 armor
Level 20 talents changed from +8 Armor/15% Cooldown Reduction to +15% Spell Amplification/15% Cooldown Reduction

That was EASY

>>168490072
Don't ever try to balance again you 2k shit

Me Ooga team booga just means I am great and my team were awful. It could mean you did great in lane but your team were retarded, it could mean you tried to group but your team were throwing and overextending, it's literally just the tl;dr to any blog post where you wanted to do X but your team ended up doing Y and you lost

>>168490112

>t. ember mainer

How is Juggernaut in comp?

>>168490151
Not even, I actually mained ember before the magic build was a thing. I hate the new build.

But your changes force him to be the damage build again, where now he has some degree of versatility.

Also, slark random vision nerf means you're frustrated with a low mmr pub stomp hero.

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>>168480581

you seem like quite the nice guy

>>168489287
Anything else you can give me on Night stalker build wise, what to rush early on and such?

>>168480581
*tips memedora*

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>>168490285
>>>/leagueoflegendssubreddit/

honestly just fuck off, i bet you say 'champ' too instead of hero, honestly just fuck off normie bang bang baNG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

GET THE FUCK OUT LEAGUE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKING COMING I WARNED 'YA. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!1 THIS IS MY GAME, THIS IS MY GEN AND THIS IS MY GAME. FUCK OFF

YOU are probably some piece of shit who doesnt even play ranked, oh and by the way, in MY game (DOTA) we call it RANKED play, not COMPETITIVE, Youf ucking CSGO OVERWATCH PIECE OF SHIT. GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRMIIEEEEEEEEEEEEES


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BANG BANG BANG!!!!*

FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>168490412
>But your changes force him to be the damage build again, where now he has some degree of versatility

Ember right now is literally better than any other possible magic damage mid in the entire game. He wins lane easily and snowballs uncontrollably with veil and then the early access to even more spell amp. His very existence means that there is literally no place in the game for any magic damage mid other than ember. And most of those were balanced on being solo laners, so they are shit everywhere else.

If the goal of the hero is to have physical or magic damage builds be viable then make the talents work like that instead of just being pointless checkboxes for the magic ember build.

>Also, slark random vision nerf means you're frustrated with a low mmr pub stomp hero

No. He's being played as some ubercarry now because he is damn near impossible to gank. Other heroes in the game at least have to spend skillpoints to get that night vision (NS gets shit daylight vision). It is an artifact that has no need to be in the game. BE GONE!

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>>168490580
Jesus

>>168490580
woa this guy knows how to meme lol

>>168490606
>slark
>ubercarry

Bahahahah

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>>168490580
9/10 it was ok

>>168490748
>in nearly every single 6k+ game, safe lane, and in many cases is the ONLY core

Yes, LITERALLY ubercarry right now

>>168490817
In lategame the lone carry is king if every other hero in the game is a support.

>>168489423
EE is the best and cutest player in the world!!

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>>168491020
Yeah...
no

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>>168491020
Mushi so handsome ^-^

>>168491063
that's the hand of a man who's the main character of his anime

>>168490867

>resort to babbling
So....in short....the nonsensical night vision needs to be removed. You can make him get it back when under Shadow Dance

It'd be keeping in line with the removal of literal FREE vision on enchantress, drow ranger, mirana, meepo, AA, and treant. 2 of them even had it for "lore" reasons originally.

MAKE NIGHT TIME GANKS ON UBERCARRIES GREAT AGAIN!

>>168491225
>Nightcrawler.
If you wanted to reduce his vision then reduce daytime vision.

>>168490492
If your team is trying to push early, go urn into aghs
Nonstop Ganking go armlet Echo Basher
If you found that your team has no carry somehow, Silver edge BKB SnY Assault Cuirass Daedalus
Some situationals: Bloodthorne, maelstrom, Dagon

>>168491290
That doesn't work. see Batlyncher

>Bulldog getting into LP with the same OD from the other day

Man this shit is just too good to be real.

>>168490285
Please answer I want to see If I can play him like a safe lane carry

>>168492048
balanced-strong

>>168492048
he is good
t. 3k shitter

havent played in 6 months, should i reinstall ?

did 7.00 fixed the game ?

>>168492260
the game is better than ever
t. someone without nostalgia goggles

but considering you already reinstalled you prolly own like 5 pairs of them and in this case you will just complain about all the stuff you complained in the past but also learn a new buzzword "hero brawler" and spam it here

>168492250
go back and stay there

>>168492250
but league is dead

and esports is dead

>>168492250
haha thats pretty funny, now go back

>>168492310
ill reinstall i guess

I think those new skill talents or whatever teh fuck they added will help me at 4k to carry my retarded teammates, since now everyone can do more

>>168488531
This. Jungling is so ass this patch. Especially when you have solid lanes and some dick decides to jungle at the last second.

>Just solo off!

Did /ourguy/ BannanaSlammaJamma dumpster some shitstains yesterday?

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>player worships pro players
>he's fucking shit at dota

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

>>168489431
Agree with everything you said but somebody does need to stay behind and defend.

reminder that jungling is not only viable but absolutely recommended if you're sub 4k mmr
jungler getting uncontested farm is much more useful than second useless cuckport sapping xp in your safelane

>>168492857
too bad your jungler is an idiot and wants 20 minutes of farm

and if you jungle instead your babyretard teammates can't handle their lanes and lose ridiculously

>>168492250
>adviceanimal
>goes checks it out
Holy shit, its literally a board for dank memes.

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>>168492719
what did dubai have to do with syria

>>168492995
they're both brown people

>>168492854
>somebody needs to stay behind
If you really think so, then just buy a 50 gold tp scroll and push with the team and if it's really needed you can tp back to buy some time.
But again >>168489730
it was pretty safe to push.

>>168479734
lmao their game mechanics are too simple and casualized for something even close to that to happen

>>168480208
Well, how do you think Bristleback feels?

At least Clock still has something different going for him. Everything Bristle does, Timber can do much better

>>168493459
>get medallion on timber
>literally better bristle in every single way

ICEFROOOOOOOOOG

5k players are so fucking braindead on average it's amazing
it's like 6k is the cutoff to see whether you have an IQ greater than 100 or not

>enemy windranger is feeding on my teammates, im PA
>builds like 4-5 items to do the DEEPS
>finally get to duel her
>throw one dagger, crit, she's dead

Windranger is literally BadStiflingDagger

>>168493720
>"w-windranger is good, i swear"
>i have 73% winrate when WR is on enemy team, 48% when WR is on my team
>have overall 55% winrate

really activates my almonds

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>>168492935
>impact font memes
>in 2017

>>168493636
that because you cannot get past 5k just with mechanical skill

it doesnt matter how good you click you will get owned eveyr lane by the other guy that uses knowledge to beat you with agro tricks etc, thats when you have to actually start thinking about the game to move up or be stuck forever

t. was stuck in mid 5k for like 10 months until i got coached and implemented the shit mentioned in it now slowly climbing

>7.03
>Heros now loose XP upon death depending on their net worth.
>0.4 x [Net Worth] = XP lost

dota is finally fixed again

brand new razor rework make hero top 10 right here

>range reduced from 475 to 375
>changed to melee hero

>static link cast range reduced from 600 to 425
>static link break range reduced from 800 to 625
>static link now procs unstable current if you break it

>eye of the storm now strikes the closest target instead of the lowest health one
>eye of the storm now always hits buildings
>aghanim's scepter changed from hitting buildings and hitting faster to bounces once and hitting faster

>level 15 +150 cast range talent changed to +7 armor
>level 25 +175 range talent changed to -1.5 armor on eye of the storm

better than the garbage that he is now

>>168494594
>alchemist has 20% pub winrate

sure
it will break the game as much as memeback did it took couple of patches to SORT OF fix it more or less now lets turn the game to shit again and see random heroes with high 60% winrate like spectre had when memeback was fresh

>>168494172
>>168494172

>current year meme in feb.

mcfucking kill yourself.

test

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the dota 2 gulag
a dead general
for a dead game
full of people who are dead inside

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>>168494723
>its not really "current year" until it's mid-"current year"

how do you play mid when there is a bh or riki or ebola spirit or pudge or mirana constantly harassing you?

>>168494701
a static game is undesirable.

>>168494843
Just feed them, memeback'll help you out later

>>168494843
you scream for help first, be it wards or straight up dual lane, if that fails you just accept you wont get as much as you want to and will play passivly
if you are some hero with nukes you can just nuke the wave and go jungle thats the answer that suits the most heroes

also if you know they will do that shit before oyu picked you can just go puck or qop and they will just waste their time trying to kill you

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>>168494826
>he follows the patriarchal calender

fucking figures

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>>168495030
>he doesnt follow a relative chronology based within the loose bounds of the gregorian calendar

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Go bathe smelly dotards

Any of you fags going to Kiev?

i want to do a bbq with siractionslarks

>>168496217
East europe?
lmao

>>168488269
no

>>168488008
>>168485442
I have plenty opinions on you anon but my mamma always said 'if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all'

>>168485442
don't do anything. You'd be putting life into an otherwise dead game

>>168496217
>going to southwest russia
I'd rather bite my own dick desu

>>168496742
you have no idea how cheap russia is. You can rent a room at a good hotel for like 7 dollars a day

>>168496295
>>168496742
>dirt fucking cheap
>plenty of beautiful women
>said women might even be into Dota
>high quality Dota and plenty of passionate fans
What's not to love?

>>168496973
>>168497062
Wtf i love russia now

>>168497062
okay I love russia now

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>>168497062
Get america laid with russia again

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How do we remove racism from dota 2?

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>>168497323
ethnic cleansing

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Only 9 inches?

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kys urselves

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>tfw Lanaya will never get pregnant like a real woman

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Is this game worth getting back into, or is it even shittier than it was when I dropped it cold turkey 1.5 yrs ago?

>>168498278
it's undead

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>>168485442
dota's fucking dead m8, just go help the league booth it won't really matter that you havent been playing that game for a while its easy to catch up id imagine.

the dota booth will be all autistic shut ins who are lower MMR than you and all males, the league booth will actually have female players some of which can actually be attractive. its a no brainer T.B.H

Could bullcuck have been a good player if he didn't limit his heropool to three heroes?

>>168485442
why would you shill dota/lol when you can have sex all the time?

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>>168498127
that isnt going to stop me from trying

>>168498525
he could have been a good player if he wasn't white

>>168498038
hl2 is probably the worst mainstream shooter that's considered good
most of the problems with current sp fps games stem from

>>168479207
Talking during a pause will net you getting your kneecaps broken by a ref in addition to being banned/losing bans in next game

how do I get better at memefighting

>>168498705

Play only LD, Ember, or Timbersaw

Congrats on 6k

post rare ee webms

>>168488281
no one cares about doturd so no one talked about doturd in that interview

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>>168499078
I'm going to post Rare Flags

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>>168492310
Yeah it's so good now that playdota and /d2g/ are completely dead because all the core players (that actually played the game before valve went full retard) experience a perpetual facepalm just thinking about the state of the game and the developer in general.

>>168499278

>BadReddit poster literally platinum mad he was a BadReddit poster

TOP LEL

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>>168499257

>>168487719
>>168487820
There is a difference between plagiarism and a reference.

>>168497323
Stop forcing white people to play with shitskins.

I was very liberal when i was younger.
Dota turned me into stormfag.

Why do normies play dota when they can be sleeping with different girls?

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>>168499278
>/d2g/ is a cesspool of shit players
>literally confirmed average mmr here is 3k, 1.5k mmr shitters post here constantly, ooga booga posts are all normal skill games
>7.00 comes out
>/d2g/ dies
HMMMMMM
Really...
makes....
...........

>>168499938
Are you really demonizing the playerbase of the game because more than a majority of players aren't above-average skill? Do you realize that increasing the average skill level of the whole playerbase would just create a new average?

What is the point of your post? Do you even know?

>>168500365
Everyone worse than me should be banned from every online game desu senpai

>>168499728
Girls suck dude.

When they stop sucking, I'll exchange my copy of dota for a wifey

>>168499710
Lemme translate your post for you:
>I was optimistic about myself and others when I was growing up
>now I wanna kill myself AND others for m'lord Elliot Rodger

>>168499710
Peruvians are just as skilled as you. Go mid 1v1 and you'll lose 1 and win 1

>>168499938
/d2g/ died somewhere around the time of reborns release though, suffering for quite some time beginning at 6.82 (ironically called rekindling soul) or so. Many came back to try 7.0 but quickly realized that it wasn't even dota anymore, it plays like a shitty easymode maphack.

>>168500613
Lemme translate your post for you:
>im a giga triggered shitskin

>>168500709
>1v1 skill matter in a team game

Theyre are still retarded subhumans who never cooperate or play support. Why do you think their countries are such shitholes?

>>168500317
did someone add an inscription to a kinetic gem?

>>168500905
we put a gem in your gem so you can track progress while you track progress

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>>168500365
Ok class lets deconstruct this post by Anonymous #168500365 shall we?
Firstly, he is respondly seriously and earnestly to a satirical and clearly memetic post as exhibited here >>168499938. This hereby indicates that the poster is likely to be autistic and oblivious to modern internet social cues.
>Are you really demonizing the playerbase
And here we have the first indication that Anon is an avid user of the website Reddit. Note the sincere disbelief that the poster he is responding to might have a negative perception of a gaming community at large, which is classic reddit behavior.
>because more than a majority of players aren't above-average skill?
And here we see anon proceed to spout wild conjecture based off of a subjective measure of an abstract that is subjective in nature: "skill".
>Do you realize that increasing the average skill level of the whole playerbase would just create a new average?
Now anon segues into a condescending stance and states an idea that he implies should be obvious, but which is in fact counter intuitive to his supposed point. If in fact, every player increased in skill, the average would stay the same, because "skill" is a comparative measure. There are Bad players, Decent players, and Good players. If Bad players became Decent, and Decent players became Good, the now Good players would still see the now Good players as still being worse in skill, and so the perception of other players across the board would stay the same.
>What is the point of your post? Do you even know?
And here Anon finishes with a diatribe calling his respondee a person who is unaware of his own ideals, when in fact said subject of the questions was a memester all along, and had no real objective in spouting potentially controversial speculation on the state of the game.

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>>168500709
Peasants/hunter-gatherers can be decent at basic mechanics and laning but as soon as you add all the variables of drafting or a teamfight, their brains simply shut down.

>>168501326

>PPD was literally the next stage in human evolution
We didn't deserve him, bros

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>>168501291

>>168501590
>PPD was literally the next stage in human evolution

He is WHITE

>>168501590
Why does swindle beat him fair and square in every series now that they both have shitty players at their disposal?
Checkmate.
Swindle would have won 2 tis if he had EGs roster at his disposal

>>168478249
broodMOTHER?

>>168501710
That's true. Whites can't evolve because all they have is recessive genes.

>>168501291
why did you write all that shit nobody cares about

>>168501837
t. jamal the hairless chimp

>>168501837
>recessive=bad

shitskin education in all its glory

>>168501291
You wrote a lot of shit for free so I thought I'd give you a (You).

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>>168501710
A white racist Nazi who is misogynist.

>>168501883
Inbreeding is harmful because of the accumulation of recessive genes. How is it not bad?

>>168501872
Did you know that monkeys are white?
It's only their hair that's colored.

>>168501974

DELETE THIS

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PENCE SAVE ME

>>168501974
>inbreeding

nice slippery slope
how will whites ever recover!

>>168502059
chimps are still pretty dark, even without their hair

>>168502059
argentinians are not white even if you shave them

>all this shit biology knowledge

2k even in that I see

>>168502110
Inbreeding is what can happen if you collect too many recessive genes. It's just an example.

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>>168502110
Possibly by more inbreeding
You have to hope it is, because they're gonna do it anyway what with all the non breeding cucks coming out nowadays

>>168502221
>i d-didnt try to prove my point!

lol

>>168502281
just need to make zoophilia illegal

>>168502359
>just ban goodwomen
nothing wrong with fucking goats

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>>168502359
>just make it illegal, that'll stop em
Hows that working out for drugs and sex slavery?

>>168500891
LMAO next Elliot Rodger can't handle the bants.

Yeah bro I'm sure the shitskins are the reason why you're 2k MMR just disregard how majority of the pros in NA aren't even white xd.

'murican logic for you.

Well since women are carrying the recessive genes the way to improve humanity is to give white men all women

Black men and white women need to be purged because they breed genetic trash.

>>168502536
>people that arent even american but play in na arent white
woah, share more shamanistic knowledge with us oh wise petrol sniffer

>>168496973
I call bullshit, maybe in ukraine, but not in russia. The best you get for 7 dolla is bed with akhmet as playmate.

>>168502536
>monkeys with proper upbringing can copy human behavior

makes you think doesn't it.

>I'm sure the shitskins are the reason why you're 2k MMR

I gained 500 mmr during the region lock week (easy to play against retarded shitskins with white brethen by my side).

They removed it now so i don't play ranked anymore.

>>168502614
Contrary to popular knowledge X chromosomes have more useful genes than the Y chromosome. Since women have 2 of them they should be better, but they're not.

>>168502742
>actually THIS opinion is correct
>experience proves otherwise though

the. fuck.

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>>168501590
>believing in evolution
retard spotted

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>>168502614
>the way to improve humanity is to race mix
>oh let me just kill half the white population tho
I really wonder (((who))) could be behind this post

>>168502868
*tips bible*

>>168502875
racemix is fine as long as white men are doing it.

i mean it literally is from biological point of view

>>168502910
>giraffes wanted to reach leafs on high trees thats why they grew longer necks

this retarded shit is what atheists ACTUALLY believe.
metaphysical bullshit.

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>>168502472
he's american, they really think letters on a piece of paper have power
ironic of a country considering itself to be based on ideals of freedom

>>168502927
yes!
when a golden retriver(female) breeds with a big strong black labrador(male) the offspring will have better genes!

>>168502997
well how would you explain it?
god just slapped that long ass neck on that poor ass animal for shits and giggles?

>>168503013
black labrodors arent genetically inferior to golden retrivers though. unlike niggers to white people.

>>168503087
thats the point

>>168503073
>explain my opinion to me

durr

>168503214
(You)

>>168503073
God is depriving me of sex for shits and giggles so why not

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>>168502910
more like *tips brain*
second LAW of thermodynamics states that entropy in a system always worsens, never improves
the THEORY of evolution states that living things get better and *more fit* (whatever that means, sick tautology bro, cant prove you wrong if you state you're never wrong right?) with time, on their own
theyre in direct contradiction
law>theory

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>>168503073
Yeah sure why not?
Humans design stupid looking animals, so why wouldnt they deity we're based off of do the same

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>>168503263
>he fell for the sex is good meme
masturbation is literally 100% the superior choice
multiple sources have scientifically proven this

>>168503319
pretty sure evolution just keeps what might be useful and gets rid of shit you dont need, not necessarily makes the animal better over time

I miss Beesa

>>168503493
Chen level 25 talent should evolve neutrals to primal forms

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>>168503572
Beesa misses you

>>168503646
what is the primal form of a mud golem

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>>168503073
hahah, u tell them bro(ny)!
its the current year, why are there still ppl who disbelieve our lord dawkins? girls can have penises and males do nothing wrong when they take other men (or women) penises up their ass! life begins at birth!

>>168501291
a-am I too intelligent to understand this post?

>>168503803
Magic immune remember? Pre nerf!

>>168503803
mud

>>168503803
gold

>>168503001
>diet coke
>only two burgers
dirty communist

>>168502868
>>168502997
>>168503319
i really hope you are trolling us
please

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>>168503493
1. how does it know what is useful, what is not? sounds suspiciously like a god :)
2. if it can only remove, how are new qualities created?

>>168504030
>atheist in disbelief
Never seen that before

>>168504030
>tfw we live in a world where there are people that unironically believe their imaginary friend created existence

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>tickets to watch sweaty dotards in a third world country cost €660

Is this a joke?

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>>168503832
>bro(ny)
Uhmmm... excuse me, but bronies are redpilled...

>>168504196
would being in an amphitheater with all that stench turn you on?

>>168503832
>>168504089
>being this mad at god not giving a shit about you
maybe the pope can kiss your feet
bless

>>168503646
jungle neutrals should level up at 12 mins and 24 mins

some random ability suggestions
12mins:
small neutrals get the cloak aura
big troll gets +1 skelington
shard golem stun +0.5 seconds
envenomed weapon +10dps
harpy queen +50 lightning damage
kobald taskmaskter gains +20gold/minute aura