Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for thick moms

Is barnyyy streaming on hitbox now or is he kill?

3rd for pugna

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5th Jimmy "classic jimmy" Ho

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>Play hard support for years and hover around 3.5k
>Start playing only techies on a new account and my games have 6k players now
LOUD NOISES!!!

>>168525831
reminder that OP is the average /d2g/ poster

>>168525831
who's hand is that?

>cancel got kicked for CoL
why, he was the best on the team

>>168526068
That's because Hero damage is the highest contributor for mmr/skill placement

They only added an exception to Zeus

Tinker/Techies/Invoker/Alchemist even if they lose can place you super high

>>168526289
mine

>>168526336
That was the idea, but still my winrate is quite high. A hefty 20% higher than my previous like 50.3% or something. That being said I don't have many games; but the goal was to see how high I could get with the hero.

>>168526289
mine

>>168526313
are you by chance, European?

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Reminder to stay hydrated.

>>168526587
will it help me smell less?

QO windrager is looking very legit

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>NA dota

Why did MVP split up?
They were a solid team together and now they're spread across 4 worse teams

guys I don't think ppd is going to win TI this year

>>168527104
>onyx
>bad
don't ever talk shit about my boy demons team ever again you gayboy

>>168527104
they needed exposure beyond their own scene

let them regroup in a year or so and their improvements will be more evident

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I never realised how effective feeding is when people play egoistical rather than team oriented.
Just threaten it once and then feed two or three times and suddenly everyone remembers where their place is within the team and dota becomes fun again
God I love playing like this.

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>>168526289
mine

>standin.747
WHAT IS THIS? where's that 747 guy?
he already got kicked by swindle?

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Reminder to do atleast 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

@168527681
weak bait at best

>>168527480
is this true ?

Im so sick and tired of begging my team to group up, when its clearly our win condition.
Like ALL we have to do is group up as 5 ONCE and just walk into their mid lane, but my carry always decides to jungle instead of pushing when we have HUGE lead, my mid decides to go solo vs 5 and feed 3 times in a row which leaves me, and the 2 supports trying to do anything, and begging our carry and mid to come with us ONCE.

I am so fucking done i will unironicly only type once "group up or i feed" and feed.

>no cancel
>they win

>>168527480
as a 6k player i do this every game
id say it works 77% of the time

no matter what you want to say about swindlezz or ppd, it is clear that without the extreme talent of eg's players ppd's drafting can't defeat swindlezz's drafting

You gotta admit that melonzz is easily one of the top 5 NA players out there right now.

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>wake up
>singsing is streaming

>>168527904
>kick euroshit from ur team
>win

wew who would have taught

>>168527987
go bathe stinky adelaide

I would fuck the hell out of Annie

I bet she sucks cock like nobody's business

>>168528108
what do I get in return sugoi qt bb

>>168527984
fuck off kyle , go theorycraft a draft instead of posting on 4chan

>cant even win against cancelless CoL
lmAO

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>>168528108
HAMSTER POSTERS GET OUT

>>168528152
more like eats cock

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>>168528101
wtf

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>>168527825
does fapping to lewd pictures of windrunner count as cardio? i do it for like an hour every day

>>168528152
seems like the type that's really into bestiality imo

Whenever I watch NA Dota I can't decide which team I dislike more. PPD vs Swindelz.
How can one region have so many unlikable Players as NA?

>>168528221
it's a fact that all love live fans are the smelliest of weebs

>>168528276
>implying that isn't hot

>>168528248
Going to the beach with your friend isn't lewd, is it?

bestiality live on stream folks

stop calling me smelly i shower twice a day...........

>>168528282
they hate us because they aint us

being from the third world must be suffering

>>168528335
unless it's a dog im not interested

>>168528335
>he doesn't kiss his doggo

how does your pupper know that you love it if you don't give it kissies?

>>168528282
>completley forgets about all the shitstains in europe

>>168528345
lmao noob
I shower every 2 days

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>>168528312
it is if your holding hands like that!

>>168528529
lmao noob
i shower every 2 weeks

Slacks has a cute Pug

>>168528552
delete this you sick pervert this is a Christian imageboard!

Can you imagine how big Annee's tits would be if she was lactating?

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which hero is the stinkiest?

>>168527859
Begging won't help. Remember that your team is full of egoistical smart asses, they want to win their own way. But they hate to lose.
It's kind of like smacking kids so they know that they are full of shit when they want to challenge you.

>>168528712
Dude not cool, just because Annie is ugly as fuck, it doesn't mean you should call her an animal

dusg :DDDDD

can you imagine to be annee's pussy slave
wow

>random enchantress
>rush boots, run like sanic and place deep wards
>play around with enemy lina and sd wombo combo supports, wasting their time, bringing both of them down to 20% hp, escape with 50hp and shrine up with my offlaner
>bring down windlace and smoke
>gank enemy offlaner with 400 ms
what are some other heroes that can only be played with random gold?

>>168528793
No but I wanna find out
Abduct her, chain her up in a sexdungeon impregnate that fat sow and use her like an oversized fuckdoll
fuck...

>>168528887
Drow by far. She literally doesn't expect to see anyone every day when she leaves the house.

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>>168528994
made me gag just thinking about it

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why is she so perfect bros?

>>168528994
hot

i wish 5k core-only players would just pick a jungler instead of trying to support and being awful

i think they feel obligated to support because they normally beg for a support in their games, but they usually end up doing more harm than help

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>>168529105
need 2 breed

>>168529105
>>168529496
Dota 2 General

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>>168529067
DELEET THIS!

>>168528887
Dirge
It´s literally in his lore
>Considered to be an exceptionally filthy and despicable specimen by all who encounter him, including his fellow zombies, Dirge has wandered in from the wastes outside to serve the Lich King in hopes of finally obtaining a place of acceptance amongst the Undead masses. While he is still considered to be unpleasant as ever by the rest of the Scourge, his horrifying abilities, which include raising self-replicating lesser ghouls and spreading vile, rapidly communicable plague throughout the enemy ranks, are unquestionably powerful and may just give the Scourge the edge they need to complete their unholy conquest once and for all.

>>168529496
>>168529105
Who dis

>>168529496
too bad she reeks of admiral bulldog's semen

>>168529543
>man face
ew

>>168529596
that's a plus though :3

>>168529672
Dota skill isn't an STD

Sorry anon

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>teammate disconnects
>not abandon
>pause
>enemy team unpauses
>[Russian Profanities]
>this happens several times

New bug/exploit?

i want Annee to literally suffocate me with those gigantic breasts

>>168529543

The longer I look the better she looks, is this meme magic?

>zfreek bs
Noice. Classic.

wait who is standing in for Cancel?

techies is literally free mmr if your team isn't 0k d2g shitters, because infinite space creating

>>168529784
>expecting the enemy to wait during pause

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>>168529659
itll will be just like all of ur trap fantasies anon!

>>168529841
shes my wife BACK OFF!

>>168529963
how play techies?

So to get to 6k I just need to spam a hero I'm really good at?

>>168530048
>dat toe tho

>>168530156
>So to get to 6k I just need to spam viper?
Yes

>>168530156
yes then pretend you can play any hero once you get exposure.
dont forget to make your third party private ;)

>>168530102
https://dotamastery.io/matches?hero_id=29

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>Envy can't even pull more viewer than Waga
where did it all go so wrong?

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>>168529596
NO BULLDOG STAYS IN HIS ROOM AND SHE STAYS IN HERS

APOLOGIZE

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>col

>>168530156
the get into 6k you actually need to get good beyond mechanical skill
you actually need to understand objectives, preassure, what you give up through showing versus farming, and how greedy you can be
and no, its not as simple as 'ok if we go as 5 now we win xd', you'll so MUCH more 5manning, splitpushing, and people responding correctly to splitpushes in attempts to choke you down and getting the numbers in fights on their side
spam to 5k? sure, just get good mechanically and win your lane 60%~ of the time and you climb

>>168530653
stop cringe posting you fucking canuck

>>168530947
But I'm already 5k.

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>sing stopped playing meme games and is back to streaming dota
oh baby

>>168531042
who is this cute girl (boy)?

>>168531025
5k is the new 4k
where all of the braindead players go to rot

>>168530556
i remembered i stopped watching his streams like a year ago because listening 12 year old japanese girls scream which he calls "music" was literally hurting my brain

>>168530043
It used to be you couldn't instantly unpause if someone on the enemy team has a DC

>>168531146
So 6k is the new 5k?
How many shitters in these threads are at least 5k?

>>168531025
well then I'm sorry anon but at this point you need to git gud, as in, getting better at the GAME, not at specific heroes
if you've played sports, its basically like the shit your coach try to teach you, he you train and bounce balls around practicing techniques or tackles and get stronger whatever, but if you want to be a top dog, you need strategy, tactics and understanding
you dont have to know everything, but you need to understand why something doesnt work when it don't work, and why something does work when it does

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>16 minutes and brews ult is already worthless

>>168531187
But it's possible now. Learn to live with that.

>>168531362
>euls stun and purge you can use multiple times in one ult
>useless

>>168531087
https://exhentai.org/s/83ce0293c0/731894-25

>most farmed hero in the game
is jungle bloodseeker supposed to be bad?

>have ravage
>let death ward destroy your entire team

what did he mean by this?

>>168531362
Who is playing? And what torunament?

>>168531563
its just zfreak being god

>>168531239
>So 6k is the new 5k?
yes. 6.5k-7k if you're EU
>How many shitters in these threads are at least 5k?
hardly any, but that's not the point
the whole idea of "5k = good" was from when ranked MM was first released and 5k was actually the bottom of the leaderboards
MMR has inflated an insane amount since then

>spectre 1st networth

its over

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>>168531718
>finally ravage onto two
>only person backing you up is a fucking rubick
>carry is on the other side of the ledge
what the fuck even is wanteD

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I really hate playing this game but I can't stop.

>wanteD still somehow still in this game

how?

>>168531846
7k EU = 6k NA?

>>168531870
I know Spectre's overall the harder carry but is it really so cut and dry against lategame CK? He becomes the highest physical damager in the game at some point.

>>168531563
jungle bs is super legit, farms fast, farms safe, and can instantly be usefull once he hits lvl 6, and one point in silence is good enough for clashes
its just that in pubs, most people go jungle because they dont really want to play the game/wanted to play carry but someone took it fwom them :'(((

can somebody PLEASE save zfreek
he doesn't deserve this hell

I feel like veil > BoT > Radi > Octa > Manta
Ember works surprisingly well.
you can farm radiance in a few minutes once you have bots
if you don't need shit like linkens
and blademail isn't as great as it used to be

>summary report shows 0 commendations when i've had 20
>lose 2000 fucking good boy points with 0 reports and 0 abandons
Literally WHAT, THE FUCK?

>>168531846
what about 5k sea

>>168527480

men will always side with people who hate the same, since you're being hated by the 4 people in your team, they will cooperate subsconciously.

Dont tell this to many people tho, we don't want people figuring it out

>>168532374
dude dont get manta unless you have silences/root to dispell
also a euls is cheaper, gives mana and same~ ms
dont need no fucking manta illu radiance shenanigans

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>tfw you will never cuddle with sheever in cold winter night
>tfw you will never carry her while you both climb through the trench
>tfw you will never smell her butthole
>tfw you will never be ODpixel

Tell me /d2g/, why even live?

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>doing normals to do shit quests
>game sucks
>it's me+4

This is the absolutely worst way possible of playing Dota. I'd rather have a 3 hour queue than ever playing with a stack of assholes. In fact, not even in normals should this be allowed. If you can get 4 friends together you can manage 5 if you must queue together like fucking redditors.

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LITERALLY

>>168532595
sheever seems frigid, od probably doesn't get to fuck her much

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Dotards??

>>168532156
ck has the highest single target phys dps in the game, but thats in a vacuum

in a real game you just disable or kill his illus, like this game, im pretty sure bs can one shot them all with his shitty silence the whole game

the point is that spectre cannot farm at all and is super weak on lane, if you arent actually making her life hard it means you lost all your lanes most the time and by then its just over

>>168532671

tbf, that works in some games

>>168532725
>unranked

>the only game Wanted won was with a waifudraft

>cancel was the strongest member of coL

when will yuropoors learn they are irrelevant

for real though zfreek needs to be on a real team

>>168532725
>no aghs
Not even meme tier.

>>168532887
>zfreeks mom made him promise not to ditch swindlezz
I laught every time I see zfreek carrying his team

>>168532725
I always do this build on wk, get a octarine on top

I honestly feel bad for Zfreek.

>type "hello friends, lets win this motherfucker" at the start of every game
>people actually laugh and get motivated
>everyone plays as best as they can
>tfw 27/5 since I started doing it

>>168533148
>get reported for profanity use every game

>>168533148
>things that never happened

>>168532887
He's a fat lowtest dyke with no balls
He will never be successful because he has no instinct to be successful for himself
Just clinging onto his brother like a retard

Meanwhile swindlezz would probably ditch him to be in a top team at any moment

>>168533246
>i know everything about a person ive never met
See a therapist pls

>>168533246
swindlez has never played professionally without his lil bro

Slacks filling time is literally the best thing about Moonduck

>>168533383
That's because his 'lil' bro is 1000 times better than him and carrying his weak ass

>>168532671
>those beta icons
it would work a lot better now with bloodrage

>filler time
>zyori immediately starts grilling fogged about his experiences with bts

>>168533501
this may be the case, but if you believe he would drop him to the curb you're delusional

>>168533148
>Guy pretends to be chipper and positive
>Moment he dies or something goes wrong he starts flaming

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uuum when are real teams playing

why don't people like taking baths?

>taking baths

disgusting

>>168533682
Every one
Every single NA support or offlane cuck is like that
Haha its hilarious to see honestly
I think its a reddit thing or something

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wait, Slacks is married?

You guys think Slacks has ever fucked Annee in the ass?

>>168534220
that would mean infidelity for slacks

we all know slacks is a good Christian boy

maut on the hand....

>>168534198
https://twitter.cohttps://twitter.com/ChelseeStevens1m/ChelseeStevens1

>d2g is populated by anime fags so fucking beta they use d2g as a safe space to post anime
Lmao

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What'll c-god do now?

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How the fuck is monkey king balanced in any way

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reminder

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>>168534717

>>168534638
>guys what if ursa wasn't a str hero lol
>-3 base armor
>15 minutes cast time on ult

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>>168534638
because not every game is a stomp

>>168535004
Why did you post this?

>>168535473
Why did you post this?

>>168534638
if you dont understand how giving him literally 0 base armor absolutely put him into 'balanced' tier then you are shit anon
a MK core is SHIT in the lategame unless he snowballs HARD, fucker HATES building armor items, so if you have anyone that can just run at him with right clicks or bkb piercing disables he will never get off good ults unless someone else does the hardwork for him
and in the offlane/support/roaming role, 0 base armor means that he needs to be carefull as fuck because most supports can just trade some hits untill they have 2 counters on them, then run away for 10 sec, then go back in, since his Q is shit at lvl 1 and if he wants to chase he needs his W aswell, meaning he needs lvl 3.
tl;dr release MK was op because lifesteal was bugged, current MK is balanced because 0 armor and jingu mastery nerfed at lvl 1/2/3

>>168534441
Don't forget pol and mlp outcasts

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post em
also pic related is your average 2k supportcuck dotard

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>>168534735
>>168535612
nah man maybe in a couple patches

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>>168535081
>>168535941
everyone knows /a/ hates anime tho

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real esports when

>>168535998
>seen this gif times and times again
>maybe this time I will actually see her tits
>nope

>>168536179
best emma

>>168536320

Starladder in a week?

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>onyx > col > wanted >> shit >> team freedom

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>i pick dazzle
>he picks axe
nice game

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>it's a "wanted only ever plays col" episode

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>>168537868
but dazzle counters axe...

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>>168538017
>and can never beat them
>not even when one of their players literally quit a couple hours ago

>>168535081
>15 min cast time
>can just sit in trees forever, without being seen outside of someone just so happening to pick BM

>>168535081
>ursa
>strength hero
is this a new meme

>>168535848
no shes an ugly fucking bitch

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>two people on my team fighting and talking shit
>one tries to carry the other tries to win alone, feeds rage bbs and dies again
>game ends
>they were in a two man party

What the fuck?

>>168538862
TAKE THAT BACK

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>Swindle

Splitpushing is fucking dead.

Whenever my team tries that shit I know it's a loss.

>this pudge on sings stream
bet he posts here

>win 4 games in a row
>get low priority because Millennials can't handle a little banter
MUH SAFE SPACE
ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A BUTTON THAT MUTES YOU OR ANYTHING, STOP BEING MEAN TO ME

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>>168539649
You can't splitpush with shrines being in the game. Having to take a fucking t3 before you can push past the t1 mid/offlane is bullshit. Icefrogs a fucking retard that never removes the dogshit he adds to the game though.

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>>168540004
i'm glad you're still alive and well, huber

>>168540310
do not speak ill of fallen dotards please

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>>168540115
>There are people born after 1995 in this thread right now

whats up d2g, I got into dota after watching ti6, Ive been playing bot games for months, to where ive played multiple games with pretty much every hero against bots, I started playing pubs today and im getting my ass kicked, but the worst part is all of my teammates either speak spanish, or if they speak english they just flame me and tell everyone to report me.

is there anything i can do

i even let my teammates know in draft that im a noob, but they dont really care

shouldnt i be matched up with other noobs?

>>168540473


so far ive won games on safelane/jungle radiance rush naga siren

and mid/jungle(after 4 striaght pudge/batrider ganks) aghs pipe pugna

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>>168540473
you are currently in a pool of smurfs, continue playing and it might get better m8

Is PL aghs viable?

>>168540473
they are just as bad as you if they are getting matched with you. their playing longer doesn't matter.
post a match ID so we can diagnose (read bully the shit out of you over) the problems with your play

>>168540473

you get matched up with eternal noobs whose only outlet is denigrating real noobs

>>168540473
What difficulty were the bots?
If you have a decent connection you can try to play on European Server.
I would recommend playing the random Gamemodes (Random Draft, All Random and Single Draft) as the players there are usually a lot more relaxed and chilled.

STOP LETTING ANNEEDROID CAST SOMEONE RIP HER TONGUE OUT

>>168540984
maut aids will eventually do the work

>>168540984
why do you hate women anon?

>>168540984
Wow, sexist much?

>>168540984
Why? She has a cute voice :3

>>168540984
Spotted the trump voter you sexist bigot.

>>168540984
but she is fat as fuck and that makes my dick feel funny

>>168540984

but then they'd have to put Zyori in a wig to have a token girl

>it's people forget that girls don't play dota, so white knighting won't yield the, any pussy as if :^) episode

>>168540763


I can tell you right now my problems are:

I dont know how to support:I know to buy wards and try to zone out enemy heroes from farming/roam to make ganks, but the only game ive played as support so far was rubik and PA would always dive the back lines to kill me at the start of every team fight

idk when to buy midas, i figured midas is a good item for low mmrs if you are good with the timing, especially if you cant even farm your lane (i bought midas after mana boots and before aether on that pugna game i won)

Idk when its worth rotating, i try to have 2 tps with me at all times but i find i rarely use them.

idk how to come back, I played a game as ursa, and won my offlane against 2 heroes with no support, but then a fucktard centaur fed them 20 kills in 25 min so it got to the point where i just got kited and could do nothing about it

idk how to deal with pudge when im a squishy hero (games lost where i got raped by pudge as rubik and sand king)

the game that went best for me was the naga game, where i got 3 kills in the first 20 min, and was given a free farm safe lane, i didnt join teamfights til i got my 18 min radiance (I got boots, iron talon, and stout shield before radiance), and after i did we didnt lose a fight the rest of the game.

>>168540864

medium, i started playing against medium bots with easy bots as teammates about a month ago.

I SAY GONNA BE EVERY TWO SECONDS. WHO AM I?

>>168542040
im watching em right now and didnt notice she was doing that until i saw this post

fuck you

Is necro balanced?

>>168541764
you have to go unfair vs unfair bots if you are going to play with them to practice my man

>>168542326
OSfrog

I really hate this "rap god(dess)" shit. Talking a lot and fast isn't cool or impressive when you have nothing to say. It's just fucking annoying.

>>168540115
>this one anon in the thread literally born before 1980 and playing Dota 2 and being here

>>168542364
idk i found it easier to last hit vs people in pubs than hard bots, hard bots poked/denied like fucking pros.

>>168542468

what about auctioneers?

>>168535612
>>168534735
Why was I deleted?

>>168542551
thats why man you gotta last hit like sniper bot

the first photo had those puffy lips that were too lewd m8

>>168542692
last hitting is not a problem for me. despite being a noob ive been the best last hitter in the games ive played farming heroes.

I even won mid lane as a pugna until i got ganked 4 times in a row.

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Is there anything worse than 2-starring a quest?

>>168543035
Buying a goypendium

>>168543035
who fucking cares about quests you stupid faggot

>>168543107
>>168543118
Quests are fun, bullies.

>>168542642
Cute girls aren't Dota 2 related.
Please post bara instead.

>>168543118
stop calling people the f word

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>>168543246

>>168543246
Sorry but this is a heterosexual general. Fags must vacate with all due haste.

what do I do with abbadon to grind mmr?

>>168543987
thats not very christian of you

>>168544167
You don't have to be Christian to know that homosexuality is vile.

>>168543987
>heterosexual
>dota2

pick one. Go back to league of titties

Why the fuck am I matched with dirty arabs every game now? It's euro fucking west, sand niggers are by far the worst players in the world.

>>168544476
Europe needs an infusion of arabic men if it wants to have any hope for a future.

>>168544476
mm matches you with people in your region now
you just live near germany lad

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>techies is bad
-d2g

They sound have a mode where the first pick on each team is chosen by the opposing team

>>168544673
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loDYyFApE3g

CHECK OUT HOW SMALL FOGGED IS IN HIS GAMING CHAIR LOL

>>168544651
i live in scotland, couldnt get anywhere further arab countries

>>168544884
uk would be literally my second guess so im afraid it works as intended

but hey before you call them arabs consider they might be one of your famous ginger muslims

Annee are you muted?

Annee are you okay? Are you okay Annee?

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I really dont get it. How can a total misogynist like Bulldog get a girl to move half way around the world to move in with him and then somehow continue the relationship while hurling abuse at her?
He literally treats her like shit and calls her "WOMAN" every chance he gets, she deserves better and I hope she realizes that sooner rather than later.

>>168545148
autism bucks

>>168545061
they're queuing from arab countries you total spastic

>>168545148
she went from 50 viewers to 500 viewers

this happens all the time on twitch

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>>168545148

>tattoo

he can have that piece of shit

>>168545148
its a fucking act you idiot

>>168545148
you already did this post today man cmon, like at least wait a day

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Where can i find a reliable and up-to-date guide to correct Jungling? I felt an itch to play Legion Commander but i feel i'm doing something wrong.

>>168545509
there are no up to date jungling guides becuase jungling stopped being viable literally years ago

so just follow the old as fuck guides and lose your team games

>>168545148
women enjoy being abused, look up battered-wife-syndrome

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>>168545148
he has mind broken her already, she's even shilling monster for alliance already.

>>168545739
that makes sense.

They enjoy being raped as well. It's just the whole potentional pregnancy thing that makes rape a problem

>>168545970
m8 there are women who love to feel like they are being raped, but like just pretending to be raped

yeah

WOW THIS GAME IS DEAD

How do I enjoy getting my ass pounded in this game coming from being pretty good at league? Only success I had is playing Sven in easy lane I think?

I cannot play marksmen in this game kiting is weird and whenever I play mid I go 0/5 real fast also I blow ass at csing

Is it better to right click or a move in this game?

>>168546189
me2

>>168545970
they dont enjoy rape but rape fantasy is one of the most common ones in women

its funny becuase it triggers modern femininsts

the same as that there are literally countless amounts of known pedophiles that no one gives a shit about becuase they are women

>>168546174
of course there are! But there are also women who legitimately enjoy being actually raped. They just don't know it or haven't been raped yet.

>>168546283
Who is marksman?

What counters brood? Like so far im on a 10 game win streak with brood and I just can't think of anything that can counters it.

>>168546861
Wards and dust

>>168546959
that hasn't killed me yet and i can outward any support with my midas and basically free jungle.

Whats the best way to play abaddon?

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>kicked cancel

>>168545148
most women like when guys act like that. dont listen to femnist bullshit.
also girls love charisma, you can be a neckbeard ugly motherfucker but if you are confident and can talk you can get good pussy.
also netbux

>>168544476
>sandniggers suck!!!!
>Europe's best player is named Amer Al Barqawi

???? Shut up and prepare to get ARABED dotard, you will finally gain MMR if you embrace it

>>168546861
not shit lanes

if brood doesnt stomp her lane she does nothing and its not super hard to own her in lane just requires some teamwork

of course there are games where a last pick brood just autowins, it was always like that and always will be

the lower you are the less you have to worry about being stopped but if you try to spam brood in high mm games every single game and oyu dont do it mid or some shit that people did in the past vs certain op champs, you will lose most of them for sure

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>win 5 ranked games in a row, get lpq because I'm an asshole
>the lpq games feel more like ranked games than actual ranked games, have actual fun
Nice fucking system valve.

>>168544476
>sand niggers are by far the worst players in the world.
>two muslim teams have won TI
?

>>168544884
>anywhere further arab countries
>what is the UK
>what is Sweden
>what is Germany
although it makes me wonder why refugees play dota 2

>>168545148
>what is lots of fucking money
bulldog is probably paying her to stay with him, hes that desperate

>onyx is better than coL

lovin every laugh
e
l

>>168548290


watch a tier 1.5 NA team beat literally the best EU team tomorrow.

>>168546861
Shit teams that couldn't even farm free lanes when they all rotate to gank you

>>168547151
support with orb of venom+earlypoint in curse of avernus and maxing shield, go vitality boots into medallion then solar crest and/or mek. then just go basher maelstrom

you are buying wards btw

i dont even play abbadon to be honest with you but it sounds fun to me

>>168548290
>and col beat wanted
jesus christ

>>168548380
I haven't watched anything other than NA DotA in forever, who is good in EU, other than OG?

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>Sing planning on getting to 9k
can he make it dotards?

CLQ is streaming you nerds

>>168548725
he can, but it's up to him to keep trying than to get mad

>>168548290
reminder of the state of NA>>168537684

>>168548659
cancel was the problem all along

>>168545931
>that first sip

>>168548762

And it's up to you to learn basic grammary

>>168548725
of course, he is good thats no secret, all the fags thinking he is bad are just mad he makes money being a retard live on the internet

>>168548690
idk but they are playing OG tomorrow

>>168548786
the series record is now 2-1 in favor of coL your state is shit

>ranking lulba

I fucking hate that reddit influences games like dota/overwatch etc...

i quit overwatch after season 1 cause balance was so shit.

>>168548872
too fucking bad, busy fucking bitches and spreading my shitty genes while youre here correcting my ass

>>168545148
>tattoo

She basically put a giant sign up saying "I'm a worthless piece of shit. Please treat me like garbage."

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>>168549060
I'll correct your ass so hard you'll be too busy begging me for more anal correction to impregnate anyone, faggot.

Why aren't you watching comfy solo q sing strim?

is there any reason to buy aghs on meepo anymore?

>>168549060

>youre

you're*

Why are you on ur computer if yu get laid lmao

>>168549693
>>168549774
too busy fuckin my bitches while playing AND watching dota

orb of venom is literally the best item in the game btw

>>168547417
women want a provider
in the caveman days
men who hanged out with the woman all day and who were "nice guys" meant no meal
men who were rude, always doing something else, too tired to listen to her whining meant a meal

if you read the "hooking up secrets books" they all tell you how to be a douche, but if you have no substance (free meal ticket) it will never end in a permanent relationship

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>>168550261
literally
>me ooga
>he booga

>>168547464
he's not european he lives in the middle east, and funnily enough best player EU is s4.

>>168548473
What the fuck are vitality boots.
There are a lot of different ways to play abaddon that all depend on how much income you are able to manage and the enemy draft.
Just get fucking mana items and heal people and if you get super rich you can go full tank and pretend to be a healy tidehunter.

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>>168551016
>buy vit booster
>buy boots
>???
VITALITY BOOTS!
what dont u understand anon?

>>168551016
fucking tranquil boots man kek

What should Icefrog steal from League next? I'd like the little message wheel you get by alt-right clicking the map where you can mark 4 different things like Danger/Miss/Get back/Moving to (with your path showing on the map).

>>168551016
how can you be tidehunter with no ravage

>>168548725
can he adelaide?

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>>168551641
adelaide

>>168551597
You hit buildings and your team attacks people that try to initiate on you while you can't die.
Underlord, tide, and sometimes abaddon fill this role.

>>168551554
how about he steals their game not being ded lmao

>>168551554
he should steal the boobs, we need to go lewder

>>168551554
Tahm Kench.

>>168551554
The splitshot item, whatever it's called.

>>168545148
>>168545395
>>168545739
>>168547417
>>168549169
>"all women are sluts REEEEEEEEEEE"
>5 mins later
>"tfw no gf, im so alone, should i become trap?"

You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is you do it to yourself, just you
You and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself

>>168552458
are you posting lyrics man

>>168552458
IT'S LIKE A

WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD

>>168552458
not all women but if they have tattoos or they really like anime they probably have mental issues

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>>168552940
whats wrong with girls liking anime? and the same can't be said about men? LOL

>>168552940
>or they really like anime they probably have mental issues
just like guys then :^)

>>168553197
shut the fuck up kid

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a dead general
For a dead game
Full of people who are dead inside

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>>168553251
>kid
LOL 2001 called they want their lame insults back

>>168553436
stay put cuck

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>>168553484
>cuck
LOL this guy is like a greatest hits album of overused internet insults
my fucking sides

I heard that if you kill a Tinker 3 times in a row with no deaths during that time you can make a wish and it will come true.

>>168551720
gatorade?

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I'm trying very hard to enjoy this game again but I can't. Every time I try to play it, it's just not fun. There's too much bullshit going on, too many bullshit uninspired abilities and talents.

>Oh, now with Aghs you get 2 daggers instead of one.
>Oh now with Aghs you get 3 arrows instead of one.
>Oh single target spells counter this hero? Now you get a built in linkens with Aghs
>Oh this hero is weak at level 15? Let's give him a huge buff at level 15 with the talent then!

This game has no soul anymore. Is there a chance they can ever fix it?

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>>168553932
which dota waifu did you wish for anon? heres mine

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>>168554204
adelaide

>stop buying shitquilla
>winrate goes up by 2%

wewlad

>>168554243
>built in linkens with aghs
>linkens is literally a penny more expensive
really makes ya think