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Resources
>speedrun.com
>reddit.com/r/samandtolki
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Friendly reminder that anime will bring you true happiness
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>>168399934
>>168400790
>>168400918
Ok but how is this related to speedrunning?
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how do i tell my transgender girlfriend that she's not masculine enough for me anymore?
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please stay out of /ptg/!
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>>168401725
It's a well known fact that anime helps you go fast
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>>168402665
>>>/g/ptg ?
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>>168399720
terrible OP.
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>>168399720
>one for xsplit
Why does that need to be open?

>one for on-screen tweetdeck
Why does that need to be open?

>One for near crt chat
Standard

>One for 1ms gaming
Standard, possible dual monitor set up

>One for ddr friendly position
You don't need a monitor dedicated to that.

You can easily ditch 3 of these monitors.
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>trihex leaves MHC
>MHC becomes irrelevant

heh
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Anyone else find it funny how desperate AuthorBulge is to get partner?
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>>168399720
>trihex needing a 1ms response time monitor
I was unaware that he is a pro fps player, when did that happen?
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>>168399720
I make do with these
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http://pastebin.com/HB0sjcSx
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>>168415945
who
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>>168416186
MarioMan, a literal who stream monster who is very hungry for attention, as you can see.
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>>168409513
I've been telling him the whole time. Bertin, DsS, and SJ have been holding him down. Whenever Trihex wanted to sellout and make it big, they would pressure him into not doing it. Trihex did the right thing. Kick the people to the curb who don't want to see you succeed.
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>>168416478
was he the same one that nut hugged krystal, cyghfer, and funkdoc?
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>>168415945
At least he's not going to become a tranny like the rest.
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>>168419346
Wording this, based Trihex.
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and people call pso2g dead.
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>>168423292
mike uyama killed this place. worst part was seeing it happen. /srg/ was supposed to get rid of the cancer known as GDQ LLC, but instead it fell to it.
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[muffled anime in the distance]
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>>168423292
because pso2 is a dead fucking game LOL
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ded doggy
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agreed
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What's with people cheating in all their speedruns
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>>168431752
People only speedrun for fame and attention now, so why work hard at improving yourself when you can try to cheat and get it easy?
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Too many poser niggas Tbh. Thinkin they fly af on dat Hotline tip. Like we wuznt on dat since day 1 nah mean. When biter niggas fall asleep doe, they true thots come outtie nah mean... "Craneezy taught me"

Cran comin
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>>168437068
why are you posting like this? there's literally no black guy that mangles the vernuclar as much as you're doing right now
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wow /srg/ is finally dead

i was waiting for this moment for 3 years now, finally i can ascend

good luck to all of you motherfucker, i really had a good time but sadly everything comes to an end
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not on my watch
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>>168415945
lmfao

and all these autistic replies
https://twitter.com/MarioMan847/status/830738840033882113
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I did not know that people were divided on the issue of whether or not they should try to improve the country they live in.
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>when the doggie dies
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>>168437621
>people telling someone not to end their life is now autistic
heh
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>>168438741
Hi Shasta
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>>168443029
go back to being a failure
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Boktai: The Sun is In Your Hand
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The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
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The True Road To 250 Subs
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The Genealogy of the Holy War
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The Sengoku Rance
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The Deceased Doggy
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Sly Cooper and The Thevius Raccoonus
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The Banjo-Kazooie
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Did Siglemic just expose himself as a normie with no taste?
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The Boss of This Gym
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The Fuck You
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>>168450409
>>168450093
>>168449870
>>168449712
>>168449557
>>168449324
>>168449303
>>168449192
>>168448956
>>168447938
>>168446114
>>168445940
>>168444907
>>168444398
>>168443269
>>168443029
Great posts, guys! No wonder this "general" is a piece of shit!
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>Guy is noclipping and shit through walls
>Call him out on his stream chat
>Get banned for "trolling"

Why the fuck do they "speedrun" if they're just going to cheat
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>>168449192
>The Sengoku Rance
its just Sengoku Rance
Rance 7 if you would
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>>168450534
>frogposter has a shit opinion
pottery
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>>168450534
The Above It All Bird Laugh
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Hey guys, Croni here. Remember to set SMART goals in your speedgames and try your best to achieve them!

>Specific
>Measurable
>Actionable
>Realistic
>Timed

I believe in you
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>>168455928
You don't even speedrun shut the fuck up
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>>168455928
Please fuck off
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>>168455928
FUCK!
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>>168455928
>>Actionable
what does this even mean
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Cyberdemon's stream is pretty darn epic right about now
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>>168462452
Link to Twitch?
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>>168462492
https://twitch.tv
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>>168462817
Can I get a hat wobble?
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>>168462452
sad circlejerk
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>>168462492
>twitch

stream.me
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>>168462901
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>>168463303
What? I want a link to the stream.
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>>168463361
you have brain damage if you can't find it.
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>>168462452
based tranny nutters desu
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>>168462452
what did he do?
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grindxmonkey
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>>168466980
Just fuck off
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>>168467251
Thanks for the late response!
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>>168466959
Rune Glifberg's Crazy Ride
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real great stuff guys! mods please take care of this sick filth
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>>168468296
I cringe every time Cheese sings
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>>168467251
i honestly don't know why the last post was deleted
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>the obsessed freak stumbles into the thread, his eyes wild
>everyone stops and stares at this poor soul as he begins his insane tirade
>only bits and pieces of his nonsensical drivel can be made out
>"...culturalxmonkeyxgrindx70starxmarxist... "
>his bizarre ramblings finally come to an end and the obsessed freak wanders back out
>squid sighs and gets back to his ape escape 2 runs, knowing the obsessed freak is beyond all hope
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why are all these posts getting deleted? please don't delete this post
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>>168470613
>when the only thing monkey posters have gets taken away
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>>168468296
the fuck why are posts about speedrunning getting deleted
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>>168470889
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I'm a grindmonkey...
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>>168471349
squid...
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>>168471349
...and I'm p-proud...
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Everyone in here is a huge fag. There is literally zero speedrunning discussion.
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I'm a grindmonkey and I'm proud.
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>>168471534
why don't you start some?
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>>168471412
what an absolutely hillarious post!
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>____ is a grind monkey
>person in question is always a talented runner with years of speedgames and discoveries under their belts
>the post doesnt even speedrun
>they will reply to this with a lie
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>>168472121
>grindxmonkey
>talented
>discoveries
lmao
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Why was a perfectly on-topic post about Cheese deleted? I'm not trolling. I'm just worried about the future of these threads.
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>>168472193
There's the lie.

>>168472217
It wasn't on topic, it was monkey posting, which is never relevant or true.
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>>168472426
Why are you so obsessed with Squid and why do you assume everyone who shuts down your pathetic monkey posting is him? You have to be 13, there's no other explanation.
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>>168472589
Embarrassing
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When will these people stop coming here? They clearly have no interest in speedrunning
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I have never seen anyone get baited along by the same shit every single day as bad as the monkey poster. Absolutely unaware.
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>"This is the sub 1:30 run"
>it is
HOW DID HE KNOW
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our boy GDF keeping stephen off the #1 spot
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>"the next post is a literal meme about squid"
>it is
HOW DID HE KNOW
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a literal meme about squid
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liquidxsquid? more like buttxhurt after ion exposed him as a grind monkey
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>>168479878
>blew him the fuck out
>innovated the games
>holds the records
>exposed
>le grind monkey
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alright guys im back and here to give you a thread review. simple numeric score, nothing fancy.

/srg/ earns 0.5 points out of 10 right now.

and that's all for now! I might be back to rate a future thread, but probably not.
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>>168481249
thanks
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>looks at the posts in the thread that weren't deleted
mhm
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========= Official Speed Grading System ==========

To learn what your grade is in your speedgame follow these instructions:

Step 1.) Find out what the World Record/ Best Known Time of your game and category is.

Step 2.) Convert that time into seconds. ((3600xhours)+(60xminutes)+(seconds))

Step 3.) Convert YOUR time into seconds.

Step 4.) Take the World Record / Best Known Time in seconds and DIVIDE that time by your time in seconds. You will get a percentage.

Step 5.) Compare that percentage to the following chart to see what your grade is:

100%+ = A+ (you are the new World Record / Best Known Time holder)
99.9%-93% = A (you are very close to the best time)
92.9%-90% = A- (you are close to the best time)
89.9%-87% = B+ (you are good at your game, but some more practice is needed)
86.9%-83% = B (you are getting better at your game, keep up the practice)
82.9%-80% = B- (you are on the track to becoming good at your game)
79.9%-77% = C+ (it is time to learn some of the speed tricks in your game)
76.9%-73% = C (good job, you can finish a speedrun at a brisk pace)
72.9%-70% = C- (you had some trouble finishing the speedrun but you can get better)
69.9%-67% = D+ (now that you have learned the route it is time to play the game a few more times)
66.9%-63% = D (now that you have decided to run this game it is time to learn the route and do a run)
0%-62.9% = F (you are a let's player. why are you grading yourself against a speedrun?)
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>>168483616
Does TAS get an S rank?
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>>168484047
TAS is cheating. Or like having an open book test.
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>>168484479
Open book tests are only as easy as how well you take and organise notes.
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who is this frigate faggot?
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>>168484969
That's OurWhiteGoose
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>>168484969
why did you spoiler?
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>unironically watching Dragon Ball Super
are the memes about him true?
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>>168485574
Elaborate
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>>168485574
yes
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>>168487809
post squid advertising his stream
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>It's another half life 2 speedrunner uses speedhack, noclip, wallhack and some weird hack that lets him jump multiple times
great, can't find a single fucking run without these losers cheating
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why is sig so salty
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>>168492090
he's too irrelevant to get diaper money now
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edobae is LIVE, friends!

are you watching?
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>>168492657
who? goose only club!
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/serg/ dies tonight!
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speedgames n stuff
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>>168496767
FUCK.

Why?
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>>168496928
because I can
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>>168492913
>Goose had his friend talk about having sex on stream
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>tfw can't deal with being recognized on the street all the time because my WR in ON-SEN Escape
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>over halfway through the month
>only raised $1.31 out of $65.00 needed
Twitch communities did it. SpeedRunsLive is finally SpeedRunsDead.
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>>168483616
That doesn't take into account how optimized the WR is, how long the run is, how many parts of the run are cutscenes and how many parts are actual gameplay or how hard the run is.
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>>168505607
Don't respond to blatent bait.
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>>168505407
Does it go back to 0$ at the start of every month? Because I've seen that bar filled within a week before and I wonder if they just pretend to not have the excess donation money.
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¿Are you dumb niggers ready for CSM (Chilean Speedster Meeting)?
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>>168505407
How on earth does it cost a site like that $780/year to run?
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I could really go for a (You) rn...
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>>168506303
please be a dude please be a dude
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>>168512047
meows...
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why do you still post here
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>>168506303
Well there goes my rub of the day
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>>168514514
to expose grindxmonkey
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>>168514831
You have never exposed anyone here and you never will
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...of LEAD bullets
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JKanStyle
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>>168461220

meaning you can take steps to complete the goal
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>>168529557
why did you spoiler?
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>>168529557
>de hippie spacing
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the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
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why is it called hippie spacing? he didn't invent pressing the enter key
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>>168530104
all I need to do is pretend like I'm the opposite gender and I'll get a free death?
Holy heck where do I sign up!?
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>>168530120
The other name for it is "reddit spacing", and since newageretrohippie is an avid redditor, it transformed into hippie spacing here.
And if you don't know why pressing enter is enough to spot a redditor, you should fuck off back to r/speedrun.
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The Zero Time Dilemma
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The Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
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>>168537532
Dumb anime suck my cock!
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>>168537845
ew, why would you want an old man to suck your cock?
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>>168537845
cos TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
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>>168437324
oh yes there are
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>>168539840
no there aren't
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>>168539840
thanks for the late response!
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>>168539950
oh yes there are
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>>168540051
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>>168540965
what happened to lurk?
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>>168541362
He got a cat
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>>168543116
cute
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oh no TGH already became a twitch whore

some qt replacement better show up on sgdq
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>>168530104
especially trannykeys
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>>168555680
why
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>>168555680
except for me
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>>168555680
meow...
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I didn't actually have trannies until cosmo started doing it
he's just an all-round detestable piece of work
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>>168543779
ganbare anime, i'm doing PB attempts too. I think I'll make it this weekend and get my wr back.
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>>168559198
thanks for the late response!
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"Fuck this game, man. I'm done." -Grav, 2017
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>>168560537
i didnt say man

fake news
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What is the most autistic speedrun?

Serious responses ONLY.
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>>168561292
why is there a tomato in your hair but nothing on your fork, anime?
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>>168561292
houtiband
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>>168561292
smb1
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>>168466197
is she telling him to go away?
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>>168562370
thanks for the late response!
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>>168561292
derby stallion
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So I haven't been around for a couple years now. Can I get a refresher on some things?

Apparently, Cosmo is now a tranny
Sig from what I've seen doesn't play Mario64 that often (Is he still with that cute Asian chick?)
Trihex is still... Trihex...

What are the current top runners? Haven't been around since like 2013-2014
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>>168562763
leave again and never come back
you left at the right time
everything's been downhill since
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>>168562979
fuck
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the transformation is underway...

soon, cosmo will play a boring open world zelda game for less than 200 people

>wrists hurting
>donations dry up
>patreons dry up
>mom and dad stop giving money
>hugbox fades away

the only cure is to take to the sewers and live amongst the birds...
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>>168562763
>What are the current top runners?
By what metric? Cheese05 is basically the new Sig and Skater the new Cosmo, but they're not nearly as popular.
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>>168563427
>Skater the new Cosmo
You mean Clint is the new Cosmo.
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>>168564484
yashit
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>>168529828
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>>168566609
thanks for the late response!
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>>168563180
don't insult the penguin like that
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>>168566743
happy to help out! let me know if you need anything else!
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i guess
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sounds good to me
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>>168567101
>>168567151
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sure i kind of like that meme
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please stop posting this shit image
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i cannot word this post enough
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I thought we only did that to avoid feeding attention whores.
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who is we?
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>>168568045
who is we?
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Redpill me on Tiki.
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you're fucking up, mate!
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>>168568435
become the niggimmick
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how can you call this a speedrunning general if you don't talk about speedrunning
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>>168568679

what's de and what the heck is mofat
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>>168569018
>de hippie spacing
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>>168569018
>>>/v/
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>>168569043
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>>168568170
Tiki is a 2500 year-old Dragon Princess and priestess
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>>168572184
also my wife
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>>168573046
get in line bucko
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>>168573218
sure but i'm first
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>>168573283
that's not how lines work
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>>168573509
it is when I come thru and smack yo bitch ass in da mouf
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>>168573571
Sorry wife's bull I didn't know that was you. Go ahead.
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>>168573509
it is when it concerns tiki
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>page 10
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>page 9
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>page 8
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>>168579697
It was page 5 when you posted this...
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>>168579749
prove it
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>>168580102
I'm making a list of posts from the archive. Give me 20 minutes.
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>page 3
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>page 2
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tmr's viewers are all subhuman retards and his mods are worse
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>>168582740
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>page 10
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hey
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>>168582740
Seriously, is there a worse partnered streamer on twitch?
>lazy, his stream consists of playing video games with a bored expression 99% of the time, hardly even talks
>gets extremely asspained at viewers to a point where he will stop whatever he's doing to rant in broken half-beaner english
>insists streaming isn't his job when it's his only source of income while being terrible at it, he just doesn't care as long as the stream is on and subs are rolling in
>acts like a whiny child
>shameless enough to host fundraisers for his personal games collection
and finally
>feels entitled to explode in popularity for being a literal let's player
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https://twitter.com/marioman847/status/832276720304668673

I didn't kill myself all along! Haha!
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>>168592432
sad
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>>168591837
Seems like he doesn't have a show-business face like our queen does.
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>>168592432
>threatening to kill yourself all for attention
dude nice
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>>168592432
>>168592432
So it was just a prank?
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>>168591837
you forgot the part where he thinks he can sing well and it usually is just him screeching in broken english.
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cran comin
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How is ThaRixer doing with his Blucio, the Blue Lucio with the craziest movement in the game?
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Remember when that literal who nigger peice of shit tried to start some GDQ drama over Puncay being 'racist'?
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Any fun runs being streamed atm?
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>>168599290
Who posts gay shit like this? Just look at your following list, SRL or the Speedrunning community on Twitch and stop avatar fagging with a 'I'm so interested in runs!' attitude, it's pathetic.
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>>168599290
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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With The Final Split ending and people quickly realising the 12h challenge is an awful way to learn a game, does this mean Gob1in is finally going to fuck off?
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Last night I dreamed that I bought a used copy of Medievil from a local store. What does it mean?
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I love you srg
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>>168599916
He will stick around until he gets his Radio show.
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>>168599916
12h challenge is a cheap attempt at tricking people into thinking speedrunning isn't time consuming, it's pathetic
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http://pastebin.com/mytmp0jb
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>>168602149
whomst've made this?
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>>168602437
>name on bottom
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>>168602149
>I HATE saying that
No you don't.

Who is this cuck?
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>>168602542
yeah but who are they?
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Rebecca is running RE at CSM RIGHT NOW. Why are you not watching?

https://www.
twitch.
tv/speedrunsespanol
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>>168599916
the final shit is finally done? the ONLY worthwhile speedrun talk show like thing was the sunday sequence break. too bad feasel quit it to host month+ long tournaments.
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>>168599953
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>>168599916
I feel like the 12 hour challenge would be more of a thing if it was "spend 12 hours learning a game then do a run and see how you do" vs "you have 12 hours to learn and do a run", particularly for longer games.
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it only took, what, the third 12hc for ppl to realize you shouldn't do it.............................................?
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>>168604091
He quit it because flicky and others weren't putting in the same amount of time and dedication that feasel was, often with it just being him and maybe pj hosting
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>TMR struggles to beat level 4 of 9 in the second to last game
How funny will it be if he fails to beat it before his scheduled final?
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>>168605145
or "spend a couple weeks after a GDQ to learn a game and do attempts for 12 hours straight to see how good you can get"
>>
or
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What round of the mmx2 tourney does edobean lose in after the group phase is finished?
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>>168609705
I won't know, because I don't have a months long attention span.
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What's the deal with Jymotion deleting his tweets every single day? That's some next level fear and autism
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>>168610525
Stop posting this unfunny shit you nutter freak
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>>168609925
he probably has some program/bot running that does it automatically and doesn't even realize it
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>>168617789
That's definitely not what's happening, Jy.
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>>168610525
lmao
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https://twitter.com/SRKfunkdoc/status/832668423150727168
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>>168620575
Can we get an official list of 4chan kiddies in speedrunning?
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>>168622592
This. Who did he mean?
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>>168620575
That faggot couldn't name one person who sank 5000 hours into a speedgame because of commentary. SDA as a whole is a pathetic display of attention whoring and nothing else. Their viewers don't speedrun and never will.
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>>168620575
Funkdoc is one of the most irrelevant people on this planet. Please stop paying attention to that trannylover
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>>168623583
He didn't mean any specific because he knows nothing about 4chan beyond surface level memes like most normiefags
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someone ask him
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who was the first tranny in speedrunning and why did it become the norm
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>>168629023
it was me, sorry.
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>>168630449
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>>168630982
Why do you keep posting this?
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>>168632560
exactly
just why
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>>168632716
So Reddit it hurts
>>
here's a meme you didn't see coming:

cosme alright
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>>168633038
So 9gag it hurts
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comfy status
disrupted
>>
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>>168633348
why did you spoiler?
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alright let's get this out of the way

The God Gamer Stigma
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The Ocarina of TIme
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The The God Gamer Stigma Stigma
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The Page 9 Stigma
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you're a coward and an asshole, mike
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>clint gets so assblasted at chat he has to stop streaming for the night
>meanwhile /ourboy/ abney gets 3 WRs in 3 straight nights
top lad
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>>168637815
stopwatch should say 18:10
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you're a coward and an asshole, mike uyama
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>>168638436
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what the fuck happened to pokey?
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>>168639053
he escaped
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>wanna speedrun Rocket League
>servers are down
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>want to submit run to speedrun.com
>both the mods of the game haven't been online in a week
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>>168643775
rank? in solo standard of course
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>>168645268
>solo standard
I mostly just play ranked with a friend, so my solo standard rank is only prospect elite.
I'm nothing special, I just wanted a place to shitpost about me nto being able to play RL drunk.
>>
The true road to 250 subs
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is the srg mumble still alive?
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>>168649039
it still exists but, that's about it really
>>
serious question; what is the "god gamer stigma"
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>>168649039
it's the only part of /srg/ that's still alive desu. mainly the same group of shitters who always room together at marathons like ion, wally, moofin, brobuzz, meows, etc. some guilty gear euros hang there too
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>>168649757
>the only part of /srg/ that's still alive
>a mumble clique that doesnt speedrun
>lurk, jangbang, grav, squid, twocat etc are all alive and actually speedrunning
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>>168649964
desu most of srg already quit speedrunning actively/only run for marathons because they realized it's a waste of time and they've been doing it for years
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>>168650242
Did you even read my post? Also people usually only quit after they get BTFO and can't get their record back.
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>>168650305
>people usually only quit after they get BTFO and can't get their record back.
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>>168649964
>jangbang
I'm not sure I want to know what that sounds like the Korean shitty word "jjang" and "gangbong" mixed.

What does it mean?
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grav speedruns doom64 instead of real doom because he knows he can't compete with god gamers like cyberdemon
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>>168650775
He runs Timesplitters.

>>168650938
He speedruns.
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>>168650775
>gangbong
Meant "gangbang", of course.

>>168650610
Is that background image a Rocket Kart reference?
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>>168656058
why didn't you sage?
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>>168656058
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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv290875315

sms wr inc
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>>168656508
seems fun to be around
and he's no aesthetic competition
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>>168656548
DAT BITCH IS CRYIN LOL
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>>168644530
I'm a mod for a few games. I never log in. Best way to add your runs is to contact them on twitter or facebook.
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>>168659060
someone else's run got added in under a day about two weeks ago. if they don't put it up by monday i'll talk to them
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>>168659060
>facebook
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>>168659060
>facebook
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>>168659060
>facebook
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>>168659804
>>168660441
>>168660902
>4chan
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Is there anything more comfy than a late-night cfb stream?
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Stay true
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>>168665183
yea letting this thread auto sage
>>
who the fuck is maxylobes
and why is he such a pathetic bitch
>>
>>168668672
what did he mean by this?
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>Stream will start shortly!
why fucking do that
prepare BEFORE you start the feed
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>>168671228
to send out notifications for viewers
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>>168591837
If TMR is so bad how come he spanked your boy Dugongue's booty? ;-)
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When's the next marathon, guys?
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>>168671228
you clearly don't know how to stream big anon
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>>168672032
never
>>
grindxmonkey
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>>168672549
you are THE worst poster in this general!
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>>168673324
yeah no thats me idIOT
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>>168673324
>ooh ooh ahh ahh
>>
DNR
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>>168678594
why didn't you sage?
>>
is Pie mentally disabled?
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>>168680403
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>168680403
i don't think so
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If you got robotic/prosthetic hands, would you be DQ'd from speedrunning?


Asking for a friend.
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>>168680616
No
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¿¿¿CSM sticky when??? The best Chilean speedrunners are gathered and 4chan doesn't recognize. Shameful if you ask me.
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>>168680403
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hey um...
no one's streaming...
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>>168592432
nice to know that I don't need to stoop to this level of desperation to get attention from people
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>>168683593
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>
>>168682387
>>168685275
nice to know that I don't need to stoop to this level of desperation to get attention from people
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>>168687036
>implying he even gets attention
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>>168687278
You're giving it to him right now, friend
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when you die and your mother is going through your computer and finds your 1TB hard drive full of monkey images, she is going to think you were a degenerate.

She'll be right.
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>>168688867
those cyborg monkey pics are brand new, show them some respect
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Cosmo is currently re-streaming old runs without post-commentary or using a webcam (thank god). There's still hope that the whole transition was all an art project to expose how the current society allows and encourages degeneracy, and that Cosmo will return with the deep, smooth male voice playing Breath of the Wild on March 3rd. The fact that he isn't using facecam or mic right now might suggest that he's working on getting his old voice/looks back as we speak.

This is our last hope to get Cosmo back.
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Monkeyposting is worth it for anyone just because squid is kind of a sad cunt and uses words like >triggering unironically.

I wouldn't be surprised if he really had a tranny fetish.
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>>168689681
What are you talking about? Where has he sad that?
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>>168689497
his voice is currently male
it's fooling nobody
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>>168689497
come home, cosmo
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>>168689681
>>168689906
???
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>>168659060
fuck you, dude. either start verifying runs or give mod to someone who gives a shit.
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The "grind monkey" meme is redundant as all hell. Every speedrunner has to grind. If they don't, their times are shit.

That said, Squid is both stupid and an asshole. The "above it all" meme is perfectly relevant.
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>>168691304
I don't grind
I do no reset runs only
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>>168691304
>The "grind monkey" meme is redundant as all hell.
It's funny, that's what counts.

>Every speedrunner has to grind. If they don't, their times are shit.
Not true. Some people get better times in significantly less attempts.

>That said, Squid is both stupid and an asshole. The "above it all" meme is perfectly relevant.
Calm down, ion. He did nothing to you but steal your wrs.
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Squid seems fine to me. Am I missing something?
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>>168691469
>it's funny
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>>168691598
>Am I missing something?
Either that or you have a high tolerance for cuntiness and stupidity.
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Squid has literally done nothing wrong
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>>168691875
Do his nuts really taste that good?
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>>168691598
Bitchy numale faggot depresso. Tried to police the thread and considered himself some kind of speedrunning authority.
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>>168691964
Why blatantly lie and shitpost?
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>>168692010
How can you lie about something that's completely subjective?
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>>168692002
Do you have any proof of this or are you just lying or believing stale /srg/ memes?

>>168692061
>It's the same guy that was crying over SM64
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>>168692113
>Do you have any proof of this or are you just lying or believing stale /srg/ memes?
>proof of a subjective opinion
Next you're gonna ask me to provide scientific evidence for why my favorite color is green.
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>>168692184
>he is going by stale /srg/ memes that hold no substence
>>
So what's the deal with Flippy_o?
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>>168691304
>>168691828
>>168691964
>>168692002
>>168692061
>>168692184
t. jealous beta spewing lies to defame a beast
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Remember when Squid had Cronikeys delete 80% of the srg sr.tv list so that he would be the only one on it?

Remember when Cronikeys suddenly hated Squid because he lied to her about something, and we never found out what?
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>>168692860
>that one guy who takes /srg/ literally
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>>168692828
What's to be jealous of?
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>>168692995
You tell us, guy who's going on an autism rampage
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>>168693074
Well, you're the one who claimed jealousy. Maybe you're the one who is lying and shitposting without proof?
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>>168693154
*autistic obsession intensifies*
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>>168693237
*bonobo howls*
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>>168693248
*autistic obsession intensifies*
>>
>>
>guy having a conversation with himself thinks he has owned someone who doesn't even see his autistic rambling
>>
SM64 is real gaming. True gaming. THE gaming. Nothing has ever surpassed it, and nothing will ever surpass it. It is the magnum opus, the hallmark, the pinnacle, the greatness in cartridge form. It is only by God's grace that you are allowed to take in and enjoy the endless splendor that SM64 provides for the entirety of your existence upon this parallel universe. You are allowed to live solely because SM64 wills it, and it can end this agreement in a blink of an eye. Praise be unto SM64.
There is nothing left but SM64.
Forever.
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>>168696560
>average 30 seconds of gameplay for every 10 seconds of towntime
>15 levels in the game
>7 stars in each level for which you start all of them at the exact same spot
>autists think this isn't boring
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>>168697202

>towntime
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>>168697202
word. a lot of the stars don't even have different movement than other stars until the end too. SM64 is slow paced and repetitive as fuck.
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tfw everyone in the thread keeps going on about "pie" so you followed "pie" but it turns out they were really talking about "iateyourpie" but "pie" is actually a really good streamer.
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>>168698540
>SM64 is slow paced
Agreed. Compared to Spyro, it's ridiculously slow.
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miyamoto himself has graced me with his signature, you're all beneath me
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>>168698771
This is the funniest post I have seen all day.
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>>168698771
it's not even that the movement is slow (even though it kind of is.)

it's that there's so much god damn waiting. star spawn animations, door opening animations, waiting 10 seconds between every god damn star. it's fucking horrific. you spend like 1/4 of the game just waiting to be able to play.
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>>168698826
that's 4 cosmo
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>>168698952
Even the movement is slow. It feels like mario is jumping in slow motion. It's a gimmicky game where failing a clunky strat results in a tremendous loss of time.

In comparison, spyro is faster, more movement based and all about skill. You don't lose 30 seconds over clunky "skips" in that game.
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>>168698896
>>168698771
Not only is movement in Spyro much faster than SM64, it objectively requires a higher APM.
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>>168699159
>spyro is better because you can be shit and get away with it

Keep em comin
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>>168699159
>It's a gimmicky game where failing a clunky strat results in a tremendous loss of time.
>You don't lose 30 seconds over clunky "skips" in that game.
Sorry man. I'm with you on Spyro being a better speedgame, but SM64 movement is perfectly precise. The only way you can fuck up is if you make a mistake.

If you want people to take your opinions seriously, don't just make shit up.
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>>168699261
It just means it's a better speedgame. Skip based speedgames become irrelevant when all the skips work in unison. That's why Cheese's sub 48 kills the speedrun with the current route, and he admits himself that it has a lot of small mistakes. Spyro can be pushed much further.
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>>168699212
And in addition to that, there's next to 0 downtime. You don't get a 10 second baby break every 30 seconds like in SM64, you have to play and execute almost continuously for 90 minutes straight.
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>>168699442
>almost 0 downtime
>everytime you enter and leave a stage you wait for the gem count
>every single dragon you unlock

lmfao
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>>168699417
>Spyro can be pushed much further.
Definitely. Spyro has significantly more potential for optimization.

I don't agree with you that SM64 is a skip based game, though. It's obviously mostly dependent on good movement.
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>>168699721
>everytime you enter and leave a stage you wait for the gem count
>every single dragon you unlock
Still considerably less downtime than SM64. Dragons take like 3 seconds, and loading screens take like 6.

In sm64 you wait 10 seconds for almost every single star.
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>>168699726
It has a lot of minor skips where you lose 15 seconds or so if you fail them. Spyro mostly has bonks and much less of that stuff generally. That's why it's better.
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¿Who here Mega Man 2?
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>>168699856
SM64 is literally all about movement. They are actually very similar.
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why is speedrunning the worst community on the internet
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>>168700247
>speedrunning
>worst community on the internet
Did you get your first computer this year?
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>>168700317
It's full of trannies, drama, bad memes, and people taking video games too seriously
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>>168700445
>It's full of trannies, drama, bad memes, and people taking video games too seriously
So you're new to the internet, I gather?
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>>168701204
Hello
If you're replying to the whole post, and not a specific part of it, there is no need to greentext it.
Welcome to 4chan!
>>
Friendly reminder to maintain proper posture when speedrunning!
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>>168703883
fuck you buddy
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>>168703883
thanks, my man!
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>>168704396
I'm not a man
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>>168703517
you don't get to tell me what to do
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>>168704617
Yes you are, Cosmo.
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>>168704332
I'm only looking out for your health, Anon... :(
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>>168704646
looks like he just did :^)
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>>168704865
you're about 21 years too late
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>>168699856
What the fuck drugs are you taking? Do you even run the game?

Spyro has a ton of skips where you can lose a lot of time. Credits skip and the advanced route in Lofty, for example. Not to mention all the bullshit at the end of any%.
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>>168707339
Whatever. It's not the same gay shit as in SM64
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>>168707619
No, it's even gayer, because you lose like 2 full fucking minutes on credits skip if you fail it.
>>
spyro is a boring no skill furshit collectathon
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>>168708493
you have literally no idea what you're saying lmao
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>>168708697
t. guy who was 100% wrong about what kknd of run spyro is
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>>168708859
It's a movement heavy, very high skill ceiling 3d platformer. Just like SM64, except it's faster paced, higher APM, has more gameplay, and less standing around doing nothing.
>>
>birthday stream :D
>>
Over half of the stars in SM64 are boring and trivial, and you spend a massive amount of the ruin literally standing there waiting to be able to do something. It really is the most overrated speedgame.
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>>168709295
SM64 is real gaming. True gaming. THE gaming. Nothing has ever surpassed it, and nothing will ever surpass it. It is the magnum opus, the hallmark, the pinnacle, the greatness in cartridge form. It is only by God's grace that you are allowed to take in and enjoy the endless splendor that SM64 provides for the entirety of your existence upon this parallel universe. You are allowed to live solely because SM64 wills it, and it can end this agreement in a blink of an eye. Praise be unto SM64.
There is nothing left but SM64.
Forever.
>>
>>168709016
It's banjo kazooie on the playstation, fuck off with your furry bullshit.
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Oh boy, I can't wait to do the super exciting 30+ second long boos carousel star, wait around for 10 seconds, then do the 30+ second star where you run around in a circle around a giant eyeball. I'm having so much fun!
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>>168709470
>It's banjo kazooie on the playstation
That's a talented level of delusion.
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>>168709518
Imagine being this mad about how good SM64 is.
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>>168709845
>*spends a minute jumping on wigglers head*
oh my god this is the PINNACLE of SKILL
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>>168710084
What is the purpose of this post? You've picked out a tiny party of the run that no one ever claims is difficult, tripled the amount of time it takes and posted a sarcastic comment. Very confusing.
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>>168710602
Those are just some examples. Literally half the run is boring and trivial. The only interesting parts of the game are 100 coin stars, some red coin stars, and bowser stages.
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>>168710602
>tripled the amount of time it takes
you're fucking stupid and don't even know your own game lmao
>>
How can SM64 be a good speedgame if over half of the stars are easy/boring, spend 10 seconds waiting around between every single star (not even counting star spawn animations), and do the same levels over and over again?
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>>168710602
>You've picked out a tiny party of the run that no one ever claims is difficult

list of terrible, boring stars in sm64 off the top of my head:

-princess secret slide x 2
-shoot into the wild blue
-aquarium red coins
-chip off whomps block
-through the jet stream
-jrb eel
-every single star in DDD other than 100
-BoB king
-in the talons of the big bird
-every star in LLL other than 100
-every star in CCM other than reds
-watch for rolling rocks
-eye to eye in the secret room
-big boos ,merry-go-round
-a-maze-ing emergency exit
-shocking arrow lifts
-wiggler
-thi pirhanas
-top of the huge island
-every TTM star other than 100
-every SL star other than 100 and snowman's head
-wing mario over the rainbow

also reminder you have to wait at least 10 seconds after each of these stars doing fuck all before you can start doing another star
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>>168712089
oh yeah, and top of the pyramid
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>>168710602
>party of the run that no one ever claims is difficult
From what I can tell, the whole run is easy. All I hear SM64 runners ever talking about is how easy every star is.
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Did garrison ever sell all his videogames and get the insurance salesman job of his dreams?
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>120 is the true category 70 is easy mode!!!!!
>all the stars you don't get in 70 are 'boring'

lmfao
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>>168714529
No, it's the other way around. 70 star is primarily boring stars.
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>>168712768
Getting a good time is not easy.
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>>168714663
Seems easy enough to me. Cheese has what, like 5000 hours in the game? There are runners in other games with way more than that.
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>>168714770
You pulled that number out of your ass. No one keeps track.
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>>168714770
there are dustforce runners with more hours than that and it's a 2d game lol
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>>168714868
People claim all the time that it's around the 5000 hour mark, including Cheese himself.
>>
The only people who think SM64 is the hardest speedgame are SM64 runners, which makes perfect sense. It's strange how utterly and laughably incapable they are at recognizing their own bias.
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>>168715362
>SM64 runners
Fucking LOL. It's all stream monsters, buddy.
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>>168715461
flippy_o was saying straight up in his chat the other day that nothing compares to SM64 and that nobody can make an argument for otherwise.
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>>168715686
Irrel with an inflated ego. No wonder he'd be saying such nonsense.
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>>168715686
That's true.
>>
Boy am I ever glad I've been paying the low, low price of $4.99 each month to subscribe to the Games Done Quick LLCâ„¢ Twitchâ„¢ channel! Now I have the supreme pleasure of enjoying this GDQ Hotfixâ„¢ without advertisements! And I can rest easy knowing that every last penny of mine is supporting the wonderful Prevent Cancer Foundationâ„¢.
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>>168719005
SM64 is better than any of your speedgames.
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>>168719262
This post is proof that SM64 runners are clueless about what's going on around them.
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>>168709470
>>168708493
>>168698896
^retarded people
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>>168689497
cosmo regrets it
but he knows its too late
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>>168721372
it's not too late. he has a good 40 years left of his life, which is longer than he's lived so far. why couldn't he go back if he wanted to?
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The The God Gamer Stigma Stigma
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The Page 10 Stigma
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our bois going the fuck in on GDQs right now in the feedback thread!!

shit is going DOWN!
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>>168727654
how long until he gets banned?
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>>168727654
Stream monster with no authority
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Snap poll - who are the top three stream monsters?
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>>168731250
headcrab + 2 of his alts
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>>168731250
flippy_o
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>>168731250
mbison
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>>168732249
>>168733047
this is offensive to the cuban race
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stupid fuckin animal farm
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Why is Oats running any% again? And why does Cheese still not have 16 star world record?
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>>168737427
Great question! Would anyone like to answer?
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>>168715686
irl friend of flippy_o's here

dont try to discuss anime with the guy he will shit on what you like and force mediocre shows down your throat, goes for pretty much anything
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>>168739385
thanks for the late response!
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>>168737427
Oats > Zoast
>>
oats>toast
>>
https://twitter.com/transgamerthink/status/832628738533699584
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>>168737427
Cheese is a type of food made from processing milk, it doesn't play videogames.
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>>168399720
So I just started getting into speedrunning so I'm probably pretty behind the current news but SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS THING IS
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>>168745048
thanks for the late response!
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>>168743817
Why is it always the tranny that they have write about speedrunning?
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https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/833037322618810368
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>>168727654
based brobuzz
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>>168748386
thanks for the late response!
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>>168748091
kek what a cuck
>>
>>168748386
>calling yourself based

What does BroBuzz speedrun?
>>
>>168745048
Do you know who he used to be?
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>>168739385
>flippy_o
>irl friends
good one
>>
>>168751785
>>>
> Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)02:28:18 No.168749169â–¶
>>>168748091
i mean i literally live 50 kilometers from him but ok
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>>168752492
What kind of friend posts about someone they know IRL on 4chan?
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>>168752492
If you're telling the truth, how do you put up with being around that insufferable, egotistal cock slurper?
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>>168753153
>egotistal
egotistical*
>>
dude nice
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>>168753153
i dont really talk to him anymore ever since the incident you feel me
>>
When talking about why speedrunning is in the state that it is now, something I notice being thrown around a lot is the fact that there aren't any content creators.

How do we fix this? Maybe a channel that explains the tech behind certain runs to ease new people into the field?
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>>168764265
she needs to stop
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>>168764958
>she
stop
>>
>>168764958
>she
you need to stop
>>
>>168765656
a man's slow descent into madness
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>narcissa is the monkeyposter
now THIS is a twist nobody expected
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>>168766084
He's currently crying in his twitch chat, trying to brigade samandtolki.
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>the monkey poster is also a tranny poster and a redditor
now THIS is not a twist because everyone already knew it
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>>168767535
*cosmo
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>>168767535
I would prefer it if you would be quiet lmao
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>>168764265
>>168764662
>>168765656
why did you delete?
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>>168685275
Monkeyposting is stupid but I find the little ones so cute.
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>>168769921
Real yoshi or just romhacks?
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>>168770187
vanilla
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>>168769440
Okay.
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>>168771725
duck duck goose
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real talk though cosmo the man is a fucking loon lol
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>>168771870
whatever gave you that impression
>>
>still posting about a non-speedrunner

i bet you fags would be talking abut jiano if they transitioned too

you are all tranny OBSESSED freaks

go speedrun
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>>168764291
please respond
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>>168772425
what do you mean by "you fags"?
>>
>>168772489
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>168771725
I'm going to post double now. Goddamn I love me the Streisand effect.
>>
greetings speedrunners
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>>168773131
happy to help!
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>>168772554
you (the fag reading this post)
>>
is kart actually a tranny, or is he just an effeminate fag
>>
tfw lost my speed motivation
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>>168774039
don't start this again
>>
>>168774124
start what
>>
a cuck on twitter
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>>168774443
11 to go, we can do it
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>>168775089
who is we?
>>
The God Gamer Stigma DIES TODAY
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The Page 10 Stigma
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
The Page 9 Stigma
>>
grindxmonkey
>>
>>168783241
*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!
>>
>>
its happening boys
>>
the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
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>>168785424
but that would kill them
>>
okay for real, the fact that cosmo is streaming his old footage of when he was a guy pretty much solidifies for me that he doesn't actually suffer from BDD or gender dysphoria and is just doing it for attention
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>>168788624
No fucking shit you retarded fuck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zAgxVzVyU
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>>168788919
i dont really keep up on it desu
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>>168788624
or maybe it's just a lazy/easy way to make more money than usual.

that's the most logical explanation, desu. you guys are reaching hard.
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>>168788624
he transitioned because he can, because he has autogynephilia, because he doesn't want to take the responsibilities of a man, it's why when he whines about all his problems in life it's never about his gender, he doesn't actually know what gender dysphoria is like, it's why he doesn't want to see a therapist and why he gets his mormones from an informed consent clinic

we all realized these facts a long time ago
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>>168789097
idk, I'm a degen that's been diagnosed with BDD and gender dysphoria and I know a whole bunch of trannies and none of them can stand to look at or think about their old selves

>>168789141
death 2 agp
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>>168789037
>>168789218
gimme your steam ID, anime

I think we could be good friends
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>>168789218
>people i know act this way, so cosmo has to too
stunning insight
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>>168789338
why are you taking this so personally
>>
Is Narci regretting turning into a girl? Why is she rewatching all the footage of her glory years?
>>
>>168789435
steam ID

now
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>>168789285
>>168789469
stop being gay
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>>168789469
I don't speedrun, I just like watching speedrunners. I'm a boring as fuck australian my friend
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>>168789503
I can't help it

>>168789528
I'm sure you're an interesting person, I say that and I'm not even a chaser
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>>168789618
holy shit just go to /v/ and make a steam thread if you're going to be this thirsty
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>>168671228
tfw Carcinogen has 1 hour prep time
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>>168789528
>australian
>is a shitposting stream monster
of course
>>
What dank game should I stream and interact with twitch chat to revive speed running?
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>>168797130
Glover
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>>168797223
Psx or n64?
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>>168797375
PC
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>>168797543
shit, didn't even know glover came out on windows.
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>>168797130
Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64 Video Game Console
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>>168802065
>underage
Reported
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>>168802642
But what did they post?
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>>168803472
I bet it was M1 up to his old tricks again.
>>
the jopes are back

can anyone stop them?
>>
>24 Hour Stream | Birthday at Midnight EST =) | Uncharted 3 Drake's Deception Playthrough

Why doesn't the Twitch Communities speedrunning page have an option to report streams that are unrelated to speedrunning?
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>>168785424
the CURE for mentally ill tranny-obsessed AUTISTS is a BULLET to the BRAIN
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>>168803472
I'm still traumatized from even seeing it.
>>
I did a speedrun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXNyLxoiVNo
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>>168749487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSWw4XIvgII
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>>168806286
because twitch communities are garbage and were only implemented to stop the popular speedrunners from whining and crying every day to twitch staff
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>>168794217
>>168796063
>>168802065
>>168803706
why did you delete?
>>
cosmo wants people to stop reddit.com/u/grindmonk
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>>168820736
>grindmonk
What did he mean by this?
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>>168822193
it's the latest twist in the squid saga
turns out cosmo is the monkey poster
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>>168822338
>cosmo is the monkey poster
>when he grindmonkeyed the shit out of OoT Any%
what the fuck
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>>168822560
He only had 600 odd attempts of the swordless though. You can hardly call him a speedrunner with a number like that.
>>
sc2 just died....
serg is next.....
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>>168824848
>>168824718
>>
more like sperg
>>
Who would have thought Cosmo would turn out to be the most annoying poster in /srg/ history?
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duke? more like ahab after spearing beneziaa
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dude they broke up....
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Are emulators really ok for FFIX? From what I've seen everyone runs it on PSone and PS2.
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emulators are banned their not official and its too easy to cheat!!!

*imports $500 japanese cart*
*buys expensive rare console with specific hardware revision*
*uses backwards compatible console with faster load times*
*uses faster third party memory card*
*mods console to remove region lock*
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kiss the crab claws
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>>168828430
emulators are never ok for any game.
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>>168830831
Then why is vc allowed in so many?
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>>168831525
*glenn laughs*
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>>168832485
~official~
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>>168832959
That's chinese cheat machine level delusion, have fun with your hormone pills.
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>>168832485
because those game communities are controlled by children. any proper speedrun community will ban all emulators, or make them a separate leaderboard.
>>
speaking of chinese cheat machines why didn't cosmo just try to retake the OoT record?
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>>168833054
>when it comes to emulators, the opinions of greasy, basement-dwelling nerds are more important than the opinions of the highly-paid professionals that designed the systems
>when it comes to gender, the opinions of autogynephilic, basement-dwelling trannies on reddit are more important than the opinions of highly respected, professional neuroscientists
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>>168833686
John Fucking Numbers broke his spirit and slapped the man out of him
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>>168833686
Once Grind Monkeys achieve the god time in their mind they are physically unable to push the game any lower, they don't have the open mind or the ability. Dumb fucking grind monkeys.
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>>168838130
This, if cosmo had the patience and ability to find new strategies to cut time off the route he wouldn't have resorted to the ique in the first place.
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>srg constantly shitting on mike
>wheres mike etc
>hes streaming
>not a peep

why is srg so pathetic?
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>>168840502
peep
>>
>>>/v/367975864
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>>168830162
>>168831525
>>168842875
why did you delete?
>>
>>168840502
who the hell is mike?
>>
Hey bois can we post some speedsquares?
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>>168845234
Some baby keeps reporting it.
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>>168848380
>waawaaa my cancer keeps getting deleted mommy!!!
>WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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>>168848819
is that even a real question? cyberdemon is a literal goblin. at least pie has a chance at fucking a fat chick someday.
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>>168848819
pie has a gf actually
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>>168849018
yes he does.
>>
death

DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS
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>>168848650
who are you quoting?
>>
dropping an upword on the post below
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everybody who posts in this thread should drink bleach
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>>168839819
holy crap she's cute
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
The Good Gamer Stigma
>>
The True Road To 250 Subs
>>
The 100 Follower Special
>>
The Ocarina Of Time
>>
The Terror From the Deep
>>
The Zero Time Dilemma
>>
thats enough
>>
...Stigma
>>
>beginning today, I will focus on getting 1:39 in 120 star once again!
>does one attempt
>resets
>switches to OoT 100%
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>>168856997
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
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>>168713452
Gross
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>>168860357
>de headcrab face
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>>168861737

how is that a headcrab face?
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>>168862390
>de hippie spacing
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>>168862418
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>>168861615
thanks for the late response!
>>
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>when you're on page 10
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>>168864917
why didn't you sage?
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>>168864917
are you constipated, anime?
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>>168864917
Nice twitter image you normie.
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>>168865148
why did you sage?

>>168865380
yes
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>>168865530
>he doesn't follow the bot
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>>168865710
enjoy the artifacts senpai
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>>168866218
joke's on you i live in artifacts
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when u on page 10
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>>168868603
why didn't you sage?
>>
>page 10
farewell srg
>>
I almost want to speedrun stuff but at the same time I can't see the point, I'd rather play different games even if it wouldn't net a following.
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>>168874275
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>168874482
Because then I'd have to remove it when I post in other threads, and that's more effort than it's worth.

To further trigger you without saging, I ask a question: as far as capture cards go, is there a recommended/best one for hdmi? is the sc512 still good, are there better alternatives (better, not just cheaper)?
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why does he type like that
>>
>>168875010
who like what
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>>168848040
you first
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>>168875392
thanks for the late response!
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>>168874915
go to a streamer you like and check their info
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>>168875537
Half of them use a sc512, the other half use cheap shit tier stuff.
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I just got a wr!
>>
What happened to speedrunsafterdark?
Their twitter is gone from the looks of it
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>>168875837
good job anime!
>>
>>168875939
>thinking a random /v/edditor can do anything
>>
So I haven't posted here in awhile and it looks like this place is completely dead lol so long losers.
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>>168879556
why didn't you sage?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0CAAMPpQxU
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>>168875537
normal low% pacifist true ending
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Apologize.
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The Page 10 Stigma
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>>168885156
>the first gamer ever to beat all
Reminder he's not going to be the first, and there's evidence for it.
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>>168890207
Where is the evidence then?
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>>168890534
Some guy made a mention in a guide on gamefaqs he had only a few games left to beat. Ask duggy if you want to know more.
>makes guides
>has no reason to lie
>way before TMR even started his let's play project
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>>168890825
b-but TMR will be the first to beat them all while recording entire game footage!
>>
>>168885156
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gamer
>>
TMR could get WR in every NES game and it still wouldn't be impressive.
>>
MY FINAL WIND WAKER STREAM EVER!!!!!!!!!

*presses play button on a video and goes away*
>>
>>168895931
>NES "speedrunning"
He couldn't even WR in contra, which is the epitome of a meme speedrun.
>>
Reminder that TMR didn't beat this licensed game:
http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=10&threadid=71058
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>>168897436
NES games are fun man.
>>
>>168897436
i thought games like pepsiman and E.T. were meme runs. what's wrong with contra?
>>
>>168897803
*vibrates arm and holds right*
>>
>>168897719
>no nintendo seal of quality
>>
>>168897803
For some reason there are people who think skill has anything to do with speedrunning, and that games that don't require a lot of skill aren't speedruns.

Those people are delusional, of course.
>>
>>168897872
>I'm more knowledgable about Hong Kong NES games than people on a Nintendo collector's forum.
>>
Can we get /r/speedrun banned for raiding Club Penguin with abusive chat comments?
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>>168898035
It is speedrunning, but it's laughable compared to games with actual communities and competition.
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>>168900458
>games with actual communities and competition.
But there are none of those. It's speedrunning. Even the most popular games have less than 1500 runners across their entire history, usually with less than 20 active runners at any given time. Anyone who thinks this amounts to "actual communities and competition" is delusional.
>>
>>168902609
>Even the most popular games have less than 1500 runners across their entire history
not to mention that the vast majority of those runners are people who picked up the game for a month and dropped the game forever.

people who think speedrunning is competitive are by far the most retarded members of the community.
>>
>>168903031
If you are in competition with others, it's a competitive, the number doesn't matter.
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>>168903672
Then this negates the argument that NES games aren't competitive.
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>>168903031
this is whats wrong with speedrunning. there are tens of thousands of runners spread among tens of thousands of different games. no one competes against each other. they all compete against themselves. this in itself isn't bad, but when the "community" tries to force speedrunning as an esport, this creates a problem. esports require competition against other players. there just isn't enough people competing against each other to justify making speedrunning an esport.

the only way this will change is if there is some central authority that incentivizes people to specifically compete in certain games, thus creating more competition.
>>
>>168903925
who cares about the (((community)))? there's no goal beyond going fast shit for people who aren't deluded. it's about mastering something and challenging yourself for the sake of it. people who think about speedrunning in instrumental terms, pushing it as a spectator activity, they are sad creatures. even practicing basic chords on a steel string guitar will get you more recognition and status in 1/10 of the effort it takes to be decent at moderately developed speedgames.
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>>168905356
See that's the problem right now. GDQs have pushed speedrunning as a spectator sport now. They even have runner interviews at events. Speedrunning should not be a spectator sport right now in it's current situation. Most of the community just focuses on mastering their games. However, with more and more exposure GDQs bring on the community, it is slowly getting pushed to mastering games just to get it into a GDQ. I'd wager that majority of speedrunners ultimate goal is to run their game at a GDQ just to get that extra exposure to grow their stream.

So how do you fix it? Is it even fixable? Can the hobby survive with both people trying to force it as a spectator sport and people trying to just have fun? If someone is #1 in their game and doesn't stream, do they get ridiculed? If they do stream are they peer pressured to sell out and pander to the spectator audience?

The community needs a general direction and someone to lead it to be honest. Right now, there is none.
>>
>>168907012
It doesn't need to be fixed. It's a single player hobby. Nothing anyone else does can change how you approach it.
>>
Toufoul being triggered like a reddit baby on Twitter
>>
>>168907012
I don't think it needs that. Very few hobbies need "general direction" or some shit like that. All speedrunning needs is a couple people who really like playing a game. "Speedrunning" writ large is a nonentity. There's "Speedrunning momo4" and "speedrunning fangames" and "speedrunning OoT" or m64, but putting them all together is something that only happens with GDQs. Just because people want something to be a sport doesn't mean it is going to succeed or that it should affect you at all. I rarely even use a timer when I speedrun RutM anymore. I don't care what other people do. And yet I'm still speedrunning. Maybe some people only get into speedrunning because they want to be at a GDQ. That's cool. That's not exactly the same hobby, though. They want to be a "speedrun broadcaster."

Why are you worried about the hobby "surviving?" I don't even know what that means. It seriously doesn't matter if someone streams or not. These are nonissues. Maybe r/speedrun or GDQfags care if you stream or if your stream is "newbie-friendly," but why should -you- care? It doesn't matter.
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>>168908315
>10th place
>blindly hateful towards someone because they are not from england
>still exposed in your main meme game

What an undeniably pathetic post.
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>>168908910
just banter mate
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>>168908910
LiquidxYid
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>>168910658
Typical NoobKillerRoof response, instantly starts obsessing over Squid for no reason. This is true autism at work.
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>>168907794
reminder there were people who quit their day job to speedrun on twitch for a living. they have a large investment in speedrunning remaining a spectator sport and will not stop trying to keep it mainstream and profitable.
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>>168910906
yeah so
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I thought momo newboi was bullied out of /srg/?
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>>168910906
good thing mario maker came out and saved those peoples careers.
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>>168911789
After exposing himself as the guy constantly calling Half a cripple, he needs to stay gone.

>le chat nuggies
>srg pandering commands
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>>168912857
>constantly calling Half a cripple
>le chat nuggies
>srg pandering commands
based
link to his channel?
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>>168913846
Out
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>>168914203
>>168912857
>le look at how self loathing i am xD
>le /srg/ memes are shitty, am I right, fellow sergians? xD

Why are you still here?
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>>168916736
Stop crying after you got called out for being a mega faggot. This is a place for anonymous speedrunning discussion, not circle jerking over epic nugget memes and being epic for the sake of it.
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>>168919000
dead link, try again
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medievil?
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>>168920681
>>168921046
>>168921046
>>168921046
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