/ceg/ - Conan Exiles General

porky porky mate

I'm gonna build a bedroll hidden beneath the terrain in every thrall spawn point I see and you can't stop me

>>168106996
>find bedroll
>ban user

ded game

>>168106360
>soft

where are all the swimming animations

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>>168108413

If I liked Wurm Online but hated the combat would I probably like this?

>>168109143
Wurm has a million times more depth so maybe not.
Try again in 2-3 years.

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Nice

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>tfw finish manor/villa and don't know what to build next

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slavin' & tradin' is kinda fun when you find sane community

>>168109369
>being libertaria
we're going to wipe that shit out.

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>>168110154
>we're going to wipe
It's ok I'm already empty inside.

Honestly we have no idea who's building shit all over the place. It would be nice to get their names so we can deal with them.

>>168110672
It's your clan, your responsibility. Either you handle or the rest of the server will handle you.

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Today Trug was accused of using speed hacks, this was later proven untrue.

It turns out, Trug truly was clicking faster than his opponent.

>>168110861
I'm not their leader. I joined because I was asked to since I built right next to their base and never bothered to build anywhere else.
It's nearly impossible to manage the tribe given the current state of the game.

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who else /comfy/ ?

>>168111901
Oh fuck thats nice

>>168111901
>tfw I'll probably end up buying this game just for the comfy looking building
On that note, is the base building fucked at all or is it generally accepted to be nice?

>>168112254
the snap points are kinda shit and you can't build too high without supports

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>>168112254
Base building is acceptable, it's hard to make certain shapes happen since there are no diagonal blocks, only cake slices at best, but once you get used to it and find the workarounds, you can easily make really nice looking places! Unfortunately most people, even on RP servers settle for a Dried-Poo Box.

>>168112403
Sounds fairly standard I guess.

>>168112554
How are RP servers anyways? It seems like it would be neat in this game provided the admins don't have pants on head retarded strict rules to follow.

>>168112720
The 3 servers I've played on haven't been that strict, but no griefing allowed, you can steal from people and kill them, but usually you should have a roleplay reason, the RP-PvP concept is a lot of fun, adds more depth, clan-conflict etc! I'd definately recommend it.

>>168112554
i'll take a moist poo box

>>168112783
>usually you should have a roleplay reason
This is okay. When admins start requiring fucking forms to be filled out and submitted where both parties have to agree to fight is when shit gets real bad.
Any consensus on ERP being allowed/banned and would people see my steam name in game?

>>168112971
as long as you don't tell anyone your steam name and make your character name different no one can tell you're sucking every futacock you see.

>>168112971
I haven't seen any flat out ERP servers, there's usually a little tidbit about how they allow "all forms of RP" or "with permission" etc. A lot of them require an application. Mostly due to limited slots.

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>>168112971
Yeah your steam name is visible ingame, ERP is not something I've tried, but people have added me on steam after roleplaying ingame and written quite smutty things / hitting on me. So I don't think it would be too hard to arrange something, the two RP servers I've played on have been for adults tho.. so I think that helps in the whole.. sexual spectrum of things!

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>>168113136
One of my RP servers have password, you join their discord and the admins just want to talk to you quickly, make sure you're not the scout for some russian zerg party, once in (took like 2 minutes from within finding the server) I was being escorted to a clan stronghold where they equipped and took me in with some fun Roleplay involved, I got to gather and help them build an outpost and one of the guys offered me a drink at the tavern once we where done for the day. Definately comfy, (adult server, so they basically told me "have sex if you wanna, just dont do it in the global chat please!")

>>168113032
Noice, but Conan uses steam servers correct? So they would still see me in their recently played list. I don't know if my paranoia could handle that.

>>168113136
I sort of doubted explicitly ERP servers were out there and applications seem like a given to help keep out the turbo-shitters with a whitelist

>>168113164
>your steam name is visible ingame
I'm getting mixed messages here.

I'm only really concerned about people finding my steam because I have normies on there who I would rather not know I'm secretly a dirty grill online.
I'm too cheap to buy Conan for two accounts since I'm sure the normies would want to play Conan for a bit with me before too long

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>>168113497
Could be a server option, but I can just hit, like you said, recently played, and find everyone I want to find, but hey. If you're a dirty person, be a dirty person, don't let your dreams be dreams!

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>>168113659
>don't let your dreams be dreams!
There may be a furry I know through work on my friends list, but I'm not yet ready to come out of my closet of degeneracy to them

>>168113781
Should clarify, "them" in this context is supposed to mean my whole friends list, not just the furry. I merely named them as they are the most degenerate person on my friends list although still a chill guy.

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>>168113781
No need to announce it, just be yourself and if they ASK, you can choose if you want to answer vaguely or just leave it be.

Parading what you're into sexually is not something I recommend, just do it, don't put a sign on it!

>>168113497
>spoiler
Buy it on a second account, and when your normies want to play tell them you know someone who might let you play with his account and play with your second account?

where/what is happening on hyena that makes laori and trump bitch all fucking day in global chat? like is there screenshots?

>Workshop already getting shit

Good mods soon

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>>168113858
I mentioned my paranoia earlier, and I don't think I could trust someone to keep the shit in game and out of my steam profile. I'm from /pol/ and I feel immense shame towards my degeneracy.

I really should go to sleep earlier and not shitpost at night. I start self reflecting too much and everything gets weird from there on

>>168114005
The normies know I'm not a nigger who shares accounts since I've was burned in the past over letting some poorfag bum off my Minecraft account for a while.

https://discord.gg/wJGbGde
why do i do this nobody ever uses it anyways

>>168114760
It should be added to the OP next time

>>168115004
thanks footfag

>>168114149
don't worry, lots of people have degenerate fetishes and still live nondegenerate lives. i like feet, bdsm, humiliation, pet play, latex and recently got into butt stuff and i'm quite the /pol/ack as well, just don't let your friends know about either of those :3

deus vult ~

>>168115321
>>168114149
I guess people really dont practice what they preach

>>168115518
what does this mean? im a kinky evro

>>168115518
I don't preach all of /pol/'s supposed values, but if push came to shove I would align myself with the nationalists and renounce my degenerate shortcomings as best I could.
My only regret is that I will never ever actually be a white woman that can bring the next generation into the world

>>168116097
If your beliefs overlap with you goals of your life then I can't tell you what to do.
But I can honestly tell you that yourself as a individual has little to no impact of the overall future of the world. You should enjoy yourself and make sure anyone you bring into this world has the same opportunity you had to live your life.

they haven't had an update in a while

>>168115518
>>168115829
i know what it means now
youre wrong

by browsing pol doesnt mean im the typical right wing, i dont like capitalism(doesnt mean i enjoy some parts of it)
>socialist
>nationalist
>doesnt want to kill jews nor muslims, just wish that they'd live where they belong and for the EU and usa to stop bombing their country so they dont have to flood up to where i live and rape me, rape should only be a fantasy thing in videogames like conan exiles, not in real life, thats rude!

>>168115004
I agree

>>168111160
wrong. he wasnt clicking faster. I was doing double click attack which makes right slash and combines it with left slash. He wasnt aware of th move so he was clicking once per right slash animation. That fits 1-2 more slashes between your double click shit attack. GG thanks. die in fire. And stop posting your autism

>>168110154
We follow the NAP bro.

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Holy shit who's the cuck that keeps blocking other people from accessing the Set priest? Why must you be such a goddamn nigger? I'm growing tired of fixing your bullshit just to find out you reverted it to its previous state and take the blame for it

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>lure an elephant into a camp
>capture the blacksmith npc while they are busy fighting the elephant
>half way back to my base get a hyena on my ass
>turn around and cleave both it and the blacksmith in half
fuck

>>168117501
thats why you dont run away from aggro while draging bitchez and other shit face it kill it continue

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>>168117501
I feel you. I had a bitch hogtied and was running and had a rhino on my ass. I finally turned to kill it, and the rhino killed my bitch.

>>168113164
>Yeah your steam name is visible ingame,
Which sucks. Unimmersive having a well-chosen name only to have XxXpuSsYZlayzorxXx right below.

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>wake up, nice morning, but whats this, screaming?
>some wild looking asshole with huge rippling muscles cutting his way through our village
>jesus christ I better help!
>get bonked in the noggin'
>start to come to, being dragged through bushes, over tiny rocks, burning hot sand
>hear the laughter of a hyena behind us
>motherfucker cuts me in half

WHYYYY DUDE!

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is this intentional blocking or is it kewl?

>>168119549
It's my old outpost before joining Lib. I built the staircase as a shortcut from the hill to the river and I occasionally use it for the temple and the furnace inside. Other than that there's not much going in there.
I scouted around before settling down and I'm pretty sure I am not blocking any spawn point.

However if you feel that it's in the way I will proceed to tear it down next time I login

>T2 doors/walls on a base
>T1 foundations

Time for a hard lesson.

fuck spiders, they're like ranged hyenas

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>read post about people ghosting into people's bases by "abusing high pc settings and going into unloaded walls"
>my pc is too beastly and stuff loads from 200 yards away

>>168120801
Wait 'till you reach locusts

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content when

>>168123623
did you see the new creatures

>>168123623
Hopefully soon. Someone on leddit mentioned the next update will force a server wipe.

So apparently Knut Avenstrup Haugen will return to do more music for Exiles. I wonder if they can get Helene Boksle to record some more vocal tracks...

>>168124171
Source?

>>168124171
i have a feeling it's gonna be a big patch with tons of stuff added

tfw have to wait until the end of the month before I can get my hands on this

>>168124775
Don't worry it's shit. Buy for Honor instead

>>168124667
I doubt it if you follow all of the dev accounts they were working nonstop for awhile even on weekends now they're all taking time off again also the lead art bitch hasn't been working for like the last 2 weeks and shes literally the only one who does character shit

>>168125170
>all the conan streamers i was watching non-stop are now for honor streamers 24/7
>most of them bitched out the first time they got raided

>>168124667
>new content
God please no! I don't care if I can build a new tier of building items or fight a new monster when I struggle against poor performance or bugged instances.
Give me more item permissions, fix snapping in building mode, improve archery and give me a reason not to dump everything on grit or vitality...

>>168106360
This is a the game with the wiener physics isn't it

>>168126556
Yep. If you like dangly dongs in your videogames, this is the game for you.

Is this the rust thread?

>mitra
>set
>yog

which one lads
rolling hyenas instead of 4chan

>>168127730
do i need to hold your dick when you piss? and wipe your ass?

Anybody here knows how much HP the red dragon and rocknose king have?

>>168127794
only if you stroke my benis tenderly and tickle my prostate

>>168127975
>rocknose king have?
Around 20,0000-25,000.

He's not too bad, but he takes a bit of getting used to if you try and kite him solo.

>Shaved and Oiled (females) mod

Do they let you have sex in this game?

>>168129694
i get raped by hyenas every day

>>168129282
>shaved
what kind of pansy bullshit

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>raided a bunch of shitter huts for bark and metal
>people log on
>"oh yeah server crash ate chests and doors"

Does anyone have a map of where the Arch Priest of Yog is?

Rip serber

Living in central is suffering. Every time I manage to rope a fucking dancer or blacksmith, they disappear on me halfway through the goddamn trip home

The local nogs are fucking useless and never spawn anything useful. Probably going to have to at least set up a small base out east specifically so I can break them soon as I catch them.

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So glad we still dont have a password on the server and normies can just come in and raid everyone no problem.

There goes 2 days worth of work.

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>>168131502

>>168131502
>>168120241
looks like this post was about u lmao

>>168125951
Sadly this.
Give us good combat and good AI.
Then new and good mechanics.
Then pretty stuff.
Then final optimisation.
then mods will be ready.

>>168131702

Youd be salt as well if you got raided right after you fell asleep after not fucking with anyone.

Just fucking kill me

Building shitty looking buildings needs to be a bannable offense.

>>168131502
Looks like hyena is starting to go to shit.

>>168130756
Anyone happen to know?

>>168131502
If it's any consolation, all your iron is getting turned into steel.

So the mega clan of hyena is libertaria?

>>168133467
It's really not, could you at least just tell me why you did it and who you are so i can just avoid you.

Being able to dig in the sand when?

>>168131502
So who is raiding everyone again? Geez. Hyena is turning into a hell hole like the normie servers. Good bye comfy server

>>168133795
it was me, snek

>>168133958
no

>all this whodunnit shit in global chat

if you just stfu and farm you'd have like 500 iron by now why can't i turn chat off

>>168134562
Crtl+t you dunce

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This guy's willing to be your slave / farmer for an entire month if you buy him the game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conan_Exiles/comments/5tlzt1/lfg_will_be_your_ingame_slave_pack_mule_base/

100+ hours of labor for $30 seems like an amazing deal.

>>168134963
Yeah, sounds like he will just take the game and fuck off.

>>168111901
do you live by southern oasis?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=861790997

A mod that increases stacksize by 1000

>>168131502
>offline raiding
kek, rust clones are the pinnacle of gaming

Probably was snek desu, he went full sperg other day because someone attacked him.

>>168133310
it's the admins no surprise I guess

>>168136123
Well that's shitty. Time to find a new server if this is true

>>168131316

Thalls take like 10 minutes to disappear after you rope them. You need to stop being such a pussy-footed bitch, SLOW-bodan Mi-SLOW-sevic.

>>168131316
the same thing has happened to me multiple time. lagspike hits then despawned thrall.

>>168135951
It wasn't me. I would tell you if I destroyed your stuff and wouldn't wait til you log off to do it.

>Built a base on top of a mesa
>Foundation everywhere to claim hte land
>Removed stairs before logging off
>Still got raided somehow

How the fuck? I need to learn these secrets and get my shit back.

>>168137415
there's literally 3 ways to climb into autism bases.

pike vaulting, boosting with players, boosting with altar/well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N0X418xO70

skip to 1:50

>>168137740
Thanks m8. Time to have some fun.

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Nice

>>168137740
>idiot is to stupid to remove bracelet to suicide
just cover all edges of the mountain and build walls so they fall onto your roof and fill it with archers against all of the walls so they get fucked

>>168139304
a lot of mesa bases have no roofs, or walls, since they think they're safe. they also don't have t2 anywhere but doors.

do you make your dick the size your own is or are you a lying faggot?

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HYENA RESTART WHEN

>>168139531
admin would have to install the mod on the server for it to work, it would also auto-subscribe everyone to it

>>168139720
no, I just want NPC camps to respawn again in my areas
it's been a million hours since last restart

>>168139781
no, you posted an anime picture. you're a degenerate who would like to see shaved pussy.

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>>168139512
>slider allows it to be big enough
>not being 42 inches flaccid

LOL?

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Meh, it's just shinier. I don't see any improvement desu. Also this >>168139720

>>168140204
that's from the classic Finnish cartoon Koskenkorva

>>168139304
>idiot is too stupid to watch the whole video

RIP RENEGADE

First he gets raided then he gets hit with the no owner bug for all of his stuff.

>>168140204
>no, you posted an anime picture. you're a degenerate
>He is literally playing a game with dick and boob physics.
ayy lmao is the best clan

>>168141158'
Wait, did that happen in the old serv?

Is the game fun?

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BAN

>>168142234
god, that cunt cries all fucking day about everything

>>168136123
What do you mean?

>>168142321
is it secretly that Hikoguri Jap lad from the old server?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12325397
http://www.strawpoll.me/12325397
http://www.strawpoll.me/12325397

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>>168140318
need more slider options and sexy clothes.

>>168142586
>one guy gets raided cuz he built like a retard
might as well wipe the server lads

>tfw I only get to olay for a couple of hours about every other day

Fucking sucks. Feels like all the good spots are taken and everyone is miles ahead of me...

>>168142693
The fuck are you talking about?

>>168131502

You have to play for a long ass time to get raiding stuff. You can't just join a random server and start destroying everything with a stone sword.

shaved&oiled a shit, sloppy seams

>>168138802
Looks ugly as fuck, the oil texture is shit.

>>168137740

That seems easy enough to fix. Just remove collision for objects being placed.

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This Thrall was a mistake

>>168142595
>BIG
>PUFFY
>VULVA

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best way to make an archway / underpass? maybe just gate holes with no gates. or angled walls, haven't seen how they work yet.

>>168142586
I'm surprised by the votes. I thought we wanted to get away from the normie streamers.

>>168143485

Slanted roofs to create a corridor like that pic. A square is easier though.

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As requested.

It was kinda lame honestly

>>168144285
put that shit on the ground floor

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>>168144285

>>168144285
The blast, shockwave and particles looks pretty rad but damage wise, kek.

>admin just blowing everyone's shit up after his bud gets raided
actually /comfy/ server when?

>>168145740
4chan videogames was always there.

>>168145740
>>168145957

Thats not what happened and you both know it.

>>168133475
Pretty much, I think their base is one of the best located, so they attract a lot o people.

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>tfw can't join a clan because your giant chimney would get fucked by ownership

>>168146243
That's really cool

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>>168146760
circles are the new hip

>>168146243
I accidentally stumbled into your base today. It's pretty nice.

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taming wildlife when?

>>168147408
Hopefully never

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something tells me this place isn't for solo adventuring

>>168118076
truly of all the words in all the languages there are none sadder than > the rhino killed my bitch.

>be trap
>join clan on Hyena Funhouse
>nobody will ever know

:3

>>168148512
Unless they think you're a girl, my almonds just blew up.

>>168148512
>not wearing a hat
>join a server
>all will remain ignorant as to the state of my head

;^))))))))

>>168147408

We ark now?

>>168144285

Why did you blow it up?

>>168147408
>>168147709
>>168149272
Tbh i wouldn't mind taming animals as long as they weren't anything more than a pet sort of thing and could maybe only help slightly. In Ark dinos are like your main tools. Any tames in this game should not be that way.

>>168147408
Please no. This doesn't need to be ark. A mount is fine, but none of this shit.

>>168149395
some autist raided his base and he went fucking BERSERK!!!!

Is this game good or just another shit survival game that'll never be finished?

>>168150069
ask again in 6 months

The only places I have raided is the main libcuck base, because they had T2 walls and Doors, but T1 foundations, and their archer thralls were fucking shooting me from across the map, and some other base because it was blocking the way to the pirate ship. I only raid places if they are cutting off access to important spawns, or libcucks because they build metric fuck tons of ugly ass bases that despawn resources for everyone on the server.

>>168149131
no im too flexible

>>168149257
i also hate hats!

im gay

>>168149782
>>168149395

I joined a clan and all of it became "NO OWNER"

So i couldnt build their anymore

add map coords mod pls thanks edgy fucks

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When is it time for all of us to band together and go on a normie purge?

>>168150782
there*

https://twitter.com/MrMoon1000/status/830120783825473537

>>168151403
yea map coords and 75 levels should be added

>>168152134

Thanks

let's test this mod for him on HYENAS: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=862063744

>>168152371
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=862063744
no fucking normie die in yog fire

>>168152371
Increased Item Stack
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=861790997

Shaved and Oiled
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=861928199

mmm soft oiled feet

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>>168152439

admin please

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=859619479

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Is it up yet? Is it up yet? Is it up yet? Is it up yet?

so any update on who raided ren?

>>168152767
It's up

>>168152807
must have been the hillniggers

>>168152824
Neat

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>tfw raiding shitter bases with jump glitches

>>168151403
it works client side...

>>168152982
Shouldn't using exploits count as cheating? I'LL HAVE YOU BENT I WILL FUCK YOU UP OLD STYLE

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>>168152982
Stay out of my cliff meme CUNT

Anyone know what you need to do to make sure your mod works? I'm an item table that I tweaked and renamed but it doesn't seem to take effect, does it need to not be renamed?

>>168153084
It's a beta though

>>168152807
it me, snekhanrej

>>168153084
Unraidable bases are obviously an exploit.

What are the requirements like? Would my high end toaster be able to run it somewhat ok? Grignar the barbarian needs happen

>>168154143
try the pirated version or use your 2 hour steam refund policy to test

this games popularity lased wew.

>>168154143
i can run witcher 3 on high but have to go with low settings in this game

>>168154143
Don't know, I can run with all on high settings at 60 fps but I keep it -all- on low because it still all freezes once every third minute or so for 1-3 seconds when I encounter big bases. I don't know why.. It's bothering.

>>168154247
for honor came up and smashed conan with it's big ol' dong

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>>168149497
This. I would be okay with a animal accessory feature like chaining a giant ape to your throne/dinehall and having it chimp around for your amusement, caging beasts so you can sell them off to other players for exotic meats/hides, and luring beasts (not taming) to maintain a fauna for an oasis palace.

But I also don't want people like these chucklefucks >>168147709 >>168149570 ruining my chance of having an animal pit in the game where I can throw thralls/players into them.

Animals play a huge part in the Conan universe. If it isn't tribal cultist niggers praying to the megabeast of the wilderness by leaving dames in the forest so the megabeast can feed on her as a form of worship or simply to appease it, playing a huge part in Hyboria's economy where kingdoms trade in exotic animals from tigers and panthers, testing your might by overcoming nature by killing the fuckhuge king of the beasts and taking its hide to wear it as a cloak, its also being a king amongst people and showing that you can conquer the wild and having a monstrous abominated trapped in your fort/castle and dropping people to feast their eyes on a monster tearing people apart, like Tarascus did in the comics when he threw Conan into a pit of maneating giants apes.

Thanks for the free stuff, Vesper.

t. Cliffniggers of the three dots

>>168156847
mean

>>168156437
>feature like chaining a giant ape to your throne/dinehall and having it chimp around for your amusement
I already did that, but I made it gather 2000 iron bars for me.

>>168154279
For me it's only the shadows that kill performance. Everything else hardly makes a difference.

>>168134963
>Jammku

Holy shit, its the same pleb from /v/ that was begging so hard he got banned. One month later and he's still begging.

>>168156437
>nee nee, onii chan!

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>>168152493
>shaved

>>168142321
laori raided me shortly after i started because iw as "hoarding iron"

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Laori is a cunt, desu. Raid when

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>>168156437
I want animals to have their way with me!

>>168156437
Will suggest this later.

>>168159889
now
get your steels lads and meet me infront of the yog temple

>>168148512
get out of here Ivanka

is there any way to make shaved and oiled client side?

>>168159889
NOW

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Alert, alert!
Clan faggots spotted on server.

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>>168162548
Oh god now the normies are truly here.

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>>168148512
>>168150368
This server isn't big enough for two traps I was here first GTFO slut REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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admin around? tis i, pickle, and i am in quite a pickle. could use a teleport to safety. if possible.

PASSWORD WHEN?

>>168164092
Lmao that's what you get for being a dirty yog shitter

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>>168164576
THE RESULTS ARE IN

Password up. soft_feet

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>>168164928
soft feet?

>>168159742
>builds cliff base near iron nodes
>farms it so newbs can't find iron/coal
>Laori climbs into his base kills him
>Just takes iron without wrecking his shit
>In game chat he says it is ok
wow lad. If i haven't read the chat that day i would agree.(still we should raid though)

Are there Erp fags playing?

>>168164584
while i was in that pit i prayed to crom and he was like pike vault out of there, so i did

>>168165706
There's an _ in there.

>>168165902
yes, whisper ivanka for footjobs

>>168166243
No Thanks
>Dropped.

>>168166882
no one even roleplays on the vg server. though if that's your cup of tea there's rp servers. some are even voip rp. with dudes talking in high pitched voices to stay in character.

>>168159742
nice hat stfu

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>>168167383
>dudes talking in high pitched voices
>not even going the extra mile and finding a voice changer

>>168168470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06NtcUVV9S1

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Nevar forget.

Who's this Trevor faggot in hyena?

>>168168874
desu reminded me of that show Rugrats.
Which is odd since I haven't seen that show since I was really young

Fucking normies in groups of 4/5, purge when?

>gets raided because hes a dumb faggot
>gets handed steel armor/tools because everyone feels sorry for his stupid faggot ass and he probably cried irl
damn, wish someone would raid me

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>>168170169
I will raid u bb
where are you at?

How did normies even find the server?

>>168169665
>Rugrats
>really young
Fuck, I feel old.

>>168169454
I wish it really did go down like that
Sadly I was there to witness the autism

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>>168170368
we stu pickles now, anon

>>168170368
I was born almost 3 years after Rugrats premiered

>>168170367
Last thread someone said a normie streamer stumbled into it since it happened to be one of the servers with a higher population

>>168170367
It's fairly decently populated consistently and isn't maxxed or pw protected. And it has the name Hyena Funhouse.

>>168170367
There's 30 in it right now.

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>kiting and fighting dragon for 20 minutes
>he just randomly fucks off into the sunset like a race car
>can't catch him with low stamina
fuck this kid right in the cloaca

>>168171075
>fucks off into the sunset like a race car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9eCqwzAjTY

>>168171075
https://youtu.be/xlpByUfVGHY

>>168170169
Who the fuck got free steel just because they cried they got raided?

>>168170864

Ugh. Expect people to start idling 24/7 now.

>>168113323
fuck man, that just sounds so refreshingly fun.

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>>168170165
>>168170367

>look at server list
>do not recognize most of the names

This is the exact opposite of comfy.

>>168173284
nice ass
what does he sound like?

>>168173404
rip first week comfiness

Is there actually a password yet or was that a memepost

>>168173695
There's no pw.

Put a fucking pass on edge, it's only getting shittier and no amount of volunteer steelbois can handle this retardation

>>168170169

Who the fuck are you talking about?

>>168170447
The problem.with RP games are RPers.

It is hard to feel like a barbarian king when the guy next to you is all "to, waddup bitchez! what did ya do yesterday at school" then the guy next to him is a minmax autist and the little girl next to him sounds like a 30 something year old guy by micro.

Then again, when it gets comfy it is quality comfy.

>>168152103
Hopefully soon. As soon as I am done moving and fortifying my base, I'm heading south for blood

are the normies even here or are they afk?

>>168170531
>tfw actually older than Stu Pickles' canon age

>>168177435

Today Stu should be 59.

>>168152917
Who are the hillniggers

>>168177435
>>168177657
>go to the rugrats wiki
>it lists every ones age in 2017
>except for grandpa lou

he ded

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>>168177867
Old server guys who only spewed toxic, non-comfy sewage into chat.

I can't seem to join any server at the moment. Tried to join a friend in co op, didn't go, we both tried public servers and had to restart the game because it just froze connecting. Both in the same town in the US.

Just unlucky or am I doubt something wrong? Game's a bit laggy when I play single player, it's that normal? I have no problem with other new games.

Yes I know it's alpha, so, just wait?

>>168178749

The game takes about 23 years to load

>>168178575
Who are they now

>>168178575
The rest of the map needs to be Libertaria bases

>>168178812
When either me or my friend try to join the other in co op, we load for 10 minutes and get kicked to the main menu. Happen often?

>>168178575
They weren't that bad. Line was alright--Manfred was the devil.

>>168179028
open up ur ports like back in the old Warcraft 3 days

>>168179028

That happens to me sometimes just before the game is done loading. If the main menu unresponsive, the game is prob still loading.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=862889805 shaved with no gloss boys, server mod when?

>>168180996
underage leave

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>When a man arrives at your door to convert you to yog and the only other option he gives you is death

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Post harems

How is the game now compared to release?

>>168182470
Runs better.

>>168182470
more stable

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>>168178869
We aren't anyone right now, we left the servers because we expected actual /vg/ memery and fun, and instead it was just a bunch of autists playing PvE and sucking each other off. The server issues, split population and shitty rates was just the icing on the cake. The only thing really entertaining was watching random faggots like Line pretend to be us and make up random shit in global and in the threads, which most of you retards ate up even though you didn't even know something as simple as the actual name of our clan. Though we've been thinking of coming back, we've wiped most of the new server we settled in, when we joined it was one of the top 20 with a pretty consistent 40+ players, now it barely gets 10 people on a good day.

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yog = bigger brain and more brains
mitra + set = dum

>>168183385
>tfw to inteligent to worship yog

>>168183385
Yog are all inland blacks with no technological advancement.

>>168183132
>we aren't anyone
>proceed to give ur life story
ho shit nigga go outside, take a shower first tho

>>168183968
nah they're space travelers n shiiet.

>>168184131
Can you give me a quick run down?

>>168184164
Do you mean a rundown?
Because I don't know what a 'run down' is.

>>168177657
Yeah, but during the run he was 35-39.

>get steel tools
>don't see the appeal, iron tools break too fast to be useful during routine stone gathering
>try a steel pick anyway
>go to an iron node
>20 iron per swing(2.0 harvest amount multiplier on server)
>pockets are full before I've even exhausted the first clump of iron nodes
Oh okay yeah I see the appeal now.

>>168184164
Their one phonecall made a difference

>>168184863
You need more encumbrance m8

>>168185251
I've got 17 so far...

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Where are the comfy clans at so I can join

>>168185473
Make one.

porn mods when
factions when
wars when
just survival is boring

>>168185657
that's because the survival has no substance
much like the "Frostfall" mod in Skyrim--all you do is deal with tedium

>>168185793
well it says right on the tooltip for survival, measures your ability to survive in harsh conditions

>>168185793
I want to FUCK these women I capture
I want to bring my army with me on invasions
I want cool cities with living, not immediately hostile NPCs to explore
Is there ever going to be a survival game that eventually turns into mount and blade-ish type where you become a ruler?

>>168186096
Reign of Kings?

>>168186246
isn't that another Rust clone

>>168186360
You can become king of the server. Raise taxes and shit. It's not good, but it's there.

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Pray to your gods.
My master is coming.

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Halp

kek

Some faggot baneposted about crashing the serb with no survivors and then it crashed

password when

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get the fuck down

>>168188964

Shoot them with arrows and they'll start running like idiots.

>>168185657
>porn mods when
When someone figures out how to make two characters interact in an animation. It's harder than it sounds.

>>168189381
invisi both players, spawn two models from player data, play animation

NEXT

>shaved mods
>still no butthole
what went wrong?

>log off fine
>come back naked and dead with my door still closed and nothing damaged

Cool.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=863097689

we need this mod on our server, it's integral to late game

>>168193512
>This is a basic test to see if I can adjust spawn chances in favor of females.
>not testing himself before releasing
fuck that fucking faggot

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>werehyenas

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>>168192613
>still no butthole

What are you talking about anon? :^)

Imps have them :^)

>>168192613
An ideal alternative to real world biology.

Dead game?

>>168143219
>armpit hair

any chance we'll get more detailed "blogs" with future planned content?
would love not to waste time on a spengies block system

>>168109740
>>168111901
>>168146243
Just how hard is it to build stuff like that? The only comparable games I've played is Minecraft and 7 Days to Die

>>168196203
1st pic--takes time because T2 mats for protection

3rd pic--not too long if you've got a plan, and are on a 2x server

Anyone know where the Yog Arch Priest is?

>Yog
>Yog-Sothoth
I am a goddamn moron. How did I not connect this?

>>168196467
if they aren't the lads east of the eastern river then I don't know

>>168196592
it's yogg'saron, it's a very cool wow reference

>>168154051
>unraidable
Gods insta break everything with a simple touch.

>>168198019
The price of one basic stair object and a god summon are not balanced against each other.

>>168196592
Such a subtle reference, don't blame yourself. Seriosly through, I wonder if there are actual source material fans playing this game.

any pirated servers working for us poorfags?

just bought eso and poor af.