/ceg/ - Conan Exiles General

What's the god of the whites in the Conan universe?

>>168286492
crom

>>168286358
hipfu edition

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http://kotaku.com/conan-exiles-devs-want-to-add-a-castration-mechanic-1792046560

>mfw

>>168287034
>linking kotaku

>>168287034
that was the laziest article i've ever read in my life

Is Hyena worth joining?

>>168287380
No, its only talk about Whites and tits.

>>168287475
Sounds PERFECT!

>>168287520
just remember to RESPECT snek because he's level 50 and he will wreck your shit if you mouth off to him

>>168287571
I happen to follow Crom...is Crom allowed? I can also work as a Slave.

does following crom even have any perks?

>>168286492
Crom or Ymir

>>168287778
no faggot, followers of crom need no such things.

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Is this game worth 30 dollary doos right now? Does Hyena want a new trap on the server? Normies just don't know how to treat a girl right.

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>>168288229
yes be my girlfriend i'll show you with steel

>>168288732
Change Hyena's to Badgers.

>>168288732
>yes
I assume that's a yes on the game being worth $30. How can I be so sure you aren't lying to get another nice waifu on the server?

Why are there so many goddamn traps

there's like fucking 3 already and now this one

>>168288229
Where's the girl?

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>>168289479
I don't see the problem.

>>168289618
Anon that really hurt my feelings

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>>168289802
not exactly a problem, I'm just sort of surprised. little communities like these don't typically develop many more than 1-2 attention whores

although I think the attention wars will be fun. if they get big enough we might see fights over whose internet girlfriend (male) is best

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>>168290215
just make sure to document the goodies, I would if I played on any of the /vg/ servers, but alas.

>>168290215
>the server becomes divided into a few big clans
>each has a waifu atop the throne
>the clans are try to establish their waifu as the server waifu
I can dig it. Are there any autists that would build palaces for the traps yet? It would be no fun if I had to build my own.
who is my competition?

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>>168290583
If one of these fine genderbenders spouts some bullshit about set being the best and maybe shows some feminine trouser snake, Snek and all his level 50 autism would probably get in on it

I feel like Renegade is just sort of wishing for death at this point, so he'd probably do it for the lulz with some convincing

>>168290806
What if my body is feminine but my trouser snake isn't exactly the most feminine?

>>168290905
as long as your have feminine feet that's ok

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>>168290905
eh, ass/hips/feet would probably work. I figure snek is degenerate enough to appreciate most anything

>>168290972
M-my feet? What would you want with them?

Roughly a week and you've all degraded to base faggotry.

Good job.

>>168291140
it all began with the hill n-words

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>>168291037
save it for the target, trapster. iirc, Ivanka has been giving erp footjobs for a couple days (unless that's just a meme), so you've got your competition cut out for you.

go sow some chaos, godspeed.

>>168291140
>implying there is anything to do at this point besides purge normies and incite violence
>implying the /comfy/ hasn't been dead for a while
>implying things don't need to get worse before they can get better
embrace the decline so we can fix it faster

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>>168291019
Oh okay. I will be sure to look my best with everything to the highest standards and introduce myself to this Snek fellow.

>>168291234
>Ivanka
We may coexist, but that is still to be determined. Thank you for letting me know of one of the others.

You fine anons shall be remembered as I climb the ladder to success.

why does this game have oblivion tier textures?

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>>168291862
rose-tinted glasses probably

>>168292197
>tfw was a consolecuck when oblivion and skyrim released
fug

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The patriarchy is holding me down

>>168290583
Who are those waifus? You know, for scientific research

>>168294737
If you're referring to my greentext, that was merely a hypothetical situation. As far as server waifus go, I only know of Ivanka through that other anon. Other than that I don't know.

Is there a way to override the >microphone in use by game
That this game shits on regular steam chat with?

give me a bunch of minor modding ideas so i can learn to play with Unreal 4

>>168295735
Better face sliders. More body customization.

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>>168295872
by minor i mean simple

>>168295735
Make me a rice farmer hat.

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>tried playing on 2-3 other normie servers and proceed to get ran over by t2/t3 zergs and neighbourhood bullies
>come onto hyena
>two people have already sparred my life, and chat is full of actual conversations and help instead of shit flinging

I have found paradise.

>>168296036
by modding i meant modding, not artistry

>>168295735
turn ropes into giant dicks.

Rape mods when?

>>168296010
Make non exiles spawn without clothing.

>>168296236
Soon™

>>168296160
Make a copy of an existing hat that does something.

>>168296372
hat that enlarges your penis or boobs.

So what is /ceg/ doing for Valentines day?

>>168297694
wishing i was drunk and dead

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>>168297754
Hang in there anon. I'm sure you could find someone on 4chan to be your long distance girlfriend for a day. Have this comfy dog picture.

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Yog witchcraft

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>>168298050
>turned out that Yog cursed my goldfish when i was younger

>>168295735
Make futas

>>168287201
>kotaku

I still don't get why the sites bad.

is it a botnet?

a A.I.?

Zombie?

Trojan?

Scam?

Fake News?

Old Men?

>>168295735
make chat ui better

>>168295735
Necromancy Mod

>>168295735
make a new enemy - King Hyena. Use the hyena model, but scale it to 10 times bigger. Give it more hp, speed and allow it to break T1 buildings.

>>168295735
Make guns and dinos

>>168298923
>Fake News
pretty much. iirc it was one of the big sites shitting on the common man during the whole gamergate thing. iirc it's pretty clickbaity as well, and we shouldn't give them clicks just because of that.

>>168298923
Fake news.

I hope devs make some sort of real time events where random npc exiles aim to raid your base while you're in it or some shit.
Or perhaps a global event where a boss or some shit will spawn and the server will have to collectively kill it, or be an asshole and kill everyone so the server gets wiped.

>>168286492
There are no "Whites" in Conan - not really.

REH described peoples devolving into apes and then re-evolving back into humans and shit.

The Cimmerians, of whom Conan is one, are the distant descendants of the ancient Atlanteans, but only after a span of time which allowed them to devolve into literal apes, then somehow scrabble their way back up the evolutionary ladder.

Besides, the Cimmerians are dark haired and grey eyed, Crom is derived from Crom Cruach; a pre-christian irish god, who's name means "Crooked One of The Mound".

>>168300158
I had long ago mentally filed it away with such sites as Buzzfeed and Salon.

Glad to hear I was unmistaken.

>>168300880
What about the nords?

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>>168300471
>a radical elder god cult has begun the ritual to bring the god into this world
>have x amount of days to track down and destroy key ritual focal points scattered around the map (and/or other objectives, like sacrificing x amount of shit to extend the event timer)
>when the last one is broken a partially constructed avatar of the elder god is pulled into the world out by some ruins
>can't bust up walls and more or less just sits there with some cultists waiting for a raid to come fuck it up
>powerful as fuck, but tuned to not be OP as shit
>drops nice loot distributed to anyone who interacts with the body before it decays

>if unsuccessful in saving the day, the world falls into an age of darkness
>doomsday event where the elder god slowly roams the map leaving a massive amount of unlivable corruption in its wake
>also paths directly towards and aggros onto the nearest player, regardless of if they're online
>it can bust up walls and shit to ensure there is no safe place
>is stronger than the partial avatar and is pretty OP, but still not unbeatable by a well geared server.
>if killed, the corruption fades from the affected areas and the event stops
>everyone who interacts with the body before it decays gets really nice shit

>loot is less combat oriented to prevent a clan from hoarding a gorillion godblades or some shit and terrorizing the whole server.

>>168301212
In the case of Scandinavians, becoming apes would be a step forward.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/discussions/0/133256959382047192/
holy fuck funcom abandoned us!

>>168302174
Please go away

>people not respecting SNEK when he's level 50 and has avatars ready to summon

heh..you will feel the pain...

>>168302840
fuck off snek

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n i c e
i
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>>168303358
look like two dudes with mohawks kissing

Dead

>>168303358
What top is that?

>>168307763
same one in the OP, have to had admin spawn it. some dancer thralls wear it too.

>>168289192
There already are 2-3 traps as well as 1 actual xx-chromosome individual

>>168301360
Den eviga anglon slår till igen, sorgset.

>>168308302
hej allipoopa vi sitter i ventrilo och spelar conan

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>>168308140
>1 actual xx-chromosome individual
Oh fug, I hope my spaghetti doesn't fall out in front of her.

>>168308140
>1 actual xx-chromosome individual
is it laori? cuz that cunt can't stop bitching

>>168308750
Why whitey always gotta keep the black man down?

>>168308873
that would explain alot actually

>>168308873
whats he bitching about again?

>>168287034

Castration would be pointless. That is one the things that I hope the devs don't even think about but is a popular mod for roleplaying servers.

>>168310424
Probably as a sacrifice to the god of whores whatever her name is.

>>168296126

That is the bullshit thing about normie servers. Normies literally do not think of other players as players and proceed to wreck everyone's shit like they are a worthless npc in a game. The fact that someone worked hard for all their shit doesn't even cross their mind.

>>168310636
It's not all normies. That's women, anon. Every single survival game I've played where women were around the ruthless little cunts went out of their way to destroy everyone else's shit and never made anything of their own.

>found comfy game breaking for builders bug that I've seen nobody use yet

sneaky secret mahaha

>>168310856

Just like real life, I guess.

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When will NPC villages be a thing so I can feel like a conqueror plundering, razing and hacking people to pieces while hearing the squealing lamentation of their women as I rape and force my way into them.

>>168310856
>destroy everyone else's shit
everybody does this on pvp servers, including the majority population of the games servers, who are guys

>never made anything of their own.
the more I think about it I realize that I haven't built anything, only joined clans with already made bases.. hmm

>>168310424
>Castration would be pointless.

not if there are johnson/nutsack mechanics.

>>168310424
>Castration would be pointless.
What if it's permanent?

Players would need to be really careful.

>>168310424
I imagine that a feature like that could see a lot of use. But being able to take player heads would be even better if you ask me.

>castration
that shit doesn't matter
sex mods first and foremost

>>168311939
You would need to find a dancer, and cut of their dick and claim it as your own.

>>168311983

Based on the description of the craftable spike, I'm sure they intend on putting that in the game.

>This spike can be docrated with various skulls

>>168304623
deep

>>168303358

What is this? Is it a mod that makes your tits bigger?

>>168303358
this is why I play as a male I can get anything done when I have a boner

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>>168310424
It's an amazing feature faggot. I don't want pussyfooting with a setting like this. I want everything raw and exposed.

Sword and Sorcery is fucking brutal and primal. We're talking about a setting here where people are feeding their enemies to maneating apes, sacrificing children by pulling their spines out of their bodies, and women fucking demons and inanimate objects like statues in worship to their gods.

Think of the possibilities. This could be a cool feature for headhunting. The ultimate disrespect. Cutting the penis/tit of an enemy player, make a necklace with their bodyparts, and running around flaunting it off to people to show your prowess. Those dead players will be fucking livid and will try their damnest to go after you. This is also a good implementation for religion and Mitra purity since Mitra priesthood is complete celibacy, and in castrating yourself you appease the Goddess in your devotion reaching the steps to unlocking her ultimate powers.

Fuck you for suggesting this shit to be taken out faggot.

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>>168312402
here u go

>>168313176
idk something sees off

>>168313065

Which is why I said it is good for roleplaying servers. Most people don't try to hunt others down if they get their items taken, and like severeed heads, you'll will almost surely get your dick back once you respawn.

>>168313176

NICE
I
C
E

Any way to get it without admin magic yet?

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>>168313492
not that i know of

also set choker is a bit.. buggy, with big tatas..

fucking bullshit all my shit got busted, not a single door broken

>>168314449
oh no...

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>no patches for a few days
>but here's this trebuchet

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>>168314583

>>168314583

Yea what the shit funcom. What happened to the daily patches? reee

>>168314583

How the fuck are you supposed to move that? You better have to build those things on site, like they had to in real life.

>>168314703
reddit complained about daily patches

>>168314849
you do, it has a deploy time too, not that it matters because everyone's getting offline trebuchet'd

>>168314703
>>168314873
Edit: Since people are too stupid to realize this is satire I had to add it to the title and add this edit. :P

>>168314849
I heard that you can carry it but it will take up alot of space.

>>168313746
So is the Light Armor top with your breasts clipping through them.

>>168311353
>woman detected
Biological female confirmed.

>Server ded during the weekdays

Fucking normies

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>>168319732
>tfw you make enough money to buy literally anything you want for sitting on your ass writing code
>tfw NEETs get mad
It's the best feel.

>>168319965

>Not writing your own money making programs so you can be a neet without even having to do work

The best life, desu

>>168319732
I am usually on right now but I decided to grind another game until tonight.
only so much you can do when you are a neet

>>168319732

no patch, nothing more to see or do.

they'll fill out the thrall db soon im sure.

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now all i need to do is build it on the hyena server, nice

>>168322072
xd

>>168322143
(:

>Libertaria said they would destroy their river base and look into who's making all the shitshacks from their clan
>Expands their bases and despawns more resource nodes
>Completely blocked off priests
Day of the rope when

>people at each other's throats for the base raids snek led last night

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>turn gamma up
>still blind

>>168323964

the lighting is shit

wall torches are pointless and only illuminate themselves rather than the surroundings, hand torches are like holding a floodlight lighting up the whole desert, and standing torches are the sun. now, you can make a nice interior light level with hanging lanterns, but you need to place one every 30cm so i hope you crafted 500 of them.

>>168323672
Didn't even play last night. Got off early.

>>168324424
Someone killed your wheels near white tiddies unless you removed em.

>>168323281
But isn't Libertaria base wrecked already?

>>168325115
All their walls are up

>>168325009
I didn't.
It didn't even mess with the spawns either.
Guess someone doesn't want me to have white titties.

>>168325548
your snekbeard titties are probably huge and pasty enough for the whole server

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>>168323281
>Day of the rope when
Now.

I tried to fix what I could but the situation proved to be fubar. Managing a clan so big with so little tools is impossible and if I wanted to coordinate a bunch of autists I'd go play as the captain in SS13.
I fixed the stairs each time they were destroyed and each time I would come back to see them gone.
Then one day we get raided. And I'm fine with that. It happens and it's part of the game. I rebuild part of what got destroyed, gather some more resources and move on. Then, today, I login to face the same scenario I had seen they day before.
This is not comfy at all.

I bought this game for a friend so I'll probably stick with him for a while. I dunno. It was nice 'till it lasted, Libertaria. So the 24 hours after I joined before everyone went to dig up their hatchets.

So long, may Set watch over you.

>>168325548
Yeah, I woke up to my lesser wheels dead too. Probably the shitlords building on the cliff

>>168325743
Oh, I forgot to mention I fixed the stairs leading to the priest before leaving.

>tfw comfy life outside posh set city
>no one messes with our big steel dicks
>no one screaming at each other over blocked croc and iron nodes and attacking each other

The southern areas are truly the ghetto.

i found the mod that will save our server

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=863972278

>>168326382
I'm up in the north though.

Maybe I should move to the area around Pride rock.

im too busy chopping fucking bark to erp footjobs or bother to pretend im a chick

FUCKING BARK!

-ivanka

>>168329151
börk börk

>>168329151
i'll give you 200 bark for a footjob

>>168311115
Npc villages exist

Take a look at any npc spawn area and its usually got a mix of crafters and dancers along with the soldiers

Like what more do you want exactly?

>>168329670
>Like what more do you want exactly?
Do you really think there isn't a shit ton more to add than models of houses and inserting spawn points for enemies?

>Oh boy I can't wait to play more Conan today
>Get on Hyena
>Raided again
You can refund in EA, right?

>>168330354
>refunding because he chose to play on a shitty autistic server
You belong there.

>>168330354
>yesterday
>haha fuckin cliff bases, so autistic

>today
>fucking bullshit i got raided fuck this game!

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>>168330354
pray to Yog and he shallath give you T2 materials

>>168333002
>Nude yog priestess
Mah nigguh!

>>168333002
>white yoggie

>>168333967
Problem?

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I think I found out who has been running around raiding peoples bases.

>>168330354
If you're building in a massive route you best move to a wall or side. I see a couple of houses or forts that are in front of huge mineral deposits or just in routes people move to go north and south

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and the great war begins

>>168333002
>no pants

praise yog

>>168335535
Built on a cliff with no resources around besides animals for easy hunting.

The closest base that is actively blocking resources is a Libertaria base.

>>168286492
Supposedly the Cimmerians are the alt-history ancestors of the celts:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimmeria_(Conan)
"In his essay The Hyborian Age, Howard states that "the Gaels, ancestors of the Irish and Highland Scotch, descended from pure-blooded Cimmerian clans," and he names Conan with a Celtic name, and portrays him cursing by Celtic gods, so obviously there is meant to be a strong cultural connection between his Cimmerians and the historical Gaelic people."

>>168336356
Ah than i dont know, Gotta build smarter maybe team with someone else so you can get T2 walls up

>>168336052
Just point me in the right direction.
My autism will handle the rest.

>>168335460

No it wasn't us. We have no reason to raid anyone other than you

>>168336724
those are Trump's boys

Big Update

http://steamcommunity.com/games/440900/announcements/detail/579113461505797491

>>168335460
aw hanrej my boy, we only ever raided you. kept my raid cherry just for that.
it wasn't really a success, but hey at least nobody got hurt except your half dozen archers.

>>168337316
i havent seen trump in days.
im starting to think he may have been a normie all this time.

>>168337678
>NPC Camps now have their own land claim to prevent people from building so close to them that they stop spawning NPCs (!!)

Thank fuck

>>168337771

Of course Trump is a normie.

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>>168337678
>Emus will now give less XP

If hanrej is gonna hunt someone im snitching. It was probably those dudes

>>168337858

Fugg, they were my primary way of levelling

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>>168337678
I love this update!

>>168337678
>Removed the Regen component from Purified Meat. This perk is reserved to Mitra's Ambrosia

B-but muh yoggie treats. Muh yog meats.

>>168313065
If they implement castration but not rape mechanics then I call bullshit.

>>168337678

>Removed the Regen component from Purified Meat. This perk is reserved to Mitra's Ambrosia and Healing Potions. Purified Meat is still an extremely good food source

YES

>Balance pass on Bows. Simple Bow range has been increased, Hyrkanian Bow range has been dramatically increased. Crossbow range has been reduced but they now shoot much faster

YESSS

>The Gong and the Horn will now be audible over greater distances

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!

>Removed Corruption sources from starting area caves

NO! >:(

Server wipe when??

>>168338327
YOGGITES BTFO
MITRA BEST GOD
PRAISE MITRA

>>168337984

Hanrej and ayy have their own feud since Hanrej decided to be a douche that and destroy ayy's wall for no reason.

>Small Placeables will no longer claim land
>Resetting your Knowledge Points will no longer cause you to lose your selected religion
>Removed the Regen component from Purified Meat. This perk is reserved to Mitra's Ambrosia and Healing Potions
>Higher grade tools will now yield higher amounts of secondary resources (Bark/branches)
that's a good update

>Several improvements to how rocks behave when they are harvested
FUCKING FINALLY
ive been asking for this since day 1.
sent emails every day.
forums posts on steam.
based funcom fixing my rock behaviors, know their priorities right.

>>168337678


Does this mean people who built near a camp get their bases destroyed?

if so...

LOL GET FUCKED CAMP BLOCKERS

>>168337678
>Balance pass on bows
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>168338029
Spiders give more xp anyway and respawn faster.

New player, just scanned the recipe menu. I see late tier items have cultural/racial adjectives.
Can you craft whatever or is that actually a restriction on what race you pick?

Is this right?
Or is my original impression that your character doesn't matter outside the religion you pick(which can be changed in game later) correct?

>>168338948
Religion gives diffferent altars that give different items. You can still build the same shit religion doesnt effect THAT much

>>168332706
lol

>>168338948
it's just the style.
anybody can craft anything.

>>168339014
>>168338996
Cheers big ears.

>>168338572
m-muh wall!

It's not like they can rebuild it in 10min or anything.

They're just mad they got cucked.

finally the snake arrows will be useful
also get fucked yog babbies
Set>Mitra>Yog

>>168337678
those dumb snowniggers worked through another weekend

>>168339242
Crom>Set>Mitra>Yog

>>168337771
trump plays at weird hours. i have no clue what timezone he lives in but it sure as fuck isnt east coast

>>168337678
>Non Admins will be restricted to 2 meters of movement when using Ansel
aw, I liked screenshotting shit

Funcom seems like they are pushing really good updates out. Pretty based.

>>168337678
>NPC Camps now have their own land claim to prevent people from building so close to them that they stop spawning NPCs (!!)

noice

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>>168337678
>Look out for this patch in the next couple of days
>not today

>>168338029
Just kill antelope with a bow, or a steel weapon once your high enough. Spiders are good for leveling too, and NPCs aren't bad either. You get a lot of resources and can find some good thralls while culling NPCs too.

>>168340682
stupid noob npc xp is the best you are just being noob feg now

>>168339242
Yog=Mitra>Set
Yog still has the best and cheapest avatar, and the bone spear is a solid and once again cheap weapon until you can get steel.
Mitra's Avatar is great except against mesa-top bases, Ambrosia will now be the best healing item, and the Statue is great if your not next to water.
Set is still by far the worst avatar, and while snake arrows will be nice with the bows, what'll be even better is using the actual high tier arrows with them.

>>168341471
Set is the fastest avatar and the only one that can attack and move at the same time. As for arrows, high tier arrows are good, but expensive in comparison.

>>168342625
no snek go fuk yourself before whole servers dine on your shit

>>168339242
>Crom not number one

Get fucked avatar baby.

>Nobody realises 'hanrej' means cuckold in swedish

>>168343862
joke's on you, i knew it because first time i found his base he had set up a sign outside saying exactly this and also mocking us the cheeky cunt.

>>168341471
You forget Set arrows have a poison component. If they work anything like the other poisons, then it'll stack with itself, with each application resetting the duration of the whole stack.

>>168344049
I actually looked it up before he bombed everyone to see if it was Belgian.

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>>168344049
u mean this?

>All of these non-Crom faggots

What the fuck did anyone even watch Conan? Crom is best.

>>168344402
Never seen Conan though I played like 400 hours of AoC

>>168344480
Kill yourself retard.

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Will normies jump in to find them empty?

>>168344163
fucking belgians man.
i heard they're coming back to hyena or something.

>>168344251
exactly this

>>168344771
kek

>>168344402
I recommend the novels. I think it is a much better representation of Cimmerians relationship to their god than the 1982 movie.

>>168345090
But do the novels have a soundtrack made by Basil Poledouris?

>>168345169
https://www.amazon.com/Conan-Barrbarian-Various/dp/B000002NYL

You could play the audio cassette while reading.

>>168345169
movie is so so but the soundtrack is still good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8w-cMqNfI

>>168344771
beautiful.
i need to place some of these in a mid level normie area.

>everybody wearing those stupid leather helmets
are you afraid of letting your hair flow in the desert wind?

>>168345563
Nigga I do that all the time

>>168345563
>not wanting to evade that knockback shit
fuck off newbie

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Face fix when?

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>tfw no stackable triangles

>>168349329
wtf is this ugly shit

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>>168349925
a snek devouring itself

>>168350045
ah yes, i see the symmetry now.
the other pic looked like nothing.
it's good.

>>168341471
all avatars cost the same to summon
and if you think using high tier arrows will be good then you must have not seen the cost of them.
yog's spear is ok but the iron warhammer is better than it. yog has nothing going for it other than the floating avatar

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post builds

they didn't really go in-depth with the changelog

>>168351156
There's only one arrow type with higher base damage than snake arrows, it's a measly 8 damage difference and the razorhead arrows don't poison. Snake arrows are actually top tier.

>>168351352
Cozy. Wish there was a snow or forest biome

Trying to compile in Unreal Editor 4 (Conan Exiles Dev Kit Version) and it's throwing me this error when compiling:

- Could not read build version
- Creating makefile for hot reloading (no existing makefile)
- ERROR: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to instance of object.
- at UnrealBuildTool.RulesAssembly.CreateTargetRules(String TargetName,TargetInfo Target, Boolean binEditorRecompile, FileReference& TargetFileName)
- at UnrealBuildTool.RulesAssembly.CreateTargetRules(String TargetName,TargetInfo Target, Boolean binEditorRecompile, FileReference& TargetFileName)
- at UnrealBuildTool.UEBuildTarget.CrateTarget(TargetDescriptor Desc)
- at UnrealBuildTool.UnrealBuildTool.RunUBT(Strong[], Arguments, FileReference ProjectFile)

What's the dealio?

Guys, can I place bombs behind a door and have people swing through them and have them explode from it? I want to make dummy houses all over the land full of bombs.

>>168354335
don't you need fire to blow them up

serber restart when?

>>168354483
No, Arrows or melee will explode them.

Why did Yog get hosed seriously what's the reason.

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>finally find fucking blacksmith
>drag back to central-map base
>get five feet from door
>crash
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>168355642
really?
>having the strength of 1 religion and more
>healing potions completely pointless

>>168355642
>why did my OP god get hit with the nerf hammer
>it only did everything the others do better
>fucking setbabies and mitrafaggots ruining everything
are you actually retarded or just pretending

>>168355642
You really have to ask? Tier 1 Yog literally obsoleted tier 1 and tier 2 Mitra rewards.

>>168337678
>emus now give less XP
FUCK. Why? They're so much tankier than hyenas and almost as tanky as gray rhinos.

>>168351352
8/10 would rape and pillage

>>168352509
you tried to turn off/on your pc?

>>168352509
ask here:

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/72520-conan-exiles-modding-ea-coming-on-13117/page-8

>>168360164
Durr

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>>168350125
perfectly filled in

>>168360431
looks fucking horrible now, kill yourself faggot

>>168360562
uh, no, that is perfection incarnate

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>>168351352
Maximum comfy

rip

D E D

>>168360431
please remove your ugly shit from my christian image board you fucking normie cunt

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CRASHHHHH

dc in the middle where 6 npc:s spawn

rip my steel

F

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of course this has to happen as im finishing my bridge D:

i slave all day and this is what i come home to

>poke a man and steal his shit
>zip away while chim comes to white knight
>disconnected

I almost thought it was karma.

double rip

rip
im not leaving my house now

whats the fucking story >:c

not like this

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop killing my server ree

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>tfw no valentine on valentines day

>>168365929

Faggot

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>>168366449

Is it back up?

>>168344771
Make it two iron chests and maybe a carpenters table to REALLY FUCK people up!

>>168367545
I don't even think you can break iron chests though.

>>168368436
Wouldn't that be the point though? give them nothing to break and deny them the satisfaction of ruining your trap.

>>168368436
Maybe an Iron chest and a wooden one to make it seem like theres some shit. Or a Tanners station for precious bark

>>168369808
A tanners station completely filled with rotten meat.

>>168337678
>free feet respec
yessss

ive been solo playing on this server but im getting bored. i'd join a clan but i dont want to get into the drama. i have no creativity on what to build next. my house sucks massive dicks.

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>>168371076
>drama

>>168371076
Build a house that spells out "my house sucks massive dicks" with a 3d dick hovering above it

>>168371076

There is like zero drama on the server except for maybe Laori complaining about everything.

>>168371076
>drama
Just find one of the traps and settle down in a comfy house until sex mods come out. No drama involved at all.

>>168371826
>attention whores
>no drama
I'm not sure you are on the same page here my friend.

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>>168372328
>>168371826
never heard of any traps on here attention whoring.
didn't even know we had any

>>168372752
>never heard of any traps on here attention whoring.
exactly. They're out there but they seem to be decent folk

>>168372752
Can't know they're traps unless they attention-whore.

>>168374067
>saying anything about yourself in the course of conversation is attention-whoring

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>>168374067
>>168374398

>>168374512
gay

>>168374398
Introducing themselves here as a trap with no other information is.

>>168368912
Then they would have no reason to go in

>>168374824
But that's not what he was saying, was it?
>Can't know they're traps unless they attention-whore.
So casually mentioning it in conversation here, ingame, or in some other chat? Attention-whoring. No way around it.

>>168374512
Finally.

>>168374512

Show it with the big ass titties

Will the server reset with the upcoming patch?

I want to meme with you all from day one.

>>168375537

I hope not

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>>168374824
>Introducing themselves here as a trap with no other information is.
I'm just shitposting constantly in the thread m8
Although I could probably be a trap if I felt like it

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they should just decouple leather production from steelfire. i have a chest full of this useless crap.

>>168374512
What's this? Male Setite outfit on female character?

>>168377754

I always got more tar from processing heavy leather.

Remember how they said that you'd get buffs from having sex in AoC? Like, you'd visit a whorehouse for a stat boost before going adventuring.

Would be great if we could have mods like that, wouldn't it?

>>168379357
Thanks, that's a simple idea that I can try to learn the system with.
>stat boost on interact with Dancer, varies based on whatever I can find (tier, race, etc.?)

>>168378825
are you playing modded?

you get 1 tar per leather regardless of heavy or regular.

with a level 3 tanner:

1 bark produces 3.5 leather which is 3.5 tar
1 bark produces 1.2 heavy leather.

>>168303358
Looks like an ass.

>Build small slave camp
>make a truncheon and some bindings
>see some dude down by some lake/river
>accidentically killed him with the truncheon
>Huh? Ok I'll just find another one
>also dies
>god damn are their skulls made of glass or some shit?
>find another o-
>he's dead

The FUCK am I doing wrong?

>>168379520
>race
Make sure that the niggest of dancers give a decrease of 1 in all stats

>>168379520
>race determines buff(stamina/strength boost, corruption resistance, extra health regeneration, poison resist, etc)
>tier determines strength of buff
Maybe you could, if you wanted to get advanced, code some kind of rhythm minigame for it too...

>log out with 337% encumbrance carrying all my best thalls/iron/steel and other valuables

heh, outplayed raiderfag.

>>168380351
t. "raiderfag" that presumes this is what happened and has now given plebs a grand idea of what to do

>>168379607

>lvl 3 tanner

I ain't got no tanner thralls at all, son. Tar isn't a constant generated thing for me.

>>168380351
wait. I thought your character stayed in game and could die and get looted?

>>168380839
normally yes, not on hyena though.

>>168380839

protip: they don't have to be dead.

>>168381028
>>168381421
Oh alright. I don't have the game I'm just a lurker so that's good to know.

>regen on purified meat getting removed

Fuck

>>168383898
just go to the mitra trainer and learn it for free and beat some kids with your cane

or farm aloe vera

>>168384318
Yea I plan to, will miss chopping up 10-15 of my own body when starting a new char for free meats though.

>>168384468
they're nerfing that too, can only farm your own corpse every 30 mins

>>168380273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c598kuusepk

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>>168377754
not as useless as this

>>168385056
Would've been 10x better if it was parappa the rapper instead of DDR.

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>>168385267
iron whatevers don't get used after you unlock steel?

hnngh

>>168385267
Please give me some iron reinforcements. I needs them.

>>168385267
that's just you being retarded and not making those as needed. unless you were planning on some monster t2 building and never got around to it. that's like 1000 steel bars.

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where all da thongs and tiddie armor at? even age of conan had that shit on release

>>168371393
>tfw you complained about the same shit
it is almost like you just dont like him for another reason

>>168386037
can't... stop... smelting iron... for... T3 blacksmiths... no... brick

>>168377339
if you only ever played in server you would understood that shit lemmy

>>168387840
why don't have 8 furances with 5 t2 and 3 t3 smelter thralls?

>>168387790
>literally an angry cunt
i have had zero interaction with laori and i don't like him

dum fag was complaining about people dropping items on his "lawn"

>>168387961
There's no opportunity to find any more thralls at this point on a full official server.

we should server wipe when patch comes out. so many fucking faggots built on top of npc camps. also turn of building damage and pvp, bam, cuz there's only like 3 kids that enjoy it and the rest of you just don't want to be seen as pussies so you're like "nah it's fine" but you'd play the shit out of a pve server if you weren't autistic and just did what you wanted.

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>>168387887
Are you saying that if I actually played the game I would meet some nigger named Lemmy and understand what the other anon was saying or are you saying I straight up misunderstood the other anon and you think I'm Lemmy?

>>168388220
did you even read the patchnotes

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>>168387619
Same.
Hoping they add it some time down the line.

>>168388220

If the patch doesn't destroy the buildings, the admin can. There is no reason to wipe the server when the patch hits.

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>>168388375
and emotes

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>>168388658
>tfw they'll inevitably cave into the Rust retards spamming their forums rather than trying to create a beautiful Minecraft-Skyrim hybrid with all the "useless" yet appreciated details found in MMOs like AOC

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>>168388792
>the adjective beautiful is attached to the word 'skyrim'

>>168388792

Tbh, the sexytime stuff needs to be a part of this game because it is a big part of conan. If the devs don't add that stuff I'm sure the players will.