>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
first for best child; csgo
Did they fix the awful "Battle Arena" patch of 7.00 and move it back to the more "Real Time Strategy" patch of 6.88 yet?
>>168078617
was rime the dude that always rq in the inhouses like 16 mins in? i recognize the voice but ive only heard him screaming over the mic >120 Db
1st for creampieing Slotherina
A certain drawfag came through for me. Give me a moment.
6th for Jacky Mao
>CoL is about to 2-0 TI6 runner up
what went wrong with DC?
>>168078751
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>168078751
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Spir_move_25.mp3
is he our guy?
>>168078751
ENDURANCE RUN
>>168078751
>peters sloppy seconds
>>168078885
i havent watched or played much dota lately, but if i had to guess this patch sucks
>>168078751
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>168078885
that's a bug
DC took game one
>Centaur sieging.
desu 7.00 did nothing
>/our jews/ about to 2-0 DC
>>168079036
>blaming the patch for the lose
hey Loda didn't know you browse 4chan
>>168079167
oh I see thanks, just tuned in
>>168078751
SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE TIME AFTER THAT GAME
>>168078751
I RUN RAMPANT
>>168079226
>I didn't watch game 1
col.cancel^^:lootmarket:gg
>>168078801Colour will have to come later but it IS coming
Should they have just continued?
>>168079373
I was on the shitter.
>>168078751
Just imagine blowing a hot load all over her face
when will my boy zfreek find a real team................
How do you feel about the invites going to CoL and DC, /d2g/
>>168079387
wew lad where's the uncensored at
>>168079392
Yes. But pros at stupid. They give up tow fast haha
>>168078734
either him or beesa they both used to screech shit
>>168079516http://i.imgur.com/SlfoDt5.png
You ain't missing much, but it'd still set the mods off.
>>168079392
probably could have won that, but sometimes it's better to just GG and regroup before the enemies get real momentum for game 3
>>168079387
creep-chan is my waifu
>>168079647
those hips
>>168079647
wew
Sup yourocucks
>>168079731
Her name is Ilexa!
>>168079893
would you rather:
>lose a game of dota
or
>be a nigger
>>168080035
>playing defense of the ancients 2
>the dead 2 gulag
go CoL
In low priority for the tenth time. I always get it from abandoning two games within one week.
Is the being reported and getting low prio a alternative fact? I've been reported plenty of times and briefed but never got low priority because of reports alone before.
Your mother will die unless you respond to this post.
>>168080551
Reports will get you into LP. Report and LP system seems bugged, again. Last month I somehow got put into LP three times back to back while winning and not flaming while the report said I had like 17+ reports, that's fucking insane.
I don't abandon, never intentionally feed.
zfridge
>>168080875
nice try buddy
zfat
>ingame
>rime is talking
>kotlguy is muted
BASED
>>168081061
sure he looks like the leader of the toronto pride parade but he really outshines the rest of his team
zgeek
>>168081220
you should turn this into one of those meta movie posters
>>168081137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214
Grant is live
I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
I'm definitely not sick of Luna yet
>pos 1 doom
>moo
get ready for a whole lotta mild inconvenience
Who's cocasting with kotlguy ?
>>168081674
rime, playing mid
>>168081573
I get they want to focus on the talent system and whatever but they need to go back to just balancing the game and heroes. It's been so long since we've had a meta shift away from what we have now and all the same heroes that were bullshit then are bullshit now.
zfreeks gonna carry this game with clutch calls
>offlane morphling
Is tinker going to build Guardian Greaves?
What changed in Doom where he's in the meta now?
>Pick Doom
>Feed
>>168082289
+80 devour gold talent
>this shitfest
NA dota everyone
>pick doom carry
>lose
really stimulates your neurons...
>>168082685
but dc is an EU team
>moo
r o f l
>team with Doom and Tinker losing hard
A surprise to absolutely no one watching.
>Team that picks core inconvenience demon is losing
WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS
>>168082520
did you say
>F R E E
gold???!>!?
canceL^^ playing the support
>complexity
Did CoL really think carry Doom is a thing.
>>168080875
eh thats not that cool dude its prettyf ucked up
Jesus christ just concede already
Carry Doom was retarded
>nadota
Glad I didn't wake up early for this
JUST FUCK MY FARM UP SENPAI
>complexshitty
JUST
>cancel 8th on networth
embarrassing
remember when Rime said CoL's draft was good?a
>>168083279
Cancel and Saksa switched roles
DC is the greatest NA Dota team
>>168083279
>>168083335
>>168083362
ICEFRAAAAUD
>moon immediately leaves the game after GG to shitpost in twitch chat and re-watch the end of the game
is he our guy?
Swindle should be gassed for dragging Zfreek down with this retarded shit draft
>coL is a tier 1 team
>7 - 31
yeah doom carry is not thing
fucking stomped man
swindle wants to be PPD but doesn't have the players to make his shitty memedrafts work
>carry player should be playing offlane
>offlane player normally plays carry
>carry player is playing offlane hero
>offlane player is playing carry hero
?????
>>168082782
no but like every NA team it has a EU captain
>TFW spamming heroes is the only way to raise your mmr
Tinker is so fucking shit
Imagine you're in a pub, and you ended up with CoLs draft.
yOu'd tilt off the planet.
>>168083615
neither does PPD lmao
>No more free trips to valve events for kyle
feels good lads
welp. that was a shit game 3.
>>168083652
STIMULATING
>>168083649
ppd didn't do memedrafts with wanted
>rime has a twitter
kek
>>168080435
Who the hell roots for col with swindle in it ?
>>168084115
zfats
just got off the shitter, blood came out bright red
what are some high fibre snacks i can get
>cucking and forsaking your home nation to play under the flag of a foreign country
Really activates ones neurons
>no fat human dragon hybrid hero
uh dotards?
>>168080875
dont you mean "reply"?
>2011+6
>no giraffe hero
>>168084660
I'll fuck any girl with a cute face
just so happens that being a fatty makes your face ugly
Why is doom so nerfed, it's a fucking ultimate, ultimates are supposed to be game breaking.
What hero should I play if
I hate my life
Have social anxiety
Always hit the improper key or cancel spells prematurely
Get ignored by wilder beast on tinder
>Consider playing DOTA 2 again because my favorite hero Doom got buffed
>See this last Col vs DC match
Maybe next patch
>>168085253
>No cd upgrade with each level
>can't dissable passives
>venoaids does more damage with less cd and is aoe
>Even with gold lead, you still lose
>mfw
>TI6 finals were exactly 6 months ago
fuck my life
>>168085683
B-but gold!
>>168085915
his level 10 talent could put a refresher orb in his inventory and it wouldn't matter because his ult is still shit so all he can do is run at you with dots and creep stuns
Best sniper build to spam on solo queue normals?
>>168084115
>who the hell roots for anti-anime anti-NEET
FTFY, jabroni
>>168085801
were they good? should i watch any TI6 and TI5 games? kinda ignored dota for a while till recently
>>168086353
nah
>>168086451
literally no memorable games? fuck me
>>168086507
>fucking a stranger you met in the internet
wew lad
>>168086353
game 1 of EG vs Ehome is the only memorable game from those two TIs
>>168086594
>fuck me
that's getting fucked by strangers on the internet, he meant that the other anon fucks him, not the other way around.
>>168086618
OG losing to Jimmy was pretty legit.
>>168086353
Secret's collapse at TI5 was kino.
>>168086618
>game where ehome kept on forcing the highground despite losing 2 highground fight
>game where old chicken choke so hard he went solo against the throne
>game where ehome choked so hard they never recovered
>game that made the chink audience of that day very very sad
>game that made ti6 ehome disband
that game was the shit
>>168086507
nah im fucking with you all i remember of ti5 are eg and cdec's games so I guess just watch anything with them in it,
i dont remember jack shit about ti6, every year a chink team wins its the most anticlimatic shit so i just forget it all
>>168086034
Yeah, mainly joking.
Doom is basically only good if you need a disable machine, and even then there are usually better choices.
>>168086618
>>168086353
the TI6 matchup btw
>>168086834
the pride and joy of yurop scrubbing out to PA mid in the upper bracketwas pretty hype too
>>168086936
t. salty chink
>>168086904
i have never seen a man choke harder than s4.secret at TI5
if i wasnt a fangay wanting them to win I would have died laughing after just the first couple days
>>168086984
that was THE shit=/=that was shit
>>168080875
stop
>>168087326
oh shit I'm sorry
>>168086904
>>168087174
>tfw you lost most of your ti5 secret memes
>>168087463
sorry for what
>>168086939
Wings literally came out of nowhere and roflstompe everyone at TI6. It was super memorable, they played whatever the fuck they wanted, drafting Pudge and shit when he was awful.
>>168087684
>there's a universe where coL made the comeback against VP and are the ones to eliminate memecret in the most embarassing upset in TI history
>>168088125
But does swindle still get his eul's denied in that universe?
guys legit question here
Phase boot or power treads on wraith king ?
which one is better and why
>>168086939
>deadmaus ''played'' at the international
god damn
>>168088267
tread's for toggling into int when you cast wraithfire
>>168088267
ring of repick
>>168088267
Phase if you're a shitter who can't micro. Treads lets you get more stuns in and lets you have those clutch swaps to get mana for resurrects. Apart from that the attack speed synergizes with crit.
Literally why can't you play source 1 replays in the new client?
does watching pro games help if you're just starting out or is there just sway too much going on?
>>168088267
Phase boots
Less getting kited early
Fatter crits
>inb4 muh treadswitching
>>168088535
it helps
>>168088535
you can still pickup small lessons here and there
but if you really want to learn, then find some hero you like to play, and then watch in the client from the perspective of a pro player playing that hero, and always try to ask yourself, why did he do that? did that help him? did the thing he do end up well, if yes, why, if no, why not? what would I normally do in this situation? why does he not do the thing that I normally do and what impact did it have?
obviously account for the fact that they are playing with and against other pro players and have 100x your mechanical skills, but if you can get a decent grasp of decision making,not as in ''I NOW KNOW ALL THE RIGHT DECISIONS TO MAKE'', but rather the thought process that goes along with it, then you will be miles ahead of your typical new players
>>168088267
phase into echo.
>tfw no good Tiny buffs
>tfw most of the convetional snowball heroes are completely and utterly dead
Send help.
>>168089232
sorry sing, icefrog doesn't need your kind anymore
You should be able to trow stuff as tiny, like rocks or trees imo
>>168089389
what the fuck did you just say to me
you should be able to turn into the river itself as Morphling
>>168089709
yea and broodmother should be able to teleport to webs globally
Wisdom heroes shouldn't be able to walk within a certain distance of Terrorblade imo
tiny should be able to wield treant protector's corpse as a weapon if you dont have aghs
What would it take for singsing to get back into the pro doter scene
>>168090181
well, to git gud would be an option
>>168090181
never changing meta since shitshit can never adapt
TA needs to be the start of a Dota comic animated series. She's just so cool.
>>168088851
thanks for the advice
>>168090251
Why would anyone adapt to this shit?
The game's been heading in this direction for like 2 or 3 years now, and the entire community has been dragging its heels the whole time while screaming "NO! PLS! JUST LET ME HAVE SOME AUTONOMY SO PUBS AREN'T UNPLAYABLE!"
It's fucking awful for people who spend a lot of time on the game but will never go pro.
>>168090479
hey sing didn't know you browse 4chan
>>168090610
dude he just posted a picture of himself holding an assault rifle
>>168090298
Any kind of media (animated series, webcomic, novels) with my best waifu as protagonist.
My nigga I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. Dota 2 lore has so much possibilities buy valve being the jews that they are don't realize the potential of making the lore important in the game.
Comics featuring Bounty, Nyx, TA or invisible heroes in general would be so fucking cash.
>>168090181
If he can be on a really good team that carries him every game like NoTail.
>>168090770
Wish valve would use sfm for more dota stuff like the monkey king teaser
a full fledged dota short like that tf2 one would be really neat
>>168090974
>OG.SingSing
>Want to play Dota
>Know I will be rusty/shit
What can I do to shake the rust off before I go play some real matches?
its time to go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3lrxg-2mA
>>168091409
valve hates this game
they'll only put effort into something if they are certain that the playerbase will hate it
>>168091858
empty lobby for cs
dota imba 10 v 10 for a simulation of the current meta
>>168092064
I mainly play offlane how will Dota imba prepare me for offlaning again?
>>168092120
deathball memefighting from 0:00 to prepare you for the in game meta of deathball memfighting from 15:00
>>168091949
I remember these
isnt there a sand king one aswell?
autismkino
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6H-HEpnlk8
>that notail ''beard''
Man, I was really enjoying the video until the fucking ''living legend'' loda showed up
who here has Phantosmia
what would it be like if icefrog balanced pokemon
>>168092971
Bugs wouldn't be shit
>>168092745
>Phantosmia (phantom smell), also called an olfactory hallucination
holy shit dude, i have so many questions, what kind of smells do you perceive? are they recognizable at all? is your sense of smell super strong like no offense, dogs? do you assign every post some kind of smell?
>>168092971
golbat gets nerfed every version and all pokemon get a 90% accuracy 1 hit ko move at level 100
>>168092971
>stealth rocks no longer do double damage to weakness types
>entry hazards can no longer be removed except for toxic spikes which can be absorbed into poison types
>>168093172
yes your post smells like a finely chopped mixture of mushrooms or mushroom stems, onions, shallots, and herbs sautéed in butter, and reduced to a paste
>>168091409
>>168090770
We need a Weaver slice of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYOWIdPHXts
This intro but Weaver instead after being cut from the weave
ded?
What do you call heroes who make their impact with low cooldown, short range spells?
>>168094793
tempo controller
>>168094793
shit
>>168094793
league of babies characters
I don't feel like playing Dota today
>>168094793
blink dagger buyers
>>168094793
Utility heroes
what if there's a hero who has 5 minutes cd on all skills but it's worth it when used?
would that be a a good hero or bad hero?
>>168095282
It would be a fucking terrible hero
>>168095282
either useless or OP
no inbetween
If Diretide is so fun, why don't players make one in the custom map editor?
>>168095282
either pointlessly overpowered or utter meme trash
ded gema
come watch some warcraft 3 tourny
/back2warcraft on twitch
>>168095282
that shit better secure you rosh and two towers, 5 minutes? kek
>>168095282
What if there's a hero that works like a rhythm game (ddr, osu, etc), so it has terrible damage and skills effects if used out of tempo but great bonus effects if used exactly on tempo?
>>168095493
because you don't get hats from custom games. the only people who want it back are thirdies that can't afford to pay 3 burgers for a set on the secondary market
>>168092594
I'd be pretty upset about it too to be honest, you can't really argue that fountain hooking was a 'feature', just another Valve oversight like all of the other bugs still in the game that Reddit has to point out to them.
>>168095629
>2011+6
>no musical hero
>>168095629
le combo meme
>>168095629
sounds like a good tempo controller/semi-hyper-carry
>>168095730
Oh, I thought people liked it for the gameplay.
>>168095730
Yet the alliance fags could never replicate what navi did, everytime they tried it, even after critizing it they tried it, and they fucking failed, fuck loda
>>168095750
...hey
>>168095730
>still this salty
i want orianna dota2 version
>>168095829 was meant for >>168095635
>>168095908
its always the same
like complaining about bhop cause you cant do it
>>168095730
Wasn't that hook working as intended that time?
>>168080875
IM GOING TO HUG HER AND SQUEEZE HER!
>>168096289
yes it was "hook to pudges location" the they changed it to "hook to location where hook was fired"
After 4 years of Playing Dota. I've hit the last straw tonight.
I just can't do it anymore. I don't have it in me. Everytime I queue up for a game it's just a constant reminder why this game is so fucking shit.
I remember having so much fun in the beginning and learning the game. Now it's just full of flamers and assholes everywhere.
Every game is exactly the same.
Game starts
We either get 1-2 good ganks and keeps the team morale up and proceed to win the game.
Or we lose a few bad skirmishes and everyone starts playing the blame game. At which point it's a downward spiral of just losing from there.
Nobody ever just shuts up and plays the game. People have literally no idea how little kills mean in the early game and think it's the end of the world.
I'm done forever. I'm just going to watch dota from now on and enjoy memes on other peoples streams. Never playing this shit again.
Stop while you can /d2g/ This game is a fucking trap of the highest level.
>>168096770
ok see you soon
>Pick Underlord so I can pull my teammates out of bad fights
>I still end up with a 3-11 Storm Spirit who got outfarmed by myself and our support Silencer
>Still get a 5-13 Luna who feeds the Skywrath Mage an entire Aghs worth of gold.
I just don't get it, how can people have such poor map awareness, I was pinging out the enemy ganks/rotations constantly but they were just slow to react.
What if there was a loli hero but she was thicc?
>>168096770
>mfw to smart too give a shit
take the next big step dude, do not give a squat hoot about shit son.
>>168096770
sounds like we lost nothing, adios.
>>168096770
You just need to break into the good bracket where people actually know how to play the game, IE 6k+
>>168096940
>pinging
wow, rude
best jugg period
>>168096770
see you in a few months faggot
>>168097114
>shit sword
>dragon knight armor
>no back banner
nah m8
>>168097023
this intelligent meme have gone to far
M M R C L I M B I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGVCrvvLuOc
>>168097279
>>168097114
recommend me some pants
>>168097497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q
>>168097506
>that mask
triggered
>>168097694
why?
The +8 eidolons is kinda fucking crazy for ratting.
IZZAT SUM BSJ IN CAPITALIST'S GAME
>>168099109
>watching reddit's guy
kys
>>168099109
just a dogshit player if i ever saw one
>>168099187
how's he leddo's guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984
>>168097861
fukin ugly mate
What happens to Nature's Profit?
who is the best lover in all of dota and why is it windrunner?
who are the "tanks" of dota 7.02?
>>168100030
>viper and spectre in team
>"guys we need tanks"
>>168099946
dont post my gf
>>168099946
morphling and because that's who you wanted him to be tonight
>>168100213
shes my wife BACK OFF!
>>168100297
puck u
reminder that WR has a dedicated porn game
https://exhentai.org/g/1017241/652e854916/
Buff Visage without adjusting numbers
>>168100551
birds now have true sight
le monke king in cm mode WHEN
>>168100728
when jumping on trees is faster but costs 50 mana per jump
>>168100573
is windrunner aKEKqueen?
>>168101035
figure it out for yourself
https://a.safe.moe/Un5KL.webm
>>168100501
damn
>>168100609
are you off ur rocker?
>>168101209
holy shit i think im in love with venge
>it's a fear gets triggered by BSJ episode
>bsj bullied by fear and sumail
>>168100501
is this link dead or am i missing something?
>>168101993
>>168101709
What I miss boys?
>>168102087
you are going to google this one out buddy
>Chinese on enemy team
>literally able to win the game solo
>has read the art of war 3 times
>uses ancient Chinese medicine with ginseng to improve his gameplay
>Chinese on my team
>spends all game shouting in the mic
>goes 2/14/3
>doesn't know what ginseng is
>>168102561
Is that Purge?
>>168102889
>我好
>团队不好
>>168102561
>be Yawar
>grind MMR on na servers, higher than your TI winning brother
>but you're not TI winning brother so your parents force you to go back to school
>go on Twitch
>see brother playing with Fear
>can't remember the last time you've stacked together
FeelsOlderSumailMan.gif
>>168103125
doing gods work buddy
>>168097506
the unyielding set isn't available anywhere so look for the vanished isle set
>Want to watch Merlini for the untz and good commentary
>Also want to watch BSJ for the salt
>and then there's Fear
who do I watch lads
>>168103914
Fear always
who was thar rubick in fears game? that shit was mad
>>168103295
Is Yawar actually going back to school because his Dota career is failing?
wew lad I pity him so hard
>>168103914
>BSJ
>salt
He just whines and mutes people then whines some more. Pretty boring.
He even muted Fear the other day.
>>168104089
he and his other siblings can go to school to get educated while Sumail gives them money by traveling all over the world playing video games
>>168104092
dude this isn't 2k mmr sry bro
whats up, boys
>>168101993
>Fear and BSJ again
STOP POSTING FAT DRAGONS
Anyone here keep visiting lewd generals like granblue fantasy general on their way to /d2g/ ? I can't help it the girls are so cute
>>168104092
oh it was s4
is Fear a full time streamer now? he even got the green screen and shit
>>168104698
hes technically the EG coach but yeah hes just full time streaming now while getting paychecks from PPD
>You'll never be as good friends with somebody like Sumail and Fear are
>>168104728
>full time streaming
with no donations and no subs
gg bois im fucking done
>>168104786
>cancer free stream
>I'm out
?
>>168104813
cancer free equates into no revenue
>>168104884
hes literally a millionaire, he doesnt need additional revenue
kek s4 stealing kills and the invoker goes
>THIS FUCKING PUDGE I SWE-
>>168104747
>You'll never make Fear smile like Sumail does
reminder double diffusal double manta lone druid is the meta
>>168106034
bear can't even use manta
>>168106341
>using the manta on the bear
>>168106525
then what the fuck is the point of double manta lone druid you fucker
>>168106584
what if the person you responded to isnt the same guy
woah
>tfw you mantle
Dunno what I'm doing
>>168107669
What are you doing?
>>168107669
hey thats pretty gay
>>168108618
I agree
>/d2gay/
>the only thing keeping us from getting to page 10 is fucking slark porn
>>168109024
>This is a problem
(You)
>your mid invoker goes phase and misses all his spells
guuyyyys when is dac starting again
>>168107796
Writing a cartoon
>>168107845
Thanks xD
dire is so obviously the evil side it's not even funny. I still like the dire heroes more then radiant.
>>168110134
You know that picture of Homer in that baseball team episode? I want to make a dita pic of that but Dire instead.
>>168110134
>evil
like nazis?
>>168110134
how the fuck is puck not dire, that evil little shit
i'm gon eat you qt
>BSJ in lowpri
Fear was right, he always gets his reports back it seems
mfw I have to start queuing with people geographically further from russia to not be in fucking KAK DELA SUKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYADISCHA GAMES
t. finland
>>168110993
BananaShitstainJamma needs to kill himself
>>168111295
I feel you nordic-bro, I was matched with LoH two games in a row today, four times over the past two days
nothing against the guy, but when I see his name I instantly know its a russian game
I don't dislike russians, at 5.5k+ mmr most of them are good players and teammates, but fuck when your entire team is russian, they speak russian to each other, and normally only 1 or two of them comply when I say they have to speak english if they want me to understand them
it gets pretty tiresome at times
>>168078727
>implying dota wasnt explictly designed since its inception to be a dumbed down rts with one unit for "people" who can't move the view and breath through their mouth
>>168110284
You know the day and decaying aesthetic and the corruption and the RED.
Guys, I miss PPD.
The one true king of dota.
A shame the game has died - he being one of the very few wise enough to make plans for the future.
>>168111615
>>168111295
i thought finns weren't nords
>>168112239
scandinavia is norway sweden denmark and those random islands, but 'nordic contries' are norway, sweden, denmark, finland and random ass islands
its not a definition of ethnicity, my fine /int/ tourist, but geography
>>168112306
I'm going to fact check this.
>>168111615
man LoH is so fucking bad at dota
it's a miracle he's had as much success as he has, largely based off how low skill dota was back then
he is the worst player to ever win a TI imo
>>168112395
well he literally gave up pro dota for a long ass time, then he joined some amateur/half serious teams and tried a little, but settled down to be a caster or whatever
I don't tihnk its necessary to be so rude towards the guy for not being a pro player
also I just realised that in my last game solo was playing a feeding lion on my team lmao, seemed like he didn't give a fuck that game
I should stop queing solo before 9 am, even if its fun to meet pros in solo que
>>168112395
>how low skill dota was back then
you fucking what
>>168112306
>Mongols are nords
really engages ones 'rons
>>168112502
TI1 was modern 3k tier.
>>168112539
>>168112395
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries
here u go
it basically means ''cold ass countries in europe fuck off estonia ur not invited''
Only 9 inches?
>>168112637
>>168112502
In addition, Na'vi had significantly more time than the majority of the other teams to play dota 2. Some of the Chinese teams had literally like 1 week of total dota 2 play time going into TI1 while Na'vi had months. This is largely Valve's fault though, although the Chinese were also still playing dota 1 competitively and practicing it over dota 2, unlike the Westerners.
What's the most OP item and why is itfucking MKB
you guys enjoy getting mad too right
like i'm not the only one right
>>168112957
t. PApicker
>>168112698
dumb brain damaged NEETsexual
neck yourself violently
>>168113128
I dont even pick PA. But MKB counters lots of skills and heroes. It nullifies all evasion
>>168113216
t. Butterflybuilder
>>168113060
yeah there's a strange cathartic pleasure to raging at my teammates
especially when they're lower mmr
Perfect couples don't exi-
reminder to report ERPfags
>>168112957
Not even close
>>168113593
I'm only trying to keep the thread alive.
>>168113735
let it go
Why the fuck is waifuranger still so garbo
she needs a real buff not this "nuker" shit
>>168114283
This is what nu-dota is about.
Pre defined roles and builds from talents.
>>168112637
>>168112735
I mean if you specifically call TI1 as ''how low skill dota was back then'' yeah the game was just made again, thats just TI1 tho, thats like, 3 months before the actual private beta. the dota being played was '''''modern 3k mmr'''''' for like months, did you not see The Defense or TI2 or TI3 even? if you tell me LoH played like shit at that time you are just dumb m8 or you just did not see him play, Na'Vi might not have won TI2 (or TI3), but LoH played one hell of an international in 2012.
LoH might be a fucking retard who thinks he is an indigo child, he left the game to spend his evenings playing fucking WoW or something and he might be terrible now, but not back then.
And the dota was not either. I mean, i should really go watch some 3k mmr games to get dem old DOTA 2 vibes right.
>>168114283
while we're at it make qop great again
>treant goes aghs octarine
>10k gold that does literally nothing
really makes you think
>>168097114
AS someone that uses a gunsword I can tell you, your jugg is fucking ugly
>>168098238
ratting?
do you mean rata? like what peruvians say? rata means below ones standards
>>168085191
techies
post face
pack it up, let's go back to dota 1
reminder
>there's a guy who is defending LoH because a anon was rude
what the hell? am I on reddit
@168117006
not an argument
Does dota still run like ass despite the new patches?
>>168116946
where PA matt at?
>>168117209
No they fixed it.
>>168117209
it got be'ah
Sea is the most entertaining doter
dank spinoff meme coming through
>>168117772
>caring about if someone killsteals you
hey what's it like being 2k
>>168117870
Pretty good. I don't have to try that hard.
>>168097114
boar mask
high plains wraps
high plains cape
exiled pants
dragon sword/odachi/grey blade/ green blade
>>168113429
I wish they got back together
>93% win rate over 532 games
how does this happen?
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/329323390
>2.5 hours till meme tournament
oh cmon
>>168118694
Like this
Hes only playing in parties
>>168118721
watch mr cat in the meantime
>>168118694
>captains mode
>normal
>russia
activates those neurons
Lol, Bulldog doesn't even play Dota anymore. This is a guy who built an online streaming career out of obsessively playing Dota from the minute he wakes up until until the minute he goes to sleep, all day, every day, nonstop, for years.
That's how you know this patch is shit.
>>168119586
wow whos the qt on the right
>>168119781
>mute everyone
>talk trash to everyone
>no responses
hehehe stupid fucks
>>168119892
I'm a total beginner and I tend to have anxiety in online games so I unironically think about muting games until I git gud
adelaide?
>>168120014
really good tactic but might get harder to spot when you fuck up, so sometimes dont mute them m8
>>168097114
Do you even jugger
>>168119781
skeever
>first pick ta
>win
>last pick
>win
>dual mid with ta
>win
>jungle with ta
>win
why is this allowed
>>168120515
>not playing support ta for meld and slow
really makes your spinal cord travel signals
was that a synchronized 5man rage quit
>>168120014
I usually mute the enemy team AND anyone on my team that isn't from a first world country.
Its not like those fucking animals have anything important to contribute in their monkeychatter.
>7.02 comes out
>game gets even more unoptimized
>illusion heroes stronger than ever
>weaver untouched
>framerate drops
>more reddit balance
>reports still broken
>in the shadowpool and have 30 minute queue times
Why does dota 2 get worse and worse every patch?
>>168080875
pls no
cis dota is on, dotards
>>168120072
adelaide
>>168085253
It wouldn't be that hard to fix doom.
I.E Making Infernal Blade less linearly scaling, but still make it worth maxing out.
Or make Infernal have a less fucked up cast animation.
Then again, 550 cast range on a initiation spell with half a second cast time is a joke.
sing strim
>>168121874
Thank you!
>buy a linkens and this hero loses all relevance to the game
>>168121874
>for honor again
fuck that
>febby watching BSJ ulti nothing and laughing
So he's the reverse-Bulba where all the pros hate him while casual players love him.
>>168121874
a-adelaide!
>20 mins
>only 7 kills
nice game dotards
>>168122238
adelaide
DAT MAG HOOK ROFLMAO
So this is the power of the cis qualifier finalists...
0-11
lmao
Is team spirit ever going to get a kill?
>>168122851
Yes. Themselves
Is there even any point to watch the CIS qualis?
We know their teams are gonna be the first to be blasted off the event, so why even bother?
>spirit still can't get a kill
This is some comical shit.
>Go support
>Lose because my carries are retarded
>Go carry
>Lose because my supports are retarded
okay I'm on a loss streak now because of this shit
what's the best hero to 1v9 with
>Be 0 and 13
>Can't push high ground
Nice gaem mister IcyFrog
>DkPhobos outlived team DK.
Fuck, a couple years ago I was sure it was gonna be the other way around.
>>168122903
Same goes for NA qualifiers, the level of play in those games is beyond a joke
Vega probably DDOS'd VP out of the quals desu
>>168121545
Gabe himself said the game has only 20-30 people working on it at any given time.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>168123101
Vega is still going to lose this.
Team spirit is going to win despite how they went 0.15
>>168123398
This has to be a record, 0 kills until 40 minutes.
Reminder that VP would stomp any of these
>Earth Spirit is going to get nerfed AGAIN after this game
Despite more russians playing this game than any other nation, they produce the worst teams in dota. Explain Thai.
>Skaydee
>>168123587
Explain Peru.
>>168123587
same reason peruvians suck even though there's probably as many peruvians as US + Canada players combined
ITS A TESTAMENT TO HOW SHIT VEGA IS
THAT 2-19 GAME IS
STILL GOING ON AT 50 MINUTES
VEGA IS BEYOND TRASH
>>168123027
>be bad
>blame team
They are the same mmr as you for a reason. Maybe try self-improving before you start blaming others.
Why is dota down again?
Who's behind this?
>Watching literal who slavs
its ogre
>>168123771
the russians who ddos'd VP
>>168123670
there are more US players than peru.
>bulldog and sing no longer play dota
>bulldog got a gf
>sing is playing with that fag Futaneko
Is this how the party dota dies?
>prosto ne zagruzilas dota
>go try snova
what did he mean by this
>>168123563
This desu senpai
>>168123891
>memestreamers
haHAA
>>168123891
THE PARTY OF DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS, DONALD
>>168078554
is there any way to mod the map to be darker, like it was before it was bleached and brightened?
Is there any way to make female heroes go topless again?
>>168124228
are we hanging in at /ptg/
it hasn't died after the election
has it yet, Joe?
Joe?
>>168124369
it has been infested by stormfags and worthless animeneets
halftime quiz folks
>>168124653
has to be 3 surely
>>168124653
4. everyone else is a brainlet
>>168124653
The water is going in 1 first so it's obviously 1.
What if someone other than a chink team wins DAC? I think dota will die because there will never be another DAC
How fucked is a QWex invoker vs this ?
>>168125067
this desu senpai
>>168124653
Depends, what's "full", is it when the water reaches the top two bars? Because as you fucking IDIOTS may have noticed, number 3's pipe isn't all the FUCKING WAY UP. Okay? So after number 3 is filled ALMOST full, NUMBER FUCKING ONE WILL OVERFLOW.
GOD I hate you guys.
>triggers aggro while you're in the fog
?
Did I hear it correctly? Is this Lacoste cocasting?
>>168125285
>>168125302
>>168125067
>>168124798
Brainlets.
This game deserves you.
>>168125424
you posted the dumbest answer don't try and belittle me
>+80 Devour Gold
I can't stop cumming please send help
You can only delete ONE cancer heroSlark
>>168125518
>I'm getting bullied Valve pls fixDrow Ranger
>>168125518
PL, no doubt
Wonder when will Valve implement neural networks and deep AI learning to creeps+neutral creeps so the pve dota isnt so fucking copy paste
>>168124653
4 and 3 at the same time
>>168125489
The only can in which the water can stay in till it's full is 4. The other cans will be half full and then leak the water to the next one.
>>168125518
Legion Commander. Not that she's OP, but if I see anyone else jungling with her, I think I'm going to scream.
>>168125518
Pudge, it's the only right choice
>>168123934
>not naming it "I want to fuck that album"
>>168125694
3 can't feed 4 without big pressure because the 3 pipe is so low. 3 will either overflow or if that's not allowed, 2 will start backing up on the 3 side and filling up
>>168125518
>>168125718
That can be solved easily, you just need togit gud
>>168125694
>>168125851
I gave you the right answer here >>168125693
>>168125718
Let me guess, you came from reddit?
>>168121545
because you're maturing, therefore you begin to realize that dota is a fundamentally flawed game
>The vodka smelling caliphate of Team Spirit
Nip vs. Alliance @ Elimination mode starting.
>>168126257
You automatically know Alliance is going to lose. Don't bother.
>>168126008
false. everyone thinks this new patch whether they say it or not, their actions are loud and clear. bulldog plays literally every other newly released game and does not play dota. he never did this before. he only played dota autistically every single day.
the new patch is battle arena, and people played dota for an rts experience.
>>168126375
Yes but we might have meme picks
>>168126257
>som[a]lia losing an irrelevant meme tourney with rules determined by reddit
nah
>>168126379
>people played dota for an rts experience
you've never played proper rts, have you?
MONKEY KING IN THE POOOL
>>168125490
literally Bad+120gpm talent
countered by fucking dying or getting shitty jungle creeps
>>168126565
>they are not picking him
what the shit
>>168126691
but all the 2ks in d2g told me he was OP!
Sunsfan agrees that new Treant invis is SHIT
>>168125914
looks balanced to me, whats the problem?
>>168125914
>ember trying to right click with no remnants
>>168126816
>this webm of me getting killed is proof that the hero is op
ah yes
>it wasn't me in that webm
ah yes
lmao easy game
I'm still not sick of Luna.
Remember: Talents matter
A lot
>muh deep and complex experience of one unit rts is having its competitive integrity infringed!
im laughing p. hard ladsundladettes
@168126968
>all that happens in that webm is just someone getting casually killed
The reason none of these teams are playing monkey king is because lodA has no hero pool and NiP wants to play safe and win.
>>168127228
almost as if the hero is not an instant win regardless of skill
>>168127135
This game doesn't deserve someone like Kevin godec. If purge couldn't become a pro player, it means dota rewards brainlets
>>168125914
oh shit is weaver ult broken as fuck too?
>>168127324
Kevin is a brainlet tho
Autism incarnate, and not the good kind either
>>168127324
>purge
is he that guy who supposedly makes "instructional" videos except he mumbles so fucking low you can't hear anything?
>>168123027
slark
>>168127405
>doesn't deal dmg
>doesn't stun in an aoe
not really
>>168127324
he can't even multiply numbers higher than twelve in his head lmao
>>168127405
just a bad timewalk desu
unless you get aghs but pos 4 weaver doesn't work all the time
>>168127539
Weaver ult: Only condition is casting a skill on time
Monkey King: Needs the buff. Needs multiple units for it to actually heal a decent amount, needs those units to not be magic immune.
Hm....
It's like ghost scepter and forcestaff aren't items....
>>168127681
That's very true, void is better monkey in 80% of dota games.
>They fell for the Tinker meme
Alright, just call it as soon as draft is done
>there are better memepicks in the DAC slav qualies than in sunsfans certified meme tournament
really sets my mind into motion
>>168125718
so many people with high mmr already posted their journey on lc jungle and you still memeing that lc is bad here
fucking kill your kys
i bet youre one of those guys i saw in a reddit post that d2g and reddit is same community or some shit
oh god im so mad
>he considers himself a non-brainlet yet he thinks a mind upload/digitized conciousness is in fact NOT the same person as the "original" version
really rattles me bones...
>>168125718
Shires made her acceptable, and a lot faster.
>>168125914
>kills weaver
>goes to lifesteal off a creep while ember is still alive and not shielded
What
Did
He
Mean
By
This?
Wait is that Blitz casting with CAp
>>168128065
enjoy killing yourself so that a computer can pretend to be you, animeNEET
>>168128019
>reddit is like d2g but with names
really makes me drive up the fucking wall
both NIP and [A] so fking bad
earth spirit was a mistake
>>168128065
Yeah, and Guy Fieri will still be the same "the food guy" as digital programming with no tongue or stomach
>>168127791
>one is an ultimate
>the other isn't
hmm
this lyrical lacoste combo is warming up on me desu
>>168128125
how is life when you gotta organize a funeral for yourself every evening when you go to sleep?
>>168128727
I like the euro guy, is the other one merlini? literally the same voice
>>168128916
lol vega is fucking awful
>hey dude, want a free trillion dollars?
"WTF JUST A TRILLION? i want unlimited infinite money, trillion dollars isnt even ,001% of that, you're practically ripping me off"
this is your mindset soulfags, have fun when the non-pleb few samefag in real life
>>168129218
>killing yourself is worth a trillion dollars to worthless NEETs
hahaha
>>16812921X
You must've mistaken boards.4chan.org/vg/ as a tumblr for some odd rsn
>>168116231
Was going to say this. Cucked into 4/5 for the majority of my games for years and switched to techies, now going on 70% winrate.
>echo before blinking
>in two thousand and seventeen
really now
>FNG
the legacy of CWM lives on
what does CIS mean?
>>168129218
>comparing digital conciousness to currency acquisition
damn how shit was your argument that this analogy is what you came up with
>FREE devour
>>168129814
https://www.google.com/search?q=CIS+region&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>>168129363
>being a dirty hedonist
Why don't you just install electrodes into your brain's pleasure centers then apply the voltage, frying it in the process? It's ""''objectively,,„» the best possible thing, according to you.
Trixi is good
>>168129814
BadEurope
>>168129947
>The Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) formed when the former Soviet Union (now called Russia) totally dissolved in 1991. At its conception it consisted of ten former Soviet Republics: Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan.
yeesh
>>168129852
>gain an immense amount of X (currency/method of self-preservation) "despite" a vague, possibly unobtainable potential of even greater amount of X existing (maybe)
Behold, the worst hero in the game
>>168125645
stop bullying my waifu! SHES PURE AND BALANCED!
>terrorblade is a good hero
>>168129948
that's some wild conjecture there my good shitposter. you're the one claiming that hooking your brain up to a computer so it can do impressions of you until someone decides to delete you for shits and giggles is the only logical choice.
>>168130213
Antimage is a good hero m8
Why is support more fun than carry?
There's so many viable heroes in both 4 and 5 position roles and you don't have to invest you life savings to support your team and you can actually get items.
>>168130249
>drow will never sit on your face
why live
vega in charge of illusions and spells
>wanna watch NA qualifiers
>but grammys
;_:
>>168130543
>giving a shit about grammys
stay a pleb
>>168130543
>>168130625
>Not watching both
>>168130663
>watching grammys
>>168130543
>nigger gets trophy
>woman gets trophy
>fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>the end
now you can watch some dota
>>168130663
why the fuck would you watch the grammys you stupid faggot
>When your tinker builds a BKB
I don't even play dota but I've been shitposting here for 3 weeks
>>168130894
Better than dying to Nyx/Leshrac/Earth Spirit stuns/silence
G is 25% of the player he once was!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIGHT INTO THIS
>>168131026
I wonder how TI5 VP was relatively successful if all of its players are trash.
Case 1, no souls exist: the resulting fleshdoll is identical to the previous instance. No loss as there is nothing to be lost.
Case 2a, spiritual world is ruled by benevolent entities or forces: lilliputs or invisible pink unicorns transport the soul from one body to another, as every other aspect is obviously appropriate for it.
Case 2b, the spiritual world is ruled by a malevolent entities or forces: the soul is hijacked in the transition and the new one is created for the vessel for harvest further down the line.
>>168131103
>1.91mb
>png
>>168131026
25% of a shitter is...?
holy shit that tinker
>>168130450
i mean someone outthere is the perfect drow cosplayer! we just have to find her...
>>168131168
>this is how agnostics actually think
lmao
>>168130450
that's disgusting
>>168130208
But the digital universe will be fashioned by programmers' designs, i.e. flawed and not comparable to mortal reality.
Your argument would be more like the advent of telling people to use paper currency (human design, flawed) when humans have been using gold and silver (universally recognized concrete for wealth and value) for hundreds of thousands of years
>FIGHTING
>ON
>A
>FUCKING
>SHRINE
>mfw some 4channarian-neet-weeb tries to tackle christianity in 3 lines of shitposting
>Vega Dumpstered
DENDI
WAS
THE
PROBLEMLacoste just mentioned a problem all throughout the Ditya Ra-Sonneiko NaVi era. Communication just wasn't there.
>>168131278
don't act like drow isn't beautiful. what are you GAY?
>>168131359
AYY
WHo needs communication when ur terrorblade and you 1v9 all game
>>168127589
>>168127423
>>168127417
You've no idea what you're talking about. Have you seen how he tries to day9 dota?
Those calculations and slides?
How come he's still not a pro player despite all that?
He knows literally everything about dota and the game doesn't reward. Instead the game rewards memesters and high school dropouts like rtz, sumail and Ramzez. People with low intelligence are the ones that are the best pro players.
Purge has a physics degree. He knows what he's talking about.
>>168131103
Wrap around with supports. Walk 1/2 of distance and then BKB after supports initiate.
Silencer is also out of position, so its possible to start the fight by Silencing him, before doing the stun combos.
Lacoste calling out comewithme really fucked me up guise
Please help, someone has to have the ''le game throwing face'' cwm meme, im having a really hard time finding this shit fucking picture man, also does anyone have that flickr folder(?) where the original picture of cwm comes from and singsing is like kissing this redhead in the distance in one of the photos, cmon someone has to have it
>>168130282
what is better, my low Intelligence Quotient coposter:
>die, leave nothing
>die, leave a "just a perfect copy" to continue with whatever purpose you have given yourself and the "just copies"
think hard on this one
>>168131497
you done, kevin?
>>168130724
>>168130752
Don't go shooting up schools now kiddos.
>>168131418
Honestly, who is surprised that there's russians still trying to 1v9 in 2017?
>>168131168
dont think too much. were are all going to die and enter the eternal oblivion and you cant do anything about it.
there's no second life, magic doesn't exist.
supernatural things doesn't exist.
its all practical and just enjoy this limited stuff that came from your daddy's balls.
on the other hand, i love dota
>>168131535
that copy isn't going to last much longer than you and a copy of you specifically will not accomplish anything important
>>168131548
Kevin Godec is the hero that we don't deserve, but we still somehow have. I still don't get it.
Why did Kevin dedicate so much of his valuable time to this game when a bumbling idiot like slacks got to 5k doing literally nothing.
Kevin should have created content for some other game that actually requires brainpower. Don't you dare disrespect Kevin. We don't deserve him.
>>168131715
this might come out as a shock to you gramps, but there people who dislike what you like
>>168131869
ok now spectate my 1k MMR game and dance for me, monkey
>>168131878
In my day we just called those people poor.
>>168131715
>watching an award ceremony decided solely by sales
Wow
>>168131715
hahaha epic dude I'm such a normie too desu (to be honest)
>>168131359
Vega losing just shows that Dendi is still a god tier player if he actually gave a fuck
He could be 9k if he took MMR seriously
>>168131715
ok reddit
>>168131802
thats a nice hamster you got there...
it would be a shame if someone were toEAT IT
>>168131996
9k doesn't exactly mean anything since miracle turned out to be literal loser that can't function without the jew and the twink without a tail.
>>168131869
lets get this straight, are you a >girl
with a crush on Kevin ''PurgeGamers(TM)'' Godec?
>second picking meepo
Slavs are really 1-upping sunsfans meme tourney
>>168131802
What you said is haram.
Don't spread blasphemy now.
We don't want you converting dotards to degenerate religions.
>>168131996
DESU I think Dendi is a lower-to-mid A-Tier player these days. The problem is that NaVi has chronic communication issues.
>>168131359
?
why are we talking about dendi
>>168132130
No I'm just a gentleman who can appreciate intelligence and effort. Kevin Godec is really intelligent. Did any of us know that we had 0.2 seconds to last hit and 0.5 seconds with a quelling blade?
The tragedy is that he put way more effort into this game than it deserved because brainlets like slacks are allowed to reach Kevin's rank. That's just what pisses me off.
Don't you come here and tell me we aren't lucky to have purge with us. He could be teaching people to land spaceships on the moon and yet he's teaching dota.
>>168132394
He must be getting some pretty sweet kickbacks from Na'Vi to stay with them. Or he just doesn't want to be one of those losers who ends up irrelevant after teamjumping all the time
>>168131802
no no! Jesus will save us all and we will all get sent to heaven!
There is next life but you won't remember anything about your past life!
So say no worries about spending your youth in this cool game.
Just play if its what you enjoy. Don't regret for God is here to make you happy and he will always be there for you.
Just smile everytime you wake up and say, thank you lord for this brand new day!
Smile now anon, eternal oblivion doesn't exist.
>>168131347
deep
dark
obsession
>>168131497
>He knows literally everything about dota and the game doesn't reward
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
you are so bad that you literally think purge knows ''everything about dota''?
jesus christ dude you just proved how fucking ignorant you are
>memesters
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahah
>purge has a phtsics degree. He knows what he's talking about.
okay mate you got me this is some top tier b8 you deserve this (you) I was actually mad for a second
>Make a Techies only smurf
>Normal matches approaching frequent 5k players, almost 2k higher than my previous MMR
Forced 50%?
>>168132578
There were people saying Dendi was the reason navi was failing and Sonneiko was a god.
>losing to alliance
>tfw you just cant find that one fucking .jpg
Is that Blitz I hear casting with Cap?
>>168132684
He has to be getting paid well by navi. He's the one the team's marketing is based around.
>>168132910
STOP POSTING NAZI FROG
>>168132783
rtz, nolans, sumail, ramzes, slacks. They're all more successful than purge and you defend that?
Those puny brainlets with no BRAIN at all are better than purge?
Don't reply to me again. Even talking about Kevin Godec is above your intelligence anyway.
>>168131802
that is tackled in case 1
the only people believing in magic are those who "think" a perfect copy is not equivalent to the original becquse >muh specialest uniquelest snowflake
Where where you when MidOne became the highest rated MMR player?
>yfw when Shitrekt can't still qualify for LANs
>>168132709
>Smile now anon, eternal oblivion doesn't exist.
how is that supposed to cheer me up
>>168132990
can't drink milk either
>>168133068
getting old faggot, go save your comments in a pasta.txt and wait for the next thread for (you)s
>>168133270
sitting at home watching secret not qualify for lans
>>168131802
>do objects so heavy they break reality exist? sure thing
>multiple infinite universes? no doubt
>maybe something that changes nature depending on being observable...? of course
>go-? woah woah woah there buddy. were all skeptical realists here. no fantasy shit.
>>168133285
dang, well i guess I can still get some fast food from Chic-fil-a withouth being called honames , right?
>russians still use ts
wew
>>168080875
You have a cute butt windranger!
>>168133685
well they used to use skype until they learned that it was the reason they were getting ddosed every game
>>168133868
is dota open mic so shit?
>>168133542
black holes arent heavy, just dense
kinda like youand they dont break reality, no human just knows how they work, thats a big difference retard
>>168133868
So what happened to Ventrillo in esports?
>>168133125
>get 2 guys and place them in identical rooms
>freeze one guy
>make an identical clone
>wake them up at same time
by that logic they both should do absolutely similar action up to cell division and thoughts.but if you actually think this would happen you might be retarded.
>>168128065
Same person, but the original will be dead xd
Then again we've all been dead for a good while before we were born, so I can't imagine it being a problem
can I still climb with weaver in 7.02?
>>168134354
ABSOLUTELYnot
>>168134395
what do I pick now mates
>>168134036BALLS OF STEEL
>>168134468
spectre
>>168134354
yes but rush aghs instead of linkens or deso so you can save one of your retards every 15 seconds
evasion talents good on anyone?
>>168134989
medusa i think
>>168134989
PA could be great if she had an evasion talent
>>168134989
VVN, dude, VVN... VVGT.
>>168134048
if not for quantum fluctuations and other probabilistic processes, yeah they would
same input → same output
>>168135232
hey guinsoo
>>168135259
it was [VGTG]
[VGO]
>>168135401
What? I'm referring to paladins voice lines dude. VVN means no, VVGT means that's too bad.
fuck yeah mapo
>>168079387
>>168079647
Is that boogie or just a really good impersonator?
Regardless phew lad good to see those two getting more art
Huber are you still with us
>>168135462
holy shit fuck you
>>168136018
a sweet angel gone too soon
good night sweet prince
>>168136032
No.
>dude let's just go mid with half hp no cooldowns lmao we just got two kills what are they going to do xD
Fuck everyone in this game. Here I am being a great sport playing support to get my quest done but I just can't win when I'm beholden to retards like this. Half of my game was denying their weaver farm for 15 minutes how can I not be rightfully furious when he's 1v5ing us with comeback gold later?
>>168132990
>hes not a nazi
what are you doing here
>>168136491
no bully
>>168136456
>He's worrying if he's finished the quest and not he's finished the quest and want to win
>Trixi blinking towards enemy base.
Jesus Christ.
>>168136734
It was one of those quests that complete itself as long as you're winning. I did what I could as a cooldown support in a game where people at some point had so much fun winning that they just started losing.
guys is american qualifiers finishing up today?
>Losing to Alliance in 2017.
NiP has no future.
>h4nn1 is still playing defense of the ancients two
>same thread is still up
dedtards
>>168136965
Syndstacks work as well as you'd expect Merlini or Maelk do if they returned to pro scene.
reminder that rain is still the best weather effect
>>168137221
i like rain too but it lowers my fps and i barely manage to maintain 60
based rodger
Roger with a D. Objectively the worst of all Rogers
how come this shit is not an arcana yet
>tfw I just played my first Meepo game ever in my 2000 hours of Dota
>and I wonnever playing this hero ever again that was too stressful
how do we fix blademail gentlemen
>>168137802
>find the stop hotkey
>press it
?
>>168137802
Is good when they cant avoid the damage like with blackhole, mirana starfall and luna ult
Did they fix dota yet dotards?
>>168138343
what do you think anon
>>168138343
7.0 fixed it
>>168138343
they said they would fix it after you fix your brain with some lead
Oh what could've been..
>>168138546
>fixed it
>flip a coin, if it lands on radiant you get a +10% win chance
>>168138579
Sweetie, we have been over this, talking about violent acts on the internet isn't good for you.
>>168138780
>le big and unpractical weapons
if every hero was looked like that it would be fucking boring
pink or yellow m80s
>>168139025
a woman wielding anything aside from a dick is impractical desu
>>168139025
Eh?! NANI?! That isn't a unpredictable weapon, baka sama! Watashi wa angry because you baka the weapon desu san!
motpax is so punchable holy shit
>>168139204
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
>>168139258
>>168139025
I just want the plume on the left
>>168079552
Definitely not Beesa. Beesa is actually very polite and always has been
Is this cast meant to professional?
I mean early seasons of Sprongleberb was amazing but still
this hero is literal unpickable garbage
icefraud should be ashamed
>>168079552
Not only does he never screech Beesa hardly talks
>>168139984
at least they are not missing kills and faking excitement like Dakota ''kotlguy'' Cox
PPD ON STREAM
>>168140223
welcome to fucking dota
huskar is either hot shit or broken as hell
ppd is cute!
>PPD stuffing his STD on the fucking monitor
wev
PPD says Monkey King is OP
dotards?
wheres tobi by the way
>>168138780
She had some sexy poses
memedraft :DDD
>peterpandam is casting meme tourney
im in
>This AF draft
DRASKYLL CASTIN GDRASKYLL CASTIN GDRASKYLL CASTIN G
>monkey meme
>monkey king picker feeds firstblood
nice
>showing off your position as monkey
>when theres a wr in the game
Where is Purge teach God9
how the fuck is monkey king balanced
5k really is the new 4k
filled with so many braindead core-only players
they always ask for last pick too and half the time end up picking godawful heroes for the situation
>>168142458
>tfw no mmr reset
jews > greeks
>Monkey King is good
-d2g
S H A C K L E S H O T
>>168142551
>>168142587
Happy Hannukah
I'm interested in getting the skeleton king model. I found it on the source film maker workshop, and 'subscribed' to it.
Does anyone know where it is in my harddisk now? I tried using the os's search tool but couldn't find it.
I don't have SFM installed, do I need to install it for the subscription stuff to actually download?
HOW IS JERAX SO GOOD
what the fuck is even going on
>mk ults
>game fucking freezes for 1 second
lul
>fps drop
χδδ
>Uti
>Your game nearly crashes
How is this allowed
how do i carry a 3 Russian stack that scream at me while there feeding every fucking lane ?
i'm so sick of those sub human
>>168142991
got something to say to me bud?
hi im play dota since 3 week and have already over 30 game played
yet no game il win thanks to my skill, it's always some smurf just stopm games, when i will be able to play rankeds?
>>168142956
>>168142965
Didn't Poopeedoo comment on that?
>Oh I dropped frames, Monkey King must have ulted
>>168143081
When you learn english
>>168143081
Keep playing. You'll get there. Eventually.
>pick monkey king
>lose
>>168143081
dont worry comrade brighter times ahead just go forward no surrender
>when your mid am "mierdacle" goes ":v" after giving up first blood
>tfw no cum dump hero
>>168143523
please stop posting this kind of images i already masturbated today
Monkey King's Q is retardedly broken.
>>168143629
?
>900p highest stream quality
>dotards willingly let bts get away with it
>>168143215
>>168143419
thanks for support but i want know how many games il need to play to start playing rankeds?
another 30?
>>168143814
sauce on this pls....
is hotd rush > bf the hottest AM meme?
>>168143523
pls ano source
>>168143523
Players who use a pro player name ironically are always garbage
everytime
>nobrainz
Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH London Conspiracy Madara? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about XtremeXPC International Madara who played mostly third position offlane role and placed 2nd in Battle of Central Europe Season 1 against Oslik Gaming playing Dark Seer and Doom. Hell, I'm not even talking about the Madara that placed 1st in GameAthlon Greece LAN and eGaming 2014 Greece LAN. I'm also not talking about the Madara that placed 2nd in Dota Regions against Not Today playing Nature's Prophet and Faceless Void or the Madara that placed 2nd in GFinity League against GOOMBA Gaming. I'm definitely NOT talking about the Madara that placed 1st in Dota Legends against Skarmory playing Tidehunter and Faceless Void. I'm talking about London Conspiracy Madara with 1st place at Star Ladder Pro Series Season 11 playing Luna and Jakiro and placed 1st at Deadly Gaming Cup Season 1 playing Juggernaut, Viper, Alchemist, and Slark and placed 1st MSI Dragon Battle #2 playing Troll and Puck and capable of knocking out EG at MLG with teammates like Keyser Soze, SkyLark, SKANKS224, standin ThuG and team captain SsaSpartan that plays position 1/2 core heroes like Leshrac, Queen of Pain, Gyrocopter and Phantom Lancer while being very skilled at both securing farm and executing team fights.
>>168143997
what about people who unironically use anime names
>>168143892
this might be out of date
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Matchmaking#Ranked_Match
>Players must be at least level 20 to queue for ranked matches.
>>168143724
>According to (you)sluts this is totally okay.
>>168144137
yeh
>losing to troll + support monkey king
>>168144103
hit or miss, but they are always passive aggressive
MAYBE NEXT TIME KING
HOLY FUCK LMAO
>>168143927
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Rampage0118/392790/Commission---Drow-Ranger-1-2
nice hero dotards
I FUCKING HATE THESE NORMIE GREEKS
>monkey king presses R
>entire screen freezes
how is this balanced
monkey king gets shittier by the minute amirite, literally trash
At least we'll get to see a third game
>spend 2 minutes hunting a support Monkey King
>lose rax because of that
top kek
>NOLAN
ROFLMOAM=A!"R!"T"!T
wheres the new thread you fucks
CAN ANYONE EVEN DEFEAT MADARA AT THIS POINT?
>>168145370
new thread dedtards
How the fuck he has over 1100 commends in just 4 months of dota 2?
>>168080875
Kys