>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
OG VS ALLIANCE
ELIMINATION MODE BEST OF 3
LETS GO DOTARDS
:3
im in love d2g
FROG1 REPORTING IN!
>zyori didnt kill himself after the sniff incident and still has a career and shows his face in public
the man has bigger balls than i
>>168029606
yes
>no frog3 hero
>>168029708
FROG2 STANDING BY
Tier 5/6 shitter requesting hate and critique on battlecuck lineups
[red] are bans
>>168029863
thanks bae
>maut & mot
it's cool I have errands to do today anyways
>np vs ourguys in 5 hours
muh dick
>>168029874
>>168029924
>sven SK and skywrath go to contest
>you launch a 60 damage orb and then back off like a bitch
>tiny bane and kunkka want to contest
>"lol sorry guys i mean i guess i can do one 600 range auto for you"
Epic
City of shit4
>S4
really struggling to have motivation to play this game
Teammates are shit and then I get low priority..
what stream we watching
>>168029765
>Why does everyone keep saying WR is back?
She got a few buffs last patch. Her nuke is 180 dmg at lvl 1, pretty ridiculous.
>>168030313
>getting hit by wr nuke at lvl1
you are SO bad
>>168030310
holy shit more edits, love you d2g.
guys
how do i not suck
>ana losing mid to no name swedecuck who
has addy tolerance struck down yet another?
>be me, 1.3k before the apocalyse
>not a good player, but still enjoying the game
>then 7.00 happened
>world decays into chaos
>icefrob absorbs all evil that has been set free and darkens his soul
>adds shrines and talents
>innocent souls now get corrupted by the new patch
>they no longer understand how to play this "game"
>they feed and rage
>I lose every game from this point on
>go down to below 600 mmr
>realise that icefrog is actually the devil
>and he chose dota as his hell
>decide to to escape this place
>use all my willpower that was left and force myself to no longer play dota
>don't use a computer for a week
>this awake a before unkown power in me
>decide to visit hell again
>this time I am immune to the rage and bad plays of my team
>feel like Neo in matrix when I toy with my opponents
>win game after game for the last four days
>climb back to 780 mmr
>mfw when I see now better times ahead
>>168030414
http://contentawaresatan.com/
gg loda still sucks
>>168030457
>>168030526
Why can I never win with Tidehunter
>boyhood is thinking miracle is the best mid
>manhood is realizing ana is actually better
>>168030663
>muh stronk and oppressive women that dominate men
fuck off with this cringy shit fat virgins
>people will think that n0brain and s4 are good because of this dumb meme game in a meme tourney against lelalliance
how do they keep getting away with it
>>168030746
>he doesnt like a strong women that can take control
who was the virgin again?
why has EGM maxed poison touch?
XX168030869
notail+s4 era OG = triple major iwnners.
thats why we think they are greatest dota team now
of course dumb /tv/ poster would ignore this
Yesterday was the first day I fapped to Dota. I fapped to my imagination so no technology and after fapping to various things I imagined sexy lyralei, drow ranger and ta and finally after fapping to Windrangers feet I cummed buckets
>>168030869
notail and s4 are good tho. notail is the best tb/naga in the world. just not really his patch is all
>>168030310
mooncucktv
GG
>Alliance gank
>s4 is bad
>alliance
>a professional team
just gg already, you are outclassed by 5 tiers
where is bulldog?
>>168030960
>n0tail / OG are good
yeah just like the dallas cowboys are good
>>168031171
>implying anyone knows who dallas cowboys are
>NA dotes
SHUT THE F UCK UP TRENT
>>168031171
>niggerball
go back to /sp/ cuck
this is humiliating
I hope they disband after this, no point going further with this roster
>ana is bad
>s4 is bad
>notail is bad
>og is bad
HATERS WERE YOU AT?
>>168031310
>>168031265
>he's a nu male cuckold who only watches digitized sports
>>168031451
>watches a game where niggers dominate poor little white bois
>calls other people nu male cuckolds
>OG are good at do-
>>168031451
>he watches roided criminals make millions off beating up white people
>im the cuck
wew
cis dota is done?
>>168031546
>>168031612
Except whites just BTFO'd blacks in the superbowl
stay cucked lads
GRANT INCOMING SENPAI
>>168031704
now away with you
>>168031793
>GB is a team with a 99% white fanbase
>bears are a team with a probably 50/50 fanbase because chicago's full of minorities
thanks for proving my point lad
>>168031704
>99% of players are retarded low iq niggers
>the only white players are skinny numale kickers or qbs
do you watched BLACKED as well?
>>168030457
>>168030560
TRESDIN PLS DONT DO THIS IVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR 3 HOURS JUST LET ME CUM!
>>168031872
>look at these honeypots i've won
all regular season games
everyone who knows sports knows that only postseason matters
TI is the playoffs and superbowl of dota
OG are literally the 15-1 one-and-done shitters of esports
why no eg in elimo mode?
>>168032028
this. why the fuck aren't they playing in every tournament they can get in
>>168032157
They expected to be good, so they refused the non top-tier tournaments. Then they turned out to be shit. Typical murrican behaviour.
>>168031971
looks like someone got cucked hard by a strong alpha eu team, heh.
There will be more majors kid, don't worry about it.
/OUR/ girl windrunner is in it to win it!
Will we see four years in a row?
tier 2 and tier 3 teams get to win the tourneys that tier 1 teams refuse to go to right?
so it's actually good that the top dogs don't play everything because they'll just vacuum all the money into their bank accounts leaving tier 2 teams with nothing so that they disband
Can Pajkatt shut the fuck up ?
>>168031417
>s4 and ana aren't the same as EE at all
They're swedish and aussie-chink EE clones
>want to watch og - alliance
>can't stand this horrid "casting"
what to do?
>>168031971
>Only post-season, after the season is gone, when there is no season thus no games, matters.
American "sports" philosophy.
>>168032690
Mute the stream
>>168032584
except all the money is in TI
>gyrocopter
>pirate ship
>he's definitely dead
>yeah he's dead
>gyro survives
SHUT THE FUCK UP MAUT
Daily reminder that only nu-male cuckolds play support.
>>168033406
thats a big dick
>>168033406
That is illegal my friend.
>>168033406
QOPy is CUTE!
>og losing to tier999 teams like alliance
top fucking kek
>>168033406
Source
>oh man elimination mode is on that is usually fu-
>maut casting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is Maut /ourguy/?
>>168034106
-shit at the game
-speech impediment
-autism
-no one likes him
yeah hes d2g incarnate
When are we getting a Deathwing-based hero?
>n0tis
>>168034106
>>168034201
I unironically like the guy. He's weirdly relatable.
the fuck is elimination mode
>>168034278
is this you
Nice stream dotards
This crap stream lags so much even on medium.
>>168034415
looks like the guy that sniffed that girls seat.
imagine being pimpuckl
you spend weeks making all this automated shit and yet you are stuck in moonudkc where maut and zyori will cast over it
then if some huge lans come they will ask you for the files and not invite you like they did in the past
lmao
>literally losing to alliance
>fight starts, stream freezes, fight is over
thanks, NA casting
qop is pure ):
i dont like this thread
orchidbuilders on suicide watch
>>168034624
Did the mods unironically put a filter on WW smut after you guys posted it so much?
this game is actually so bad
when non tier3 teams are playing again?
Hey
>>168034685pls delet this ;_;
>lolda fighting the cent
this game would've ended 20 min ago if ana wasn't such a shitter
It's a shame that the heroes which are stampeding together with Centaur don't have animation for it
How do I win my placement games
>oshit
CLOWN
FIESTA
>this is what dota has been reduced to
>>168035992
git gud
>Alliance
now this is sad dota
"wr is bad"
-d2g
shackle shot is so broken holy shit
Ana god ! WHat a schakle wow
Is there a more JUSTed team than Alliance?
always feels good to see alliance lose tbqh
>alliance
>Alliance
>>168036497
is this real
When will Loda kill himself and that monkey?
>>168035992
you dont have to win them you have to do good in them
people were picking zeus and spamming ulti off cd to get lots of hero damage then oracle and spam heal for hero heal and got high placements
all the obvious ways of abusing this got nerfed so just pick a hero and get a lot of numbers
most canonical heroes to do that shit are the likes of tinker or sf that just shit out farm and damage
>>168036580
YEa shes quite ripped nowadays, kickass 3 is gonna be epic.
>>168036497
SPOILER THAT SHIT HOLY CRAP
is David "LD" Gorman really ddosing moonducktv?
>>168036997
no, i am not
t ld
>2hrs downtime
dude nice
>he lives where it's cold and dark
>>168037498
come watch cis dota
>still 3 1/2 hours until our guys play np
how do i pass the time
She’s like an angel… a well-hung angel.
>post yfw Demon stack eliminates EE
>>168038069
>wanting bulba to keep staying relevant
>>168038069
>>168038162
>caring about Dota 2 'personalities'
Post YFW 7.00 single handedly ruined DOTA 2 making it unplayable
>you get a solo offlane for a tri safelane
>this is fine though, since you know how to play in a solo offlane, as well as playing axe so you can easily farm and stack the camps for later
>your trisafelane loses
now i know why i stopped playing ranked
>>168038309
death to dota
>>168038162
>wanting EE to keep staying relevant
>>168038294
They are digital athletes RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>he doesn't wanna see our boy mason win
what are you a gay faggot?
why're we so dedtards?
>>168038580
we aren't dead
we hath ascended
ascended into /scv/erse
Can someone help me ? I should be able to trade this but it doesn't show up in my inventory when trying to make a trade offer.
Any input is appreciated.
>>168038418
>caring about athletes/celebrities
>>168037984
how big?
taniguchi died dotards....
>>168038972
6,5 inchesdiameter of her horsecock's head during the flare
>>168039104
wtf is this
>we are actually just /scv/ 2.0 now
wait when did zyori show his dick on stream?
why is pajkatt still forcing himself
>>168039469
>the year of our Lord two-thousand and seventeen
>mouz shitters still infest the gulag
>>168039679
like 5 years ago, he actually scratched his balls and smelled his fingers kek
>>168039808
oh the ball sniffing, thought he did some other dick on stream shit
red pandas ww@
>>168039469
was /scv/ shit up by liberals and third worlders too?
based dominik
>>168040060
kshitters, like animeNEEts, are def non-white so yea
>>168040280
thats a big guy
>>168040469
thats a bald guy
I've played SIX games of low priority and LOST ALL OF THEM because my team has given up by like 8 minutes in
this is so fucking stupid
>>168040721
I've won 4 games in a row lp, feels fucking good man
>It's a /d2g/ bully non-whites episode
>thread this insanely dead during esports
Time to head over to a new shitposting arena
>>168040721
>wtf i should enjoy punishemnt VALVE!!!!
anyone miss zyori?
>>168040775
I'm losing to people that are like 3k fucking mmr
They just sit in the lane autoattacking creeps
and then I lose because people on my team have already gone afk
viper is pure bullshit friends
>>168040886
no andrew we don't
Handegg?
>>168040969
t. 1k
>>168040886
literally no one
>NORMIE NFL PLAYER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who is this literal nobody they invited
TRAPPED in fucking LOW PRIORITY
Whatever fun i might have had with this game is gone
long ago
All my favorite heros are DOGSHIT now too
>rangebans
Simply epic
>>168039469
but dota 2 doesnt waifupost
>>168040982
why wouldn't this dumbass nigga wear shorts on top if he wanted to wear tights?
>people still watching moonduck
why would you want to hear those 3fags+1 conversations
this guy is cute
holy shit some football player wants to be associated with moonduck? what's he thinking?
>>168041774
MUTED
My finger automatically goes to the mute button when game ends.
>tfw no cum dump hero
that magnetize
>>168041894
eSports are about to become the new normie sports and this guy wants to get in on the ground floor with the jews who're going to run the show
>2013 was 4 years ago
Fucking hell mates...
>>168042024
>only one guy barely dies
unstoppable force meets unmovable object
or, idk something like that
>>168041993
fuck thats impressive
>>168042134
time flies when you are having fun
do these slav games even matter?
how does this guy know anyone from moonduck?
>>168042845
no
no matter who wins they will go home after round 1
>>168022948
DOTARD go to the PC Bang and play Brood War the way it was meant to be played
>thread dead during esports
why did they have to kill hearthstone and dota at the same time
remove this fucking chad from the stream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want to care about this russian games so much but i just cant
remember when dota wasnt a stupid r\eddit memefest?
>>168044085
nah
>"While Cardinal standout Blake Martinez (above) will likely be selected in the NFL Draft, his true dream is taking the field as Storm Spirit in Dota 2. Martinez topped the Pac-12 in tackles and KDA ratio this season. (NINA ZUBRILINA/The Stanford Daily)"
vanskor is playing at a 4k level here wtf
>>168044241
nice la
what went wrong?
Is there a way to run doto on 21:9 Ultra wide resolution? I want to buy a big ass monitor but I don't know if dota supports it.
>>168044423
no nyx arcana
waht the fuck I stopped watching like 20 min ago how is this game still going
how is spirit still not losing
>babushka dota
why is it acceptable for visage to be the worst hero in the game?
literally any aoe nuke or slow rapes the birds and a sf with max souls can 1 shot them
you are literally useless until level 12. 6.88 visage was 10 times better. why is everyone just okay having him be beyond dumpster tier because he was op for 1 week? eat shit and die valvedrones
>my mmr is 3k
>>168044584
They failed the acid test
Also who the fuck takes Poison Attack damages building. That talent is pretty garbage as a whole, I wished it was something like Poison Attack goes through BKB
>>168044794
If only there was an ability that increases their eHP by 400%.
>>168045137
bad and retarded but yes you have to go 1/1/4/1 now imo
it just punishes people who can micro well because you HAVE to hug your familiars at all times
What should I do if my unranked MMR is higher than my ranked? Should I try to climb, or should I just play unranked?
Zyori is still a caster??
M-M-MOMMY
I want to see Puppey fight Blake Martinez
>>168034106
He unironically does actually come to chans.
>>168045434
I said "fat whore" and nothing else to a wall of spam
I got banned 1 min later
THat whore nerd shit ugly tier nigger girl goes trhoufgh the msgs one by one, banning me and alike ROFL pathetic !
>>168036575
this can't be real... can it?
>>168045335
doesn't matter
The only thing I like in ranked is how all pick has turns for picking heroes
>the team has two midlaners
>>168044512
it is supported now, one of few things 7.00 did right
>>168045434
cow tits look shitty without a bra on m8
and without them distracting you, you avert your eyes and see her busted face
>>168044794
>tfw visage is my go to support hero unless enemy team has heavy counters
>tfw 75% winrate on him
and he wont ever get nerfed thanks to retards like you
I really can't thank you enough, dat 25% lvl 10 exp talent wouldnt be possible without you
>the team has two midlaners
>>168046030
>people heed the words of false prophets and build ranged druid
I wish Kardel was my dad. Things would be a lot different around here
>>168046426
>ME (HERO) OOGA
>TEAM (BEAR) BOOGA
>>168046454
well your height wouldnt change much
>anne/purge cast
do I bother watching..
>>168046354
i mean u cant dispute the fact that he went from 53% wr >5k in 6.88 to under 50% >5k
>>168046520
what are you talking about its based lelcoste casting
post mmr grinding music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q
T R O E L S N I E L S E N
>>168046520
just mute the russian stream
>dat SATYR
how is this allowed kek
>>168046812
>>168046738
thats because monkey king ult works on familiars, and he was in literally every single game
now people have stopped spamming MK so much, AND lvl 10 talent is amazing AND tomes are buffed (and visage is one of THE most tomb hungry heroes) so yeah im fine with this
also solar crest buff
Only good Visage is a core Visage but core Visage is too shit to go against other cores.
>>168047028
keep it up anon, hopefully reddit thinks so too and based visage gets another buff
getting a chubb thinkgen of the free mmr
>still no cherry blossom set for treeman
Only 90s kids remember
>>168047324
isn't that the nips? why would anyone make a chink new years set for that?
>>168046758
youtube.com/watch?v=RK4lN7pr8C8
youtube.com/watch?v=BfIjIVLmhAI
>tug masz kamieniołom do ułożenia
are we watching BTS or Mommyduck?
Post KALLE! :DDD
Been a long time since I've played NP, what's the quota nowadays?
will AF be invited to kiev?
>>168048108
icefrog hates him
>>168048108
ring of repick
>>168048108
urn of abandon
jesus christ earth spirit ult does fucking nothing nowadays
>not imagining Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers,"Sproink!"
the fuck is a rangeban
Is NiP good or AF bad?
>>168048095
im pald t kalle
>try play one match
>some guy abandons
>now this is what I get when I try to play
rip
>>168048209
>>168048245
>>168048267
I don't care if I win though I just want GPM
>>168048850
alchemist
who
>/lacosteboy/
here?
I've never seen someone run into the fire as much as Synd.
>era
>team shitrit
>>168049350
hell fuckin yeah
>don't flame team
>spam "Relax, you're doing fine"
>get win streak
hmmmm
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANNE
>>168049513
If I fuck up and someone spams that shitty line I'd only get more triggered.
wheel chat is always ironic shitposting
>le epic reddit elimination mode see non meta heroes guys
>exatly the same heroes like always
where is carry bounty hunter
where is mid tuskar
what a shitshow Tbh
>>168049851
brotherhood_zambia pls
>>168049851
reddit banned all interesting heroes
*roams to your lane*
>>168049851
The meta is too varied for EM to matter. When every hero is viable (except maybe 1-2) banning out popular ones doesn't really change much.
PIMP MUCK FUCKING USE THE GODDAMN GAME STATS YOU MONG
why is mooncuck sound so low
>>168050425
so you can hear mommymilk cast
>>168050452
one of the worst /d2g/ memes desu
>>168029680
very cute
beautiful
>>168029680
>Trump wants to deport this
that's actually an ok melody with the piano
hahahaha holy shit
ROLF this venge is a raid boss
Who more bae than Shendelzare?
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>forcing pajkatt and shane on the same day
it's like rejects central
>shane
I can't wait for his casual ti qualifier casts
Did AF actually win this?
Is this real life?
Onko merkki, joka voisi jopa mahdollisesti edes koskea Madara Uchiha? Saati voittaa hänet. Enkä puhu Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. En puhu Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara myöskään. Hell, en edes puhu Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara kanssa Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan ja rinnegan doujutsus (jossa rikodou kyvyt ja kykenee sekä Amaterasu ja Tsukuyomi genjutsu), joissa on hänen Gunbai, täydellinen Susano'o , valvonta juubi ja Gedou Mazou, jossa Hashirama Senjun DNA istutetaan häntä, joten hän on mokuton kekkei Genkai ja voi suorittaa yin yang vapauttaa ninjutsu ollessaan asiantuntija kenjutsu ja Taijutsu.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>168051072
nobody, she's called vengful waifu for a reason
That 3.25 second Ice Path stun is legit as fuck
>shut off stream because bored as fuck
>something happens
I love how all the mods and janitors just took the day off.
Ecть ли пepcoнaж, кoтopый мoг бы дaжe, вoзмoжнo, дaжe пoтpoгaть Maдapa Учихa? He гoвopя yжe o eгo пoбeдить. И я нe гoвopю o Edo Tensei Учихa Maдapa. Я нe гoвopю o Gedou Pиннe Tensei Uchiha Madara либo. Чepт, я дaжe нe гoвopю o Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Pиннe Tensei Uchiha Madara c doujutsus Beчнoe Maнгeкё Sharingan и Rinnegan (c rikodou cпocoбнocтями и cпocoбeн кaк Aмaтэpacy и Tsukuyomi Гeнджyтcy), ocнaщeнный eгo Gunbai, coвepшeнный Susano'o , yпpaвлeниe juubi и Gedou Maзy, c ДHК Hashirama Senju в имплaнтиpoвaннoгo в нeгo тaк, чтo oн имeeт Mokuton Kekkei Genkai и мoжeт выпoлнять инь янь peлиз Hиндзюцy, бyдyчи экcпepтoм в кeндзюцy и тaйджитcy.
>>168051469
me2
Hey!
>>168051456
can't take a day off when you're not getting paid
>>168051469
coглaceн бpaтишкa ))
>>168051469
o chem pidar govorit
I like you
>>168051541
is he an ftm?
eto ruski 4at)
>>168051541
you are supposed to post a cropped version so i can ask for the whole full hd picture dude
how many actual russians are in here rn
you are
Stupid smelly dotards!!!!
>>168052487
whos the qt?
if youre wondering how long im gonna be the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/, just four little words for you hombre
until my dying breath
>>168052434
yes hello
We could probably start posting Slark porn and it would take a few more hours for the janitors to finish eating their hotpockets and notice the board went to shit before actually deleting it.
>>168052610
Just a qt animey girl!!! ^_^
>>168052849
>slark porn
>>168052740
BASED
turds of the doe when does NA start?
Ya lubloo teviat ruskies
>>168053253
20 minutes boys
So when will this retarded frog rebalances the game?
Shitty horrible talents and shrines are ruining dota right now.
Wish I could go back a few years just so I can play the dota/hon I loved.
>>168053613
nice nice
>synderen gets suck 2x in 1 minute
lmao
>>168053779
Synd is playing pretty well on es despite all the shit he got from the community. I definitely don't expect those fissures from him.
>>168054469
ahahahaahha ok troels you're great keep em going hahahahahahahhaha
>>168053613
who /ee/ here?
>>168054624
what are those things in her head?
>>168054624
horns you baka gaijin
Kevin "That's the Point" Purge
>>168054608
youve been troeled
>about 15000
>label showing 17900 only millimeters from the cursor
Nice comprehension, Llama
>got back just in time to watch rEEtard feed like the dipshit anime addict he is
>Jimmy "5K MMR" Ho about to obliterate team reddit
When will plebs learn that Juggernaut is an assassin, not a carry?
Don't tilt they say
It's just a game they say
>>168055704
pretty sure not even Reddit at this point supports EE anymore
Does buying a 4chanpass make you better at Dota?
>>168055826
>bkb
>not aghs
?
>>168055826
maybe try a build not from 2008 i dont know family maybe then you will be able to carry a game isntead of failing like a clown
WOLF STATUS??!?!
DOOOOOR
*KNOCK KNOCK
So I just marathoned the whole Free to Play movie. How come those players are all retired already? The movie tries to make a point that Dota might get them by forever.
>>168055826
>Bfury bounty hunter
You belong in that bracket
>>168055826
lmao 2vlads
2vlads!!!
>>168055925
And let OD remove me from any team fight. Great thinking bud.
>>168055934
I thought this build was spot on considering their lineup. And considering I did shit on them when my team provided minimal support I don't think I was wrong. But hey, if you think you could've done better maybe you can actually say what you would've built instead
why is everyone picking Doom all of a sudden?
>>168056135
dendi still plays
fear retired before becoming a hasbeen
hyhy went into compulsory military service and tried making a comeback recently
>>168056375
they want to mildly inconvenience their opponents
>>168056375
answer's in my pants qt
>>168056282
you mother fuck dony trply to my thread
>>168056282
>Dota 2 has had paid mods forever
>>168056319
Then he wastes an astral on you instead of himself, easy game everytime
Either way, your team was shit
>EE Ember
>>168056257
And he bought it 5-10 minutes after I did. It's the type of people I'm playing with.
>>168056375
FREE
270 GPM
7
0
G
P
M
>>168056620
you're gonna be splitpushing on your own though, he needs his own vlads :^)
>This Dendi stream
Holy shit his calls are so bad.
>>168056537
Oh wow that's from an actual game?
>>168056375
What is that expression and posture trying to convey?
>>168056537
truly the chosen one
>>168056728
___ ________ __ _____ ______ ______
>>168056537
He was probably watching the fight the entire time and just tp-ed without looking.
>>168056906
___ ________ _ ___ _ ___ _______?
>>168056906
>>168057001
This is not funny...
>losing to core bulba in 2017
>bulba gets blink
>his team gets 5 man wiped
how the hell does that even happen
>>168057183
hello lebbit
>>168057001
____ __ _ ______ ______!
>Posters: 102
#justbulbathings
AUI
ECHO SABER LYCAN
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>168056537
I like this 13 mana boi
>>168057449
?
its literally the clan iraq build
watch him get shadow blade and crit next, its strong as fuck lad
>im late for nadota
fuck
>>168057449
come back after you've read shapeshift skill description
>>168057383
games dead lad
prepare with backup esports (aka cs:go) and backup boards
>anime is winning
dotards?
"Anime makes you good at dota"
-EE
>>168057720
dota isnt dead
why does onyx always dominate the laning stage but then throw the game? is it jimmy?
>>168057808
>anime is winning
come back in 5 minutes when EE feeds
>900p is the highest bts stream quality
>>168057720
if you want to see an actually dead game go check out hearthstone dude
>>168057907
They all have dubu muted.
>>168058081
hey hey hey do you know how expensive streaming in 1080p is?
no way you can buy machine powerful enough for just 35k of donations
>You cant be a giant tree like in the dark moon event
Why play treant then?
I have faith inEE's ability to throw the game
>>168058081
>wanting bit starved higher resolution streams
You fucking plebs are the worse. I'd rather have a nice 720p stream with enough bitrate to look nice than a fucking cuck 1080p stream that's so starved it looks upscaled.
>>168058081
What do you need 1080p for, goy?
Do you know how expensive 900p is?
The human eye can't see past 720p anyway.
>ARMLET ECHO SABER LYCANA
A
HAHAHAHahahAH
>>168058254
club people with orb of venom
>wahhh wahhh I can't watch doter in 4k resolution wahh wahh
-Stupid first world dotard
>>168058254
>Heals for days
>Only hero in the game that can actually heal towers
>Control for days
>FREEE ABYSSAL
>FREEE WARDS (with aghs)
Treant is the best support in the game.
a team with bulba is getting stomped by shitters???
>>168058358
>QoP taking a horse cock the size of her torso
>>168058358
>choise
>>168058358
go on...
>>168058370
Just you wait until he has is mjolnir.
>>168058358
fucking qop
she loves the pain
>>168058081
>>168058358
D E L E T E T H I S
>>168058358
whew
>>168058375
Not the same, i want to feel like godzilla
so what was the point of the Doom that game?
>>168058621
this qt looks like a minor, beware!
>this game was 4-4 with all 3 onyx lanes winnign and bulba about to reveal his 9min dagger
>ends at 5-29
Does abed practise islam properly?
He hasn't eaten pork or consumed beer in the time spent in america has he?
>>168058358
>choise
i want these spics off my server
>>168058176
>For no reason has an absurd hardcore following that most likely generates the vast amount of the money for the game
>Nah fuck em MORE RANDOM THINGS
Is Blizzard in eternal shit balancing purgatory for creating a well balanced game in Brood War?
dendi stream?
havent seen that in a long time desu
>>168058909
your servers are in europe whitey
you have to go back
>>168058967
They know that millions of people would buy a fart in a jar if it had their logo on it. They just have to hire people that work for less than the industry standard and shit out a new cash cow every few years.
>>168059165
Is that lizbeth?
SAO is shit.
nice game dotards
can someone point me to overwatch general im done with thsi shit game
>>168059420
No, that's le shouting girl.
>>168059165
How come blizzard hasn't made a good game since the mid 2000s
>>168059876
Hello, shadow pool resident. How are you feeling tonight?
>>168059876
>playing the game
When you play dark moon, you always win.
That's not the case with regular dota. Day9 said it's because you don't always win in dota. That's why when you finally win, you feel good.
>>168059876
you're still a noob and you're bitching about difficulty. Sad!
had a sick idea for a new hero
>lightbender
>q - photon flare - unleash a wave of searing light that travels along a cone, damaging units hit and dealing damage per second. the intensity and duration is based on the amount of units hit, and enemies have their vision reduced heavily for the duration.
>w - delusion - render an allied unit or yourself invisible and leave an illusion behind. the illusion has 1 hp and damages and purges enemies in an area upon dying.
>e - flicker - after a delay heal yourself and all allies in an area around you. enemies hit are guaranteed to miss attacks for the next few seconds.
>r - lux aeterna - place a buff on an ally that blocks the next spell that hits it and converts the damage blocked to mana, or heavily amplifies the damage of the next spell it casts and restores mana based on the damage dealt.
why is dakota fucking cox pretending to be a radio host dotards
>>168059935
It requires effort and since hype always sells, why do something else?
>>168060403
>Implying overhype didn't take 10 years to make just to make a shit version of TF2
>>168058358
>>168058621
Kanna is fat.
>>168060549
why did j-god abandon us?
>>168060362
odpixel did that too
and lets not forget based Ayesee who actually was a radio host
Or maybe he is getting ready for the inevitable career switch.
>>168060521
It dont, they just copied from that game but they can have the recipe and not the right people to use it and make it as good as the original.
why is there a 30min rest between 20min stomps?
do these RETARDS realise in football they have 10min between running for 45min straight?
are oyu telling me these pasty nerds are more tired from sitting for 20min?
Jojo hero when?
>>168060953
IS THAT
Sometimes when I use my mic, and someone says sormthing mean to me, or makes fun of me, something happens to my throat and it closes up turning my voice squeaky and high pitched. I just can't change my voice even if I try when that happens.
I think this is because I get scared of people and I subconsciously try to make myself seem harmless so that I don't provoke them and try to get the threatening person to take a liking to me and protect me because I've given them subconscious hints of submission(high pitched voice).
How do I deal with this?
>>168060926
Demon was spamming Twitch chat asking for the admins to create the lobby. It's entirely BTS and Perfect World being fucking hacks.
Heroe como Yoyo cuando?
>>168060953
Jug with the Stone Mask when?
can onyx win something relevent?
>>168061019
JOJO
>>168061278
bulba thouhg
>>168058358
Now you have my attention. Proceed.
bane?
what does "adelaide?" mean?
asking for a friend
is zai red pilled ??
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
lmfao
>>168061782
very
>>168061809
lol
>>168061767
Fat autistic 4chan eroctic role player
can d2g see how dead it is
YOU
ARE
_______
>>168062045
dead
>>168062045
happy :D
>>168062045
what?
i am what?
>>168033406
>>168034685
>>168058358
Just remember to stay safe and wear a condom, kids!
dad game
dad thread
>2011+6
>no fundraising hero
>>168062045
MILDLY
>Envy forgets to ban a 5th hero
>>168062045
MIFFED
>drafting the inconviencebringer
fuck me this draft
>>168062319
INCONVENIENCED
>>168062045
Blinking into Fog of war
Or Dooming the wrong target.
Onyx game with doom, the first one, was terrible.
Why pick Doom, if he just spends the game devouring and then dying from ganks?
>its a naga siren game
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>168062406
R A R E
A
R
E
>dead thread
Is esports and streams the only thing d2g discuss?
>>168062308
>tfw he would've won
>>168062520
http://contentawaresatan.com/
>900p60 - source
>>168062576
>tfw a satanist makes you concede the last presidential election you'll be alive for
>Envy cant win mid even with two supports zoning the other midlaner
explain this anime dorks
how is mason supposed to do anything this game? they're just tanking his lane
>>168062615
one day aliens will look upon our technology and truly activate their almonds
my gpu is officially dead screen goes to black after a couplecouple of mins in dota
what is the CHEAPEST gpu that will allow me to play dota at 100% rendering and everything else turned off? i played at 40% rendering for like 2 years now and would like to feel like a human once again, but i have literally no money and will have to beg my parents so it has to be as cheap as possible
>>168063184
dual titan x's at the minimum
>>168063184
use your integrated graphics :^)
>>168063070
>tattoo
dropped
>wake up
>onyx is down 1 game from the worst team to ever exist
NO THIS ISN'T FAIR BROS
>>168063365
>Not liking womb tats
>>168063070
JUST LOOK AT THOSE JAGGIES ON THE SPADE
bm pause lmao
Really fires up the old neurons
SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
I'VE GOT A GAME TO LOSE
>Aui dives tier 2
>EE helped him to get out
what is going on? did they swap roles?
>>168063114
>the most potent technology in our neck of the galaxy
>used almost entirely for the production, distribution, and modification of memes
>he remembers aui playing carry for dignitas
>2k17
>picking satan
WHAT THE FUCK MY MAN
>>168061015
pop a xanny before playing
>>168062045
BLACKED
>>168063501
mad wythe boi
>that ping
>NA Dota
>>168061015
neck yourself brain damaged animeNEET
Reminder that even cream of the crop Tier 1 rosters with superstar players EG, Secret and Liquid, and I assume CONFIDENTLY had he been given the chance to join the current topdogs that are OG he would have sunk them too.
Could not handle the weight of the eternal anchor and shitter that is Bulba
and people expect a ragtag mixed bag team like Onyx to be able to sustain his unending failure and awfulness
I give it 1month till Abed leaves and Bulbas legacy of being an absolute dogshit useless piece of garbage continues
>lycan 4th in lowest network
what did Mason mean by this?
wait, you cant deny doomed people anymore?
It's morally wrong for onyx to lose to NP
is mason the guy that was flaming eveyrone ever and saying how hes actually one of the best
is it the same guy that is supporting as lycan in this game
lol
>>168064430
he got left 1v3 nothing he could do
iͤ͑ͤ'ͤͤmͤ͑ͤ h̛ͤͤa͚ͤͤv͕ͤͤiͤͤ͘nͤ᷾ͤg̣ͤͤ aͤ͛ͤ sͤ᷉ͤtͤͤ̕r͚ͤͤoͤͤ͠kͤ̎ͤeͤ̌ͤ aͤ͛ͤtͤͯͤ t̗ͤͤh̗ͤͤiͤ̈́ͤs̮ͤͤ v̻ͤͤe᷊ͤͤrͤͤͅyͤ᷆ͤ m̜ͤͤo̦ͤͤm̻ͤͤe̺ͤͤn̰ͤͤtͤͤ iͤͧͤ aͤͨͤmͤ᷈ͤ d̦ͤͤe᷊ͤͤaͤ̓ͤdͤ͌ͤ f̤ͤͤuͤͧͤc̙ͤͤkͤ̀ͤi͍ͤͤnͤ̉ͤgͤ̾ͤ sͤ̑ͤeͤͤrͤ̇ͤiͤͤ͝o̬ͤͤu̦ͤͤs̖ͤͤ i̳ͤͤ ẉͤͤo̺ͤͤuͤͮͤl̬ͤͤd̴ͤͤ g᷊ͤͤoͤ̆ͤ t᷊ͤͤoͤ᷆ͤ tͤ᷇ͤhͤ̇ͤeͤͪͤ p̻ͤͤḥͤͤo̧ͤͤn̥ͤͤe̡ͤͤ tͤ̌ͤoͤͤ͟ c͖ͤͤaͤͤ͘lͤ͌ͤlͤ̌ͤ fͤͤ͞oͤ̌ͤrͤ᷾ͤ hͤͤ͞eͤͮͤlͤ̉ͤpͤ͗ͤ b̝ͤͤųͤͤtͤ̍ͤ iͤͧͤ'ͤ̋ͤm̧ͤͤ h͖ͤͤa̸ͤͤv̩ͤͤiͤͣͤnͤ̑ͤgͤ̋ͤ aͤ̂ͤ sͤ͂ͤtͤ̓ͤrͤ̒ͤoͤ̆ͤk̪ͤͤeͤͤͅ a̩ͤͤn̩ͤͤdͤͯͤ cͤͮͤaͤ͂ͤnͤ͛ͤ'ͤ̎ͤtͤ᷁ͤ mͤͩͤoͤͤ̕vͤͤeͤͤ m̹ͤͤy̡ͤͤ lͤͤͅeͤ́ͤgͤ̒ͤsͤ̃ͤ tͤ͆ͤhͤ᷾ͤiͤͤͤsͤͤ͜ wͤͤ͟iͤ͂ͤl̻ͤͤlͤ͒ͤ bͤ̎ͤe̫ͤͤ tͤͬͤhͤͤ͠e̟ͤͤ lͤ̿ͤaͤͤ͜sͤ̆ͤtͤ᷃ͤ t̖ͤͤhͤ̍ͤiͤ̄ͤnͤͯͤgͤ͛ͤ įͤͤ eͤͤ͞vͤ͐ͤe͕ͤͤrͤ̊ͤ tͤ̌ͤyͤͤͅp͓ͤͤeͤ̑ͤ i̯ͤͤn͕ͤͤ mͤ̓ͤyͤ̀ͤ lͤ̽ͤi̻ͤͤf͙ͤͤeͤ͂ͤ g̳ͤͤo̸ͤͤo᷂ͤͤd᷂ͤͤbͤ̎ͤyͤͤ͜eͤͤ̕ /ͤ̐ͤd̞ͤͤ2ͤͤ͟gͤ̌ͤ/ͤ̋ͤ
>>168064496
not if ur iq is double digit
what real reason of dota not having region lock (yet) ?
Also you guys have any dicord sever
QUICK
what's the first word that pops into your head when you see this picture /d2g/
>>168064549
go back in the game Mason
>>168064638
BAFFLED
>>168064559
Pro players have the IQ of geniuses I'm sure.
Can you guys take back your shitposter?
Thanks.
>>168064631
valve are SJWs and also le ebin 2 minute queue times are somehow better than not having subhumans in your game
>>168064548
Masons washed up but he got 3rd at TI
Bulba has repeatedly been placed with the greatest players and yet his record is absolute failure and consistent last places.
>b-but you are doomed!! i doomed you!! ;_;
>>168064159
At the least they are leveraging him into something.
I mean he dies at the start of EVERY SINGLE FIGHT, but is still ahead of entire Radiants networth
>>168064638
fag
>>168064675
did you even watch the early game or do you just parrot twitch chat?
This is wrong. It can't end here. What's Bulba doing?
HE HAS TO FIX THIS.
THE DREAM!
PLEASE!
why did mss use doom on shapeshifted lycan
>Doom in the current year
>team onyx
>They are winning with le devil man
>losing to le inconvenience man
bulba should just fucking kill himself already
It's fucking over.
This makes me sad.
>demon is losing to devilman
The irony.
>bulba useless
>demon useless
>dubu useless
>abed on fucking tinker
ye its gg
friendly reminder that support kunka is overpowered and x+torrent combo has a 2 second down time.
Who is the worst?
>wolf man of many wolf children
>demon of light burn feeling on the head man
>pick doom
>win
gee gee
>>168065063
tab back intot he game mason man
>>168064746
Welp i googled it and i got this ,Jesus Christ .
>>168065171
Doom counters tinker.
NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
NP IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE WEAKEST TEAM IN THIS QUALIFIERS BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS OUR GUYS LOSING TO THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEE
mason is so fucking bad
>Timbersaw Offlane has 7k networth at the end of the game
>2k below Pos5 rubick on the opposing team
xddd
>Here is how envy can still throw the game
>>168062045
EBIN :DDD
>23k viewers Major LAN
What's your excuse dotards
GIVE
>lycan gets TRILANED
>"lycan farm lul"
>NP will win just to get fucking crushed in the main event
>>168065313
ME
just posting to get this to my phone honestly
>>168065207
lol i'mn ot mason i'm just so mad that 4 other players are palying so bad and np isn't even good.
I don't know how this game is possible
>>168064638
fEEd
>>168065298
fads over
>>168065334
ALL
>>168065209
wew, how dee too gee will ever recover
>Abed a poor pinoy flew over America to get bodied by team anime
how can he and his poor family who paid for the plane tickets ever recover?
name a worse hero than tonker
Mason here, AMA
imagine hearing bulba spouting his hot fucking opinions over his cheap fucking mic to his team explaining why they lost and what they should do next time, it must be best
>mason getting shit stomped again.
Love this classic story.
WHEN GOOD TEAM??
>>168065602
Gyrocopter and PL send their regards.
>>168065623
Learn 2 farm u faggot.
>>168065602
le jumpy spear man
Reminder that it is 2017 and people are stilling willingly teaming up with Bulba
Reminder that Abed flew halfway across the world to play with Bulba, meaning he saw the roster of the team he was invited to join, and there was a player named "Bulba" on it, and he read those words and he purchased a plane ticket, knowing, being conscious that when he arrived he would be playing with Bulba
Not sleepwalking, not under the influence of drugs, he packed his bags and bid farewell to his parents, knowing he would play with Sam "Bulba" Sosale
and he wasn't dreaming, it was all real life and he is currently playing with Bulba, consenting to playing with Bulba is happening RIGHT NOW and continues
>>168065749
thank icefrog he's not meta anymore
>1 hour
yo, can some post that webm, i can't find mine
>lel has a team named E N V Y
How can we even compete ?
>>168065863
>>168065783
he should ask peter to join WanteD after they kick QO, could still salvage, still
joining bulba in the 1st place is a less than sound career choice
>>168065396
THE
>>168065941
>joining at team with Jeyo in it
Jeyo might be better than Bulba but come on
>>168065783
Your post is virtual gold and I'm saving it. If you had a trip you could be famous in /d2g/.
>>168065931
>>168065931
>>168065783
More like a BAD DECISIONS
am I right guise???
How do you rank the best four NA teams, /d2g/?
I rank the four best, which are clearly EG, NP, DC, and Col, as
>EG
>DC
>NP
>Col
Another question, why is OG the only EU team that is on the same skill level as these four teams?
>>168065931
>>168065931
>>168065931
oy vey
>>168065783
Reminder that demon mason and dubu did the same thing as abed.
Demon should take over and kick bulba for some other offlaner or some shit.
>>168066457
whos in charge now? i thought this was demons team
Who is the new hero for gaining meme mmr?
>>168066593
Bulbas the captain he's the one with the most experience, I mean he's played with greats like EG, Secret and Liquid, why wouldn't you want his endless experience and skills to be put to the highest use ?
>>168066593
it was always demon but he's nobody when he teams up with former players since he clashes ideas with them while if he's with literal who's then he's the true boss.
Where's our chink cock sucker?
>>168065931
>>168065602
Earth Spirit
>>168065931
>>168066452
>>168066384
Lmao?
>>168065931
NATURES PROPHET ALMOST HAS A 39% WIN-RATE WTFFF
hOw do we save np?
>>168065931
>you will never get this much (You)'s
^^^ fuck (you)
>>168067336
just post the same shit next thread dude
>>168061015you sound cute
>>168067307
Rework him completely. He's a splitpush based hero on a meta that simply does not allow for it anymore.
>>168067307
Ult has a 60/45/30 second cooldown
>>168067489
HES NOT AND HE POST THE SAME FUCKING BULLSHIT EVERY THREAD I HATE THAT ATTENTION WHORE FAG FOR REAL
>>168066974
>the sunstrike at the end
>>168067307
+2 armor and he's fine, honestly
>>168067217
If I was Dendi I would be fucking that girl right now
>>168065931bulldog wouldn't fuck this
>>168067489
No, I'm just scared.
And I play carry. Specifically spectre alot.
Not support.
So I'm not gay okay.
I just started to use the mic to communicate.
But people really make me break out in cold sweat when they make fun of me in their condescending tone.
I start trembling. This makes me miss all my last hits.
I just wish there was a cure for this.
>>168067845
>putting dick in crazy
hmm
>Reminder that Meepo is the only hero that can take you out of the shit braket
>>168067914
I didn't say you were gay friendo, only cute.
You can play what you want.
Maybe try to communicate as little as possible, only the important shit I guess.
>Liquid qualified for DAC and Starladder
>Now have two tournaments to look up for
Feels good man
>>168066737
LD
Ember
Necro
Treant
>>168068150
Treant?
>>168030425
lmao, back to his enginering course for him
>>168030425
Ana has shit reflexes not even cocaine would sane his lack of ability, my dude
>>168065931
Haven't played much since 6.88
Hate the new map still
Farming carries suck now that creeps spawn every 2 min instead?
That DOTA 2 break really did a number on me, I don't even have fun winning anymore gonna give a it a few more chances.
Is Shadow Shaman a good hero for a new player?
>>168068727
it sounds like your free. get out while you still can. dont get sucked back into this shit game. go enjoy the rest of your life.
>>168068727
just dont play it if you dont enjoy retard
it doesnt matter how much time or money you sunk into it, just sell the hats and remove the game
>>168068086
But how do I stop being scared?
Sometimes I even cry after a ranked game where I got bullied, regardless of if I won it or not.
Should I quit?
Hoooly fuck low prio is amazing.
>get qued with 4 man teams 4 times in a row
>suddenly im low prio for the first time in life
>chat is filled with emotes
>i make another mistake, i start playing early in the morning when people still have reports
>jump from 4 reports to 9 out of nowhere
>people raging left and right
You literally have to get on a god like streak where you single handedly carry games and play 110% perfectly to get out.
10/10 design volvo. Now at least i know to play late so people have already wasted their reports.
What is the IQ of rtz?
>>168068954
i used to be like you. i just forced myself to talk on the mic every single game. you get used to being bullied and shittalking doesnt even bother me anymore. grow a pair honestly.
>>168069034
open the CLQ stream, he has something to help
>>168068727
>he need to win to have fun
>>168069148
Probably like 135.
>>168068954
the sooner oyu realise that the chat in solo games is only there to make you play worse the better
i am playing this game for 4 years now and honestly i cannot think of one time the chat helped me to win a game that i played alone outside of the drafting stage
people just use chat to mostly flame and never has flaming from his teammates made anyone play better
half the time i just disable chat the other half i mute anyone that mentions something negative because nothing they will ever say will be of any value
>>168068954
Talking to randoms in the game is pointless anyway. Just learn to ignore it honestly nothing will change if you wont learn to ignore it.
Get somefriendsand party up to stop the shit talking.
That's DotAs' community unfortunately.
>>168069169
Alright I'll try to use it every game. I'm not a masochist though. Would you call yourself one because you're so used to it?
Getting punched in the gut will always hurt, no matter times it happens. I'm actually beginning to cry in normal games too after I starting using my mic. It's ruined everything dota used to be for me because of my voice.
>>168068954
just play with bots
>>168069587
after being called a fucking retard, etc.. for the 500 billionth time it just doesnt have an effect on me anymore. i guess im desensitized to it. if you dont mid can you record your voice of vocaroo? im really curious to see how you sound.
>tfw playing against a 5man party
>they have a good lineup to defend highground
>win anyway
>ONE HOUR AND TWELVE MINUTES TO LOSE
GOOD
J
O
B
>there are people who are so unintelligent they pick 10% magic resistance for maiden instead of SIXTY FUCKING ATTACK DAMAGE
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?
THATS LITERALLY A SACRED RELIC FOR FREE.
10% MAGIC RESISTANCE IS MAYBE 50 EXTRA LIFE IF YOU FACTOR IN THAT DAMAGE INTAKE IS 50% PHYSICAL/50% MAGIC.
IN WHAT WORLD IS 50 HP BETTER THAN 60 DAMAGE. YOU CAN LITERALLY GET 4-5 FREE AUTO ATTACKS DURING A FROSTBITE AND THAT WOULD BE 300 EXTRA DAMAGE.
YOU CAN LITERALLY FUCKING LAST HIT 3 EXTRA TIMES AND GET ENOUGH GOLD TO COVER 50 HP.
WHY ARE THESE "PROS" SUCH FUCKING BRAINLETS
>>168069361
>>168069576
Thanks but I was just trying to gain some self confidence you know. Since I play so often, I thought I'd communicate a little in-game. Plus I watch more esports than those teammates I get so I try to lead them.
>>168069727
It doesn't feel real.
>>168069848
I'll sound fine because I'm not being threatened. When I'm safe, I don't have a very high squeeky voice. Right now I feel safe. But when I get intimidated I just get a lump in my throat and my jaw gets clenched.
>>168070312
i want to bully you into submission and shove my cock down your throat
rtz playing for honor with pandaego
>>168070312
Alright lad safe playing
>>168070398you fucking wish boy, I'd tease you with my foot till you beg
>>168070285
If efficiency autism was rewarded in dota, purge would be the best player. That's not the case. Kids like rtz and bulba have good mechanics and critical thinking and that's all they need. They're still shit at math. But math doesn't win you games. Reflexes and cognitive ability does.
>>168068954
Hey, at least you play solo man. I can't play without my friends. I don't know why I give so much of a shit what some peruvian fuck thinks about me, but I do.
>>168070285
How much time as a CM do you spend autoattacking in teamfights before you are evaporated since someone looked at you?
50 HP is better in the world where you have to stay alive to keep tossing out your disables.If you get to right click and AFK in your 1k mmr games then sure pick all the dps maiden talents you need.
Is Nioh good?
If rtz is a genius, why does he say "LOOOOOOLROFLOLMAO haHAA"?
He's 20 years old. Why does he say this?
>>168070550
>e-"sports"
>100% gookclick and 0 brain required
>real sports
>intense physical training combined with teamwork, quick thinking and strategy
"pro" gaming will always be a laughing stock until they actually get you to use your brain and require physical fitness as opposed to gookclick twitching
>>168070807
>being decent at 1 (ONE) video game makes you a genius
?
>>168070886
Does neural VR count?
>>168070514tease me daddy, make me your little cumslut
>>168070741
>t. 500mmr BRAINLET pajeet
Go watch a pro game.
count how many times crystal maiden gets to attack and multiply that by 60 damage.
now calculate how much gold/exp increase she would've gotten and how much more stats she'd get as a result, and how often enemy heroes barely escape with low life or just barely manage to take someone down before dying.
In 99.99999% of all situations, 50 hp is better than 60 damage, even for a fucking timbersaw.
>>168071005you better be sorry that you tried to force yourself on someone in this thread, I'll make sure that you won't forget it when I spank you.
>>168070741
it's not even for that, it's for farming efficiency. 10% magic resist on a hero with such tiny HP is fucking garbage while 60 damage lets you get items more efficiently and actually can have an impact in small engagements.
>it's a misery thinks he's smarter than everyone and pick a special snowflake support
>>168070741
if you are getting him as cm you are dead, simple as that, unless you have say bkb
i actually tried the epic dmg on supports and its really fucking good, people dont know it yet
i get treads on wd and just push lanes
in general the talents that work for you ALL THE TIME tend to have way higher winrate in pubs, thats because they make a big difference.
15 damage? over a 40min game that can save you minutes of time oyu would spend killing creeps otherwise.
5 armor or 10% magic res or other garbage shit? in 95% of the time it does literally nothing, thats why all the carries always go for the little damage like +15 or +20, meanwhile some supports have +80 and people still ignore it, free mkb worse than a free cloak lmao
>>168070557
Yeah sometimes I just think, I'm too weak and sensitive to belong in this world. It's just too violent and full of ill will. Or maybe it's just dota that's like that.
>>168070398
If you said that to me in-game with a deeper voice, I would literally piss my pants. Be more considerate of others please.
>>168071140well you better spank me really hard so ill learn my lesson. ive been naughty and i need to be punished
BASED Z
>>168068721
my penis can do the same hehe
>c-god
>>168071645Disgusting. Someone as low as you should beg for punishment, rather than have it given willingly. I want you to beg me more.
erpers pls go
Who is the hottest dota personality or player?
>>168071956
that would be me
>>168071272
more like he recognizes coL is garbage and he can pick what he wants
>complexity
what the actual fuck
>>168071956
Kaci, Soe from a few years ago, or that one girl DC gets to pound if they win
>>168071815Please sir. Use me however you want. Treat me like your dirty little slut. I'll be your personal cock sleeve. I need you inside me, i need to taste your seed. i want you to destroy my body, really hurt me. i deserve it.
thank you for shrines OSfrog
>5man shrine
>>168072305Hmph. That's better. Now I feel you are more deserving of my thick cock. But you won't get my seed that easily you worm. You will have to work my cock a lot harder than that to deserve my seed.
>tinker vs injoker
Which hero is harder to play?
>>168072653
invoker is harder to play mechanically but tinker is way harder to actually win with
>>168072603
>you worm
kekked audibly
DELET
>people are literally erping in this general, we're so dead
never thought i'd say that
>>168072653
one requires mechanical skill over all the second marp awerness and positioning
cannot really compare the two
>>168073037
I'm the high voice guy and I'm not erping. I'm not one of them. Please understand.
>9-11
>chuckle
why am i such a retard
>>168073194
reminder
>>168072997Considering how good you have been, I can give you a little taste. That's all. Just the tip though.
>>168072997(You got a steam account?)
>>168073037want to join in?
>>168072951
Thanks mate
>>168073183
shut up you fucking cuck and buy my wards
>fighting on a shrine
>>168073301
K E K
E
K
I wish I could permanentrly mute kotlguy forever and ever and never have to hear his fake enthousiastic voice again.
>>168073270
sry i dont share my steam publicly. im done for now tho i have to go becauseim going to a boys house to be an irl cockslut
>Juggernaut buys HOTD
Just buy a fucking wand it cost u 400 instead and will help you more
>>168073604You dirty cheat, I haven't finished myself off yet. Sigh.
>lich wr and undying buffs
>I've already gained 600 MMR playing them before this patch
Thanks icefrog.
>>168073684
So you're 2.6k now?
>>168073667
wand can give your team 8 armor and slow down enemy attacks?
also can give you purge?
can it give your team 30% damage amp?
are we playing the same game?
FARM STATUS: ALL
GAME STAUS: LOSE
>>168031872
Am I the only one who cracks a smile whenever I say "Wang Theater"? It has a funny ring.
>>168030737
>>168073872
50% slow purge creep more.
>complexshitty
>>168073853
>He doesn't exclusively play offlane
So /d2g/ why you haven't uninstalled yet?
>>168071309
I was just messing with the autismo dude. Yea, the early 50+ dmg on ranged traits are good better than small mres traits. But the armour ones are actually good in certain cases.
>cucklexity
Just why the fuck do teams keep falling for the Tinker meme?
is venge broken?
>>168074212
so I don't have to be cucked into listening to a muted game just because 90% of casters are trash
>>168072653
Tinker.
He is just all around shittier and needs a huge ammount of farm and levels to have a huge impact.
Invoker even if poor as fuck can blow someone up with a wellplaced combo.
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/techies
>52% winrate
>winrate for all lanes is below 50%
how does that work?
hahahahhahaha holy shit coL exposed as fuck
who actually loses to carry badalch? I thought this was one of those strats that pros masturbated to but always lost games with?
CoL got ouplayedso hard
Reminder that Slutherina is getting creampied in 30 minutes
>>168073872
While HOTD is indeed fucking amazing, i would still rather see supports build it except on carries that have no inherent life regen/steal and dont build life regen/steal items.
>>168073037
it's not even good erp either...
>>168074582
BETWEEN THE PLANES
In all ways except physical, I am a walking tome of xp and bag of gold for the enemy team
*feeds 15k networth*
>pick boush the farm vacuum
>lose
wow
So this tea-nigger was rime?
>>168074449
a very small amount of matches gets analyzed by dotabuff, you have to pay them for it
while his overall winrate is based on every match
so in conclusion people that pay dotabuff are worse than the people that dont
>>168074449
The lane win rate and the overall winrate may be across different time scales.
Which is stupid, but that's a likely reason.
>>168074670
especially against that lineup
>>168074616
Would you rather pound my butt as fast as you can while shoving your tongue down my throat? Imagine my thin arms tenderly wrapped around you while you do this.
Is this game active? I'm coming from Starcraft and it's dead af
>>168074449
It means you're supossed to be off the map, taking a lane as Techies equals losing the game.
>>168073909
>>168075039
>being a twink
lmao
>>168075094
the game itself is alive sure.
but this thread is kill
>>168075309
Dota 2=/d2g/
Therefore the game is also kill
>>168075374
/d2g/ like most of 4chan right now, is BadReddit and DyingReddit
>>168075192
What's the point of me having curves, being small and skinny if you can't use me? I was made for that.
hahaha le funny kotl voice XDDDD
DAILY REMINDER STEAM WORKSHOP WAS A MISTAKE
DAILY REMINDER STEAM WORKSHOP WAS A MISTAKE
DAILY REMINDER STEAM WORKSHOP WAS A MISTAKE
DAILY REMINDER STEAM WORKSHOP WAS A MISTAKE
THIS STILL ISN'T IN
THIS STILL WASNT ADDED
THIS WILL NEVER BE ADDED
THE ANNOUNCER PACK OR COURIER OR SET YOU UPVOTE IN THE STORE WILL NEVER BE ADDED BECAUSE VOLVO IS SHIT
FUCK ICE FROG
FUCK VALVE
FUCK THE WORKSHOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YO-9X5tfxk
Also post your favorite Workshop item that never made it into the store
>Riki
Misery has ZERO respect for swindle rofl
>>168075640
your announcer is shit breh
then again so is the reddit & literally one
you just didn't get enough upvotes
all that work & they can't kill misery
ABSOLUTELY
DESTROYED
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The state of Complexity
>it's another TA without a mask episode
why is this allowed?
>carry centaur after the nerfs
>support batrider
?
>>168076739
Hood first centaur against a team with 90% phys dmg.
> that stomp
Do people legitimately think that Moo is better than Moon?
wow this britbong is a bretty good caster
he sounds good and he doesn't really say typical caster redundant or false points and bullshit noise that capitalist and shitters like him usually spout off to fill the empty void
>>168077162
Everyone got butthurt after his TI6 performance and getting kicked. DC was smart enough to see that he's only good with few patch heroes.
>>168077476
that's because rime is an autistic qt
>he's gigatriggered by our guy cap
>>168077476
rime is based
>>168077476
DONT LET BRIT ACCENT GET YOU ANON
>losing to col
what is riki's role in this game?
How is every caster so fucking terrible?
Can't they just get lacoste to cast every game from now on?
>>168077780
tempo controller
>>168077780
He's a ward with harass, area damage and disable
wew
>>168077476
>>168077567
>>168077621
HOLY SHIT ITS RIME
didnt remember his voice, literally our guy.
one of us
our guys:
od
godz
tobi
cap
fogged
merlini
blitz
winters
purge
anyone I'm forgetting?
>the dota 2 gulag
>>168077848
>lacoste
>aka cringelord
>master of multidimensional burden of cringe
no
>>168075563
a friend of mine in hs set the deadlifting record cause his gf's were always >450 lbs
fucking fatty traps/cds is the best for the same reason imho
>>168078052
the most important of our guys
J A M E S H A R D I N G
>>168078052
Tobi
Merlini
Fogged
Winter
rest are reddit trash
how is dc losing?
>>168078052
>our guys:
>od
you know the list is shit when the first one is that retard fuck
wheres the new thread you fucks
>cancel
>>168078313
>forgetting literally our guys blitz and rime