Danger zone edition
Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13. Event Lijiang Tower is finally in comp and QP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX2lJuk66xI
>When does Season 3 end?
Late February. Maybe the 21st.
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753296718#post-13
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203
>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Event Item Tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previously:
>>168025561
I WANT TO FUCK WIDOW
>>168061624
Jamison Fawkes!
First for Junkrat is a good hero
D V A
xth for where is Zenpai
Began the day at 2357 SR. Currently at 1228.
How's everyone doing on this fine day?
>>168061736
I want Widow to fuck Pharah
>Still trying to get my last loot box in arcade
Holy shit just remove this mode please it's so bad.
It's a fucking chore having to do this every week for loot boxes to buy overpriced shit for the event
I WANNA EAT TRACERS ASS
N E R F
S Y M M E T R A
>>168061848
Even better
Where does roadhog put his hook when he reloads
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>>168061934
Well unless you are a qt redhead girl that likes scarves it's not happening.
>best on team
>trashed in team chat
>need to stay in team chat for callouts
>onlythedeadknowpeacefromthisevil.webm
I wanna see if /owg/ can guess the hero this guy played all game based solely on this image.
>>168062192
76, genii or d.va?
>>168062192
Widow or hanzo
>>168062192
mcree
>>168062192
Genji
>>168062192
That's an easy Genji
Xth for I think this is the cure for cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7liiL1wJ5c
>>168062192
Hanzo
Widow
Genji
maybe mcree
>>168062192
Is this texture supposed to be this low quality?
I've noticed alot of low quality textures even when im on ultra.
Is there a fix or is the game that bad
>>168061836
Stop playing as soon as you lose your second in a row.
>>168062279
>>168062301
>>168062309
>>168062391
Winners. It's hilarious how predictable some mains are.
>>168062192
hanzo? with the name though I think it could be D.va
>>168062521
Genji faggats are the worst
>>168061203
Gotta get through that Rein shield first, though.
>it's a "we're getting stomped so let's just blame the dps so i feel better about my shitty rein-performance" episode
Do you think we'll get anything for Mardi Gras?
> all dat purple green and gold
Ride the poo in a loo carpet with me /owg/
>tfw saw a korean in the europe region
They where in gold and have shit average accuracy so I dont think it was a hacker though. Still makes me nervous
Who are the best heroes for solo carrying?
>Soldier kills Reaper
>"Someone had to do it"
>McCree kills Reaper
>"Someone had to do it. Seems fitting it'd be me"
>his former comrades are more interested in putting him down than in helping him
Jack and that DAMN INGRATE deserve the punishment that is coming to them.
>>168062890
Maybe, but they'll probably move it to March to avoid any more event congestion if it happens. I can't imagine they're going to do more than one or two more before the cycle starts again, so maybe Mardi Gras and a summer/beach event.
>>168062951
>I can show you the world
>>168063013
Asphaltswine
Zarya
>>168063076
>that crotch
mhfmhfmfhhfmhf FUCK
>Game 9 months into release
>People are still exclusively playing Hanzo
>>168063190
Well, of course.
They are perfecting that Geometry.
That takes time.
>>168063013
Roadhog, Zarya, Ana if you're really good
What's the current penalty for leaving in competitive? It should be raised to getting banned from the season permanently. Leavers are cancer and there's no way around them. I've had 3 matches in a row with at least 1 leaver. What can you do even do when you're outnumbered, why doesn't this game give a handicap?
This is bullshit and I'm salty as fuck.
Whenever I play quick play, I get matched with players who have ranks of 3800 or over. I can hold my own in these games. I want to start adding them to my friendlist as the people I know from outside overwatch arent very good. But I dont want to seem like I'm asking them to carry me. How do I do this? Do I just add them after we have a good game together?
>>168063329
You should at least get a bot or something to try and compensate for it.
Fuck.
Reminder to uninstall Overwatch and kill yourself if you played any sort of MOBA beforehand or concurrently.
>>168063327
You don't have to be that good to solo carry as hog just play slightly more conservatively.
>tfw your favourite hero isn't meta anymore
>>168062717
>>168063329
>Attacking first round on Gibraltar
>Finish with the enemy missing two guys
>Defending second round
>A third guy leaves their team
>Keep them pinned at their spawn
>End up wiping them with Nano-Torb
>It got to the point where me and somebody else felt bad for them
>They never make it past the first bridge
>>168063190
>hanzo is the highest skill cap aiming character that has the lowest skill cap abilities
>designed for retarded weebshit noobs to latch onto and be dead weight with
Hanzo needs a fucking overhaul
Make him a non jap girl or something so the weebshits don't main him or actually balance him so he shoots faster for less damage (no more 250hp headshots) and make geometry spiral out of the person it hits, so its great for groups but can't just kill anyone he wants by shooting at their feet.
>>168063589
the last part applied only to Ana.
>Hmm so here's this awesome super fast, no cooldowns game mode where I can do all sorts of fun things.
>Nah I'll just be autistic and tryhard as Zarya or Soldier
>>168063593
Your favorite hero being out of the meta is good. It means buffs are on the way
>>168063593
>tfw your favorite hero was THE meta when the game released
>but got nerfed to the ground and became irrelevant
>then got buffed and became meta again, not as much as before but still
>then mostly dropped out of the meta, not because he was nerfed but because someone else was buffed and now outclasses him
it's been a wild ride
>>168063076
the dude is a fuckin terrorist in addition to being a violent murderer that sucks the life out of people. if I had a former friend/teammate go that far off the deep-end I would only see him as a rabid dog that needed to be put down too
>>168063593
>tfw sombra will never be anything besides a meme-pick.
There's always Doomfist at least. . . I hope.
I want to cum inside Pharah's suit
>>168063754
Yeah let's hope so, or it'll probably just be 76 getting nerfed.
>>168063809
I hear that.
>>168063709
>Hanzo needs a fucking overhaul
Remove sonar arrow.
Reduce the hitbox for his arrows by 90%.
>>168063701
>same but Nepal
>2 enemies left at round three
>hit my sit emote on the point when we're at about 60%
>look at my phone for a second
>kicked for inactivity before the victory screen
The fucking sitting emotes is not inactivity you pieces of shit.
>>168063969
*25%
>2017
>McBaddies still flash right click as if I wont survive it
>>168063709
They really need to make a male Japanese healer or something so weebshits would actually play it
>>168063809
>tfw can't stack heroes
>the whole reason Winston was nerfed
>still no reverting the nerf or a buff
I just want the bubble to actually protect my teammates effectively.
>>168064061
Why did the even add a sit emote if you get kicked for using it. happened to me earlier today in ranked. Last few seconds of the game.
Who's got the worst offensive ult? McCree? Tracer? Pharah?
>>168064075
90%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHUNnARS54
>>168064243
>tracers ult is bad
it charges in like two seconds man, i use mine all the time for petty shit like killing reins.
>>168062717
Why would a Genji stay on the payload? that's like a easy way to get killed
how to fix hanzo
>increase rate of fire to 2x
>reduce arrow damage to 0.5x
>increase arrow speed to 1.3x
>remove headshots
prove me wrong
Reminder that the best ships are Friendships
>>168064243
McCree's by far
>>168064218
I was on a nice winstreak too, getting close to platinum, rolling the enemy to the point they left and yet I got locked out of comp and took a huge SR hit for watching the point while they pinned the enemy in spawn.
>>168064243
Pharah.
>>168064080
zarya should probably beat mccree up close anyways, or atleast the survivor will be walking away with very little health left
>>168064415
>queue for comp
>get placed with a 5 man stack
>all 5 of them pick DPS
>I pick Lucio
>"Hey can you play a tank"
>"But then we won't have a healer"
>"Yeah you're right actually"
>none of them switchWe still won and I got out of silver
>Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff from the Overwatch team and today I'd like to talk to you about a few surprises regarding a new character.
>So as you know, we've been teasing the character Doomfist for a while and though we can't quite talk about the specifics of this hero just yet, we would like to announce that Doomfist will be playable exlusively on Overwatch for Nintendo Switch, releasing March 3rd.
>We decided to release Doomfist exclusively on Nintendo Switch due to the great capabilities the Joy-Con motion controllers have to offer for a melee-based character like Doomfist, which no other platform can, for a truly immersive experience.
>I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that Doomfist will also appear as a guest character in Nintendo's ARMS as paid DLC.
>>168064442
Luckily we had been stomping so hard the enemy team ragequit so i didn't get a penalty for blizzards bullshit. Meant I had to play another 2 games to get to plat though.
>>168064243
in a competitive environment, McCree by a lot. at least tracer/pharah can still be useful with zarya but a good mccree ult is dependent on a lot of things (and mostly the other teams comp)
>didn't care about getting the Oni skin for Genji back when it was available
>have been playing him a bit recently and want it now
>find out the promotion ended like a month ago
Shit
>>168064541
At silver you just have to hope the enemy team is more retarded than yours.
>mfw new Bastion
McCree had a hard life
>>168064243
Mcgee's by far.
Tracer's is fine, and Pharah's has combo potential.
>>168064080
>Custom Game
>cooldowns set to 0
>eternally stunned until death by never-ending Flashbangs or Rip Van Winkle'd for eternity by never-ending Sleep Darts
To say nothing of Zarya's near-constant bubbles that give you maybe half a second to attack her.
>>168064436
This! I love friendships, especially because people don't get mad about them like romantic ships!
>>168063593
so, im a filthy casual pleb, bear with me please, i dont know about meta, whats this? anyone ;_;
>>168064723
I wonder how long until that skin is considered rare.
At the moment every Genji has it.
>>168064436
You know what's up
>>168064416
>Lower his skill ceiling into the ground
This game is already casual enough.
>>168064436
Yeah!
>>168064995
This
The just need to nerf scatter arrow into oblivion and hanzo will be fixed.
What is the avg ratting plat? It feels like it I've got placed with so may shitters and a few gods in plat.
I wanna play, but weekend comp is horrible and QP has 5 minute queues and is even more horrible.
Can't even have proper bot games because there is no Rein bot
>>168064820
>FtH now does 70 damage a shot again
>FtH now has a CD, equal to 2 seconds for every shot fired (up to 12)
Does this save him?
>>168065101
just turn scatter arrow into a triple-shot like genji's stars.
What's the most fun game mode you've played so far?
Boss fights aren't that good but "paintball CTF" with Ana was a blast.
>>168065116
You see shitters all the way to halfway up diamond because of no SR decay.
>>168064436
you are correctdespite how it may appear in this picture, Ganymede and Bastion has a excellent non-abusive freindship
Hana pleases me to inflate her pickrate.
>>168065121
Just play comp and carry them you can do it~
>>168065197
>375 damage to anyone who is unlucky enough to stand still
>kill any rank you want if you headshot them
wtf nigga that shit would be obscene
>>168065357
>kill any rank you want if you headshot them
how would you headshot them if the arrows spread in a wide cone? you'd have to be right in their face
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>>168065294
I cannot carry literal throwers
Explosion jumping, jump before you fire, after or at the same time?
>>168064436
I can only agree
http://www.strawpoll.me/12318095
http://www.strawpoll.me/12318095
http://www.strawpoll.me/12318095
>>168064243
>>168064446
O shit, I interpreted "worst" as "worst for the enemy team". Otherwise it's definitely McCree's.
>>168064929Its pretty rare on consoles
>>168065614
Sure you can just play your main~
Does Zarya even have any counters? She seems like old D.va before the nerf, can run into any engagement and just win it.
OK /owg/ survey time, I need to know just how shit I am comparatively to the other posters here.
Post your:
Hours played
Rank
Most played heroes.
>267 hours played
>Gold
>Mostly Ana, Reaper, Winston, Soldier, Mercy and Mei
>>168065856
yeah thats going on reddit thanks /b/ro :)
>>168065879
Hog
>>168065879
not really a hard counter but as pharah main i can deal with her easily
>>168065879
Reaper can shred her apart, but no one plays him because he's underwhelming vs the rest of the meta. Roadhog can also delete her pretty easily if he pays attention to her shields.
>>168065667
>Junkrat's arm
Okay, I laughed.
>>168065927
>37h
>diamond
>pharah, soldier, lucio, ana
Tfw everyone i know is getting bored of this game
FeelsBadMan
>want to play comp until I get a win
>the win never comes
>>168065927
>~250, 2/3 on console, 1/3 on pc
>Plat on console, gold on pc
>Zarya, Winston, Lucio, Zen, Mei, Rein
>>168066091
Maybe if the Zarya has 0 charge. Full charge Zarya kills Reaper in 1.25 seconds.
How to fix Reaper:First of all, don't get killed. Approach carefully. Maybe present yourself as his subordinate.
Thorough this whole journey, take it slow. Take it very slow, and be very careful, not to mention patient.
Be there for him. Listen to him. Don't force positivity in him. If he wants to be alone, let him.
Don't poke fun at him, even if it's lighthearted. Reaper is very sensitive.
Reaper is just very alone, angry, and deep down, extremely depressed. He has many years of bottled up negative feelings.
Sleep tight reap tight.
>>168065927
>Hours played
96 in qp and only 6 in comp this season but I have 9 and 7 hours in the season 1 and 2.
>Rank
Plat
>Most played heroes
D.va
Pharah
tracer
reaper
in that order
>>168065879
She's the squishiest tank and has nearly no mobility (unless you count a handful of spots where she can use her secondary to give her a small boost)
Don't be too afraid of her bubble, focus her down and she'll drop. You can use Sombra's EMP to cut her HP in half if you really want.
>>168065927
>147
>Plat
>Hog, Mccree, Zenyatta, Ana
>>168065927
>49hrs (assuming this is comp?)
>Gold 2057 SH 1725 SR
>D.va, Mercy, Ana
>tfw top played are girls
I really have deep femininity problems.
>>168066204
They should release more heroes
I dont really see a reason why there couldnt be easily double the amount there is now before there being too many would even begin to start being an issue
I think lack of pick diversity is an issue and i think it stems from the fact that there just flat out arent that many options to pick from in the first place, so even if theres a perfectly balanced meta it would still get stale quick
>>168066330
Reaper should just get a percentage increase on damage, based on however much health his opponent has. Imagine how Lifestealer from Dota 2 functions with his HP leech. If Reaper is attacking someone big and fat his pellets do way more damage if they hit but if he's fighting someone less than 400 his damage is normal. Would also work great to counter Lucio's "we win the teamfight now LOL" ult.
>>168066543
I think there *are* too many already. As in, you can't really make one up anymore without it being "it's just like (current hero)'s ability".
The only new one I can imagine is a melee one other than Rein, which I imagine will be Doomfist.
>>168064436
>>168066701
Just steal Ying from Paladins
Her play style is completely different from anyone currently in OW
>people who can't stop saying BOIS in voice chat
FUCK white people srsly
>>168066616
That's not how you fix Reaper. You think he's only good for fighting your stupid wars? Go away. Reaper needs retirement. You're nothing but a big no-good heartless meanie.
>>168065927
>Hours played
No idea, too much arcade bullshit
>Rank
Gold, almost got to plat and then losing streak
>Most played heroes.
Phara, sld, rein
>>168066616
Im not so sure percent based damage has a place in this game
Why don't they make it so that shooting mei in her iceblock form reduces it's length until it breaks?
>>168065927
Around 168 hours in qp and 72 in comp.
>Gold
>Mostly rein and pharah in comp
Why does leaving before the hero selection ends still lose you points? Lost 100 points cause of 2 games where my computer packed in.
>>168067052
its not her turn to be garbage right now. wait for the blizzard coin toss.
>>168066807
Alright I'll take your example.
Ying's "Illusion" is a Torbjorn turret or a Symmetra fire turret.
"Shatter" is like Junkrat.
"Dimensional Link" is literally Sombra's... whatever the thing she puts on the floor to return later is called.
"Illusory Rift" is again, turrets.
You see what I mean? All those abilities are already available, just in different heroes.
>>168066807
>Ying in OW
as long as it's a visual copy (or at least a qt elf) I see no problems. OW needs more elves
>>168067097
>Why does leaving before the hero selection ends still lose you points?
I guess to prevent people from just leaving whenever they see someone pick a Hero they dislike/distrust.
LIVE PATCH WHEN?!
>>168067274
It won't happen for several weeks
>>168066701
What so they cant have another hero with an automatic weapon because soldier already exists? They cant have another semiautomatic weapon because McCree exists? They cant have another sniper because Widow? There could be at LEAST 2 or 3 of each, and how can you even know blizz isnt going to pull another genji out of their asses who's fairly original in the context of all FPS games?
You're being way too restrictive
>>168065927
>Hours played
405
>Rank
Diamond
>Most played heroes.
Zenyatta
Zarya
Lucio
Reaper
Mei
Hanzo
>>168067263
Personally I'd use her moveset for an omnic
>>168067272
But the game stops if they leave anyway so it wouldn't inconvenience the rest of the team apart from having to find a new game.
>>168067334
So next thursday.
>>168066529
>I really have deep femininity problems
We all do anon we all do.
>>168067382
This. I've come up with several ideas for characters that have some similarities with others but also big differences and unique abilities. The well is far from dry and being similar in a couple ways doesn't mean being a copy.
>"can I get x?"
>ok I think he's pro with it since he asks, I'll switch
>he sucks ass
>playing Total mayhem
>somebody picks Mercy or Ana over Lucio
just why?
>>168067556
I want my elf!
>>168068146
I only play mercy the other are not fun to me.
>>168066701
I want my shock rifle already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4v5kp3Avz0
>>168065194
M1 & M2 both do 60 damage. Less McSnipe, more fanning, possibility to nerf S76.
>"G'day cover"
>stays wide out in the open
what did junkrat mean by this?
>>168065927
>140h qp 31h ranked this season
>season high master
>Hog, Zen, Ana in ranked
> Sombra, Pharah in qp
>>168068356
>cover
Has anyone ever been placed lower then gold? ever season I get placed in at least gold or plat.
>>168068309
This, damn it.
There should be a fire themed hero desu
>>168068696
Kaceytron placed bronze
>>168068356
>>168068621
At least he's not hearing "Everything can be HARD... and everyone" with Sombra like I did for months.
>5th round in a row of """""Mystery""""" Heroes where enemy team is losing to our shit comp and they just so HAPPEN to roll double Zarya the game is literally unwinnable
simply ebin xD
Sure glad Roadhog is getting nerfed and not this overpowered pile of cancer.
>>168064436
>>168068764
Ok other than trolls.
>>168068696
Has anyone ever been placed lower then dia? ever season I get placed in at least dia
>>168068254
but in Total Mayhem? like no one needs a resurrection and she dies easily
>>168068696
I placed silver.
>>168068696
I have a friend who ended up in Bronze, he has been steadily climbing though.
He has told me some funny stories about Silver.
https://clyp.it/e5h3rqwr
>>168068981
I'm not sure what that is I only play ranked and qp.
>>168068746
>HUDDAH HUDDAH HUHI do want a hero that leaves you chance of killing people after you're dead though, damage over time thing.
>>168068843
Zarya isnt op,especially compared to that walking instakill
>bastion boosted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
>>168069124
the only good brawl where cooldowns are low like 2 sec or something and everyone has a lot of health the only heroes that ruin it are Symmetra and Mei for obvious reasons however Lucio is basically the strongest healer in this when he can just amp speed or heal in 1 sec plus sound barriers
>Widow & Pharah+Mercy combo
>Let's just charge in one at a time
>>168069436
Oh yea he does sound like best healer in that.
>>168069870
Delet this
>>168069870
>giving a sniper a bright red dress and gun
New tank when?
>>168069870
>>168069983
giving any character red outfits is bad design, in this game
>HA! The objective is mine! JOIN ME IF YOU W-UAGH!
guys how can i dance fast enough around my opponent while i damage them with the projector when playing as sym so they dont shoot my ass pls
Well I'm fucking done. Not taking comp seriously anymore. Fucking tired of this happening
>Fucking someone leaving just as we have a chance to win
>Fucking someone automatically assume I'm throwing just because I pick bastion when the enemy team has rein and roadhog
>Dumb fucking nigger playing junkrat feeding Zarya
>dumb fucking faggot gets cocky when we're winning and goes torb and we end up losing
>fucking tired of doing good at 3200 for weeks then just fucking tilt and lose 700 sr in two days
I'm fucking done if you see the name birdman32196 know that you have someone on your team that's gonna play whatever the fuck he wants
Why don't they let people who dc from competitive rejoin?
>>168070371
>he took comp seriously in the first place
Just play what you want and laugh at the ragers.
>>168070393
why dont people who leave comp get 6x the SR loss and everyone else gets nothing?
>>168070371
>I pick bastion when the enemy team has rein
Guess how I know you're retarded?
>>168070371
>birdman32196
>adding random numbers to your username in a system where you can have any name you want
Confusedhanzo.jpg
>>168070371
>Fucking someone automatically assume I'm throwing just because I pick bastion when the enemy team has rein and roadhog
>Dumb fucking nigger playing junkrat feeding Zarya
Nice double standard nigger.
>>168070523
Im asking this because my team won the first round and some guy dc's on the second round and we lose as he couldn't rejoin.
>>168070529
How is that a bad matchup? I've had lots of matches where I melt rein shield and mei walls
>>168070672
Because a smart rein will stand in your fallout range while a soldier/pharah deletes you in 2 seconds. Bastion works exactly once against any competent team.
>>168070343
Get a Lucio speed boost or just jump a bunch like every Symm.
what works better when playing as sym, placing the turrets in different spots hard to reach or just placing them very close from each other??
>>168070204
Lucio still has the best death scream
>Ohh lets break it d-ARRRGGGHHH!
>>168070529
Console
>>168070595
Big difference is that I actually switch off if my pick isn't working and I know wtf I'm doing
I think I just played a game against the highest level player.
Save Amélie when?
New skin when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMDItOwN_SU
I don't usually enjoy these Kaplan mashups but this one was pretty good.
t. proud redditor
>>168070927
You did
>>168070927
Damn that boarder is sexy~
>be le jumping chimp
>point my quiet meek zap gun at the enemy tracer while she's blowing my head off
>while my shield helplessly falls to pieces I look to my nearby poo-in-loo teammate
>her loud aggressive zap gun is turning a nearby roadhog into plasma like a frank horrigan weapon
Does anyone else get salty when your Junkrat comments on your team comp? I bet he thought he was carrying our team with his gold damage medal but in reality he was dead weight against the enemy soldier and pharah.
>>168070157
Thems fighting words
>>168070971NeverAlso never
This game has so many problems directly stemming from the hard 6v6 format, and it's a real shame they'll never have a real game mode / maps for larger teams.
>>168069870
this just makes me sad for what could have been
>>168061624
i fucking hate the community for this game.
fucking niggers shoot zarya shileds and charge her to 100% all game, then blame ME for not keeping rein shield up because it was destroyed by zarya beam.
unbelievable. fucking unbelievable. its like the people in this game are literal, actual mother fucking sociopathic retards
>>168071318
the mccree one's fine but any red that resembles the "THIS IS AN ENEMY" colour red is bad design
>>168071318
Bloodhardt is the worst Rein skin though
Reinhardt
600HP
1500 Shield
imagine, I actually thought an insta-lock genji hanzo duo queue might not be terrible for like a full 30 seconds
>>168071512
that whore already has like 10 skins. she doesnt need more
>>168071614
German grandpa is disappointed Anon.
>>168071516
Imagine getting this upset over a game
>>168071452
8v8 or 12v12 I actually like to see best part is people wont care what you play but it would have to be something like death match or KOTH
>>168071732
Edgy grandpa sucks, he's much better with the Balderich or helmetless skins
>>168071215
I was playing one round where my team's junkrat was killing the enemy pharah somewhat consistently.
>>168071597
It really makes no difference considering you'll have a bold, bright red outline no matter what skin you're using
>>168071614
You spelled Lionhardt wrong
>>168071680
I experienced this on XB1 yesterday. Two stack named "Bad Bad Hanzo" & "Bad Bad Genji" were in comp.
They were decent on defense but their attack efforts were piss poor.
>>168071752
You do not know what is it to be a widow/hanzo main. I get this shit all the time.
>>168071885
12v12 and no hero restrictions in a huge map.
Maybe call it classic mode or something
>>168071886
Fair enough.
I see it as more of a Mecha inspired skin but I can see why people consider it edgy.
>>168071886
Chinese skin best skin
>>168071885
Agreed, They'd probably have to make ults take longer to charge to keep the insanity down, but when two people snap snipers "to practice" the game usually goes to shit. Wouldn't care closer to 10v10
>>168064919
i believe its to refer to the chars doing well above from the rest of the roster but just my assumption, so dont take it like the real thing
>>168065927
>60ish hours played
>plantinum
>zenyatta, rein, streetpig
>>168072024
they were fucking useless. hanzo got like two good shots and genji somehow managed to be even more useless after he switched to mcree. I was gold damage almost immediately after switching to soldier after we had already played two full rotations
this was a good exercise in anger management and waiting til after the game to rip apart your useless teammates
>>168068356
>>168071923
>It really makes no difference
yeah it does
>>168071916
Then that Pharah was absolute trash. It's like a Lucio killing a Roadhog.
when does the event end?
>>168072550
I kill roadhogs all the time though
>>168071452
Its a shame they'll never have a mode where dying is permanent until the end of the round
>>168072749
Elimination.
>>168072807
>roadhogmination
>hanamura attack first point
>enemy has Mei
>better make sure to go through the gate to finish that low hp genji
>get walled off every time but do it 5 times more anyway
diamond
>>168072807
>not available in competitive
>locked to 3v3 which balance doesn't take into consideration at all, making it a mess balance wise
>only on one, boring, stale, map
gee whizz you sure showed him anon
mercy was a mistake
>>168070030
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_1umxkvyY&feature=youtu.be
D O O M
F
I
S
T
>>168073336
>Tank
>not Healer
>>168072204
there should just be a perma-skirmish mode
QP still making you play map objectives is so obnoxious when you're trying to "practice" and just play whatever heroes you want to because if your comp is a trainwreck you'll basically end up getting spawncamped and its an absolutley shit enviroment to actually try and practice
>>168070860
>RYUJIN NO KEN OOOOOAAAAAARGH
Reinhardt may as well be taken out of the game for QP seeing as how he is completely useless with a team who doesn't understand the basic mechanics of the fucking game.
>4 hours on Roadhog
>teammates are doing the killing for me
>3-4 golds
>>168061836
Climbed from 2600 to 2723 today. D-diamond here I c-come!
>>168073057
You can set the mode to elimination 6v6 with custom games on PTR.
Ok, so does the event end after or before the arcade lootbox reset? I need to plan how I'm spending my 7k because fuck these drop rates.
And why is mei so best?
Please help. we had a leaver.
Why do guns have "spread" and make this you cannot control a way to lower dps or skill ceiling?
Lower damage and remove spread or reduce it greatly.
It's just pointless bullshittery.
>>168074146
>32m of koth
Jesus christ
>>168073336
https://youtu.be/kTsTWFbVi28?t=12
dumb terryposter
>>168073887
I don't know I just wanted to tell you I have double your coins. I'm only planning on buying D.va's skin though, if I have to. And maybeYeah!too.
Also, Mei's the cutest OW character.
>>168073887
the event ends the day after the reset.
I wish Blizzard allowed you to unlock event items with coins for 24 hours after the event ends. Last event I waited until right before it finished before buying some skins and then I got one of them in a loot box.
Post records. From Overbuff
>>168074252
Here were my end game stats
>>168074518
>>168074518
>have to sign into bnet to get comp stats to show
lmao no ty
>>168074518
>>168074518
Last season on comp I had a 37 killstreak as Zarya, but whatever
I want DOOMfist to play like a first person Street fighter character Im talking about timed parry, divekick, pure melee and agility, dash, high jumps etc not a boring ass tank
>iddqd joins NRG
will they finally win something?
>>168074369
>>168074323
Ends 2/13 and lootboxes get reset late into that day. Sometime around 3-6PM depending on your time zone and what have you.
I heard that the Halloween event ended way before that time and I remember well that the Christmas event ended much later.
All I know is that I need my Red Mei.
>>168074518
>>168074518
I only play tracer d.va widow and reaper now.
>>168065927
>43 hours
>Plat
>Lucio, Zen, Rein, Winston in that order
>>168072807
yeah this mostly
>>168073057
I like the intensity of it and it finally is a game mode that doesnt reward charging in like a retard (i know that standard doesnt always reward charging in like a retard, but the thing is is that it SOMETIMES does which in turn makes baddies think they just have a green light to do it every time they spawn). I just want a mode where the stakes are a little higher.
>>168074948
They activated god mode, so I'd say they'll win soon.
>>168074948
these were 2 of the other tryouts
>>168074948
they'll probably reign supreme in NA and EU but there will always be at least 3 KR teams who are fully capable of embarassing them, just like every other esport.
Until we have a place in our culture for people who literally spend 18 hours a day playing a video game we wont be able to compete with the koreans.
>>168065927
12
gold
Lucio, Roadhog, and Ana
>tfw no baseball episode
Why live?
>>168064436
Absolutely agreed
>>168070860
>Heroes never uuuaaaagggghhh
>Die Die aarrrrgggghhhh
>Jus aaaahhhhhhhh
I am a bronze shitter.
>>168073582
>>168070860
>>168075843
>>168070204
One time I heard "let the dragon cum--ARGHHH"
I love opening loot boxes and getting 0 skins
What's the deal with the new theme for the main menu on the PTR?Is it Doomfist related?
>>168075926
Basically I've learned that I am the worst with every Hero and I should kill myself.
>>168075881
b-b-but muh diversity.
Fuck them for "fixing" her costume.
>>168065927
54
I've never played ranked
Sombra, Zarya, Mercy
>>168075881
Why do people always talk shit when you get PotG as Reaper?
It's not THAT easy to sneak up on a team when your character sounds like his boots weigh a Ton and your ultimate is canceled by a bunch of shit.
>>168075881
BIG GOZANGAS
>it's another Soldier carries team by standing on high ground episode
why is mei the fattest piece of shit in overwatch.
TRACER PLS SIT ON ME
>>168076160
Why's Winston wearing Meis jacket
>>168075781
But KR teams already get stomped by non-KR teams in their own tournaments
>>168076050
Idk but its fucking badass i hope they put it on live just to change it up
>>168076212
Just crouch while walking when you want to be sneaky beaky
>>168075881
>people will never realize that fat people don't have less than 2 chins
>>168062392
This is really good
>Quick play
>Select Reinhardt, "Maybe something nice will happen"
>Team refuses to group up and I'm the only one who wants to get on the cart
>We barely make it to the first checkpoint
>I explain they need to stick behind my shield and charge when I charge, very very basic mechanics that anyone who isn't a complete buffoon should know
>No replies, they probably didn't even notice I said anything
>I am still the only one with half a mind to push the payload
>Even though I'm on the cart I do the most damage and get the most eliminations
>As Reinhardt
No idea how we won that shit. The best comparison I can draw is asking two retards to open a jar of pickles and one of them simply forgets to breathe and dies so the other one wins by default.
>dropped to 3000 due inactivity
>more than 5 matches with leavers
my last match had a gold bastion on attack that refused to switch and turned an easy win into a draw
>>168076390
It sure is.
>>168076420
quickplay is just for people who are individually practising heroes for comp
>>168075926
It always cracks me up to see that Widow over there, I hardly ever use her.
>>168076420
>QP is bad
wow no way thanks for the enlightening tale
>>168076379
that's not always true man, I've met girls with a thin face on a lard ass body, it's weird but it happens, the hands tho, they're always pudgey if they're fat, like a little swine hand.
>>168076420
>the burden of playing support
>>168076420
>playing QP
>Eichenwald attack
>don't usually tryhard on QP but team had no healer so play Lucio
>team is the usual QP gunk, widows, etc
>manage to cap Point A quickly
>this one Reinhardt is so focused on the objective
>always asking the team to group up but they never do
>spend 5 minutes following this Reinhardt trying to duo the cart to the second point
>most of the time it was just taking on the entire enemy team one by one in the castle
We took out a Roadhog just the two of us, it was great
I want to change my battletag to be the same thing, but displayed with the fixed width font that they use for people with asian characters in their name. Yet I see people without those characters but they get the sweet font.
Does anyone know what you have to do to get it?
>>168075881
Disgusting Mei is Blizzard endorsed
Greetings, friends.
Let's share some positive in-game moments that we've had. This thread could use some tranquility.
>>168076726
Where's Reaper?
>>168076690
would rank be better if you ranked up based on your own skill and how you play not whether your team lost or won, cause having to rely on other people not being a dumbass is frustrating
>>168077005The original artists never uploaded a Reaper, but I found this.
>>168070860
Dva's OOOEEWWWAAOOOOOOHHHHH one is the best
you know the onethe one that turns you on
>>168076971
>>168077130
Thanks, chum.
>>168076971
Had to work my ass off but I just won a nice and balanced match, which is a pretty rare thing.
>tfw just a couple more days and this ugly mug will be gone from the website and menu
>>168077181
That one always cracks me the fuck up.
I have just really noticed recently how Symmetra's "low on health" sound effect is pretty kekky.
>>168075843
I love the grunt Reaper makes when he get's stunned while Ulting
>>168077373
Speaking of Symmetra, two of her melee noises sound like the audio is fucked up or something.
>>168077080
Nah, it would be much more difficult to gauge skill properly and it would probably be easily cheesed.
Winrate works because everyone has to play with these same shitters at times so even if you do get a run of shit teammates it gets corrected with enough games played.
>>168070860
It's pretty rare, but I love making Lucios fall to their death when ulting
Break it down in Hell, motherfucker
>>168074310
What's your point? It still shows up as menu music in the ptr
>>168062961
was probably just a weeaboo of some sort.
>>168077514
Hm, I've not noticed. I'll have to check it out.
>>168063456
anyone?
/our girl/ Kaceytron is live playing Overwatch
go support her
>>168078178
Yeah, just add them after a game, send them a message and see if they want to group up and play some more.
>>168078182
She has to suck my dick first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHv5WT9HB2M
Bastion's makes me sad for some reason.
>>168078182
I already donated my daily $100
Can someone who has Blackhardt can post a picture of him in that skin doing the taunt emote ? The angle is like the big ass thing you see in the background. I need this for my next maymay montage.
>>168063456
Have you tried talking to people in qp games?
I've made plenty of friends just being goofy, all willing to play more with me in qp and comp.
Most people playing qp are pretty friendly.
>>168065927
>71 hours played.
>1415
>Hanzo > Widowmaker > Roadhog
>>168077080
>based on your own skill and how you play not whether your team lost or won
that would just lead to the shit tier play you see in games like BF1 where everyone just does whatever they want for stats vs trying to win the game.
Just farm stats and use your ULT for max kills vs any sort of team push/counter push. Being all that maters would be the stats.
plus most people who rant and rave about muh stats are low level shitters who don't understand that decent stats vs junk comp is not worth ranking up either
>Hot gold action!!!
>Look at this fucking carry!!
>Gold ELM with 10!!
>Gold OBJ time with 30 seconds
>Gold OBJ ELM with 4
>Gold healing as roadhog with 900!!!
>FOUR GOLDS!! Why am I not masters+ and still in silver!?!
yeah no.... players should not be able to rank up for being on a team of shit while being like 10% less shitty.
>>168078424
i think i know why you're 1400
Best thighs.
>>168078579
>thong armor
my dick
>>168078509
I've only done placement matches and one regular match. But in competitive I usually play Junkrat.
>>168065927
>Plat
>341 hours
>Sombra, Dva, Mercy, RoadhogI haven't even done my placements this season,but i was plat for the last 2 season
>>168078579
Perfect
>>168076971
Played a match on QP recently where me and the other Ana spent the entire match off to the side dueling with sleep darts and Candy.
We won. Team thought it was funny.
>>168065927
Like 450h
Diamond forever
Zarya, Rein, D.Va
>>168065927
>Hours played
102 Overall, 35 of it was Competitive.
>Rank
Platinum
>Most played heroes
For QP, Junkrat (from nonstop playing at first), Roadhog, Zenyatta, McCree, and Zarya.
For Comp, Zenyatta, Lucio, Roadhog, Reinhardt, Junkrat.
>>168065194
>420 damage FtH
Aww shit nigger what are you doing?
The current damage on FtH is fine. McCree just needs to be able to have a guaranteed kill on targets that enter flashbang range. This would be easily done by lengthening the stunned animation to 1 second. So that McCree could pull off exactly 2 shots or the full FtH before the enemy could retaliate.
>>168076748
I don't even play half of these characters before
>watch some console gameplay
>everyone is moving is slow straight lines
>no weaving, no couching, no constant turning around
shit looks so disgusting
>Wow, we have this diverse and reasonably different team of characters for players to chose from! What should we add next?
>I know, how about we throw in a character for codbabies?
>Great idea!
It's the year of our lord 2017 and people still think Junkrat isn't useful in comp.
Why?
>>168079545
Holy shit, you're the first guy to notice this +1 can I follow you on twitter????!???!?!??
>>168079545
Overwatch "borrows" from a lot of other video games. You should not even be kind of surprised they adopted a sprinty-shooty-Call-of-Duty style character.
>>168079545
Yes, that was the whole point of him.
>Soldier 76 being the most played was deliberate for a lot of reasons. A lot of the design behind him was to create something familiar to players coming from other shooters, so they could get their grounding before experimenting with some of the wackier heroes like Zarya or Zenyatta. For that reason we featured 76 in the tutorial, which we knew would be the gateway for more players playing him.
>We also designed 76 in such a way that he’s nearly always a good pick. He works well with any composition. He’s soft-countered by a few heroes but not really hard-countered by anybody, and he either soft- or hard-counters a lot of other heroes. So the fact that 76 is the most played is very reassuring to us.
Riddle me this overwatch babs
If in Control points, contesting the point means no progress, then explain why in KotH there is progress while contesting
>>168079715
Because he still isn't useful in comp.
>pork bun is the only player emblem I want
>get literally every skin and emblem except it
>>168079797
Because control maps and koth maps are different.
>it's a team cant push hanamura attack because nobody makes picks and stays at the choke episode
Symmetra needs to be nerfed
>>168079545
>good consistent damage
>aoe heal
>sprint to get to and away from danger
Why are you complaining, ever since his unneeded damage buff he's top tier
>>168079715
>junkrat on offence
>>168079775
And more random interview shit on why you can't pick maps/modes.
>What was the thinking behind not allowing players to choose a game mode or a map?
>That was for matchmaking, player fatigue and path-of-least-resistance reasons. We’re already matchmaking based on ping, group size, skill rating, queue time, modes like Play vs A.I. with three different difficulties, Brawl, Competitive Play and Quick Play.
>If we had to start dividing those by, “I only want to play Control,” we’re really starting to divide the playerbase a lot, and that means match quality would go down. Do you favor a player’s ability to say, “I don’t want to play Payload maps,” over the ability to get a match quickly or play on a local server? There are a lot of decisions there.
>Players also tend to decide that one thing is correct. In games that have map selection, players tend to self-select down to just one map only – we feel like that increases the amount of player fatigue that can happen over time.
>>168079715
What does he actually accomplish?
Other than 100% charge Zarya
>>168078701
>Going from heroes that are rewarding if you play them well
>To the single gutter trash who's horrible no matter how good you are
>>168076971
Zenpai, is that you? It's so good to see you here again!I had a pretty great comp match a couple of days ago - we went 3-0 on Ilios.
D.va only likes experienced guys.
>>168076971
>>168080240
Zenpai? Is it Zenpai??? Is it really Zenpai???
>>168080073
>>168079775
>we deliberately made him the best DPS so people would use only him because he was Metzen's childhood idea and we endorse aimbots and all the people who play CoD and Halo would be lost and helpless without a character for them
Oh, Blizzard, you're so fucking retarded.
https://clyp.it/chpyknbi
https://clyp.it/yfschq4e
>>168080240
>>168080405
I had no idea I had a name! It's me. Been a bit busy IRL but it's nice to talk with you all again. :^)
>>168074310
This makes me hope that they aren't just reusing the music for Doomfist but an actual Omnic Crisis event is happening
>>168080007
>OP as fuck damage from any range
>team heal despite not being support
>sprint to pussy out from a fight
>oh, and rockets for some reason
Worst class. I went in thinking Reaper would be the go-to edgy shoot 'em up character and got with 14 year-olds playing grampa.
>>168079775
>wackier heroes like Zenyatta
>basically the same hitscan hero except he throws heals and debuffs
>>168080547
She's Asian, she isn't used to anything other than small packages.
>>168080240
>>168080405
No, but he's one of the many Zen friends in the thread. I've been mostly lurking.
I also name every Zenny image i have with z+ a number so people can easily know when i post.
>Buy 24 loot boxes
>Get Winston skin on the very first box, Zen on the very last box
I feel dirty but at least I was rewarded for being a good little goy.
>>168080617
>hitscan
>>168080749
Zen mains are the best and most enlightened players in the game. Prove me wrong, my friends.
>>168080617
>I don't know what hitscan means!
>>168078416
They're friendly enough but I usually feel like an outsider as they know each other from tournaments or ranked - I'm in a smallish region. Most of the time I wont have my microphone on when Im just playing qp
Viewmodel scaling when.
Higher fov when.
Reduced SFX when.
Better positional audio when.
>>168080987
>>168081076
I think he means Zen's orbs fly so fast it's basically hitscan.
Which only confirms that the guy doesn't play Zen at all. Or sucks at Zen.
>new to game
>do comp placement
>shitty dpsbaby on mic complaining about everyone when constantly dying trying to 1v5 team
>we lose
>next game
>we get matched up again
>"[anon] again?"
>he leaves the match
>we win anyway
lol :(
>>168081213
First two are never happening, especially the FoV part.
>>168079715
He's decent at completely shutting down certain passageways, such as the stairway in Numbani
However, the attacking team can just go around, and he's back to useless
Anyone else dropping this pile of trash for For Honor. Even if the game is shit it literally cannot be worse than this joke of a game.
>sniper in melee range
>teammates shooting right at the omnic she's on
>been doing well on arcade and qp
>do a couple comp matches
>get stonewalled on numbani
>get demolished on defense at hollywood because everyone keeps trying to 1v6, there's only one dps, no tank, and their team is smart enough to drop in behind ustales from silver
>>168081821
This shitpost is too advanced.
It's so advanced, there are easily 5, 7, 10+ layers of irony hidden behind it.
I am in awe anon.
>>168063593
>tfw Tracer player
Thanks for the Roadhog nerfs Blizz.
>>168063593
>Bastion meta incoming
Can't fucking wait to taste phara tears as she never spends more than 10 seconds seconds out of spawn
>>168082308
Yeah!
>>168081821
>le $60 p2p laggy fighting game
shiggy
>>168082314
Bastion is good, we need someone to melt Roadhog, Zarya and Rein faster, Pharah is a plus
>>168082314
Just how much effective health will nanotank have? Nano's 50% doubles his health and the 35% is almost another double.
>yfw 1k health nanotank is aiming at you
How many times do retards have to charge into the entire enemy team before they realize not grouping up guarantees a loss.
>>168081924
There's one country who permanently shutdown the Omnium
And a bunch of pissed off rednecks were the ones to do it
>>168082884
Too many
>>168080547
>ywn give Hana your small package
>>168080547
>dva will never punch your stomach until you bleed
>>168082910
Right, and then it royally fucked them over.It's almost like it's a social commentary.
Are we getting any more Valentine's lines other than Gency?
>>168083249
What lines did they get?
what's going on with arcade tonight?
I get the full team on both sides during waiting, and the game never starts, keeps sending me to the looking for game screen and shit.
>>168083249
No idea yet. If there were any in the PTR they would've certainly been found by now.
>>168083318
The chocolate ones
I wonder what it'd be like to toss Mei's salad.
How do you know when your Ana play is good enough to take into comp?
>>168063593
I mean, he never really was (look at how little tournament play he had) meta, but still, he used to be pretty viable.
It's amazing how much of a difference 1.5 meters makes. He's officially worst Tank now.
>>168083616
That would be prettycool
>>168082810
There's a video on it, Nanobastion can survive a full concetrated rocket barrage
>>168079715
Because too many heroes currently counter him, he's not strong enough against them either. Zarya, dva, hitscan, snipers, pharah, healer ult charge while all he's good for is destroying reinhardt barriers
>>168083616
Like licking a lollipop made of soy sauce, chewed up rice, and sweat.
>>168082314
>Soldier 76 gets overbuffed
>Nu Bastion is basicaly a tanky S76
>McCree will probably be buffed too so he can compete with them
>mfw hitscan dps will always be god tier
>>168083780
where do I sign up?
>>168083616
I just noticed Snowball's "face" back there
>>168083190
They would have been fine with it if they hadn't been forcibly removed from their homes by the government to cover the government's ass
>>168083648
Are you comfortable with hitting smaller targets at range and landing sleep darts? If so then you'll be fine.
>>168083648
If you can hit shots well, you'll do fine.
>>168083797
Hitscan was a mistake.
Everything should have been projectile. Pharah would be OP this way but remove the jump pack and give her actual rocket jump.
>>168062059
Probably the reel he has on the back of his pants.
It's probably why it takes such a damn long time.
Put hook away - bring out scrap - reload scrap - close gun (one handed) and bring hook back out.
>>168083797
>>McCree will probably be buffed too so he can compete with them
>>mfw hitscan dps will always be god tier
Fucking do this shit already, I need to stop playing phara
Post autism
>>168081924
>used to be swole Egyptian Amazon
>lose physique to old age
>also shrink a bit
Christ. Why didn't they give Ana any of that sweet, sweet super soldier juice they gave to Jack and Reaper?
>>168084054
The one thing I don't understand from the event is why give Tracer the Lion Dance. Wouldn't it make more sense to have that one go to Mei?
>>168084054
>It's racist to celebrate other cultures
>>168084159
Young Ana looked pretty good
>teammates doing all the carrying
>somehow getting golds from just tagging everything
>>168084054
What's wrong with these people
Why is every Lucio in QP always trash? Its like they don't even know they are supposed to heal and most of them just wanna push people off cliffs.
>>168084274
And now she's so skinny.
>>168084405
>Lucio is supposed to heal
He isn't picked for healing but for speed. Outside of amps it isn't even worth it to be on healing.
What should I do if I'm too good for quickplay but not good enough for comp? I'm tired of playing with idiots who don't understand basic mechanics.
>tfw you get stomped so badly in the first round that the enemy team feels cocky enough to have one of their own be Widowmaker, Junkrat, or Sombra
Is there a greater insult to receive from the opposing side?
>>168084472
He's partially picked also because his healing has amazing synergy with Ana's nade
But yeah the speed is the biggest part
>>168084054
Apparently this blog got called out so hard by actual Chinese people that she deactivated, so hey.
>>168084472
So why the fuck do people always pick him when we don't have a healer? As a Rein main my heart can't take it anymore.
>>168084405
Because they saw a DSPStanky video and decided if he can do it, they can do it.
But they can never do it.
>>168084331
Is that Roadhog or Mei
>>168084054
>>168084576
Go to comp anyways
>>168084759
Healers in this game aren't fun to play. They pick Lucio and Zenyatta so they can pretend they're filling the support role while trying to have fun.
>>168084054
Can people really be that retarded?
>gained too much rank in a short period
>slapped into a 5-man full of rank 25s with no emblem
>instantly lose
>>168084054
>rainbowloliofjustice
>rainbow loli of justice
Hmm not sure if satire.
>>168084834
>#rules
oh I am laffin
I don't get why Reaper/Mei, Symmetra/Junkrat, and Symmetra/Roadhog are considered bad, though. None of them interact, so how can she say they're enemies?
>>168082910
>just let the omnics who killed your family take over, goy, or they'll do it again
>>168084941
That's just the person who reblogged/resposted, not the original poster.
>>168084576
go to comp
>>168084865
In my experience Zens are always bro tier and can juggle dps and healing. Lucio only ever wants to heal when nothing is going on.
>>168085010
They're polar opposites. Only teenagers think they'd make a good ship or a ship at all.
>>168085010
I kinda get what they're saying about Sym and any of the Junkers
They're the polar opposite of her
>Dirty
>Both of them are not symmetrical
>They like destruction and chaos
Sym would have an aneurysm
>>168085106
Ah my bad. I have tried several times but still can't figure out how the fuck Tumblr works exactly.
>>168085183
>Sym would have an aneurysm
If she's still in one piece, that is
>>168085164
But Junkmetra is cute.
>>168085183
Point. I do wonder what the rationale is for Mei and Reaper. Is it just because Mei is the stereotypical good girl, so she'd never give Reaper the time of day?
>>168082810
The only ult that can kill him is another Bastion. That shit is crazy. Pharah takes him down to 20 HP. Tracers bomb does like 45 and I think D.Va bomb halves it
>>168085183
Nah. She'd go native half a day into hanging out in Australia. Or at least she try. With a cartoonish and vaguely offensive Australian accent and highly forced vulgar mannerisms.
I'm McCree's or even Pharah's skin colour and I'm white.
>>168085442
Junker versions of the rest of the cast when.
>>168085156
Probably because his healing is trash and his speed is way better
>>168084834
OVERWATCH SHIPPING RULES
1. Don't, it's autistic as fuck.
there I fixed it
>>168085581
I'd like to see what a junker Pharah skin would look like
>>168085581
I'm holding out hope that we get Junker-style skins for all the cast and Roadhog and Junkrat get suits or something fancy
what hero makes you want to fucking scream when you see a competitive teammate has 90% of their hours as just that hero
and why
>>168084834
>literally nothing but racemixing
>>168085610
Just another reason why >>168064436 is right
>>168085573
I fucking hate the term "PoC"
don't call me colored, that's just ridiculous.
>>168084472
Is it coincidence I started using his speed a lot more, and my SR is climbing?
>>168085794
Used to be Genji or Widowmaker because I was lower and they'd almost always be dead weight but that's largely gone away as I moved up.
>>168083924
What's a good sleep/min rate? Mine tends to be about 1. My healing/min is usually around 800-900.
>My ultimate is ready!
>You're powered up, get in there!
>girl in my lecture has mei's exact body
>is obviously into me, hell if i wasn't being ambivalent i could probably already be hitting it
>but i'm not because shereadily admits she's an alcoholic
i been through that shit once
not doing it again
but that ass though
>>168085573
>Tumblr doesn't know how tans work
What a shock.
>>168085941
The faster the enemy is the more pressure they are able to put on and make a break for it.
Dropping beat and amped speed through the Hanamura gate breaks the defense quickly.
>>168086001
Hard to say because a place like Overbuff says 11 sleeps per match is top 1% but you don't really know how that compares to Ana's at your level.
>5 snipers and it's still not a separate category
>>168085941
no
What are the most satisfying things to do?
>deny ultimate damage with zen ultimate
>deny kills with zarya bubble
>perfect range hog alt fire one shot
>sleeping ulting heroes like soldier or genji
>blowing a pharah out of the air as pharah
>>168086001
Just be a lot better than me. I'm fucking awful with her. Here's the proof
>>168084054
>>168086190
There are barely even 2 snipers, anon
>>168086247
>deny ultimate damage with zen ultimate
The best.
>>168086254
Roadhog's weight is never played for laughs
>>168086254
But everything that post says is true, anon. And they're not even being extreme or aggressive about it.
>>168086258
>widowmaker, ana, hanzo, dva and reaper
that's 5 anon
>>168086254
>Roadhog is a comedic representation of big people
>>168086247
>perfect range hog alt fire one shot
>sleeping ulting heroes
my dick always moves a little bit at least when either of these happens
>>168086001
One per minute should be good, masteroverwatch says 1.5 is top 1%
>>168086254
just give mei a mask and she can be big as well
>>168086375
Everything about that post is wrong. They're not unhappy because "m-muh representation," they threw a tantrum like a bunch of toddlers who were told they couldn't have their candy. Speaking as someone who's fat, no, don't glorify that shit because it's fucking awful. Also, there is absolutely nothing funny about Roadhog. Roadhog is arguably one of the most tragic characters in the game, what about him is ever played for laughs?
>>168086380
>dva
>reaper
>sniper
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>a McCree camps my translocator a couple times, combos me to death instantly
>I start throwing it randomly into their backline and never teleporting to it
>don't see the McCree for the rest of the match
If all the support ults are ways to cockblock ultimates or big plays from opponents, does ana have two ultimates with sleep dart?
>>168086569
I don't even have the opportunity to heal that much in QP. how do I translate QP stats to comp?
>>168086665
This is why I've stopped dropping my translocator in advance
>>168086247
>flashbang + headshot ulting Genji
>booping with Lucio
>perfectly led Firestrike to get a kill
>speedboost leading to a teamwipe
>>168086247
>one shotting people with Zen's M2
>booping people off cliffs with Lucio
>zapping Widows and Genjis to death whilst spamming "SORRY ABOUT THAT!" and "HOW EMBARRASSING!" as Winston
>>168086718
Are mccree and roadhog support characters then
It's like you've never heard of cc before
>Our Genji is being useless
>The team asks him to switch
>He responds with pic related
Why are Genji players the worst scum of this game?
>>168086254
>Forced out of their home to make room for robots that tried to wipe out humans
>Probably accidentally killed his family when omnium exploded
>Turned Outback into a nuclear shithole
>Slowly dying of radiation poisoning
I don't see anything comedic about him.
>>168086796
I didn't know their ultimates were designed to counter plays from opponents, but now I know better. Thanks, anon!
>>168086247
>sleeping ulted heros
>sleeping nanoboosted heros
>sleeping Pharah
>midairing other Pharahs
>>168086720
Looks at my stats those comp numbers are all about double what my qp is so maybe that'll help a little bit.
I just heard about hook 3.0.
Holy fucking shit. I can't believe I'm so fucking mad. When will all the shit players just learn to deal with hog instead of asking for more nerfs? Goddamn it, I hope it's before hook 7.0 because fuck.
>OMG hook from another dimension nerf pls
>OH NOES I was just standing there and I got hooked and killed nerf pls
>BULLSHIT i was standing there like an idiot again and i died after I got SG headshoted after the hook
Where will it end? When will they get good?
>>168086893
>is trying really hard not to become friends with Junkrat because he knows he only has a few years left
>because he knows what its like having to watch a good friend waste away like that
>play Pharah
>other team has Pharah as well
>she has a golden weapon
>blast her out of the sky multiple times
>[Pharah] has left the game
>play comp
>do good early
>suddenly start lag like fucking hell
>it only stops when we're losing
Why are people clearly fucking and blizzard not doing anything about it
>>168086864
this better be from a comp game, anon.
>>168086893
Should probably add that given the age differences between him and Jamison and the fact that the ALF wasn't huge
>Junkrat's parents were probably caught in the core explosion, which could add to the idea that Mako is taking care of Junkrat out of guilt for that
But we're getting bogged down in details that don't matter
He's fat and that's all he is according to Tumblr
There are no defining characteristics except his weight
>>168087121
>clearly fucking and blizzard not doing anything about it
Public fucking should be nerfed, true.
>>168086964
oh, and sleeping charging reins and hogs who just hooked my team mates.
I love sleep dart.
>using Self-Destruct before Overtime
>5 - 6
Only good thing about having a Genji teammate.
>>168086001
overbuff stats dont mean much desu
are you hitting the sleeps you need to be hitting? Thats nice that you slept the mercy across the map but what about the nanoboosted rein charging right at you 3 seconds later?
2-3 minute queues on solo in Australia
Dire
>when you sleep you fall on your stomach
>when you see someone else slept they are on their back
>when zarya melees she punches
>when you see another zarya melee she swings her weapon
game is unplayable 0/10
>>168086247
>killing a Rein who pinned a teammate just before they hit the wall
>>168087097
>Play Torb
>Enemy Pharah with 4 stars keeps dying trying to destroy my turret
>She finally manages to destroy it but I just shoot her and kill her
>Pharah player left the game
>>168087204
I wish Ana didn't feel so clunky to play.
>>168087221
same goes for widow t b h
how do you add bots to a custom game?
i added bots but the game didnt load them in
>>168087398
Sorry Anon. I'm gay.
>>168086247
>sleeping charging reinhardts
>sleeping flying Pharahs
>hooking charging reihardts
>>168087162
Shit have you seen what happened to Tracer? She went from former ace pilot turned field agent after a tragic accident who doesn't let her disability stop her from fighting the good fight to
SHES GAY LOL TOTALLY GAY FUCK YOU NERDS SHES GAY
>>168087520
fair enough
>>168087279
Now watch genji do his double jump while moving backwards.
>>168087383
doesn't look clunky.
I wish Zarya's primary fire had some level of feedback or something. it's not at all satisfying to shoot.
>>168086893
I finally roughly translated parts of this
It's hard because I can't speak moonrunes
Panel 1-
Little Girl: Dad!
Panel 2-
Roadhog: Sweetie. You came.
Panel 3-
Roadhog: I really wanted to see you
Daughter: I really wanted to see you too Dad; it was really scary at school today
Roadhog: What happened at school?
Panel 4-
Daughter: My body was torn to pieces and the school caught on fire------Dad was the only one to surive. That morning I threw a hissy fit--- you'd hate me; Dad said----(Words are too broken until the very end where they more or less say) Dad, dad, it hurts, save me, why are you the only one to have survived; it hurts, I want to die
>>168086569
Is this your profile? How are you getting over 1000 heal/min?
>>168086893
>>168087084
>>168087162
I didn't ask for this.
>>168087162
What do you expect? Tumblr's good for exactly one thing, and that's wasting potential.
>>168068356
Copper your dense fuck
>>168087546
I do want to see tracer actually fly something.
>>168074146
>>168074146
>17:17 objective time
>>168087736
That's comp so I guess it's all the 3+ tanks where I can stick her gun up their asses and fire away.
>When widow tries to invade your airspace
>>168087761
>tfw they made her turn in her licesne because the risk of her blinking out while flying was too high
>>168076971
>form a symbiotic relationship with Reinhardt, never die
>teammates seem to have a hivemind and instantly piledrive onto whoever I mark with Discord orb
>win
It was the way Zeny was meant to be played.
By the way, does discord orb increase the amount of ult charge that allies generate?
>>168088128
>yfw Tracer is behind 9/11
I want more sad widowmaker.
HURRR ME LARGE HOG
ME WALK INTO EMENY
ME THROW HOOG
IT NEVER MISS THANK YOU BLIZRAD
blue whore
How I feel as Lucio main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLR9KolwWZg
>D.va has more DPS than Reaper
+1 damage per pellet when?
>soldier and mcree on the team
>they STILL can't kill the enemy ana
>she gets a card for damage on her team
Shitheads
>>168086048
No kidding. I've seen Lucio given the boost at least three times in the last few days. One time it was even me.
Whether it was intentional or accidental I will never know.
>>168088307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo6ASPVu9g
Blasting this on shuffle all day. But it means I need another healer because I'm busy boosting and leading in objective kills.
>>168088524
I've seen Lucio get nano'd when he was just climbing the rock walls in Route 66. After that he made the longest break it down I've heard.
>>168088524
Lucio loves to eat skills because he is fast and is just fucking waving all around in front of people.
>>168088252
Surprisingly hard to find since most of the stuff is either her being gay, a slut or both.
>>168088524I intentionally jump in front of Ana if she pings it
>>168088657
Sad that the one women in a canon relationship and the one that still loves her husband even after being brainwashed to kill him is usually potrayed as gay or a slut.
>>168086247
>Widow *dink* multikills
>throwing life saving projected barriers
>sleeping ulting enemies
>watching a critically wounded enemy meander over to your hacked healthpack
>>168088718
I had a visceral reaction to this
>>168088489
If their Ana got a card for damage that means their DPS was shit and hopefully you steamrolled them
>>168088945
CANT STOP WONT STOP!
What will you do to protect her smile?
THICC GENJI
>>168086247
*dink*
>>168065992
not after the patch. She is going to be a HARD counter to Hog after that shit.
>>168089163
Experience tranquility so she can rain justice.
>>168089009
Shit I meant to say Pharah
>>168089264
thicc reaper
>Perform a really good, obtrusive ult that creates a huge vacuum for my team to move in
>No one capitalizes on it
When can I report people for being trash
report all genji autists
>>168089491not thicc Junkrat
>four minute queue
>join
>'reinstancing'
>new queue
ded game
>make a thread on the forums about how it is an absolute certainly that if you play for a very long amount of time you will be placed on teams with premades who are absolutely terrible in relation to their rank
>banned for 30 days
>>168087546
You do realise you can be both a former ace pilot turned field agent AND a lesbian, right? They're not mutually exclusive.
>people actually make a deliberate effort to get one of those gaudy golden weapons
>>168089163
https://clyp.it/b5c34i3g
Her other laugh recording is pretty cute.
>>168078579
Best waifu.
>>168089732
I usually make fun of those people and call them no life comp tryhards
>>168089720
I think he's trying to say that Tumblr latches onto one aspect of the character which doesn't really matter, then begin to call them one-dimensional due to their own inability to look past whatever they latched on to
Like Tracer being gay
Or Roadhog being fat
They both have tragic and depressing backstories which really explain how they act in the game but they focus on minor aspects
>>168089720
Thats kinda my point? Tumblr is only focusing on that part of her
>>168089913
Do you feel like you've done anything by doing so? Has it ever made a difference, or an impact to mock someone playing the same game you yourself are also playing at the time you're making the 'insult'?
Just like to pop in and mention that this game is abhorrent trash
>>168089965
What? Tumblr love the fact that she's gay, they're not criticsing her for being "one-dimensional" over it. Are you sure you're not thinking of 4chan?
>>168090078
Agreed.
>>168066701
There are fucktons of FPS standby weapons and abilities that haven't been implemented yet.
>>168090078
I have fun playing it. Games are meant to be fun, no deeper purpose. I'll stop playing it when I stop having fun, or when I take a break to play other things when I burn out for a while then come back.
>>168090092
I'm not explaining it properly sorry
Tumblr loves that she's gay but doesn't really care about the other aspects of her.
Same with Roadhog except they think his weight is played for laughs
Sorry if I'm not getting my point across, I'm 19 hours deep into last minute studying and I take breaks to post here
>>168090092
Its not a matter of criticism, it's that they latch onto one part of her character and forget about everything else. Same thing with Roadhog being fat, or Mei being "chubby" or McCree being "dark skinned" or whatever.
>>168089736
>>168089750
Best girl confirmed.
One shot one keel.
>>168090345
It really is kind of pathetic. I feel like most of them don't really give a shit about the characters beyond "Is it gay?" and "Can we make it gay if it isn't?" They just want to pretend it's some shitty slice of life comedy where everyone hangs out and does what Tumblr thinks adults do (that is, watch Disney movies and color between rounds of fucking).What are you studying?
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
>winstreak
>losetreak
This is fucking bullshit, never in any game have I fucking swapped back and forth his consistently.
Why the fuck couldn't Blizz just have used Elo without tampering with it like every other fucking game?
ASS RANKINGS:
S-Tier:
Mei
Mercy
A-Tier:
Widowmaker
Symmetra
B-Tier:
Tracer
D.Va
C-Tier:
Sombra
Pharah
D-Tier:
Zarya
Bastion
>>168090569
https://clyp.it/3jra0snv
https://clyp.it/v3mms4cm
>>168090843
>widow not s tier
shit list desu senpai
>>168090843
>Pharah
>C-tier
>>168090604Invertebrate Zoology
Got a midterm and a bell-ringer on Monday
>>168090843
>not including Genji
>not including Genji in the S-tier
Fucking normie cishet
>>168090843
Widow too low
Mercy too high
Tracer too high
>>168090937Ooh! Are you looking to go into zoology?
>>168090843
>S-Tier:
>Mei
I finally got it /owg/.
>>168090604
That's what I mean yeah. Personally I think Tracer being gay is kinda far down on the list of "interesting facts about Tracer" but everyone from Tumblr and similar sites seem to only care about that.
Does anyone else wish Overwatch was a little more open-source like TF2 or CSGO
Im sick of these game modes and maps.
>>168091060
Mei booty best booty
>>168090843
>this is S tier over widowmaker
>>168091202
If I recall correctly, there was a blue post about it maybe happening in the future.
>>168091106
Hope you like looking like a construction worker
>>168091045Majoring in Marine Biology
>>168090937as a class or major? I studied computational biology
Blizzard, use all your fucking data and figure out how to dole out SR based on individual performance regardless of winning/losing.
>>168091206
Too fucking fat
Definitely a C-tier
>>168090843
I will never understand why people think Mei is hot is it some meme im not in on or do you all just have a fat girl with glasses fetish who looks like a pig
>>168091206
I bet mei has cold farts
>>168091106
>Christmas event didn't give me Nutyatta
>New Year hasn't given me Chadyatta
>Also want Hana skin
Fuck you for making them so expensive. I ain't gonna give into your good goy schemes, Jewplan.
>>168090843
S-Tier:
Widowmaker
Mercy
Fixed that for you.
>>168091231
>hips
mercy has delicious, delicious hips.
>>168090843
Now rank the guys.
>>168091142
Honestly, this is kind of what I was afraid of when I heard there were going to be LGBT characters. You're inevitably going to get that vocal group who sees a gay character with all these interesting traits (Tracer's heroism, her traumatic background, etc.) and just irons them out into "GAY," because literally all that matters to them when it comes to these characters is how many quotas they fill. Fuck this forced diversity bullshit and fuck the outrage culture that fuels it.
>>168091202
I blame consoles. If this was a pureblooded PC game, we would have all sorts of cool things for it.
But alas, everything is dumbed down, from gameplay to technical details.
>>168062717
>t healercuck
fucking hang yourself shitter
>>168091392
>he fell for the Mei is fat meme
Anyone know what time the even ends in AU times?
>>168091397
People fell for the THICC meme. The fat face, glasses and voice make her bottom tier.
I caved and bought 50 loot boxes. got every event legendary except one, but I got enough coins for it.
no regrets.
>>168091298I've got a friend who majored in marine biology and she's always talking about these amazing animals she gets to work with. That sounds pretty exciting, anon!
>>168091231
Widowmaker is 14 year old taste, anon. I don't know what to tell you.
>>168091448
MAN MEAT RANKINGS:
S-Tier:
McCree
Hanzo
Lucio
A-Tier:
76
Reinhardt
B-Tier:
Reaper
Roadhog
C-Tier
Junkrat
Torb
Winston
Cockless Robots:
Genji
Zenyatta
>>168091619
>>168091513
>he fell for le thick meme
>>168091523
nobody knows what time the event even ends really, they have all ended at different times
>>168091676
That doesn't change anything about Mercy having an ass as flat as Tracer's
>>168091617
That tier list was about ass though, and in terms of ass she is definitely up there at the top.
Pharah a qtie.
>>168091106
>Finally decide to buy some boxes.
>Get this skin in the first box.
>>168091992
>Pharah a qtie.
Perfect for bullying sexually
>>168091693
McCree is an ordinary-sized human and probably a fag.
Hanzo is an ordinary-sized gook and his penis is probably smaller than your thumb.
Lucio is a Brazil negro which means he'll say his cock is huge but in reality it's smaller than a white man's.
76 was a blonde blue-eyed tall white guy so his cock is probably big, but he's also old.
Reinhardt is apparently nine feet tall and German so his cock is the size of a freight train (and he will never use it on you because he's too dedicated to his job.)
Roadhog is a fat Maori piece of shit which means he has a big fat dick stricken with radiation.
Junkrat is a manlet shitposting cunt so his cock is normal size (if not amputated.)
Torb is a stout manlet which means his dick is probably pretty thick but not very large and thus worthless.
Winston is a gorilla and those have the smallest penises of the great apes averaging 2 inches.
>>168091619
I got most of the Legendary skins from the leveling and Arcade loot boxes.
>>168091693
>roadhog is obvi best husbando
>>168091448
At least Blizzard isn't really caving into that mentality. Like they aren't propping Tracer up by that fact alone, or really drawing a lot of attention for it, didn't really change anything about her either.
A buddy of mine used to say something about people that put that much emphasis on their sexuality are probably really boring without it. She was a lesbian too, and never really tried to hide it, just didn't see why she had to draw attention to it.
>>168091106
I got it too. It's a bit pointless though because i have Nutyatta already. It's looking like I'm going to have to buy D.va's, which is the only one I really wanted.
The Holy Trinity:
Genji's ass
Reaper's thighs
McCree's bulge
Prove me wrong.
>>168091410
>3500+ saved up
>want the halloween skins but tell myself I should just grind boxes and then buy if I don't get them
>Never get them, never buy a skin because I'm worried better ones will come out
>Christmas event comes
>Same thing happens
>Chinese New Year comes
>say fuck it and blow it all on the handsome Zenyatta because I want it now, cash is meant to be used
>Get like 5 event skins including Sanzang within the first week
N-no regrets.
>>168086247
>team rushes objective
>TEAM KILL
>VICTORY
>>168092153
I wasn't so lucky. opened 30+ and only got 1.
>>168092254
Blizzard is strictly Jewish which means they don't actually care about social justice or any of that bullshit. They also won't cater to it because it's way to easy to split your audience 50/50 if you dive headfirst into SJW shit.
>>168092148
>Junkrat is a manlet shitposting cunt
>manlet
He's six foot five, anon.
>>168091202
They're completely revamping the server and custom game browsers next patch. Should be near
>>168091786
Still doesn't chance the fact that Mei isn't fat though.
There is no way to balance Ana without completely revamping her. Her abilities would still be broken even if their effects lasted only a quarter of the time. Hell, even if their abilities only worked for one frame, she'd still have a long range Flashbang and a grenade that heals teammates and damages enemies.
>>168092392
Why would you spend coin at the start of the event? I can related kind of though, I bought Zen's and Tracer's at the end of the Christmas event and then got Tracer's in a fucking lootbox on the last day.
>>168092512
>Don't cater to SJW.
>Make a comic only to show a character being lesbian.
>>168092652
>grenade is now aimed like a Discord Orb and it can only affect one target, friend or enemy
There.
How do I play Ana? How much should I focus on healing and dps? Does healing always win out over dps? Pro tips pls.
>>168082910
>He's that old
>While being that fat
He might get a heart attack at any moment ;__;
>>168092953
If the radiation doesn't get him first, the obesity will.
Who else here plays the game but doesnt know any of the story and doesn't follow any lore?
I couldn't care less.
>Night market capture the flag
How did this pass testing? How did every game not end 0-0 when they were testing this?
>>168092769
Sexy lesbians are not SJW pandering but a fap bait for men.
Genderqueer in a polyamorous interracial relationship would be pandering
>>168090843
umm that list is missing Ana, you nigger
When should I buy D.va's skin? I hate timezones
>>168093037
mostly me.
the only bit of Story I want to follow is the Junkers.
>>168092375
If you're a fag, maybe.
>>168091397
>>168091617
Mei is cute!
kys
>>168093038
Their testers are bronze tier players and people who don't even play video games outside of their work.
>>168093197
I'm hoping Junkrat's treasure comes into play
I also hope Roadhog can finally be happy
>>168092918
heal first, but if you can pick someone then go for it. look for clutch sleep darts and grenades (ulting/nano'd targets or pocketed mercy/harmony orbs for example), grenade if a teammate is dying and you need to reload. don't forget that you're hitscan when scoped.
>>168091617
her face isn't even fat, tubro virg
why so many tryhards on arcade tonight
>>168093374
I either want him to finally cave in and be Junkrat's best friend, orI want to see him take a bullet for Junkrat and feel like he's earned some small redemption for doing so, because while he may have been the one who ruined Junkrat's life, at least he can make sure he lives it.
>>168093459
Im great with the rifle scoped in, but that's less valuable then being good with the rifle scoped out, which i happen to be shit with. Any tips on hitting the rifle unscoped?
>>168093726
Last chance at getting loot from the event
>>168093726
last chance for lootboxes probably
>>168093261
>>168093509
Ugly as fuck desu, she brings down the overall waifu quality. Let me know when they go back to her pre-tumblr design.
Who would win (In the shorts)
Reaper and Widowmaker vs the Junkers
Tracer and Winston vs the Junkers
>>168093838
that's just generic brunette girl in mei's outfit.
>>168093908
Junkers coz Reaper and Widow are the "bad guys"
Tracer/Winston coz they're the "good guys"
>>168093908
In the case of Tracer and Winston, I feel like they'd have to either get away or agree to join up with the new Overwatch to avoid getting arrested, so that's kind of a win. Reaper and Widowmaker would probably lose because of >>168094036, though it's also possible they'd win if it meant bringing Junkrat's secret to light.
Anyone been having shit connection to the servers recently? I never got rubberbanding until a few weeks ago and now I get it every night. I just completely lost connection to the server but my internet connection is great.
The fuck is going on?
>>168068356
>cover
>>168093781
just practice projectile firing. takes time. your allies have huge hitboxes, so don't rely on feedback from healing, but rather from dealing damage.
>>168070927
I had a friend that literally just played on the same team as her not 6 hours ago
>>168084694
link?
Junkrat is exactly what an Australian character should be. Some annoying shitposter bouncing around the room blaring bells and whistle noises and firing grenades around the room.
Does every generic game get e-sports shit pumped into it and an arbitrary ranked mode these days?
What makes this game competitive?
>enemy McCree shits all over us
>to the extent that I want to call him an aimbotter
>decide to be the bigger man and just compliment him at the end of the round
>tell him he's honestly the best McCree I've seen
>goes, "Who me?"
>seriously.mp4
>literally the only McCree for all four rounds
>my team loses it and starts blasting him
>even his team is laughing
>the guy leaves instantly
Anyone else experience this? McCree's seem to have the highest concentration of autism
>>168094643
>What makes this game competitive?
By having competitive mode :^)
why would Junkrat and Roadhog be trying to push the Doomfist Gauntlet to the display when they could just steal it and run.
Yeah, other heros are there but Junkrat and Roadhog have stolen the crown in England so it shouldn't be that hard to escape a few heros.
>>168094124
Wait what secret? The treasure?
>instalock Ana
>team wins most of the time because all you have to do with Ana is aim at your teammates or aim at the enemy
>Don't even bother scoping
>teammates get mad at me cus she's for scrubs
Salt is so delicious.
Roadhog is so damn sexy oh my goodness, what makes him such an alpha male? is it his size? maybe his voice? either way i want him.
>>168074146
>48 sound barriers provided
>>168069131
>ana
Is harbleu a good player?
>>168094701
Is Hearthstone competitive too?
>>168094824
He mains Hog.
>>168094643
>what makes a teambased shooter game competitive
>>168094710
So they can into the exhibit and steal more stuff
>>168094556
http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/156563663912/shinywoopwoop-cannedebonbon-skycompass
So it looks like I was misinformed. The OP is still active, just bitching constantly about how no one appreciates her obviously flawless critique of the event.
>>168074146
>48 sound barriers provided
>>168094643
If there's more than one person going for the same objective, anything can be competitive.
>>168080409
Codbabby and Halofag here, don't know why the Soldier76 is for CoD players meme is a thing because he's not even remotely lose to anything in CoD. Tracer's ttk and mobility are a lot closer to CoDs and Widowmaker's sniper is more like anything in Halo (the sniper) than Soldier is
>>168094851
In that same sense yes. Is it a good competitive game? no. Is overwatch a good competitive game? no.
>>168094824
good but not pro level.
>>168094738
Yeah.
>>168077769
>hey guys look, it's the doomfist song
>no, it's just an old song
>what's your point?????
Is Lunatic Hai the best pro team right now?
>>168093908
Reaper is a professional jobber, so Junkrat & Roadhog for sure.
Thee's no way they're would make the face of the game lose, so Tracer and Winston definitely.
we did it friends
we fucking did it
i broke 40% win rate
>Random Brawls
>All Defense heroes
>I'm on Attack
>>168093838
>muh tumblr boogieman!
Just stop already, children.
>>168095271
The face of the game lost in "Alive"
>join the game
>there's a korean
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFFFFFFF
I FUCKING HATE GOOK PIECES OF SHIT, THEY ARE ALWAYS OBVIOUS AIMBOTS AND IT IS FUCKING INFURIATING
>>168095332
>no limits on attack
>4 symmetras and 2 torbjorns
>every character is unkillable
>it's ok because no limits is a broken gamemode
>>168095467
>PCucks
>>168095772
>console literally has a different set of balance patches to make up for the fact that console kids can't aim for shit
>>168095910
>aimbotters
>bragging about aiming
>switch to Engie
>Pyro equips the Homewrecker
>>168095910
>turret damage is still nerfed because it was a raid boss for consoles
When is better matchmaking happening?
The last match was won singlehandedly by one Mercy who has played literally 6 times as much as everyone on my team, simply because she grouped up with a smurf.
>>168065927
>31 H
>Gold
>Zenyatta
>tfw got both the Legendary mei skins in one day
>>168068880
You owe me a new heart you motherfucker
>>168068880
From my experience this is what many Koreans tend to act like
New matchmaking patch notes:
>The way pairing up groups and not grouped players works has been seen as unfair to some players. To counterbalance this, players no longer lose ranking points, no matter where in the rankings they are.
>Along with the above change, autobalance is being added into ranking. If the match is seen as too imbalanced, then the highest scoring player of the winning team will be moved to the not-winning team, and vice versa.
>The ranking titles were seen as a bit too harsh. We don't want anyone to feel discouraged by something like being labeled a "bronze" player. The lowest amount of points you could possibly have now is 5,000, and the ranking titles are now as follows: Fantastic Effort, Great Consumer, Special Guy, Genuinely Good Friend, Super Player, Totally Likeable, and Grand Master
We here at the Overwatch dev team greatly appreciate your continued support. please look forward to the new map we have planned that should be added by the end of the year, and the two new loot crates that will be available for purchase by the end of the month.
How many boxed do you have to open for the welfare Legendary to kick in?
>>168097424
You have to spend at least ten dollars.
I feel like playing widow.
I played her as a joke and got a decent amount of kills but not enough.
How do I get better at her?
>>168097587
stand still shoot head
>kill pharah and their mercy
>team just fucking stands there without advancing
>next round pharah suicide ults and takes 3 of our team down
>meanwhile i'm holding 2 tanks and 1 healer as a dps
>"wow nice dps kys my man"
alright
Is this game actually fun to anybody?
>>168097587
>get a decent mouse
>find what dpi and sens feel the best for you
>practice
>>168097637
ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
>>168097678
not for any of the shitters on this board
>Dude talking shit
>throw game cuz fuck that cunt
>talks about how much better he is than me cuz he takes bio Chem
>make mention of my honorary PhD in network engineering.
>He shuts the fuck up
>we lose and he rages
Next game
>potm and 50 elimination card
Sometimes this game sucks. Other times its so satisfying.
But if all it takes for my team to lose is for me to play one of my lesser roles, then this game is flawed in terms of matchmaking. The only way I can ever win is if I take the key role responsible for turning the game over, the second I die or stop we lose. This games is mind bogglingly dumb.
Huh so that new menu music is actually playing on PTR menu. Is it going to be the new main menu music going forward?
>>168097893
you sound like a huge asshole
Are there any left handed people here?
Do you play with left-handed mice or right-handed? Are you decent at aiming?
We've got to follow our love
>>168098009
Well... it comes with being naturally superior.
>>168098028
I'm left handed but play right handed. I would say I'm decent.
>>168098028
I'm a lefty when I write, use my right hand for pretty much everything else.
Right handed mouse, and I'm "decent" at aiming. I'll never be an ebin Widow player, but I'm not gonna get out-TDMed often as 76 either.
>team is communicating
>we win
>I did really good
>the girl on the team sends a friend request
>she wants to party up
>n-n-n-n-no ty
She probably wanted to be my gf what is wrong with me?
>>168098028
I'm ambidextrous but your dominate hand has better response/reaction because of how your brain is hard wired. You'll get used to it.
>>168098176
she did not want to be your gf
>>168098274
She probably did though. My skills are charming.
>>168098176
literally everything is wrong with you. no one wants to be your gf.
new thread
>>168098327
>>168098327
>>168095543
you can beat mass symmetra with at least 4 zaryas, but who wants to be REQUIRED to play zarya every single game?
If I wanted that I would be queued for comp
>>168098319
You should hook up with >>168098063, I think you two would get along
>>168091206
>Mei will never sit on your face
>>168098154
>>168098159
Yeah I'm pretty much this.
I've been considering a lefty mouse for a while now because I've been noticing that when I really need precision I just instinctively bring my left hand over to stabilize my mouse hand.
Only thing stopping me at this point is that I don't know if I could get my right hand used to mobility.
>>168098323
I have a waifu though so you are wrong.
>>168098176
>she probably wanted to be my gf
>>168098351
>smurf thread.
i dont trust it.
>>168093038
Night Market is fine, the worst is Control Center
>Mei can lock your whole team into spawn
>Zenyatta can invuln ult all the way from one flag to the other
>One single room of rush distance between flags
The secret to night market is using the second staircase added on the far side that completely avoids any sentries or turrets.
>>168098443
Sad!
>>168098434
keep in mind you'll be doing everything else with your left hand, if you're ok with that. honestly it takes a long time to learn left hand. atleast it took a long time to try inverted aiming for whatever reason
>>168096846
Are you me?I never use mei either
>>168070927
i did 2
she had about 50 hours in each comp season
>>168099379
...all of that time and she's just a fucking platinum?......
>>168098406
I'm cool with making friends and I'm always dtf.
Good match friend.
>>168098571
Control Center feels like it results in the least draws, though
>>168100019
>not knowing about the player with the highest level
>>168097893
>DAE LE ENGINEERING
>LE STEM
Reminder that Fareeha is for training