/owg/ - Overwatch General

Stop watching porn

Sombra a best

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First things first.

can someone confirm the new login music on the PTR?

>HANZO REQUIRES NO SKILL, GENJI REQUIRES NO SKILL, SOLDIER REQUIRES NO SKILL etc...
>Meanwhile they play a class that has at most one character that actually requires a brain (Ana)

>DPS PLAYERS ARE TOXIC
>Meanwhile 95% of the time I see somebody flaming it's a Mercy, Ana or Zen player (Lucio players are mostly cool tho)

>STOP SPAMMING NEED HEALING
>If people spam "Need healing", it's because you aren't doing your job

Daily reminder support players are hypocrites and that Overwatch would be ten times better without the support class.

i really need a gf lads. hearing girl voice on ow makes my heart melt

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I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking, you're the other one

>>168025921
>McCree is at 4/5 health while our Rein is going ham at the enemy
>I NEED A DOCTOR
>I NEED A DOCTOR

Why is it always McCrees? Or Genjis.

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So when will blizzard drop the big reveal that bastion is actually a amazing chef?

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I love Hana.

>>168025921
When a Reaper spams "I need healing" while diving headfirst into enemy territory with a D.va, Soldier and Hanzo hunting him down not only is it extremely pointless and suicidal but he'll be dead by the time I even get there.

If a Genji wants Mercy to heal him he shouldn't spam "Need healing" inside one of Gibraltar's hard to reach buildings. He should be visible or at least close enough for me to reach him.

Then again when I play support it's mostly Lucio so thanks for the compliment I guess.

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How I am supposed to play D.Va now
My bootleg pseudo-Reaper on a mech gameplay doesn't really works anymore.
That damage nerf was uncalled for.

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so whats the deal with this? is this in the ptr or not?

has any news been made about datamining?

why do people say nice-u instead of nice ?

>>168026202
It's in the files along with that new menu music but I don't think anything else has been found

>>168026206
It's how Koreans spell "nice" and for some reason people mimic it ironically or not.

>>168026259
what's the new menu music for?

>>168026206
a gook streamer got popular, and then it became a meme.

People that spam I need healing when they're at near full health can fuck off.

Flankers that demand healing while being balls deep in enemy territory should think about their healers safety first. It'd be suicidal for me to chase you, but you can come to me to get topped up.

If you fags keep spamming I need healing I'm just going to spam come to me for healing.

>>168026184
You select Roadgod instead

>>168026283
No idea. So far menu music has only happened with events and not heroes but we'll just have to wait and see. The busted glass is interesting because we've seen maps changed to correspond with shorts so we could be getting a new one of those in the near future.

How do we solve the Autistic Quickplay Main problem? Seriously I can't play Widow or Genji in QP without some plat shitter chimping out.

>>168026283
https://clyp.it/wkvod4mv
It played in a very first cinematic

>>168026421
can you upload it? it might help give a hint

im assuming that doomfist is coming soon and there'll be some manner of event for it but beyond that i dont know what else there could possibly be

>>168026437
No one will chimp out if you have at least a tank and healer before picking widow

What really triggers people is when everyone else selects what they want to play and it's all offense characters and snipers

>>168026437

release more heroes

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>>168026026
I love her more than you.

>>168026478
sounds very forboding like doomfist

>>168026505
so what, it's fucking Quickplay?

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>You will never rub Hana Song's balls

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Post some cute Fareeha's

>>168026437
They already fixed this.

It's called the server browser.

>>168026698
Then get chimped out on
You're the one that cares, it's just quickplay

Why is this MM so fucking random?

One game I'm steamrolling everything with gengu 40+ elims, another game the enemy predicts my every move, knows where all flankers are, reinhardt shield always in front of me and I get 2 elims the whole game if any

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How pulse ammunition smells like?

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>>168026382
Sadness

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>>168026561
Doubt it.

>>168026698
youre a faggot
people did this shit to me last night
fucking 5 attack characters

and im left to either tank or healer
then they yelled at me that I wasnt healing them enough
people like you are autistic faggots

>spend all night grinding for a bawks
>its shit as usual
How many bawks can you grind a night /owg/?

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>>168026698
>it's fucking quickplay?
Pic related.

>>168026967
My time is more valuable than the 20 bucks I spend per event on boxes.

I got all skins I want and just play for fun now

>>168027108
>not 50
Idiot bitch!!

>>168026967
I got like 10 last night
I'm not going to stop trying because I really want Luna Mei

I only have 1500/3000 coins so my only hope is a lucky pull at this point

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>>168026747

>>168027156
I have both of the Mei skins c:
Well more like :c because I'm fine with Yeti Hunter and I wanted Wukong Winston istead

>had an obvious thrower on my team
>troll name, didn't do shit, afking, defeatist messages in chat
>we get absolutely hammered the entire game
>final deciding round.Throwers still talking defeat
>we win.
>thrower loses his shit in chat

>>168027156
Ten fuck. I cant barely manage a few.

>>168027268
Last night I was matched against 2 trolls who weren't even queuing together. One was suiciding off the ledge and the other took D.Va and flew into our spawn to spam emotes.

Why would anyone do this? To derank?

>>168027268
>bragging about carrying some shitter to a free win
you prevented him from losing SR, now he's going to have to throw even more games at your rank. congratulations.

>solo healing as Sombra
On Dorado defense
>game ends before they can get tithe 2nd checkpoint
>strongest defense I've ever had
Unconventional teams are fun.
Granted they usually works against bads

>>168027371
I hear high rank players say they know derankers straight away.
I wonder if you go to one of the stat sites can you see a deranker from their stats.

>buy voiceline I've been eying for ages
>get it as duplicate in the next box

you gotta be shitting me if they don't manipulate the RNG

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>>168026747

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I want to coerce these two into fucking. The act itself would not turn me on sexually, but the betrayal, hurt and destruction of their existing relationship would. Its even better because Tracer is a dyke, it would be like forcing you to rape your best guy pal

>>168027580
The best things in life come in small packages!

that was it wasn't it

>>168027432
I wasn't bragging you autist.

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>play Rein
>team never pushes with me and instead flanks in 3 different directions
>switch to something else
>OMG PLS PICK REIN

Why are the stupid plebbit fags calling the music doomfist music when its just the generic talon music.

>>168027717
You better not be one of those reins that just sits at the choke with their shield and never advances towards the point in any direction

>>168027615
this is a cute fareeha

>>168027881
They want the next hero to be Doomfist and anything should be associated with him even though in a recent interview blizzard developers have said they haven't even started development on Doomfist yet.

>>168027651
it was yes

>>168027986
Good taste

>>168027971
Which interview? The only one I know where they talk about Doomfist is over a year old.

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Ready to go whole hog!

I was actually just acting like a retard and trying to hook them out of their spawn on hanamura in comp and Ana was making it work

>>168027914
Nope.

Rein is the most frustrating hero to play in solo queue. I don't even know why I pick him when half the time my team doesn't play around me.

>>168028136
Going full retard with hog works
Hog is busted

>>168028198
Try Zarya

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Salut

>Ana, a support, is the best way to counter Pharah
What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>168028359

someone at blizz though it was totally ok to let ana's gun be hitscan when you scope in.

>>168028359
Best way to counter Pharah hands down is WM, obviously they have to be a good shot.

>>168028359
I feel like Widow is better
But Ana is actually useful to the team

>>168028359
>Zenyatta, a support, is the best way to counter 200hp characters

>>168028359
>Zenyatta, a support, is the best way to counter tanks that aren't zarya
What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>168028457
You don't have to be a good shot to snipe pharah
Even I can do it and garbage at widow

>>168028359
Children should obey their parents
Blizzard promotes traditional values

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>>168028325

>>168028537
Well yeah but this is OW where most people cant aim.

>that guy who tells other people to switch all game but never switches himself

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>>168028769
>Junkrat asking someone to counter the enemy Pharah

>>168028769
But Genji is his main anon

>>168028769
>>168028883
>Attack Bastion saying we need a Rein

>>168028593
>promotes traditional values
While at the same time promoting diversity and lgbt?

When can I pick what voice line I hear when I ult? I'm tired of hearing the Chinese line instead of freeze don't move when I play mei

Picked up PS4watch to play with friends. Controller isn't that good but it still does the trick.

Looking at my stats though... are console players this bad at aiming? I have 20% accuracy as Junkrat and I'm in the 80th percentile apparently. I don't know if that says a lot about spamrat players or console players.

Why do people dislike Koth? If I had a choice it'd be all I would play

Reminder that Pharah prefers to be dominant

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>>168028971
They just expose degeneracy of brits, eternal enemies of humanity
Learn to reed between lines

Quick! Post ideas for raid bosses in custom games

eg

1500 health Bastion

>>168028769
>4 man premade asks the 2 solo supports to switch

>>168029139
3000 hp sombra

>>168029197
Fuck premades
They always have garbage picks and expect solo queues to fill or just disregard team conp entirely

>>168029139
From my experience

Sombra with buffed damage,lower cooldowns and around 1000 health

Roadhog with 2x speed, 3000 health and 60 sec cooldown on healing

Reinhardt , maximum health and 2x damage

>>168028769
"We need a healer!" says the useless Hanzo/Widow/Junkrat/Genji

Why would anyone play Junkrat when you can play Pharah?

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>>168028769
>Playing based Lucio in comp
>Team has no tank
>My teammates are S:76, Tracer, McCree, Bastion, Widow
>I say in chat "Somebody please switch to a tank"
>Tracer says "Why don't YOU switch?"
>fuckyou.jpg

>Later, win anyway because Lucio is unbalanced and I'm a gold shitter anyway
>mfw

>>168029502

my favorite is when you pick first dps, then two other people pick dps and one of them tells you specifically to switch, like nigga its first come first serve you should know that

>>168029636
It is just an establishing of alpha position.Whoever twitches first - loses

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WINSTON is such a cute ape.

>>168028769
>someone spends all the hero select time talking in the chat
>they don't have a hero picked yet and the game has already started
>"Hey Tracer can you switch so I can play Tracer"
>the tracer was the second to last person to pick, giving the person around a minute to pick her

>>168029758
you're mom is cute faget

>torb gains 25 health, 25 armor
>shoots slightly faster with primary fire
>turret turns slightly faster

>turret can only turn in a 270 degree radius

y/n

>>168029502
Blizzard should make a tank based on Senator Armstrong.

STANDING HERE

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There are teams where no matter what hero you play or how good you are, you're still going to lose. This feeling is the worst.

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OH OH OH

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>>168029975
Is this some new jap meme?

>>168030040
Yes, fresh OC from 9gag

How do I wall ride like a pro? This shot feels so clunky

Post interactions you want to exist
Sombra: Mako, you must know Jamison's parents
Roadhog: Knew.

Winston: I don't recall inviting you to Overwatch.
Roadhog: Heard there was peanut butter.

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>>168026747
>tfw no qt Arab gf

>consistently get mvp and pretty much do the best on the team
>consistently lose anyway

AAAAAA

>>168030234
Widow being skeptical about Mercy's pure unflawed holy-ness.

>>168030234
I'd like Sombra to ask Mercy about what happened to Reaper

>>168030426
maybe it's you

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Lucio is cute!

>>168030503
but didn't Chu confirm that it wasn't Mercy who revived him?

So now that hog is officially trash, for what hero should I spam NERF threads on reddit and on Blizz forums?

>>168030606
>tfw lucio will never be your friend

i just want a good friend, is that too much to ask?

>>168030620
Ana

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>>168030620
Get cucked Road main.

The hook nerf is justified. He's still not trash.

>>168030698
been doing that for months now but she seems to be immune so far, unlike all the others

Mercy debuff cleanse ability when? Ana needs a counter

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>>168030609
He said that line everyone kept citing never existed and has been pretty adamant that Mercy is perfect and would never do anything bad.

>>168030620
Zarya.

>>168030784
>this hero has an extremely good kit that allows her to deal with almost any hero while shitting out 6 gorillion healing every second
>nerfs? what's that? let's just buff everyone else

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Darkest Overwatch when?

>>168030774
>Can't consistently 1-shot anyone except McCree right now on ptr
>not trash

Sure bud. The junker bros are gonna have the same 1% pick rate from now on.
I'm glad

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>>168030667
>tfw lucio will never be your boyfriend

>>168030928
now i really want this game to exist

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>play healer
>deal with attack hero by yourself for 20 seconds
>"heal would be nice"

>>168030893
>let's just buff everyone else
well, yeah, that's kind of how balance works you fucking baby

>>168030961

A tank shouldn't be able to one shot anyone at all.
Get fucked.

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this man has saved your life more times than you realize

>Decide to troll match with attack torb
>we win

>Next day decide to tryhard with Rein, Soldier and Ana
>uninterrupted losing streak

at this point I might as well toss a coin whether I win or not

>>168031146
Reinhardt

>>168031107
No, I want to see Ana get gutted so hard that picking her is considered trolling.
Fuck that hag and fuck anyone who plays her.

>>168027108
Good goy

>>168030620
>>168030961
Why McCree? Because he doesn't have a mistake?

Roadhog nerfs were more than needed.

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Now that the New Year event is coming to an end, what's the next step for Overwatch?
New Character?
New Map?
Updates that will make people complain about certain characters becoming OP?
ANOTHER EVENT?

Personally, I'd love to see more non-event emotes and skins

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Hana pleases old men for buffs.

>>168031242
If you can't avoid the most telegraphed ability in the whole game I don't know what to tell you

>>168031229
He's also gotten me killed by slightly turning his shield more often than he knows

We're even

>>168031303
>mistake
wow
I mean escape

I was thinking Roadhog should only be able to one hit chars if their escape skills are on cooldown

>>168031082
>>deal with attack hero by yourself for 20 seconds

Okay...but why? You should be healing. If you're off somewhere killing people instead of healing then your team has every right to complain about not being healed.

>>168031314
doomfist

canon Gency romance subplot

Reaper redemption arc

buffing Sombra until she's Ana-tier

making Roadhog irrelevant

giving Mercy an E

>>168031303
No McCree gets oneshotted every timeeven after the hookrange nerfs because of his model's shape.
Zennyata too.
For every other hero it depends on the rng of the spread.

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>>168031347
I wanna please her.

>>168031348

the only thing that bothers me about rein's charge is how erratic the strike zone is on it.

>>168029834
>reduce Torb's turret damage to what it currently is on console
>allow him to build a second turret

>>168031407
I was flanked, how do I heal when I'm dead?

>>168031314
I'm guessing new animation with a new map or a character to tie in. Probably one last seasonal event between March and May to round out the year as well.

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>>168031430
I want to give Mercy a D

>>168031550
Shouldn't really be an issue if you're grouped with the rest of your team.

>>168031407

>Get jumped by Genji
>Dipshit team is paying no attention to him
>Have to whip out the pistol and take him myself
>Can't heal anyone while dealing with him
>This is somehow my fault

>>168031625
>Get jumped by Genji
>smash shift and fly away to a distant ally

its that simple

>>168031623
nice muh disagree with anon meme

>>168031430
>making Roadhog irrelevant

GOOD
O
O
D

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>People whine about the Hog
>Roadhog gets balanced
>Only Ana/Mei/Genji can now safely escape

Really makes those neurons fire

>>168031694
>fly towards
>still getting shurikens lodged up my Swiss asshole
>teammates continue to ignore genji
>die near team members

>>168031251
people like you are the reason why so many games have shit balance.

>>168031251
why are you so buttblasted?

Ana is by far the most fun and versatile support hero in the game. nerfing her into being useless would just mean more boring mercy gameplay.

>>168025921
>>If people spam "Need healing", it's because you aren't doing your job

More often than not, the ones asking for healing are doing so when I'm dead, are under no threat while our tank is being focused and I'm the solo healer, they are 50km and two skyscrapers away from me. The actual times the use is legit isn't that high, and even then, it gets annoying when that person is constantly spamming they need heals when they have 70%+ of their health and are safe.

>>168031845
>>168031951
t. Ana mains

Ana is the second most cancerous hero in the game

>>168031845
She's the biggest reason for the shit balance that plagues this game for at least 4 months.
Remove her from the game there is no way this cancerous kit will be balanced.

>>168031251
Ana should be the best support based on the fact she's the only one that takes any skill
However, she shouldn't be incredibly overpowered

She should be like Zarya, compulsory pick at top ranks, but at lower ranks she's shit because people can't use her well enough to make her worth while

Ana should never, ever, be a worse pick than Mercy. But at the same time she shouldn't be too good that picking Mercy is a troll pick.

>>168031845
>>168031951

No

Fuck you and your shitty tank meta

>>168031946
post the lewdest Sombra/D.Va you can while keeping things blue

>>168032065
Exactly as she is now then.

We know Gency's getting a couple of lines on Valentine's Day, but what else do you guys expect to see?
>Tracer mentioning Emily/exchanging friendship valentines with Winston
>Widowmaker thinking about Gerard
>Pharah and Ana planning to visit Pharah's father
Anything else that might work?

look at all the long time established sports. most of their rules are a result of "buffs" not nerfing

So is the roadhog nerf gonna kill him?

>>168031951
Versatility should only matter when you have to pick between doing other things, not when you can do multiple things at once.

This isn't a MOBA or an MMO where you have to choose between items or specialisations. You have one kit.

>>168031946
I want to _____ Sombra

>>168032150
Nerf the nade
They changed the 100% healing to 50%, they should do the same for anti-healing, reduce the effect from 100% no heals to just 50% healing block

>>168032163
Torb mentioning his wife

Reinhardt x Bridgette

Reaper and Jack being assblasted

>>168032264
deport

"ROADHOG IS CANCER" screams the Ana main as she puts the Nano-boosted Reinhardt to sleep, cancels out Zenyatta's ult with her 1st ability, then nanoboosts her Zarya

>>168031951
I rather prefer to see more support variety over the same ana + lucio comp

>Hog nerfed to oblivion
>the already strong Genji/tracer just lost another soft counter

Are you ready for 4dps-1-1 comps to absolutely shit on everything else?
Defenses will hold for 1 min max in the pro scene.

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>>168032130
THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR

>>168032009
>>168032101
I'm not saying I like the meta, imbeciles. all I say is that healing by shooting your allies is more fun than holding down m1 or running in circles while your aura is activated. if they need to nerf healing or tanks in general I'm fine with that as long as there's an option to play support that isn't boring as fuck.

>/vg/ crying over no skill pig getting gutted
Of course

>>168032413
how zenn"I can do more dps than the dps"yata boring?

>>168032163
Pharah receiving chocolates from her boyfriend because Chu is mad that his waifu keeps getting shipped with her.

>>168032395
Satya is not for yuri sexual harassment

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lucio nerfs when?

What's the point of the time spent in spawn for KOTH maps

>>168032163
Ganymede and another bird courting

>>168032662
ana nerfs first

>>168032583
There's also a non-Valentines interaction between Genji and Hanzo getting added. I wonder if we'll get any more like that?

>>168032662
After they nerf Ana and buff D.va back to being ok. So never.

>>168032662
What is there left to nerf
He barely even heals anymore
His speeds already been hit before

>>168032729
that would be cute

>>168032662
Lucio has already been nerfed to hell and back

>>168032708
The same reason that time selecting characters in Mystery Heroes exists.

>>168032361
Kek, do you even play Ana? Every other hero wishes they could fuck Roadhog like you do. Hitting his enormous ass with a dart is really easy even at distance, specially so if he has hooked one of your teammates. Nade also fucks him over as he can't self-heal, one of the reasons he's so durable. Basically, you can use your two abilities to completely nullify a Roadhog and hell, if he doesn't have hook, you can do some serious damage even by hipfiring and not being the best shot around at mid distance.

Who here /wokeupatanormaltime/
feelsgoodman

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Tony Blair Hero when?

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This is objectively true.

>>168032585
you mean Katya (volskaya)

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>>168033003
not before dubya and barney

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I which way Talon will hilariously fail in next cinematic?

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>>168033003
I thought that /pol/ hated neocon globalists

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>>168033165
never

>>168033281
dont recall saying i was from pol, eh reddit

>>168033212
Mondatta was a success, Katya benefits Sombra at least, and the smashed Doomfist capsule suggests they might have more luck the second time round.

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>>168033304
Are you trying to pick fight with England, kid?

You get 1 (read: ONE) warning!

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>>168033439
Blair is England taig scum

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I want to embarass her in front of her fans.

>>168030620
Lucio if you want to make the game better.
S76 if you want to meme and impersonate a shitter.

Roadhog goes from the stupidly strongest character in the game to the laughably weakest

Can Blizzard ever balance properly? It always seems like it's always on the different ends of the spectrum

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How is this difference in ranking fair? Yes we got stomped

>>168032927
Yeah, it's so awesome that Ana can be and do everything except Tank while the other 22 characters have single specific roles, including the character that came out after she did. Who cares how that severely fucks over the balance, forces the multi-tank meta, and renders all other healers and all but one DPS completely useless, it's that very overpoweredness that makes her the most awesome character with such an amazing "skill" ceiling, only the mega-pros could possibly use her bottle-throwing, sleep-darting, and switching between projectile and hitscan to its absolute maximum potential.

In fact, Blizzard should do that with every new character. Let Doomfist have Reinhardt's tanking, Lucio's speed boost, and Reaper's raw DPS. Soundquake needs Pharah's range with Genji's projectile speed and Winston's barrier projector with more health and shorter cooldown plus Lucio's AoE sound healing cranked up to 11. A new Omnic character with D. Va's old armor-health ratio, Zarya's bubbles, Widowmaker's sniping, and Solder's self-heal would be amazing.

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>>168033504
You chose this. Prepare yourself.

>>168033764
enjoy being murdered by a jealous otaku

>>168033797
Sombra

>>168033797
roadhog is a hero who is broken at his core

his hook+1shot combo is the most retarded ability in the game yet he is completely useless without it, there's no way to fix it without completely reworking his kit

>>168033797
Aren't they also tightening up his spread? Or is that not really an even trade-off?

>>168033805
forced 50%

>>168033925
delete this, Sombra is pure

>playing on a 5 man pre-made
>extra guy on our team spends the whole match shit talking our team, telling us we suck and can't even form a good premade
>he goes bastion on attack at eichenwalde
>picks hanzo on defense
>we end up drawing the match
>he claims he carried the team

Why? For what fucking purpose would someone waste their time doing shit like this?

>>168025921
>If people spam "Need healing", it's because you aren't doing your job

I was with you until this part. This is wrong.

>>168033979
>literal gang whore
>pure
ahahahahahaha
She's taken more dick than all of the rest of overwatch cast combined

>>168033967
It makes him slightly more viable in between hooks, but he gets melted pretty quick
His hook got a longer cooldown (Which was needed)
But now it only pulls them half as close as it did before and a 20% tighter spread won't make him viable.

>>168033991

You can start off Eichenwalde as an attack bast and do legitimatley alright, hitting any tanks trying to block under the bridge while staying out of sight from where attack classes can see from the other side.

>>168033913
I wonder what excuse shitters like you will find to "explain" that Zarya doesn't counter PavementPig with 8 sec cooldown.

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>I need healing!

>>168034196
Except he didn't do shit, the game ended 0-0

He spent the entire match insulting his team, I'm glad he's down in hell with me. Fuck assholes like that.

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>>168034116
>thinking that's possible when mercy exists

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Roadhog rework when?

2.0 was too powerful and the PTR Hog is just sad

How would you fix Hog

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>playing comp in bronze/silver trenches
>enemy team has a diamond player
>u wot m8
>check his profile
>season high 3200
>currently 1100
And I thought my SR was in a free fall.

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>>168033860
cmah

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>be lucio
>accidently say "need healing" instead of voice line
>save it by saying "understood"

Whats the most autistic thing youve done in over watch?

>>168034672
he dropped on purpose to shit on bad players.

>>168032443
I always knew she is a pedophile.

>>168034690
>Be me
>Play Symmetra

>>168033925
Did she just hacked my dick so that I cannot get hard?

>>168034690
>Be me
>Play Symmetra

>>168033805
And if you lose say goodbye to 100pts.

>>168034690
>Be me
>Play Symmetra

>>168034783
What drives someone to do that? Like wow, congratulations, you can style all over people who are at a much lower level of play than you. It's like claiming you're in kindergarten so you can be proud of beating up five-year-olds.

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"I want to hug Amélie" guy here. I was wrong all the time. Fareeha is the real god tier waifu.

>>168034116
no, Los Muertos treated her respectfully and professionally

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>>168034952
>>168035003
nani

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>i play to win
>keeps losing
What did she mean by this?

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Shall we post average stats of our mains through Modchat?

> still can't get out of the hell known as Gold rank
> always play as Zen with Mercy or bad Lucio as second healer

>play Mystery Heroes
>McCree, Hanzo, Hanzo, someone good like Zarya and then McCree again

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Why does blizzard allow the vocal minority to infulence them?

>can't say gg ez
>not allowed to see your SR falling like you can see it rising, because it "feels bad"
>not allowed to see your teammates performance because telling shitters they are objectively shitters and need to switch would hurt their feelings

>>168034478
Mercy is exclusively for Genji

>>168033925
>Are you

>>168035009
there are plenty of people out there who love doing stuff like this. makes them feel good about themselfs.

how can I get better at hitting Symmetra turrets as Reinhardt? I seem to be shit at swinging the hammer at them.

>>168035091
>mexican rapist gang

>respectfully and professionally

>>168035278
After everyone already had their turn, yeah.

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>>168033805


holy shit, I thought my team got unfair matchups...

who are all these people though, the diamond level 500+ that gets to stomp golds and plats in competitive?!

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How will it end between them?

Will they reconcile

Or will they die hating each other

>>168035387
>rapists
doubt

>>168035631
Reaper will die after helping OW defeat Talon like Darth Vader. All of the Gen2 OW members can't understand why Jack, Rein, Torb, Ana and Mercy insist on a quiet, respectful funeral.

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>>168035631
What do you think Reaper's face looks like that even battle-hardened Ana had a horrified reaction

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>>168035172
Okay

>>168035631
There will probably some shit where they're forced to work together for a brief time and that's as close to a reconcile as there will be.

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>>168035846

>team member drops during comp
>your team loses and even you were down a men you still drop in the rankings

Why

I thought Pharah reminded me of another character and I realized she looks like a crossover between Samus and Falco.

>>168035846
we'd have to pull off that mask to find out

>>168034690
>Be me
>Play Symmetra

>>168035719
>mexicans


prolly are

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>>168025921
>If people spam "Need healing", it's because you aren't doing your job
And I literally don't give a single fuck. Why would I spend my time babysitting your dumb ass when you're a whiny 13 year old gengu main who comes on to /owg/ and makes posts like this because you're a pro player stuck in plat because your supports arent as good as you?

Fuck that, I'm going to run around chasing kills because I can probably get more than you anyway and then drink your delicious tears when you ping "i need healing!!!" 85 times and whine about "our le ana is le dps le ana!!" in match chat

I always wondered, is Pharah even a real word or do it mean anything? Or is it just Pharaoh without an O.

>>168036592
Its a combination of Farrah and pharaoh

>>168036521
>le drinking tears meme
>calls other people 13

why do most streamers or pros play at 75% render scale?

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>>168025921
Can confirm as a person who doesn't play support as I enjoy tanks and dps (I still love playing zenyatta) I love spamming I need healing when I have a tunnel vision healer just so I can make their life a little worse

>>168036761
frame rate affects input lag

>>168036761
They do? wew
Maybe because they cant reach the framerate they prefer at 100%, for inputlag

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>need to defend the objective
>end up being the only player defending

> need to take the objective
> all the players in the opposing team are in the objective

Why

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>I'm the quick...
What did McCree mean by this?

>>168036513
Trump pls

>>168036881
so if you get 300 at 100% there is no need to lower it?

>>168036739
> Farrah

But her name is Fareeha

>>168037061
Reminder that Trump plays Overwatch and mains Hanzo.

>>168036249
My worst drops have come from that. I lost 94 SR from a single game when that happened.

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>>168035048
Why not worship both?

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>>168036743
>le le meme

>>168034528
8 sec hook is fine, the stupid range nerf isn't
Spread "buff" is silly and unneeded

>>168037102
Control-Shift-N
check your SIM number
try and get your middle number below 5.0

>win in 3v3
>lose in QP

I konw I am the only constant, but how do you explain that?

>>168037027
I'm your huckleberry.

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>>168037161
This

>>168037027
No staying power.

>Mercy's shift can be used without a target
>The longer held down the further she goes
>Distance capped at the same with as being used on a team mate
>Can be used vertically

There, Mercy is fixed. Hire me Blizz

>>168035846
There is nothing behind the mask. Reyes became the shape shifting smoke that we see in the trailers. He just dons the shape of Reaper.

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>>168035846

lol as if Roadhog wasn't countered enough as it was

assblasted Genji mains removed the free 900 ult charge from every teamfight. Ah well, hopefully this means I will get less Roadhogs on my team

>>168037775
There has to be something or else Ana couldn't have identified him as Gabriel

>>168037153
>94 sr

Fucking how

That sucks

>>168037161
Because have more than one waifu will destroy your laifu.

>>168028325
what is wrong with her chin?
is she a victim of domestic abuse?

would not bang

>>168036923
>all the players in the opposing team are in the objective
>Why

because you didn't kill them all. git gud.

>>168035846
Just notice Reaper's arms. They're white af. So probably his face is also white af

>Play comp
>Ilios
>Lose the first 2 rounds
>Press tab
>Gold objective time with 13 seconds

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How bad is mid plat placements(2760 I think). Haven't played since s1 won 7/10.

>>168038036
streaks.

>>168037629
well, did they try it?

>>168038036
I have no idea.
I had lost two games previously, 25 lost from the first and 22 lost from the second, and then our Rein left 2 minutes in. Nobody would switch to Rein, so I switched and then nobody switched to a healer to pick up the slack so all we had was a Lucio and they bowled over us like we weren't even there. I switched back to Ana and the rest of the team accused me of throwing. We didn't even make it to the first checkpoint on our attack round, and then the game ended and bam, 94 rating down the toilet.

>>168038139
You can take solice in the fact that she probably wouldnt bang you either

>>168038215
>Reaper's arms

Where?? In the Anon's pic related? That's not his arms, that's Ana's feet.

>>168038216
I hate this shit.
I don't care who you are just hop on the fucking objective.

It's better to die contesting than live at a choke point forever.

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>>168038614

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>>168038215
they turned him into Michael Jackson and now he can't stop craving little boys.
the first overwatch cinematic is just a fantasy by the little boy who got molested by him. even got his arm broken in the process.

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>>168038558
They mean Reaper's arms in-game and in the cinematics. They're always this white-ish color.

>>168038269
Its pretty much the best you can hope to do out of placements unless you're rocking like 50-60 or more elims every game then you'll get put up in diamond. Getting placed plat isnt the biggest deal, if you're good enough to climb out you'll climb out.

Why do all members of a team get punished if a team member rage quits?

>>168038535
I was kidding man, her eyes are so beautiful, I'd probably cum just from kissing her on the cheek, what a woman.

Fucking redheads are perfection, redhead heroine when.

>>168038614
Flying past chokepoints, get on the point and stall to break the enemy frontlines and hope my team does the rest. They nerve do.

>>168031036
>>168031036
well the game does exist, you just need to find someone who wants and knows how to make mods for the game

>>168037775
>Reyes
>shape shifting smoke
>dons the shape of

wrong board

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>>168038727
There's also a couple where it seems like you could almost make out his eyes and mouth.

>>168038946
Oh shit that's spooky.

>>168038772
because if they wouldn't be, someone could bite the bullet and save the sr of the rest of the team every time things are going badly.
before you say it, no, you can't just punish this one player that much harder because he might have a legit disconnect.

>>168038558
do you play overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pcTS72WDQ

>>168039005
Is there no way for the game to tell the difference between an intentional "I clicked leave game" disconnect and a dropped internet connection or other problem? I know jack all about game design

>>168039159
If there was I can just disconnect my router
It now looks like I'm having connection issues even though I did it on purpose because I was having a shitty game

>>168031430
Dont forget mccree rework

>>168039272
McCree is fine as he is

why does it take 12 000 hours to find a """"""quick""""" play game?

>>168039242
Lol I hate people so much

>>168033805
>get placed against a team of diamonds and a platinum
>my team consists of gold and platinum
>somehow shit-stomp them so bad everyone but Lucio left

The only skilled person on that team was Lucio. Wanted to chill with him on the payload but my team was thirsty for medals.

>>168039493
because blizz' ego and they never expected the game to become unpopular

>>168039367
he has an ult that the vast majority of the time using it is a fucking death sentence and its literally more beneficial to actually not fucking use it at all, truly just a horribly designed trainwreck of an ult

and his pocketsand is really kind of complete trash

>>168039367
high noon needs to be buffed in some way it's so underpowered ult these days

>>168025921
Biggest whiners are typically Mercy
>You guys are so bad, wasting my heals!
Toxics are Widows, Hanzos, Bastions, and sometimes Tracers who are last pick when a tank or healer is needed, and easily the most useless when the match starts

>>168026184
You suck, that's why

>>168038727
>>168039015
No, I always noticed that ingame. I was just wondering if you guys saw it in-comic.

>>168038946
Are his eyes... Closed???