/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>167972841

>>167973184
Right, made it a little too late again. Sorry about that.

>>167973252
Your thread was actually posted eight seconds earlier, but the link in the old thread to your new thread was posted after the other one was. Not like anybody's counting.
Also, yours didn't update the information in the OP. That'll make people pick one thread over another.
This shit shouldn't matter, but I've made enough OPs that I know that it does in its own weird way. It happens.
Don't worry about it, don't say sorry, it's fine. Your efforts are appreciated.

WHO /tonsofskinsbutnottheoneIwanted/ HERE???

>>167977315
Over level 300 and still don't have a legendary for every hero...

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Help me out here /vg/
Whats the fastest way to get lootboxes?

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>tfw got bullied even though did 17k heals
Well okay then

IMPORTANT

What the fuck is wrong with the PTR's aim settings? Using the same values on live and the PTR and they are totally different, PTR is way slower, is something I'm not understanding?

>>167993250
nvm my fault. Shit I'm such a retard, I even reported it as a bug

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>>167972836
Guys, I figured out how to solve the Tank problem!

Just cut their health gain rate from Support characters and 76 by half. That way, Healers will have to heal them twice as hard and they'll be encouraged to be less gung-ho.

>>167983770
Money>>>>Arcade>farming wins with friends

>>167995054
What's the best arcade mode to farm shit?

>>167995297
3v3.

For the three weekly Arcade loot boxes anyway.

Now that I blew all my Overbux will there be a Valentine's event?

>>167994992

This isn't WoW, Tank's aren't the same idea.

>>167996407
They said there wouldn't be an event.

That is, an event. They might still hand out a few new Skins, but probably nothing too pricy.

Why doesn't overtime have a cooldown on how high it can reset to?

It's the same amount of EXP per level but it feels like it's taking more matches to gain a level lately.

> about to win game with friend 3-0 on oasis
> I disconnect with us at 75%
> reboot
> 99% overtime on oasis, same round
> can't rejoin
> have to wait 10 minutes with friend and both of us take a loss

Bravo blizzard

>>167983770
I miss these types of game ads.

Man i had a group against some really really awful players and I almost felt bad how much we were steamrolling them.

>>167994992
It already feels harder to heal tanks they have huge health pools.

you guys are cunts

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Ana76, love or lust?

>Roadhog nerfed
>Zarya still an unbalanced pile of poorly designed trash that can literally turn the tides of games single-handedly

Boy, what a balanced character.

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>>167983770
Uh, you might want to consider purchasing lootboxes, anon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5t8ypv/dva_the_tale_of_the_girl_who_lost_her_purpose/
How can dva mains be this delusional? The issue with dva was that a complete retard could dive into 6 people and kill the healers and get out. She didnt even need the ana heals to be able to do that.

I have never seen a game with such a condensed amount of completely dogshit maps.

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FUCK

THIS

GAME

>>168001625
Nothing he said was wrong. Blizzard is shit at balancing and overdid it with her, both in making her unstoppable and now a useless piece of shit.

Dva is an off-tank, she has boosters for a reason.

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Lips

>>167999597
Unless you're an Ana

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>CTF Torbjorn
>Genji, Dva, and Winston unload their ults on me and my turret then run off with the flag
>torbjorn wtf

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>>168001705
>have every single event legendary except the only one I wanted

>>168001885
Are for dick sucking

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>>168001885
perfect for kissing

Can I get a fucking game with out the fucking cancer hog my god its not even fun anymore. Hes not even fun for anyone other then the cancer player hes not fun to play vs or with.

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>>168001154
Lust after Sym's spicy thighs

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>>168001775
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Slade-12718/season/3
Thats the dude who originally wrote that. Nigga has less than 50% winrate on everyone else but dva. Doesnt even play comp anymore other than to prevent decay since he cant just go full mongo and win anymore.

>>168001154
>Voice actor of a Lawful Neutral character idenfitfies itself as Chaotic Good
LITERALLY A FRAUD

Official list of breedable waifus
>Mei
>Mercy
>Widowmaker
>Dva
>Symmetra
>Tracer
>Sombra
>Pharah

Offical list of breeders
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>Zarya (cumfilled shimada dragon dildos)
>Widowmaker and Sombra (see Zarya above)

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>>168002143

STOP FUCKING PLAYING TDM AND GET ON THE FUCKING POINT

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

>>168002249
Can't stop Won't stop

>>168002189
>ad hominem argument
*tips fedora*

>>168002249
bro it's just quickplay relax

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It should be a rule that you get at least one skin with every box. I'm tired of these shitty emblems.

>>168002249
It's just comp, get a life. :)

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>>168002239
Junkrat x Symmetra can't be beat.
They're going to have such an ugly baby.

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>>168001885
>>168002080
sucking is good too

>>168002249
Its just gold lol relax

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Amélie
>tfw no skin fior this blue qt yet

>>168002249
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

>>168002239
Junkrat x D.Va

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>>168002483
But the sex is explosive

ever been so in love with your waifu youd be willing to learn french

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>>168002523
Can we make it four events in a row?

>>168002653
Symmetra's OCD gets triggered so hard with how asymmetrically and disorderly Junkrat does it though.

>>168002239
>Junkrat
>breeder
O-oh my

>>168002483
That's mean, anon. Their kids would have killer jawlines and you know it.

>>168002523
Im worried they will drop it after the event and i wont have any gold to get it.

>>168002176
what is she doing, anon?

>>168002685
What's the next event even gonna be? Easter? Widow in a bunny costume?

>>168002970
Confirmed no easter but I guess they could do a generic spring event. Maybe something for the game's one year anniversary

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>waifu fags start posting
>thread goes to shit

Really makes one begin having a thought

how's everyone doing on their event lootboxes? You get everything you wanted?
I lucked out and only had to spend points on one skin that I wanted

It would be neat if we could modify the models in game for just aesthetic reasons. I'd increase the cup size of most of the cast.

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>>167972836

Who is better for defense? Ana or Lucio?

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>>168002970
Anon, why would you expect an American company to celebrate easter?

>>168002176
Wow.. those cherry blossoms are really pretty.

>>168003193
Think of all the capitalist revenue they could make off licensed Overwatch chocolate eggs

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How the hell do people actually play ranked mode?
I've been playing all day and the best game I had was a draw. I went from freshly unranked to 2.5k, and I'm at 1.9k now because of the absolute retards I've had to play with. I feel like I would at least win one of those matches if this shit game let a person carry. How does anybody deal with these fucking mongoloids?

>>168002970
It's confirmed no easter but REEEEE STOP WITH MEME EVENTS. From time to time I'd like something more serious like Rein's Balderich

>>168003378
Just play Brawls, that's the only fun anybody has in this game anymore.

>>168003378
Its really just luck who you get.

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Uh oh. Widowmaker is depressed that she hasn't gotten a new skin and that Gerard isn't around to fuck her and has begun smoking!

It's on you to get her to quit, anon!

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>>168002239
>Aussie breeders

>>168003401
I think blizz is just padding out the year with calender events to get started. We have probably seen all these the calender events they are going to do.

>>168003401
They made the mistake of releasing Halloween and Christmas and New Years events too close together. Now they're expected to pump out a new event every few months. TF2 got by only with Halloween and Christmas for the entire year.

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>>168002789
You remember that I've episode of Futurama where Fry's new boss was turn on by him being a disgusting slob? Yea, its like that

>>168003146
Ana, Lucio speed boost is not that useful, since you will most likely be in position when the enemy comes, but Lucio is far from useless.

>get the same dogshit 3 stack that just pick what the fuck they want 3 games
>lose them all

Man the matchmaking is just luck in plat

>>168003378
Stop blaming your teammates and start realizing YOU are a shitter. There are countless master players climbing from bronze back to master, so many smurfs and deranking became a problem.

>>168003507
Bullshit, all French people smoke.
It's not like her lungs work anymore anyway.

>>168003507
Snipers smoke all the time though, calms their hand

>>168003586
Not him but its definately the team being shit usually.

>>168003548
>>168003554
While its true that they will most likely just repeat the events, the last few quarters have been some of the highest in the record of Blizzard's complete lifetime. The Events are working, we might see the events get even more stuff before we get new content.

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>4 matches in a row where people fucking throw matches on purpose
>blizzard never ever fucking bans these people
just a little mad

How do I play Tracer with a team that doesn't push or otherwise doesn't attack the enemy team enough for them to be distracted?

Alternatively, who's a hero I can play that has a noticeable impact on the game? I've been playing Rein, but I have an issue with people not using my shield. He's really fun when I have people behind me, though.

>>168003507
She can smoke my meat missile.

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I love Hana.

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When are we getting an animated short starting Team Best Friends

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>>168003581
It's been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1r-clt4b4Q

>>168003646
That wouldn't be necessary for her, they've already reduced her heart rate.

>>168003714
>3 loses in a row
>1 was a Bastion that couldn't leave spawn without being killed
>Other was so bad that someone on the other team complimented me for carrying them to 2 rounds
fucking hell

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>>168003645
>>168003646
Well. At least her suffering will end earlier this way.

>>168003814
Well regardless of that she's still French. She was probably smoking a cigarette coming out of the womb.

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>>168003793
I like it

>>168003793
>"Z' that"
Seriously

>>168003916
I doubt their culture will retain that aspect for the next sixty years. Who knows? I think that image's foremost flaw is the awful face.

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Reminder

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>other people are bad
>I lose SR

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>>168003791
Hopefully never.

So they can get a full series instead

>>168003714
>4 matches in a row where people fucking throw matches on purpose
Question- Did they actually throw? Or are you claiming that them not doing their job well enough is throwing?
I only ask because "throwing" is the new "Toxic" from what I've seen.

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>>168003507
>no blue qt to give chocolates to on valentine's day

https://clyp.it/hl1pme5w
https://clyp.it/c5ikgecg
https://clyp.it/f4vpsgim

what percentage of this general is actually good at the game

isn't this plat/diamond general

>>168004076
But im assured you simply flashbang 360 noscope her to win.

>>168004070
Anon it's retained that aspect for like 150 years already, whats another 60.

>>168004150
A lot of people are silver when they post their ranks

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>>168004091
Post more best friends!

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>I'm bad
>I don't lose SR

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>finally watch server browser update video
>kaplan explains what a server browser is
how the fuck did this moron become a developer?

>>168004150
Didn't they say most of the playerbase was Silver/Gold?

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>>168004150
Some guy here was ranked number 1 in the world

I ate some spicy fucking indian curry earlier. I can still feel it burning in my gut after about 5 hours. What do?

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>>168004076
Cry some more

>>168004267
You mean how did this company make an FPS. You realize 60% of the playerbase has never played an FPS before, right?

>tfw we dominate hollywood attack right out of the gates and secure objective 1 within first min.
>tfw Tracer desides that the rest of the team can carry and sits in spawn room shooting at a coat rack.
>tfw we lose the match bc it became 5v6
> :')

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>>168004110
What the fuck do you think? I've had two matches where someone instalocked bastion and not let go. People who don't even think about switching heroes and then blame me (the only person who ever fucking plays rein) for 'wasting ults' when I smack 5 people down and then everyone chases the fucking lucio

>>168004267
most 12 year old console kiddies don't know what a server browser and have never seen one, and since that's who this game is made for, he obviously has to explain

>>168004190
Have you seen Tracer's teeth? The times have changed.

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>team tries to give me shit for typing "cart" and not "payload"

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>>168004257
>awful junkrat faggot I shitstomped as soldier the whole game gets a free win because he got a good 5 stack of organised players who carried him and I got a crappy 5 stack of "it's just a game we play for fun :D" casual retards

Most painful -25 SR in a while

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>Is playing bad on an offense hero
>Refuses to suck up his pitiful pride and switch to someone who's useful just by existing

I hate you kikes, newsflash: You're not a fucking pro and you can't aim for shit.

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>silver
m8 how
my last experience with this general was some catfish pretending to be a girl and they're diamond

>>168004290
that must be a symm turret

>>168004301
How funny would it be if they changed it so you had to track with Sym. I'd love to see how many of you retards would stick to the character.

I don't personally have any issue hitting her, but the change is really stupid for lower MMR with poor tracking.

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>>168004301
>Salty Hanzo main asking why my parents divorced as I microwave him over and over, shielding his shitty arrows as he struggles to escape
Best girl.

4 hours of arcade
2 wins

I make more progress in competitive, fuck

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>get backfilled into a losing game
>kill three people
>already have gold in eliminations
Sometimes you have to wonder just how fucking bad it's possible for a team to collectively be. I can't even start to imagine what they were even doing before I joined.

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>>168004196

>>168004449

Because not everyone places at 3900.

>>168004547
>Defense hero brawl
>You're on attack

just waste my 10 minutes senpai

>>168004481
She would just become a better Zarya. I actually think removing her autolock would mak her stupidly op.

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>>168004481
Of course, then she'd be a better Zarya.

>>168004424
Yeah but that's only after Mercy got a hold of her.

Also yes Mercy is also a fully licensed Dentist thank you for asking.

>>168004449
>some catfish pretending to be a girl and they're diamond
who?

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>>168004571

>Join doomed game
>Gold Objective time with 5 seconds

I asked the other team to laugh at my team with me on chat and they did

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>>168004589

>>168004661
>>168004662
Actually it would seriously be better if she didn't lock on to one enemy. It makes it harder to wipe bunched up teams since the beam loves to lock onto the Reinhardt instead of the low-health Lucio. If it shot wherever you actually pointed it would be an improvement.

>>168004481
>Zarya without charge mechanic
Are you fucking stupid?

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>>168004481
>had to track with sym
Thats just Zarya retard. The original """short range""" beam user. And shes fucking fantastic as well

>>168004271
this deserves a song.
a song about something beign taught.
a song about villany.

a song to teach us how to be the best one.

because we're that. we're the "numero uno"

>>168004371
>>168004396
it still shouldnt have to be explained. if you cant figure out what an x browser is just from the name, you're fucking retarded

>>168004571
tilt is a strong fucking thing

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>>168004792

>>168004571
>>168004750
>Join game with 30sec left
>Fuck it, gonna go winston and just have fun
>Take out healers
>Throw out bubble
>Duck and dive the sombra and soldier
>Take the point and go on for the win
At one point someone swapped to Winston and I still rocked their shit

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>Symmetra gets buffed to the point of hilarity
>suddenly there's a large amount of waifuposting for her
>even though for months everyone forgot she actually existed

Really gets the noggin' joggin'

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>Guy called ShadowChaos on my team
>Playing Widow
>Kills 1 person all game

>>168004804
He is he thinks golds have bad tracking aim. There are some scary trackers in low mmr.
If Symm was like Zarya she'd have a charging beam that didn't have the drawback of Zaryas mechanic.
The op is just insane thinking about it. They mas aswell rename her Reapera

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>>168002584
Are they ever gonna interact?

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>>168004947
It's pretty shit eh, she's always been my favorite.

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>>168004926

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Do you bully people in your games, anon?

People always tell me "Calling them shit won't make them play better" as if that's why I'm doing it.

These people are literally never going to play good, might as well make them feel like shit for ruining my game. Makes me feel better.

>tanking in a game rein/road
>have a Pharah and McCree on our team
>enemy team as Pharah and Widow
>out McCree can't aim for shit and never once kills either one of them
>we lose
>I get blamed because I wasn't killing the Widow
??????
God I wish I was diamond already.

>>168004947
In some ways shes the hottest because of all her legs and slooty clothes you see her panties all the time in game.
Funny no outrage over her ever.

>>168005162
You won't get diamond by right clicking anon

Learn to aim and carry with dps

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>>168005059
Hopefully we can at least get some more Junker skins

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>>168005059
They need to find some way where every single character has a pre-match interaction with every other character. Which will be like 500 lines but that's not important. I wanna hear Widowmaker's opinions on Lucio.

>>168005224

People would accuse her of looking too much like real Indians.

>>168005279
>Popo instead of Nana

ONE JOB

JUST

So I just did a match on Hanamura where the enemy Pharah would hide on the top of buildings and shoot at us freely as no one could see her.

Is this allowed or bannable?

>>168005209
>implying I'm not constantly leading in elims/damage as Rein
If you can't maintain atleast silver as rein stop palying

>>168005350
I would go for it my dude, I recently got a McCree banned for hiding behind Reinhardt's shield

>>168005398
Okay, prove it then

>>168005279
>"So uh... do you like hockey?
>"No."
Done

>>168005350
>cant hit Pharah
>should be bannable
Is this true scrub logic

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>Wait 3 minutes
>Get into game
>Team picks Hanzo / Widow
>Leave
>Wait 3 minutes
>Get into game
>Team picks Mercy / Genji
>Leave
>Repeat

>>168005279
>this

I loved Jonny's video of him interacting in-character with the other VAs and god knows I want omething like that on the game

vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQbdQqxW_EA

>>168005468
Yuri fags reach the most and get assblasted when their delusions dont come true.

>>168005432
How? I mean, I climbed from mid-silver to mid-plat using nothing but Rein

>>168005279
>le annoying black midget

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>tfw the Lunar New Year event ends in 2 more days and you don't have all the exclusive loot box stuff yet

Dammit, I just want the goddamn DVa Palanquin skin.

At least I got Tracer's, Winston's, and Junkrat's.

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>playing qp on PS4
>we get wrecked
>our DPS is on mic complaining to his friend
>"holy shit our team was so garbage. I was the only one doing anything"
>in the background I hear his friend laughing "dude you only got 3 kills"
>"Y-yeah but they were high impact kills!"

>>168005631
>PS4

kys

>>168005224
Wonder why they don't do this, create more unified theme skins.

We got Pirate and Junker across some people already, why don't they do more? Or at least give more similar color palettes.

>>168005627
They nerfed the boxes it hurts.

>>168005279

Lucio: You ever feel like singing the blues?
Widowmaker: You think you are so clever, don't you

Widowmaker: What you call music is an embarrassment.
Lucio: If don't like it probably means I'm doing something right.

>>168005551
What the fuck are you talking about; you don't need shipping while rape is a thing. Sombra is a gay rapist.

>>168005129
here, take a pity (you)

Rein most scrub character, bullshit mega health shield, can chase, fuck huge pin hitbox, can smack anyone to death a few times with his 360 degree arching hammer

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>>168005350
I would go for it my dude, I recently got a s76 banned for hiding inside a Zarya bubble

Anyonehave any recommendations for a good headset, preferably one that'll work with oth my PS4 as well?

>>168005697
kys, you would be doing everyone a favor.

Waifus sexually bullying each other is the best feature of this game.

>>168005692
Perfect; now do Winston and Roadhog

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>>168005781
Pretty much

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>>168005781
Agreed

Chang'e or Luna?

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>mystery heroes
>zen
>on fire one minute into the match
>shoving balls in faces
>healing teammates like a madman
>potg goes to enemy rein
>he earthshatters
>walks up and actually clicks for each swing
>only gets a triple cause enemy genji swift striked one he'd tagged
>mfw i dont even get a highlight

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Do I join?

>>168005846
>one bite and ill ruin you for your brown girl fanbase

>>168005761
I need these skins in my life

>>168005797
>Tell me about yourself, Roadhog. Why do you wear that mask?
>...
>A lot of secrecy for a hired gun!

>>168005930
>NSFW RP server

If there's a Widow rper maybe

>>168005769
Shut up D.Va, get raped

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>>168005846

>>168005627
Even though it's the Year of the Rooster, I hope they bring back Bastion's skin next year. Would really suck if these loot box rewards were only specific for that year and not every lunar new year.

>>168005797

Winston: By all scientific measures, you really shouldn't be alive right now.
Roadhog: ... never cared much for school...

Roadhog: And people think I'm an animal...
Winston: You would fit better in the wild then I ever could.

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People are bitching about some unlisted Ana changes on the PTR, what si that about?

>>168005797
>Um, so the job we have to do today is-
>Shut up.
>O-okay

I remember someone telling that Lucio's VA does some sketch-like vids with other VAs on his podcast.
is it true?

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>>168006073
That's her fetish

Why is Torb so good at gold and below? You guys told me he was even worse on PC when I moved from console.

>>168006128
Right now her grenade only reduces healing by 70% instead of outright blocking it but there wasn't anything in the patch notes about it.

The only voice lines we need are more suggestive Widow and Tracer ones

How would a Zarya and Roadhog interaction go?
A Widowmaker and Junkrat?
Roadhog and Mei?

>>168006074
Next year is the Year of the Dog. Doesn't seem as... glamorous as Year of the Rooster.

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>She's still god tier

bueno

>>168005797
>"I don't recall inviting you to Overwatch."
>"Heard there was peanut butter."

>>168006276
Doge memes! reddit will ejaculate like a giddy girl

>>168006276
Hanzo gets a new recolored legend skin that turns the wolf into a terrier.

>>168006276
Soldier 76

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>>168006232
>more

There are none Tracer loves Emily and widowmaker loves gerard

>>168006269
>Mei: You should be ashamed of yourself!
>Roadhog: No shame, no gain.

>>168006232
>"Nice butt, Frenchie!"
>"Va te faire enculer."

>>168005930
yes, I want to find out what they do

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>>168006190
Fareeha is just so sweet and delicate. She just makes it to tempting to resist

>characters talking to each other
oddly-animated but gold.
Lucio's voice actor is pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f4p-cVMZUY

>>168006356
Or a Shiba Inu.
Although the implication of Hanzo wearing a skinned dog doesn't sound so great.

>>168006413
That's not a Fareeha mate

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>Team composition doesn't matter

Do you retards actually believe this or is it just a leftover from all the Leaguebabs who migrated here? The game *literally* disagrees with you.

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>>168006289
tfw you get a POTG as Ana

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>mfw Total Mayhem brawl

wow, this is surprisingly fun

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>>168006556
>>168006289
Hmmm something seems wrong in these images...

>>168006587
Sure, if you're on defense.

>>168006440
>You were not meant for greatness."
>"Yes I was!"
>"AAAG!"
My fucking sides

>>168005279
Torb and Widowmaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUKEVU-TwM

>>168006553
It's just quick play lmao.

Tracer: Alright, lets go show these wankers whose boss!
McCree: Whoa there, you kiss other people's mothers with that mouth?
*Tracer starts snorting loudly*

*while on Route 66/Hollywood*
Tracer: So, know any good pubs around here to check out after?
McCree: Sweetie, this America, we don't have pubs. Just dives and watering holes.

*while in King's Row*
Tracer: Hey McCree, I know a great pub we can go after!
McCree: Alright, as long as I don't gotta drink one of them weird dark beers.

>>168006528
they could make it a cute cartoon dog hat instead of an actual dog

>>168006269
Roadhog and Zarya would either be about lifting or something about being too dogmatic in her struggle to protect her country from the Omnics

Zarya: This is my home and so long as I breathe, I won't let it fall
Roadhog: Heard that before

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>>168006529
I know. Just ran out of Sym and Pharah pics other than pic related. Got any Fareeha to share?

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>>168006556
Literally never happened to me in my 10 hours on her

How do I get one

>>168006645
>you can be my wingman anytime!

And that's straight from the game.

>>168006269
Widowmaker: Talon wants what you found, Rat
Junkrat: I didn't find anything

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>>168006687
Fraid not, they're quite the rare pair.

>>168006269
>"Your armor is asymmetrical. You should fix that."
>"I'm never going straight."

>"You've got a great big gun there, sheila!"
>"You must have me mistaken. I am not Sheila."

>"You're grotesque, Roadhog. You should lose weight!"
>"You too."

Blizzard and Valve do a crossover of TF2 and Overwatch.

what happens first, Hell freeze or Valve finish his part of the game?, also what hppens with the playerbase?

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>>168006692

Sombra: Mako, you must've know Jamison's parents
Roadhog: Knew.

>>168006829
Ana/Demoman is best ship. Fite me anahardt fags.

>>168006829
The funny thing is the steam community is full of OW fan pages.

>>168006875
>Roadhog secretly protects Junkrat because he feels responsible for his parents' deaths
I want it.

>>168006875
Man I don't need feels before I have to start shooting people.

>GILF Ana in Captain Amari gear
>Reinhardt default skin w/o helmet
>Battered CMDR Morrison armor with old man face model

When?

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>>168006660
I really hope they go deeper into Zarya's back story

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>>168006687
This one is cute

>>168002000
Good thing you saved aome money then, right anon?

>>168006896
fuck off, Medic/Mercy will heal our herts forever... even if that meant taking them out and adding new ones.

>>168006645
>Tracer: So, know any good pubs around here to check out after?
>McCree: Sweetie, this America, we don't have pubs. Just dives and watering holes.
I can't remember how you phrased it the first time you posted this, but it was much better. This way doesn't even sound funny.

>>168006981
>Heavy was Zarya's dad
It all makes sense now.

>>168006269
>Roadhog, you'd be a good soldier, if you'd just set yourself clean-
>You don't know why I'm dirty.

>This war your fighting - you know how it ends?
>Like every other war in these swamps; Russian victory.

>>168006953
maskless reaper when

>Widowmaker: You know, I've already put one Amari out of commission.
>Pharah: Well this one won't give you the chance.

>Pharah: Do you even remember her? What you DID to her?!
>Widowmaker: I remember all of them. Every. Single. One.

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PTR has Biotic Grenade no longer blocking healing, but halving it.

Are we fucked? Biotic was the only way you could stop their D.Va from bumrushing your ass whenever she liked because there was an Ana behind her pumping her full of heals. Now what do we do?

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>5 games in a row thrown into a 50% more or done match on losing team

blizzard your matchmaking is shittier than my aim, unfuck your shit you morons

>>168007078
I legit don't remember posting that here before. I... I think I should stop coming to these threads now...

>>168007152
You seem to be one patch behind my friend.

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>>168007124
Widowmaker is a lethal cocktail of chemicals and PTSD that's gonna melt down sooner or later.

>>168007152
They should just leave her kit alone but giff buffs to everything else. The silence on healing is a cool ability and i say that as a non-ana player.
It stopped the retarded who ever heals through the pain wins meta before ana

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>>168006796
Thats a shame. But just give it time. There was barely any fanart of sym until recent. The buff to her was a godsend but in and out of the game
>>168007024
Thats adorable. Thanks anon

Widowmaker: You REEK of cheap alcohol.
McCree: Yet I still shoot straighter then you.

McCree: Don't you have some berry juice to be sipping out of a glass?
Widow: Go cry into your American Pisswater.

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>>168007259
She will be saved and get revenge on Talon!

Then when she kills the talon scientist that turned her into widowmaker, she will take her life and join gerard. So then finally, after so many years, she will be happy.

>>168007431
I think its more likely Gerad will come back from th dead as a scienc-undead hero.

>>168006981
>>168007083
this is my new headcanon.

also
>also Junkrat attended the same college as Medic before the crisis

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>>168007409
Love the first one

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>>168007152
>Biotic was the only way you could stop their D.Va from bumrushing your ass

Are you bronze or something? Not even 5 Anas would be able to hold current D.Va up. Fucking ulting Zen can't do it.

>>168006846
Take advantage of her retarded hitbox and miss a bunch of easy shots? Can do.

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>>168007510
Nah. pic is way cooler.

>>168007529
Junkrat was like five when the omnium exploded.

>>168007585
they're not aiming for him, they're aiming for the soldier behind him

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>>168007319
There's more of it out there but the people that draw it tend to have an obsession with making them super dark or hairy for whatever reason.

>>168007409
I'm trying to think of a way Junkrat can bring up that the flask on his belt actually has tea in it.
Because it does, it's sweetened boba tea.

>>168007686
I know he has a line recorded, though I'm not sure if it's in the game yet.
>I would kill for some boba. Milk tea, half, sweet!
Interesting fact: Mei has a matching canteen on her belt.

>>168007625
The widow x gerad porn would be amazing if he was a giant cyborg mech.

>>168007585
Soldier puts a rocket at her feet
Roadhog looks directly at her and shoots
Ana tries to kill her after her teammates died
???

>>168007319
>>168007640
It's just a matter of so many artists either ship Pharah with Mercy or her own mother. There aren't many left for other characters.

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>>168007873
Pretty much

>>168007917
Why do they look like men?
Is it on purpose, or is the artist just shit?

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>>168007640
Pharah has a cute face so finding stuff for her was relatively easy (possible 2nd or 3rd most popular after mercy, dva). But finding good fanart of Sym the first few month after release is like finding it of Zarya. Which is a shame since Zarya deserves more appreciation too

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>>168007686
It can be his line with Ana.

Torb: You call THAT a prosthetic? Looks like you just ripped off a chunk of old car!
Junkrat: Hey! Who told you my secret designs?!

Junkrat: So you happy with what you've done? Your little creations destroying half the bloody planet?
Torb: I like it about as much as you do.

>>168007968
Seems like a tumblr thing so it could be both. Gets worse though where they're made to look like 50 year old men with arm hair.

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>>168007640
>>168007971
Delet...

>>168008074
Is it that one where Symmetra is teaching her to dance and they both look like middle-aged Yemeni men?

>hanzo potg
>it's him stepping left and right behind the pillar in front of volk b point just firing over and over

wish i could destroy people's computers with my mind

>>168008137
Yep

>>168006656
Guys, wait, what if for the Year of the Dog, all the characters wear cartoon dog hats that represent their country

> Hanzo has Shiba Inu
> Widowmaker has a French Poodle
> Reinhardt a German Shepherd
> Tracer a Corgi
> Sombra a Chihuahua, etc

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I need more casual/laidback Overwatch

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>>168008137
>>168008159
Can someone post it? Now im curious

>playing Competitive
>pick Pharah
>more often than not the enemy team ignores me or can't hit me reliably

This is it guys.
This is my ticket out of Gold.

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>>168008228
>google nice arms in arabic

>>168006875
It would make sense, Junkrat was 5ish, his parents were probably in the ALF because they were displaced too. Fighting to get their son a home. They fought alongside Roadhog before the core nuked.

>>168008265
and then McCree happens...

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>>168008228
Like this?

>>168008265
Everytime i try this i get a shitter team that needs a hard carry and the other team has two players who can aim.

>>168008060

>Zenyatta: You know, there are some Omnics that would see you as their creator.
>Torbjorn: Tell them to go worship somebody else.

>Torbjorn: I always warned them about giving you tin cans Artificial Intelligence.
>Zenyatta: How strange... I don't feel artificial at all.

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>>168008325
>Fighting to get their son a home
Anon please I can't handle these feels right now

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>>168006934

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>>168008259
Feast your eyes upon it

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>>168008325
Overwatch is a Shakespearean tragedy disguised as a cartoon shooting game.

>>168008060
Poor Torbjorn
Zarya: Torbjorn, the suffering of my people rest heavily on your shoulders
Torbjorn: Believe me, I don't need reminding

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>pharah knocks 5 people off the map on that stupid shitty temple stage

This shouldn't even fucking exist.

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>>168008228
I'm confused how that ship would happen. DO they even know each other? Wouldn't they hate each other? Since widowmaker shot Ana.

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>>168008495
Jesus Christ

>>168008534
It makes no sense and it pisses me off

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>>168008534
Yeah I don't get it either.
I think Widowmaker tends to be shipped with every girl, same as Tracer.

>>168008216
Funny enough, there was an artist who reimagined the characters AS dogs

>>168008495
They both look like Tom Cruise in drag

>>168008630
Widowmaker the one women with a canon straight relationship is shipped with almost exclusively women.

>>168008534
If there's one person in Overwatch that hates Widowmaker more then Tracer, it would be Pharah.

And people are trying to ship them still

>>168008534
It's some Talon Pharah thing

>Playing sombra and dueling a lucio.
>he tries to boop me off the map
>translocate back up and finish him off
>pobrecito.

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>>168008325
>implying they wouldn't have been offered homes elsewhere in Australia
>implying they weren't just rednecks mad they couldn't make meth anymore

>>168008325
Junkrat: My old man said never to trust a bot
Roadhog: He was a smart guy

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>>168008649
And cats.

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>>168008649
I saved a couple ive seen. Folder is a mess tho

>>168008495
>4chan's always up in arms about tumblr art, it can't be that off
>it's really that off

The worst part is the art itself isn't BAD persay, they just look nothing at all like themselves.

IF YOU WANTED A MODE WHERE PEOPLE CAN FUCK OFF AND DO THEIR OWN THING DONT MAKE MY FUCKING LOOTBOXES DEPEND ON IT YOU GODDAMN NIGGERFUCKINGKIKELICKINGZIPPERHEADS

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>get 3 to 4 gold medals every game at 1900
>lose an even ratio of matches anyway
>play on my friend's account at 3200
>get 3 to 4 gold medals every game
>also lose an even ratio of matches
>people will seriously try to tell me SR matters or is indicative of anything other than where you were lucky enough to get placed