/utg/ - Undertale General

>>167837595
Well, we're off to a good start.

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That's a horrible OP image

so this is how we die

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>>167837672
>>167838125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuY_v9k9W0E
The edition name was just a reference to a track from a game...

>>167838125
It's 5:40 AM on a Thursday anon

I hope this shit fest of general dies

>>167838263
The funny thing is, I love Higurashi and I'd still like to throttle you for that OP

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love this goat

Why do so many girls love Blooky?

>>167838578
cause shes cute

>>167838478
>I'd still like to throttle you for that OP
...? Did I do something wrong? I honestly don't know.

>>167838578
Because quiet, angsty special snowflakes see themselves in Napstablook

>>167838478
Seriously, if you don't say anything, I won't know what the problem is. I really do want to avoid things like this happening again.

>>167838668
>shes

Why are there so many guys who find Mettaton EX sexy?

>>167839278
cause there gay

>>167839118
>>167838745
not that anon, but I'd recommend just picking a better OP image. people do like the skelebros, but I'd really recommend picking literally any other image. these carry the thread to some extent, so it's generally advised to either make it funny or something that really looks good

I get you're going for emotional value, but the quality is kinda meh

>>167839278
I don't really understand myself.
I personally found his in-game sprite kind of ugly.

>>167839329
Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification.
I'll try to keep that in mind the next time I make the OP.

What's the secret to Asgore's tea?

>>167839657
He grows his own tea leaves and he's really good at gardening.

>>167839657
The blood of children.

>>167839657
Mettaton pisses in it

>>167839657
Frewh flowers and love

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>>167840070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jhfMPvcnw
Vid related?

At least it isn't LOVE...

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>>167837595
>those fucking horse faces
This artist does needs some fucking loomis real bad. Every time someone posts an image by them it cracks me up.

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they were supposed to be doing their homework but were instead watching youtube drama clickbait videos

>>167840698
The beatings will continue until taste improves.

>>167840698
Yes. True love transcends all.

booby

On the left,you've got a bathhouse full of hot girls. However, on the right, you've got Mettaton getting ready for his daily bath.
On which of them would you peep?

>>167842003
Neither.

>>167842003
Mettaton's beautiful body is reserved for Twig only

>>167842003
anon peeping is wrong and immoral, taking advantage of someone's privacy is completely disrespectful. the girls obviously

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>>167842003
Leave and go into the greenhouse instead, to help with some pollination.

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>>167842280
his vines are so cute

>>167842704
They are very powerful and full of his plant precum, all ready to rape as he is a lustful plant that just loves to fuck all the time

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it's snowing!

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>>167842823
Floweylove is completely consensual

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Am I the only one who likes the idea of ectodongelions?

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>>167843164

>>167843854
would a giant flowe who carries frisk around be cuter, or a palm-sized one that keeps perching on their arm, head, shoulders, chest, etc?

How does it come every girl calls me a pervert, but Blooky gets to be called 'cute'?

>>167844291
Blooky is not that popular with girls.
It's also not the sort of cute you want them to call you.

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>>167843930
id prefer a giant flowey

>>167844386
>It's also not the sort of cute you want them to call you.
Dude, I know what you mean, but I actually like girls to call me in that 'sort' of cute (I presume you mean the cute 'kind of when you're caressing a baby' way). But hey, it's still better than calling me a 'disgusting pervert' (which I actually am)

>>167844291
Because I doubt you match the asthetic qualifications to be considered cute by a majority of the populace.

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and

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Up we go?

What's Outertale?

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>>167845759
cute
okay small flowey is good too
if he wraps around you

>>167846262
outertale,big boss must rescue or destroy monster kind sorry couldn't help it :)

>>167846420
Operation Mercy N313

>>167843164
ya!! my body for flowwy always! flowwys lustful fuckvine in every orifice for flowy as please, his lustgaze to me as fuckvine in my cock for cummy control! only flowwy tells who lives and dies and cummies! flowwys fuckvines pierce skin and bone and flesh and impregnate bloodstream and lungs with flowwys juiceseed! then reset and does all again, flowwy loves to fuck me his favorite fucktoy!!

>>167846262
http://undertale-au.wikia.com/wiki/Outertale

>>167846765
Oh shit that ending is hot fanfic when

>>167846892
get whoever wrote the flowey blowjob fic on the writebin

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>>167834117
Shit, you were right

>>167838263
>>167838478
Well hello fellow When they Cry fans

>>167839278
A combination of certain tastes in both appearance and personality. You know, like other characters.

>>167842003
Neither. Instead, I'd join Mettaton in his bath.

>>167846262
Undertale in space.

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>>167846765
diamonds

Sure, I want a Flowey BJ
But I also kinda want to pleasure him in the progress as well
How would this happen?

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where can I safely get this game for free?
I love it and all but not paying 10 bucks

>>167847440
How do you love the game if you haven't played it

>>167847462
I have, I bkught a new lc and I don't remember from wich lage I got it since it was like a year ago.

>>167847401
rub his determination vigorously

>>167847401
His roots :)

>>167847619
bought a new pc*
wich page*

>>167847619
>>167847732
Don't you still have your old hdd. ? That would still have to game on it

im gonna vomit

>>167847992
nope, I bought a new one because the other one was stolen.

>>167848584
Sorry for your loss anon, I would try PiBay. but be carefull

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>>167848569

There are people out there who ship Mettaton with Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go!

>>167848949
From the thumbnail I thought someone skinned Flowey's face off

>>167849450
he'd deserve it, he probably skinned every single monster before, marveling as their hot flesh steamed in the cold and then ate them piece by piece while they were still alive, savoring their terrified screams and making sure there would always be witnesses to what he does; heralds who would signal what happens when Flowey gets bored, but he would always do it anyway because nobody could possibly hope to stop him with the intoxicating power of the resets

dead

>>167848771
okay thanks anon

>>167849652
Did he also flowey-jizz and flowey-poop in his flowy-pants as he is oft to do

>>167849342
Beast boy was cute in the original imo

BIG SAD GOAT DAD

>>167849964
i'd rather not be reminded Go even exists

>>167849730
i wish i was

How does Flowey pee?

>>167852105
From his giant flower dick of course!!

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lizard

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>>167852593
Lizard ft. bot!

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>>167852593
Lizard's... dad?

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Flowe a baddie

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>>167852593
Lizard ft. Lizard

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>>167852976
There's something we're all good at.

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Is it just me or does Frisk look like a racist Asian caricature?

>narrow eyes
>yellow skin
>non prominant/flat nose

>>167852172
Flowers don't have dicks, anon.

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>>167849342
Hold the fucking phone
Before, you said that shipped Mettaton with cyborg from teen titans. Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

>>167849342
Can you stop?

>>167849342
There are people out there who ship Mettaton with me!

>>167853893
Congratulations!

>>167853206
Frisk is an Asian female. Chara is a white male

>>167854373
asian male*

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This threads pretty slow. I'm gonna liven it up a bit.

Asriel did nothing wrong.

Now we wait.

>>167854550
>>167854373
According to tumblr Frisk is brown/black, because yellow is kinda getting there, but yellow is yellow face and that's also racist

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>>167854654
Tumblr is so racist.

>>167854654
Insert every undertale character is black image.jpg

>>167854826
Not black enough

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>>167854870
Don't be racist.
Asians are people too.

>yfw Frisk actually fell underground to try and kill themselves because their kidneys are failing and their family can't aford the medical bills

requests?

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>>167855184
You could probably just wait until they heal.
Kidneys can do that over time.

>>167855307
sans eating a taco

>>167855307
Play putting on the ritz

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Hi. Last night I posted the next chapter of Chara is a Drunken Bitch, "Dead Souls", and I'm reposting it now for the morning people.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7915720/chapters/21761612

Only one more chapter to go, then Chara is a Drunken Bitch will be complete. The last chapter will be a very short one.

Hope you like it. Thanks for reading. Constructive criticism is welcome.

>>167855307
Papyrus goes to the DMV

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>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OvaSiUoAAyDu-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4KBmXsXUAIfUTT.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4Oe1xuUoAEEY42.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PDJqNUcAE-qc9.jpg:orig
>Omega flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PQbibUEAAi1W9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4Ouzu3VUAIuN2u.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OUQoJUEAELddY.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OfXgkUMAAVmz6.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUQeEu9UcAEWxGY.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PDd0vUYAApkAA.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PM8i_VMAIRQZs.png:orig
>Napstabot
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4Oxgw6VMAEOZYn.png:orig
>Shyren
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OxGtfUEAARXvB.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OsBMEVcAArHcf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OQTinUMAAtK8m.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4JBo9hWQAIioja.png:orig
>Chara & Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NHk6uUoAArxg3.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4KMnkwUYAA8KBd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OjQrXUcAAjcb_.jpg:orig
>Kingdings
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4IvpaeW8AUijrR.jpg:orig
>Faces
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4O3q52UEAAU1j8.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4O3q52VYAAEihm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4O3yhdUMAIpDlt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4O3yhrVcAAKX3e.jpg:orig
>cute untranslated muffet comic
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4ObPrXUkAAGQ5M.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4ObQUWUMAANb5c.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4ObRGIUoAEqxz7.png:orig
>What if Gaster was a fucking dragon
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NsCejVYAA-nYm.jpg:orig

Why do most people imagine the Metta ghost being pink?

>>167856129
>what if gaster was a FUCKING dragon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I love this fish.

>>167856485
Bitch have have you seen his house, his aesthetic, and everything about him? He's gaudy as fuck. You best believe he's got some pink ghost skin going on

Can you come up with the weirdest/dumbest Undertale AU you can think of?

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>>167852593
lizard?

>>167857191
>dumbest
Anything based around Flowey post TP

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>>167857191
All the monsters have a gun.

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cute goatdad

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>>167857275
That's a fucking great AU, what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>167857275
You can do far worse than Gundertale, really

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>>167857275

>>167857961
So that's the worst you could come up with?! Trust me, bro, I've seen far worse.

>>167857191
It's Undertale but everyone talks in twitter hashtags

>>167857191
AU where everything is the same except every noun in Sans's dialogue is replaced with kiddo and every verb is replaced with bad time

>>167858679
>Verb
>Bad time

What would Toriel say if I told her I failed my driving test and I was feeling really sad?

what the fuck is an underfell and where is the porn

>>167857191
AU where every character from the game shitposts on /utg/ as a characterfag of someone they have a crush on.
So Aplhys would post as a fishfag, Napstablook as a botfag and so on.

>>167859079
I bad time, you bad time, he or she bad times

>>167859784
>>167858679
I'm gonna bad time my kiddo in your kiddo.

>>167859079
>>167859784
Bad time. Bad timing. Bad timeorama. It's first grade, anon!

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>>167859486
It's edgy, kinda hot and I don't actually know.

What about a AU where every joke is replaced with toilet humor? The whole experience will kinda feel like if you're watching an Adam Sandler movie.
I can already see it!

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an AU where sans is too small to make a difference

How big is Chara's booby?

>>167857846
I feel like this needs a Delet This caption

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Good afternoon utg.

>>167862383
It doesn't.

What about Nationtale - where all the characters represent a different country? What countries will each character represent?

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Cute goat dad hanging out with the determined child!

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>>167863375
That's my favorite thing

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Is this place dead?

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>>167864346
i'm still here

>>167864346
Never!!

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>>167864346
Nah. The guys who bitch and moan and argue just aren't here today

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Oh, i'm glad some people is alive!

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>>167862538
Hello, darling.

>>167864567
I'm still here!
You're not getting rid of me that easily.

frick!!

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>>167865030
aw nuts

also, I'll be working on chapter five tonight after class.

>>167864346
I've just got nothing to say.

suddenly reminded why I hate botfags

>>167865190
>chapter 5
Wait - you finished 3 and 4 already?

>>167865259
Oh.
Sorry.

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>>167865379
Yeah dude. Check the ol pastebin

http://pastebin.com/u/doomtale

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>>167864346

>>167865107
http://frickanon.tumblr.com/

>>167865107
I want frick to ______________

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>>167864346
I'm busy shoveling snow

>>167866219
>feral eeveelution shipping

>>167866471
I like how that's the thing that you find wrong with his blog

>>167866520
I don't know why I'm supposed to care about some random awkward teenage furry's safespace tumblr blog

>>167866662
That art style makes me want to really hug the spider. A lot of hugging.
With no clothes.

>>167866762
how new??

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>>167864346
Still here i'm just busy

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>>167866930
This guy usually does that. Wish i remember his name. If I'm remembering correctly, he used to draw a lot in the Gumball talkback threads on /co/ a few years back. Either that or my memory is going bad a few decades early

When going shopping with you, how would the Undertale characters react? Match the lines with the proper character :
>"Yes! The new Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is out, so we might go watch it"
>"Wowie! I've never been shopping with a human before! "
>" Okay, let's go! But you'd better not embarrass yourself like last time, punk! "
>" Bro, I have to take care of my brother, so no for now"
>"Oh, of course, darling! I have to buy some new stage boots anyway"
>"Umm... Do you really... wanna go... with me? "
> : |

>>167867120
Alphys
Papyrus
Undyne
...Sans?
Mettaton
Napstablook
Frisk

Which Undertale has the best laugh?

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>>167867674

>>167867515
I appreciate this post

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>>167868138
i appreciate you

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New Caretaker update

Jump for your life Frisk !

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what if
things

>>167868857
Wow. I hate everything about this.

>>167868857
How would Skull kid get to the Undertale Universe?

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>>167868857
>papyton

To this day, I have no idea how this came about or how it got popular or what the basis for it was. How. Why. Who When. What the hell started this?

Maybe I'm just that much of a newfag to the fanbase, I dunno

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Uh-oh anon, you're about to get remade - as Undyne's bestie!!

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>>167869346
Yeah, everyone knows Mettaton is already taken

>>167869440
Fuck off, cringeposter.

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>>167869346
Papyrus is Mettaton's fan.
Mettaton might be into handsome male fans.

>>167869346
Girls always want the tall slim fuccbois to get together.

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>>167869519
But

But he has tons of fans

Just... come the fuck on, man.

Of all the shit you could extrapolate, Him and hi s longtime Friend and Trainer is the only one that makes sense and even that is blown out of the water by her canon relationship with Alphys.

Gee wilikers

>>167868853
when in doubt, parkour.

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>>167869780
Well, I guess that makes sense.

Kind of

>>167867404
Yes, all of them are right.

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>>167869804
There is absolutely nothing wrong with crackships, especially if they're funny.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>167821929
I love that cutie! I want that cutie to be happy!
>>167856129
That's such an adorable comic! Really cute Shyren, too. Thanks.
>>167866662
Will hug!
>>167868296
Will also hug!

>>167869804
Just ignore retarded secondaries unless you want to make fun of them or make them look dumb. It's easier that way

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>>167870251
Well yeah, but the thing is, most people I've seen shipping it are serious. I've got my fair share of crack ships, but I never take them seriously.

Ah well. Guess I might as well stop complaining about it.

Also, that picture should not be as hot as it is.

>>167870578
Yeah, I figured just as much

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I return from my-
>>167837595
What the Hell is that?!

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You would hug a spider, right?
You don't hate spiders, not that much that you wouldn't hug Muffet at least, right? I think it really could be worth it to hug her, anon.

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>>167870629
>Well yeah, but the thing is, most people I've seen shipping it are serious.
Well fuck them, I just think it's funny.
If I have to choose between being triggered or being amused by something, I would always choose the latter whenever possible.
>Also, that picture should not be as hot as it is.
It really shouldn't, but you know you'd keep watching. Fish is love anyways, there's something about lesbo Toriel that really does it for me.

>>167870551
But is the spider capable of directing a better version of the Matrix trilogy?

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>>167870806
I'd hug a spoider

>>167871065
>Fish is love anyways
ay, true dat

>>167871065
>>167870251
>>167870629
>any fish ship is good
wrong
Asgore x Undyne

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>>167871256
I never said any of them are. You're right, that's a bit...no.
No.

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>>167871256
I can dig it

>>167871503
Its an A+ platonic ship but not beyond that

>>167871563
>not wanting Undyne's tight body to be seen writhing under the ministrations of Asgore's titanic member

>>167871717
Asgore is fat, old, chronically depressed, and disgusting.

>>167870551
Putting a mousetrap in the baby spider's shoe!
The baby spider's toes being broken from the mousetrap!
The baby spider not being able to go to the field trip to the chocolate factory!
The baby spider being so sad!

>>167871803
>headcanons

>>167871803
No need to be a dick, fishfag

>>167870806
Of course! It is proven to be physically impossible for anyone to resist hugging such an adorable cutie! I love real spiders, too, even before Undertale.
>>167871108
Yes! All it needs is a plot twist where the "real" world is yet another simulation, and the actual real world is full of spiders and other pretty and adorable things. It would have been the movie of all time!
Is it weird that I have only ever watched the first movie? Maybe I should watch the rest sometime.
>>167871809
Putting the spider on a wheelchair!
Taking the spider to the chocolate factory myself!
Joining the rest of the spider's friends at the factory!
The spider enjoying the field trip very much!

>>167872495
Thank you for answering my important spider related Question!
It's not really weird, the movies are sort of a hit-or-miss, I guess. If you have a few hours to kill, go ahead and see how you like them.

>Fishfags are picking fights with people now
baka desu
Starting to remember why we chased you guys away the first time. You are aware that you could just go to /trash/ if you don't want to interact with people that have different opinions, right?

Falseflagger talk with yourself again.

>167873206
>167872038
>167871803
>Soriel false flagging Dadfags and FIshfags
Report and hide.

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Goat dad dancing with the little determined child!

>>167873538
You should've seen the thread from last night. So much bait and anger

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Chocolate

>>167873685
I was there. It was retarded.

>>167873685
Having checked that shitpile, whoever draw that picture should've put a hotpocket in that individual's hand.

The implications are obvious.

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>>167873569

>>167872659
Any time.
>>167873778
Funny you should say that. I'm eating a bar of chocolate right now!

>>167873685
It was pretty funny seeing him destroy all the Asrielfags though. He even got a few of them to admit that he was right at the end

>>167867674
Asgore, you just know he has that bellowing dad laugh.

Chara now..!!! I Need Chara.

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>>167871717
K, now you've got me thinking about that and it's way hotter than I was expecting. more

>>167873685
Yeah that was a shitshow

Just ignore dramabait whenever you see it, regardless of who you think it is. No good will ever come out of any reply you give.

If you see someone reply to drama, assume it's samefagging and don't reply.

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>>167874180
>tfw you will never make the dad laugh
At least he has Undyne and Frisk
>>167874302
>more

I still don't ship it


>captcha
>fish

>>167871717
Yeah but he's like her dad or something
It'd just be weird

What if Big Smoke fell into the Underground?

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I was trying to find a comment I wasn't sure was ever there.
Now might be a good time to switch from /utg/ to headshotting people.

>>167874619
Glamburger shuts down

>>167874619
He'd order everything on the menu several times, and cause a massive shortage of food. And he'd want everything with extra dip.

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>>167873685
>>167874302
Wow - looks like i picked up a good thread to skip.

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>>167874292
I have continued my collection while I was away. I have the finest Charas on offer.

>>167875020
>he doesn't like seeing Asrielfags get BTFO

>>167875097
>he says while posting Storyshift fanart

>>167875020

See you soon.

>>167875168
I never understood why you would shit on a Groupe of favefags just becuase some talks shit, I like botfags but can't stand pissfags. So should I just hate every botfag?

>>167875258
>not enjoying the significantly deeper character arc Chara finally got, compared to the spooky plot device shit in the original
>not liking that flowey is no longer relevant, so there's no cookie cutter antagonist you're just supposed to have with out depth
>not liking the completely revamped Waterfall and Hotland, and all the new original content that makes both areas much nicer to travel though

keep rolling in your filth desu

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>>167875587
>pissfags
I still have a feeling it's just one guy.

and thats why i love flowey

Draw gote

>>167875587
All Asrielfags are terrible people because if they were't bad people they wouldn't like or want to save Asriel. Same goes for dadfags fyi
>>167875258
>hes still butthurt about Storyshift because it didn't suck of the skeletons for once
wew!

>>167875817
>hes still butthurt about Storyshift because it didn't suck of the skeletons for once
anon, pretty much everyone here said that one of the very few redeemable things about Storyshift is actually mom Papyrus, while Sans only just now appeared anyway.

if you're going to try and stir shit, lurk more to actually know what you're talking about

don't respond or acknowledge

>>167875680
There's more then one but the most active one is a shit poster that keeps asking weird things about the skeletons and Mettaton and is the one that keeps asking about locker rooms and anime stuff. Its really oblivious from the way they type

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What is love?

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>Sleeping in your bedroom at Toriel's home
>Wake up in the middle of the night and hear faint weeping coming from Toriel's bedroom

What do you do?

>>167876534
bake her some pies to make her feel better :)

>>167876534
Yell at her to shut the fuck up. I'm trying to sleep

>>167876534
Check to make sure she's okay.

>>167857191
Undertale but with politics interjected into it for author appeal.

>>167870551
No!

>>167876534
Yell at her and tell her I'm not gonna untie her no matter how much she cries

>>167876458
BABY DON'T HURT ME

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>>167877027
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

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>>167876534
Give her some of my melatonin and hooch
I need to work in the morning

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>>167876458
This weird chemical reaction in our brains.

>>167877089
>>167877027
>>167876458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6jgam2XbJA

>>167876534
Hug
>>167876704
>>167877001
Edgy
>>167877109
>Give her some of my melatonin and hooch
Melatonin lowers your sperm count.

>>167877561
[citation needed]

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>>167877561
>Melatonin lowers your sperm count
Well, she doesn't have to worry about that, does she?

>>167877561
toriel doesnt have a sperm count to begin with

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>>167875817
>>167874149

I tried summoning him earlier but it didn't work. Now of course when I don't want him is the time he decides to show up.

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>>167877561
>>167877109
>>167877001
>>167876881
>>167876704
>>167876698
>>167876534

Okay, same question

Except now its Asgore's home, and he sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg_weeXxtkE

The Undertale characters are just ready to get undressed in front of you. Match the reactions :
>"You'd better look away, nerd! Otherwise, I'll suplex you so hard you'll remember for the rest of your life"
>"Dear child, I don't think such an act would be proper for a lady"
>"Bro, you're giving me creeps"
>"Alright... I've watched lots of animes where the main girl undresses in front of her senpai "
>" Human, are you sure you're prepared for the handsomness of my body? "
> :|
>" But darling, I'm only supposed to get undress in front of Papyrus"

>>167877640
http://www.livestrong.com/article/232169-the-effects-of-melatonin-on-reproductive-functions/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12065466
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/11309998_Melatonin_administration_alters_Semen_quality_in_healthy_men
It's a well studied thing. If Melatonin dosage is repeated frequently, it fucks with your semen.

>>167877773
>Sleeping in Asgore's home while he's there
He'd kill you in your sleep for your soul

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>>167877773
I'd go to his room, hug him and tell him everything's gonna be okay

>>167878142
Undyne
Toriel
Sans
Alphys
Papyrus
Frisk
Mettaton....I don't like the ship you're putting here.
>>167877773
See what's wrong I guess.

>>167876943
New breakthroughs in cuteness research have recently shown that the spider's cuteness is much further beyond infinite than we once thought! Now your statement is more false than ever before!

>>167877773
Ignore it because men bawling loudly makes me uneasy

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>>167877561
>Melatonin lowers your sperm count.
It's a good thing I take Pygeum Lecithin and Zinc supplements every night then

>>167878142
Napstablook
Flowey
Muffet
Grillby
Politics Bear
Mettaton
Papyrus

>>167878153
Those are way higher doses than those recommended for sleep disorders. Also taken for much longer than recommended.

>>167878461
>ywn be Muffet's bro

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>>167877773
check up on him
>>167878159
Sounds like a win win to me

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Order these from the ones you personally like the most to the least

>>167875656
Yeah, the deep character arc that doesnt make sense. She shows NO animosity towards Frisk even though she supposedly hates humanity, something that seems to have been, at best, almost dropped. I do like the music for her though, both of her songs are great.

What voices would you imagine the Undertale characters having?

>>167879452
flowey =fish
dad
mom
bot
spider
chara
asriel
sans

>>167879676
Asgore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs064fuJVmY
Toriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu06be8Nxo
Sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a10VVkZPUd0
Papyrus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J-Kp7h-s44
Undyne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oq2-F4ml5g
Alphys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1eala0hpIk
Asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkjtuXHFs8I

>>167879452
skelefags and charafags should be switched

>>167879542
That's because regular Chara's hatred for humanity was the reason they were such a one-dimensional character, while Storyshift Chara is much more rounded, with understandable motivations and goals.

my speakers look like angry monkeys and I actually really hate this UI you have to be able to use, otjewise your pc is not working

>>167879452
flowey
fish
mom
sans
bot
dad
spider
asriel
chara

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>>167879542
Don't respond to him.

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I wonder if you could have a Flowey on a starphip, there must not be law against that.

>>167880215
>starphip
Superior Tactical Astro Radiography Population Health Improvement Program?

And then everyone died.

>>167881047
Inevitable in the long run.

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>>167881047
Spirits begone!

Also hello /utg/!

>>167881148
Unless they became robots.

>>167881294
Hi! How's it going?

Do people shit posting about the characters you like make you feel bad?

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>>167881458
oh just dropping by, how are you? This question extends for all of you too!

>>167881770
I'm doing alright I guess. Kind of bored, really.

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COP KILLER
LET'S KILL THE COPS TONIGHT

>>167881965
I'm calling the CIA, you're obviously some sort of radical crazy person.
Also, get rid of that abomination.

>>167881820
same, but it's not for lack of things to do unfortunately.

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>>167882076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o

>>167881294
Hi there!

>70 degrees yesterday
>blizzard conditions today
>power out half the day
>we're still in this thread

woah

>>167882162
*It smells like the 80s.

>>167881965
reminds me of that image of Papyrus with cat ears and tail knotting sans...Oh my

>>167882128
Oh? Is it a lack of motivation/desire to do anything?

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>>167882417
>tfw it remains just too warm to snow or else there's not enough moisture in the air
>tfw last year it got too cold to snow for like two months

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>>167882363
Heya anon! How are you today?

>>167882585
>lack of desire
yeah pretty much,I'd rather be coding or drawing right now, but I'm stuck with assignments for now

>>167882417
>31 degrees today with rain and snow
>internet is hardly functioning, and power blinks in and out occasionally

what is with today?

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cherish bone

>>167882607
on the bright side, at least there are no ice storms knocking down all the trees and telephone wires

>>167882861
the entire world has gone crazy, let's sleep it off and try again tomorrow

>>167882861
>yeah pretty much,I'd rather be coding or drawing right now, but I'm stuck with assignments for now
Sorry to hear that man.

>>167882861
>I'd rather be coding or drawing right now
Preaching to the choir.

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>>167883086
yes but if I'm gone, who's going to show up and ruin all of the fun we have here at utg?

>>167883263
you gotta do what you gotta do, I suppose

>>167883478
but anon, I can't sing

tfw accidentally posted a gaster lewd on /tv/ without noticing

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>>167883036
yes, agreed

>>167883620
The world is waiting for you Petra.
Show karaoke night who's boss.

>>167881294
Hi Petra
Not sure if you saw but I saw you filled my request yesterday and I wanted to say thanks so thanks

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Chara burpfic?

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And there we go. Alphys and Undyne in the Sims 3.

Now I just gotta make both their houses.

>muffet x mkid doujin
whyyyyyyy

>>167882861
I was doing alright until you showed up, nerd. My toaster suddenly started acting up and had to restart.

>>167883850
I'm filled with
uncertainy

>>167883924
Ey! no problem, which one did you request?

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>>167884713
oh yeah? ya think you're cool beans hotstuff? howbout I pop ya one jim jam sonny boy!

hope you're not too... burnt out after that

Okay, you can send my femanon gf now

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>>167883782
i agree with your agreement

>>167885145
There are no femanons here.