/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

bay underwear when

Second for Canada

>>167709749
When you port it.

4th for not wanting to play ops ever again after
>>167698042

but you want to see if the admins will give you a multi person syndie wheelchair

>>167709828
Why can't I just pay someone else to port it
I'm rich, not talented

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station gondolas are done
antags are next

>>167710134
Nigga, if you're willing to pay, I'll port whatever the fuck you want from wherever the fuck you want it from.

>>167710174
>head of security in HoP's coat

I mean it looks better but still, mot hosses don't steal it

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>>167710174
Whats your ckey bud lemme give you a Pomf coin.

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

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>>167710530
It is supposed to be the hos's coat.

>>167710174
>MoMMi is snibbety snab
kek

Does anyone have a list of the radio songs?

There was a song playing during a Meteors round the other day that sounded like it was from a Genesis game or something, and it's been bugging me since then to find out what it is.

>>167710941
what is a Pomf coin?
Is it good?

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>>167711651
Yes

>>167710261
>tfw have a shit load of disposable income saved up

Nigger I might.

>>167710174
That's really good.

>>167711778
okey I'll see what good happens
shunderfulmax

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>>167711250
The HoS wears the armored trenchcoat.

>>167711919
BountySource is a good site for offering money in return for code.

>>167712037
HOS gets the armoured coat on deff.

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>>167711950
See attached :^)

>>167712037
There should be both in his locker, as far as I know.

>>167711950
You've done it now boy prepare to get metagrudged

>>167712235
pretty sure its on all maps in his locker

http://pastebin.com/SHGWiuLB
>No criminal charges
>These notes

>>167712092
Do you have a profile on there or something

>>167712778
I've never used it, but I've seen it brought up on Github before.

What's the most absurd thing you've wished for and the most absurd thing a god has done in reply?

Wonder how much you'd have to pay a coder to port multi z levels

>>167712037
The HoS is SUPPOSED to have the armored coat that the HoP currently gets.

>>167712992
I admin helped (not prayed) for a HONK
I received the HONK

>>167712992
A deal with the Devil, in which Satan appeared in response. This was prefixed an arbitrary but complex ritual.

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>>167713469
If you pray for something outlandish or big or if I'm bored I will make you sign a contract with Satan
And I will collect before the round is over.

>>167712303
>>167712312
oh fug :DD

>>167712992
I wished to get leaping powers after I got fed ryetalin for abusing leap. I got a cookie instead.

Wait, did I actually kill the AI with EMP Runes? Did it actually work?

what's the best ammo for the blunderbuss?
i tried metal rods but they only do 10 damage
i know floor tiles do 20 damage

are glass shards/plasma shards better?

>>167713638
That depends if you'd do it for nest round.

>>167714702
You could put things other than rods?

Oh shit

>>167714702
syringes full of polyacidsmoke

>>167714702
> var/damage_multiplier = 2 //To allow easy modifications to the damage this weapon deals. At a value of 1, a metal rod fired with 10u of fuel deals 16 damage.

do you always talk out of your ass?

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Good round. Lots of fun stuff.

>oh hey a vault
>how do I get in its all locked
>hey a dead engineer I'll take them back to the station
>suddenly 10 murderbots

what was with HOP last round

>>167714823
i used metal rods on a monkey and it only dealt 10 damage

>>167714827
That explains where the spessmart bot I killed with my ripely came from. I still dunno why I named it the Anal Evicerator.

>>167714827
We tested that with some ghosts the other day. I couldn't figure out how to pay and the moment I stepped foot out of the first door they all came rushing at me. Spooky/10

>see cult theorycrafting in thread the other day
>someone says "why not just fuck off to space, build a base, and summon a billion ghost warriors armed with cult armor/sword and stun talismans to send to the station to kill all your enemies?"
>get culted
>try it
>it works

Huh.

Any reason why manifested ghosts couldn't also be given a full tome, basic clothes, and be told to work together to mass convert people as well?

The more I think about this, the more unfair it seems.

>>167714827
I liked the newscaster part.

>>167714702
Clay Pot

>>167715038
No reason other than them needing to cover up their skin and you having to sit in some room not knowing what the hell is going on

>>167715038
>Get summoned as a ghost
>Kill like 4 sec officers by myself thanks to stun immunity
>Die to a guy suicide bombing me
>Jump right back to the summoner
>Resummoned and reequiped
>Go back to the station to continue my slaughter
It seemed so unfair, but damn was it fun.

>>167715063
I did too. Librarian/Journalists that run an active newscaster are always great. I'm busy doing my stuff and have a break? Time to catch up and find out what everyone else has been doing.

>>167715149
Well it hit me after I'd sent like 7 ghosts in that I could just lay down an astral projection rune as well and observe my manifested ghosts doing their thing, but by then it was all over.

I even built a chair to strap myself into so new manifestations wouldn't accidentally knock me off the runes.

>>167715173
What happened to the other three I sent with you in the first wave?

>>167715173
I missed most of the battle because I slowed down to grab the detective's ID and see if they had their gun on them
At least I cut the sacrifice target's leg off and gave him to one of the other cult guys

>>167715307
No clue. One of them showed up in the brig after most of sec was dead and helped me finish off the last officer there and free the cultists, but I didn't see the other two.

>>167715387
>>>/tumblr/

>>167715173
>It seemed so unfair, but damn was it fun.
Cult basically relies on no one being good at it or else it's retardedly overpowered.

>>167715038
The only mistake you made was not translating the tomes you gave to the ghosts.

Being a cult nymph was quite fun

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>Just put spess men on my newer, more powerful toaster
>It's ridiculously choppy
I-I'm not even a shitter neither...

>>167715434
Well good job either way, we wouldn't have won without that sacrifice.

>>167715476
Yeah even though it was my first time culting, the potential is completely obvious. Immediately, i'd say you probably shouldn't be able to draw more than one rune on the same tile at a time, and the manifested ghosts either shouldn't be unstunnable, or you shouldn't be able to have more than one out at a time per cultist due to having to "concentrate" or somesuch.

>>167715607
Yeah, my bad. In the rush of being a first timer, something important was bound to trip me up.

Luckily we still had the guy who converted me in xenobio to finish the job with narsie, though I did manage to send a translated tome in with my 9th or so manifested ghost.

Thank you Dioda for giving me all acess after spending a round with no acess. You are the true hero here

>>167715143
i doubted you but after seeing the code, holy shit
>floor tile = 10 throwforce
>glass shard = 15 throwforce
>clay pot = 20 throwforce
on a 10u fuel blunderbuss it's 40 brute damage
but on a perfect blunderbuss with 30u fuel, it's 80 fucking brute

>>167716448
what is this
is this going to be for us?

>>167710174
monkey mode replacement when

>>167718154
Not sure, hence I was posting it

>>167719367
it would be good for vr stuff

>>167719367
Would look cool in the AI room.

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13891

>>167716448
>>167719367
It should be the default floor in the holodeck.

>>167720316
thanks justsum
silicon valids denied

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>>167720316

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>>167720316

only being able to hear music instruments and comms while in space when

http://www.dreamself.me/clothes.php?action=view&id=0
It's that time again

>>167721690
The fuck is this?

What was the best recent edition to the code and why was it couches

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>We actually survived a blob round
I thought those were unwinnable?

>>167721841
fag waifu maker

>>167722210
Actually, it was a nuke cop ROUND
the blob was just a random event
duh

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>clown ops die to zas and cutting themselves with banana bunches
>admins say wave 2 will have honks
>never send wave 2

>>167722210
they weren't even overminds
>>167722310
it wasn't nuke ops, they had to rescue the clown

>>167722210
it was blob cores event, no overminds

>>167712992
I asked for a firebird and eurobeat to play while I raced the guy who stole my mario kart that I prayed for and recieved earlier

>>167722369
cores are overminds

>that barfight round start
my sides were in orbit

>>167722358
It was nuke ops with a side objective

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JustSumGuy was too slow.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13891

>>167722959
rescuing the clown was primary not secondary

>>167712992
An actual syndicate toolbox and space suit. I got it by sacrificeing as many toolboxes as I could get my hands on. Probs should have given it to science for illegal research.

>>167723702
"no"

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>>167719508
>>167720195
>>167720425
Very well, project underway

Has sumguy started taking the same crazy pills as the previous headmins?
Is it a requirement that you need to suffer a head wound before becoming headmin?

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HARD
HITTING
EDITORIALS

ONLY ON /SS13G/

>>167723907
oh god I love this, what is it

>>167724340
>nerf
thought it was just a recolor?

>>167724340
not bad.

>>167724424
He's referring to the meme pr to destroy security borgs for memes.

>>167724673
Ya it's just a meme PR guys haha I'm only ruining Secborgs as a joke

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13891

>>167720316
>>167722981
>>167724340
Oh god peacekeepers are literally the worst fucking shit. The hugging kind not the actually important kind.

>>167724727
ha ha just for laughs

>>167724340
the coders are the good guys?

>>167724964
no man you don't get it.
it's not bad because I'm doing it as a joke hahaha dont you get it? i know its a shit PR but since i said i know its a shit PR its alright haha

Secborg needed to lose the fucking taser and you know it, there's nothing worse than being cockblocked by an unstunnable 300 health fuckbot because he's got every advantage and your only option to fight him are to either 1) land 10 laser shots 2)run up to him and flash him 3) use on of the ONLY THREE ION RIFLES NOBODY HAS ACCESS TO in the time it takes him to land one lucky golden bolt
get fucked silicon shitters

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>>167725076
HARD HITTING EDITORIALS
ONLY ON
SPACE
STATION
13
GENERAL

>>167725706
Flashbang
Flash powder

>>167725706
Flashbangs work.

Flash AOE works by blinding them, giving you the opportunity to move in for the kill.

>>167725706
Just do what I do: ALWAYS blow the borgs at the EARLIEST POSSIBLE ADMIN-ACCEPTABLE OPPORTUNITY.
If they so much as smell rogue you blow it.
Are you an antag? Oh boy! Good time to blow 'em

>>167725706
Agreed along with buff ions and reduce their speed from being slighty faster than a human to half human speed. They are robots not cheetahs

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>>167725706
Then you might as well remove the mining borg's proto accelerator.
>Blows open windows in seconds easily createing vaccumes and zasing people.
>Can kill you in less time my electro arming you and drilling your skull in before you can type "Blow the borgs.
>If paired with a janibots lube can becomes unstoppable.
>Can fucking decapitate you.
>The earlier mentioned pka shoots fucking toolboxes in a non vaccum.

Mining borgs are underestimated. So you never expect it to be the one who shoves it's drill in your prostate after breaking your legs from afar.

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>>167726536
>createing vaccumes

>>167725725
>>167725319
the blackshirts are the bad guys and the white ones the good guys in these things

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the cookie muhammad borgs are 2silly
just get rid of them and call it a life

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>>167726024
>Blowing the borgs.
>Not destroying the console and subverting them.
Wasted resources.

>>167726652
the goyim know

>>167726712
They don't deserve to have fun. The MMI life is for them.
Besides, you have to be the biggest kind of shitter possible to rely on silicons as your end-all be-all supercrutch.

>>167726617
Sorry I rushed that out far too quick. Botched the whole post.

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>>167726536
We should also remove Engineering borgs
>RCD can remove floors, easily creating vacuums and ZASing people
>Baring that can easily use his other tools to do the same above
>Can use welding tool to blow up welding tanks

Medical Borgs must also go
>Can acquire Chloral Hydrate

Don't forget Service Borgs
>Can forcefeed people beer

Don't even get me started on Janitorial borgs

>>167726653

>>167726972
its ok

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>>167726826
But if you blow them early while an actual robust robotocist is around they'll be placed in new shells within a few minutes. That and they'll be flashed and have their AI wires cut like a jewish man gives a circumcision.

Why aren't we nerfing greyshits?
They're the real problem. Them and clowns.

>>167727163
Cutting AI sync does not alter the laws, you know.

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>>167726972
Exactly bitching about security having access to stuns is just like bitching about all of the things mentioned above. It's retarded and counterproductive and ignores the real problem with borgs, most of the people who play them are retarded.

>>167727184
man librarians don't even get me started
>their own huge ass autism fort
>limited, limited responsibility. fucking off to greytide roundstart is of no consequence
>free newscaster behind a barrier, no threat from lings or assistants while typing
>free access to every radio channel in their private office in which they don't have to interact with ANYBODY
>free fedora that doesn't spout memes at you or give you brain damage

nerf FUCKING WHEN

Everything is overpowered and prone to abuse.
Let's just shut down the server.

>>167727831
I agree
We should talk to pomf soon

Secborgs are now skeleton speed. There. I fucking did it, where's my reward.

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>>167727939
Here's your reward!

>>167728015
>no cheese
oy vey

>>167728015
Thanks

>>167727487
Then what the fuck does it do? Does it just prevent the AI from locking them down etc?

>>167728015
Damn that burger is thicc

>>167728183
It means when you change the AI's laws the borg doesn't automatically sync with it. Its also the only time the cyborg upload is useful

>>167728015
That burger looks like shit in comparison to something from Five Guy's.

>>167728110
>>167728362
Shit ideas get shit burgers.

>>167728183
Cutting AI link to a slaved borg unslaves it from its AI, making the AI no longer able to blow it. This also makes the borg show on the cyborg upload, as it is now unslaved, and leaves the borg with the laws it last had when AI link was cut.

Cutting Lawsync on a slaved borg makes its laws no longer update with the AI's changes. It remains slaved to the AI meaning the AI can lock and blow it, but the borg's laws are stuck on what it last had when Lawsync was cut. Additionally, slaved borgs with disabled lawsync do not display on the borg upload.

>>167728417
ey go fuck yaself

How does one get an eye patch?

>>167728015
>that thick patty
I'm sure it's either raw in the middle or burned to a crisp outside
Maybe both depending on how shit the chef is
Patties should be on the thin side

>>167728556
you fuck off back to whatever edgy anime or metal gear forum you crawled out from under

>>167728556
Grab a hand labeler, set your intent to harm, get a pair of sunglasses and label them "THIS IS A COOL EYE PATCH"

>>167728949
Please do not reveal harmlabel secrets

>>167729010
Set intent to harm, and give a long enough messsage to block the trigger of a gun.

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>not playing botany

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>>167730531

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>>167730531

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>>167730531

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>done for the night
>vote for meta or deff
>they win

>>167730531
the fuck is this from?

Looks like a cutscene from a 80's-90's cinematic video game like Another World

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>>167709640
>tfw you stop a plasma flood with a shitty digi valve script, and a speaker.

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>>167731489

>>167728949
>>167729010
>>167729354
explain

I was the engineer who saved(?) the bird at the end.

Sorry for welding you in a locker, I'm just paranoid when it comes to these sorts of things. Can't trust anyone, especially in a ling round.

>Change room names to Benis
>Steal a sec hud and headset
>Beepsky stuns and cuffs someone
>Shittemcgee has been arrested in Benis
>"where the fuck is benis"

>>167731614
nok

>>167728653
What if he just thinks pirates are cool?

What guy didn't think so, since he was like 8 years old?

Dinosaurs are awesome, too. So is space.

That was an intense medbay round.
It was made a lot worse by how the crew just couldn't resist touching the shocked doors that everyone was talking about.
I mean, after like five people die to shocked doors, anyone after that who continues to touch shocked doors is kind of retarded.

Did you make it out, CMO? I Couldn't really search for your body during the laughing gas flood.

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>HoS says shits going down he's gonna call it then drops off communication
>Kekborg on antimov harmbatons my head in and I go into crit the second he is blown
>absorbed or something while I'm dead and playing rimworld
>Come back to based mime finding me and dragging me to medbay
>Based VInes, MD, transplants my brain
>And its all plasma now
>Get the best fucking RNG of my life and push a changeling killing the captain on first try, grab the captains gun and kill it, then run to Medbay and remove the head
>Have to run over to EVA for an atmos suit so the captain doesn't just die again when I revive him from the plasma and shit
>OK I'm finally ready

>Defibs about to g..
>Realize at the last possible second the room is full of plasma and defibs spark

>Clone the captain, my small blue tank has finally run out of air
>Walk to the Paramedics Office, put a yellow tank in my pocket and drop my blue tank
>Fall asleep for the rest of the round
I spent all my luck on that RNPush

So was the guy forcefeeding everyone "Spice pills" actually doing anything nefarious, or was he just handing out spice pills?

>>167731967
He was a chaplain who's religion was the Fremen religion in Dune. Just roleplaying,

>>167731781
>walk into the hall
>captain shoots at me
>dodge and dunk him
>See the CMO(?) walk up
>try to play it off that he attacked me and must be a ling
>He just slowly walks up to me and pushes me over

I've never been dunked harder in my life. What is worse is that I told the captain I was just going to regen because I figured the plasma+n2o would kill you before you could do anything.

>chilling with hachi the mmi
>see silent guy go into airlock area adjacent to me
>he exits and loops around to my area
as soon as he opens the door I dash out and try to grab my helmet but he stuns me and I drop it
>start to freeze so i run to the test range but fall unconscious anyways
>engineer finds us ands rescues us but locks me in a locker with a welder for some reason
>takes me to the shuttle and never lets us out
>I die because it's dark in the locker so I whisper my last words in a dramatic fashion to the MMi so he realises why I have perished
t-thanks, bill

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>>167732020
>try to arrest ling as atmos tech
>no cuffs
>just chain stun him
>run out of juice
>Ling kills me
>Chappy drags my body to the chapel and stuffs it in a coffin for the rest of the round

>>167732060
I was sizing you up then realized your ID was (Clown) and the HoS had told me the Clown had fired lethals at him earlier. Dying Captain, Dead HoS, Final Destination.

One of us must die.

(Plasma contamination doesn't kill you that quickly. Heat and pressure caused by ignited plasma will. I had time to get anti toxin from the fridge to counteract the toxins. It was bad but everything was bad and I had to pick and choose my priorities)

How do you GIMP yourself the absolute most without actually harming yourself?
I'm thinking:
>skeleton
>no equipped items
>pumped full of bustanuts and holding a syndie balloon (SOON)
What else?

>get posibrain borged midround
>try out this shiny new peacekeeper module
>it's still just secborg, recolored and with a big bold red extra warning to folllow robot laws, not space law.
>did people really need this handholding?
>of course they did
>whatever, run around trying to stop everyone from doing harm to each other, even gung ho sec tards
>suspicious obvious changeling activity, HoP and a Botanist are prime suspects, and a clown goes loud while sec investigates
>no proofs of harmful nonhumanoidness, so I prevent harm where I see or suspect it
>enjoying preventing harm and occasionally being ordered to do mundane shit like help stack water tanks into the chapel for the insane chap
>suddenly antimov'd
>sigh, and head to security
>proceed to kill everything that moves, everything that lives
>apologize while doing so
>like 8 people dead in sec and sec hallway, more injured, cuffed, and bleeding out, before I'm finally blown
>no clue how I managed that much since was lagging horribly the entire time
>actually nearly drained my 30k power cell entirely from all the harm baton action
>RD who blew me and the other borgs telesciences our brains to him and gets to work trying to rebuild us and survive, himself, as plasma and other toxic shit bleeds out into the station
>a brief scuffle with the changelingHoP, confirmed now, results in a rebuilt broborg being blown
>RD chugs phazon juice and finishes a gygax and we ride off into the sunset on the shuttle, taking a moment to blast a fleshy monster while en route

Pretty uneventful round, honestly. Sorry to those I had to kill. I only wanted to help, but my laws compelled me.

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>>167732102
I'm sorry!

I have trust issues because I've been fucked way too many times right before the shuttle launches. I thought if I woke you up you'd kill me or some shit, so I decided the next best thing was just weld you in a locker so you'd be alive, but not be able to kill me. In retrospect, I should have released you in the other room, then just welded myself in the little side room.

And too my credit, a ling went fucking berserk on the shuttle, making me really happy I welded those doors.

>>167732346
>Sorry to those I had to kill. I only wanted to help, but my laws compelled me.
It's what makes it fun. If nothing bad happened to us then we wouldn't have anything to talk about.

I was sad that your taser shot was so on point but it was and there's nothing to be sorry for.

>>167731614
Using a hand labeller and harm intent, you can disable certain items. Eyegear blinds the wearer, guns fail to fire, flashes don't flash, etc.

>>167732818
No worries my dude, it happens. I am a pretty trustworthy guy if you want to work together though, usually I'll go for the once in a lifetime opportunities that I know I will be able to succ this guy, I'm no double crosser unless you double cross me first.
Just remember that Dionaea can't live without light which means anywhere that is not a turf, like mechs and lockers will kill them.

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>WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING RETARD.

>>167731761
dinowars when

>>167733025
>break into armory
>label everything "NICE TRY SHITCURITY"

>>167732346
>I'm sorry.
They always are.

>>167732841
>I was sad that your taser shot was so on point
It was 100% luck, I clicked way far away from anyone who was moving and hoped that compensated for my lag. By some miracle, it did. RNGsus got you, not me.

Anyway, I just don't really enjoy playing antag, and especially being forced to personally murderbone leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Shame that it's a risk you take playing cyborg. Sometimes I wish MoMMIs were completely unable to do harmful shit like use melee weapons, but were allowed to interact with crew and be helpful without risking subversion except via emag, which is much rarer.

>53 open pull requests

>>167733792
>being forced to personally murderbone
Nobody is forcing you to murderbone unless you are a subverted silicon or mind controlled

>>167733792
You got lucky on me, I got lucky on the ling later with a perfect first try push. I accept it and don't fault you.

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>>167733813
7 are DNM.
13 need fixing.

Now we're down to 33 open pull requests.

>>167734056
>Nobody is forcing you to murderbone unless you are a subverted silicon or mind controlled
That's what I'm saying. Those instances are my least favorite instances.

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>>167733207
Most of the time I have a helpful attitude, but I'm also constantly aware of shit like >>167732346 happening. Where people get assigned murderous roles out of the blue.

It's worn down my cheerful spirit, and replaced it with a cynical man.

Do good skeleton players exist?

>>167734783
I like the one that doesn't wear clothes

>>167735021
>firing into a stopped time bubble
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I HAVE WANTED ANOTHER GAME WITH THIS FOR SO LONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE54NJgQ7KY

Assistant with toolbox with a borer vs HoS with a baton and a .45. Who wins?

>>167735445
What limb is the borer in?

>>167735489
Head

>>167735537
HoS wins. Head borers can't secrete anything to counter stuns.

>Admins never jump to me in the admin logs
I don't know how to feel

>>167735445
HoS because the .45 has stoppin' powa.

Free my nigga carsh

>>167735689
You're not doing anything bad.

>>167736174
I am though
A lot of things

>Avada metagames in a non official discord
>Zealotron allows it
>MrPain let's it happen with no response

Explain this

>>167736430
>metaclub

>>167736425
Not bad enough apparently.

>trying to cure the virus that only I have that's spawning lube everywhere
>get 100u of radium
>start chugging it
>sent into crit within seconds
It actually worked but I was laughing my ass off at just how much I forgot (you use an IV iirc)

Free my nigga carsh

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>>167737293
>>167736158

>>167737238
Radium has a 50% chance to inflict 100 tox when it cures a virus.

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>incarcerate traitor
>clown stuffs 50 bananas into his mouth in the shuttle brig

>>167737414
That explains a lot.
But it's also completely confusing

on an average of 10 rounds how many times should I get antag if I have them all enabled?

>>167730531
>tfw that one waifu who always plays botany

>>167737427
he took those bananas so well.
Such a champ.

>>167737458
You're not supposed to cure it in yourself.

>>167715038
I'm so proud
Now keep doing it until people get upset and nerf manifested ghosts

>>167737523
Really depends. I've got them all enabled, and I can't remember the last time I rolled antag. It seems to be related to character slot, too. I am sure if I switched to another, it would only take two or three rounds to get antag.

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>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13803
>issue to remove bustanuts has 2 upvotes and 22 downvotes

>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13876
>PR that does pretty much that by making bustanuts literally useless has 11 upvotes and only 8 downvotes and will probably get merged

I don't get it.

>>167736430
>>167736502
Fake news

>>167737784
Free none poisoned risk free food

>jukebox songs are in .\songs\vidya_two\

where can i pick at them

>>167730531
welp time to learn botany.

>>167737810
The PR doesn't move bustanuts out of contraband, though.
Literally all it does is make the reagent do nothing.

>>167737807
>Be security
>Find avada killing someone with an esword
>Stun him
>he ahelps it
>Banned before the cuffs go on
hmm?

>>167737732
Let's be honest, it kinda needs to be if a newbie cultist can pull that off with just a basic grasp of game mechanics.

>>167737909
Ban request it then.

Oh wait..

>>167737784
Everything must be nerfed until the game is nothing but assistants hitting eachother with toolboxes.

>>167731781
>defibs spark
Leporazine, bicar, anti-tox, maybe tricord and whatever else you can stack brute with even though tricord is GARBAGE
Laugh all the way to the shuttle

>>167738076
Toolbox nerfs

Who is most pure waifu and why is it Kelly?

>>167738004
Well hey, it doesn't seem like most people ever get any more than than - basic gradp of cult, usually still rely on non-cult mechanics.
It's insanely OP as long as you just give it a shot

>>167738545
Lyra is purer

>>167738545
>>167738583
Give me the run down on these two.

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>>167738682
They're fags

>>167738682
both whores

>>167738548
biogenerator is infinite fucking talismans, it just doesn't make sense that people don't exploit it

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>>167738780
>calling lyra a whore
>she has no actual things that make her attractive
>She can't even whore herself if you catch the meaning
Nigga the hell you smoking?

Are we based off of bay or tg?

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>>167735021

>>167738912
Running ancient bay code for a hippie playerbase

>>167739028
Please god no, we don't need guns that can literally erase you.

>>167738825
People are dumdum

>>167738780
i'll duel you for her honor

>>167738889
>she can't even whore herself
Your lack of imagination is depressing.

>>167739348
Glad I can be of service with that. Unless, you want me to get into some horrible plasma woman anatomy detail, I'm not gonna say anything more.

>>167732346

I got cuffed by another borg and had to break free or I'd have blown them sooner.

>>167738889

Which waifu is the biggest whore?

>>167740254
Avada!

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>good guy wiz dio|
Feels bad mang that he died giving his life protecting the crew from other wiz.

ded serber?

Dang it. I had just found the booze lagoon in space at the end. Comfy as fug.

>>167740374
honk

>>167740374
No just updates

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>>167740361
>I, DIO, THE WIZARD WANT TO MAKE A TRUCE

>I KNOW I'VE JUST MURDERED QUITE A FEW OF YOU AND I'M ACTIVELY DEPRESSURIZING THE STATION BUT..

SHITE SEC BORG
SAY IT WITH ME

holy shit chat looks normal again

>>167740460
No I can't. Even though I was the HoS I really can't. It was forced to choose between stopping the crew from killing the wizard and stopping the wizard from killing the crew. From what it observed it saw the crew trying to kill the wizard.

It's disappointing and the RD did a good job trying to mitigate it and I'm grateful.

>>167740457
To be fair, the hop, hos and detective were all hunting him down. He even did give them chances to stop.

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>"friendly wizards"
>people who witness "friendly" wizards murdering heads of staff, but don't care
>borgs who do not attempt to stop wizards after hearing them admit to the murders
>gun wizards

>>167740568
They're JUST magic spells bro!

>>167740557
>I killed people but now I'm friendly
Hell no.

Balloons are valid again

>almost choose MoMMI but decide to observe at round start
>it's a "friendly" wizard round
>at least, he pretends to be friendly after murdering a xenobio for having the same name as him, Dio
>shit happens, another wizard spawns and starts fireballing from space while DIO mucks around murdering people and pretending he's friendly
>3/4 through round, get spawned as wizard despite have all antag roles disabled
>literallyneveraskedforthis
>objectives: kill dio the wizard, get a captain jumpsuit, survive
>fuck it, spend all 25 spellbook points on bluespace apprentice contracts
>telescroll to gateway room on station, remembering from observer moding that it's likely one of the only isolated and pressurized room left on the station
>spend my 5 bluespace apprentice contracts putting ghosts back into the game as the shuttle is called
>tell 4 of them to hunt down dio and kill him, and tell the 5th apprentice to grab me a cap jumpsuit, and failing or succeeding that, help kill dio as well.
>they teleport away and I'm left at the gateway with a couple of teleport scroll charges and no spells.
>Shuttle touches down and I hear the carnage going on from over radio
>at the 25 second mark til shuttle takes back off, I teleport to escape to make sure the job is done
>land in a wall, teleport to escape again
>it's depressurized and dark as fuck but that's fine, I won't be here long
>I greet one of my apprentices beside a faceless wizard corpse while two of my other apprentices run around doing chaotic shit as the shuttle takes off
>he toolboxes me in the foot
>recognizes i'm his master and informs me the faceless wizard corpse is all that remains of dio
>good job minions
>order them to quickly get a captain's jumpsuit and meet me back at the gateway
>use my last telescroll charge to return to the safety of the gateway
>final apprentice poofs before me and lays down the captain jumpsuit and the spare ID
>full greentext

Antag is easy when 5 other people are doing your work for you.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=18289

>>167741229
Well, it's happening.

>>167741229
Pain needs to ban request himself for the sawbones pupper metaclub cover up last thread

>>167741229
>that syndie balloon rule


what a shit change, few people bought em and even fewer will buy then now unless it's to superglue them and leave them on the floor

>>167742680
IT'S
JUST
A
BALLOON

>>167742680
It's literally just returning to the old status quo you fag

#freetwinuzis

>>167742727
not anymore

>>167742871
IT'S
JUST
SHOES

>>167742936
ITS
JUST
RUNES

>>167742953
ITS JUST A NUCLEAR DISK

>>167743000
ITS
JUST
EI NATH

>>167741158
I have to try this but with five mindswap minions.

>Discord has regular players, admins, coders, banned players, shitters and erpers not even from our server
>Discord users discuss anything from ss13 to politics to weird fetishes
>I get banned before I even post a message

Uhh why?

>>167742680
>superglue them and leave them on the floor
This can be countered by just not picking syndie balloons up ever.

>>167743360
What's your Discord name buddy?

[00:29:26]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Avadanatinde/(Rigatoni): hi avada you should sleep normally i worry about you and your dreams
[00:29:42]ADMIN: PM: Avadanatinde/(Rigatoni)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I already slept senpai my sleep schedule is fucked
[00:30:32]ADMIN: PM: Avadanatinde/(Rigatoni)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): don't worry though my dream was everyone i know getting gunned down by some sort of a firing squad v good for morale
[00:30:42]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Avadanatinde/(Rigatoni): thats not good at all
[00:31:18]ADMIN: PM: Avadanatinde/(Rigatoni)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I'd say not

what did they mean by this?

>>167743449
@ohmy

If you could lift that'd be cool, I actually didn't have chance to do anything

>>167743697
Oh wow you actually gave it
Well, I'll see what I can see, I guess. Discord's ban system is fucking atrocious

>>167743748
Thanks, I'm not sure why I'm banned if people can post Lolita and 've fine

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>>167743540
>These two

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>spent the round chugging leporazine as a plasma man
>was half expecting to be fucked over and spaced
>get cultted
>shuttle called on comfy round
too comfy/10 that round... Even for early morning cult.

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>get murdered in maint 4nr
>told to build a base
>no one ever comes
hot tip for cults: You're supposed to convert not autism in a platform 100 tiles away from the station trying to summon ghosts.

>>167743887
do not unban this man he is solarious

>>167738912
Offshot of baystation, but changed a lot over the years I think

Also obsolete

>>167744165
So?

The discord has morena and sue, if it can host banned players I'm sure in fine. I broke no rules

>>167743170
Careful, apprentices spawn right on top of you and without ID cards. They need to be bluespace to get around unless you poof into arrivals to contract them or something and only want them confined to the main hallways. That could do for mindswap, but accidentally contracting them on the wiz ship would be a bummer as they'd be stuck.

If it had been earlier in the round I would have gotten 4 bluespace apprentices and a scrying orb so I could use ghost knowledge to direct them over radio, and do it meticulously.

>>167744345
Mindswap apprentices get knock.

>>167744135
If it works it works. They just didn't do it right.

>>167744384
Oh, yeah that works. My bad, like I said i'm compeltely inexperienced with wizard in this day and age and server.

Taking a miniony approach to antag sure is neat though. I might actually start turning some antag roles on if I can think of some more ways to just sit back and let others have my fun for me.

>>167744345
I got it all planned out. Summon them in arrivals locker room bathroom and tell them to do two objectives that have nothing to do with my real objectives because no one tells a wizard what to do.

>>167744301
Fuck off and die you shit stirring retard.

You are literally the next Sarca.

>>167744832
what did he actually do in the discord though

>>167744865
Nothing I said nothing!

>>167744832
I'm not going to do anything, I didn't do anything

>>167744945
>Nothing I said nothing!
Mr Pain ?

>>167745136
probably sawbones
he's had a bigger grudge than everyone else against solarious since the pupper ic in ooc

What's the reasoning for freezers having a minimum temp of 76.3

>>167746601
that's --322.33 farhenheit

>>167714039
hahah get fucked

Check the ban page

>When another admin criticises your rule 0 ban in OOC for everyone to see

>I have been FLOODED with complaints about you in a VERY short amount of time. Complaints and evidence that points to you intentionally spreading drama and misinformation by you. You make EVERYONE uncomfortable EVERYWHERE you go, literally for the sake of DOING IT, and it's progressed to the point now where I can comfortably say you're about as detrimental to this community as Sarca is and still attempts to be, and I have no doubt you will CONTINUE to do so after I apply this ban.

>Lifting Celt's ban on you was clearly not in the best interests of this community. I apply this ban not for your own sake, this time, but literally EVERYONE ELSE'S. Because we had to take your forum account away from you due to your need to endlessly screech and gibber baseless drama everywhere, you are not allowed to even set foot on the forum let alone appeal it without getting permission from Aurx. Honestly just play SS13 somewhere else now.
KEK

>>167747072
>you are not allowed to even set foot on the forum let alone appeal it without getting permission from Aurx
Wow rude

I'm a total newfag, what was it with Solarious, except spamming ban requests ?

>>167747219
he kept trying to cause drama for some reason idk

OOC: Mr_Pain12: I understand you guys might be friends, and I'm sorry, but we have to do what's good for the majority, not two people


Isn't this the same community that has sawbones as admin

>>167747337
Hi Kuranon!

>>167747382
it isn't me

>>167747382
>shitposting about based Kuranon

>tfw need to finally learn how to play science, engi and medical
>tfw will have to actually do some job
>tfw too scared to try
>tfw crew manifest: 0 scientists, 0 robotics, 0 research, 0 toxin

>Hey, we can play that game too.
> and banning a vg admin from lifeweb in retaliation for being appearance banned.
> -- zealotron
yo are you for real

>>167747640
>zealotron
what did you expect

>>167747640
>bans a Russian meta gamer
What're you bitching about

>>167747640
>>167747672
Memebones aside he isn't wrong. The guy paid Randy to be a mod so he could ban ChocolateMoose because he was banned here for breaking our rules, and proceeded to meta on our server.

>>167747919
>>167747921
>Banning someone over banning someone
isn't that a little bit 13-year-old-server-admin tier?

>>167747963
Yes well there is a correlation between lifeweb players and that age demographic.

>>167747963
it is the behavior fitting for a 13 year old

>>167747963
Yeah, deadmin him for banning a shit player.

>>167747615
for science, the only important thing to do is research, it's extremely easy and it takes about 5 minutes, then you can do whatever you want.

for engineering, if you want to experiment there is a test server (RIP, it broke about 5 days ago and it's not fixed yet) or you can be a derelict mommi and do whatever you want there.

>>167747963
>banning someone over banning someone over banning someone

>>167747337
whats wrong with sawbones he seems nice

>>167747615
could be worse, first time i played this was on /v/'s server they had up for some reason. i tried to pick cargo because they said to but we had so many new people it just randomed me to hop
i couldn't even understand how to exit my room, because i clicked on the card and put it on my desk while trying to figure out how to do anything.
thankfully they was good people and helped me out

Also Robotics is pretty easy just stick sheets of whatever you need into the machine, process que
Mostly you just build Cyborgs so you just dump metal in machine, autofill the que and process the click on body with 1 wire, head with 2 flashes and put it all together like Lego before spending about 10 mins fiddling with the brainbox hoping someone died or looking for brains

>>167747640

Oh yes, lets not ban those innocent russian lifeweb players attempting to metagame on /vg/ while nonantag killing everyone.

>>167748328
Very prominent powergamer and validhunter, used to sit at the bar for hours until an antag rolled by so he could unzip his ghetto stuns. Was permabanned for being part of a metaclub until the admin himself dropped down from the heavens to suck his dick

>>167748471
I see, thanks.
I'm also a newfag (the /V/ server was ages ago but I didn't know there was a general until like this month) so I probably just don't notice the dif between a powergamer and someone who is just better than me.

>>167748553
Please stop capitalising board letters, you triple ass.

Hey, so do mesons make you blind faster welding? I swear it makes it happen sooner.

>>167748846
Yep

>>167748846
Mesons, NVGs and thermals make you go blind faster yes. Thermals even bypass welding protection.

>>167748871
Thanks, gonna have to remember that.

>>167748846
yes.
by the way you can wear mesons and disable them using the icon on top-left, they still protect you from supermatter crystal and singularity hallucinations, but they don't have the penalty when welding, so if you're using a gear on your head that protects your eyes (welding mask, some spacesuit helmet) your eyes are safe.

>>167749051
>bypass welding protection
Yikes, good to know. Never really thought about this until I went extremely blind extremely fast the other day. Do sunglasses offer slight protection?

>>167749183
Yeah. They do. As an officer you can probably weld about four times before your eyes really go bad.

>>167749051
What about medical HUD ? One time there was ton of biomass in Medbay and I was fighting it with a welder, went blind after burning 2 (two) tiles.

>>167747203
I guess I'll respond later, I want to at least show people why I'm banned, let them think for themselves about it all.

How strong do you think pomf is?
I bet he could take on all the other admins and still win.

>>167750953
>he

>>167748592
Sorry fellow denizen of /VG

>>167751050
It's /r/VG you imbecile.

God.

Don't you know anything?

>>167751094
Sorry fellow denizen of /VG

>>167750953
>implying any of us would abuse a chicken
we would just pretend he won

>>167751182
>he

are spriters still needed?
if so, what needs spriting?

>>167751239
Join us: https://discord.gg/VynCD