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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>>167511983
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Facts:
sombra is balanced just have few bugs.

Roadhog is not OP. (Keep a 20m distance)

DVA is OK. (Use her as she was intended -a flanking tank)

Winston can use a shield CD buff. (Otherwise he is ok)

Junkrat is a bad pick because he is countered by half of the heros. (He is an OK pick under gold.)

Pharah is not a bad pick against 76 if you're smart. (Learn to use your E to get out of dodge)

Mercy is an OK pick if you can't play other supports. (The reason why pros don't picks her is that ana is stronger and Lúcio speed boost is way too valuable.)

Symmetra has a high reward despite her high skill floor. She is not OP but shouldn't be that rewarding. A small nerf like making her gun not charging on shields should be enough. (Keep 7m distance from her and use a long range hero to neutralize her, also think before you move)

Discuss
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Fareeha

http://rule34hentai.net/image/212764
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>>167535864
Jamison Fawkes! And Hana Song!
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>>167536161
>Roadhog is not Op
Stopped right there
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Can you see up D.Va's skirt?
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First for bad switch
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>playing on Dorado Attack
>game begins
>one second passes
>BACK IN MY DAY WE'D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY

kek
I love Soldier's angry old man shtick.
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>>167536554
You're a shitter then. He is slow and fat. Keep your distance and shoot him to death.
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Genji is with you and inside Mercy
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Why is this general so shit at making new threads?
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>>167536805
If hook didn't reach to the moon you might have an argument
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>>167536805
All characters walk at the same speed m8, tanks would actually be closer to balanced if they walked any slower.
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>>167536571
She wears shorts under the skirt.
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Having a good game with Sombra is so fucking fun, zipping around, hacking bitches and healthkits, getting thanks for doing the latter, shoving EMPs up Reins ass, BRRRTing down people.

It's a shame stealth is such a cunt to use.
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Amélie
Where is the skin Blizz?
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>>167536970
>three events in a row without a skin

They can't keep getting away with it
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>>167537089
I get the feeling the next event will be based on the launch anniversary so she might get an Overwatch outfit or something.
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>>167537089
Does America have any french relevant holidays?
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Michael Chu just refereed to Ana, Gabe, and Jack as "the big 3".
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>>167537449
And? They were the three most important people in Overwatch.
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i have now reached GM again only playing sombra with less than 40% winrate lmao

boggles my mind how bad most players have to be
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>>167537502
Well we all deducted that but Chu has never readily admitted it before.
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DOOMFIST WHEN
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>>167536526
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Hana Song
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>>167536970
>Nanoboosted Widow will never step on you
Why live
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I'm kind of interested in playing Genji, how can I do it without being a massive faggot?
Not asking for healing is a given, I know how annoying that is.
I'm also aware I cannot 1 vs 6 the enemy team.
What's a good game plan to start learning him? Who should I target? Who should I avoid?
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>>167537746
Kill the healers
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>>167537578
my best and and I already called them the Golden Trio for quite some time and they've been promoted as such for a long time now, so I figured there wouldn't be any "confirmation" needed because it was obvious.
Kinda sad for Torb and Reinhardt though, but at least those two are pretty close friends with each other. Guess those two and the other three were their own little cliques so to speak.
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>>167536526
Is for marrying!
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>on a fucking loosing streak in mystery heroes
>enemy always gets fucking more than one Dva ,Roadhog, Mei
>my team gets shit like two mercys and a Hanzo
when will they replace this with TM
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>Want to play Sombra
>Get bitched at more than Hanzo-mains every time I so much as start to.

Holy shit, you fucking nerds, stop bitching and start learning the maps where I HACK ALL THE HEALTH KITS. I blow up Zenyatta, I make Zaryas switch, I can make Tracer actually die...

F U C K O F F
U
C
K

O
F
F
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AWWW YEAHHH
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>>167536883
>to the moon
It's only 20m you dofus
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>>167537806
Well everyone has close friends. Reyes and Morrison were close before Overwatch and then the two of them met Ana and she got included to make a trio.
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>>167537806
They were both important, but they weren't the senior officers in the organization. That also probably meant they were the ones most often in front of cameras, besides just regular spokespeople.
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I really, really hate grinding out loot boxes. The current Arcade game spread is downright awful, even 3v3 isn't fun anymore

>level 30 shitter autolocks hanzo and dies with 0 damage dealt
>we can't 2v3 the enemies and eventually lose
>"C'MON FAGS UR FUCKING AWFUL JESUS"
>thanks hanzo...
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>Lucio is the perfect sex machine
>Symmetra is the kinkiest slut in the cast
I think we can all agree on this
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>>167538052
Just play Mystery Heroes without giving a fuck, you'll get the wins eventually.
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>>167538072
Fuck you.
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>>167537875
I'd upvote that.
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>>167538052

Just leave and requeue dipshit.
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>>167538072
Lúcio is for Hana only
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>tfw no ships for bastion

more cute robots when
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>>167538224
Doesn't that give the xp penalty as well?
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>>167537826
I'd like her next new skin to keep her delicious brown but her eyes are great in that skin. Also just a fan of the colors too.
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>>167538185
Hey now, anon, there's no need to be unkind. Everyone has different tastes, right? That art you've posted is adorable, though, I love it!
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>>167537449
>Reinhardt isn't in Overwatch's big three
I get Reyes and Morrison, but what the fuck did Ana ever do other than kiss Morrison's ass?
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>>167538313

You have to leave a LOT of consecutive matches before you even get the warning that you will be penalized later on.

There is no downside to leaving QP/Arcade matches as long as you play some out.
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I want mei's ass in my face.
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>>167538393
Her eyes should be green in the next one.
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>>167538451
i want to suck a fart out of that ass
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>>167538408
>what the fuck did Ana ever do other than kiss Morrison's ass

She has 2 comics explaining her role in Overwatch. The details where in First Strike but who knows when Chu will finish editing it.
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>>167538234
>Lucio taller than Hana Dong

fucking kek
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS TO DESTROY THAT FUCKING RECTANGLE
IT'S NOT INVINCIBLE YOU CAN SHOOT AT IT
IN FACT IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH HEALTH

JUST
SHOOT
IT

IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AROUND INSTEAD
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We did it reddit!
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>be man with big shield
>nobody ever follows man with big shield
>every one splits up so man with big shield can't protect them
>man with big shield dies trying to push the point while idiot teammates disperse just cause
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>>167538408
She Morrison's second-in-command
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>>167538394
Listen man, I take this ship very seriously. Junkrat is the only character I can vicariously experience dating Symmetra through.
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i've noticed that my crits/min tends to very high with basically every hero

seems like most OW players flat out don't aim for the head or something
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>>167537983
>>167538029
Torb and Reinhardt also being from Europe and not really having a soldier mentality probably factored into it too.
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>>167538451
but her face looks like an ass, that would be so redundant
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>>167538548
>>167538794
She regularly cucked her not-husband with Jack.
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>playing Pharah or Genji
>have to spam I need healing cause im close to dying
>can hear Ana missing every shot
>''grandmaster'' players
worse is when the enemy Ana never fucking misses me
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>>167538072
Lucio is a BR manlet

Literally nothing is more unattractive. His music fan base doesn't even have groupies.

Lucio plays hockey because he likes being dominated by big Russian and Canadian white hockey studs.
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>>167538849
Oh, that's okay! I'm not saying you can't support it with all your heart if you want to! I'm curious, how do you identify with Junkrat? Is it in terms of looks or personality, or something else?
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>>167539127
He probably loves getting pushed up against the boards by big sweaty white dudes.
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>>167539073
>enemy Ana never fucking misses

Worst matches
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>stay as a team
>eh, okay
>click yes
>next match
>matched up against a 6-stack that does communicate
>get rekt
>everyone leaves
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Character>Hero>>Champion>>>>>>Toon
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>>167539184
He's hunched, twitchy, spastic, and filthy. The only major difference is that he's rich and tall.
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>>167539316

Queuing as more than a 2-3 stack will never result in good matches.
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>>167539351
I wish you wouldn't be so hard on yourself, anon. I bet you've got plenty of great qualities!
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>>167538451
Mei ass is best ass
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>QP
>pick Mercy
>rest of team goes three DPS, and Ana and Zen before round starts
>"Okay, I may as well go tank since these two want to go Ana and Zen."
>switch to tank
>round starts
>about a minute passes I realise both Ana and Zen switched to DPS' leaving us with no healer
>go switch to Mercy
>another minute passes and they both switch back to Ana and Zen
??????????
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Is Symmetra a dom ?
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how are people this retarded
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What does /owg/ think about a Zenyatta primary healer and Lucio off-healer?
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>>167539607
Judging by her voicelines I'd say she leans that way
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>Comp
>Get to 2600
>Busted down to 2450
>Get up to 2600
>Busted down to 2460
>Get up to 2600
>Busted down to 2473
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>>167539684
Zen isn't a good primary healer.
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hey guys this is jeff from the overwatch team
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>decide to do random brawls for the first time
>This is Ilios
Holy shit my sides
The only cancer brawls I've played so far are Defensive and Pharmercy
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>>167539607
She wishes she was and projects it, but she's actually a sub when it gets down to it.
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>>167539508
I've had it click once or twice (my longest winstreak ever was with a 6 stack grouped up out of solo queue before the group up button) but yeah a duo stack is absolutely the best, especially a tank + healer combo.
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>>167539684
They're both off-healers, but Lucio + Zen can definitely work in attack/dive-oriented teams.
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>>167539793
husbando skins WHEN?
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>>167539821
The Rein/Lucio and Roadhog/Lucio ones are the best because it's basically chaos. Reins charging, firestrikes flying, hammers downing, its madness. The Hog one is just being tossed all over the place by hooks and boops.
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>climb from silver to plat
>everyone suddenly has a massive ego and thinks they are gods
>people freaking out at non meta picks
>people tilting themselves at every tiny thing
>people picking unsuitable shit because "it's really good if you do it right" and doing nothing

Silve just had bad people who get mad, plat is a different level of shit
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>>167539929
The Soldier looks like he's fucking 25.
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>>167539934
I love Total Mayhem
Forgot to mention the Shimada brawl is horrendous god I'm so bad as Genji
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>sombra hacks me as tracer
>she tries to 1 v 1
>I still kick her ass

Literally what's the point of hacking me
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anyone else feel like blizzard has abandoned this game?
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>>167539934
I love This Is Ilios because it's one of the only modes I can play that consistently isn't a shitstomp on one side or the other. I've had rounds go 99 and 99 for almost a minute of overtime before.
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>>167539821
all of them are cancer except total mayhem, too bad people choose Ana cause thats a guaranteed lose
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>>167539980
Also the amount of support mains that can only play lucio and mercy and will pick them into 2 other supports to force a change is unreal
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>>167539980

Low levels have shit people who are either retarded or just don't care
Medium levels is full dunning-kruger and people who think they are literal gods and can do no wrong
High levels is just a lot of ego clashing.
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>you will never go on a girls' night out with them
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>>167538052
then buy lootboxes

if your end game is loot boxes, you're doing it wrong
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>>167540217

>buying lootboxes
>when the odds of getting shit are so insanely stacked against you

yes goiym, feed the jew machine
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is anyone even watching this tournament
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>>167538487
Top tier taste
Green eyes + brown skin is best combo
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How to fix mercy
Global ult. Done.
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>>167539905
Would you force her to make hardlight cuffs and a gag for herself?
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>>167540074
Maybe not abandoned but I'm surprised they're so slow with their huge new IP. Blizzard has been slow for a long time but anything that can't make them money like events takes a long time. I could see this if the game was already a couple years old but for not being a year old it's disappointing.
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im a mercy main btw
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>>167536526
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>>167540074
Their financial incentive is on producing cosmetic content.
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>>167540454
Well it certainly didn't help them that a new WoW add-on had to be made last year.
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>>167540506
>>/r/overwatch/
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>>167540424
Just leave her in the dumpster where she belongs.
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>want to play a fun brawl
>constantly get put into games where you can't pick your hero

how is this fun?
how is forced restriction fun?
how is forced restriction comparable in any way to reducing cooldowns on abilities and shit?

at least the "all attack" and "all defence" games let you pick more than some forced bullshit like pharmercy
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>>167539905
>bunny Sym
Too bad OW girls don't get skins like this.
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>>167540451
There are many things I would do.
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>ESL tournament
>less than 1k viewers

JUST
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>>167540352
i want the event items, but i'm playing comp to rise and get points for golden guns
i'm sorry that spending money triggers your jew-sense
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>>167540418
>tfw that tumblr Pharah cosplayer did one with green contacts
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>>167539929
>that hog
>that winston
>origins reaper
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>mfw we currently have three /owg/ threads
>the first one reached the image limit
>the second one was made three images before the first one's image limit
>the third was made half an hour after the second one for literally no reason
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>play ranked with 3 of my buddies
>we get shitstomped 8 out of 10 games
>play ranked solo on the down-low
>my team wins 9 out of 10 games

anyone else know this feel? wat do?
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>>167540772
she's like 16 bruv
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>>167540915
Legal in some countries.
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>>167540851

I find OW insufferable to play solo, so I don't know this feel as I only play with my friend.
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Reminder this won Game of the Year at the 2016 Video Game Awards or whatever dumb shit

You can't pick the maps you want to play
You can't even pick the modes you want to play
You can't even pick the FUN modes you want to play
Every map has glaring issues
Every mode has glaring issues
Lore/story is made up on the spot and as they go along
Lore/story is progressed through means outside of the game
Character balance has only progressively gotten worse
Balance updates come sparingly
No balance update actually balances the game, just tilts it in another direction
Matchmaking is completely broken
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>>167540424
>mercy gets picked first
>rest of team gets wiped
>mercy res from spawn

Awful idea but thanks for sharing
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>>167540960
not in yours
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>>167540968
isn't it great?
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>>167540964
strange
i can ONLY play this game solo
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>>167540968
The only aspect of this game that makes it worth the price is the replayability, and even then this isn't even close to as good as TF2, CoD, BF, or Halo in their primes.
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>>167540968
You had two legit criticisms then just padded your list with subjective shit so it would look longer.

I agree that a map veto should have been in the game months ago though.
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God damn how shit of a McCree are you that you can shoot down a Pharah that can barely stay in the air.

How the fuck does a Junkrat take her down more than you. How shit are you that Zarya can do that and when people tell you to take her out your only excuse is "well I'm sorry guys but taking out Pharah is a team effort". Fuck you and uninstall your fucking game you stupid piece of shit.
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>>167540538
Yeah but the teams seem to be completely separate aside from teams like the guys who produce the shorts since they're shared across Blizzard. You've got around 100 people working on Overwatch and the pace of non-events is just sad. I was surprised to learn that the group who does all the texturing on new maps is only eight people. Not to mention the communication hasn't been the greatest for a while now.
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>>167541196
Everything on that list is objective. Some are a problem with the game, some are a problem with the company that made the game. But they are all objective negatives
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Would making Genjis dash not reset on elim fix him?
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>>167541319
They aren't objective at all, not without sources.

Work on that sweetie.
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>>167541256
>Can't shoot down*
FUCK
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>>167540968
Welcome to modern video games.
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>>167541332
Genji isn't even good anymore lol,tracer has been the superior flanker for a while
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>>167541319
>Lore/story is made up on the spot and as they go along
>Lore/story is progressed through means outside of the game

wow, a lorefag who also thinks he's right about everything
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>>167541442
Only because Genji isn't good against tanks and the meta for months has been lots of tanks.
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>>167541332
It still resets off assist, what the fuck removing it off elim do?
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>>167541332
bruh Genji dropped out of favor due to powercreep at the start of season 2...

Are you legitimately having issues with him still?
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>>167541494
doesnt matter how good you are against tanks when youre being outhealed
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>>167541445
>Lore/story is made up on the spot and as they go along

This is why Chu is a fucking hack.
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>>167540968
>Lore/story is made up on the spot and as they go along
>Lore/story is progressed through means outside of the game
Who cares about these aside from autists.

>>167541680
He's a hack because you are not going to spend any money hiring a good writer for a fucking multiplayer-only shooter.
It's a waste of time and money for something only a bunch of autists care.
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How do we stop Lucio and Ana?
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>>167541371
"Muh source!" appeal to ignorance.

>>167541445
I don't give a fuck about the lore or story for this game. The fact remains they made the characters and are shoehorning shit in specifically to make the people who do care happy.
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>>167541728
>He's a hack because you are not going to spend any money hiring a good writer for a fucking multiplayer-only shooter.
>It's a waste of time and money for something only a bunch of autists care.


If you think the characters aren't what sell this game, you haven't been paying attention.
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>>167540968
>people unironically care about the lore

>>167541371
>sweetie
Fuck off, fatass Tmblrina.
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>>167541728
Then what are they spending the money on? It sure as fuck isn't fixing the gameplay.
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>>167538072
>smelly crusty indian curry pussy
ewwwwwwwwwwww
>>
Why can't people in this game ask nicely? Is it so fucking hard to type "Could I have (hero)/Can you give me (hero)" instead of just straigth up "Give me (hero)" I don't mind giving away my hero, but I won't do so for anyone who lacks even the most basic of manners.
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>>167541319
It's objectively a thing, but it's not objectively a bad thing.
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>>167541818
Aw poor widdle baby has no sources but wants to be taken seriously!

>>167541893
what is it about the word that triggers you to another realm tho
its just so hysterical henny
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>>167538692
how?
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>>167541730
Lucio can't be stopped unless there's another hero that affects movement speed for an entire team.

Ana still needs nerfs across the board
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>>167541730
Why is Soldier "top damage by far" 76 so low? I thought he was the go-to pick when you got your three tanks, Ana and Lucio.
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>>167539929
>that Winston
Kek
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>>167540968
>every character has a aim crutch ability
>some just outright dont have to aim over others
>''''countering''''' system is non existent
>ultimates
>easy as fuck instakills
the list just goes on
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>>167541893
A lot of people care about the lore because the characters are what make this game so appealing. I can tell you right now the current state of the game isn't why people give a shit about it.
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>mercy has no "CAN YOU FEEL ZE SCHADENFREUDE?" line
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>>167541938
Majority of the players in any game are developmentally challenged "adults". So they struggle with basic things like manners.

>>167539929
With some artistic changes these could be pretty amazing. Such as not everyone wearing black with only pops of color.
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is there a way to tell your teammate's stats for a given game? I swear some of these people talk hot shit even when they do poorly.
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>>167541964
please provide a source that I am a widdle baybee
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>>167542062
>now this is a role reversal

What did she mean by that?
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>>167541964
>this way of typing
>unironical usage of ''sweetie''
>''its just so hysterical henny''
10^-37 chances that you don't look like webm related.
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>>167541995
Tracer is just too much of a beast, even during the tank meta tracer ended up beating s76 in usage rate.

I always find soldier extremely overrated after his buffs but meh
>>
7 decides my next gold weapon.
>Currently own
Mei
Pharah
Ana
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>>167542129
see >>167540968

>>167542165
I don't at all actually. Still curious why you're so triggered over how someone types
s w e e t i e
LMAO
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>>167542227
Sombra
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>>167542059
Oh yes, the 25 million people who have played Overwatch is because they care so much about the terribly written and sparse lore there is about these ''characters''.

They don't, it's a Blizzard game and they marketed.
They care about unlocking cosmetics, that's it.
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>>167541995
Dive comps are becoming more prominent, and I'm pretty sure Tracer can out dps Soldier so she took the spot for dps.
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>>167541332
giving him dash bleed back would fix him so that he can kill people and get out not damage then healer reset then more damage then you're dead, he's like Winston now only good at assists kills and can't do anything by himself
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>>167541554
That's why I said elims and not kills.
>>167541594
That too I suppose.
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decrease Ana's rate of fire while unscoped or something?
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>>167542236
>s w e e t i e
>LMAO
Yes, of course you do.
You are an obese Tumblrina who, right now, should be complaining about how misogynist and racist Trump is.
Go be fat somewhere else.
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>>167535864
Oh my fucking god when is the server browser coming? I'm tired of getting random fucking maps.

Why the fuck did they think it would be a good idea to make the map you get random for EVERY FUCKING GAME MODE
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>>167542280
I'm sorry, anon, but I don't think that's entirely true. Just look at how many people come here to talk about the characters, and not even solely in a waifu/husbando capacity. I think it's about plenty more than cosmetics!
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>>167542236
Just from the way you type you can see that you are not a regular poster in here.
LMAO?
Seriously?
What's next?
LOL?
OMG?
WTF?

Just fuck off to Reddit.
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>>167542478
They know no one will play 2CP and don't want people to see it.
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>>167542280
No, they care about cosplay and fan art.
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What if Transcendence also cleansed debuffs
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>>167542505
>he thinks /owg/, or any bit of 4chan represents any part of society

>>167542668
Not a single fanbase has been composed in a majority of people who cosplay or draw fanart aside from bronies.
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>>167540041
Stop you from running away and regaining health.
After that it's basically a 50/50, you just outplayed him.
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>>167542538
OMG WTF, stop spazzing out you fucking autist lol
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>>167542710
It'd be really strong and Ana couldn't shut it down with a single nade
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>>167542668
>people who cosplay and draw fanart are a big part of the Overwatch playerbase
Maybe some of you should actually leave 4chan for once, see how the world actually works.
This kind of autism is not something that happens normally, you'd only think so if your only contact with a fanbase is through shitholes like 4chan.
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>>167542727
>Not a single fanbase has been composed in a majority of people who cosplay or draw fanart aside from bronies.

Ah yes, because you obviously have to be capable of creating things to consume them.

People care about this game because it's a meme-factory. Every character is designed for that purpose, both visually and in terms of the story. Blizz literally hired a cosplayer to do official Sombra shit before she was officially announced.
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>>167541935
>not wanting to making a brown dom to submit
All you had to say was that you were gay anon. We'd understand
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Look at all this plot and backstory!
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>>167541970
I unleashed my inner autist and played for hundreds of hours
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>>167542885
>Ana couldn't shut it down with a single nade
Good.
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>>167542885
How about we balance that buffed Transcendence by making it an ability you have to charge up by healing or doing damage so you're countering a regular ability with a negligible cooldown with some kind of "ultimate" ability.
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>>167542915
Go to tumblr, or facebook, or instagram. Normies eat that shit up, arguably more than we do here.
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>>167542960
>tfw you'll never passionately fuck Symmetra in the ass and ask her "Why do you struggle"
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>>167543048
Sounds crazy
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>>167543086
>ask her "Why do you struggle"

that sounds like your raping her
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>>167542915
>>167543063
You ever notice how the people who say "maybe you should leave 4chan once in awhile" are usually the people who actually never leave 4chan
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Psst
Don't let anyone know I leaked this

Tracer buffs coming soon
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>>167542943
>Ah yes, because you obviously have to be capable of creating things to consume them.

You think, for example, the people who watch The Simpsons are all like the ones who talk about it in /co/, people who say
>OMG THIS EPISODE WAS RUINED BECAUSE LISA IS A BITCH

No, you are not.

>Autismos care about this game because it's a meme-factory.
Fixed.
The vast majority of the OW userbase plays it because they like it, and that's it, probably don't even talk about OW on the internet.

>>167543063
>Normies eat that shit up
None of you know a single thing about them.
The fact that you consider Tumblr or /owg/ as representation of the Overwatch fanbase is proof of that.

The kind of people who cosplay, or write fanfiction, or draw, are a tiny minority.
They have always been, and they'll probably always be.
Most people play this game 1 or 2 hours every couple of days and that's it.
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>>167543181
Well yeah
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>>167542970
I've been leveling up 3+ times a day for loot boxes, but that's a lot
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>>167543186
>You ever notice how the people who say "maybe you should leave 4chan once in awhile" are usually the people who actually never leave 4chan

How do you know?
Made some research?
Post it if that's so.
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>>167542885
I'm not seeing any problems here
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>>167542885
Anti-heal is a pretty big one, but it'd also counter any form of slow, as well as an enemy Zen's Discord Orb
It might even prevent stuns
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>>167543195
Completely unnecessary as she's on of the most balanced heroes at the moment. But given Blizzards' terminal retardation, I wouldn't be surprised they'd actually do it.
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>>167543324
I'm not them but you can tell from the way you talk that your sole social interaction/understanding comes from 4chan. It's not normal to say what you just said
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>>167543063
Yes anon, the dudebros do cosplay constantly, and write fanfiction, and they also masturbate to trap porn.
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>>167542710
Why does transcendance need buffing?
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>>167542427

>Mei takes a bath.webm
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>>167542885
>this character wouldn't be able to deny an ULTIMATE with her regular skill

Good, this is why Defense Matrix is fucking cancer.
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>>167543442
I didn't say it did. It's just a "what if"
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>>167543378
That was the point
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>>167543498
Why Transcendance though?
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>>167543412
>I'm not them but you can tell from the way you talk that your sole social interaction/understanding comes from 4chan
AKA, nothing at all.

>It's not normal to say what you just said
Oh yes, the normal thing is waifuposting, and posting drawings of characters, and writing fanfiction, right?
Tell me, what are other normie things I should know about?
Masturbating to furry porn?
Having a $4000 PC?
Hating Skyrim?
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>>167543442
It doesn't, Ana needs nerfs. Just make Biotic Grenade block 50% of healing instead of outright shutting it off.
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>>167539929
>That "I am a good boy winston"
>Drunk Zen
>Mr Peanut Torb
>Overalls for Bastion

CUTE!!!
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>>167543468
>People still post this even though Mei is confirmed not fat
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>>167535864
>Pharah will never sit on your face and fart directly into your mouth
honestly, why live anymore?
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>>167543471
And Sleep Dart, Deflect, Trap to some degree, Flashbang, Icewall, Rein barrier, Hook, Hack, Photon Barrier and finally Bubble?

What about shooting them to death when ulting?
>>
Maybe transcendence should last longer, damage enemies and raise fallen allies
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>>167543578
What are you talking about? None of those things are normal either and are all associated with 4chan too.
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>>167543431
I'm not talking about dudebros. I'm talking about gamergrrls and their fanbases. People who like shitty OW meme pages on facebook. People who post on the OW subreddit.

There are plenty of normies who are also nerds.
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>>167543546
Why not?
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>>167543723
Because it doesn't need it? If you want to stop it being countered by Anas nade change the nade.
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i love you /owg/.
you bring so much light into my dark life.
i hope that's okay
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>>167543770
Again, it's not about need, it's just a "what if". Do you understand what the concept of a "what if" is?
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>>167543801
>i love you /owg/.
>i hope that's okay

sure, someone might as well
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>>167543801
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>>167543841
Right but why Transcendance specifically? Why not sound barrier? Why not Anas nade?
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>>167543712
>None of those things are normal either and are all associated with 4chan too.
Sounds like writing fanfiction, and cosplaying, and drawing about videogames.

>>167543717
>I'm talking about gamergrrls and their fanbases
Those are not in any way a majority, and almost none of those idiots draws or writes about it.
Hell, most of those people haven't even played the game, they just talk about it.

>There are plenty of normies who are also nerds.
You mean the ones who think they are nerds because they watch Big Bang Theory and Marvel movies?
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>>167543663
Some people just won't be happy until this game is CS:GO with cartoon characters
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>>167543841
What if you weren't a massive faggot
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>>167536554
you're bad at positioning then
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>>167536894
Genji and Tracer are faster than everyone. Plus i meant that he has no movement abilities.
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>>167540217
Yes goy just buy the boxes. Gotta get all those shiny cosmetics before they're gone forever!
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>>167543801
Shut the fuck up, you blogposting redditor.
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>>167543902
Why not Paladins or Battleborn

The answer is the same, because it's not what I asked and it's not relevant. If you want to ask about Sound Barrier or Biotic Grenade do it yourself.
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>>167536894
Would make Rein unplayable

Also sounds like a handicap for shitters
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>>167537870
I been playing with no chat for 3 days as widow, the game is suddenly more enjoyable by ignoring chat

I wish I could still see the enemy chat, but well whatever, I encourage you to try it out when you play underdog heroes.
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>>167543801
Aw, thank you, anon! I'm glad you can find some joy in being here!
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>>167544174
You could just hide your team's chat while leaving all chat on. Most complaining goes on in your team's chat anyways.
>>
>Come ooout~
>>
Roadhog is going to get dumpstered somehow
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>>167544334
They need to just reduce his hook range to about 16m instead of fucking 21
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>>167544306
>listening to all of her voice lines

Love that voice, even when it's just the low health breathing clips.
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>ywn get restraint by hard light handcuffs
>ywn have her slowly run her hand down your struggling body, having it gently brush past your throbbing cock
>ywn have her eagerly look down at your pulsing cock and quietly whisper
>"how unsightly..."
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>>167544174

I do that but don't bother to mute chats. They can complain all they want, Sombra is still fun to play even if she's mediocre
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>>167544437
>low health breathing Widowmaker
>>
When a spectator asks me to leave a game so they can join I like to pretend that I'm going to leave but then keep postponing it until the game ends.
>>
Why the FUCK do people stand still while capping the flag? don't they realize they can shoot and rotate themselves? there isn't a key you have to press. fuck I'm mad
>>
What's Tracers DPS at close range?
>>
>>167544070
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>>167544701
>a spectator asks me to leave
Why the hell would you ever oblige and +1 towards a leaver penalty
>>
I haven't played this game in weeks AMA
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>>167544786
A lot, at the very least 200. I've taken Zarya's down to half health with a single clip and all body shots.
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>>167543801
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>>167544607
Here you go

https://clyp.it/nnoqi2y5
https://clyp.it/5wpoeavo
https://clyp.it/vzdilemx
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>>167544479
Vampire Symmetra best Symmetra.
>>
how do I counter the bastion/rein bullshit combo
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>tfw my Cawadooty skills come out when playing we're all soldiers now
I have good reaction aim but can't track for shit, if everyone in this game had half health I'd be double as good as I am now
>>
>>167544969
flank them or coordinate with your team, its a cheesy strat that once out of position or the sheild is broken, you have free Mercy Bastion and Rein kills.
>>
>the Lucio who only uses healing

GIVE ME MY FUCKING SPEED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>167544913
Thanks broski
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How do we buff Winston without making him broken as fuck?
>>
Arcade boxes should be by matches played, not matches won
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>>167545175
Shield cooldown starts when deployed
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>want to play
>quality of games past 1am drops like a stone
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>>167545175
Revert the balance changes that were made around there being more than one of him per team.
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>>167545175
The ONLY thing Winston needs are tweaks to his shield.

Either make it 1k HP or reduce its cool down, that's literally it.
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>get potg
>potg showcases your absolutely terrible aim
>everyone in the match laughs at you
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"The Big 3" means they were all friends with each other. If you're still one of those idiots that believes in an ass on head retarded "love triangle" subplot between the 3, thinks again.
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>>167545319
>get a sharpshooter potg
>miss at least half of my shots

Just as planned
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>>167545183
Sometimes I agree, on Wednesday it took me literally 3 hours to win ONE (1) round of Arcade.
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>>167545319
>McCree on Eichenwald
>Never played him before so I'm not very good
>Payload's nearly at the point, we're pushing hard
>Jump onto one of the balconies and drop my ult
>Not even sure how it works because this game just does not explain it right
>DRAW
>Three enemy players are nearly dead
>Accidentally roll away
>Get three elims from my team wiping them out
>PLAY OF THE GAME
>>
Do Widow posters actually like Widow? Or do they just like blue skin?
Genuinely asking, are you just into any generic evil woman with paper thin writing, or do you just want to meet a woman who's been dipped in blue ink?
>>
>>167543637
le this
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>>167545271
Sounds about right. After a certain time I'll generally run into the same people that are all GM.
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Has Blizzard at any point confirmed that old event skins will once again be able to be obtained?

Or are people just hopeful that they will come back?
>>
Which hero should I play? I have good reaction time but shit aim.
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>>167545515
just whiteboys who think she has a big booty
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>>167544852
I don't. But it wouldn't be a big deal if I did. I've never seen any leavers warnings or penalties.
>>
>>167545621
Yes, Kaplan already said the plan was to bring old items back.
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>>167545621
They should make Event skins buyable outside of Events but slightly increase the Gold cost. Like Event Epics are 1k, Event Legendaries are 4k
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>>167545631
Rein, Pharah, Lucio
>>
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>>167545319
>playing widowmaker
>spend most of the game popping away at rein's shield
>pick off super low people every now and then
>potg is me getting a qaud after our rein ults
>get a card for 93% weapon accuracy
>mfw everyone this i'm actually good with widow
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>>167545835
>bloodplay
>vampires
>>
hey have you guys heard of the webcomic home stuck?
>>
>>167545835
Is Pharah always the bitch because it contrasts with her characteristics or something? Speaking of that particular image http://rule34hentai.net/image/212764
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>>167545515
I love the Bloo and everything about her.
>that cold blue skin
>those voicelines she makes when she kills
>those *dinks*
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>>167545835
DON'T TOUCH FAREEHA
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>>167545835
>sexy vampire neck play
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>>167545718
Where was this said that the old items would make a return? Source if you have it?
>>
So why is it that you completely DC from the internet, computer shut off or just flat out exit the game and you can still rejoin. But if you afk for something real quick you can't rejoin if you get kicked for inactivity.

>enemy teammate left
>bunch others left
>suddenly mad eyelash in eye
>holy shit
>rub rub rub
>"You have been removed from the game for inactivity"
>can't rejoin

what the shit?
>>
>>167546104
Might I introduce you to fanfictions written by high schoolers, because that's about as deep as Widows character is
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>>167546163
From Kaplan's response to the summer games criticism.
>>
>Go from 3000 to 2200
I think I feel a heart attack coming on
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>>167546071
Yeah, the idea is that she's stoic and reserved, so sexually she's shy and submissive because she isn't comfortable with her own emotions.

Also, What do you think directed me to the art in the first place?
>>
>>167546071
Yeah much yeah. Pharah is portrayed as strong so people like making her a sub.
>>
>>167546007
>not liking Vamp Sym
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>>167546243
Same for every other Overwatch character. What's your point?
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>>167546243
This game has no deep characters though.
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>>167535864
>mfw 3v3

It's literally Roadhog: the Game Mode: the Experience. I refuse to play 6v6 until they put in a map select though
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>>167546319
Well good taste then.
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>>167546354
Best Symmetra.
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>>167546007
You think that's fucked you should see what Angela's into.
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>THE TURD ON THAT!
Why does Torb yell this when his turret is destroyed?
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>>167543606


how so? she looks like a little porker
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>>167546502
1v1 needs to be best of 3, best of 5 is too long
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>>167546570
All Sym are best Sym
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>>167546694
Too true.
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Can someone post Yeah![/spoiler
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>>167546265
There it is. Thanks for the source.
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>>167546572
>Implying Mercy isn't into snuff
>Implying it doesn't drive her crazy to be able to kill someone and just bring them back to life
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Do you guys use Dolby atmos?
I've tried it but it sounds kinda icky.
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>>167546694
I'd love to see something like this as a skin for Symmetra
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>>167546831
Im still waiting on my cross eyed "Yeah!" edit
I wish i knew how to photoshop...
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>>167546831
Yeah!
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>>167546991
I guess that would satisfy her god complex boner pretty handily.
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>>167546992

I just recently migrated to Discord and took all of my friends with me.

I like the voice quality, and being able to adjust each individual's volume is nice
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>>167547003
Analog seems like a pretty popular theme among Symmetra skin concepts. So maybe.

When the hell are we getting new non-event skins anyway? Did the success of event skins kill any chance of it happening because OW realized how much money they were making? If so, fucking gay. I want more non-themed skins.
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>>167539909

Never six stack late Saturday night unless your team is absolutely ready to go against the best of the best.
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>>167547242
>That image

don't do this to me anon. something about mercy beating pharah gets me rock hard
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>>167547242
This is not okay
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Pharah!
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>>167547003
I love a Technomancer skin or a belly dancer skin
Sym and widow are both owed Legendaries
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so whats up with this general? you just talk about your cartoon wives all day and that's it?
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't insta-lock Lucio in Ilios

Explain yourselves.
Do you not like fun?
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>>167547419
have you never been to /vg/ before?
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>>167547440
>no junkerat or reinhardt
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>>167547419
You want to see talking about cartoon wives all day? Go to Witcher General or Bioware General.
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>>167546992
I rather stick my ears with scissors than turn that pile of shit on again.
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>>167547440
I instalock Roadhog, because pulling people into pits is even easier with hook 2.0
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>>167547265
Maybe if we get another map related to a current hero. Giving out skins without events doesn't make them money though so I doubt we'll see many of them.

>>167547348
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>>167547348
I want some cute emotes for her. Currently all are so boring.
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>>167538887
yeah that's pretty sad considering yours aren't even that crazy, no offense, but if that only means 5 individual headshots per minute on average as soldier 76, that's not that great considering he has a full auto weapon that can put out hundreds of bullets a minute
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>>167547440
Because I insta lock leave game when I hear Illios.
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>>167547629
His fire rate doesn't matter when his bloom is what it is after 4 shots.
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>>167547558
You can literally play hog on any map and still win if you outmatch the opponent's hog (which they will have)

Otherwise there is no skill involved in playing the character. He's the pyro of OW for sure except now he can self-heal
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>>167547382
>belly dancer skin

YES. More Symmetra midriff. More thigh action too.

Though, she actually does bharatanatyam, which is pretty different.
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>>167538451
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>>167547440
>Instalock Lucio
>Wallride around the tower on the pit level
>Boop idiot Roadhogs and Reinhardts for easy POTG

git gud scrubs
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Why does my team always let the enemy team play solitaire? And why are there more people playing Lucio than Reinhardt?
I don't want to play Reinhardt.
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>>167547242
delete this, what the fuck
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>>167547242
wat
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>>167547456
barely
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>>167547348
A cute!
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>>167546354
>>167546570
have you ever gotten bit, anon? it's painful, leaves a nasty wound, and takes a long time to heal. I like my curry to taste like curry
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>>167547692
nah, that's Soldier if anyone
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Are you authorized?
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yeah!
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>>167547419
First day on 4chan?
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>>167547702
That or a casual outfit. Just SOMETHING that isn't a recolor
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>>167547998
Why is it that every time I see this I think it's going to end in rape?
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>>167547998
Why is she bullying lucio
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How did they do it? How did the Blizzard shitters manage to create such a perfect being?
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>>167536839
That he is.
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>you will never be verbally abused by tracer for making your tea differently
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>>167547965
yeah!
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>>167547440
Ilios is too fucking bright
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>>167548172
Lots of hours on designs
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>>167540560
mercy is the best leave widowcuck
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Redemption when?

New skin when?
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>>167548234
i wish they released their concept art, an artbook would be neat
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>>167548078
>>167548080
Lucio is meant for bullying
Dont worry, the roles get reversed after
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>>167547881
Fetishes are not about the reality of a thing, especially not fetishes that separate from reality like vampires and shit, they're about the idealized version of a thing. Take pregnancy for example. Very few people actually want to deal with that IRL, but it's a relatively common fetish.
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>>167546265
>the same event cosmetics are just going to come out again every year
what fun
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>>167548323
I would say I'd be surprised if she doesn't get a new skin in the next event but at this point maybe not.

>>167548338
It would definitely be neat to see.
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>the bastion changes will inevitably go through the ptr unchanged
>mfw every match someone will say "lmao bastion is a tank this is still tank meta lol"
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>>167548485
Man, I really hope they release new event cosmetics every year along with re-releasing the old ones.

Hell, it would even encourage people to buy more boxes because it would dilute the drop tables.
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>>167547242
What am I looking at.
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>>167548234

>its could've been some fat robot guy instead of Pharah
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>>167548583
violent foreplay
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>>167548234
that black suit looks awesome, I wouldn't mind a scarab-modeled suit for Pharah
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this is your technical support agent for tonight
>what seems to be the problem with your computer, sir?
>*smiles with a heavy indian accent*
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>>167548583
>>167548702
Tuesday date night
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>>167537979
>tfw the maps are the length of OP's dick though - teeny tiny.

>tfw can oneshot 20 out of 23 heroes

>tfw can one shot 20/23 heroes every 6 secods

>tfw one of those 3 heroes he can't oneshot is himself

>tfw "punishes bad positioning" by just staying on the objective

>tfw the hook is objectively better than McCree's flashbang

>tfw he does a better job of killing tanks than Reaper

Not OP. Wut?
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>>167548679
i woulda been so happy, he looks like such a goof
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>>167548583
Dr. Angela Ziegler performing unnecessary surgery
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whats this I'm hearing about blizzard making mei fat or something?
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best girl
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>>167548679
It's literally Porco Rosso. Who wouldn't want to play Porco Rosso?
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>>167542165
>americucks
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Hana Song is for ______
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>>167548704
I guess that design made it pretty far since it shows up here behind Winston.
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>>167548829
Ana sucks. Because of her we don't have rocket jumping.
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>>167548864
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>>167548864
The trashbin.
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>>167548829
Indeed.
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>>167548892
There's also what I assume is Doomfist behind Winston. Then behind him is what I guess might have become D.va but now shows up as the destroyed tanks on Eichanwald.

It's pretty interesting to see how character designs developed. Winston ended up getting Not!Pyro's gun for example.

We still haven't seen pointy-face McCyberpunk show up yet, and he pops up everywhere.
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>>167548892
what is that woman at the back, with the ball gag in her mouth?
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>>167537875
Meaning 6 of your 8 last-hit kills were melee

would upvote because rare meme card
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>>167548818
They adjusted Mei's waist so it matched what was in the trailer. They failed to fix the part where it looks like you can land a plane on her ass, though.
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Any tips for high tier Sombra play?
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>>167549045
Maybe proto-Lucio? She looks sound based to me.
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>>167548973
DELETE THIS
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>>167548892
would have loved that really.
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You guys are familiar with the term 'power-creep' right? Where the earlier heroes who wernt well designed fail to hold up against the latest released heroes, well can someone explain to me how this game managed to reverse-power creep itself after 22 pathetic fucking heroes?

FACTS

-No mage hero

-No fire hero

-No plant hero

-No hero who has sex with his enemies to kill them

>no banana hero

>no coconut hero who throws coconuts liike leesinger

>no spell theif hero who can borrow other heroes spells like a variety pack hero

>No hero to subsitute for reins game-stalling right click.
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>>167549086
>high tier Sombra play

Don't pick Sombra and be useful to your team. That's the hight tier Sombra play.
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>>167548864
Being cute with dad.
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>>167548997


>not posting MVP version
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>>167549045
that's the announcer, she was supposed to be flying in the middle of the match broadcasting the scores
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>>167548864
Daddying.
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>>167548338
That is a very cool looking Mei (ignore obvious pun, I'm being serious).
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>>167549086
I would say watch that Codey guy since he was top 100 playing Sombra but he started throwing all of his matches yesterday
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>>167549149
>reins game-stalling right click
what did he mean by this?
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>>167549267
>>167548997
2lewd4pharah
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>>167548973
Why is she kissing him through the mask?
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>post yfw the Dragon becomes you and then you get Nano-boosted
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>>167549267
>same guy made these pharah renders as well as some great widowmaker ones

Good stuff
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>>167547629
What's yours then? High tier crit rate is surprisingly low for soldier. The anon you're replying to has top 500 level crits.
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>>167541730
lucio is literally fine and cannot solo outheal any form of real focused DPS or coordinated effort to kill any single person on your team

your tanks will all die, and you have zero means to quickly heal anything not in your LOS

ana needs to be nerfed across the board by like 5% on all values every patch for the next 6 months until hes not stupid OP as a burst healer
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Gabe and Jack are bad boy who sleep with their hands under the covers.
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Hey can anyone help me rank up? 2300SR. I'm also up for QP and arcade. Just really want some new friendos.

Akatsuki#1367

Thanks!
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>>167549329


IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>167549460
If he pulls it off he would die
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>>167549461
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>playing Torb
>Enemy Genji has died to my turret 3 times
>Begins focsuing on me
>He keeps dying
>He asked his Mercy to pocket him and they both come at me
>MOLTEN CORE
>they both die and my ult picks off another two of their teammates
>"Genji player" left the game
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>>167549234
is it creepy that I find this appealing?
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>>167549086
watch pro players

but it's not qhat you expect

it's literally just knowing when to shoot, knowing when to hack, and not staying in so long that your beacon goes away


beacon at hp pack, stealth in, hack rein, shoot mag, beacon out, repeat til ult til your team can combo with you.

you're a support character and whoever told you you'd be doing what reaper does is wrong
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>>167548864
beating
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>>167549861
>Nigger beating up a friendly woman

Pottery. Nuke the moon.
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>>167549461
I don't play Genji so:
>>
Please don't use comp to practice new heroes. Especially when you're so bad I'm certain you can't even play your "main" properly. Thanks.
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>>167549831
>you're a support character
Tell Blizz that
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>>167549783
Age difference is a pretty tame fetish.
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>>167548864
숭하나 <3___________<3
>>
Is it just me or are there a shitton more low levels recently? Is smurfing getting that popular?
>>
>>167550151
Well Jeff did say they saw her as much of a support hero as she is an offense hero. Or it was something close to that.
>>
>play really good, breaking career highs on different roles
>lose miserably
>play like shit
>win
???????????.??\\??\?\\!!!.
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>>167550150
>Playing comp
>Teammate is shit as 76
>Ask him what is going on
>He says he is learning 76 under high stakes
>Check his profile
>10 minutes on 76
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>>167549149
>no banana hero
What do you call McCree?
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>>167550256
Hana is not for sexualizing.
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why is everyone here in love with the brown girls?

I thought most people would be a tracer fag, but I rarely see anyone here nutting to her.
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>>167550326
Feels like the opposite for me. If I'm not doing very well then there's a high chance we'll lose.
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>>167550476
>Hana is not for sexualizing.
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>>167550342
>need healer but have loads of tanks so can't play Zen
>get made to play Ana
>2 minutes of previous playtime
help
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>>167550580
Tracer being a lesbian killed a lot of enthusiasts. Only the creeps who want to rape her remain.
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>>167550256
I think I'll need more pictures to make sure I like it.
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>havent played comp in weeks because friends wont queue with me
why is life so difficult
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>>167550623
Gerard wont be coming back, Amelie. You killed him.
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>>167550580
Because brown is best.
>>
Where's the chart for hero use in pro play?
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>>167550748
>actually wanting to play comp

???
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>>167550580
I don't see the appeal in hyper active girl. The more reserved Pharah has far more appeal to me.
>>
This game is literally decided by which side gets the troll, isn't blizzard doing anything against them?
Report function useless like in any other game as well? And why did they remove Avoid a player on top of that?
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>waiting 4 minutes to find a game
>decide to cancel search
>right as the cancelling finishes I hear the "found match" sound
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>>167551153
>5 minute wait
>"Fucking finally now what's my team comp-"
>DEFEAT
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>>167551153
>It's against the same few handfuls of players you've been playing against the last two weeks
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>>167550580
I'm not sure if Tracer's personality of being hyperactive and loud is all that desirable other than a quick fuck. I find reserved women far more attractive.
>>
>>167551243
>recognize 75% of the people in the match
>all the 4k+ people are on the other team

Eventually I'm going to run out of r34
>>
>Comp
>Horrendous teams, everyone's throwing
>Go from 2600 to 2003
>QP
>Few on mic but decent teams and people spam lines to let eachother know when to combo
What the fuck is happening today
>>
>>167551453
It's weird how in quick play people play more as a team and don't get super mad when someone picks Junkrat or the like.
>>
If I get Married to Soe, do you think I could convince her to remove that horrible tattoo on her thighs?
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>>167551586
>QP
>1 other person gives a fuck about the game, but he tests some hero he doesnt play often or just go for fun tactics
>meanwhile all the other are braindead
>comp
>4-5 people give a fuck about the game and try to win
>the rest trolls actively
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>>167551865
>>
>Active 76's ult
>Get slept by an Ana
>Shoot a Mei when I finally get up
>Achievement Unlocked: Target Rich Environment
Uh, okay
>>
>>167551975
That looks silly
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>>167550580
Tracer's always been too hyper active/giggly for me to waifufag her hard, even before the lesbian shit. Like she would make a good friend/drinking buddy probably but not something you would want to spend all day with.
>>
What's a decent amount of direct hits to get as Pharah? I get between 80 and 150 usually depending on how long the match lasts.
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>>167551975
cute
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>>167552227
I get 151
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>>167545631
Ana
>>
God I love when enemy team rolls double roadhog, double 76, and ana on defense and it's figuratively impossible to do anything about it because we have 3 hanzos and a torbjorn

Mystery is so fucking fun and is totally random
>>
>>167548234
>We went from a Zone of the Enders
>To slightly less zone of the enders-ripoff and more zone of the enders donutsteel
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>>167548424
Lúcio is meant for gentle domming, THEN bullying.
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>>167551031
>>167551254
>>167552221
what the fuck, you people really think seriously about having relationships with this fictional characters before masturbating? I thought it was nothing more than tits and ass matching your preferences.... I may have expected something like that from persona fans or something where the girls have some actual development, I'm surprised people actually care that much about the background of this pinup girls in order to get an erection.
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>>167552227
That sounds pretty good. You could check your stats on something like overbuff to see where you stand.
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>>167550785
>Widowmaker being wracked with guilt and justifying a million and one ways as to why she had to kill gerard
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>>167552489
Once you've been fapping as long as I have sometimes you need a bit of a story to get going. more thought goes into your faps.
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>objective time: 10:46
I love Total Mayhem
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>>167552138
you probably damaged 3 people before hand and your teammates cleaned them up while you were sleeping

if you play overwatch you know assists count as kills
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>>167552574
hey why does no one ship zen with anybody? robo dick must be super strong
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>>167549617
Of course they do, you wouldn't want their hands to get cold would you?
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>tfw mercy will never take your temperature with her "thermometer"

Why
even
live
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https://gaming.youtube.com/user/HardAsARockGaming/live come talk shit on my poor abilities on stream
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>>167552489
what the fuck is windowmaker doing?
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>>167552789
He gets shipped with Genji
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>>167552840
she became a human chair for her queen Mercy
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>>167552789
Zen is pure.
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>>167552897
kys
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What NFL team does Torbjorn support?
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>always avoid playing Genji because he struck me as a weeaboo magnet, shit character
>try him out in Mystery Heroes
>he's actually kinda fun

I am seriously conflicted /owg/
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>>167553020
>Sweden
>NFL

He would just ask what does football have to do with bowling.
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>>167537746
Kill the healers, then kill that soldier who will fuck you up in seconds, dash away from the angry rein coming to you, repeat
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>>167552489
agreed man, like, look at this guys post: >>167552221

Its v. ovbious he has no friends irl or has never been in a relationship, very possible he is a kissless virgin and is unemployed/collects neetbucks from the goverment or works in some IT dungeon where he has no relationships with his coworkers, he just puts the button up his mum bought him over his fat rolls, does his job,goes home and starts inducing fantasies akin to mental illness delusions about characters in a video game being 'good drinking buddies'.

I've been on this site since 2008 so when I see a poster like him (who I know isn't the majority of users on here, most people are either borderline or relatively normal,they just happen to be the loudest because they accompany every post with some fucked up rule 34 of a game character and a paragraph giving us insight into how fucked up and sad his life must be)

I think 'waifu' or whatever that means is literally only 1 step below fully fledged pyschopath, like the type of people who obsess over celebrities and print out every poster and image of them and cover every square inch of their bedroom wall with that person. They're concocting fucked up delusions of grandeur where they can't form healthy friendships in real life but in their dreamworld tracer is totally fine with grabbing a drink with an obese, socially autistic worthless loser who has hundreds of images of her saved to his desktop.

I don't even feel bad for guys like him anymore, i've seriously tried to help them. I ask them to post a photo of themselves or a bio about how old they are and what they do in life so I can try and analyse their problems and see where they went wrong, they cant be happy living like this, but they all just use memes to cover up how fucking pathetic and sad they are and no one ever responds authentically so they can continue being sad pieces of shit afaic. My shotgun shell of assumptions (17~25, FATaf, nojob/works with computers/has no social life)
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Someone buy me Overwatch. My BNET is kabahaly#1461

Add me and we can talk on BNET.
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>>167553158
Sent :)

Welcome to the Dota 2 beta
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>>167552789
Zenyatta is too good and pure for any such thought
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Finally made it into Plat
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>>167553320
Good job
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>>167553156
You might be a sociopath
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>>167553320
nice work anon
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>>167553320
What league did you start in?
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>>167553538
placed gold last season, placed silver this one
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>>167552789
>why does nobody ship the traditionally celebate monk with anyone?

HMMM
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>>167553403
hmm, nah fag, post a photo of yourself and we'll see whatsup
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>>167554023
You're that Chad guy from few days earlier.
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>tfw one person on the other team swaps to counter you
>tfw two people on the other team swap to counter you
>tfw three people on the other team swap to counter you
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Why are these maps so unbalanced. Seriously what retard designed them? The choke points on some maps are lucidious and the distance from the defending spawn point to the last point are all over the place.
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>>167553320


>buy game xmas sale
>be complete clueless retard
>place in plat first time

matchmaking is some weird shit
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>>167554339
It seems like some intern designed them on his coffee break.
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4 games in a row now I've lost because of shitty foreigners who barely speak english on my team who also happen to suck complete ass at whatever they're playing. I really fucking hate solo queue, and by extension the fucking game.
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>>167554339
all decisions from map design to class balance ultimately gets decided by the upper management of blizz

i mean fuck there are tons of rumors that the whole reason sombra is retarded is because they designed her as an assasin/debuffer then last minute removed her damage
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>>167554475
Does it?
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>>167554339
>Aaron and another guy are responsible for map creation. They typically prefer a 3 part map, each part being a little different/emphasizing different heroes, and they like the "start with a choke" format.

They're specifically made that way.
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>>167554339
This is why KotH is the best game mode. I don't mind them in comp though since both teams have to attack and defend.

Pretty much every map is:
>Attacker advantage
>Neutral
>Defender advantage

Which is decent in theory, but 2cp is retardedly broken and I'm so glad matchmaking doesn't force it on me very often.
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>>167554574
All koth maps just turn into Hanamura if you lose the point.
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>>167537979
Yeah. And the maps are only 70m long at best retard.

>Just be a third of the map away from him lol

Roadhog needs to be reworked, he is far too broken.
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>>167554518
She has a voice line about having a deployable mine.
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Someone buy me Overwatch. My BNET is kabahaly#1461

Add me and we can talk on BNET.
Seriously, it's not even about the money, I just can't purchase it where I live. Please and thank you.
>>
when is doomfist
having another melee character could make me play this game for something other than lootbooxes
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fucking christ 76 is a brainless piece of shit
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>>167554865
(You)
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>>167554904
"He's a bit dense"
>>
hey, gamers! what do you think widowmaker's farts taste like?
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>>167554339
What you don't like choke points with a single point of entrance or a last point with a huge sniper path?
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>>167554653
There are at least three flanks from spawn on every KotH map and your team has spawn advantage if they're pushing too far
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>>167554869
If you don't want Overwatch you could always give it to me. My BNET username is kabahaly#1461
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>>167554339
just compare the maps to tf2 and it's obvious as shit that the creators don't know what the fuck they are doing.

I mean hell just look at the mexican map with the underground path that is unnecessarily long
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>>167554865
I didn't get a (you)
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>>167554767
She does have that line and her VA only started recording voice lines a couple months before Blizzcon so it must've been something that was removed pretty late in development.
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can you get the in-game achievements in mystery 6v6? if not that's fucking stupid
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>>167555135
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>>167555185
No, achievements are only for QP and comp right now.
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>>167554339
You expect Blizzard to have standards or consistency? You know how hard it is to make sure the distance from spawn to the last point is the same amongst all maps?

That is a complexity that rivals the theorems used in the LHC
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>>167555264
that's retarded
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>>167554865
>disapear
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>>167554865
thanks for the (you)
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>>167554865
>dat pic
>dat post
>kys
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I need tips for McCree. I mean besides the obvious "aim" is there anything I should know about playing as him?
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>>167554865
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>>167554339
There are two levels of jobs at Blizzard. You have the peons like the basic programmers and artists. You then have their managers. Then you have the big guys like Metzen and Jeff. The managers try to come up with a solution to designing a new map or balancing a hero. It must get approved by the big boys though "when they feel like it" and will flat out be ignored if their ideas don't fit in with "how the game is meant to be played" which is why problems like class balance go for so fucking long or maps get unbalanced

There may or may not have been a second path to the first point on Anubis but the upper boys may or may not have wanted it to "look cool" that the entrance was the double arch thing. It may or may not have taken a shitload of time and effort and meetings to convince them to put to the path that loops around on the left.

Sincerely an old employee that may or may not still work at that trainwreck of a company. Also originally wasn't Mexican, have fun with that one
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I can't help but feel pissed any time I lose if there was a Symmetra on the enemy team.

>just shoot her bro! XD

I am fucking shooting her, that doesn't change the fact that she gets rewarded too much for something that takes no skill.
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>>167555852
She auto aims for more than 180 degrees and fully charged up does 120 damage per fucking second

There is no fucking reason for that hero to exist in a "competitive" fps
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>>167555834
>two levels
>gives 3
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>>167555264
that is straight up stupid
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>>167555852
then pick Sym yourself?
or road

crying here won't acomplish anything senpai
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>>167556132
Fuck off im drunk
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Someone tell me how to not be bad as McRee
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>>167556093
I find that most characters I find stupid to fight I just play Roadhog.

Fight cancer with cancer.
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>>167555834
We know Sombra was originally not Mexican, they said that at Blizzcon
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>>167556230
Stay close to your team, and learn how to aim. Do that Ana bot thing if you want to practice.
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@167554865
Lol stay triggered. I'm holding this (You)
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>>167556297
You wouldn't know however that she was originally reapers sister and the only reason they made her Spanish was because Metzen thought the way she said her ult sounded cool. That was the entire fucking basis of his decision and we had to scrap a shitload of shit we already worked on and had idea for
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>>167555852
Nanosym is so stupid. Unkillable bitch with so much damage.
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>>167555852
Anyone who says she's not a problem is just trolling. Anything that is auto aim is a huge fucking problem. Yes even ults
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Somebody fucking queue with me for that EXP bonus

>>167536805
>keep your distance
kinda fucking hard as D.va m8. Also really bullshit that I can't block the shot after he hooks with my matrix.
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>>167556634
I don't have a problem with auto-aim ults simply because they take time to build and are obvious as fuck. but Sym needs her damage absolutely minimized considering it takes no effort to do.
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Forced 50 is the dumbest meme ever. I'm only playing this shit for loot boxes right now and I barely win 1/3 of the games I play in arcade.
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>>167556842
I mean when he hooks other people, of course, it makes sense that I can't block the shot when he hooks ME
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Is it time for suffering?
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Since when did the hook bypass DM?
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>>167555852
Used to love playing Symmetra when she wasn't OP as fuck.

I get mad every time I see one now.

Especially when I see them throw their sentries willy-nilly because they aren't punished for shit placement anymore. They can basically put them up wherever they run and when they are destroyed, it doesn't matter. It used to matter...
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>>167556374
What Ana bot thing?
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>>167556874
They just need to make her do more damage if she can keep the enemy in her sights near the center of her screen. So reward actually aiming at an opponent instead of holding down a mouse button and jumping around like a retard while your beam follows the target and kills them for you
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>>167557018
The shot after it
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>>167557017
When is it not?
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>>167553092
Embrace the Weebtron anon
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>80% of this general are under plat
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>>167557071
God dammit, you can't just say "Do X to practice!" then not tell me what X is.
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Should I do it buds, should I play my first ever DPS in comp? Until now I've only ever played support in comp
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>>167557279
dumb frogposter
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>>167557481
Custom game against Ana bots and headshots only. Ana is hard to hit and she can't headshot you so you can take all the time you need to practice.
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>>167557493
Do it, you can't be worse than the other player.
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Moments like this are great but I don't like playing Ana. She is too hyperactive for my tastes. If the heal was HoT over several seconds and not just one I would find her more fun to play. Right now if I have to play a healer I'll just pick Mercy because she resembles TF2 medic.
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>place gold
>drop to bronze immediately after

maybe I am actually just bad at everything
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>blinks behind u
>unsheathes pew pew blasters
>CHEAS LUV DA CABBERLEES HEA :DDD
>instantly 1 clips you
>recalls away

Why is Tracer allowed?
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>>167557279
just got plat today
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What do you guys set your sensitivity to? I can't decide on any single one, I change it all the damn time and I feel like it throws me off.
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>>167557725
Thanks anon. I'm going to do it now, I'll report back afterwards
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>>167557071
make a custom game, fill it with 1 or 2 Ana bots and make it headshots only. she can't hurt you because Ana can't headshot and you can practice your aim
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>>167557279
Feels good to be GM.
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>>167557802
mines at 11.80 and I have a 6.5in/360 and i like mccree so fuck me.
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>>167557802
I play at 400 dpi and 5 sens for 76/Cree, 6 for others and 8 for Rein/Pharah.
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Blizzard matchmaking
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>>167557774
wait is sexual vaping a thing?
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>enjoying the social aspect of playing with friends
>mostly have to carry them
how do you tell people you like to git gud?
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>>167548769
>tfw the maps are the length of OP's dick though - teeny tiny.
It's not about the length of the map. It's about positioning hide behind cover and break line of sight. Mccree dmg dropoff starts at 22m but that doesn't mean you will be hit with max dmg every shot.

>tfw can oneshot 20 out of 23 heroes
He can only oneshot 19 heros at 8m. That requires HEADSHOT and the enemy to be exactly at 8m. if you get killed by that then you have bad positioning and you need to learn to strafe. Get behind shield ffs.

>tfw "punishes bad positioning" by just staying on the objective
You can get closer behind rein shield or winston or dva matrix if you want to get that close to the objective. Roadhog punishes enemies who are by themselves. stay with your team and they should protect you.

>tfw the hook is objectively better than McCree's flashbang
McCree can deal dmg both at short and long range. Roadhog to bring his enemies as close as 8m to him to deal his dmg. He needs the hook. Plus the hook gets hard to aim as the distance increase (ITS A PROJECTILE NOT HITSCAN) while mccree's flashbang need no aim.

Also McCree can kill 19 heros as well with flashbang FTH CR FTH

>tfw he does a better job of killing tanks than Reaper
He has no mobility and cant flank as reaper though. if he is seen behind the enemy lines he will get shredded.
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3s are actually way better than the trash that is Quickplay right now.

>no cancerous 3-tank meta
>not as many blatantly aimbotting McCrees, Soldiers and Widows
>not as many ragequitters, and when playing with friends can hillariously made other pre-made 3s mad as fuck.
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>>167558160
you can't, you need a fun account for friends, and a tryhard account where you ignore retards and only play with competent people
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>>167558160
>3.2k diamond
>friend I play with got 1.8k rating
>we both like mccree
Casual's a bitch and his aim is awful, yet he also likes ana for some strange fucking reason.
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>tfw friends are all a bunch of silver shitters who gave up on the game instead of getting good
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>>167558180
Just pick zarya and counter him. bait his hook using her shields then kill him. ezpz
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>>167557802
3000 DPI :-)
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>>167557802
I play at 800 dpi and 21 sensitivity
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>>167558232
Your friends are smart. The game's actually worse now than it was at launch.
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>>167557802
>>167558273
you may be joking, but i'm legit at 5000 DPI, 2 sens
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>>167557849
>>167557725
Our rein fucking left so now we're losing 5v6
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>>167558232
Your friends aren't as stupid as us and seeing this game is total waste of time.
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>>167558407
no I am legit at 3000
I don't know how people can manage with speed so slow they have to move across the whole mousepad.
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>>167557802
1000 dpi, 3.0 sens

You want a high dpi and a low ingame sensitivity, or your crosshair will start skipping pixels and throw off your aim.
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>>167558481
its not slow its very easy to make big swipes quickly and you only need to do it when you need to make a 180 which doesnt happen very frequently
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How much damage a game is considered a lot
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>>167557774
>Ana sleeps, splashes, and lands two hits
>why is this allowed?
>Bastion clicks once and you die
>why is this allowed?
>dva presses q
>why is this allowed?
>Genji slashes you once
>why is this allowed?
>hanzo fires three inches off your head
>why is this allowed?
>junkrat right clicks
>why is this allowed?
>Ilios
>why is this allowed?
>flashbang and fan the hammer
>why is this allowed?
>frozen and headshot
>why is this allowed?
>mercy hides behind roadhog
>why is this allowed?
>JUSTICE
>why is this allowed?
>reaper oneshots you in the head
>why is this allowed?
>*YELLS IN MUSLIM*
>why is this allowed?
>get hooked
>why is this allowed?
>can't out dps dad
>why is this allowed?
>the big heal kit is hacked AGAIN
>why is this allowed?
>Symmetra POTG
>why is this allowed?
>Torbjorn POTG
>why is this allowed?
>one shot, one kill
>why is this allowed?
>Ilios
>why is this allowed?
>Zarya
>why is this allowed?
>dinks the size of basketballs
>why is this allowed?
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>>167557802
800 7 36
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When this came out I'll drop this game
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>>167558686
30-40k?
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>people with over 100 hours on one hero and 20 or lower on every other hero

How does one achieve this level of autism? Worth noting that they're usually either Genji, Widow or Mercy mains.
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>>167558481
how do they manage when they're not playing overwatch? like when they're browsing the internet or something?
i'd go crazy
>>
God dammit
I don't fucking like this game, I just want the D.va skin
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>>167558689
This whole game is just a bunch of shit that is unfun to play against.
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>>167557802
900 DPI, 8 sens
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>>167558893
Do you not have enough coins?
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>>167558862
i suppose they have mice that have multiple settings
i do too, but i forget too much
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>>167558947
No
I thought they were 2000 instead of 3000 because I haven't played in months
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>>167558689
Personally, my only gripes are with Hanzo.
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>how to tell someone is a shitter: they have high sens
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>>167557771
Nah, went from Plat to Gold today because teams kept throwing or trolling.
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>>167558689
>>hanzo fires three inches off your head
That and Roadhog's hook having a 6s CD is my only problem with the game for the most part
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>>167557774
>not killing things as giggling time lesbo
Why not?
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>>167558689
Can you not post this shit? I'm having trouble as it is getting two boxes a game just to get the holiday skins. Once it's over I'm taking a nice long fucking break until the next one.
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>>167559139
Road hogs hook having a six second CD and his ability to one shot almost every class in the game is ducking bullshit: I mean fuck he can one shot zarya if he wins for the head well enough
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Anyone here playing some my heroes I do can advise for better win Qp,Comp, game around levels SR 2300 and portrait #300

Heroes are mainly
( QP )
Mei 54% Winrate 2.2 K/D 38 hours
Zen 58.5% WR 2.2 K/D 31h
Zarya 54.1% 2.53 28h
Dva 50% 3.15 19h
Rein 49% 1.53% 17h
Hanzo 62% 2.84 15h
Roadhog 48% 2.21% 14h
Lucio 54% 1.61 14h

( Comp )
Zarya 53% 3.3 6h
Zen 52% 2.5 5h
Mei 30% 1.9 1h
Rein 20% 1.6 1h
Dva 50% 4.0 1h
Mercy 60% 0.2 1h
Sym 70% 2.75 45m

Advice, criticize, hate, joke accept all please
but if possible use simple english thanks
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>>167559332
t. phoneposter
>>
>4 stack refuses to go into team chat much to the dismay of the other solo Qer and I
>We lose due to positioning issues and ult mismanagement

Just play QP if you do this shit
>>
What were rest of the people doing.
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>>167559507
Getting beamed down by the Zarya you fed
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>>167559507
Not feeding Zarya.
>>
>>167559507
I get this card frustratingly often as Dva
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>>167559451
When is the next map coming? I can't handle playing this same shit over and over

Also why are so many parts of the map useless. Perfect example is the African map. So much shit up to the first point is usless.
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>>167559507
>40% of team's damage
they were busy not sinking 12k hits into rein shields
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>>167559350
You want us to type up tips on most of the heroes in the game for you? Or what is the purpose of your post?
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>>167558992
I have 13k :^)
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>>167559507
Now post your eliminations
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>>167558748
No fucking way, I've never even broken 20k
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>>167559619
destroying rein shield is a very important part of the game idiot you cant hit shit when their entire team is behind it
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>>167559649
Sorry everyone my english is bad again

I would like people to tell me which heroes and how to play competitive that will actually increase rank, because with 53% winrate i am still at same SR beginning of season.

Is there anything in that data to stand out, is my intent, not to imply it should all be commented upon, each part,

Thanks again,.
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>unironically playing a TF2 rip off.

https://youtu.be/DJellJzqnwU?t=5m6s
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>>167559709
I break 30k fairly regularly with D.vas pea shooters, what heroes you play?
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any shitters 1.5k trying to queue?
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>>167559747
>a very important part of the game
>>167559507
>What were rest of the people doing.
They were doing ... the other important parts of the game

breaking the rein shield is one but your card does not say "4 gold medals"
>>
>legendary shoots up!
>500 gold!

FUCK YOURSELF BLIZZARD
>>
>>167559694
Do you really wanna see?

Playing drunk is kind of hilarious.
>>
>>167559985
Oh dear
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>>167559965
I'd rather have 500 coins towards a skin I want than some garbage for a hero I won't ever play.
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hi!
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>>167559985
How many times did the enemy healers nanoboost/rez resulting in a teamwipe? 100 times?
>>
>>167557725
>>167558447
My 2nd game playing DPS in comp I got 4 gold medals (including healing as soldier) + silver obj time.

We lost.

I wonder if I should just keep playing and see if eventually it works out.
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HOW DO WE END DVAFAGS?
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>>167560098
That's better
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>>167559908
>in-game D. Va absolutely shreds anyone within 10m in a couple of seconds

Was there some point where her spread really was so bad she couldn't hit Winston if he was sitting on her gun?
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>>167560098
Ni hao!
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>>167560195
>>167560098
Annyeong~
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>>167559553
>>167559592
They didn't have Zarya. They did have autistic smurf Widow main.

>>167560136
They didn't have to rez a single time.
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>>167560195
>>
>PLAYING A TF2 KNOCK OFF

https://youtu.be/DJellJzqnwU?t=5m6s
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>>167560312
>mercy
>guy who can't headshot
hm
>>
I fucking suck and I'm not getting any better
>>
>>167560570
same
>>
>>167560570
same
>>
>>167560570
It's more of a moba than fps so the game sucks more than you do.
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>>167560098
>>167560228
>>167560273
Bonjour
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>>167560098
HELLO!
>>
>don't enjoy playing anymore
>want the D.va skin
>paying money is stupid because I'm only playing to get the skin
>>
Anyone got any in-game Sombra butt shots?
>>
>>167560724
ONE

HUNDRED

PERCENT

GERMAN

HELLO!

>>167560772
arcade boxes reset tomorrow just wait
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>>167560724
>>167560657
>>167560273
>>167560228
>>167560098
howdy.
>>
>>167560831
Wait to get 9 whites and 3 blues? Fucking great

I paid 40 fucking dollarydoos for this damn game why do they shove microtransactions in it
>>
>>167560098
THE ROOSTER CROWS AT NIGHT
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>>167560828
>no qt hacker to BRRRRRT on your face
>>
>>167560772
Why do you want the D.va skin if you don't enjoy the game?

If you don't enjoy it, shouldn't you stop playing?

If you stop playing, having or not having a skin is irrelevant.
>>
>>167560915
It's better than paying.
>>
>>167560915
put it this way, whales keep the servers online
>>
Hanzo is a strong attack choice on almost every map provided you keep 35%+ accuracy
>>
>>167559985
Jesus mate. Ive had games like that were I only got 4 kills playing support and still got gold. It just means you're team was beyond trash. Kudos
>>
>>167561020
You know what could keep the server online? People fucking buying the game

I can deal with that excuse in a freemium game but this is bullshit
>>
>>167561036
>defending junkrat shitters
>>
>>167560319
>>167560195
>KOTH on Nepal
>At 80-100 charge on Zarya
>D.Va flies in thinking she can do shit
>Carve that bitch right out of her meka
>Chat goes wild at how quickly she was taken down
Goddam that was satisfying as fuck
>>
So, what exactly are you escorting on each of the Payload maps?
I know about the bomb in King's Row and the Gauntlet in Numbani but other than that I don't really get it.
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>>167560098
>>167560228
>>167560273
>>167560657
>>167560724
>>167560904
Физкyльт-пpивeт!
>>
>>167561103
Welcome to 10 years ago grampa, charging money for cosmetics has been like the least harmful jew mechanic in games, see any other similar title, they sell season pass, characters, levels, weapons, cards, xp boosters, and all that kind of shit. Random loot crates are borderline gacha crap, but it's impossible to find a AAA game that doesn't have some sort of post purchase microtransaction/dlc etc, even nintendo does it, no one is safe.
>>
>>167561209
In beanland it's an EMP to blow up the local power plant I think
In Eichenwalde it's a battering ram
>>
>>167560098
>>167560228
>>167560273
>>167560657
>>167560724
>>167560904
Greetings
>>
>>167561209
Hollywood is very obviously a VIP of some kind
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>>167561209
Dorado it's a power core for the power plant. Hollywood it's an Omnic Director in the car who is being targeted by an anti-omnic group. Gibraltar it's the satellite drone for Winston's recall
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It's a weird feeling when you know you did bad but at the end of the round find out that everyone did so, so much worse.
>>
>>167561252
Splatoon
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>>167561209
Route 66 you're escorting the bomb/ammo off the train to the ammo stockade. That's why the bridge was blown up and the train taken down in the first place.

Gibraltar is just a satellite from Winstons office to the launch vehicle.

Eichenwalde is the battering ram for the door. Why you take it beyond I don't know.

Dorado is a powercore or something to the power station.

Hollywood is an omnic film director to his trailer.
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>>167561240
I will correct my mistake
>>167561325
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>>167561145
Anon, if any character has gold at two eliminations that's embarrassing. That's usually a good sign that your team is getting rolled.
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>he's out damaged on body shot by a fucking healer
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>>167561403
>Eichenwalde is the battering ram for the door. Why you take it beyond I don't know.
Isn't it about Reinhard taking armor from his master's corpse?
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>>167561540
I don't think there is a feeling on earth more pleasurable than killing flankers as Mercy. It's like none of them know what she can do and expect you to lie down and die when you see them.
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>>167561641
He was talking about Ana
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>>167561604
I got that impression that you were taking the armor as well.
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well i've been on all day and i'm feeling tired
goodnight /owg/
i love you
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>>167561730
Goodnight, sleep tight reap tight.
>>
>>167561604
Yeah but you don't need the ram to do that, and you take it all the way inside for some reason. The door it breaks through just gets replaced anyway (like all big doors in payload), so what the fuck was the ram for? To break down the door to get the ram inside for no reason?
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Why does Blizzard bother to block groups from playing if they're not all in the same 1000 SR range when the highest rank can just throw a few games by himself so they can all play anyways?
>>
Winston's ult lasts too long and Roadhog's hook regens too fast.
>>
I'm confused about DVA's defense matrix, is it actually a good screen if you are paired with a 76 on your team to let him get some freeshots?
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>>167561825
I remember plenty of people thinking it would be reverse hybrid because why would you escort the battering ram through the castle after you've busted the door down.
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>>167561897
>Winston's ult lasts too long

It's still situational as fuck.
I get that the whole point is that he loses control, but it would be significantly more useful if you had more control over his movements.
>>
>>167561897
winston melt in 4 seconds even with ult up, he is a fucking giant bullet magnet and loses his aoe
>>
>>167561916
It eats bullets, projectiles and some ults (that are projectiles), so use it like that. It's not a shield like Reins, but can be used to temporarily protect someone if they need it.
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>>167561897
Reinhardt covers too big of an area.
Genji can miss by two continents and still hit.
Soldier is literal aimbot.
Ana doubles target's effective health and massive damage boost.
Pharah fires million missiles and it's still a melee ability.
Junkrat does fuck all.
Mei covers half the map and rarely can you escape.
Team based game but Zarya says fuck you to that.

Ults were a god damn mistake and they ruin the game.
>>
>>167562042
>>167562053
immunity to CC when
>>
>didn't like Reaper, thought he was dumb and edgy
>liked flanking
>tried reaper
>holy shit this is fun!

who's your unexpected fun character?
>>
>>167562156
definitely tracer, once /owg/ told me that if i tried playing her more i'd have fun, i had a great time going fast.
>>
Why is there a widow in every single quickplay game?

I can't stand playing against this piece of shit blueberry
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>>167562156
Winston
>mfw bullying Widowcunts and Genjifags with monkey dick
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>>167562156
Zenyatta, definitely Zenyatta

>handing out orbs left and right
>discording prime targets
>using charged orbs to kill 200 HP characters while peeking corners
>healing niggas
>cucking shitter blade, aimbot visor, blizzard bitch, and gravity bitch by Transcending all over them
>>
>>167562156
Roadhog and Mei
I don't like playing as fat characters, I think they promote obesity in teenagers, but woa I'm super good at landing hooks, and I love freezing people to death, I can stomach being fat if it means I get to make other people miserable with my skill.
>>
>>167561390
>gr
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>>167559965
>legendary shoots up
>firefighter mei
>i already have the christmas skin
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>Get Widow and Hanzo
>Neither of them can kill bastion or torb's turret

It just fucking baffles me.
>>
>everyone demands 2 healer 2 tank

this game is fucking stupid and imbalanced
>>
>>167562834
Its the best thing we'll get for the next 10 years
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>>167562614
What you don't see is me saying "get on the damn the point" above that. The only team communications that were done the entire round. Pic is the last round of the same game. It's not even like we had a god-awful team set-up, they just refused to ever walk on the actual point. You'd think they would have to walk on at least by accident, but nope.
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>>167555141
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>>167556460
>¡Apagando las luces!
>English: Turning off the lights!
>>
>>167536161
>Winston can use a shield CD buff. (Otherwise he is ok)
Yes please, or anything really. Being a Winston main is suffering sometimes...

Something that some of my friends have thrown around that I really like as a concept would be to replace some of Winston's Health/Armor with Shields. The idea would be to keep his base total the same, but for him to have a bit of all three instead of just Armor and Health.

What do you guys think about that idea?
>>
>>167563118
telling people to "get on the damn point" when you have 1 kill is a bit much, anon. especially in QP
>>
>>167563248
>turning off the lights

lewd
>>
>>167563310
did you read the original post or did you skip it anon
>>
>>167563420
I read it. Why?
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>>167563248
Have sauce for that artist? I always see his stuff posted but img search never finds anything
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>>167562530
>>
Is Roadhog's hook -> shoot still unstoppable? There are times I can use Mei's ice block or Tracer's blink to get out of it, but some times I die before the stun ends.

Is it lag? Are the ones I escape bad Roadhogs letting me go accidentally?
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>6 whiskey and cokes in
Im kinda a bit buzzed /owg/ who should I piay ?
>>
>>167563602
Overblotch
>>
>tfw your team refuses to announce when they have ult or even that they're about to use it
>"sorry it was just an impulse"

Plat is suffering
>>
>>167563812
Could be lag or it could be the Roadhog player is still trying to time the shot instead of just holding M1. If Roadhog holds M1 after the hook there is literally nothing you can do to stop the shot from coming out before you can do anything.
>>
>>167563812
the patched has changed it so now even if you are a 250hp hero, or someone who was skinny enough to sometimes survive like mercy or ana it doesn't matter. You get hooked 99% of the time you are dead. however the hook can no longer phase you through objects or walls, it will lose connection if it tries. So anytime you do get hooked you have no one to blame but yourself.
>>
>>167563516
Just checking.
>>
>>167563828
Hanzo. I somehow always get better at Hanzo when I'm drunk.
>>
>>167563828
Junkrat. Spam all over and pretend you're useful. Or Lucio and ride all the way to the skybox.
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>queue up for Mystery Heroes
>traveling to Hanamura
>prepare to att-
>leave
>>
>>167563913
If this is the case, do you know if there is any "working as intended" tier posts from Blizzard saying it's totally fine that you have ZERO chance of escaping from a competent hook?
>>
>>167564091
Nope, Blizzard thinks Roadhog one shotting 95% of the cast with a 21m range death combo is fine.
>>
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God dayum this new vid is pure fire
>>
>>167564091
Hook is the entire purpose of Roadhog. It's terrible design but this is Blizzard we are talking about.
>>
>>167564091
Goodman made a post a while back saying it's designed that way
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I can't enjoy the game anymore since I've hit the rank where climbing solo is impossible

fuck games where you can't carry
>>
>>167564089
>queue up for Mystery
>king's row attack
>they have bastion, rein, d.va, hog, ana, and 76
>we have 2 mercys, a winston, a torb, and 2 hanzos
>our rolls never got any better

I sure do love Mystery
>>
>>167564181
Yea, I know

>>167564152
>>167564182
I think the hook is fine, assuming you can escape it if you have an escape ability available. Hook in to insta death is fine as a mechanic if the Roadhog actually uses it tactically and hooks you after you use ice block as Mei, or after your rocket boost as Pharah. It's just totally brainless otherwise.
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>>167563986
>>167564041
>in match with 5 stack
>defense Gibraltar
>picked mccree because why not. Missing most of my shots
>loose 2nd point and check stats
>gold eliminations
>1 kill
Fucking how?
>>
>>167564170
whoa whoa

sauce me up senpai
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>>167564256
>fuck team games you can't ignore your team and manage to singlehandedly win
>>
>>167564181
The hook would be great if you could pop an ability before you finished travelling. It would make Roadhog a lot more tactical, because now players have to decide on spending their ult (Zen) or other shit-hits-the-fan ability on a single character to save their own life or saving it and hoping your team won't need it on your walk back to the fight.
>>
>>167564357
>>>/aco/1178173
>>
>>167564272
All hook does is make Reinhardt, an already mandatory character, even more important
>>
>>167564319
In quick play anything is possible.

Like this Drunkrat anon.
>>167559985
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>>167564357
>wanting sauce on SFM shit
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>>167564419
God bless you
>>
New thread
>>167564495
>>167564495
>>
>>167564383
played plenty of (good) teamgames where you could still carry fuck off
>>
>Start playing sombra in quick play
>She's super fun
>None of my teammates ever capitalize on things I do though and when they do they don't know I set them up

meh.

They can just think rein dropped his shield for no reason, I guess.
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>>167564429
Yup. Hada competent tem as zarya. and went 14-3on attack Hanamura. Who's up nexxt?
>>
>>167562129
Ults were a god damn mistake and they ruin the game. nah the real reason is this:
>>167554339
The maps are retarded and show how unbalanced the game is when 1/3 of heroes need special map points to be balanced.
Thank back to all your favorite tf2 maps, all your favorite UT maps, favorite quake maps, favorite tribes maps, they were all exceedingly simple compared overwatch, only thing that comes close is Oasis part 1 City Center.
It's funny because the maps are too big yet the game is too fast. you can GG these maps retardedly fast with just one or 2 team caps. They should have gone with either a CS style one life per round with small maps or TF2 causal style where you can die tons and get back in there.
The Map design means you have to be tryhard every game..
>>167556460
neat, tell us more. Has blizzard been bad sense EA merger? Their quality has taken a notable dip.
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>>167564851
opps, forgot to green txt quote, whatever>>167564851
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>>167558180
>McCree can deal dmg both at short and long range.
>and long range

Kill yourself you retard
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>>167564851
they need custom servers or custom arcades, I'd just play KOTH/control maps over and over switching heroes up all the time, having a blast when I get board with one, on to the next.
it's not fun to play these tryhard maps in pub play for very long
>>
>>167564689
You really have to call out what you're doing in team chat via voice if you want Sombra to be useful. She's still fun though.
>>
>>167561725
>>167561604
I actually don't know why you're removing the body from the throne, though considering someone's trying their damnedest to stop you it must not be for good purposes.

>Bastion and Zenyatta can participate in EMPing their fellow Omnics in King's Row
>Zarya and Torbjorn can work to protect said Omnics
>Winston can try to stop his own satellite from launching
>>
>>167563985
Okay. How's your day going?
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Best and cutest pairing
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>>167568574
who is?
>>
>>167559084
Or they have a potato laptop that only allows <10 FPS
>>
>>167561013
It will never happen. Just go to /g/ to read all the rants about female CompScis.
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