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> News
- Nintendo released a Splatoon presentation during their Switch expo. It's exclusively in Japanese, but still contains useful information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVow4GHi4o
- All weapon types will be returning to Splatoon 2! This includes Splatlings and Sloshers. http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155899911016/the-tried-and-true-splattershot-hasnt-changed
- It has been confirmed that no supers from Splatoon 1 will be returning in the sequel. Check out the new supers on the Splatoon tumblr. http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155902111001/interestingly-enough-all-of-the-special-weapons
- Splatoon 2 has been announced and is slated for a release date of Summer 2017! Watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME
> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
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- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
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- http://splatoonwiki.org/
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- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
Thanks OP, I think we might end up having a thread hiatus until more news comes out though.
>>167406576
Oh well, can't help it.
We need to have more squads.
Squads are the lifeblood of these threads. When Spla2n comes out lets not all go rushing of to a Discord or whatever social media the app connects to
Passing by apologyI just want to say sorry for letting the thread 404. My internet went out so there was nothing I could do.
possible leak here: >>>/v/366361157
The statements of the leaker seem reasonable so far.
>>167409912
Go advertise your fake shit else where
>>167409912
>possible leak
fuck off
>>167402317
interesting
Friends with Octolings!
>>167409912
this really isn't genuine
>>167409912
uh huh. and I'm the king of spain.
Gooood mornin', guys!
So are we going to let the thread go on hiatus or what ?.
>>167415768
Good morning.
>>167415854
Wasn't suggesting we should on purpose, just not to worry if it does.
Bamboozler is awesome.
>>167416767
Oh ok that makes sense.
>>167418301
mini splatlings are under appreciated.
A is such a dreadful rank. Carrying shitty teammates is somehow harder than dealing with incompetent enemies, eventhough there are less of them.
>>167420020
Zimi is literally the best gun in the game. Underappreciated, my ass.
>>167421059
don't call it that
>>167421348
Zimizimizimizimi remiremiremiremi
Look alive, squids! We've got news!
http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-2-producer-on-the-setting-weapons-stages-gear-single-player-campaign-amiibo-online-more/
good evening, anons
>>167423189
>The transmission data size has been decreased thanks to some optimization
>Also, Nintendo will be trying to match players who are closer together or on a similar communication quality as much as possible
oho
>>167423189
>>167423189
>The team purposely tried keeping the same game properties and main controls from Wii U. Even on Wii U, you can’t see two different displays at once. When playing on that console, you were moving your gaze back and forth. Nintendo essentially replaced that with button controls.
What do you think of this? It sounds like they're admitting that the Wii U's screen was a pointless gimmick.
>>167424163
Well duh. Everyone knows it. Even Nintendo.
>>167424163
Considering that not even Nintendo knew what to do with it, it pretty much was a pointless gimmick.
I thought it had potential.
>>167424336
Except rip inkstrike, beakons, quick jumps and all that awesome stuff.
>>167425242
Inkstrike and beakons yes.
Quick jump looks to be as efficient as ever however.
hows your day going mine isnt
>>167425719
nothing wrong with resting if you don't have anything important to do
>>167425995
I'm too much of a nervous person to rest
>>167425719
I'm trying to stay awake all day to fix my sleeping schedule
Luna is stupid. Not because it's overpowered, but because there's no smart ways of playing it. You just aim in people's general direction and get to S while having zero skill, strategy or even concept of objective.
I love you, /ink/!
>>167427069
Luna is only good in close spaces
Bring it anywhere you are able to maneuver and it gets outranged by almost every weapon in the game
>>167427925
I love you too
>>167427948
If only. It outranges quite a lot of things. Rollers except Dynamo, brushes, small spreadfire guns, Tri-Slosher, Splash-o-Matic, OG Blaster's direct... That's, like, third of all the weapons.
>/ink/ went strong for over a year after the announcement of splatoon
>cant even live off of hype of splatoon 2 announcement for a month
im sad
>>167431797
Well, I don't really see much to be excited about. Maybe some Callie and Marie news would be helpful.
>>167432024
>I don't really see much to be excited about. Maybe some Callie and Marie news would be helpful.
I'm a waifufag and don't really get people who hate us but wow, this is a low.
>>167423189
I was hoping for a bigger sp campaign, guess that's not happening
>>167431797
>/ink/ went strong for over a year after the announcement of splatoon
>being surprised that there was more hype around a brand new concept than a fairly straightforward sequel
seeing as it's so dead in here http://paintschainer.preferred.tech/
come colour with me, /ink/
>>167434183
THE FUTURE IS WAY TOO FUCKING ADVANCED
>>167434183
>Blonde
Huh, who knew AI could have shit taste.
>>167432506
Eh, I wouldn't consider myself a waifufag but I would really think showing both the sisters would help bring this thread back for a while, especially if they are dancing or singing.
It's just the footage they're showing is not really exciting. Woo! New hub! Woo! New mechanics! They don't say anything about Splatfests or any new type of shop, it's boring for Splatoon currently.
>>167436307
is this better?
that "leaker" that someone posted said that there will be a stage that's based in the old hub
I think that's really neat, whether it's true or not.
I don't get people who read leaks, why would you want all the details spoiled for you before you're supposed to know them?
No better than dataminers.
>>167435851
>>167434183
Gee I sure could go for someCallie in thigh highsright now
>>167431797
Did it really, since E3 2014? I thought the first generals were after the testfire.
>>167434183
AHHHH
>>167434183
>SERVER ERROR
Dammit I wish I'd noticed that before spending ten minutes colouring.
>>167423189
>Since two years
>The squid teens are now 16
>>167440160
How old is Callie and Marie now?
>>167440160
Only the ones from the first game. The ones we play in the new game are presumably fresh.
>>167440294
16
>>167440349
But Callie has a driver license
she can't be 16
>>167440349
>Only the ones from the first game.
They were explain to be 14 in the first game, and the sequel is two years passed
>>167440608
Exactly, so the ones from the first game are at least 16, but the ones we play in Splatoon 2 are fresh Inklings, so they're only 14.
>>167440813
Not that it matters, since it's just an arbitrary number that only applies to humans, not Inklings, a fictional species.
>>167440886
yeah 14 is probably the legal age
>>167440349
>16
epic, simply epic
Anyone want to squad? Rotation is Mall and Mahi Zones so expect chargers.
>>167442720
yes, i approve of this image
>>167442934
Yeah, give me a minute to start up. nnid?
>>167444169
People in the thread do you still get offended if people don't spoiler their NNID?Godzillabean
>>167444482
I don't get offended but at this point it's a tradition
>>167444482
Yeah, I think it's just an /ink/ quirk now. Sent.
>>167441413
just remember, none of it matters unless it's a porn doujin, and then you just lie and put "all characters in this are 18 plus" despite what's canon
if that's not enough for you, take your prudish autism and leave now
>>167405805
I hate Primarina so much, so fucking much.
And all the ones who it in battle royal as well.
That was a good one.
>>167434183I regret many things, this isn't one of them.
That was not.
>gal solos the entire team multiple times
Please remove this fucking weapon
Back in a minute, I feel like a race horse cheating at weigh in.
>>167449283
>It happens again
Please end my suffering
These CRBs are making me ANGERY.
I'm done. When a gal just invalidates so many fucking weapons I'm reminded why I don't have fun most of the time in this game.
>>167452702
Fair enough, that last one was bull. GGs though, I had fun.
Inkling visits Zootopia.
I tell you what though, I got two sprinkler kills by throwing it onto the billboard over the enemy's right-side path.
Do you think we'd ever have enough people for a private battle here?
>>167454407
nah
Why does Splatoon generate so much salt.
>>167455640
dunno but i'm still waiting
>>167455640
I hope I have a dream about marie
>>167458597
lord get the fire hose
>>167458892
Is it just me or is there no discernible skill difference between S and S+?
>>167405805
>splatgen still lives
Holy shit. I stopped checking in months ago when my game pad's analog fucked up and I couldn't play anymore. How you nigs doing? What's the meta like these days? How you feel about Spla2?
>>167460415
>splatgen
fuck is that
>>167460415
Bomb range is the new meta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbO7W-wtWPc
>>167460661
Damn son
been doing a lot of research on this baby
>3324 pictures of virgin killer sweater on pixiv
GEEZ
>>167463045
oh, it's that NEW sweater meme. I've been missing out.
>>167460464
Splatoon general. Come on anon, I'm autistic and I understood it.
>>167463045
This is a terrible sweater and I will never understand why everyone likes it so much.
>>167468202
It's rather stylish.
>>167468202
>sweater that shows all the back, ass and a degree of sideboob
I dont know man
>>167423189
>miiverse replacement
Thank GOD they're looking into it.
>>167468678
If it was worn with something underneath then I could agree.
>>167470258
At that point you might as well be naked. A towel covers more than that meme sweater.
>>167474871
>A towel covers more than that meme sweater.
I think you're exaggerating. Have you ever seen... I don't know, a bikini?
>>167474871
if you see it as a sweater of course it doesnt make sense, it more like comfy lingerie
she makes me really happy
>>167474949
>I think you're exaggerating
Not really, a towel of proper length will cover the entire bodydepending on the bust of a female it may enhance the bust of courseand even some of the legs and thighs.
>Have you ever seen... I don't know, a bikini?
I was mostly talking about function because a bikini has a reason to show that much skin, a sweater doesn't that defeats it's purpose.
>>167475983
>if you see it as a sweater of course it doesnt make sense
I do and that's why it annoys me
>it more like comfy lingerieThat never crossed my mind because the few times I saw a picture of someone wearing it was in publicI still don't like it
>>167480654
>That never crossed my mind
...Are you retarded?
>>167480654
its more like japan has a fixation with sweaters
>>167480654
I don't know if this is really relevant, but knitted stuff isn't just for warmth. Summer knitwear is a pretty big fashion category for example.
goodnight callie
i love youa lot a lot a lot a lot
>>167482656
Prove it
Our lord and saviour has blessed us once again.
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61288734
>>167483725
>the cinnamon bubblegum
[sweats internally]
>>167480914
That's not my idea of lingerie anon so of course it never crossed my mind.
>>167480974
They really do and out of all the meme outfits this one was the best of them all.That cat one was just full on retarded though
>>167481302
Your not wrong but I was meaning in an general purpose.
>>167483725
>all the artists Octoling is too lewd to post
oh well
Why there are so few weapons with seekers? I'd kill for a splatling with seekers.
Anyone up for some SQUADS don't feel like losing my S rank today
AddYulwei
Guess I'll turn off my Wii U then
>>167488886
It's like 4am NA. What did you expect.
>>167489609
Some Europeans. I only need 1 to suad
>>167490183
The game is dead in Europe though.
>>167490249
Never thought it was so dead that you couldn't get one player on the weekend.
Regional matchmaking will kill this game in Euroceania if it's ever implemented
>>167490371
4chan doesn't have the biggest Splatoon player base. Even in this general I'm fairly certain that at least 40% of the people here don't even play anymore.
>>167490716
Considering most people don't seem to understand when I press 'To Me' I'm inclined to think that they have "C'mon" popping up on their screen and apparantly this was so misunderstood that Nintendo changed it for 2
http://www.strawpoll.me/12273620
Be honest please.
>>167490871
I think you should make the distinction between Treehouse and Nintendo. I personally don't understand the confusion with C'mon! Judd tells you what it means and anyone with common sense should realize what it means after the first few games.
>>167491109
So people are just bad at the game. I don't feel reassured
>>167490183
I don't get up until the crack of noon on weekends. Also on weekdays.
dumb takoposters
>>167495807
i could go for some sushi right about now
good morning callie
>>167497909
She's still asleepin my bed
>>167498013
wrong
>>167498085
>pokemon sheets, blanket and pillow case
>sleeping with a plushie
>living in a prison cell
>>167498178
the sheets are cool, but the walls confuse me slightly. maybe me sleeps in the bathroom?
>>167498647
my bedroom is in mybasementbecause it's cozy, cool and quiet
>>167498826
cute
>>167498826
Do they let you out?
>>167498826
>tfw your entire apartament is "cozy, cool and quiet"except when a tram passes by, then it's not cosy nor quiet
Well, at a plus side, my internet is good.
Why is an English name especially a Charger an automatic loss
Oh yeah I lost my S and and spiralling down to A because A+ seem to think long flanks and clumping up are both viable tactics while we're losing
>>167501505
>Everyone English except me is bad
Epic
>>167503260Assuming I'm English.Nah I'm shit as well but the issue is my playstyle seems to gel better with the Japanese than with Westerners. If I play support they play objective and vice versa whereas with westerners everyone does whatever until the last minute or overtime when suddenly the entire team becomes MLG unfortunately it's usually too late
>>167503446
Maybe you read Japanese better than me, but part of it might be that the English name sticks out when they play badly, whereas the moons get mixed up with each other and don't look singularly bad.
>>167503806
When determining if someone is shit I go by how much their presence was felt in the match if we lose and I'm surprised that weapon was even in the match both on our team or theirs then you're not doing too hot
As for reading names, I've seen loads of japanese shitters but 98% of Western named Chargers either go negative or break even and have the Tower or Fish travelling right under their nose as we lose the lead. The proportion is far less among the japanese
good evening, /ink/
>>167507219
you want to squad
>>167507219
good evening yurop
>>167507621
i'd like to
nnid?
>>167508708
Sorry for late reply
Add Yulwei
Booting up my game
>>167510362
i got you already
ready when you are
>>167510645
Squad Up
I wish I hadn't deranked.
someone tell me how that dynamo didn't get a single kill
Why did people not want to burst the bubble? If we'd blown it we'd have won
Plus I picked the wrong bucket
Oh well A rank here I come
why the fuck did they take it back towards our goal
>>167511924
Not enough lag
>>167513343
Especially when enemy where still up. If we had wiped them then maybe but this was pure idiocy. I'm sure they were both on spawn saying booyah instead of playing
This bucket is underrated. Perfect Support type
nice one
We're fighting the same guys over and over
yep these ls guys, surprised they haven't tried the same strat again
I tried but as I said Slosher Run Speed just doesn't work
2 more gonna try and get 99
Mission Accomplished
GG Clover
I need to eat so I'll leave it there and get S tomorrow
>>167516857
ggs man, and best of luck tomorrow
>>167516985
Thanks I'll need it
please don't die /ink/
Tako!
wonder if there will be some more splatoon news this month, i hope so.
also, since spla2n is releasing during an launch year, would you be open to bi yearly release like 1 to 2 or should they just keep building on spla2n(with physical reprints for updated content) and only release splatoon 3 on the next console?
i love him
Tri-Sloshers fire rate is ruining me for other Sloshers. Times I would've traded with any other bucket I'm getting doubles and triples and sometimes living to see another day
>>167527169
>>167528448
...he said right before getting Luna'd because he has no range.
>>167532398
As a Cucket enthusiast unless it's TC tri can out range and out turf a Luna.
>>167528448
>>167532398
But more seriously, Tri is tailor-made for quick close combat, its only downfall is that it doesn't have the instant close-range splat of practically any other small arm bar Inkbrush- which is compensated by consistency, rudimentary but still usable enviroment usability and respectable range without Luna's slowness or Carbon's total lack of range.
Slosher and especially Sloshmo, however, are made to abuse cover and range first and foremost, not for quick splats. Slosher's arc lets you hit where no other weapon except Sloshmo and burst bombs can even dream of, and Sloshmo is quite literally a stretched lightweight Luna with built in run speed and burst bombs. If you want to win in direct combat, you pick any other 3-liner.
First Splatfest will be Scientology vs Flat Earth
remember, Octarians are not the bad guys
Cap'n is just a bully
>>167522080
>Rollers can eat a lot and burn off all the food easily with a few rounds of turf.
>>167537682
stop right there criminal octoshit
don't make me get the hose
Think of how much better Spla2n would be with Octarians and Octolings assisting the Inklings
anti gravity islands, geothermal energy, safety from rain inside the spheres
>>167542010
fuck off and die race traitor
>>167542010
>safety from rain inside the spheres
>what the fuck is a building
>>167542128
relax squiddo, it's not like nintendo would really allow it, Bowser is still the badguy to Mario even after all these years of tolerance of each other for parties and Kart racing.but splatoon is made by the new crew, so Octarian friendship is not totally out of the question
>>167542010
>>167542475
>Inklings melt in rain meme
Not being able to swim in water doesn't mean water is acid to them.
>>167542650
Unfortunately Octofags are retarded.
she is small
mochitaichi draws moyashi and ikako again, this time SFW
>>167545275
did moyashi and ikako always have the reverse colorings?
>>167545608
no. i actually think it looks really weird.
>>167545608
What do you mean?
>>167546038
look at the insides of their tentacles. the part that's normally white
>>167545608
>>167545916
oh shit I was wrong
how have I have noticed
>>167547385
never noticed that
>>167546126
>>167548984
i need more of that ghost woomy in the background
>sz/tc/sz/tc
japan wins again
>>167549098
seems kinda disgusting splating someone in the mouth, like blowing your snot into your friend's throat
Would any hot single woomies in my area like to squad?
>>167552365
i need to get up early tomorrow, maybe next time
enjoy the tune while you wait for someone else
https://youtu.be/xfRE3KJfxfQ
>>167544931
>>167554871
Coffee based Callies are popular this thread
Woomy!
goodnight callie
i love you
>>167561638
Good night.
>>167553253
Pretty good theme I won't lie.
good morning, /ink/
>>167561638
night night
Passing by bump.
>>167568295
Once more.
I'm sure this has probably been asked before, but I am not in these threads a lot. What are people's rank and weapon? Or, if people don't wanna answer that again, what do you think the average rank is in /ink/?
>>167434183
>>167571084
S+, mostly use Tri-Slosher Nouveau, H3D, Refurbished Mini Splatling and Sloshing Machine Neo. I think most of us are at least S.
>>167571084
http://www.strawpoll.me/12273620
I was curious about that myself so I ran a poll. Weapon I feel doesn't matter as much because people can have multiple weapons they love or are really good at.
>>167571408
>>167571495
Ah, okay cool, thanks. Seems like people hover around S, according to the poll. Makes sense, and I'm right there with ya. Though sticking with my Octobrush Noveau has made rising higher a real challenge
Bump once again
i love splatoon
3 page preview translation coming soon to a theater near you
japanese is at https://twitter.com/Hetchhog_tw/status/828568740295946240 if you just can't wait
>>167548984
>You can't rank down if you don't play Splatoon
>>167576160
It's a good game
I'm not really excited about having to spend $360 for Splatoon 2
>>167582153
You're spending 300 of that on the best gaming device after PC.
>>167582153
At least it's not $480 leafbux
>>167582153
If this game doesn't get a bundle I'll be shocked
>>167582290
Switch doesn't look bad but Splatoon is the only thing I really want on it.
>>167582448
They haven't shown everything there is to it yet.
>>167582153
>>167586176
Callie's armpits
requesting the real squigga hours image please.
>>167588704
this one? or the other one?
>>167589390
That's the one thank you anon, there is another one ?
>>167589808
yeah but I never bothered saving it. this was like several months ago
>>167589834
scratch that, it was over a year ago. holy shit.
>>167589834
Oh well it's fine thanks anyway,
>>167589890
Time just seems to fly by.
>>167589984
It's actually because it's easier to remember things in the past than imagine time in the future
>>167593896
Final bumpif it dies before I come back then it can't be helped
>>167596627
/ink/ will come back in a few months with the new game anyway
i wonder when the first testfire will be
>>167596764
Your right it's for the best.
Guys in S+, do you know what echo means? ECHO MEANS FUCKING MANHUNT. YOUR JOB IS TO FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE WHILE IT'S ACTIVE.
>>167597214
alternatively, it means you have no excuse for getting fucked by someone who snuck up behind you
>>167596823
maybe around the end of march
>>167597757
You don't have it anyway. Not in S+.
>~25 days until switch
>>167598691
Probably not going to be able to afford it at launch due to sudden expenses
But Splatoon is the only thing I really want on it anyway
>>167598932
buying a switch at launch seems like a waste anyway.
>>167599375
Yeah I was excited to play Zelda but I can always play it later and it seems like it'll take a long time to do everything in anyway.
Even if there's a shortage around launch I doubt it'll last all the way into summer.
>>167598496
point taken. carry on
>>167599651
>Yeah I was excited to play Zelda but I can always play it later
it's on the wiiu too mate
>>167599827
>wasting money on the inferior version for the same price when you're gonna get a switch either way for splatoon 2
>>167599827
I'm selling my Wii U and there's no point in keeping it around for a new game I can get a better version of later.
>>167600130
>not keeping your WiiU for Splat1
Gonna have a bad time when all you get is one of each weapon type, five maps and total lack of balance. I'll keep it at least until first big update.
twintails
>>167605041
I'm about it
I hope Callie is still a memester in Spla2n
Do you think there will be more references to humans in spla2n?
Maybe Octarians recovered some more stasis pods, got Judd's kitten and a bunch of other labs in the spheres
>>167609827
>Judd's kitten
willing to bet it's a clone
>>167582153
neither am i.
desu i hope the switch fails horribly like the wii u, so if i'm still alive in 4 or 5 years i'll see nintendo drop consoles all together and just release splatoon 3 on the PC.
>>167611084
What a horribly misinformed thing to say
looks great jakks
>>167610205
>inklings have developed cloning tech
>begun, the idol wars have
i was explicitly forbidden from translating/reposting this by the artist so no layout this time. sorry guys.
https://twitter.com/ginko0630/status/828512858082152448
>Squid Sisters Callie: Today is our off day, so we had a nabe party! (A gathering where friends cook stew together)
>mammemminko: Look over here, Marie~ > <
>i_ka_ya_ro: It's cute how you have your tongue out!!
>Squid Sisters Marie: Callie, it's crucial that you don't take pictures of the nabe.
>Squid Sisters Callie: It's fine! I was just taking a picture of you eating delicious food! Because you're cute when you're eating delicious food!
>>167611364
>respawn pads are just cloning machines
>>167613709
>>167614312
Are we back to posting fat Marie
>>167614713
Imagine how much better the world would be if this image never existed.
>>167576825
>After the event, there are plans to make online ordering possible, so even those who are unable to come on the day of will be able to get their hands on it
ITS TIME BOYS
>>167615082
>Marie has a Callie tattoo on her hip
i guess it was from before Callie was a loser
>>167615569
I think it's just a tattoo of a squid's mouth.
>>167615783
this is what i see
>>167617002
I think it's too far of a stretch but I like it.
Friends with Octolings
>>167617002
>3 tentacles
i hope we get some weird asymmetric hairstyles
>>167620269
There are
>>167620140
business partners with Octarians
>>167620140
Tolerating Octarians begrudgingly when they're around and talking shit about them after they leave.
>>167624460
>>167622510
Married to Octavio!
Was there a squid Jesus?
>>167626992
Callie is the only savior you need
>>167626992
They worship a fax machine so I dunno, maybe the fax that comes out of it is their Jesus equivalent.
>>167627146
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking.
>>167627307
Callie forgives
>>167627146
>Callie really was dead before Spla2n
>But only for three days
SQUIDBILLIES DLC IN SPLATOON2 ANNOUNCEMENT FUCKING WHEN
>>167628090
They're too rude
>>167613709
>siocollars
I guess that's what ninty gets for never writing the band's name in english.
>>167614869
>>167631943
>>167633902
what a lewd squid that Agent1
http://www.gamestop.com/collectibles/bags/splatoon-backpack/132604
I wish I was cool enough to use this
>>167633902
I had to look up what newsagent meant. We call those newsstands in the states.
>>167634294
None of us are fresh enough for that, squiddo.
>>167634294
Octolings are friend, treat them well
goodnight callie
i love you
>>167640512
sleep tight, anon
i respect your dedication to Callie
>>167640512
Good night.creepy picture though
>>167643748
>Not admiring the homage to Stevie Nicks
>>167644424I have never heard of her before
>Octarians win in spla2n singleplayer
Goodnight /ink/
i'm glad there's other octavio fuckers here
i feel at home
>>167641114
thank you anon
>>167643748
revelation 12:1
>>167659383
>She was pregnant and crying out in the pain and agony of giving birth.
glad we left that part out
Why does Yuta keep drawing horrifying pictures of his squid/Octoling abomination
He almost never drew her before and things were better that way
>>167613709
Why listen to them? They won't know it's you and you translated it anyway, there isn't anything stopping someone for typesetting what you wrong onto the image. Either listen to them or not, but go all the way instead of doing half like you did.
>>167660608
>They won't know it's you
it's not like i think they're going to cybersue me or something, it's a matter of ethics.
>you translated it anyway
the exchange of information should be free. that includes information that remains unchanged besides who can understand it. if someone decides to modify the image and spread it, that is out of my hands.
>>167660921
Argue ethics later. Are you still translating the big comic that some people got angry over because it was yuri?
>>167659383
>revelation 12:1
>with callie
That's not helping your case anon, it only makes it worst.
>>167659580
I can not agree with you more anon. Everything about that thing bugs me. And it doesn't help that he never could draw octolings right.
>>167660085
Colored mouths
>>167659580
because octoling squid abomination is cute!
>>167661752
You're confusing anger with disappointment and a sudden drop in interest.
Most people don't want to read a story and then have it get ruined at the end with the author's terrible shipping.
If you're going to write a yuri story it needs to either be yuri the whole way, porn, or not at all.
>>167628090
Let me tell y' somethin' son. Them vidjagames are a tool used by the japanese and elite liberal media to brainwash y' into reenactin' Pearl Harbor and 9/11. All those goddayum city slickin' half-chalkie mongrels runnin' around shootin' their ink evra'where ain't no kin o' mine.
Passing by bump
>>167667748
I'd like to bump Marie
>>167653771
Goodnight
good afternoon, /ink/. a friend suggested i draw this, i don't really like it though
also, i only just noticed that there's a bit of splattack in maritime memory. do any of the other songs do this?
>>167672113
Cute style
Have you done any Maries
Anyone want to squad for Zones
Add Yulwei
>>167672372
thanks anon
i have drawn many maries, and i'm doing one right now
>>167663565
>>167660085
>coloured mouths
>red blushes
If you commit, you should commit all the way.
>>167673007
Agreed but it panders to me enough that inconsistencies don't bother me
>>167582640
Man that's good, and they know it.
>>167676665
I didn't know Tim had a sister
>>167677175
Tam, She does it
Japanese twitter is a magical place
>>167679041
are those flavors of chocolate, because i only see one cocoa spaghetti
>>167680214
They have chocolate on the inside or are white chocolate
>>167660921
> it's a matter of ethics
So why are you going against their wishes and translating it? If you really cared then
>includes information that remains unchanged besides who can understand it
wouldn't make sense. You wouldn't do it because you respect them, but you're half assing being "moral" instead.
>>167682990
This is kinda a weird hill to die on.
Octarian techno bands need to be in spla2n.
DJ Octavio's newest EP would be a chart topper
>>167679041
Are those the inklings from corocoro manga?
maybe Octolings will take over for Spyke and allow for rerolls on gear
>>167694036
Good Spyke sucks
I'd rather they redo the gear system though
>>167661752
yes
>>167682990
>why are you going against their wishes and translating it?
because they never told me i specifically couldn't translate it - just that i couldn't modify or repost it.
all i did was link a picture and upload it as well. putting a translation next to it is about as "disrespectful" as providing closed captions.
if i modified it on the other hand, that might not in itself be reproducing in the way that the author meant - but it would encourage other people to spread it, and while i normally don't mind that, it's an exception if the artist specifically requests i do not.
i'm not arguing this point any further.
>>167698960
>>167698960
>see the whole image set
>model only looks good in certain poses
>everything else looks like shots from 'The Blob'
>>167698960
What ababe
>>167701635
we need more small chub Callie
>>167703004
all chibi are chub by definition
ITS
CALLIE
>tfw you still can't pick a sister
>tfw you never did the final splatfest because you wanted them both to win
This just in, local Woomy seeks other squids to squad with.Godzillabean
>>167707231
i could squad in 10-20 minutes
or we could wait for the RM camp/moray rotation
>>167708093
i'll join you guys for rainmaker if there's a fourth
>>167707231
Crack open a twin, I'm booting.
>>167708992
It's up now
Whatever happened to that stardew valley mod guy? I need to validate my existance by marrying a fictiona character in a farming game.
Woomy!
https://youtu.be/ZlPgt2g-yls
I can't remember what gear I usually take with this thing. Kinda spraying and praying.
>>167710984
right now we are hoping to give the mod a custom track
I need an
>I'm Jarvan
>I'm helping
squid.
Oh come on, we should have had that overtime.
I'm Mr. Bucket, put my disruptor balls in your mouth!
That was a good win.
Do we have enough for a quad?
>>167716210
i'm here, find one more
>>167434183
cute
>>167716261
I got me and clover confirmed. Two other squids want to join?
>>>167434183
It's been a while, but I sure did not miss watching a luna walk casually out from inside the rm tornado to splat me around a wall.
Here I go, ranking down again.
goodnight callie
i love you
octolings suck
>>167726162
good night all squids and none of the other species
>>167728468
night
>>167728468
Goodnight
nvm
>>167720454
Good night
>>167694578
How can Spyke suck, that mofo has no suckers.
>post-apocalyptic Earth
>14-year old kid drafted into using superweapons to fight giant eldritch abominations
>accompanied by a stupid bitch, an ice queen and an old man with cryptic intentions
>while still kinda having a normal life outside the fighting
>final boss has some history with the old man
Splatoon is a very loose retelling of Evangelion, confirmed.
>>167731881
Couldn't go to sleep ?.
Passing by bump
>>167695313
>i'm not arguing this point any further.
because your wrong. you reposted it too
what a qt
2016
2017
i want to hug her right now
>>167751079Even if it is worst squid sister
>>167751867
draw nyes lewds
live
Bump again
>>167762263
>>167757228
fuck off
>>167754325
This
Octonozzle represents sloth. It's completely stationary, covered in moss, seaweed and patina from years of inactivity.
Octowhirl represents wrath. Easily angered, it will blindly charge at you on a whim, even right into obvious traps.
Octomaw represents gluttony, devouring everything that gets into its mouth without leaving a trace.
Octostomp represents lust. It just wants to cuddle.
Octolings represent envy. Envy for inklings' small, nimble bodies made octarians create those mentally and emotionally impaired creatures, inferior to both inklings and true octarians.
Octostrikers represent pride. They think they're strong enough to begin the invasion before the completion of the Octobot King, and their arrogance lead to their early demise.
Octavio represents greed. He started a war 100 years ago to get more turf. He started a war 2 years ago to get more resources. His mech takes an energy source that normally powers a whole city. He is dressed in bling. He is the king.
>>167763256
unironcally kill yourself
Remember this glitch?
>>167767137
yeah and remember how they patched it but left shit like parking the rainmaker on a tree in mall in
good times
>>167763256After this thread reaches the bump limit
How do I Aerospray?
>>167780260
don't
>>167780260
>TW
press ZR to win
>ranked
charge your special and pray
>>167780260
here's a guide famicom
>>167780260
>MG
Be literly everywhere, ink everyone's feet, be annoying little shit.
Preferred mode: Slam Jam. Preferred gear: Ink Saver Sub, Ink Recovery Up, Run Speed Up. Editor's choice.
>RG
Only good on Tower Control. Really good on Tower Control. Mine the tower, ride the tower, spook snipers with air raids.
Preferred mode: Lunafest. Preferred gear: Defense Up, Bomb Sniffer, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up.
>PG
Use Custom Jet Squelcher, L3 Nozzlenose-D or, if you're brave, Permanent Inkbrush.
Preferred Mode: doesn't matter. Preferred gear: a different weapon.
Minna happy death!
Octolings and Inklings working together mass hysteria
Maybe Octofags will go away when we canonically genocide Octolings in Splatoon 2
>>167787005
>Octofags
pretty sure it's one person
>>167787327
i think there are 2 of them at least, some of the posts don't really match up
>>167787708
there's the one who want to be friends with everyone, if there is another one then they're much quieter
there's also at least two anons who want to fuck octavio, but that depends on how you define "octofag"
https://twitter.com/pKjd/status/829354334768934912
>>167790010
nice
lemme know if you guys need anything translated
>>167790198
could you please translate the octarian comic?
>>167787940
Octavio is soft and tender and meaty. he is built for fucking
>>167792878
>>167792878
fuck off, these are the only soft, tender and meaty things worthy of praise
>>167782352
>Bomb Sniffer
Why would you ever recommend this?
>>167794674
don't get me wrong, I absolutely love her tentacles. i don't actually want to fuck Octavio. I was just trying play devil's advocate.
>>167794096
this is a good picture
how do my fellow octavio fuckers feel about octoling/humanoid octavio?
>>167795746
i'm watching you
>>167796140
im fine with it since it make it easier to relate to him, tho i'd rather the octopus
the two or three octaviofags here echoing off of each other are just sad
>>167795508
Not him, but it reduces damage from bombs.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>167799160
I never knew that, but Defense Up achieves the same thing while not being limited to bombs. Bomb Sniffer is just a crutch for not being aware of your surroundings, no reason to ever recommend it.
>no one's created splatoon style fanmusic yet
WHY
>>167799691
links to two different albums were posted last thread, Ika Radio and the Cool&Create albumremixes
>>167799505
Doesn't bomb sniffer stop any bomb from killing you outright now? I don't think DEF can do that even with a full stack.
>>167802313
Bayo Legs Callie when?
>>167802172
What does the 2.6 change actually do then? The changelog isn't very clear.
>>167802919
Reduces splash damage of any hit that wouldn't outright kill you by 40%
>>167803321
Oh, that makes more sense. Cheers.
wimmy
>>167805401
Some woomies have a speech impediment and that's alright.
>>167806186
wammy
Wommy?
>>167808336
wummy
>>167809664
WOOMY TUMMY
wemmy
we've run out of vowels now
and sometimes wymmy
wümmy
>page 10
can we start discussing stuff or do we have to move onto nyges
>>167815314
what are we gonna talk about
Seeing as the thread is on life support, would anyone like to squad?Godzillabean
>>167815743
we know that some old stages are coming back in spla2n, "revamped"
moray towers has inklines now, i feel like at least one stage is going to have sponges on it. the question is, which stages need improvements like that?
>>167816235
Hammerhead, it's not a bad stage, but it's far from memorable
>>167816235
what about depot, maybe it could use sponges to get across to the other side if it uses the turf war layout without the ramps/bridges from the ranked modes
>>167816794
they will bring back those conveyors, and the moving crates from the prototype
>>167803321
And almost completely invalidates burst cancel and blasters' beloved bomb-blast combo, making it more survivable against Carbon and Luna, the most overused weapons in TC.
so what other kinds of music would you like in spla2n?
genres like rock, techno, classical etc.
There hasn't been any news update detailing stuff we haven't already seen. When's the next "news splash" or whatever its called?
goodnight /ink/
im glad you're all friendly
>>167830159
night night
>>167830159
Good night.
>>167822431
Depends on the type of rock, the same goes for techno. But I would love to see their take on classical.
Bump
>>167830159
>>167830181
>>167833739
So this is what we've become.
>>167835618
I'd love to hear some edm and hear what inkling jazz sounds like.
you mean so much to me
i hate tri-sloshers so much
>>167839116
I can't even imagine what it could sound like but inkling jazz sounds like it would be the greatest thing.
>>167822431
Eurobeat, definitely eurobeat.
Bump
>>167847405
DID SOMEONE SAID EUROBEAT?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>167822431
just bring more music from Hightide Era the rock+piano is such a great combination
>>167851079
At least post the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
Anyone want to squad
>>167851869
>hammerhead zones
I'd like to, but sadly will have to decline your offer.
how do you guys feel about squids as a food item?
>>167858437
I fucking love dried squid.
>>167858437
No different to any other foods
>>167858665
same
>>167858615
>dried squid.
what would that even taste like?
>>167861883
Seafood. I really can't describe it any other way. It's salty and savory.
It's very chewy and tough. Basically sea jerky.
>>167858437
never had it, but I probably wouldn't mind it so long as it isn't moving. Though I can never wrap my head around why people would pour squid ink into pasta. What does that even tastel like?
>>167862690
It's actually tasty af. Sweet and salty and smells like sea.
Spyke has competition...
does anyone have that urchin preparation webm that used to get posted a lot
>>167868106
>>167870939
octoposter, how do you feel about the other octarians?
>>167878041
Octostamp is the best
Octoball looks like it would make a nice plushy
Octavio has some weird fans
everyone else is alrightIm glad they didn't go with the gimp masked Octarians
>>167851786
Damn, never knew what Eurobeat was before I heard that. Now I really want it to be in splatoon 2.
>>167858437
Calamari is delicious.
>>167878271
speaking of unused content, you think that 16 bit splatoon minigame could be brought back?
We’ve acquired images of some returning legacy weapons we weren’t able to show at our recent research presentation, so we’ve decided to reveal them here! This is a Splatling-type weapon called the Heavy Splatling. The angle of the signature ink barrels has been adjusted to make for easier maintenance, but aside from that it functions just as the original model did.
>>167882924
i hope so, maybe it was cut because of how big the game was and the guy making it didn't have enough sway to get it in Splatoon1
>>167883436
>how big the game was
you gotta be shitting me
let's get some numbers on how big splatoon is then we can talk about cutting a little minigame
>>167883360
Heavy Hydra Splatting mini
>>167883360
But where is the Hydra? Nobody even uses Heavy
>>167883360
i'm glad they're keeping the same art style, that was one of the best parts of splatoon
>>167883748
It looks a little downgraded graphically though, I guess the Switch having weaker hardware is true.
>>167883548
i mean to say is, they 16bit woomy might have been cut because of how ambitious it was, think of how harsh development was to push out splatoon 1 in a single year and how much more time it would take to make a megawoomy game
>>167883602
Scuse me, I main the heavy splatling and it's one of the best weapons I ever played. Fuck you and your opinion.and yes this is a joke, but still, it is.
>>167883548
>>167883974
Compared to Spla2n, I think the first game is pretty much a beta version. First Installment Weirdness™ and all that. That said, 2 is likely to be a lot more smooth around the edges, with enough room to allow the minigame in.
Also, is it true that Inkopolis Square is based on Times Square, NYC as opposed to Inkopolis Plaza's Shibuya?
>>167883959
shit i meant to upload the other pic from the tumblr post but i see you uploaded it already
i like the style of those
>>167883959
I dunno, it looks to be on the same technical level to me, but a lot more polished in terms of art direction. The texture resolution on the clothes look a lot higher than the original game, and it looks like they're aiming for a consistent 60fps. The official screenshots are all 720p though, so I'm a bit worried about this. If they restrict the resolution to 720p again in TV mode I'll be very disappointed. I've seen screenshots of Splatoon being emulated on PC and the higher pixel resolution really makes the game look gorgeous.
>>167886926
Don't forget, that 720p is going to be running on a portable console, and it can only improve in TV mode. That's good enough for me in my book.
>>167887321
It's not even going to be 1080p don't get your hopes up.
>>167883959
it looks almost exactly the same to me
>>167887321
We'll have to wait and see. Breath of the Wild is confirmed to run at 900p in TV mode, if they can at least do that with Splatoon 2 and use anti-aliasing, it wouldn't look too bad.
Stop wasting the image limit you fuck
>>167888121
Not really planning on it. Gonna be playing it in handheld/tabletop mode 90% of the time anyway.
>>167893820
Your right it will get in the way of all this discussion, But seriously though he is bumping the thread from page 10 so I don't see the problem.
>>167899013
I think what he meant to say is stop wasting the image limit on inferior Octoling scum.
>Remember, Callie loves you all, just as we all love her.
>>167425483
Beakons will be nearly as effective since we have that gyro cursor on the map now
>>167460661
>nobody ever mentions that 1 main of bomb range up lets you contest Chargers on Moray from the opposite platform
>>167902380
hush, we must keep keep this secret safe from the jap eliters
>>167902380
Thats common knowledge on Squidboards. Ive never seen it mentioned here but no one here even plays the game so I guess it adds up
>>167902657
Where do you even find stuff on Squidboards anyways
it feels really difficult to navigate
>>167902869
It's based on the same layout as Smashboards which I browsed for years so I had no trouble adjusting. Just lurk your weapons' subforums
Despite being able to do Pic Related to potentially whole teams of inklings, I'm still not totally sold on the Splashdown Special, especially with it supposedly replacing the Inkstrike.
A, you cant target anywhere on the map, removing sniper defense, ink coverage, and a good push opener
B, with the updated "progress bar" on the top now showing who has their specials charged, Splashdowns can easily be predicted, removing their biggest advantage in taking teams by surprise.
>>167885294
it's 2 train stops away from Booyah Base according to the official Tumblr and Twitter
so no
>>167903857
i feel like the raincloud from the trailer might replace the inkstrike since you might be able to aim it over a certain area using the gyro and the map
>>167903857
I hope the jump beacon is the same beacon for super jumps, and not something special indicating a ground punch. It'd be great to take out some chucklefuck who camps the beacon thinking they're going to get a kill.
>>167904485
*landing beacon
>>167904485
an area of effect indicator shows up on the area you're going to hit, dude
>>167903857
I've slowly been coming to the realization that all of the changes so far are for the worse. Can someone tell me why making Splat Bomb rush stationary is a good idea? Nintendo are about to fuck up their best new IP in a long time
>>167903905
In-universe, yes, but I was talking about the overall look and layout of Ink Square. It does look similar, at least.
>>167904485
That's another thing. In order to capitalize ink coverage, beakons are going to need to be placed out in the open, where they'll likely get busted right after being placed.
>>167905174
I think he meant that he hopes that there won't be a special beakon for splashdown landings, which would give away targets.
>>167905564
Bomb Rush isn't explicitly stated to be stationary, but if it does end up being so, the huge range boost provided by the bomb launcher ought to make up the difference.
>>167905174
>>167905565
I'm talking about the beacon that shows up when you're about to land, the one you can turn off with Stealth Jump. I completely missed the AOE in the video, so that's a good point. It doesn't look like it gives enough time for opponents to react though.
DEAD FUCKING GAME
>>167908183
Well duh. It died like, 6 months ago? maybe a year?
>>167908449
the community died, it only takes like a minute to find games though
After Switch, Zelda and Mario are out, Nintendo will probably start hyping/promoting Splatoon 2 a lot more, and maybe then we'll get more news to shitpost about.
>>167909349
Mario's not out until the end of the year, remember?
But yeah, they're really hyping Zelda up for launch. But after that they'll go for ARMS and Mario Kart.
Speaking of which, you think /ink/ could become a hybrid thread with an /ARMS/ general? People said it was a good idea a few threads ago. Both are low-floor, high-ceiling esports games with a lot of in-universe development, so it would make sense.
Also,
>Mario Kart 8D
>>167909991
If ARMS isn't popular enough for its own general then it can just be part of nintyg
>>167910629
Did splatoon get its own general when it launched? I wasn't on 4chan back then.
>>167911943
Yeah. There was a gap due to excess shitposting and lack of news, but between the sequel announcmen and /nintyg/'s increasing rage that refugees from a old /ink/ made up 3/4 of their population we started back up again.
Update from MyNintendoNews: Splatoon 2 will have less weapons than the original does now at launch; weapon addition updates to return, same format as Splatoon 1. Thoughts?
>>167912743
Depriving people of content to artificially extend the games life span. The content is probably already in the games data already again.
>>167912961
Looks like NWPlayer is gonna have loads of work to do.
But then again, I wonder how much more difficult this system will be to crack. Its possession of a USB drive might help, but I don't think it would be absurd to guess that Nintendo tightened up the security this time around.
>>167913210
i hope nikki kills itself this time
>>167913268
"itself?"
So apparently the "ika" shirt from wii comes back, but in katakana this time around.
”いか” vs ”イカ”
>>167913441
It's an obese mentally ill tranny. He makes no effort whatsoever to even appear, sound or act like a girl. He's also just an asshole so don't pay him any mind. The worst part is he's probably going to spoiler shit if he does crack the game.
>>167913703
I thought it was just squid language that was random symbols?
>>167913775
No need to get snippy about him/her/whatever. This is a gaming general. Last thing we need to do is involve gender bullshit. All that matters is NW getting info and posting it. He did it in the past, and likely will do it again, so he's worth watching.
>>167913895
I got a few pics of translated "Inklish" lithographs from squidboards. I'll post them in a sec.
>>167913895
Part 1 of 2. Note that this is all just guesswork, but it may have some substance to it.
>>167914521
Is there any conformation about this? I thought they reused the symbols for random stuff so there wasn't any pattern to it.
>>167913895
>>167914521
Part 2 of 2.
>>167914618
Not too sure. But the people behind it started researching it because Nintendo created fictional scripts before (i.e. Hylian, repeatedly) so it was worth a shot. Here's the thread I got them from:
https://squidboards.com/threads/inkling-the-language-of-splatoon.195/
>>167914641
Shit. Posted low rez. Better version here.
how could they improve on octolings? will they just have new hairstyles? maybe they will be equipped with more than just splattershots, like octobrushes, octobuckets, and octosplatlings
>>167917113
Creating a male version would be a huge step forward, for starters.
>>167917325
can't do that because you'll piss off the "muh original japanese name" faggots
>>167918852
tako barbarians?
takobarians?
buff octopus men restoring human technology
>>167919161
>dudes working on maintenance and development deep within octarian civilization
>girls work with other octarians on defending zapfish to power the technology used to those ends
>>167917113
Better AI and kill squads with different weapons
>>167924558
maybe there will be guests during splatfests.
Chirpy Chips opening for SquidsistersSquidstock, three days of Ink and Fresh
>>167927868
That would be cool, and get different bands to open for them as well.
>>167925751
>only callie do it for her is tentacle version
fuck
>>167914641
>>167914761
>>167915382
If Inkling ever becomes translatable to English I might make a font for it.
>>167912743
as long as they consistently release new weapons and don't spend weeks and weeks rereleasing old ones, I. fine.having dual squelcher at the start will help, too
>>167910629
nintyg is a fucking black hole. none of the tagged generals are actually discussed or played there. it's a bland wasteland of a thread.
>>167925751
Thank you anon.
>>167912743
As long as the mighty nozzle is in, I'm fine.
>>167933519
It really is. It's kinda sad.
>>167933519
any time ive gone there it's just been /v/ shitposters trying to argue with nintendo fans
Boundary break went and did Splatoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HpiYSvyqxU
Man, Splatoon's so pretty.
>>167912743
I'm okay with that, and I know exactly why they're doing it too. So new players can get used to the game.
>>167912743
Yes that's pretty much how sequels work, good job everyone.
>>167948484
such a shame the ferris wheel didn't turn out to be part of a stage
In the Slosher category, the crowd-favorite Slosher is also making a return in Splatoon 2. The keen-eyed observer may notice that slight cosmetic adjustments have been made to the Slosher’s handle and suspension arm. These changes are in line with the cosmetic changes that other legacy weapons have recieved. It may seem a trivial change to some, but we at the Squid Research Lab feel that even the smallest changes must be documented in order to keep up with the ever-changing trends of the Inkling world.
>>167948484
>>167948930
On a similar note, can you still get out of bounds in the plaza by jumping on inklings? I never got it to work and it might be patched out by now.
>>167949359
it's still in i'm pretty sure, but it's a real pain in the ass to do as usual
>>167949431
Yeah I remember looking up a video to do it but even with the right spawns of inkling positions I couldn't get it.
>>167948804I'm at that point where I can't tell if you are sarcastic or not
>>167951820
Intention doesn't matter if you can quantify a statement as true/false
Hello /ink, how are you today?still stuck at A or below like a scrub?
>>167953723
'course not. I'm at S,
>>167953723
if you're not at s or s+ by now, you should take a moment to rethink your life
>>167953723
Marie wouldn't be rude like this
>>167953723
very good, i finished all of my school work yesterday, haven't been able to play because of ity-yes
>>167953723
>tfw you never touched ranked ever
>>167954492
I can't think of a reason as to why one would do this unless they have brain damage or something.
>>167954947
In ranked, losses are punished. In turf war, everyone walks away richer than they came in.
I don't wanna be the one guy who loses a game on his own.
>>167954198
Marie is pretty rude
>>167955207
You miss out on additional modes and more challenging gameplay though.
And at this point money doesn't really matter anymore.
>>167955275
Well, yeah, but rank does.
>>167955374
Well all you gotta do is just win, baby, win.
>>167955207
>playing shoot the ground instead of dunk the fish
literally why
>>167954492
i guess not everyone can be honest and play the game on an actual WiiU, how is the emulator anyway?
>>167955567
You're always playing objective that way.
>>167955610
I don't emulate. I'm just that much of a coward. Not even baiting.
>>167955221
Marie is rude only if your name happens to be Callie
>>167955610
>playing online in the emulator
slimy i didn't think you were this retarded but i guess you learn something new about transhackers every day
I got it! a map on top of a plane in flight!
another on the ferry Marie mentions during the hammerhead comments!
>>167963253
That plane stage idea could be kind of hype.
>>167963253
That's a great way to make a lot of people motion sick
how would you feel about maps based on other franchises, like Mario Kart or maybe Animal Crossing?
>>167966965
I feel like it'd be a bit awkward, even given how much effort they go to to explain anything oou.
>>167963253
Plane- not sure, but a train- sure, why not.
Live from Squid Research Lab
We’ve gotten a first look inside one of the new stages–Musselforge Fitness. This state of the art work out facility contains a bouldering gym, a regulation-sized pool, and all the treadmills you could ever want. Judging from our research, today’s Inklings are foregoing the calisthenics and aerobics for more back-to-basics, iron-puming workouts.
I can't wait to swim on those ceilings.
and another view!
>>167970392
>extreme climbing wall
>>167970392
>please wipe all ink off the equipment when you're done
>>167970392
that over hang looks too far to reach, so still no squidable ceilings
>>167970392
actually, I'm not sure if we can really paint the ceilings. it seems that they don't actually connect to the main stage.
>>167970925
yup
>>167970392
>I can't wait to swim on those ceilings.
If only. Wish there were more stealth and vertical options.
>>167972026
>squid on the ceiling
>tentacles dangle out of the ink
>>167972026
it would probably be a camera nightmare
>>167972998
Why?
>>167972486
I'd take that penalty, maybe if you stayed upside-down in one spot too long, so it encourages moving around to stay more hidden. And then ninja squid could hide ripples on walls and ceilings like it should have.
>>167972998
I don't think it would be that bad, especially with gyroscope aiming. One camera to see the battlegrounds below and move to aim.
>>167970392
>MusselFORGE
I wonder if Forge had a hand in setting up this map. Their specialty is sportswear after all.
>>167976208
Tako!
>>167981116
yakys
>>167981116
More like tako-yucky
>Swim into ceiling
>Sneak into enemy territory and pop out
>Die every time
Admit it.
>>167983260
>drop down with bubbler
>other team scurries around like mice
>your team c'mons their way to victory
>>167984301
Bubbler is literally dead.
>>167984436
I'm well aware. we're probably not gonna be able to climb the ceilings anyway, I was having a bit of fun
watch out! best weapon coming through
>>167988015
mintsquid is the best new character
>>167988015
>shitter kraken weapon
good krutch my man
>>167991578
i actually always wished that it came with different special
>>167984436
>no bubbler
>no kraken
>no echo
so what're their replacements, /ink/?
>>167993756
echo gets replaced by the equivalent of an aimbot
>>167993756
hopefully we dont get a replacement for bubbler and kraken.
>>167993863
?
I take it none of you want to squad?
>>167988015
>Green eyes
The green eyes always get me. Saved.
How cozy do you think Spla2n will be?
>>167998168
cozy as a cool night with a hot drinkon top of a mountain of salty squibs that didn't play splatoon1
i always found this image to be very funny for some reason
>>167998425
I think it'll be okay for them. I'll greet them with open arms.
>>167998972
>Don'tcha just wanna take off that sponge and lick his chest and stomach all over?
I'll bet the starting palette of weapons will be better than the first game when it released, what with the new weapon types. I'm looking forward to what the Splat Brand has to offer this time around. Always loved their designs.
SPECTATOR MODE CONFIRMED.
>>167999541
That sounds so inktastic.
>>168000004
close
>>168000004
>>167999359
>>167998168
I'm really looking forward to the share button for the Switch.
It's gonna be cool.
>>168002161
I MEAN FRESH. GOD DAMN IT.
>>168002537
>how to spot an Octarian
goodnight callie
i love you
Previously, we’ve reported that Splatoon 2 will allow up to eight Nintendo Switch systems to connect via local wireless to play Private Battles. In addition to this, a new feature called LAN Play will enable players to connect eight docked systems using a wired LAN setup. This feature allows players to create local Private Battle tournaments without the need for an Internet connection.
If you’re willing to put in the work to set up LAN Play, you can also use the Private Battle Spectator View feature by hooking up two additional Nintendo Switch systems. Local wireless play is perfect for your regular gaming get-togethers, but LAN Play is where it’s at when you want to organize a serious tournament event with your fellow players.
>>168003365
good night, anon
im sure Callie would be thrilled at your dedication
>>168003532
YES.
YES.
>>168003532
While this is cool, I never could understand why someone would take their home console out of their house only to connect it to another system. It just seems so redundant.
>>168003532
The little squid doodles are so cute, I hope they keep using them in future announcements.
Not enough of my friends are going to want to buy a Switch or play Splatoon 2, so LAN Play is out of the question for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0RiyuzqQ0
Oh god I'm cumming.
>>168004746
2:30: Someone uses a ground punch special without doing a super jump. That's new to me.
>>168004746
the laser looks kinda shit
also the one minute left music sounds strange, like someone else is singing with Marie
>>168004746
Spectator mode is exceptionally well-done. The transition between camera angles is utterly seamless. If replays can be saved, this could mean a whole new part of this general to look forward to.
>>168005038
they mentioned you could do that in the treehouse video. you can do it during a superjump or on its own
>>168005164
THE SWITCH'S SHARE BUTTON IS GOING TO BE SO FREAKING TIGHT.
T-I-G-H-T
>>167999541
Sweet. That was like the one big issue they had with trying to make a competitive game. Glad they got around to fixin' that.
I'm going to really miss the miiverse posts though. They were memes, and a little grating at time, but they were what gave Splatoon its charm.
>>168004746
Well, the gear obviously still needs a lot of work. Thumbnails don't match, one is even missing, and they're named ?FST000. Not complaining, just found it interesting.
>>168005164
i like how there's a button for each player, and how each team's special messages are on the same side as they are on the hud
definitely hope we can save them somehow though, might be a bit taxing on the limited storage
>>168005454
That squid needs to put a shirt on.
>>168004746
>720p
>>168004595
it's good for organizing irl tournies and meetups.
>>168005746
Makes no difference to me, I'll be playing it on my desk. I've got a whole set-up planned.
God it's going to be GREAT.
>>168005973
yeah, i'm probably gonna figure out a way to play in bed so I'm not sure why i care
>>168005746
maybe it's time to get a gaming PC if resolution is that important.
Cemu recently unlocked the resolutions so you can play at 4K
>>168005746
>at MINIMUM
>>168004595
LAN parties man, they used to be the shit.
>trekking to your mate's house with a ten pound pc tower and an OG xbox
>>168004746
That was pretty good
>>168004746
Fuck yes.
I want to dress a jelly
>>168013817
why
>>168013858
so it could, win fashion contests,be cute in mascot suits and back me up or cheer me on as i defend inkopolis
>>168013972
well now I want one, too...
Bullying jellies!
>>168005454
Hm, interesting. This further proves Spla2n runs on the very same underpinnings we already have.
>>168014872
that's...
>>168004746
>that loss music
GOOD
>>168014872
Is this one of those images that are based on a real event ?. And if so what was the original ?.
>>168021773
I think it was the slow motion guys wrapping a bunch of elastics around a watermelon.
>>168022143
Ah, ok thank you for the source.I was afraid it was going to be something similar to shovel dog
Nintyg's dead so WHEN IS WAIFU WARS GETTING A 3DS PORT?
>>168023824
Thanks for the idea anon, let me grab one of my chickens.
>>168024134
Please no.
>>168003617
thank you anon, i try my best
>>168014872
nooo
>>168024034
go away
>>168024946
>go away
WHERE?
>>168025292
anywhere but here
>pokes /ink/ with stick
>>168027087
Don't, we're mostly liquid.
>>168026306
>callie will never pet you
kill me
>>168028240
>>168028240
>>168028240
>>168028240
newsorry but i have to go now and i really wanted to update the news
>>168028189
>>168028189
fuq i should have used that as the op image
>>168028189
>That backwards swastika on the bottom left
>>168028338
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manji
>>168033176
Oh please, we all know the japs are just wanting the good old axis days back.
>>168033360
Buddhists too, eh?
>>168033429
Have you seen the shit they do to ISIS?
>>168033876
Can't say I have.