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Eve Online general /eog/

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Light drone edition.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No

>Can I make enough ISK as an Alpha to PLEX?
Yes

>I just started, what should I do?
Get 250,000 free Skillpoints by using any referral link(chaining them with friends works best).
If you have no friends create two accounts and refer yourself, you'll need an alt anyway.
Or use this link:
http://secure.eveonline.com/signup/?invc=8a7009cb-3c28-427f-bd86-f695ff77e18b&action=buddy
Don't forget to save your referral's name, If you upgrade to Omega send me a mail with the date when you upgraded and I will give you the entire PLEX.

>Now what?
Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
No, really. Find a corp.
You don't want to be that guy.

Read the /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/JGKUEsZy

Future:
>Citadel Insurance! (Feb)

Present:
>Winter War

Past:
>Nov 25: Eve Down Under
>Nov 15: Alpha clones, Engineering Complexes, reworked boosters
>Sep 27: Coronation of Catiz I
>Sep 13: Mining barge overhaul, some new frigate models, capital module balance pass
>Sep 12: CSM 11 first summit
>Aug 13: [SoundCloud] WH CSM Townhall 13AUG2016 by OrangeEagle
>Aug 09: Citadel contracts, dmg/rep visuals, clouds performance boost, cargo notifications
>Jul 23: Goons move to Delve, SMA closes
>Jul 19: Broski joins then kills QFC
>Jul 07: AT rule changes: 10 players, no cap-xfer, no CDs, blood raider ships encouraged
>Jun 29: "Shadow of the Serpent" event began, serp capitals introduced
>Jun 28: Citadel trading, overlay vectors, new implants, drugs legal, NSA nerfs, triage/seige/bastion now ECM immune, mass fitting
>Jun 23: RIP SP dailies
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
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What is the worst ship design and why is it the Imicus?
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so, Goons are about to burn Jita again...

I'm only in danger if I fly freighter, right ?
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>Burn Jita
>Going to highsec ever

hmmmm
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/dog/
dead online general
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>>167389957
What the fuck is that thing
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>>167390632
But we were all born in high sec, Anon
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Join Dronelands today! xxDeathxx is looking for you, comrade!
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>>167393084
dronelands is comfy
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Anyone got experience multiboxing alphas? I have ips handled, I was just wondering about machine ids and using a VM to get around the restriction.
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>>167394456
u gon get banned nigeh
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>>167394456

[They'll Know]
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>>167395023
Can you shed anymore light on my problem? What if I pulled the classic 1 laptop 1 desktop setup.
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How many years do you have to play this game before you can actually start playing the game?
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>>167396201
Two.
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>>167396201
I've trained skills for less than 2 months and have been able to fly most corp fleet doctrines.
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first for infinite ammo
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pretty
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>>167396201
I created an alt recently, it's surprising how fast you can get them into things when you have a focused skillplan, especially now that there's no more "learning skills".
>those months of skilling random bullshit that you only spent a week actually trying out
>all those mining skills
I should extract them, I hate seeing all those Vs
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>CODE.
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How long until the price of the injectors goes down? A couple of months?
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>>167398467
Assuming people made a bajillion alphas when they were introduced with sp farming in mind they should be reaching the alpha limit by the end of this month and be ready for dumping their first injectors midway into march
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>multibox two VNIs while I explore

How good of a plan is this? Is it okay isk/h for how much effort I am putting in?
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>>167399924
As long as you've got a safe system and not constantly having to dock.
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>>167399924
should be fine if you're not shit
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3200mm armor plates and X-Large shield extenders when?
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>>167390039
What is the best covops and why is it the Helios?
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>>167390396
No. You should be using instas and tune down the autism of hauling billions of junk at once.
Protip: use Perimeter citadels and make bookmarks in their tether range.
Alternatively go play a better fucking game tbqh.
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>>167401172
tether range is 10km and normal warp lands you like 0-3km, so you don't need dock bookmarks
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>>167398965
You can't extract skills off an alpha though I thought?
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>>167401318
No but you can use them to make skillfarms with no startup cost.
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Should I use heavies or sentries when ratting with an Ishtar?
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>>167401421
How much can you get out of them? Enough to cover the PLEX?
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>>167401718
everyone uses heavies
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>>167402641
there's a handy webite I forgot but with a couple of implants + remaps you can make around 1.5b a month
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oneiros
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how 2 profit off burn jita
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>>167405515

Loot all the things.
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/eog/, I'm looking for perspective on something but explaining the things I want to explain has already turned into a fucking multipost blog that I've got here on my Notepad. Should I just forget about?
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>>167405515
when is this burn thing?
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>>167405783
what are you talking about
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>>167406547
>>167405515
I'm interested in this too.
Still have some business dealings to attend to in Jita today and tomorrow and don't want to be stuck there without undock bookmarks.

So... when is it?
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stop giving goons attention
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>>167405783
Could you sum it up in 10 words or less? /eog/ is very lazy.
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>>167406586
I'll just attempt to tldr it without the context.

Exploring seems to really be my jam and will probably be how I make my ISK. But being fully proficient is going to run me weeks of training.

I've wanted to covops hunt in Wormhole space ever since I watched a handful of Wingspan videos. I've got a corp that will be more than happy to take me on once I'm actually worth a damn. I met them when one of them killed me and has since spent the last week lecturing, training, and flying with me. Weeks of training.
I really don't want to waste his time. He's been immeasurably generous, helpful, and patient.
On top of this, training into a combat role would allow me to go ratting with him in the meantime, but that would take away from my covops training in the here and now.

I've got a cargo inventory in Jita worth 151 million+ (I've got several blueprints I could contract), but I find myself wanting to hang on to these goods as I find items that are used BY those blueprints. The longterm goal obviously being that I could make way more than 151 million if I were to build or invent these things. Again weeks of training in order to be able to do these things.

This game is big. Sometimes it feels to big but I love it.
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>>167407231
As far as blueprints go, remember industry is for alts.
I started with industry and I'm regretting it now because I'm lacking SP on my character I need for combat ships. Sell the blueprints and the components - if you want to build items later, you can buy materials like everyone else does.

The correct thing to do is to train into ships you intend to use the soonest.
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>>167407484
Define soonest.
I'm exploring now. Have been for a couple weeks. I've got my overall hacking up to IV on data and relics, but I still blows at least 1 in 10 cans simply because sometimes I don't have the coherence to tank through some bullshit antivirus shenanigans.

On the other hand, on the other hand, joining this corp will give me more support overall, put my home right in wormhole space which will let me access it easily for exploring, and give me some nice private planets to throw those resource gathering things or whatever they are down on the surface of places that haven't probably been strip-mined to death (I actually have no idea how this works yet)
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>>167408204
As in, what does your corp do, how do they fight, what kind of ships can you use to join their fleet?
Are the long range kitefags? Get a caracal.
Do they armor brawl? Get a brutix or prophecy.
Do you need money? Train jew ships.
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>>167389957
What the fuck did you do to the OP you faggot.
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oneiros
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>>167410213
apocalypse
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>>167410534
hopefully they buff this stupid piece of capless shit

who thought not being able to run your guns because they use way too much cap was a good idea
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>>167410213

what is wrong with the Oneiros?

People always quote it here
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>>167410737
it would be about twice as good if they just replaced its meme bonuses with damage and cap usage
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>quote
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>>167410790
its a piece of shit compared to the guardian. The onieros's only real advantage is that it doesn't need a cap chain and its faster but the problem is that its heavily reliant on cap boosters which means its a temporary solution and can't last nearly as long
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>>167410982
also unlike the scimitar, it can't do a "cap stable" fit because any cap mods you would use either take up your mids which you need for things like ECCM or your lows which loses your already low tank
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>>167410982
>it doesn't need a cap chain

more like it doesn't have the great advantage of being almost immune to neuts. it's not an advantage at all, except for being lazy

>>167411116
cap stable scimitar fits are kind of trash though
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>The Oneiroi were primordial deities in Greek mythology, children of Nyx (night) alone, and had numerous siblings, including Hypnos (sleep), Thanatos (death), and Geras (old age). They were the personifications of dreams and according to Euripides, they had the form of black-winged daemons.

Wow, that's fr*cking cool.
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>>167411147
>cap stable scimitar fits are kind of trash though
Not really, you get the full tank of the scimi like in any other fashion but your 4 lows are a DCUII, and 3 cap power relays and 2 cap control circuit rigs. You get some 55k tank out of it with a MWD cap stable.

They're super fast and agile and provide dank reps

equip it with pith c-type medium remote shield boosters and go to town
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black-winged daemons gallente skins when
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>>167411398
>full tank
>2 cap control circuits

choose one
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>>167411440
55k tank is pretty good for a super fast logistics ship

doing 3k overheated for a logi is amazing.

Either way you're going to need an ancil current router regardless to fit everything if you choose to go large reps so its not like you're gonna get full tank in any other scenario. IF you do go full tank you're gonna need a cap booster regardless which is 1 less mid which clearly isn't full tank
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>>167411574
>super fast
>3 cprs 2 cccs

choose one :^)
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>>167411574
also comparatively the Onieros can never get that fast because armor and plates

but it can get like 65k tank? +10k tank for half the speed, not really worth it

>>167411653
>3k isn't fast
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>>167411671
it's 2068m/s and its agility is not better than average
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>>167411739
>it's 2068m/s and its agility is not better than average
its agility is way better than the basi, guardian and onieros

>2068
I said 3k overheated which is a big deal, if you aren't overheating in PVP you're doing it wrong.
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>>167411765
my bad it has the same agility as the basi but the basi is way slower and has larger sig
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>>167411765
if you're overheating all the time in pvp then you're doing it wrong

and don't give me this elite small gang talk when you're very clearly posting anchorshitter nullbabby fits m8
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>>167412037
>if you're overheating all the time in pvp then you're doing it wrong
I didn't say ALL the time you fucking retard, don't put words in my mouth

>don't give me this elite small gang talk
I said nothing about small gang.

>anchorshitter nullbabby fits

a cap stable scimi isn't synonymous with being fast, reliable and dependable? Are you fucking dumb? I never posted any fits stop projecting you mong
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>>167412037
Then post your elite lowsec small gang fit
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>>167412114
>I didn't say ALL the time you fucking retard, don't put words in my mouth

using overheat speeds as default says you do

>I said nothing about small gang.

ok anchorshitter

>a cap stable scimi isn't synonymous with being fast, reliable and dependable? Are you fucking dumb? I never posted any fits stop projecting you mong

no, a cap stable scimi is synonymous with being in a fleet of 100 people and being flown by a retard

>>167412121
I've not used one in like 3 years and everything has been tiericided to fuck

>lowsec
>elite
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>>167412227
>using overheat speeds as default says you do
No, you're projecting. Overheat speeds are very relevant to staying away from danger in a logi. Even the FC will call for overheat when needed. 3k is extremely fast for a cruiser let alone a logi cruiser.

>ok anchor shitter
projecting again because you can't retort with anything relevant.

>cap stable scimi is synonymous with being in a fleet of 100
no its not where do you get this shit. People would rather use Basilisks for large fleets because it gets more reps and more cap fidelity and more tank. I never posted any fits you dumb fuck.
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>>167412343
quit getting mad at your shitty scimitar fits blobfag it's only eve online
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>>167412412
>can't retort
>keeps spewing shit like "ur a nullshitter" for saying the scimitar was fast
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>>167412437
>you should fit your scimitar with 3 cprs and 2 cccs so you can be asleep at the keyboard and anchor for stratpaps
>b-but I didn't post any fits so you can't call me retarded!
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>>167412489
>you should fit your scimitar with 3 cprs and 2 cccs
I made a suggestion that it was a good easy fit because a logi doesn't need lowslots for tank so doing a cap stable fit is easy.

If it was a blob there'd be a cap chain

>nullshit
keep projecting, if you're so uptight why don't you post a "non-null" fit or what ever you're vomiting
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>we have less than 80 in fleet it's not a blob

>wasting slots on cap mods instead of going full sanic
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>>167412641
>>we have less than 80 in fleet it's not a blob
I didn't say that
>wasting slots on cap mods
I wouldn't waste 4 lows on nanofibers when I can easily get a cap stable already fast fit

or do you think that 3k isn't fast?
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>>167412714
it's 2k not 3k
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>>167412743
its 3k overheated which is what I said before. Not overheating appropriately is dumb and you're not getting the full potential of your ship

>inb4 "ur a nullshitter for overheating"
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>>167412743
>capacitor depletes in 1m12s

post a fit if you think you're so good
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>>167412825
>being that guy who uses overheat numbers for everything
>oh your scimitar only goes 2km/s? well mine goes 3km/s :^)

you are the worst kind of person

>>167412893
no, why don't you
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>>167412957
>>being that guy who uses overheat numbers for everything
I used it for the prop, not the reps, not the adaptive invulns, just the prop

stop lying, stop projecting

>>oh your scimitar only goes 2km/s? well mine goes 3km/s :^)
Never said this
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if my escalation has no commander rats or escalation triggers in it there's zero reason to bother completing it is there, unless I want like 2 mil in bounties
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>when you align to warp and a tiny beacon 1/10 the size of a light drone gets in your way and bumps your massive BS completely out of trajectory turning a 12s align into 50s one
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>not passive aligning
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3200mmm steel plate II
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>>167415869
Can't fucking wait

Imperial Navy 3200mm Plate
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>faction modules
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>he doesn't want to get the most out of his ship
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i know this is a stupid question but what the fuck am i doing wrong? read the dumb journal and the requirements like 5 times and it looks good to me yet i cant finish the quest because requirements are not met
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>>167418624
you have to mine out the rock in the deadspace area of the mission
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>>167418624
Did you go to the asteroid field?
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>>167418856
>>167418736
right, seems like i mined the thing from the wrong asteroid. ill try again
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>>167418624
did you take the ore out of your ore hold and put it in the station inventory?
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>78M SP
>years worth of training queue past me
>can only use two weapon systems on a remotely profficient level (blasters & drones)
>all others only up to t1 with even shittier missile skills
>shit tank skills, shit navigation, recently got some mediocre scanning skills (were literally non-existant a month ago)
>can't trade, mine or do any industry well
>can't even use any ewar module
>zero skills in t3, can only fly ceptors and transports from t2 and not even to V
>haven't even trained some core skills to V
>only redeeming skillset is a limited crosstrain in frigates destroyers and battlecruisers which I never utilize anyway because t1 guns
>can barely squeeze a plex per month of income

>"Specialize" they said
>"You'll save up on training time" they said
Now not only I ain't maxed using some things, I'm absolutely shit / can't even use anything else.
What did I do wrong? :(
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>>167419089
t3s are a meme
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>>167418736
>>167418856
>>167419013
yup, got it working now. i had mined the wrong asteroid belt. thanks for the help friends
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>>167419089
>>can only use two weapon systems on a remotely profficient level (blasters & drones)
Are you kidding me? I have merely 90m SP and I can run all 5 weapon systems drones included, all 4 races and then some
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>>167419328
My bad - I can actually use t2 railguns and t2 drones but can't use t2 medium blasters or any other t2 weapon.
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>>167419561
thats still pitiful
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>>167419692
I know.
And don't even understand what did I do to fuck up this bad.
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>>167419980
you trained a bunch of irrelevant shit
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>>167420023
It was relevant at some point.
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Is there any place where I could relatively safely sell my eve account for cash? 16,3M SP 97% combat focused, how much can I ask for this anyway?
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>>167420603
no
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>>167419089
what the fuck are you doing nigger
I have 76M and can fly nearly any subcap proficiently
only things I can't really do is EWAR and industry
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>>167420603
Not a single place?
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how stupid am i for equiping a railgun on my venture :D also turns out thing misses if enemies are close to me so i used the keep at range command and i set it to like 10kms yet my ship doesn't really do that and instead just derps around
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>>167421951
could you write a actual sentence instead of that shitty run on
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Is 16b a good price for a 19.5m focused pvp alt? All supports at V and guns to large T2
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>>167421951
The Venture only has two turret hard points and your railgun is taking up one of them, so you're effectively halving your mining yield. If you want to defend yourself from NPC pirates while mining train your drones skill to 3 and bring two light scout drones with you.

As for the missing, read this to learn about turret mechanics: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Gunnery_Guide

And for the Keep at Range command, when you use that your ship will try to fly directly away from what you used the command on, and since I assume you were mining at the time you probably flew right into an asteroid and kept bouncing off it.
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>>167422445
No thats fucking shit
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>>167422568

What would be a good sell price?
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>>167422680
12
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How can I find a public drunken fleet?
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>>167422762

Bullshit

I could make 11 just from buying extractors and selling injectors to buy orders and that would still leave me with an sp farm and no spend of 2 plex to transfer
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>>167422971
join channel "spectre fleet"
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>>167423041
No one cares dude, the character bazar is pretty explicit on its buys and sells now that SP can be effectively quantified to isk. Unless your character is in high demand like titan or roqual or what ever pilots it doesn't fucking matter
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>>167423197

So why would anyone sell a character then? Selling at 12 is a 1b loss
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>>167423349
I low balled you assuming you'd just take it or something

do 13b then, but its definitely not worth 16
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>>167423547

Alright well I already messaged this guy 16 so I'll see what he replies first. Maybe I'll get lucky or I'll just drop it down a notch
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>>167423714
Definitely take back on that, 16 is way too much for something like that

do 13b
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>serpentis design is just reskinned gallente
>gallente get serpentis skins now
2 meta 4 me
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>>167423739

Just changed to 14. If he doesn't go for that I'll just extract because there's literally no point in selling for 13
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>>167422445
Why are you selling your alt? She'll be sad.
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>>167424926

I made 2 alts simultaneously when I returned to the game and I'm using the other one 90% of the time. I'm going to liquidate this one so I can add another chunk of SP onto the other and not have to worry about isk for pvp.
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>liquidating people
Bet you take the phrase "human resources" literally.
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>>167401302
there is a lag between tether activating and being vulnerable on grid. if you use instadocks you can tether as soon as your warp vulnerability goes off. if you use simple warp to you can die before tether activates.
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>want to fly a multi-billion load to Jita
>can't afford to lose it
>Burn Jita happens
Great. When does it end?
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every time
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>>167428423
>burn jita happens

What? What are people sperging about this time?
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>someone said MSB on a tengu is bad
>large hardly fits
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>trying to get enough ISK to redeem LP items
>get more LP meanwhile, so have to get more ISK to redeem
Anyone else Stuck In The Loop™?
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>>167430386
basically multiple alliances have established trading hubs outside of jita and are threatening to *burn jita*.
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>>167430484
>large hardly fits
>managed to fit it
what did he mean by this
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>>167430813
lolwut. no
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>>167430825
>not cap stable
>drops DPS for RCU
meanwhile this fit is cap stable and has a 2k dps tank if you're not onmi tanked
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>>167430884
what do you mean no dumbass ? that is exactly what is happening.
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>>167431159
It's just people ganking shit for shits and giggles.
>muh hidden agenda
>implying you can force everything out of jita
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>>167431247
>burn jita
>everyone docks up
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>>167431035
Cap stability don't matter when tank mod is the cap bottleneck, just pulse it. You still get more sustained tank.
As for DCU / BCU tradeoff that's just a lose something get something in return deal - more tank and less dps.

Also fyi I'm not one of the people saying MSB is bad on Tengu. I just picked on you because LSB actually fits and you proved it yourself in your post.
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>>167431684
I guess it was just shitposting then
how does this VNI look? people say they're decent and I'd like to have one just to have options
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>>167431853
I think people use 100MN afterburners
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>Dude undocks from station I'm at while in a militia opposed to the faction space we're in
>Gets attacked by faction police
>Doesn't dock up or warp away, just sits there and dies
>Loot his wreck
>150m
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>>167432575
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>oi vey, i feel like returning to eve to shut some crosses for a while
>log in
>don't have any ship, have to buy a ship
>can't decide where to go, rat or missions or sites
>realise that i probably don't have reputation for l4 except for caldari or sisters anyways
>queue skills and logout for a year
Yea...
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>>167434501
>crosses
they're little red houses now
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>>167434501
>solo eve
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>reputation
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>>167434961
more like
>pve eve
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But pve is the only thing to do in eve.
All other things involve killing or dying to other people.
How could anyone find that fun?
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>>167435450
it's fun when you win
>guy comes into our system
>he's in a exploration ship
>catch and kill him in blinged out ratting ships
>salt in local
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>>167435625
You forgot to add 3 hours of no one coming to system and you just sitting and waiting.
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How to kill orthrus
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>>167435726
that's when you do pve and make money
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>>167435836
How? On secound account? Because you sure can't simultaneously wait and play pve.

And it also brings a question: why play pvp if all you do is pve?
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>>167435730
ham orthrus
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>>167435945
nearly everyone in null has alts
pvp is fun if you can go out and kill shit, it's not fun in big blob fleets where you've got so much shit on the screen it might as well be a text adventure game
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>>167435625
No. No, it's not fun when you win.
I couldn't sleep at night knowing I destroyed someone's hard-earned virtual assets.
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>>167436018
>implying range and application
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>>167436119
>if you kill your enemies, they win
maybe this game isn't for you
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>>167435730
Use the power of friendship!
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>>167436146
get good
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>I can just bypass the shitines of a weapon system becuz im le gud xD
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>>167436416
>even in an extremely fast cruiser with a 50% scram range bonus I am unable to scram someone

kitebabbies pls this shit isn't hard
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>>167436278
No, they don't win - they lose.
And that's the point.
I cannot find enjoyment in anything while knowing that someone had to suffer for me to get it.

>>167436341
Get good at having fun?
I wish... I wish...
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>>167436529
>two extremely fast cruisers
>one has ~50k range
>other has ~30k
>ham is the way to go guise xDd
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>>167436826
>I cannot find enjoyment in anything while knowing that someone had to suffer for me to get it.
maybe you should go play a game for babies
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>>167436947
>kiting ship?
>counter it with an even longer range, more fragile kiting ship
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>>167436968
Why? I do pve here, no one gets hurt.
I get something to do, you get cheaper ships and modules that you can use to pvp more.
Everybody wins.
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>>167437084
But hams dont have longer range than rlml, theres no way you can kill a rlml orthrus with an ham one.
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>3 hours waitlist
>deltole deltole
>intaki fried caliphate
>shoot random NORMIES
>True Sansha Bathroom
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>>167437594
I didn't say they do, but if you aren't going to brawl the kiting ship you're just going to be in some other faggy kiting ship and not kill anything
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>>167437913
You won't ever brawl an rlml orthrus because it's always some longrange risk averse setup.
>hurr just brawl him
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>>167437883
learn the sites then mute everyone

even the fc
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>>167438068
that's why you catch him using piloting skill. you don't ask him to come brawl you

how do you think kiting ships die?
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>amidoingthisrite?
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Wait, this is even better
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>>167438915
Perfect
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>not polarized
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initiated compact warp scrambler
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>>167432617
>Kill someone with 32m in their hangar, one particular item making up 30m of it
>The 30m item doesn't drop, only get 1m
Stop stealing my luck.
>>
twoieros
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Is the Executioner good for solo PVP?
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>.
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My first try trying to get my goods couriered.
Their calculator is obvious bullshit (2.5m per jump? what the fuck), how much should I ask for hisec only ferry of 210m3 goods with 2.5b collateral?

Something orbiting the 1m - 1.2m per jump range I'm guessing?
Yeah the collateral is high, but the volume being low should make up for it since they can do it in fast supersafe cloakers or w/e.

Any hints?
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>>167443817
I'll move your stuff for free
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>>167443923
But you can't even afford the collateral.
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>>167443817
Depending on what your contract is you may benefit from splitting it into multiple contracts, there will often be collateral thresholds where contracts become significantly more expensive.
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>>167443192
it can slay interceptors pretty well
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>>167444705

I thought it would be the other way around, considering the amarr interceptor is its "evolution"
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>>167444220
From what I can tell their price calculator per jump is just 0.1% of collateral.
Which means splitting does nothing.

Is 2.5b really that much in collateral tho?
People are flinging 1.8b collateral contracts left and right on volumes that are freighter only. And they're asking 0.8-1.2m per jump.
Now that's gotta be *way* more risky to carry than 2.5b collateral on a package that can fit into just about any frigate.
Hell, you could probably squeeze it in with you while couriering other goods.
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>>167444052
Why would you need collateral? I thought we were friends...
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>>167445014
If you want to carry 2.5 billion in cargo you need some serious tank or a ship that doesn't get caught. They aren't going to just put some expanded cargoholds on an atron for this, that isn't safe and that's why this is expensive. If contracting an actual hauling service is too much for you just take the risk with hauler's channel or move it yourself.
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>>167445975
He said it was only about 200m3 of cargo. You could easily fit that into an insta-warp frigate which, if you're using dock/undock bookmarks, is uncatchable in high sec and very cheap.
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>>167445975
But it's all hisec.
A professional courier (bookmarks on every gate along trade routes and hubs) in a cloaky frigate can do it without exposing himself to even instalocking svipuls.
I'm going with hauler's channel because the volume is what makes this contract and professional corps fail to appreciate it.

>>167446164
That's the idea. Think I'm going with 1.2m per jump. I don't want to delay it too long. And this is super-safe.
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>>167444930
half the interceptors are good at shooting people, and you don't see these ones much. the other half are pretty harmless but are good at tackling. these are the ones you'll see 90% of the time
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>>167446164
The thing about what you're suggesting is that it's fine the vast majority of the time simply because tech 1 frigates generally aren't gank targets in high sec, but it only takes one thrasher on a dock to ruin your day.
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>>167447901
what about covert cloak astero then?
>>
>TFI
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>>167443817
you seriously don't have anything insta-align or cov-ops cloakable? I regularly transport 300mil worth of sisters probing equipment in my interceptor through hisec
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>>167419089
what the fuck did you waste all of your SP on?
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>>167449761
I do.

What I don't have are docking bookmarks in Jita.
And landing a little bit off-gate with >1b in cargo scares the shit out of me.

I'd manage if there weren't couriers available, but otherwise why risk it / bother?
Couriers are pretty damn cheap for the service they provide.
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>>167448571
That works but at that point you're expecting a hauler to buy a ship they won't have that costs more than your contract will pay and go empty on the way back.
>>
>still no eog apocalypse/omen/oneiros roam
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>>167391260

Hobgoblin II
>>
thukker small shield extender
>>
Where did all the Tengu memes go?
>>
federation navy 800mm steel plates
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>got killed in lowsec again
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lads after hours of figuring probe scanning i finally figured it out and found my first wormhole. unstable wormhole and apparently it can lead to anywhere, so the question is - do i go in?
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>>167455682
That actually sounds like a good plan. Report back on success.
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>>167455682
Can you use d-scan and know how wormhole space works?
Then yes, for the sake of experiencing something new.

Make sure you know at least the minimum of safety procedures (safe spots, bookmarking return holes, etc).

Also keep in mind w-space is a complete free for all.
Meeting anyone/anything else with guns spells death unless you gtfo sooner than they can point a gun at you.
That means - expect to lose everything you're flying. Oh and make sure to take probing equipment with you - you don't want to be stuck in w-space.

It's also wild and interesting and can lead to places all across the universe. Good luck and have fun
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>>167455682
You mean a wormhole that has less than four hours all the way to one minute? Yeah, sounds like a great plan, Anon.
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>>167455682
If you're in a system with a lot of people or close to one, expect people camping the sites.
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>>167455589
isnt that the whole reason for going to low?
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wew lads
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>>167460887
gimme a few, I need these t2 missiles
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>>167460972

sorry m80 its time to max out my drones
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SKILL INJECTOR PRICE SHOULD HURRY UP AND FUCKING CRASH
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>>167461548
>implying the autists who made literally 100s of farm alts won't keep tight control of the market
>>
what happened to that guy in these threads with the 55 sp alts? Was he lying?
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>put region wide carrier buy orders for dirty cheap.
>desperate industrialists fill the sale.
>put it on sale for 40% more.
Free plexes every month, you can thank me later.
>>
Why you autists keep pretending to be deaf? Why can't you speak with other people? I feel bad for legit deaf people because every time I see someone is saying he's deaf in EVE I know immediately that it's one of you faggots.
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>>167466103
I have one of those shitty high pitched voices that immediately makes people think I'm underage
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>ratting in a Rattlesnake
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>>167466391
If people laugh at your voice, you should consider finding better people senpai
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>>167466103
voice comms are great but the people that over do it and pretend in the in game chat doesn't exist are cancer. or bitch at you for *not being in comms* when its just a bunch of chatty Cathies being dumb.
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>>167466915
Don't talk, mute the most annoying people.
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>>167466671

I'm about to start ratting in a domi
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Apparently "Piir8" never speaks on comms and has social anxiety.
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>social anxiety
>meme "disorders"
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>>167466671
but it has "rat" in it's name.
>>
just 50 more days until my tengu :)
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>Come back to EVE
>hmm minerals are all down lets put some isk in those so when they go up I'll be rich
>They keep going down
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>>167468109
who?
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>>167469995
there will never be a shortage of scared faggots who sit in hs and mine all day
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>>167470049
An autistic smartbomber.
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>>167469962
>80 days until a rattle with t2 cruise

>OR 9 SKILL INJECTORS!!
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>>167461548
>>167468198
dumb frogposter
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>>167469962
babby
watch this
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>>167470130
High-sec miners are just a drop in the bucket compared to Rorqs.
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>>167469995
>dont do market research
>make bad investment
>>
>tfw you steal a good fleet concept but your alliance is too shit to make good use of it
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>>167470302
You don't need t2 cruise, rattle is a drone boat, get drone skills instead and use meta 4.
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>Russian accepts my courier contract 10 hours ago
>Still hasn't completed it
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>>167473469
He бecпoкoйcя
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>>167438915
oh my god stop this fit is awful

never do HAM's on an orthrus, never do HML's either
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>>167473469
>he thinks people gonna fall for the contract gank bait
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>>167474750
Not bait, I just want my shit moved.
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Is there any way I can get caught leeching bounties in a standing fleet by stealth afking at anomalies?
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>>167475878
send cloaky witch hunter out to check by warping to each fleet member
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>augmented drones
>This drone has been augmented with so many rogue drone parts that it is unrecognizable from its original design. This new hybrid has a fearsome firepower.
>This drone has been augmented with so many rogue drone parts that it is unrecognizable from its original design.
>augmented with so many rogue drone parts that it is unrecognizable from its original design.
>unrecognizable from its original design.
>looks exactly the fucking same

Can CCP get any lazier?
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>>167477541
>you will never become a CCP dev and make the game not suck
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>>167477541
>elite drone looks like a vexor
>tfw you'll never be able to field 5 vexor drones that each launches another 5 drones
>>
Look what this faggot is starting to do.

https://zkillboard.com/information/delayed/
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>>167474851

You have nothing to be afraid of
if you have proper collateral set.
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>>167479397
Not afraid of it not being delivered, just would rather not wait all day.
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>>167478723
>>
>bought my first shiny ship
>warp to belt at 0 instead of 100 by mistake
>dreadnought
>die

I'm way too absent minded for this game
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>>167481338
Killmail?
>>
>Burn Jita rumors for over a day.
>Spikes of 35-40 ship kills.

Lame or bust? You be the judge.
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>>167473419
yeah, the time spent leveling the missile support skills I'd be better training gallente battleship to increase thermal missile damage.
My plan was to 2xRattle anoms, with them being next to each other the rats will get zero transversal for the sentries. Tried it out on the test server and it required minimal micromanagement thanks to drone assist.
>>
I'm going to fall for the exploration meme. What kind of isk can I expect?
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>>167484189
20mil/hour
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>>167484189
Depends on where you do it and how lucky you are. You can end up getting worthless junk after hours of scanning or you could hit 150m on a single relic site.
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>>167481461

Why would I subject myself to further shame/embarrassment?
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>>167484704
Yes. This thread needs something to keep it going and who knows you may get your dick polished for it with some pity isk.
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>>167484894

Look up serpents dreadnought and I'm probably the latest VNI
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>>167484990
>Horde
>>
How do you get over the exploration poison? I can't do anything else because I can earn more isk opening one tin than anything else but it's a pain in the ass and unreliable.
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>>167485145

Yeah I joined by suggestion here and so far its been by far the most fun I've had in this game

No rampant autism and fleets/fights to get into whenever I log on
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>>167485186
Rat like a scrub
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>>167473469
He ccы, пиндoc. Щac вoдoчки хлeбнy и пoвeзy твoё бapaхлo.
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>>167485804
That sounds disgusting. How do you live with making 250k isk per mission?
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>Guardian's Gala event
>prot/antagonists are the serpentis and angel cartel
>serpentis (and gallente) and angel ships get SKINs
>only they don't, because the megathron gets the skin but not the vindicator
For fucks sake are they just incompetent or do they legit enjoy watching us suffer
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>>167486036
it's 200-250m if you can do the burner missions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f73pSoAMjN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-6rIyspYY
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>>167486530
So wait you can do burner missions in a cruiser?
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>>167482503
Pretty fucking dank when you don't even have to pulse the shield booster when shit melts at 2600dps without using any bling.
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>>167487025
There are multiple types of burner mission, not all of them are frigate only but some are.
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>>167486530
TIL you can still use MWD when you got scram'd
>>
>losing a 80m ship to a highsec rat anomaly
/dog/ I fucked up
>>
>get 2 sentries for my vexor
>immediately regret it

Also, what's a good industrial ship to use for popping in and out of low sec during low pop hours
>>
>>167489073
Why didn't you warp away?
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>>167489184
Wasn't paying attention, forgot how little armor I had once my shield buffer went down. Probably would've made it out if I was 1/2 a second faster, but fuck me.
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>>167489151
What do you want an industrial in low sec for? The t1 industrials are fairly bad but a dst is pretty safe as long as you know what you're doing with it.
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>>167490021
I've got a bunch of junk items scattered across lowsec, need a way to move it
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>>167490053
If you aren't transporting anything particularly valuable, use a wreathe with the cloak + MWD trick. It can carry ~20k while still having decent align times for an industrial, and a fully fitted hull is only 10-ish million.

Alternative, if you're carrying sub 8k or so and you have skill points to spare go with a blockade runner. DST are preferable in damn near any situation but you have to be completely braindead to lose a blockade runner.
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>The contracts sub-space link is being established. Please try again in a bit.
>>
Can NPCs run out of mana if you nosferatu them?
>>
>mana
>>
>>167493157
no, they don't run out of mana even if you neut them
all it does it reduces their boosting frequency so tank is easier to break
exact formula unknown
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>>167493714
You can also mana steal from npcs to reach cap stability if I recall correctly
>>
oneiros
>>
Whos missions should i run?
>>
Thukker
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>xxdeath
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>during the contract's 24 hour period to deliver, the goods' value increased 170m above collateral minus reward
>courier still delivered
Based randoms
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Hek VIII are rip off artists

should be renamed Kike VIII
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pls r8, subscribe and like
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>>167498615
biomass/10
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>>167498615
My rating:
4 drones/5
7:22/∞
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>181.3 m/s
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>>167498615

Looks like you don't have the skills to fly it tbqh fåm
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>>167497565
It's xXDeathXx, you stupid amerifag.
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>>167501087
But your picture says xXDEATHXx
>>
What's the best use for a Vargur? I bought one to try doing C4s but it's so much slower than a Rattle. I'd rather not sell it because it looks so good.
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>10 days until I can do incursion and afk farm my way to bliss in skill injector heaven
>>
Wormholers shouldn't be allowed to have supers.
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>>167504225
Why not?
>>
>tfw you realize we had 37k *average* online players in 2010, back when game kicked afk people out after 15 minute inactivity in station
>now we peak at 48k during weekend prime times with that number including the characters that are afk at stations (which are probably 20-50%)
>even despite the game going f2p
How do we make EVE not die?
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>>167504631
You can start by killing yourself
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>Amarr
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>toon
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>>167504631
>How do we make EVE not die?
Walking in stations, daily quests, achievements.
>>
>le walking in stations xddD
>>
>>167507043
No, no, no.
How do we - the players - make EVE not die?
>>
>we
>>
>>167504225
You know take them through certain holes right?
>>
>>167507043
>Walking in stations
Not following through with this on the sly was CCP's biggest mistake.
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>stratop coming up
>corpmates: "omg yes pvp rocks muh stratpap"

>try to get people for small gang homedefense
>corpmates: "omg who cares muh tick"
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How do I become a master space jew?
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>>167508812
Join the legions of lifeless carebears and avoid all fun
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>>167509813
that's not how you become a jew
>>
>>167507908
>Walking in stations
Why would anyone want that shitty gimmick feature? Do you use Captain's Quarters? Why?
>>
>>167510417
Plenty of people want it so they can chill with other players and rp
>>
>>167507908
This, Tera was saved with cute outfits.
>>
>>167510823
>plenty
I'd bet it's about 5% of the playerbase
>>
>so they can chill

so you want them to develop a really expensive feature so you can do nothing
>>
>>167512462
Correction, so they can pay out the ass for clothes to sit around and do nothing.
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>tfw wheniminspace was right all along
>>
whenimgay more like
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>>167511069
>tfw you can't buy a qt meido outfit for your Lif
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>>167514224
>qt outfit
>lif
>not minokawa or apostle
Can your taste get even worse?
>>
>>167514526
Ninazu is the only good looking FAX in my opinion.
It reminds me of the Revelation in SoaSE.
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>>167514526
Lif-chan is trying her best, please don't bully.
>>
>minokawa or apostle

pleb city
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>rat in my VNI
>Gnosis warps in and starts attacking me
>standing fleet won't help because 3 jumps is too far
>post my killmail in alliance chat
>"anon why were you ratting during a strat op?"
>"you should be flying suicide tackle instead of making Isk"
>"looks like this isn't your first VNI loss, why don't you spend all your Isk on PVP ships?"
>>
>unironically missing out on stratpaps
>>
>losing ships in 2017
>not having 3 FAX alts to save yourself
>>
>>167516761
you're gonna get kicked from test you idiot
>>
>>167518352
So?
>>
>>167503794
>a week until I farm enough incursions to get into Rorqual and afk farm my way to bliss in skill injector heaven
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>you're gonna get kicked from test you idiot
>>
https://zkillboard.com/character/97019068/
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>you're gonna get kicked from test you idiot
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>Sergaljerk
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>92% snuggly
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>>167518707
What's the difference between a furry corp and a regular corp?
>>
booted this game up after 6 years and boy I forgot a lot

i still have my punisher though
>>
>>167519018
Not only did you forget a lot, but the game itself changed considerably.
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>>167516761

Why don't you join a corp that lets you play the game how you want to?
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>wanting to suckle off the titty of the group without contributing anything

I wonder what the issue is anon
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>>167519018
How many skillpoints do you have? If it's less than ~500k you might want to make a new character.
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>>167519821
>wanting to suckle off the titty of the group without contributing anything
Join Horde
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>>167519109
well i wasnt even that into it when i started but it's nice to check it out again
i have a few friends who are kinda the same level as me so that's nice
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>>167520035
>>
oneiros
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twoiros
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>Gallente
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>in null
>haven't played the game for the best part of 7 years
>low on isk and don't know how to make more
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>Haven't lost a ratting ship ever
>Meanwhile others in fleet lose at least 1 VNI per week because 'muh ticks'
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>>167522239
>pvebabby is easier and less fun than pvp
Everybody knows this already.
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>>167520001
491k lol
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>blitz missions for 200m/hour on my 0% tax high sec alt while in fleets
>nullbabbys in alliance chat are whining that their wallets run dry and our space is camped by cloaky alts
>mfw they pay 15% tax and make less Isk/h than I do in highsec
>add another 5% markup to my doctrine ships on contracts just because i can
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>>167522782
Yeah, it's not that much. And you can use someone's buddy link like the OP's one, create new account and get 250K SP for free.
>>
>got trained up to fly TVP's Vindi fit for incursions
>bought the vindi
>am now poor
>suddenly lose motivation to play
>sub lapses in about a week
>70m in my wallet

Well shit.
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>>167522531
Not my fault people don't pay attention to intel, comms or local for incoming neuts
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>got trained up to fly TVP's Vindi fit for incursions
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>>167522239
I have lost a couple ships to rats...shit happens especially when you are speed tanking.
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>>167524682
Scam for plex at Jita
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>>167524750
>TVP
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>>167524913
>incursions
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>>167516884
there are some retards out there that don't stop mining or ratting when their sov is being entosised or their key citadel is being sieged. And then they complain about state of the alliance or not being babysat for defense or whatever retard shit. I don't know how a person can be so oblivious.
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>>167522032
killing pirates for bounties is the best way since you don't rely on selling shit on market and you can do it anywhere and don't have to worry about moving loot. (if you don't want to that is)
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Just started the game, currently in a Merlin with shield hardener and shield booster, what should a scrub like me do?
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>>167525713
Find a corp you like, probably.
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>>167525713
Undock the Merlin and get it blown up
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>>167525170
>that guy who complains in chat/comms about no one coming to save his ass when he gets dropped on despite multiple warnings
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>>167526305
sounds like a rorq user
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>>167513087

Who is that guy?
I recall that he is in some bounty top (as a claimer, I think...)

His corp looks topkek
>my wife's son
>CEO: A white male
>>
t3 titan when

>die in it
>account gets deleted
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>>167526553
Please. Rorq pilots can just panic mode and get half the corp and allied caps to help him if he gets dropped.

I'm talking about retarded VNIs and Rattles who don't know how to dock up when enemy intel is called.
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>>167526804

>2018
>EVE Online
>Alpha accounts cost ~5$/month
>F2P accounts are on "non-capsuleer" mode. (permadeath)
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>>167527859
how about an elite tier account that trains skills even faster than alpha
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>>167528515

this would be for the drifter playable race
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>>167528515

you mean something in between alphas and omegas?

So: alphas would train at "X1" speed, elites at "X2", and omegas """""X3""""?
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>>167528664
sorry, I meant faster than omega
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>>167528515
I'd like a cheaper omega account without skill training
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CCP: I do not want your faggot SKINs. Insert them up your arse, and put it to work on real content. Stop wasting the time of your Design team on bullshit.

Fuck you, CCP.
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>>167529741
This. This so fucking much.
>should we fix the old and shitty models?
>Nah, let's sell shitty dark tasteless repaints for 1800 au
>>
>alliance ping
>guys get on plebbit, we need to downvote a thread
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>shitposting on 4chan
>joined reddit alliance

you need more integrity
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>>167507043
>FUCKING YODIK IS A SHITPOSTING VG BRO


Who would of thought. Ive killed you about a dozen times huffing gas in thera.

Have you made enough ISK to make it worth it?
>>
>gas in thera

is this a thing
>>
Shit, I need to give thera a visit sometime
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>>167531112

for what pvrpose?
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>>167530985
Yes. You can either huff for 15 mins until rats show up and then switch to the next one. Or you can kill the rats depending on the site and huff till the site is dry.

I think like an average site gives about 80 mil worth of gas.

However, you are not safe. I BM all the sites in Thera and will check them.
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>>167531213
are they core sites
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>>167516761
Time to drop corp and find another that isn't a bunch of autists
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>>167531342
Core sites?

Thera is considered a C4-C5. I think that will answer your question.
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>>167526781
He founded some irrelevant meme spewing corp full of /pol/acks and redditors. They flew thrashers and shit posted a lot.

Later he tried to manipulate item price algorithms in order to exploit the bounty system but got BTFO by CCP and quit when his get rich scheme didn't work out
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>>167531859
>your avg dog poster
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Nestor
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>50% bonus to Large Energy Turret optimal range
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>200 precision cruises missiles for one elite frigate
What the fuck I don't have cargo hold large enough for one mission and my drones have 1% chance to land a wrecking shot
Light/medium drones are unbonused so they get eaten alive before I can recall them

How do you cope rattlefags?
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>200 precision cruises missiles for one elite frigate
>>
>load tracking script
>praetor oneshots elite frig
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>>167535173
>he lets frigates get close enough to get under his Gardes guns

Biomass, Uninstall, and rethink your life choices.
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>Gardes
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>Cap stability
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>>167535402
Oh apparently you have to recall and launch them again when you switch scripts, didn't work before and now my Gecko fucked everything up in 15 seconds flat.
Thanks anyway.
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>tfw you have to communicate in Morse code because you're too shy to speak
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>>167535173
Paint and let drones do the work. Failing that, smartbombs.
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>>167535585
Stop using geckos for ratting. They're 10x more expensive than regular drones and do omni damage so you can't exploit the rats' resist holes.
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>>167536809
Can't fit any more in rattle's tiny drone bay.

2 sets of sentries leave room for only one set of heavies.
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>>167536809
but they have abnormally high tracking and speed and never die
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>>167536809
But geckos are cool
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>>167535173
recall gecko, launch light drones
>>167535402
tracking script into what?
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>>167536809
1 gecko does more dps than 2 heavy drones.
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>>167537457
an omnidirectional tracking link, presumably
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>every time you dock up and undock your ship's name reverts to the default
How to fix? This gets boring quickly.
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>>167537935
Don't rename your ship, then. Who cares if you're that guy who has "*Name*'s Talwar" on d-scan
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>>167537935
Have you tried restarting your client?
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>Apocalypse
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is vni overkill for hisec L3s?
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>>167539338
not really
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>>167537587
>what is paper dps?
>what are resists?
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>>167539809
Prove to me 2 heavy drones do more dps than 1 gecko, because everything I've seen shows me that the gecko does more dps. Factoring in resists on pyfa, gecko does 40 more dps for me.
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>align time 1.8s
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>tfw just want to rat in my domi potato but everyone would bug me about not being in a VNI
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>>167542649
tfw want an excuse to fly a dominix but it's trash so I never use it
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>>167542827

I just reached BS V too...
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>>167542913
hyperion is boner tier
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>>167543114

Long way off. I'm only 16m SP and 6 of that is in drones
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>not tempest
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>minmatar
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>not ironically flying minmatar
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>not flying Winmatar
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>>167535939
>anglo FC asks who can do a thing
>speak up
>ANON YOU SOUND LIKE PUTIN IS THERE A BEAR IN YOUR HOUSE XDDDD
>tfw this is the reason you just fly DPS ships and orbit anchor in fleets
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>>167550680
>"anglo"

Can you really not tell the difference between at least the UK/Ausnz group and the Americans?
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>>167550680
I don't get how some anons just don't drop corp when corp is full of retards like that. The only time someone was like "eww slavs lel" in my fleet he got told to shut the fuck up. corp is us tz too
>>
Eve Global War when. Things are boring as fuck in null.
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>>167549021
What can i do as winmatar alpha
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>>167551543
where are you at ? things are pretty spicey in the north
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>>167552395
suicide ganking in thrashers
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>able to automate/control an entire technologically advanced space vessel and a multitude of modules
>pig_squeal.wav playing whenever a neut enters local is just too much of an advantage, banworthy
>no auto d-scan every x seconds
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>>167539809
The gecko has better tracking, speed, optimal and damage. Even in game the gecko will out perform 2 heavies
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>>167518982
>he isn't 100% snuggly
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>>167550680
Well is there a bear?
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>>167550816
Can you tell the difference between a russian, belarussian, ukranian, pole, czech, slovak, slovenian, croatian, serbian, or bulgarian?
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How do I properly fit a suitcase carrier for moving my stuff? Corp chat told me to just leave it unfitted with cargo expanders in the lows but I'm not sure if that's wise.
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>Decide to fall for the exploration meme
>1 hour in low sec
>1.5 mil isk
>>
CCP:

Heavy Smartbomb. Does more damage the closer the target, but max range is 25km. Only equippable on Capitals.

You're welcome.
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>>167563489
you have to go deeper
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>>167563489
>You said there would be isk!
>It's right there in null sec! Are you blind? Stop shouting!
>Where's the isk, CCP!
>Just scan wormhole signatures you... you... double nigger!
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>>167563398
it doesn't matter, because you're only jumping from dock range to dock range and docking up, and should never be lockable at any point in your journey

>>167563817
no
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>>167563489
>low sec
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>data sites
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>open cans
>300m in loot
>get lightheaded, feel seat on my forehead, triple-check local, double-check eve-central to make sure of the price
>jettison at a safe
>log into my main on an interceptor and retrieve cargo
a meme worth falling for
>>
I have a PI setup that extracts P0 and turns it into P2 on one plant. Each planet has 2 extractors with 5 heads each, 4 basic factories, and 2 advanced factories. I reset the factories daily and extract more than I actually need. I've tried cutting down on the extractors and building more factories (2 more basic and 1 more advanced) but then I'm just not extracting enough. How can I optimized this? Should I only do P0 to P1 on the planet and make a factory planet somewhere?
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>>167565114
>he isn't safer in his astero
plen
>>
Do data/relic sites in J-space have higher value goods than Nullsec?
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>>167565828
they're the same sites so no. except ghost sites I think where there's a better type in wh
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>>167565828
wh space is always -1 so yes
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>>167565879
>>167565923
Sheeeit. So is null more profitable because of streamlined travel and Local adding an extra level of preventative measure?
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>>167566318
>not in /v/bros chat

nigga get in here, we will answer your questions in real time.
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>>167565114
>Scanning a chain
>see a bunch of sisters probes in system
>No sites left
>happens all the way along the 3 chains
>Can't roll the hole because we need hi sec connections for the industry dudes
Feels bad man
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>>167566318
some people say some parts of it is, but they might be retarded, who knows
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>>167566378
Ehhhh?
I was told /vg/ didn't really have any organized EVE stuff. Or rather, I was told what we did have is either dead or shit. Is /v/bros not dead and not shit?
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>/vg/
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>>167566558
some people in /v/ bros are very good at EVE.
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>>167567456
I guess I can always just close it if it wastes my time. No type of /v/ corp though?
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>>167485614
>No rampant autism
Except for standing fleet comms, that shit is cancer.
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>>167568095
and standing fleet chat. Basically standing fleet anything.
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>>167567516
Theres a few, but they are mostly for lack of a better term, good old boys clubs. Oruze cruise is referral only for example
>>
this new new player experience is pretty embarassing
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>join my first big fleet
>be the first to die
>not sure if it was me or just bad luck
Do I broadcast for reps as soon as I get locked or only if I take damage?

I think I could have warped off instead of praying for heals, is that bad etiquette?

I watched the rest of the fight in my pod and everyone just sat there and died if the heals couldn't keep up with the damage.
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>>167568571
What were you flying?
>>
>>167568591
A Caracal
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>>167568631
What was everyone else flying?
>>
>2s align meme
Love it.
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>>167568669
It was Caracals and Scythes vs Gilas and Scimitars
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>>167568938
Then you were just unlucky to be primaried first.

It's a good idea to broadcast for reps when you see everyone yellowboxing you. By the time you have a ton of redboxes on you, consider yourself dead.
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>>167568571
If your fleet isn't bad, you shouldn't warp out, unless you're in a frigate.
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>>167569020
not all fleets are logistics aids blobs m8
>>
>propose battleship fleet doctrine
>nobody is down for it
>>
>>167563489
>go to nulls
>warp to every shit
>it's already looted and only 1 shitty container left so site won't respawn
Every time.
>>
Around how much % are you getting out of your damage if you paint a cruiser rat and hit it with a cruise missile?
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>>167571362
battleship is 100+ kingkongs mate, two expensip
>>
>Haven't played for long enough for my main to hit 5M SP
>Just bought and injected a skill injector
Feels pretty good man
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>tfw you never get primaried
>>
>be in horde
>some people are chill
>usually they're the ones in command
>everyone's mostly fine
>except those 1 or 2 obnoxious fucking faggots who can't be more obviously underage if they tried ending every fucking sentence with "XD" ":D" or ":P" while making shitty fucking jokes fucking up fleet chat when there's shit going on
Help I'm autistic and I don't like these people
>>
>>167572489
Stay around people like them for a year then you will learn the skills to deal with them.
>>
>Joining Horde
I found your problem
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>>167571935
Please answer
I have to decide which weapons system to T2
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>>167572962
Why do you need t2 painter?
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>>167572489
Right click -> block
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>>167573140
rapid heavies or cruises
I know all the arguments, I just need the one magical number and I'll make up my mind
>>
>>167563398
which carrier specifically?
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>>167572962
are you using a rattlesnake?
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>>167574032
yes
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>>167571935
depends on if it's moving or not
probably 60-70% depending on the stats on your missles
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>>167574103
Noice, thanks
Rapid heavies it is
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>>167574139
>rapid heavies
>>
>>167574139
No, use meta 4 launchers and ammo, t2 cruise is a waste.
>>
So why is Moros the best dread in the game?
>>
>>167574864
only dread really used to gank subcaps
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>>167574864
It's not 2006 anymore grandpa.
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>someone at CCP thought this looked good
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>>167574957
>yo remember that xmas skin we did?
>paint it red now
>>
initiated compact warp scrambler
>>
>trained gallente cruise to V
>don't need ishtar because I've got a rattlesnake
>deimos gets outkited by everyone with half a brain
>downright refuse to fly the lachesis because of how ugly it is
>phobos is meh, there are better HICs

HELP WHAT DO I DO I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH
>>
>>167576728
ur retard
>>
>tfw a retard
>tfw want to run missions
>tfw want to run them on paladin
>tfw don't know anything to run besides sisters
Is there any hope for me?
>>
>>167576728
Vigilant
>>
>>167576728
>don't need ishtar because I've got a rattlesnake
Wtf does that even mean
>deimos gets outkited by everyone with half a brain
lol
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>>167526232
but no enemy's are strong enough for that
where do I find noobs to kill?
>>
>triple xlasb
>no resists
>>
>waah I won't undock if I don't have 90% across the board
>>
>>167576820
For real though, should i go for it? Im afraid of doing ammar navy because it will lock me out of negro\frog space, but i like lasers...i know machanga is better but i just like lasers and yellow. And i suppose paladin is the endgoal? Do ammars even fight against EM space or is there some kind of "good game design" and all enemies have exp holes instead?
>>
>>167581246
Amarr have bias towards sansha pirates which have em hole.

As for being locked out of empire space -
You can decline factionkill missions which will make the only faction standing changes you get (barring pirates) from storyline missions.
Which you can also decline or do in moderation (and then switch to missioning for opposing faction to balance it out).
>>
Why does shield ships get to use multiple ancil shield reppers but armor can only use 1?
>>
>>167574937
The nag ganks subcap ships better than the moros in every field of the world
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>>167389957

Do you have a waifu in EVE?

Her voice is so cute...

>tfw no eve gf..
>>
>>167581542
Eh...i guess i'll try doing amarrs with navy and declining non-pirate factions then, i do need to do story missions untill 7 standing with ammar, right?
>>
>>167583930
7.0 faction standing is too much.
Grind L1 missions for the corp you want to do L4 for (navy) until 1.0, then grind L2 until 3.0, L3 till 5.0 and then run L4
Connections skill helps *a lot*.
Alternatively pay for some autist to grind the standings for you. It is *much much* faster and isn't super costly considering they don't lose anything for doing it.

As for declining - just be careful and not decline more often than once every 4 hours unless you can deal with the consequences of losing some standings.
>>
>see dude from my same npc corp is in low sec system
>o7 them and start ratting
>dude scrams and kills me

I feel retarded
>>
>>167585753
Why aren't you in a real Corp?
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>>167583930
Never run missions for military corps, you can't compete with FW and LVL5 mission runners.

SoE LP isn't worthless because the store has things people use that you can't get from LVL5s or FW.

Find a corp that has agents in a nice .5 system with an LP store that gets you 1.5k+ Isk/LP when selling to buy orders BEFORE you grind standings.

Don't be dumb and run missions for 700 Isk/LP senpai!
>>
Fuark man does losing 4 hours of successful exploration ever get easier? Just got my Helios blown up in WH space with 200 mil in cargo
>>
>>167586905
low sec is scary
>>
>>167591528
0.5 space is highsec
>>
oneiros
>>
>>167416761

Seriously fucking trash 900mill fits with faction mods trigger me so hard
>>
>>167590621
it becomes less common if you get good
>>
>>167595019
t. poor
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>>167586905
Hm, but i don't like blitzing (or else i suppose getting a machanga is t he way to go?) so maybe lp not matters as much for me?

And if military corps are useless, then what's left besides sis? I thought everything but empire is nulls with exception of osmon...
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>>167595770
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>>167595770
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>>167596025
>>167596338
W-what's wrong? Don't bully...
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>>167595423

>spending all your isk on officer mods for your elite pve rattle

ok

Also while I'm here

>nullsec
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>>167597756
>i have no idea what im talking about the post
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I always hear about 'Power of 2' offers, I've been playing about 3 or so months every two years or so and I've never seen them. How often does CCP put out that kind of offer?
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>>167595770
>what's left besides sis?
I think Thukker Mix is also good. I'm not 100% sure though.
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>name noob ship no bully pls
>run into gate camp
>they don't shoot me
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>>167599468
obviously you've found the answer to the plex hauling problem
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>>167598735
>open standings to figure out what's happening
Oi boi this doesn't look good...

and now i remembered that i wanted to be a laser boy and and im pretty much limited to...Catch? agents.
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>>167598735
>Which faction modules are used in doctrine fits or by small gang and solo PVPers?
>Are they traded in volume or can a single autist crash the market?
>Are there equivalent modules you can farm in nullsec people might switch to?
>What can you get from FW and LVL5 corp LP stores?
>Which corps offer things that are in high demand you either cannot get from FW and LVL5 corps or get for less LP because they have 5 run BPCs?
>Do they have agents in a low true sec 0.5 system in a constellation without many low sec systems? Does the station have repair service?
>run missions for that corp
>put up buy orders for tags and sell via sell orders once you get a feel for the market
>stick with SoE because all this sounds like too much work
>run Amarr navy missions in your laserboat in a 1.0 system because LP don't matter so why not sell it under value
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post the dumbest t3c combos u got.

Im starting with tengu comet edition
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>>167601048
tengu maller edition
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>>167600938
Thanks for reminding me why I sell my LP at 350isk/LP mark.
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>>167601048
There was that one proteus combo that looked fucking hideous
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>>167601723
LP is free anyway

>>167601761
implying there are any proteus configs that aren't fucking hideous
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>>167602052

>Dyson hand vac.jpeg
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>>167601048
It's a caldari ship m8, all of its configurations count as dumbest
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will i die if i go to jita? 400 destroyed ships in a day
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>wife aggro
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>>167602426
Yes
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>>167602426
Only if you are retarded. But seeing this question I don't doubt you are not very bright.
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>toons
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>>167602789
what did he mean by this?
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>>167602426
Yes, you will die.
Don't go to Jita ever.
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>It is rumored that the Angel Cartel ships defending these Gala sites will drop a unique SKIN for Gallente hulls
When will CCP stop with the Gallente bias? Why is Fozzie such a Gallente cuck?
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>>167603285
your a cuck
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>>167603409
my cuck what?
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>>167603409
Please buff Assault Frigates, Foozie
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?Gayllente
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>>167603475
he didnt say your cuck, he said your a cuck
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>>167603546
my a cuck what?
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>>167603578
how should i know, ask him
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>>167603409
my a cuck what?
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what's a cuck
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>Amarr alpha clones
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>>167603821
your a cuck
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>trade in jita - get 0.01 contantly
>"trade in amarr - just list your items and youre goot to go!"
>trade in amarr - 500 times less people, get 0.01 constantly
erry time.
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>>167603821
its an eve player who doesn't use free ammo
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>>167603957
maybe it's time to move to dodixie
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>>167603957
As long as there's some other trader out there also looking at the item you're selling/buying, there's no way you'll never not play the 0.01 game
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>>167603957
>trade
there's your problem, just play the game instead
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>>167603957
>getting angry that someone else wants free almost no effort isk without even leaving station
Nigga, you get free almost no effort isk without even leaving station. You don't get to complain.
You're doing god's work, never stop jewing
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>>167602426
insta-align or cov-ops cloak, insta-dock, insta-undock
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>>167600449
How bad is it to rat in lazer ship in me gusta gurista space?
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>>167606341
Bad. Just train heavy drones and grab a VNI, buy some navy wasps
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oneiros
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>>167606916
Don't really want to "be good at guristas", i just want a laser ship.
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>Can't do anything because I desync during 1800 and 2200 primetime

This fucking game dev.. it's been going on for months and they are only now admitting there is an issue. Don't even know if I want to keep playing since I have unsubbed all my alts in protest now.
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>>167604096
I moved from Jita to Dodixie a while back and I still get 0.01 isked all the time. On some low-volume items it's fine but most of the time it feels no different from dealing with Jita bots.
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What ship will you be flying for Guardian's Gala?
I'm thinking of some kitey bullshit pve destroyer but I suck at fitting.
Can someone recommend be anything good? Coercer? Cormorant?

Also a 'fessor is an option if you got something good.
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>>167609417
just let it die
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Really grinds my gears with how bad people are managing ewar. And its self fulfilling prophecy when they only direct noobs to fly it and then give horrible shot calling during fleet fights and then have a lower or negative impression of it.
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>>167612286
fly a pvp ship you autist
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>>167576728
Proteus
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>>167609658
If you dont care about the effectiveness of your ratting then it doesn't matter what you fly. Ultimately though unless you deal kinetic or thermal damage it's going to be a complete waste of time. (I think it's thermal)
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>mfw scamming and making 2 bil within 20 minutes
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>>167614892
What do I need the third midslot if there's nobody to scram tho?
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name 1 (one) good corp
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>>167615693
amateur
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>>167610752
works on my machine
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>>167616226
PODLA
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I've played this free a few times, now that alphas exist, what is worth my time? I feel fine with doing all the little starter missions and stuff, but at what point does it become viable to turn an alpha into an omega? I don't know how comfortable with pvp I feel.
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>>167616583
It's not really worth playing as an Alpha, just like all F2P games.

If you aren't interested in the sandbox then give EVE a skip.
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>>167616583
>>167616963

Dont listen to this DOG poster.

Join as Alpha.
Enjoy your experience as everything is new and have fun trying to figure out how the game works.
After tutorial and starter missions, go explore.
Join a corp.

Once you have trained all through the Alpha, then think about going Omega.
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>go explore
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>>167616583

Just join pandemic horde, get free shit and have some fun. Its quiet right now but there's always fleets being organised and a lot of it caters to new players
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>>167617806
>Join Pandemic Horde
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>>167618000

Care to explain why not?
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>>167618046
not that guy but he is just propaganda posting. I would recommend joining any of the large sov blocks: Goons, TEST, Pandemic, or one of those russian ones. Or maybe something like Eve Uni, Brave, or Signal Cartel. Just don't join some random small time corp unless you really got it figured out what you want to do in the game.
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>test
>ph
>brave
>signal cartel
>russians
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>>167618489

I was the one suggesting to join horde and I do so because I was that guy a week ago. Now I'm actually logging into the game and having fun rather than sitting waiting for skills or doing boring as shit isk making activities.
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Nice propaganda. How many caracal hulls were you promised for this shilling.
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>having fun is such an alien concept to your average dog poster that they believe anything relating to it is propaganda
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So who of you was this.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/59822663/
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>2 PLEX's worth of loot in 2 days
I know my luck's gonna run out I just don't know how.
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>>167619332

Me on the left
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>day 1 in PH - hop in ur caracals bois, we gonna blob some shit
>day 2 in PH - hop in ur caracals bois, we gonna blob some shit
>day 3 in PH - hop in ur caracals bois, we gonna blob some shit
>day 4 in PH - hop in ur caracals bois, we gonna blob some shit
>day 5 in PH - hop in ur caracals bois, we gonna blob some shit
>fun
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>>167616226
Hotline K162
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>>167616226
Brave Newbies :^)
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>>167619468

>Join a big alliance
>Not expecting to blob interlopers/raid small surrounding groups
>Not expecting to be another nameless face living in lawless space that rapes and pillages the surrounding villages to keep them in check

Really noodles the noggin.
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>horde
>keeping anything in check
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>>167619468

This is my 6th day and I was in 2 separate small gang roams of whatever you wanted to fly earlier
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>not joining a comfy low sec corp and doing daily small roams
>joining blob alliances
>being f1 monkey
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good goy. keep em coming and maybe your overlords will throw a dime your way while you suck on rock muncher's dick
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>>167619468
i have been in ph only a few days and so far been talwar roams for new FC's, snatch fleet roams, nano cruiser roams, maelstrom fleets for stomping out a few different enemy fleets, some low sec roams, and a few fleets for bashing some citadels.
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>>167620796
big alliances do low sec roams...
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Whose dick do I have to suck to join Oruze Cruise?
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/59830365/

EE confirmed ded. How long until Hydro loots the wallet and hangars?
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>>167621203
do i have to use voice comm shit for roams? im deaf
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>lowsec
>pvp
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>deaf
Autistic*
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>>167621530
no. i just mute comms if it gets annoying and keep playing.
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>>167621630
But I read on Forbes that "Shadow Cartel" and "Snuffed Out" are the best Player versus Player clans in the game?
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>forbes
>clans
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>Decide to go to null sec for some exploration
>Immediately get caught in a gate camp and blown up
I think I'm done with exploration.
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>>167622332
just do wormholes bro xd
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>>167622332
I wish you were done with your life instead
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>>167622113

Forbes is not fake news Anon. How else can you explain the 100+ POCOs SC have taken in Genesis over the past week :^)
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>>167622532
PVP = player vs poco, right?
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>im deaf
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>blob pvp is more important because games journalism
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>all these anons taking that fat bait
never change /dog/
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>mom i trolled them on 4cheng xdd
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blob is just a weasel word to get away from your personal or organizational inadequacies. In real life great warriors and military leaders never bitched about numbers, they got the job done.
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>>167623214
>not getting gbp for trolling on imageboards
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>>167623254
t no balls/skill
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>tfw you get told that you will never get into Snuff with just Horde on your employment history
>join waffles to git gud
>Snuff still doesn't want you because they think you're a PL spy
>forced to join RDRAW
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At least rdraw have nearly infinite content.
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>wanting to join a PM pet alliance
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>sell hot high value items in local null market at 5% below jita sell
>nobody buys because they're used to getting ripped off so they just JF everything in
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>join waffles to git gud
What did he mean by this?
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>not tengoo
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>>167625985
Why would you ruin your own profit?
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>Rorq blue to Horde mining in Horde mining space
>Gets dropped on by Doom and PL
>Horde has to save it with FAXs
>PL will probably do it again tomorrow
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>>167631329
I am assuming it was a space ship samurai pilot ? PL has even been killing them when they are in fleet supporting them.
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>>167626871
if you are deemed worthy by waffles you can get into some PL corps without a vouch from that corp.
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>>167631329
https://soundcloud.com/user-243351242/pls-doomchinchilla-decides-to-drop-on-a-horde-rorqual-grab-your-popcorn
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>>167624757
>genuinely trying to prove yourself to some autists with inflated egos from internet spaceships

Can't imagine living your life
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>>167632606
You do get a vouch, you get a vouch from Reza Najafi to go to snigg

Waffles is more independent now, they don't directly feed Sniggerdly anymore
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>>167624757
Whats your name? If you were in Sniggwaffe I'd know you and if you left you're probably a shitter
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Can my poor laptop handle this gamu if i don't put it on my SSD?

>GTX 960M
>8gb ddr4
>i7
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>>167633709
Yea definitely

I played on a 650m for years
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>>167633709
Even a toaster can run this game.
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>>167633770
Neat, are there "clans" in this game? If so, is there a thread one? If so, is it full of circlejerkers?
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>>167633849
clans are called corps and you can join any of them so long they let you in
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>>167633849
be prepared for a half-hour long interview on teamspeak
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>>167633849
clans in this game are called corporations.
corporations can come together to form alliances which can hold sovereignty of solar systems.
further extension of this is coalitions which are groups of alliances, which isn't an official game mechanic but a big part of the game in terms of wars and politics.
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>>167633973
Alright, but is there an /eog/ specific corp?
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>>167634113
No theres not really, theres White Stag Exit Bag or what ever its called but they aren't exactly organized by any means.

Don't be afraid to join and leave corps if they're fucking boring. New player alliances like Brave Newbies, TEST, Pandemic Horde, Karmafleet are great starting grounds to learning the game
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>>167634318
>>167634097
>>167634090
Thanks. Just one more thing, how p2p is this game?
I've heard that some ships from this game are sold for thousands of $, do I need to spend a lot of money to git gud?
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>>167634438
>how p2p is this game?
Pay to Play? Its free to be an alpha forever but Omega characters can train all skills
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>>167634520
I meant p2w*
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>>167633709

I play on an 870m which is almost identical in performance and I have everything maxed 60fps most of the time
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>>167634438
>I've heard that some ships from this game are sold for thousands of $, do I need to spend a lot of money to git gud?

EVE is a special game where in game currency can be compared to real life cash using the value of a PLEX as a unit of comparison

1 PLEX right now is about a billion isk IIRC, its also 20 USD

So when a titan dies and say its worth 100 billion isk thats effectively 100x20 dollars = its converted dollar amount. Players don't ACTUALLY blow 2000 dollars buying this ship IRL.

>>167634553
Not really, skills are skills but theres more keyboard skills you yourself can develop and share with a corp as a whole. There are tons of more elite corps that want only the best players so they can do impressive things like fight heavily outnumbered or perform specific tasks better than others. Its more about your personal skills than character skills. However you will need the character skills to fly the right ships for the job
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>>167634553
well, you can gain access to the entirety of the game without paying a penny as long as you know what you're doing. until you get the full access you're gimped like hell though
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>>167634438
you can literally make grown men cry who have spent countless hours at this game with a cheap ship you can fly as an alpha. so no, not p2w at all.
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>>167634806
>>167634764
>>167634716
Alright thanks
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weapon tiercide when?
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>>167635364
soon(tm)
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What are some isk-making activities that are not memes?
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>>167635562
combat exploration yields some good isk but varies randomly.
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Sup /eog/

I'm getting back into the game, about 70m SP to my name, I feel like doing some missions for a bit just to get back into the swing of things.

I have about 10bn on me, although would rather spend no more than 2bn at a push otherwise it's asking to be ganked. Which ship is best these days, Golem, Tengu, Nighthawk, CNR etc? I'm a shieldy missiley bloke primarily, although slowly learning Amarr skills too cuspretty.

Please spoonfeed with fittings you lovely people, battleclinic is RIP and all my fittings are outdated as fuck so I'm clueless. I'm half hoping Tengu is the most viable cus a) cheaper and b) I never really like the Golem
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>guild
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>>167635562
no such thing
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>CNR

Reported
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>>167635562
blitzing lvl 4s
blitzing lvl 4s in npc null
Incursions
FCing incursions so you don't have to wait
multiboxing Rattlesnakes in WHs
buying DED plexes and running them
Carrier and Super ratting
PI on all your cyno alts
running a 5% corp with an alt and recruiting everyone with a pulse
running a buyback program and building stuff your corp uses or exporting it to highsec. rigs, fighters etc
market seeding your corps staging
market seeding low sec hubs
importing doctrine ships
supplementing importing with industry/invention if you have access to EC in null
building caps and supercaps
buying cheap caps in lowsec and moving them to your staging to sell
reselling firesale contracts
courier contracts in a JF
reaction farms
large SP farms
flipping plex/injectors/other high value items
market speculation
station trading with lots of order slots and riding price cycles
mining in Rorquals
ganking freighters in highsec
ganking JF that jump to kickout stations
smartbombing explorers in Stain
smartbombing everyone in lowsec
smartbombing anoms with machariels
lvl 5 missions
FCing to become space important and get access to corp income
skimming corp/alliance wallet
renting out space
owning lots of POCOs
moongoo
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>>167635971
Rattlesnake or paladin for lazy mode pocket clearing, machariel or barghest for blitzing.
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>>167635971
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1knVqZEH8qFY0eT44nMEFwcKd3t4PbgcZeuv58SVUxsI/pub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-6rIyspYY
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>>167636784

I do like lazymode, Rattlesnake you say? Assuming with sentry drones? Been an age since I last did missions yet alone used a Rattlesnake
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>>167636893

I am tempted by that Barghest, but that is a completely new ship to me. Fuck I don't know what to fly.
>>
>still no rattlesnake nerf
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>>167637426
fly tengu and do it all or rat in VNI to get the hang of things
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>>167635971
Lazy L4 missioning in mach/rattle and skipping the burners is about 60-120m/hr, you're much better off joining any null corp and shipping that rattle over and running anomalies and selling loot from rare spawns or doing 10/10s
>>167637426
I've done those recommended blitzing missions in that guide, do not buy the barghest (yet), you need to mass decline in order to get those missions and for that you need to have a faction standing above 5.0 and be able to do burner missions to repair agent standing(to stop it from going -2.0). It doesnt have much tank and is meant to kill 1-5 key NPCs to complete the mission while aligning out and having a long as fuck reload time.
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>>167631329
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/5siomd/pls_doomchinchilla_decides_to_drop_on_a_horde/
>>
>doomchinchilla

where are my fedora autist pictures
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>>167638905

I went for a Tengu for lazy missioning, seems to work pretty good so far!
>>
>that one faggot who keeps posting reddit threads
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>>167641195
sometimes i regret not joining huge alliance just because of all the autism keks i'm missing out. Good thing plenty of you cucks are in one.
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>>167390632
I still haul a lot of my own junk out of jitta if it's time sensitive.
>>
I wish drugs were still illegal in high sec.
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>>167636750
>buying DED plexes and running them
>tfw 100% of public bookmark contracts are scam
>>
I want to go from doing normal relic sites in null to doing combat exploration. What sites should I be looking for a what type of ship should I skill into for them?
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>>167645092
If you mean sites in null, then Rattle, Mach or depending on where you live a Vindi or Nightmare. You can also go full meme and fly T3s
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>Rattle and T3 is the answer to everything
>>
It isn't. It's just lazy mode.
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>>167645587
just like your mom
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>>167645587
I really don't know how else you could do combat sites solo other than those ships
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>reach BS V
>still only ever fly frigs because I'm poor
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>>167646252
Just buy PLEX, anon. :D
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>>167646252
Frigs are elite, anon, be proud.
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What is the best T3?

>They are all good for different things anon
okay what do they each do well then
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>>167646429

Can't anon. I lost my job a week ago so I want to limit my spending until I find a new one.

>>167646461

Don't get me wrong, I think they're still my favourite to fly anyway. But sometimes I just want to take a cruiser out and have a bit more to manage in a fight (and last a bit longer)
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>>167646510
Tengu is the best. The B E S T.
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>>167646546
Throw away your sanity and become a living bot. You should be able to afford a couple of battleships in a week.
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>>167646510
both caldari t3s are overall better than other races
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>>167646670
>>167646946
why tho
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>mfw watching thunderbirds while mining

What am I doing with my life.
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>>167647334
What else are you supposed to do while mining?
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>>167647551

tbqh the foresight is pretty spooky

>4 years before the moon landing
>Concord
>Chernobyl disaster
>MV Berge Istra and MV Berge Vanga disasters
>9/11
>BP oil spill
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Rate my fit
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>>167646946

>jackdaw

The definition of glass cannon.
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>>167648625
i'll compensate your loss if you link me zkillboard with this
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What else do I need out in null?
I got the pve ship, ammo, interceptor, and t1 industrials
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>>167636750

Good list
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>>167648916
friends
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>>167647147
C A L D A R I
A
L
D
A
R
I
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>>167645948
Mach, Sentry domi, (fleet) Phoon, Nightmare, Marauders, Navy raven, Rail vindi, God knows what else.

Just because people can't think for themselves and only fly le optimized le isk/hr rattle doesn't mean you can't make a fit yourself.
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>>167646946
For what. And jackdaw is shit, both pre-nerf and post.
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>>167649428
>jackdaw is shit
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While my Tengu is slaughtering these level 4 missions, it's a bit slow.

Can someone post that awesome lazyasfuckafk Rattlesnake fitting that's all the rage these days?

Also, can I change sex?
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>>167649561
buy another character from the bazaar
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>>167648916
Covops and tons of MTUs.
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>Navy raven
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>Navy Caracal
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>cnr
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>haha facebook meems xdD
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>>167650854
kys
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>>167650013
but I only have Hacking III
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How did Adversity get into PL?
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>>167650854
When you purposely mess up the xD to finish off the shitpost nicely
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>>167651259
evacuate
>>167651259
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>>167649314
thanks for the actual helpful answer anon
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>>167615390
Well i don't care to some extent...not to "kill emp-resistant rats with laser boat" kind of don't care...i guess then, people could always use imperial navy heat sinks, right? Haha...
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