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>Gear Design Contest (Ranged Magic DPS/Healer Edition)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/57b6173ca0330be656b9e7c6763a930a1d5ec5bf
>Patch 3.5 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kA9aAdIDG0
>Patch 3.5 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d90ea3ee6d083eaba4f22e5deefe934b0a0a464e
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x
>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
>3.5 Gung Ho for GARO Collaboration
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001753.html
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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>Previous Thread:
>>167359608
peace
Rania is nice and did nothing wrong.
How do I GET OUT OF BOUNDS IN IDYLLSHIRE
Redpill me on notorious webbers
>>167388901
they are all literal greasy grown men, sweating in their stained computer chairs
i wanna do this with a cute lalaboi
>>167388901
I've been away. "Webbers"?
Post cute things!
>>167388759
delete this
What are you doing tonight, /xivg/?
do you like what you see
>>167389059
I think they mean like... catfishing? something similar, anyways
>>167389103
I got you covered.
>>167388964
I want to make this boy into my wifeas his tiny cock flops around while I destroy his bp
KISSU
>>167389140
too big
>>167389135
Falling for you
>>167389176
give zooms
>>167388964
I really like this character, I don't comment here often but grey is really my colour
Lookin good, man
>>167389274
I posted a fresh one at the end of the last thread...
>>167389263
Does Friendship Circlet and Brand New Ring stack?
>>167389414
yes
daily reminder :)
>>167389358
oh, i missed it. thanks
>>167389224Can I please see your dick?
>>167389473
Any backstory to this, or just a random easter egg?
pohtaydoe
'w'
>>167389594
boil em
mash em
stick em in a stew
>>167388854
ily anon. Do I know you well?
>>167389135
Reading this thread like a loser
I took a few pictures decorating my apartment.
kaori officially eliminated
It'd totally be cool if an elezen or two would post right about now...
>>167389191
um
>>167389339
ty
>>167389801
>tfw can't even get an apartment
WHERE'S THE DYNAMIC ADJUSTING OF APARTMENT/HOUSING WARD SIZES YOU PROMISED, YOSHIDAAAAAAA
Some people shouldn't be allowed to glamour.
>>167389801
Mind you, the clipping on the wall/pillar to the left has since been fixed.
why are all cats such sluts?
>>167389875
Here, have a Duskwight staring blankly into the middle distance.
>>167389926
Continued.
>>167389908
I just stalked districts at night for about a week until I found mine, I was sniping for Lavender Beds. Mind you I'm on a pretty busy server as well (Balmung).
Paid 500k only.
>>167390005
They're all played by lonely grown men who have no self respect so they'll fuck anything that moves.
>>167389874
what
>>167390097
hey I won't fuck anything
>>167390097
That explains why I fuckedur mum
>>167389252
Anon....
>>167390097
>They're all played by lonely grown men
those generalizations roofl
>>167390097
I may play a cat, but I'll have you know I won't fuck anything.
Can someone at least give me a hint on how to get out of bounds in idyllshire?
>>167390085
I might put a dragon lamp here.
>>167389895
*downvotes*
>>167390045
be my wife
what is everyone up to on friday night, i put up a pf with pass as 322 for no real reason
>>167390231
/petpetpetpetpetpet
>>167389662
Die cat scum.
>>167390332
Wondering what I should do.
>>167389875
Cute elezen npc in the new Idyllshire gardens. First time here I quite like it.
>>167390295
Only if youwoo me properly.
*accidentally poops in diaper*
woops :s
>>167390085
Can I join your FC?
>>167390197
Let's get married soon
>>167390460
the best elezens are always npcs
>>167390391
Lizard scaaaaales are so pretty.
>>167390549
They look likethe psoriasis on my elbows.
i wanna kiss kisses toes
hi
i wanna die die die
>>167390135
They got dozed thanks to a close friend of theirs.
>>167390472
i would gladly try.sadly, i'm a lizardman, though.
>>167390606
I too want to kiss my own toes.PST...
>tfw finally get to HW
>now I have to start researching if I want to level up BLM or AST since I can choose
I hate being so indecisive
>>167390379
>>167390539
The best elezen are all of them.
>>167390643
I miss OW.
>>167379624
Get your chocobo to max with max stars so you can race with real men
>>167390676Well, that's a point against you, but never let it be said I'd completely disqualify someone on one point alone.Except lalas. They just creep me right the heck out.
>>167390789
I just want to get out of bounds
>>167390748
Just take BLM to 60 and level up AST with armory bonus.
does anyone need weeping city
So my brother just bought me this game with heavensward.
I think the astrologist looks cool but how long will it take me to actually unlock it?
>>167390992
yeah but i have no desire to play this game anymore
>>167390753
Who is that? Because you're right that is a really nice elezen
>>167391043
ohhhh boy.
OOOOHHHH boy.
>>167390748
delet this cancerous image
>>167391092
throw your corpse at me, up in pf private tab 322 N.L.
>>167391159
I didn't know you had a thing for necrophilia
>>167390968
My BLM is only at 30, I took the time to get all the jobs unlocked, but DRG is my main right now
>>167390820Fair enough. What sever are you on anyways?
>when mado posts and you forgot to turn off your filter
I still don't understand why people are so upset when you just happen to not like miqo'te.
Nearly half of the active players in this game are miqo'te and there is no shortage of other people for you to find who will want to pet and circlejerk over your cat with you. I just want something different.
>>167391245Balmung.Yeah, I know.
>>167390549
Continued.
>>167390521Anyone can join as long as they don't cause me/the other members trouble. The purpose of the FC is just to play with others and do whatever you want to. I eventually will purchase a house (waiting to see the new residential district). I'm pretty lenient on chat and almost everything goes through with us, but I can be.. pretty ruthless and absolutely don't tolerate bullshit/drama if it arises. I do try to help members out wherever I can though. Do keep in mind it's not a "4chan FC" but rather an open to everyone who fits the ambient. Members are free to come and go whenever they please.
I won't post my name but, if you know me shoot me a PM I guess.
>>167390583
I'm a sucker for watching videos about parasites and goresome medical surgeries on youtube very late at night. So maybe that'sinteresting.
>>167390549
>looks like weird skin condition if skin color and scales match too closely
>looks like shitty armor if skin and scales contrast too much
I want to like the lizards but SE dropped the ball on their design imo.
>>167391159
>tfw spilled spaghetti and left
>>167390820>doesn't like lalas and is creeped out by themPleb. Liking lizards is good enough though.
>>167391142
oh god
how long will it take
>>167391265
>4chan filename
trying real hard there
>>167391319I'll keep my eye out for you then.
>>167391386
High-temperature Lizur.
Shit I sent a dick pic
I want to make a western gunslinger type glamour for my MCH, but I can't find good head slot item. I wanted a hat befitting a desperado, but the only one I can find is Survival Hat which is a really big goofy-looking ten gallon.
Any good alternatives? Otherwise I will just put spectacles there.
>>167391625
to who
i want it
>>167391560
bubblbulblbubble{/Bye}
>>167391475V.V.
>>167391689
Same
>>167391670
Yeah there's a cowboy hat. Look up "wrangler's hat".
>>167391749
You're cute.
Aah, you were at my side, all along.
My true mentor...
My guiding moonlight...
>>167391441
>reading comprehension>being a lizard is a point against you
>>167391838
Good post.
>>167390005
sauce
>>167391972
spriggan gc
>>167391972
i freaking love spriggans
>>167391972
Good poster, have you seen the thread of light?
Just a hair, a fleeting thing, yet I clung to it, steeped as I was in the stench of blood and beasts.
I never wanted to know, what it really was. Really, I didn't.
>when your tank does single pulls
>won't do big pulls even when I, the healer asks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09arj5UY2SC
>>167390549
Honestly, the white scales kind of wig me out. At least the black it doesn't look like a slight off color disease.
>>167391797
Dang. That's perfect, but I'm only level 56 on BRD and 36 on MCH. Guess I've got some work to do.
I think im getting carpal tunnel
should i kill myself
>>167392108
Not a disease.
>>167392303
kill your hands
>>167392303
yes, but try not to put to much strain on your wrists, so no guns and no cutting
I want to make a grey lizard, but I don't like their animations as much as cats
I'm unsure!!
>>167392376
grey is great
>>167392376
cats are fucking boring
>>167391860I said like, not love. Though I guess neutral is still a feeling. Otherwise you wouldn't be dealing with lizards at all, and be beyond saving.
>>167392303
my wrist been has been getting worse and worse for the last 3 years and after a while i just forget it's even there until it inevitably worsens
i always notice it at night laying in bed or if i'm not occupying myself though
good luck anon
>>167392376
>>167392418
Yes it is, very stylish to me!
>>167392461
I don't disagree but I actually really like my cat and I think their animations are so much nicer for a strong character than au ra
>>167392336Also I'm pretty sure I'm your evil twin.
Good night niggas
>>167392523dont wake up
>>167392629
fuck that I got work tomorrow.
>>167392523
night
I woke up... from the dream...
>>167392717
Wanna jerk off
>>167392519Or perhaps the good one! {/pet}
Hehehe~
>>167392493
cute girl
>>167392717
ebie feeties
>>167392747
i just did sry
>>167392468You're not helping to develop that neutrality to something positive.
>>167392836
Wow ok....
>>167392904
Rena...
>>167392763
hardly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QV5VVR2Fc4
>>167393019
are you telling me that's a boy?
>>167392847Eh, it's on you really. It's not like I'm trying to get into anyone's pants anytime soon.
why does my resolution gets lower when i change from fullscreen to borderless? and i cant get it back up unless i change to fullscreen again
wtb bf (best friend)
>>167393163
hey
>>167393219
hey how are you
>>167393010
Not them...
Why does everyone say that
>>167393163
pm me evie fiona
>>167393134
no, just not cute I guess idk
>>167393264
sleepy and bored
how are you
Looking for pf (prompto friend)
>>167393396
Yeah same, listening to music to try and survive
How come you aren't asleep
>>167393518
it's still pretty early where I am... I'll probably be up another 6 hours desu
>>167393319
why do you say that? :(
>>167391670
survival hat
Is AST a bad choice for my first healer? Should I just do WHM or SCH?
>>167393708
It's totally fine, but if you want to raid as a healer it's helpful to level the other two, that way you can coordinate better with your co-healer because you'll be familiar with whatever job they play.
>>167393674
so you can give him a compliment, it's a basic teenage girl tactic, anon, cmon.
>>167393649
Oh okay, I'm EST so it's kinda late here. But I always stay up late.
What are you up to.
So I'm new to the game, so new that i haven't actually played. To be more accurate, I played it at a friend's place, fell in love with it, and wanted to play it for myself. This was about a year and a half ago. For the sake of brevity, i bought the game for the ps3, downloaded it, and then the game would crash mid-download saying it couldn't download patch files. Infuriated, I called the support line, opened a new port with my service provider as recommended, and even tried different houses, all failing. Defeated, I gave up on the game. Just tonight, through influence from the same friend, I'm trying again, except for the pc. Again, same problem as before, unable to download patch files. Why is this happening? What is causing it? I made this thread because whilst looking up a possible solution, I couldn't help but notice all threads I found via google were old. Please help me. All I want to do is enjoy a great game with my friends.
>>167393873
geez of course I just wanted to talk to them more..
>I just witnessed someone getting a "lapdance" in the THM hall
>>167394048
just message me in game
>>167394009
Forgot pic
>Image post cooldown time
>>167394084
my laptop doesn't run the game very well and I'm away from my desktop
plus I don't even know your character's full name or your server
>>167394048
To bad they're not interested in you unless they message you first with "You're cute" Or something like that
Occasionally they'll flat out tell you they want to go down on your cockbut thats only when they really feel like cucking their bf
>>167394196
nea liandri balmung
yysara paniyr mateus
i'syl iari mateus
but alright, no worries
The uncompressed one is uploading now. I fell asleep waiting for the PDF to process, so here's the dream I had.It started "weeks ago" with a friend showing me mario maker 3ds and he had a 3ds assistant app, mr mouth, or something, and it has a bad reaction to seeing penises because it was made by intendo. I went to Valve to try their new VR shit and they trapped me in it, first thinking...I don't remember, but next I was put into a test.
Everyone that came to valve was in the test, because Steve Bannon attained godhood of the siimulation we live in (look it up), so Valve and Nintendo teamed up to break out and create more simulations for us each to be gods of, but to attain godhood you needd to pass a long series of tests where I'd keep doing weird esoteric exams and eventually be told if I passed I'd ascend, yes like Stargate ascend, into my own simulation where I'd be god. Or I'd lose. Which I did. I got the worst score and was compared with a nonexistent Simpsons character that is literally retarded and had to chill with egoraptor's annoying girlfriend (not the one he really has, a fictional one that somehow knew me) until I was picked up from VR limbo.
A recurring theme in VR was that I couldn't see my hands and they were inside a giant nintendo controller, one for each hand, which was also a VR sensor, and this is what the aliens used in the "real" simulations.
I was ejected into this transformed real world that was all Steve Bannon's giga nazi 1984 land. Then I saw Ashen's mr mouth bot as a managerial entity so I took my dick out and that made it eat me and "reset" to the beginning of the day, and I had to perform an exploit on a wii I wasn't supposed to have access too, THEN find toothpaste which would kill Mr. Mouth and break Bannon's control of the simulation and either ascend me to virtual godhood or reset everything to normal.
1/2, will post the rest, because I know you guys care so much about this nonsense, when the PDF Uploads.
>>167394247
who the fuck are you and why should i care?
>>167394238
I wanna try to level a bit tonight so I'll send you a message if I do!
I'm on balmung tho
wheres things to do
>>167393887
I'm watching Anthony Bourdain
Considering what I want to do in the video game tonight then probably end up doing nothing
I'm gonna stop spamming now though so you can leave some deets if you like
>>167394287
I'm scanning Encyclopedia Eorzea. Here's the compressed shit PDF scan.
https://mega.nz/#!iAFGxLQT!xiz5UY3quyZdMFTbDQVCtizWIpWibC4pmpxaO3NIf7I
I'm now uploading the uncompressed scan so you can enjoy all them purty pictures, but it's 1.2GB. It's taking a while so I'm telling you about this weird dream I had.
>>167394247
based
>>167394131
Did you actually try any of the solutions in those old threads? I'm not sure what the issue is, but I've seen people post about similar stuff here before. Sort of an off-hour though, so you may not get an answer for a bit.
>>167394287
which face is cuter /xivg/? help me decide on my fanta to c@
http://www.strawpoll.me/12265519
>>167394641
3 > 1 > 4 > 2
>>167394514
awesome thank you
>>167394627
In the past, yes. Like I said, this isn't the first time. I did all sorts of shit to get it to work, and now that it is happening again, i'm almost too intimidated/frustrated to even try again.
If any, what are some good ideas to start with?
>>167394641
4 > 3 > shit > 1 and 2
>>167394448
Discord iskuma#3121
>>167394641
1=3>4>2
>>167394448
>>167394783
you two seem like nice people it made me happy watching this exchange
>>167394783
shitou....
>>167394783
Oh no thanks
>>167394746
I've got no idea, sorry man. Someone else might
>>167394305
feel free whenever, though I may sleep soon
>>167394906
oh...
>>167394641
I like 3 but I wish it had better eyebrow options. Why they don't just have every brow available for each face is beyond me.
I wanted slightly bigger eyebrows than what face 3 has, so I picked the absolute thinnest eyebrows and then added the 'bushy eyebrows' facial feature to try to balance them out. It's alright. I think she looks really good in some lighting and kind of fugly in others.
>>167394857
hi that wasn't me
>>167395015
gook
post bpbp
>>167395009
Oh I thought you were >>167395041
>tfw you realize someone you knew in highschool visits this website and erps on balmung
..
>>167395068
Face 2 is gook
>>167395115
What's wrong with him
>>167394641
they all look the same or are very similar in feature. character creation in this game blows
As an AST, how necessary is it to get CNJ to 34 for stoneskin? Or can I just get protect and be fine?
>>167395160
lol
I hope you've all had a lovely, productive day. Three more levels of POTD agony until I can shelf it, so I'm kinda happy. I can probably knock it out tomorrow if I put my mind to it. Then I need to run Dun Scaith.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
>>167395204
i'd rate it a 2/10 on necessity
>>167395204
really you only NEED protect. people will give you shit about not having stoneskin, but you don't need it at all.
>>167395115
Add me!!!
>>167395271
>>167395303
Alright thanks, the idea of leveling CNJ up that high after wasting an entire day getting THM to 26 for Swiftcast killed me inside
I'm gonna nut. Postgirl feets.
>>167394935
fuck me. I just want to play this with my friend I don't get to see.
Anyone wanna gamble away their life savings together
>>167395204
Stoneskin is a pretty superfluous cross-class ability, wouldn't recommend going out of your way for it unless you really want it.
ENCYCLOPEDIA EORZEA UNCOMPRESSED
https://mega.nz/#!XZMn2DgK!bs6VlPHULPDRBxdgsr3vjERvOerlF8orTmYASloomWQ
dream part 2Both failed, so I was back at the beginning of the ascension test and it turns out the key to skipping ahead (creating the portals that send you to god training, etc) is taking off your pants, because that's what gorillas do, because dicks out to harambe, and before I realized it was a dream and NOPED into waking up I was at the nintendo jungle office as a receptionist running around with my dick out while she screams waiting for Mr. Mouth to trigger asd then that was like "Oh. That was a dream. TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS WAS THE WORST DREAM EVER."
Bannon 1984 land had a recurring therme of not being allowed to think and if they caught you bad guys would take you away for torture and reprogramming, because 1984. There was also a subplot about trying to get sleep meds (which I would not need if I ascended) and some moldy, several-years-old ambien being stuck to the top of my medical record that I kept trying to examine to see if they were safe to take, and I think another friend was in god class too, because in 1984 I saw her russian boyfriend being dragged away by feds because he's russian and really nice so he had to be reprogrammed into an evil elite backstabbing oligarch, and he was screaming for someone to wake her up.
Also there was a part where I was waiting for the portal to take me into valve ascension test land I was talking about kim possible to ganke and peter parker in urinal stalls with them. because bathrooms were the only place you could have your dick out and mr. mouth wouldn't "get you"
As an example of bannon 1984, I got into an elevator and it was going slow, and there was a button to press to make it go faster, but it was a trap, if you pressed it, that means you thought about how to make it go faster. You had a thought. Off to reprogramming for you.
The end. Enjoy Encyclopedia Eorzea.
>>167395404
help me get darksteel ore instead i only need like 2000 more of it
What do you
>>167395505
same
>>167395404
i already do that irl
>>167395505
worry
>>167395505
A-anon?
>>167395160
they won't tell you cause they don't know themselves probably
>>167395582
There's plenty wrong with you foot stool
>>167395257
Look at this hipster faggot. I love it.
>>167395505
I'm so embarrassed I meant to ask a harmless question but instead I hit the captcha early by accident and when I finished it I just hit send and I forgot to write the rest of the sentence.. I'm too embarrassed to ask my original question now
I'm lonely.
>>167395701
H-Hey do you want a bf
>>167395732
The lonely ones are always crazy.
>>167395776
koishi
>>167395257
I swear to fucking God if you leveled Bard just to make that shitty joke I'm going to give you such a pinch.
>>167395776
kind of but I'm way too embarrassed by that to say who I am
>>167395257
This made me laugh
>>167395641
u right but i'm just saying, they're a shitposting nobody who doesn't know me
>>167395776
>>167395810
ironic
>>167395817
...noooooooo?
go to bed, you.
I do mostly enjoy shooting arrows.
>>167395394
I'm not doing anything right now, and I like to try solving shit like this. So list what you've tried already, and I'll see what I can do to help.
>>167395885
but you're a shitposting asshole to people you don't know
>>167395257
BECAUSE MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOURE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEE
AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YOURE MY WONDER WAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
>>167395810
Is cute
>>167395849
Where can we meet
>>167396007
yup, koishi and satori are the best
>>167395807
Crazy from cabin fever?
>>167396007
idk I'm nervous why do you want to talk to me after that mess... I'm so dumb I hit post before I even say what I want
>>167395968
i'm actually a shitposting asshole to people i DO know and am friends with! you were close
>>167396059
crazy frombeing pathetic loser virgin faggots
>>167396159
Uh nope great try though retard
>>167395923
oh thank the lord.
So far I have
-Simply retried the update
-uninstalled/reinstalled the launcher
So far my night has relegated to searching google and dare I say reddit. I'm getting really desperate here
>>167396095
It was cute I want to know more
>>167396173
What if I'm just apathetic failure?
As BLM, what should my DPS be? I just tested on a striking dummy and it's like 2200 with perfect rotation.
>>167396216
don't call me mean names like that ever again
>>167396296
how long is a perfect rotation and gear/ilvl?
>>167396239
well okay I'm on balmung where are you?
>>167396223
I somewhat recently reinstalled the game after patch 3.5 messing up my game royally. When it was patching I ran into an issue like that. In order to get past that I had to use a VPN, I used Cyberghost's free option and managed to get past that error finally. Annoyed the heck out of me.
>>167396353
I'm also on balmung. Meet me at the Limsa tree
>>167396372
Okay what sort of distinguishable features do you have
>>167396394
White lizard
>>167396363
Now i'm somewhat tech savy, but i'm tired and frustrated. please explain what a VPN is to me. When I was browsing google, it came up, along with Cyberghost, but i'm completely unaware of what they are.
>>167396438
you know I don't even know what tree you mean in limsa, I'm pretty new but I'll keep looking!
>>167396489
I'm a very dumb and retarded person so wikipedia can explain it far better than I ever will wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_private_network
Basically you just launch Cyberghost first, then start the XIV launcher and it should ideally get past that part it was dying at for patching.
>>167396578
OhI'm just fucking with you sorry I'm not online and won't be for a long time. I feel bad though so let's try again tomorrow okay?
Haven't played in a long time. Want to start a new character fresh. I'm unsure if I want to play Summoner, Black Mage, or Monk. I know I definitely want to DPS. Last time I played, everyone and their mother was a Machinist and they weren't very good so I guess I'll steer clear of that one. Thoughts?
>>167396652
mch is extremely op
all the classes you want to play except smn are bad
>>167396608
gonna shoot this out because i'm also retarded and don't want to fuck my shit up, is it safe? what could possibly go wrong?
>>167396652
MCH is the best dps you could play right now.
>>167396645
wow that's kind of rude anon
I've been running around limsa so nervous and you're not even there? :(
>>167396578
i think its the tree if you go to the limsa aetheryte plaza, right southwest of the aetheryte assuming you dont have the rotating map toggled
>>167396720
No, please forgive me! I promise tomorrow we will though, if you still want to.
post feet
>>167396703
You'll be fine
You don't need to pay for its premium services or anything, I deleted it off my computer after successfully patching even since I had no more use for it
>>167395257
c@pits where
>>167396345
It's just the 60 rotation, I don't know exactly how long it takes, ilvl 235.
>>167396758
I only did it because I thought you would have been kind to be and had a nice conversation I don't think I want to now T.T
>>167396778
Any other procedures? I saw some folks said to make sure to change filenames back or some shit (It was a lot to read).
I assume the site that provides the info to change also provides instructions.
>>167396034Keine and Mokou are cuter.But I respect your taste.
>>167396703
The VPN just creates a different route, so you can avoid the routing issues when you're downloading patch files.
Once you get past whatever was causing your error, you can switch back to your normal connection. Or if you're paranoid don't, but it will probably take awhile.
>>167396849
No no, please forgive me! I'll be nice to you don't worry anon, I promise.
>>167396859
I didn't do anything like that myself, I just downloaded Cyberghost, ran it, launched XIV then successfully patched (albeit at a slow pace due to the VPN connection). Can probably turn off the VPN once you get past the error spot most likely.
>>167396860
I really like their motifs and colors, lavender and mint are two of my favorite colors
>>167397107
well are you new?
>>167397107
>severe social anxiety
>in a virtual world
Someone have the Monk armor from Baelsar's Wall/Sohm Al (Hard)?
>tfw modem blew up in electrical storm
>>167397514
same
CURVA
>>167397582
hey
Why is winning as flames in PvP so fun, yet winning as adders so boring?
>>167397721
hey
hehh.. nothin personnel, kid..
>>167397741
As someone who has been on Adders since day one in 2.2, every win is a massive victory. It has always been difficult to get a win with Adders.I've been playing at least one frontline match a day since 2.4, and I still don't have either of the ADS mounts.
anyone know any sites like xivdb? I remember you could post comments and pictures letting people know where you could get stuff or show how it looks like but it doesn't anymore.
>>167397721
h
>>167397885
The official Eorzea Database on the Lodestone also allows people to upload images and comment on each entry.
>>167397781
black people are so gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
>mfw a boy who isn't prompto speaks to me
>>167398253
the only thing worse than niggers are weeaboos
>>167398275
>mfw a girl who isn't meria shitposts about me
What a cute emote.
>>167398275
I'm gay as hell and I don't think prompto is very attractive
final fantasy characters are so weird looking
Who is your favorite soldier in your squadron roster?
>>167398418
Cecily a cute
>>167398402
good thing he's made for ME and not you then huh!! huh!
>>167398418
Kumokiri
>>167398512
by all rights I should like him too because blond boys with freckles is awesome he just looks so bad to me
why do you like him?
>>167398418
the mage girl you get at the beginning, she's cute
I'm still trying to get rid of the lalafell fucking shits on my squad, though. there are two of those fuckers that I can't seem to replace, I need to grind more challenges out.
>>167398418
All my fellow giraffes
imaginary girls to make up for my failures
>>167398418
Either >>167398459 or Rivienne.
>>167397107
cute
>>167398558
>Why do you like him?
Oh geez please don't actually get me engaged when I'm being silly!Prompto’s very possibly (definitely) my favorite character of all time in anything and my first reaction to being asked “what do you like about him?” is to blurt out “absolutely everything”. I adore his sense of humor and his puns, his love for animals and people alike, the way he connects with children. But more than anything I love how hard he tries. He’s constantly trying to prove to himself and others that he’s good enough while struggling with his own insecurities and sense of worthlessness, the crippling feeling of not quite belonging, not being good enough. He didn’t have friends growing up and he can’t shake that feeling of being that shy kid that couldn’t perform as well as the other kids, couldn’t speak up and put himself out there. And he’s constantly giving everything he does every ounce of effort he can muster because he wants to be good enough, he doesn’t want to be left behind or be a burden to his friends. He keeps joking and laughing, encouraging and goofing off because that’s who he is but part of him is terrified of anyone looking past that and seeing him the way he sees himself; a loser who’s not good enough. That really resonates with me and I feel such intense love for this boy!
I also find him...really, really attractive in terms of physical appearance, the way he dresses, his voice. Everything.
I'll just...show myself out...sorry...
>queue for weeping city
>had 3 pop in 20 minutes
>a dps was afk everytime so back to the queue
>last pop was an hour ago
Is it time to let go or is there still hope?
>>167398731
>>167398731
lol
>>167398731
I haven't actually played the game because I find final fantasy to be a little bit tacky
but I think your passion for the character is cool, I'm glad you've found somebody that resonates with you and that you apparently think so much about
maybe I'd like him more seeing him in motion, because it sure seems like he'd be a character I'd enjoy
>>167398731
>her face when typing this
legit question how do you live with a heart this soft. do you cry on the daily newspaper.
>>167398906
not them but I don't read the news cus it stresses me out hearing bad things happen to people
>>167398963
>>167398731
nigger you have a problem
>>167398963
>bad things happen to good people
>nothing baf ever happens to mado
really makes you think
>>167398731
don't think I didn't see the interactions you had with his english voice actor the other day
grats
>>167399032
I just want to help them but I'm not wealthy or brave enough to do it so it's stressful
>watching a video guide for Sophia extreme because the wiki page is bare
>you have to do math and remember what attack she used on what clone several attacks earlier
wew lad is the entire game like this at high levels
>>167399118
lol
>>167399036
that isn't a problem it's just a genuine appreciation of a fictional character
it's very normal
>>167399036
Have you never discussed fiction and character shit with people who are way into character/writing analysis? it's way fucking common especially with women who are into fiction, not really weird just geeky. take a look at fans of shit on tumblr or twitter and it's all over the fucking place. hell, my girlfriend talks about game of thrones like this.
>"Hey anon, let's do leveling roulette with x when they get on"
>"Alright"
>They never get on after an hour
>Get bored and log off
Boy do I love sitting around doing nothing.
>>167398731
fujos have a fucking illness
>>167399049
?
OH MY GOD JUST QUEUE FOR WEEPING CITY AETHER ALREADY IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN
>>167398731
I wish somebody would think about me half as much as you thought about prompto in the time you wrote that post
uwu
>>167399179
>meria
>fujo
she doesn't like yaoi and is cute how tf is she a fujo also see
>>167399164
>>167399169
it's normal for people to discuss media beyond the erp and lewd shit people ITT do
Yysara iscool and kind and I hope they want to chat again
Please queue for Thok ast thokHard mode please! Aether data center.
>>167399236
cute lizzer
>>167399280
>ywn be in a three way with yysara and fwha
>>167399118
it's literally just evens - big slide, odds - small slide
>>167399267
>and is cute
you are a fucking loser orbiter.
>DISCUSSING THE CHARACTER
this isn't even a fucking ff15 thread, fuck off, final fantasy characters have dogshit writing and are FILLED with cliches. Prompto and other dudes in the gang of that game are SPECIFICALLY targeted towards western and japanese youth that will identify with them or fantasies of being like them with flaws that are easily appealable. Everything Meria described was not thought up by some crazy genius writer that cared about his characters, it was written by a team of people who wanted to make fujo bait.
If you think otherwise you are actually fucking braindead retarded. 15's writing is shallow and shitty.
>>167399401
that's way too lewd
>>167399437
>I'm more angry about it so my opinion is right
uh huh
>>167399419
Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Reverse Reverse
>>167399467
i want it so bad. they're both so cute. i need to be a part of that. i need a moment brb.
>>167399437
>what is interpreting media, analyzing the small shit and discussing it at length with people with the same interest because you enjoy the world or characters even if it's lacking in canon
>what is enjoying something and spending time thinking about it and connecting emotionally to the characters
>I don't like x so its shit no one else can enjoy it or appreciate it
ya call me loser orbiter that'll teach me
gladio is the cutest.
take a hole punch to my pussy lips
>>167399587
you're right, but don't even bother arguing with a man this bitter
>>167399503
>>167399587
>>167399684
not an argument
not an opinion either, if you had any common sense you'd see this shit a long time ago
lightning is a good example too, but you'll probably be a hypocrite and say she isn't a 'well written character'
>hurr discuss the deep character writing that is cliche filled bullshit to validate my fap sessions
lmao even virgin waifufaggots and erpers are less pathetic than this, at least they're upfront about their shallow appreciation for good "character design" and "backstory"
>>167399713
no.
>>167391749
hi ilya
>>167399729
so you can pontificate about a fictional character's emotional problems but I can't explain that the main cast of ffxiv is plot device and marketing material
fuck off meria & orbiters
>>167395540
Quick sketch before bed. Remember everyone 02/04 is Caturday in japan.
>>167399838
looks nice, good night
>>167399838
dumb sketch did you draw this with your hand up your ass dude FUCK what were you FUCKING thinKING
>>167399838
That is legit awful, please practice more before posting unsolicited drawings
>>167398731
This sounds too awesome of a character development to actually be in XV. But VII was actually good about that, too, so maybe XV is as good as you type. Especially since that's where all of XIV's funding went.
>>167399793
I don't even know who meria is I just thought it was cool that somebody was passionate about something like that
maybe this would be an interesting discussion if you didn't come into it so hostile and bitter
but this
regardless, take it easy, dude, and have a nice night
>>167398906
How do you live with a heart so cold.
>>167399838
Draw lewds.
>Healer hat drops from dun scaith
>Healer that afks during boss fights wins rolls
>Repeat 4 times
I've run this shitty raid 30+ times at this point. Why does this keep happening? I just want my hat.
>>167400085
party with another healer?
is this fucking rocket science nigga?
Is anyone up?
post kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbSXxHClWI
>>167400114
I should watch chobits again it was a cute show
>>167400215
yeah me
>>167400215
(you)
>>167400234
Can you post good music instead?
>>167400215
hi
>>167400215
legally I could be considered awake, yes
what do you want
>>167400215
Yep, working on making back the gil I burned on buying an FC house
>>167399713
>all this projecting
>I don't agree with you so you're wrong
>my opinion is fact
>posts sleazy fapart
>I fap to characters I like everyone else does too lmao
are you 12
>>167400385
>buying a fucking fc house instead of saving for your own apartment
shitty erper
you two faggots have been arguing over a fictional character for an hour now
>>167400437
never seen someone misunderstand a post so hard despite it being written in plain english
your argument is a greentext list instead of a real one, the only thing 12 here is your iq, but that's to be expected from a fan of ff15's character writing
>>167400442
This is Excalibur, I don't ERP, I already have an apartment, and I really wanted to hang out in a Company Workshop
>167400496
This is bait. Don't respond.
Lethe...
>>167400496
nigga I've never touched ff15 I'm just pointing out how fucking stupid you are
>>167400215
I wish I was downin a grave
>>167400491
>he stopped replying to my posts
good feel
>>167400529
lei..
anyone wanna play emulated ps2 games while i make fun of you on discord?
>>167400728
Yeah pst Shirou Kuma
>>167400501
Why not? Sure, Excalibur does have some goddamm awful ERPers, but it still has a decent amount of good ones too
>>167400728
this is so specific that I'm actually pretty interested
I don't like sony games tho
>>167400796
Not my thing, I guess
looking for a succ if anyone wants to give one to a musky gc
Guys quick how do I get Illyasviel to notice me
>>167400952
talk to them
>>167400952
wait for him to go on another selfie spree and send him a tell in game. its obvious hes desperate for attention.
>>167401047
which one is on top
>>167400914
Name?
>>167400914
>a musky grand company
you wot
>>167401179I have an alt if that's ok.
>>167401259
Yes
>>167401270
do you have a throwaway email or are you ok going on a non balmung server
Do I seriously need to finish all of these main quests before I can do any Heavensward stuff?
This is ridiculous!
>>167401443
yes you do
have fun
>>167401443
I wish I could do it for new players
as much as I like that the game tries to push you through older content, getting to level 50 and needing to do that content is just so demoralizing
>>167401526
I can understand if they just had a handful of quests you needed to do, hell maybe even 50 max. But there's 100 god damn quests I need to plow through before I can start leveling again.
I wont have to go through all this again when I level up a new job will I?
>>167401653
Nope once you've done it once on a character you're good.
post cute catterbois pls ty
>>167401686
im cute
>>167401686
No.
>>167401728
I agree
*scratchys your ears*
>>167401653
I would unironically do it for you except for that dumb dragon fight at the endbecause it gives me anxiety
>>167401728
>>167401762
I wish Tanaka would step in and remove catboys from the game.
>>167401814
Tanaka can't stop me. Just last weekend he awoke to discover his bedroom entirely full of FF14 pot plants.
He has yet to reach the door due to his framerate bombing out.
>>167401902
>>167400741
i can't pst myself
>>167400802
it's resident evil outbreak with online play, pretty fucking fun
>>167401805
>>167401683
Is there at least anything cool I get in any of these quests?
>>167402075
I've never played resident evil
>>167402132
I got some decently cool armour from the level 50 currencies
What healer is thefunnest?
What's the most fun thing about each dps?
>>167402075
how the hell do you get pcsx2 to work? it always said my game was corrupted when I selected it.
>Tfw you meet an ebin in-game
>>167402437
tfw you are an ebin in game
shoot
>>167402437
what the fuck is going on in this image
>>167402524
guy tried to creepshot a celeb but left his flash on
Do you still make a profit from FC3 using Best Man/Women shoes?
>>167402437
I wonder what it smells like in that building
>>167400215
ha yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIUnRRH6l4
>>167402728
Depends on your server, but yes.
>>167402794this cat is very cute
>>167401686
>tfw not cute but posting anyway
>>167402380
it's very subjective, but personaly i would say whm because of it's strong raw healing/damage
depressed knight
>>167403073
thinken of pld buffs...
>>167403163
thats clearly a war you greasy retard
is there a DPS class where i dont need to have 50 fucking buttons on my bar just to do my job?
>>167402839
thanks but im just a cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoqmFL1vlU
>>167403243
yes, most pld players play war
https://youtu.be/-lnZ8wZtHzU
>>167403263
Bard
>>167403263
first mmo, kid?
try a crafting job maybe.
>>167389032
hello?
>>167403332
first post, retard?
>>167390085
is it true that the red checkmark on the map means all the vacancies are filled?
>>167403263
Black mage and monk
>>167403443
You definitely haven't played MNK, or you play it poorly.
>>167403470
Kill yourself retard
>>167403263
MNK is fun and fairly simple friend
Play it
>>167403643
>>167403660
I literally have no idea what planet you guys are living on where MNK doesn't have 50 buttons on their bars. It's not whether it's simple to play, which it is, but you really need to have like 20 buttons or something.
>>167403470
Compared to other classes that have a lot of proc shit to deal with monk is an easy rotation. The only thing you have to worry about is tunnel vision.
>>167403690
it's less than the comparable melee jobs
plus mnk has a few skills that are just guff and you can pretty comfortably leave them out
>>167403690
It's not really that bad.
>at least 30 buttons at just a conservative estimate
Okay doc.
>half of those are useless or shared ogcd with each other
>too many
lol
who are you quoting
>>167403969
then why are they on the bar champ...
if you think having healing pots, 4 emotes, fracture, discover maps and other garbage is reasonable to have on your main hotbars then might as well stop playing
>>167404108
who are you quoting?
>>167404108
>fracture
Yeah dude more dps is such a bad thing to have on your hotbar
>using fracture on monk
bet you also think it's a dps increase for drk
>>167404171
please stop
who are you quoting
>>167401728
*Frots you* AhhhWe're a mistake
>>167403690
Bootshine
Dragon Kick
Twin Snakes
True Strike
Demolish
Rockbreaker
Snap Punch
Perfect Balance
Blood for Blood
Internal Release
Second Wind
Mantra
Invigorate
Bloodbath
Elixir Field
Meditate/Forbidden Chakra
Form Shift
Fists of Fire
Purification
Fracture
Arm of the Incredibly Situational Value
Howling Fist
Mercy Stroke
That still isn't some hectic amount of keys and is very lenient since many of those are situational or in Fists of Fire's case, you press it once and you're done
>>167404198
>>167404205
>>167404171
It's factually a DPS increase, it's just one you don't apply every time it wears off. You apply it during Time Stasis or any time you'll part from the boss, or when you have the TP but also will not risk dropping Demolish, so you apply Fracture to avoid an even more drastic clip
>>167404286
Whoops, thought Tornado Kick was listed
>>167404286
People really think this shit is a normal, acceptable amount of buttons? The button prune can't come fast enough.
I just hope it isn't like WoW where they clip it down to like 5 buttons and the rotation is "slap your keyboard and eat shit"
>>167404286
>any time you'll part from the boss
potency is potency whether a dot or otherwise
>>167403332
{Um...}
someone play with me im so sad
>>167404762
hey i'll play with you, wanna raid?
>>167404749
Not them, but you don't get to count Specialist Actions
>>167404762
name? server? etc?i wont play, but we can hang out maybe
>>167404762
well you could queue weeping city on aether if you want to play with me
>>167404804
yeah sometimes
>>167404901
gilgamush
>>167404953
maybe, I still need it
>>167405007
are you a catgirl?
Is there any details on when 3.55 happens?
>>167405087
at the moment yeah
>>167405135
sun or moon?
>>167405150
sun
>>167405190
whats your name?
>>167405217
shirou kuma
>>167404749
>specialist actions
anon...
>brow instead of blessing
anon....
>>167405318
stop pretending to be me GOD DAMMIT
>>167405369
no fuck you stop pretending to be me
>>167405318
Not online and not a catgirl.
another guffy pretends to know anything about the game episode
>>167405398
fucking kill yourself i hate you more than anything
>>167405429
i can be a catgirl for you anon just pay me 10 bucks
>>167405437
tfw you are a omnicrafter but you don't know shit about crafting
got me right there anon
>>167405429
i am i just name changed and fanta'd kume to tree
>>167405461
fuck OFF you're not me
>another sugi and shirou shitpost at eachother instead of talking over discord episode
*yawn*
>>167405509
>another anon won't fuck my bp episode
*yawns in lizard*
>>167405541
Hot
>>167405509
jokes on you we're talking on discord while we do it hehe
btw does anyone wanna do anything with cross server pf, i'm bored
>>167405497
>omnicrafter
you don't even know what that means, and no you aren't.
>>167405601
yeah pst shirou kuma
>>167405601
WEEPING
C
I
T
Y
>>167405613
RIght
I only lack ltw but I can lvl it up in one day and make tools + meld them to get it to 4* if I wasn't lazy
>>167405601
sure join my pf pass is 6666
guys, what happened to Taylor?
she was a nice girl
>>167405634
>
>>167405646
>>167405692
okay i'll get on and we'll FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
why is this general so autistic? honest question
Do any of you guys have the achievement for soloing potd 1-100? What job did you do it with/what job would be the easiest?
>>167405816
it's a general where grown men pretending to be catgirls and textfucking each other, what did you expect
>>167405862
I haven't done it, but warrior hands down
>>167405816
why aren't you autistic
>>167405732
who dat
hi
>>167405873
yesit's great
>>167405998
you're pathetic
>>167405998
i want to rub my dick on your c@pits
>>167406032
>>167406065
shouldn't you be e-dating Ada or raging at your static like a child?
>>167405732
you should know since you're Taylor
>>167406138
i can't do that ALL day come on
and besides I don't have a static to rage at anymore
please... anyone... aether... start a pf for anything i don't care i'll do it...
>>167406065
i moderate a discord for fake-animal fucking and i still can't approach how pathetic the posters in this thread are
well done desu
>>167406386
arf?
>>167406219
the DREAM ERP TEAM dead?
>>167406426
well i'd rather not honestly, anything else?
>>167406517
erp
>>167405998
Is this why you have continuous meltdowns and constantly cry here nobody wants to be your friend and how sad you are?
>>167406517
pst shirou kuma
>>167406595
yes
>>167406574
i don't do that sorry
>>167406634
Do you use a new discord?
>>167406773
yes
>>167405732
Taylor...
anyone wanna do WT on aether?
>>167406595
but I want to be stinker's friend....
Don't know what to talk about though...
Holy fuck does this game ever kick you out for being afk for to long?
>>167406943
S.K. in pf if interested, gonna be doing lots of stuff
>>167407096
no
>>167407047
talk about being submissive gay baby
>>167407096
no
>>167407163
I don't think that would make the stinkerhappy
>>167406753
it's ok shirou we all know you erp no need to hide it anymore
>>167407207
well good luck then, because it's really hard to make people happy sometimes
>>167407260
i don't though
>>167407439
the classic cybering isn't erp defensive
>>167407384
as long as happy sometimes and never unhappy then it's a net gain!!
>>167407439
What's your favorite thing to do in game, anon?
>>167407464
uh well i mean, it kinda isn't? not that i cyber a lot
>>167407492
f you
>>167406219
Have a good day at work friend!
>literally popping potions and food just for S ranks
>literally tailoring your gear as a WAR to suit hunts
>literally being that desperate to be the one to tank them
>literally having hunting as your endgame
>the state of Empress Quistis
>>167407637Sucking cocks
afking in limsa!
>>167407637
Play with my pets.
>>167407849
Sarah...
>>167407849
Sarah...
*meowposts psychotically*
>>167408097
>>167407994
Not me.. I'm not the only one who afks in limsa!
>>167407834
literally who
>>167407994
>>167408097
Not even close.
>>167408178
w-what about the fellatio part?
>>167407096
They used to kick you for AFK, but it pissed off the pro-afker Balmungers. So now it's expected, and they've even implemented features to enhance your afk experience, such as the Idling Camera.
>>167408302
It didn't accomplish anything, anyway. I used to stay logged in by interacting with the marketboard, Synthesis or the summoning bell
>>167408248
Valvey cleared A12s.
how do i create my character in the Cerberus servesrs??? are they obligating me to play in one of the low populated servers?
>>167408381
I still don't care about that, anon
>>167408413
why is your fflogs profile hidden? lol
>>167408412
Server is usually open at 2-3 am GMT.
>chatting with friend
>he semi-randomly trades me 2 stacks of pea soup
>"enjoy your... split pea soup"
>>167408412
you have to wait until the wee hours of the morning
playing on a low pop server isn't as bad anymore with cross-world pf so you can consider that as well
>>167408559
Because I'd rather use it for comparing myself than having xivg people check my parses and call me garbage because anything below 95th is bad
>>167408263
n-no.... that was someone else, sorry anon..
>>167408738
>he says as he posts one of his parses without context
Does anyone on primal want to do Sohm Al hard? I have bonus but im not new.
>>167408103
Kiss I dont like you but im glad you arent dead. Did this event change your view on life and cause you to become a new and more orderly person?
>>167408678
You and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
>>167408773
Has to make up for not clearing a6s somehow bruh
>>167408773
He didn't even have an A9S clear until Renko carried him.
>>167408748
oh... thats alrightnot really tho
>>167408960
I didn't even do 9s until I resubbed
>>167408738
What is this 90% from? Can you link the parse? Seems impressive.
>>167408805
>Kiss I dont like you
That's not a nice way to start a conversation.
Didn't your mother teach you manners?
To answer your question though, no. This is not the event that changed my view on life, that happened a couple months ago - which is why I even bothered scheduling this surgery in the first place.
>>167408964
Oh no, anon.. I'm so sorry. Feel better!
you cant post here unless you cleared a11s
in less than 9 minutes
>>167409306
Be strong, Mr. Dissem
Kiss why did you pick such a gay alias?
"kiss" like "kissing a girl" lmao
>>167409338
>9 minutes
pretty big window there bud
>>167409317
please marry me Sarah please
>squadron fails the 5th mission in a row
i'm throwing all of you into the ocean
>>167409213
you can clear a9s with random pugs in less than 30 minutes
also wheres that 11s clear
>>167409317
Please Sarah can you tell Illyasviel she's my crush
>>167409416
Anon... justmake a default midlander like me
>>167409460
I dunno, inflating Illya's ego even more might be a bad idea
>>167409317
That's going to he hard to do without a hug.
>>167409416
heck off dude.
>>167409524
You're so much more than a default midlander <3
>>167409524
No you'recool and fun to talk to besides being just cute
>>167407812
cybering is objectively worse than erp
>>167409438
also on this note
how do chemistries work? like i set one and it's active until i get another one or do i need one of those books to swap it out?
Easiest way to farm Poetics?
>>167409890
erp
>>167409890
sit as a tank and que for the chrysalis or steps of faith on purpose
youll get first timers a lot
if you want a sure shot way do the lv 50 lake duty on duty finder but its soul crushing
also there are hunts if you are in a hunt LS
>>167409213
What is this 90% from? Can you link the parse? Seems impressive.
>>167409830
>>167409709
Aww, anons can be so nice sometimes..
I love all of you, have a wonderful day, please!
>>167409395
It's just a cute flamboyant nickname that stems from one of my other common online handles, nerd.
>>167409936
and you, fuck off
piece of subhuman filth
Why are there 2 discords? I've been feeling like getting into FFXIV, and I have a few friends pressuring me into joining them. Is it just for different in game servers?
>>167410073
One was made by people banned from the bigger one
>>167410073
join neither
trust me
one is circlejerk city
the other was made with tears of the butthurt
>>167410073
don't bother with the discord for any /vg/ thread, they're universally bad
especially this thread
>tfw still need 200k for an apartment
I thought I'd become rich come 60
What am I doing wrong
>>167410134
What is this 90% from? Can you link the parse? Seems impressive.
ignoring people now are we
wheres that a11s clear
you should be mostly equipped in ilv270s and close to BiS by now. there is no excuse
>>167410180
Not selling your body.
>>167410239
but I'm playinga male character
>>167410239
fuck off
>>167410134
>>167410136
>>167410175
Okay, I'll guess I'll just skip the discord then.
Should I even ask this? I know it's hard to be objective about your own general, but then how's the general? Or are just the discords bad? I just wanted to learn more about the game and talk to people who play it.
How are the atomoses on Ferdiad Hollow actually supposed to work?
ty for wt help balmungaloids
reminder that the janitor is in drakn
they also used to be in soft
they are also triggered by ippiki and selkie
we must gather more clues
>>167410362
Discord is better than the general
General is garbage
>>167410381asspussy
>>167410378
Like, the blue and gold ones that he throws balls into?
If he throws a ball into a blue one, it will appear to AoE at the other blue one. The gold balls do a donut AoE, so if he throws a gold ball into a blue Atomos, it will appear on the other blue Atomos, and explode. Does that make sense?
>>167410362
the general is ok-ish, there's some decent game discussion to be found, and it can be a good source of information if you're starting out since many people are willing to answer basic questions. the other half is drama that literally a few dozen people at most on 1-2 servers care about
the discord is mostly those few dozen people
>>167410362
>>167410410
the discord has an admin that cant clear a11s when being close to BiS....
they are both bad but here you might get the occasional random anon to answer your questions rather than erp in the discord you will be flat out ignored or given bad teir google advise from >>167410410. basically you want to look through here and the /v/ threads and you that should help you with most of your questions.
>>167409997
But you love me more right? Have a good day!
>>167410410
The bloody /v/ threads are better than that Discord.
>>167410634
Ririten cleared 11s tho
also if you think bis matters when it comes to 11s clear you are retarded
>>167410378
Whatever he throws into one will come out of another of the same colour. Gold balls are doughnut AoEs, blue orbs are just big bad AoEs. Go away from blue, go towards the doughnut. If there are two blues, get out of the way by moving away from the atomoses in a way that'll have you avoid both explosions. You can eat one, two at once is probably gonna kill you. Ferdiad moves quicker after a doughnut is launched than he does after a blue orb, so if there's a doughnut and you're melee you can hug him and he'll move to the tank quickly if the tank has a braincell. If it's blue then you're not getting that luxury because the blue orb explodes really quickly
>>167410448
bye
>>167410747
charge your phone
>>167410410
>>167410606
>>167410634
Alright, well thanks guys.
>>167409338
Even the soft shitters cleared in under 8
Under 7 or go home
>>167410730
ok, now answer me this
where is that clear boy
why don't you have it especially as a healer
do you fuck up on whirlwinds like a shitter
Wait why do Paladin's get shield oath at 40
But Warriors get Defiance at 30
Also holding aggro at low lvls against lvl synced anything sucks
>>167410967
It's good practice
Get good
why did rarex kick guffy hes so good?
>>167410634
>the discord has an admin that cant clear a11s when being close to BiS
What does that have to do with anything?
>>167410967
better flash em some more of that titty, cakeboi
>>167410729
the /v/ threads are the only half decent discussion of the game you can get on 4chan
>You're not allowed to talk about the game or give job advice unless you have cleared content that 1% of the population has done!
Can anyone post really good DRK gameplay? Dungeons or raids doesnt matter.
>>167411098
put your phone away game master
as it should be
>>167411098
this is correct
see guffy
99% of things he says are misguiding or just straight up wrong
>>167411170
But that doesnt mean all advice is. Thats just him.
>>167411205
would you take culinary advice from a kenyan?
Are we discussing the game now?
>>167411098
>incompetent people should be allowed to give advice.
lf fem liz to succ
>>167411248
>>167411328
Not an argument. Its like saying you cant give business advice unless you're a billionaire.
hey guffy
valvey cleared a12s
did you
lol
>>167411391
you cant succ girls silly
>>167411415
some can be
>>167411404
hey guffy show us your a11sclear
its been months since its been released
valvey did it
>>167411404
Why would you ever take advice from anyone but the best in their field?
hey guffy post where that 90 came from in the logs
valvey would have done it
you talk so much about the game and try to be confident
why not post where its from
huh
Huh
HUH
Be nice to each others for fucks sake.
>>167411578
Because you dont often have someone best in the field on hand to speak with. What people don't seem to understand is that application isn't the same as knowledge. You can know everything about a job and encounters and just not want to raid. Or maybe you only get into bad groups that hold you back.
hey guffy
valvey cleared a11s already
where's your clear
lol
bitching on discord isnt going to get you that clear gaymaster
>>167411596
They are nice in game ;) Anonymity makes most of the people who post here the biggest shit heads.
>>167411639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBYySnwHxc
please?
>>167411732
>tfw nice in threads and rude in game
I'm so fucking socially awkward and retarded
>>167406219
May I get off to you again, goddess
>>167411878
Hey look, it's almost me except I'm so socially awkward ingame that I just communicate through emotes and try to be kind in the threads
>>167411732
BEAUTIFUL
IN
GAME
>>167408723
>>167408673
thanks, what's the best EU server anyway?
tfw you are just talking with friends while anon is sperging out in the thread
>>167411676
Then you talk to second best. But not to a shitter who read "theory" and thinks he knows best.
>Or maybe you only get into bad groups that hold you back.
>Or maybe you only get into bad groups that hold you back.
>Or maybe you only get into bad groups that hold you back.
How to spot a shitter 101
>>167412029
It is now my wife's hour
>>167412029
tfw i'm gonna sperg all over you're bp
you dont have any friends
>>167412116
Talking about yourself nigga?
I don't even understand the sudden obsession with Guffys performance, considering everything there is to know has been out there since Midas. Just leave the dude alone.
Never trust a swede.
>>167412116
Literally
My FL is fucking empty
When you gotta make a mad pf ad because you're too bad to skip soar.
your "friends" shit talk you in LSs about you not clearing
just sayin'
>>167412161
>>167412214
Not skipping Soar means you're either in a four-DPS group or moderately geared, when you skip with four DPS you're generally overgeared. At this point, people shouldn't be failing to skip Soar, this is true, because it means there are shitters who suck vs a striking dummy
However, I've always been on the opinion that if a group somehow fails to skip Soar, and then fucking wipes to Soar, it's worse than just failing to skip because it means they had no business stepping into the fight to clear if they couldn't handle a gimped Divebomb with really big circles
do you have ur autism throne yet /xivg/?
>>167412208
I'll be your friend anon. I'm not an ebin and I hardly ever log on but it's worth something right?
>>167412369
thats not scooty puff sr.
>>167412369
No, how do I make mgp...
>>167412214
Meh, I think he has the room to assert that. That said, he should probably just queue with his Gilgamesh buddies instead of mucking up the PF.
>>167412369
I don't want Strix's chair, I want to share Scathach's
>>167412453
do GATES, they're every 15 minutes (xx:15 and xx:45)
do all ur gold saucer challenge log shit
mini cactpot each day
git gud at chocobo racing for the mad MGP dosh
>>167412012
All the ones that are locked :^)
I actually don't know anon, but I wouldn't go on a small server if I were you. Even at prime time cerberus feels pretty empty outside of popular areas.
>>167412476
but anon, Lethe is the better DRG!
those numbers are wrong!
>>167412434
>tfw people spent 50+ hours grinding out a slightly different coloured version of a shit looking mount
glad I didn't let my autism grab me for that one
>>167412476
>ONLY 96%
turboshitter
>>167412214
when you gotta make a sad af 4chan post because you're so full of yourself
Theres more to knowledge than mere numbers and parses. Someone can be a better player than even the 100 percentile folk.
>>167412907
wrong lethe
>>167412615
>Git gud at chocobo racing
You mean spend mgp to get the speed boost II skill then max out sprint and speed using high quality mgp training stuff and then hold up the entire race?
Dat 400+ mgp rewardI beat real players doing this too
>>167412907
Nice one idiot
>>167412662
so set an alarm at 3 in the morning to wake up and blitzkrieg my new character in cerberus then?
>>167412916
I'm not doubting you, and that can be true in terms of a player's ability to cooperate and work well in a team. However, parses provide empirical and analytical evidence of one's skill, far more valuable variables than just, "this person is a hard worker".
>>167412943
>>167412615
>They dont know
The new meta are those mining/botany minigames right outside. You can get 600+ MGP with a bit of luck in like 10% of the time. Sometimes way higher if you're really lucky on the hits.
>>167412943
>he doesn't know about challenge races
New glamour!
>>167412943
>using high quality mgp training stuff
Nigga just buy the shitty gil ones. You have to train them more but it's all the same bonus.
Choco Dash 2 is the only skill you actually need to invest in and the weekly challenge rewards for doing 3 races or a single win already put you past then.
>>167413010I was honestly just trying to bait people by being vague, but you responded well.What I mean though is that theres more factors than just DPS even for DPS players like you said. Things like managing avoidable damage, mitigation, movement to make things less awkward for others, self healing, call outs, etc.
>>167412916
No you actually cannot say that on this subject. You cannot look at a 100 percentile DPS player and call them shit when the subject is DPS and the topic is skipping Soar which only requires that you do enough Striking Dummy DPS in the form of knowing your own opener. This is all there is behind skipping Soar and thus also all there is behind insulting someone who insults anyone who -needs- to skip Soar.
In the end there are two factors here:
If you're in a five DPS group, you shouldn't see Soar or someone sucks shit. If you're in a four DPS group, unless there's overgearing you'll likely see one of two Soars, either the first before Biting Halberd or the last phase's.
Soar itself is gimped as fuck and no one has a right to die to it because if they do it means someone fucked up on a really gimped divebomb with circles you don't kill someone else with. If a group fails to skip Soar, that should not wipe it, if it wipes it that group shouldn't have been in the fight
>>167413037
looks pretty bad
>>167413159
Being able to put out the DPS to skip soar doesnt make you a good player. Thats all im saying. It means you can do a rotation.
>>167413159
>tfw cleared easily with both soars in 7 WAR 1 AST
Who the fuck needs DPS
Someone post the odin cats
>>167413231
I bet you just watched that video and are commenting on it.
What colour should I make my lizard's hair?
>>167413213
No, it means you can do an opener vs a Striking Dummy. This is true, The floor to skip Soar is literally not sucking at the skill floor of your job. But anyone who parses above average in content like Savage is someone who can without a doubt skip Soar. But they, like me, are of the opinion that Soar shouldn't be NEEDED to skip in order to clear, which is the issue with PF. That's my stance on all of this
This playerbase relies on skipping it when it's gimped as shit and if they didn't have the ability to skip Soar they'd never clear. I question how many beat T9 or T13, or however many even cleared ravana if Soar kills any of them
>>167412974
You don't need to blitzkrieg really, it's not fucking balmung, but saving a character preset now would be a smart thing to do.
>Make it so Zurvan takes 50% damage during phase 1 since its just an intro anyway
>???
>>167413186
Thanks!
sea ofnew housing
>>167413538
This is what they should have done, or have the drop be %-based and not time. It's simply poor design and it lets the fight down. I seriously think of people could not skip Soar, you'd see a lot less people claiming it's easier than fucking Bismarck
>>167413242
you called?
>>167413782
What about the others?
Hod do I make /gpose vertical?
When this is the shit I see when I first log in I realize I should blacklist more people.
>>167413918
Tilt it with Q/E, is the default.
I hope you've all found someone for valentione's! If not, there's still time for cupid to find you someone~
>>167414024
Nope, I'm gonna be single ingame and in real life much like every other Valentine's ever
>>167414000
Nothing happens though
>>167414024
Same person every year !
>>167414098
Strafe keys tilt camera.
Or open gpose settings and tilt it from there.
>>167413872
>>167414063
go into /gpose
press your autorun button
use rollcam
>>167414024
I think you mean singles appreciation day.
>>167414169
I'm not sure how to open gpose settings
>>167414024
I wish :(
>>167414276
Or you can just tell them and not be a lil beta bitch that cries when they get EBd ya lil betaback bitch
>>167414276
Just tell them so you can get it off your chest or whatever. Vagueposting has always been gross
>>167414276
Or you can not clog up the thread into inital posting with your little bitchboy pals
>>167414000
Do you still have the nude mod?
Your latest albums, while enjoyable, have had a somewhat alarming lack of naked tiddies.
>>167414372
>>167414414
I did that a few days ago and got rejected and I've been down ever since lol
>>167414276
L A
Au Ra
>>167414063
>>167414201
>>167414309
Cupid really has their work cut out here!
>>167414276
Why dont you discuss the game instead?
>>167414515
I have it on hand, but not installed since 3.5 had me reinstall the whole game. Demand noted.
>>167414632
Just visit my house for a few hours, so I can fill that belly. Then I'll call valentione's a success.
>>167414515
they dont anymore because they got actual friends due to the attention fucks like you gave them when they were pander lewd posting it happens with all the ebins who were major sluts when the initially come in and hen tone the fuck down when they actually get in a circle
just like waffle
just like naka
just like epp
ya got played and you will keep feeding ebins like this because you never learn.
>>167414632
I'm gonna spend the day hanging out with friends, so it'll be fiiiine.
>>167414753
no!
I have my own valentiones!
>>167414839
I suppose if you're sure... Just remember that love can find you in the most unexpected of places!
>>167415086
Even on the battlefield?
>>167415086
have you lost any weight mrs. piggy
>>167415086
Not a good cupid if they can't relieve a bit of burden for one night.
>>167415142
you would be surprised how one can catch anothers eye under such duress! such intensity... it is a pressure cooker that forces others to relate.
>>167415325
And I already have my valentiones! watch out or your hand will be yours.
>>167414839
>Ippiki
>friends
>>167414249
Press R
>>167415871
>Ippiki has a monopoly on edgy glams
I suppose you have a monopoly on stupid posts, then?
>>167415954
>speaking about yourself in the third person again
>>167415142
Only for true warriors.
>>167416007
So that's a yes.
>>167416093
>le edgy aloof post rebuffing what truths I just posted
>>167416183
(You)
havent played since a1-4 came out. how much content is there since then?? worth playing again before expac or no?
>>167416367
also i loved machnisist but it was dog shit troll class back then is it buffed/.
>>167416367
a5-12, three 24-man raids that are all pretty cool looking and fun, some primals, 'palace of the dead' which is a unique type of 4-man content, bunch of new sidestory quests, etc. Wait another month or so for 3.55 to drop and them to add in a bit more and youll be set up for the expansion really well.
>>167416475
MCH is borderline overpowered atm.
>>167416529
>>167416529
Move whenever.
>>167414186
rip