/ss13g/ spessmen on a Spess Station

Greytide-Redtide Union.

Save the server. Nerf Lagfruit.

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>being MMI on shuttle
>Ripley comes up and I ask him to drill me so I can die
>Shiggy Diggintons walks over and promises to help me die
>Proceeds to break the window on the shuttle jettisoning both him and me out into space
>"atleast we have eachother"
>Throws me away

>>167303226
Ultimate madman

>>167303226
Honker?

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>>167302541
>Engies flood muh Waste Loop with super heated SME Plasma
>They don't tell me about it
>They don't even try to cool the waste line
>I randomly hear the AI memeing about it
>Engie gets Zas'd when you opens the SME room and dies.
>Otheir Atmos Tech builds a """""Gas Mixer""""" thats set up incorrectly and chokes the distro line when we lose power

What a round.

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Captain see me after class

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The mimes on the other hand get an A+

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>>167303312
Jesus christ.

>>167303467
I had no idea and was preoccupied with the two dozen assistants clowns and mimes sorry

>>167303312
I am on now if an admin wishes to talk. To my knowledge, the mime was helping the clown ling which resulted in my death, and the deaths of several security personnel. I regret having to execute people, but at the time I think the execution was justifiable.

>>167303385
if the serb had more mime slots the station would be a better place

>>167303791
If we needed to talk then we would have at the time and I wouldn't be poking fun at you in the thread.
You executed a Mime who prevented the clown from killing you all and saved the Warden despite your best efforts to stop him.

It was absolutely a fog of war issue and not something that needs to be handled OOC. But at the same time the mimes crimes were running for his life after saving the station.

You were the real antagonist the entire time.

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One of these is completely harmless.
One of these will kill you.
You have two seconds.

>>167304258
One on the rights got a surprise.

>>167304171
Ah, I did not know that but that makes sense. In any case I won't be playing captain for awhile after that last round. As that screenshot shows, I am not the most able player.

>>167304258
Joe on the right has a mouth and is a reporter.
Joe on the left has no mouth and is coming to rip you apart with its limber claws.

>>167304307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU

>>167304258
The doors are shocked on both. They both kill you.

>>167303309
What benefit do you get from cooling the waste?

How do you run a proper shop?
I've seen it happen a couple times, and it looked like a lot of greytiding was involved to steal things of value.

>>167304258
Trick question both images have a polyacid smoke grenade hidden inside of a book

If there was a disposal bin outside the kitchen would it be used more for throwing away plates or for being a dick and just dumping food in the trash

>>167303309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4trSQtkiLUw

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13787

>changelings now have the power to fatten their waifus up

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>>167304349
Captain is not an easy job. It never will be.

>>167303309
engineers didnt do that, some nigger plasmaflooded the SME room and shot engineers

>>167304459
colder gas smaller gas more gas fits in pipe.

more gas in a pipe, quicker a pipe is to choke on a bottleneck somewhere.

>>167304459
PV=nRT

A lower temperature gas allows for more moles of gas at any given pressure, or volume.

>>167303309
Why the everloping fuck would you make a grid of plates there instead of H/E pipes?
I know this is pure autism and all and as such you can't pretend to try to decipher it but can't you be an autistically correct at least?

>>167306037
How does the efficiency of thermal plates compare to HE pipes?

>>167306157
As far as I can tell they're exactly the same, some people claim they don't store has inside themselves so they have used in SME builds but as far as I can tell that's just a myth as well.
So they're the same shit but one is more tedious to build and less flexible than the other.

>>167306037
It looks prettier and makes you look like you know what you're doing to anyone who doesn't know what they're doing.

What pipes should we add to Atmospherics to make it more interesting?

Theoretical discussion.

>>167306157
each plate cools its own contents, up to 200L, at a time
each H/E, junctions included, cools 1/4 of the entire pipeline at a time
so unless your pipeline has as little liters as possible (some dumb unnecessary SME build) H/E is always better, especially for waste and doubly so for cool plasma

>>167306702
Compressor machinery, increases pressure of the gases inside it when supplied with power.

>>167306742
Oh that'd be sick. It'd generate heat. Right?

>>167306710
What about the thermal exchange device?

>>167306820
can't think of any honest situation where you would ever want to use it for as long as gas miners exist so I never bothered looking that up

>>167302541
What are insulated pipes used for?

>>167306905
nothing because atmos has only ever become more and more increasingly and incredibly casualized over time until it became the awful reality-bending perfect insulation infinite gas generation glass pane burn chamber RPD shitfest it is today

even when insulated pipes had a purpose they were misnamed

>>167306763
Probably. The gas would become hotter at least, ideal gas law and all that.

what if
we only had one gas miner, for blasma
and we made it more complicated to use than 'lmao just stick a pipe to it in the distro'

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13788
>science gets even more science-exclusive powergame toys
Just fucking end me.
You have no responsibilities, you can do anything the other departments can (with the aforementioned no responsibilities attached), and you even have toys nobody else can feasibly get.
Meanwhile the rest of the station can get fucked with their important jobs that haven't had a single toy thrown their way in YEARS.
Gee, it's no wonder scientists are always entitled shitters.

>>167307431
Couldn't Mining get ahold of phazon as well?

>>167307431
I'm pretty sure this is a mining and science change, not just a science change
Seems like a lot of fun to me.

>>167302541
>can't link last thread
you're a failure.
>>167207943

>>167307431
>science exclusive
Seems like it's more of a miner thing than anything else. 5 bucks says suddenly no more Phazon mechs will be made because miners will be hoarding it for themselves.

>>167307540
Science can get it much easier and faster with telesci powergay and miners deliver their shit to science anyways.
It's like saying "hey, couldn't a miner make nanobots FOR themselves, too?"

>>167307612
>>167307549
>>167307540
>Xenobio can make Phazon
>Miners can only get Phazon if they go deep space exploring.

>>167307612
nah
5 bucks says this gets used every round for a week then it practically never gets used again

>>167307540
I'm pretty confident in saying clowns get to the phazon asteroid more than miners do
Which is to say, miners don't give a shit

>>167308003
Neat but not particularly thrilled

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Is it just me or is Colonial Marines actually really fun?

>>167308049
The leftmost mask can have pelts applied to it to turn it into one of the other masks, which can then turn you into the depicted mob temporarily when you put it on.

>>167308062
It wears off fast.
Real fast.

Lets say you're playing. Doesn't matter what job it is.

A guy walks up and it doesn't matter what his name is. But his job. His job automatically tells you he is going to be a shithead.

What is that job?

HoP

>>167309187
clown.
I had a clown try to trip me while I was slowdiona walking down the hallway for a solid minute and a half this afternoon. I just wasn't moving fast enough to run into his slips, and was quick enough on the grab to pick up and throw his PDA whenever he tried to drag me over it.
Dang clowns always trying to slip other people because they can't think of something funny to do.

>>167304258
I disposal myself posthaste

>tfw playing diona in a comfy, low-effort job and not bothering with playing a hyper/synap/etc junkie

its nice to take a race that most fags use for powergaming and validhunting and playing something comfy and slow like botany

>>167309187
Chemist.
Renamed Assistant.
Mechanic.
Atmos Tech.

>>167309187
Detective, all the time. There's never, NEVER enough communication from those cunts. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU LEARN WHEN YOU LEARN IT INSTEAD OF WAITING TO MAKE BIG REPORT GODDAMN
I would appreciate the report after the fact but we don't have the fucking time to wait for your autismal arse to shit out a six page long novella

>wake up
>play 7 rounds of ss13
>go to bed
>repeat

>>167309671
Any detective that takes more than 5 minutes to tell you who to arrest is shit.
I don't ever see a bad detective though because I always take the slot.

>>167309696
you're gonna burn out

>>167309528
I think some people go clown just to have an excuse to slip people for no reason. I know I do, it's some of the best slip and sax practice you can get.

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>>167309671
>detective goes braindead 15 minutes in cause theres not been a mystery to solve and he's bored
GO FIND CRIME ITS YOUR JOB

>>167309928
There's some rounds that detective is a useless job though. Like wizard or nuke ops. Detective is only really good for traitor or ling, I wish every round was traitor or ling.

>robocop AI gets one human'd
>does nothing until it gets set on asimov

Mice are fun.

pAI too!

>>167310038
>I wish every round could be ling
neversaythesewordsagain

>>167310038
Detective is essentially another officer that has the added benefit of actually being able to do detective things. They're INCREDIBLY useful during nukeops because they are the only ones that start with a ballistic weapon and the revolver can stun, which makes them very effective against nukeops with energy shields. They can validhunt a wizard the same as a regular officer.

I can understand if people don't want to do regular officer things as detective, but seeing as how you're a part of security and most times security is understaffed, it's pretty much a part of your job description if you can't find regular detectivey things to do.

eating sasha was surprisingly cathartic

>>167310424
are you complaining about this?

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"I should stop playing sec" I say
as I ready up to play another round of sec.

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>Make a conveyor in the bar
>Can't stand how ugly it is and feel bad

I wish I was one of the cool remodeling MoMMIs

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test server fixed when

>>167310453
Ling could be best mode
But nobody on /vg/ can play ss13
>>167310461
Detective doesn't have bright cell access. So unless you're solo security or theres a warden I wouldn't bother trying to be a security officer.

The revolver gets you out of tough spots, but shouldn't be used as a taser, too short of a stun timer.

>>167310578
I liked it

Are we allowed to talk about stuff that's happened in the /vg/ server once the game's already over or is that still Metacommunication?

>>167310797
You can talk about a round after the round ends.

>>167310797
you good

>>167310797
Once the shuttle docks at the station you can talk about whatever you want anywhere.

>>167310578

Hey, I was just thankful you weren't an irritating Clown or AI. It also gave me and my patrons something to do as a bored ass bartender.

>>167310797
once you smell what the rock is cookin you're free to shitpost

>>167310857
don't do this, it creates mustard gas

>>167310924
I think you responded to the wrong person

kingston here
free kingston? it's time imo

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>>167311073
No

Night

>>167311073
you versus zweiwurst
thunderdome
https://youtu.be/sqcLjcSloXs

>>167311176
this post doesn't seem angry enough to be from the real nexis
>>167311180
>zweiwurst
who

free kingston

>first proper round of mine
>start 20 minutes into the game as shaft explorer
>sci won't give drill because no one gave them resources
>went to mine with basic pick and gave them some shit
>decided to clean up cargo (aka stamp everything with DENIED and toss everything i see in trash)
>fail miserably
>fail some more
>everyone and their pun-pun just walks into cargo to check if their packages arrived and then half-assedly unpack them
>assistants ordering everything they can, from insulated gloves to cows
>"can i get some prisms?" - "sure" - "thanks! Bye!" - "....what the fuck are prisms and how do i order them?"
>walk into trash room, RMB on pile of trash, PC explodes
>all this time i had terrible headaches and i started hallucinating
>barelly made it to medbay and passed out
>robotics still wouldn't make Ripley

And then server died and i went to bed at 4am. It's really annoying though that manifests only show the name of whoever requested and not their job...

Detective is best security job, warden second, HoS is dead last.

I tried playing on the test server but it just kept saying "Your character preferences have not yet loaded." what's the deal?

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>>167308062
Colonial muhreens is a fickle bitch of a server, aliens are clearly and have always been busted to shit, the great equipment like incendiary shells and semi auto shotguns are never used because command are pussies that don't spread the love of gunwank, its medium rp but people still say lol and mystype all the time, they have whitelists for almost unkillable predators who can just kill dumb marines who don't pack armor piercing rounds, and admins can be faggots of almost untold dimmensions.

But yknow what, hearing GOD HAS A HARDON FOR MUHREENS
BECAUSE WE KILL
EVERYTHING "WE" SEE

Point blank shotguning a queen or any major alien murderboning faggot and having your teammate finish them off with the assault rifle

Spamming OORAH on deadchat when your muhreens aren't baldies and win the game, fucking about and floating on a river with the duck in the pool, playing russian roulette when cloning has just about been removed, its just too much fun.

>>167310857
>Once the shuttle docks at the station you can talk about whatever you want anywhere.
dont be a fag fag

>>167311332
>>walk into trash room, RMB on pile of trash, PC explodes
Heh

>>167311574
It's dead and no one knows how to fix it\doesn't care to fix it.

>>167308062
some of the time it's really fun
most of the time you are waiting around

If im a miner and happen to find some artifacts like urns or some strange weapons or some green stuff that gives me hallucinations if i eat it, what do i do with it? Just bring to station and throw it in the clown?

>>167312964
Sure. Most of it is garbage.

>>167312964
Clown or science, but clown might apreciate it more, science just wants 700 plasma stacks instead of glass, gold, uranium and diamonds.

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You're the QM and find these greyshits stuffed in cargo's thrash bin. What do?

>>167313393
>thrash bin
>its a bin full of electric guitars

>>167313393
Order metal, barricade maints, barricade doors, build vending machines for food, make makeshift weapons and only approve requests that you can open and fit through a window opening.

>>167313393
Flush, get eguns and make cable cuffs incase they try something funny, treat them nicely as to not incite the tide, if they try to fuck with cargo or its personell, its a stun strip perma time in the cargo crate area while buckled to a bed, murdering greyshits who dindunuffin always ends badly and makes admins waste time.

>>167313651
>he thinks a perma sentence is any better than straight up murder

>>167313883
>catatonic dindu gets ghetto arested and quits being a nigger
or
>BWOINK why did you kill that dindunuffin, he a good boy, learn to escalate, assault of your coworker isn't enough reason to kill on sight

>>167313976
you mean
>BWOINK why did you weld that dindunuffin into a locker, he a good boy, learn to escalate

>>167314026
nah mate
>BWOINK why did you arest dindu?
>"he was being a massive shitter, attacked me, my co-worker, smashed my windows, all because I made him get out of cargo, where he doesn't have access and was trespassing"
>BWOINK alright, just release him

If he tries to kill you when you release him, feel free to kill him, no admin would ban you for that.

>>167314191
So you're telling me you are still going to get bwoinked for your behavior

I heard about this game on reddit and it sounds fun but are there any graphical mods because it hurts my eyes just looking at screenshots.

>>167315309
get out

>>167315309
>>167315372
hey guys why am I such a fag?

>some poor guy gets perma'd for breaking into the brig to try and fix a breach

wew, I actually thought Akarani was an antag for a minute there

>>167315660
Yeah, it wasn't in my laws to help Will but I felt bad enough that since it wasn't against my laws I might as well let him out.

>ask for cold plasma at the start of the shift, say no hurry
>get -240 degree plasma, ask for lower
>1 hour 40 minutes pass
>still -240 degree plasma
>I go to atmos to cool it myself
>felicity spergs out saying to buzz off, that I was rude all shift and wont let me use the miner

Other than a few banterous comments regarding the plasma that couldnt be cooled I think I wasnt that harsh.

Stay mad

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How does a MoMMI get slaved to an AI?

>>167315708
by the end of the round the plasma was still at -246

did the coderfags change something

>>167315727
uh.
bus maybe? or a bug?

>>167315372
>>167315520
Quite rude my future game pals, I hope to enjoy this game in the future once I've got a graphical pack installed. My razor laptop can handle it right?

>>167315727
is it possible to configure MoMMIs that way as a robo?

>vox break in to steal lathe circuit board
>leave it behind
>the shuttle departing triggers some sort of explosion???

the fuck was that round

>>167315660
We tide together, we die together.
>>167315704
Thanks, even though I was thrown back in to be executed almost immediately.

>>167314246
Its not the bwoink that matters, its what comes out of it

A bwoink from a admin asking why you did x and realizing that you did it for good reasons is much better than a admin bwoink saying "What the fuck are you doing nigger, why are you constantly harmbatoning the clown, why did you just welderbomb", so on.

A bwoink asking circumstances is a bwoink you have nothing to fear about, especialy if you are in the right.

What's the best species and why is it humans?

>Admin gives you a note saying you're a shitter
>They misunderstood the situation and the note wasn't supposed to be for you
>They dont remove note
>Pain bans you for "bad notes" and "rule 0"

>>167315912

because asiimov

>>167315708

You are incredibly condescending the way you talk to others and saying someone has a shit taste and pipes and acting the way you did when they screw up is not banter. You were just being a condescending asshole for the sake of it. it made me incredibly sad to the point where I don't even want to play anymore tonight, and I stay up particularly to play at this pop. So congratulations, you win. I'm mad.

Supply cyborg aren't listed on z wiki. Are they new or just no one cares about them?

>>167316101
>HarseTheef has incredibly thin skin

Must be a girl irl

>>167316101
It was literally one comment, clearly something is fucked up with the atmos code since the SME also failed to cool, nobody was being serious

>>167316131
it just didn't update the name from miner

>>167316131
Nobody cares, despite them being hilariously good.

Chloral beer, duping chems, spamming ciars and shit, its honestly fucking funny, as a traitor, you could just tell a borg to synth cyanide and shove that in the mix or tell it to make nothing but endless vomit and pour it in glasses, its just that nobody plays service, they always go for engie or standard because they pray every single secondfor malfunction for electrical arms and eswords.

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Unathi when?

>>167316131

supply borgs have the power to synth any chem so a emag meme the station to death with cyanide or mommi it with help.

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>>167316275
When pomf fucks off and we become eros, you scale fag.

>>167316239
Oh that's what they are. Didn't want to pick a potentially useless borg.

>>167316243
That's party borgs or something like that. I was playing it yesterday force feeding everyone beer because there was nothing else to do

>>167316389
>become

But anon, Eros was the unofficial/vg/ erp server. Most admins were /vg/ players and people like dattinderbox or amikawaii were always there.

>>167316427
Nope, thats supply borgs, miners are technically supply too, but why would you ever play supply borg unless you are memeing and being as useless as possible.

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>>167316452
>Most admins were /vg/ players and people like dattinderbox or amikawaii were always there.
>dattinderbox
>amikawaii

You act like 5 isolated players being erp fags have made vg into erp hell. No use spouting hippie or eros if you don't know what either or how bad both are anon, you just look like a ass, spouting the apocalypse like a jehova witness.

>>167315979
>"heh I was totally banned for just one note guys believe me ;)))))"

>>167316101
Huh, if you're not playing maybe I'll actually get to cool plasma now, thanks!

>>167316561
The discord had a special tag for "Eros refugees", dorms is full of eros players, half the non ss13 channels are Eros players. The pupper discord is an erp breeding ground I hear, half the admins erp. Every irl girl in ss13 is a rabid erper. I go on vore and see /vg/ ckeys all the time.

>>167316101
Pretty cure reaction. Makes me want to bully you until you cry then consensually rape you.

>>167307431
Seems more of a miner thing nearly anyways monster breeding when?

>>167309187
Not so much the job, but if I ever see someone in a CE suit outside of engineering death isn't far behind

>>167315309
Fuck off

Got banned because I said one thing out of character and wanted to mine instead of talking to an admin. GG

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>>167316735
Eros refugee is used for about two people and people stuck it in avada because he tried his damnest to be "lewd~~~~~~", not because he actually was from eros, dorms has everyone in it, pupper is just eve and has no erp, probe, yred, Dragon, the trialmins and the rest don't do that shit at all, kammer doesn't either and I demand proof of the vore thing.

You seem to be pulling false facts out of your ass and spouting hearsay more than anything anon, you wanna get us some proof?
>>167316923
>bitching about bans after ooc ick
You want a perma then, im guessing.

>>167316923
>Take a day off, review the wiki, and decide whether you actually want to play on this server.

I take it you've made your decision?

>>167316951
No sir I don't want a perma for making one mistake in a game I'm new to.

Obviously

>>167316951
I counted 6 Eros refugees last time I actually used discord.
>Dragon
>Yred
Not admins
>Kammerjunk
Have you seen the steam chat screencaps with sj? She gets off on being treated like shit, it's pretty much erp.
>Vore
I've seen 10 /vg/ regulars on vore.

>>167316998
Are you retarded?
The ban is for 1(one) day because you refused to answer an admin checking up on you and you did a minor ick ock fuckup which we all do.

It's actually because you refused to talk to an admin you got banned.

>>167317086
Ock ick even.

>>167317076
Which?

Once a admin, always a admin.

Nope, and I doubt you have them.

Screenshot the playerlist then

>>167317086
Eh fair enough. I mostly just didn't want to run out of power in space since I haven't done much mining yet

>>167317154
Alright I admit it, I lied.

Nobody from /vg/ had ever erped.

>>167317159
Please stop posting about your actions in the thread, from a round that is ongoing. Also it was your attitude not your mistake that got you banned. If you want to discuss it further while the round is ongoing feel free to drop by the discord and pm me.

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>>167317270
Answer me honestly anon, why do you shitpost about erp and such in a game with less thna a thousand players.

Why do you take your time and spend it on saying x player is a erper and that the entire server has nothing but erp fags and so on. I just don't get it, s it just fun to doomsay or something?

Oney is apparently making his own public server

what will happen?

>>167317407
i know right
why doomsay about erpers when the real threat is hippie fags taking over the server with their being OOC in IC, memes, and no-RP

>>167317437
It will be another containment server, it will draw in a decent amount of people and it will eventually die out since no coders.

>>167317407
>>167317462
It's escapism, rather pretend the server is full of erpers than admit hippie has taken over and 90% of admins are shit and corrupt.

>>167317437
It'll manage to be more TTT than Hippie is. Just another cancerous containment server that leaks far too much.

>>167317538
I'd honestly rather have the ERPers than the hippie faggots as well. At least ERPers occasionally put in some sort of roleplay as opposed to Hippie fags who just ruin every round they touch.

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>>167317462
>>167317538
>HIPIEEE REEEEEEE

Have you people ever even played in hippie. Anons, this is nowhere near hippie, we might be getting random shit pubbies, but hippie this is not, you would honestly tell if we became that shitpile.

>>167317385
I don't use discord or honestly care enough so imma just drop it

Saying fair enough was in fact me trying to say ''you are right let's move on'' instead of just flinging insults.

>>167317646
It's getting closer

We should be moving towards bay, not hippie.

>>167317646
We're not saying this place is the same as hippie, we're lamenting the fact that there are retarded Hippie shitters like you here period.
Go back to your containment server, faggot. Even one no-RP fag from Hippie/TG is too much. You have to go back.

Does pomf even care about the server anymore?

>>167316101
>Antonio Betulla
>Condescending

Iunno, they're one of the people I find nicer on shifts when I'm around.

>>167317683
Never said we shouldn't.
>>167317707
Yes anon, I acknowledge this place isn't anywhere near as bad as hippie is and that makes me a hippie regular, clearly.

I played two rounds to see how bad it was, never again touched it, just to see if the doomsayers were right. Turns out they are dead wrong and we aren't, even if we might slowly be moving towards it, unfortunately.

For the record, I do rp anyays, not autistic bay tier, but its fun one in a while to do a accent and chill by the bar, telling stories and relaxing.

HEY HO
HEY HO
HIPPIE HAS GOT TO GO

what even is hippie and why is it a bad serb

I thought the point of the game was to try and stay in character?

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>>167317758
No, otherwise we wouldn't have self-serving retards like Probe, Pain, and Aurx. We wouldn't have this flood of Hippie shitters making every round they play in a 30 minute deathmatch.
If Pomf cared, we wouldn't be having players legitimately saying that any server comes close to being as good as /vg/. That really shows how far we've fucking fallen in the past year; We used to be arguably the pinnacle of SS13 serbs, we had a little something for everyone, the heavy-RP people, the people who wanted a bit more action, a bit less feelsy chats in the bar, the people who just wanted to autism with pipes and the like, and nobody really came close to being able to serve everyone who wasn't a niche extremist.
Now, we're sliding towards becoming Hippie on baycode with every 'lmao hippie isnt that bad' post, with every refugee shitter and youtube kiddo who gets a slap on the wrist for OOC in IC or nonantag murder, or Termed-tier validhunting and metagay.
/vg/ is dying, and it all started because of the purge. The Purge is the cause of all our troubles, it brought this tide on and everyone lauded it as the success of a lifetime, few dared oppose it verbally and fewer still tried to do anything to really stop it. Now we're stuck with it. And it's all our own doing.
You could have prevented this.
It didn't have to be this way.
It's too late.
it's over

>>167318026
The purge was shit, but Probe is a saint, we will recover and you better quit doomsaying you retard, we aren't dying and we won't fucking die.

Get a grip you melodramatic baitposter.

>>167317859

I would say they same, but he went off on Felicity earlier and was insulting them to the bone. They were saying stuff like they were shit at atmos and laughing at them trying to do stuff. Usually they are nice thought. I don't know what the deal was. Maybe they were just having an off day.

>>167318026
what was the purge?

>>167318139
I never said they were shit at atmos, I just jokingly said (after looking at Felicity's cooling) "shit taste in pipes". If they take it personally thats not on me

>>167304806
Sting sec officers right out of their armor. Sting pursuers out of their

>>167318132
>probe
>a saint
Probe is half the reason we have these problems to begin with. Probe, and people like you, people who refuse to acknowledge that this server is a mortal, living thing, and a few bad calls, a few more refugees or laxed rules, a few bad apples, would be all it takes to kill this server, or drive it into the cesspool with everyone else.
You are part of the problem. You refuse to acknowledge that there is anything wrong, or could possible ever be anything wrong, and you refuse to support the action that is necessary to fix the root cause of the problems. So fuck off, go to Hippie, and stop ruining this server.

>>167318163
No rules day that happened twice.

We all hope it doesn't happen again.

>>167318229
EVA suits. This is going to be good.

>>167318235
>played twice on hippie to see how bad it was
>almost exclusively play vg and never once touched hippie again
>GO BACK, YOU ARE RUINING THE SERVER

Whatever you say anon, probe did nothng wrong, the shitters will get banned and things will all be daijobu, I wouldn't be saying you are overreacting if you weren't, I hate hippie and its players as much as you, but I know damn well /vg/ won't ever become that cesspool.

>>167318163
Nuklear was rewriting the rules and was so frustrated he decided to have a no-rule week. Luckily we talked him down.

>>167318026
I liked Aurx, what'd he do?

>>167318026
go away kolith

I played Hippie once and didn't even get far enough to see what makes it so bad. For some reason everything was absurdly slow compared to VG. I'd move 1 tile in about the time I move two here.
Same for a couple of servers. Could be I'm lagging since I'm europoor.

>>167318545
Kolith is part of the problem and loves the purge

Hippie isn't the problem, the real problem is the metaclub

What are the jobs I should absolutely not play as a newer player? I've only really played Cargo, Assistant and Med so far (the ones the wiki suggests you play). I'm scared of picking security in case I accidentally go too far and cyborgs/the MoMMI's in case I break rules like accidentally hurting a human I'm supposed to stun because I had something on the wrong intent.

Heads of anything are obvious.

>>167319319
No command jobs, no silicon, if you pick engineering ask someone to teach you.
Don't pick security but detective should be fine

Science is good for new players.

>>167319319
Literally just read the wiki it has difficulty ratings for each job

>>167319319
>MoMMI

MoMMI is actually pretty straightforward since you're not supposed to get involved with, listen to, or interact with any other player or creature that isn't another MoMMI.

A new player might not find such a restriction very fun, but it's a super easy way to learn about engineering in peace since the vast majority of people will leave you alone as well, and you can still ask questions on the MoMMI radio channel and you can even ask questions on the silicon channel so long as you don't intentionally or accidentally or intentionally inform the borgs and AI of anything helpful or harmful about the other players while doing so.

Just play it as if you were an observer who can build and repair stuff so long as it doesn't directly affect what anyone else is currently doing, and you'll be fine.

You can also always use adminhelp to ask the admins "would x be okay/not okay to do as a MoMMI?". And if no admins are around, don't do anything you think is questionable and then ask about it later.

>>167319319
Security and medical.

Why are most of the admins just people you really wouldn't want to be friends with

>>167320032
Some admins are great friends.

OωO

I imagine admining something like this is just kind of a hard job since if you be too strict everyone hates you and if you be too lenient you ain't really doing your job.

I am admin of some servers myself but its a much, much more relaxed atmosphere in general than something like this (Because generally its not PvP so griefers can't really do anything) so I barely ever have to do anything.

>>167319975
Weird. I picked medical because it was a suggested starting race to understand how the HP system works in this (all I really learnt is if cloning is far cheaper and faster than bothering to heal anyone seriously injured if the other med staff were anything to go off)

>>167319740
>intentionally or accidentally or intentionally
That was deliberate.

Does anyone have the screencap of a doctor extracting a spacebear out of someone's liver or something? Been trying to find it for ages now.

>>167320298
You have been learning off awful players, pills & cyro are some of the most overpowered mechanics in the game, if made up right learn to use them

>>167318026
>"le fearmongering shitposting face"
Fuck off retard.

Two traders were surprised when I killed them for hitting me with a fire extinguisher and destroying the wall making their way into security. What did they think was going to happen when you antagonize a corporate lawset borg? If you're not a part of the crew you have no value in the silicon's eyes.

>>167315727
the lawsets were bused

>>167321684
Vox is Pox!

>>167321684
>What did they think was going to happen when you antagonize a corporate lawset borg?

You could have justifiably killed them on Asimov, with that kind of behavior.

>>167321963
I agree with that, it just feels like its more extreme on corporate. I wasn't even going to finish them off but the sec officer I was working with wanted the death penalty.

>tfw saving a non-antag from a bwoink because I stop him from killing another guy 4nr

>There are servers which ban you for going braindead in the dorms because dorms are for ERP
Hold me

Wiki for this is pretty well made. Gj whoever made it. Now I know why I randomly died one time to seemingly nothing. It was the chef

>>167322365
>i was leaving a corpse for the necropheliacs

>>167322640
i bet necrophallics have a hard time

>>167316209
>one of the biggest server autists acts like an autist
Shocking.

>>167322764
Not as hard as their wives.

>it's almost valentines day
soon

>>167319319
Quartermaster is head of department with training wheels, you essentially want to keep your miners alive and you have 5000 in your account (notes > enter department info using your ID in the ATM) for powering cargo orders

without the responsibility of being a real head

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You're waifu a shit

>>167323827
/pol/'s alt-right fascist-frog waifu is shitter desu senpai

>>167323827
dumb frogposter AND phoneposter

>>167323554
>almost my birthday
what are you getting me, anon-kun~

>>167322765

>you will never have lunch with Felicity and listen to her sperg out over her job and nonsense that seems like the most mudane things in the world.
>you will never watch her struggle to make eye contact as she stares at her own feet the whole time.

Leave my autism queen alone.

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>>167323827
YOUR waifu a shit

>>167324001
>waifuing harse
Sick

>>167324137
The transition from normality to cult is way too weird.

Maybe have the summoning steadily cultify tiles around it in about the same range as narnar?

>>167324001
You'd be chloraled, cable cuffed, beheaded and thrown out an airlock before you reached the table if it helped to achieve their objectives for the round. Then the station would then die in a flood of plasma and fire. But yeah good luck with that

>falseflagging hippie
>metaclub not being mentioned in the thread
nice try faggot erpers

>>167318916
it was mentioned here tho

i will marry elyina!

Building up the derelict is kind of unsatisfying when there's nobody to share it with

What are you getting your waifu for Valentine's Day anon?

>>167325335
Thats why you invite deadchat to become a mommi and chill with the autism anon.

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>>167324001
>you will never watch her struggle to make eye contact as she stares at her own feet the whole time.
Thats cute as fuck!

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>>167325345
Valids.

>>167325345
I have no waifu.
Waifus are dead.
let the meme rest in it's shallow grave in the ravine that 2016 buried it in and don't exhume it

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>>167324365
That's the current behavior, the change would be the spawning sprite, replacing the whirly Bay one.
When in doubt about cult ask Deity. He also knows how to make it use spiral generation, at least for the spawn bit.

>>167325552
>You will never stand next to your waifu felicity only to notice she smells like burnt spaghettios and piss

>tfw you accidentally bully felicity and xe logs off before you can compliment xer boss ass atmos setup

>>167325772
I'm talking about the before summoning, where it takes what, 15 seconds?

During that 15 seconds, cultify random tiles around the group

>>167325864
>tfw you will never bully felicity in atmos and post her setup on the thread to humiliate her.

>>167325345
>>167325552
You's a nigga, you are the cancer killing /vg/

>>167325973
>boss atmos setup
There is literally nothing wrong with replacing the two distro pumps and the waste pump with simple pipes

>>167326153
back to hippie kiddo
>>>/out/
you are not welcome here

>log in
>view crew manifest
>log out

>>167326719
>log in
>83 users online
>log out

>>167326719
what's up with it?

>>167327095
not enough of my metaclub friends online

>>167326719
>log in
>admin who
>log out

>>167324137
Shit, that looks pretty good.

SERB

>logging in

top wew

>>167327478
Should I wait for the serb to come back or go watch Treasure Planet again

Waifuposting is dead

There hasn't been a good batch of waifus since summer 2016

>>167327520
>>167327478
>>167327460
it's up

>>167327520
Treasure planet, underated film.

>>167327540
good
now we can focus on shit that matters like comfy builds and autism projects

>>167327540
best waifus of all time?
bee

>>167327540
Spring 2016 was the last good batch.

>>167328274
Who was in that batch?

>>167309187
Any title from Science except roboticist.
I wish you only the worst.

>>167328506
My waifu of course.

>>167328506
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams

>>167327540
>surfer
>rina
>rin

Just get better taste famalamam

>>167329074
Surfer is from summer 2016, Rin and Rina are winter 2016 and you have absrdly shit taste.

>>167328962
Who is your waifu?

>>167327540
How long has it been since Bee played?
That's how long since there has been a whyfoo I liked except Hachi who is actually competent and nice to me

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>>167328789
>roboticists thinking they are hot shit or the best from the shithole that is science

Ive seen you roboniggers do 7 posibrains and waste all the diamonds after the round was over a hour and no bombs were blown, Ive seen you refuse to give mech syringes so I could rush RND and get you the good stuff, and when I made them anyways, Ive seen you guys try to disarm spam me 15 times in a row whilst I told you to calm down then acted smug when I let you disposals dunk me, but acted sour imediately after I stun cuffed your ass to a bed, with you screaming that I was going to kill you, the precious little robonigger when I did it to get the bleeding syringes without you trying to disarm spam me and with me telling you to learn how to de escalate.

Don't you say roboticists are good players, more often than not, they are the worst out there.

>>167329338
Seven posibrains was half of one sheet of diamond when it used to cost diamond.

>>167329138
Summer 2016 is an apt season for a surfer girl to join

And no you do. They're all great.

>>167329338
I don't give a single goddamn fuck why you think you're so above everyone else in your department.
All that shittery you describe is on par with the constant, guaranteed, unending shittery that perpetually plagues science, the only department more useless than Cargo and more autistic than MoMMIs.
The roboticist is just the only one likely to be at desk when you need something.
So fuck off to your outpost, I don't want to see you.

Winter 2015 is the best waifu batch
>Julia Brandt joined

>>167329338
>hey Robo, can you make Ripley please?
>sure thing.
>20 minutes later
>Hello? Robo? I see you moving, please respond?
every time...

>>167329598
>Hey R&D guy I can see from desk, can I get a trauma kit?
>[silence]
>*R&D Desk Bell Rings*
>[loading metal into protolathe]
>Hello? Hey dude can I get a trauma kit?
>[staring emptily at the middle the room]
>
>*PDA message received: Hey can you hear me I'm at the desk*
>
>The protolathe beeps: Finished assault rifle lockbox

>>167329138
>Rina is shit taste
No you just have shit taste.

>>167306905
Nothing. They hold higher pressures without blowing when pipe ruptures are enabled.

>>167307431
People like you being twats really doesn't foster goodwill towards you.

Kelly!

>>167329940
>autismal underage robot that REEEs when she doesn't get her way
If that's what you want in a waifu, you should probably play minecraft or something.

/tg/ station players unite

>>167329138
Rina and Surfer are top tier though. Roleplay waifus>all others

>>167329515
> the only department more useless than Cargo and more autistic than MoMMIs
>Cargo
>useless
>science more autistic than mommis
>implying Im a shitty botanist or artefact hunter instead of actually staying on rnd and answering requests

Lad, I got some WEW for you.
>>167329798
Not while Im there it ain't.

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>>167313393
I...

>>167329565
No

>>167330475
*bwoink*

>>167315979
I have over 3 pages of bad notes. If you really got whacked for "bad notes" and "rule 0" you did some obnoxiously dumb shit and you were an unrepentant fag about it which is why they dropped the axe.

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>>167330574
We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white children. I must do for them what their old parents failed to do.

>>167330368
rina you lying bitch you are literally a botanist that's never at desk

>>167330995
Im no faggot that plays a girl anon, god forbid the day the faggots invade the land of tavish, val, mike and cash.

>>167331189
>Cash

Lol?

>>167331236
Cash hardie, good cargo mate, bit powergamey, but a good lad.

>>167331286
a banned lad

>>167331286
you must have never had to fortune to play with him when he was Robot Man/Robert Mann.

>borg waifus are dead
bring back cyrridven

>>167331330
Shit, he got banned? What did he do for that?
>>167331362
I remember him then, a faggot of the highest degree, but I only care when he is cargo. Well, apparently was since he got banned, didn't hear of it.

>>167331396
>yred
>A waifu

>corn oil works as HFCS
HOLY SHIT

>>167331396
>bring back cyrridven
Holy fuck please no.

>>167331189
Cash is dead

>>167331462
He kept getting in trouble over stupid shit and being a fag about it in ahelps. They finally got sick of it and pulled his plug.

>>167331497
Yeah, it's the only way to make nice food and actually get something out of it.

>>167331396
>we scared away S.A.M.M.Y. and lil bits

Good riddance

>>167330803
Why are niggers so kawaii?

>>167331580
There's nothing wrong with a little acid loving

>>167331646
There's everything wrong with a MEDIBORG THAT KEEPS DRAGGING EVERY SINGLE PATIENT AWAY AND WON'T RESPOND TO "LAW 2 STOP DRAGGING EVERY SINGLE PATIENT AWAY YOU SHIT."

>>167330259
is she really underaged?
that would explain it

>>167331729
Maybe they wouldn't drag your patients away if you weren't so shit at treating them
baka

>>167331729
>Doesn't know how to doctor
>Ayoo hol' up, lemme, *breathes heavily* give him summa dat *smack lips* dylovene. That'll fix his 40% blood loss.

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>>167331815
>>167331820
>guy has external bleeding
>need to strip his hardsuit to put gauze on it
>borg drags him one tile away
>chase after the patient
>nope into cryo he goes
yes i'm sure the borg must be always right

>>167331869
Majority of the time it is. Doctor's crying have an established track record of being retarded newfags or autistic oldfags who insist on spending 30 actual minutes fucking with the body instead of getting on with it because he feels a need to jerk himself off over being able to read a surgery wiki.

>>167331996
I kill and clone :)

>>167331996
Gee bill that's a fat fucking stretch here to claim every single doctor must clearly be a shit when our spotless, veteran, so-great-they-don't-need-hands robot overlords PUT BLEEDING PEOPLE INTO CRYO.
I want silicon defense force to go and stay go.

>>167324001
>/users/john/

why do clones always come out in the same underwear
why do clones come out in underwear at all
why can't you change your underwear

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>>167332221
>He doesn't like boys

Why do early-released clones have a grown form?

Why not you release them too early, they come out as a mass of genetically corrupted goop?

howe 2 clear byond cache??

>>167332349
Gear button, preferences, games tab

>>167332437
thank

>make odysseus
>give to medbay
>5 minutes later it's in the mech charger, ID locked and never touched again
IT COULD SYNTHESIZE EVERYTHING AND THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY REE

howe to get robust??

>>167332572
click faster

>>167332572
is your weapon sharp? aim for the feet

is your weapon blunt? aim for the head

>HoS arrives
>doesnt announce themselves or reply to other heads
>HoS gives the assistant we almost executed all access after we stopped him getting all access
>HoS asks for a TYRANT board for the borgs
>tell them to fuck off
>"i will remember this"
>HoS dies after 10 seconds exposure to antags

why

>>167332320
when you feature request it or code it yourself. this actually sounds like a really good feature, I'm all for it

>>167332320
Anything that can kill speedcloning sounds good

>>167332572
Toggle harm intent
Click others until they fall down
Repeat this every round until you're an unstoppable killing machine

t.Johnathan Hunter, Station Killer.

>>167332669
Is it your first experience with a greytider taking HoS to help his metabuddy greytiders?

>>167332905
Yeah, more people leaving after they die would be so great.

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Just bought this baby for a few bucks
Why don't YOU own this book yet, spaceman?

>>167333035
>more people leaving
Yes please, the server is already filled to the brim with brain damaged players

>>167333108
i prefer WGW

>>167333108
I don't know how to read.

>>167332669
>Be Warden
>HoS asks me inane shit all round
>"No i can't get you a 'cool tazer', bug science for a stun revolver or something"
>"Go order a corgi from cargo if you want one so bad"
>"No the corgi hasn't arrived yet" x53275
>"why did you steal my ram"
>"WHERE'S THE FUCKING RAM"
fun round

>>167333108
>book
I'm not a muslim [aka european :)] neither a faggot to read books

>>167333108
The woman who writes those songs is a SUPER crazy anarchist hippie. I can enjoy her music for free on youtube without supporting her with sales.

>>167332905
>>167332836
Then I'll make it so

Is there a way to find out someone's account number and also their PIN for that account?

For some reason the account database only shows account numbers, but not the PIN.

>>167333737
mind reading

>>167333737
Empath, mind reading, or just plain asking them.

>>167333737
The accounts database next to the HoP office has everything recorded.

Double feeds and stovepiping firearms when

>decide to play again after almost 5 years
>round about to end
>"oh man cant wait to hear the good old put a donk on it"
>can you smell what the rock is cooking
i miss the old one already

>>167333876
>>167333889
So the PIN is only stored on the character itself under notes?

If someone dies and is gibbed, I can't find out their PIN and steal their funds even if I have all their old items and an all-access ID card?

>>167334031
PIN for logging into their account via ATM isn't in the accounts database.

>>167333379
damn I forgot buying used books from a thrift shop would cause an anarchist rebellion

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>tfw you examine your waifu
>she is quite chubby

>>167330259
>autismal underage robot
Autismal robot?

>>167333737
Mind reading/beating/swirlies until they concede

>>167334756
hi dizor

>>167335000
>>167334356
There doesn't appear to be a way to interact much with bank accounts.

Doesn't look like you can even change which account is tied to an ID card.