/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Fresh from reddit

Kiev Major English """"""TALENT"""""

Machine - Alexander Richardson
Capitalist - Austin Walsh
Fogged - Ioannis Loucas
GoDz - David Parker
LD - David Gorman
Merlini - Ben Wu
ODPixel - Owen Davies
Purge - Kevin Godec
Pyrion Flax - Ted Forsyth
Sheever - Jorien van der Heijden
SirActionSlacks - Jacob Kanner
TobiWan - Toby Dawson
WinteR - ChanLitt-Binn
Maelk - Jacob Toft-Andersen
Grimorum - Kyle Fong

It is literally the same lineup from Boston Major, only + Maelk and Grimorum

>>167196845

So Nahaz is blacklisted right

how do we crush the patriarchy?

>>167196845
>Grimorum
oh shit that Invoker guy?

>>167196845
>Machine
>Grimorum

who

why do LITERAL NOBODIES get invited over Grant? They are doing a NA major and didnt invite the grandpa of na dota smDh

>>167196943

Genetic engineering/AI

>>167196943

shill for islam of course

t. modern feminists

>>167197014
Grant is a wild gun. Valve can't invite him unless he promise not to shoot the whole place up, and we both know that's not aprmise that grant can give.

When will they balance this shitty game?

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it's over dotards, I got the best girl

>>167197345
never.

1. balanced implies it doesnt need change, and thats the last thing they want (look at csgo where kids are screaming they want a downgrade to 1.6, they shit on eveyr patch because its not muh 1.6)

2. people DONT actually want balanced games, they are boring, even chess isnt balanced and at the super top level as black you play to draw becuase its the weaker side

>>167197156
how can you engage in political debate but mischaracterize like 3 defendable stances at the same time?
view this video of a reasonable non autistic person like you and if you manage to hold back your autism and have views that are different from his, you can redpill him or whatever live infront of 2k viewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFHom4VQ0o&index=2&list=LLbkcb5tV6Q2lae_W_8pJT5Q

>>167197014
grant seems unstable and hard to control, i can see why valve would prioritize somebody else

>>167194752
Where is the exact spot? I cant find it.

Is it the cliff to the top or bottom of the ramp?

>>167197785
go to dotabuff dark moon ranking and check a random game with techies, they will do that shit there

they will simply start bombing it in like round 11 but you dont have to, just get to invoker and you can bomb it while he is sleeping

>>167197526

what has trump to do with white western women calling themselves feminists fighting THE MAN by going to protests with sign shilling for islam, a system where a woman is literally, not figuratively but literally a slave to her owner a man

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what kinda volvo faggotry is this. i opened a treasure and it explicitly states u will not get duplicates until u have every set in the treasure

>>167196845
>Machine again
He knows nothing about dota and does that "well you guys went for Team A so I guess I'll predict Team B to win this game" bantz.
Literally anyone else please.
At least give us someone who put in a modicum amount of effort to learn the game. I'll even take day9 at this rate, and I fucken hate that guy

>>167198179
these are extremely diluted people you see on the internet, making this claim is no different from making a claim about all men's right activists being closet faggots who hate women

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>hey let me play jungle Venomancer
>instead of supporting my CK
>who's up against a Phoenix
If you're in here I hope you lose every dota game from now on you faggot

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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2964393877
I was the abbadon, what went right?

>>167198598

the problem in your argument is that there are no men activists hating women out there, if there were feminists would let us know about them
meanwhile you take even a glance at any feminist thing right now, a rally a site some videos or other dumb shit and you can see those retards everywhere

are you really defending feminism, why, there is a reason why even women want to distance themselves from it at an increasing rate each year

its because feminism isnt about the genders being equal anymore, its about being a misinformed retard with a death wish

>>167198704
>waaaa waaaa pls baby sit me I'm not good enough to 1v1 vs a hero with easily telegraphed abilities
kys tbqh

bravo peru

>>167199126
>the problem in your argument is that there are no men activists hating women out there
lul

>if there were feminists would let us know about them
that's exactly what they're doing and exaggerating it

I'm not defending feminism I'm saying that your logical ground is retarded and you should purge yourself from national political and social discourse because you're making gross generalizations and actually use memes as arguments

you have nothing of value to say or think, and if you do think something that has any logical consistency, you don't know how to put that thought into words while proving good reasoning

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I finalyl did dakr moon,
51 games and i did it on the 52nd game. Best birthday ever desu

how to make friends in dota ?

>>167200020
happy birthday lad

>>167200226
post tummy and we can be friends

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how am............... I ............. in............ lpq////////////////// again...............

>>167200407
I mean friends who actually play dota

if you have not yet beaten dark moon, its time to abuse the techies bug and beat it.

>>167198035
I think they fixed that

>>167200020
happy birthday dude, we made it to the round 15 even with an idiot peruvian that got shadow blade on lesh as first item

artour is cute

>>167200592
i did that like 2 hours ago and i dont think there was any patch

you need aether lens and lvl 15 range if you tried it early on and couldnt do it

>>167200592
no i JUST did it lad. Use proximity mines as well as remote mines and it should be done in the left corner of the map

>>167200643
They made the game easier since they added the new heroes to the mode. This is my first game on this new patch. my 51 games were on the try hard version of dark moon

>>167200703
he is bitchy and think it's cool to randomly shout at his pub teammates to entertain le twitch chat

>>167200764
good for you, we almost killed voker even with that guy

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>those anons linking Twitch views saying the game is dead BTFO.

What do you guys think if Alch aghs gets reworked so that items in his backpack doesn't get disabled?

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>>167200993
actually pretty good aghs upgrade

>>167200993
sounds so retarded they might just do it
post it on reddit lad

i gained like 500mmr just from alch that one patch he was op wouldnt mind doing it again

>>167200517
could it be that you're an obnoxious faggot in games regardless how it goes? Nah can't be that, everyone knows people from 4chan don't flame or talk shit

>>167201118
If it's too OP then it should only enable backpack items during chemical rage

>>167201313
with octarine you have like 6s gap with no ult
maybe adding whole 3 slots is too stupid at once, but 1 for sure wouldnt be, alchemist is actually not that great with using gold he just gets it two times faster than anyone so he will still lose to proper 6 slotted carries if hes retarded enough to let the game last thta long

Anyone try Nature Profit on the Dick Moon yet?

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>>167200020
>techies
casual

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>You like to play the hero but its not in the meta
>This hero might not even be viable yet you love to play it

Whats her name /d2g/?

Alch Agh : Provides stats and counts as a full midas.

There, meme yourself out, icefrog

>>167201703
meta doesn't matter

Any faggot here that actually finished Dark meme?

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>>167201703
>yfw you remember how dota used to be before 7.00

>>167201703
death waifu

>>167201703
?

in non top 0.0001% its not like you autopick luna sd or lose, you can play whatever you want
actually its BETTER if your hero ISNT op or viable or popular or whatever becuase people actually learn how to play against it

alch aghs - midas now works on heroes

>>167197526
rofl
the retard starts off reading a cnn article as if its fact
man
destiny used to be ~our guy~
what a libshit dumbass

>>167202108
wow you're a funny guy anon

havent played since 2014 and havent followed shit, hows the futa TA artwork scene going

>>167202498
yeah

>>167201703
PA?

>hey let's throw away our lead by diving enemy base and give the enemy team track gold
You can't make this shit up

>tfw I'm watching two tier 99 NA teams play a series that doesn't even matter at 4AM
Where did everything go so wrong?

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>>167196778
did someone say lore?

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>think of something to post
>notice the thread is on page 6
>hold on to it to see how far it drops before some pathetic moron pity bumps it
its hilarious every single time

reminder that you are 10000x times better off watching RTZ stream than this day9 purge fag shit stream if you want to improve

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Quick dead2g
Give me your finest ideas

>>167204137
>implying that rtz' strats will work in d2gs 2k mmr games

>>167204137
>>167204185
>not watching our guy BSJ slam some shitstains into the ground
why are you even here?

>>167204137
no rtz doesn't talk

>>167204340
he is quite literally talking right now as i hit submit

>>167204337

>bananashitstainslamdogshitjamma

no thanks

>>167204171
Terrorblade aghs upgrades three abilities because he has three ults

>>167204447

not an argument

>>167204447
PURGE IS TALKING TO DAY9 Right now and telling him what to do

>BSJ team is actually winning

>>167204832
>he thinks a team with basedlord can lose

>>167204832
>anon posts
>bsj dies
you jinxed it

>Arteezy showing his knee on stream

l-lewd...!

>>167204171
Troll Agh : Increases Melee Bash by 7%, Ranged axes bounce once for 80% damage (like drow)

gulagians

>>167205491
gulagites

Why is purge being so passive aggressive?
He's shitting on day9 for buying a recipe

So pros are buying HotD on every hero under the sun, but is it still worth it if you're a fucking scrub who fucks up micro every time?

>play 3 games
>all of them were shit
What are the odds?

>>167205661
There's no excuse for not making use of creep. Creeps give you FREE anything. Damage, armour, purge, net, nuke, short stun anything. You can anything.

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>>167205653
thats all he is nowadays
have you watched his normal streams lately? if someone doesn't carry him he becomes very upset very fast over the most meaningless of mistakes
excluding himself, he might off hand say "oh i messed up there" but then he'll go back to shitting on his team and talking to them passive aggressively for the remainder until the end

>>167205712
>not farming dark moon wins with techies bug so you can show off the golden 15 win trophy

>>167205661
Just grab an aura creep and make it follow you around if you can't handle TWO (2) units.

>thanks purge
THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
THE GOYIM KNOW

lol
fucking doowop

how do you fuck up like that

>>167204694
>being spoon fed instead of watching and learning for yourself forming your own opinions. thoughts, and ideas along the way

that is literally why your 2k, you cant even form a thought for yourself based on a given situation. i bet you are american

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>pick AM
>lose

How the fuck do you beat giga nigga Invoker? I can get to him every time now but once he gets to 50% and starts spamming those fucking tornados everything goes to shit, especially since he can actually blow up the ancient now

>>167206214
Nah I just want to know how to perform basic logical thoughts at 2k. Rtz only shows me how to silently farm at the 9k mmr bracket and I don't know what he's doing and why he's doing it or what he intends to do later. He's just autistic and doing it for the shekels.

>>167206425
Techies stacking remote and proximity mines on the cliff at the extreme left centre of the map. Then pop the remotes when you aggro the invoker there before the proximity mines explode finishing him off. Easy one shot. That's what I did with my stack >>167200020

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>everyone says they can get to invoker easily now
>about 25 games of dark moon later I only just got to the techies stage

>>167206425
You delta split when the Tornadoes come otherwise there's too many in one spot to handle, then just start hitting him again when he re-appears.

Same goes for when he goes crazy with the meatballs and sunstrikes, except you need your DPS to kill the forge spirits during this too.

>>167206496
Not him BUUUUUUT

>Nah I just want to know how to perform basic logical thoughts at 2k
2k players are literally brain dead retards. Basica thought for them is remembering to breath. If you cannot perform basic action with basic reasoning at 2k you should literally kill yourself as you are hurting the gene pool.

>Rtz only shows me how to silently farm at the 9k mmr bracket and I don't know what he's doing and why he's doing it or what he intends to do later.
If you honestly think that you are beyond saving. Like, easily the dumbest person in this entire thread.

>>167204171
>Medusa aghs
>split shot applies all on hit effects

>some combination of aether lens + veil with a recipe

>some combination of echo sabre + heavens halberd with a recipe

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>gain 700 mmr since region lock
>keep going up after 3 years of forced 50%

i guess i was the only constant after all and not the shitskin antimage picker.

>>167206802
No I beat the dark magus.

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>>167206735
>mfw can comfortably beat it every day with my stack along with the nice daily bonus on top

>dota 1 post game lets you see how much time you spent dead, how much xp you denied and other useful stuff
>dota 2 post game lets you see who got a hat and whether or not it was + or - 25 points

>>167207175
Mmr can be defeated with friendship and decimation

madman

rtz

shitless

strim

wew

Why does this am on day9s stream sound like such a redneck?
That fucking accent. It's like he's never been outside his farm.

where is EE guys?

>>167207351

who the fuck needs that chink weeb when u can watch slavtz get banned for no shirt strim

>>167207351
online

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would you

>>167207305
Report him for being sexual.

>>167207482
i would suck RTZs dick if he wanted me to without question

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>>167207482
how is this legal

holy shit anele himself just sanctioned the nippleshow

shirts no more boys

Purge is so angry all the time.

i just reported RTZ steam

>>167207482
he is turning more slav by the day

>>167207696
>faith in humanity=restored

Guys I'm destined to lose all my dota games.

>>167207656
shitters are usually angry

>>167207790
Play some dark moon. Even miracle loses those. And it's always listed as a win even if you lose.

Don't you think it's funny how almost everyone doesn't show their MMR when you hover over their profile?

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>5 pages of wins because of dark moon
Feels gud desu.
Is this how playing WoW feels like?
Why do I even play dota desu.

>>167207927

as a former hon memer i think its sad

i miss being able to see your whole life story during the pick screen - so you could be assigned your position like the cuck you were and not ruin peoples games with your dogshit subpar creep killing abilities or whatever it may be

if u dont want to tryhard then get out of ranked


reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>167207927
i am almost always the highest mmr player on my team, there is no reason to show it

>>167208134
when people like you think they can take what i want to play that game i just pick it anyway and lane with them. you fags always rage but at the end of the day you are still losing 25 mr like a cucked little bitch

>ITT ranked solo queue tryhards that won't be going pro anyway
Lmao sad existences

>shirtless
>drunk
>playing russian music

Artour is getting back to his roots

>>167208271

nice stawman cuckboi

i never give up and play whatever is required of me by cucks like you who will ragepick a sub optimal hero out of spite and try to ruin my fun in vain

i see every second of the game as practice and fun so i dont stop until a throne is exploded

>>167208402
>trying his best to snatch viewers from purge and day9

>>167208507
The day9 stream was actually comfy and nice until he switched over to having purge bullshit again

I enjoy just watching day9 without purge autism cuckery

>>167208457
>playing whatever you want is not fun
>playing what is required is fun
Hmm

>>167208457
>i delegate roles to people xd
>i pick whats needed because i dont want to lose

lul, nice contradiction there cuck lord

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>>167208457
>>167208134
>I tell people what to play unless they so no.

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>MFW last game of LP

Looks like Ranked's back on the menu boys

>>167207445
I like ee more than rtz though

>>167207482
wait, I missed rtz shirtless?

>tfw not a subscriber so won't get to see the vod

>5 losses in one night
What am I doing wrong

>watching the baby rage faggot instead of our guy BSJ

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what did the wearer of the uncontrollable aggressive mask meant by this?

>>167211548
losing

Holy shit these teams are fucking awful

>>167211953
>watching tier 8 dota when RTZ is streaming

baka senpai

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>he doesn't lose these dota games to temper his brain to deal with loss better
lmaoing at your temper doturd

>>167212473
>no chef hero
dotards?

>>167212617
Pudge, d'uh

inb4
>hotdbalanced,jpg
>hatmeme
>noy lol muh tactc asdpg

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>>167212661
pudge is a butcher though

>>167212762
But he does cookin' on the side.

Also Alch

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>wd has a sack between his legs as a cosmetic

Purge btfo by Arteezy

>167213942
>careing about a manchild who can't win a ti about a literal legend

>>167208579
>>167213942
it seems he had it coming? what was this about?

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>>167204091

>>167198743
>normal skill
Ermm Im guessing you're better than the rest of those shitters?

>>167204091
page EIGHT (8) (VIII)

before
>>167215562
saved it

>>167215597
You dont use catalog?

>>167215675
it says page at the top right

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>>167215597
if you pay attention you'll also notice the people posting pity bumps are also new IP's
ever time it's this way
really activates my almonds

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>>167197423
H-how did you manage to do that?

>had this thread open for 4 hours and forgot about it
>come back
>160 replies

Anyone know when the second treasures will be released?

>>167216734
they release the treasures every other week

>>167196845
Machine is a great host, but compared to RedEye any docile animal would be better
And why the fuck Grimorum, what the fuck did he do

>>167198704
I'M YOU'RE PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

>tfw no fat butcher hero

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Reminder to sit up straight!

>Grimorum
who invited this guy, i remember i used to play against him in high skill pubs
he would just pick invoker and try to do the combo before everyone knew how to do it, but he just kept doing it like an autist, he would try to combo people while dazzle was next to them, he lost every time i saw him due to that

>10+ minutes in ranked queue

Jesus Valve I'm 1500mmr this is fucking ridiculous

>Singsing isn't streaming
>dead thread
really makes you think...

>>167218842
lol

>>167219069
adelaide?

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>>167219170
adelaide

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>6 hours
>170 posts
now this is good

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Only 9 inches?

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What is his fuckin problem?

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>>167219534
tummy/10

Kelly.jpg

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>>167220359

>>167220716
what in the actual fuck?

>>167220809
what are you fucking gay?

>>167220716
>2 losers with glasses
not even surprised

>>167199425
why the fuck are you debating feminism? we play dota, it's not like we go outside

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dötąrdš?

>>167221632
7.00 was a mistake
>used to play 3-15 games daily
>literally 6 total games after 7.00

>>167221632
everything that happened after Dota Allstarts was a mistake

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Is it ever worth going single target medusa?

Even with all these items I was still slow as shit and was only good at dealing group damage

I guess that's just her job though right?

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>>167221632
warcraft 3 was a mistake
StarCraft: Brood War UMS >>>>> warcrap custom maps
reminder that limitation festers creativity
>using a degenerate engine that actually allows you to create new types of units

>>167222193
never worth going single target, when you're hitting 5 targets you're dealing 300% extra total damage for free. if you're trying to chase people, you're playing dusa wrong.

>trying to do the techies exploit for dork moon before it gets patched
>cannot even make it to the boss because retards pick tiny or legion or veno and we just die

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>>167222763
what exploit?
i picked techies today and some guy asked me if i knew the exploit
said no hoping he'd explain, but he straight up abandoned right then and there

fuck you too man

>>167222763
/d2g/darkmoon techies exploit stack when?

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Dota
more like
Dead

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Literally absolutely, no fucking way to win this game with the way my team picked

was forced into first pick jugg to avoid losing gold

ended up with a horrible trilane and offlane medusa

Invoker was hitting for 150 damage at minute 10 thanks to the drow, weaver the same, got a 15 minute deso and could kill anyone in 4 hits

why the fuck does valve hate me so much? I'm still up like 200 MMR at least but holy fuck, why can't RD be the only ranked mode again? it was perfect

>>167223678
lol just play better

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whats the best way to grind for profile exp now?

>>167224181
IWCIPC

When was Peru and Dota a thing? Out of loop since 2012.

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>>167223963
>>167224181
>not even posting best pony

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>more shit posts than serious posts

>Post pones
>Doesn't even post the best one aka. Yellow Quiet

>7 hours
>200 posts
i think this is some sort of record

>playing on NA
>people on mic are mostly 20 yo, close to 30
>they all repeat shit like this on mic: "um... guys, can we just..."
>most are passive aggresive as fuck also
Playing for more than 1000 hours on NA makes me hate the average white american player desu
They are so individualistic in the way they play and think in a delusional as fuck way, making everything be centered around them, even when clearly they are fucking up or feeding.

Peruvians are bad, don't get me wrong, but most just stay quiet and banter on all chat.
While the average american player spams mic or ally chat with very poor calls centered around themselves.
I guess it's their culture.

TURN UP

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>>167225264
Just be extreme snarky whenever you refute their request (if it's stupid).

e.g.
>Umm... guys? Could we gank Dark Seer?
>Hmm... yes, let's gank the hero that spends half the laning phase under his tower and has on-demand haste when you were the idiot who picked a support without any lockdown

It's simple.

r8 my chef hero, doturds

Strength Melee

Q: Mystery Meat: Equips a random piece of meat that lasts for 1 autoattack or 10 seconds. Whichever comes first. There are 4 different types of meat, each with a different effect when you autoattack with it. You are told what kind of meat you have when the skill activates.

Well-done: Stuns your attack target for 1 second and gives you a bonus of 50/100/150/200 damage for that attack.

Medium-Rare: Knocks back, (knock back does not interrupt) the attack target 200/300/400/500 units and grants 100/150/200/250% lifesteal for that attack.

Rare: Attack deals 50% of the attack target's HP as physical damage, but the enemy unit heals the damage over 1/1.5/2/2.5 seconds. (the heals counts as a debuff)

Raw: Deals 30/40/50/60 magic damage over 6 seconds to your attack target. Slows the attack target for the duration. Slow increases in intensity every second. 5/8/11/14 slow per interval.

W: Slow Burn: Single target. When used on an enemy hero, increases the duration of any current debuffs they have on them by 20/30/40/50%. When used on an allied hero, increases the duration of their current buffs by 20/30/40/50%.

CD 15
E: Rush Hour: (passive) Whenever a buff or debuff gets placed on a nearby allied hero or enemy hero, the chef gets a huge boost to attack speed and movement speed for 2 seconds. 40/2% / 50/4% / 60/6% / 70/8%

R: Potluck: Creates a cooking pot at the target location. Pot takes 5 autoattacks to destroy. Pot lasts 20 seconds. Every buff that gets cast on the pot gets distributed to allies within 450/550/650 units. Every debuff that gets cast on the pot gets distributed to enemies within 450/550/650 units.
(mystery meat attacks can hit the pot)
CD 120/100/80

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>>167196778
>reaper hasn't made any new femslark art in ages

>>167225264
banter? pls go eurobong we don't want you on NA

>>167225457
That's smart, but it will probably make them mad and do stuff to remark me how much of an asshole I am and how he is feeding because I didn't agree with him.
Most people can't take the banter honestly, they are way too socially inept for that.

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How's Veno in the moon mode?

Sounds like it'd be pretty fun have an army of wards mowing down mobs.

artour should shave that nasty beard imo

How to get to round 15 most reliably in dark moon in latest patch

>>167226110
Not really good desu the poison is bad and he's super squishy.

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What did he mean by this?

>spend 15 minutes waiting for the techies exploit
>beat wizard man
>get an emoticon
>can't even use it without buying the meme pass
it wasn't worth it

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>>167204171
Force gem(900)
Replaces the recipe in Force Staff.

Lesser Force
>Pushes any friendly target unit 400 units after 2 second delay in the direction it is currently facing.

Cast Range: 800 (same as FS)
Push Distance: 400 (FS got 600)
Cooldown: 12 (FS got 20)
Mana cost: 0

Dispellable with any dispel.

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>>167226447

Whats this techies exploit you guys speak of?

>>167227513
you stack the proximity mines for 15 minutes in a single spot then lure the invoker over it and he dies in 1 tick

>>167227580
Do you need to do anything special to stack them or is it just broken and you can stack them anywhere?

>>167227736
the +cast range talent and aether lens

>>167227513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIkBnmj7M5g
Don't underestimate how many mines you need to kill him. It takes around 170. 200 if you want to be safe.
Don't stand around the stack during waves like cats and techies who might potentially aggro on you and blow them up prematurely.

>>167227809
is there a video of someone doing this? guessing it abuses casting range to stack them

D G D T

>First pick hero
>Enemy team 4 man counterpicks you
>win and style on them anyway

Any better feeling?

What's the name you see and know you automatically lost the game?

>Any variation of arteezy
>Nate higgers

>>167229302
any spanish in the name whatsoever

>>167229302
magic bronson

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>>167224948
>generic moe garbage babbys first waifu horse
well, at least it's not princess twilight or something from eqg

>>167201703
Ancient Apparition, cause fuck any healing
Have over 135 games with him and a 65% wr

>>167229959
Dota 2 is still intact though

>>167201703

Gyrocopter.

>>167229997
>pick lifestealer
>some cunt always picks aa
fuck you and fuck your ice cone too
fuck you

>pick techies in dark moon
>someone asks if i know the exploit
>i don't know what he's talking about
>say no
>he immediately abandons
????????

>>167230921
should have known the exploit anon
its for casual retards, good on you anon

>>167227908
i might actually do this tomorrow
or, rather, later today
i hope it doesn't get patched

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Sinnedonut is attracitve

>>167231429
I wanna fuck this boy (female)

>>167231429
i wonder how her eyes look under that 9 ton makeup desu senpai, better or worse than 5 times drug addict?

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>>167231429
>That anime hair

>>167231854
>that handwriting
wew

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>>167231886
That was exaggerated, this is the real thing

>>167231950
is this arabian

>>167231429
she has great dick sucking lips

>>167231965
I get that a lot, no one wants to borrow my notes :(

>>167232090
no worries senpai, i cant even read my own shit

bulldog and sinneddonnut broke up
best news of the day, he is still pure

>>167232174
Well I can't read mine if you ask me to read a single word out of context. I need the whole paragraph to understand everything

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>>167232369
save this hero

>>167232440
the what now

>>167232460
How is doom? I haven't played the game in a year or two now and doom was my go to guy in fun experiences.

>>167223404
cant believe this guy isn't covered in sticky gooey salty warm (You)'s

>>167232505
hes pretty shit desu, the talents improved him quite a bit but hes still a useless piece of shit most the time.
he just needs a complete/ultimate rework so he isnt literally pick/ban or complete shit

>>167232556
Fuck off Tiago

>>167232449
good thing handwriting is nearly obsolete now then, whew

Battlefury buffs when?
MKB buffs when?

>>167232813
I disagree, I can't remember shit unless I write it down. Also, I take great pleasure in looking at my piles of notes, it really sets me in the mood for studying

>>167232979
thats not the way i meant it senpai

>>167231429
she's going back to kangaroo land in 18 days and I will never hear her on bulldog's stream ever again.

I'm okay with this.

7.02: Jingyu mastery now causes monkey king to miss 30% of his attacks on enemy heroes when leveled. Does not effect his Q or the clones from his R. Can be rectified with MKB.

>>167233668
>Draft no ranged heroes
>Lose lane
>Continuously get picked off afterwards
>Lose game
>Complain
(You)

>>167233096
What did you mean then?

>>167234002
That you mostly never have to use handwriting outside of school or if you have a knack for it, wonders of the modern world.
unless you live in some outback shithole that has paperwork

>>167233359
actually you ever hear her from now on, they "broke up"

>>167232563
Can we just add lvl death back into the game already? The only hero that rewards me with basic math nowadays is Techies.

>>167234436
>techies
>math
did you learn math in baghdad or some shit

>>167227101
This is a 900 gold forcestaff for good supports. Give it 20 second cooldown as well (that isn't shared with Force staff or Pike) and then you have an interesting item.

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>>167223404
>>167225410
reminder that QTs in this tread will get eaten!

Fucking bulldog spilling spaghetti on stream

>>167234482
>He didn't learn the nuke damage after reduction of his favorite heroes
The best mathematicians and programmers are coming out of the Middle East anyways (Fun fact: The first virus ever was a Middle Eastern creation)

>>167234687
>middle East spreading diseases
I'm not suprised

>>167234687
>damage after reduction
thats not math though, thats something you get a feel for

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>caffeine
>consumed
>energy
>drank

I'm gonna eat all of you DOTARDS! Queue SEA now

>änimeposter is some seamonkey manlet
really activates those almonds if you think about it

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>>167234796
my heart feels weird though

>>167234891
hey

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>>167234759
>Take number
>Divide by 4 then multiply the results by 3
It's that easy anon

What goes through bulldogs brain when he says skedoosh, jebaited and then plays with girls and tells twitch chat he's still virgin and all the donations are if he has fucked that trap of a girl or not.

>>167234958
so not even math because its so easy you literally do it subconsciously?

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>>167234941
You're pretty cute.

>>167235003
somehting like this:

>i should say dumb shit reddit likes

about it really, worked for sing
mimimimiimimimimmii jesus penis xd

>>167231429
That's an attractive boy (female).

>>167231774
Fucking boys is gay though

>>167235275
its actually not and every warrior culture did it

being attracted to masculine features is gay, fucking twinks isnt

>>167227580
Only proximity mines?

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what a dead general

for a dead game

full of people who are dead inside!

>>167231130
redditors downvote everyone posting it so valve doesnt see it

so unless valve also follows some youtubers that posted it it wont get patched soon

>>167227078
You can use it. Click on the armory icon next to the close dota 2 button in the top right corner. Then click on the emote and unpack it and unlock it. I don't have a battlepass and can use it.

>>167235350
Just because warriors did it doesn't mean it's not gay.
We call it a BOY because it has masculine features you mong. That makes it gay to fuck it even if it is female. That's like fucking a muscular bodybuilding female and that's gayer than being attracted to traps.

>>167235010
The hard part is remembering the damage values by heart (instead of the stupid gut feeling the previous anon mentioned) You can also cheat and just make a hero guide with all the values typed in the ''tip'' info box for the skill. Just trying to be helpfull for the retards that still apply ''gut feeling'' to know if they can get a kill or not.

>>167226447
Disco pony. I haven't played leshrac for 8 months and I didn't die a single time before round 15. He's ridiculous. All the bosses take increased magic damage. Of course our techies fucked up and invoker was left alive at 20% hp so I died.

>>167235560

boys have more feminine features than masculine ones, thats how it works you literally put a wig on them and they look like girls

and no, the action of putting your dick into somehting ISNT gay, being ATTRACTED to it is gay

>>167235641
If the boy has masculine features, you call it a girl. That female is a boy so it's gay to be attracted to it.

>>167235486
>>167235416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWqp-ejhbiU
5 seconds on google, the way to do it is in the comments now fuck off from this thread with the abuse discussion

how do you win with wisp if you aren't in a stack? if you announce you are going to play wisp you still end up having to solo support and have a grand total of zero stuns on your team and no one wants to gank anywhere because they just want to hit creeps to get more creep score for more items so it looks like they contributed more because they have the highest net worth. i really wish i was aborted.

>>167235802
you scream for some shit hero like bristle or necro then you go offlane with him and take the tower at minute 5

then you hope thats enough to win, if you play with bristle stack ancients

>>167235802
This game isn't intended to be played without a stack. People are forcing the solo meme because of the sunk cost fallacy. All the pros, casters and purge are forcing it because of the shekels they gain from being watched by goyim on twitch. Hell half the streamers are playing in a stack.

man that tusk play was legit
fucking zai

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How many times have you guys beaten dark moon?

>>167236296
2

one legit
one techies memes just to see it

>>167236478
Why aren't you going for the gold trophy of 15 wins?
Is it bad to win with techies?

>>167236296
Once on my main and again on my smurf
Both times were techies exploits, with me playing techies both times

I don't have a stack to queue with and I'm tired of going through 30-40 minutes of waves to wipe at 30% yet again

>>167236835
i have no clue what you are talking about, who gives a shit about a trohpy i already can play ranked

Shit girls

Shit game

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>>167236859
>No stack to queue with

>>167236896
>who cares about dark moon I wanna play ranked

Hmm

So when are you going to stop being total garbage and hit 5k anon, then you can just be half garbage.

>>167236956
what i meant was that the only time trophies or whatever matters is for the exp to unlock ranked games

once you have them unlocked they dont matter, no one will ever see them and they dont do anything

>>167236978
It's not like you're going pro or getting money from 5k lmao

>>167237013
They're milestones and achievements. Oh well you're right. No reason to do it constantly.

>11k watching redditdog
>400 watching top3 wester carry FearDarkness

quesiton mark

>>167237072
Bulldog is going to sex her Kreygasm

i want to pee but there are guests in the living room and id have to walk thru it

what the fuck do i do now

>>167237197
Pee your pants

hows it going dotards

>>167237072
bulldog is actually entertaining and if you are going to watch dota you should be watching zai

>>167237704
just eating dinner m8 not much

i put too much tobasco tho im afraid ill have a tummyache

>>167237765
sound like a pussi ass bitch

>>167237072
Bulldog is literally our guy. He even uses 4chan terms like normie and cuck.
Too bad his stream turns to shit whenever he plays with one of the attentionwhores.

>win game
>get lp

Nice game, dotards

when when are they finally going to nerf the shit out of SD luna?

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>when your pudge builds rod of atos

>>167237985
when u git gud, aka never

>>167237765
You'll be fine m8, enjoy the food

>>167238000
people were doing that years ago with eblade when ulti scaled with str

later when eul was the memeitem they did it with euls

now i guess its atos time, nothing new under the sun

>>167237985
>what is lion aoe illusion killer

>>167237985
just learn tinker its hilarious to see them rage in allchat when they cannot push shit and when you later just 1v1 luna with a hex

>>167237985
tinker

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>No autismo Duck Hero

>>167238112
atos has the same range as hook

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i got queue-ban for 5 minutes.
this thread feels sorta dead, what are you dotards doing?

>>167238345
not today

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>Ilexa gets arrested for denying
>left alone in a jail cell for weeks or possibly months
>she proclaims her innocence every chance
>Luna visits
>Ilexa is relieved thinking Luna is there to free her
>"Yes, I’m aware of your innocence, creep. I was the one who had you incarcerated."
>Ilexa is confused
>Luna explains she’s going to kill ilexa and fuck her corpse
>ilexa breaks down crying
>off goes the head
>in goes the futa dick

though the order of those last two points could possibly be reversed

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>>167238438
I need to go to the dentist in about 30minutes

>>167237946
how does a girl stream and not be an attentionwhore

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>>167238547
its ok.
it just like an ant bite.

>>167234964
this stuff actually made me feel so alive!

>>167235175
haha! thanks

>>167238605
By not keep playing with all the popular streamers just to gain attention themselves. Nearly every Dota girl streamer does this, plays with the popular streamers all the time.

You NEVER see this behavior from a male.

>>167238124
>lion will get to 25 before SD luna eat your whole base

oh i am laffin

>>167238605
just by acting normal or let's say "being yourself".
its not hard to read if you're just pretending to be cool.