>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Hello?
first for PL and medusa are the worst carries in the game and if you firstpick them you get dragged to hell and are forced to play in low priority for eternity
>4 posts
>3 of them are OP
third for singsing professional career
Having a slow thread Dotards?
>>167276846
I'm waiting for /scv/ to migrate to gulag
>No IU
why did i ever start dota
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>>167234796
IM GOING TO EAT YOU QT!
here's a pity IP from me to make your thread feel less dead idiots
>>167276489
Sheever shouldn't be cute
But something about her visibly being autistic (and 6'5) charms me to no end. The only female dota personality I can fap to.
Sheever if you are reading this I like to watch you eat. I'm not a fetishist or anything but you are a cute.
>>167277078
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>167277078
She's 6'1
is odpixel still drilling sheevers beaver?
>>167276489Skeever posters still on suicide watch /memo
When is European Dota going to have a cute, half-white/half-asian 8k mid-only female player enter the professional scene?
>>167277012
No, I will eat (You)
>leddits master of ingame mechanics getting triggered beyond belief over pudge hook discussion
For once it's a good show there
>>167277363
Never. The only women who stay in Dota 2 are abuse magnets, meek personality types who can't function in life if they're not being told what to do and treated poorly.
>dota run by shitposters
>d2g run by shitposters
>4chan run by shitposters
>the most powerful nation on earth run by shitposters
>>167277770
who?
chads will win ti7
>>167278072
Bu3nyy
>>167278171
im okay with this
ad finnum seems based
based AF, our guys, enemy of gigaNEETs, cucker of yuros.
>tfw you carry marju to his dark moon win
>>167278720
forgot pic
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
faceless void
techies
>>167279330
you cannot beat dark moon without taht hero. SO i don;t hate it anymore
hitler genocided neets
ur doom is imminent
>G2A are scumbags
lmao
>>167279372
what how you beat it with him?
OUR GUY CLQ IS STREAMING
Guys how to beat voker when he launchs all his suns and meteors?
>>167279505
?
whats the problem
the g2a guy gives a perfectly reasonable response
>>167279652
bait him to the mines and blow him up
Complexity or NP?
Is it wishful thinking for a Complexity 2-0?
>>167279693
>ILL BAN YOU WITHOUT NOTICE THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!
yeah for a 14 years old maybe
>>167280078
?
he's selling fake keys on their marketplace
ofc he's fucking banned
>>167280309
I know you're baiting but even if he did that, why would they just block him from buying and retrieving money, but allowing him to keep selling?
Is Lyn best girl
>>167280554
because losing his money on his account hurts him ?
Why would he be selling fake keys ? To prove a point? The point being that G2A will ban your ass if you are a fucking idiot?
>>167280679
They can't just go the 12-year old route and do illegal things to personally "hurt" him. That's unprofessional and just further underlines g2a's shady practices.
>>167279505
what is g2a?
is battle pong going to be the next big esport?
How do i earn those defense medals at arena duel
>>167278171
daily reminder chad finem is a shit tier team that only managed to place 2nd at the major because of single elimination. they would have been defeated at 12-16th place in an actual real tournament - as is evidenced by their shit being kicked in at the starladder quals.
>>167281493
>NP vs Complexity in 1 minute
somebody post some rare swindlezz
NA dota
>CoL literally playing games that don't even matter since they're not qualifying no matter what
wew lad what the fuck is the point of even playing these games actually
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>>167277369
IM GOING TO EAT EVERY QT IN THIS THREAD!
>Rime
M A X C O M F Y
>>167281498
>>167282058
fuck off rime
how did bulldog get such a qt?
>>167281970
they can ruin NP's chance at qualifying though
>>167282414
>coL loses 4 series in a row to NP
>two months later coL cucks NPs chances at getting to starladder
hype as fuck
Really though, who does Moo want to fuck over more? DC or NP?
based
>>167282918
Why would he hate NP? He was kicked off DC after getting 2nd at TI and after his teammates claimed that there would be no roster changes.
>>167283034
Who wouldn't want to fuck over envy though?
>>167283034
they lost many series to NP late last year
>>167282384
ENDURANCE RUN
I wished Rime casted more. Listening to him just rambling on about fuck all makes me very happy.
>CANCEL
jesus christ
how much do you want to bet somebody on NP offered col to throw these matches on purpose since they don't matter for col
coL's chances are looking low
>>167282918
Fucking DC over is easier since they only have to lose
Reminder that Troll Warlord does NOT WIN GAMES
Col please, just one game
I'm not sure if cancel is throwing or just retarded
>>167283610
thanks for the reminder anon :))
Everlasting reminder
YOU ARE
How does an Ember die to an abaddon and a doom without his ult up?
>>167283891
MILDLY INCONVENIENCED
>>167279539
>You make a big pile of mines
>your team brings invo down to 50k hp
>youmiss the timing and ruin everything, making your teammates hate you
A-a-at least i wasn't the techies.
>>167283891
GOING TO TAKE A BIT OF DAMAGE
Rime makes me want to sleep
>triple remenant into EMP into death
nice
>when the courier dies onscreen and the casters don't say anything
What happens if DC and NP tie in points?
Now the real question is how did DC drop a game to this?
>>167284205
>watching tier 8 dota when fear is streaming
literally why?
>>167284262
dc gets the spot
whats your fav CLQ video?
>>167284324
>watching tier 9 dota when you could watch tier 8 dota or fold laundry
>>167284409
that new one about the forced initiations
>>167284265
Maybe col is just throwing since they won't qualify either way
kotlguy is scaring me guys
Yeah okay Moo doesn't even give a fuck
>moo
>>167284409
Chi Long Qua Casts the Casters
all the ones about putting X player IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER
This is a blatantly obvious throw, from Moo at least
alch is behind doom in networth
can they ban col already for matchfixing
>I just wanna play a Qualifier where I can Qualify
Was Moo always such a whiny little bitch? He seemed like a cool guy while he was on DC
>>167285020
They can't qualify anyway so if they're banned EE still wins.
lmfao digital cucks fans on suicide watch because col don't give a shit.
>>167285020
when non-perus match fix its perfectly fine
>>167285215
getting kicked broke him
>>167285215
>He seemed like a cool guy while he was on DC
hmmm i wonder why he was kicked.........
Our guy Complexity(Waga) lost.
>>167285215
valve portrayed him and his family as cool individuals you can relate to but when you scratch a little you see they're all scummy
>>167285260
I'm not even a DC fan, I'm a CoL fan and this takes me angry. Honestly fuck them if they aren't going to show up with their A game at all officials.
>>167285458
>I'm a CoL fan
now everyone knows you're trolling
>>167285498
some people like the kike
>no kino hero
>>167285294
i hate that faggot since qpad red pandas
>>167285458
>coL
>A game
top kek
>>167285498
>>167285638
I like coL. I just wish they'd stop being such a terrible team
>>167286228
>>167286228
Uh, Twin Peaks is cinéma though?
>>167286261
calm down wehsing it was a long time ago
>>167286261
>Hating on based Waga
finally beat dark moon withtechies
icefrog here, ama
is rime autistic?
>dark moon scoreboard
>half of it is Western Professionals
>the other ragtag Russians with literally no other games than DotA
>>167286680
don't bully rime he's a good boy
>mss
>>167286635
are you still balancing the game or has gaben wrested control from you?
moo trying to dodge the ban
>>167276349
I can't believe Purge is abandoning dota to be an actor
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/two-cbs-shows-are-airing-gaming-focused-episodes-n/1100-6447398/
o wow
>>167287405
>Gaming personalities Morgan Webb and Kevin "Purge" Godec will guest-star on the episode as announcers named Neely and Patrick.
aaaaHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>167287518
>Morgan Webb
Literally who?
Is this finally purges chance to get laid?
>>167287597
he has a gf though
>tfw I build HoD on literally every hero now
>>167287248
still balancing
>>167287405
>The Elementary episode, "Rekt in Real Life," covers the investigation of a gamer who was attacked and killed during a livestream.
> "Rekt in Real Life,"
>>167287405
>Rekt in Real Life.
>>167287467
CoL are dead anyway but what exactly is the deal with this 3 points for 2 wins and 1 point for 1 win system that tournaments just LOVE for Dota 2?
>>167287754
heart of durrasque? :-----DDDDD
>>167287754
But it's only really good on agility carries
>>167287405
>Rekt in Real Life
>>167287928
Literally what every sport does
>>167288021
But why? What does it achieve compared to wincount?
zfreek is a legit good rubik tho
based z god
>>167288016
>BLACKED in real life
>team NP
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>>167286635
will you release whatever jew curse kyle put on his brother so zfreek can join a real team
So did CoL wake up or some shit?
what's with "masterminds" like 1437 and bulba being trash
>>167288127
Game 1 CoL let me down
Game 2 NP let me down
I just want to see some half decent tier 3 dota
>Fear just wants to play a fun game as Troll
I know that feel
>>167288227
to inteligent for there own ability
>envy
>no buyback
>lose game
top kek
>throw the first game
>frosty toad calls
>suddenly play better
I wonder what happened
>envy
>EE is still a professional dota player
>le pick luna and run down lanes
Epic, truly epic
>Swindlezz cucking Envy out of a free lan
thank fucking god
if I hit 6k mmr will I get a north korean gf?
Envy is a fucking joke who just gets lucky
>>167288575
looks like a zelda character
>No support for mid
No wonder they lost.
EE had to farm jungle.
when's the tiebreaker?
Could some wonderful anon please post the sheever feet webm
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>>167288634
Success breeds jealousy
>>167288665
Definitely not tomorrow so sometime next week.
>>167288732
im gonna "eat" your wind
Didn't NP vs DC end in a split last time?
>>167288627
that's cute and sad at the same time
>>167288828
https://twitter.com/breakycpk/status/827346319312375809
It's tomorrow
>>167288617
amen brother
>>167288825
i wonder if that is 2 percent or 1 percent milk
>>167288617
How is it a free LAN when they went 5-2-0? They worked for it
>>167288825sauce
>>167289171
Seeing as everything aside from the DC and CoL Games were ~20 min stomps I'd hardly call that work
>>167288627
i bet she didnt sleept through on how to ride a dick.
whore
Imagine waking up every morning and looking like this
>>167289337
>Imagine
easy
>>167289337
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>I don't look like the average 40-year-old American woman
Thanks, God!
>>167289096
Has to be cream or whole milk at best, it doesn't take that shape if it's actual drinkable milk. That's why her face is like that, someone has tricked her into drinking it.
>>167289417
>Team NP lose a game in 20:12 against a very mediocre NA team with 2 literal meme players
hahaha, NP is a joke
>>167289595
envy is a joke and all his supporters are autists
>>167289595
>EG lose a game in 30:06 against a very mediocre NA team with 2 literal meme players
hahaha, EG is a joke
envy got cucked
that's great
hope DC rapes them tomorrow
le shrac is my waifu
>NP have never lost a series to CoL
>EG lost two series in one day to CoL
NP #1 NA
>pick techies
>since phase 9 do the mines trick
>lose on rounds 13/14 due to sub optimal team picks/ builds
there really is no winning this thing outside of stacks or extreme luck, is there
anyone want to party up and beat dark moon? my friends all raged after they failed to make it to round 10
>>167289283
How does one get to the point of stomping teams in 20 minutes?
It can't be through... hard work, right?
man this sunstrike meteor bullshit is fucking ridiculous
>guy with cropped hentai avatar on my team
>nerdy wh*te voice
every time
>>167288575
Literally in real IRL storm spirit
ALIVE GAME
>>167292467
>reddit tab
>stay back rounds 13/14 to plant mines
>team loses because they can't handle alch or techies
>stick with team to get through rounds 13/14
>we lose because I didn't plant enough mines to kill invoker in 1 shot and now he's just mad as fuck at 1/4th health
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN
>>167292467
>no gay sex with hats on
oh cmon
you even put some reddit tabs
>>167292467
Pervert
>>167293128
>put on
>>167293098
4 stack with non shitters
>>167293098
Tell them not to pull the boss until you get 200 mines down?
>>167292467
>How to climb to 6k MMR reddit tab.
>>167278171
>le reddit team
>>167292467
wtf guys resolution lurks here
meanwhile at bulldog's house
>>167292467
>reddit and 4chan lurker
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/dc/Spir_move_09.mp3
So what are the actual chances of getting the super rare courier from Dark Moon event?
tell me /d2g/, what's the best music pack and why is it the Highlander Music Pack?
Do the Greeks have a chance in Kiev or will Navi finally be back because its their home turf?
>>167294581
i have in game music turned off, who the fuck actually listens to in game music?
>>167288852
>>167294684
EG is going to win Kiev. It isn't even going to be close.
>>167282960
Was that directed at EE? If so, doesn't make sense since they're both Canadians..
>>167292467
>leaf.jpg
A
>>167293098
but the amount of mines that you can plant there are like 35 or some shit, is not that high, better wait him to his last portion of hp to one shot him
>>167295002
eg are unironically pretty shaky though, tons of bad games where they play like shit
sorta like DC
an upset would be pretty easy
>>167295228
Why do you think that is? Sumal too young and he chokes?
Arteezy a degenerate weed smoker and doesn't take his career seriously?
Is it because Cr1t supports his teammates ingame so much IRL he actually hates them?
Is it because Zai gets overlooked?
Is it because Universe will never be let into America again?
>>167294684
No way are Navi going to win. Honestly I think it's pretty open though. I think all the top teams (DC, EG, OG, AF, VP, Wings, Liquid) can take games off teach other.
Our ogre is playing you autistic faggots
>>167295537
Universe is American. The only one even semi-at-risk is Sumail and only in a vague sense like if they expand the Muslim ban to actually include Pakistan (which may happen, who fucking knows) or border security doesn't like him (nobody likes Sumail in person).
>>167295537
>le universe isnt not american meme Xd
universe was born in fucking wisconsin and his parents are american citizens
>>167296457
If you're muslim, youre not not an american you fucking leftist cuck
>3 feeders out of 3 games
This feeling, why does it feel like I fucking want to die????
>>167296737
>>167296828
universe isnt muslim though
>>167296862
you should try to play hearthstone and just relax for a while
>>167296737
The fuck makes you think an American born to a family the emmigrated from INDIA would be Muslim? Are you stupid?
>>167295537
>Cr1t supports his teammates ingames so much IRL he actually hates them
I felt this when I saw crit wouldn't give arteezy any ice cream in the true sight doc. The dick.
>>167296737
>>167296828
>indian decent
>muslim
how stupid are you?
>>167297289
>Islam is the second largest religion in India, with 14.2% of the country's population or roughly 172 million people identifying as adherents of Islam
American education boys
I just fucking love the backback thingy, you can carry wards with you wherever and ward yourself so you farm peacefully. Feels freakin amazing mad
>>167297335
>a country that borders pakistan has a muslim population of over 10%
woah, great detective work there retard
>>167297571
Not so unbelievable that someone of Indian descent (not decent, btw) would be Muslim, huh?
>>167297093
nationhood is based on blood retard
location is birth is irrelevant
the fact traitors want to give citizenship to foreigners doesn't change the fact that they are still not ~one of us~
>>167297038
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>>167297289
>t. al-faruq mohammed
Can't wait till trump ships your ass back to goatfuckistan
>>167297374
yeah :)
>>167297689
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>>167298282
you realize trump is 100% fine with legal immigration right? it was a central tenet of his campaign. why are americans so stupid?
>>167298459
Theres no difference between legal and illegal immigration
All the democrats ever wanted was to legalize the illegals
so clearly he DOES have an issue with legal immigration
>>167298459
>why are americans so stupid?
HOL UP
>*marries 9 year old*
NOW HOL UP
>*throws gay people off buldings*
SO WHAT U BE SAYIN IS
>*films ISIS execution video*
WE SOME FINNA
>*stones wife to death for leaving the house without her hijab*
WE FINNA BE SOME FINNA
>*teaches children to hate and kill all infidels*
AMERICAN CITIZENS?
>>167298871
>Theres no difference between legal and illegal immigration
except for taxation and documentation.
>americans are too stupid to even understand their own laws
color me surprised
>get up too quickly after sitting down for an hour
>room starts spinning
>repeat thishttps://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/71/Invo_move_08.mp3in head until spinning stops
why in the fuck does oracle wear that slut makeup
>>167298976
literally nothing wrong with any of those things though
>>167299017
Are you ok, like in the head bucko.
>>167298356
Just helping out, friend. :)
>>167299008
illegals pay all the same taxes as anyone else
and they have most of the same documentation except for stuff like birth certificates because ofc they are illegals
>Resolut1on calling NA pubs a joke
LuL
hows hotd working for you?
>>167299949
p gewd
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
ARTEEZY IS STREAMING
>>167300168
thx senpai
>>167299531
No, they don't.
Without an SSN the IRS has no way to verify their income and as a result they almost always declare it as $0. It's also nearly impossible to keep a criminal record on them, because again, no SSN. They aren't allowed to work almost any job at all except absolute minimum skill positions where they can be paid under the table, and they can only go to college (i.e. get the training needed for most jobs) in California. Moreover there is no vetting on illegal immigration so if you didn't want to adapt to American culture and proceed to kill women for not wearing religious headwear, you could immigrate illegally and become a welfare queen whereas that wouldn't be allowed in legal immigration. It's the lack of filtration on refugees which put Europe in the shitter as we can see RIGHT NOW. Britain left, France is possibly up next, and that would essentially disband the EU.
late night arteezy stream is comfy desu
>>167300786
the lack of filtration is the good thing, the problem is so bad it can't be ignored
Same for Illegals in the US
Now look at Canada, the immigrants there are mostly "decent", so noone in Canada wants to reduce immigration
resolution has 165153135 apm but he misses a shit ton of CS so whats the point
What colour is this?
>>167301315
light blue
>>167301315
bathroom
>>167301315
sky blue
>>167301315
green blue
>>167301315
teal
>>167301431
>>167301702
>>167301983
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>>167302413
>tfw they take the bait
>pudge
why?
Isn't Madara a pro player?
Why is he so shit?
>>167276349
Oh shit, still using this image? l m a o
nice
here's how you win with pubs:
Axe - vanguard, 2x shivas
Bristle - vanguard, shivas, octarine
PA - lots of single dmg
Sniper - lots of single dmg
Techies - the cheese
>>167304634
>monkey king bar
>monkey king hero
>black king bar
>no black king hero
???
>>167304847
>what is monkey king
shitskin ape primate king there you go
>got carried on darkmoon and got my dank chicken emote
dotards!
YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME FORCED 50 DOESN'T EXIST, 5-0 YESTERDAY, START MY DAY WITH A 4 MINUTE AFK RIKI AND MY TEAM FEEDING 20 KILLS BY 15 MINUTES
What to do if the enemy has annoying "safe" pushers in every lane?
>Lone Druid top
>Invoker mid
>Weaver bot
>If you stop defending then you lose a tower
>If you gank one of them then you lose a tower
>If you push and kill a tower then you lose 2 towers
How to possibly win?
>>167305313
deathball at 15 minutes and end the game
>>167305061
>get dota emoticons
>never talk to anyone that is not on discord
>never get to use them
When will dota emoticons be upgraded to steam account emoticons?
>>167305313
don't be 2k mmr?
farm properly?
kill them?
>>167305254
Forced 50 isnt real
I just did
>>167305862
I'm going to strange your soul
>got carried in darkmoon by a peruvian 5stack who already beat it before
>pretty sure one was ever a girl
oh well at least i have a win on my account
probably worth nothing but whatever
rip rtz
when does bulldong and his gf stream start?
lol
Only 9 inches?
>be mid
>the jungler solo uses your shrine
>>167305254
>forced 50 isnt real
of course its real.
>>167305254
Forced 50 isn't real, it's always been a coping mechanism for people who don't want to take any blame for losing.
People need to need realise that if you don't make an actual effort to improve then your MMR will barely budge or just go down.
>spend all evening playing against unfair bots with random heroes hoping someday ill git gud
im i the only one?
Does anyone have the image edit of Anti Mage with the whole "bologna tongue delitized" meme?
>>167308317
You can't deny the fact that you will get streaks of good or shitty teammates.
If you look at a your win/loss trend It can go strait up or down for multiple games. If you look in all those games you will see that in most cases your entire team was doing good or bad depending on if you are on a winning or losing streak.
Unless you think I for some reason double in skill to win 13 games in a row and then somehow lose it all a few days later in which case what is the secret to holding onto it all?
>>167309014
rofl dude just make a smurf if you want to practice
Hello dotards.
>>167309014
>im i the only one?
yes, it's fucking awful
Wait has anyone seen xyclopz since the girl incident?
Why the fuck are lumi and eosin casting tier Z SEA games
This aint right
I miss him
>>167309378
>You can't deny the fact that you will get streaks of good or shitty teammates.
yes, that's how randomness works, you'll have streak of head or tails too if you toss a coin long enough
none of that has anything to do with forced 50 so stop blowing hot air
BULLDONG STREAM
WHEN
>>167308317
In no reality was that a winnable game by any stretch
in any case, next game, reasonably competent team, easy as fuck win just farm the jungle until battlefury->manta->aghs and it's GG
>they took my bruno
>they took my toby
>they took my yames
>they took ayesee
>they took my xyclopz
there's nothing left to fucking take anymore
>>167309540
Tossing a coin would be entirely luck based. There is an entire matchmaking system in place here and it just coincidentally sticks you with people who argue or intentionally feed for 5 games in a row and then a good team who communicates and preforms all their roles well for 5 in a row? If it was one single person then yea luck of the draw but 4 random people who are either all good or all bad multiple times in a row is not luck based. That is the system doing some shit. Maybe if the game sees you lost a bunch lately it will put higher skill players on your team or if you are winning it will stick you with people who have lost a lot to help them win but that would be forced 50.
It doesn't outright make you lose but it definitely affects the allies you get. Why else would matchmaking take 4 minutes if it was just sticking you with 9 other random people in your area?
h-hello?
>>167309945
>There is an entire matchmaking system in place here
more hot air blown
the matchmaking system doesn't favor or disfavor you especially, so yes it is exactly a coin toss whether or not you get the better team
>>167309909
You forgot our one true king
>>167309945
>4 random people who are either all good or all bad multiple times in a row
holy delusion batman
you are literally too bad at the game to understand that people have a much harder time to shine in a losing game and way more opportunities for good plays in winning games
seriously, stop posting your brainlet opinion, it's kinda gross
>In lp because I tilted too hard after several early lost matches
Great oracles of d2g tell me the answer to be immune from tilt
>>167283610
A reminder to play Troll Warlord as both a core and support.
>>167310035
>the matchmaking system doesn't favor or disfavor you especially
I didn't say me especially. It does it for everyone. It doesnt stick the bad players with you to make you lose but instead puts you with them to help them win which in turn gives you a lower chance of winning.
Valve obviously wants everyone to win sometimes no matter how bad they are or else people would get tired of losing and stop playing. How better to do that then through player matching?
can't wait for the bulldog stream
>>167310458
you're gonna stay shit as long as you keep that attitude boyo
>>167310562
And what is your winrate Anon? You must be 70 or 80% right?
>>167310729
currently, yes
pooper status: destroyed
>>167310916
I figured you wouldn't show your win rate because it would prove you are around 50%
Its okay to admit you "coincidentally" win around half of all your games Anon.
Why I just checked every player in my last 10 matches on dotabuff and they range from 49.31 to 53.73 winrate.
Even the really good players who singlehandedly won their games and the 3-11 void who bought 2 stout shield and kept them in his backpack the entire game have around 50% winrate.
>>167311314
>I figured you wouldn't show your win rate
are you retarded? can you not count the green dots and do a division?
>Why I just checked every player in my last 10 matches on dotabuff and they range from 49.31 to 53.73 winrate.
that would be the point of a matchmaking system you inbred moutbreather
>>167311398
>that would be the point of a matchmaking system you inbred moutbreather
So you agree that the matchmaking system does maintain a winrate of around 50%.
4 YEARS FROM NOW DIRE SIDE WILL BE CALLED ATTACKERS AND RADIANT SIDE WILL BE CALLED DEFENDERS
>>167311624
yes, which has nothing to do with your previous claim
even more hot air
jeez anon you really are worthless
>>167311624
wait a minute, you are aware that unranked has a MMR too, right?
right?
>>167311662
Too late Anon. Everyone in this thread can see that you fucked up and agreed that forced 50 is indeed real.
Luckily for you this is a dead thread and there are only like 6 people in here so you don't have to be too embarrassed about it.
If I just played the event for the daily bonus, how many games/hours would it take for an item?
>>167311825
that's not what "forced 50" is you tard
you already played you last card by asking me to show you my winrate
you lost
just like you lose at DotA so fucking hard you're some unranked shitler too scared of the ladder to play ranked
>b...but I don't care about MMR, it's just a number
yeah sure that's why you obsess over your winrate lmao loser
k
y
s
I wish Luna's Scepter upgrade was global.
>>167311398
>can you not count the green dots and do a division?
>implying one can do this without a y-axis
>>167312143
yes, you can
holy shit you were actually retarded all along
>>167310417
How much would it effect gameplay if playing on dire the maps and camera was oriented so that Dire was on bot instead of top
>>167311939
>the game keeping you winning 50% of the time is not the forced 50
Just stop Anon, you are embarrassing yourself now.
I tried to ignore your badly cropped chart with no values to spare you the shame of everyone seeing how easily I saw through it but if you insist on bringing it up again I will show you mine.
Now I am off to lift while watching Ted Talks to improve both my body and mind. Enjoy knowing I got the last word as well.
>>167312183
You have four choices:
1. Link your DOTABUFF
2. Give us a fucking y-axis
3. Show us how with your infinite mathematical wisdom, or
4. Fuck off
>>167312241
How do you get this graph btw?
>>167312241
>>167311939
>yfw these idiots wont stop fighting and will shit up the general until they both decide to leave "on their own terms" and lick their wounded ego wondering who indeed came out ontop concerning a mathmatetical algorithym sorting players of the worlds most competetive and balanced multiplayer game to date.
>>167312241
>the game keeping you winning 50% of the time is not the forced 50
yes, it's entirely different from your claims in >>167309945
>that chart
try to watch a TED talk on statistical significance, since you apparently can't read and need to be fed information through wikipedia-level popsci youtube videos for pseudointellectual brainlets
>>167312326
My MMR has LITERALLY nothing to do with the discussion at hand, and whatever the number on the left are, some salty bitch who can't carry itself will tell "oh my god you're only X MMR that's so bad"
get fucking good and stop blaming your teammates you shitstain
>>167312414
t. 2k shitstain who does not deserve to have an opinion or interject on this general, period.You need to go back.
>>167312407
>le middle man of balance and wisdom
fuck off
salty bitch complained that you can't maintain a positive winrate
I proved him wrong
that's the end of it
also I'm a better person than he is and he's probably not white
>>167312414
>My MMR has LITERALLY nothing to do with the discussion at hand
>get fucking good
>dodging such a simple task
>>167312463
>>167312504
what's your dotabuff?
>>167312138
its already too good
>>167312535
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/350589223
big fucking deal.
>>167312535
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/3
>>167312649
>only plays unranked
>still obsess over a number
doing it wrong
mirana
>>167312729
I need to git gud this patch before I do more ranked.
>>167312837
is shit
>play solo support vs 3 invis heroes
>buy as many wards as i can
>lose horribly
>our mid goes on a spastic rampage about how shit of a support i am because we had 2 obs in stock 25 minutes into the game
>he then goes on to call me shit because opendota says i have a 40% winrate
>opendota says i played 20 games in total
which one of you was this
>>167312878
nigga you get gud by playing ranked
>want to do quests
>every fucking game the enemy team has a fucking slark
>have to abandon quests and tryhard or we just get farmed non-stop
wow, great game, fucking awesome
>performance enhancer wore off
>starts to play horribly
>constantly dozes off while ingame
>lose 100 mmr
DOOOTAAAAAARDS
>>167313350
fucking energy drinks
>>167313350
Just get coffee or black tea
>>167313350buy more ritalin
>get intentional feeder on team
>someone on enemy team ahittalks all game
>next game
>intentional feeder on his team
Any better feeling, dotards? Happens every 50 or so games for me
>>167313350
hey little girl, you want some "Dota Crystals"?
it will stimulate your brain to wake up the "Dota-Pro" inside you.
hehehehehe
>>167313864
What about some dots lean? codeine enhancement
>>167313629
Cawfee?
>>>/pol/110800828
adelaide?
Hi dotards
>>167282384
she's just a gold digger for his followers. just like the ones before her were.
>>167315417
atleast he got some pussy this time
is it possible to become a dotards master without abusing your vessel that you borrowed and a gift from God?
>>167315694
>shit taste
>religious
Pottery
>>167315605
>implying he doesn't have a cuckshed where he watches her having fun with the local immigrant gang
Is it possible to let units follow your hero with just a right mouse click? Whenever I enchant a creep with dominator I have to press "M" (move) -> Click on hero I want him to follow.
When I play juggernaut it works just the way I want on the healing ward (no need to press "M" for "move" and follow)
>you can self cast storm ult to proc overload with affordable mana to benefit your whole family
why is this allowed
>>167313629
>coffee or black tea
Black tea having more caffeine is a myth. The largest factor is the age of the tea leaves. younger leaves have more caffeine. How long you steep your tea is also a huge factor as the caffeine takes a while to seep out of the leaf so if you just steep for 30 seconds you will hardly get any while a 5 minute steep will result in a much higher caffeine content.
I recommend some nice oolong. With a good oolong you can use the same leaves for multiple infusions resulting in a steady intake of caffeine to keep you alert whereas drinking coffee for a similar length of time would result in a massive crash.
Look for some Dong Ding oolong as an entry level oolong. It has a nice mellow, slightly floral flavor without a lot of bitterness.
>>167313350
>>167313525
>>167313629
>>167315694
>>167316171
I WILL CONSUME YOUR FACE CUTIES
>>167315013
gwintee
>>167313821
Fuck yes.
>6.86
>have a shitty 2 stack
>Arc Warden goes supp, no wards no pulling doesn't midas to semi-core
>safelane CK won't fucking farm and went a vlads
>the Arc Warden is complaining all game
>I tell him to stfu and pls do something
>they both go on me
>queue next game
>they're both on the other team
>I go jungle Veno, lvl 4 by 5mins
>gank the mid SF (AW), he dies and we take tower in a minute. He tries to stop it by tping mid alone and dies again
>his CK friend went roaming Riki, no wards no impact all game
>the SF is 1-17 and buys pipe because he's retarded
>Riki says to excuse his friend because he's drunk
>I retort: if he's drunk then what's your excuse for being shit?
>SF says something about being drunk on synthol
>I tell him that synthol is the oil bodybuilders inject into their skin to look bigger
>feel intellectually superior and am better than them ingame
I will look fondly back on this memory on my deathbed
>>167316591
any other stories of glorious dotes redemption?
@LyricalDota @TrentPax
>>167316693I played against techiesit wasnt worth it
>>167316171
I can now punish ningens and make them pay more for their sins.
Today I grind... M-M-R
>>167316693
>play with 4 stack
>they are all friendly
>make some good jokes
>good communication
>game is actually fun for once
>next game
>they are on enemy team
>I am stuck with 2 2 stacks
>team starts arguing at 3 minutes into the game
>shittalking in allchat nonstop
>tell the 4 stack they where fun to play with and I miss them already
>one of them says "sorry to see you stuck with that team"
>finish losing horrible
>never see them again
did they fix le ebin techis bug? can't seem to put q on one another :c
>>167317740
yes it was fixed yesterday
does anyone play this shit game any more?
>People tryharding dark moon in pubs
Round 5 and throw lol
>>167317768
niga last game i saw some fagit doing it, just tryied it myself and it doesn't work. so it wasn't fixed yesterday more like 30minutes ago.
>>167317791
>comes on at 4AM to bait
hi dotard, how was your match?
>>167317813
it's always yesterday 30 minutes ago somewhere in the world.
>>167317813
You are probably doing it wrong because you are not smart enough to figure it out yourself.
You cannot place mines ontop of each other. If however you where to place a mine outside of the maps boundries then it would be placed at the closest viable point instead.
You need Aether lense and the increased cast range talent and then place mines outside of the map to stack them.
>>167317791
hey dont call my game "shit"
>>167317901
thanks famalam, will try again and hopefully ruin yet another game
motpax is os fucking dumb
>>167316136
Damn that picture is kinda hawt.
Who's this cosplayer? Got any source? Reverse image leads to clash of clan but it's clearly WR.
Is it this girl? pic related
>>167318103
What are those gross sacs of fat doing on her chest?
>>167316693
>aus server
>pinoy 4 stack
>playing against a chinese 5 stack
>be ogre magi, prepared for hard 5 role
>invoker is afk for 4 mins
>other undying supp is now a core and solos offlane
>someone else is mid
>up against trying offensive trilane
>me and safelaner get wiped because i'm just an ogre
>gg end already
>invoker comes back after 4mins and goes offlane
>they're all shittalking in broken english after every kill
>game goes on for another hour
>on the ropes the entire time
>actually one of the most intense and high skilled games I ever played since everyone in the game is playing like a god
>they're still shittalking
>them: learn to play invoker or do i need to teach you
>invoker: if i lose i will literally fly to china and eat all of your shit
>down to one bot melee rax
>we get wiped
>mass buyback
>we hold and reverse wipe
>holy fucking tapdancing jesus on a stick
>we death march mid lane
>the pinoys are all shittalking in both tagalog and english, caps lock
>the chinese have stopped typing in english and are typing in chinese with stuff like "go fuck your slut mother" and "shit-skins are full of shit"
>am chinese and heart is beating out of my chest so i can read everything
>we wipe again on their buybacks
>my team: in the Philippines we don't say GG, we say quit dota because you're all shit
>tree of life falls and everyone's still shittalking 5 mins after the game's done (1hr15m game)
I've never looked down on anyone because of their race ever since in dota.
Maybe except for aussies, they're all still shitter tier and don't know when and when not to use their mics
>>167318160
>>167316136
>she will never eat my pickle after some vodka shots
googlin how to hangman's noose knot as we speak
>>167318160
Actually good point. It's not the same girl on this picture she is a little more chubby.
The drinking vodka wr has very thin arms.
>151,000 player loss between 7.00 and now
Really dries my pineapple
>russian internet
Dota noob with only a hundred hours here. Can BoT be used with tp scroll? Like say you tp bot with boots then clear the wave and come back fountain with the scroll? Or will that make the scroll go on CD?
Singsing is streaming dotards
>>167318515
scroll is on cd
don't hesitate to test things (use the demo hero to get in the test lobby)
How do I do well late game with my man Arc Warden? I can win my lane and get easy kills till about the 25 minute mark, but then a drop off quite hard and struggle in team fights
I realise hes not the best doter but lightning spaceman is so fun
haha... i love teamfights
...
can someone please post on reddit to let valve know that VP should never be allowed in pro dota again for cheating? they have more pause time than play time. it's not even tactical anymore, they just treat the rest of the scene like shit for their amusement. please post to reddit.
>>167318590
>teamfights
You should be busy throwing clones at towers forcing the enemy team to choose between the teamfight or saving half their base.
>>167318551
thanks qt
Holy shit Effect, don't share your pause time. Take this default win and go next.
Even misery didn't do this for FDL for the TI6 qualifiers
great patch dotards
>>167318708
Would desolator, travels and necro be a good choice to split rat?
>>167318717
RITSU BLOWN THE BTFO
>be in the biggest esport organization, which owns VP, Navi & SK
>still have third word internet without any backup plan
L M A O
>>167318754
You wanna team fight with necro though, for those sweet scythe finishes
>>167318747
this desu senpai
>>167318794
necronomicon ya dingus
I like being new to doto and low mmr. It makes 3v5s from the beginning possible.
>>167318861
>27 kills
that pudge must feel pretty great desu
bravo VP
Tards of the do amiright? Haha
>You can now beat dark moon with 3 intelligence heroes, two agility heroes and no tankers
Leshrac and techies are too valuable desu.
>>167319106
>>167319224
You can beat darkmoon with literally anything + techies
>>167319236
Are you angry do-tard? XD xD xd
>>167319106
Does satania deserve all that bullying?
>>167319106
>>167319305
You need to go back >>>/a/
/ourguys/ Effect are doing it
Guys, why is sing bad at every game he plays?
dOTA 2!!!!
>>167319674
he's a dumb grindmonkey
>SD / Luna
Nice patch dotards, fresh meta
dOTA 2!!!
dOTA 2!!!!!!
dOTA 2!
>>167319767
what is bf ember or basically just ember of any type
dOTA 2!!!!
Does anyone get the wobbles/anxiety when playing a non-comfy role or hero? I never play mid and just played a mid invoker (haven't played him in 6 months) and it was bad. Not feeding bad, but not playing to the best of my ability bad. I just got so focused on not fucking up that I fucked up. I consider myself a good player on my comfy heroes, but how do I not fuck up heroes that I know fairly well but am not comfy on?
Effect are DOING IT
dOTA 2!!!!!
dOTA 2!!!!!!!!!!
dOTA 2!!!!!!
>Effect 2 - 0 VP
hahahah disband already!!! exposed!!
dOTA 2!!!!
What's your favourite series this season?
dOTA 2!!!!!!
dOTA 2!!!!!!!!!
When is valve going to Nerf monkey king? Does icefrog need another 6 months to realize he is broken?
>wake up
>no bulldong stream
dOTA 2!!!
>>167320424
At least if they could fix the massive fps drop everytime he cast his ult
>>167319994
Try your hardest every game, watch replays and theorycraft on strategies.
Eventually it will come to you that this is the normal.
>>167320424
i personally think he's fine
hehe...
hehehehe....
dOTA 2!!!!!!!!!!!
>>167320424
Weaver is the biggest plague of this patch
dOTA 2!!!!
the dota 2 gulag
>>167320887
no day 9 joke?
fucking kids these days have no creativity.
brain damaged animeNEETs
>>167320515
I'm EE levels of tryhard, just not with the mechanics to back it up. How do I get over anxiety (even in unranked) and play heroes or strats I'm not used to?
>>167320483
the lag is so ridiculous
you cannot make any counterplays to MK's ult like hooking him out of it or whatever because you lag so badly during it
>>167318590
Just get Bloodthorn, you can solo Rosh with it, because you can use it 3 times. CD is 11, duration is 5, so you use it with your main, then your clone then your main again, you only need to pop Rosh's linkens once
so what's next?
>iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
>iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
>iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
>iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
iceiceice just started streaming Dota 2.
>>167320424
]Weaver and Techies exist m8
GOD DAMMIT HE WAS TESTING ONLY
FUCK YOU DARYL
I'm glad anime isn't one of my personality traits.
>>167322194
link
What is the actual appeal of core venge?
>>167322489
/iceiceice
it was a test only it's off already
BIG
BLACK
>>167322628
Really good stat gain and shit, idk
>>167322628
Fighting early with le epic armor reduction xD
if the next hero isn't a loli hero I'm literally uninstalling for good.
fucking league has one for fuck sakes
>mark on map offlane razor with ogre because good counter for enemy team
>suddenly the support lich start yelling along with ogre
>"whats wrong, retards,lich supports the AM, and i go offlane"
>"I WANT OGRE CARRY, WE FRIENDS, GO AWAY"
>offlane trilane because i'm the only one who can't support in this lane
>lose because their off sylla got freefarm and our Am was underfarmed
team ooga
where "don't match me with 14 year old peruvian stacks" button at?
>MFW i get carried in Dark Moon by techies mine exploit
Match 2970125988
>joindota says AF and B) are about to play
>stream links to Spirit LQ
>AF B) match is off joindota frontpage
i'm confused am I missing B) debut or not
>>167323285
>Pandering to pedophiles
I'm glad valve didn't go this route
>>167323285
dota has a loli already
>>167323285
I would be cool with a loli hero if she aged in real time
>>167323483
>What is Tiny?
Do you even play this game?
>>167323651
do you know how to read?
by "age in real time" i mean:
>loli released in 2017, age 6
>5 years later the model has changed and the character is 11
nigga it'd be so cool
what is up
What is los
What is going on my coposters and confidents of the dota 2 gulag
When is the next digitized sports outing so that we can truly 4chan post on a non dead thread
>>167317337
>>167323483
too much work for valve
we got ESPORTS baby (watch fata team)
>>167323771
You seriously expect Valve to release a new hero model each year? We're lucky to have a new hero a year
>>167323916
of course i don't expect unreasonable shit, i figured if we were making shit up we could at least be creative
>>167323976
Your idea is shit either way
Who's your favorite closet gay hero?
>fata stack first game
>playing carry venge
AHHHHHHHH
>>167324051
well, oracle is my favorite hero in general, so i guess the answer to your question is oracle.
>>167323810
anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.
he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.
"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG
>>167324051
Invoker I guess
>Feero
literally who?
Maybe Feero is the EU inyourdream
One can only hope
>ThuG
>39 cs 21 denies
pogchamp
$$167324138
$$167323810
nobody cares about you
>fata
>venge
disband when
>forev and yapzor on the same team
we don't deserve something so beautiful
>everyone wants out so they all try
>nobody can threaten to report
>lots of americans and bants
>hero 'main'ers are BTFO
Valve tried to punish me, but they ended up showing me the light. LP is actually the best place in dota2. I wish I could queue LP voluntarily.
>open stream
>capitalist casting
>close stream
>>167313191
falling for the ranked meme LMAO
>>167324858
you can
retard
>>167324887
>read that cap is casting
>open stream
Thanks familia
>>167324887
cap isn't that bad
>godz
ugh
Why isn't lacoste casting?
So Forev left Secret because he didn't like Secret's playstyle
and the next team he goes on is a Fata-stack where Fata plays the anchor carry and Feero's an untested mid-player who was 20 denies behind a T2/3 mid Thug
Righto.
Who /goingtoTi7/
>>167325161
Not w33ha
>>167325157
Watching secret barely winning and losing like braindeads in the major qualy I cant blame him. He knew he didnt have future in that team and probably wanted to test some new opportunity.
>>167325157
this team is nothing like shitrekt what are you talking about? fata yapzor and forev are actually good.
>>167325132
Cause he has the charisma of a fucking brick
>slark dies against 2 proximity mines at level 5
talk about balance...
>>167325420
fuck slark
Carry venge strats aka "one make one mistake, I take your entire base" strats.
nice tactical pause. feero shit on greece.
>>167325420
You can literally farm mines you dumb anime poster
nice fucking pause
what a pathetic team
>All these Jordanian niggas are god at Dota.
What the fuck.
>>167325701
are they muslims brothers or christians? that's teh real question
>>167325548
i guess you're right
>>167325596
its actually quite hard
>>167325701
miracle yapzor and feero all played together locally. i'm not surprised.
>doubting Venge carry
>cap calls secret a tier 1
>godz mentions feero has played for tier 2
casters don't know what tiers mean. feero has played tier 3 teams prior to this at best. i bet these dumb idiots think ad finem and liquid are tier 1 too.
Why are they doing GSL groups in the damn qualifiers. They better round robin in the actual tournament or my hate for starcraft will grow even further.
>>167325774
You're quite hard :3
>>167325897
they also mentioned feero as a NA player, which, uh, idk they're retarded. he's played for e lab and like, idk, other eu teams? fuck these casters are so fucking stupid.
>>167325994
They're both 6k mmr.
>completely fluke out reaching the boston grand finals due to no lower bracket
>turn to a tier 3 team again
>2 series a day
>for a qualifier
why the fuck
>>167326069
They beat EE and DC fair and square at Boston.
>>167326139
Neither of which are amazing accomplishments
>wake up
>realise im shadowpooled
>>167326197
DC was good at 6.88
>>167326197
>Neither of which are amazing accomplishments
They are for a team that never qualified for a valve event before.
>>167326259
shadowpool is where valve sends the item farming bots you retard
>>167325916
>>167326139
>beating fEEder
not surprising
>beating Newbee and DC
how??? i don't get how such a mediocre team got away with this???
>>167318103
yes its the same girl.
Trust me bro,I know this stuff.
>>167326197
EE can beat EG albeit unreliably. So yes it is an accomplishment
>>167326384
They can win vs tier 1 teams but choke against shitters. It's a new phenomenon.
>>167326390
Man, they beat them in a """"bo1"""" while EG beat them in 3 bo3s and 1 bo5.
Get the fuck out with that shit.
>>167326384
>beating Newbee and DC
those teams underestimated them though momentum also was a big factor.
>>167326486
Yeah he won see?
EE is a part time winner.
poop game
>>167326556
fuck off EE dicksucker
>every game he goes the same build
>watched 2 games
oh fuck off
>>167326556
I feel like some people are here because they always get downvoted when they post on reddit for posts exactly like this.
trinks is not the captain we need
7.02 when, I can't deal with all this LD Ember QoP faggotry
>>167326910
actually he is the captain we need but not the one we deserve.
>>167327013
kill yourself and buy the fucking battle pass
>>167321697
Just queue, don't get swept up in if you win or lose, rather as long as you are improving in some aspect it shouldn't matter.
forev is so good
He had a chance to double roar them..
That's an 8k panic-play right there
>>167325764
>Amer Al barqawi
>christian
You serious nigga? Also yapz and feero are Muslim, by name at least.
>>167327437
>by name
that says nothing except for how little you understand of jordanians and their culture.
also who gives a shit
>>167327508
>also who gives a shit
Who else?
>>167327508
I'm Jordanian lmao
>some anon is literally arguing with me about my own culture
You need to check your privilege :^)
>madara
>le walk in and die guy
why AF shit again?
>>167327807
AF always loses to t3 teams, they're like c9
>>167327807
no epic ecelebs to jerk over like EG or Secret
>>167327807
individually each of them are capable of some crazy plays but as a team they work fucking terribly together. right now they're getting manhandled even though they control the networth because they let the other team make the first move and try to be reactionary but they're just way too transparent. it's like watching a peru team honestly.
>>167328041
Omar owns though.
JUST
>>167327807
Boston was a fluke.
343 cant hit a fucking stun but B) are playing an opera while AF listen to the wheels on the bus so it doesn't matter
dont stack stuns kids
>>167328041
Feels like they're the new MVP except everyone is a bit less skilled.
Either way I'm curious where fata-stack is in the EU region. They're probably just like NP or coL, behind DC and EG. Don't think we'll see them at lan 2bh
has the techies exploit been patched yet
I feel like winning some dark moon games
>>167328482
no probably not. only one team gets to go from the quali and i don't think B) will be quite good enough to outplay Liquid, but I also don't think anyone else in this region is very good either, so who knows. I mean CoL would massacre the EU qualis.
>>167328485
you have to buy the battle pass first though
>>167326338
Nah, I've had people leave and abandon every fucking game today. That simply can't be anything other than shadowpool.
>>167328436
But wasn't the easymode patch supposed to make it impossible to stack stuns and lower muh skill ceiling?
Balance in all things
>all these fucking wards
jesus chriiiist ad finem
20 sec respawn
BALANCE
feero did nothing in that fight besides transform inside the wall
They just chased 3v4 uphill without their initatiors into a ds/sniper/riki..
When thug goes ham ad finem win games, when he chokes they lose.
>get a fucking farm vacuum BF ember on my team like it's 2016
>sucks up all the farm gets a pick every now and then mostly useless
>suddenly buys a rapier for no reason
>feeds it almost instantly
>starts talking about other people's KDAs
Reminder that forced 50 IS NOT, I repeat: NOT, REAL.
Lol Bears has the most broken draft in dota right now and they're losing.
goddamn Forev is good at Nyx. His stuns are amazing for the backswing he has
>>167288852
it's a north korean, basically a hollow husk of a human being experiencing real life for the first time way past the point where all that important stuff is learned as a kid
i'd fuck it long as the nork government didnt circumcise her or some shit
>>167325807
whyd you pos1 such an easy to counter hero??
Anyone else ready for /are boys/?
Is FATA dumb or what? Just get a fucking blademail
>>167329528
>buys a blademail
>sniper kills someone else instead
>ember, now without backline, is killed on follow up
no
Why are our casters so bad? Lysander is one thing, but Godz has been doing this for ages and he sucks
When are we going to get a high fantasy remodel for Drow?
Dota 2 has drifted so fucking far from its initial aesthetic. Most heroes have hat selections that are mostly high fantasy or oriental. Drow's outfit and face paint looked bad, even when it was thematically sound.
>>167329528
I can't tune in, whats going on?
>not watching ingame where fata got a bladememe 10 minutes ago
>>167329637
buy a blademail and win the game bitch
>>167329647
Here's the full list of good play by play casters:
Tobi
Here's a full list of good analyst casters:
Merlini
>>167329708
B) won game 1 and just breached high ground pretty well in game 2. they've had roshan control and they've lost maybe two or three teamfights the entire series, i'd say it's a convincing 2-0.
>>167329847
>no syndereN
>no draskyl
senpai
bear team comp in the late game is bullshit
LD is a better sniper
Meme Spirit holy fuk when will IF nerf this shit
Jakiro 4 seconds aoe stun on a 9 sec cd lul
>4 forcestaffs
>>167330012
>4 ways to save people
>>167329880
>>167329738
so in the end his ember wasn't countered? or somebody contested him at some point?
why would you build blade isntead of weil 9/10?
>Anime watcher is a godawful carry
Huh, wan't expecting that
>>167330139
he's the only player with high individual skill on AF
>forev's stuns
>reddit is finally whining about pudge being broken
finally, he can get nerfed, fuck that faggot nigger hero
reddit spy out
Wonder if AF will get a direct invite to Kiev
>>167330078
you can build both, which he did.
>>167330169
forev's networth was actually really low and he was pretty underfarmed after midgame but fuck dude his stuns were beautiful
>>167329330
Yes, sir
DCucks are going down
so I went over all the teams in the CIS qualifier and Illidan is not in any of them, did he finally retire?
>>167330139
nah,his mechanic is godlike,but the decision making or the ability to read the game-not so much
Just like every Protagonist Villain anime character
>>167330272
he's playing for F5
>>167305646
>tfw no rare trump emote
>>167330260
hahaha holy shit are those glasses real
>>167305646
>doesn't go to /vg/ chat
>LD can run around at perma 550ms and have 900 attack range and a bear that can tank, slow, stun and root
>but that's not enough so let's give him -50s respawn time at level 20 as well so you can't ever stop him from split pushing
My god this hero is so dumb.
>>167330474
vg chat is just shitters bragging about cheesing invoker, im pretty sure if you expose yourself enough to that place your iq and mmr will start decaying
>>167330556
they really didnt think hard about the talents, just slapped shit onto every hero hoping they would work out
>>167330178
>reddit will stop once hook doesnt stop cyclones
no, it wont
>alliance still exists
Anyone got the template for the blacked pic?
I need it for reason.
>>167331006
>>167331006
is it because Purge is going to be in a show called "Bull"
>>167331050
why is kevin so bad at math now? he seems to be getting old
>>167330989
hey Loda need to feed his wife son
this game has broken me. im on a nonstop tilt. do i just need to stop playing for a few days?
guys do you think slacks lurks here?
>he thinks icefrog was fired
>>167331046
Don't have the transparent background?
It'll do I guess.
>>167331240
small balance changes take longer
>>167316247
I never said black tea has more caffeine than coffee or anything like so, dont put words into my mouth anon.. And ideal soaking time for black tea is 3 - 7 mins
can someone do me a solid.. im looking for the old (TI3 era?) collage pic of the super long iG vs DK game with all the Godz tweets about how he loves farming and chinese dota
cant find it anywhere for some reason
Uhh....Dotards?
>>167316247
>>167331337
dring yur koko on 7k7
translator's note: "couch" means balance
>>167331430
as expect of 10 billion playerbase
>>167331637
>he has level 25
If ppd and fata stacks qualify to DAC, what does it say about western doto?
>>167330989
babyknight is on c9
it's a weird world
>>167331740
if fata stack qualifies, idk. i mean, it's a serious pro team that got together to win, and it features some proven players who have qualified and competed for a while.
if ppd stack qualifies though? with boris, jeyo and chessie? a stack designed to play for fun? that says a lot.
nerf pudge
nerf shadow demon (stop nerfing illusions)
nerf lone druid's talents
nerf ember spirit's talents
nerf necrophos
nerf luna's glaives
nerf SF's souls damage talent
nerf weaver
delete 3 of the 5 shrines inside each base
make shrines unavaiable until 5:00 in the game
delete jungle bounty runes
increase blademail cost
delete raindrops from the game
buff drums
fixing dota
>>167332109
>stop nerfing illusions
fuck you illusion nigger, illusions are an abomination
>>167332109
Why does Blademail need a cost increase?
>>167332146
t. lolbab
>>167332251
t. naga siren
>>167332109
>Rekt by Blademail
>Rekt by Necrolyte
>Rekt by Weaver
>Rekt by Pudge
>Reky by Raindrops
Poor little anon
>>167332109
i agree with all of these except
>delete raindrops from the game
nah son.
>>167331413
this one?
>>167331430
>8x viewer base increase
really makes ya think
>>167332228
blademail is too good for it's price, it's useful throughtout the entire game and i hate it
>>167331413
Here you go
>Soulless Danes all have the C9 logo as their avatar
>>167331184
How are you dying so much. Holy shit you actually never have good games, even in the ones where you win.
>2017
>STILL FKING TINY AND WISP
WTF [A]?
spics are so fucking bad at dark moon holy shit
If Alliance manage to lose with carry venge they should disband.
ok but be honest with me though: why is LoL so much more popular than dota? not a lolbabb trying to strir up shit, I just don't get it. some kind of marketing genius? timing?
>>167333071
literally inflated numbers, lol is leaking players even faster than dota due to the extreme reradation of riot when it comes to balancing the game
>>167333037
wat
carry venge a shit
more like if c9 lose with enigga they should disband
>>167333071
High appeal to gooks and retarded NA kids.
>>167333071
back in the day people kinda tired with warcraft and maphack was popular back then in dota 1.
LoL was fresh and fast,doesnt require alot of knowledge involved in to play properly and even toaster can run it
>>167333208
>that webm
they grow up so fast :'(
>>167332109
>nerf SF
Hell no, this nigga has been in the trash for too fucking longthe rest I agree with
>>167333071
LoL came first before Dota 2 and has a superior marketing strategy and superior advertising in general to appeal to the lowest common denominator, and you know how Americans love their advertisements.
Fucking Dota 2 doesn't have ANY advertisements AT ALL.
>>167332515
thanks pal thats the one
>>167333071
I think it's a bit of everything. It was a brand new ASSFAGGOTS with new flashy, colorful graphics and most of the things DotA offered. Having this, it managed to attract people who haven't played Warcraft or HoN before and then it just spiked upwards.
>>167333597
Not to mention HoN killing itself with the pay2play shit.
>>167333071
Not a league player but i can say that it appeal casual players: People play the game from time to time and they really dont care for the graphics or if the queue is bad or long since they are at a very low level. They think to that Dota is an old game without making the comparision of League/Dota 2 themselves. Also i asked one to play dota 2 and she said naw, also she said dota "and old game".
god damn I'm happy enigma is back. everything that hero does is just great
>>167333071
Pandering to weabos/teenagers. Seriously, their female champion design philosophy is just that
>it's another "Alliance do a strat that is 4 years old" edition
Has carry venge ever won a pro game?
>>167333918
>yfw nu-d2g will never have BLACKHOLE spam
;_;
>>167334453
>tfw FLOOOOOOOOOOR posting is dead forever
it still hurts
>>167334453
those were good days.
>tfw no spam ever cause we are ded
maldita sea por que me tocan peruanos ratas jaja:V
>>167333071
riot is faking numbers
GUYS
SingSing is playing dota 2.
>>167334943
Perth?
>loda making carry venge look bad
as expected from alliance
>>167334987
adelaide
>>167335073
are you dating Bulldog?
>>167335161
wtf no
>>167334401
literally like two hours ago
>>167335073
>>167335245
Show feet baby
>>167335574
wtf
>The favorites to win the DAC CIS qualifiers lost internet shortly into their first game against Effects and have been forced to forfeit the match.
DDOS'd?
What is this song playing on BeyondTheSummit2? Upbeat happy classical sounding shit
>>167335767
No shit.
>>167335740
Please?
>>167335767
Lil probably deserves it for being a cyka braggart though.
>>167335872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVx7l4iVwSI
>>167335767
no, part of the city had the internet switched off
https://twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/827498130971168768
>>167335740
kys
>>167336027
>Russian electrical grid
>>167335991
>classical sounding
kys
sagan
>>167336027
>kiev major
>holding a tournament in a warzone
may as well do it in fucking aleppo then
>>167336189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKn7z2Tr1a4
How do you feel about gothic?
>>167336302
VP was in Krasnodar, which is in Russia. Kiev is in a civilized country.
why is twitch not working
gee bill why does mom let you have TWO snipers?
Doesn't sniper have a fucking awful winrate?
when is iceshit planning on balancing this stupid game
I legit forgot death prophet existed, I don't think I've seen her once this whole patch. Is she good yet?
>Sniper and goodSniper
Has it gone to far?
>>167337145
first time in a pro game that the ancient is killed from the lowground
i want to watch
twitch isn't working properly for me, wat do
>>167337527
Watch ingame, it's free
>>167336731
wew alliance
>kekliance
>>167336302
well, valve can't host events in america anymore. 80% of the players won't be allowed in.
>>167337950
why not mexico or some shite
>>167337997
did you seriously just ask that?
kiev was the place because most of the dota community are russian and chinese.
TI's have been held in America because Valve is an American operation, but you can kiss those days goodbye. It's Canada and SEA from now on baby.
>>167338057
>SEA/CN/Russia TI
Good, we might finally get HYPE AUDIENCE.
American audience has been dead as hell since Mayaonara Theater whatever TI2-TI3 were held on
>>167338057
TI will probably be hosted in Western Europe, with a CIS major, China major, and SEA major.
>>167337686
Posting this on reddit, for le epic upvotes XD, see you on the front page
>>167338229
>>167338180
I'm pretty hyped honestly. SEA always have the best offline events. My only concern is China, because that country is not prepared for this sort of stuff. And I say that as a huge CN DotA fan.
>loda chokes on venge
>loda chokes on luna
deserves a report for waifu abuse.
>>167338392
>
ok
Holy shit alliance are finished
Finally shit tier teams are over
Now we can see PPD getting exposed like the shitter that he is
>>167338704
oh shit it's finally time for ppd
any good old dotards on team Bears?
>>167338992
Fatard+yaptard
>tfw every retard is abusing the techies bug now because the boss is just retardedly hard without it
i cant complain because of FREE points but the final boss is some dbz tier bullshit baka
>>167339298
they're pretty alright if I remember correctly. no huge shame in losing to that
>>167338704
>>167338836
>Chessie
Yeah this team ain't going fucking anywhere
>>167338992
B)ears is:
1. FATA (he's FATA)
2. Feero (E-Lab, Perky Pepperonis)
3. Forev (MVP.P, Secret)
4. Yapz0r (Escape)
5. Adam 343 (fnatic, Execration)
>>167339408
said people about Secret with w33 and Misery and they won a bunch of LANs and Major.
>>167339673
what is this
>>167339673
delet this pls
>>167339673
lifestealer?
>>167340152
>>167339804
It's a jaw surgery noobs. They detach lower and uppwer jaw and then adjust them to match each other.
>>167339673
I believed in Secret 3.0 as soon as they won their first match against Na'Vi in the WCG quals. EE's a top carry albeit a colossal fuck up but Puppey is the liontamer.
>>167340273
grossgot more?
>>167339673
LIVES TO STEAL
>>167339673
Misery has been around in the scene since the start and w33 is a well known pubstar. The only notable thing about Chessie is his fucking arm injury.
>>167340273
I don't care surgery makes me feel unwell.
>Torment around me. Torment in me. Torment be with me. And let us conquer our foes. They do not understand our pain. Do you? No. Not a soul can. And for that, We shall make them feel the torment... The torment that inhabits my soul.
>>167337071
if she has a good time during the laning phase yeah,
noone wants to go in on her ult at all in any stages of the game :(
>>167340529
leshrac you edgy faggot kill yourself
>>167340324
This is what the surgery does actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqofMdofZKE
Here's a video of it
>>167340569
he's redpilled not edgy
I-GOD is coming
>>167340591
brown Meriadoc Brandybuck
>>167340591
wew, thank god i dont have a crimson chin
>>167340591
my mate had this donehe arguably looked better before the surgery
>>167340569
oh come on, it's actually kinda cool for the hero
i miss that, leshrac seems like a total wimp now
>>167340569
he's got the firepower to back it up. Probably the strongest hero in dark moon
>>167339673
except those players were proven, really good players already, regardless of fEEder or el presidente.
name a thing of note that chessie, jeyo or boris have accomplished?
>>167340628
Don't anger them Leshrac.
>>167340825
>except those players were proven,
w33's biggest achievement was "defeating" Newbee (that hadn't play DOTA in months) with Meepo cheese, lol.
Misery was considered a wash up, has been, mediocre player before Secret.
>>167340832
Mickey Rourke has really let himself go
>>167340832
>no Bogdanoff twins hero
dotards?
test
>>167340925
>he doesn't store his fat in his chin and cheekbones
pathetic
>>167340591
>saw the top of someones gumline off of their bones
>extend it by screwing in metal hinges
how does it not hurt to exist after something like this
>>167340908
Chessie, jeyo and boris don't even half the experience of Misery or talent of W33. Just because they're playing with big dick peter now doesn't mean they'll suddenly become dota gods.
>>167340908
w33 literally created the "recruit pubstar = win lans" strategy. he was atleast an unknown quantity. and misery hasn't missed a valve event, calling him washed up is a lame cop out.
chessie, jeyo and boris? they are known quantities. we have seen them at their very best. they have been around the block. they have not met with success.
>>167341139
how does it nut hurt to exist after you break your arm/leg so hard it can only be held together by 7 billion pieces of metalatleast he got rid of the chin :^)
>>167340951
1. Reveal visage
"Causes enemies to run away uncontrollably for a duration."
2. Aura of disfigurement
"Enemies health and mana regen set to 0"
3. Plastic surgery
"Your hero transforms into a random hero in the game for 5 seconds"
4. The "bogpill"
All enemy hero spells and items are instantly on cooldown
>we'll literally 404 before we get a new thread
>>167341139
Because the surgery actually FIXES the PAIN that a malformed jaw causes.
The FIRST NIGHT is already less painful than prior to surgery. It's like a magic trick.
>>167341528
>2. Aura of disfigurement
>"Enemies health and mana regen set to 0"
imba
>>167341573
Should I make a new one?
>>167341528
>"Enemies health and mana regen set to 0"
literally good AA
ETA on DC vs. PPD shit stack
>>167341528
that's the most cancerous hero design I have seen
congratz
>>167341782
one and a half bongs
>>167341782
1h37m (probably will have +15m of delays because BTS)
>>167341895
amazing how similar this picture is to myself
>>167342436
>mostly a white square
many of us predicted this
>>167341726
yezelotka plizelotka
this is the last /d2g/ thread
>>167341726
nah
>>167342816
last chance
I couldn't let go
>>167343234
>>167343234
>>167343234
>>167343234