Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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1st for anime makes you better at dota

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>>167018629
>>167017542
It's not a humming noise, it's a droning noise.

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i'm going to "eat" all the dotards in this thread

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Isn't sza that shitter I had to carry in the KuPOO stack.

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inb4 skeever posters

I haven't been following star ladder at all.

How are the Greeks doing?

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>>167018813
STOP THIS! ITS MY LINE AND UR NOT EVEN SAYING IT RIGHT!

is it impossible to beat dark moon unless you are 5k or something? when i watch youtube videos on pros I see them scatter and survive against invoker and set up the wall and spells perfectly against him. My stack just doesn't have the individual skill to setup against the invoker. This means I'll never win right?

>>167018889
tied with c9 for second place right now, but they lose tiebreakers since c9 2-0'd them. both teams have two series yet, and one of them will likely take the second qualified spot. firt spot is already clinched by liquid.
if virtus pro had attended af would have had no chance.

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>>167018813
I'm going to make all the dotards docile.

Like a winter catfish.

>>167018942
u can win with enough friendship, dedication and love

>Secret stoped being secret when Kuro,Zai,,RTZ and Gustav leaved

>>167019041
After watching Ad Finem split with Na Vi, get 2-0'd by Babyknight, I'm pretty sure Boston was a fluke. They still have to play a series against Secret and Alliance. They SHOULD be able to 2-0 both of them but I wouldn't be surprised if they split both instead.
Cloud9 have two series left against Secret and Na Vi. Either could 2-0 them but I would expect splits on both.
Na Vi and Secret both still have most of their games in front of them, so either could still qualify hypothetically. They've both already dropped one series tho. And Secret split with the (already eliminated) Horde. I don't think either will make it.

>>167019263
Secret stopped being secret when Fly and n0tail left.

>>167019263
secret stops being secret every time rtz joins the team

So has draskyl been officially kicked out of the DotA scene?
No gig in starladder and never goes above 100 viewers on twitch. What has he done to justify such a cold treatment?

>>167018782
>the old guard inhouse players are almost all 3k or 4k with 4000 hours played first games circa 2012
>anime avatars
Man if you're still 4k with 4000 hours in game you should consider suicide.

>>167018908
last digit of this post is official lore canon for TA penis size in inches

>>167019447
He had a spot at TI6, and he'll be at TI7. Draskyl is a couch guy, not as well recognized as a caster. And he doesn't seem the sort to swallow everyone's come unlike SOME casters we know, so that's probably why he doesn't pick up as many gigs.

>>167019516
do you prefer your girls with a big penis then? or would you prefer a tiny one

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Can someone tell me how to beat dark fucking moon?
is this event meant to be impossible to beat?
How many of you have beaten it?

>>167018885

I knew this was gonna be a thing.
Glorious.

>11-6
>40 minutes
no joke i love this patch
>>167019734
shut the fuck up you dumb shitter, i don't play jew mini games, i play dota.

>>167019447
Maybe he's taking a break and doesn't want to cast atm. Can't believe they'd give the clowns casting now a spot over him.

>>167019734

Made it to wave 9.

Pick techies, start building at base and work outwards. Replace used mines ASAP.

>>167019690
not him but I prefer my girls with a tiny penis that can't even get hard anymore. Its cuter when they don't work.

>>167019810
dark moon is the only way to play dota

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DendiFace

ty dondo
>>167019874
what a coincidence that's how mine is.

Which heroes are free MMR?

>>167019734
dodge
spells

>>167019734
You need Bloodthorne to beat MegaInvoker

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When do the GOOD teams play?

>>167019872
>giving advice when you are a wave 9 shitter

That's the equivalent of a 2K giving advice

>>167020007
It's also super helpful on an auto attacker against enigma to stop black holes.

>>167019872
mines expire after 4 mins. Why would you use them?

>>167020002
yeah impossible

>>167020007
I do get one. I've done 13 games of medusa and 12 were bloodthorn games

>>167019978
There are none this patch

>>167020098

No, remote mines expire. Mines dont.

ANIME REPRESENT

>>167020157
Mines expire in that game mode

>>167019734
ahahahaha autistic loser with no friends and a "white nationalist" destroyed his life to show off in 4chan, lmao way to fall for memes

>>167020098
Disruptor
Medusa
PA
Underlord/Tree
Sniper/Gyro

Mjollnirs and Bloodthorns, vlads, hex/veil/solar crest on support

and finally:

dodge
spells

this new secret fucking sucks man, I wanna root for the team but it's fucking har

THE CHINKS GOT TO GO

Does anybody want to stack Darkmoon?
I'm tired of shitters not picking Dark Seer, Disruptor or Underlord.

>>167020423
>new secret sucks
they're actually doing better with chinks than they were with arteezy and envy...probably because those players suck ass.

>infamous np
>926 viewers
lmao

also
>navi

>>167020503
there are many EU mid players that are better than midone.

>>167020697
my point is that the common factor in both the last two shitty iterations of secret isn't their mid player. it's puppey and pld.
and i mean, i'm overjoyed. i fucking hate this team, watching them lose is one of my favorite dota past times.

>>167020562
>926 viewers
oh the humanity, dota is dying, how can people not itch with curiosity, whether jacky dropyourstick can beat a no name, tier 4 peru team?

>>167020697
nobody wants to play with puppey in EU. Not even russians. Maybe he can poach people from escape gaming

i fucking hate Envy and AUI but still better than watch that fucking boring secret vs slavi

>>167020885
jacky is not on np... its a SEA team now

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>SHITREKT
LMAO

lol holy shit secret fans are blown the fuck out. the past 6 months they have just been non stop shit on. i wonder who they root for now. dc? np? eg?
...na vi?

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Did I hear this right? Is navi back?

>np winning with doom rn
loool
>>167021078
>hating aui
whaaat, he's great dude. I actually hate envy but i tolerate him because he formed a team with aui and mss and svg and i love those guys.

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>>167019690
actually him, and i dont care as long as mommy gives me milk!

>>167021507
wow drow lookin p cute there

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>>167021507
WAIT WTF THIS ISNT THE PICTURE I POSTED AT ALL

I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT PICTURE WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>NP/Inf
this isn't a pro game. how is this peru stack a real team?

>more people watching havoust suck a dark moon than people watching envy play
pathetic

>>167021819
dark moon is actually good

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Is it even possible for my teams to push the tier 3s before the 40 min mark?

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>>167019945
>>167018782
>>167018813

>>167022015
you can't push down towers in dark moon. They have 200 armour silly

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>>167021715
moot fucking with us from beyond the grave

>>167022015
1. pick any one of the Jenga heros
2. splitpush
3. win

>>167021239
probably not "back" but they are definitely gaining some confidence with these wins. They had some good teamplay last game.

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by the dark moon~!

>first ban Magnus

kek

Is Broodmother good yet?

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Blogtime
>have my monthly game of dota
>very fair game 20-20 on minute 25
>lots of fun
>two people on my team dc
>no biggie, their game probably crashed
>enemy team refuses to pause after resuming our game
>proceeds to destroy base 3v5

So, what is the best team comp for the dark moon

>>167022926
pa underlord medusa disrupter darkseer/sniper

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>>167022046
based Trump saving us from mexicans and anime shitters

>>167022926
PA, Underlord, Disruptor, Medusa, Sniper

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>>167023090
>two different people

>>167022926
Any combination of PA, Medusa, Disruptor, Underlord and Sniper

anyone else hearing this background noise on starladder?

what's with the shit audio

>>167023423

probably just an increase in cosmic background radiation

>>167022046
>this madman actually delivers on everything he promised

what the fuck is this racist shit doing?
you are suppose to lie in politics.

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>>167022046
very nice

>>167023803
I don't know, I haven't payed as or against her in 7.01 yet

I imagine if they're well microed, her spiderlings would be about as much free gold as Chaos knight and phantom lancer now

uhhhh secret?

>>167022926
PA, disruptor, medusa, sniper and Tree/Underlord

Maybe Underlord is objectively better, but I have won with Tree in team and it's fine too.

the fix is in

MP isn't very good

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>losing to carry Gyro.
Probably the biggest embarrassment you could face.

how the fuck do you lose that fight
you have such an advantage

lol

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>Clunking and tapping noises
>Humming stops
>One last tap
>Humming resumes

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>>167024208
>Trifecta
>4 heroes

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Where can I sue valve?
I got kiked.

>force staff counters the entire team
well fuck, who's captaining this
>>167024208
>not picking ancient apparition
your loss

>>167024312
>actually about to beat invoker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


WHY CAN'T I DO IT

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who has better booty drow or WR?

>>167024534
WR doesn't even have an ass

secret lmao

khezzu is just useless

>>167024534

drow

even medusa has a better ass than wr

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since when was Amplify Damage called Corrosive Haze?

>>167024826
Since Bashyfish had a facelift.

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>>167024615
>>167024784
MY WAIFU IS NOT FLAT! DELETE THIS!

>>167024826

at least now it has a name instead of it being called what it does

>>167024903
>no ass
>no tits
>broken spine
Windranger is a mess

What the FUCK is with Starladder's production quality right now? I can hear his clicking for fuck's sake.

just let the SF die, who cares

jesus christ secret is so fucking bad now
Predict the next 3 players Puppey will poach

the SF is dying because you can't buy lifesteal anymore
other than mask of madness

>>167025009
>clicking
>The Hum
>ASMR mouth sounds
Someone's going to snap.

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>>167024615
she got some tig o bitties tho

>>167025072
no. the SF died because venge doesnt swap, chen doesnt heal, slardar doesnt blink crush and jugg doesnt pop his ward, they all just watched him die

>gyro mkb against no evasion

back to this old meme

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>>167024996
>cutest butt in the world!
>perfect boob to tummyratio!
>great posture!
WINDRUNNER IS THE BEST!
:^)

>>167025287
If only she would get rid of that piece of shit sticking out of the side of her nose

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Why do people never listen?

Told them to last pick silencer and totally counter the enemy team, last picks disruptor

Told them not to team fight while I split push, they get into multiple team fights anyways and wipe 4v5 without even killing a single enemy hero

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>>167018716
Reminder, Trump is rigging the International, by not allowing Kuro to participate.

>>167025275
SF has a butterfly senpai

>>167025449
wait a second, how exactly is Kuro supposed to go to TI7 if Trump closed our borders?

>carry gyro
>undying
It's not even like navi doesn't know how to draft.
It's like navi doesn't want to win.

>>167023090
The leftit far better, because she's smart and doesn't waste money on beauty products

also you can lick her face without tasting make up

>>167025517
>he thinks trump will last until summer

>>167025643
8 years senpai :^)

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>>167025517
>TI7 will be an US doto clownfest with a 20 million dollar prizepool

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>>167025389
it makes her look CUTE!

>>167025760
>America wins TI the same year Trump gets inaugrated
like pottery

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>>167025449
>tfw he didn't ban Pakistan

>>167025389
Unfortunately someone at Valve has a fetish for these, since Legion Commander also has that piece of shit on her nose.

>pick useless heroes
>lose

wow

both these teams are bad

why do people players continue to pick gyro the copter?
really makes me scratch my head dotards

Why doesn't Gaben rent a cruise ship for the week, outfit it for gaming and broadcasting, sell overpriced tickets, and cruise around the Caribbean hosting the next International in the open waters?

Kind of like 70000 Tons of Metal

secret has to beat adfinem and cloud 9 2 times each to advance. gonna be hard playing like this shit.

>>167025517
Trump is a 90 day ban. No risks.

>>167026160
nothing force dthe retard gyro player to item build like a fucking idiot

That Undying build on NAVI just gave me cancer holy shit. Midas, helm, tranquils, buckler. WTF is this rmn rooskie thinking?

>>167026169
There was a cruiseship tournament. It didn't go so well.

>>167026320
aghs would have been good

>>167026169
because expensive cruises, sun, hot babes and gamers don't combine, he will just get a city outside the US and be done with it

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Greetings dotards!

>>167026325

yeah, but that was a shitty chinese tournament and this one would have Kaci in a bikini doing poolside interviews

>>167026724
hi generic anime girl

is treant good at dark moon?

>>167026529
what's your city of choice?
I'm hoping Vancouver or Toronto

>>167026724
gtfo phoneposter

>>167027308
i think if he chooses another NA team the EU community would be very upset so I'd bet it'll be in europe

>>167021156
who is this qt?

>>167027264
No, pick uberlord instead.

>>167027681
>not skillin 1st and 3rd spells max first for clutch heals and great wave hold back
>not having them both on the team

git gud

>>167028030
Stop reading Joyce, seriously

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>>167028309
this post is way too good to be allowed on the dota 2 gulag

>CC&SHIT

I haven't played DotA since before Ti5.

Someone fill me in on meta.

>>167028789
pick ember and go veil radiance mjonir octarine

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>>167028789
remember how it was bad before

it's worse now

>>167028789
5 retards run around the map for 10 minutes collecting bounty runes like a virtual Easter egg hunt then monkey king gets fed and kills everyone by slapping them with his giant primate dong

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lets see how good the gulag is

>>167028789
buy helm of the dominator, push towers at 15 minutes

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>>167029930
Heh

take advantage of this while you can, work for those drops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5iPWImf_-8

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>>167028789
>0:00 - 10:00 carrys farm and supports run around doing random bullshit
>10:00 - 20:00 dota version of tug of war, everyone participating in shitty teamfights and taking towers, nothing is really clear but random shit is always happening with little to no downtime
>20:00 - 40:00 trying to break through high ground

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Stop picking heroes with skill shots

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>>167031652
can you imagine if artour went to the gym and gave a shit about his appearance and didnt smoke weed everyday?

chad/10

>>167031136
based baumi
can't believe that fucking autistic faggot icefrog wannabe banned him from dota imba because he made videos critiquing his shit game mode, he's still mad he's never ever going to get it monetized

>>167031916
doesn't matter what he does he'll never be hotter than NA's #1 chad BSJ

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>>167029467
>>167029467


WE WUZ

Jeff is ugly.

>>167029930
>survival
who cares, classic is where it's at

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>>167032132

I legit fucking reported you

>>167032268
tab back into the game rtz

how is an alchemist losing to a weaver

>>167032386
his team can't team fight for shit, typical NA trash

>>167032119
I wish there were more youtubers like him. Comfy "vlogging", fun gameplay, he's never missed an upload, and he manages to have a life outside dota. How does this madman do it all?

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>>167032119
>banned him from dota imba because he made videos critiquing his shit game mode, he's still mad he's never ever going to get it monetized
what the fuck am i reading

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what distro does /d2g/ use?

>>167033013
The autist who makes dota imba banned baumi because he made a video where he made offhand remarks about how dogshit the mode was and the creator is still assblasted valve won't offer premium service with his mode so he can make money off it.

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daily reminder playing dota is the most american thing you can do, MAGA

Hello, Can anyone recommend me a place where to remove LPQ by botting on an India server? I dont want to spend 5+ hours getting out of lpq

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>>167033408
Consider suicide my dude

>>167033367
i understand
its just so asinine
how do you even ban someone from a custom game

>>167033674
You be the guy who made it, I still think they shouldn't be capable of banning people. The devs of these trash custom games have already proven how unstable they are, you want to see some peak autism head over the comment section of the crumbling arena or whatever the fuck it is, the creator writes paragraphs sperging out at literally every single slightly negative thing someone says.

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can somebody tell me how to use this app for something other than easy voice?

we just fought invoker for 20 fucking minutes by reviving each other and in the end he just one shots everyone by 4 fucking sunstrikes at once and then blow up the throne while the last guy just fucking watched. Is this balanced? holy shit

why do people play normal dota when dark moon exists?

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>lp feeders

>>167034880
Well that's just how it works. If you're losing an LP game what's better;
a) lose as fast as possible for another go right away
b) hold on as long as possible for a slight chance at a comeback

Normally I don't advocate feeding or defeatism but in LP the only thing that matters is to get out.

>>167024208
I like how the good supports surround the actually shit one.

>>167035154
>would rather lose as fast as possible rather than make a comeback

t. numale cuck that grew up without a father and has the conviction of a bitch. May sport facial hair to compensate.

>>167034537
Sorry I am not autistic and scared of competition

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>It's a "lycan saps all the joy from a dota by melting towers before a tp can channel game" epsiode

What's the best way to counter the funny dog man of haha your raks are gone?

>>167035340
Normally no. Never give up. But LP I don't give a fuck because a fifty fifty chance of drawing the good team quick is better than a low chance of winning the game in 30 minutes.

Basically I'm too intelligence to not feed in lost LP games.

>>167035435
Axe

>>167035435
>Pick Meepo
>Throw net
>???

How many of you beat dark fucking moon?
Is the emoticon worth it?

>>167035978
Do people still get the emoticon if they beat it before they added the reward?

>>167035978
literally impossible unless you're a 6k+ stack

>>167036451
Are you sure?
All I have is one friend and we usually stack with different people from /vg/ chat. He plays darkseer and I play medusa. We usually reach the invoker but we can't get him lower than 25%.

>>167033840
Wait, Crumbling island arena, you serious?

Now I feel bad for liking it

Can you just chain cc on invoker? I feel like PA with a abyssal, two blood thorns on sniper dusa and sheep everyone else plus a disruptor should be enough.

>>167036589
*quad ss's you*
*perma juggles you in the air with tornadoes*
yeah im pretty sure it's impossible

>>167036797
Yes. But to chain cc you need to be able to see when the invoker is stunned. Fucking shit.

>>167036950
And there's something else they've added I think. The buyback cost keeps increasing slowly if you don't engage the invoker when he appears, for some reason. Is this an official feature?

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queen

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I like Drow she is cute
- Arteezy

>>167037298
THICC
-Arteezy

>>167037381
Looool roflol lmaooooo Lulz
-Arteezy

Pity thicclord is pretty meh during the invoker fight. He's basically a bloodthorn de her that doesn't die. But other than that he's meh.

>>167037598
piss of shit
-Arteezy

>>167037641
well his firestorm and pit are good against the army of Fire golem things, and he packs on those aura items for the team too, not useless by any mans, just not a reliable right clicker.

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>>167037298
i think drow is cute too!

I just watched a video where supposed team NP takes down the invoker. They literally have satanic and heart on every single hero they've got. And they had sniper PA underlord medusa and disrupter. They also went manta on medusa for max gold during the wave 10. Is this reasonable?

fucking nhaz out of nowhere just end my fucking life

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nahaz

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>Nahaz

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give nahaz a chance guys !!

FUCK OFF
GIVE ME LACOSTE
GIVE ME XYCLOPS
GIVE ME FUCKING ANYBODY ELSE
JUST DON'T GIVE ME NAHAZ

>>167039804
fuck off alan you're already spouting stats you don't understand

>tfw nahaz is back
I missed him so much.

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>>167039840
>>167039976
the dude just wanna do things he enjoy guys come on

>>167040056
please reconsider your life

I never thought I'd say it but god damn I miss CC&C

>>167040086
how about doing it at home or with this friends but not sharing it with us who didn't do anything to deserve it

Watching ingame is it possible to just mute one of the casters?

IF you hate Nahaz you are most likely are a racist

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>>167040147
what if he enjoy casting dota two games

>>167040189
I'm black and I hate Nahaz. Checkmate dipshit.

>EE invoker
huh?

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>>167039804
LOOK AT THESE TWO QTs! ALL WRAPPED UP AND READY TO BE EATEN!

>>167040216
I'm sure he can cast to his daughter then.

>>167040227
You're probably half black so it doesn't count. A real non-racist likes nahaz

>>167040216
cast to himself and listen to how amazing and knowledgeable he is for HOURS
the perfect dream for a man so in love with himself

Can we just get a /d2g/ fund going to arrange an accident for Nahaz the next time he goes to a SEA shithole to cast?

>Sheever switches to CSGO
>Nahaz is allowed to cast Dota again
rmyt

>>167040920
>watching shitty meme tourneys with b list teams and c list casters

you bring it on yourself

>>167040920
>Sheever switches to CSGO
Really?

>>167041028
>female goes where the money is
no reason to be surprised

how tf dont u die from just all the damage at invoker stage, hearts on all?

>>167041456
you dont, its literally impossible

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>>167037823
more like blizzard shill

>>167041456
heart bkb satanic on everyone

>>167041456
dude just dodge his spells lmao

>>167024208
Where's rubick?

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>IS THIS A BUG? IS EMBER BUILDING A RADIANCE?

Wow Nahaz really keeps up with things.

who the fuck is co-casting this NP vs Onyx game with breakycpk?

is that actually ccnc? because this guy is fucking retarded with too much to say

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>>167041785
they literally got nahaz to cocast

>>167041785
cncc is like almost 8k mmr pubstar
nahaz is the 40 year old normie liberal hillary supporting SJW retard that has no idea what he's talking about

>>167041785
>it's an anon is too dumb to understand simple statistics episode
Nahaz actually has a lot of interesting things to say if you can get past the numbers

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>>167042257
stop shitposting here NAHAZ we know its you

>>167042405
>Implying Nahaz would ever post here
Why the fuck would a rich, successful and respected professor like me ever spend his time in this shithole?

>>167042125
>>167042160
jesus christ
nahaz is fucking delusional
i've never heard a caster with so much to criticize of both teams before and what's even worse is that nahaz is like 3k mmr
rather than try to analyze anything the teams do, he just unjustifiably flames them

>>167042521
Everything he says is the truth anon. Stats don't lie.

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>>167042513
>like me
CONFIRMED

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>open third treasure chest
>get the phoenix set
>can't be traded
>phoenix is shit so I won't play him

I keep losing when I complete the Rod of Atos challenge. Who can I pick to build Atos AND carry a bunch of retards?

>>167042978
necro

>>167042978
Silencer OD Necro

>>167042978
drow, trust me

>>167042978
Underlord
Skywrath
Bloodcyka is particularly strong this patch get the root for your bloodrites
Necro

>>167042978
if you cant win with atos OD you might be retarded

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>Get beaten by a Slark picker
>Report his team despite them not doing anything
>Get "Action has been taken" a few matches later


I love this shitty system

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>NP picks him up as coach
>already drafted Doom twice in two officials

The absolute madman is back

>>167043651
bone7 is still kinda good desu

what are we watching?

Nahaz is fucking based

>>167044240
me

>>167044240
NP vs team onyx

whats the point of watching NP stomp some shitty EU team

pls respond
how the fuck do i beat the invoker boss
pls respond

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I got like 7-8 games just like these in the last week.

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>>167043651
the coaching thingy is just a front
just you wait

>>167044901
>not the SingSing version

>>167045025
give it up, sing has already retired

Reminder nahaz has a family and a full time job.

He only does dota out of PURE PASSION

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Suppose it could have been a bit cleaner, dunno why he dove me after seeing the centaur

>>167045086
i wish he'd passionately fuck off

>>167045117
i was rooting for the phenonix

>>167045117
>taking those tower shots
are you sure you're 4k?

>NP

>>167045117
>doesnt switch aggro

i agree with >>167045302 i dont think you are 4k

>>167045218
If it makes you feel better we got completely destroyed that game, and the 3 stack tried to blame me and our mid, despite all of them having sub 50% win rates

>>167045302
>>167045394
Bro clearly I was allowing my HP to drop low, so the phoenix would chase me into my stun trap

there was also clearly no way I was killing that egg before it dropped

you can see he hit me with a spirit just before he goes into the egg

>>167022470

I hate to be that guy mane but artist name please

>>167045918
probably red
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/

>>167045981

Ah I recognized that style right away but had my doubts. Thanks boss.

every time you get low HP you should risk taking "permanent" injuries to your hero, that can't be recovered just by salving

Goes away if you die & respawn

thoughts?

>>167045478
no you were not, you are just bad

does anyone else really fucking hate Nahaz?

>>167046489
Fuck off. Nahaz is our guy

>5.5k average
>"mid please" storm dies 5 times to roots and starts complaining about how he can't ult during them
so this is the power of 5k dota

>>167046489
my dad does, said he could beat him up

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Who chinese ice ghost here?

>>167046726
I wonder why Valve decided to do Chinese sets and then release a non-chinese themed event

QoP's talent should be 50% at most. This is just fucking stupid.

that QoP talent is so fucking broken

>>167047101
>>167047023
It's okay thought because look at all the stuff that had to happen for the game to get to that point!!!11

>>167047101
>>167047023
just buy a bkb so she can't lifesteal off u
retards

>>167046518
you are not 5k, stop lying

only one NP vs Onyx game?

>>167047503
That was the second game

>>167047561
did NP win the first one?

>>167047595
Yeah

>>167046862
Next hero will be another elemental spirit that has ties to the Dark Moon and they all have gook aesthetics.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>167048879
lewd

>>167046434
You are clearly just jealous your micro isn't as good as mine

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That would be cool if using Primal Roar on someone blew up their head.

>10 winsteak today
>got from 3.9k to 4.3 in the past 48 hours
>was hsving fun, until last game
>lc, kunka, nerco, slark, mirana
>couldnt show myself on map wothout dieing
I was having such a good day too, i know im up so msny points, but that game made me want to take my own life

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Climb that ladder Senpai.

>>167050131

>>167050131
Literally ward the map

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my favorite part of dead2g is being able to see an hour worth of posts without scrolling

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>haven't lost a ranked game since 7.0

>>167051115
>8 hour old thread
>300 posts
why are we so dead

>Yo supporto
>Picks KotL
>Buys courier, no wards
>4 mana pots
>Levels Illuminate
>Goes to lane, keeps spamming it
>By level 10 they are 4-0-4-1
>Commend KotL support jaja xd

>>167050267
>solo MMR 2811
Pfff hahaha, just calibrate a new account.

>>167050267
>MoM Vanguard Blademail Spectre
2k8 indeed

>>167051621
why this happen to us ;_;

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>Mason changed his name to this after losing to NP

Salty

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URSA BEAR BEST HERO

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>save 4 days worth of dark moon dailies
>get 2 shit chest and 2 couriers

dead game dead thread

dad game dad thread

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>CMs wheel of shit
>get this shitty set 3 times during international
>get it once during fall battlepass
>just got it in winter battlepass

Please stop volvo

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>>167052775
You sick bastard

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"dead game dead thread" people remind me of hodor in that all they ever say is hodor

>some anon suggests lich mid
>rush tranqs into mek and veil
>Do this
>laugh as my enemies are 3-5 levels behind me because free pokes. This only fails against a select few heroes.

>All random
>get axe
>get perfect initiate with 4 people and creeps attacking me
>like 3 spins
NICE FUCKING SKILL BASED GAME DOTARDS

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>>167052775
>>167053686
>enemy team had techies

>tfw no bbw hero

>all random
>get axe
>get perfect initiate and call all 5 of enemy team plus creeps
>get 2 spins and die
NICE FUCKING SKILL BASED GAME DOTARDS

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>after spending hundreds and hundreds of hours playing supports I give ember spirit and necro a bash
>tfw all these assist/kills
Dam these two are based

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>dota """""""""""""general"""""""""""""
>game so dead there's nothing to talk about

>>167054641
>ez

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>>167055787
>dota general
>not a dota themed high ranking military officer

is the daily bonus only counted if you actually finish the match by midnight? or does it log it if you queue before midnight

Good thing I quit this game a year ago. I never enjoyed it anymore. CS:GO is better even though there are a few cheaters than this game where you literally just click on the screen and watch your character grow

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>>167055787
>so dead its posters resort to smug animu for thier macros instead of dota.

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Why do hardcore feeders fall on my team like 70-80% of the time?

Is it because I'm playing Single Draft?

>>167056568
>willingly playing LP
Wew lmao

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>>167055925
Holy shit bros. Image search general and just look at these guys trying to smile.

They have all seen some shit and are haunted by all the men that they have sent to their deaths. Just look at their eyes.

>eosin is streaming
this guy is a big deal

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>>167057025
cant be trusted

>>167056907
Looks like you made a spectrum of unhappiness with those pics

dead game I'm making an oc donut steal character

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>no bannon hero

Invoker, the Invoker.
Invoker is a melee agility hero that wields a magical scythe and is big into the shadow realm stuff. Invoker is also a cute girl.

18+1.7 strength
24+2.7 agility
24+2.2 intelligence
1.6 BAT
290 move speed
1200/1200 vision

Reap
Invoker swings her scythe in an arc around her, attacking all enemies in an aoe around her and draining their mana.
Drains mana equal to damage dealt.
300 radius
100/110/120/130 mana
21/17/13/9 cooldown

Flicker Strike
Invoker teleports to the target unit, gaining attack speed for a short time, after which she returns to her original location. Stunning Invoker prevents her from returning.
550/700/850/1000 range
75/100/125/150 bonus attack speed
2 second flicker duration
50 mana cost
16/13/10/7 cooldown

Malevolent Shadows
Invoker imbues her scythe with dark energy. Her attacks silence and gain bonus magic damage for a short time.
25/40/55/70 bonus magic damage
1.5 second silence duration
9 second buff duration
75 mana cost
16 cooldown

Femme Fatale
This is an innate passive ability. Invoker deals 10% more damage to male heroes while taking 10% more damage from female heroes.

Shadow Realm's Embrace
Invoker quickly slips into the Shadow Realm for a short time, gaining invisibility, unobstructed movement and vision.
9/12/14 duration
100/150/200 mana cost
40/30/20 cooldown

Talents
Level 10: 20 move speed | 150 health
Level 15: +10% Femme Fatale damage | 15% cooldown reduction
Level 20: +45 damage | +70 Malevolent Shadows damage
Level 25: Reap spins twice | +20 all stats

OC donut steel
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