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We Popping the Biggest Bottles Edition

>FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
https://store.na.square-enix.com/product/436377/final-fantasy-xiv-stormblood-collector-s-edition-pc

>Patch 3.5 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kA9aAdIDG0

>Patch 3.5 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d90ea3ee6d083eaba4f22e5deefe934b0a0a464e

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x

>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

>3.5 Gung Ho for GARO Collaboration
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001753.html

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

>Previous Thread:
>>166971014
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naka bp
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bun
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I miss my miqote, it was the closest thing to what I want in a woman
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>>167004729
That's a little unhealthy
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Neko bbgc
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does spuki have a boyfriend...
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Does it look weird on women, I'm too big, or I would have needed to play that game?
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seto bp
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lf male(male) with a soothing voice to read me bedtime stories over discord and be completely platonic pst
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>>167003582
>>167003725
The mistake here is that people actually refer to Bard and Machinist as "Support" as though that's what their archetype is, rather than calling them Ranged or Shooter DPS.

There is no Support role in this game, varying utility is distributed amongst the jobs we have.

At best the only thing unique Bards and Machinists bring to the table is Mage's Ballad, Army's Paeon, and Promotion. And even then, Goad from Ninja acts as single target TP regeneration for a party member, and I'd bet money Red Mage gets some manner of party or targeted MP Refresh.
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>>167004793
>>167004838
Seto...
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>>167004771
>red xaela thighs
Please please let me lick it.
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>>167004668
Post your bun instead
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>>167004445
le dutch catte
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>>167004838
Seto...
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Tried to play this on PS4, couldn't get it to download a patch. Every solution online didn't work, and support won't answer my ticket.

What a shame, I was really looking forward to playing.
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>>167004869
Timezone? I've been told mine is soothing (though I don't believe them)
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xth for static still hasn't cleared 11s so I can't learn 12s while they are learning 11s

>>167004793
Delete!!
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>>167004962
EST
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>Seto hour

Im out
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>>167002145
>>167002145
fuckin' rude
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>>167004914
that is my bun
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I LOVE SETO
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>>167005037
album when
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>>167005037
plump rump for pump
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>>167004754
The world is unhealthy, how bad must it be that I can only find a woman I love in a videogame
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I wish seto would notice me
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>que as dps
>hour long que
>decide to take a shit
>que pops during pressing out the longest slowest log of my life, if i clench im going to be wiping forever
they do this shit on purpose
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>tfw your wife's daughter wanted Aika Tsunderie to perform at her birthday party
>my 1* crafter income could only afford c or lower b tier ebins
Which ebins should I look into hiring?
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highlanders?
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>>167005363
The Gamemaster
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>someone talks about shit
>ada appears
really gets the motor mowin
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>>167004084
Lala tanks are the worst, by a longshot. Every single one I've ever encountered has either had an ego so vastly inflated it takes only the slightest nudge to send them into apoplectic rage over everyone else being "shitters", completely useless at holding aggro and/or using cooldowns, absolutely clueless about even the simplest mechanic and unwilling to listen to advice, or some combination of the above. Add to that a 50/50 chance of them having some nauseatingly twee cutesy glamour and constantly spamming chat with shitty anime ASCII art.
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>>167005508
I can give gaming tips for 3m
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Who wants to take care of my cute c@ feet?
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>>167005646
>"Lala tanks are the worst, by a longshot. Every single one I've ever encountered has either had an ego so vastly inflated it takes only the slightest nudge to send them into apoplectic rage over everyone else being "shitters", completely useless at holding aggro and/or using cooldowns, absolutely clueless about even the simplest mechanic and unwilling to listen to advice, or some combination of the above. Add to that a 50/50 chance of them having some nauseatingly twee cutesy glamour and constantly spamming chat with shitty anime ASCII art."
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>>167005420
How about that highlander album...
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>>167005746
Midlander SCH/WHM/AST
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seto I love you
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>>167005714
could you be my wife (male) for the same price instead?
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>>167005714
How much would clearing a6s cost?
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How comfy is your evening /xivg/?

Mine is pretty smug comfy.
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Okay I give up. What the fuck am I doing wrong here?

>Get deep freeze and frozen in place and can't move
>Blown the fuck out by all AoE
>Die

Great quest.
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>>167005646
makes me wonder why it's usually Lalas.

>>167005883
Ily2 Neko
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Man for being the worst class in the game, Monk sure does get some of the coolest looking weapons in the game.
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>>167005078
Seto...
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seto bp please
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>>167004820
Yes he does.
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>>167005952
I am unable to get comfy, I have two broken bones in my foot.
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>>167005997
Why are you a white supremacist?
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Is Paladin a good Tank?

I used to play Monk but I wanna know if the Ques are gonna be worth it.
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>>167005714
But you don't even play the game
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>>167006038
Depends for what, for dungeon runs it's better just to be warrior to speed it up.

For raiding yea you can be a Pld but people will prefer DRKs secretly
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>>167005952
Comfier than lemons
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>>167005952
Farming Zurvan with friends, pretty comfy.
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seto embrace me
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>>167006036
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Duskwight children.
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>>167006080
Neither do you.
Can you please transfer off? It's not like you have any friends anyway.
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>>167005984
lolDRG
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>>167006141
Are you being autistic and memeing because 4chan or are you being serious?
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>>167005949
Having 7 friends anon
Do you have them?
>>167005945
nyo
>>167006038
If you are doing it for dungeons don't even bother lvling pld
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>>167006038
>Played MNK
>Wants to play PLD
Now you just have to play WHM and you'll be as big a cuck as I am!
They're gonna buff all the cuck jobs come 4.0, right? ;_;
>tfw literally main all the jobs that are worst at their role
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>>167006218
they're actually serious, don't bother.
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>you had to dismount to teleport
What quality of life changes/additions can we expect now that that tumor is being cut off?
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>>167006205
Oh yeah I forgot if I want any sort of serious discussion and not just meme shitposting I have to go to reddit or the official forums. My bad.
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>randomly dc in the middle of a10s
>can still see them talking
>internet still working fine
>try to log back in
>can't
?????????
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>>167006360
No longer dismounting to talk to NPCs. More emotes while sitting. Eating while sitting. ONE CLICK ITEM SELLING.
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>>167006363
i'm calling you shit at the game. because you seriously have to be to come and whine about a job battle on an ishgardian heresy discussion board
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>>167006363
>you're not allowed to comment unless it's what they want to hear
Fuck off.
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seto is the best looking cat in this general
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>>167006332
>tfw unironically love MNK, PLD and WHM
I'll join you in hoping they get significant buffs in 4.0, anon. They can't ignore us forever! ... right? ;_;
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>>167006456
It bothers me that there's cutscene exclusive emotes. Like the /takenaback and /explain.
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>>167006360
>right click NPC
>long winded exposition
>second option to hand over an item
>Are you sure you want to hand over an item?
>Yes
>box and item window opens
>right click item, select it
>right click other item, select it
>Are you sure you want to hand over these two items?
>Yes
>Are you sure you want to hand over a High Quality item?
>Yes
>more exposition you've already read for the 20th time
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>>167006536
Yeah! It's coming, anon. Just you wait!
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>>167004934
That's me I suppose
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>>167004507
I want samurai to be released as a crafter class..
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>>167005420
I want to make love to other highlanders
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>still no metallic orange dye
>rowena used it like 3 main patches ago

fuck you square enix
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>>167006356
That makes me sad.
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>>167006218
Are you seriously trying to discuss racism on 4chan ?

>>167006356
Wait til Trump gets around to sorting you out . . .
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>>167006795
Samurai is a healer
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>>167006224
what's wrong with pld in dungeons?
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>>167006896
Will they commit seppuku then spill their blood on their comrades to heal them?
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somebody make me leveling kits for all my crafting classes and hold my hand through all of them pls
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>>167006117
>tfw no friends

I love farming ex primals too ;;
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>>167006224
hows that a11s clear, I hear PLDs can clear it no problem
;^)))
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>>167006954
Yes, but it'll be on a 5m cooldown. They're gonna get cool positional slashes to heal, and a guaranteed crit heal for a backstab on a 60s cooldown. Please look forward to helping people by stabbing them
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>>167007008
It's mostly "acquaintances" but yeah..
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>>167007120
>tfw no acquaintances

Y lif
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>SAM
>Healer that uses its own Hp instead of mp to cast heals
>its main way of regenerating its own health is by dpsing
FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>167006887
No, I was asking if you really are racist and not just memeing. It's indicative of other personality traits and beliefs that I'd like to avoid while playing the game instead of getting into unnecessary arguments that would result in nothing more than rustled jimmies. I'd really like to believe it's a bad joke.
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>>167006224
post your a12s clear
valvey already cleared it
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>>167006938
lack of aoe damage
>>167007024
9% :^)
would have cleared if someone didn't fuck up their position and clipped the south tower
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>>167006896
>they're adding a support role
>SAM is a support class
>the katana is just for show
>their role is to sit in the back and provide buffs and debuffs by screaming variants of HYOOOOOOOO~ and waving a commander fan around
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>>167007237
I didn't realize how much I wanted to wave a fan until just now
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>>167007237
who needs a katana
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>Paladins have a shield for higher defense
>Warriors have a stance that gives them 10k extra HP
>Dark Knights have nothing
???
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>>167007384
you mean
>Paladins have a stance that gives them 20% damage reduction
>Warriors have a stance that gives them 25% more HP and 20% more healing received
>Dark Knights have a stance that gives them 20% damage reduction
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Is it true that many people skip through the msq cutscenes? I was talking to someone who barely even know who Ilberd was because he skipped every single scene.
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>>167006456
>Not using the Numpad to sell like a pro.
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>>167007295
I wrote it for a joke, but now I want to play it too.
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>the only reason they didn't call Warrior "Fighter" is because the abbreviation would be "FGT"
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>>167007505
>cancer_patient_coughing.webm
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>>167007505
Some people don't play for story???? How shocking...
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>>167007207
I don't give a shit about race either way and idk what to even think if you're really thinking I'm some sort of white supremacist b/c I used 1488 for a 4chan party finder passcode lol.

Rin isn't even white so I don't really think neo-nazis and I would see on the level.
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WASTE ONE HOUR DOING BASAELERS WALL AND HAD TO VOTE ABANADON SINCE THIS FUCKING KEKS DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK DPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So anyone else creeped/disturbed by Au'ra?

They just remind me of people who have like psoriasis and make me really uncomfortable imagining it cracking and bleeding underneath their clothing.
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repu __
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>used to be able to change your class right as you teleport
>now you can't
why ffs
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>>167008384
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>>167008398
repu shitty stinky hairy asspussy on shana's shrimpy little smegma dick
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>>167007469
>>167007384
you mean
>Warriors have a stance that gives 5% more attack power, and up to 10% crit rate and allowing them to use a 500 potency attack.
>Dark Knights have a stance that gives 15% more attack power and unlocks a multitude of strong attacks.
>Paladins have a stance that increases their auto attack damage.
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>>167008384
i think xaela look less disturbing
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>>167008654
They should just double down on making PLD the defensive tank, and make raids less about DPS checks and more about healing/mitigation needed. The answer isnt to make PLD a powerhouse. All they really need damage wise is some kind of AoE component.
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>>167008654
Darkside isn't a stance.
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>>167007674
I usually skip most of it, about 80% of the quests are just useless fetch quests that adds nothing to the story and it gets way too tiring trying to read through all of it.
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>>167008782
Yes it is.

Grit isn't a stance.
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>>167004507
>/xivg/ JUST now finding out about the .dat files leak

lmao
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>>167008836
Grit is a stance. Sword Oath, Shield Oath, Defiance, and Deliverance are stances.

Darkside is not a stance.
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>>167008398
pubs great

does anyone want to get some scripture , i'll put a pf up with 322 as the pass
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>>167008874
but people posted about it ages ago
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>>167008882
Defiance and Deliverance are stances. Darkside is a stance Sword Oath, Shield Oath, and Grit are not.
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>>167008562
naka __
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>>167008384
Au'ra is not creepy, they're cute!
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>>167008970
naka shitty stinky asshole on creepshotting pedo's face
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>>167008874
I made the OP image like, weeks ago dude. this isn't even the first time I've used it in an OP. it wasn't even new information when I made the image, either. settle down.
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>>167008992
Oh my christ I'm gonna vomit. The arms are just so fucking disgusting. An the hips, i can only imagine the lesions and tears.
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>>167008874
Where have you been.
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>>167008384
>>167008992
>Au'ra
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I have warrior leveled up to 55 and white mage at 30, but I also wanna have a DPS class. Which DPS should I level up? I was thinking NIN to be useful, but also a weeb.
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>>167008951
>Defiance and Deliverance are stances. Darkside is a stance Sword Oath, Shield Oath, and Grit are not.
is this balmung tier bait
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>>167004771
STOP TAKING CREEPSHOTS OF ME YOU FUCKS
>>167004907
Nyo
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>>167008921
guys ;)
I cleared the most braindead raid tier ;)
selfie post with raid gear ;)
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Nobody gives a fuck what you call a stance. The point is that PLD is under-performing and job balance is off because WAR has absolutely no downsides.
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>>167009418
guys ;)
i couldnt clear midas or gordias ;)
but now that it's been dumbed down enough for me ;)
look at my raid gear selfie ;)
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>>167009429
The solution to this isn't to make WAR worse.

And no, nobody gives a fuck about whether or not Tanks "power creep" in the process.
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>>167009418
does this outfit make you feel better anon?

still waiting if anyone wants to do ex roulette + maybe 1 other dungeon or something
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>>167009238
Whatever you disgusting skin cancer patient. They need to scrap AU RA immediately
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>>167009686
just as soon as they get rid of the disgusting cats too, because you can't be against one and not the other.
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Fastest dungeon to do to get tome scrips?
I'm at 200/400 right now
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>>167009567
Leave it to fucking self-entitled PLDs to want everyone to be as boring as they are behind their fucking sheet of metal or worse their "invisible" shield.
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>>167009429
>can't have two of them without an lb penalty

boom bitch u just got logic owned
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>>167005984
this is the dragoon test.
they want to see if you stopped stepping in puddles before they give you giers
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>>167009772
Did you not read what he said at all? He said the answer isnt to nerf WAR, but to buff PLD to be as fun and useful as WAR.
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>>167009418
>>167009497
>people call this the easiest raid tier
>decide to give it a try
>get a group that gets stuck in A11S
>can't find a new group that can clear A12S

How is it my fault I can't clear if this raids require group effort?
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>>167009725
Fine with me, cats draw literally the worst fucking degenerates.
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>>167009786
I guess, but then DRK becomes the guaranteed pick since theres no upside to PLD.
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>>167005420
Highlanders!
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>>167009867
>expecting insecure wartards to read

if you have "nerf" and "war" in the same sentence, no matter what the context, they will lose their shit.
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>>167009772
settle down FGT that isn't what i said at all
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>>167009924
GREENLANDER. Post butt.
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>>167009961
THECFUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT WAR?
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>>167008398
tfw will never be pubs friend
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Hey reprobate whoresons, My name is Kkfjdagoifg Euufgafkf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are undergeared, scrub normies who spend every second of their day trying to look under the skirt of stupid ass cat girls. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten past a9? I mean, I guess it's fun grinding farming only shire gear because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying level skip potions.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of my own static, and officer on my FC. What raids do you do, other than Titan EX? I also get 3 commends, and have a banging hot Au Ra )He just ERP'd me; Shit was SO cash). You are all scrubs who should unsubscribe. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related; It's me and my Au Ra.
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>>167010128
0/10
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>>167009867
I wrote that I was agreeing with him. It was more of a response to the guy above who bitches his VANILLA the class is boring.
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should i unsub until stormblood
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Summoner or Machinist?
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>>167009772
I want WAR to stay how they are, they are absolutely perfect right now.

I want DRK to be able to benefit from MP regenerating party abilities like Ewer and Mage's Ballad.

But most of all I want PLD to have more party utility and defense with a DAMN SHIELD. I want PARRY to not be a garbage useless stat that gets fucking shoved into every high end gear. I want the three execs who looked at SWORD OATH and thought it was a good idea to just be slapped. I want to play a holy goddamn warrior of light, not a gladiator with a heal button that does everything worse than the "off tanks". Royal Authority was another insult on top of Sword Oath for a level 60 "ya dunnit congrats" skill. I want COVER to actually be useful, ever, anywhere. I want FLASH to just go away forever, i'm moderately upset that every other tank can crossclass FLASH and PROVOKE but PLD can't even get OVERPOWER, which by the way does way more aggro than Flash.

I'll just stick to playing WAR, might cap off DRK sometime soon but as it is I haven't touched PLD in a month.
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>>167010128
femroes really are the unfunniest cringiest people
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>>167010373
Nyew should purray meowchinist!! 'w'
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meowerbois OwO--!!1
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>>167009652
You're so fucking creepy it's sad. Fuck off and go erp, put something edgy in your player search note again and keep throwing random Japanese phrases into your sentences
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>>167010578
DRK MP might as well not be MP. While they're doing job-specific UI elements in 4.0 I'd not mind if they replaced their MP guage with a Darkness meter instead.

But your obsession with Paladins being holy is pretty misguided, too.
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>>167010783
Pub...
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>>167010797
>People who use the word creepy/cringe for anyone they dislike

Can you like, not?
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Akiva Adamant is the most delicious poster here.
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>>167010798
>But your obsession with Paladins being holy is pretty misguided, too.
If this were a western RPG sure but I was hoping i'd get a taste of the holy warrior in something as directly weeb as Final Fantasy.
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>>167010578
Aren't PLD literally just swordsmen who protect the Sultana? Like they were originally Hellgate Roeg's or w/e. I like that they aren't a copy paste of literally every other iteration of paladin. They don't serve a god or anything just to protect their allies and the sultana
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>>167011003
I wouldn't know because the entire PLD questline is a 30-level game of hide and seek.
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>>167011147

“For centuries, the elite of the Sultansworn have served as personal bodyguards to the royal family of Ul'dah. Known as paladins, these men and women marry exquisite swordplay with stalwart shieldwork to create a style of combat uncompromising in its defense. Clad in brilliant silver armor, they charge fearlessly into battle, ever ready to lay down their lives for their liege. To be a paladin is to protect, and those who choose to walk this path will become the iron foundation upon which the party's defense is built.”
—Game Description
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>>167010894
They are a goddess. Pure Femroe awesomeness.
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>>167010967
paladins are literally guards
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>>167010820
wtb frotties pst...
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What's the max amount of gil you can transfer ?
Lodestone says 1 million + 100k per retainer but it was last updated in january 2016.
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>>167011360
Kittyboy frotties..?
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>>167011439
still the same
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>>167011439
If anything buy a bunch of V materia on your server with your leftovers and sell it on the next server and as long as you don't undercut too hard your losses shouldn't be too bad.
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>>167011475
y-yeah...
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>>167011673
OwO!!
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https://www.fflogs.com/reports/QwyL1kz6WfKH3Ygn#fight=3&type=damage-done
https://www.fflogs.com/reports/GDQ4cABmZChTHLXw#fight=4&type=damage-done

>Abe doesn't even main BRD now
>With a death, does more DPS than Flat on his best run ever
Yikes!
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Are there any materials you harvest that are Allagan-made? I guess the upper-class has access to Allagan materials from Dalamud.
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*helloposts ironically*

My static is in need of a (hopefully permanent) WAR to run A11S with starting this Tuesday, if anyone here would like to join us...
PST to Kistol Crescere on Excal or look for my Primal PF listing.
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>>167010797
They've already friend collected a lot of soft and drakn members now they wont even ask them to come play.
They'd rather invite more randoms for potential "friends" from the thread
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>>167011806
>not maining a class you played during prog and are bis in means you forget how to play
This bait is really really something
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They should remove substats entirely and replace them with real equipment bonuses that mean something.

Skill Speed +90 doesn't mean anything. Replace it with Skill Speed +n%, and have the percentage actually reflect the increase in speed.
Critical Hit Rate +139 doesn't mean anything. Replace it with Critical Hit Rate +n%, and have the Critical Hit Rate value actually be the percentage at which your attacks / heals crit.

Determination is possibly the stupidest stat I have ever seen in a fucking MMO.

Bring back effects that actually mean shit, like "Enhances Embrace". This tier's otherwise better SCH robe doesn't have it and you want it? Apply a Materia with that effect to it.

That is to say, I think Materia needs to get cracked again to make room for better effects too. As it stands, it's a fucking insult to the system it takes its name from. Possibly the worst socketing system I've ever experienced, outside of games where your equipment explodes if you fail. While we're never going to get Materia on the level of Final Fantasy VII (since in that game it was the core system for building your characters), a shift to Materia effects being mini traits would be a giant step up from Battledance Materia VI giving us 24 ambiguous points of Parry that don't matter.

>>167010967
>>167011003
>>167011196
The names Paladin and Knight are used interchangeably (and are the same thing) with almost no exceptions throughout the Final Fantasy series. FFXIV is no different in this, with the job being referred to as ナイト.
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>>167011989
>Flat is also in BiS
>Flat brags that he's the best because Abe changed
>Flat is completely outclassed by people who are out of practice
Really makes your brain juices flow
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>167012146
This is bait. Don't respond.
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>>167012119
>The names Paladin and Knight are used interchangeably
Especially considering Knights of the Round and the entirety of Thordan's charge.
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>>167010797
dont worry man, I agree with you.
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>>167012224
cuckold post
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Could someone tell me if I can change face paint at the aesthetician?
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>>167012349
Yup.
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>>167012349
Yes.
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How long will the garo event last?
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>>167009402
welcome to being a meme
hope you enjoy your stalkers
price of ebinism etc.
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>Call it a knight
>Give it holy magic
>Japanese for some reason dont call it Paladin

The Japs arent canon on this this. They messed up.
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>>167012479
they said it would last longer than the yokai watch event but as far as i know haven't given an actual deadline? i assume until stormblood
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>>167012479
Until Stormblood or a little bit after. Not entirely sure.
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I made a post here saying I wanted to meet people on balmung when I got home, but I was banned from vg at home..
Tonight should be good, though, if anybody wants to party
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>>167012616
I can play how much longer or what's your in game name?
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Queue up for Seal Rock, Aether.

>>167012479
The date given was at least 6 months. Expect them to add in a set or at least a weapon for the new classes in 4.0.
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>>167012429
>>167012463
Thank you both
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>>167012146
that is a small enough difference that an empowered balance or two, as well as holding off on lanners probably is the difference in dps
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Im about to buy a fantasia and possibly a name change for my main.

I'm currently playing highlander F, but I'm flip flopping on what I want to play. I main MCH if that helps.

I was thinking Lalaboy, but I want you guys opinion. Also; anyone on the Gilgamesh server with a good FC I can leech of off?
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>>167012960
>Flat did more AoE damage
>Abe had 120 seconds of 15% reduced stats
>Flat had more balances
>100 less DPS
Yes certainly your boyfriend isn't shit at the game.
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>>167012673
Uh I'll be home in like 4 hours
I'd rather share my character name when I get home so people who are on can add me
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>>167005420
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>>167012960
>>167013169
>tripfags in charge of looking at the parses
flat on suicide watch
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Stop making fun of people guys
It's very rude and makes me anxious
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Don't fall for it. Be alert. Be wise.
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whats worse
a cuck thats good at the game or a cuck thats shit at the game

war of cucks
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>>167013290
pig
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Just bought this. Played an Arcanist during a free trial but I guess that character got deleted or something. What job should I start with?
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>>167012960
>>167013169
Flat chest, ladies and gentlemen.
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>flat samefagging hour
>bonus retard spamming "Bait."
god's work
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>>167013403
lol dumb noob
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>>167013271
Alright i'll look for your post in 4hours then
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what you're seeing here is the price of ebinism
reminder that noting good comes from being an attentonwhore
now is the time you own up to your shittery
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>>167013290
Buttshot.

I wish i liked MCH.
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>>167009652
Go away creep.
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I get it when people call out shitposters who avatar fag for attention all day, but what the fuck did flat do that he's called out when he basically never posts?
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>>167013650
Arcanist if you like it because when you cap it you get 2 of the best jobs (since they level at the same time) at 60.

Follow would be War if you like tanking
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Yysara "55th percentile in 14 clears" Paniyr will educate us on parses.
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>>167013957
but he posts constantly every day
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>>167013845
Haha, alright
Thanks for your patience!
What do you play, anyways?
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>>167012119
should there really be job-specific abilities attached to materia that multiple jobs have to equip?

maybe just have those sorts of things get attached to weapons, instead.
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>>167012119
Itemization is definitely one of the worst parts of the game. As far as I can tell, it's designed to be so idiot-proof that someone who has never played a video game before can start their free trial and be able to determine appropriate ideal end game gear sets within five minutes.

The fact that Determination is the "you are better at doing everything" stat is silly.

Crit and Skill/Spell Speed being abstracted is fine, especially since the actual percentages involved are tiny. 600 skill speed puts you at a GCD of 2.4, which is only 96% of 2.5.

Base stats like DET and SS going up every level, however, are extremely silly, since they don't actually do anything. The 354 Skill Speed you have at level 60 while naked is completely subtracted out of the GCD calculation. It's way more base SS than you had at level 50, but it does just as much as what you had then: nothing. It's pure number wank.

I understand they're trying to avoid situations where a certain item provides such a useful bonus to a skill that it takes priority over much higher level items. FFXI was really terrible about that because of the way stat scaling worked there. But they've reduced it so far that nothing besides pure item level really matters. (Side note here: I was comparing various combinations of relic stats and materia melds to produce a "better-than-BiS" set of Dragoon gear, since DRG gear is a bit more complicated than everyone else's due to needing precisely 600 SS, and the total stat weight difference between the best and worst combinations I found was approximately 0.5%. So truly ideal gear compared to a mishmash of 270 produces very little tangible advantage. Also, strangely, a relic statted for ACC/CRIT beat out an Alexandrian Spear, despite being 5 ilvls lower.)

tl;dr: Gear is an illusion of choice. And that's disappointing.
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>>167013871
What is ebinism I'm very green
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>>167013290
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sMXxql_lNo
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>>167014124
People who spam their character to try and become some idol among xivg
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>>167013702
it's pretty much up to balances, theres a 50 dps difference with regards to clear time and the low dps range makes it really difficult to discern the differences even with that death factored it, I mean factoring in that death that just means one person got more emp'd balances
>>167014002
I pad others and my cohealer and I don't have the best synergy admittedly

https://www.fflogs.com/reports/b7TyLk3CPwrvqKQh#fight=10&type=damage-done

this is a parse where we somewhat unsuccessfully padded our smn, our mch turned brd pulled 2275 with no balances
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>>167014320
Being an idol sounds fun but I doubt nerds like me have half the charisma required to be a liked public icon
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>>167014480
The guy's exaggerating, there are no idols here
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>>167014239
Ok that made me laugh
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>>167014045
Rant continued.

Illusion of choice is a recurring theme in this game, actually. Those bonus stat points you get for leveling are another example. There's only one "correct" place to put them. As a Dragoon, for example, DEX, INT, MND, and PIE have no effect on anything I do. I could put those points in VIT, but that won't save me from anything that's actually designed to kill me, so that leaves STR, which coincidentally, is the only stat that powers all of the buttons I push.

Cross-class skills are another illusion of choice. Of the five slots you have, there are two or three that are mandatory for you to do your job correctly, plus another two or three that don't do anything, but are technically better than having empty slots on your hotbar. Either you have no choice, or your choice doesn't matter. They said this system is getting overhauled in 4.0, but I doubt it will actually change anything.
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>>167014362
The clears are three seconds apart in length. How does that equate to 50 dps in your mind?
There is less than 1% uptime difference on balance and none are aoe. One player is objectively ahead with or without the death factored in. Are you just making shit up as you go?
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>>167014548
Well of course not, it's 4chan, people are triggered by other people's names being brought up, an idol type character will be subject to much hate from the more insecure posters
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nth for best DRG glamour
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>>167014692
stop replying to bait
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>>167014692
there's roughly a 7 dps difference from clear times, factoring in crit rng then the dps becomes a lot more uncertain when its that close at those numbres

also, there's this thing called empowered balance, you're not seriously forgetting about that and trying to talk about padding are you?
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Post toes.
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>>167014045
>Base stats like DET and SS going up every level, however, are extremely silly, since they don't actually do anything. The 354 Skill Speed you have at level 60 while naked is completely subtracted out of the GCD calculation. It's way more base SS than you had at level 50, but it does just as much as what you had then: nothing. It's pure number wank.

This part is so they can inflate the actual stat you gain from an armor piece without actually breaking it. The higher base at 60 means per point crit/ss/det are worth less than they were at 50, but since you get more of it, you dont see people running around with 40% crit rate. It's why secondaries are so weak at the start of a patch.
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>>167014762
As long as you dont spam you wont be hated, but if you pull an Epperson and spam all day and even samefag then expect the hate.
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>>167014826
First you said the dps difference must be aoe to defend your boyfriend when he did more aoe.
Then you say it's clear time when your boyfriend's clear is three whole seconds longer.
Now you say it's crit rng when your boyfriend had monumentally better crits.
Now it's enhanced balance when neither run had any player receiving a single targeted balance.
Please stop blindly defending people if you are too lazy to look at parses yourself. It's okay to be bad.
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>>167014891
Maybe they don't need to inflate the stats, then.

>>167014045
I'll concede to you that abstract Crit/SS isn't necessarily the end of the world, but I think naked should absolutely have the value be at 0 if it's going to be treated as such anyway.
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>>167015085
that's how close it is, it's literally all of those, the parses aren't actually high enough to say it's one thing or the other, it's like wiping at .5% on a boss with 4 deaths when your ast didn't balance anybody, you can blame it on either thing
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>>167014045
>>167014691
It doesn't help that each class in their respective role are almost carbon copies of each other, the worst examples of this being PLD/DRK and WHM/AST.

In general FFXIV is a very "safe" and basic MMO (why do you think we can predict what each new patch will have a half a year in advance?) and it will likely stay that way until it starts bleeding profits.
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>>167014685
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKqIK-1zD7o
I hope Stormblood gives us a Chevrolet Impala for /gpose.
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>>167014917
Eh no people will hate me, they probably already do
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>>167015194
>Maybe they don't need to inflate the stats, then.
Its a visual sign of progress since we dont get to see actual values for some god awful reason
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>>167015212
The original point of the first post was that flat is a shit bard and gets outperformed by another player who crit less, and had a death on their run.
Arguing that if somebody padded your boyfriend he would do the same damage as another player's bad run is not a compliment to him nor do you look smart in doing so.
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>>167014016
I have a tank/dps/healer at 60 so I can fill any role
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Which ebins are into foot play?
Non meme responses only.
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>>167015428
Seto
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can I be an ebin..?
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>>167015428
Lancia Ayers and Valsi Ayers

This isn't a meme response either. Now stop asking.
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>>167015292
Maybe for the eventual XV cross over event, we'll get the Regalia.
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SETO PLEASE RESPOND TO MY ADVANCES
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>>167015376
but I wasn't defending flat's parse, I was commenting on how pointless it is to compare those parses, that said I uh feel, not dying is a sign of being more consistent

I tell my static pretty often, I don't give two fucks how much damage you're doing, stop pointlessly dying
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>>167015482
Be my friend instead
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>>167015579
The death is from tethers so it could be anyone's fault. There's a lot of good that does you when Abe cleared A12S months before you did. Suck Flat's dick harder
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>>167015687
who..
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I wish I had somebody spoil me without being clingy, creepy, and/or weird about it.
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>>167015759
Stop talking about yourself Abe.
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>>167015801
youd just be using them. people usually want affection back for it
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>Yysara suddenly sucking flats cock
wow that's surprising :^)
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>>167015801
So you want to use them and toss them aside when you dont want them?
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>>167015805
Stay mad flat.
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>>167015801
>"Wahhh!! Someone spend time and money on me without me giving anything else in return!!"
You are a literal infant.
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>>167015838
I didn't say I wouldnt appreciate them and show some sort of affection in return. All I said is that people are weird about it.
>>167015897
No. I didn't say that at all.
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>>167015938
Stop samefagging Abe.
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>it's a abe forcing himself in the thread episode
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lf kind donor for fantasia since I'm poor.. pst..
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all of this was cool as hell
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>>167015943
See this post >>167015972

I have no idea why you guys are putting words in my mouth.
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>>167015761
Just someone who's curious
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>>167015579
>Wasn't defending flats parse
We all know you wouldn't have said anything if it didn't involve your newest bf
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Anyone want to get foot fondled by a muscular Roe woman?

My sole massages are out of this world.
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>>167016014
Heck yeah it was.
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>>167015801
What do you consider creepy or weird then?
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>>167015405
Cool, I'm leveling as paladin and have more interest in healing and tanking than dps so maybe you could give me some pointers!
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>>167015376
why do you even care is the better question
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>>167016014
It really showed how far they've come since ARR cutscenes and story development. 3.3 was a good climax to the Dragonsong War story, and hopefully it's a good sign of things to come. Nidhogg was a pretty good antagonist, all things considered
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>>167016152
Being controlling, trying to get to know private personal information that should never be shared, forcing things on me, stuff like that.
I like being equals.
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>>167015979
I'M THE BEST BARD I OUTPARSED ABE ON ZURVAN
>>167016213
I don't care about the parse war dickwaving, I'm triggered that the retard happens to come here and cite a bunch of reasons that his latest fling does less DPS, when every reason is false and further proves they haven't even looked and are just posting based on the fact they want his cock.
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>>167016142
Please torture me.
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>>167016351
>i dont care
then stop falseflagging
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>>167016346
Sounds like my kinda deal. Although the only requirement I usually push on people is that they dont constantly fanta. Its hard to really get an idea of what someone likes if they constantly change.
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>>167016346
So if someone will spoil you, you'll spoil them?
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>>167016346
>I like being equals.
>But please spend time and money on me!
lol
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Lancia please go away you creepy weirdo.
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>>167016481
Nowhere did they say they wouldn't return those feelings and support, just that it happens.
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lf friends that wont abandon me...
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>>167016448
I'll stop as soon as the creepy tripfag stops posting wrong shit.
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>>167016261
>It really showed how far they've come since ARR cutscenes
this part was kinda nuts
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>>167016598
>tfw everytime I meet someone on here theres like 90% chance they're the constantly depressed, bitter, angry, and self loathing type that always drags everyone down
>No matter what you say or do for them they have given up on life both in and out of game
>They get mad and threaten you when you stop talking to them

No more chances here
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>>167016568
You missed the point.
They said they "like being equals" while at the same time they want to get "spoiled."
You don't get spoiled by someone while being "equal" to them.
They're a selfish brat. You could tell that from their very first post.
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>>167016403
Does anyone actually like having this done to them?

I'm not joking I'm into this.
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>>167016710
>tfw you feel like this but try and stay positive for people
>tfw it never works quite as intended
>>
personally I want both of you to fuck off
and I want you to take your orbiters with you
this is what happens when you put names and faces on things
the truth becomes muddled over biases that then change into the "truth" because one retard spouts it off enough times
with ebins they hide the truth
they are surrounded in lies and secrets
with anon there is no need to lie
as what is there to defend if you have no face
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>>167016481
Stop misunderstanding posts.
>>167016471
Somehow, yes. Everybody likes to be taken care of differently so I'd have to figure that out first before I started.
It's a mutual thing, that's what I meant by equals.
>>167016463
I could do that but it sounds like you're a bit dependant on how I look rather than the thought behind the mutual thing.
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>>167016142
shrek...
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>>167016793
You realize you can spoil someone and get spoiled back, right? That term doesn't imply only one way.
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>>167016653
It was probably the first time I've actually been satisfied with how a story ended in this game. Most of them, especially the MSQ-tied ones, had really disappointing ends or just kinda fizzled out, or you just remembered how emotionless your character could be. Nidhogg's one of those antagonists who I think would have been really cool as an ally if there had actually been a way to quell his endless rage. It would have been like a comedy roadtrip with Midgardsormr and Nidhogg judging you the entire time
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>>167016710
tfw by all rights should be like this but I'm so desensitized to the misery that I'm actually somehow more happy than the people that are miserable for no reason
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>>167014691
Third and final part of this rant.

Duty Finder is single biggest hindrance to the game's development, and not because it's full of idiot dragoons who don't know what Heavy Thrust is.

In concept, a cross-world party matching system sounds great: people aren't limited to their own server populations for day-to-day playing, so you mitigate the effect of "magnet" servers like what we've seen with Gilgamesh.

But here's the rub: all facets of gameplay have to cater to the limitations of Duty Finder. A fourth job role (say, support) can't exist without a total overhaul of the DF system. So every job in the game, and those that might be added in the future, has to be pigeon-holed into the existing trinity. And since the whole system is predicated on the four/eight man party setups, there's no wiggle room. We can't suddenly add a fifth person to the dungeon without redesigning absolutely everything. Not to mention boss mechanics targeting people based on role needing to be completely redone.

Also, when we have groups forced into the same predesignated role makeups, we severely limit what sort of content we can create. There can never be a dungeon boss that requires two tanks or two healers, for example. This completely stifles creativity on the part of content designers who now have to work within a very narrow framework of options.

Last point to bring this all around: there is no such thing as player agency in this game. Nothing the player does or doesn't do matters. The minor dialogue options you get in cutscenes have no impact on anything. The WoL is essentially a living god at this point, but unable to accomplish anything without Cid, Y'shtola, or Alphinaud presenting him with the deus ex machina du jour. Likewise, despite single-handedly toppling a dozen actual living gods, if surrounded by a few peons from the Brass Blades, it's time to surrender. Likewise, major, world-shattering plot lines like Alexander and Warring Triad happen entirely in a vacuum.
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>>167016853
tfw you're one of the ones I am talking about but I still care/worry about you
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>>167016346
If I'm gonna buy you shit then I'm gonna need personal information to make sure the gifts reach you
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>>167016874
You sound like Bun when you say that. Theres nothing wrong with caring about how someone's character looks if the extent of the relationship is going to be based out of XIV.
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can anyone give me the tldr of Abe? ive been around for awhile but have never interacted with them ingame but have a hard time trying to figure out what the thread's attitude is towards him and if its justified or not
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>>167017000
What the hell
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>>167016598
What server?
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>>167016910
Oh please.
Someone asking to be spoiled is not looking to return the favour.
Don't kid yourself.

>>167016874
>Somehow, yes
>Backpedalling this hard because people have called you out
I mean, I can't say I didn't expect this kind of behavior on /xivg/
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Lf bf/gf on gilgameme pst
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>>167016992
I never thought anyone worried about me that much
Thanks mystery person...
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>>167016598
should've transferred with them
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>>167017145
You, the person asking to be spoiled, and the people considering spoiling are all dumb as sin
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>>167017067
>Bun
Don't compare me to them, it's not like that. I guess you're right on the latter though.
>>167017145
I knew you couldn't understand even if it was spelled out a literal sentence after. Did you read it?
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>>167016893
Nope.
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>>167017072
He can be egotistical and full of himself and he likes to talk shit to people. He's pretty nice and he is helpful but he can be a dick too sometimes depending on his mood.

I think he's a cool enough guy if you don't catch him at the wrong time but I can see why people don't like him because that can leave a bad first impression.
I'm trying to be unbiased with this post, I think it's unjustified but can understand why others would disagree.
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>>167017304
i think you hit the nail on the head anon
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>>167017274
>Did you read it?
Did you?
If you're looking for an "equal" relationship you're not looking to be "spoiled."
Just because you start to pretend that you would "spoil" the other person "somehow" to try and make yourself look good doesn't mean shit.

>>167017273
How exactly am I "dumb as sin?" Elaborate.
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>>167017356
I tried to be honest so it doesn't just sound like biased trash/hearsay like 99% of the posts in this general.
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>>167017304
i find it hilarious how abe makes fun of ippiki for being full of himself yet does the exact same thing

the only difference is abe thirsts for grown ass greasy men and ippiki constantly fishes for fat ugly landwhales
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>>167017304
hey you pmuch nailed it
t. literally me
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>>167017506
It's fucking 4chan. I think those two are cool now, besides.

Hypocrisy is funny but if you're surprised it goes on then I dunno what to tell you.
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>>167017473
You are currently on /xivg/, arguing over the specifics of whether people are equals, arguing over some dude wanting to be spoiled, and arguing that that same person is backpedaling, on a subject about an anonymous poster on /xivg/ wishing to be spoiled by someone.

I mean if you can read what I just typed and not feel a sense of stupidity I must admire you
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>>167016351
Flat "I'm a nice guy" Chest, everyone.
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>>167017506
Surprise, both are horrible people.

>>167017537
Can you get banned already?
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Name underrated posters
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>>167004869
>completely platonic
Boring. You are boring.
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>>167017714
If people can offend you enough through the internet that you call them "horrible" you need to get thicker skin or relax.
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>>167017714
banned for what OwO
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You have to name 3 c@s.
They will be imprisoned for the rest of their lives and tickle tortured for 18 hours of the day.
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>>167017648
What point are you trying to make exactly? I'm taking a few minutes of my time to reply to a person's comment that I found absolutely stupid.

How is that any different from the two posts you've made just now?
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>>167017304
You forgot the part of having a cute deep voice
while being really subby
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>tfw burned all the bridges and have no friends left

h-how do I make new ones ;_;
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>>167017473
I want to be spoiler and not creeped on (post 1)
It would be mutual/we're equals (future posts)
Really hard to understand though. It's okay.
>>167017648
I think he's just doing it for replies now, guy.
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>>167017738
me
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>>167017840
Did you not just ask how you are dumb as sin? Don't ask for someone to elaborate and then, when given the actual reason, spin it around
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>>167017865
Don't be a cunt and don't try to ERP people
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>>167017794
Believe it or not, but a person on the internet is also a person in real life.
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>>167017926
I'm too anxious to ERP anyway

I don't think I am a cunt
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>>167017738
(You)
>>167017865
just keep on going
one foot after the other
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>>167017104
Balmung, but I don't actually play anymore because I don't have anymore friends.
>>167017240
How did you know they transfered..
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>>167017863
my voice isnt even deep and cute is debatable i sound like a dweeb foh
thanks though..
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>>167017865
Stop going after ERPers for friendship
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>>167017917
He's BEEN doing that though. Like every single reply.
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>>167017865
Find new bridges that are less flammable.
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>>167017969
Did you sperg out on someone? are you on balmung?
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>>167018037
what would you know about friendship you filthy anal probing grey
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>>167018156
I know enough to drop a terrible joke that was never funny in the first place.
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>>167017917
Wow. You're "dumb as sin" yourself.
I asked for a reason because you gave none originally.
I "spun it around" because your reasoning hypocritical.
Sorry you're too daft to realize that.

>>167017905
You're a fucking retard who's never been in a real relationship in your life.
An "equal" relationship is just a healthy and stable relationship.
When I'm looking for a friend, partner, etc. I don't ask to be "spoiled" with some idea that I'm going to spoil them in return. No one does that. An equal relationship is just a normal one.
Someone who asks to be spoiled it looking to enter a one-sided relationship where they get more out of it than the other person. Some people like to be in that kind of relationship, but stop pretending that it's somehow "equal."
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>>167018264
ree for me boy
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>>167017768
Probably. Can't make everyone happy.
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That's a lot of words for bad bait
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>>167018341
Reeeee
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>>167018061
yes

yes
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>>167018323
I don't remember saying I'm not dumb as sin, idiot. I remember commenting that you and everyone involved in your fucking stupid conversation is stupid as fuck, and you asked for a reason because you felt offended
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someone want to toss me 12 to play this game again
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>>167018426
guess what
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>>167018537
Chicken butt.
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>>167018465
>I don't remember saying I'm not dumb as sin, idiot
I don't even understand what the purpose of your posts are anymore.
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>>167017865
I'll be your friend
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>>167018694
Yeah, I'm not particularly surprised. So let me paint this really clearly
>>167017273
>You, the person asking to be spoiled, and the people considering spoiling are all dumb as sin
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>>167018416
>Loh's nipples

OwO
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>>167018767
No. Your posts continue to be worthless, containing little to substance.

You're not making any kind of point by quoting yourself here nor did you by saying you "totally didn't not call myself an idiot, so there!"
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>>167016212
Sure thing man what level is your tank class you trying to level up?
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>>167018952
You are incredibly lacking in self-awareness to the point where you had to ask for an elaboration on just how exactly you are stupid as fuck for arguing in a video game general about a guy wanting to be spoiled. You got an elaboration and even a snarky remark on how you not feeling the stupidity of what you are doing is admirable. You tried to spin an insult around to me and call me hypocritical when I've never denied being it. I'm not the one defensive over being called a dumbass, you are. I am stupid as sin for replying after you asked for an elaboration because you lacked the self-awareness, or were just that oblivious, that you couldn't answer it yourself

How's that for substance?
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>>167006102
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>>167019019
I'm 52 right now
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>>167019128
>autism:the post
Not even him.
Shut up.
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>>167017537
closer
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>>167018392
Anyone*
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>>167019210
Scroll the fuck up through their entire conversation and then take your own advice before using a word very late
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how do I into ERP? never done something even remotely similar before.
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>>167019332
Just like type penis and stuff man
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>>167017863
Abe is a nasaly sounding dipshit.
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>>167019332
good thing you're here to let us know
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>>167019138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE

>>167019428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4
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>>167019128
>You are incredibly lacking in self-awareness...
Wrong.
You're original post had no explanation. I had no relation to "the person asking to be spoiled" and the "people considering spoiling," so I was confused how I was somehow lumped together with them in your post.
You then clarified by saying I'm stupid for arguing about a specific thing YOU personally wouldn't argue about.
When I pointed out the hypocrisy of calling someone stupid for posting in the general when YOU post in the general yourself and probably argue and talk about things I find stupid your response was literally, "but i didn't say i wasn't stupid, so there!"
Then you quoted yourself for no reason.

>I am stupid as sin for replying after you asked for an elaboration because you lacked the self-awareness, or were just that oblivious, that you couldn't answer it yourself
I'm glad you think people can read minds over the internet.
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>>167019268
AUTISM: THE POST
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>>167019138
You sir, are a legend

Lemon bless you
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>>167019332
First, head over to /d/ and study the ins-and-outs (huehuehue) of futa. Then open a thesaurus and look up a few synonyms for "throbbing" and "squirt." Then go find a partner, which is not as hard as it might seem. If you see a cat girl playing white mage, she'll probably suck your dick. If you see a cat boy playing white mage, he'll probably suck your dick.
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>>167019332
Play Corruption of Champions for two weeks.
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>>167019647
So what you mean to say is that your ability to grasp where you are and what you are saying is so impaired that you cannot see how an unrelated topic is unrelated and thus stupid as sin to discuss here. The one thing all three groups I mentioned had in common was that you were all discussing the same stupid thing.

I'm glad you claim to not lack self-awareness yet fail to see the flaw from the get-go
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Which ebins have the best fetishes?
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>>167019761
>So what you mean to say is that your ability to grasp where you are and what you are saying is so impaired that you cannot see how an unrelated topic is unrelated and thus stupid as sin to discuss here
Are you new to this general? 90% of the posts here shouldn't be here.
What exactly was I suppose to do? Ask them to talk about it with me somewhere else? How fucking retarded can you be?
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I'm gonna take a dick pic
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>>167019894
>What exactly was I suppose to do? Ask them to talk about it with me somewhere else? How fucking retarded can you be?
Yep, your inability to feel stupid when you type shit like this is still admirable
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>>167019863
me
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Well, I don't know about you guys but /xivg/ is where I like to come for all my incredibly drawn out, overly wordy arguments about something unrelated to but somehow at the same time completely related to the other person's character or my judgement of such based on a few shitposts which I then respond to with my own shitposts.

/xivg/ really scratches that itch.
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>>167019863
The best fetish, objectively, is anal unbirthing combined with hyper-pregnancy. So whoever has that fetish wins by default.
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>>167019956
Holy shit.
You just continue to make useless posts with no substance to dodge any kind of criticism towards yourself.
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>>167019668
I don't understand this lemon meme but it was amusing enough.
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Who has the cutest feet?
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>>167020041
Don't be butthurt. You'll find someone to spoil you eventually.
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>>167020132
algy
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>>167020084
No, no that's been from the get-go. I'm sorry you're so situationally impaired that you struggle to comprehend that you're being called stupid and then you trying to justify your stupidity is stupid. You couldn't come up with the very obvious answer when it was in the very second post, and spout "no substance" when what you actually mean is "I don't want to read what you are saying".

I will repeat: You are dumb as sin, you defending your stupidity and even being surprised that you'd be called stupid is testament to just how oblivious you are. And there's no dodging criticism, it's the fact I can dismiss it because you're attempting it only in defense. Unlike you, I've never denied any insult you've thrown my way. Your lesson is to not insult someone if they could insult themselves better than you could, it's to stick to your defense, it's what you were doing better with.
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>>167020205
You're a fag and also gay.
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does anyone on balmung want to hang out and maybe pvp or something
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>>167020084
Criticism received on an anonymous Congolese buffalo husbandry board is the worst kind of criticism.
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>>167020320
This reads like an angry 12 year old trying to argue on gaia online. I know, because I was that kid once.
Jesus.
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>>167020384
Can we cuddle and point out constellations in the sky afterwards?
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>>167020109
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>>167020437
No, the angry kid trying to argue on Gaia was actually
>>167018323
You would find these posts in GaiaOnline's Life Discussions or Life Problems section. I'd know because I liked to read them years ago with a friend for kicks
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>>167020485
sure, stargazing is cool
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>>167019952
post imgur
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Do all c@s like foot massages?
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>>167020320
>Unlike you, I've never denied any insult you've thrown my way
Oh please. Get off your fucking high horse. You're not better than people because you "didn't deny being stupid."

I'm not even going to bother to respond to the rest of this since I'm just talking in circles with you at this point.
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Why is the story so shit
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>>167020526
>this response
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>>167020650
Because it's a JRPG
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What guild has the most drama in and out of game?
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how do i know which armor/weapons to keep?

im running out of space
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>>167020667
Yep
Shit like this http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/life-issues/twisted-love-problem/t.3059505/
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>>167020384
I'll Feast with you if you're not shit.
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>>167020598
They like being tickled, that's for certain.
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>>167020764
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>>167020749
Get rid of everything and cry about it later when you wanted to use that one piece of armor for glamour.
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>>167020779
I'm alright
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>>167020790
hahah wtf is wrong with her arm
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>>167020740
drakn hands down
youve got
webbers
erpers
manupulators
backstabbers
salty scrubs
arrogant people
obnoxious people
attention whores
suicidal idiots too pussy to do it
lolcows
friendly facades
or a combination of any of these really, everyone of the members there has at least one or more of these qualities.
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>>167020790
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>>167020764
>actually went to gaia online to get a post
>are this assblasted
>>
What the fuck is wrong with this thread. Fucking posting gaia links...
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>>167020983
Yeah, it's actually really easy to google "GaiaOnline Life Issues Love" and get a 12 year old thread to use as an example.
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>>167020936
i had someone in drakn just get me kicked from an a11s clear because they're an angry cuck and can't suck it up for 30 mins while we help somebody get it done for the week
really makes you think
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>>167020936
which one am I
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this is the most entertaining thread ive read in a while, bravo.
hate chaos and malice
its like im actually on 4chan
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>>167021049
>trying to justify searching for a gaia online link to post in a thread on a sub-board dedicated to large video game threads on a japanese image board
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>>167020991
you make it sound like that somehow detracts from the quality of the thread
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>>167021173
most of them
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>>167021232
>Justify
No, I just thought it appropriate. If someone would cite Gaia, would they not appreciate a reminder of what Gaia was like 12 years ago?
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>>167020764
>Gaia still exists.
Heh. I remember when /b/ raided them hard for stealing Longcat. That's getting to be a while ago. Wonder if I still have my Habbo wig somewhere. Good times. Man, I was so much younger back then.

Dammit /xivg/, I come here for /fit/ Highlander girls. Not feels. I didn't need to feel these feels.
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>>167021313
OK how about which ones am I not
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Shut up and post your happy place, nerds.
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>>167021379
I want that book specifically for that minion!
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>>167021332
sure thing friendo
i believe you
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I want to hold hands with and play with a lady lala's comparatively tiny fingers.
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>>167021162
get cucked you fucking retard
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>>167021379
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>>167021436
You can google it if you want. I'd also recommend scrolling up and you'd see that this thread was incredibly similar to that same thread even before the link. It's truly impressive that some 12 year olds never stop being 12, even 12 years later.
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lf bf to smother me with love and affection
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why do people like catboys? they are ugly, creepy and gross
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>>167021485
get cucked by who i think if someone hates me because their boyfriend moaned for me on voice they're the cuck
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>>167020936
>>167021173
Do me next!
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>>167021553
they are total petbait (bait meant to be pet)
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Lkooingf or frineds to collect pst
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>>167021553
They're just in it for the barbed penises.
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>>167021350
are you suicidal? and Im not sure if youre a salty scrub or not
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Do these dumb bids actually drop dodo tenderloins? I need them for a cooking quest, and I must have genocided about 100 of them, but I've only found animal hides.
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>>167021671
ok hi
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>>167021706
no and not sure what I could be salty over

what's a lolcow
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>>167021349
I miss Zomg when it first came our.
>ywn get the momma doggo glitch where the entire cave fills with puppers
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>>167021414
He's a nice minion. I only wish his "sit and read" animation would activate during /gpose so I wouldn't have to sperg about timing screenshots right.
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tfw cucked
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>>167021514
after looking through the thread what's really impressive is how you feel the need to make yourself seem better than everyone even up to this post
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>>167021785
Yes
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>>167021879
it is okay abe...
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>>167021907
Nope, not really. I'm not better than anyone, that's precisely why I can post what I post.
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>>167019140
Oh not to bad
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>>167021879
Sorry to hear that dude, it's the worst feel and you have all of my sympathy. I'm here for you if you want to talk with someone.
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Why did you do it
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Fastest dungeons for script tomes?
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>>167021821
shana is super cute!!
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>>167021975
how do you not realize that you continue to act better than everyone with this post? you must have autism
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>>167021563
>>167021162
What happened?

>>167022093
You're mistaking cucking for ntr.

Cucking means he agreed to watch someone fuck his bf/gf.
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>>167022118
Sohm Al Hard Mode is about 15mins with at least 2 not shit players
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>>167022126
really cute orbiter!!

thanks..
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>>167022118
Sohm AL HM is 13-15 minutes with at least one DPS doing 2k and the other doing 1.5k. Or longer if your tank somehow chokes. If you had a group where the WHM did DPS, and both DPS pulled 2k you'd be looking at 10 minutes assuming Lava Scorpion died before the second set of adds could spawn for a BLM to pad on them
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>>167022212
tfw i got recognized

i'm so happy...
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>>167021379
Does it count as a happy place if it's where I go when I'm depressed?
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>>167020936
I am literally none of those things.
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>>167022126
Hi shana you public meat toilet.
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I am considering becoming a career webber.

Does anyone have any tips?
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>>167022314
Ive literally never seen it. Guess thats what I get for still pugging roulettes.
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>>167022482
have a cool costume and tell nobody your identity
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>>167022482
Be prepared to know you're an asshole and ruining the game for people
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>>167022551
What do you run as? I pug my roulettes but I got so tired of shit like Strix finishing his meteor cast in Gubal HM, or the first boss of Xel getting the second set of stones+turret that I just kinda decided to start DPSing all the time again. I used to WHM or WAR every roulette
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>>167022689
AST. I always feel like the DPS are underperforming. I dont parse.
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>>167021549
What will I get out of it?
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>>167022796
nothing please spoil me
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>>167022768
I honestly just parse dungeons because I'm an autistic faggot and get obsessed over my own AoE DPS. Especially on WHM because I was curious just how high I could get and how low I could drop my overheal. It's the only thing that makes dungeons fun for me, it's a real problem
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>>167022768
AST are smelly gypsies
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So is this all the Moogle dailies will be?
Me making random shit for them?
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>>167022864
How is that a problem?
The dungeons aren't fun in any other way. If you can find fun in pushing your own parse then that's a good thing.
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>>167022924
mostly. There's some where you fly around on the pom thing and sprinkle pixie dust on dragons or moogles, some where you fly around on a dragon and roar at shit. They're a crafting beast tribe, what do you expect?
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>>167022924
>random
>catboy
Typical.
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>>167022924
ixal 3.0
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>>167022924
>DF EX 2.0 primals
For what purpose
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>>167023045
Have a stupid quest for it, thats mainly why
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>>167022838
You need to be very cute to be spoiled without anything in return
You gotta give me something here or you'll miss out
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>>167023113
Don't listen to him. Just stay in that queue and see how long it takes to pop. Waiting on EX primal DF queues is an experience not many people will see nowadays. This is the authentic 2.1 experience because Party Finder was actually worse.
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>Emily will never notice you
>Emily will never EB you
>Emily will never cyber with you on voip.
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>>167023224
No you fuck off Emily chan is MINE!
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>>167023224
You had a chance yesterday to set up a cross pf. Either do it or stop spamming the thread. It was cute at first but now you're just looking like some cooedinated shitposter working with Emily.
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>>167023224
Didn't you want to set up a pf to hang out?
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>>167023340
That is epperson you fuckin retard
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>>167023224
literally can't imagine someone more pathetic than you desu
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>>167023474
Emily...
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>>167023224
Emily...
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>>167023224
emily...
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>>167023224
>>167023463
>frog poster posts
>emily suddenly enters the thread and replies minutes later and isnt even on

Like clockwork
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>>167023701
epperson is cancer
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>>167021549
do you like old washed up suncat white mages?
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>>167023983
lei's nice and cute, not washed up and old!!
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>>167021549
Are you a girl irl?
If you are i'll be your bf and pamper you like a princess every day.
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>>167024109
Lei is old... But that's good I like older men...
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Man this place hasn't changed one bit.
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>>167024210
I am but if you're pickles you need to go outside and stay there.
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>>167024371
I'm not him.
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>>167024437
Thank god.
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>>167024371
What does that mean?
Also, let's have a voice chat to determine what it is I should spoil you with
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>>167024553
Pickles go away.
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is there a way to make the combat log only show your actions/what happens to you?
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>>167024352
Indeed it hasn't... which is quite a bit depressing.

But I guess, it keeps the thread alive when it's not "too much".
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What do I do with leve gather/crafting allowances once I hit cap? I have 100 unused.
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>>167023983
yes
>>167024210
sorry im a boy
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>>167021379
It has quite the nice view, too.
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>>167022374
give it time, you're hanging with the right crowd.
do you actually think that all of these people started this way here lol.
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>>167024584
Who is pickles?

>>167024753
Good, I would rather spoil a boy because a girl is more likely to be unfaithful in that relationship
>>
>>167023463
Yeah look for the initials T.K. on pf
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>>167024729
Yes, go into your log filters and change the settings for your Combat log. You'll basically uncheck everything that doesn't affect you. I wouldn't actually recommend doing this, though
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>>167020384
anyone ;_;
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>>167024865
*ppiki.
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>>167024901
why did the gamemaster take off his crown?
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>>167024901
I'm running dungeons to cap on scripts you want to join?
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OwO hey boys
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>>167010670
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>>167024995
uwu, hey
>>167024325
=w=
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>>167024890
why not?
its so filled with shit i can never see what hits me
like if i die in a raid or what ever its imposable to go back and see what killed me
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>>167025218
offtopic
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>>167024948
I would but I never unlocked the new experts
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>>167025218
>virgins that never had sex
I laugh at queefs
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>>167025284
Should go unlock them it's only 2 new areas.
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>>167024880
I won't be home for awhile. Try in like 4 hours.
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>>167025219
Well, generally if something kills you in this game, you're gonna know what killed you. Like the mechanics aren't very subtle about it. Like either you die to an auto attack, a named tankbuster, a named cleave or one of several mechanics, each will provide a name without having to read the log
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>>167025218
queefs are literally just air, unlike farts which are gasses
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>>167025306
Sex has a bunch of funny noises and some awkward situations that you can only lol about and move onto the fun parts.
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>>167025334
it sounds like excuses but i'm fresh outta gil for tps even
..waiting on roulettes to reset..
..thus pvp
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>>167025375
Alright will do!
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>greed on left side alexandrian gear that someone else said they needed
>get it
>he's visibly upset
>I don't even have the class that can use it level 60
>I don't even have the class that can use it level 30
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>>167021379
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>>167025420
Air isn't a gas?
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>>167025586
well no shit he's upset

you're an asshole
>>
>>167025671
well if you want to get technical, farts is gas that comes from decaying food in your guts mixed with bile
>>
>log on today expecting to play with a friend
>he's been offline all day
;_;
>>
i am gas
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>>167025586
so how does it feel to be in the same teir as guffy?
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>slightly THICCer Highlander and Roe girls
>all of their faces look older and more masculine than midlander girls

This game really needs to do something about its female player characters. At least I don't feel so bad about my QT midlander anymore, though.
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>>167025628
Some day I'll pet you...

Papa kat, fijne nacht
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>>167025923
guffy is good... he is the gamemaster himself
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>>167021379
404 happy place not found
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How bad is it for a NIN to be out dps'ing a MNK on every fight?
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>>167025815
That's not the part I was questioning
But our air is a mixture of different gases, too
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GO WEB GO
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>>167026045
bad BAD
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>>167026045
Depends on the gear difference and familiarity with the fight. But assuming equal gear, the MNK is expected to have higher personal DPS than a NIN
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>>167026045
uninstall the fucking game levels of bad
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>>167026012
>can't clear a6s
>can't clear a11s

://///
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>>167025996
That sounds nice

Weltrusten
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How do i know if I'm being used or not?
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>>167026316
You are
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Yo, this game is pretty comfy. I wish I could have my carbuncle summoned while I fish.
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>>167025932
>complaining about races not looking like children
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>>167026415
SUPER CUTE CAT
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>>167026098
post download (33).jpg
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>>167026316
>tfw used by someone to get over their old eb

I dont know how I feel.
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midlanders were DESIGNED to be pumped!
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>>167026463
SUPER CUTE POSTER
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>>167026425

how do you sit while fishing? That specific stool? all this standing up makes my legs sore.
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>>167026316
If you have to ask yourself then you are being used
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>>167026581
do /sit??????
>>
>kirito tsunderie responding to himself hour

im out
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>>167026581
Just /sit while fishing. You magically summon it to sit on
>>
OK!!!
Post c@s now.
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>>167026581
just do /sit
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>>167026581
I just typed /sit while my rod was out. It seems to just auto-give you a stool if you're fishing, instead of sitting on the ground.
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>>167026607
>>167026660
>>167026663
>>167026671

See i tried sitting and THEN casting my line, which didnt work.

that makes alot of sense, and i feel silly now.
>>
>>167026450

>wanting to fuck men and old people
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>>167026696
Poor dog :(
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>>167026728
I dunno, I feel like your way would make more sense. I don't think it's normal to pull out a seat while holding your fishing rod.
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>>167026696
I want to lick Elks chest!
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>>167026792
>anyone who doesn't look like a high school bitch is a man or an old person
>>
Kirito Tia here. The time has come to move on once and for all from this place. If only I had the power to change things, then it wouldn't have ended up this way.

Farewell.
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>>167026792
>anyone above 12 is a man and old
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>>167026830

I suppose, but i should have atleast tried the alternative.

Is there any fancy special fishing seat or minion interaction?
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>>167026450
>Wanting disgusting milfs
>>
>>167027091
>not enjoying Christmas cake

Are you retarded or something?
>>
>>167025479
What faction you in?
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>>167027091
>divorcing your wife the moment she looks older than 29
settle down donald
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reminder that seihai has gotten yet another commission and still attempts to keep up the pure facade
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<Flat claims to be the one of the best brd in the world for zurvan
Even Gyo has a higher parse lmao and he doesn't even main brd really makes you think
>>
>>167026962
>>167026985

>Midlanders look like 12 year olds

Are you blind? They look like they're in their late teens to early 20s, which is the best time for a girl to breed if she wants healthy children.

Highlanders look like they're in their 30s, which is when women start running into trouble getting laid as their SMV plummets, and for good reason (girls who let themselves enter their 30s single are often in for a nasty surprise).

Roes look like men.
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>>167027084
Nope, if I remember correctly the seat was just added sometime in ARR just for the purpose of /sit as some odd Quality of Life addition, so beyond just the seat nothing really changed. You should definitely fish with your favourite minion summoned, though. It really makes it a lot more comfortable
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>Aika "Pakscammer" Tsunderie rags on Harp for over a year about a repelling shot death
>When he does it, "I'm not bad because xyz post ur parse"
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>>167027212
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>>167027194
>red hair orange eyes
that's it, im convinced
>>
Hello friends \o/

Any Gilgamesh friends want another friend?
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>>167027212
>teens
>breeding
I hope you're banned from being near any highschool in your area you creep.
>>
>>167027212
don't make the mistake of thinking that just because you're not particularly manly it means femroes look like men.
>>
>>167027194
post full for research sake
>>
This grown man phenomenon is quite something. Watching closeted losers use MMO avatars as an avenue to date others because they can't in real life is both fascinating and despairing.
>>
>>167027194
Literally an anime character
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>>167027219

Lulu or minfillia it is then
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>>167027691
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>>167027835
One of them is a saint cat. The preggo one.
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>>167027835
you mean the ones in which their eyes were censored
>>
I want to play a male character but I want the body type of a girl cat or au ra
>>
>>167027794
I really want to read all the responses to that.
>>
>>167027981
>clearly a faggot
>doesn't play catboy
???
>>
>>167027794
That post is hilarious because he's making fun of people like that
But there is no way he could have thought all that up without experience
>>
>>167027205
You ever consider maybe he was just shitposting without ill will behind it
>>
>>167027835
seihai...
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Sadly I couldn't take an in-game picture, but I saw this Lalafell today that was absolutely fucking adorable
>>
Are the i270 anima weapons worth getting?
>>
>>167027408
>>167027552

Truth hurts. As girls enter their 30s, the days of men lining up around the block to buy them a drink come to a close. As has been known since the beginning of the human race and only recently censored from discussion by political correctness, women are on the clock when it comes to securing a man. The old maid is not a relic of the ancient past.

It makes sense, biologically. As women get older, the chances that their newborn babies will be sick skyrockets. So basically, women need to get married and have kids young, and focus on the career afterward when the kids are old enough to be independent.


>>167027572

Their shoulders are too broad for women.
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>>167028243

no. of course an end-game max ilvl weapon is not worth getting

you fucking dingus
>>
>>167028253
>Their shoulders are too broad for women.
>race of green-skinned giants
The males are what real men look like.
Sorry, my dick just doesn't get hard for kids.
>>
>>167027835
what was the picture?
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>>167028253
I'll buy my own drinks, thank you very much. Being financially stable and independently wealthy is far more important nowadays than finding a man to support you while you pop out children. Also you sound creepy as fuck Jesus Christ calm down and go back to /pol/, please.
>>
>>167028590
http://i.imgur.com/j4wOMYM.png
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>>167028467
fuck you idiot alexandrian is better
>>
>>167028253
i got broad shoulders and i'm wired female. broad shoulders aren't a bad thing if you even it out.
>>167028660
you mean r9k?
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>>167028253
lol
>>
>>167028737
unless you're a drk or healer
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>>167028253
old people fuck each other bro

like there's not a switch that turns off

>>167028563
manroes look like someone put a shirt on a refrigerator. they're cartoonishly large

femroe proportions are kind of off as well but it's not as noticable
>>
What does /xivg/ like to do when they encounter a friend AFK?

I usually like to hug and/or send then a tell just to show them I care.
>>
>>167028696
literally from dungeon meshi
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>>167028660
Your biological clock is about to scream at you. You'll be helpless since money can't buy fertility and there will be no one to blame but yourself, but you're sure going to try. Enjoy your 9-5 until then I guess?
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>>167028894
Nothing.
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>>167028894
If lala, pet them.

If not lala who gives a shit?
>>
>>167028858
then aug shire is better than both of animeme weapons
>>
>>167029139
impossible

it has a higher stat potential and you can perfect the ideal stats
>>
Locate the bio(water) hazard container.
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>>167028894

sit with them
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>>167028894
I don't have any...
>>
>>167026257
clearing is not incumbent on one person
>>
Is there a way to make the fairy spam embraces on a single target?
So far I've tried with <number> and it kind of works (not casting the exact numbers of input written even though I don't delete the macro with another one), but I was wondering if it's possible to lock the other embraces on the first target, so I don't have to rely on the party list number.
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Is lala worth Fantaing to? Seems cute and fun but lala tanks are always so awkward.
>>
>When you're all in the Company Workshop and none of you can time your dances
>>
>>167028894
Can you be my friend?
>>
>>167029675
Do NOT! Ill never forgive you. Plus you look like a certain troublesome Lala.
>>
>>167029671
what
>>
>>167028894
Maybe.
What server are you on?
>>
Is it love if you seem to like someone even when they fanta into a race you normally hate? Does it mean you actually like the person?
>>
>>167029958
Yes.
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Anyone on ExcaliBR want to run some guildhest bullshit with me? I need to run most of them between level 15 to 35...
PST to Kistol Crescere in like 5 mins after I get out of this one. :^3
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>>167029821
I doubt I would do it but they're adorable. Big problem with lala is their lack to look cool in armor. It destroys all the detail.
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>>167029675
its cool and wearing cute outfits is fun
t. lala
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Does anyone have a picture of how all the armor looks from Dun Scath?
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>>167030248
yeah
>>
>>167029675
NO
DO NOT
There's something that happens to a player's mind when they play a lala tank. They become a creature of vast, overinflated ego and sense of their own competence compared to everyone else.
>>
Roll for your OTP!

00-01 Stratos
02-03 Ippiki
04-05 Neko
06-07 Amber
08-09 Waffle
10-12 Tofu
13-14 El Suavador
15-16 Kiss
17-18 Harkenia
19-20 Hanna
21-22 Seto
23-24 Moni
25-26 Mumutsu
27-28 Black Steve
29-30 Algy
31-33 Paks
34-35 Harpuia
36-37 Ayase
38-39 Elk
40-41 K'is/Lei
42-43 Sayo
44-45 Mute
46-47 Slithice
48-49 Sera
50-51 Vjera
52-53 Meracle
54-55 Abe
56-57 BG
58-59 Ceveth
60-61 Naaki
62-63 Leukka
64-65 Cute Girl
66-67 Kellam
68-69 Awena
70-71 Kumfi
72-73 Rylai
74-75 Tolan
76-77 Aranea
78-79 Kala
80-81 Flat Chest
82-83 Valvey
84-85 Lil Bun
86-87 Read
88-89 A'exis
90-91 A'lamahni
92-93 Naka
94-95 Godspeed
96-97 Ada
98-99 Stinky
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>>167028660

You're going to be old and lonely, and the door will be slammed shut. Also, who's going to take care of you when you're old if not your kids? Who's going to prop the old people in society up in general if not healthy young people?

Society's current roadmap for young women is shortsighted as fuck, and we're starting to see the consequences. And this is just one aspect out of many in regards to how feminism has broken the family and healthy gender dynamics.

>You sound creepy as fuck.

Only because society has been censoring anything that doesn't fit the feminist narrative, and that's what you're used to hearing. That doesn't make their model of reality any less broken, and the people who get hurt the worst by it are the women who fuck around in their 20s and let their windows of opportunity close.
>>
>>167030389
rolling for naka!!

so cute and pure
>>
>>167029874
I asked if there's a way to have the fairy use embrace multiple times on the same target.
>>
>>167030076
How is the excalibur FC? Looking for a cozy house to afk in
>>
>>167030389
Rolling :3
>>
>>167030389

>didnt even make it onto a list this big

who do i get atleast
>>
>>167030389
rolling for myself
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>>167030458
It's certainly cozy, and the FC is super chill.
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>>167030327
Lala tanks look too weird, you're right. Maybe if I get into healing or something. I like how my tank looks right now.
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>tfw your xiv boyfriend is RP-ing with someone else and you're too autistic to confront him about it
doushio, /xivg/? :c
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>>167030389
pee pee
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>>167030686
The REAL question is how do I GET a XIV boyfriend?
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>>167030663
I cant see you as a Lala, let alone healing. You're the least healer type person ever. Minus the duck sucking.
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>>167029903
Meant for
>>167029781
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>>167030686
Whos thirsty now?
>>
>>167030686
Dump him and be my bf
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Roll for your OTP!

00-01 Fat Cat
02-03 Fat Cat
04-05 Fat Cat
06-07 Fat Cat
08-09 Fat Cat
10-12 Fat Cat
13-14 El Fat Cat
15-16 Fat Cat
17-18 Fat Cat
19-20 Fat Cat
21-22 Fat Cat
23-24 Fat Cat
25-26 Fat Cat
27-28 Black Fat Cat
29-30 Fat Cat
31-33 Fat Cat
34-35 Fat Cat
36-37 Fat Cat
38-39 Fat Cat
40-41 Fat Cat
42-43 Fat Cat
44-45 Fat Cat
46-47 Fat Cat
48-49 Fat Cat
50-51 Fat Cat
52-53 Fat Cat
54-55 Fat Cat
56-57 Fat Cat
58-59 Fat Cat
60-61 Fat Cat
62-63 Fat Cat
64-65 Cute Fat Cat
66-67 Fat Cat
68-69 Fat Cat
70-71 Fat Cat
72-73 Fat Cat
74-75 Fat Cat
76-77 Fat Cat
78-79 Fat Cat
80-81 Flat Fat Cat
82-83 Fat Cat
84-85 Lil Fat Cat
86-87 Fat Cat
88-89 Fat Cat
90-91 Fat Cat
92-93 Fat Cat
94-95 Fat Cat
96-97 Fat Cat
98-99 Stinky Fat Cat
>>
>play any female race
>get /waves, /hugs, /blowkisses
>play a well dressed and proper duskwight lady
>get /salutes, /bows, /kneels
This is weird.
>>167030810
Good post, anon.
>>
dont think I didnt fucking see you
>>
>>167030810
Good post
>>
>>167030810
Hope I get more than just a Fat Cat
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>>167030541
Its old as shit, look at all the dead ebins.
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>>167030903
do something about it, binch
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i want a bf
>>
gook
>>
>>167030686
RP is not the same as ERP, you idiot.
>>
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>>167030432
This is bait but

>anon considers building a well-balanced portfolio, purchasing property, and solidifying your place in a well-respected professional field to be fucking around

Excuse me, I need to go dry my tears with all the money I'll be leaving my family and donating to charity in my will.
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>>167030751
But one of my favorite class in tf2 was Medic and my too OW characters are Mercy, Lucio and Ana. I like support healing in games.
>>167030810
El fat cat pls
>>
>>167030903
Shut the fuck up Beepy
>>
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>>167029675
Please stay away from my favorite race.
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>>167031012
think of all the kids you can buy

like if you handed a family a large enough sack of money they'll just let you take some
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>>167030998
that's what I meant by RP though..
we've grown a bit distant but it kinda hurts

help I never asked for this autism
>>
>>167030771
Balmung
>>
>>167030973
me too
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>>167030973
Pst
>>167031065
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>>167031017
Heal my broken heart then. Also Zenyatta is more fun than Ana.
>>
>>167031119
Then say ERP, and don't tar every RPer with your filthy, bodily fluids dripping brush.
>>
>>167030973
>>167031190
Me three, servers?
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>>167030810
>stinky fat cat

:thinking:
>>
>>167031105

>kids pop out of thin air

Across the entire developed world, there's a population crisis in the making.
>>
>>167031123
I'm on Balmung too, where do you want to meet?
>>
>>167027205
there are no bard logs on gyo?
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>>167031276
balmung
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>>167031216
>tfw not lala
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>>167031346
He plays bard on his alt
>>
>>167031346
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/3004554/4/#boss=1035
>>
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>>167031346
it's not hard at all to beat pic related
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>>167031318
Somewhere in Gridania?
>>
>>167031292
Please post your stinky fat cats
>>
>>167030973
pst flat chest
>>
>>167031276
garugamesh
>>
What the heck should I do with all this Jet Black dye, it's not letting me put it up on the MB pls I just wanted to trade 3 bucks for a decent amount of gil
>>
>>167031445
I can meet you by the plaza in about 10 mins from now
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>>167031419
I like other people too you know.
femroes are my actual favorite but as a general rule people make bad ones. It's ultimately about the person, friendo.
>>
>>167031426
>>167031434
wait another fucking alt? lmao
>>
>>167031445
I'm another anon want to meet by one of the benches in Grid?
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>>167031359
Sry Anon
>>167031508
I'm gilga too!
>>
>>167031292
smirky stinker...
>>
>>167031515
regular special dyes can't be sold on mb

general purpose is but the regular stuff is pretty much for personal use only
>>
>>167031572
He has like 5 different characters that have a L60 and raids on each of them.
What else do you do as an autistic neet doormat?
>>
>>167031445
>>167031614
Sure and I forgot to ask, what race you are?
>>
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>>167031441
You can't make this shit up.
>>
>>167031747
Just sit on the bench and i'll find you it's not that hard
>>
>>167031616
initials?
>>
>>167031779
I fucking choked
>>
>>167031535
>>167031614
Both of those are fine. I just want to meet someone while I'm not really doing anything
>>
>>167031779
*repelling shots in 19th percentile again*
best bard... on the 'mung...
>>
>>167031876
You coming to the bench? I don't see anyone here.
>>
>>167031831
What are yours? M.P here
>>
>>167031730
doormat?
>>
>>167031779
Why are you parse bullying though?
>>
>>167031979
Aranea's doormat.
>>
>>167032013
Why are you white knighting though?
>>
>>167031747
Midlander
>>167031927
Which bench?
>>
>>167032136
Why are you replying to Flat Chest though?
>>
>>167032013
shitposters deserve to be outed
>>
>>167032136
Thats not the wrong word at all. Im not seeking anything from it. I just think its pointless to shitpost about someone's numbers without being constructive.
>>
>>167032160
Teleport to grid and any of the 3benches at the crystal. Just sit down so I know it's you
>>
>>167032071
abe...
>>
Balmung bard power rankings?
>>
>>167032212
how in the fuck is that a shitpost?
>>
>>167032275
Abe
Gyoni
Megu
Flat
>>
>people shit on flat for shitposting
>when the thread turns to flat hour when hes not even around

really boggles my noggin
>>
>>167032275
Aika is the best.
>>
>>167032212
bullying is fun and easy

and has no repercussions online or in real life so you should do it as much as possible
>>
>>167032275


Abe > power gap > Godspeed > Yuchu > Shit > Gyo > Flat > Megu > Neko
>>
>>167032275
Abe
Godspeed
A few non /xivg/ers
Gyo
Megu
Neko
Repu
Flat
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Anybody else enjoy server issues?
>>
>>167032275
>tfw good bard but nobody knows me
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>>167032479
then you're not good
>>
>>167032275
my maybe not anymore EB is my favorite bard
>>
>>167032505
Shana...
>>
>>167032235
I'd come but I think the server is shitting itself atm. I got dc on moving zones and everytime I try login
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>>167032392
This
>>
Sorry Anons that I'm supposed to be meeting in Grid. Aether seems to be having some issues.
>>
>>167032601
>>167032628
Yeah I just teleported and it kicked me. You guys still coming?
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>>167032628
kek aetherfags
>>
What's more fun, ranged dps or melee dps
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>>167032556
me and shana will never break eb so this isnt right
>>
>>167032505
Shanna...
>>
>996 queue to log into balmung
What is this
>>
>>167032698
Yes, I'll be heading there as soon as I'm about to login. I'll be on one of the benches
>>
>>167032860
Aether having another stroke. It's been a weekly occurrence since 3.5
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>>167032698
I'll be there as soon as I can get in, that will probably after a maintence though >.<
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>>167032860
Apparently there's some server instability causing people to crash during area transitions. I just got booted coming back from a frontlines.
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>>167032860
It's a shitty server
>>
1112 balmung queue!
DEAD SERVER
>>
>>167032309
He's the one posting you retard
>>
>>167032392
Don't bully U.N. ever again I'll fight you..
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>>167033050
Right this reminds me I need to revise that
Abe > power gap > Godspeed > Yuchu > Shit > Gyo > Flat > Megu > Repu > Neko
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>>167031831
Pls respond ;_;
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>tfw enjoying another fine, peaceful, dc-free night on Primal Malboro
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I wanna fap
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>>167033108
You're freaking dead kiddo.......
>>
>>167033108
yuchu is a better bard than godspeed
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>>167033187
S.K.
>>
>>167033108
>>167033296
This
Case in point Yuchu didn't get kicked from his static LOL
>>
>>167033357
>i'm not in the inner circle
>>
>>167033357
Did Godspeed really get kicked? Makes sense, I don't know how anyone could put up with the mongoloid for very long.
>>
new thread where
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>>167031717
well crap, time to dye something then, or just give em to my friend if possible.
>>
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>>167033108
True
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>>167033534
SUPER CUTE CATGIRL

PLEASE MARRY ME
>>
new thread
>>167033663
>>167033663
>>167033663
>>
>>167033493
They replaced him with the best /xivg/ Bard, Rheia.
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>>167033108
But Neko is actually pretty darn good.
>>
>>167033357
Godspeed didnt get kicked for being a bad bard though
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>>167033705
>Rheia
Pretty much worse numbers than Abe and Aria in every patch
The best /xivg/ Bard is Aria by far.
>>
I want Samurai to be a tank that uses Naginata instead of a Katana.

The fucking ichigo666 xxsephirothxx SAMfag tears would power me for all eternity.
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>>167034704
Dragoons already have one
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>>167034809
And Gladiators used to have daggers as low level weapons before NIN came out, so what if they have to fuck with a couple of models.
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I NEED MY DUN SCAITH DROP YOU FUCKING NIPS RESET IS TOMORROW
>>
Aether going down. Where should we meet on primal? Malboro again?
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