/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Canon

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>>166955260
Jamison Fawkes! And Satya Vaswani!

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>>166955260
When is the fucking server browser coming out? It's hard to stay motivated when you keep getting shitty map after shitty fucking map.

Also quickplay has been sucking extra cock even since the fucking event started

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First for Spicy Thighs
Why is she so perfect/owg/?

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>Picks Widowmaker in 3v3

Unironically gas yourself you stupid cunt, stop wasting my time xd

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>he doesn't waifu an Amari

>>166955616
how do people actually think this poo in loo is attractive

>>166955543
I fucking love that pic, works amazingly well

I'm finally starting to play Genji more and trying to get the hang of him. He's fun as hell once you get better.

>deflecting Pharah rockets into the enemy roadhog
>using swift strike on a Mercy that's running away
>sneaking up on a Bastion and attacking his weak spot until he turns around and then deflecting him to death
>ulting behind a corner and then killing everyone at the objective while they're attacking your team's Rein
He does a really good job at punishing an enemy team's mistakes. I still need to git gud with his ult though, often times I'll just kill one or two people before the entire team turns around and smears me across the floor.

Sombra still isn't good enough

How can blizzard make Ana so fucking broken and Sombra so fucking bad?

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>>166955543
You...I like you

>tfw don't have friends so i cant play bastion

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>>166955260
reminder

>if you don't die this round you get to reproduce.
>smug_widow.gif

>>166955616
>>166955543
How did Junkmeta become a thing? What's the context? Genji/Mercy and Soldier/Reaper/Ana have some canonical roots but I don't recall ever seeing anything for Spic Thighs and Trashmouse.

>>166955885
waifufags shitposting with their shit tastes

When will they nerf Mercy?

>>166955703
This is sad. That we have to expect shipping to happen just so we can get story.

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>>166955765
>implying you wouldn't loo in her poo

>>166955765
From the waist down shes pretty good.

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>>166955856
also

>>166955616
redesign of her face, outfit, and personality when? she's so fucking shitty. it doesn't help that she's indian

why is sombra classified as offense? she's more about battlefield control and would fit better under defense

>>166955703
I think Zarya will be the next character to get a spotlight. Afterall it would not make any sense for her appearance at the end of Infiltration to make sense otherwise.

>>166955856
>>166956025
It's not even funny making fun of battleborn, it's just sad.

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hana

>>166955824
Aw, thanks anon! That's a really nice piece of art you've posted!

>>166955885
You know, I'm not really sure how it started, now that you mention it. I think it's because of the opposites attract thing like with Meihem, but they're about order versus chaos instead of fire and ice.

>>166956072
I want them to release a helmet version of her something like Genjis helmet.

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Stop posting Pharah lewds.

>>166956087
Because they don't have a utility section for her to fit in and saying you've got a new offense hero is more appealing than saying your second new hero is also support.

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>>166955885
>Opposites attract
Order/chaos for Sym/Junkrat
Fire/ice for Mei/Junkrat
Junkrat is best boy and for me Sym is hands down best girl

>people dont understand the roles system in this game is invalid
>supports out dpsing dps
>dps out supporting supports.

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>>166955696
>he waifus easy bullseye/mother who's a cyclops
KEK

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>>166955696

>want to relax and play Torb in QP
>been put in all three KOTH maps and attacking Hanamura/Anubis
I wish you could filter maps in QP, or search for certain gamemodes

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Roadhog's new hook is better but there's no more retarded hook webms being made. Post pre-patch hooks.

>>166956321
>ana I could fix that eye for you
>le smug french girls face when in the same spawn.

>>166956087
She does 48-160 DPS. McCree does 40-140 for comparison. She spends most of her time (ideally) on the front-lines flanking, like Tracer. She just has more of a utility focus than other offense heroes.

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there are people on this website right now that actually purchased battleborn

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Post Jojo references.

>>166956282
She's not my favorite, mostly just due to her personality, but I still think she's a lot prettier than some people give her credit for.

>>166956350
This is beautiful!

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>>166956338
Why is she so perfect.

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Oh god I just keep getting unwinnable fucking games over and over. I'm getting 4 gold medals every time because my team are literal dogshit what did I do to deserve this

>>166956516
can someone tell me the purpose of the no depth perception haircut?

>>166956516
Who is this cunt?

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>>166956341
>want to relax in QP
>takes 2min+ and and puts against GM/top500
>can't even escape top 500 people in arcade

>>166955696
Because she doesn't rocket jump.

I used to think you guys were just memeing but Sombra's damage is fucking great once you can control her spray pattern

>>166956587
So gamerboys think you are sexy when they throw money at you like a stripper

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>>166956494
>>166955696
She has such a nice lips, I wanna kiss em.

>>166956587
You know you can just push it out of your eyes, right?

>>166956710
>shiiters think a hero is bad because they cant aim
>months of Sombra isnt a pick because she does "no dmg"
>reality is they just suck

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I want to hug hana

>which map has the worst layout and design?
I'm gonna say either hanumura or temple of Anubis

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>>166956350
Edgy le night time on the hill over looking the city with a random le meteorite passing by

Actually happened to me one night. Pretty surreal.

>>166956845
exactly

just like ana desu

>>166956898
Anubis is an automatic loss or draw in most cases just because of the distances from spawn.

>>166956898
All of them

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>>166956461
Everyone has preferences. Personally I find Mercy to be generic as hell, but Im never gonna bash someone if they find her attractive. She is pretty, just not for me

>>166956845
>>166956974
>There are people who aren't able to tell how retardedly powerful character's kit is unless their weapon is Soldier 76 2.0

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>>166956606
blizzard employee, does the esports and shit

>>166956963


If you drive a few minutes away from anywhere with major light pollution you'll find that shooting stars happen like every goddamn minute or so.

>>166957104
>literally hire someone who looks like tracer.
And now we know why the game is a shit

>>166956963
How is that edgy? Calm your autism dude.

>>166957104
qt

>>166957104


post that ass tho. surely there are pictures of the ass

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Describe yourself according to how your teammates/enemies might see you.

>that one Torbjorn who sets up turrets in the most annoying spots possible

>>166955765
she has best legs

>>166957431
>That one Zarya that never realizes that the entire team has retreated.

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>>166957431
>the pro mccree who hits everything

>you should have to pass a basic skills test before bring able to play comp
>accuracy, logic, reading comprehension, basic math
>if you fail the game strikes you in the nuts/cunt with the force of a locomotive.

>>166957431
>that one Roadhog who whiffs the easy hooks and aces all the spicy ones

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>>166957431
>That frontline "Go get em big guy" Zenyatta

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>>166957431
>Someone kill that fucking Ana so we can walk past their D.Va jesus fuck

>>166957431
>the healslut Lucio with bad aim

>>166957431
What happened to this Pepe? Who hurt him?

>>166957431
>this fucking Rein keeps charging in what the fuck

>join game
>"DEFEAT!"
Yeah thanks

>>166957684
Look carefully. He is smiling.

>>166957431
>listen man I know you're a good bastion, I get it, but you really need to switch it's not working right now

>>166955260
Does anyone even use the Discord?

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>>166957505
>going hard on the front lines
>look behind me
>everyone is dead
This has happened more than I am comfortable with.

>>166957645
>Nerf bio grenade
>healing is still through the fucking roof
>ana + mercy = unfucking killable enemy team
Only blizzard bois

>>166957431
>that one guy playing junkrat
>fuck I got trap mine cheesed again

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>>166955885
McHanzo is the most popular m/m pairing in Overwatch and it began with a "oh, cool, west meets east" type of thinking.

Just lay back and have fun.

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How can I get gold everything in a match as grandma

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>Join game as defense
>One guy doesn't show up
>Gets kicked after first point is taken
>Another guy joins
>Doesn't show up until second point is taken
>Picks Bastion

Sometimes I wonder what kind of piece of shit parents buys little autistic timmy this game so he can ruin it for other people

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>>166957431
>"Did I just catch you having fun?"

>>166957505
I fucking hate when this happens.
>Going hard with a RoadHog next to me
>He dies but figure I can keep going with full charge at my side
>Pop ult and figure my teammates behind me will take the hint
>Look back while reloading
>Everyone's dead and the point was being capped
I wanted to yell at my team but it was my fault for overextending

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Lewdest and best pairing

>>166958130
>isn't even fucking timed right

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>start match
>pick mercy
>rando jokingly asks "so anon, are you going to be our healslut today?"
>everyone starts laughing
>he was fucking right
>mfw

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>>166958034
\.. giv candy

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>>166957796
I had a game earlier with some Bastion main and it was actually quite funny. Every time Ana would nano him when he went into tank mode and I discorded everything he looked at.

The cutest character is Mei and the hottest character is Widow. This isn't even debatable.

>>166957431
>get the fuck off widow ur doing nothing

that's me

I sincerely don't understand how people play Mystery 6v6.

How the fuck do you tolerate losing at the character select screen.

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>>166958418
Excellently said.

>>166958418
Tracers pretty cute too bad she is sjw fodder now

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>Attack Volskya
>Teammates pick Hanzo and Widow
>Some guy picks Sombra
>It's quickplay
>Apparently me and my duo going Torb and Bastion in response isn't ok

>>166955546
>quickplay has been sucking extra cock even since the fucking event started
Fucking one healer one tank, god damn it, why play offensive heros if I have gold elims and dmg as hog?

>>166958418
>hottest character is Widow
She's literally blue because she's not hot.

>playing Sombra
>Mei freezing me
>teleport
>still get frozen
Okay then, I think they need to negate damage while you're teleporting or something

Remove Symmetras ability to jump

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>>166957431

>I almost felt something

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>>166957431
>annoying lucio
>why was that lucio there

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>tfw a motorcycle drove by and i almost tried to hide irl thinking it was a junkrat ult

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>hear enemy soldier ulting
>peak him for a cheeky kill with 200 HP hero
Why do people do this? Do they not understand that he can/will kill you almost instantly?

>have to wait a year or more before they add another bodysuit female hero

>tfw when you stroll into a teamfight you know you can win and then die 1v6 because your entire team decided to fuck off and do something else

>>166957431
>that one dva that always goes on dva's special adventures solo and asks where the heals at

might not be the only one tho

>almost 3 hours of games where all I could do is watch us lose

Literally fucking how is this possible

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>>166958418
>hottest character is Widow
I agree with this.

>>166958712
She's icy hot.

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d.va that spams voicelines and emotes

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>>166958171
>you will never be Mei in this situation
It hurts.

Holy Sombra is fucking great now, I love this
Granted it's only QP, but this is so fun

Is Symmetra actually autistic?

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>>166959341
Get the rice slut away from Pharah.

>tfw sick and feel like shit but have to keep playing to get my daily loot boxes
kill me

>>166958418
I hate everything about Mei, Dva is cuter and I agree with Widow

>>166959394
>tfw you figure out Sombra's spray pattern

>>166959478
This isnt csgo you just need to learn fall off distances.

>>166959413
Yes. She's a brown autistic amputee so Blizzard really nailed the diversity angle with her.

>>166959471
D.va is cute but Mei is the cutest, sorry

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>>166959391
>HEPPI HELLOWEEEN
>HEPPI HELLOWEEEN
>EHL OH EHL HA HA
>WINKY FAIS
>WINKY FAIS
>HEPPI HELLOWEEEN
>EHL OH EHL HA HA
>HEH HEH GEE GEE
>WINKY FAIS

>>166955260
>emp one person last round
>become priority number one by everyone on the enemy team next round
????

>>166959576
>amputee
Pretty sure its just armour since you can see an arm.

>>166959582
>no eezzee mowde

>>166959690
Chu already said she's an amputee.

>>166959582
>tack the objktiv

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>Pick Torb
>Offense
>Put turret on cart
>It never dies
>75% Kill participation
>4 golds

Is it that easy?

>>166959579
no

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>Play my heart out.
>Never improve.
>Hit a ceiling I can never break through.

>Repeat for every game I've ever played in my entire life.

I'd kill myself if I wasn't sure I'd fuck that up, too.

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>I thought I saw a ghost
Love hearing it every time

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Weekends are great if you know how to co-ordinate your shitters

>>166959771
You can see her clothes under the armour. Chus wrong and just diversity scoring.
>when youre so desperate to please tumblr your own game thinks you are a faggot.

>>166959886
Good job m8

>>166959824
No, only when going against a bad team. Rarely effective though fun.

i wish genji could heal hazno by sitting on his cock while he snipes

>>166959940
Thanks
Final match of the day was against a team with 100 SR above us, we held the point on Hollywood then steamrolled them in the next round, feels good

>>166959771
Its just a caster gauntlet. Gonna need some source on this now.

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Myrtille!

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>>166959341


No.

>>166959826
Be honest, how many "mei is satan XD" jokes have you made?

>>166959924
It has been stated several times that she is an amputee. The only exception to this is her Vishkar and Architecht skin.

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>play QP or arcade
>Diamond/Masters players on the other team every single game
Am I seriously going to have to fucking play comp to get a nice relaxing match? Would it kill blizzard to even slightly balance teams in QP?

>>166960165
https://youtu.be/xsEyVZRIpw4?t=41m12s

There you go. Someone asks if Pharah, Hanzo, Lucio and Symmetra are amputees or if it's just armor. Symmetra is actually an amputee while the others just have armor covering them.

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If I've lost for 3 hours in a row on QP what do you think that's done for my MMR? It wasn't my fault, every game was just a shitstomp I couldn't prevent.

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>>166956896
You will when you serve in the war with her, earn her respect, then die.

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>>166960210
>Zarya in Widow's outfit
MUH

is it bm if i sleep someone then hit them with a grenade?

>>166959462
>tfw you can't even look at mercy anymore without seeing that chinks dumb face

>>166960306

meant for

>>166959462

>>166960313
Welcome to my world, except it's GM and top 500 for me.

>>166960394
>is it bm to try to kill the enemy team
I'll have to think about that one

Hey, has anyone here had issues with/heard of issues with this game crashing PC's?

This happened to me a while ago where I booted the game, and my entire PC shut down during the loading screen for my first match. And it got to the point where this would happen in the main menu a few seconds after even booting up the game. Happened to other games too on high graphics, ended up playing on lowest settings on some games with a gtx 980ti and i5 3.2 ghz cpu.

I got a new power supply (under warranty) and this fixed the issue, played multiple hours of Paragon on high settings, and some Overwatch.
However last night, I booted up Overwatch and the same thing happened, pc shut down during the loading screen of my first match.
So I booted up Paragon to see if it was happening with other games again (previously Paragon would crash my PC before even loading the main menu) and it ran fine. Played a 45 minute game on highest settings.

So now I'm scared to play Overwatch because it seems to be fucking up my PSU.
Any advice? I guess I could try to keep an eye on power usage while playing Overwatch but I'm just scared to boot it up again.

>>166960448
im just asking i dont want to make anyone mad

>>166960316
>blizzard employees dont know their own lore literally nothing on the wiki about it. This is painfully obvious diversity scoring,

>>166960210
>Nerfs Zarya's breasts
>Widows grew 5 full cup sizes

Would totally like that Zarya skin though

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>>166957431
>That one Reaper who keeps doing the most pants-on-head idiotic teleports
It's not my fault, they make sense in my head. I thought I could teleport behind Widow and get a sweet headshot.

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>>166959462

>>166958089
>play QP
>complain
woooooooooow

>>166960560
The biggest issue I could see is that in her comic you see her switching between the Vishkar outfit and her normal one without a problem and there doesn't look to be anything cybernetic about her arm in the Vishkar skin.

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>>166957431
That Zarya that's either 100 or 10, never anything else

>>166957431
>that fucking d.va who doesn't actually kill anything, but just fucks up and distracts the enemy back line.

also
>fucking mei.

>>166960313
>>166960436
why are you looking at people's profiles to see their rank in qp

(quick) play is just that, quick, above all else

>>166960453
Overwatch is more than likely not the cause of your problems, I would look into re-downloading Overwatch, updating your drivers, maybe re-install your OS, to see if any of that will fix it.

>>166960768
Its because its just a caster gauntlet. Its where her abilities come from and shes been using it from a young age. Just another pandering retcon.

>>166960871
>why are you looking at people's profiles to see their rank in qp
Because I'm wondering why I'm unable to play the game for more than 20 seconds at a time because a GM Hanzo is pegging me from across the map.

>>166957505
Fuck this was me last night.
A second ago EVERYONE was fucking behind me so I thought it was safe to step off the point to get rid of 2 enemies that I KNEW would fuck us over.
Little did I know everyone else was fucking dead and I lost us the game and everyone yelled at me.
I cried.

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Where were you when D.VA overdosed on doritos?

>>166960768
It gets worse. There's a panel where if you zoom in on her hand you can see her fingers. The artist was probably given the memo just to copy the skin but was never told that she a cybernetic arm.

The same issue is in Recollections, with Junkrat not having his prosthetic and instead having a normal arm. Again, tiny details, but just write a memo to artists, plz blizzard.

all I do in ctf is lose.
i've started to keep track of it. I am currently at 2 wins, 13 losses and 8 draws.
so far 100% of friendly flag captures have been completed by me. the very extreme majority of games I have the gold in elims and damage done.

am I blacklisted or something in this shitty game mode? I just want these fucking loot crates.

>>166955718
I want mercy to bully my anus with her staff

>>166961080
Clearly a case of changing the lore after and ignoring the design.

>>166960970
fuck his rank, anyone can end up dominating your games at any time, sometimes people end up really good one day, or their friend is playing on their account, smurf, whatever. Looking at their rank is only gonna tilt you

with that being said you should've picked Widow and shitstomped him until he left the game

>>166961146
I wouldn't recommend ctf for loot boxes unless you've got a competent group playing, you're better off doing the even stupider 3v3 gamemode or mystery heros

>>166961042
>the little twitchy movements everyone makes

Adorable

>>166960871
>>166960453
did some googling, and found this
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20744324561?page=2

fucking weird.

>>166957431
>oh wow another fucking hanzo

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>>166957431
>THIS FUCKING ZEN IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HIT, HES STRAFING VERTICALLY, IS THIS GHANDI???

How do we redeem Gabriel Reyes?

>>166957431
>"Somebody kill this fucking Lucio on the point"

>>166960790
Or this, this so damn much

>>166961534
What do you mean? He's died a hero.

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>>166957431
>that Junkrat who never touches the ground and is constantly throwing traps just in front of people

>>166960453
This happens with a lot of Blizzard games. Peope have had their pcs bricked and had to buy new ones.
Blizzard employs monkeys for programmers.

>>166961379
100% GPU usage in-game might be caused by the "reduce buffering" option in the video settings. If you are getting the same problem as those people you should probably just re-install Overwatch

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>>166961534
He's already redeemed!!!!!
Because I'm dating him!
I'm Gabriel's wife!

>>166961234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3N4P-83G-U

At 1:20:00, all characters with prosthetics.

>>166961828
Yeah but this is post ana its a retcon.

let me preface this by saying I'm not great at the game, or shooters in general, or hell even video games in general. but symmetra. holy shit symmetra. she's so fucking antifun with her goddamn gun. I don't even want to play this game with her in it.

>>166957431
a bot

>Ana on my team sleep darts an enemy roadhog
>starts doing here laugh emote
>I wake up the roadhog, he hooks her, and then kills her
>we say hello to each other and go are separate ways
If was so wrong but felt so right

>>166961907
You should have seen the autist scrrecher in the last thread.
>just one shot flashbang symm
Literally impossible now lol

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>>166961792
>wife

>>166961907
yeah

such an easy fix too (just lower her ammo)

>>166961534
Reveal him to be white to stop the brownwashing fags.

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>Stylosa has multiple accounts just to play one specific character in each one

For what purpose?

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>Play Torbjorn on attack
>Get shit

What's wrong guys? I thought this was a fun game, I'm just having fun.

>>166962191
autism

>>166961828
>anything artists are encouraged to avoid?
>red
>This current event

Umm...

>so many mouthbreathing retards don't understand the changes to Symm
>she has a shield that can block Reins and Dvas ult
Nothing getting through that

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>>166957431
>that one Reinhardt that suicidally charges in but due to some black magic IT JUST WORKS

>>166962220
>What's wrong guys?
>>166962234

>>166962247
>event adds multiple red skins
>lighting on the event brawl gives off a reddish glow

I'm guessing they just don't care anymore

>>166962263
sometimes i wish it wsa bit slower, feels bad trying to block dva ult like a hero but for it to be just to close and just kills you

>>166961907
>>166962010
>>166962101

here's a short list of some heros that shit on Symmetra

Pharah
Tracer
Soldier
McCree (how are you not flash+instagib? Are you referring to her shields? It's a cooldown battle, just like cowboy vs. Tracer and Genji)
Mei
Widowmaker
Hanzo
all of the tanks

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>>166962062
I was his girlfriend but we got married last week!

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>>166961534
Ana will put her family back together again!

got the event Mei skin from second case I ever opened

>>166962247
Its funny because autists take everything boizzard panels say as gospel.
>that time they said Grom hellscream was the final boss for WoD
>every autist believed it.

I just keep losing no matter what I pick and it's not my fault. I give my team all the chances to win but they always end up throwing it away and I'm stuck watching. What happened?

>>166955260
Maybe I lack taste, but this half shaved hair style kills sombra for me. I get it, cyberpunk look, ok fine. That's nice. But why that? That doesn't scream dystopian to me, that screams snowflake. Look alike to cyberpunk without knowing what it means. And those augs on her head, what do they even do? I'm guessing link her hacking capacities right to her brain for near instantaneous hacking, with the downside of shouting like she has tourettes when she comes out of stealth.

I like everything else, that one part bugs the shit out of me.

>>166962381
the only true counters really are pharah and tracer, soldier mc snipers all get shit on by her sheild

how do i play genji I always fuck up his dash and also the ult sword range and shit

>>166962381
Except Symmetra will shit on all of them too

>>166962498
Kaplan noticed you haven't been buying event boxes so he's taking out some frustration on you

>>166962381
Haha another bronzie that doesn't play the game. Shes pretty much counters everything on the list you made.

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>>166957431
>that one Roadhog that gets more kills just running around shot gunning people than hooking.

>>166962247
Zenyatta's Nutcracker skin gives his head a larger hitbox. Blizzard has stopped caring about making skins anything other than look good.

>>166962505
i dont get why people just see "tumblr xd trigger snowflake" from shaved hair, like it looks cool on her honestly

>>166962573
>Bought two boxes
>5 man aimbot in the next game

It's true, you gotta be good goy if you want to have fun.

>>166962508
>>166962537
The problem is many players seem to think this is season 2 prebuff Symmetra.

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>>166957431
>The one who got them in his sights

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>>166962220
Don't let them get to you. Torbjorn is literally McCree with more bullets, a smaller hitbox, much more survivability, the ability to give your teammates armor, and a mini-Bastion supporting him.

>>166962508
How so? Her shield has a pretty significant cd

>>166962537
maybe if you walk into her m1 range with a neon sign that says rape me instead of outranging her
hell you don't even have to do that if you have a Reinhardt

>>166962573
well Symmetra is pretty much never run in masters but I guess gold is a special kind of hell isn't it anon

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>shit games all night
>way more losses than wins through no fault of my own
>only 3 boxes for the effort
>nothing but blues and a dupe purple

This event feels way fucking worse than winter

>>166962449
They said that. Didn't Thrall just kill Grom in a shitty cinematic?

>>166962663
I don't even know why people havent noticed but look at Sombra legendary costume
>one site has a skirt and long hair
>the other has no skirt and short hair

>>166962793
you arent spamming it, you should have it in a isolated area

>>166962821
>duplicate Event items STILL do not scale to their high price to give more Gold

Fuck Blizzard.

>>166962663
I never said it was Tumblr snowflake, just trying to look different to stand out kind of snowflake. Knowing it's a game and they are made to look attractive, the hair just makes no sense to me at all. I don't hate her for it, it just bugs me that this 'renown hacker' looks like something that followed the Britney Spears example.

>>166962947
i mean, isnt she relativly young? Im sure she thinks its cool and edgy, her name is litterally shadow and her icons are all skulls

>>166962396
But anon... what if 76 is already his wife?

>>166962897
are we talking about her ultimate our her second ability?

If we're talking her ult yeah it is pretty powerful and pretty much has to be dealt with to win
If we're talking about her second ability I mean it's good for making the snipers move from their spot but I'd hardly consider it a counter

>>166962947
Well she does have implants there and all over her

>>166962827
No. Grom became a good guy. The final boss was Archimonde.
They just said Grom was the final boss to not spoil it obviously. Yet autists screeched at anyone tyat pointed that out.

>>166963105
its enough to let her escape

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it's time

>>166961146
>play Rein
>win
>???
>loot box dissapointment

>>166962793
Symmetra masters and gms exist wrong again. The funny thing is if Symm is so easy to play according to some why aren't the in gm?

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>>166963234

>>166963196
Oh yeah, it was Garrosh that Thrall killed. I mean, why do a bait and switch, Archimonde is a much more exciting final boss than Grom. Grom's cool and all but he is just still one dude.

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>>166963331

>>166963312
Most people in GM stack. There are some utter dogshit players that just played Mercy to a good player in the higher ranks. Stands to reason it applies to some symmetras too

>>166962663
anything alternative is considered tumblr on 4chan

>>166963213
in the context of a 1v1, I will concede, it is enough
but this is a team game where there isn't (shouldn't) be 1v1s and skirmishes happening, there should be 6v6s happening. Symmetra doesn't have much to offer in actual team fights, and if you are losing to one, chances are your team isn't actually fighting together

>>166963312
there are gm and master Bastions too, that doesn't mean he's broken, or even really good. IIRC every hero has at least one person in the Top 500

Why does the me me me only me song go so well with Sombra?

>just want to finally hit 2500
>climb to ~2450
>lose 6 matches in a row with absolute retards for team mates and have to climb from 2300 again

this has happened 4 times now, is it fucking rigged or something?

>>166963456
Seen master and gm solo queuers. Symm just gives control of the flow of the fight.

Is reinhardt's shield too strong?

>>166963550
>tfw thats me trying to reach diamond

just had a few retard games then BAM

a fresh account that just got in competitive with all the hours on sombra.

like wtf

>>166963550
Everytime happens to me too. One win from promotion then bang a spree of shitter subhuman teams

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Lucio is a SLUT!

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>>166963234
PUT her back

>>166963796
kys fag

>>166963817
Its true though lucio is a jiving black midget. Literally dances for heals.

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>>166962396
I don't know who you are but stop running around saying lies when I already have 20 beautiful children with him and own a big rich house together.

/r/ a pic of what's up dva's skirt with the new skin

>>166957431
>that guy that does more damage than the soldier as zenyatta

>>166963796
No one cares about the most useless shit in the game

>>166963952
is this a meme at this point? we should just include a link to the pic in the OP

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>>166963796
Lucio please old men for money!

>>166963463
>in the context of a 1v1, I will concede, it is enough
but this is a team game where there isn't (shouldn't) be 1v1s and skirmishes happening, there should be 6v6s happening. Symmetra doesn't have much to offer in actual team fights, and if you are losing to one, chances are your team isn't actually fighting together
wrong again. If anything she is more deadly in group fights. It just takes the opposing team to lose track of her for a second and bam dead team.
She is obviously even more powerful with the team.

>>166963674
Maybe? It's hard to tell because it's sturdiness is also dependent on how good dps is. If the shield health is lowered to say 1000, we may find that it will break easy when there is good dps, but it won't when there are bad dps.

Blizzard just needs to make a PTR where they play around with the health. And then actually adjust it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5qutj5/this_patch_has_a_surprisingly_amount_of_bugs/?st=iyjhakhh&sh=43c5e87c
>inb4 plebbit
thoughts? this patch has been pretty buggy, and the game crashes all the time

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>Shitpicks Hanzo
>"lol who cares just a game"
>We start losing close to the last point
>Switches to a decent hero

oh sure now you want to win

>>166963674
It's perfectly balanced.
>enough to tank a lot of hits but not enough to be fucking invincible
>only covers what is in front of Reinhardt, leaving him vulnerable from behind
>can simply walk through it
>some projectiles can go through it
>Reinhardt can't attack while his shield is raised and it forces him to move slower
>encourages teamwork and planning on reinhardt's end
>encourages teamwork and planning by the enemy team

>>166963674
It's fine. The problem is that the maps are terribly designed which makes his shield mandatory for people to get through.

>>166964154
This patch is definately fucking my accuracy. Had to change all my setups and its still not right.

>>166964154
This patch is a real mess

>>166964154
yeah its been impossible now for me to play ana since i have no idea where my grenade goes because i cant see it

>>166964220

Hanzo isn't a shit hero, he just has a very high skill cap.

>grind all day
>one win away from finally making it to platinum
>Lijang Tower
>take first two points easily 100%-60% and 100%-0
>winning last one at 96%
>server disconnects
>log back on
>banned for 6hrs


GODDAMIT

>>166964154
Definitely. Most likely because of the Event.

>QP
>see a level 932
>sub 400 SR
I know level is meaningless but...how?

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>>166964154
post yfw it's all part of the next Blizzard ARG

>>166964154
>didn't even bother to bugtest latest build
So much for PTR.

>>166964474
Tsk tsk you thought you could climb in Blizzards game?

>>166964087
>wrong again. If anything she is more deadly in group fights. It just takes the opposing team to lose track of her for a second and bam dead team.

wrong, she never gets to touch the other team when they play the game right. What will happen is one team taking the high ground, break the other rein shield and kill everything that moves, and then jump down with a numbers advantage to clean up. Or if it's a battle for the high ground, she might get some cheeky m2 damage that feeds support ults. She can't even get in with m1 unless the other team is already mostly dead. Symmetra gets no damage in during any of that, unless she wants to try a cheesy flank or overextend and get instantly killed by anyone

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>>166964220
>Play Hanzo because I want to do something different
>Everything crumbles apart
>Switch to Man of Infinite Sprint, Healing and Range at last point because fuck you

>>166963694
>>166963785
I get that on average you're going to get complete retards on your team, but so should the enemy team in even distribution but whenever I'm about to hit a new level it seems heavily skewed against me

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>>166964083
>>166963952

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>>166955512
best ship.

>>166964494
All the people with silver and gold portraits are literal scum.

>>166964587
The game isnt a fucking anime you sperg.
>actually trying to theorycraft exact events in game.
You obviously do not even play.

>>166964580
I started this season in bronze. Its all I've ever wanted

>>166964616
The first part of your post is a busted myth made by mm apologists. The game obviously does throw unwinnable matches at you where the opposing team does not have bad players and yours does. Been confirmed with evidence hundreds of times.

>>166958418
Widow tries too hard to do anything for me

Who else is drunk while playing?

>>166958752
Sombra's teleport is fucked and sometimes just doesn't work

>>166964825
I'm not the one who's getting shat on by Symmetra players. Work hard anon and you can be free of gold one day

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>>166957431
Sk8er boi who spends more time on the wall than on the ground

>>166965030
No you retard im talking about Symm shitting on other players not the other around you moronic cuck. Lrn2reading comprehension.

>>166965008
It's if you place it in a spot you can't properly stand
Pop it on top of the jukebox in Route 66's attacking spawn, it doesn't let you teleport

>>166964993
Sometimes

>>166964984
Thing thing that is sexy about her is she doesn't try at all.

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Hey lorefags. I was without internet this weekend did we ever tweet to chu again?

>>166965185
no fucking shit Symmetra shits on shitters you mongloid. So does Bastion and Junkrat.
My argument is that Symmetra doesn't work in higher ranks, and she doesn't.

>>166964993
That's the only way to tolerate it.

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>>166959341
Why does mercy have arms bigger than Pharahs

>>166965331
Wrong yet again. Gms and master symms are a thing.
Boy you like being wrong don't you.

>>166957431
>That Tracer that decimates on overtime but then blinks into the pit

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>>166957431
[Spooky Scary Skeletons playing at obscene volume]

>>166965325
No, we kinda gave up, after we saw that he didn't respond and instead tweeted about a Football Movie and Ramen like the weaboo he is.

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>>166960210
>Tracer peeking that spider ass

HNNNNNG

>>166965421
There are GMs for every hero.
It's okay, we can just say every hero is good, it hurts to accept the truth

>>166965310
>skintight bodysuit
>high heels
>pristinely kept long-ass ponytail
>strong, breathy french accent

>doesn't try at all
that's a hard sell, you know that right

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I just want to get to a rank where people take the game seriously

>play tracer for the first time
>warping all over the fucking place
>can't even keep track of where I am let alone where enemies are

wew lad I gotta slow down

>>166965609
>Symmetra doesn't work in higher level play
You are a faggot.

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>>166965325
Nothing new to add.

>>166965672

Its called Quick Play.

The entire point of ranked is to take the game seriously.

>>166965720
shh, it's okay, Symmetra will be good one day, you can get Top 500 then, when Blizzard decides she should be OP hero of the month

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this game is fucking obnoxious and i'm already considering uninstalling again after returning to try the changes for a few days.

hanzo is still a retarded hero, nobody likes him, it's not fun whatsoever and blizzard will never be able to do anything to hanzo even though they regret creating hanzo themselves.

ana is still fucking overpowered. lmao a tiny support that can deal 200 dps with no fall off and sleep dart that travels faster than fucking light.

same with zenyatta balls. just spam some choke point and spam discord button until it instantly connects across any range.

roadhog is still retard level strong and overpowered. blizzard is absolutely stupid for letting roadhog go on for this long.

nearly all of my deaths are to brainless choke and corner spam from every projectile class in the game. the rest is being hooked by roadshitter.

the worst thing is the inconsistency and laggy projectiles, there is absolutely no feedback whatsoever, you just instantly die. pharah rockets and junkrat grenades clearly move past your screen or around your character but still count as a direct hit. hanzo arrows make no noise or anything when hitting you, your character just falls to death. it is impossible to even see the arrow because of how bad the lag compensation is. you also don't even know if it was a critical hit or not. dying in this game, is some of the worst experience in games i've ever had, you just have no fucking idea what even killed you 9 out of 10 times, the only thing being a glitched killcam.

this game is incredibly badly balanced and designed, only getting away because it's blizzard, the fancy waifus and graphics. the map designs and layouts are awful also.

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How does blizzard manage to shit out these turd patches? Don't they have internal QA?

>>166965830
>says Symmetra doesn't work at higher levels
>concedes that there are symms at higher levels therefore it works
>literally astupid shitter that needs to uninstal

>>166965806
dude I only play ranked, and yet even in Master games still feel like a coinflip

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I have a new hero idea. Since Soldier 76 appeals to the COD crowd and Pharah appeals to the Quake crowd, why not create a character that appeals to the Halo crowd?

>Character name:Tracker
>Country of Origin: USA
>Occupation: CIA
>Backstory: mysterious CIA agent. Shows signs of having been part of a new Soldier Enhancement Project. Character is male and wears power armor. Always masked. Face is unknown. Mission is to track down Soldier 76 and bring him to justice and to cover up a government embarrassment.
>Weapon: Pistol
>Ultimate: take other people's weapons
>Health: 150 health, 100 shields
>Passive effects: has increased jump height

>>166965954
Blizzard upper management has been cancer ever since they were acquired by activision, they kinda suck dick

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>>166957431
>that one fucking Lucio whose still contesting and nobody can kill him
>the one Lucio who somehow is able to combine speed boost and healing

>>166966038
I've noticed that also all of their stories have sucked since Activision took over. Any other changes that came with Activision?

>>166966028
>>Ultimate: take other people's weapons
>>Passive effects: has increased jump height

Thanks for the laugh desu

>they have to add a large boobied slim bodysuit hero