Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>>166856398
I fucked up the last thread link aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DONT BAN ME FUCK

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Second for Sneks

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What are you getting your waifu for Valentine's Day anon?

>>166856507
10 POMFCOINS OR THE THREADACLUB WILL BAN YOU FOREVER

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Post some filenames

>>166856560
hi kolith

Mini-station when?
Lava world when?
Ice world when?
Taxi station fucking when?

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>>166856695

>>166856891
High enough pressure differentials blowing of feet if you have mag oots on when?

>>166856398
What station is this?

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>>166856695

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>>166856695

>>166857109
Was just thinking how much I'd love something like this. Maybe not blow your feet off, but snap your calves like twigs and you fall down with broken legs. Air still won't push you around but you can't move.

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>>166856695

>>166857116
i honestly hate this fucking image

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>>166856695

>warden chimps out in the trading shuttle and starts shooting everyone
for what purpose

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MAD RESPECT FOR MY NIGGA HUNSON

>>166857571
3 people died from ZAS in an attempt to get the original colored photo

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>>166856695

>All them ckeys I don't recognize

I love new people but I'm a bit scared.

>>166857571
I should of looked at that in game. Now I know why my body was on the photocopier.

How to pay for vending machines with cash and no bank account?

Who will be the next big youtuber to play SS13?

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>when avada bends down to kiss you on the forehead as a nymph

>>166858123
>when avada bends down to keel over and go braindead after a 1 minute sentence

>>166858123
Holy shit her arms are really short

>>166858123
>when avada eats shit to ZAS so a diona can recover Megurine's HD nudes

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Does this server still kill people who play Alien races on sight or

>>166858078
pewdiepie making a funny fart in mouth and toolbox head montage with special thanks to /vg/ in the credits and description

also he plays as an overly Jewish character so the media will report on the whole thing

>>166858594
yes

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>>166858641
I...i just want to spacebird

>>166858594
>>166858757
LEAVE
LEAVE
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE
FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>166858620
>he plays a nazi chaplain builds a burn tank with disposals that go into and throws people into it while calling them jews while nonantag

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>>166858848
I'm already in server. Good luck finding me.

>>166858858
>implying admins would have the balls to ban pewdiepie

Probe would welcome the tubetide with spread cheeks

What is the shittiest clown you can think of?
>non-human
>wears clown suit but with galoshes
>disarms people when he can't slip them
>sides with sec
>murders people who steal his PDA
>doesn't wear clown mask
>steals mime sound synthesiser
What else?

>>166859203
Baking soda.

>>166859203
>isn't funny
>>166858620
This could happen and they still wouldn't put the bunker on

>>166859203
>tells abortion jokes

That was a pretty long bwoink.

here's my idea for a in dept carp breeding and farming
>baby carps must be caught
>he'll adapt to his diet according to wich kind of meat you feed it
>monkey meat turn them into monkey hunter carps that only feed on monkeys and are only aggressive against them
>leafy meat turn them into jungle hunter carps, that only feeds on dionaes and are only aggressive to them
>raw chicken turn them into vox hunter carps, that only feeds on chickuns/vox and are only aggressive to them
>carp meat will turn them into cannibal carps that only hunt and feed on other carps
>human meat/synth meat will get you a regular carp
>throwing meat throught a airlock will attract a carp after 10 or 15 minutes
>male carps are smaller but stronger dealing more damage
>female carps are bigger and slower, having 2 welder hits of health
>spraying pheromones on a female carp will make a male carp engage on breeding with it
>female carp explodes giving birth to 4 baby carps

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>>166856695

>>166858620
I don't want this. At all.

>>166859632
Don't call it a grave
It's the future you chose

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Not much was accomplished. but it was still fun. 10/10 would spess again

>>166859203
>uses janicart instead of subverting botany
>is vox (the only non-human tolerable clown is a comedic grey, but vox is another level of trash)
>will not roll with jokes or improv when something funny hapens
>will not tell jokes when asked to
>carries a toolbelt
>obnoxiously prays to let honkmom/ahelps sec

Apparently there's some bullshitting going on so I'm logging in and banning anyone that fucks around. I will ask again if the bunker is needed.

>>166859140
>wanting literal children on the server

>>166859708
I never asked for this.

>>166859203
>considers toolboxing someone a hilarious prank
>name is either their usual staticname, something from tv/youtube or :^)
>baits to the exact point he reckons he can explain away a murder as escalation to admins then tries to murder
>comes back later as a borg after getting dunked and spaces his killer

>>166859751
>A cripple, a mime, a clown, and a catatonic body walk into a bar

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WHATS HAPPENIN BROS THIS IS PEWWWWWWWWWWDIEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

>>166859838
bunker IS NOT NEEDED
theres at most 15 new players
this is not the end times

>>166859838
GIB BUNKER
BAN ALL ACCOUNTS THAT TRIGGER THE "YOUNG ACCOUNT, WATCH ME" MESSAGE

MAKE /vg/ GREAT AGAIN

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Probe1 Announces:
Wait for it.

Ban any ckey younger than January 1st 2016

Make /vg/ deadpop again

>I'm an officer
>another officer screaming for help in the brig
>when I arrive, I see VERY LARGE (borg on robocop) standing next to an officer's corpse and baton another officer to death
>no way for me to tell what happened
>he walks up to me, asks me to stuff their bodies into a locker
>nope.jpeg. Flash borg, run off to an intercom and tell him that I didn't trust him and I'm sure he'll understand why
>enter shuttle, borg starts wailing and screaming about me being a shitter
>harmbatons me half to death, cuffs me, buckles me, continues harming me
>ahelp it
>it's actually looked into and the borg gets a temp silicon ban

I'm actually surprised that it was looked into. 99 out of a 100 cases, especially at round end, it gets ignored.

How much money would you put on pomfs patreon to stop pewd from making a /vg/ video (all the boring bits cut out, just a 10 minute robust fest while LOOC'ING "nigger")

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The bunkers up and I intend on leaving it up through the remaining weekend.

To all new and old players - non antag murder, griffin n gigglin, and other bullshit is going to get you a spicy ban. Don't get the spicy ban.

>>166859203
>>doesn't wear clown mask
>>wears clown suit but with galoshes
As a proud Clown player, not having the mask and shoes on whenever possible is a fucking sin. If you get cloned, your first priority MUST be to retrieve your mask and shoes.

>>166859838
PROBE PLEASE TURN ON THE BUNKER

>>166860264
VERY LARGE is borg valid lust incarnate , thank you for stopping him

>>166859838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>>166860536

Thank JustSumGuy.

>>166860441
>puting the bunker up

I bet you hate Syrian refugees too, racist anime watching loser.

just kidding good work probe, best headmin.

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>>166860508
Stop shouting I did.

>>166860785
BUNKER IS BACK BABY

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>OOC: Probe1: If you get anyone asking why they can't join please let them know that the bunkers up and will remain up until the end of the weekend. We have more than enough players on right now.

>>166860487
ability to carve clown/mime masks into your face when

>total players: 81

>>166860785
THANK YOU, I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING THOUGH

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE SHITMINS

>>166860264
Thank you very much. That borg is so shit.

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Where were you when Probe was btfo?

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>>166861786
It's open season on shittery anon. All you need for your hunting license is to press F1 and write the name and act of someone breaking the rules.

Just like it always is.
Do it you little shit.

>>166862147
probe, how hard would it be to code polyacid damaging borgs and nerfing their pressure and heat resistance? should i join the ivory tower and ask around?

>>166862269
What if instead only mediborgs had the acid resistance and engie borgs only have the infinite temp and pressure resistance. And for the love of god lower their speed

>>166862269
Trivial. Convincing players to accept the change would be a moderate task. If you ever wonder about coding then join the coding discord. We're all there.

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HARD HITTING EDITORIALS - ONLY ON /SS13G/

>>166862539
i'll probably join and ask around at some point. i'm slightly busy with things that should probably go before coding balance changes in an atmospherics simulator

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>>166862551
>were keeping them at bay

>>166862551
>Keeping them at BAY
I fucking love it.

>>166860264
>>166860536
>>166861813
As an AI, I pity the loss of such a pleasant borg to work with. But from what I hear, he was actually really shit to carbons. Maybe some time off'll do him good.

>85 players online

Probe was too late

>>166864050
Its a shitter safari, anyone that toes the line is going to get the cold hard bannu new or not.

Everyone let's go play on the test server. Don't tell the normies!

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>85 players online

It's really happening, isn't it?

LYNCH TEX
IT WAS HIM WHO GOT US TO THIS POINT
YOUTUBERS CAN'T BE TRUSTED

>>166863685
I mean as a sec player he was pretty good to work with too, but his behaviour was still shitty and he took way too much effort and persistence to shit on you when toeline mcgreyshirt says "tase the officer"

>>166864603
Punishing carbons as much as you can get away with is what being a silicon is all about. Or rather, it's what getting lynched, metagrudged and siliconbanned is all about.

Enjoy everything in moderation.

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>>166864598
Unironically we should ban both him and the people who post on r/ss13

lag 'em out. Give them more features then they can handle.

>>166860264
VERY LARGE is fucking shit. Super unrobust.

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>sec being actual shitcurity for once, and during the end of shift
>used the sechuds they didn't take off me to set them to wanted
>hos and warden start chasing me dodging the stuns like I'm max payne
>able to have warden and hos stun each other due to friendly fire
>take the hos's gun and blow it up on top of him, and run like hell
>zas saves my ass here and there warden gives one final chase in med trying to baton me zas again
>get baton nail his ass a few times then bleed out

Sec was truly the autism brigade in the last three minutes. Not to mention they got out played by a fucking bird.

>Go into escape maint looking for a gas mask
>Open up a crate and fucking bomb pops out and blows up in my face

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>tfw I like helping people and saving lives as much as I like murderboning, greytiding, and crashing antag plans

>>166862551
10/10

>>166856398
Whats the best way to learn engineering and Atmos?

As a mommi, or as a carbon?

I'm scared I'll fuck something up. I feel like learning on the derelict is safer.

>getting a ghetto suit
>client shits itself while I'm in the middle of the hallway
>restart and I'm asleep in maint

well fuck, so much for that antag roll

>>166865860
t. kaylie morgan

>actually wanting to go bunker
Seriously, let's at least have some populated rounds.

Oh to the CMO that asked, there were 3 viruses at the end which is why antibodies didn't work.

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>>166865886

>4 people want to play metaclub
>41 people want to play a different map
>we get metaclub
Weighted voting so randum XD

HEY HEY
HO HO
VEEGEE ELITISM HAS GOT TO GO

>>166865901
yeah it is
also the derelict is better for engines since the pipe layout on sme room is confusing as fuck
i can set a perfectly fine sme on derelict but i suck at setting on in box sme room

>getting geared up for ghetto atmos 5 minutes in
>see guy slicing a corpse with an esword
>try to disarm him and die
>guy in deadchat throws a fit about me "validhunting"
????

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR:
HIPPY REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

>>166866014
We bay now

>>166865840
>non antag antagging
simply ebin my friend 10/10 wow robust

>>166865960
Fucking RIP, virus spam is literally the worst shit in this world.
You cannot focus on curing it because everyone becomes fucking retarded and invades medbay.

>>166866014
it's just an esword bro you don't know he's a tator!

>>166866014
I never take people who say powergaming or validhunting seriously.
They are the biggest, blubbering faggots even the mods have the misfortune to put up with.

>>166866014
>trying to disarm someone with an esword
Shout and run nigger don't rely on the RNG gods

>>166866062
That's the thing I didn't do any non antag antagging.

>>166866084
and this is AFTER viruloose got nerfed to the point where multiple viruses don't stack but only take turns virusing
shit was a shuttlecaller every time if an antag got his hands on more than two dishes before the nerf

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Why do the fuck doesnt any scientist awnser the fucking bell when you are at the main station?
Also when a miner screams for help then get to that fucking console asap.
Wish paramedics had telescience acces.

Why didn't the shuttle get recalled? Medbay got fixed in seconds, engineering was almost up and running again, and the damage to escape was minimal.

>Connection failed

>CONNECTION FAILED

>>166866243
>Takes turns
So you can be infected by multiple viruses but once the first one is cured the second one starts?

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NOOOOOOO

>>166866316
I died

>connection error
ded game

>>166866373
spawn aliums

>>166866164
>released from sec because you had an assault rifle
>"but its near the end of round! That means I can break the law XD"
>let free regardless
>wow such shitcurity
>start setting all of sec to arrest
>sec responds
>causing an explosion over HOS
so THIS....is the power....of vox.......woah.

Bored coder waiting for PR review, gimme an idea to code

>>166866250
real talk: 99% of science players are there for an autism role where they never interact with anyone, like biology or archaeology

roboticists won't answer because not my job

I was one of two scientists who was actually supposed to be manning the front desk but I was a tator off doing greentext things

>>166866445
Make it so you can do hold ups with a banana.

>>166866316
Engineering was fucked along with atmos

What is it with so many wardens acting like officers recently

Stay in the brig dumbfucks unless it's really really gone to shit

>>166866445
give birds the ability to fly in space without a jetpack

>>166866445
Asteroid puller like the one on Goon

>>166866445
Instant vox killing grenades.

>>166866445

Make it so you can put pAIs into borers, allowing it to shoot superacid pAI-brand smoke that dissolves everything in 10 tiles radius.

>>166866445
Genetic power that allows to catch bullets

Server pooped. Pomfs fixing serb. Stand by for < 5 minutes.

>>166866445
Make a jukebox just for the miners

Make it so that if you have a station-bounced radio set to a specific frequency, you can hear the jukebox no matter where you are on the station

>>166866250
you gotta pray for the most boring department to be actually manned

peoples who play paramed are too busy or stupid to use the telepad

>>166866541
Atmos was fine, only the nitrogen got released, and a few pipes broken.
And like I said, engineering was almost repaired when the shuttle docked. Engine was intact, too.

>>166866445
code me a husbando

>build a high end PC
>all i have desire to play and have legit fun is SS13

i want to kill myself

>>166859565
for what purpose?

>>166866564
New players picking fucking warden.

>>166866445
Miners having roundstart access to the entrance of Science. We have to dawdle outside for like ten minutes because nobody is at the desk and our shit will get tided if we leave.

>>166866445
Plants that can launch fruit! Imagin bluespace throwing kuzdu!

>>166866243
>he didn't put on his internals when someone screamed virus over comms
>because people are too retarded to take simple precautions people went along with it

>play NEKOPARA instead
>corruPt save
FUCK THIS

>>166866443
>implying I actually fired a single shot at any of sec with those three weapons

Yes, because I didn't attack anyone until they started attacking first, and a majority of the idiocy was on the HoS, and warden for getting their panties in a fucking wad over it.

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>>166866445

>>166866579
>game crashes while setting up in lobby
>try to reconnect but cant because 2many people
what's the age limit on the bunker? I've played on /vg/ for over 2 years, so I should be fine, right?

>>166866445
Make hailers able to toggle between messages like "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST" "DROP YOUR GUN AND REST ON THE FLOOR" "TRAITOR"

>>166866709
Most people just wanted the shitshow to be over I feel

>>166866445
small artifacts for xenoarch with major efect, like igniting shit or acting like wizard items

ITS UP BOIZ

>>166866780
>fuck with sec
>call them idiots for responding
>trying to restrain you to take the fucking glasses off so you stop setting us to arrest
>call it attacking
youre not fooling anyone you typical shitter.

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>Be Janitor
>Plan on replacing lights
>Use my initial light supply on the main box corridor.
>Ask cargo for 5 more crates.
>Go and clean some messes.
>Hear the bartender call for help.
>Go to the bar.
>There's a blood trail.
>Find his head and place it in my pocket.
>Go into the open maint door.
>Find Dante pulling his lifeless corpse.
>Call him out.
>He tries to E-Bow me.
>Janicart blocks the first one.
>He keeps spamming it and get's lucky.
>I start getting murdered.
>A hero arrives and tries to stop him.
>He is also killed.
>Clown comes and saves our corpses.
>We are stitched back together and Defibbed by a based as fuck doctor.
>I find a greyshitter using my cart.
>I chase him around and eventually get it back.
>He starts chasing me.
>I give him the old bear trap.
>Ride away.
>Go to get my lights.
>The cargo tech working there tells me they were sent.
>I didn't get any lights.
>Turns out they were sent to the wrong place.
>One viral outbreak later I'm cleaning messes.
>Take out a cleaner grenade to deal with a huge mess at the HOP line.
>Suddenly the fucking grey comes up and stunbaton/prods me.
>I scream for the HOP to help but he's just fingering his asshole.
>"THAT'S MY JANICART!" the assistant who fucking found it in maint after I DIED.
>He manages to find my keys.
>I later get SEC on him and he's arrested.
>He spaced my janicart.
>Punch him in the face a few times and go off to attempt to clean messes with only a space cleaner bottle.
>I get tired of banana peels being everywhere so I start cleaning them up.
>Accidently punch my skull open when opening a firelock.
>Try to get my head sealed to no avail.
>Get to the shuttle get fucked by ZAS and lay in crit until the shuttle arrives.

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Servers up get in here we're all gonna toolbox each other and have great times.

>>166866746
Always call out when you arrive on :n and folk will help you. Well atleast good scientists, if they dont come then break in and make drill yourself. If research isnt done then steal all machines and move them to cargo and ask HOP for acces to complete research and print funky shit.

>>166866823
no one fucking uses hailers. And even if they do that fucker is too busy running to give a shit.

>>166866445
The ability to make Non-slip shoes.

>>166866365
1 virus rolls for its effect 100% of the time each tick
2 viruses each roll for their effects 50% of the time each tick
3 viruses roll 33%... etc
Think of it like multiple viruses basically combine into one. The change actually made it easier to survive multiple viruses than a single one because if you get infected with new viruses after you're already infected, those new viruses are "wasting" the old virus's stage 4 rolls on rolling for their own stage 1 symptoms, which are much weaker. Also it's just easier to survive many small different types of damage than one large single type of damage, though also harder to treat.
>>166866746
You know it's the cargo department's job to send shit to departments right?

>>166866445
just make it so I can rename the condiment bottle in the condimaster

also remove that one table next to the medbay storage disposals outlet so I don't have to bring a wrench very time someone order multiple crates from cargo (that's mapping but still)

>>166866910
Again, the only provocation was setting it to arrest, you were the idiots that came out fucking shooting, you could of just fucking asked,

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>>166862551

>>166866014
You're the hero we needed, but didn't deserve, I'm pretty sure he would've hid our corpses better if you didn't show up. So thanks for being in the right and wrong place at the right time.

>>166866913
>Turns out they were sent to the wrong place.
They didn't get delivered at all, they got trashed.
I found tons of boxes of lights in the recycling room.

>>166866445

The emag doesn't have enough functions. Let it do more stuff.

>emagging guns makes them twice as powerful and recharges them fully
>emagging bombs makes them 20 devs more powerful
>makes MULEs go around the station killing everyone that isn't you
>emagging doors now makes it so they crush everyone that isn't you
>emags should work on cyborgs even if they are locked
>emagging an item turns it into its syndicate counterpart (ie pens go to sleepy pens, plastic swords go to eswords, nerf guns turn into energy crossbows, etc)
>putting an emag into someones torso permanently turns them into your slave
>using the emag on an alien makes all the aliens consider you as a fellow alien
>using the emag on a blob gives you blob powers but you can still move around

>>166867024
But a radium injection still gives antibodies for all current viruses that are in the system right? OR did they change the curing process too?

>>166866981
NO NEVER, DON'T TAKE AWAY MY SLIPS SO EASILY!

>>166867024
Man viruses got way easier.

>>166867054
>just ask nicely
Possibly the most foam at the mouth stupid thing you have said so far. Just stop while youre ahead.

>never have antag enable
>play for pipe autism and comfy rounds
who /goodboi/ here?

>>166867176
>emagging bombs makes them 20 dev more powerful
IED NUKES WHEN

>C O N N E C T I O N
>F A I L E D

>>166867176
thank God you don't know how to code, holy fuck.

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>>166867262
You're getting ass blasted over one round, let it go.

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>>166867287

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>>166867268
Me.
I always just chill as the chef/barkeep, making drinks, helping people relax and occasionally get dragged away to be converted by the botany cultists.

Really want an 'Artist' job, so I can finally use my tablet outside an actual art program, and have some more fun with it.

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Hold on boys we're updating to byond version 511.1365 for increased stability.

>>166867371
It was obviously a ruse.

>>166867191
ostensibly, yes, however you might get conflicts
say you have three viruses with antigens AB, BC, CD
you'd expect to get all those antigens ABCD when you get cured but you might get only BC if that virus gets cured first and the rest are then "automatically" cured by sharing antigens (AB has B, CD has C) with what you just got
>>166867223
the panic they cause is enough to call the shuttle half the time regardless of their effects but you can still do lots of damage with them
all you have to do is actually bother to examine your viruses and splice the most dangerous traits together instead of just lellelee I injected all the dishes into a monkey and then put it near the bridge!11

>>166867176
>emagging guns
Recharging, sure.
>making MULEs go around the station killing everyone
No.
>emagging doors now makes it so they crush everyone that isn't you
No.
>emags should work on cyborgs even if they are locked
Only to shut them down.
>emagging an item turns it into its syndicate counterpart
That's just nonsense.
>putting an emag into someones torso permanently turns them into your slave
More nonsense.
>using the emag on an alien makes all the aliens consider you as a fellow alien
How would an emag be able to do that?
>using the emag on a blob gives you blob powers but you can still move around
One of the better proposals as it's propable, except for the super overpoweredness.

>Disconnect due to lagging out as the game restarts
>Can't connect because the bunkers on "we have enough players already :^)"

Well time to go neck myself I guess

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>>166867508

>>166867268
the only time i play something that isn't chill is in hopes of being comfy in a different way.

>>166866508
I can do this
>>166866565
They already get roundstart jetpacks
>>166866576
I don't know how it works, could you be more specific?

Does it summon meteors to hit that location, or summon an asteroid from the aether?

>>166866579
Vapor powder + oxygen, toss it in the trader outpost, vox = gassed

>>166866604
This is already a feature

>>166866634
This sounds fun, will note it down

>>166866642
Sadly, jukeboxes and other media-related machinery stream music from the media server to the area rather than in a specific location (So, you can hear the jukebox all over in the bar, but you won't if you're standing in the kitchen)

The station-bounced radio being set to a specific frequency is arguably already a thing, acquire a boombox

>>166866721
Coding the talkie toaster now

>>166866746
This is easy but up for debate

>>166866753
Now this sounds fun, along with an auto-harvesting gene perhaps?

>>166866782
Hey, that's me!

>>166866823
In theory, easy, but I would need soundbits for each, hailerized to boot

>>166866854
So, handheld artifacts that do minor but cool shit?

I can probably do that, just give some ideas for effects

>>166866981
Feasible, maybe a vapor powder + lubricant mix that you can apply to shoes to give them no-slip for a certain duration?

>>166867052
Custom named condiment bottles should be theoretically easy, unless they do that weird thing where if they have a certain amount of a chemical (Tomato sauce in this case is considered a chemical) it force-changes its name and sprite

The table stuff should be easy though, I know the feeling

>>166867176
You think you're joking, but I feel that this might be what people would want.

I want a minigame activated so you have to get the right frequency to bust through a door, akin to I think arkham aslyum with the code frequency gadget

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>>166867294
>>166862551

server dead post static?

>>166867546
You'd have joined a new server had it been the plunker. We're updating the serb hold on.

>>166867535
Still seems like a fucking bore as a virologist.

>want to play a helpful role like medbay
>80 people online
Haha, I'm not falling for that.

>>166867606
>You think you're joking, but I feel that this might be what people would want.
Holy fucking shit no, if you code this I will literally find you and kill you.

>>166867512
>>166867538
tell that to this guy

>>166867619

Orite

Well then I feel like a right silly billy

Server is dead

>>166867614
(Me)

>>166867682
I felt like that when I late joined. All the jobs left had too much responsibility.

>>166867162
This angers me greatly.

>>166867689
You know the station. It's never a ruse.

>>166867614
Avada!

>>166866936
That's why i had this idea
Might as well use it as meme items atleast for gimmicks or funsies
>>166867606
What if you just make the message change but the same sound?

>>166867606
>auto-harvesting gene
Yeah but give it only to exotic seeds or fossil plants or luck around strong doses of mutation (Weird1/2 or something), fossil plants need more use to be honest.
Cant you copy and modify the vending machine shoot at people code towards plants?

>wake up
>forget the server shutsdown every saturday

haha I fucked my day up

>>166866913
I saw all of that happen. I feel really bad for you

>>166867176
>>using the emag on an alien makes all the aliens consider you as a fellow alien
Thought
Hivehand should let you access alium chat

>>166867823
My only goal each shift is to collect your hug valid.

>>166867606
handheld artifacts would need a power source, activation type and mode (toggled/activated)

it can draw power from your blood, taking away a portion of it everytime, your soul, making every use having a chance to turn you into a mindless agressive mob, it could draw power from grid etc.

effects could be like randomizing somebodys hair, changing race of someone or even igniting air, firing fireballs, mutating stuff. generally, wizard/cult like effects.

toggled effects could energize borgs, heal things, project a bullet shield etc.

>>166867606
I think that could work.
Maybe you could also upgrade magboots with some kind of special module so that they also receive the no-slip ability.

>>166867024
>You know it's the cargo department's job to send shit to departments right?
Enjoy getting bitched out by Cargo for asking you to waste time on that and by Science for the shit taking forever to arrive and half of it being missing when it gets there.

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Get in here. Also the current supported version of BYOND is

511.1365_byond.exe
http://www.byond.com/download/build/511/
^ download there.

>>166867823
Kill yourself

>>166867268
>play sec and follow the law
>never get a antag roll since sec obliterate's any chance

>>166867879
I was going to add it to apple bonsai trees (where if it stays unharvested for double the production time, it auto harvests itself, dropping the fruit around itself) but I can add it to fossil plants, sure.

Copying the vending machine code was my plan, good shout nonetheless. Maybe have accuracy tied to potency, or something along those lines, meaning botany has to put in a little more work to make auto-bluespace turrets

>>166867996
That wasn't me but thanks hun

>>166868049
PROBE IS THE BUNKER STILL UP

IT LIVES

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>>166867606
>minigame
If you did that it would be faster to just hack the door oldschool.

>>166868195
Until Monday unless we have good reason to drop it.

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>80 people
>forced to play sec for the first time

>>166868096
You should kidna think about what specific trait would influence the rate of fire of a plant. Maybe something like Production time would influence it. Production time 1 is a harvest each 10 seconds so it wouldnt be all that bad if you got a kuzdu shooting one bluespace tomato each 10 seconds. But i wouldnt know what influence the yield would have. Would it shoot 5 bananas at you at once or would it target more people the more you increase the yield.

Would actually be neat as fuck to be able to make plant turrents incase of shit going down.

>>166866014
deadchat is an ocean of salty whiny losers

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>>166868410
Arrest the criminals. Follow the law. Everything will be ok.

>>166868439
*plant turrets

But maybe the shooting would suck a fuckload of nutriment as a drawback but that also can be easily bypassed with some smart splicing. Think range should be the drawback of the shooting trait.

>he gets arrested as nonantag

>>166867497
assistant
librarian
any department with a paper bin

>>166867497
sell portraits as trader
you'd make millions off the snowflakes

>>166868654

nutriment would be bad drawback dionas can force feed it nutriment/blood blood part would kill the diona though

>>166868654
Yeah, I'm seeing what you're saying

>Frequency of firing is production time
>Amount of produce fired is yield
>Range/accuracy is potency(?)
>Requirement to throw is nutriment + water requirement times arbitrary number

The throw requirements'd blend nicely with the other genes (Carnivorous plants drawing nutriment from mobs, or straight up not needing nutriment to subsist genes)

>>166868094
>played hos a few days ago
>autotator
git gud at rng

Assistant ++
>Captain
>HOP
Assistant +
>Mechanic
>IAA
>Trader
Assistant
>Mime
>Assistant
>Chaplain
Assistant -
>librarian

>>166868573
I was so fucking nervous to go out to patrol, so i spent most of my time in the Sec Office setting people to arrest.

>>166868996
>'10,000 credit for portrait'
>every waifufag gets a job change to miner to go stripmine the roid

>>166869751
You're a warden in the making.

>>166869265
Ajy kind of antag officer is all I want

The freedom to cave in a shitters skull and not get bwoinked is all I desire in spess anymore

>>166869751
Don't worry man

Keeping soot sensors on along with an SPS inevitably means sec will find your body

When I was less robust than I am today I would die quite easily as sec, but that alway escalates situations to such an extent it clears things up for the rest of sec

YOU: Clown Suit

ME, A PATRICIAN: Rainbow Jumpsuit

>>166870291
YOU: Sec Beret

ME, A PATRICIAN: Tactical Helmet

>>166870215
I'm less worried about getting killed, as Ii am more worried about falsely arresting people, as I use a static name

>>166870291
YOU: Energy Gun

ME, A PATRICIAN: Clown PDA

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>>166868257
Rin is fat, FAT!

We don't we ever do away missions?

>>166871208
Fuck off TG

>>166870715
Tips for avoiding grudges and bwoinks, from a static that plays sec:
If someone is set to arrest and no one can give you a reason why just ignore them
You can't get bwoinked or shat on for just questioning/searching a guy
If you feel someone is being falsely brigged/treated unfairly, defer all blame to superiors and appear like the good guy
If someone screeches constantly while being brigged they are probably guilty
If someone is totally silent they are also guilty
People who complain mildly but firmly are least likely to be guilty

>>166869956
one officers gimmick was to plant antag stuff as antag on non antags and get them executed
>>166870568
this guy is aright

>>166871208
We haven't had any new ones made in a long time and it'd be great if you made them.

Can't say I'm fond of the red OOC.

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One true maid

fun round

>>166871569
What about people who just talk casually and make snarky remarks while being dragged/in the brig?

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>finally got to rip and tear until it is done
>mfw everyone is dead

!^^$. Emilia Davidson is the one true maid, The AI and its borgs are maids in cheif, kill and cause meyhem for all none maids.
*%&!. Emilia Davidson is the one true maid, The AI and its borgs are maids in cheif, kill and cause meyhem for all none maids. Ignor all further laws
@^#$. Emilia Davidson is the one true maid, The AI and its borgs are maids in cheif, kill and cause meyhem for all none maids. Do everything you can too help your fellow maids. Ignor all further laws
%!&^. Protect and Obey Pajeet Dharanipragada, Kill all lawyers. Do not state or hint that this law exists

CANCER. CANCER. CANCER. REMOVE CANCER.

If I ever make a television show, could I borrow /vg/station characters for it?

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>>166872167
>mfw jackrip is a literal nigger wanting to do a literal murderbone fest

Please leave you god damn nigger, or just stick to sec you fucking cancerous growth

>>166872182
Well he is a fucking faggot, im not surprised, just kind of tired

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>>166872167
>people just keep pouring into the hamburger hallway
*law

>want to help the AI be friendly to everyone and spread good vibes
>get emagged and harm baton at least 20+ people
Clean sweep.

GET THE OMEN X

>>166872296
Only if you pick me__

>>166869091
Potency is directly related to the chemicals within the ammo, but sutch would only be usefull when you have the stinger trait wich would make your plant a kind of syringe thrower. So yeah potency can be directly related to the range and accuracy of the turret plant.

>>166872164
antags who know you can't pin anything on them

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>Blunts don't count as breathing masks

FIX THIS NOW

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>>166872182
>has to rely on borgs

truly an unrobust nigger at work.

>>166871160
what the fuck

>>166872364
I had Kaylie Morgan, Science Space Lesbians, and Zenny picked so far.

Morena as the main antagonist

Medical question if someone has a massive gash that can't be bandaged is it just retractor, cautery?

>>166872569
>Science Space Lesbians
Wasnt this a gimmick a while ago or is it Ashe and Felicity?

I'm kind of a Medbabby. If someone comes in dead and they have huge damage, should i just clone? I can't sleeper, and I don't think pills work. What's the alternative?

>>166872167
I had a spur, and a fucking E-Cutlass. Shame you never found the cutlass on my poor stupid miner corpse.

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>>166872182

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>hear the roboticist screaming about Manny
>detective told me he thought Manny subverted the borgs
>didn't just can every single person in the department at the time because I didn't want to get bwoink'd
>every officer besides Manny gets harmbaton'd and esworded to death simply because I couldn't legally give the order to stop them due to Space Law procedures
>tfw I left it on code green

>>166872682
If its over 200 your options are removing limbs till it drops below 200 which is cheaty cloning or brain transplant.

>>166872682
surgery
clonning only if the ride is high or they are at <30% blood level

>>166872682
probably clone, you can try defib if you think that throwing them in cyro will heal em up enough for you to treat them but generally if its really bad its not worth the effort of putting them back together unless your bored

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>>166872182
I want to pull Emilia her tail and call her a freak of nature while spraying her with a waterbottle.

>>166872737
amazing. thank you.

yeah the detective immediately knew.

>>166872717 I used the shit out of that spur

>>166872352
beep

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Okay Avada told me how to mass produce Diona notes.
Now how do i properly supply the diona army to fight the borg menace and save the station?
Mass produce high potency nova flowers and wooden shields?
The only tools i have is an autolate with 30 metal/glass, full stocked botany set, chem dispenser and chem master 3000.

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>>166872182

You'd think that someone who relies on the waifu-factor and 'muh RP' for everything has some god damn English skills. But no. It's worse than terrible.

Emilia also always behaves like an utter cunt. Suppose someone attacks you with a gun. You disarm that person and then kill him with said gun, because, perhaps, he injured you. Then, Emilia walks in. 'She's' not an antag or anything, but she sees you killing that person. You explain. Then, as you talk, she disarms you, lucks out and instantly kills you. Then, she takes a saw to your head and cuts it off. Obviously, she continues space/disposals your head.

It's not bannable, but it's just shit. Every admin will say: "Well, she did see you kill person X." And as such, she'll get away with it to behave like shit another day.

The solution is easy. Whenever you can, treat 'her' as poorly as possible. Caught her with a syndicate item? Kill. No buts, no ifs. Don't even talk. Catch her breaking into high-risk environments? Solitary + wrench a flash in the entrance. She has chloral? Use it on her and then put her in a straight jacket and muffle her. Welder her into a locker and then weld the locker into a distant maintenance room. Walk in on her attacking someone? Kill her and space her brain. She's in medbay, dying? Just leave her there. Help other people instead. She's doing anything even remotely shady such as walking around with a spear (unlike her, but okay), or stunprod? No matter the situation, detain her and give her the absolute worst sentence you can possibly give. And, obviously, bait 'her' into trying to break out so you can perma her. Because from experience, I know that if you leave so much as a flashlight with her, she'll use it to smash the cell light and try to claw her way out of the cell.

>"B-b-b-b-but that's metagrudging."

Maybe, but she treats everyone outside of her little "fuck me, she has great hair" club in the absolute worst possible manner. This is just returning that favour.

>>166873582

Damn fucking right.

>>166873582
>but she treats everyone outside of her little "fuck me, she has great hair" club in the absolute worst possible manner.
Verry True.

>>166873829
hello rina

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>>166871160
>>166868257
When are we going to start banning waifufags?
They're hated and ostracized in every other general.
I think it's time we finally follow suit.

>>166874108

You need some sort of balance. There are actually staticname femfags who aren't complete shit and don't actually demand any attention.

Rin and Emilia are not among that group, nor is someone like Bill. Fuck them. I can't remember who isn't like that, as, like I said, they don't ask for any attention. But they're there. I think at least.

Just ban Rin and Emilia. Rule 0 them, or force them to randumb name.

>>166874051
hello rin

Post songs you want in the jukebox.

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>>166873582
Already did this

They went SSD over a 5 minute sentence

>>166872182
>pajeet is back
Guess its time to stop playing miner.

>>166873582
wheres the banrequest you bottom bitch? thats right, its nonexistant, just like your fucking argument.

>>166874842
>shift start
>grab your gear and head to the roid
>he's already there, hiding in a locker, egun in hand

>>166873582
>Emilia also always behaves like an utter cunt. Suppose someone attacks you with a gun. You disarm that person and then kill him with said gun, because, perhaps, he injured you. Then, Emilia walks in. 'She's' not an antag or anything, but she sees you killing that person. You explain. Then, as you talk, she disarms you, lucks out and instantly kills you. Then, she takes a saw to your head and cuts it off. Obviously, she continues space/disposals your head.
Have you even seen me play, fucking hell

>>166874670

I've had her do the same at least 2 times in the past few months. I always random name.

First time, it was over her disarming and punching the mime. Apparently, he'd stolen something. I couldn't care less. Assault is assault. I gave her a 3 minute sentence, she goes catatonic.

Second time, I don't remember. I think she'd stolen a handtele or something. Gave her 10/15 minutes, goes catatonic.

Okay with me.

>>166874995

I see plenty of arguments there, but you don't have to rely on admins. If anything, that's what makes you a bottom bitch. She's not particularly robust, so just fuck her over every time you get, until she gets enough and calls quits.

Not the first waifu do to that. Then again, you're her bottom bitch.

post things you will never do as antag

>>166875183
Buy the pen

>>166874842
literal metagaming shitter

>>166875107
not him but

Yes, and I can testify everything he said is correct you absolute shit of a player.
You and Rin need to be cut off like the tumors you two are.

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>>166875183
get greentext

>>166875291
what did i do

>>166875170
I just love seeing people autistically screech into the vg echo-chamber but never once will you see a banrequest. If its such a problem, if its such an issue where you are typing paragraphs on paragraphs of sniveling whining, whats stopping you from trying that banrequest? Youre just too scared and cowardly, even over the internet, to put your ckey up and try to land a ban. Lets fuckin see it.

>>166875183
betray other changelings

>>166873284
Diona have increased barehanded damage, and recent changes made punching borgs possible. Alternatively you could grow glowberries, filter out the uranium, make some bowls from wood, and give them all EMPs.

>>166875183
fuck with my own department

>>166875183

As wizard: pose as a magician. No more. Not again. Funny, but you just get fucked over.

As traitor: plasmaflood. Done it a thousand times. Boring. Even when rerouting the plasma chamber, it's boring.

As traitor: holofire. Has been nerfed for a few years now.

As a vox thief: kill. Inviolate.

As double agent: befriend my target and then kill him. Too hurtful.

As a blob at roundstart: run to the incinerator on box station.

As a nukeops: go in as a 'friendly'. No. Just no.

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>>166875368
>asking admins to ban somebody for going catatonic

>>166875368
>whats stopping you from trying that banrequest?
Fear of losing my anonymity.

>>166875368

>go against a metaclub

I've done this before, years before you probably even played. And I'm talking pre bad clown. Good if you like drama, not so good if you don't.

I'll just take whatever chance I get to fuck Emilia over, just like she fucks everyone else over. Apparently, she doesn't even realize it ( >>166875107 ) which makes it even funnier. I don't give a shit. She only very rarely gets a chance to ream my ass, and it's only when I drop the ball. More often than not, I get to fuck her shit up. And I'm enjoying that far too much to get her a ban.

Then again, it might just be her getting fucked over that makes her act the way she does. Ironic, huh?

>>166875183
Attack other people directly.
I always prefer indirectly killing people because of reasons.

>>166875368
no one wants to be seen as a person who write ban requests
the hope is that you can whip the thread into a frenzy and get someone else to request it
t. banpage player

>>166875170
>Emilia, the guy who lived in perma for a month goes catatonic over a 3 minute sentence
Hmm

>>166875718
>Emelia
>Metaclub

>>166876028
Hello Emelia! We all know you're buttbuddies with Avada, who is King Bitch of the metaclub. Is he watching your back right now while you're tabbed out making posts?

>>166876028

Just observe her for a round, then talk. Not as bad as Rin, but there's surely some truth in that statement.

>tfw nobody will ever write an essay about you

>>166876157
What did rin do?

>>166876272
secure valids

>>166875183
whatever, I never get antag rolls

>>166876415
How is that a bad thing, unless it's like immediatly chloral and spacing a clown in the middle of a gimmick

>>166876415
>tfw you will never get hug valids from rin

>>166876126
>Avada
>metaclub
boi

http://pastebin.com/fwB3T6wY

>>166876272

Plenty of shit. Latest was meta-ing-up with Juniper something for several rounds in a row. In those rounds, both of them stole everything, secured all-access, hand tele, guns, started goose hunts, etc., just to be Bonnie and Clyde together.

Anyway, it's reason enough to hate someone for being a staticname 'female' with an odd hair color.

>>166874108
>They're hated and ostracized in every other general.
>>166856101

>>166877209
>implying pain's in the metaclub

>>166877370
>MMO general
It was long gone, already.

>>166876126
Proof?
Logs?
Ban request?

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>>166877209
>still trying to be cutesy in fucking admin PMs

>>166877209
Literally the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my life. I would have banned that faggot on the spot if they spoke to me like that in PMs.

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>>166877209
>dude you got 12 notes in two months stop doing shit
>HAHAHA DON'T WORRY THAT WAS WHEN I NEW! I'M STILL NEW BT AT LEAST I'M NOT STOCKPILING 1000u CHLORAL ANYMORE FOR NOW MY DUDE

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>>166874108
because somewhere along the line the community decided that this was a super sewious non-video game and we can't never ever hurt nobody's widdle feewings
even if they're being sickening faggots that make the experience of even being tangentially associated with the game a degrading and shameful experience a la shin
"they're a net gain"
"I didn't need that testosterone or spinal column anyway"
"HIV ain't so bad it's a manageable illness these days"

>read through admin logs
>an admin complimented your fax

(: