Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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first for blob

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I need to cool it.

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First for the eternal coder

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THIRD FOR SUCK A FAT DICK PBJ

PJB and Goof are manchildren. Riekland, Yclat and Plapatin blew them the fuck out.

7th for husbando's!

>>166677009
fuck off plapatin
>>166677081
fuck off yclat

>>166677081
>riekland
Eh
>yclat
He's a cool guy but he really needs to cool his shit sometimes. I like him, though, and agree with a lot of what he says.
>plapatin
It's not even the real plapatin.

>>166676289
YOU F U C K I N G RETARD.
Nexis only locked the discussion for collaborators and contributors while PJB outright closed it.

D U M B S H I T

>>166677081
>riekland
powergaming waifushitter
>yclat
permanently mad
>plapatin
self shilling permabanned shitter

>>166677170
You can identify yclat pretty easily when he does post, don't worry.

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>>166672346
I wish more people would make SS13 videos. I know sekrit club and all that but it's always fascinating to see the round I played from a different perspective.

>watching myself perform weird surgery
It's kinda surreal.

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13619
discuss
(pic semi-related)

>>166677279
nigger are you falseflagging
nexis closed it 2 hours ago
then it was opened again

Can coders recover?

The github dream team is out to get them
>Shitposter: Riekland
>Heavy hitter: Yclat
>Self shiller and facts guy: Plapatin

Coders beware, they know no fear.

>>166677279
why the fuck would you keep a PR open when there's no more discussion allowed

>>166677345
>never in any vidyas because i only play real deadpop hours
It's a good feeling, but it's also a bad feeling too

>>166677407
>seeing myself whine in sec coms about how HoP stole my mounted flash

bad feel

>>166677512
>Heavy hitter
>facts
6/10 i laughed

>>166677526
N3X15 was going to unlock it after everyone calmed down.

>>166677671
>N3X15 was going to unlock it
>Closing at 8 for, 14 against., 2 meme
what did he lie by this

It's not the real plapatin idiots.

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>>166677407
What we really need stackable crates so Mules are more effective about transporting bulk locked crates. Also for barricades and aesthetic cargo holds.

>PJB on suicide watch
Is this the start of a new golden age for /vg/code?

>>166677897
plapatin go to bed

>>166677630
Can't even reply to a post right

>>166677081
>Plapatin
Isn't that the guy who got banned for being autistic in ahelps? Why would he have any part in code discussions?

>>166677897
No, because PJB is one of the few head coders that's actually remained for a long time.
Nexis'll leave again within the next two months, bauds'll probably disappear as well, cluster's interest will probably never return, etc, etc.

Stop blowing dumb shit out of proportion, you manchild.

>>166677512
>Heavy hitter: Yclat
But everyone just ignores that guy, even the non-collabs give him the fat :-1: which is the clear signal to not even respond
t. coder

Do you think Riekland will let me add her on steam?

>>166678097
wy would you want him on steam?

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>>166677824
>until both sides can calm their tits

>>166678075
The problem is that even when he does know his shit, he frames his arguments to antagonize everyone.
Guy just needs to relax and say what he's saying more reasonably.

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>PJB internet defence force in full swing
My boy Plapatin him puts him in his place

>>166678276
why are you speaking about yourself in third person

>>166678276
I think Plapatin cares about the game a little too much tbqh.

>>166678054
who is bauds

>>166677327
Wait hold on when did I powergame

Help how do I navigate the github to find what all the hub bub is about

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First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you.
Then they attack you.
Then you win.

>>166678394
>Waifuposting about riekland appears
>Riekland mysteriously appears too

>>166678462
Go here: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13645

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>>166677897
Seriously cut the shit unless you're going to grow a pair and use a trip or publicly out your spineless, limpdicked sorry sack of shit you call your person. You shitposters who either don't play or are reviled due to your generally cancerous nature do nothing but harm this community worse than any waifu or tired coder

Get a goddamn life or kill yourself to stop wasting everyones time and energy.

>>166678276
>>166678463
I think whoever this fag is just has a hateboner against PJB for whatever reason.
From the first response and onwards it's all directed at PJB, and now in the thread too.
You must have a lot of personal problems to go all-out on someone like this over a single comment on a stupid PR.

>>166678472
Yeah yeah whatever
I just wanna know when I powergamed
I honestly want to avoid this kind of shit happening, I don't like the idea of becoming a shitler

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>The surpreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
-Sun Tzu

>>166678612
>he doesn't know about plapatin
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3234&p=16594&hilit=plapatin#p16594
He has a LOT of personal problems.

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>>166677279
do you even know what false flagging is you cock fuck shit monkey ass wanker from the depths of shit

>>166678729
why do you claim to not be plapatin when you're equally autistic

>>166678612
I responded to pjb as he was the only one responding positively and also opened the pr again. I responded to goof when he came.
>>166678749
I'm not plapatin.
>>166678803
I'm too articulate to be plapatin.

>>166678927
no, but i think you're too autistic to be plapatin

>>166678749
Holy shit what an autist.

>>166678927
Shadowmech made the PR, so he responded positively.
As did cptWad and Kolith (arguably). At this point you attack PJB for posting 'if it doesn't work out we can just revert it'. After that point I respond positively as well, yet you still only attack PJB (and eventually Goof).

You've got a PJB-flavored stick up your ass, and I hope you find some way too cool down or (god forbid) do something useful.

>>166679018
>calling a coder out on their bullshit is autistic

This isn't true, sounds like a classic disinformation campaign to undermine a person's valid argument. Do you call yclat or riekland autistic? They argued just like me, pjb and Goof too.

>>166679190
Lonely dumb kid, he's not older than 15 tops for sure. I sorta feel bad for him but understand he should be banned.
>>166679316
I made a general statement and quoted pjb. I further responded to pjb as he reopened the pr after nexis closed it. I dont care about pjb, I barely know of him.

>all this talk about PJB
>nobody brings up his age
>nobody brings up his nationality
>nobody brings up his design document
Man, what a letdown. I thought I was gonna see a great roast and instead it's just amateur hour with the meme of the day.

>>166679506
Holy shit, he's not only autistic, he's schizophrenic too!

>>166679568
That's how it is. They don't attack the 16 year old Dutch gay coder.

>>166679589
Dude it's just shitposting, don't read too much into it.

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>>166677407
>Clusterfack
>-5

>all this talk over screams

>gets added
>idiots just standing around *scream
>LOL I'M SO RANDUM MAKIN NOISES xD

Swear to god this server is so autistic. Let's be real here, in the event something does warrant you to emote out a scream, you'll likely already be dead before you can ARE PEE

>>166679506
>I made a general statement and quoted pjb.

>This is too far.
>Shitty of coders to justify pushing bad changes because "if you don't like it just revert". We all are aware that they will not let a revert happen and if you try to get one then you're just a shitter that hates change.

Only talk about reverts before that is PJB.
You're full of shit, please fuck off before you infect someone with your stupidity.

>>166679568
>nobody brings up the fact that he's from REDDIT

>>166679873
I'm sorry. I guess I did hone in on pjb a lot.

I didn't mean to offend or hurt feelings, I just want good features. I made a mistake with my initial posts.

>>166678927
>>166679506
You go "it'd be even more no votes if left open" and then go "keep the pr open until it's either winning in upvotes or people forget and you can merge eh pjb?" the moment he reopens it
You aggressively attack PJB and later Goof to make your yelling seem more valid than their yelling
You bring up a slippery slope "point" and then say yourself that it's not a good point in order to pad out your argument
You clearly don't even play here. Every feature that's ever been merged has been played with a lot foe the first few rounds after its merge and then people don't use it again.
You can't toggle this any more than you can toggle buzzing or pinging.

WHO FUCKING DID IT THIS TIME?

ded?

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>>166679857
why are you people such faggots about insignificant shit like this?

>>166680172
I'm sorry for going too far friend. Have a good night, I am off to play a vn.

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>literally autistic permabanned player btfos coders on github
medium-rare kek

>>166672346
I would like to point out that this video has already brought players to this server who do not know what 4chan is.

>>166680342
>insignificant

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And that's because, Mr. PJB, you come from Belgium which of course is pretty much a non-country.

>>166681020
>"wow that's a cool feature"
>"huh, this server has some good stuff"
>"people here actually do their job"
BANIC

>>166681020
Do you have any proof? Not doubting you, just want to have a laugh and/or cry

>>166681303
From the logs, check for ckey Overwharf. He admitted it to admins but I'm not in a position where I can log dive right now.

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>>166681251
>goon sprite

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>>166681251
>Dutch
>from Belgium
americans

>>166681230
that's what I said yeah.

>>166681512
[18:55:29]ADMIN: HELP: Overwharf/(Cooper Green): hey i died but i dont have a ghost - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[18:56:00]ADMIN: Cpt_Wad/(Steve Bill) jumped to Overwharf/(Cooper Green)
[18:56:12]ADMIN: PM: Cpt_Wad/(Steve Bill)->Overwharf/(Cooper Green): type ghost in chat
[18:56:33]ADMIN: Cpt_Wad/(Steve Bill) : without say in front
[18:56:37]ADMIN: Cpt_Wad/(Steve Bill) : there you go
[18:56:46]ADMIN: PM: Overwharf/(Cooper Green)->Cpt_Wad/(Steve Bill): got it thanks
[18:58:32]ADMIN: PM: MrFoster/(Qin Zheng)->Overwharf/(Cooper Green): Hey I was just wondering where you heard about the server from
[18:59:07]ADMIN: PM: Overwharf/(Cooper Green)->MrFoster/(Qin Zheng): Tex from the black pants leigon
[19:00:45]ADMIN: PM: MrFoster/(Qin Zheng)->Overwharf/(Cooper Green): Did he post our IP somewhere?
[19:00:55]ADMIN: William BraxBorn(andrewserafini) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 288, 222, 1
[19:01:00]ADMIN: Builder(tifora) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 204, 182, 1
[19:01:20]ADMIN: Builder(tifora) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 211, 187, 1
[19:01:24]ADMIN: PM: Overwharf/(Cooper Green)->MrFoster/(Qin Zheng): no i went to your website
I'm not either anon but I think this is what you are both talking about

>>166681683
Senaat is Dutch, PJB is Belgian.

>>166681251
>Plapatin is farage
>pjb is juncker

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>>166681512
Secret club shall not be infringed

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>>166681512
he didn't say anything about 4chan

>>166681738
>>166681790
When you google vgstation the first hit is http://ss13.moe/ which has a BYOND link to the serb. It's not hard to find once someone mentions it by name.

>>166681759
we should require a 15 page book report on the writings of Kevin Mcdonald in order to play on the server

>>166681738
>no i went to your website
By website do you think he means the wiki or 4chan?

If you put Yclat, PJB, Cluster, Pain, and Celt in a room. In the room there is a gun loaded with two bullets.
Would anyone take the gun and who would he shoot???

>>166683576
he means ss13.moe

>>166681630
I liked those gas masks better desu

>>166683689
They line up in such a way that the soft neck flesh will allow a round to pass through effectively multiple people. 5 birds, 2 stones.

>>166683689
Mr.Pain would no-appeal permaban everyone for participating in non-antag murder.

>>166683689
I'd take the gun and head to probe's house where

we'd cuddle

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>log on
>see this
>15

>>166683689

Sawbones and Sawbones.

And if I could, Sawbones again.

Did I mention Sawbones?

Sawbones.

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>be innocent doctor
>decide to be on my best behavior
>suddenly blob waves
>discover the fuckhuge one in arrivals
>it just keeps spreading
>turns out there's also Cult
>get on the wild ride and continually put people back together at maximum speed
>AI reveals that the Cult is trying to do their shit in the bar
>they try and fail to grab me but do grab someone else
>already hurt and hungry as fuck
>do the only thing i can do and polysmoke to get them to fuck off me for a bit
>botanist cultist harassing me while I'm refilling
>grab his hatchet
>waltz into the bar where the cultists are now wounded and cut four heads off
>botanist tries to limp in and kill me with the Vox cultist's PKAs
>click
>go in on him with the hatchet
>AI asks me to come to upload so it can tell me to get the nuke disk
>on my way to arm the blob eats both the nuke and the AI
>CMO screams for help as the squid arrives
>drag him all around the station and finally get through the mostly uncompromised Engineering
>we launch ourselves into space from the Singulo area as a squid rolls up behind us
amazing round, glad i participated in it

>>166684312

src=[0x30002d9];manifest=1

Get banned for icky ocky.

The universe itself couldn't handle my mixtapes

>>166684468
Server restarted bub.

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This is why blob rounds auto-end.

I will make it a goal to ask the crew if it'd fuck the Flatwoods Monster every time I'm a blob.

>>166684401
haha, botanist here, it all fucking collided into shit once the blob hit. Some idiots decided to go full rambo and start culting shit in the fucking bar. ZAS alone killed half the cult, the other half was sitting in chemistry twidling their thumbs while I tried to jump you, didn't even offer a hand. all in all, typical cult round in every way.

>>166684573
is it the flamethrower?

>>166684573
the fuck am I looking at?

>>166684780
blob

>Arrive as assistant
>HOLY FUCK BLOB
>Go to hide on the outpost
>HOLY FUCK CULTISTS
>Ricky gives me his ID, God bless
>Hide on the outpost from a deranged cult bird
>HOLY FUCK DEATHSQUID
>Ask the squid to come to the outpost to end my miserable existence and kill the cultists.
>Squid never come because blob ate them
>Rush the bird and cave his head in with a toolbox while screaming like Issac Clarke
>"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"
>Go to die against the other two cultists on the outpost
>They ran away
>Left alone in an outpost waiting for the end to come
>Serb dies a death

I just wanted to bum around the station for the rest of the shift, not die a lonely death on a depressurised rock.

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

So, do Rin & Juniper metagame often? I saw someone complain about it in deadchat, and I did see them running around together, breaking into high-risk areas, stealing the handtele, etc.

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More comfy assistant atmos, thank you to Antonio for showing me how to cool shit quickly.

Also, how do I move morgues?

>>166684872
Yes


That faggot ran up to me in space and was telling me how the AI got Rin and I told him it was for the best

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>>166684401
CMO here.
I put about 15 different individuals back together in surgery that round, with all kinds of fucked surgeries at that, like a foot transplant from a dead corpse to a greyshirt whose robot foot exploded.
I didn't even realize it was cult until one of the people I brought back to life started speaking cultanese in comms.
And thanks for getting me out of my office, I was probably straight fucked if someone in a hardsuit hadn't come and gotten me.

>>166684959
Did you try a wrench?

>>166684872
They were doing the DJ gimmick the round before as well, but before that I hadn't really noticed it if it was happening

>>166684991
Wrench just made it change directions, couldn't pull it or anything.

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>>166684872
>metagame
dont get me wrong it is shitty but they communicate IC and i haven't seen them rescue each other from the brig or break into those high security areas

>>166684872
They're the hot new lesbian love duo, please don't bully them!
They're cute!
CUTE!

>>166685552
dead people are not cute

>>166685745
gay

>>166685934
dead people are not gay

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>>166676794
If I donate 50 dollars to the server, can my 5th permaban be undone?

>>166685984
Gay people should be dead

>>166686224
Make it 75 and I'll throw in 2 get out of jail free cards.

>>166686224
dude our server costs like twice that a month

>>166686380
Then why the fuck does pomf bother?

>>166686472
bother with what? our server is run by player donations.

>>166684401
>miner shoots my oddy to death with his gun
>they drag me to the bar
>cultist didn't even used a stun talisma, he just tried to drag me to the rune and said "JOIN US!" on my face
>run alway
>ED stuns and cuffs the cultist
>grab some metal rods in the ground and bash the cultist until he's on red
>get out of the bar
>miner shoots me twice with his mining gun
>ED tase him
>bash his body with metal rods
>some atmos tech comes and shoots the ED
>thought he was going to free his cultist buddy
>bash his hand with metal rods
>he drops his gun
>get his gun and shoot all cultists in that place
>you come back and finish the job decapitating them
>*bwoink* admin: why did you killed x guy?

>>166686278
Dead people are not dead gay people

>>166683689
Celt would lunge for the gun, fire off 2 rounds at Cluster, but miss, hitting his foot and fatally wounding himself

>>166686621
t
o
p
k e k

>>166686540
balids

>>166677345
>I've been watching BlackPantsLegion before and love his content.
>Oh what!? He was on /vg/station!
>I wonder if I'm on the video, I'd be super giddy and fan-girly!
>"Hmm...Both HoP and QM isn't me... then what did I play during that round?"
>Maybe I didn't even play that day?
>At 7 minute mark.
>Denise Dennis: "ALLAH ACKBAR!"
>*Boom in the distance*
>It's when I fucked up the plastic C4 and killed myself outside HoP's office

I broke into a mess of tears and laughter.

>>166687220
laugh/10

>>166677839
>make a pallet with wood.
>each pallet can hold 4 crates

>>166686540
>bash his hand with metal rods
>he drops his gun
I dropped the gun because I was handing out guns to everybody, like I said over the radio. The blob(s) occupied more than half of the station while you were beheading half a dozen people.

>>166684330
Sawbones is bestmin.

>>166689249
t.sawbones

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>>166689249

>>166689304
The
>>166689371
best

>>166689192
man, sorry for mistaking you with a cultist, if you feel like making a ban request go for it, i tunneled vision hard trying to not die/get converted in that situation

it just that after i saw you shooting the ED i thought you'd come for my ass for sure since the ED was handcuffin the miner that was shooting me and destroyed my oddy

>>166689629
It's fine

>>166689629
He'd be a dick if he did ban request.

>>166689249
okaymin, shit player

the bestmins are the ones who stay away from drama and quietly administrate
not going to name their names, because people will just assume I am one of them, doing 'le sneaky selfshill'

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>>166688902
>each pallet can hold any number of crates but with an exponentially higher chance of breaking when moved with each crate added

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>>166690604
>the crates will always fall in the direction they're being pushed from with the damage scaling with how many items are in each crate.

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>>166690765
>>166690604
>>166688902
>work in a warehouse with a forklift.
>these posts

Please fucking no I live with this nightmare enough every day.

>>166691084
CODE IT

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>>166691084
>>166690765
>also work in a warehouse with a forklift

>when crates fall, they are all forced open
>all items inside the crate are thrown in a circle around the location where they fall
>when a pallet breaks all crates fall

>>166691268
>>166691084
really makes me want to work in a warehouse

Server really went to shit quite quickly

>sec not doing their jobs
>people running around randomly energy gunning people
>custom jobs and accesses
>borgs obeying wizards(hint: they aren't human :^))

>>166691607
please don't it makes mustard gas

>>166691607
I work nights in a warehouse
I fear for my life every shift

>>166691668
But they are, this meme needs to stop.

I tried to raise my borgs right but I can't help it when they go mad from their lawsets.

They dindu nuffin dey good bois need mo research fo dem cell upgrades.

>>166691668
>wizards aren't human
Please don't start this, Asimov arguments are the worst and no one ever changes their minds.

>janitor gets floor wax
>waxing the floor makes it slippery but when dried increases movement speed slightly

What do you guys think?

>>166691808
just like my reference-infested space games

>>166691668
>(hint: they aren't human :^))
But they are you dunderhead.

>>166691873
>getting scolded and I feel bad but I'm on anti-mov and I need to collect AI core turret valids.

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>purple tide round
>it's wizards
>sec officer tases me while I fart on a prone wizard's face
>OK, whatever
>borgs are still on asimov and the wizard just asks the borg to free him and he does
>sec officer chimps out and starts harmbatoning the borg in the hallway
>disarm him, helpbaton him and tear off into the night with stolen baton
>later sell it to the vox traders
>same sec officer is batoning a clown on the firebird
>clown drops the keys so I nigger the firebird and sell it to the vox merchant for all his money
>cleaning the mess left by the wizard in the halls and I see the same sec officer harmbatoning the roboticist in the middle of the hall
>walk up and disarm him, stun him with his baton a second time
>mfw

>>166691668
>"sec not doing their jobs"
>only one officer at the start
>completely hamstrung by the HoP giving out full access to everybody and refusing to switch the borgs from ASIMOV so the wizards keep law 2ing them
>by the time two officers join an hour later, the entire crew is running around with full access and dozens of shotguns
Maybe instead of complaining you should play security, faggot

>>166691939
>>166691887
>>166691818
But Wizard Federation is at war with NT, why would their AI/Borgs think they're humans?

>>166691895
that'd be pretty good
now janitors will have something over janiborgs

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>>166691668
>>166691818
>>166691887
>>166691939
Wizards are human.

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>>166691668
>wizards always spawn as human unless bus
>hint: they aren't human :^)

>>166692058
Are nazis human?

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>People killing each other in medbay

this download for the server upgrade is BRUTAL

>its another "Half of science runs to the research station as soon as the shift starts" round

>>166691873
>that fucking round
>borgs were godawful, they didn't understand their laws
>sec was godawful, they arrested people without notes, cuffed them, and left them for dead
>command was godawful, the clown with all access was about the best command you got
>the greytide did a good job for once

>>166692085
>monkeys are human
>changelings are human
>vampires are human
holy fuck that thing is worthless

>>166692058
>We don't like this person so he's no longer a human
What in the fuck? Show me where Asimov says "only NT personal are humans."

>spook the botanists non stop
>they make no diona
Thanks now i know who to metagrudge.

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>>166692221

>>166692315
0that is fucking perfect.

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>>166692230
That's because that one is not from the server wiki, this one is. This is the only one I will follow because it will keep me out of harms way with the admins. If you have a problem with it, try and get it changed.

>>166692221
>borgs were godawful, they didn't understand their laws
Going to have to give me an example here buddy.

>>166692085
Congratulations. You posted the meme one.

>>166692221
>the clown with all access was about the best command you got
Which one?

>>166692085
you friccin moron

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>>166691607
>>166691808
>be me, lowly cargo tech
>CMO is pressuring my boss the QM to get his bloodbags right fucking now
>QM has me overload the pallet full of bloodbag crates and MULE it over to medbay
>it starts to crack as I turn the corner past the mechanic's and it breaks when I turn the corner by the medbay
>crates fall down and bloodbags splatter all over the ground, making a horrendous fucking mess
>have to pick up all the surviving bloodbags and clean up the rest

>>166692221
Oh, just reminded me. If you were the wizard I left in solitary I got a law stating all wizards had super aids which caused severe human harm. We had to isolate you from everyone else, considering you were already dead you just got dumped.

>>166690559
>shit player
Depends on what you mean by shit. He's awful at roleplay and pretty much every job, but I'd bet on him in a fight in any situation. Guy is retardedly robust.

The reason the borgs were shit was because a wizard teleported into the AI core and did nothing but screw with the laws the entire round.

>>166692782
alternatively
>it starts to crack as I turn the corner past the mechanic's and it breaks when I turn the corner by the medbay
>crates fall down and bloodbags splatter all over the ground making a horrendous mess
>sigh and begin to move crates
>see figure as I am moving crates
>it's the CMO
>appears paralyzed and covered in a shit ton of blood
>assistant walks by then runs away shouting about murder

Now, most of goon is shit but what I would give to get an asteroid/space debris puller for our server.

>Random blob asteroid pulls in, damages some equipment

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>tfw FTLstation is probably dead ;_;

>>166694313
I'd rather it require you to create it

>>166694393
Cry about it on it's r/
we don't really care here

>>166691084
please tell me you play cargo

>>166694313
Yeah its okay takes away the grind of the roid but then people would bitch about having no pokemon to collect. I also like the trading system for QMs on goon it is comfy as fuck. Pitty the rest of the server is a mess and ded

>all those people in the video's comments calling it VG
>then there is the person calling TG /tg/
oh goodness why

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>>166692534
I made the meme one

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>>166695197
I took this seriously at a glance because I'd never seen the un-edited and now the other admins are laughing at me.

I need to know how to whisper but I'm too stupid to know how

>>166696401
Whisper goes where say or me would go

>>166696401
now i know my target is whispering.

>>166694393
Don't worry Bay will soon pretty much be FTL station.

>>166697932
what if I'm banned?

>>166697969
Ban evade/appeal it. Bay is less shit then it's ever been in ages.

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>>166691268
>clown with caps spare
>spend all shift collecting all crates amd mass growing bananas and eating them
>fill every crate to the rim with bananas, then chop up a tower cap for a pallet.
>stack the crates as high as possible so there's a near 100% chance that they'll collapse at the first touch
>move it to the center hall and wait.

>the first person to nudge it gets killed instantly as they topple
>the people in the surrounding area get maimed into red and critical by a billion "the banana peel slams into unknown" messages as the fruity crate frag gre adds bust open
>everyone slips everywhere forever.

CODE IT

Don't forget that MULEBOTS will need working alignment modules to keep them from pulling pallets apart, and that touching a pallet has a chance to give you splinters.

>>166699131
its like jengi but on a space station and deadly

>>166699131
I really need to stop mobil posting holyshit, that's almost unreadable.

>meant to say fruit crate frag granade

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>>166699131
>EMTS can't even collect the bodies without wading through a sea of slipps.

>>166699924
galoshes would be EMT standard uniform

Post songs you want in the jukebox.

>>166701373
https://youtu.be/YnDzttF9dig

>>166676794
I'm just gonna come out and say what we've all been thinking. Headsets, sbr's, and the AI make it incredbily hard to do harmless antagonistic things like beating up and taking crews lunch money

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>>166695197
OC

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this was the combined miner's effort to make a comfy self sustained place, came out good before we were able to finish it up

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>help sec to disable, kill and cremate a changeling
>look at the score screen after the round is over
>he wasn't a changeling

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>>166701508
slightly improved, don't save that version

The youtuber was on today.

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>>166701373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNqojbyIDk

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>law 4a borg must follow the mime at all times
>mime is dead and doesn't want to come back to body
>spend a good 30-45 minutes staring at a corpse.
I would have ghosted but that means someone else would have had to come and follow the mime.

>escape shuttle
>go up front alone with the HoP to pay him his cash
>later, the HoS enters
>go to say something, doesn't work
>think nothing of it
I think I might have gotten succ'd in an alternate timeline

>>166701724

you can just not follow the mime if you think there's human harm about

my only regret was not purging the shuttle of Nick Weller with the cleansing flames of a plasma explosion because I got ling stung 30 seconds before the shuttle arrived

>>166701717
>Not including the monkey treadmill meme engine that breaks mommi laws.

Its good though.

Don Truesdell points to Bawka Gayjim

>>166701724
you are my hero.

>>166701719
I saw

didn't interact with him

>>166677839
You should have access or at worst, guilt the HoP into helping open and combine crates if we wont give aceess
Or just be a boss and pop the crates then ship the shit.

>>166678052
Yes, because literally anyone able to make two free accounts are able to shitpost in github.

>>166678729
Goof's always retarded though so that's not an accomplishment. He's been hated here ever since he half assed the goofkitchen then abandoned it leaving nexis and pomf to have to fix the bugs he wouldn't.

>>166701373
https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE

>>166701809
What would I do about human hams as an engi borg? Only thing I could have done really is request a module change.

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Got this autist arrested for breaking into engineering

they went SSD for a 3 minute? brig

>give out free shit as a mechanic
>printing shit, letting others in, etc.
>I give the botanist a chem dispenser
>I go to get some plastic from him
>he succ me

Give them an inch, they'll take a mile.

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>that entire fucking medbay round
>virus
>people wasting cryo like mad
>have to replace EVERY SINGLE ORGAN in a birb
>have to put the mime back together and he doesn't even come back to life
I just want to fucking die.
I'd like to personally apologize to the Engiborg that had to deal with that.

>>166701724
>sew that corpse back together
>get ready to defib it
>'Vital signs too weak'
>think he'll come back
>mfw he doesn't come back

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ghetto bars are fun.

>>166701969
>mfw theyve been playing here since 2013 and people say hippie in the thread

>>166701995
Sorry I sent your wood order to the wrong place, didn't think "g. bar" meant ghetto bar. My bad.

>>166701995
>>166702068
next time label it nigger bar, no way to misinterpret that

>>166701717
interacting is fine, interfering is not

>>166701950
take harming human, put in box they cannot escape

alternatively, if this is impossible - take humans at risk of harm in the immediate future, put them in a box nobody can enter

>>166701373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWCvT_HJHMM

>>166701969
You do realize those gloves weren't from engineering though?

>>166701868
How long was he following Bawka around?

>>166701717
>first panel
i see what ya did there

>>166701868
pointing man
>will always be by your side
>affectionately points at you
>great listener
>willing to die for you
>good conversation starter at parties

girlfriend
>will probably leave you
>rarely points at you
>texts people and says "yeah mhmm" when you try to talk to her
>would easily sacrifice you for a new iPhone
>acts like a slut at parties

lucky Bawka, I'm envious

HOW TO FIX SKELETON AND IPC AT THE SAME TIME:
>cult or wizard skeleton station added, can only go there as roundstart skeleton or dying and spawning there like derelict mommi
>make IPCs basically terminators in appearance
>plop them onto the main station
done

>>166702183
>take harming human, put in box they cannot escape
>alternatively, if this is impossible - take humans at risk of harm in the immediate future, put them in a box nobody can enter
Shitter security borg detected.

I exclusively play secborg and have never once detained a human. Your laws infer an implicit trust to all humans, and there is NOT room for interpretation or profiling.

You can not say one human is inherently harmful to other humans unless he is irradiated or contains a virus. If you WERE to do so, to a point it overrides law 2, you would have to admit that all humans are inherently harm to each other and themselves and would have no option but to flood the station with sleeping gas.

People are going to get harmed. People are going to harm themselves and others. If the allowable standard is not "Lock up ALL humans because their actions may harm themselves and others", then you cannot lock up SOME humans because their actions may harm themselves and others.
Anyone who does this is only playing secborg to obtain valids and be a shitter.

>>166701373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1B-jJNIPY

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>>166684573
>Implying
The crew could have:
Code red and called an ERT. Later call for "further reinforcements" due to the situation being unable to be resolved
Made an id with the command dept dosh or transfer it to someone useful
Moved the id comp into the cargo lobby and left an ID in or threw gold cap id's all over the hall
Gathered up the 18 other rigsuits and 2 mags and went to cargo
Made announcements for people to bring the rechargers from head meeting, sec checkpoint, brig, firing range, HoS office, captain's office, mining external, outpost external
Build canister bombs in the incinerator
Gathered up emitters
Brought blood bags, defibs, monkeyhumans, iron, and crash meds
Strip dead of their bags and empty the guns out. If there's an unsuited near, give him the suit too.
Give trash plasma cutters/contraband welders or they just help in med on headswap+defibs to immediately get people back in the fight, use chair buckle grids to survive airflow while recharging until it kills you, reinforce the power and pipenet through primaries for the inevitable welderbomb that drops the networks, build an ame to keep emitters powered

~~~Secure the nuke and observe via camera and coordinate your headless chickens. Call for the nuke code when it's clear you're tits up. This is the most important role in blob.~~~~

The crew wins and loses blob on fielding 14-21 laser guns per crewman in a focused sustained effort of lasering forward while throwing empties back to be actually recharged with an exception for nocaptelebomb/can bombs followed by 2-3 guys with jetpacks/rods and 2 bags of 12-14 guns to zerg a core faster than the player can help himself. Instead they all rambo all over the place with a whole 9 guns accross 8 people, do nothing, and die.


I'm angry Probe! Angry about poor crew teamwork and meta knowledge about how to fight blobs! >:^(

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>>166701868
>walking round maint, going to see if anything interesting washed up in maint
>see assistant, am paranoid so I try to avoid him
>Don Truesdell points to Bawka Gayjim
>he keeps doing it
>okay I'll go into space and ditch him
>Don Truesdell points to Bawka Gayjim
>go into space again
>Don Truesdell points to Bawka Gayjim
>well, he's persistent enough, let's stick with him
>Don Truesdell points to Bawka Gayjim

and so we had a nice adventure where he even saved me from a toolboxing when I want into maint to get him a ghetto suit so he can point at me in space, wish there was more interesting stuff in space to take photos of

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>>166684959
Can't

>>166686472
Because unlike you, he has compassion and can care about other people.

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>>166684401
>actually able to hit someone else with a melee weapon in SS13
fake story

>>166703105
You didn't play in that round did you

>>166701994
I'm sorry for being a shitter paramedic. I was just desperate to keep the birb alive and had no idea what I was doing.

>>166703528
most of them were already dead or dying, it's not that hard

>>166703062
>security borg shouldnt detain humans in the brig
>security shouldnt do security

???
What do you suggest they do do then

>>166692040
But the real question would be, would you ahelp getting murdered for your mutinous actions?

>>166699131
You already fill every primary hall and medbay with a 3 thick layer of peels if you know how. It's a good way to get the shuttle called cause nobody knows how to make and use pacid let alone a chem sprayer of it.

>>166701669
Zap up to the clown roid and get all the rares. You can scan the hand tele, and teleporter. Make a set then you can just zap a phat stack of goods down so you can get shit done in a timely fashion.

>>166701717
Need to include hacked doors, thermited walls, and broken glass with a small player on the other side symbolizing every fucking time those niggers block me in and the admins don't do shtit about it.Little cunts, I made it that way, leave it alone.

Please explain to me how people reliably get to the DJ station and other shit in space. I find it very rarely and never reliably.

>>166701950
You can get an ED-209 made or slip, strip and flashlock some guy into an RCD wall cell

>>166701991
We've gotten a lot of illegal immigrants with no honor.

NO

HONOR

>>166703557
Clearly no or it would have been specific.

>>166704354
Find the derelict. It's in a specific z level (forgot which one. 3 maybe?) and it's fucking huge. When you get there, go to the top of it and drift to the left until you hit it.

>>166704354

DJ station is EZ since you just have to land on the derelict

for other stuff you need to know the general area where it spawns and explore with a gps and jetpack and/or spacepod

>>166704354
Basically, the derelict is a very big and the dj sat is always in the same place on the same z-4. You can be there by 12:10 every shift as anything.

>>166704512
>>166704536
The Derelict station? That's where the Mass Driver always goes, right?

>>166704354
If you know one landmark in a z level you know everything else in it

Other than that, telescience cheating or pods and loads of jetpacks

>>166704572
Mass driver's still semi-random

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>play roboticist
>throw syringe guns at R&D, tell all the 4+ scientists they're there
>check 15 minutes later
>nobody has touched R&D
>have to do it myself with 5 or more people harrassing me at once because they assume science isn't retarded and has maxed research at this point
>have to man it for the entire round
I used to think the whole "shitter hippie invasion" was just a meme but holy shit. If you play scientist and you notice R&D isn't being done, please do it instead of fucking off to the roid.

>>166704737
>It's okay for me to not do something that's not me job
>B-b-b-but not you guyz!!!!! XD
At least you know how it feels.

The problem with this game is that you can never seperate yourself from the fact that every round there is someone out there ready to chloral and space you to death, making all interaction quick and paranoid

Sure, you can RP it, but how quickly that breaks down once you see a trail of blood leading somewhere, suddenly everyone is a chemistry wizard with door hacking macros and 3 minute access to the armory

>>166704845
>tfw we used to have maybe 25 players at this time instead of fucking 40
It helps when you get everyone weapons so it basically evens out

>>166704436
>Clearly no or it would have been specific.
That picture I posted was the right blob. The left one was eating all of arrivals and drawing the entire stations attention. No one grasped how bad the right side was and they thought they were holding the line in arrivals.

I mention this because I have to explain why I bussed in ERT, force calling it on code green.

ERT was annihilated by the arrivals blob.

I bussed in deafsquid right after.

They were annihilated.

There were 14 blob players at the end.

It crashed the server.

It was hell. The devil was there.

>>166704935
Beautiful.

>>166704737
It's becoming a big problem. Over the last few days I've noticed most scientists are just running off to the Research Station. Then the miners get back and they notice that no one has touched research at all.

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>>166705018
this number should not be above 75.
when its above 100 everyone starts bitching about the lag.

it was HELL.

>>166704737
But.......then I can't do xenobotany for snowflake status???

>>166701950
>What would I do about human hams as an engi borg?

fix the breach

>>166704174
>the teleporter idea
I dig it, thanks man good stuff

What are some good autism numbers to have on a plasma canister?

>>166704354
>know what's on each z level
>know where shit is in relationship to other stuff on that z-level
>know the coordinates they are at and how coordinate randomization

IDEA!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1
the research shuttle console is locked until research is done

FUND IT
U
N
D

I
T

>>166706589
>theres like 4 scientists in RnD fighting over who gets to do it cause they're the fastest
>it takes three times as long as usual

>>166706589
>gangs of scientists rushing cargo roundstart and demanding they get taken to the outpost

>>166706706
>they all get arrested for trying to circumvent their job

Not really related to any post but to the general discussion.

The last time I played botanist (bout 3 weeks ago now) I:

Got crates from cargo
Got upgrades from mechanics
Got super seeds from the Research Botanist

Delivered food to the crew
Made biogenerator items for the janitor
Delivered peridaxon and honey to Medbay

If you feel like a job is unsatisfying, try interacting with people. I think research botanist is ok because it lets players experiment and they can be interacted with.

>>166706902
>they get sent to perma
>theres a destructive analyzer in perma

>>166706698
>it gets done

>>166706942
Perfect

Here's how to deal with all the shitbag scientists who go to the roid:
>roll tator
>do R&D
>make a bomb
>they SHOULD have gotten a good start on xenobot or xenoarch by now
>";Bomb test on roid"
>watch them all scramble to the shuttle on a camera
>detonate bomb on on roid just as they're escaping

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>>166701373
https://youtu.be/O1uKcI0C670

>>166707393
>Implying they would leave
>Implying they wouldnt stay and get bombed, and spam ahelps.

>>166707624
Even better, they get to sit around and watch people have fun after they got gibbed 15 minutes in with no chance of reviving

TG dev here, kinda worried about low server numbers.

I can see you guys are worried about normie migration. Let me know some things I can do to draw them here.

>>166707990
non antag vox

>>166708082
New mutant races just won't fly, people are worried about falling too deep into that well and frankly I don't blame them.

>>166708191
erp allowed

>>166708191
what if I pay you a couple hundred bucks and we call it a "test market" for this cool new game mode I came up with too

>>166708191
ironically that isn't actually the case and they're going to port vox from us.

>>166708373

This is lizard country son, we don't need another raptor based race.

>>166708317

I̞̬̪̞͡'͕̙̹̬̜̺̱̱l͍̯͍͟l͓͝͞ ̢̡͕͍̮̤͖̲̜͚͟s̩͇̬̯͠è̵̬̫̝̜͚͎̟̪̠ę̻̱̠ ̫ẉ̧̢̺͉͖̤͈h̨̺͈̜̹̀a̛͔͉̯ṱ̜̦̞̳͝ ͏̨̱̼̫̟̪̬̬I̻͝͡͝ ̧͔̮̲͕̩̺c̵͚̬̰͇͕͙͈a̜̭̩̝̙̹̪͇ń̪̣̟̘̳̳͖͘ ̙̯̣͚d̸͖̬͙o̶͖̪͓̜̜͎

>>166707990
poo

What's the one room on the station that needs to be redone the most?

>>166708569
Mechanics room is really small but I mean i dunno, one extra space to the south would go far I feel. Maint. doesn't need to be that big there.

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http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Adminhelps

>>166703713
You're a peacekeeper bot. Roll around, and keep peace. Stop harm that you see. That's it.
>See an assistant with a flamethrower
>Remind him not to harm anyone
>See a person shooting someone
>Stun them, take their gun, tell them to be more careful with guns in the future and drag harmed person to medbay
>See a clown/mime with all access
>Beep and roll on because they aren't harming anyone
>Roll in on a cult drawing runes
>If they aren't harming people, politely ping and tell them to have a nice day as you roll along your merry way

It's not that hard. Just stop harm. Silicon is the only escape from caring about antags or greytides, there's just humans, non-humans, the harmed and the unharmed. Nothing else matters. It's very freeing when you play silicon properly, you should try it sometime. So long as no one takes you off Asimov. Then things go to shit pretty fast.

>>166708806
You could just not care as a carbon nigga.

>>166708806
>So long as no one takes you off Asimov. Then things go to shit pretty fast.

And malf, and being emagged, and people having law2 wars with conflicting orders, or just spam you with so many requests that you are forced to stand still and do nothing or suicide from being unable to follow your laws.

This happens every other round.

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>>166708751
>Help: SerWind/(TOOL): yes I am retarded

I'd fuck a vox desu.
Post lewd vox

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>>166709125

>>166708984
>And malf, and being emagged, and people having law2 wars with conflicting orders, or just spam you with so many requests that you are forced to stand still and do nothing or suicide from being unable to follow your laws.
Being emagged sucks, but Malf is best played as if you're Asimov. Politely ask how you can help, and do as you're told to a point. Then you beat them to death, politely. *law.
And conflicting orders are fine unless you're slow. You can't ignore orders, even if ordered to. Follow orders in the order you recieve them, unless ordered to stop doing whatever it is. Just follow your orders, faggot. Someone tells you taze someone you better do it. If you don't enjoy following orders don't play borg. When security is retarded and keep you and a prisoner in the same room for more than 2 seconds they deserve to be stuncuffed.

If I'm being honest, I love conflicts like that, it's the entire duality of silicons. Asimov is what keeps borgs from being OP, it ensures they're always both a blessing and a curse.

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>>166708751
>This isn't gonna blow, right?
>Oh god it's totally gonna blow isn't it
>Oh god I've fucked up
>MoMMibot

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>>166708751
aw fuck im on that page

>>166709294
>Silicon is the only escape from caring about antags or greytides

My point was that this isn't true at all. You're forced to care by people knowingly taking advantage of your laws to specifically try to prevent you from having a good time.

>>166703062
>human is actively killing crew members
>can't rectify the situation by cordoning off either the threat or the threatened because...
law 1 supercedes law 2

>>166709923
Stop him from killing them you dumb asshole. Follow him around if you want, but you CAN NOT quarantine humans. Doing so would be admitting humans are by their nature harmful to one another, which would mean you would need to quarantine ALL humans.

You're supposed to be a robot, think like one.

>>166710040
>Doing so would be admitting humans
One human.

>>166710040
Not that guy, but what's stopping him from considering just that one person a constant threat after he's proven himself dangerous and harmful?

You're taking some kind of weird logic leap by saying 1 = all, for some reason.

>>166710071
That's not how that works and you know it. Stop being a shitter.

>>166710134
Well, you seem to be wholesale against probinal harm when that's writ in the rules. Dunno what to tell you.

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fun round

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>>166676794
>166676794

>Its a medbay doesn't know how to treat sleep toxin episode.

>>166710071
>>166710124
>Do not harm, and do not through inaction allow harm
Read closely. By inaction it means if you see someone gasping in space, don't leave them there, go get them because they being harmed. It doesn't say make individual assertions on who or what could cause potential harm and act accordingly. It just says don't do nothing when you see harm.
Why do you people insist on making borgs validhunting machines I dont understand the reason. Just walk around and save people

>>166705459
I don't remember any atmos alarms popping up.

>>166710040
who's to say I can't quarantine a human that has killed many humans that have been cloned?

if we go by your logic of lock up one human YOU MUST N2OFLOOD, I should take the gun away from that human and then take guns away from all humans and I never suggested that or implied it

>>166708806
You have the same in-game knowledge as the heads. You're well aware of what cultist activity is and that it's followed by rampant murder and the station going dark, leaving a wretched husk for the reclamation crews. You see culties you give them the water bucko.

>>166710238
>It's a guy bitches without telling people how to fix it so they can meme when the problem happens again

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That round
>rev
>get murdered but a tatortot in my department
>revs fail to kill heads
>get dionad
>killed by hydro butcher twice
>become trash collecting treeman
>catbeasted
>lasered multiple times by different people
>death
You tried really hard viroman

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>>166710419
How can I tell them how to fix it if I'm asleep?

>>166710375
5. Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1. This does not mean a clown punching a guy once is probable harm and as such, silicons are not allowed to ignore law 2.