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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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i cant wait for pansy to cast again!
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snax? more like hax
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pros don't fake

major filled with nova tier players
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Reminder North are the worst team to make playoffs
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Who do I support now Navi and Gambit are out?
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reposting the classic /csgog/ strawpoll for any fresh blood here

http://strawpoll.me/3968111
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>godsent died for this
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>>166771870
>and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
Fag
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dont mind me just posting the best prog rock album of all time
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name a more iconic duo than pasha and snax
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How do I achieve Neo's look
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i can't tell if VP is great or if north sucks dick
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>pige lost to this
damn
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cajunb needs to stop awping srs
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How common is microhacking these days?
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the fuck is north doing
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16-0 please
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Godsent vs VP would've been pretty fun.

This is hardly even worth watching.
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>vp aimlocking through smoke and flashes

hmmmmmmmmmm
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this is embarrassing desu.
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neo is owning magisk
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>>166772047
Fnatic obv
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>>166772064
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>>166772091
I GET UP
I GET DOWN
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>>166772103
play video games for a living friend
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>Major
>No booths
Gotards?
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>>166772132
Microhacking?
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>CAN YOU TURN THE A/C ON IN HERE
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>>166772265
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i wanted watch csgo not hatred
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Did someone piss off VP? they are playing insane right now
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16:0 them please I want to see what happens to magiks face lmao
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>>166772239

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap
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>>166772296
things like aimlock only around head, aimkey used to check if people are there but not to aim, etc

undetectable on lan and by watching replays
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>you will never place your nose on the rim of Pansy's asshole and inhale deeply
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>>166772416
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>>166772384
Isnt that the faggot who got a "Big Hug" from richard lewis?
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>>166772557
yeah and he hates anime too
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>12-0

What a fucking joke
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man rubino could've won that, but he outplayed himself
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This map was North's pick?
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homesent vs north was so fucking good
how is this possible
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rip 16:0 dream
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uh danes?
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no rounds for you danecucks

leftists just keep losing
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>>166772481
Wouldn't surprise me if it was really common. Doubt valve really cares about anything if it doesn't outrage the community enough to endanger their key sales.
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>>166772706
ye
they're done for
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>>166772827
>>>/r/the_donald
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>>166772795
u were saying
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>Losing a 4v2
Fucking lol.
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why are danes so shit?
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>/ourguys/ in Godsent lost vs this

What went wrong?!
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post yfw right now
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>>166772795
nvm i suck dicks
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


TILTED OFF THE PLANET
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13-0 lads

>>166772834
not just valve

all of esports bubble would pop if it was revealed that hacks and adderall abuse is so common
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>0-1-13
LMAO
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cache is next lads

its gonna be the biggest blowout in the history
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>tfw you realise you were born on the wrong side of the strait
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>0-1-13
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>166772935
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rip 16-0
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so fucking tilted lmao
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god damn i'm cheering for vp but this is actually sad

they lose in such tilting ways
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WHEN I SAY CAJUN YOU SAY 0

CAJUN
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>>166773093
?
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LMAO NORTH

ROFL
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>14-0
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>danish CS

this is like spectating pros practicing vs a casual lobby
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>>166773093
what?
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THAT LAST GUY WAS TILTED
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top fucking kek
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Feel bad for them desu
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RIP DANES pols raping them hard right now
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>>166772961
Yeah, makes sense..
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>>166773183
>>166773149
?
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>>166773149
>>166773183
he's literally retarded
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NOOOOOO RIP THE DREAM
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based cajunb
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>>166773149
?
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'no'rth
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shiiiiiiiit
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>blowing it
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noooooooooooooooo

muh 16-0
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N O O O O O O
O
O
O
O
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rip the 16-0 dreme
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>didn't 16-0

VP is garbage
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VIRTUS PRO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

OH SHIT
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15-19 incoming.

Screenshot this.
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>0-15

A fucking joke
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rip in pepperoni my frien
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>cajunBASED
>0-15
>0.00 kdr

dayum son
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>losing 1 round

VP A SHIT
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so is byali cheating again or what
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>>166773303
check again my friend?
North will get a smart comeback until VP shut them down.
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>>166773409
not enough hdd space sorry
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>production bullying Cajun
STOP
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I WANTED A 16-0000000000000000000000000000000000
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why are danish pros so qt?
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>0-15

lmao
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>cajun was the problem
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Has this ever happened in a major map before? Someone getting 0 kills?
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it's ogre
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tfw I could go 0-15 at csgo tourney

I think I'm ready to compete
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>North picked Overpass
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>>166773529
rip dream
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CAJUN ON WITH A KILL WEW
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>>166773529
Fuck he got a kill
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>cajun got a kill
fuck :(
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what is up leftist nations of the union of yuropeon cuckolds
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Cajun got a kill? Is this bizarro world?
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>>166773409
has that ever happened in a professional game?
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>15.4
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>noth will win

>autistic screeching
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>I am a professional play of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I get paid thousands of dollars to play the game good.
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>>166773409
>>166773409
>>166773409
>>166773409
>>166773409
INCOMING
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fucking vp kys
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Nice fucking jinx, Henry.
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OT incomming
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>>166773607
>t. 60%
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what the fuck did just occur
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>it's over
>i will eat my hat if they win

>they actually win
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WTF

went to the toilets tho they had it in the bag

WTF
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>losing against pistols on the retake

I don't know whose the bigger joke right now
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>>166773692
>Rene Borg
more like Rene Bot amirite guys? hahahha. amirite??
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COMEBACK YISSS
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>>166773819
VP are nice guys, they felt like bullies so they threw to give the kiddies confidence
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>>166773619
IIRC there was a Fnatic game they were up 14-1 against TSM on D2 and lost 16-14
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>490k viewers

I know for a fact that some group games had more so what the hell
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>TFW you live in a white state, aka Goodeurope

>TFW white, uncucked by insanely oppressive taxation, have actual rights and the ability to defend oneself
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>THROWING
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>>166773823
Fun fact, Rene Borg in Danish means 'the white male is being genocided wake up sheeple and take the redpill'.

makes u think
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CUMBATH
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>>166773819
they just did it to have extra time to talk about cache tactics
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CAJUN IS ANTI CHOKING

DO NOTHING UNTIL MAP POINT THEN GO HAM
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>Don't do what henry says
>Win thousands of dollars in bets
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BOT Pasha

North taking this series 2-1
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>>166773409
Oh no you didn't
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post yfw North ties
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>this will go into OT
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>yfw North win this map
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was bogdan actually right?
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>2017
>this script
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>>166773409
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is vp capable of choking harder than liquid?
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what is bodgan's law?
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wow.
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what up now danes
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>>166774146
giving the awp to the low hp player
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I SAY CAJUN
YOU SAY
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>danecucks stayed up to watch that
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did North pick Overpass?
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>go drink some water
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>>166774129
for lulz only never something serious
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gg
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>>166774204
PORK BUN
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>>166773908
>We're putting power back in the hands of regular people.
- Donald Trump in front of his golden door with his billionaire friend
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PASHA GAVE THE AWP TO SNAX WHO HAS 11HP
DIDNT STEEL SAY THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER DROP THE AWP TO A LOW HP PLAYER?
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>>166774161
Aizy and karrigan will beat sk tomorrow.
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HOLD STRONG NORDIC FANS
FNATIC DID LOSE ON OVERPASS TOO
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>TACO whines because hats aren't allowed at the major
>he shows up at the major with a massive comb over trying to hide his bald head
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>>166774281
steel isn't even a pro player

can't cut it in OW lmao
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>>166774281
so when is steel playing?
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>>166774281
he throws games for pixels why would you listen to him
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>>166774281
steel isn't a pro player what does he know lmao
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>>166774281
>steel
>relevant

lel mane
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Just started betting on lounge again.

What can we get with coins?
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SK or FaZe?
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>>166774281
Steel is fucking trash
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>>166774275

that's farrage and I am pretty sure he is not a billionaire
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>mfw put all my money on North
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>>166774363
>tfw balding due to meds i'm taking

bald life is hard friend
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>>166774451
SK
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rubino is so fucking tilted
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>>166774363
if someone is wearing hats 24/7 there is a massive change theyre balding. are you autistic or how is this not obvious
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What is it with cs:go events and hard rock/metal?
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so anyway why he didn't right click him with his knife
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>>166774363
>Making fun of balding people
I too used to do this till it hit me...
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>>166774450
self esteem
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>>166774275
>doesnt even know who farage is

what 3rd world country are you from creeton?
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>>166774554
jokes on you I have an ugly combover, I don't go out anymore
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>>166774281
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>>166774246
1. North removed Train
2. Virtus.pro removed Dust2
3. North picked Overpass
4. Virtus.pro picked Cache
5. North removed Nuke
6. Virtus.pro removed Mirage
7. Cobblestone was left over
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>>166774451
FaGe
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>>166774540
cs:go is a white esport
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>>166774281
bogdan law is always correct

unless the low hp player is 100% useless, but then he shouldn't be playing at all
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Reminder that North had the absolute flukiest run in recent memory at epicenter and has had borderline tier 3 results ever since.
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virgen here.

does a girlbutt smell as nice as it looks? on a hot girl, i mean
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baegares mentioned
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>>166774356
Enda danska laget jag kan tänka mig heja på är Astralis och det är bara för att några av dem är rätt så söta n-no homo
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>>166774717
>poles
>white
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>>166774669
>tfw can't find the clip of that donation so I will never know how Steel reacts to it
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>>166774653
master troll
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>>166774778
it always smell worse than it tastes desu
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>>166774551
he missed
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>>166774802
>Leftist cuckolds are white tho xdd
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>>166774778
hahahah no smells like shit

literally
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>>166774281
Steel will never ever admit when he is wrong. He's the most obnoxious redditor cunt in CS:GO and is only worthwhile because he has his random autist freakouts.
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>I mean
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>>166772317
what is this Atlanta?

OR THE SURFACE OF THE SON?
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>>166774669
>there will never be a player more jewish than steel
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>North on Cache


why even bother
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>>166774862
le may may words hurrr

you're pretty cool man wanna hang after skool?
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>>166774905
Are they good on it?
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>>166774897
he had the decency to not call himself Gold tho'
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J U S T
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>the funny thing is
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>>166774875
then why are men always licking asshole in porn?
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>>166774957
Anime is a shibboleth of a non-white
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14-1 for vp on norths map pick
now we get vps map pick
lol
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>>166774987
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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/reward
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>>166775024
>in porn
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>>166774778
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>166774971
they never play it

msl hates it

its gonna be another blowout or msl lets them pug around and they somehow win aim duels everywhere
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>>166775001
how come he always says that when it's not actually funny??
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>>166774971
they're utter shit
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>>166774987
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>>166775037
who said I was white lmao?
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>>166775024
Well anon, when female pornstars do anal, they don't eat for two days before shooting the scenes and they do a lot of enemas, they can also apply good tasting lube on it.

t. porn expert
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>we have more firepower
how delusional are these danes
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We should just rebrand the term "white" to simply include first world countries. Rather a jap or korean than a pole or ruski.
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>I think we have more firepower
>we have a bigger map pool
>I think we can beat them

wew boy they're gonna regret that video
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>>166774281
>>166774373
>>166774403
>>166774414
>>166774418
>>166774457
>>166774669
>>166774738
>>166774880
Bogdans law does have a caveat which made sense when steel was complaining about it in the NAVI match, since the person who was being faced with the AWP also had an AWP which does allow for the possibility where the high HP player get legged but also gets the kill thereby leaving 2 low HP players rather than 1 high HP player

steel is a salty faggot tho
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I Love VP because they don't kick people. Fuck na'vi for kicking Zeus. It was literally his team. Fucking jews.
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>csgog has animeNEETs too
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>>166775124

really makes you think
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I feel bad for North
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Alright I know the second map hasnt started yet, but jesus christ lets get this show on the road

>0 - 2
>danes
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>>166775218
Reminder America is third world
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is there a more reddit phrase than bogdans law
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>>166775304
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>north has a fluke and wins epicenter
>thorin: they are now the #1 team in the world
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>>166775262
you gay dawgz
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>>166775378

that's brits for you
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>>166775394
i made this meme picture
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Does VP even play Cache?
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>>166775309
Well the got further than I expected so I'm happy for them.
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>>166775402
>Tomato boy is one of the best players in the world
Thorin's opinions shouldn't be taken seriously. It's just fun to watch him insult people.
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>>166775603
that's the map they picked
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>>166775603
because based Snax is a god on it. Taz may as well be afk though.
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>>166775024
Because it's hot. Doesn't mean assholes smell good.
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>>166775603
Well, they did pick it so I guess yes
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what's crackalacking gobros
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>>166775378
Dota guys destroying the idiot
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these forced replays even when nothing actually impressive happened why
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North managed to get un-tilted. Not bad.
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>>166775676
you really think a hot girl's butthole smells as bad as, say, JW's or Snax's? For me, no way.
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>>166775691
go away
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>>166775827
2-1 North
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>reverse 16-0
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Can't you retards see that this has nothing to do with the teams, but is a case of CT side being fundamentally overpowered? Seriously, you just hold angles and wait for the other team to run into your crosshair. Balanced fucking game.
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>pick map
>lose horribly on it
nice game gotards
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>>166775931
So 0-16?
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>>166775846
cuck
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>>166775987
pardon me sir but how is that the game's fault?
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did they change the box on cache?
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>"reveals the head"
Bullshit
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>>166775969
Peakers advantage, you fucking retard
>>
>>166775969
I could fall for this

2 years ago
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>>166775989
Well gg
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>>166775992
Guy assholes are hairy and sweaty. Of course they will smell way worse. Even more so if you're talking about csgo pros on LAN.
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>>166776112
You realize that's just a meme, right?
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>>166776137
i bet lowel's butthole smells really nice he's so cute
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>>166776097
In situations like this I wonder if casters are instructed to cover up suspicious shit whenever it happens
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>>166776112
>peekers advantage at lan
>>
>>166776048
its a meme lurk more
>>
Do you think pro players suffer from hemorrhoids a lot?
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>>166776048
nice
game
go
tards
>>
sick got references
>>
>WEEEEEW VP
>>
Are the casters' voices a bit delayed on CSGOTV for everybody else too?
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>>166776183
>>166776201
t. never even been to a lan

the inbuilt lag compensation means that it feels exactly the same on lan
>>
>>166776246
How will cs ever recover?
>>
>>166775987
>one side of the map is tilted away from the player
>this is the reasoon I'm losiing when I'mm on red team!!11

explain
>>
DAT
AIM
LOCK
>>
>rubino
>>
>sit down
>have sharp pain in my sides

nice game gonurds
>>
>>166775451
nice reply
;^)
>>
why is magisk so red aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
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So is Pasha

1: Back to his good old form

or

2: North completly shit ?
>>
>>166776302
t. never played the game but falls for memes

Peakers advantage doesn't exist. CTs hold angles and set up crossfires. If they play the game efficiently there is a 0% chance for the T side to win. I don't expect you to understand it but that's how it is, and the scores reflect it.
>>
>440k viewers

dying SPORTS right here
>>
>>166776504
north is shit. sk will rape vp.
>>
Do they actually have a red light to color magisk?
>>
>>166776295
yep
>>
>>166776512
groupstage games had 800k viewers

wtf happened!! literally dead
>>
>>166776512
Just EU kids going to bed
>>
>>166776512
i see 557k...
>>
>>166776512
every esports is dying. hopefully we get some decent western games in the future now that devs milked out esports as a tool to advertise and sell their crap
>>
>>166776529
it's vp vs faze friend
>>
danes engaging those micros
>>
>>166776507
>if they play the game efficiently there is a 0% chance for the T side to win

holy shit, you're literally retarded
>>
>>166776551
navi and gambit lost so the slavs left

that's 50% of the audience right there
>>
>>166776512
>Pointing out that it is the middle of the night in europe for the 10th time
>>
>>166776617
more like 50 k if you count out the smurfs farming drops lmao
>>
>>166776672
;^)
>>
>>166776687
but navi astralis fnc gambit had like 600k viewers max
>>
oops toggled at the wrong moment :(
>>
S N A X
>>
>>166776195
Yeah! Cute buttholes always smell the best!

Have you ever smelled someone elses buthole irl?
>>
>>166776610
I'm pretty sure even earlier games had trouble breaking 500k. Meanwhile groups had even 800k peaks. I'd also imagine many eu kids would stay just for VP considering it's weekend anyway.

I dunno what to make of it.
>>
>>166776246
>>166776218
pardon me sir but i think you have the wrong car
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>>166776853
>he doesn't know about the valve esports exchange program
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>>166776845
you really think juliano's butthole smells as bad as Hiko's or Guardian's? idiot
>>
>>166776803
bo1 are more exiting
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fugg just woke up
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>
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>>166776942
it probably smells worse because women have disgusting infections that trickle all over the place down there
>>
>>166776994
>caring about pickems

valve making some easiest bucks on this shit
>>
>>166776994
lel exactly what I picked
>>
>>166776994
>fell for the gambit meme
>>
>>166776994
>SK beating Faze

top kek my man :')
>>
>cajun going from le 0-15 man to carry
nanohacks too good
>>
>>166776994
navi i can understand but gambit?
>>
>>166777038
let's face it, ur gay

u can sniff juliano's butthole or Hikuardian's and you choose the latter? wow
>>
>>166776942
You could always ask!

"Hey Juliano, I really want to smell your asshole, I'm not too weird for asking this, right?"

No need to thank me for writing the message for you! :*
>>
>>166777030
i forgot i still have my saturation up from playing cs, he almost looked purple
>>
>>166777030
That guy's 19? He looks 50.
>>
>>166777085
gambit were /our guys/
>>
>>166777146
SK is the better team

GOD Fallen so good that they are doing work with a stand in
>>
Reminder that /ourguys/ Faze will win the major
>>
>>166777146
SK have stronger hacks
>>
>>166777293
you mean cold literally carrying fallen through group stage
>>
>>166777278
to ledditors sure fnatic has been the boys csgog rallied behind for much longer
>>
>>166777331
xD
>>
>>166777159
>esports fans actually think women don't smell awful most of the time
>>
>>166776504
shit feet desu
>>
>>166776512
No NA, no hype.
>>
>>166777074
do you get anything other than a worthless medal?
>>
>savest plant possible
>>
fazeup
>>
Who ever told me about this Dan M guy is fucking great. Why the fuck isn't there stricter anti-cheat at LANs? What in the fuck?
>>
>>166777515
no
>>
>>166777253
we fucking get it stop samefagging
>>
>>166777159
why are you attempting to use "gay" as a negative?
>>
why is vp losing in their pick map
>>
why don't the plant in a hard to defuse spot when the whole site is clear
>>
7 cuck bucks to play the play offs pickems alone
>>
>>166777586
BOYS
>>
>>166777605
becourse im redpilled and for western civilization and redpill says their degenerate for their ways which is against god and whiteness
>>
>>166777586
bois
>>
>>166777553
>Ironically saying this while hes getting shot

What a joke of a statement. Why do these guys even get paid
>>
>>166777595
What?
>>
>>166777668
because they beat north in theirs
>>
>>166777684
that was possibly hardest spot you could find on that site what are you on about
>>
Is the human tomato gonna do it?
>>
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>>166775265
>this surprises the anon
>>
>>166777826
didn't mean it then, just in general desu
>>
holy fuck i already lost hope because it was cache

msl mastermind tactician
>>
>>166777734
cringe
>>
>0 points of damage to 5 people

lmao
>>
>>166777030
hes pretty handsome
is redness a skin condition or what?
>>
>tfw can't function normally in social situations
need to change job
>>
>>166777586
BOIS
O
I
S
>>
>>166777958
get some meds retard

also nice blog
>>
s n a x e d
>>
>>166777734
you sound like a faggy leddit larper


kys
>>
>>166778035
what meds makes you normal
except for amphetamine
also magog is for blogging
>>
>>166777586
BOIS
cause he's a fucking retard
>I have hax injected into my hat
>>
>>166777791
Maybe they don't. Maybe they are forced to host Majors as some kind of punishment
>>
>>166777958
benzos. dont overdo, dont get addicted
helps you getting use to stuff and eventually you can do without it
>>
will valve reopen the pick em?
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>>166778089
propranolol

musicians take it when they perform
>>
>>166777940
could be rosacea
>>
>>166777734
/r/The_Donald was a mistake
>>
>>166778125
>benzos
>making you normal
what the fuck
>>
>trying to take a side where pasha waits with his awp

Why
>>
PASHAAAAAAA
>>
more like haxsha
>>
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>PASHA
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kick snax for griefing
>>
went a bit too far with the cheat there pasha
>>
>>166777734
bravo anon
>>
>>166778176
doubt it valve doesnt give a fuck about us
>>
>Pasha get shot somehow through the wall
>It's actually his teammate from behind
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>>166778253
benzos have a bed reputation because retards taking home-pressed overdosed crap for the first time and if its not enough they drink to it
if you have anxiety that basically prevents you from functioning its god's gift
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>>166777734
>becourse im redpilled
should have taken the bogpill
>>
lmao snax aimlock malfunction

tec pause pls admin
>>
>msl was saving cache strats all this time

woah.....
>>
>>166778380
hope u also praise Lord Kek, fellow white brother of virtue
>>
>>166778125
>>166778416
what if you're not anxious in social situations but just quiet and autistic
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>>166778430
There it is
>>
north toggling on the micros
>>
>tfw vp eliminated
>>
North are going to win this major, aren't they?
>>
betting sure makes watching these games a lot more entertaining

fuck valve for shitting on it, nothing wrong with grown adults gambling
>>
>>166778470
really makes you think uh....
>>
>sg553 doesnt have any downsides
>>
>>166778635
...(no)
>>
>>166778486
shadilay
>>
Why do Dane matches always obliterate viewership?
>>
>>166778673
>grown adults
>video games

hmmm relly makes u sink
>>
pasha toggling on
danes cucking themselves again
>>
P-Papito?
>>
p a s h a ' d
>>
>>166778565
then drinking a beer before is a lot safer i would say
its all about balancing anon. dont drink too much to say stupid shit and if you take benzos and want to function dont take too much and dont get addicted because thats fucking dangerous
>>
>>166778726
do you post on every thread faggot?
>>
>they line up and walk into pasha's crosshair
>announcer gets loud for no reason
>>
>p250 wins vs an awp
>>
>>166778797
5 mil population.

France, Sweden, US, slavs, etc. are all out already
>>
>i'm not going to say the c word

they can't say cuck?
>>
>>166778860
>>166778872
you faggots love to whine don't you
>>
This faggot caster is so biased
>>
>anti eco kills
>crowd goes wild
ummm nice scene gonads
>>
>>166778859
Only in the last 3 or something. I'm just quoting the commentators
>>
>>166778962
>he doesn't know casters by name
hello d2g
>>
>>166778942
>>>/r/globaloffensive bitch boi
>>
>>166778797
I'm not even sure why but danish teams are just bland, boring and unremarkable. I always struggle to remember the players on danish teams.
>>
>>166779045
t. reddit
>>
Is there anything worse than fag casters?
>>
I'm liking this vp comeback script
>>
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>>166778919
>"slavs are out"
>VP is still playing
>>
>>166778993
>there are people who don't hate Counter-Strike after reading this comment

there's literally no excuse
>>
>>166778993
>click on the same spot 300 times and kill 2 creeps
>crowd goes wild

Yeah Mobas are so much fun 2 watch
>>
>>166779094
haha reddo
>>
>North
>Can't smoke correctly
>Go before smoke pops
>Flash themseves
Cmon you have this

>>166778942
>buy pistols
>win
>>
>when you have half of a nice craft beer left but feel like going to bed already but don't want to drink more
will it be drinkable in the morning? i doubt
what do
>>
>being danish
>playing cs

why
>>
>>166779027
Sadokist is
>>
jesus christ
vp is fucking scary when pasha actually can hit shots
>>
danes are winning by a huge margin and then start making retarded plays and choke. many such cases!
>>
>>166779085
reflects the danish race
>>
>>166779195
saran wrap
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>>166779149
u cannot seriously believe this friend
>>
>>166779008
oh lol i'm sorry, there was a guy 5~ threads ago that bragged about how sg has no downsides it's just that the pros don't use it because xD we pro ;)
>>
>>166779149
Your words are like an alien language to me, maybe go back to your containment zone.
>>
>>166779273
btfo assfag
>>
>>166779085
>Look at those nice beards and muscles the slav teams have what remarkable optics
>No fuck the variety in the danish teams
>>
Danish CS scene sucks ass even the brits have it better
>>
this kid lmao
>>
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>>166779358
wat
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>>166779358
lol cmon now
>>
>>166779313
>sg553
>not being a worse ak
>>
>>166779358
brits will never make it to a major
>>
>>166779118
American education my friend
>>
>>166779462
try tell him rotfl
>>
>>166779462
whats worse about it?

it's almost objectively better

only stat the ak is better is running speed
>>
>>166779610
awful spray pattern and scope is useless
>>
North Astralis final incoming

>>166779610
Try to spray with this piece of shit
>>
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>VP
>>
>>166779358

do the brits even have a team?
>>
>every quarterfinal has been 3 games so far
>not scripted
>>
>>166779723
>spraying with the sg
>scope that reduces recoil is useless

k
>>
Even pasha is bald

What is it with csgo players and not bring able to grow hair?
>>
imagine getting to stick your cock deep inside pansy's asshole and feeling her tight ring around your shaft and dickhead as you pound her thick red arsecheeks
>>
>>166779464
>who are London conspiracy
>>
>>166779610
feels like shit
both tapping and spraying feels like good with ak
sg has shit spray pattern, shit sounds, shit looking, slow movement, scope
its basically for redditors who think they are smarter than everyone but still in gold nova
>>
>>166779759
what did you mean by this
>>
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>>166779829
thats hot
>>
>>166779850

weren't they swedish? lmao
>>
>>166779780
With cobble as third map, it was to be expected
>>
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What's the next map?
>>
>>166779723
that's an easy pattern to master, scope is great.

there is a reason why it costs more than an ak, because it's better.
>>
>>166779850
idk I got into cs because of the pretty skins haha xd
>>
What if sg could be bought by ct
would that make it op
>>
>>166779903
cobble
>>
>>166779915
the / pattern makes it a bitch to transfer and no you're not good at it nobody is

>there is a reason why it costs more than an ak, because it's better.
negev best gun
>>
just came back to this piece of shit game.

what the FUCKKKKKK did they do to literally every sound in the game?
>>
>tfw when VP to smart too win
>>
>>166779818
every men from the age of 14-16 starting to lose his hair. even getting a mature hairline is just a very slow balding. actual balding when your hair follicles are more sensitive to dht than they should be. its a genetics thing, could be a lot more worse, everybody is just on this balding train for some reason on 4chan
>>
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Jesus, it's completely empty.
It's a major, common.
>>
If North actually go through I hope they're fucking ready for tomorrow because I don't want to see SK in another fucking finals. Fuck this shit, vp were supposed to save us from the hues.
>>
>>166779424
wow flusha before weight gain really looked weird
>>
>VP throwing so we get cobble drops
based slav memeceps
>>
SÃ…DAN MAND
>>
>>166780047
>NA
>Caring about CS

pick 1
>>
>>166780075
#FazeUp
>>
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>>166780004
GET READY FOR DA DROPS
GET READY FOR DA NORDS
>>
>>166780028
meme 3d audio they wasted time on and sounds like shit.

You can change it back to the old system, just choose the audio option without hlt or whatever the fuck its called in parenthesis beside it
>>
>>166780154
Had Liquid not choke and Cloud 9 managed to make it the crowds would be insane
>>
>>166780047
Muricans know they're shit at the game
>>
>>166779995
>One tap gun for ct's that excels at holding angles
Geez I dunno.
>>
>>166779851
lol
>>
>be me
>get mirage case, its shit
>Open it for some shit skin just for stickers
>Its the t auto in some battle scarred sandstorm skin

Fuck My Life
>>
>>166780012
negev isn't a rifle

the full auto transfer meme must stop, bursting is the way to shoot, if you go full auto you lose accuracy and spend more time killing someone than being cold blooded and bursting. Even pros panic. no need to emulate it.
>>
is Luminosity playing next?
>>
>>166780218
it sounds like I have a qtip in my ears.
I disabled the option but it still sounds very off, I guess it's all the New And Improved High Fidelity Gun Sounds that are throwing me off hardcore.

really impressive how valve continuously manages to fuck the game up even further.
>>
>>166780248
typical murican fangays
>>
Does cobble drop more than other maps?
>>
>>166780176
Would be hilarious but let's be honest cold and fallen will just toggle like always once they start losing rounds. I think we just have to resign ourselves seeing SK win every major until organizers figure out an effective way to stop LAN cheats.
>>
I don't like Mirage.
>>
>>166780531
I don't like your face.
>>
>>166780503
drops are tied to the number of viewers apparently
>>
>>166780503
why would it you idiot?
>>
>>166780319
yes pros are shit and you're the god and know the best way to pray

spray transfer is literally faster than recovering from a burst
way fucking faster
>>
>dordin
>>
>>166780503
you wish
>>
How do I grow a thicc full neckbeard like snax
>>
who the fuck are north
>>
>>166780587
Indeed I do.
>>
>wake up
>eu still obliterates other continents in CS

wtf what do americans even do all day
>>
>>166780770
attend trump rallies and wave flags
>>
>magisk already toggling
lmao
>>
V-VP GOT THIS R-R-RIGHT GUYS???
>>
he will not divide us
>>
T O G G L E M A T O
O
M
A
T
O
>>
MAGIC
>>
uhh i guess we're just gonna ignore that incredibly blatant aimbot jerking on magisks 3rd/4th usp kills
>>
>>166780913
cheating in the early rounds is less suspicious, I guess
>>
Has Magisk ascended to a meme player now?
>>
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>>166780930
>>
NERF THE UMP ICEFRAUD REEEEEEEE
>>
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byali and snax better counter-toggle soon or they'll be left in the dust
>>
>>166781087
aim smooth as butter :^)
>>
Wouldn't be it smarter to relax in eco rounds so the enemy team doesn't get the 3000k extra cash from ump kills?
>>
>>166781171
but his aim isn't really all that smooth?

in fact it shakes a lot
>>
>>166781087
call a doctor he's having a seizure
>>
Which scene has the best toggles? I say BR
>>
!drop
>>
>>166781243
Sweden 2013-2015
>>
nice refrag pasha
>>
why the fuck they use the 3d sound for twitch? it has objectively worse sound quality and you dont need precise sounds when there are x-rays and minimap with every information
>>
>>166781241
do you need to get something off your chest
>>
>>166781241
are you implying a professional cs:go player would use cheating software? wow, lol, ok.
>>
>>166781243
brs have the most blatant toggles because calling them out is a hate crime
>>
>>166781171
>>166781242
i think it's something to do with my fps plus the capture method, i don't remember it being that jerky when i watched it, but i'm sure there's a twitch clip around that has the ace to double check
>>
>>166781319
no i'm fine why?
>>166781346
no I'm saying it's possible that he has early on set Parkinson or perhaps he's very nervous???
>>
>>166781307
they dont even have 1080p60
pretty lazy production in that regard
>>
>>166781362
>i don't remember it being that jerky when i watched it
I do
>>
>>166781243
NA has such undetectable toggles that people think they are the worst region
>>
>>166781307
Valve in control. They choose how the broadcast should be and they probably pushed for it if Turner wanted the old system.
>Nerds still not over the sound update
Holy shit it's pathetic. The game sounds fine and positional sound is objectively better. Y'all are autistic.
>>
>>166781463
ya i just looked at the twitch clip and it's pretty jerky there too
>>
>>166781450
that would be really unfortunate for such a young guy, I hope he will be okay.
>>
>>166781460
twitch claims 720p60 but I don't see it
>>
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>>
>>166781574
>The game sounds fine
lol
>>
le smoke man snax gj fucking fat retard
>>
>>166781613
I know I'm saying that picking on him on the information super high way is very rude thing to do and you guys should stop it
>>
For real though, what the fuck is up with Magisks face?
>>
bloodtrail is the only twitch meme that made me laugh desu
>>
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>>166781735
>>
>>166781460
i have it on 1080p500
>>
>magisk on screen
>chat spams meat boy

lmfao

also magisk is 100% cheating right now, watch all his mouse movements. mouse1 aimbot most likely
>>
>>166781756
rosacea most likely
>>
what if NA is not that good at cs because they are the ONLY ones who don't toggle lol
>>
>>166781756
akne + amphetamine + stagelights
>>
>>166780047
The Danes are literally chink-tier in terms of killing hype in cs:go. These matches are a snoozefest.
>>
>>166781574
the game sounds terrible now ,even the gun sounds are sound worse except shotguns
>>
gg fucking vp retards nice map pick
>>
>>166781827
>elige
>stewie
>subroza
>not toggling
lmao
>>
>>166781827
na cheats too, look at rush, stewie
>>
>>166781827
we are honest players we dont cheat we only win fair and square Astralis and crew should take notes
>>
why is henryg so biased towards the danes?
>>
>>166781954
>>elige
:thinking:
>>
>magisk memeing the fuck out of VP

is he, dare I say it, elite?
>>
>>166781796
super saiyans don't cheat

they just use aiding programs
>>
>pick results

>VP: 96%
>North: 4%

TOP KEK
>>
>>166781701
the crowd is ded so vp is kill
>>
>>166781887
h o w m u c h???
>>
>>166781986
He really hates slavs
>>
>byali calls technical timeout
>"excuse me admin my hacks aren't working"
>>
>>166781827
https://youtu.be/ZLwB7RNN2m0 Na doesnt cheat kek
>>
valve better opens the pick em again
>>
>>166782062
can you even bet anything of value anymore?
>>
>>166781986
Because Brits detest Poles. They're thieves and bathroom cleaners.
>>
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>>166782025
>>
>>166782025
>A-analysts should get more time in CS production, I swear it matters! t.Thorin
>>
Not a big fan of memeceps but if VP loses you might as well hand the title to SK already
>>
>>166772031
Remind of this post lmfao
>>
>>166782025
along with astralis low chance there will probably be less than 100 gold badges
>>
Cobble is literally the worst map in the game. Such a shit map.
>>
>>166781756
he's so white, his skin is translucid, what you're seeing is his flesh
>>
>>166782110
whats wrong with cleaning bathroom tho
>>
VP is literally retarded. That's the second time somebody jumps in reckless.
>>
>>166782168
this badge will expose the retards
>>
Are VP being paid to throw this or something? Some of the decisions are literally mind boggling.
>>
>>166782256
I had a polish cleaner at work and she always brought her teenage daughters to work with her, they were hot but like 13
>>
>>166782364
Relax cobble is CT sided
vp got this
>>
How can these based Danes comeback again and again?
>>
>its a badguys (sk) win their 3rd major in a row episode
odds of faze beating them?
>>
>>166782418
gary?
>>
This is like watching silvers getting stomped by a 5-stack of smurfs
>>
>>166782434
danish heritage and destiny is to choke in semis, not quarters
>>
>>166782447
i believe in astralis
>>
>wake up
>old poles decided to throw a huge match before retirement

hehe
>>
>>166782447

>>166777331
>>
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>>166782418
perfect age
>>
>>166782490
>believing in chocking danes
>>
SK is going to destroy Asstralis

looking forward to the beating
>>
>>166782432
>A map well known for being T sided
>CT sided
What rank are you?
>>
YEEEES
>>
gege veepee
>>
Tell me how you truly feel right now, betting anons. Tell me.
>>
>>166782572
not saying they gonna win but im cheering for them and they have a chance
>>
>>166782447
Why they're the bad guys?
>>
>>166782667
All my picks have won so far
>>
>>166782667
i feel bad my man, i just dont understand what VP is doing
>>
holy fucking shit magisk
>>
>>166782667
This is why I don't bet, CS is just coinflips since the old Fnatic days
>>
based tomatoman
>>
Where's that faggot who said he bet all his Astralis winnings on North?

Where are you, you fucking cunt!
>>
>>166782667
>betting
??
>>
this game is gay
>>
MAGISK GOING HAM
THE HYPE IS REAL
>>
MAGOG'SBOY
>>
>>166780337
Yup then EchoFox
>>
>magisk

dude
>>
>that one GE smurfing faggot who ruins your game

happens to me everytime
>>
MAGISK STOP YOU ARE NOT DEV1CE
>>
>that lock
wew
>>
lads

there is a live raping of on twitch happening right now

eleaguetv is the twitch channel
>>
im making magisk memes if they win
>>
Also when is C9 playing?
>>
>>166782862
thats me lol
>>
Tell me, why don't they all wear glasses? The distance to the screen is like 5 inches (12 cm)

>>166782723
I'm really sorry man. You shouldn't waste your money on this game
>>
>30 bomb before the half

VAC incoming
>>
>>166782862
I'm this smurf tbqhwy famalamadingdong
>>
Saying pic in twitch chat will get you banned. How fucking gay is that shit
>>
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>>166782862
>>
vac asf rn
>>
>>166782769
this is correct
>>
>North toggling after getting absolutely destroyed on the first map
Disgusting.
>>
Danes are hacking thier asses off this major at least try to hide it
>>
>>166782667
bet with skin collector, lost 2 thousand on NaVi, about to lose 10 thousand on vp, rip my black lammie knife collection and some lore knifes
>>
>navi let me down
>vp let me down
im done betting
>>
>that rubino snap spray through the smoke

huh
>>
>peak in Fall
>take 4 months off and fail to win out at all those LANs
>come in 8th at the major

my fucking sides
>>
seriously tho how much semen has that brit slurped in the last 30 minutes
>>
nobody will get the gold pickem lmao
>>
>>166782934
>I'm really sorry man. You shouldn't waste your money on this game
yeah probably, makes watching tournaments a little more exciting though
>>
Pig*
>>166782972
>>
>>166782934
>Tell me, why don't they all wear glasses? The distance to the screen is like 5 inches (12 cm)
because that's a meme, sitting close to a screen doesn't ruin your eyesight, it causes nothing more than short term strain
>>
I'm getting unreliable connection to matchmaking servers. All the fixes I have found online don't help, and I'm getting 35-60 ping in all of my other games.

/vg/ please help.
>>
>>166783079
thansk for teh skines xddd
>>
>>166782972
SOURCE PLEASE girl on the left is a massive cutey
>>
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Slavs on suicide watch

>keep moving
>>
>>166783054
>>166783051
>>166782895
HOW MUCH?
>>
>>166783117
I'm telling you that it is north astralis since the first game today.
>>
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>rubino locks on through smoke and follows him while he walks around

Rlly
Makes
You
Think
>>
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>>
Is Magisk the freshest meme in csgo right now?
>>
>>166783148
i dont bet with 4chan fags
>>
>>166783164
None. Gambling is degenerate and ruined CS GO
>>
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>bet both on North winning PRECISELY one map
>bet on VP win

North's about to fuck both my bets
>>
>>166783153
The only info I'm going to give is that she is my Jewish /fit/fu who trains with Russians
>>
cant wait for our guy (dan m.) to fucking expose these cunts. VP will probably toggle on next half as well
>>
>>166783339
BOIS
>>
>>166783268
whole North is a meme rn
>>
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>>166782972
here, have some hips anon
>>
>>166783339
>cant wait for our guy (dan m.)
lol get the fuck out of here silver
>>
>>166783142
stop playing this terrible, terrible game.
>>
If VP come back and take this.. I'll let everyone in this thread bukkake me.
>>
am i watching non prime matchmaking?
>>
did magisk attach his skin color's rgb code's r variable to the amount of kills he has
>>
>>166783438
I bet you think the earth is flat
>>
>>166783339
who?
>>166783423
hope you are a girl or hobbit
>>
Is it, dare I say it, time for the Virtus Plow?
>>
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I hope yall doubters are ready to apologize
>>
>>166783441
a noble effort
>>
>>166783423
Won't be the first time either happened
>>
>Pasha will never run his hook nose across your back
>>
>>166782972
>>166783381
Training/athletic clothes is god tier
>>
>>166783492
i think ur flat you no titty having bitch
>>
>>166783507
did he call gaben for that epic VP comeback?
>>
When is valve going to crack down on the cheating in this game?its fucking embarrassing this is what they choose to represent this as high skill ceiling CS
>>
>>166783562
gabe doesnt even bother with csgo, hes all about VR and dota
>>
>final of the major will be boring danes against cheating brazilians
I don't think this semen slurping game is for me
>>
>>166783589
why would they ruin their own business?
>>
>>166783589
they dont give a flying fuck as long as people keep buying gloves and sprays.
>>
>>166783589
what cheating?
>>
""""somehow"""" they hit the shot :^)
>>
>fullflash 2 enemies
>get perfectly sprayed down
north is so fucking legit
>>
>>166783632
>cheaters vs cheaters

fix this fucking game already
>>
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What kind of script is that
>>
>>166783539
Right!
>>
konfig totally didn't lock on snax lol
>>
>>166783624
you think gabe just spends his days eating food and jacking off to vr porn?
>>
>>166783735
stop posting ugly whores or i'll ban you
>>
>>166783674
watch the game its obvious as hell

>lock ons
>walls
>mouse1
>>
>>166783807
ye and collecting knives
>>
>whole arena cheering for VP
Fags
>>
>>166778094
what the fuck are you talking about retard?
>>
>>166783807
add some coke and cognac and yeah, pretty much
>>
QT
>>
HERE WE GO
>>
>>166783842
>Hey guys, I'm a gold nova 1!
>>
they can't comeback, right? RIGHT?
>>
>>166778801
I'm 30 and Im probably better then you at csgo young fuck
>>
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>>166783539
>>
>>166783735
Keep posting cute girls.
>>
>>166783925
i'm lem and rubino, snax, magisk, and byali are cheaters
>>
>>166783735
another one?? who is she?
>>
>>166778673
ikr
a couple of youtube greedy uberretards completely ruined a blooming secondary market
>>
V E E P Y
E
E
P
Y
>>
>>166783985
she could powerlift me...
>>
>>166784021
actually a jewish youtuber pretended to care about the scandal for views and got front page on youtube
>>
>>166784001
If you seriously think any of these guys are cheating, you're just bad at the game. I bet you accuse everyone beating you of cheating as well.
>>
>>166783925
DMG this shit as obvious as hell as an avid observer
>>
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>yfw VP gets to 14 rounds and loses
>>
I like kpop and anime posters more than fit """"""females"""""" posters.
>>
>>166783985
>tumble at the end
CUUUUUUUUUTE
>>
>>166783985
she could jerk and clean me if you know what im saying
>>
>>166784132
why is girls kissing girls so hot? like everything else about lesbian porn is shit

but kissing, that shit is the shit
>>
>>166784206
yeah just like boys kissing
>>
If vp get it 14-13 we could have a game on our hands
>>
>>166784287
yeah haha
>>
>coach sweating the most
kek
>>
>>166784206
Because if it's a guy and a girl you feel jealous but with 2 girls you assume they both would rather kiss you since homosexuality isn't natural.
>>
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>>166784164
i like you too anon
>>
>>166784202
I'm afraid I don't quite understand what you mean. Could you please elaborate so the rest of us can get it?
>>
>>166784287
Boys kissing is gross. Get that shit out of here.
>>
reminder that csgog is an anti-anime general

bully all animeNEETs
>>
>>166784383
csgo is an anime friendly video game
>>
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SNAGSZ
>>
>>166784383
anime should exist
>>
choking danes bout to lose, my skinnies are safe
>>
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>>166784383
Why are you so upset my friend?
>>
DANES CHOKING ALERT
>>
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>>166784383
FUCK OFF REDDIT!
>>
>>166784349
fag
>>
T SIDED MAP
>>
>>166784347
the lift is called clean and jerk so I switched it up to jerk and clean implying that she could jerk me off and then clean the mess haha
>>
>@HenryCSGO and @Sadokist

please end this misery
>>
why are hats banned for players
>>
LETS GO VP
>>
>>166784514
creates a space between ear and headset
>>
NICE PLANT MSL
>>
based slavs countertoggling
>>
>>166784512
henry is insufferable
>>
you've got some good scripted games, gotards
>>
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>drop a 30 bomb in the first half
>still can't win

fuck this team tbqh kick me
>>
wtf cuntfig
>>
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>denmark
denmark
>>
>>166784416
>>166784450
>>166784470
>>166784492
easiest bait of my life
>>
>>166784510
you /fit/fags are weird
>>
>that msl plant
>that msl aim

Wew
>>
>>166784123
you act like "pros" havent been banned for cheating fuck off apologist
>>
too much blood in magisk's face he can't see the screen anymore
>>
>T Map
>teams dominating on CT side

really cortexed my vortex
>>
NORTH HAS THIS SINCE ROUND 1
>>
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vp please do it or i'm gonna kys
>>
>>166784648
too intelligent for major
>>
>>166784656
you cheat too ive seen your demos
>>
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>>166784648
that was k0nfig
>>
>>166784623
>h-hey guyse i'm just pretending to be retarded
>h-haha b-baited
seriously, go back to reddat
>>
https://clips.twitch....tv/eleaguetv/AgreeableMonkeyShazBotstix

somebody make a webm
>>
>the city of FC Kobenhavn's CS team
>>
why are these teams so shit at T side cobble?
>>
ITS LIT!!!
>>
>the fire killing him through the wall

LMAO GOGURTS NICE GAME
>>
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>k0nfig
>brain
lmao
>>
based fuckign slavs get fucked scandicucks
>>
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ready for the toggle?
>>
NICE CHOKE DANEKEKS
>>
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VP??
>>
good old choke
>>
>>166784742
because no fnatic
>>
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>>
>>166784623
>haha baited
even worse
>>
>>166784715
MSL is the mastermind tho
>>
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>>166784416
>>166784450
>>166784470
>>166784492
>>
please danefucks..... please
>>
>>166784709
its all legit bro

we smart , we honest , we loyal
>>
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pasha please don't choke
>>
>>166784656
Could you tell me some pros that have been banned for cheating at majors?
>>
>>166784828
ye but that was obviously konfig's fuckup
>>
>>166784723
>>166784824
reel em in
>>
IM SITTING IN FIRE RIGHT NOW
>>
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>>166784785
fixed
>>
>>166784913
>>166784913
>>166784913
>>166784913
>>
>>166784885
MSL indirectly for not training his troops
>>
KURWA
>>
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ENGAGE

THOSE

MICROS
>>
WHY DO THEY CALL HIM MAGIKBOY?

BECAUSE HE'S DOING A DISAPPEARING TRICK IN THE 2ND HALF
>>
>>166784862
haha i love h3h3 too xD
>>
SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THE SCARED KEK
>>
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>Lets stack B
>Even though it hasn't worked since we swapped to T

Fucking ebin
>>
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Nice try good game my friends!
>>
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VIRTUS PRO LITERALLY MADE THAT YOUNG BOY CRY WTF I HATE THEM NOW
>>
>>166784565
makes sense, thanks
>>
>>166784875
>>166784123
You honestly believe they would get caught during majors?
>>
>>166785673
>no one gets caught since no one is cheating
rly make u thonk
>>
>>166785832
No one gets caught because its fucking easy to fucking do at majors. If anything I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people that work at these places aren't being paid off.
>>
>>166785945
>easy
so how do they do it
>>
>>166783407
Nah, I like playing up to GN 1 then forgetting I play the game and getting unranked.

Only to come back 4 months later and play without relearning, winning the first match barely, and getting S2 again,
>>
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The danish choke isn't even funny anymore but North still meme it anyway. Polish master race going to give SK a spanking :^)
>>
wtf happened to csgo lounge? why are there coins? can't I bet my skins?
>>
>>166785832
>>166785673
who is kqly and sf
>>
>>166791212
lol
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