eternal choking dane edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
KEK
E
K
VP
no anime
boipussi
>>166782604
>>166782604
HELLO?
tanks for da skines
Easiest game of my life daneshits
lets go pee pee *clap* *clap* *clap*-*clap*-*clap*
PASHA
OF
OUR
SKINES
NORTH GO
/a/
>mfw another dane choke
What a shitshow
>realize I haven't emptied my recycling bin in years
>it's 102 gigs
>>166784913
White people only
Didn't doubt even for a second.
>>166784948
let's agree that they're both shit
>north is an execution heavy team
>not a single execute works
>Magisk goes from 180 adr to 70
>1 round T side
>>166785047
>mfw its now tradition
MICROHACKS ENGAGED
YES anime
LETS GO VP LETS GO
LETS GO VP LETS GO
LETS GO VP LETS GO
the crowd is pretty good despite it being small and fairly bare
the finals are gonna be lit
>Its another VP hacks thier ass off episode
>>166785131
N A N O
A
N
O
>Danes in charge of not choking.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
my skins
>gotards do not do double elim majors
>are playing for a pathetic honeypot tier prize pool
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Didn't even break a sweat.
THANK MR BICEP
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS VP
>>166785241
Astralis should have lost but they toggled hard against Navi
*inhales*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
WHAT UP NOW DANES
>The city of Danes
M E M E S
E V E R Y W H E R E
idk why magisk would out himself as a cheater like that just to toggle off and lose in the 2nd half
JESU CRISTO
>>166785298
SQUATS & OATS
>the absolute state of norrible
>North
How do you even lose that?
Tomato on herbicide watch
so what's the deal with danish people
>>166785303
Don't worry, there's still the semi-final.
KILL YOURSELVES
get fukt danes
kurwas doing it again
cajun needs to stop awping or change team honestly he had even less impact than guardian.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw you get turned into tomato paste
tell me about the tomato
why does he wear the shirt
>>166785361
kek
>>166785349
foreal lmao like nigga its cobble just go b
>>166785361
poor tomato. his tears are justified tbqh
Now we just need Astralis to choke in the semis.
>>166785445
>>166785453
MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>166785445
>>166785453
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
why
3-12
...
16-13
???
>>166785445
>>166785453
delete this
Reddo wins again
will /ourmercenaryguys/ beat the BRs to take down the reddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD0-fR4ViaM
kek it's relevant again
vp won me skines
and i got a cobble case!!!
>>166785548
Reddit hates Fallens.
https://clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/CleverPorpoiseBabyRage
>why you have to be so mad
>>166785629
Fallen is the most sanctimonious cunt in csgo, he panders to reddit constantly
>>166785548
Reddit hates SK m8
>why you have to be so mad?
VIRTUS PRO LITERALLY MADE THAT YOUNG BOY CRY WTF I HATE THEM NOW?!?!?.dl
>taz without hat
um
>>166785629
reddit literally got fallen to a major and sponsored br dominance
>>166785629
Noone likes SK my dude they are subhumans and reddo thinks they are cheaters
just won an m9 and 3 bayonet emeralds, vp saved about a fourth of my inventory thanks based poles
>mfw I want to hate VP but literally can't
Im crying right now
magisk and Rubino played thier asses off and lost to blatant lockers fuck this game valve im done
>sem-eye final
>not sem-ee final
>pashas name
literally ivan ivanovich ivansky
llmao you got some p neat slavs gotards
Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened? I missed it
>>166785913
but that's not his name tho?????
>be Jaroslaw
>take nickname Pasha
>be Jack
>take nickname Stewie
huh
i feel bad for magisk desu
>>166785820
rubinlet and pasta sauce btfo
>NAVI FIRED
>GAMBIT FINISHED
>NORTH DISBANDED
>>166785914
they lost and the other team won.
>>166785820
>13 kills
>rubino played his ass off
ano ne~?
>>166785914
danes got bogged
>>166785914
games hacks memes chokes
>>166785914
shit was cash
>>166785914
North went up 12-3 on CT side
VP came back and won
>>166785914
first half: 3 - 12 for North
second half: 16 -13 for VP
>>166785961
nicknames don't have to rhyme with your real name
I bet your friends are all called like stevo and tezza and shit
>>166785914
one team cheated, thought they had an assured win, the other team turned on their cheats and won
>>166785914
who are these guys? I've been seeing them all over can I get a quick rundown?
>>166785961
stewie from family guy
not kidding
>>166785961
stupid dumbposter
>>166785985
nys weeb
>qfinals
>empty venue
gotards??
how do pros hack? do they use wifi?
>3 games
>12 hours
>>166786234
mouse1
micro
>>166786153
Everyone is out enjoying their friday night :^)
>>166786234
aimkey in mouse drivers used to identify if people are behind walls, 100% undetectable - the infamous microhack
>>166786234
M O U S E
E
M
O
R
Y
>>166786234
they store electromagnetic hacks in their bellies
>>166786234
they use nano,pico,femto,atto,zepto,yocto hacks embedded in mouse or a chip in their brain.
>>166786395
I know 5+1 people who aren't :^)
Why arent quarterfinals all in the same day what the fuck
are they seriously going to make faze/SK play both quarters and semis on the same day
>>166785985
he went bananas on overpass and GOD magisk tried his best to outdo these fucking cheaters
im quitting this game and selling all my items i wont support this garbage any longer
>>166786543
cry more about it on reddit you faggot this isn't a real sport
>MAH BOYS VIRTUAL PRO FUCKS NORTH RIGHT IN THEIR DANISH ASSES AND GET COBBLE DROP AGAIN SIGNED BY SNAX
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>>166786543
because if they started another qf now it would end past midnight
>>166786234
they work hard and practice
best hacks :^)
>>166786583
this is worse than real sports at least in real sports you get banned for cheating in CS GO majors you get championed for doing so
I found the perfect place for us bois
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/
all pro is hack.. be on the lookout..
>>166786604
>tfw 3 drops
>0 on cbble
>>166786543
It does suck but four Bo3s in one day would take fucking ages.
>>166786672
you go there first mate we'll follow later I promise x
>>166786559
>had 15 kills on overpass
>he went bananas on overpass
uh!?
>>166786745
son pls I'm sure they can manage sitting on their asses for couple more hours.
I'm currently looking for a job where I am paid to deny hacks on reddit.
My working hours are up to 14 hours a day.
I have 20+ reddit accounts to make the denial seem plausible.
My current rates are:
¢50 per comment
$2 per post about the state of the subreddit
Let me know if you have any work for me!
>>166786745
It would've taken exactly this time if it wasnt for pointless filler content between games (and technical issues during navi-astralis)
>>166786706
>1 drop
>it was on cobble day 1
>already lost the winnings by betting on navi
t-thank mr garden
VP looked so sus, snapping onto people through smokes?
hehehehehehehe nice game gotards
Guys I heard there was some BM from north? Can someone tell me what happened? was stuck watching lagging 144p on my bandwidth limited (~25KB/s ayy) mobile net.
>>166786885
sent u a pm
holy shit I just found out sk plays on linux computers
>>166786924
Do you just want 4 back to back game with no segways whatsoever?
>>166786604
buff russian fucks magical danish boy
WARNING PAINAL CHOKING
>>166787031
Do you want gold novas explaining why team A won and replays from the game you just watched
>>166786956
dont worry, dan m. is on the case
he'll expose those fools
>>166787116
Answer my question
>>166787031
>Do you just want 4 back to back game with no segways whatsoever?
yes, you actually like the filler bullshit?
>>166786794
>its only kills lel
its more than that asshole look at fif in NIP , they sucked ass ever since they removed him even though he was a bottom fragger he was an important piece
>>166787297
now you're describing a role player, not someone who "went bananas"
>>166787297
They sucked huge dick when he was still on the team. After DHS 2014 they weren't even a top 5 team anymore.
>>166787345
in order words someone doing thier role well.
your a dum dum if you dont think he won them that game
>>166787407
they got btfo on overpass how did he win it for them?
>>166787297
>unironically defending fiflaren
someone link the video that describes point by point why fiflaren was utter trash
>>166787404
they won cologne 2014 against peak performance fnatic something they have never even reached post fifflaren
>>166787194
Yes.
I dont need Tearjerker doc about pro player #5, seeing shit I literally just saw, or being thrown pointless statistics at me. If I missed something I'll watch the vod later
Just end the game, have 5 minutes tops setting up the next match and play the damn thing
>>166785978
gambit will make it next major
believe it
>>166787506
Literally the flukiest major CS:GO has ever seen and will ever see. I loved watching it but NiP bullshitted their way to victory there and were clearly not the best team. Fnatic wasn't even peaking either, they peaked when olof became a god-tier player and he was still a middling player on fnatic at the time.
smix is CUTE
>S T I L L no drop
Why?
>Silver Pick Em only if everything else I picked is right
Reminder that "pro" CSGO is scripted like "pro" wrestling. Each PC has hacks that automatically turn on/off round by round. Players know when they're meant to lose a round when they don't have their hacks enabled. Each team has signed a strict NDA. If you go against the script you suddenly find yourself caught up in a "Match fixing" scandal.
You're all being played like suckers.
how to get good
>>166787865
did you buy stickers for pickem?
>>166787963
>lying on the internet
>>166787963
HOW MUCH
>>166787963
What would anyone gain from this?
>>166788093
whats that coming out of her shirt
vpgame uses decimal odds, right?
>>166788217
what difference does it make? your team is gonna throw anyways
>>166787963
teams also throw for our skins
we should protest and fight against corruption
>>166788175
valve most likely greenlit the idea to attract more people to this super awesome level of CS gameplay
one of the main reasons why valve will never fix the cheating problem they are in bed with them
>phones range banned on /v/
>>166788671
Why would a scripted outcome attract more people?
The favorites won you retard, nobody's suprised.
>>166788772
>asstralis
>the favorites
what major you watching? North almost won to give people the illusion of fair play. That anon was spot on with what he was saying
>>166788913
>he didn't listen to our autistic guy
>>166788721
Really? brb
how to bet like a smart man?
cobblestone souvenir and im a trash tier player? thanks gabe
>>166788721
>>166789527
just posted on my phone
>>>/v/365574401
>>166789571
be a smart man
http://www.strawpoll.me/12213971
M4A4 | Akihabara Accept when?
>>166790030
>he uses a4
literally kys and fuck off to r*ddit
The same people who used to laugh at hats are now desperate to get skins.
I've never used a skin or a sticker in my life
>>166789852
how
>>166790242
study
>>166790128
>using the M4A1-nerfed
>>166789960
ez4FaGzclown
>playing faceit pug
>watch long from corner
>teammate whines "DON'T PEEK JUST HOLD SITES"
Holy fuck, it blows my mind how shitters think not taking ANY map control, not watching for ANY info, and hiding on the bombsite completely surrounded is going to win a round. What the fuck do I expect from a Faceit pug? I'm still so mad.
i go ham
im never starving god damn
>>166791834
These people watch the game but understand anything while watching it. If it was that simple to play CT every map would be CT sided 15-0.
>>166791834
Except he's right you mong. If you switch up your position and hold an angle you're going to consistently get kills.
You're the retard that rushes thinking he's getting info and gets killed 10 seconds in the round right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA8t4h7LWD0
I loved this event, I still have an epsilon sticker from it
>>166791834
"DON'T PEEK JUST HOLD SITES"
but that's what holding long on D2 is
holy shit there are post-game conferences now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNZHYl85Pyc
>>166792179
The dude just wanted me to stay on A site. Not the same thing.
>>166792368
>you will never go back to when esea lan was a little lan with only 10-30 people watching at a time
kill me family
>>166792368
How can anybody not hate these fucks?
>>166792368
>there is a conference room
>there are no booths
>>166788772
Much like "pro" wrestling, they script the rounds and activate/deactivate the cheats during crucial moments to make big play and stir a lot of hype. This attracts more viewers and, as a result, more money for all the organizations involved.
>>166793990
Did Americans really land on Moon?
Remember if your dick isn't factory new, then you don't deserve to play CS.
>>166795391
congrats
you've given approval to pretty much every 12 year old who plays cs
If asstralis lose to fagnaticuck after that lucky win over navi, I'm quitting CS.
people with anime pics who espouse ultra right wing beliefs and have extreme egos are the weakest race
Lost $100 on faze last time. Put another $100 on them against SK. Are they gonna fail me again?
>>166799178
>right wing
>weak race
That's not how it works.
>can't change my semi final and final pickem
>had navi to win the whole thing
who /bronze/ here?
>>166801108
Wait, seriously? They don't let you change this time?
That's retarded, I'm so glad I already got a gold trophy from columbus
>hltv.org doesn't adjust time to your timezone
>>166801247
hltv is a faggot
>>166801223
If Faze beat Sk and vp then beat faze I won't do so bad but we all know there will be an amazing comeback out of nowhere and sk will win in overtime again
>>166801108
I know that feel bro
>>166801108
If SK win and VP then win against them I can still get silver
>if it hadn't been fucking dust 2 gambit would have beaten fnatic
>asstralicks used all their allocated aimlocks for the major in one bo3
>decide to finally attempt to learn counter strike after years of owning it
>get through my ten competitive wins
>Calibrate at Silver 2
>After 2-3 weeks of dealing with some of the worst people I've ever encountered, finally get to Gold Nova
I know I'm blogging during esports talk, but it feels good.
>>166802946
What esports talk, retard?
>>166790242
if you think a team has a 40% chance to win, but on your betting site of choice they have less than that, bet on them. never bet high on teams with really high odds because the script might be in the favor of the underdog.
>>166802975
The literal immediate posts above mine and below yours
>>166802946
blogs are ok if esports isn't on
also good job
>>166802946
>valve doesn't sign you up for a tier 2 pro team as soon as you get your 10 comp wins
why are you evenstill playing
>>166803306
Based on what i've seen so far, i assumed thats how NA teams were formed.
That felt bad for North
I feel bad for stray dogs and cats during winter.
>>166802946
Stop playing. Not joking. The game isn't fun and you'll realize that eventually. The only joy you can get with this shit is through winning shit, which you will literally never do considering the average player is higher ranked after the 10 ranking matches than you are now. Just fucking uninstall it before you realize after 1000hours that it was literally for nothing. No fun. No accomplishment. Nothing.
Isn't SK sure to be in the finals due to a major trend where one of the finalists last major will be on the finals in the next?
nicknames for guns you have
rate
>scout
awe double you pee
2jumpy4vac
>aug
animu >_<
>knife
blacked.com (karambit black lamimate)
pussy pink (bayonet phase 2 doppler)
>a4
awoo~
>1s
shhh
>tec9
4/20/99
>awp
don't stare(medusa)
titties (pinkddpat)
>ak
cartel (wasteland rebel)
not that original desu but i like them
>>166805552
a4 is the only good one
>>166805027
That makes sense, gonna go all in today for SK
>>166805552
did you nametag them
>>166805745
been for a while now, only new one is the ddpat
>>166805552
hello reddo
>>166806039
:( i dont even go on reddit, i thought some of them were creative
>>166806523
what nicknames do you have on your guns then? hello reddo my ass
>>166806743
post urs then, hello reddo my ass then
>subroza without hacks
my movement is insane
>ask for drop
>get ak/m4 instead of sg553/aug
>>166806743
None, because I'm not a redditor.
>>166807487
m4 is the poor mans aug
>>166807398
you script right?
>>166807487
>ask for a drop
>get a galil/famas even though cunt has money for an ak/m4
>>166795391
>tfw field tested
>>166808246
>tfw cache, we're on a losing streak, I'm mid fragging, dropped 2 ak's for my team, been smoking and helping clear sites with tactical nades every round, get 2 kills and knocked one dude down to 6hp then die, we still lost the round
>Ask for a drop, $4-7k teammates
>Everyone buys up, runs off and doesn't answer, nobody has nades
>...
>Buy armour and p250, no flash or smokes, decide to do my own thing and hold an angle near B and stay unpredictable
>Everyone dies, me and another T left, hiding in squeaky trying to save a deagle or some shit
>Kill and steal an awp and smoke from a CT, kill 2 more
>T in squeaky gets brave and decides he wants to try and get the bomb from A main, while I'm still moving up from B
>dies immediately
>I get the ace, now top fragging
>continue my rampage for every subsequent round
>never drop to anyone for the rest of the game
>buy negevs and bullshit from round 13 onwards
>nobody says shit
The joys of bronze supre- I mean MG.
How many points is there for Gold pickems?
And does anyone know if semi-final points are 12 as well or higher?
>>166809408
Semi's are 10points and the final is 7
They fucked literally every possible aspect up.
>>166809452
but quarters are 12 wut?!
>>166809209
I didn't read any of that.
>>166809487
Makes sense that you get more points earlier. You don't get an idea of each teams play style at the tournament, and if they are on point or not. Plus there are more teams to choose from, it's more of a lottery that way. Lower odds of success gives the most reward.
>>166809905
Nice try valve you fucking cuck. Let me change my semipicks already.
>>166807694
This is funny because it's true.
>>166809928
No, buy more cobblestone cases
The next operation is happening on febuary 22
>>166810052
>febuary 22
Says who?
>>166809452
rip
I can't get gold
I get silver if SK win today who
>>166810048
get the fuck out
>>166810252
No u. You mad, nerd?
ak replacement when?
>>166810270
1v1 me faggot i'll fucking kill you
>pic related
its me
>>166810324
I picked internet fight with the wrong guy. I regret everything.
>>166810270
>>166810324
>>166810398
>matches haven't even started yet and the redditors are already here warming up
>>166810465
Fuck off neckbeard. I'm drunk and I have a keyboard.
>>166810504
Get cancer and die.
>>166810523
Nigger.
>>166810465
kys faggot i dont even use reddit
>>166810556
Nice try reddit.
can someone csgo pill me on my the tec-9 is used?
>>166810861
I'm not sure what your question is, but in my opinion cz is better than tec-9 or five seven.
>>166810861
go learn some english you spic
>>166811016
>go learn
You're like some russian. The always say things like
>go rush b
I have broken english so I can't tell if
>go learn some english you spic
is correct or not.
>>166811107
Fuck off redditor.
>>166811145
Oh, it's you again. Why do you think everyone is from reddit? Do you have autism?
>>166811181
Not everyone, just obvious retards like you, that can't even make a post properly.
this pile of shit made valve millions?
lmao what the hell hahaha
just proves fellas, dream big enough and copy the Quake engine hard enough, you too can be as obese and rich as Gabe himself!
(Just make sure to cut the fun and skillful bits of the engine out so retards feel at home.)
>>166811217
Autism confirmed. You're spending your free time guarding post formatting in 4chan. You're probably neet also, so you are here probably 24/7.No matter how much you want to call me redditor, you will be loser irl and you will die as a loser too.
>>166811397
Whatever literal redditor, didn't read.
>>166811439
Get fucked, loser.
>>166811457
Stay mad redditor.
>>166811493
I'm not redditor though. I'm drunk and I want to internet fight. Enjoy your autism, nerd.
>>166811526
>drinking
Whatever, degenerate redditor loser.
>>166811548
>thinks alcohol is degenerate
You are proving your autism even further.
>>166811608
>this deep into his degenerate hole
Laughing at you, loser.
>>166811625
>loser calling winners losers
You probably post in /pol/. If so, you're the cancer that is killing /pol/. You are the degenerate basement virgin.
>>166811702
>alcoholic loser projecting his insecurities
Not surprised at all. Enjoy drinking yourself to sleep, sad loser.
>>166811774
How many women have you fucked? What is your job irl?
>>166811808
Wouldn't you like to know, loser.
>>166811846
You're boring to argue with. You don't even try. I'm going to do something fun now. Have fun protecting your 4chan from redditors.
>>166811898
>giving up this quick
Typical alcoholic loser.
>Magisk goes full Raiden on cobble
>His team keeps choking harder and harder and he loses anyway
Holy fuck RIP.
>>166812190
I bet it was MSL again.
>>166811932
*nods respectfully*
>>166810095
;-)
last known meme list early 2015
>EPIDEMIC
ebola and its variations
>TRENDING
tear.jpg aka guys I lost last bet
my movement is insane
good thread so far
>IN GOOD STANDING
good trax
guys
nice meme
im puking
csgog i
fuck anime
fat ass
thats me in the purple
all me
>ALMOST FORGOTTEN
ayy lmao
q:^)3-k):
>SECRET MEMES
planetside2
be bad get good win
>>166812412
>didn't include the real secret memes
Typical redditor.
I swear I am done with this fucking game. I can't get out of Silver 3 even though I drop 20 bombs every fucking game. I guess I'll have to download cheats like every cunt out there does.
>>166812550
Super duper epic meme pasta bro. I promise I've never seen it before, and I'm unironically replying.
>>166801108
I'm still on for silver if SK and VP win, but Navi fucked my whole bracket
>>166812289
Hello, reddit.
>>166812925
got eem
>mfw I'm the only one who is gonna end up on Gold here when Fnatic beats FaZe in the grand finale.
>>166813249
Optimism is good anon, but don't come crying to me later.
who /literal reddit/ here?
>tfw the highest performing silver in this thread
should I spend even MORE money on skines
evens yes
odds no
0 I buy a howl
>>166813779
you
How did he become so irrelevant so fast?
>>166813979
He tried to beef with a superior slav.
>>166813926
no?``
>>166814026
yes?''
>>166814026
Exactly what a redditor would say.
>>166812289
Take my upvote, redditbro xD
>>166814154
LOOOOO
>>166814362
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>166813249
>mfw I called faze in the finals since a month before the major
all this money is making me rich
>>166814362
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>166814362
GOLEM GET YE GONE
lads im still shaken up from the yesterday's north loss
please someone calm me down
>>166815519
>lads
Kill yourself.
I guess staying up till 4 a.m. was worth.
I know I should just sell this but the temptation is too high.
>>166815560
very rude
ded game
ded thread
Oh boy, I'm so hyped for another 408p shit video and audio quality garbage stream with shit reddit meme analysts, constant technical difficulties, and blatant cheaters.
Can't wait!
>>166815569
I got dust souvenir package. I could've sold it for 2 euros. In 3 years it's price could've been 10 euros. I figured the wait would not be worth it so I opened it up. I got nova worth of 15 cents.
I should have sold it. Be smarter than me.
>>166815569
Open it and post results
>tfw too smart to open a 2 buck souvenir package because you can buy skins for the major weapons and them sticker them for 4 bucks
feel when such an high iq you remember every prefire spot and pop flash
>>166816183
>>166816502
I kinda like it, even more with SweetFX.
Taking a screenshot in steam sucks though it doesn't show the colors right.
Last time I opened a drop from cobble I got a shit famas with simple autograph that sold for like 50 cents.
I
LOVE
SOUVENIR WEAPON SKINS
>>166816762
That's pretty damn cool. You had luck on your side.
yee_lmao1 our guy??
>playing cobblestone
>winning 10-1 ez game
>loser turns on hax
>kd of 63-13
>lose game 16-10
have no idea why i still bother playing this game
>>166817407
bro just use Prime cuz then all cheaters r gone xD
>>166817407
go to bed Magisk
>>166817407
he will get banned and the match wont matter for your rank but you got to play and get better
>>166818031
Not him, but I've had the steam links of two spinbotters since early 2015, and none of them ever got banned.
>>166818096
did you record them spinbotting?
did you upload the video and out the link in a report?
>>166820129
No, I'm not autistic.
>>166788210
cancer
hope she gets healed
he is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
Who FaZe here?
>>166816762
thats actually lucky
who souvenir weapon skin fan here?
Anyone here got yesterday's matches right on pick'em?
>>166817279
isn't that the retard that keeps roasting pro players, had some keks from his tweets
>>166820552
right here fammy
>>166820484
/a/ for FaZe
FaZe UP!
jesus christ that helicopter is so cringe
>same thread from when I went to bed
why are we so FUCKING DEAD
>>166820723
>barely any for weps that are used in competitive
unlucky chappy
it will get better :)
>the winner of sk/faze has to play another bo3 later against a fresh team
who the fuck scheduled this major
>>166820930
wow...
Sk > Faze
Virtus > SK
>feel when not having 4 golden atlanta, team and autograph foils on a yellow border weapon that starts their name with souvenir
>>166820902
fuck off, faggots like you also complain when they try to squeeze 4 bo3s in a single day and go beyond midnight.
>>166821002
wrong
FaZe > SK
FaZe > Virtus
screenshot this
>>166821130
no I don't
>the brazilians are loved here by atlanta
what do they mean by this?
um why are faze all wearing girl pants?
This major has some shitty crowd mics
and the sound mixing isn't that good either
dreamhack has the best, the awp sounds like thunder
*starts up csgo hltv so i can have a chance at one of those sweet souvenir weapon drops*
>Booing the monkey's
This crowd might be ok after all.
great production
dude 1080 noscope lmao
how many autistic tweets will thorin make about fox today?
Best knife for 60 dollars ?
plz help
>>166821414
if sk wins, thorin will get triggered and flood twitter with them
why are they still milking that coldzera awp play
*trickshots you*
why are they still milking that fnatic 4 awp play
>>166821464
it was the most skilled moment of 2016
can /ourguys/ do it?
>mirage
>train
>overpass
Faze doesn't need to play, they lost already
>>166821542
really ''''''''''''''''skilled'''''''''''''''''
I love it when sk is playing, turns this thread straight into triggered central.
>>166821551
No, they got eliminated by astralis.
why is that asian girls face so odd looking?
Why aren't pros using p90? Its the best weapon in the game.
smix looks ugly today
>>166821581
thats because no one likes monkeys
>>166821589
because she's asian
>>166821595
edgy
Smix kek
>>166821584
Get fucked Dimitri
>>166821574
really """""""""(you)"""""""
>>166821551
yes /ourguys/ will beat gay Faze 2-0
>>166821651
not really
anders and semmler
>it's a brick faced skelegook robot episode
>>166821592
this is true, North would've won if they used p90 to close the 3rd map
so it's 100% positive VP is winning this major right?
fucking semmler
post sk pics
>taco
goat play
godshima
HOLY FUCK
KIOOOOOOo
Get fucked hues.
*buys kioshima stickers*
that was nuts :o
fucking semmler and his meme handkerchiefs
VERY NICE SHOTS TACO
is kio /ourguy/?
>this crowd
pls no more majors in NA
USP is OP admin
>brazillians in charge of hitting pistol shots
BASED KIO
>>166821818
STOP valve will nerf it and i just got a nice skin for it
how did fer not get that kill what the fuck?
Aimlock on already?
KIO WAS THE PROBLEM
AHAHAHA
>fox instead of fnx
wot
look who i met today
>Reddit & Cummler casting
they're gonna cast the final too, right? :/
Anyway I hope DDK&BlackDDK cast VirtusPro vs. SK
>admin kick the favelas
t. kioshima
>tfw no pistol only csgo minor
>>166821813
tournaments in NA are 100% better than fag sweden
>>166821824
The exiled french is truly /ourguy/
>>166821880
wait which one are you so i know what insults to say
>>166821795
>>166821797
>>166821798
>>166821805
>>166821806
>>166821810
>>166821824
>>166821873
What happened? I went to make some toast what did I miss??
>>166821913
Then what's your excuse for this disaster ameriburg?
>>166821913
A swedish retirement home has more energy than this crowd
brandon pls go
>>166821897
>they're gonna cast the final too, right? :/
unfortunately they seem to be valve's favorite choice to always cast finals. should be bardolph and ddk
>>166821913
even DH Malmo had bigger audience and hype
>>166822005
hiroshima 4 kill low hp clutch
I want karrigan to cuck asstralis
every time i get mad about how op the ump is i totally forget it gives you +$600 per kill
what the fuck valve
I want Astralis to cuck Karrigan
>>166822058
me too anon
>>166822029
only when nip played
who cares about new players wtf smmeler
is this literally the worst major ever?
stream quality is only 720p60 and bitrate is too low
sound issues
boring group phase
worst pick'em format ever
crowd is non-existent
and I bet Anders and Semmler will be casting the final
eleague should never do a major again
Are pro players retarded?
>gets pop flashed at ramp
>sees 2 players
>knows 3rd one threw the flash and that hes around sandwich
Just yell the others to go b, how fucking stupid are you
>>166822184
Group phase and pick'em were fine, but yeah this is bad.
>>166822184
cluj was worse
>>166822184
least there are no big delays
>>166822184
gtfo ralf
How did allu die to that molotov? He had 20hp and it was in front of him. Did he walk into it?
>>166822184
>stream quality is only 720p60 and bitrate is too low
>sound issues
>and I bet Anders and Semmler will be casting the final
but that's like every major
>>166822184
as much as I hate tarik, optic got very unlucky with that swiss format.
the top teams should be protected in the group stages
>>166822256
why?
>>166822264
yeah no delays just 20 mins of technical problems per match
>>166822321
Hell no you're not a top team if you can't make it out
>americans cheering for sk
utterly disgusted
>>166822349
he didn't like the outcome
>>166822349
>hour long delays
>no crowd
>french won
Eleague major just feels too professional, its sterile. MLG was exciting because it was a bit rough around the edges but that was character
>>166822184
>he's not watching in 1080p 200fps
The faceittv stream is 1080p60 I think the starladder streams are 1080. why isn't this or the esl_csgo streams 1080?
>>166822184
720p60 source on twitch looks better than having the default source settings through livestreamer :SS
>>166822381
that was only on the asstrails match you grumpy fuck
>tfw global 6% in pickem
>can't get gold
fuck you valve
>>166822397
>someone in the crowd says "lets go sk"
>this means the entire crowd is cheering for them
it's almost like you missed when the crowd booed them in intros
YES anime
>>166822397
you would unterstand if you see a west coast school
>>166822479
valve doesnt care about csgo, they chose dota for 1080/60 and settled for 720 for csgo
>>166822570
There are too many slavs in this thread
taco is balding like a mofo lmao
>>166822395
ok fair enough, but the opponents they faced were harder than those fnatic faced
>>166822397
>Be American
>I'm Rooting for Faze
>Utter Disappointment
F A Z E
U P
L A D S
>>166822321
it's really not an excuse, they had many chances to win their first 2 maps and choked
>>166822663
Sniffing glue back in the days in the favela doesnt seem to be a good idea
>>166822426
>french won
as it should be
>Favelas losing to literally KARRIGAN
Turns out Karrigan is an actually good leader, huh.
Worked wonders with Faze, they no longer look like a team of aimers. That was a nice and slow round.
Never thought he was any good during TSM-Asstrails days.
>>166822713
WHO /FAZEUP/ HERE?!
>>166822663
>balding
he's already bald, he has a huge ass combover senpai.
>>166822395
Maybe, but getting VP and then Astralis is pretty unlucky
They lost to godsent which would've beat north if it wasnt for pronax playing like a bot
>>166822821
he's danish m8, you don't need to jinx him further
>>166822794
>losing
we have seen this script literally hundreds of times now
SK will pretend to lose and then make ~~le epic comeback
I'm becoming a believer in Faze
why the fuck is a cod team winning sk
Fallen looks so mad af
its so good
FAVELAS?
>Fox winning a major
>the one time I want monkeys to win
>they get absolutely demolished
JUST
>>166822939
le epic comeback.exe ;)
kio is so blatant does he have no shame
What are the Pick'Em % for this match? I keep missing it.
>>166822958
>COD team
Hi reddo.
Reminder that those sellout mercenaries are our boys.
>if sk wins VP wins and gets the major
>if faze wins VP loses and astralis wins
rip
>its a cheaters aggainst cheaters episode
>>166822939
It's BO3, so, Faze will win first round, lose second, double OT third with SK winning.
>>166822972
>allu winning a major
>>166822979
>ever, EVER wanting that group to win a single round
???
>>166822958
>>166823001
>>166822979
back to fucking reddit monkeys
>sk on 2017
Its Mirage with
>SK
People seem to forget that the enemy team needs 15 rounds for SK to get to overtime and win the map
>>166823029
>astralis going past semis
????????
>our guys SK losing
umm????
>burgers cheering for burgers
>Americans cheering for fast food
You can't make this up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAMBOOZLED
TOP FUCKING KEK
>Brazilian CS
SILVERS
lmao get fucked monkeys this is hilarious
>FAVELAS
D U K E D
U
K
E
D
DUMB MONKEYS AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I FUCKING LOVE KARRIGAN AND FAZE GODDAMN
>SK
SK
>SK
SK
>SK
FAVELAS BTFO
SHAME
throw
OUTPLAYED
NO SOUND??!?!
GET PLAYED SUCKERS
>SK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA
jesus fucking christ
dont they have sound
YOU CAN HEAR THE BOMB TICKING FROM FUCKING JUNGLE WHEN ITS A
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>racism against Brazilians.
>being laughed at
WOW.
>the city of brazil
Who let animals play csgo
Showing perfectly the IQ of monkeys
SHAME
how do you even do that
you don't even hear the fucking beeps
FALLEN THE TACTICAL MASTERMIND
what a godlike fake
FAZE UP BOYZ
SK? more like ShooK
>>166823126
our guy olof will toy them around
They're going to start toggling after this pause, r-right?
BASED AS FUCK
non-HRTF users btfo????
""""TOP 1 PLAYER""""""
>instant timeout
>>166823221
They are trying to listen to casters but dont understand english.
>timeout
>toggle on
>WIN ROUND
UH?
Why do you guys hate brazilians but love slavs? It literally makes no sense they're one and the same
>>166823172
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>>166823287
>>166823290
>>166823281
OYA CARALHO HIJO DE PUTA BEEP YOUR MOTHER FUCK AJAJAJAJAJ
>cod team is beating the team with the top 1 player
>>166823350
hello /pol/
>>166823350
we brazilians steal their white women
>>166823350
at least for western countries, way more people have online games ruined by hues than slavs
also slavs are white
>>166823350
hello reddo
>>166823350
brazilians are brown
>>166823350
get fucked joao slavs are our guys
>its another 5 stack gets matched vs all solo
epic
>>166823350
>monkeys vs this
DAMN SON
>pause game
>win round
BTFO
KIO = /ourguy/
FAZE UP
>FAZE UP
FAZE UP
>FAZE UP
FAZE UP
>FAZE UP
FAZE UP
>FAZE UP
FAZE UP
>FAZE UP
>>166823459
>gameshitting
>during major semis
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>166823350
I don't mind throwing a bone to slavs, brazilians won too much too fast.
wtf kio
>>166823410
>>166823427
>>166823430
>>166823438
>>166823476
Ivan, vlad, igor, boris, vassili please go to sleep
how much blame will be put on fox when sk loses
inb4 favelas comeback and we get salty again
>12-3
Boy this would look like a good score to come back from in a script....
>>166823410
>>166823427
>>166823429
>>166823438
Come on now Stanislav. You can do better than that.
>slavs
>white
They literally got their name from the word "slave". I wouldn't even call them human.
>sk takes timeout
>adds "@nosound" to their names
>SK ON 2017
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ummm, top 1 player dying to a guy who's in the middle of throwing a molly?
>>166823592
>>166823485
here i made a higher res version :^)
>>166823598
>They literally got their name from the word "slave"
nice 19th prussian memes you got there famalam
>>166823576
felps is pretty much confirmed anyways
>>166823624
faze is on the gear bois
>>166823624
here comes the toggling
Coldzera looks like a fucking gypsy.
fox actually the only one playing on sk ahahah
they're throwing right
please tell me they're throwing
every duel consists of the SK player missing 90% of shots and giving away a free kill
I refuse to believe any """""""""""""""""""""""""""pro"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" team could be this bad
eternal reminder that semmler is your typical muh heritage
he's not even fluent in french
semmler is such an heritage fag.
Easy for Allu, a finnish esports player from Finland
GET READY FOR THE COMEBACK
ITS THE SAME SCRIPT AS ALWAYS WTF
karrigan is literally too ugly, least he's a good igl
>>166823598
you're actually mad lmao
protip: fallen's a hypocritical cunt it doesn't matter if he's brown
If SK wins this, It's scripted.
Faze are legitimately one of the most entertaining teams to watch
Kio was the problem - Fallen 2017
>scoots in the crowd
doesn't he have a good seat or something?
>>166823689
what you're seeing is sk without cheats
Faze should win this...
Kio is such a cool dude, he streams sometimes you should really watch it...
>people getting hype for sk losing hard on first game
guys dont you know theyre "comeback" masters
they always make the nastiest (((comebacks)))
totally not scripted too!
>>166823692
he's extremely fluent in french, almost like a native.
>>166823716
Nope, them getting stomped in the first map is the script, then winning train in a close one and overpass easily
>>166823781
Kio, you have a game to play.
Stop shilling your stream
guys when is pol leaving so i can return?
>>166823763
a crowd seat is probably better than being near valve vips
FAZE UP
B U Y P I S T O L S
U
Y
P
I
S
T
O
L
S
The script
Is in
>>166823879
who wins?
>>166823820
shadilay
>>166823820
whole 4chan is /pol/ now shitskin
better get used to it
If sk win 10 rounds in a row, we could have a game on our hands
>>166823820
>anyone who dislikes brazilan is /pol
wew. this place likes the chinks
>>166823790
are you joking
I remember him interviewing nbk and he was unintelligible, nbk made him switch back to english because he couldn't understand what he was saying
I'm brazilian and I feel glad we're going to lose, brazilian are inferior mongrels
>>166823902
I didnt write it
>>166823902
poland, they play during the peaks in viewers and make the crowd the loudest, time to reward them
>>166823912
>we could have a game on our hands
so that we can throw it in the fucking bin
>>166823598
>They literally got their name from the word "slave"
Slave originates in Latin.
Slav does not.
>>166823287
>>166823297
I don't get it.
If sk gets to 15 rounds, we could have a game on our hands
>>166823598
>They literally got their name from the word "slave"
should've went to school instead of sucking dick behind it anon
>Brazilians
name one video game where they're actually good at
they should just stick with football
>cold and taco
>>166824090
csgo
>>166823598
>They literally got their name from the word "slave"
Troll, yes?
>>166824090
>football
Did you not get the 7-1 humiliation that made their entire country cry?
>>166824017
think
>>166824136
>>166824090
brs wouldn't even be good at football if there was instant replay and penalties for fake injuries
why are some people switching back and forth with deagle during their 1 taps? what do they mean by this?
Say it with me boys
"S" "C" "R" "I" "P" "T"
>>166824293
they are not a silver like u
>>166823659
>>166824014
>>166824084
>>166824168
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=slave
Suck it Zlatko
13-2 half
ez comeback
>>166824293
I do it as well, since it's like an AWP when you're going for one deags. It's muscle memory.
>>166824213
She has very oily hair. disgusting!
I want kioshima and karrigan to win this major
>>166824337
that says the word "slav" existed before the word "slave", opposite of what you said
>>166824290
>penalties for fake injuries
To be fair, the entire football meta is dropping down as if you've just been shot for every tiny push you receive. It's disgusting, really, and the reason I can't take the sport seriously.
TACO more like BALDO amirite?????
>>166824337
>Its spelled the same so it must be the same!
Oh dear....
Wtf happened to this place
Post 2015 magog memes
>>166824337
>being this retarded
although I agree that most slavs have a slave mentality
>>166824337
thought you were baiting at first but i see you're legit stupid lol
>>166824493
it turned to shite
>Brazil shitters.
lel.
HAHAHAHAHA NICE PLANT COLDKEK
FAZE UP
A
Z
E
U
P
Wasn't kioshima the problem?
kio carried hard
>kio suddenly not shit
hmmm
>>166824293
recoil resets faster or something
FaZe vs VP boyos?
>>166824493
its fucking dead dude
no skine bets, no life
How many times will pros take it to the last second, have the planter get killed and lose the round on time until they learn?
>>166824406
Me too anon. I seriously have a real fucking soft spot for these two. Kio already has done it against NV, now for Karrigan against Astralis.
>planting standard when they knew the only place a CT couldve been was market
rofl
wheres fallen the godlike shot caller
>>166824337
>(((you)))
>>166824571
how did fat fuck rain pull cutie sonya
>>166824536
it was always shit
ez 4 vp
I'm supposed to sell these souvenir packages, right?
>>166824493
Vintage coming through
>>166823653
t-thank y-you!
>>166824579
SK wins Train and Overpass easily
>>166824493
funky yeah
got a souvenir signed by aizy BOIS
>>166824571
https://www.instagram.com/sonyatheevil/?hl=de
Happy fapping anon
>Planting at the last second without clearing the site
>That random leap through the smoke in connector for no reason earlier
the hues really are throwing arent they?
Is someone cheating on faze? if so there's no legit teams left
>>166824563
French pros have the tendency to be two-faced slimy scum, of course they'd blame their shit performance on one guy.
>>166824571
>faze wins a round
>she leans in and kisses you out of pure yoy
>>166824682
who
>>166824493
yeah 2014/2015 were goat
>>166824713
good.
>>166824653
>packages
>>166824713
yes, they cant make it too obvious
>>166824337
What's your point? From same site, Slavs doesn't originate in slave:
>Slav (n.)late 14c., Sclave, from Medieval Latin Sclavus (c.800), from Byzantine Greek Sklabos (c.580), from Old Church Slavonic Sloveninu "a Slav," probably related to slovo "word, speech," which suggests the name originally identified a member of a speech community
Also as a bonus:
>(compare Old Church Slavonic Nemici "Germans," related to nemu "dumb;"").
>>166824493
>>166823350
at least slavs turn off their cheats once theyre out of group stage
>>166824692
hnnnnnggg muh dickk
she has perfect frame
>eleague not on tv
>tbs only showing shitty 2010 movies
do they not want good ratings?
Who did Thorind predict for the winner?
>>166824692
What a fucking legend. Thanks.
>>166824812
i remember when this fucking video came out lmao
>>166824867
sk 2:1
>>166824832
they want to avoid shitty ratings, those movies and their reruns of seinfeld and big bang theory get more viewers
>>166824867
SK 2 -1
>>166824713
Not to mention that it took them 20 seconds to realise they were retaking the wrong site one round
>>166824625
>>166824571
>how did fat fuck rain pull cutie sonya
she's a twitch whore tho
>>166824720
Kio and aizy are the designated cheaters for faze.
>>166824661
>>166824832
Anyone familiar with the game will be watching from twitch/gotv because of drops
Anyone who doesnt watch the game wont understand and change the channel
>>166824625
don't you mean how a whore like sonya pulled in god rain?
reminder sonya already sucked off the Dota 2 pros.
Mostly Arteezy and Dendi.
what the fuck even is a star player?
tell me /csgog/ what does it mean in thoorin's mind?
>>166824960
dumb rat poster
>>166777331
>>166825000
Hahaha, shame on you I like Dendi and Arteezy.
>>166824891
>>166824963
wasnt the whole point of this was for it to be on tv
>>166824910
>>166824885
truly reddit's guy
>be at major
>teams losing their map choice easily
what meme is this
https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/825376068425089024
>>166824963
Anyone who understands technology will be watching on youtube.
>>166825002
A star player is probably a great all around player, just like in other sports.
>>166825026
>winning one map in a QUARTER FINAL means they already won the major
the city of (You)
>>166825002
A star player is someone from asstralis, because their logo is a star. Karrigan counts because he was on the team before.
>>166825072
that was FaZe's map choice
>>166825035
not really
Who won? I had to talk to mum about how drugs R bad.
Kill me.
>>166825035
The "male-targeted" channel here broadcasts it but it looks damn potato, almost looked like they were just screensharing the twitch stream with tons of screen tearing.
>>166825179
>navi over vp
lmao wtf senpai
>>166825179
>black bars
>>166825179
>falling for the pick-em jew
>not just using your 10 year veteran coin
>>166825179
biceps is with you
>>166825179
dont worry everybody in this thread failed this hard
>>166825002
Somebody who can carry the game by himself and can have a team based around him.
He also separates superstars (peak GTR he mentioned as an example once, unrivaled players) from stars.
Allu looks exactly like that one kid in my elementary school that got bullied by literally everyone and got beat up almost daily.
;_;
>>166825261
Speak for yourself.
>>166825002
everybody is a called star player in this tournament it's a buzzword at this point
>>166825287
thanks
>>166825251
>haha 16:9 is better than 4:3, im gold nova btw
>>166823946
http://www.team-aaa.com/news-33951-0-1-semmler_a_repondu_a_nos_questions.html
almost perfect french senpai
>>166825179
are you me
Where can I find map statistics since the group stage? The most popular, the least popular etc
>>166824470
delet this
When did Rain get so fat?
just buzz that shit TACO wtf
>it's a csgo thread
>let's just discuss if slavs are white or not
>>166825389
>leave chloe montez to me
Faze about to get BTFO
>>166825363
what the fuck
I'm a 100% he couldn't speak any french during that itw with nbk I need to find it again
>>166825417
who would want to talk about this cesspool of a game
>>166825386
How is he fucking balding? He looks like a 17 year old.
>>166825417
I really like everyone who posts that picture. Will you be my friend?
>>166825417
>csgog
>talking about anything other than traps and slavs
senpai
>>166825389
when did elsa jean start playing csgo
>>166825386
hahaha poor taco
WEW
Rain is a stupid fucking silver piece of trash braindead retard.
>Deagle
>>166825389
who is THIS cutie
If a female player was really good, would she be allowed to participate in these teams at a major, along with the boys?
>>166825386
Now we know why he was so mad about the no hats rule, sucks to have hair start receding at so young age.
>>166825628
is this a bait question or are you retarded?
hypothetically, yes
in reality, there has never been a female player remotely close to pro level
>allu
>>166825386
sk hairline is a joke
pansy... i love her...
post /longdickstyle/
>>166825628
yes there are no male only tourneys
>>166825628
Yes, but she would be fucked by guys everyday.
>>166825689
JUST
>>166825628
>female csgo superstar who can easily carry teams to the finals of a major
>no team wants her
neck yourself animuweeb
>>166824563
he truly was, his performances were shit, same reason why they replaced him at Faze, he restarted to take csgo seriously.
>>166824752
nice butthurt
>>166825386
It'd be fine if he wasn't trying to hide it.
Theres people at this tournament with worse hairlines, but none of them are trying to hide it like Taco is.
>>166825628
yes
too bad the female teams don't even try to qualify for normal tournaments though
>underage animeneets acting as if balding in your 20s is something unusual
get out of your basement sometimes
>>166825457
Chloe has been bulking so much she could absolutely murder that little girl.
prepare for the 16-0
>>166825389
I havent watched csgo for a while should i be cheering for SK or faze
>>166825628
Boys are not allowed to participate in the major. You have to be over 18 to participate. So no, she would not be able to play in a team with boys and make the major.
>>166825832
lmao look at this bald manlet ahahahahahahahaha
>>166825832
t. balding cuck
>>166825832
kill yourself
>leave faze to me
>>166825895
>unironically supporting monkey favelas
faze are /our guys/
>>166825914
>You have to be over 18 to participate
um that's wrong, plenty of cute boys have played majors
watching the coaches wait for daps is awkward
>>166825895
>our literal guys or BRs
gee i wonder
cold gets fatter every event, reminds me of get_right
No team can do shit on train aggainst SK
>>166825832
>tfw 27
>tfwtemples are thinning and getting more and more gray hair
end me
>>166826014
Magisk could not participate in the previous major because he was 17 at the time.
>>166826054
get right looked like a dad with his overweight and moustache
>>166826120
Swag was 17 when he played with coL
Rain is fucking trash.
>>166825987
who's the girl
why does 'gog turn into pol everytime brs play
are you guys insecure
>>166826113It matters a lot less than you think it does
>>166826207
make csgo white again
>coldzera aiming at bomb through smoke for 3 seconds
>last second flicks to where the guy actually is
fucking lmao
>faze counter the aimlock by placing a guy closer to coldzera's crosshair than the defuser is
lmao
cold togglin
>>166826120
wrong, he couldn't participate because his teams didn't qualify
>allu wastes time running over the bomb instead of just turning on his heel and running along trains
fucking nordcuck
>>166826054
Simple has been getting fat too.
Life of sports start sure is intense.
>>166823052
>Right so far.
7. Overpass was left over
27/10 16 FaZe vs. SK - ESL Pro League Season 4 - overpass 2-16
GOTTEm
>mfw ordering in Burger King later tonight to celebrate watching CS all night.
why is coldzera so fat?
does his mom force feed him empanadas all day while he toggles?
>>166826782
>Google hoping its not true
>it is
>Pray Faze has practiced the map since then
>Hope SK have forgotten all the strats.
>>166826507
at least S1mpl3's team is nice enough to buy everyone those comfy pants and jackets to wear, Coldzera is giving that nylon jersey a real run for its money.
>>166826207
let's face it, if they were nice looking guys who seemed friendly and not favela dwelling drug dealers who just got done melting a dead kid in a barrel of acid before travelling to the major they'd get less shit.
Basically it's their own fault.
Fer is the only guy who seems somewhat normal.
>>166828039
That's because Fer has hair, he looks almost more filipino than BR.
>>166823052
wait, IT'S BLACK OPS 3?
I LOVE BLACK OPS 3!
DON'T YOU LOVE IT? COWADOOTY IS THE BEST GAME FRANCHISE EVER!
BOBBY KOTICK IS MY DAD'S GAY LOVER
>>166825080
Whats he saying?
>>166825628
Probably, but females are terrible
Dont forget sercet losing to tier 7 male team
>>166828039
plastic
VP over SK, right?
Why is the venue empty?
How can I effectively report someone for hacking ?
here is his profile :http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018129642|
Thanks :)