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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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2017-01-27 04:29:07
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>Old Thread
>>166603583
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Boypussy > girlpussy
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Faze has a chance, right? 20 for 10 seems like easy money.
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post your knaifu
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rust coat m9 bayo
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post ur predictions
>asstralis vs navi
navi
>fnatic vs gambit
gambit
>VP vs dignitas
VP
>faze vs SK
faze
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>>166704681
I dunno man, girlcum is p tasty
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>tfw too intelligent to bet on Na'vi
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>losing 0-3
>"FUCK YOU NOOBS FUCK OFF DIE FUCKSHITS AAAARGGHHH"
>"player has abandoned the match and received a 7 day competitive matchmaking cooldown"
jesus dudes, remember to calm your tits from time to time
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>>166706842
I just went all in on Asstralis, more than 100$ and I don't give a fuck.
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>>166707000
This desu senpai.
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>ywn play csgo making $25k per month
why live
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>>166707295
receipt or it didn't happen.
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idk if i should keep or get m9 blue steel
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>>166707295
Thinking about this, could make a quick buck too, convince me, anon.
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>>166708107
Do it, faggot.
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>>166706153
same
then NaVi > gambit and VP > FaZe
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>>166708167
pay me back ten buckaroos in skins if we lose, anon.
>https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=182492255&token=utYTy_n6
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Animes are always such beta nu-male squeakers.
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>>166705506
Naaaww, SK will win ez. Even if SK fucks up they will just drag it out to overtime and win on OT or double-OT.
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>>166706153
NaVi
Fnatic
VP
SK
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>>166705506
if you believe that FaZeUp has a chance bigger than 29.15% then it's PROFIT
they probably have like 35-40 so it's ez$$$
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>>166711363
29.1564%
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>https://www.faceit.com/en/bans
>majority is not vac banned
L O L
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>>166711540
learn maths shitters
29.1563275434243%
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>>166710032
getting to OT isn't winning "ez"
faze and sk both kinda suck and depending on the map either of them could win.
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>>166711906
and let's not forget 17:19 only happened because faze chocked after 15:9
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>>166712080
chocked not choked
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>>166711694
VAC is extremely easy to get around, this is not news
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CEVO is such a piece of trash, like holy fuck. If Valve added 128 tick and bothered to optimize VAC a bit, all of these shitty garbage pug "services" would die instantly.
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>>166713518
>128meme
>people will not shit on Valve scanning their PC
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>>166713576
Kill yourself CEVO admin, soon your "service" will be even more dead.
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>tfw afraid of driving because I have constant nightmares of my brakes going out
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>>166715013
I am fairly confident that something is off with my head and I decided to never drive desu
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>>166717264
Rank and hours played?
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>tfw waking up and doing market research on stickers to make the most informed investment decision
>tfw too intelligent to gamble and sick on my ass
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>>166717541
what conclusion have you come to
get me in on this
here's an anime girl for your troubles
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>>166717609
You're not getting any of my research, filthy anime.
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DAZED
JUST
CALLED
SHROUD'S MOM
A
BITCH
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>>166718559
and stew said josh kills "the vibe", like rank s is some good time hippie dippie stoner circle
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>>166717609
>patchouli
>anime
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i so fucking hate that whenever i play coop/mp (KF2 mostly) and see a faggot with anime shit as his avatar...... i know they are going to be good players.
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>>166718843
also they are not going to use mics... VOIP triggers their social anxiety lul
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Why is the pull out animation of the m9 bayo so shit?
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>>166718601
What does that mean? Isn't steel the one who "makes the vibe"?
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>>166719038
i'll be honest with you, i'm unsure what "the vibe" is
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>>166719065
I think steel is the only one alpha enough to not defend stewie from witch hungers.
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>>166719065
the vibe is the reason EU > USA
>>166719096
>falling for steel
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>>166719146
I'm just making a statement.
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got jw overpass case
evens - open
odds - wait and sell
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>>166719173
wait and open
>i'm pretty sure that's not a store front
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>>166719173
Why wait?
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I LITERALLY JUST DROPPED A WHOLE PIZZA ON MY FUCKING SWEATER
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>166719218
because selling it for 10 yuros is better than selling it for 5
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Am i the only one who thinks gambit will lose to NaVi mainly because Zeus will screw up a lot? His obsession with getting revenge on NaVi.. .
>>166719378
kys i said wait and open not wait and sell
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>>166719308
post pics
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>>166719378
Yeah, but why do you think it will rise in price?
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>>166719414
>His obsession with getting revenge on NaVi.. .
They will lose only because they're not as good at the game. This isn't an anime, autistic redditor.
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>>166719308
will you eat it?
also pics
>>166719432
cuz they always do, no more will drop after the major and a lot of the existing ones will be opened thus the demand:supply ratio drops and price increases
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>>166719146
US players really are a special kind of retard, and I swear they all hate each other
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>>166719414
i wasnt replying to your post autismos
>>166719432
because its a limited quantity drop
and its 2nd best souvenir after cobble
niggas want that masterpiece
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>>166719669
so... 5 euros is that fucking important? Just open and enjoy your souvenir.
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>>166719724
thats a free operation pass
i havent spent a cent on csgo after the initial buy and i made like 300+ yuros for free vidya
stop being a dick
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>>166715013
>tfw skidz master
Nani?!
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>>166719916
Fuck off Iketani, you aint shit.
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>>166719941
Shilvia desu?!
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Do pros cheat? I REALLY want to know for sure
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>>166720102
personally im 100% on aimlock for information desu
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>>166720102
Yes.
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How do I acquire a russian csgo GE gf (female)
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Predictions for today
>Na'vi - Astralis
Probably Navi if they play like in groups
>Fnatic - Gambit
No idea, hoping that Fnatic wins this one
>VP - North
VP should take this
>Faze-SK
50/50
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>>166721834
You didn't predict shit lmao, all of your explanations are 50/50s.
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>>166721851
Always all in Fnatic
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>>166721917
>fnatic sans pige
"no."
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>you cant withdraw your steam wallet
>cant have more than 500 bucks in it
so how does one make a living?
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>>166721983
Idk I've heard people sell irl, on ebay, etc.
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>>166720102
no, not in LAN for sure
people just don't understand how demos work, ticks, server/client side and the magic of randomness
>>166721983
opskins
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>>166721834
>>Fnatic - Gambit
>Valvedrones will literally defend this bullshit seeding in a single elimination major
>implying any of these t2 teams deserve a top 4 finish
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>>166720651
>1366x768
she fell for the 768 meme
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>>166722128
and who does? replace please
btw faze and north are in as well
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Quarter Final
Navi
Fnatic
VP
Faze
Semi Final
Fnatic
Faze
Grand Final
Fnatic
Thank me later. If you follow this, you will be one of the few smart people with the Golden Pick'Em and lots of hot new skins.
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>>166722128
You're gonna look fucking stupid when Fnatic wins it all. Remember your retarded comment when they do.
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>>166721917
I'm not a redditor, no thanks.
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Fnatic is unlikely to win NaVi even if they fuck Dosia
VP is a favorite against Faze
The only question here is if SK manages to pull there shit together (hopefully not), can NaVi stop them
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>>166722421
i don't even need all of these
if i only get the quarters - gold is mine
but i'm going for 102
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>>166722960
Good news are that faze can't choke your gold away
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!pack
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>>166722960
>Gambit over Fnatic
Get out.
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>>166723207
join you in reddit?
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>>166723207
cuz disco duck will start to carry and olafs wrist magically heals + becomes 5 years younger
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>people buy keys from steam market
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>>166723549
>what are different currencies
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What is this expression trying to convey?
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>>166724364
>just another day raping inferior swedecucks
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How the fuck does one rejoin a game after getting kicked?
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>>166725414
Stay mad redditor.
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>>166725546
It's a legit question
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>>166725568
It's a legit answer.
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>>166725627
It is not.
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>>166725679
Stay mad.
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>>166725719
I'm curious.
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>>166725803
No but seriously, can you rejoin through a console command or something?
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>>166725862
>he doesn't know
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>>166725976
Do you know?
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>>166726074
Yes.
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>>166726136
Damn.
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got placed into silver elite :(
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>>166726432
Same, then I got to supreme in 490 hours.
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>>166722960
>Gambit
>Faze
I got VP and Navi exactly the same but I feel my bets on Fnatic and SK are better.
We see :3
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>>166725414
>console
>retry
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Good skin for 3 dollars magog?
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>>166726770
Yeah, i can afford to lose those 2
i'm just x god and FaZeUp'ing
fnatic is iffy tough
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>>166705570
plebs
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>>166722960
early congrats my man
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anime predictions
navi ez win if their life
fnatic, gambit are too shit
North will upset VP will choke
shitty 4th game who cares
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELIGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOT CLOUD9 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>166727939
>VP will choke
uhm... when have they ever choked?
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>>166727991
Excuse me?
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>>166728009
they normally 100% choke to NiP but NiPs not here
call it a hunch anon. I have a feeling they will choke that game
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>>166728074
yeah but... there is another team there that... is familiar with... choking. kh-khm
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>>166728074
>retarded anime with the retarded "predictions"
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>>166728028
I fell for the reddit meme
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>>166728209
>mfw North upsets
>none anime posters BTFO
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>>166728341
>mfw animes are braindead
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Asstrails
Gambitches
VP
FaZeUp
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>>166728426
C H O K E
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can someone give me a (you) when the stream starts ty
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>>166728524
Nice reddit image.
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>Optic are #2 on the hltv rankings
>not even in the major
Nice one.
>>
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Good news /csgog/!
I've finally healed my anal fissure, it doesn't hurt as much when i sit down now.
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>>166728618
but anon, they were in the major :^)
>>166728742
good to hear!
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>>166728776
>were
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>>166728742
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Pick'Em on Na'Vi, but I might bet on Astralis. They have 2x odds.
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>>166728979
they have those odds for a reason anon, don't fall in to the temptation
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>tfw would laugh my ass if dignitoss beat VP, but it 100% wont happen
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Where can I bet my skins? http://csesport.com/ says my inventory is empty, I tried everything.
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>>166729034
>100%
i assume you are betting everything you have on VP then
also tfw no face
kys
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>>166729034
>old digniggers and the even older digniggers eliminated on the same day
nice
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>>166729094
vpgame.
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>>166729097
cringe
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rate chances of Gaben showing up for the first day of stage matches
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>>166729176
who care/10
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>>166729021
Thoorin says Astralis will win.
>>166729176
Zero. He gave a shit excuse in his latest AMA. He might attend someday in the future "if schedule permits" (aka he has no interest).
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>>166729217
>if schedule permits
>He's a billionaire who runs his own private company and makes his own schedule
hmm
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>>166729217
>Thoorin says Astralis will win.
Good to know NaVi will win.
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>>166729217
>Thoorin says Astralis will win
so you should do the opposite of whatever he says
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>>166729217
>if schedule permits
Literally what the fuck does this guy even do for work? Nothing at all. I bet he has a skype conversation going with his underlings, where they ask questions, and he just answers yes or no from his phone every once in a while.
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Thorin is an autist that believes teams should be built around star players without realizing his all time favorite team, Titan, failed precisely because it was too reliant on KennyS
He has MASSIVE hard-ons for s1mple and Device and should not be listened to outside of a more general analysis of the scene/pick-ban phases. His team vs. team analysis is fucking awful.
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>>166729440
thank you!
when will we see YOU on Major analyst desk?
tell us how you look like so we know it's you!
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>>166729440
CS analyzing is a joke in general. You can literally never predict anything between t1 teams in a game like CS, where anything can happen at any time.
Analyzing is a stupid meme to make esports seem more professional, and serious. All the do is overanalyze shit and imagine autistic bullshit scenarios that make no sense.
>best igl in the world but can't frag
>NA players are the best aimers, but have no strategy
>x team is best on x maps based on my random opinion
>this awper is known for this and this, compared to this apwer know for that and that, even though they're just awpers and play very similarly
>I'll talk smart and use big words to make myself seem knowledgeable and important
All memes created by "analysts".
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I'm at the event right now
Got a Phoenix pin (15 keys r/pins4skins)
Looking to trade for an overpass (12 keys r/pins4skins) at the event of anyone here is also here and has overpass
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>Astralis with 2.5x odds.
They just keeps getting better.
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starts in 30 minutes right?
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>>166730135
Starts after you make me cum.
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>>166730135
yes
final answer SK or Faze? odds are on SK....................
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>>166730135
ETA 29 minutes + at least 15 minutes with bullshit
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>>166730180
Faze, don't let BRs sway you
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>>166730135
rubbing one out to smix and then i'm ready
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>>166730181
>at least 15
I like your optimism young kid.
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>>166730180
SK are obviously favored, but I'm going with the underdogs. Hoping rain shows up.
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dududududududu
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>>166730180
>>166730246
>>166730209
always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says
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>it starts in 25 min
>still haven't found my comfy sitting position
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what u listening to pass the time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej-PBlE4ODQ
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I want to bet but don't want to lose, so give me predictions
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>>166730384
Not shitty 3rd gen kpop.
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>>166730384
Not gay shit like you, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcF0FjtdCs
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>>166730384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPLgJqeZJw
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>>166730490
You're always here, and you always post dumb shit about 3rd gen kpop
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/ourslavs/ going to win the major boys
Everyone who disagrees is
R E D D O
E
D
D
I
T
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>>166730384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qUA4wt-Ll0
stroking my awp and getting hyped
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>>166730540
how can they both win the major?
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who do i bet on?
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>tfw assgay aren't playing gambit
>tfw based real slavs wont get to demolish the monkeys
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>>166730581
This one and next my man :>
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>>166730384
GETTING FUCKING HYPEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlTb2Z_Dc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlTb2Z_Dc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlTb2Z_Dc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlTb2Z_Dc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlTb2Z_Dc0
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predict maps, common you faggots
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>>166730804
forced nuke and cobble by valve
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>>166730804
Train
Dust 2
Cobble/Nuke
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>>166730745
DUDU DU DU DUUUUU DUDU DUDUUUUU DUDU DUDU
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>>166730880
>>166730745
>>166730338
>cancer twitch chat redditors already in the thread
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>>166730384
is that even a question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMBMNdrNhe4
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>>166730951
neck you are self back to reddo
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>>166730858
def not Dust 2
cache (lol)
cbble
nuke
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>>166731153
Cache is instaban for Na'Vi and has always been.
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>>166731190
not this time
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>tfw too intellectuel to forget any smoke ive learned
>tfw too cerebral to rely on muscle memory for aim
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Astralis gonna win, they always win as underdog
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i thought u guys said csgo is ded
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>>166731143
Get cancer and die.
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do anyone know how to avoid the glitch when you start GOTV and you can't do........ the game is going but you can't press esc, enter, etc, but you can open chat with y and type but can't ENTER
happens 3 out of 4 randomly
have to fucking restart game 4 times to get it going properly
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>>166731416
love how he always doubles down, hope he gets btfo
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>>166731416
This guy really starting to get my on nerves.
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>>166731415
found the reddarded reddo xD
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Fuck, Thoorin swayed me. Changing Pick'Em. Not even joking.
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>>166731510
shame shame shame
how dafak thoorin always gets away with this bullshit? people will just ignore he said that?
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>>166731510
>ignores /csgog/ advice and follows a legit assburger
you deserve what's going to happen to you
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>>166731607
And when he's wrong
>Ahh but my analysis was right just something different happened I couldn't have foreseen
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>>166731510
Fuck it won't let me switch. Stuck with FaZe beating VP and Na'Vi beating Astralis. At least Fnatic will win the major.
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>>166731654
i hope asstrails win now
sorry m8
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>>166731606
meant for >>166731415
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>>166731730
So do I because I bet 7 dollars on them. I'd rather win $20 and have my Pick'Em fucked.
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>>166731510
lol@u rn
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dis lit af senpai imma pull up
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>americans are dumb enough to fly a helicopter indoors
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>frags
kills
>>
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>Chris Cuckett
>>
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How did the helicopter get in? Explain this to me.
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>>166731901
militarisation of the american police force
>>166731869
see >>166731807
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>>166731902
lmfao what the fuck
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lit as fug famalam
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>>166731902
>a random helicopter flying for no reason
who thought this would be a good idea?
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>>166732118
isn't it the heli that drops of cts on some maps?
>>
>>166731902
Where did it go?
>>
>>
>physically
>>
I missed the start, what's this helicopter meme everyone's on about?
>>
s1mple just said he believes he was born to win this specific match
>>
>>166731869
>>166731901
>>166731975
>>166731992
>>166732115
>>166732220
>hilarious
can you fuck off with this shit
>>
>>166732235
They flew a helicopter inside the arena.
>>
>obese cunts in the crowd
being burger is embarrassing
>>
That's not how you pronounce vincere...
>>
>didnt mention starix
>>
>>166732304
>fat girl in cuck9 tee
can't make this shit up
>>
>>
>naytuhs vincerr
Fuck americans and their pronounciacion
>>
>>166732263
Yeah and I was born to impregnate women but I'm 30 and haven't even held a girls hand or talked to one in 15 years.
>>
>>166732279
Who are you quoting, retard?
>>
>the team that struggled in groups but showed true strength against Liquid
fucking dying here
>>
cлaвa yкpaїнi
>>
>>166732408
>quoting
piss of reddo
>>
N WORD
W
O
R
D
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i wonder if gucci mane is there seen as though it's in atlanta
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>>166732476
hello reddo
>>
overpass first map
navi ct side
>>
>>166732494
Hes in the back taking it in the back
>>
LET ME BABY CHOKE LAST TIME
>>
WHO WE BACKING?
>>
>>166732494
hes supplying NaVi with bricks
just watch
>>
>>166705506 <----- is me
>>166711363
>>166711540
>>166711726
Guys do I bet faze or nah?
>/FAzEUp!!!/
>>
>>166732624
our guy device
>>
>>166732515
Asstrails win then
>>166732624
Slavi
>>
>>166732624
I will always root for Guardian no matter what
hes just too comfy
>>
RNG aim map is 3rd map.
>>
2:1 Na'Vi incoming
>>
>>166732692
i think navi are more likely to win dust2 and mirage
>>
>cheering for dust2
fucking plebs
>>
smix more like muh dixxxxxxxx
>>
astralis must go to the final because they always veto cbble
fuck that nigger map
>>
>>166732674
100% brah sk has a stand-in
>>
>>166732751
Yeah 2:1 for slavs
>>
>Chink radioactive
Thanks USA
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>having faith in danes at a major
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>>166732760
>not cheering for best skill map
i'm sharing this board with a fucking shitter
>>
>DDK&BlackDDK
based as fuck
>>
uuggghh
Reddit DDK and Black DDK
>>
/ourguys/ casting
>>
Why isn't Semmler and Anders casting the best match?
>>
is black ddk gay too or just a standard black British guy
>>
>Picture looks washed out
>Mics sound like shit
It was fine 2 days ago. What the fuck.
>>
>>166732914
nice try idiot
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>this ingame sound
>>
>major in 2017
>stream quality this shit
Embarrassing.
>>
>gunshot reverb from the arena microphones
is this for real?
>>
>>166732968
both
>>
>>166731654
FUUUUCK WHY DIDN'T IT LET ME SWITCH I HAD 3MIN LEFT. CRAPPY VALVE SERVES. ASTRALIS GONNA WIN.
Thoorin was right.
>>
>>166733074
They will win only the first map retard. Did you even read the script?
>>
NAVI EXPOSED
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>
>gla1ve with the aim locks
>>
>>166733031
Gotta save the premium quality for tv
>>
Where are the player cams?
>>
navi you motherfuckers
give me my pick'em coin
>>
So is the final bo5 or cancer?
>>
>Navi can't cheat anymore since it's out of groups
>>
>shitty stream overlay covering the kill feed
Worst production out of any tournament I've seen.
>>
>>166733385
Wow they saw your post.
>>
If i watch in mobile and browser in same account do i up my chances?
>>
who /already got a drop/ here?
>>
>Hue supremacy last year
>Danish supremacy this time
Ummmmmmmm gotards?
>>
>>166733331
http://www.hltv.org/match/2307548-eleague-major-grand-final-eleague-major-2017
>>
>>166733492
>Danish supremacy
wait for the choke
>>
>>166733454
Yeah thats how i got 4 drops this major
>>
>>166733446
Wow they saw yours.
>>
dont sway me epic slav bro
>>
>>166733331
>Implying Bo5 isn't cancer
>>
the Awp reverb sounds great
>>
>no player cams
>? Player pics
>overlay covering killfeed
Is this a major lol
>>
>>166733603
>Unironically thinking player cams add anything
>>
>>166733603
watch in game
>>
TINY STAGE
TINY CROWD
TINY SCREEN (I mean really, one screen?)
TINY AMOUNT OF ANALYSTS
NO BANTER
ELEAGUE MAJOR WAS A MISTAKE
>>
thank mr s1mple
>>
>>166733603
At least we have helicopters.
>>
>>166733603
there are player cams but they're not on permanently.
>>
>>166733710
MLG was massively better. How the fuck did TBS fuck up?
>>
>>166733793
at least smix is looking qt today
>>
>>166733793
too serious
>>
>having a major in Georgia
at least they voted Trump.
>>
finally... two teams with LEGITIMATE great players facing off
>>
>>166733710
>TINY AMOUNT OF ANALYSTS
That's a good thing.
>>
>>166733835
for once
>>
Why are the steam profile pics no longer player faces like in groups?
>>
why are there so few drops now
group stage there were like 400 drops per round, now its only 200
>>
Astralis were shit in groups what the fuck.
>>
what's up with the colors of this stream
>>
>>166733793
Only thing this "major" got going for it.
Is the top 8 teams, every match should be competitive and close.
No stomps.
>>
>s1mple
>>
>default profile pics
>random players have team logo as pic
>no player cams
>no player pictures as profile pics
What were they thinking?!
>>
>>166733907>being a dumb enough nigger to think that Bo1s mean anything
>>
>>166733907
winning pistol as T pretty much wins you the half
better run and spray that glock!
>>
>s1mple
so this is the power of eu cs...woah
>>
>12 year old crowd
figures
>>
>>166733985
t. mad slav
>>
that kid with his eyebrows
ayy
>>
>>166734042
that was me
>>
this is officially the worst major, right?
>>
>>166733793
>caring this much about people shooting virtual guns
wew lad stop being mad sometime
>>
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What the fuck happened to edward?
>>
>>166734080
Reddo detected
>>
>>166733869
should be 5
for the banter
>>
>>166734091
JUST
>>
>>166734091
literally guardian jr
>>
>>166734037
nope
just miss watching Quake
CS:Go is such a garbage game it's unbeliavable
>>
>Astralis put the toggle on when it matters.
>toggle off during group stage.
>>
>>166734091
Sometimes men lose their hair
>>
>>166734091
Hes imagining the massacre on next map
>>
>>166734135
diabotical soon, brother
>>
>The city of Slavs
>>
>>166734135
im just messing with u lad
>>
>>166734135
>complains about run and gun
>likes quake
huh
>>
who here doesn't follow the pro scene, just learned player names and teams from memes?
>>
>>166734135
>Quake
are you 10 years old? quake was unbalanced run & gun horseshit.
>>
Na'Vi is choking hard
>>
>>166734308
F L A M I E
>>
>Flamie
wew
>>
>>166734308
too soon lad
>>
comeback :)
>>
>>166734308
>doubting
>>
>>166734268
>>166734305
the difference is that in Quake you actually have to aim
>>
Im in love with flamie csgog what do i do???
>>
>flamedog
>>
Is s1mple shit ? and only good as a meme player ?
>>
>>166734332
That was a MVP display of skill, flamie is a really talented slav.
>>
I'm not really feeling this match. It's pretty boring.
>>
>no booths in 2017
?
>>
Don't worry Kjaerbye going to toggle more now :)
>>
astralis is going to 2-0 them right?
>>
>>
>>166734415
He is both good and a meme
>>
flamie and simple are cheating
vs
kjaerbye and device are cheating
ResidentSleeper
>>
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>navi will win the major
>>
>>166734429
Navi was always boring to watch.
Now we got 2.
>>
>>166734332
>>166734364
>>166734368
It was a forceful reset on the slavs economy.
>>
EZ money on asstralis
>>
>>166734495
tfw fell for this meme
>>
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these are some nice shots
>>
4-11 good half : )
>>
>>166734415
He's a good player who plays like a meme.
>>166734489
Kill yourself twitch nigger.
>>
holy shit astralis must have been playing bad on purpose during the groups
>>
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>doubting based danes in QUARTERS
ok lads u clearly havent paid attention in the last 2 years
>>
>Navi focused on CT sides
LMAO. Trash team as always
>>
>run default tactic
>enemy team walks into it
>you lose
>>
>Another episode of "Na'Vi getting bodied on Overpass".
>>
csgog btfo
>>
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>astralis deliberately throwing every 5 rounds to reset navi's economy
>>
Is guardian ok?
>>
seized is fucking dogshit
>>
>shitty death by papercuts joke again
This nigger.
>>
>>166734602
you are joking right? I just tuned in and them playing two close long on overpass is fucking retarded everyone flashes that a fuckload. they didn't expect to get flashed?
>>
>pro awper sits out in the open while scoped in
>>
>>166734636
>another episode
navi haven't lost on overpass since simple joined the team
>>
Guardian is so fucking shit desu
Carried by flamie and simple so far, now that simple is doing a little worse it's just collapsing
>>
Why arent there booths wtf
>>
reddit is winning
what do we do
>>
who wins on mirage?
>>
>>166734737
awp babbies are a joke. you can tell they're awful players who rely on a crutch
>>
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I was going to bet heavily on Astralis but I pussied out in the last second.
Now they actually have a chance here.
>>
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>navi
>>
>>
>>166734813
>tfw bet on navi
seriously
going to big on astralis map 2 to make it all and more
>>
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This is navi right now
>>
compare this shit major to katowice 2014/15 lel
the only good thing is a proper group phase and actual lack of significant delays during group phase everything went real smooth.
this looks like gfinity 50k tourney not major.
>>
>>166734891
thanks for skines
>>
>all the cancer kids handing the match to astralis already
Calm down retards, 2:1 for navi
>>
dual awp ct on overpass
Fallen & Cold vs Guardian and s1mple
>>
>>166734684
why did they keep seized and not zeus?
>>
>>166734793
I too am confused by this.
>>166734571
fuck i was off by 1
>>
GUARDIAN
IS
SO
SHIT
>>
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>iV'aN
>>
Thoorin is already insufferable because of how the match is going.
>>
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>only 400,871 views
>>
Remember that yime Device changed his name to devve
>>
>>166734935
Cologne 2014, DH winter 2014 and ESL Katowice 2015 best majors
>>
>>166734935
you are told us 10 times
>>
>Tune in
>Vikings going berserk
Based denmark.
>>
>>166734830
Can mods pls ban this aids afflicted turd
>>
t-they will choke soon right??
>>
fucking slavi a shit
>>
>>166735117
>expecting /csgog/ to not be cancerous
>>
>>166735152
yes
its all in the script
>>
>>166735051
quarterfinals
middle of the day
>friday
>>
>>166735152
of course
it begins now
>>
>>166735107
I thought swedes were the vikings?
>>
on what resolution are they playing?
>>
>>166735278
1400*1080
>>
>nicolai "dev1ce" reeditz
Could astralis be anymore reddit.
>>
Na'Vi coming back from a 12-3 deficit.
>>
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DESTROYED
>>166735257
>>
DUPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
JUST
>>
Na'Vi absolutely BTFO.
>>
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES SHIT VI
>>
leeeeeeeeeeeel
>>
Overpass is a such a boring fucking map. Can we get some more Nuke and Mirage?!
>>
>>166735368
thanks for jinxing it nerd
>>
>>166735368
nice timing lad
>>
>>
Guardian started scratching his head before he died...?
>>
GUARDIAN
IS
SOOOOOO
FUCKING
SHIT
>>
watching csgo tourny, is guardian garbage?
>>
>edward
literally how can you not get a kill there
>>
>Black DDK unironically calling him xypex
why
>>
FLAMIE GOD
>>
>that disgusting wallbang
jesus christ can it be more obvious
>>
>>166735452
He did more damage than he took. Only had 10hp.
>>
>>166735481
kys
>>
>Flamie hacking again episode
>>
>>166735257
Danes, geats and norwegians
>>
fuck yes flamie
out
fucking
played
eat shit reddit danes
>>
>guardian
>7-16
BRUH? THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/825010852872941569
>>
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Flamie and Simple need to make their own navi.
>>
>Guardian and Edward
>>
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>>166735562
based webm man
>>
>>166735051
group stage at previous majors peaked around 850k last year. and there are still drops.
im actually happy that the esport side is dying, this game has the most cancerous playerbase with the throwing jew fan redditors, wannabe pros cheating in every rank, russians with 10 accounts, 14 year old e-celeb fans caring about what some irrelevant retard on twitch says, slumdog millionaire eastern european traders and that self-claimed esport historian with autism. also the pro-scene is just a cheat-fest
>>
>that aimlock from seized
>>
everyone has a bad game stop bullying Guardian :(
>>
>>166735552
daaaaaamn thorin back at it again with the epic roasts! cya on redit boys
>>
>>166735602
and now they get 5 eco frags
>>
>>166735625
Group stage peaked 850k this year too.
>>
>chokestralis back at it again
>>
>KJAERBGOAT
SLAVS?
>>
How the FUCK is that possible.
>>
wtf was that navi
just fucking end yourselves
>>
>>166735725
nice
>>
Kjaerbye has some sort of spray control cheat. His mouse always spazzes out weirdly when spraying,
>>
>>166735710
peaked over a million actually
>>
>>166735625
It's 550k on gotv and I don't know what you're talking about. It's a friday and a shit time for practically everyone, EU, NA, etc.
If anything its esports side is finally catching speed.
Only thing CSGO is BADLY lacking is a big tournament, ala International. Every sport has its championship, the best of the best, the top of the top. CS needs one of those and it'll go through the roof.
>>
>>166735768
yeah that's a mouse1 aimbot if i've ever seen one
t. ex-anime cheater
>>
>kjaerbie not even doing any fancy moves
>just crouching and aiming
>third player still can't get him
what the fucking fuck, gimme my money back
>>
>>166735768
He has always done that and it has cost him duels many times. He flicks his crosshair back and forth when spraying.
>>
>>166735768
it is his res
1440*1080 master race
>>
>>166735768
>the human hand is able to carve words on razer blade edges
>somehow it is weird to you that someone can move his mouse in 10 inch circles over a pad
>>
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>s1mple
>>
>>166735830
>reddit spacing
>friday is a bad time for nerds watching video games
>wanting an international when the game is dead on the eastern side of the world
or you baiting?
>>
is kcheebye hacking
>>
>>166735051
last group games had like 250k which is pretty bad considering 50% is just bots.
and iirc it was na's favorite fatboy hiko playing
>>
>whoa hey guys lets both casually walk into toilets, we threw a flash so there's no way anyone could be there xDDD
>oh shit theres a guy in there and he killed us whoops
>oh but we have a teammate behind that guy, surely he will avenge us right?
navi deserve to lose this desu
>>
EDWARD YOU FUCKING MONGLOID.
>>
M I L F S
I
L
F
S
>>
Edward got so tilted he didn't even save the AWP despite staring at it lol.
>>
>>166735051
its friday daytime you fucking autist
>>
>>166719096
dem witch hungers brah
>>
>>166735913
>only needs 10 bullets to spray the third guy down
HAX
>>
>>166735625
the numbers from 2 years ago when twitch peaked 1.1 million were completely artificial, no one believes that the viewer base is that big for csgo on twitch. it was only that big cuz muh skins and muh drops.
>>
>people unironically doubting astralis on a non-semifinal
>>
>devee toggling
>>
>>166719096
stewie is a small bashful asian boy
he needs to be protected and shielded so his tiny rice cock remains unsullied and pure
>>
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sometimes e doesn't work when you have the bomb out, and you can't g to drop your primary to pick it up either lol
>>
Na'Vi is a good team!
>>
>>166735051
it's 8 am on a friday, only neets and people with office jobs can watch
>>
>>166735915
Yes, Friday is a bad time. Especially at this fucking hour. In most of Europe kids are just now coming home from school and in NA its practically lunch time.
>wanting an international when the game is dead on the eastern side of the world
A big tournament, best of the best, highest accolade, highest reward will draw a fuckload to this. As it stands, you're just watching a major. Then another major. And another. They don't mean as much as a big, yearly tournament would.
>>
>rooting for NaVi but want Astralis to break their curse
an abstract kind of feel
>>
>>166719146
eu?
scream?
flusha?
olaf?
which cancerous choker are we talking about here providing a vibe?
>>
>>166736097
the current numbers are still boosted because of the drop idle. people are just less interested in skins and less people playing the game in general
>>
They are going to beat navi just to choke to SK and give the favelas another major
>>
>>166735970
>lets run for the bomb when there's 3 seconds left
>instead of just killing the guy you KNOW is on truck
>>
>>166736148
Its prime time in europe and in russia though
>>
>>166736007
why is friday a problem
most kids already out of school at this time in EU and.underages make up for what 80% of the playerbase.
>>
>>166736121
yeah because simple and flamie never toggle :^)
>>
>>166719564
>steel
>US
hes a Canadian Jew, of course hes annoying and bitchy
>>
>>166736134
yeah did you know that pressing e without the bomb out, on a bomb site, actually takes out the bomb and starts planting? i never realized this until some COD kid on my team told me the bomb wasn't working. i thought he was retarded because he was standing there with his gun out.
>>
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>bet 1k on navi
t-they're going to win right?
>>
>only map 1 of the first match done and already falling asleep
Help, I wont make it. I want to see SK get stomped so bad.
>>
>>166736215
>prime time
>just now hitting 6 at most of eastern europe
>just now 5 pm in germany and shit
It's gonna pick up NOW. This match started around the time it won't yet be so active.
>>
so who wins on miragE?
>>
>>166736309
>ever doubting /ourguy/ s1mple
yes, they will.
>>
>>166736134
Also if there's a grenade, rifle or body near the weapon you aren't able to pick it up (( sometimes ))
>>
>>166736309
>1k
I hope your dirty rich, anon.CUZ YOUR ABOUT TO GET RICHER!
>>
>>166736357
I didn't doubt /ourguy/ pige and now i'm homeless
>>
>>166736152
>Yes, Friday is a bad time.
its the best time you fucking autist stop making excuses
>In most of Europe kids are just now coming home from school
its past 5pm no one is coming home from school this late
>A big tournament, best of the best, highest accolade, highest reward will draw a fuckload to this.
upvoted kind sir
>>
Is this the counter strike owl ?
>>
>>166735051
Good hopefully they'll stop hosting major tournaments in America then
>>
>Device almost kissed Kjarbye
Dane homos
>>
>>166736314
but sk match is tommorow..
>>
>>166736440
>he doesn't know second shifts at school are a thing
>>
>>166736134
I bet he did it intentionally
Like
>OOOOOPS SORRY guardian, I got nervous and couldnt pick awp, looks like you'll have to buy yourself an AK.
>>
>>166736464
it's the csgowl
>>
>>166718843
>>166718910
at least you know what you're getting
>>
>>166736479
>he doesn't want to get down on his knees and get covered in Devve's and Shirby's sticky man-goo
fag detected
>>
Why is there a castle in the background?
>>
>picked navi to win the major in the pickems
don't fuck me now s1mple
>>
>>166719173
don't care
piggy is a loser
>>
>Richard Lewis.
>Host.
Uh CSGO babs?
>>
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>>166736660
>>
>>166736628
It's cobble.
>>
>>166719414
yes, his obsession with revenge will surely cloud his ability to press wasd and left click.
>>
>>166736628
Where? Which map?
>>
>tfw we'll never see a Device, Shox, NiKo, Fallen, Coldzera lineup
why even lift
>>
>>166736435
but JW actually stepped up and dropped a 30 bomb. you can't blame pige for the faults of Pronax (dropping 10 kills in overtime).
>>
>>166719852
>I'm a cheap poor person so justify why I shouldn't open this digital virtual box that has a .001% chance of a trinket worth more than 2 cents.
sweet life brah.
>>
>>166736665
Problem Dotard?
>>
>s1mple
>dev1ce
>gla1ve
is it still 2006?
>>
>>166736719
Please die.
>>
>>166736719
>literally 5 midround passive or lurk players
lmaoing @ your life
>>
>>166736774
us dotards don't even like Loda either bruh
>>
>>166736665
Actually this. What happened that this faggot is now everywhere. At least throin can entertain sometimes with how dumb he is but rl is just wasted of oxygen
>>
>>166736665
>Dotards
>>
>Devve
>Devve
>Devve
>Devve
>>
>>166736792
lol it's 2017, you dumb fucking idiot lmao
>>
>>166736494
its incredibly rare here
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>>166736712
Behind the stage on which navi and astralis play is a castle.
>>
Gotta be honest, theater looks pretty dope.
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>>166736760
Danes had MSL, so it balances out.
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>>166723482
>disco
>carrying
lmaoing at your life
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>>166736792
simple was wearing diapers in 2006
actaully all of them were just learning to walk.
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>>166736665
>boxer
>drug dealer
>journalist
>murderer
>tv star
Is there anything Richard Lewis can't do?
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>>166736719
the game's engine wouldn't be able to process that much cheats
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>>166736812
say that shit to his face and get choked out nerd
rich is our boy
>>
>>166736912
wang theater is better IMO.
>>
LMAO
>>
DDK and James are the best commentary duo.
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>>166724364
"I feel warm, is it warm in here?"
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>>166736918
msl actually got a decent amount of kills and clutched 2 rounds.
>>
>>166736774
>>166736825
>implying dotards like myself didn't want RLewis to finish the job
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>>166736930
>boxer
Boxing is something that fat fuck for sure can't do.
>>
ADR gets capped at 100 when you kill someone with 100 health right
>>
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
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>>166736930
is there anything hes good at
>>
>>166736665
>dotard crossposter
lmao, enjoy your one lan every 2 months
>b-but muh TI
literally chink territory
>>
>>166737017
5 rounds 5 min between loda and RL would be way better than any of valve's major so far
>>
>>166737052
ruining na cs by getting ibp banned
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>>166736982
MSL literally didn't clutch shit, and kept throwing, whereas pronax just got outaimed and outplayed. Not once did was he in a favorable situation that he threw away.
>>
>92/8
lmao pickem cucks on suicide watch
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>>166737137
>implying ibp isnt overrated by gold nova redditors
they barely achieved anything. steel is good at analysing pubs because no one else besides him does it
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>>166737167
>Not once did was he in a favorable situation that he threw away.
>1v1 on the B site with bomb planted as T
>lost the clutch in a straight up aim duel against msl
Fuck off if you didn't watch the game.
>>
LATER SHIT DANES LMAO
>>
>>166737262
DaZeD is the only thing of value lost and even then it's not much.
>>
>device baiting his whole him and saving 2 rounds in a row
>>
>>166737174
>92:8
>between two top tier teams
this community lmao
>>
>>166736918
Yeah, but Godsent also had znajder. So they had 2 shitters.
>>
>disable ur adblock pls
fat chance lmao
>>
>i'd recommend having your adblock disabled
lmao no
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>>166737038
yes
>>
>make sure you have your addblock disabled
Why?
>>
>device buys UMP and full armor by mistake
>restarts the round
WHAT THE FUCK!?
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>>166737315
navi was the favourite and you don't get anything for betting on the underdog in pickem
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>>166737292
Yeah because he got outaimed you braindead retard, and he had to peek and take the battle, he had no choice. At the same time nigger MSL literally handed then the OT in a free win round. He didn't even try to win.
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>>166736440
>its past 5pm no one is coming home from school this late
boi
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>>166737363
>>166737380
>>166737386
yeah i bet you're on welfare too
you can either participate in the capitalist society you live in or fuck off and live in the woods kids
>>
>>166737167
son pls defending pronax after that display is pretty pointless
all he did was die on long and hope lekro gets a 2 for 1 trade
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>800k viewers during group stage
>500k viewers at quarterfinals
what happened?
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>>166737476
Yeah, so stop blaming pige for having a braindead nigger like prolapse on his time, dumbfuck.
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>>166737428
>>
>astralis hacks not working so they have to call a timeout
>>
>Lets make some noise for wives and bulls
>[Crowd cheers]
Heh, Americans.
>>
>>166737514
make me kiddo
>>
>>166737559
>device being a keyboard warrior
>>
>>166737562
actually dev1ce misbought a UMP and armor so they're claiming technical error. watch now as the round starts, device won't have the UMP anymore.
>>
>valve making timeouts a graffitti commercial
>>
>do you have a wife, dan?
>i, uh, don-, eh-
>you deserve a wife
epic bardolph moments :')
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>>166737514
hmm I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>166736440
>its past 5pm no one is coming home from school this late
How is it to work at mcdicks?
>>166737514
>
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>>166737547
>being an illterate braindead retard
>>
>>166737646
stay mad redditor
>>
>>166737119
It would be a slaughter though.
>>
>>166736719
Cold is too stupid to know english
>>
holy fuck never hold a major in murrica ever again. These technical pauses are fucking ridiculous and they've been happening since day 1
>>
>>166737416
>>166737623
He saved it from last round, you fucking goober.
>>
>>166737685
hello reddo
>>
>>166737504
>being this delusional
>implying the target audience for esports isnt kids
>implying most people watching arent under 18
>implying people dont just idle for drops
>implying the entire industry isnt targeted for kids
>>166737642
>implying people at mcdonalds arent working long hours
are you autistic? im in engineering school anyway and i dont have any classes at friday in the first place
>>
why did they buy akimbo
>>
>astralis starts to lose
>technical timeouts begin
wew
>>
rip astralis
why did i bet on them
>>
shox is so fucking dreamy is unreal
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cute friends
>>
>duprees keyboard taking ages to load in the micohacks
>>
guardian
of
our
skines
>>
>Used to put their CHEA-
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>>166737892
Smithz looks exactly like this slovak faggot I used to know. Triggers me so much.
>>
i'd go gay for the majority of envyus desu
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>>166737927
HAHAHAHA
>>
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How fucking long does it take to plug in a keyboard
what fucking problems??? It's a keyboard
Unless you know there's a problem with hacks not loading properly
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>>166737892
The Shox seal of approval
also dayum, all those kids with their parents make me jealous, my parents would never have done that. They hated seeing me play shooters.
>>
>>166737892
Holy shit shox knows motherfucker mike?
>>
This "major" is a joke.
>>
>>166737804
Calm down kid.
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>>166737985
>>
>>166738107
That's what happens when you use hacks
>>
>>166738107
>same problem across the board
>not because of some modifications
suuure
>>
this is so unprofessional
>>
>>166738107
>auto alt tab problem
wat
>>
>>166738074
Doesn't look like him at all, fucking retard.
>>
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>>166738107
>>
>>166738107
>all their """keyboards""" having """issues""" at the same time
REALLY makes me THINK
>>
>>166738036
parents are fucking retarded supporting their dreams of becoming epik pro gaymers then they get surprised their 12 year old achieves nothing in the future except a vac ban kek
>>
i'm so fucking sick of nigzera's jumping awp clip being played over and over again
it's against everything CS should be, a fucking one in a million complete luckshot winning a game
>>
>>166738263
>he thinks it's luck
>>
>>166738263
Hi Spencer
>>
how the fuck does this keep happening
I can play csgo whenever i want with no issues
yet a "professionally" run tournament can't
>>
>all the eleague equipment is basically garbage
>>
>>166738263
Exactly. Winning a game because of bullshit shouldn't be something to be proud of. You should only be accurate while jumping with a scout.
>>
>>166738263
dude
xD
skill
>>
>>166738107
>anti-cheat system triggering all sorts of weird shit on their systems
LMAO
>>
>>166738263
I'm with you brother this shit needs to stop.
>>
>lets see some stats
>after 2 rounds
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>it's a technical pause episode
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>>166733254
dude he did a random wallbang on overpass
.....
>>
>>166736440
>A big tournament, best of the best, highest accolade, highest reward will draw a fuckload to this.
>upvoted kind sir
I guarantee you the success of dota is 90% because of TI. Because there's a world champion. Because there's a world championship that you need to watch.
The World Cup of Football is what helped it become popular. The Champion's league. The NBA helped Basketball.
It's the same thing in every sport. People need to have a big, accessible event that they know is the top. Otherwise you're always stuck with that small fanbase that has picked your type of sport to follow. You get Tennis, Golf, even Formula 1 (sure, the season matters but all you're watching is the separate races - and yet Monaco GP draws a shitload more viewers even though it's a pretty boring race).
What Valve and these esports people are missing is people who know sports better.
>>
Stop tweeting babbies you fucking normies
>>
>>166738370
>he thinks it was random
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>>166738215
>>
>>166738296
how is it not? i remember some guy actually calculated the chances in the exact same situation and getting both guys was 1/40 or something like that
>>166738313
fuck off, i'm yuropoor to the core
>>
>>166738107
>that awkward pause when you accidentally confess to the other team that you are using same cheats as them
>>
>>166738328
It's because they use cheats.
>>
>>166738414
It's clearly cheats, retard.
>>
>>166738328
cheats and mods.
>>
>slavs rushing B
>it's working
Million keks
>>
>>166729217
what a fat asshole
>>
Why is seized in the middle and talking all the time? I thought guardian was the igl.
>>
>a-all pros are hackers
hello r*ddit/silver
>>
>>166738498
random spread is serverside, cheats can't make you hit unscoped awp shots
unless the cheats are running on the server of course
>>
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID I BET ON SHITRALIS FUCK MEE
>>
>asstralis
>>
>>166729176
>implying he gives a fuck about CS
>>
>>166738617
>betting against /our guys/
>>
>>166738603
>unless the cheats are running on the server of course
Who do you think supplies them
>>
>device not even hiding his cheats
>>
>miss smoke to bait out a peek
next level strats
>>
Astralis shits?
>>
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>they just copy pasted the script and switched the teams
>>
when will they remove this shit map from the pool? get inferno back in
>>
I'm fucking proud to be racist! Praise Lord KEK!
>>
>>166738814
mirage is literally best map
remove dust or rework cobble
>>
>>166738603
>truly beiliving this
>>
>>166738814
>he dislikes Mirage but likes Overpass
end it pleb
>>
>>166704681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9oZ66pTpeQ
>>
>>166738814
>wants inferno in for mirage
yeah let's bring back prodigy while we are at it.
>>
>>166738814
>not liking mirage
>>
>Mom takes kids out of school to watch vidya.
Dumb whore.
>>
>>166738847
Show me an undetected cheat that does it that's developed in late 2016/early 2017.
>>
>literal children are allowed at csgo events
hmm
>>
after the major inferno will for sure be back in, valve didn't put so much work into it to let it rot in reserves
so what map will it replace
>>
>>166738894
>grown man
>saying 'vidya'
Kill yourself
>>
Uh are Astralis even playing? MY SIDES!
>>
>>166738915
Train
>>
>use alt on phone
>set to audio only
>disconnects from school wifi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>166738906
>give me cheats
Nice one retard.
>>
>>166738996
kys train is the best map
>>
>>166738915
>so much work
wew
>>
>>166738915
d2 is getting reworked
>>
>>166738947
>mad americlap
>>
Astralis? More like ASStralis
>>
>>166738915
Cache
>>
>>166738915
Hopefully Cache, Cobble or Dust 2
>>
>>166739014
>I failed basic reading comprehension in elementary school and I don't realise that asking to see something isn't the same as asking for something
Seriously consider suicide.
>>
>>166739032
Thats why it will be removed
>>
>black bars
i hope you guys don't do this
>>
>>166738915
Dust2.
>>
>Guardian
Kick.
>>
how the fuck did that not hit lmao good game nt
>>
*sells all my guardian stickers*
>>
>have bomb
>jump down to B, get rekt
?????????
>>
>>166739093
*tips fedora*
>>
>>166738915
i hope nuke but it wont happen
>>
>scoping there
Why is Guardian so bad at AWP
>>
damn when did NaVi start cheating in this game
>>
wow guardian is an idiot
>>
>>166739195
scoping is always better if you have time to scope
>>
>>166739179
Reddit get out.
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whrem will our guys play?
>>
>>166739205
they all cheat boys
>>
Offical maps from best to worst
Mirage > Cache > Cobblestone > Overpass > Dust 2 > Nuke > Train
>>
BASED FUCKING SEIZED
>>
SEIZED
DANESHITS BTFO
>>
>>166739250
hello reddo
>>
WHAT THE FUCK DEVICE
YOU HAD THAT FUCKING FREE KILL GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>
device btfo
>>
>seized aimlock
ROFL
>>
So many aimlocks holy shit
>>
>people doubted seized
APOLOGIZE
>>
@166739291
>baiting (You)'s this hard
>>
>>166739291
>Mirage > Cache > Cobblestone
My nigga
>>
>third best player in the world
>can't hit a shot when you spot him first
>>
>>166739245
Isn't it a smaller field of vision, when your opponent is literally in front of you?
>>
>>166739424
>third best player in the world
>never won a major
really makes you think Thorin
>>
HAHAHAHA """"TOP 3"""""
>>
>>166739291
>not Aztec, Dust, and cs_mansion
>>
the absolute state of asstralis when their """""""keyboards""""""" are having problems
>>
>>166739291
>train below nuke
>cobblestone anywhere in the top half
lol?
>>
>>166703976
Why is talent lineup for eleague is so shit compared to MLG or even in general? No scoots, no fiffy, no ynk. Where the hell is variation
>>
Fuck off Edward.
>>
How many nerfs will the UMP get next update
>>
>the UMP is balanced
>>
>ump has been the same for years
>people just now figuring out its good
LOL
>>
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>>166739587
>ynk
Why would you want that aspie fuck in any event?
>>
What did that guy in the crowd say?
>>
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>tfw you'll never go drinking with DDK and black DDK
>>
>>166739691
>reddo ResidentSleeper spammer hates our guy Janko
kys
>>
>>166739587
tfw no ynk and natu
>>
>navi dont cheat
xD
>>
>UMP
>only 1200 fucking dollars
>91 dmg unarmored headshot
>accuracy like a fucking rifle
>easy af spray pattern
>>
are you actually serious?
>>
the throw is in
>>
>>166739761
thanks 4 skines
>>
why the fuck do so many """""""""""""""""""""""""pro""""""""""""""""""""""" teams wait until the last 10 seconds to make a play into a site
jesus fucking christ I feel like I'm watching a silver game
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>>166739714
>mfw i upload wrong clip
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>navi
>>
>guardian not even hiding his cheats
>>
>>166739714
god damn why did edward shave and cut his hair
>>
>>166739903
draw out smokes and utility and keep people guessing you utter cretin
>>
>>166739748
he talks so fucking slow, talks long, and sounds so boring
>>
>>166739903
>silvers
>waiting for map control
lmao
>>
>>166739903
>so many
Na'Vi is like the only team that keeps doing this shit.
>>
when was the last time a decoy grenade was purchased competitively that wasnt a missclick
>>
>>166739863
>betting
based retard
>>
That is a complete joke.
>>
>>166739936
yeah that's real fucking useful if you don't PLANT THE BOMB you retard
>>
just fucking why
>>
i hope pronax was watching that...
>>
>>166739748
i cant listen to that guy he talks very slowly with a horrible accent. im from eastern europe as well but his accent is on a next level
>>
kick simple
>>
>>166739937
wrong website buddy, we love janko here
>>
>edward
what an absolute shitter
>>
>>166739985
>thinking asstrails will win
based retard
>>
Even though simple played that like a retard, that was pretty sick from glaive
>>
idiots
>>
>>166740023
no we dont -_-
>>
they're fucking THROWING
>>
WHY THE FUCK DID SIMPLE PEEK?
>>
>>166740065
yes we do faggot
>>
>>166740027
simple is the shitter for peeking for no reason
let glaive come to him and edward can take him down ez
>>
>years later navi still times out rounds
Wew
>>
i aint played in a year or so which team is /our guys/
>>
>>166739291
>cobble
>not complete and utter dogshit
>>
looks like navi finally remembered the script
>>
>>166740023
>we
back to your hugbox newfag
>>
>>166740151
whatever team kennys is on
>>
these last few rounds are literal fucking silver plays from navi
>>
this is 100% a throw
>>
>>166740151
not a swedish team
>>
>>166740151
gambit
>>
>>166740128
ur right
hes fucking overconfident and its gonna throw this game
>>
THIS IS THE SKINS POLICE
HAND OVER YOUR SKINES
>>
>>166740142
Once bad, always bad, anon.
>>
if i get some 40-80 cent skins for pistols/rifles and then slap on the 25 cent stickers that is gonna be pretty fucking sweet looking right?
worth the money or is it cuckery?
>>
>>166739291
>Train
>Worst map
But that's wrong you imbecile.
>>
>>166740151
sla'vi, and reddit is winning
>>
>>166740151
any team without monkeys or french
>>
>>166740174
hello reddo
>>
>>166740031
where did i say australis will win?
fucking retard
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>s1mple
>peeking
pick, fucking, two
>>
>>
>>166740128
was trying to fast shitpost so I mixed them up my bad
>>
>>166740224
Stickers always look fucking shit.
>>
WHY IS NAVI PLAYING LIKE DMGs
>>
>zeus was the problem
>>
>>166740254
the molly he found won the round
pure luck
>>
James and Dan is the best duo
>>
Did he say white faces?
>>
>>166740254
edward literally had the perfect position if simple didn't peek
how fucking retarded can one shitter be
>>
>>166740285
i think the esport sticker gimmick is pretty cool
>>
>lots of white faces
w-what
>>
>>166740287
Flamie and simple are having a bad day and can't carry the fuck out of them.
>>
>Lots of white faces
weeew
>>
>>166740385
It's a fucking weapon, it's not meant to have retarded stickers on it
>>
>gordian
>>
Na'Vi are retarded, just play the standard setup, you fucking idiots.
>>
>"get the money in the bank even if you lose a round"
>5:0
>don't get any money in the bank
>>
>>166740386
>>166740395
>being this stupid
>>
i aint played in a while but im glad deagle buying is still meta
we want navi to win this right?
>>
>>166740514
looks dank doe
>>
navi lost
no one else to blame but themselves
like that FREE FUCKING ROUND
>>
>guardian reaction time
wtf?
>>
>device one shotting gordian all the way from bench
>the best awper in the world
wtf
>>
>o hey guardian is watching at short
>maybe smoke it?
>nah just kill him
ummm gotards?
>>
>do great in groups
>turn to shit the moment there's a little pressure on them
fucking retards smdh
>>
fucking guardian, peeking mid like a complete retard...
>>
>>166741226
yet he got a 3k
>>
/sp/ here
can they see the x-rays?
>>
>>166741267
and then he lost them the next round
>>
>device blatant wallhack
Why is this allowed?
>>
I LOVE YOU DEVICE
>>
>>
>>166741312
>a guy lost to a guy cheating
in other news, water is wet
>>
>>166741302
yes
>>
>>166741423
>peeking a wallhacker
he deserved it tbqh
>>
>>166741302
maybe
>>
>>166741302
Astralis can since they're using wallhacks
>>
>>166741302
when you get a 3-kill killstreak you do for 30 seconds
>>
how the fuck do you lose that
>>
Jesus Christ Flamie is about to cry, he can't carry the whole fucking team like this
>>
why is navi panicking
>>
Will Navi get eliminated if they lose this?
>>
>>166741779
they're losing
>>
first
>>
>>166741693
yes he can
>>
>>166739291
I didn't know it was possible to have such shit taste
>>
>>166739291
Cache = Dust 11 xD = Mirage > Overpass > Train > Cobble > Nuke
>>
HAHAHAH
ASSTRALIS CHOKE OF THE CENTURY
>>
>>166741323
that wallbang was shady as fuck man lol
>>
>ever doubting /ourguy/
>>
asstralis btfo
>>
I wont deny ,The astralis plays were suspicious as hell , they knew which angle to perfectly pre aim?and i never bought in this cheating witchhunt but even i dont know what to say about that
>>
>SK cheats against NaVi
>loses
>Asstralis cheats against NaVi
>loses
is Natus Vincere too good?
>>
what did scoots say about olof?
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