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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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2017-01-26 01:04:59
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gt edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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Redditsent.
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>>166603583
MY ENTIRE INVENTORY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FUCK pronax
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when is jw going to cry some more
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jw still our guy
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>be silver elite
>drop 10 bomb
>lose
Uuuh, gotards?
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>Fat
>Ugly
>Balding
Is Hiko aka Team Liquid /our guys/
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Another boring major with trash teams in playoffs. Only waiting for Faze to lose now..
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>reddit pig lost
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Boypussy > girlpussy
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>>166603697
hello pronax
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It's funny how the people leaving the organization carried the game. Pronax & znajder don't deserve the legends spot.
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Homesent redditors on suicide watch.
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>>166603710
>trash teams in playoffs
Gambit is good desu senpai
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so who's playing next
nv?
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Faze can't let me down again, right guys?
>No really please, I have a dollar to my name and I need to build myself back up.
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>>166603826
What's this legends thing anyways?
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>>166603841
>any team with zeus
>good
Pick one.
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>tfw still not VAC banned despite BLATANTLY cheating
http://steamcommunity.com/id/csgotestprofile
TOPKEK
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE OUR SKINES, NOT LOSE THEM
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g-g-guys can i be on ff-f-f-fnatic agen?
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is zeus an alpha male?
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GET FUCKED SWEKEKS
FNATIC WILL GO OUT IN THE FINALS
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>literally have two cheaters and can't win against the choke nation after they handed you the W on a silver platter
Where you at now assmad homesent redditors?
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>>166603810
He should get liposuction, he has the money for it
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This "brilliant IGL who doesn't frag" meme needs to die tbqhwyf.
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>>166604103
>k0nfig and magisk
>legit
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>>166604209
how much?
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LOST 3 IN A ROW, TIME TO RAGE-BET ON FAZE. WHO WITH ME?
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YOY
O
Y
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>>166604239
Didn't bet
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>>166604325
>doubting kennys
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>>166604340
how much tears?
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Imagine if they had literally anyone but pronax
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How do they have the audacity of showing this faceshit commercial, after NiP got removed by Vega?
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>>166604163
Yeah same shit with Gob b. I still remember when mouz didn't want to pick up Niko because Gob wanted to have an all german-speaking team.
I highly doubt that his impact as an IGL compensates for him getting like 5 kills in a game.
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>>166604359
Oh shit, your right they have kenny.
Eh, I dunno what to do.
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>>166604369
f-fuck off :'cc
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>>166604403
Any tier 3 Swedish player would've performed better.
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>>166604495
But NiP is still a good team, feels bad for f0rest
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>>166604403
Imagine if they had literally anyone but MSL.
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State your resolution
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>>166604619
Ok, but they're not at the major. Feels bad for friberg and maikelele.
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>>166604619
>gtr 0.09
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>>166604745
1920x1080
What do you think I am? Some kind of meme resolution reddo?
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>>166604619
>feeling bad for f0rest when he's friberg's enabler
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https://twitter.com/OCEAN_tK/status/824420331594985472
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i actually like both faze and envy. who do i support bros?
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I wish the only major commentators could be ddk + black ddk, dazed + steel, and joe miller + someone not cancer.
Can't stand these gay shitters.
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Time to watch Happy baiting.
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>>166604502
>I still remember when mouz didn't want to pick up Niko because Gob wanted to have an all german-speaking team.
Yeah, good times, Niko ruined that team.
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>>166604843
reddit clearly
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FaZe up
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>>166604894
thanks i'll take your advice and support faze
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>>166604749
>have ONE bad game
uhh
>>166604619
f0rest+gtr need some new teamates
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>>166604997
0.09
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>>166604817
who is hades and what did he do
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>>166605046
he'd beat u up in 1v1...
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>>166604997
Hope they join the Fnatic and Godsent shuffle.
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Why are there no UK CS teams but theres like 6 or 7 British casters / analysts
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>>166605239
They're like movie """""""critics""""""". Failed directors that shit on movies.
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>>166604789
same here fampai
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>>166604745
1280x1024 god res
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>>166604745
1920x1200
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is this accurate
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>inbetween all the crass jokes someone said I should do asmr
kek
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>redditors get btfo
>all of them leave the thread instantly
>thread slow again
Makes perfect sense.
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>>166605554
post voice
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Go FaZe! Win me back what Godsent lost me.
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I know EnVyUs is probably going to win but Faze can't fail me again I said.
Might as well bet my last bit of money I lost when they lost I said.
No way kenny and happy can fuck them up I said.
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>>166605546
a flowchart's supposed to flow dummy
>>166605795
can I do this when I'm at home
I'll read the history of the greyjoys
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>>166605960
astralis doesn't flow, they choke
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>>166605928
This, fampai who here /FAZEEP/?
>sauce on dem tiddies please.
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>>166605960
>>166605546
>>166605993
what happens when they play liquid then??? they both forfeit?
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>>166606089
ultimate chokeoff, 20 OT session incoming before valve decides to ban both from the brackets
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Envy Us VS Faze Clan. They are repating the game or what? I don't understand today schedule.
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>>166606271
the fuck are you talking about
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mfw I just bet the entirety of my bank acc on Envy lmao how fucked am I?
rip $242 euros lol
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>>166606405
This game was not the same as three hours back?
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>wildly spray through the smoke
>clearly a well controlled burst
What did he mean by this?
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>>166606490
seek help drugs are not the solution
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>>166606406
>entirety of my bank acc
>$242 euros
you were fucked to begin with
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>>166606605
he is a yurokek
what do you expect
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>>166605239
Same reason why all their Football clubs are filled with foreigners.
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>>166606406
>bet on envy
you're fucked
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new nuke is t-sided, r-right?
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>>166606605
what do you mean
$242 euro is a lot of money
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>>166605928
source?
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>>166604997
-Disco
-Twist
+Flusher
+F0rest
Not even a full toggling SK could beat them
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I thought Kenny S was the best CSGO player of all time
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>>166606869
inflation in the us is beyond fucked which is they think that's a small amount
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>>166606957
no i am
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>>166606406
>entirety of my bank acc
>$242 euros
unironically kill yourself
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This traitorous kuck is backstabbing his way into top teams, eventually kills them and basically you're fucking retarded.
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>>166606895
>f0rest
>GeT_RiGhT
>Dennis or Krimz
>Olof
>Flusha
would be dope
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>>166606869
you must me either a student, neet or from eastern europe
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alright seeing that EnVyUs are done, what's going to be the French super team?
+shox
+kennyS
+bodyy
+?
+?
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>>166606869
>242 dollars euros
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>>166607075
nbk
apex
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>>166607092
>no RPK
into the trash
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>bodyyy
>smithzzz
>rpk
>nbk
>kennys
french superteam right here
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>>166607092
yes i have money ;D
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>>166605239
>>166605335
Most of them did things before CS scene and never even tried to be pro-players. Remember, most games don't last more than a few years and UK used to be a relevant hub for video games.
RL never really played CS. He was a jock journalist who didn't even know what CS was until he accidentally got into writing about CS and then it sort of snowballed for him.
Thorin was really fascinated with videogames, but not specifically Counter strike.
White ddk is a pro player in Quake, he ended up in CS scene because quake died. He still loves it though, recently casted a quakecon.
Pansy is another ex pro but from COD scene, played on actually high level since their scene doesn't separate girls from boys.
Honestly, people who stayed in esports since 90s-00s are doing it because love and not out of butthurt and for money.
Esports had no money until recently.
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THE HEART
THE HEART
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>>166606869
wew mi inv is worth more
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let's go envyus
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>>166607075
nbkuck and apex
Happy, Rpk , Scream, Kio is going to be a more dope team if they can get a support player.
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>>166607302
>no SHOX
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>166607302
Missing happy for that secondary awp.
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>genny es
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Why are French so unstable they change rosters twice a year.
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why did this thread get so slow all of a sudden
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1. happy
2. shox
3. rpk
4. scream
5. pasha
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>>166607524
egos
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>>166607573
Team of living memes?
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>>166607565
all the swedecucks were homesent
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>happy takes a big hit load to his cute little face
What did sadoshit mean by this?
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why im even watching this shit
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>>166607565
all of the shitsent fans gassed themselves
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Uhh faze?
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>>166607573
>daddy and his boitois
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>yfw Kenny is better with an AK than AWP
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>kennis
>shox
>bot
>bot
>bot
When they die they just switch seats
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le pistols are le good
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fucking nerf pistols already
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kennys is so disgusting
definitely not our guy
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>>166607565
people saving their shitposting for Liquid later
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>nbk
>smithz
>kennys
>happy
>sixer
French Super Team.
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Since when is kenny that good with an ak?
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kenis is literally always depressed
his face expression has molded into depression already
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>buying rifles
when will this meme die
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Take a shot every time Happy is the last man standing on his team.
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I feel bad for Kenny, but at least I won some skins.
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>>166607787
>Press E to take over bot
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Nuke is boring as shit.
What snacks do you want from the 7/11? Keep it somewhat healthier.
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>>166607942
>adult men wearing shorts in public
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beef and bean burrito
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>>166607812
running around spamming shoot and still 100% accurate
que??
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kennys gone cry in the car
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>>166607840
i dont know man, i feel bad for him
>>166607942
me too anon
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Who cares about major, Envy just won 800k
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>>166608018
Not everyone is a fat fuck like you xDDD
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what a fucking crybaby lmao
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>france
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thanks for the 242 euro skines heh
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>french superteam
>no legend spot
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So this is the end of KennyS
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Kennys getting headpats as he is about to cry
cute cute CUTE
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>>166608136
Time for a French shufffle
oolala
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T H E P R O B L E M B O Y S
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>>166606406
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>he unironically uses p2000
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>>166608125
That actually makes shuffle easier.
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>tfw no Scream, Shox, KennyS, RPK, APEX superteam
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>moses getting makeup on his slapheap
lol
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cute!!
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Kioshima is our cheating guy.
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God allu!
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How crazy would it be if after everything, North gets into the playoffs and not astralis lmao
Still want astralis to win if only because they probably have a better chance to beat SK in the long run, but man it would be hysterical to see thorin lose it
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kio's revenge
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Still no getting my today drop, only have a last chance.
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based kio
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>>166608385
shut the fuck off were talking about faze and envy now
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Get fucked French cucks
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>>166608339
>"Oh fuck KQLY got vacced"
>"Better empty my inventory"
true story.
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>Shitquid v Asstrails
AAAAAHAHAHA
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>>166608385
>not wanting Fatboy, L O U N G I N G and Pimp memeing in the playoff
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>The Problem
What did they mean by this?
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"Mindfuck ourselves"
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW
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Hey member when tsm beat fnatic in the finals?
I member
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>>166608494
Frankly I don't care either way, I just think astralis is a better potential roadblock to sk and that's all that matters to me
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>>166608385
Tbh I'd rather see choking murricans go out in semis than than choking danes go out in finals and give easy final for SK.
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was he actually crying lmao
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>>166608545
>family show
>at 3:30am
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There is no way team shitquid are winning this right?
...right??
Astralis are a save team to overbet on for returns?
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>>166608469
Good old days. He also had some really obscene flicks back then.
Suddenly all that insane skill is gone.
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>>166608704
wrong the correct time is 6:15
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>>166608751
It's a BO1, they've looked decent enough this major and the odds are really good. Worth a cheeky low bet.
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Team Shitquid vs Astralis
place your bets
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>>166608868
astralis easily
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>>166608868
chokers will win :^)
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Kennys is trash
French cs is a joke
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gonna be speccing hiko whole game lmao
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>>166608694
who??
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>>166608868
double choke
10 OT
everyone else gives up and goes home
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Fuck astralis why didn't they eliminate SK
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>all my picks wrong
>lost all my bets
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>liquid on mirage
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Hiko will clutch
screencap this
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pimp is a FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>166603723
N e c k y o u r s e l f NOW
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>>166609040
they couldnt have eliminated them
are you retarded
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swiss format and all those bo1's are fucking boring.
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JUST hiko never gets old
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>>166609040
sk wouldn't have been eliminated if australia won that map you turd
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Just shave your head Hiko.
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>>166608868
>>166609079
>3rd gen kpop idols
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>166604067
He stayed together with he
So no
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>>166609139
kys pigefucker
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>>166608973
You aren't telling me anything, they are both chokers.
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>that aimlock by device lmao
I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
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>>166609218
jpoop fangays OUT
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>>166609218
>comparing glorious kpop with jpop
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>>166609123
Hey Reddit Pige fat, go home to Sweden.
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>>166609218
Sad that Mk. IV is borderline a porn star.
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>>166609330
>>166609308
>>166609218
>>166609387
please fuck off to your respective containment zones
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>>166609308
>>166609330
YOU NIGGERS RUINED /mu/
NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO INVADE /magog/
REEEEEEE
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>>166609308
>>166609330
Bandwagon faggots who got into kpop with SNSD, a group that started the downfall of kpop and kpop idols. 3rd gen kpop idols are the worst.
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>>166607820
super as in black ghest team of shitters?
super shitters squad?
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>>166607921
no thanks i don't wanna die from alcohol poisoning
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>>166609218
>>166609308
>>166609330
>>166609387
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>>166609504
go to bed grampa
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What the hell is asstrails doing?
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>that aimlock by elige lmao
I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
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can hiko eat astralis?
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>danish team plays
>thread fills up with autistic weebshits
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>>166608367
ALLU GATOR
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>>166609651
choking
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>that aimlock by device lmao
I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
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device turning off the nano hack and turning on his micros
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>>166608751
DADDY HIKO SAYS NO
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>>that aimlock by device lmao
>I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
>that aimlock by device lmao
I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
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>>166609825
whom are you quoting?
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>>166609768
>>166609825
what is "aimlocking" ?
>>
USA
USA
USA
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>>>that aimlock by device lmao
>>I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
>>that aimlock by device lmao
>I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
I guess I can't blame him for not hiding it. Win this and you get legend status which is huge
>>
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>Looking at nades makes them do less damage
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>>166609952
hello reddo
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oh look hiko baiting yet again
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>when the two french / NA teams don't make it out of groups
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>>166610083
or swedish
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>>166610132
fnatic??????????
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>>166610163
kys
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>>166610223
hello reddo
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>>166610163
nip lmao
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>>166610046
people who deserved to be holocausted:
>Hiko
>get_right
>happy
>jews
>everybody who says they are a lurker
>>
hey its me reddo
>>
Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).
Real "professionals" don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out "it's banter m8." Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.
The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.
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>Hiko
>get_right
>happy
>jews
>everybody who says they are a lurker
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Anonymous 01/26/17(Thu)02:36:13 No.166610395 â–¶
hey its me reddo
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>>166610416
tldr
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oh my yet another round where hiko hides behind a wall while his team dies hmmmm
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What is Hiko's hairstyle called?
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>>166610416
t. fat arab
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>>166610345
add the people who ask for drops/awps every time even if they have money eventhough they are shit to this list too
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>no NA team moving past the group stage of an NA major
end this suffering
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>>166610527
i agree senpai
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>>166610572
patriotism is so 2016. time to move on and make progress anon
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holy shit can everyone on Liquid stop fucking baiting their teammates so hard?
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>>166610572
rather they lose than see anyone pretend hiko is any good
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>>166610669
NA CS in a nutshell
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Hiko getting grilled
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>throw a molotov, a utility grenade used to flush someone out
>don't bother to take your gun out in case the molotov works
this is an odd meme
>>
COLLAT
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ahaha hiko is so shit
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i put them boyz on rock rock
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Who the fuck was in charge of the veto? They dropped the fucking ball hard not banning Mirage.
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>liquid finally getting BTFO
thank god they should have been one of the 0-3 teams
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>>166610941
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>>166610941
kek
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>>166610941
Can't be real
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>>166610941
is that semmler? whered you get my pic
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>>166611071
LEGEND
E
G
E
D
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bye bye en-gay
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JUST STOP IT ALREADY
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GR8 Danez are rolling these fools
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>simple didn't carry these shitters
>mfw
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>140 ADR
>Hiko only shows up when he baits his entire team
It's ogre
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>"Elige is good"
>is actually completely useless against any team that isn't flipside
Lmao
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>NA can't get out of groups in their home major
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>>166611336
this whole major is such a shitshow
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>>166611336
So much for the prize pot and home advantage meme
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>>166610941
>browsing Insecurity: The board
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>the state of NA CS
why can't we get another major in Poland so VP can finally win again in front of their own crown
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>>166611314
>whole team is always dead so Hiko can finally get his garbage time 'clutch' kills
>HIKO IS SHOWIN UP TODAY
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>>166611336
The script always has its way
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how is device so hot??
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NA CS LUL
Getting BTFO on your own home soil
An army of players and orgs for what? can't get at least one team out of the group stage to play for the crowd, all that wasted money on shit players..
NA CS LUL
Get fucked your fucking niggers, your country is only 40% white, the rest is just niggers and mexicans, such a disgrace
NA CS LUL
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>>166611518
what are you fucking gay?
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>>166611398
>not one in russia so we can watch dosia win at home
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>>166610941
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>>166611573
ohhh that would be also nice but rusophobia is too big in US unfortunately I think
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how do we fix Liquid?
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>>166611543
calm down friberg
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Why do so many players eat bananas anyways
did sk bite them or something
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It's ok Hiko is the clutchman.
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>it's a Hiko is the last one alive episode
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>>166611681
Kicking out the American players would be a great start
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>>166607064
true. everybody sees him as the "nice guy". but like you said. he's an asshole and destroys teams. overrated as fuck too.
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>>166611681
tell hiko the 500k will be paid out in sweets
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>na cs
lul
>>166611681
- hiko + scream
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>>166611681
get simple back
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>>166611681
kick out the amerifats
buy some europeans
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>>166611645
ok well kiev would work as well, imagine gambit vs navi grand final
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Why is this monkey "coach" shouting at their best player?
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>they just have to full eco and string 12 together
TOP KEK
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>>166611843
sounds awesome, russian are cancer in cs but russian crowd would be great
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Does anyone else only watch pro cs for hot people like fnx, dev1ce and pronax?
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>>166611681
They need an IGL that isn't Hiko or Nitro. I do think Hiko needs to fucking go though he's gone to complete shit.
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>being american
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I really wanted an american team make it into the quarterfinals. but oh well.
Now I know cloud9 is an overrated team, they have good players, but why is it that they don't make it anywhere?
I do feel like they can make it far, but they couldn't even qualify for the fucking major, why were even invited to dreamhack if they cannot even qualify for a major?
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>>166611681
disband
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>hiko with no hat (but still fat) cant clutch anymore
Hmmm
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>>166611681
Hiko needed to go, he's always been the problem. Don't even understand why he was adren was kicked first over him.
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-zews +Bill Belichick
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>>166611954
who do you think I am, a faggot?
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What a disaster
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>the top 8 of a major are actually the best 8 teams
huh
based swiss system
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>>166612083
R E D D O
E
D
D
O
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>>166611958
>C9 choke under hiko
>hiko leaves
>C9 start going on tears with all NA players
>hiko buys yuropoors
>they do well
>yuropoor cant carry them
>yuropoor says fuck this
>hiko is back to his shitter ways and C9 wins an event
hiko cant tell what the problem with his team is because he's the problem
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>reddit btfo
>NA btfo
SK need to get btfo next and we're good.
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>>166612021
C9 is and always will be a meme team, they only get invited because shroud and memie2k have good viewer numbers on twitch
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>>166612114
but North is top 8 in the major
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>>166611681
get rid of nitro, hiko and pimp.
JDM should practice with rifles 24/7 so he can actually be viable using a rifle, because he is not consistent with the awp.
hiko is a good player but he needs to change his playstyle, baiting his team mates does not fucking work all the time and will make the team lose more rounds than winning them.
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>>166612021
>, but why is it that they don't make it anywhere?
because they have to play every match 3v5
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>>166612212
>s1mple
>euro
NA education everybody
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>>166612114
ITS FUCKING RIGGED!
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kek which one of you posted the other one
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>>166612184
kys nigger
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>>166612275
s1mple is an honorary american, which is nice since it means an NA player is going to win a major
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>>166612212
>hiko cant tell what the problem with his team is because he's the problem
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>>166612289
>not posting the mustache one in the first place
Step up shit kid
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>>166612312
HAHA pashabicpes imma right dude upboated epic!!!"!11!!1
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glaives haircut lol
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>>166612275
ukraine is not part of yurop
oh i am laffin
"Ukraine is a large country in Eastern Europe"
literally a poor european -> yuropoor
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>>166612387
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>>166612412
ur sex life lol
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When do we see the Ro8 bracket??
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I GET THE DROP IN THE FINAL ROUND. YISS.
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>>166612403
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gosh that female astralis bitch
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>>166612524
once the admins have properly rigged the matches
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>>166612239
Cloud9 really needs to get rid of shroud, chink2k playstyle doesn't work outside of Rank S, N0thing seems like he actually tries, skadoodle is inconsistent as fuck and is as good as a rifler as a DMG, and I don't know much about automatic, but I feel like he is mediocre and NA is hyping him up.
HR, optic qualified for the final and cloud9 couldn't, they shouldn't be invited anywhere, optic qualified for the major and won season 2 of EL and were not invited.
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>no NA legends
>No shit slavshit teams occupying legends spots
thank fuck
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why has Hiko not buzzed his hair? jesus fuck it looks shit
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rip Astralis lel
Quarterfinals
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>>166612720
Navi
Gambit
VP
Faze
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So.. Today resume be like: no more shox, no more reddit and no more hiko
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>>166612720
>navi
>fnatic
>virtus
>sk
lol
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>>166612720
Navi
Gambit
North
SK
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>>166612654
C9 is the NA fnatic (2015) except they almost never perform well. The reason they're popular is all up to marketing.
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>>166612720
>Faze plays SK again in RD1
What the fuck
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>>166612720
rip astralis
rip north
rip gambit
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>>166612720
>SK getting a free win matchup
Rigged.
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>>166612720
RIP astralis
RIP north
Screencap this
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>No matches for 36 hours
REEEEE
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>>166612906
watch some quality C9 streams :^)
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>>166612720
the path is wide open for gambit boissssss
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>>166612720
ez
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>>166612891
wow bold predictions im definitely going to screencap this noone is seeing this coming omg
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>>166612720
Navi
Gambit
VP
SK
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When does the damn pickem challenge update ffs
>>
Navi vs SK with SK winning it, cap it
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envyus and liquid won't make it out of groups
cap this shit
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>>166613197
Fox
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>>166613197
go home favela
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just woke up, when do NiP play
>>
>>
Seems pretty clear cut to me that Na'Vi, Fnatic & VP will go through. FaZe could upset.
>>
gambit vs fnatic is so hard to pick
i hate both, so i'm objective, but they both did equally well (shit) so far.. . Can fnatic troll their way through Dosia?
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is shroud literally "our guy"?
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>>166613954
>fnatic
>beating gambit
uhh
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>>166613962
fnatic is shit and are only in top8 because they faced even worse teams. g2 should be in their place 2bh
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>>166614474
yeah i know, but so is Gambit
and it might be that gambit has spent most of the time preparing for revenge against NaVi for fucking Zeus in the ass without a reach-around
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Does anything commentators say annoy you?
For me its
>utility
>semmler in general, especially when he calls like every spot a weird name nobody uses
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this is stressful
please help
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>>166615078
moses. He never adds any substance to the conversations and is only there to fill time.
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>>166615203
Faze > SK, that is the only wrong, Gambit>Fnc can be debated too.
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>>166615272
sk already played faze and faze lost lol
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>>166614072
what did he mean by this?
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Gambit have a real chance of beating fagnaticuck.
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>>166615203
Same picks but I have VP winners
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because FaZe UP and fuck the monkeys
and because kek9 is not pro
and because revenge is bad
and because you're just to old
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>>166615887
>Faze
>struggle against NV
>have a chance against cheating monkeys
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>>166615979
Fnatic vs Gambit and SK vs FaZe will be good games but RIP Astralis and North. They have no chance.
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>>166615979
they struggled against everyone
but the 17:19 loss to SK on Mirage wasn't to bad
NaVi showed that SK can be dominated, no one dominated FaZe
faze is also +12 on rounds, brazil is 0
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yfw Dignitas end up winning
yfw NiP show up and pull a Kanye on North saying Cloud9 deserved to win
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>>166613197
navi is going to destroy sk if they both get to the final
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post yfw we get navi vs gambit
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when are they playing the next matches?
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>>166617136
>tfw going to drop 10k on their game vs fnatic and 15k vs navi
meme magic will carry gambit to the final
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>>166617136
That would be great, but highly unlikely.
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>>166615391
Ah so faze can never ever beat sk again I got it
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I never eco
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>>166617750
im going to laugh @ u when sk wins lol (ps they will)
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>>166617812
I never drop for teammates, never buy nades except HE and Molly, only ever buy deagle and AWP regardless the situation, always tag my name deagle@nosound
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoU7_qCgUAI
tfw get cucked
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>>166617923
tame impala went to shit tbqh
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>>166611543
dazed and steel would beat these clowns
FREE IBP
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I swear the only person in these threads who keeps mentioning steel is steel himself
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>>166618326
mad cuz tame impala is :100:
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>>166617923
kevin is subliminally red pilling normies about whores
truly /ourguy/
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who /sia/ here?
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post ur pickems for the quarters
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>>166612263
this
they need to drop n0thing and shroud and then trade skaschnoodle for another awper
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>>166618983
>>166618983
>they need to drop n0thing
"no"
drop shroud and stewie2meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
godsent theme :(
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>>166619139
>tfw you remember Godsent are going home
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>>166619139
>written by an 8 yr old
fits your style
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>>166618956
Same as yours exactly. I can lose one quarterfinal, but have to win everything else. Or, I can win all quarterfinals and lose final and one semi. How many points you guys got?
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>>166618956
I have the same predictions
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>>166618956
how many points for gold?
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>>166619098
This. In the major qualifier, autimatic tried so hard to carry those faggots. The two streamer pugstars pulled their typical bullshit: going for flashy plays and underestimating their opponent. They lost to fucking hellraisers. Cloud9 should've dropped the streamers ages ago. There is a reason that pugger stewart is known for pushing smokes. They don't know how to play the game, and would be better suited with COD.
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>>166619915
no idea, my first time doing it
>>
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>>166618956
>mfw sold rapidly dropping in price holo liquid sticker to fund thiese
>>
should I do asmr?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j6FcMFdxFP
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So after this major,
>envy and g2 disband and form megafrogsquad consisting of kenny, apex, shox, scream, and nbk with smithzz as coach
>jw and flusha rejoin fnatic kicking doplan and twist
>liquid kick hiko
>hellraiser probably disband
What else?
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>>166620167
no, you sound like the average guy on mm
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If Hiko is so bad, why is he always the last to die?
checkmate haters
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>Bog predicts csgo
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>>166620167
>shit-tier autistic voice
>reading shit-tier fiction
nah you should kys
>>
GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
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>>166620167
I DONT KNOW HOW BUT YOU SOUND WORSE THAN ME
SOMEONE GIVE ME A COMPLEX SENTENCE TO READ INTO MY SHIT MIC!
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>>166620413
I'm the last to die as well when I use the rest of my team as cannon fodder
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>>166621004
https://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/5974562822.html
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>>166605143
Dodged a lan
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do the tournament items go on sale? if so, when?
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>>166606818
not against Faze since Karrigan is a god
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>>166620413
>mfw I bait my teammate, miss, and die without the kill
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
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Could a professional player beat a team of unranked players using just a knife? They've never played an fps before, and he gets all gernades and armor.
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>>166622451
>They've never played an fps befor
Not even a professional but I did this to my (ex)-girlfriend and her (ex)-(ex)-boyfriend
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>>166622451
Yes. Most people above DMG probably could. Buy a molly, smoke, and two flashbangs. Also a kit if on ct. Shoulder peek corners and listen for footsteps because they will be loud as fuck.
Should be able to kill 1-2 by hiding in corners and backstabbing them (they won't check for shit).
Next, kill an isolated one head on by flashing him. Repeat with second flashbang.
If on CT, wait for bomb plant (or timer), then throw a smoke on bomb and defuse.
If on T, plant bomb with 1-2 cts remaining, wait for timer to hit 10 seconds and molotov the bomb.
Ez with enough autism.
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>>166622451
Not unless it's 5 pros.
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>wake up
>new item in inventory
>cbblestone souvenir package
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NA superteam:
adreN - IGL
koosta - designated AWP
Stewie2k - Entry fragger
n0thing - Support rifler
EliGE - Rifler
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>>166623278
>koosta
Dropped. Already got an anchor there.
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>>166623278
I can't tell if this is a joke.
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>>166623320
Have you even SEEN him play recently?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
post CS trax
>>
NA aim duel super team:
Shroud
Stewie2k
Autimatic
Swag
Elige
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>>166622451
I'm a silver and I can beat the expert bots knife only, and they're probably around the skill level of someone who hasn't played CS before
>>
NA trash team:
All of NA
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>>166623558
nice one
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>>166623278
NA superteam:
youtube personalities and streamers because most of them are better than the "pro" NA teams now
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>>166623414
>recently
Thanks for proving my point. The guy is incredibly inconsistent, and is an onliner. He always cracks under pressure at lans.
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>stewie2k
>automatic
>rush
>nafly
>tarik
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>>166623916
>not Warowl
rofl. won't get anywhere with that lineup.
>>
Valve destroyed any hope of an NA major win. Whether you like them or not, Dazed and Steel were amazing players. The best players in CS are autistic egotists. Ex. Cold, Snax, simple, Friberg, etc.
The NA Dream Team (will always be a dream)
Dazed
Steel
Elige
Jdm
NAF
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>>166624036
>autistic egoists
>friberg
umm
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>>166618956
why didn't you pick the semi finals and finals yet
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>trying to do 10 win placements
>first 4 wins are around silver 1-3 range
>everyone on team communicates over mics
>move up to 6 wins
>start getting put in nova tier games
>no one communicates
>games end in draws or loses
>5 games later and still stuck at only 6 wins
I wanna go back to silver 1-3
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>>166624036
>elige
>jdm
why
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>>166624036
>leaving out our biggest guy ever MOE
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>>166624036
>were
That's why I didn't include them. I meant CURRENT NA superteam.
>>
lex phantomhive should be on these dream NA team lists
shroud thought he was cheating
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>>166624164
moe could be a mascot, but why would anyone want him on the server
>>
So how loud will the majors be? That shit's being held a block away from may apartment.
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>>166624124
Who's a better NA awp? Any NA team is going to need some occasional carrying, so Elige is a must.
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>>166624164
le raging muslim man meme
just because reddit doesn't like him doesn't automatically make him our guy
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>>166624230
not very loud unless vp are plowing
>>
virtus pro or SK??????
>>
>reading csgog's opinions on anything CS related
Laughing my ass off.
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>>166624258
jdm is too shit at everything else to be on a dream team and too inconsistent on the awp in any case. dazed and steel could alternate on the awp depending on map and situation, not like it is a difficult weapon to use. drop jdm for someone who can contribute in every round.
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>>166624310
Damn, I was hoping the hype and cheering would drown out the fucking trumpet player that hangs around on the street corner next to the venue playing poorly every weekend.
>>
>kennys god lost to fucking FAZE
are you SERIOUS.
>>
>>reading csgog's opinions on anything CS related
>
>Laughing my ass off.
>reading csgog's opinions on anything CS related
Laughing my ass off
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>>166624396
You're probably right. Autimatic?
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ez
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>>166624409
2015 was over a year ago
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>>166624530
>Gambit beating fnatic.
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>they aren't going all in on dosia and the gang
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>>166624486
>all your opinions suck
>me? Pick a side or expose my opinion to criticism? Nah dude
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>>166624776
you're actually an idiot
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>>166624594
>fnatic beating Gambit.
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>>166624821
>he doubled down on it
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>>166624923
have I been bamboozled?
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>>166624594
>he expects the unprepared swedish pug team to win
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>>166624964
>went 3-1
>unprepared
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>166622831
>>166623557
Nah no way
Even someone who hasn't played an fps will figure out to click and shoot even considering recoil, and there's 5 of them. Versus a guy who has to run towards them with a knife. Only got 2 flashbangs, that won't get all and they'll spray at close range
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>he doesn't understand slavic teams always win
hhahaahahaha what are you even doing
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>>166625019
>had the easiest path of anyone
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>>166625080
all the team looked shit apart from Godvi and Godmple
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>>166625037
Thats why you don't get close to em unless you're behind them or they're flashed.
They're going to spray all over the place. You would mainly win this with the bomb.
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>>166625037
Btw this is a full competitive game
I shoulda stated that, in one round I can see the pro winning.
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What the FUCK did lelelelelelelele mean by this? Honestly the worst team I have ever seen in a major.
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>>166625206
it's just a holding pattern before he forms a new team with niko, scream, mixwell and lowel
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>>166625352
Srs? Source?
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>>166625486
under the covers in my bed, come see
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>>166625520
>implying anyone will fall for the old "I farted under my bed sheets, come check how warm it is" trick
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>>166625679
please don't force your goddamn sick fetish into my role play
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Gambit win would be my dream scenario. Easily the best slavs in the game.
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I just woke up after several years of sleeping
Why is mirage looking like dust? It was more like inferno
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>>166625738
>damage control
Nice try, fartboi.
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Also when does NiP play?
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>>166625772
>Easily the best slavs in the game.
NaVi are slavs too.
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When does C9 play?
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>mess up once
>get egged a little by teammates
>stop giving call outs
>stop giving buys
>stop trying
>lose it for the team
You did this. You deserve this.
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>>166626039
>>166625943
haha XD
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>>166626039
>>166625943
good meme, keep posting it in every general until a week or two after the major is over
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>>166604858
>ddk + black ddk
They are so annoying though. They literally use the same jokes as filler every match.
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>>166626548
hello reddo
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>>166625945
best as in most desirable
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>>166626882
Yeah, NaVi.
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>>166624089
because I'm autismo
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r8 my ak
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>>166627539
why sk? I would think angry hacker monkeys would lose to based hacker slavs
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>>166627723
The matches I watched of VP were pretty scrappy
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>>166627664
>using a sticker that isn't a team or player
>not using the black laminate
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAhahhahahahAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>166625772
gambit is the only team of mostly non hateable players so yeah
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>>166624530
yup same here
let's go playoff drops
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>>166624409
french cs is a fucking joke now
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>>166627789
>being an "esports" fan
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>>166622123
tfw to smart to frag
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>>166620287
>french super team still chokes hard
>fnatic loses dennis and olaf
>every team but vp gambit and navi is bad now
>>
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
>>
SHROUD TO MISFITS CONFIRMED
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Wake up page 10 faggots.
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>>166630870
>/csgog/ will return to being dead when the major is over
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pronax needs to be ____
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>>166631234
At least DMG tier.
>>
should i get esea
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>>166627789
not this meme again
>>
where'd the richfag who said he was going to buy gambit if they won the major go? :(
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can you win a major with 0.5 keypresses per round? :thinking:
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>>166633662
sup fags.
How'd you fix the Ccolorblah missing error?.
I'm the embodiment of rage atm.
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>>166633992
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>>166633992
so far:
>updated all drivers
>changed dns
>fiddled with all the sound settings
>deleted nvidia hd audio software
>added some crap in to launch options
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit? Valve fix when?
The fucking stuttering is bullshit
>>
>>166634131
I did that but nothing was downloaded.
I'll give it a go though.
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>>166634131
>>166634345
Any other suggestions? This crap just started after the last update.
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>>166634437
set to native resolution, play with the ingame video settings, try setting max_fps to a lower value
or just dont play the game, its shit anyway
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>>166633662
a keypress is a keypress. You can't say it's only a half
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North or vp???
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>>166634712
>north
are you really asking this question?
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>>166631234
shot
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>no games tomorrow
Why even live?
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>>166635707
you mean today :o
omg... nooooo
guys this cant be right? :(
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>>166635893
comon, i need atleast a day to sleep in a week, the day off was a great idea
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>get a $2 dust2 atlanta cache with a s1mple autograph
>open it up
>20 cent weapon
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>get a cobble case
>not a retard
>sell it
>easy 20€ for watching videogames
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>>166637250
>>
>>166637250
>get a cobble case
>not poor
>open it for fun because 20 euros is nothing to me
>>
Are skins a spook?
>>
Requesting a picture of magisk, aka the red erik.
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>>166637250
>>166638792
>3rd major
>watch 90% of games
>still no drop
th-thanks
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>>166642114
>90%
Well there's your problem, silly.
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>>166642114
you must be doing something wrong because i'm getting 1-4 drops every major and i'm only using one account
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>>166642376
dunno, I watch both on GOTV and twitch with steam connected
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i went full madman and opened my mirage case
the only one i got so far
turned out pretty gud
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>>166642903
FN btw
>>
I've got an overpass souvenir package, first one I've ever got
should I do it?
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>>166643529
which player autograph is it?
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>>166643529
I care more about the chance to get a couple hundred dollars than guaranteed $2, but whatever you want to
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>>166643671
>markeloff
Liquid vs Flipside
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This game is so triggering to learn coming from a game where bullets actually go where you're aiming.
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>>166643979
been a codfag all my life
took me 250 hours to get to GE
purposeful practice is the key
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umm goturds can you explain this?
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>>166643529
overpass is the second highest cache and it shows in the possible drops that are desirable
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why do people care to watch this garbage game EVERYONE is cheating in it
like why even bother they are ALL CHEATERS WHO CARES ITS NOT REAL SKILL
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>>166644146
fuck you got me
my address is 20102 Cedar Valley Rd #107, Lynnwood, WA 98036 come and punch me
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>>166644540
>implying
ok, name one example of s1mple cheating
or hiko
or m0E
look I know there's a bunch of cheaters but every pro is actually good
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>>166644540
>watching animes when godsent vs north is on
fuck off loser
>>
planting on overpass a is real shit cuz they come from all sides
>>
what did you get anon...
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>tfw no games today
>>
where the fuck is the major stream?
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>>166645532
no it isn't
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>>166644997
>or m0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUBtvAOJZk&t=57s
>"GUYS STEWIE ISNT CHEATING YOU'RE ALL RETARDED TRUST ME NO ONE CHEATS IN LAN UR ALL BAD"
if he wasnt braindead he wouldnt get caught.
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>>166644051
How do I practise? I played a lot of bf and cod but after 250 hours I'm stuck in dmg
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>>166646131
if you get to dmg without practicing it means you have at least somewhat decent game sense and ability to outsmart shitters
thats good
what you need is practice spraying, bursting, 1 taps, and learn when to use which
learn at least a few smokes and pop flashes on your fav maps
basically, think what you want to improve and work on it
dont just go into a dm server thinking playing it over and over will help you a lot
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>>166646373
35 cents have been deposited in your inventory ;^)
FeelsBadMan
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>>166646042
okay, maybe he is but that isn't the point. not every pro is cheating, and professional cs:go players are very good, with or without cheats
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>>166646284
I feel like I'm really retarded when it comes to pushing into a side.
I never know which angles to check or what to do when I'm tagged to <30
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>>166646373
sell it before it's nerfed and all ump skins go down in price
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>>166646042
Are there still plebs out there who don't realize that m0e "cheated" as a publicity stunt?
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Escort or csgo knife?
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>>166647324
knife, 3d women are overrated
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>>166645791
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>>166647930
Never used any of those.
>>
Why do I always kick ass in practice, but whiff easy sprays and pistol shots in actual games? On retake servers, I destroy dropping 40 bombs, and everyone thinks I'm 4 ranks higher than I really am. But when I get in a real 5v5 minigame, my aim goes to shit.
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>>166645791
no games on thursday
quarterfinals on friday
semifinals on saturday
grand finals on sunday
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>>166649086
cuz youre a mental babby
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>>166642903
hey man we're flipsid3 smg bros
>>
Is it prudent to buy the cheaper souvenir boxes?
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>>166640367
his skin looks like a hotdog
>>
>>
>>166649754
unless there's a specific team/player/weapon you really want it's not particularly prudent to buy any of the souvenir boxes.
people only want them because they're free in the first place.
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>>166647930
>nytol
>mars bar
>tea
is this why britain has no cs pro teams? they're too hopped up on this 'nytol'???
dear god someone launch an investigation into this widespread substance abuse that's affected every would-be pro player in the british scene.
and do something about that online asian piece of shit hair wave hotdog with ketchup and corn eating ass motherfucker hiding under his brother's skirts while you're at it too.
>>
>one day break from major
>ded general
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>>166651346
I brought two for less than £4 and got an ak skin worth £6 and a five-seven worth £2 so I think I've done alright with that. Won't buy anymore next time though.
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>>166647930
I don't do drugs, but I occasionally drink coffee and rarely have a soda. Your shitty meme is confusing connotation with denotation. The phrase: "doing drugs" implies illegal or dangerous substances, like heroin, crack, weed, or alcohol.
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>>166649086
you tilt way too easily
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>>166652650
also to add onto that, taking medication isn't usually considered "doing drugs."
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>Be me
>Be SMFC before rank shift
>Discover Oldschool runescape and stop playing for a year
>Decide to get back on
>Play 1 game, shit teammates, smurfs, wondering what is wrong
>Top Frag and lose, turns out it an MGE game
>Stop playing
>Play CSGO after 3 months
>Play placement game again
>Even worse teammates
>Same shit, top frag, die derank
>GN4
>Stop Playing
>Repeat until today
>Come back in SEM
>"prime" exists
>Make account prime
>Top frag with 40+ kills and still lose
>Wallers
>Lose
>Derank
Fuck I want to get back into this game but I have no friends and really don't feel like grinding my rank back again, I outscore my teammates easily but I am getting discouraged, should I just make a new account?
I admit I am rusty but I blowing the fuck out of MG1/2 and probably on par with MGE but since I have 700 wins it's really hard to derank/rank .
What do
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>>166627664
7/10
Any weapon can be made better with full bish, bash, bosh stickers.
Now you r8 mine.
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>>166651918
we're opening souvenir caches now reddo
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>>166653151
9/10
not a black laminate but still nice looking and good sticker choice
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>>166627789
>using player stickers
biggest redflag for an autist thats gonna sperg out over an mm
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>quit the game 7 months ago
>sell all my skins
>not a huge value around 100€
>irl friends ask me to come play with them recently
>no black lam or redline awp
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>>166653298
I am literally autistic when it comes to stickers.
I get them and then after seeing how they look almost never use them.
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>>166653395
I listen to music and mute my teammates
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>>166652779
It's hard not to when every other game my teammates throw
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>>166652934
I don't see what buying a new account would solve. What region are you in?
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>>166654313
NA-East
(Texas)
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>>166652934
what is recruitcs?
>>
Reddit has VP for grand final pickems. Pick Navi.
>>
Should I play bought faceit or buy ESEA if I want to play at a higher level than global matchmaking but not playing in a competitive team?
>>
>>166655581
wow this reddit guy is dumb as fuck
>>
>>166655885
If you don't give a fuck about advancing in the pro scene, give your money to faceit. ESEA is a shady company. I can't believe people still give money to them after the bitcoin scandal.
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>>166654361
Stop whining, remember it's a videogame and play to have fun. Your rank literally doesn't matter, noone cares but you.
If it means that much to you: mute your teammates, put some groove on, and play your matches like it's dm. People in low ranks don't care/don't know any better. Do some pull ups and push ups between rounds when you die.
Yeah it's gonna take a while but you WILL rank up, the system works it just needs more time now. You can easily carry yourself to dmg with aim alone.
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>>166656786
You've missed the point, I can top frag but it doesn't matter because it only makes our team marginally better, and I hate losing to stupid avoidable stuff because no one knows how to play
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>>166656728
How does it work with faceit? can you "rank up" and be matched with good players?
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>>166656976
My point is that you should tune out all that shit and just frag out. If you keep topscoring you'll rank up and eventually you can start caring again once you're in a rank with decent players.
Or don't, whatever. You can keep getting mad over shit you will never have control over and burst veins over trying to rank up. I really don't care.
>>
someone with a twitter tweet this at semmler
>>>/fa/12178684
>>>/fa/12178684
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>>166658881
what does the arabic say?
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>>166642114
I got 2 drops yesterday
nuke and cache
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>>166647324
I hope you fucked her instead of getting that knife
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>>166658943
"If you don't keep your lines(?), someone will take them for you" and in small text "hurry and succumb to the temptation"
Translated literally. I'm a Canadian frog and I have no idea what they mean by it.
>>
5$ on Astralis
50$ on fnatic
5$ on North
>>
>>166660179
>he didn't put 10 thousand on gambit
>>
>>166660179
betting against /ourslavs/
gb2reddo
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>>166660506
>>166660346
>betting against LAN major fnatic vs tier 3 hype shitters
>not abusing tilted odds on Ivan betting site
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>>166660945
Let the sons of Genghis strike down your skines
>>
Does this look right to you, boys?
>>
I don't want to fall for esea meme
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>>166661454
>FaZe beating VP and SK
;^)
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>>166661454
it's gonna be one of these dudes my man
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>>166661686
>FaZe beating VP
Yeah, it's not like they have done it many times before or anything.
>>
have you eaten at arbys to show youre a real ethlete and support eleague?
>>
desu SK would have easily won the 3rd major in a row had fnx not fucked fer's gf
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remember fifflaren csgog?
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>>166652650
>implies illegal or dangerous substances
all of the things in the picture are dangerous if abused.
>>
are the quarter finals best of 3?
is the finals best of 5?
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/csgog/ goes back to being ded
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Will the stickers go on a sale?
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>>166663904
bo3 all the way
>>166664839
normally they go 75% after the major
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>>166663904
bo3 all the way i'd imagine
>>166664839
sunday
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>>166664839
Yes, right after the major ends
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>>166664902
>>166664956
Thanks
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>>166665550
Ok thanks.
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>>166664767
Ak74m replacement for galil when?
>>
>>166664902
>>166664956
alright should be fine time wise bo3 can take a while so bo5 is a bit too much
sticker sale hype
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>>166665820
I want an AKS-74U
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why is the 2014 katowice hellraiser sticker so expensive when they went out in the ro8?
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>>166666459
All the 2014 stickers are expensive.
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>>166665954
I want the mp5 back also
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>>166666459
they are the best stickers desu
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>>166666459
>>166666793
>>166667019
having stickers of all these defunct organizations is pretty neat
>>
is there a name for the action where you quickly drag your aim away from where your aimbot is autolocking through a wall so you don't look too blatant but you're aiming in a spot that doesn't make any sense anyway?
like in this example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCew-4oqD9M&t=6m58s
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>>166667481
gamesense
>>
>>166667481
thousands of hours of practice
>>
if i spend 100 bucks on stickers during the sale will i be sitting on 50k by the time 2018 rolls around?
>>
Anyone in Atlanta for the Eleague and want to get utterly trashed with me?
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>>166668623
no because there are thousands of idiots like you
the katowice 2014 market is fucking retarded as well
there is nobody buying them to use them, literally all the demand is from people wanting to sell them later
the whole thing is going to crash eventually when they realize that you actually do need to cash out eventually
>>
>>166667749
>>166668072
and I thought I was bad at naming things
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>>166668809
Fight me instead.
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Does a healthy relationship with a gf (female) help cs skills?
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>>166669896
makes you worse
>>
NA CS LUL
Getting BTFO on your own home soil
An army of players and orgs for what? can't get at least one team out of the group stage to play for the crowd, all that wasted money on shit players..
NA CS LUL
Get fucked your fucking niggers, your country is only 40% white, the rest is just niggers and mexicans, such a disgrace
NA CS LUL
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>adult male
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>>166669896
>gf (female)
implying there's any other kind
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>>166671493
4Head
>>
>>166672568
Why are blacks so bad at CS?
>>
>>166673081
Actually a good question. Even Bardolph who understands pro matches and has 5000 hours is one of the worst players I have ever seen.
>>
>>166673081
>>166673495
Blacks are like women, they simply can't into abstract 3d spaces. Also PCs are expensive so ghetto kids went to arcades instead. Which is why they're gods at fightan gaems (No smash)
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>>166665820
hopefully never because ak 74 is best raifu but it would be worse than the akm
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>>166674808
>>166673081
umm...SpawN
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>>166676442
forgot vids
https://youtu.be/rRFVL4q2N8s
https://youtu.be/SZ9gRW5o7TU
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>>166676442
1 swede? ummmh
>>
should i get esea
>>
>>166668809
in ATL, but i'd rather not get caught drinking with weebs in public
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>>166667481
HE'S ON THE GEAR BOIS WE GOT HIM BOIS
>>
>lelraisers and flipside made as much money from the major as envyus, liquid, and godsent
lmao?
>>
these prefire practice maps are a fucking godsed, If feel 20x better
>>
>>166677434
link me to one, i tried looking for some like 2 years ago and they didn't exist
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>>166677582
nvm found it
>>
>>166677434
thats great i know what im doing tomorrow
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>>166677704
pm'd u the fix
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>>166667481
Aimlock. Gamesense is funnier, though.
>>
how come literally everyone but me has inhuman reaction times
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>>166680843
>he thinks cs players has inhuman reaction times
laughing_arena_fps_players.jpg
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>>166680843
peekers advantage?
arm aim flicks?
>>
>>166680843
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3wp85k
This doesn't only apply to awping btw, look at the right/left side of the crosshair always
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>>166681675
also
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4b8nsa/when_i_try_to_hold_a_kennys_angle/d16ykb0/
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>>166665954
go back to Insurgency
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who else is getting a Dosia auotgraphed dlore drop tomorrow?
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>>166676803
okay
BOIS
O
I
S
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>>166608080
why is he crying
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>>166684352
French
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>>166647324
I forgot about this meme holy shit
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>>166608335
>Warty hands
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>>166662093
who is this
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>>166685294
my neighbour
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I cant cope with this shit anymore. I tried it but my tilt and rage is unbearable.
After a break i started csgo again and I made the mistake of playing mm instantly. Got back to silver after being mge.
I am literally shaking ans cant sleep. All i worked for 300h for nothing. I played the whole week basically wasted my holiday and still only from s3 to silver elite. I fucking hate this world right now i cant cope with rhis. Its 2 am and i cant sleep because of this.
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>>166686803
>300 hours
lol @ you
get another 0 on that then you can rage kiddo
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>>166686927
I have 480h rn. I have to play with people that dont even know thr basics. This js fucking humiliating and I get so mad I want to kill someone or myself. Is there a reliabe elo boost or something i can pay?
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>be shit at 4:3 stretched
>change to fullhd
>be shit at fullhd
hmm
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>>166687101
make some friends anon, playing with the same 3-5 dudes will improve you win ratio easily
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how the fuck do i get 4:3 stretched with new amd drivers? 15.3 or whatever i used before it was no problem at all
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>>166687527
>make friends at this fucking rank
I couldnt care less about anyone thann every piece of shit in this world that is silver.
Playing with inferior is what gets you stuck. I will not degrade myself with that. Its already as fucked up as it is.
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>>166687829
>playing on 4:3 unironically
18+
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>>166687995
Do asstrails stand a chance tomorrow? I just spent my last ten on those two skins.
>FileName
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>>166687995
underage plays 16:9
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>>166612720
Finals will be navi vs SK.
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>>166688596
lmao fucking no
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>>166688848
How bout faze or north? I can make a pretty penny betting on them too.
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NA csgo is literally herding the nigger cattle
make na csgo white again
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>>166688596
>>166688848
stop betting, you are clueless
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>>166689369
First you guys say never bet on BO1 and I bet and make 50 buckaroos. Now your saying never bet at all. Make up your mind, fampai.
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Serious question, every couple of games I hear
"That guy has 2,000 hours on this game and he's still at this rank"
This is at MG2/MGE, I only have 500 hours in so far but people who say this, do you all really think at 2,000 hours everyone will be SMFC/GE?
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>>166689802
No but hours is a good indicator of skill level. Basically everyone at supreme/GE has 2k hours or is naturally talented
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is eleague major on televison as well or was it just the seasons?
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>>166690495
I think the final is, not sure about the rest of the finals
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I feel like practice is meme
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>buy rifles
lose
>buy pistol
lose again
you memed me /magog/
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>>166687870
EU or NA?
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I've been having some real life problems and I find myself getting genuinely fucking angry at dickbags in cs. Since it has literally the most toxic community out of anything, I'm kinda forced to play without voice chat or its just not healthy for me. How viable is this? Will I get kicked a lot for it? GN, deranked from MG.
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>>166689802
Basically over 1k hours in Nova is embarassing.
Over 2k and around MG1/2 is also kinda not that great.
But anything above that is skill, talent and intelligence, paired with playtime. Mind you, the vast amount of smurfs majorly fucks up ranks. I myself often play with my friends, one of whom is a DMG, being GN4 I perform pretty fucking well. I owe it to playing a lot solo, which faces me against a loooot of smurfs (vast majority of smurfs is in Nova).
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>>166689802
just retards trying to be elite. I used to be dmg but stopped playing in the summer when I got my motorcycle, now I only play like once every week or so and im down to nova 4 cause I stopped caring about irrelevant ranks.
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>woke up
>remembered redditsent swedeshits lost to based danes
Today's gonna be a good day.
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>>166689802
i have a friend who has 1200h, but he only plays DM (i think, no MM rank anyway), so there i am, thinking - convince this fucker to play MM, our team has a crazy entry fragger, we fuckin' golden
turns out he can't aim for shit goes 0 2 19
how the hell can you play cs:go for 1,2k h and still be utterly shit? and i mean shit as in "looks like FPS is new to him" shit
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>>166694980
dm isnt cs
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>>166694980
DM memers in a nutshell.
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>be a casual mg2-mge shitter
>~500h
>start a game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
>using Valve Matchmaking service
>"oh boy this gun be fun!"
>everyone is a 2-3k hours autist who knows every corner, nade, smokes, etc
ummmm, were those esea memers or what happened
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>350h
>stuck bouncing between GN4 and MG1
>i'll make an ALT account and have fun with silvers!
>11 games 10wins later get ranked
>MGE
>fuck you MM
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>>166694980
>1200h in DM
what
Does he play jailbreak, surf?
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>>166695686
no, looks like only DM and some Arms race
he smokes
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>>166695681
>11 games 10wins later get ranked
>in non-prime
anon you don't need to lie here mkay
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>>166695806
i shit you not
also i did not see any suspicions players except 1 or 2, but they were smurfs
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>>166695681
im 944 hours and stuck in gn1 and gn2
:)kill me please
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>>166696589
subhuman
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>>166696589
are you actually trying?
are you older then 45?
do you only watch warowl and 3kliks?
how many wins do you have?
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>>166697237
>are you actually trying?
yes
>are you older then 45?
no
>do you only watch warowl and 3kliks?
no, ive only watched one warowl video about pistols that didnt help much
398 or something i believe, i use to be mge but i stopped playing for a year+, started playing like a month ago again lost a lot and found myself in silver or so
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>>166697857
>>are you actually trying?
>yes
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>>166697857
just... buy cheats
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>>166697857
nah common, first few games, obvsly u lose, it can happen, derank to silver after not playing for a year is expected
You'll be fine. Back to MGE in no time.
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>>166698490
>it's common to be 950 hours and gn1
You should kill yourself honestly.
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>>166698550
he's MGE (was... will be soon again)
it's not great, but it's not THAT bad
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>>166698661
It's fucking gutter trash terrible, stop kidding yourself.
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>>166697995
i know its hard to believe me , but i can assure you i give it my all when i play
>>166698324
nah
>>166698490
i hope you're right, i'm trying but it seems impossible, sometimes i feel like buying a new account like the guy above and seeing where it places me, but i dont want to deal with non-prime
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>>166699531
>i give it my all when i play
>gn1 with 1k hours
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>>166699531
You must have skipped something basic. Crosshair placement, peeking to much.. .
Have you watched basic guides on how to hold/push sites? Like netcodeguides shit (steel, Dazed)
At the start of the round, do you think about what are you going to do or you just go with the team and try to flick?
Like, if you are a T on mirage do you go "ok, i'm gonna smoke mid from spawn, molly window, someone smoke connector so i can flash myself in short." ?
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>>166700405
i do all of this, what rank are you
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>>166700614
DMG
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>>166701175
>DMG giving anyone advice
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>>166701365
to someone stuck in GN1? yeah... and i'm only asking questions here.
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>>166701574
>inb4 5k hours at DMG
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>>166700405
yeah i make an effort to do this, when i play ct i smoke off common chokes and stuff, hold common and angles, think about what they bought last round and how their economy is gonna be, think about what the enemy team is going to do when team mates relay info to me
mostly the same for t side except utilizing flashes more, and shit like that
>>166701574
thats not me in case you thought it was, im appreciate you trying to give me advice
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>csgo demo reviews literally said source deagle was insane, but not as good as in csgo
Can't trust this retard anymore.
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>>166701816
do this
>>166656786
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>>166701816
do this
>>166620881
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Discord server link please?
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>>166695428
Too many smurfs and cheaters keep me at your rank
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>>166703976
>>166703976
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>>166697237
not him but 1241 hours and SEM
>yes
>no
>yes
>54
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>>166697857
>>166696589
Do you have ANY friends at normal or high ranks that can tell you wtf you are doing wrong cuz it's gotta be something fundamental you are missing.
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