Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

First

File: the big red clit.jpg (99KB, 960x685px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 960x685px

>>166597771
I main medbay to atone for the sins of my previous lives

File: LMAO.png (2KB, 504x23px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 504x23px

Probe confirmed for plebeian

File: 1478472485629.jpg (47KB, 592x448px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 592x448px

Greyling MediHUD when?

SINGU-CHAN VS SHARD-CHAN
WHO WINS?

If you don't main assistant and sec then you aren't a spessman.

>>166598191
>Implying he is wrong
Get fucked Riefag

File: images (4).jpg (5KB, 208x156px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 208x156px

>>166598191
I apologize for nothing.

>>166598252
The AME ate the singulo last time

So AME > Singulo > Shard

>>166598191
>liking the non-person
>even considering joke option misato
Asuka or bust

xth for birbs.

File: 5ec94d6300b78b2f991e690ac4201a23.jpg (198KB, 800x649px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 800x649px

I want to headpat a chicken.

>>166598275
>can't even spell her name right
classic asukafag
I waifed misato anyway

>>166598191
>probe is a weeb
Heartbreaking. Is MrPain the only respectable admin? Everyone else is a weeb and/or a furry.

File: 1472655021910.gif (72KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 650x450px

>HoP gives me all access for asking nicely
>I go to Sec just to fuck around and steal the figurine in the bathroom
>get fucked by flashers
>lay in Sec and verbally shitpost for a while
>they drag me to the armory and implant me
>"alright Clown we have decided to make you Captain"

File: 1472068354487.jpg (33KB, 500x354px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 500x354px

>>166598191
But Asuka is the patrician's taste

Xth for adding a Bully job.

File: 1421648871113.png (20KB, 249x200px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 249x200px

>Clown Captain was actually a decent captain
>everyone running around with all-access
>corgis every-fucking-where
>singuloosey goosey
>bombs going off
>one breaks my foot and causes internal hemorraging
>get dragged to Medbay by Warden, CMO does surgery
>as soon as he finishes, singu-chan breaks in and eats me
I really don't know how to feel about that round.
HONK.

>>166598425
That's Captain.

>>166598383
Don't tell anyone but I've never watched evangelion

/a/ is to casual for what I watch

So who blew up R&D with grenade?
Also thanks for having my back on the shuttle robo bro

>Get tator CMO
>Don't really know what to do, was thinking of mutagening the chefs food and making some grenades
>Medbay turns into the wildride so fucking fast that I am completely pre-occupied in healing people
>Some fuck sabotages cryo that was easily fixed
>AI is being gangbanged by laws
>HoP shows up and asks me for my hypospray
>Wants to make a trade
>Pretty fucking obvious the lad has that shit as an objective
>I don't give a shit and give it to him and he gives me an e-gun
>Says he has to protect me because of some insane assistants
>Get the bomber bundle
>Bomb cargo so my target gets fucked
>Bomb escape when there are 8+ people there
>Walk onto shuttle and emag it
>Get stuck in a bunch of corgi puppies
>HoP and I ride into the sunset

Shit just got too wild too fast so I didn't have time to do anything interesting.

>>166598469
Who cares about that garbage anyway?
It's just a shitty old meme to talk about it.

File: 1485316500028.jpg (570KB, 712x820px) Image search: [Google]

570KB, 712x820px

spezz

>>166598518
It was topical because he started playing le tumble song
Unfortunately he didn't account for them launching the shuttle early

File: 1467778181444.png (320KB, 768x580px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 768x580px

>go to make AI sat
>get crate full of tools and supplies
>LOOSE
>run around in space
>SHARD DELAMINATION
>run to SME
>try to get shard out
>SINGULO OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE ASSASSINATES ME
>FUCKS OFF LEAVING SHARD ALONE
>BORG TAKES ALL CREDIT
FUCKING MEMEULARITY

>easy obj, steal caps stamp
>order a bundle, figure i'll have fun until shuttle gets called and go steal it
>going to slow
>loose singulo
>almost gib myself

wew

>>166598567
Fucking tumblr

>>166598583
>back of the computer still says teens
someone fixe this

>>166598252
Thermoelec-chan is the original and best!

File: 1417928738740.gif (132KB, 775x871px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 775x871px

>>166598518
beats me

File: 1440850131156.png (190KB, 1344x524px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 1344x524px

>>166598831

File: 1475971950526.jpg (42KB, 315x367px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 315x367px

>>166598901

File: 1482883947337.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

We need more /vg/ art

We should get rid of dizor already

>>166599630
he never finished my fat art

>>166599630
we should get rid of (you) instead.

>>166598901
>genetics
https://youtu.be/ZYpwrYE0qZM?t=4m31s

>>166599630
I wouldn't miss them

>>166600029
wow rude no wonder you didn't get the GET

File: MEDBAYS WILD RIDE.png (565KB, 856x860px) Image search: [Google]

565KB, 856x860px

Post screenshots

>>166600198
but who did?

>>16660000

>>166600198
Then who did?

File: 1459450453124.webm (2MB, 888x500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 888x500px

Esword functioning as a jetpack when?

File: SPIRIT BREAKERS WILD RIDE.png (115KB, 617x595px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 617x595px

>>166600398

File: xenovix.png (238KB, 547x361px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 547x361px

>>166599630

File: 1407241781869.jpg (203KB, 680x497px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 680x497px

>>166600436

File: 1418500126620.gif (31KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 300x300px

>>166600725

File: 1424478059869.gif (637KB, 611x747px) Image search: [Google]

637KB, 611x747px

>>166600798

>shoot paper target at the range
>bullet hole appears exactly where you clicked
>shoot literally anything else in the game including people
>no bullet holes or wounds
explain

>>166600436
try again
>>166600000

>>166601561
All those arms and it still can't grab things.

>>166600565
I remember that. I'm dead in that Medbay.

File: 03 - gxYivF8.jpg (296KB, 1181x837px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 1181x837px

Question
Which hairstyle looks the closest to the one in this image?
If there's none that look close enough, who can I give favours to to sprite it?

Who here killed some sillycons?

JC

>>166602986
A

File: 1458632842807.jpg (23KB, 240x260px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 240x260px

A bomb?

>>166603038
BOM

>>166602981
here

only cool kids belong in this club

File: 15181276_192857331118998_6163302967738738123_n.jpg (31KB, 480x401px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 480x401px

>roundstart janiborg
>it's malf AI

Really gets me lubed up

>>166603101
haha oh god that was me

File: 1467951076912.jpg (48KB, 428x413px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 428x413px

>>166603101

>>166603101
Thank you Warden, and I'm sorry I couldn't fucking do anything about the malf even though you gave a fucking ram and ion.

File: 1484014072839.png (1MB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x960px

>Want to become a super robot Captain
>Get forceborged by malf AI halfway through augmentation surgery

The irony is not lost to me.

File: 124.gif (2MB, 286x186px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 286x186px

>>166603195
>Roundstart admin
>hit triumvirate
>its malf

File: 1420881974183.jpg (56KB, 317x312px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 317x312px

>>166603382
Are you saying... you didn't ask for this?

I start shaking uncontrollably every time I think about and start playing this game. What the fuck is this? Do I have PTSD or something?

File: 983.jpg (91KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1280x800px

>>166603558

File: escapekoreans.png (233KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 600x400px

>>166598758
I still have the project file, give me a minute and I'll fix it

>>166603946
People usually get a little shaky when they get antag and know the spotlights on them.

>>166604041
I know, but this happens to me every time I open up the game

I'm starting to think that this game has done something to me from all the hours that I've spent as antag/validhunting. Like I get an adrenaline rush just from opening the thing up.

It's so fucking weird.

Post songs you want in the jukebox.

File: reactSpace.png (319KB, 768x580px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 768x580px

>>166598758

>>166604379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XYZU5CWEt0

>>166604448
:ok:

File: reactAutist.png (318KB, 768x580px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 768x580px

>>166598758
>>166604448
Alt

>>166604217
That is weird but we are all weird.

honk honk
where da waifus at?

File: in Clouds of pAcid.png (448KB, 1015x618px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 1015x618px

>>166601693
No need to

>>166604950
kill yourself lmfao

File: IMG_20170125_192354~01.jpg (263KB, 821x1270px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 821x1270px

>>166599630
Here's a custom (you)

>>166598191
wtf i hate probe now

>>166605209
>butt are you willing to butt the butt
10/10

>>166603946
ss13 can be like dayz in intensity

>>166605209
Trench coats with displayable insides to show off merchandise or flash people when?

>>166606067
So hours of nothing to be killed by some bullshit and start over worse off than you were for a long time?

>>166604448
>>166604658
>not the NT logo
shamfru

>>166606161
Because the back of the laptop says "Teens React".
The NT logo is already clearly in the photo you fucking triple faggot

>>166606145
it varies between mind numbing boredom and intensity

>>166598191
wtf i love probe now

>>166607109
Fuck off Probe

>>166598191
If you waifu any of the Eva girls you're a fucking mistake
Asuka is a fucking bitch of a human being
Rei is a personality-less submissive robot
Misato is a drunken slob

>>166607165
wtf i hate probe now

File: 14457394_1103107129742765_5244166197889021033_n.jpg (30KB, 474x635px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 474x635px

>>166607475
Asuka is like literally every girl who's ever dated me so it works senpai it works

>>166607662
>dating girls

lol? You'll never get the same intellectually stimulating conversations with a w*man like you would with a cute boy

File: 8e65176ba87dcbdf3d8389767958f3d3eb22b396.gif (867KB, 190x192px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 190x192px

>>166600398

>>166607907
That's fucking obvious, but pussy doe

>>166607662
>two R keys
>two A keys
>two E keys
>two L keys

What a shitty keyboard.

>>166606138
I want this so badly

just starting to get into ss13, does everyone here play on the /tg/ server or the only ones like paradise?

>>166608275
We play on the /vg/ server, because TG is shit.

>>166608275
mostly everyone here plays on /vg/ server because, well, this is /vg/

>>166608330
>>166608382
I was supposed to say /vg/ but i'm retarded

>>166608275
Yes, I too enjoy fantasizing about being bread. Each time I go to the store I look longingly at the bags of bread on the shelves, wishing I could take their place. At night I dream of being lovingly kneaded by a strong set of hands and then baked at 400 degrees for 45 minutes. When I masturbate all it takes is the thought of being toasted and buttered to bring me to a thunderous climax. I once was thrown out of a Walmart for covering myself in peanut butter and jelly to try and live my fantasies. Being bread is the only thing in my life that I truly desire with every fiber of my being.

>>166608803
h-hot

File: 1468966571690.jpg (914KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

914KB, 1600x900px

>captain wants to nuke the station
>pull the ol' switcheroo on him
RUSED

>>166608914
c-cross

File: 1459869009544.png (13KB, 428x346px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 428x346px

>>166599516

File: 1483590431787.png (42KB, 348x302px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 348x302px

>mfw after every round of Meta, everyone votes Box or Deff

>>166608460
then you will fit in well here

I literally logged on latejoin this round and thought that I accidentally joined TG.

File: scrnshot14.png (142KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 480x480px

It is the right of every clown to have his own comfy house.

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Holoparasite
Holoparasites when?

>ling shoots me
>chloral and leave him in the radstorm
>I didn't call out for help and the doc who tried to revive me was new and/or shit and didn't know to feed me pills so the ling just revives and takes my body

>>166608460
>>166608275
yes, nearly all of us here play on /vg/ regularly. after all its the /vg/ thread and the servers for the thread. there's some gap between the two but (unlike tg) we're rooted in 4chan.

paradise is generally treated with contempt because
1. its the default reddit server
2. its absolutely fucking full of furries at every level from staff to coders to players

there are other servers like Colonial Marines that people play a few rounds on now and then. ones that do something very specific very well (like the aforementioned CM doing xenos vs humans gameplay).

File: resisted laughter.gif (3MB, 286x258px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 286x258px

>4 changelings
>3 genomes absorbed total
>most genomes absorbed by one person is one genome
The armblade chimpout was good though

>the captain didn't accept my bodyguard services
>he gets bullied but if he just paid me 100 credits I could have stopped it

serves him right.

>>166609423
Is this a jaja's kooky adventure reference?

File: CLUSTER HATH FORSAKEN US.png (19KB, 727x438px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 727x438px

>>166609378
TURN ON THE FUCKING BUNKER BEFORE ITS TO LATE!

>>166609423
>>/2016/

>>166609459
How much damage did the blunderbuss do?

On the test server vs only a jump suit it was an instacrit with 30u, but you didnt seem that hurt.

>>166608275
we all play on VORE

table climbing when?

File: 1478289515534.gif (800KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 500x500px

>>166609419

>>166609423
>borers crawling out of my orifices pumping me full of drugs
>pAI aiming bullets for me
>Holoparasites forming, healing me, rezzing me, killing people for me
>Attack dinora springs out of my bag with a stun baton

WHEN

File: TXjbYLp.png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

>>166609536
theres like 40 players on what do you expect the bunker to do for you

>>166609562

it put me into red and then I bled out

Paid security bro, thanks for a cool round, at the last minutes i lost you and i accidentaly cutted a guy to death, and stalker bro, thanks for the saw

remove plasma generating from artifacts when?
that shit is getting old

File: exploring.png (187KB, 933x736px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 933x736px

>tfw doing some space exploring win Rin
Actually never seen this ship before, super fancy.
Did medical ever get the organ maker we threw into the teleporter? Also did anyone get the space bear?

>>166609536
Im serious.. I didnt recognize anyone, not even the admins. I had to PM a badmin i knew because i thought I had been panicbunkered. People were speaking like reddit (using dis instead of this) and the fucking CMO announced a :^) over comms. There was an HOS named bruce the brutal, and all of sec was a complete horse assed high paced shitshow. I was truly fucking confused

>>166609794
Yeah I'm confused as well

I literally just took a break for one or two months and I come back and some guy seems like he's from hippie or something and he says lol ingame

>>166609794
>>166609881
>doesnt ahelp it
>complains in the thread afterwards
this is the server you deserve.

>>166609779
It was pretty comfy, i was hoping to get some guns to shoot people with, but we had pretty crappy luck, oh well, i had fun with you

>>166609947
I did ahelp, and the conversation i had was quite comical.

File: 8fa3aa3727502aa366b00f5eefcf940e.jpg (325KB, 1200x823px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1200x823px

>>166609794
>>166609642
hippie is shutting down and as a result their shitters are escaping to new places. If there was ever any time for the bunker it would be now

>>166609993
post convo

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
HIPPIE REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

File: 41c.jpg (133KB, 444x453px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 444x453px

>nymph fags infinitely respawning and being complete and utter unhinged shits.

>>166610025
they're changing hosts, not shutting down

>>166610093
Did you see what happend with syria and refugees?
I don't want sand space niggers fucking up our station.

>>166609536
bunker is actually on now

>>166610149
Sounds like you should have burned botany down.

File: 1456105953807.jpg (141KB, 534x820px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 534x820px

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
HIPPIE FAGS NOT WELCOME HERE

HEY HEY
HO HO
HIPPIEPHOBIA HAS GOT TO GO

WHAT DO WE WANT?
>HIPPIE GONE!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
>NOW!

ALERTA ALERTA ANTIVEEGEEISTA

File: 1451954309102.jpg (43KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 680x680px

ONE TWO THREE FOUR
HIPPIE FAGS MARCH OUT THE DOOR

>>166609794
Were the admins Kavlax and Cpt_Wad?

FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
IT'S TIME TO SAY NO TO HATE

File: 1485312681395.png (466KB, 852x476px) Image search: [Google]

466KB, 852x476px

HIPPIE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

File: 1458424127677.jpg (13KB, 384x288px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 384x288px

/VG/ STATION'S UNDER ATTACK
TAKE A STAND AND FORCE THEM BACK

>>166610043
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): what the fuck server is this even?
Diethyl/(Diethyl)->Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): Who the fuck are you?
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): this is VG right? im not on dust?
Diethyl/(Diethyl)->Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): Yeah, this is /vg/station
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem)->Diethyl/(Diethyl): everyone is speaking fucking reddit
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem)->Diethyl/(Diethyl): bullshit this totally isnt VG. CMO posted a :^) and theres an HOS named Bruce the brutal
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem)->Diethyl/(Diethyl): dont you meme me
Diethyl/(Diethyl)->Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): What are you on familia
Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem)->Diethyl/(Diethyl): i dont fucking know but i want to die
Diethyl/(Diethyl)->Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem): same

File: %22%22%22%22%22%22%22VG%22%22%22%22%22%22%22station.png (158KB, 1060x307px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 1060x307px

>>166609794
>>166609993
Back to TGstation you go

>>166610721
no i recognize both those names just fine. Relatively speaking im new compared to most the playerbase, about 6 months old now or something. but still. I was genuinely confused

>>166610974
>>166611035
Both the admins have been around longer than you :^)

>>166611192
I know that now memegod
c
>>166611087

Speaking of burning botany, where's the best place to get a plasma tank for the flamethrower? Do I just have to graytide into Engineering?

Guys is the test server always laggy as fuck is it just me? I cant even load in.

File: 15032796_211818539245246_8292427451224502260_n.jpg (11KB, 235x211px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 235x211px

>>166611035
>he doesn't know about 2alcohols
>our token furry admin since 2015

why has medbay been such shit lately? where did all the good doctors go?

>>166612193
Ask engineering for one and if they want a reason, say you are getting one for a plasma man.

>>166597901
>Rounds all lasting less than an hour
>Ultra Shitcurity
>People asking for Holoparasites in game
>"THIS GUY HAS A SPRAY BOTTLE HES A FUCKING ANTAG LMAO"

Why is it all going to shit?

File: 1485174247018.png (31KB, 250x175px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 250x175px

>supermatter cascade meme ending to an already eventful traitorchan round at fucking 12:30

DEADMIN
WHEN

>station blows up just as I'm about to kill three people

that was a sad round for murderbone.

File: 1481418990323366448.gif (177KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 400x400px

>be xenoarch
>find a supermatter shard
>trust CE to make a good use of it
>he ends the world with it by fucking up the cooling loop
>5 minutes until world collapses, portal that can save the last people on earth is in some shitty room in research station
>we break through rwalls to the portal
>the hitbox on portal doesnt hit us anyway, we tunneled a room too early
>the world collapses

>engineer tator
>scientist finds a supermatter crystal in 10 minutes
>me and the CE set it up
>it starts delaminating
>I shoot him in the back to stop him from tampering from the universe's demise
Round ends prematurely due to admins

IM SORRY NICK IT HAD TO BE DONE

>>166613771
SHIT

YOU

ARE

SHIT

>>166613771
ET-TU? ENGINEERING BRO?

>ahelp how to jump into the bluespace rift
>"headfirst with gusto"
>"with your legs"

t-thanks, but at least i figured I just needed to be like, underneath it.

>>166613694
It wasn't us

File: 1485031970769.png (134KB, 268x397px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 268x397px

>that fucking great escape with Ziigzuu
>he ends up dying from blood loss right before the universe ends
You did me and NT a heroic service, I salute you.
I mean it doesn't matter because NT, much like the universe, isn't a thing any more.

Also,
>it's a "admins end the fucking universe because the reality rift won't let us in even though we're INSIDE it" episode

>Spawn in as clown.
>Ship explodes
Not a good prank guys.

You would think NT would give more of a shit if a literal universe ending dorito was discovered in a backwater facility

File: eace038eb97a43d9926961206b616427.jpg (54KB, 640x651px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 640x651px

>hardcore mode
>have chef on medium
>get syndichef
>meme around until I can unfold things slightly
>already completed objective
>SUPERMATTER SHARD DELAMINATES
>just give up
what a waste! Sad!

>>166613932
The round ends in about 5 minutes after a bluespace cascade. Admins didn't kill it prematurely.

>>166613771
>Nick "I make meme engines designed to fail" Weller
Shit engineer, never trust anything he tells you.

>>166613771
Why does nick always get backstabbed by tators? That's fuckin hilarious.

File: 3r4rtey45.png (2KB, 525x27px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 525x27px

dumping my ss13 screencaps
enjoy faggots

File: 0-32987364538932.png (33KB, 446x411px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 446x411px

>>166615129

File: cozy.png (71KB, 588x367px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 588x367px

>>166615273

>>166614897
Pretty hard to see past himself since he tries to ERP with anyone who gives him time of day

Tfw you get bored of lasering everyone to death on your static so you switch names and murderbone

File: hah.png (27KB, 391x253px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 391x253px

>>166615413

NEW
CULT
WHEN?

File: mr honks wild ride.png (44KB, 347x317px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 347x317px

>>166615671

>>166615413
I'm pretty sure that I'm the pirate hat mommi in that. What date was that taken?

File: image4.png (162KB, 429x187px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 429x187px

>>166598545
spess

File: magicnymph.png (28KB, 512x298px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 512x298px

>>166615897
august 20, 2016, why

File: marinenymph.png (117KB, 402x201px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 402x201px

>>166616849

File: RIP AND TEAR.png (75KB, 512x576px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 512x576px

>>166616960

File: 213-566756534.png (11KB, 368x182px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 368x182px

>>166617131
that's all for now

>>166616849
Autism reasons.

>>166597901
>Be miner
>Keep all my materials
>Never give them to science.
>Enjoy comfy times on the roid

>>166617627
GuraKing256

why are you posting with my name?

Getting rid of the fucking name jesus christ.

>>166617131
this picture makes me miss oldlights

File: 1436543152605.jpg (27KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 400x400px

>some assistant comes in as a Sec Cadet
>I offer to help him learn the trade
>he's pretty amiable and takes to it well
>about to have him shadow my patrol when suddenly cap and RD run in screaming about revs
>CE screams over the radio then doesn't respond
>the cadet and I go to Medbay to watch over the HoP and CE being cloned
>warden screams for help in the Armory
>get there with the captain, perp is already down
>my cadet screams over comms that Antonio took the HoP into Viro
>he lubes the entrance, have the borg go in to detain him
>he fucking spaced the HoP before we could get to him
>shuttle arrives, I rush toward it with Antonio in cuffs
>the shuttle launches early, leaving my cadet behind
>'REVS WIN!'
>mfw

File: 1357605310744.jpg (53KB, 500x369px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x369px

>>166617627
>>166617762
more like GUROking420

>>166617893
I thought of lube on the spot, since there was the doctor and you watching over the body. I just rushed in and giggled hysterically because of the slips.

>>166617893
Cadet here, I was no match for antonio's yakety powers.

Thanks for being patient and helpful, though. I was helping some guys up in medical when the shuttle launch got shortened, thought i had time to save more folks.

>>166617893
there was a platform right outside of viro that was catching all the bodies. Its how i found nick when he got murdered.

>>166617893
rd here, thanks for being good security boys

>>166618136
use flashbangs against yakkety saxxers and save your ammo for people with guns, or people who will run at you with reckless abandon.

If you know someone's lubing shit, don't even bother chasing them unless you have a secway/janicart/wheelchair by the way. They'll just kill you. Lube is not to be fucked with and you're at a serious disadvantage against anyone using it. If possible try to lock them down and call for backup, funny thing about lubing yourself into viro is that you're stuck there if you don't have eva gear.

File: In this moment I am euphoric.jpg (347KB, 1435x817px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1435x817px

>>166600398

>>166618428
Yeah I didn't even chase him, I followed along a different line of tiles to the virology entrance, where I saw that the doc who was fixing up the HoP had fallen from lube, then I radio'd for backup while watching the door.

There was no time or room to do anything against him before he had grabbed the HoP body and ran off, but even if there was I only had pepper spray and a flash on me, being a cadet and not actual security.

>>166618597
you did good

it sounds like you've already got a good grasp on being an officer. Looking forward to playing with you in security

File: 1484978959547.png (60KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 350x350px

>>166618597
>>166618692
I also look forward to seeing you in a proper uniform, cadet.
t. your mentor

>>166617627
>>166617762
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>166618884
why do you need a name on an anonymous gookboard?

File: quentinplz.png (122KB, 1000x835px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1000x835px

>>166619151

>>166619251
bias as fuck

Im new to the game
How do I git gud?

>>166619518
>being this new unironically

>>166619595
What can I say? I like to point out obvious things and act like nobody knows them, or say something stupid by accident and pretend nobody else knows better.

>>166619574
play for long enough and eventually you become a precognitive with plot/ban armor

>>166619574
What >>166619764 means is that eventually you become able to powergame and metagame because antags and threats use roughly the same tactics every time. You'll learn not to get within a tile of that guy in the hardsuit you're alone with in maint, how to completely lock down an area, how to slip out of any attempt to grab you, and how to never get hit by any tasers.

>>166619574
Die a lot.

the serb is dead.

Man, everyone I interacted with that round was the worst of their group, from the antags to the crew.

>>166620010
yeah and you'll also learn how to appease nerds like this guy who'll get grossly offended by whatever you might happen to be doing

>>166620369
It really has gone down in quality the past few days

File: 1473538336066.png (213KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 600x400px

>>166620698
Why so angry? Nothing I said was wrong.

>HoS
>get scrying orb from Wizard
>use it to track the other Wizards

>>166620725
Man, that round was not fun to AI for.
But a lot of newsworthy stuff in a short amount of time.

>>166620746
meant to quote
>>166620601

>>166620725
One of these days I'm gonna hit your News Station with a D-Notice

>>166620892
I figured eventually I would post something worth censoring, but it has never happened.

File: 1485398758329.png (154KB, 374x321px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 374x321px

>>166620796
r u sure??

File: cheeky.png (12KB, 399x432px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 399x432px

>>166617230
Contributing

File: halloweeny.png (478KB, 958x1000px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 958x1000px

>>166621026

File: comfyghettoatmos.png (185KB, 561x375px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 561x375px

What's some fun ghetto atmos stuff I can do besides burn chambers?

>>166597901
Are Plasma floors toxic?

Some detective started sperging out about them. But I wasnt taking any damage, nor was any one around me. I thought only uranium was a problem.

File: 118957544159.png (384KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 1920x1080px

>>166621026

>>166620850

you did a fine job, anon

That was a fun read

File: 1469663002071.jpg (54KB, 500x455px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x455px

>>166620725
>tfw hit both articles with my both fun artifacts

being xenoarch is fun

>>166621113
No-burn pressure chambers. Put in a monkeyman and see if you can blow his limbs off with pressure.

File: survivorrounds.png (101KB, 375x433px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 375x433px

>>166621093

File: Capture.png (36KB, 875x382px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 875x382px

not that I had any plans on playing them, but what's up with the cap, hop, and hos roles?
locked down for shittery?
(I haven't played in a while)

>>166621250
you got that shit out super fast

>>166621382
Human only.

>>166621418
pure luck really, pure luck also that i got fun ones instead of "LOL FLOOD PLASMA WHILE OXYGEN IS IN ATMOSPHERE"

>>166621428
oh, that kinda sucks
at least I could still play CMO

>>166621382
Vox are pox

>>166621473
He also doesn't have Trader, moron.

File: ragest of cages.png (113KB, 509x514px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 509x514px

>>166621269

File: 1472513178424.gif (298KB, 379x329px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 379x329px

>>166621473
not a vox, my friend

>>166621523
Trees are pox?

Skeletons are pox? I dunno man.

File: 1470615718473.jpg (504KB, 1200x1789px) Image search: [Google]

504KB, 1200x1789px

>Be HoP
>HOP GIMME ALL-ACCESS
>No
>WOW WHAT A DICK YOU HATE FUN STICK UP YOUR ASS PIECE OF SHIT
It's only tolerable when the clown does it.

What are the most fucked job/race combos?
Atmos tech diona?
Skeleton security?

File: tumblr_n1750h9wra1qd5mq1o1_1280.jpg (54KB, 560x560px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 560x560px

Are HoS/HoP superior to the RD/CE/CMO on the Command pyramid, or are all heads equal and inferior only to the captain and a majority of other heads?

If the former, is the HoP superior to the HoS if they're at an impasse? Vice versa? If both want to be acting captain, who wins?

>>166621991
nonhuman security with silicons present

>>166620892
>censoring people's newsfeeds

literal hitler

>>166622045
Heads are equal, but in the event the captain dies or is removed from power, captaincy would go to the HoP before others, mostly due to the lack of other responsibilities.

>>166622089
As someone who writes newsfeeds, I am actually super excited about getting censored one day, since that means I posted the REAL SHIT

>>166621136
plasma structures when hit witha a welder causes plasma to spew everywhere and ignite

File: PPP.png (183KB, 952x951px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 952x951px

>>166621026
Quick everyone post pics of comfy satellite parties

>>166622190
chain of command

1. Cap
2. Hop
3. Hos (above HOP during code red)
4. RD/CMO
5. CE
6. CMO
7. Warden
8. Any security officer
9. Whoever nabbed the spare
10. (Everyone not otherwise listed goes here).
11. IAA
12. Traders

File: Orbital Comfy XVII.png (99KB, 1122x997px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1122x997px

>>166622984

>>166621113
borers

>>166623076
In effect though, once the Captain is gone, it's usually

>Captain
>Head
>Whoever's got the most balls/will to care/is allowed to because no one cares

t. Once Janicap

File: 1485131500430.png (818KB, 817x1200px) Image search: [Google]

818KB, 817x1200px

>>166597901
>why has medbay been such shit lately?
Refugees. Let's send them back.

>>166623652
We need to get rid of hippie and tg, but how?

Anyone have any guides for lifeweb?

Only found one metasheet, looking for any others.

File: killme.png (598KB, 920x803px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 920x803px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

>>166624027
Sure would be nice if that map worked properly

File: PIZZA PARTY.png (89KB, 794x710px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 794x710px

>>166622984

>>166609423
>Explosive
High damage resist and medium power attack that may explosively teleport targets. Can turn any object, including objects too large to pick up, into a bomb, dealing explosive damage to the next person to touch it. The object will return to normal after the trap is triggered or after a delay.

Yes

File: Prefix Facility III 2014-12-23 030306.png (49KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 480x480px

>>166624408
Reminds me of this

>>166624408
me overdosing in the cake hat

>>166624408
>Guy on a gurney with a horsemask on
My sides

Is there an atmosphere suit for vox?

>>166622045
Each head is the king of their castle. In the event of no/dead captain it passes down HoP>HoS>RD=CE=CMO decide amongst themselves.

Ultimately, superiority is determined by who most exhibits the power to rule over the weak though so if you act like a twat don't be surprised if it turns into a mutiny ending with your decapitation and fuel tanking followed by you getting banned for banbaiting when you ahelp the shitstorm you ignited.

>>166625503
Eng and CE only I think. The dmi sheet's in a retarded spot so just host a local and look at it cause i'm not digging it up

>>166623713
The bunker is built. We just need to enable it.

>>166598430
Everyone having all access is kind of nice as long as you don't care about all the autists with ptsd you'll trigger. With everyone able to arm themselves to the teeth basically 2/3 of the station becomes "security" because of all the metagaming salt about previous games where they got 'boned. There aren't really any robust players that aren't permabanned so even if the 3rd and 4th validhunter die the 5th or 6th etc. will finish the job

>>166598494
>Abuse your position to take advantage or or fabricate situations where nobody will defend the victim as you amputate their hands and feet for "shitlery", "greytiding", "making lube/chloral", "attempting to shove and cuff", etc
>Locker 12+ tajaran bodies and put people you operate on into them then disposal them with enough mercury and imped to make them head on potato retarded
>Bag a bunch of borg chassis and borg people you operate on
>All disability+monkey template clones in the genetics scanner
>Upload fun laws that give the AI nonlethal objectives to work towards or just upload command+securimov to enable the Red Tide of Terror
>Help security by being ready to swipe red with the hop/cap/hos as soon as there's confirmed hostile activity
>Put lube smoke in the medbots
>Feed patients a chloral-stox pill followed by a box of 7 50u stox pills. Buckle them to the bed in the waiting room. construct additional beds and grab sheets from lockers as needed
>Make cryo turn people retarded and helpless
>Master the power of lube+creatine+insta-husk pills to great hilarity
>Incite your dept to rally around you into seceding from the station, fortifying your borders, and recruiting shitters to operate a checkpoint to hand out paper badges that validate payment for services
>Horrify autists by wielding your dept funds to put out tons of supply requests with rewards to as many jobs as you can frequently during the shift via pda messages so people actually hear you
>Sabotage comms so you can straight up fuck with people
Etc

>>166625503
I think there is one for them that's white, blue, and yellow. I could have sworn I've seem it.

File: Glock45small.png (4MB, 1800x1160px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1800x1160px

If I spawn in free .45s for everyone on the station do you guys think it'll go over good or bad?

>>166626769
I'll be fine

>>166626769
arming everyone is fine unless it's cult/rev

the only people who get mad are paranoid security players. I remember last time I tried to arm the crew as cap, the HoS suckershotted and perma'd me. It's usually totally fine though.

>>166627041
I get very nervous about arming the crew as a silicon.
Like, oh no, all the babies have guns, and I have to keep them from shooting each other.

File: 1467160268845.jpg (122KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1920x1080px

>>166627041
I don't mean arming them as Cap/Sci/HoS, I mean admin spawning in a solid pile of 40 some odd Glocks and letting everyone take one.

>>166627140
If it's a good bus then yes
Don't be lazy with it though. Spawn a glock on every floor tile in existence.

>>166610025
It wouldn't even do much because the majority of the notorious turbo shitters already server hop when they die or when they didn't get antag.

>>166610149
Ahelp it then. Diona is a privilege not a right. Don't let them ruin it for all of us. It's the easiest way to get spaced people back into the round with functional hands

>>166612193
Like the other guy said, just ask eng. We rarely use all 40 of our tanks and honestly, more greytiders with weapons keeps us safer from murderboners so

>>166613645
There hasn't been pushback against low rp, deathmatching, grand powergaming and other troubles so what newfriends feel is acceptable from what they see continues to degenerate as they take it one step further into degeneracy generation after generation.

>>166614897
Because he doesn't let space tell him what to do. As a man who dared to dream, the universe must shit on him to balance the scales.

>>166621113
Fuel grenades
Fuel smoke grenades
Flamethrowers
Firebombs
Gas bombs
Canister bombs
One-tank bombs
Temperature regulation banks of T3 heater/freezer
Valve in to a space chiller in case distro's superheated
Valve in to a burn chamber with H/E to warm a superchilled distro
Emergency dump valves
Add filter banks to clear distro of impurities. Remember they shut down if distro is at or above 4,500 kpa so you may need to layer manifold vol pumps to avoid stickage
Gas heaters
Gas chillers
Refill stations
Make a siphon loop to drain distro into canisters to superpressurize them for canisters capable of repressurizing an entire dept or primary hall by themselves
Secure and hook in additional gas miners and valve them for more gas in a crisis
Fabricate RPD's, RCD's, matter chips, and stock tons of metal, glass, goggles, extinguishers, tools, and relocate air condi's in aux tool while distributing construction/repair rediness classes
Run actual engineering classes
Make heads that want one a fireplace
Give the totally not-malf a super pressurized fuelmix canister(s)

File: 1476328764625.png (1MB, 638x722px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 638x722px

>pain has the bunker up accidentally and finds out and takes it down again

>>166627140
People are going to shoot each other over petty shit because that' what shitters do
People are going to get asshurt over it
Then you're going to have to handle ahelps and probably deadmin requests
The thread and ooc will blow up with stupid drama and asshurt

It's more trouble than it's worth to do nice things for the server.

>>166627747
Shitters already cross-server constantly. It's useless.

unban plapatin

Can we talk about no-fruit and no-fruit pie for a second?
Do people actually have a problem with it, or is this just coder memes? Why is no-fruit pie getting nerfed, it dindu nuffin.

>Colonial Marines removed cloning recently
>Updated just now that removed ability for MedHUDS to see infections, only way to see them is to stick someone in an advanced scanner

it's like they WANT to kill the server.

>>166597901
>>166627914
It's pure coder memes probably from butthurt traders that only think about themselves instead of the people who straight up can't get the product because of no traders or trader tiders

No-fruits and no-fruit pies now have mouse_opacity set to 2 while cycling, making every cycle have exactly the same clickable area. No more hunting specific pixels.

Each no-fruit and no-fruit pie has its own randomly shuffled result list, through which it cycles uniformly. You can still predict a fruit's change, but you need to learn that specific fruit's cycle to do so.

No-fruit and its pie currently has two ways to powergame it for specific growns / foods:

Because it cycles through the list of available growns / foods in the same order every time, you can just time your hits to make it much likelier that you get the grown / food you're looking for
Because the growns / foods all come with different shapes and offsets, it's easy to find a pixel that will only hit your particular grown / fruit and just keep spam clicking it

Together these two factors make it so that it's more worthwhile for vox traders / NT botanists to try to get each others' wares through no-fruit than through actual departmental interactions

This fixes the above issue by making the pick-leaf verb cycle (randomly) through growns/foods for a second and then land on one without any player input.

Tested no-fruit and no-fruit pie in game. Only bug I could find is that if you have an empty hand selected while picking the no-fruit in your other hand, it "jumps" to your empty hand on landing, but this doesn't seem to matter and other combinations of empty/full hands don't have any buggy behaviour.

>>166627914
Coders nerf things just for the sake of it. If you disagree on the github you get told that you only dislike it because you hate change

>>166627914
coders are literally anti fun and anti-vox
they are trying to drive no-fruit bird to suicide

>>166628064
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13649
But instead of a legitimate solution, the new solution is just to remove fun.
Nobody was pushing for this but now it's a big thing and 'major issue'

>>166627914
>>166597901
Make your voice heard. Use a new e-mail and a different name if you're chickenshit. A server poll can settle it once and for all if they insist on being faggots. If you ahelp probe while he's on he can throw one up lickity split. Don't let these fucking faggots ruin your rounds when they don't play or straight up don't care that it fucks you when there's nobody or the trader's aren't interested in the hot coder meme "departmental interactions" they use as a dishonest smoke screen for fuck you it's all about ME!ME!ME!

Fixes no-fruit powergaming #13606
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13606

Also Fixes No-Fruit Powergaming #13613
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13613

File: 7.jpg (74KB, 600x405px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 600x405px

>>166628191
don't really see how a server poll is going to have any luck since most people will automatically go 'hm okay coders balancing stuff sounds good'
very few people have any clue what the fuck's going on here, even fewer have a legitimate stake in it (i.e. play xenobotany, the nichest job in existence)

i think the bakery is over, despotate got his teeth sunk into this retarded idea, tasted blood, and now yet another option for fun times is gonna be gone

>>166628428
You can make revert pr's though or just sneak in an even better plant. Or just give botany and traders a chem disp roundstart so they can actually get places before antags shit everything up

>>166628497
I meeeaaan, making a chem dispenser as trader isn't that hard. Autolathe first, then solder a chem dispenser board, then build it with parts from the autolathe. Starts with 0 power though.

>>166628428
Server polls worked for some of the other retarded shit c*d*r's tried to put in. Just make the poll, the coders want to remove powergaming no-fruit that let you reliably pick the fruit you want to foster ""departmental interactions"" by the time an average round is already almost over. An unintended consequence is that when there are no traders or actually trading you're shit out of luck. Should this PR' be merged y/n?

>>166628631
Also nerfs no-fruit pie into the ground for reasons I still can't understand since despotate is flailing around screeching about muh balance without any coherency.
I might ask for a poll.

I have no idea what no-fruit or no-fruit pie is

I'm going to need some greentexts after that round. I need to know what was happening outside my department all that time...

>>166628737
Man I was watching the goddamn station and I have no idea what was happening.

>>166628729
Pro-tip: If the geneticist tries to make you a super soldier but accidentally monkeys you don't eat him seconds later.

>>166628737
I wrote a book and won the slot jackpot.

i am the most boring ling to ever ling but hey i won

sorry to everyone who got bored of
>lingstended
i'm still trying to figure out how to do big bang antag shit

>>166628729
No-fruit is a simple plant that can have its leaf picked, and then it starts cycling very very quickly through the list of all plants. If you whack it, it hits whatever it lands on (but because of lag, it will land on the thing 3-4 plants ahead).
It's flawed because if you do play your cards right you can get all the plants you want, but most people don't see that as a big flaw, beyond making traders and xenobotanists feel a little undermined sometimes. As a trader, I still get plenty of fucking requests for garlic and other vox seeds, so that argument is moot, the interaction still happens.

No-fruit pie is the same deal. It's a no-fruit and ten flour in a microwave, and can have its leaf picked, and goes through every food in the game. It's unreliable as hell, but sometimes you can get fun or rare food if you have frame-perfect timing and a very very good memory of the order of foods.

>>166597901
>>166628729
>>166628869
Alright so there's a seed you can order from cargo. When grown, you can use the nofruit to cycle through all the existing plant harvests. If you know the pixel offset and the grown list you can semi-reliably get what you want. This isn't a big deal because you can also just break into mechanics and make a chem disp flatpack to do the same EXCEPT that it also allows you to get trader only crops. this is important because you don't always have traders and often traders are busy trader tiding or generally being autistic so long that by the time you can buy them the round's about to be over anyway

No-fruit pie is the same but instead of growns, it cycle through foods which once again, is a non-issue because you can have ways to feed the crew forever.

Basically, despotate is being a sperg and making things worse for no good reason.

>>166628869
>>166628932
>It's flawed because if you do play your cards right you can get all the plants you want
>When grown, you can use the nofruit to cycle through all the existing plant harvests
Oh, so it's a bug, mistake, or cheat that renders the entire job pointless. Can't wait for it to be removed.

Okay so real talk.

"YOU ATE MY LEGS" made me laugh for like thirty seconds.