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/palg/ - Paladins General

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NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB42)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?26760

>Datamine (OB42)
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-42-datamining-maeve-new-champion-cards/

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru

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First for literally everyones father
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second for best boy
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third for kikes
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fourth for ignore autism
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fifth for report autism
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Opinion on Pip after the buff?
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>>166572083
xth for incoming shitposting
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>>166572338
Fernando is my amigo.
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>>166572606
is the gun in game yet
it looks neat
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>>166572690
He is everyone's special amigo.
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>>166572606
Still C U T E!
The falloff is more forgiving now, making duels a bit easier, and will do more damage against grouped targets. Other than that, business as usual.
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>>166572843
Yes, and for the low low price of 200 shekels anon! Pay up!
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>>166572843
It is, 200 crystals tho.
It looks nice + special chickens, but discombobulator is still the best.
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Just bought the new Rooster weapon for Pip with my hard earned jewbear crystals. Feels good man.
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Can't play yet, does the PvE have easy and hard modes like Smite?
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Sixth for don't panic and cry when people bring up Overwatch.
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>>166573047
No, enjoy getting rekt by aimbots
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Apparently winning one game in ranked gives you Grandmaster border now.
How do they even make those bugs, holy shit.
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>>166573085
Darn. Thought that was a good compromise given how how hard the Smite one was if you try to do it without a real group.
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Replace pip with a cute anime girl.
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>>166573085
>getting rekt in PvE
Pip ult + Bomb king ult = insta win.
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>>166573170
Finally a reason to play ranked.
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>>166573242
>cute anime girl with multiple cocks
i like it
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>>166573307
>implying the average retard in queue knows to do this
Skye Cassie Viktor Tyra 3 games in a row
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>>166573370
But we already have Ying for futa gangbangs.
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>>166572495

You can't be serious.
>Both edgelords
>Both have skull-like mask, trenchcoat, and wear black
>Both use massive handguns

This was done on purpose, if you couldn't tell. They're designed to attract the Reaper players. He's Reaper, except he plays like a Reaper/Mccree hybrid.

Another reason I'm trying to figure this out is that it either implies Paladins ripped off quite a bit from Overwatch, or it's the other way around which is even more insane as Blizzard would've ripped off a lot of things from a comparatively small company like HiRez knowing they could get away with it via their money juggernaut, which is disgusting and I would stop playing Overwatch and throw money at Paladins.

Oh yes, I actually have money, and I'm not spending it until I figure this out. See my conundrum, anons? I'd love to support Paladins, but this issue is important to anyone with a brain. Some of you, I know, this will not apply to. Happily disregard and continue staring at the wall.
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Ignore.
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>>166573307
I got matched with a guy who played Ruckus and didn't buy a single item.
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reminder to ignore shitposters and report them
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>>166573716
I sure hope he was yelling at you for buying the wrong thing the entire time.
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>>166573170
So that's where all those Grandmaster Skyes came from. Good to know.
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>>166573819
I wish. He was yelling at me because I couldn't heal him properly when he jumped right on the point.
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>>166573815
>>166573639
Reminder that I'm not a shitposter and you're both sperging faggots that the rest of us are laughing at.

Anyway I think I've learned that Paladins was, in beta, a more unique game, but changed to be more like Overwatch over time. Is this accurate?

How many of you still playing Paladins liked the old version better? Do you fault them for making the game more like OW?
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>>166574050
>the rest of us are laughing at.
haha wat
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>>166573924
Feels bad man. I fucking hate healing every Ruckus, cause they always jump straight on the point, get gangbanged and then spam VHS all the time.
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don't reply to shitposters they don't want to debate they want to get free (You)s
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>>166573479
mcree I'll give you, but remind me again where reaper can fly, shoot out long range aoe shots and block attacks coming from a direction?
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>>166574102
Pal, ignore the bait.
Unless you are the samefag just trying to discuss with yourself.
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So, anyone have a good Torvald deck? and has anyone tried using him in ranked?
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>>166574050

If you listen to HiRez's story (which may or may not be true, but there's no evidence to the contrary as far as we know), Paladins, in the early stages was very similar to how Overwatch ended up being (that is, directly taking after TF2's KotH and CP arena-style modes), but when Overwatch was announced, the Paladins dev team decided to shift away from the TF2-style into the weird large-scale map-types of the closed beta. Eventually, due to feedback and general analysis of Overwatch's popularity, they decided to say "fuck it", and went back to the original plan of being similar to TF2 game modes, Overwatch be damned.

Again, how much of this narrative is true can be debated, but I see no overt reason why it isn't plausible.
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Reposting tits and hips.
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>torvald's finger gun taunt

i love it
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>>166574238
Those are unique, but they have enough of the design where it's obvious they're making a Reaper, at least visually. That's why the 13 year old Hot Topic credit card holders pick him, anyway.

>>166574246
All you faggots keep saying this, but all you're doing is showing you don't understand what bait is and are just terrified to have a real conversation.

Come out of the closet, faggots, and just talk. It's not going to hurt you.
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>>166574442
It's what i liked the most from the stream.
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>>166574442
But do you love it enough to buy 127 colossal chest
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I am usually a healslut or tank main, but no way I am playing either of these after the patch. I ain't healing or protecting any faggots that have never played frontline but now are shitting themselves trying to insta-lock Torvald.
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>first game of Torvald (fish market)
>initial tank slapfight
>Makoa hooks me
>can't even get through my shield
>my beam is burning him down too fast
>he's low and attempts to shield
>I just eat his shield up
>he dies

>later
>overtime with enemy Makoa and Drogoz on cart
>firehose both of them off the cart and off the stage
>Makoa sinks like a stone and Drogoz is desperately trying to glide back
>feel light tapping on back of shield
>whip around and blast Evie into a corner with last bit of ult
>silence her escape attempt and finsh her off
>Drogoz is finally about to touch down again
>taser him dead before he even lands
>play of the game
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>>166574625

Just play Grohk


If you have a tank to heal, great

If not, just use your 2700 HP, totem, and laser pointer to be the frontliner your time always wanted
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>>166574442
it's nice
but what the fuck is his default taunt
someone explain
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>>166574442
>taunt
it's an emote.
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>>166574628
Sha Lin carried.
Jk, good job.
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>>166574832
he is a old man that get excited too easily
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>>166574620
wait, can we not get emotes from radiant chest anymore?
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>>166574456
like I'll give you paladin's cribs from the same notes that overwatch does, but to say it's a copy is a bit too far imo.
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>>166574832
I bet it's scrapped Ying or Pip emote.
Looks cute on him, though.
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>>166574456
>>166574456
where is Reaper cursed arm?
where is Reaper ghost revolver?
where are Reaper horns?
where is Reaper gem at the middle of his chest?
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>>166574960

Emotes and poses. Enjoy paying 75 crystals for them now.
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>>166574135
Same. Ruckus players seem to often forget they're not always as powerful as his ult. Some tanks can run onto the point and not care what the situation is, he isn't one of them.
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>>166574960
You still can, but why would you want to leave it all up to random chance when you could just buy all the colossal chest and guarantee you get it? You could open 500 radiant chest and never get the emote you want my friend, wouldn't that just be terrible
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>>166574367
Interesting, but aren't the game modes really similar anyway? I mean the only difference in Siege is that it's a combination of capture point and payload right?

The game modes are fine, but the characters are just too much. I downloaded Paladins, after playing Smite for years and Overwatch since release, expecting something unique. The characters being like 80% complete and total ripoffs or recombinations of Overwatch characters was very, very disappointing. I expected more from HiRez, desu, after playing Smite for so long.

I enjoy Paladins, but it's so much an Overwatch clone that things like the mounts and little card system seem like tacked-on gimmicks so they can say "look, our game is different!" when it's obviously not.

A lot you insist that the game is deeper and different mechanics-wise, but I'm having trouble investing any time into it when it plays almost exactly like an Overwatch budget knock-off.
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>>166574941
I'll give credit where credit is due: that was probably the only Sha Lin I've ever seen carry his own weight.
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>>166575673
if you really played Smite you could see how many Paladins abilities come from it
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>>166575843
*should
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>>166574960
>>166575449

>All emotes and poses are now in the Colossal Chest as well as the Radiant Chest.

I don't know why, maybe making you spend more crystals to get actual items
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Is the menu music super quiet after the patch for anyone else?
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>>166576158
Yes, they lowered it by a considerable amount this patch
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>>166575167
These are literally tiny details. Do you guys have any concept of creating an original character? Have you been poisoned so hard by the anime generation that even the most superficial differences qualify for making an original character?

I'm an artist and a writer, have been paid for both, and this shit is blatant copying that borders on theft of intellectual property. You can't take an original character, give him a new mask and slightly change his weapon, then say he's your original character. People have been sued for doing far less than what Paladins has done.

Rest assured, Blizzard could sue them. They've just chosen not to because any suit would get insanely complicated and make for bad PR. They'd only do it if they thought Paladins was a legitimate threat to their income.

But depending on the situation and facts I haven't been able to find yet, HiRez could also sue Blizzard on the same grounds. Blizzard obviously has a gozillion more dollars than little HiRez, but if they had the intellectual property rights and could prove it, it wouldn't matter in the end.
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>>166575843
The bigger thing is how Paladins and Overwatch aren't likely ripping each other off, it's more that the similar ideas are kind of obvious or things that are done all the time. Big guy with a hook. Edgelord assassin. Sniper who also has an SMG. Guy with a bow. People focus on these things like they're actually the interesting parts instead of realizing each game builds on them in different directions.
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>>166576231
>an entire arm
>tiny detail

loak at this Reaper ripoff i found
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Unpopular opinion: I don't mind Code Green chest cost, since the other cool skins cost 125 crystals or more.
However, I still think that it's shitty that instead of getting a skin you can get a fucking spray.
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>>166575843
I know that, and I'm fine with that. I kind of expected it and yes besides Grover I think Cassie plays a lot like Rama. It was the Overwatch knock-offs that disappointed me and ruined the game experience.

Hell, I started playing as Pip and was enjoying the game until I saw Reinhardt's shield, Dvas mech, Torbjorns, turrets, Roadhogs hook, Pharah as a flying lizard, and Mei's ice block was the straw that broke the camels back. I wanted to play a different hero shooter with HiRezs great charm and designs, not Overwatch .5

It was then that the horror dawned on me that I'd randomly picked the one of maybe three original characters out of a roster of 21.

I also think that Smite has a great F2P system going for it and have spent lots of money on it. I can't see doing that in Paladins unless the deeper gameplay is just amazing and makes up for how similar to Overwatch it is.
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>>166576479
>still think that it's shitty that instead of getting a skin you can get a fucking spray.

So you do mind
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>>166575673
>it plays almost exactly like an Overwatch budget knock-off
It doesn't, it has some key differences which are why I play it rather than Overwatch:
>higher time to kill, which means fewer instant deaths and longer fights. It feels more like the ttk of a MOBA rather than an FPS and I enjoy that more.
>ultimates aren't broken and don't regularly wipe the enemy team/revive your whole team/do any of that kind of bullshit. They're also dodgeable because most champions have an ability for escaping.
>the overall balance is better and there is less bullshit. For example, Roadhog's hook combo can kill most heroes in one hit whereas Makoa's hook does less damage and is more for dragging an enemy into the middle of your team. There are also no broken must-pick champions like Reinhardt or Ana.
Seriously, I have to type this shit out to everyone who claims they're the same game, there should really be a copypasta or something.
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>>166576562
Damn, you got me.
Time to shake my fist at the picture of JewBear. How dare he steal my shekels.
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>>166576368
I know that, but play each game for 5 minutes and it's obvious that they aren't just using the same tropes that came from... wherever they came from. The characters are far, far, FAR too similar. Even extrapolating from TF2 classes, yes Mei and Evie are variants of the Pyro which can do damage over time, but suddenly two completely different companies make them both ice women with area ults that operate in the exact same way?

That level of coincidence doesn't exist, and that's not a trope. That's a deliberate copy, as are many of the other things you mentioned. The details are too similar.

Side note: at least there's a conversation now instead of people screaming bait and ignore. Thanks.
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>>166576557
Really reaching with most of those "ripoff" accusations, bait-kun. At least say what they're actually ripping off and not just wank to overwatch more
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>>166576479
how about getting 3 almost identical torsos before you get a head?
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>>166576832
>Mei and Evie are variants of the Pyro which can do damage over time
You played Paladins for half an hour didn't you
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>>166576557
>Hell, I started playing as Pip and was enjoying the game until I saw Reinhardt's shield, Dvas mech, Torbjorns, turrets, Roadhogs hook, Pharah as a flying lizard, and Mei's ice block was the straw that broke the camels back. I wanted to play a different hero shooter with HiRezs great charm and designs, not Overwatch

You must have a hard time playing any game in existence since a lot of games share similar ability concepts, even those you mentioned.

But seriously
>turrets

This is how I know you're just trolling.
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>>166576579
Thank you for this post and after playing Overwatch since release, I know that you're right. The ultimates and insta-kills have been a source of constant frustration in OW since the beginning. Every 13 year old grabs a Reaper, does terrible, but can still jump in and ult to get a 4 or 5 kill streak and clutch the game. It's like it was designed so that no matter how good you are, a player with way lower skill can fuck you.

The meta is also tiring as hell, same 6-7 characters almost every game that if you don't pick, you lose. Ranked is anal surgery.

I will remember this. If it makes you feel better, it's my first time to pal general and I've only been playing paladins for like 8 hours lol. It also helps a lot for me to think of Paladins as a better-balanced Overwatch so I can accept the mirrored kits and abilities and still enjoy the game.
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>>166576832
>Mei and Evie are variants of the Pyro
Pyro doesn't have a rocket launcher.

oof, you should put on your big boy bait pants now m8, the bait quality is getting lower and lower now.
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>>166576231
Neither of them can sue the other. You can copyright a character's name, a character's design, but not gameplay mechanics. For example, Capcom once lost a lawsuit suing a Street Fighter clone that even ripped off some of the characters, but gave them new themes.
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Wow i can't believe they did this, such a blatant Reaper ripoff
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Reminder that Shield Makoa is best Makoa.
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>>166577010
Half an hour? The guy thinks Evie is like the Pyro. That would require either never playing Evie or never playing TF2.
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>>166577010
Hey I stayed up all night, boy I've got like 6 hours now. But that's the closest comparison in TF2 I can figure.

>>166577094
I meant to say Torbjorns turrets.

and no I don't have a hard time playing a lot of games since I've never in my life seen two games that were so blatantly similar down to having literally the exact same characters with different skins and a subtle ability tweak, i.e. Widowmaker and Kinessa.

I'm 30 years old and I've never, ever in my life seen such blatant copying. It's never happened like in these two games, and I wouldn't be in here spending time talking about it if I didn't know this was true, I would instead be playing Paladins and having fun.

But I downloaded Palawatch and want to know what the fuck is going on. Sorry I missed the boat, I'm sure these conversations were all the rage a few months ago or late 2015.

>inb4 30 year old jokes
30 is the new 20, kids.
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>>166577314
They went too far
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I'm sick of playing support while Torvald shitters are everywhere. Because now every other frontliner will become Flanknando or my teammates will completly ignore the point and go chase the enemy Evie.

I just want to play Ying without being left to be gangraped and killed by the enemies, while Torvald is running to safety, and the rest of my team is nowhere to be seen.

Is it worth it becoming a Kinessa/Skye main? I just want to jerk off in a corner while I'm having fun.
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>>166577654
hey guys whats going on
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>>166577654
>>166577314
>tfw we've all ripped off Overwatch and Blizzard will sue us all
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>>166577258
Interesting.

>>166577242
Um, I guess the ice staff is like a rocket launcher, but Evie took the ice cube shield and the ultimate straight from Mei so that's why I grouped them. There are plenty of other characters with pyro-like weapons that apply a DOT, like Fernando's flamethrower.

The recombinations would be a lot easier to swallow than the straight 1-for-1 rip offs like the other half of the characters.
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>>166577618
Are you autistic or are you just that big of a fanboy? Why do you care so much?
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>>166577876
We can't allow this
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>>166577789
>Is it worth it becoming a Kinessa/Skye main? I just want to jerk off in a corner while I'm having fun.
Why not pick Sha Lin instead? He deals more damage and has a longer ultimate, more time to jerk off!
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>>166577984
They can't keep getting away with it!
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>>166577936
Except there is footage of Evie and her Ice Block before Mei even got announced, ya ninny.
And no, the ults aren't the same either. Evie's is instant effect where you stand that cripples enemies (can't use movement ability, but can do other things just fine) and moves forward slightly.
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>overbaby is crying about what a big rip off barik is because he places turrets like otrbjorn does
>isnt seeing the fact that torbjorn's turret is literally tf2 engineer's sentry gun

how delusional must one person be
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>>166578267
I can't wait for the trial of century, Blizzard vs the world.
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>>166578323
Not to mention trying to place Blizzard of all things on a pedestal of originality
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>>166577654
Yeah skull mask meme whoa you got me.

Wait no you didn't at all since there's a lot more to Reaper and Androxus' character besides the mask. Yes Androxus has some differences, such as getting Reapers gun that instead fires like McCrees. but he's still incredibly similar in design and playstyle - edgelord trenchcoat assassin with a skull mask.

Denying the obvious similarities = mental illness. Does anybody honestly think it was just a coincidence?

Did they hire the same millennial douchebag from DeviantArt that said "I have this great idea for a dark, edgy assassin guy that dual-wields massive handguns, and his mask is like a SKULL! Pretty fucking rad huh?!"

HiRez - You're hired! Mind-blowing stuff there!
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>>166577789

Skye is pretty much unplayable-tier at the moment. Unless you are getting a lot of support from good teammates or are against clinically blind opponents, she's too fragile to accomplish much of anything.

I wish it weren't the case, but them's the brakes.
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>>166578423
THE MURKIEST SCAM
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>>166578187
I do not know how to properly use his ultimate.
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>>166577952
If it's not obvious why someone wouldn't want to play a knock-off game, I've already answered that in about 10 other exhaustive, well-written posts.

>>166578423
>>166578267
>>166577984
>>166577876
>>166577654
>>166577314
>>166576472

Mental illness is serious. Please do your part to raise awareness:
http://www.nami.org/
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>>166578423
That first one is actually a Skyrim ripoff. Bethesda gonna sue Disney now.

>>166578303
>Except there is footage of Evie and her Ice Block before Mei even got announced
This also happened with Ruckus IIRC. Clearly Hi-Rez has mastered corporate espionage.
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At least it keeps the thread alive.
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>>166578323
it's just a troll, everyone should just learn to ignore him.

He might say "no I'm just curious". But the rest of the garbage he spouts will be the same old recycled "it's a ripoff". Even when you give him examples of why it's not, he will move the goalpost and say "w-well, some of the skills are the same", ignoring the fact that those skills are available in a lot of other games.

And of course, he will ignore the examples of stuff that ahs been shown in Paladins first before Overwatch, like Evie, Ruckus, etc.

If he's not trolling, I'd say he also believes that Blizzard invented telephones, the internet, steam engine, bicycles, wheelbarrows, the printing press, condoms and television.
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>>166578532
Shouldn't Skye be played as a character that kills low HP enemies that ran away or to bully Kinessa?
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>>166578724
Mental Retardation is serious. Please do your part to raise awareness: /owg/
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>>166578808
Blizzard invented condoms to help clean up when they fuck you in the ass with their balance.
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>>166578303
I actually saw that video on Youtube, and that's crazy. Does that mean that Blizz in fact ripped off HiRez where Mei is concerned? She's one of those examples that is definitely not a coincidence but clear evidence of off-ripping.

Is it a joint rip-off, a rip-off festival? A celebration of ripping it off? Are HiRez and Blizzard colluding to produce two of the exact same games, share all the money from both, and make intelligent, redpilled anons like me go insane?

Is it a social experiment to see if they can literally release the same game at the same time, twice, and get double the money from different pay models?
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>>166578731
Yep. Ruckus was in the game long before the gamur gurl cancer in OW was announced.
Not to mention their almost polar-opposite playstyles.
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Isn't Sombra a Skye rip-off?
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>>166578983
why are you so converned with rip-offs? its jot about who did it first, ots about who did it better
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>>166578983

IT'S A FUCKING ICE-BLOCK

it's not an uncommon video game concept

holy fuck, I want people to stop this fucking song-and-dance about who is ripping off who already; I thought this shit had died down a month after launch
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>>166579258
Yes, and she even has the good old coat of Blizzard Balancing so she's somehow even worse than Skye
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>>166578323
Yeah there were turrets in TF2, and they looked similar. What does that have to do with both games having fucking Dwarves that look insanely alike doing the turret-building?

That's not an argument, and you should feel bad.

>>166578453
If you haven't been paying attention, no one is placing them on a pedestal of anything. We're just trying to figure out who ripped off who, knowing full well the standard tropes in team shooters such as CAN BUILD A SENTRY GUN.

This post displays anons severe lack of reading comprehension.

>>166578808
This guy is the leader of the neckbeard basement brigade. He points to a lot of shitty retorts and bad, over-generalized examples given showing why the obvious ripoff/borderline identical characters are actually NOT then spergs out when we don't all accept his clearly superior logic.

Hint - if you actually had good examples, I would've happily accepted them and gone off enjoying the game, since that's all I really want to do here. Unfortunately, I have a brain, your examples were shit, no one's moving any goalposts, and I'm still looking for examples of Paladins stuff being shown first since the only one I've found with a source is Evie.

Really anon we were actually getting somewhere before your virginal faggotry had another flare up.
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A break from the shiller y'all keep feeding attention
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>>166579553
You comparing everything to Overwatch for barely any reason besides blind fanboyism is certainly putting them on a pedestal, shitposter kun.
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>>166578902

Skye only has 1800 HP and a weapon that suffers from obscene falloff and spread bloom. On top of that she has no real mobility (the 25% boost from Vanish is almost unnoticeable, and the speed boosts from cards are really iffy/short), and her invisibility is revealed by proximity, which, combined with the game's generous hitboxes means that you either die from someone spamming downrange trying to find you, or you die because someone walked close enough to see you.

Skye is so neutered at this point that I'd pretty much be willing to say that Kinessa has the upper hand in the matchup now.
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>>166579343
>only FPS game ever where a female character turns into an invulnerable ice-block to regen health
>wait here's another FPS exactly like it where a female character turns into an invulnerable ice-block to regen health that's happened to come out at almost the exact same time

>i-it's not an uncommon video game concept!

Can you name one other game that's in a genre even close where this has happened? Ever? This is some max-level cognitive dissonance and denial.

INAPPROPRIATE CAPS
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>>166579663
Pip is cute! C U T E !
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>>166579851
But not a real support.
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>>166572083
THREADLY REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTJ9GrJkCU
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>>166579709
>t. no idea what the fuck is going on nor has read any posts that he's referencing
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>>166579973
>trying to pretend you're someone else
Pathetic
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>>166579838

WoW has the most iconic Ice Block in vidya, and the "become invincible but disabled" mechanic is found all around, like a Divine spells that does exactly that (as well as restore Endurance/Health) in Pillars of Eternity, for a more recent example. Both Overwatch and Paladins are genre-blending in the extreme, being inspired by both ASSFAGGOTS and Arena Shooters, so they take to borrowing game mechanics from other genres better than most.

To imply that just because they're shooters means that they are conceptually disassociated with the rest of video games is laughable.

That's like claiming that the idea of fire-type attacks dealing additional damage over time is one that is restricted by game genre, which is patently untrue.
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>>166579892
He supports everyone with morale by being CUTE!
But yeah, he's the least support-like support in terms of heals. Playing him like the others won't go over too well. His CC is really good, though.
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Pip's new grenade splash damage just feels so good! No more hits that may as well not have hit.
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CATCHAMP WHEN
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>>166579892
>crow control that lasts fucking forever
>not support
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>>166580367
Maeve'll probably come between OB44-48.
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>>166580280

more kindling: Grim Dawn, a Diablo-clone, has the Blade Barrier skill for the nightblade class, which, surprise surprise, stuns them while they become immune to damage, gain reflection, and heal themselves

Grim Dawn had this ability during it's early-access development in 2013, could HiRez and Blizzard both have STOLEN from Crate Entertainment???
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>>166580392
how come bk isnt support
his grumpy bomb can be tossed every 4 seconds with cards
if thats not permenant crowd control then i dont know what is
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>>166580434
if they stick to their usual schedule, Maeve should be in OB44. But, if they really want to release 15 champs this year as they planned, maybe on OB43?
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>>166580143
It's been only me the entire time. Can't you tell by how awesome, thorough, and correct every post I make is?

I haven't seen anyone else around here as awesome as myself probably ever.
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>tfw Torvald could be so much better if his handicopter emote was an actual escape ability
Hi-rez why.
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>>166572606
Retarded, why buff a character with stupidly large aoe already.
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>>166580726
You should realise, that a lot of characters aren't straight role. Torvald is a tank/support, Ruckus is tank/damage. The main quality of being in the support group itself is healing, which BK doesn't provide.
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>>166577389
Holy hell how? Does the shield siphoning count as damage blocked?
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>>166578532
>getting support from good teammates

This is the problem I have. I say I am going to ult, then they all run the opposite direction instead of attacking the enemy.
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>>166580280
>Didn't play WoW, and don't remember 'regenerative ice block' being some iconic thing
Even if it was, it's not the 'invincible but disabled' mechanic that's the problem, morons. None of what you said justifies having such a similar character use the exact same ability in the exact same way. That's obvious rip-off, like beyond obvious, and anyone over the age of 5 would acknowledge that obviousness.
>Fire attacks deal additional damage over time
Yes because that being the world's most obvious damage mechanic that's been in use since the stone age is totally the same comparison as two characters in two different games having the exact same uniquely weird ability down to almost having the exact same animations for it.

>Muh $5 words like 'conceptually disassociated' and 'laughable' when your post is actually quite dumb
kek

Post rating: 0/10

>>166580679
Again, it's not the mechanic, but the way it's executed. It would've been impossible for both companies to spontaneously come up with that exact idea, same ice block and same ultimate, at the same time. It doesn't happen, stop pretending it does. Someone ripped someone off.

When can we stop restating the obvious and get on with the conversation???
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>>166581557
It's not impossible for things like that to just happen. On March 12, 1951, two different comic strips named "Dennis the Menace" were published without the authors knowing about each other. It was a complete coincidence.
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>>166581557
To expand on my own glorious awesomeness, this would be like another FPS game coming out near the same timeframe as Half-Life 1 featuring a weapon called 'Snorks' that are little monsters you throw out that attack people before exploding that both companies arrived at totally independently.

I know you fuckers don't leave the basement much, but this sort of thing doesn't happen in that big, scary thing we call 'the outside world.'
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>>166581778
Well fuck that's a good example. But I don't buy it in this scenario - one of these companies is a cunt.

I will discover who the cunt truly is.

As of right now, Blizzard has definitely taken the lead in highest probability of being a cunt. I actually am happy about that because I think Paladins is a better balanced game and Overwatch gets old as fuck. Also I like HiRez and they are the obvious underdog in this situation.

I miss Kelly. I miss staring at her tits. Bart is a lucky man.
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>>166581916
>To expand on my own glorious awesomeness
Yep, there it is
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>>166581557
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_films

It does happen, and for a full myriad of reasons. You're obsession of one game ripping off the other when these concepts have been floating around the fucking collective consciousness of games and games development for years and years prior to either of these two games fails any descriptor other than "laughable"

Invest in the rope market.
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>>166574628

>330 objective time
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>>166581353
It does, 2 Torvalds can get a lot of shielding done by just sucking each other off. As for Makoa, it's more about the deck itself. Barrier Reef 4 + Chronos 3 = new shield up every 3 seconds if it gets destroyed, which was easily arranged here by guarding Grohk, his totem and Torvald here.
Now, depending on enemy lineup and which items they buy at the start, you wanna switch between two options: one with Ancient Reslove 4 + Tidal Grace 2 if enemy team is low-shield damage, or Carapace 4 + Ancient Reslove 2 for heavy hitters, like Drogoz here who got wrecker.
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>>166582243
Oh yes the concept of a hot ice chick in a hero shooter that can freeze herself in an iceberg was just floating all around the fucking collective consciousness.

Please, nigger.
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torvald is fun
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>>166582429
>2 Torvalds can get a lot of shielding done by just sucking each other off.

s-someone draw this
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WHERE IS MY MUSCLEGIRL FRONTLINER AND QT CAT LOLI FLANK JEWBEAR?
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>>166582746
Maeve is coming soonâ„¢ but she won't be a loli
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I though a hero with auto lock attack would be boring but Torvald is unironically pretty fun desu
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How asshurt will waifufags be when Maeve is revealed to be furfag tier?
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>>166581557
tell you what m8
You win.
Paladins is a big fat Overwatch rip off.
Hi-Rez has plagerized almost every aspect of the game.
Guess what The English invented football (soccer to burgers) and we generaly suck at it.
It doesn't matter who did it first.
It matters who did it best.
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Did MM get even worse after patch? I've played a few games with people in grandmaster league today
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>>166583154
There's apparently a glitch that awards grandmaster after one match iirc, so almost all of those are not genuine
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>>166583154
No. Comp is broken right now and you can get grandmaster border by just winning one match.
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>>166583092
At least it will be a girl and not Pip.
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>>166583249
>Get grandmaster by winning one match
Time to get that sweet Grandmaster Ying and Evie borders.
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>>166583110
I cannot argue with this man.

I have enough dirt to write a fucking thesis on this... it's too bad I'm like 8 months too late. Maybe I'll save it for when Paladins is officially released...
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>>166583092

I will be so asshurt, you have no idea

I just want there to be a GOOD dickstab character, since the devs have decided that Skye being in a good place means she lives in a dumpster
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Drogoz is a cute lizard
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>>166585193
>lizard
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>>166582601
>after fucking a bunch of elves, people, foxes and trees the time has come for Torvald to fuck himself
Has science gone too far?
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torvald is fucking broken and should be nerfed immediately
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>>166582746
What about a musclegirl qt cat loli frontliner with flank capabilities?
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>>166586728
Add in some healing and i'll main.
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>>166581778
Its just like Calculus!
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>>166578489
Yes, because having 3 dashes is extremely similar to having a slow, disarming, long range teleport.

You've never played androxus if you think he plays similar to reaper, and his abilities are too different from mc
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Friendly reminder that 'they' know what you fap to.
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>>166582463
Oh my god, he used the "ice girl who can freeze herself into an ice block" argument...

When Evie has been able to do this long before Overwatch even existed. Of ALL the "ripoff" things you chose, you chose one that has been the same ever since paladins began development, long before Overwatch was revealed. Good job.
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>>166578489
>assassin
>in a FPS
WOW i am truly blown away with your arguments i will never question your intelect again
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>>166572083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7AyGEqyQ6s
>that blatant Mei ripoff
lets make your voice heard!
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>>166582214
Do you legitimately have autisM?
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https://youtu.be/qwigEp0MW5M?t=189
>Zarya shield
these assholes have no shame!
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>>166589170
So Alyssa knows that I jerk off to her?
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>>166572083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVaCTioU9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Usl3H_OFIA
Tracer ripoffs
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>>166589170
Alyssa if you're reading this tell drybear to fix drogoz, he sucks now that he can't go fast anymore
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>>166591248
She gets off on it, the slut!
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>>166591248
If you're vocal enough about it, probably.

Pixie too.
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makoa soundsa re bugged and loud as FUCK
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>>166592667
YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA??????????????
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>last 5 matches were me and other team Torvald playing "who throws off the other one from a cliff more times"
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>be Torvald
>murder every other frontliner while draining their shields
>disarming + silencing enemies who mob me
>use knockback laser to send people to the other side of the map
>shield random allies and save them from death

Is Sean Connerelf the best frontline?
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>>166593375
Its broken that's what it is, it needs a nerf when it can just toy around with a freaking makoa.
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>>166589170
So they know i want a loli champ?
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>>166592359
Yeah, I jerk it to Pixie too. I want her to know this since it'll make me harder when I do it.
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>>166593487
>Makoafag feeling challenged
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Feels like the announcer got a new voice or they modified it somehow.
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So how is Torvald? Is 42 even out yet?. (Im at work)
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>>166593886
>work
Don't forget to buy gems.
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>>166594042
>paying for a free game
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>>166594042
>gems
I will not play your shitty moba Drybear
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>>166593886
Nope. Theyve pushed it back until next week
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>>166593886
Torvald is the sex.

>>166593487
Give my condolences to your turtle wife.
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>>166593326
>make every single Nando shields without thinking regret it
>make every Makoa who hooks me without thinking regret it
>damage can't chip you down from range
>flanks get fucked by rune blast and beam lock mechanics
>can enable alt-comps

I got play of the game just running around the cart with their Nando and Tyra chasing me because the beam can bend.

>>166593375
He is, and I'm especially thankful he's basically "anti-meta" in a nutshell.
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>>166594435
Thanks. Why so many unhelpful memers in here?
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>>166594896
You are being memed on right now.
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I really want to play evie but her voice lines and look really make me not want to play her.

Is her default card set good? Or do I need to have cards to even have !!FUN!!. ?
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>>166595069
Her default cards are absolute crap.
You need Teleport 4, Flicker 4, Wormhole 2 and whatever else to make her work.
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>>166595069
You're supposed to spam her laugh to annoy your teammates.
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>>166590021
>>166590463
>>166591250
keep going
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>>166578532
>>166579796
I don't get why people complain about her. She isn't always viable but I wouldn't call her unplayable.

Her range is very small and invisibility isn't too great, but she still works great at picking out backline that's focusing on your teammates or damaged players.
Once she gets in the range when her invisibility stops working, her DPS is insane, you can burst down most DDs before they even react. Actually with her DPS you can easily kill damaged enemy tanks that fall back without support.
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>>166595191
Is there anyone whose default cards aren't garbage?
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original idees go

mage champ support
>holds open spellbook in left hand with glowing runes on the pages
>magic effect in his right hand
>secondary attack is cycle through different spells, plays a short animation of flipping a spellbook each time you cycle
>each spell has a different rune and color on the page
>first spell is multiple ice bolts with low damage and with spread similar to shotgun
>second spell is wide horizontal arc of low damage energy projectiles
>third spell is fast firing lightning fire projectiles that are affected by gravity and fire very fast
>all 3 spells are the same in the fact that they shoot low damage projectiles but in different forms, either all at once or in a constant stream
>F skill is short range teleport comparable to ruckus' range with low cooldown (3 or 4 seconds)
>Q is shoot a slow moving giant green orb that can reach out and heal teammates within a short range (like 1 meter)
>if it hits a teammate that teammate heals himself and whoever is around him for 5 seconds within 1/2 meter range
>if it hits the ground it fucking vanishes
>ultimate is to summon a giant ghost skull that floats up and shoots at everyone with eye lasers and shit
pic related is what the book should look like
original idea not stolen from Ziggurat $100%
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>its been like this for 3 minutes now
HELP
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Anyone else think its ridiculous how the new pip gun costs 200 crystals & its just a recolor? That's 4 weeks worth of gems.
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>>166595558
After looking at them all... nope. Some are less bad than others, but you'll always want to change things around.
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>>166595558

I'm using basic Ruckus but it's not one of my mains
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>>166596017

It's chinese new year and the gimmick is that it changes Pip's ult to transform people into roosters
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>>166595545

A character that is forced to take a vulture playstyle (you can't kill any frontliner before they kill you if you're both at full health, even with 3x poison bolts) is just as much of a detriment to the team as a kinessa that stays a mile out from the point.

The spy in TF2 had full invisibility and a 1-hit kill, as well as a primary weapon that was effective at a sizeable range. The spy in TF2 was also never viable at any point in time.
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>>166595443
nah i am tired of shitposting
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>>166596053
Disgusting.
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>>166596389
no u
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christ the pve mode is shit, they just doubled the health and damage and called it a day.
the only tactic I know of is pip ult +bomb king ult.
maybe skye could work with the poision bolts plus her ult?
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Post some good Torvald loadouts/builds
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>>166579838
Evie doesn't regen health in her ice block as a default function of it, btw. You have to specifically build her for that.
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>>166596053
>annoying teen covered in dorito dust
wow what a fuckin overwatch ripoff
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>>166596461
Black Ice >*
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So Deft Hands is the new Aggression I see
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>>166595651
I have a vague idea for a frontliner that I thought would be cool.
>Huge skeleton knight frontliner
>m1 is swing a giant sword, m2 is block using his shield, preventing 75% of the damage but he moves very slowly and there's no cooldown on it
>one of his abilities could be to throw a bone like a boomerang which you guide with your crosshairs
>when he ults a wall of bones grow out of the ground in a radius around him preventing enemies from running away and he becomes CC immune
I mostly just thought that would be a neat ultimate for a new champion to have.
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>>166595763
RIP
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>>166596931
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>theres no card to increase the duration of runic blast
you just KNOW thats gonna be talent
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Is there a point in saving Radiant Chests?
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>>166590070
No, I don't. Do any of you morons have any, I repeat ANY, reading comprehension at all?

>>166590021
>>166589332
One of them ripped off the other, I never said Evie ripped off Mei. You're all just powerfully, powerfully fucking retarded on every level to realize this.

>>166591250
These are completely different games. Goddamn is this really the best this general has in terms of argument?

I'm fucking tired. You've won with your ignorant fucking teenage moron "I'll-repeat-the-same-bullshit-lie-over-and-over" strategy. You're literally the dumbest fuckers I've ever seen and this general is a dumpster fire.

Just stop posting. I don't know if the servers can handle any more stupidity in a single day.
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>>166597568
Of course. It's even in the datamine.
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>>166595651
What gaem?
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>>166596053
nah
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>>166582463
Almost every chick in games is hot.
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>>166596578
thoughts?
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>>166597603
you keep saying you will go away and you keep posting

>>166595443
continuing the shitposting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxcqHA76wE
Mercy ultimate ripoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxegI_lYA8
Hanzo ultimate ripoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8f-9LHMtk8
McCree ultimate ripoff
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>>166586594
Torvald is fucking broken and should be buffed immediately.
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>>166586594
>t. got stomped by torvald

>>166598201
>t. got rekt as torvald
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>>166591603
The mechanic, if reimplemented, should be obvious and not a glitch like it was before. The fact that it was a glitch that was thus undocumented for regular players was the real problem, imo.
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Holy shit I left to eat and play FIVE HOURS ago and this sperglord's still jerking off about quake arena clones?
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>>166593880
Makoa and the default voice sound so similar. Maybe the tweak of one affected the other? That would be super dumb though.
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>>166595069
You can buy different voice lines and looks.
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>>166598454
That's dedication, if I ever saw some. Not even playing the games he both has and determining for himself what he feels is better, just shitposting.
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>>166586594
>>166598201
I need a pic of Torvald drinking from a teacup labelled "Frontline Tears"
The cup should be in his left hand, pinky out.
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>>166597849
ziggurat
find it on steam
dont mean to advertise it but its very fun and underrated
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>>166598381
It's time for Hi-Rez to accept that champions can span two different roles and that shoehorning them into a certain role can often ruin them. How to fix Drogoz:
-Nerf/remove the card that allows Drogoz to spam fire spit.
-Make it so he can't turn as sharply when he's ulting so that it can actually be feasibly dodged by tanks
-Somehow bring back an option to have his old momentum whether that's through new cards or the talent system they're rolling out
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>>166598454
Can't he just jerk off to Alyssa and Pixie like a normal person?
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>>166572606
No no no this is all wrong, why do devs of these games keep changing the projectile physics?
I was a demon with hanzo in overwatch before they 'buffed' his arrow speed, now i can't do shit with him and half the fun with him was predicting my opponents movement habits.
I haven't played pip yet since the change but god I hope he's not too different.
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>>166599306
the radius is just bigger spergy
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>>166599481
g-good wait why is it bigger? it was already hueg
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>>166599548
because shitters
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>>166599481

It's not bigger, the damage fall off is better. Direct hits do the same damage.

Same happened to BK.
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>>166599481
>>166599548
>>166599601

>BK
bomb radius similar to Pip's
DAMAGE FALLOFF (minimum at the outer edge) increased from 15% to 30%

>PIP
bomb radius untouched
DAMAGE FALLOFF increased from 15% to 35%
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>>166598189
WTF Hi-Rez this is literally Torbjorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPS4Qn0oU1I
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>>166596243
>you can't kill any frontliner before they kill you if you're both at full health
I don't think any flanker can 1v1 a frontliner. It's not a flanker's job anyway.
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>Literally my first game as Torvald.
found a my new main
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>>166600240

>only 100k shielding
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>>166597598
When all they give you is gold? No.
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>>166600240
>that enemy kinessa
It seem her trigger is, indeed, cold
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>>166595651
vampire knight
melee frontliner with high sustain
m1= single target slice ok dps, great innate lifesteal
m2= aoe melee sweep high innate lifesteal dps equals ~35% of melee slice( so that against one or two opponents slice is better)
f= summoning chanels for several seconds (at least 3) before teleporting to any area within line of sight draining a fair amount of health form all enemies near the area (the destination point is visible to enemies and allies)
q= creatures of the night places a large wall of bats at a target locationany shots fired through the wall are reduced in damage, any enemys that pass through take damage over time healling you
ult= mist form for a few seconds become a large cloud of mist that obscures enemy vision, you become immune to damage and gain free flight any enemies in the mist have their health drained.
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patch that removes kinessa when
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>>166600670
///////// Psionic based support champion.

>basic attack

Mindblast, shoots a transluscent ball of psychokinetic energy that can damage targets, it can also heal friendly shields making this her most important skill (it also means that you can't shoot through shields).

>right mouse button

Telekinesis, a blast of psychic energy directed at the targeted point, it will knock back heros, deployables and physical projectiles (Bomb king's bombs, Drogoz spit etc.)

>Q skill

Psychic shield, grants a shield to a single targeted ally protecting him from up to 2000 incoming damage and making him immune to status effects, if there is no target the shield will be aplied on the player. (hi-rez stole this one from me!)

>F skill

Replacement; lets you change place with the target, can target both enemy heros and deployables, can't target friends (to avoid griefing).

>ultimate

Mind control, takes control of the targeted enemy for 4 seconds, the controlled enemy can attack his own team members and be attacked by them, can be used to waste his ultimate and cooldowns.
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>>166600670
>meelee
I hope they don't fall for this meme, I hate pure meelee characters in shooters.
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>>166600949
it ws sort of a thought experiment on how to mak a non-obnoxious melee
in that he'll win most melee fights till you get the higher tiers of cauterize and his q makes him resistant to poke,
but,
he's slow and his only gap closer is heavily telegraphed and so can't be used to chase, only engage so most people will be able to get away from him
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>2.4k gold every week through quests

t-thanks hi-rez
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>>166599898
Damage falloff decreased. Worst possible scenario damage got increased.
Oh, and here's a comparison between BK old and new radius.
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>>166601782
NOW BUY THOSE FUCKIN RECOLORS
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What is the best green item for a tank with no healer? Life Rip, Kill to Heal or Veteran.
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>>166601960
I will next year when these quests have earned me enough gold for one
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>>166602136
Veteran
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>>166600670
>start of game
>2 vampire knights get on the point
>they start slicing eachother and leeching each other's health
>eternally fighting over the point while everyone else is doing something else because no one wants to get close to them
i can see this happening

>>166600824
>F skill
>friendly makoa ults
>fernando tries to run away
>evie tries to blink away
>gets teleported back and gets slapped by giant turtle dick
love this idea

>>166602136
depending on who you are

if youre makoa and theres plenty of squishies on the enemy team then get kill to heal so you can just grab one and kill them for a health bonus

if youre fernando/ruckus and theres a lot of big meaty targets on the enemy team get life rip

they fixed veteran so now it heals you for the actual amount that it was supposed to
imo veteran needs a buff now
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>>166600490
w-was a short g-game.
no b-bully
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Is it just me or does Pip really make an amazing pair with Torvald?

Torvald doesn't require heals as frequently as others and the healing potion restores most of his health, Pip can dish out a lot of long range damage compared to others healers, Pip's slow makes enemies more vulnerable to Torvald's short ranged ray, Pip is generally annoying to kill because of his mobility but this is countered by most CCs like Makoa's hook or Sha lin's stun arrow, Torvald can save him in these moments of vulnerability giving the chance to jump away and resume fighting.

Is this the birth of a new meta?
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>>166602556
aaaaaa im an idiot
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>Aggression removed
>shitters just start buying Deft Hands now
I guess they won't learn until Hi-Rez removes everything but Wrecker and Cauterize
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>>166602807
deft hands can be good. might not be muh meta but it comes in handy
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>>166602807
>no enemy tank or healer
>picking anything but deft
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>>166595651
A gorilla support.
M1: Throws crap. Enemies hit are revealed and their screens are smudged.
M2: Gorilla leap. Can be used as an escape skill or to jump into the fray. Enemies landed on are mauled and dazed.
Q: Bananas. The gorilla grabs a handful of bananas out of a pack on its back and throws one every time you hit M1. Eaten bananas leave behind peels, which when stepped on, cause enemies to slide in whatever direction they were travelling.
F: Climb. For a short while the gorilla can climb on vertical surfaces, from which it can throw bananas, crap, or leap.
Ult: The gorilla goes bananas, grabbing the closest enemy by the legs and waving them around like a mace. Each hit landed on a foe does damage to both the grabbed enemy and the hit enemy. This lasts until the ult runs out, or the grabbed enemy dies.
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>>166603085
I'll pick a blue, yellow, or green :)
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>>166603204
But that's just ripping off Overwatch!
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>>166603085
>not picking bulldozer to counter bomb king and kinessa
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>>166603623
>not picking illuminate to counter the enemy sha lin
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>>166603085
>no enemy tank or healer
what kind of games are you playing dawg
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>>166603896
>m-muh comp
lol tryhard can't win without his crutch heros
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>>166602702
Pip is p. fuging underrated as a healer in general. He just requires the team to bunch together for the burst heal.
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Either i'm playing against literal retards, or Torvald sucks because of range and lack of mobility.
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>>166604024
>tanks and supports
>crutch heroes
what did he mean by this?
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>>166603456
>tfw Overwatch has a monopoly on gorilla characters
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Payload is so much more fun than Siege now that they give extra money.
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>>166604415

How
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>>166603085
>playing shalin
>no tank or healer
????
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>>166604415
Best Knight.
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>>166595651
Humanoid spider themed bard support
LMB: Projects sound waves onto enemies from his lute for 450 damage every 0.75 seconds, holds 6 strings. Reload by replacing the strings.
RMB: Plays a healing melody that instantly heals 1000 hp of a teammate and gives minor heal over time after that (higher than grover)
F: Buries himself underground like spiders in WC3 where he is immune to all damage for 2 seconds. Can move underground at 50% movement speed, cannot be seen.
Q: Plays a song that buffs one of his teammates for incresed movement speed for 4 seconds. If no teammate is hit, increases his own movement speed and does 15% more damage for 2 seconds.
ULT: Uses his spiders to web him strings that he hits so strong it immobilizes all enemies within the player's radius for 3 seconds, removes all active cooldowns.
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We need a puppet master. He could take control of an enemy player & manipulate them with his strings.
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>>166605269
another interesting idea: heroes should be both fun for playing and playing against them

your idea a shit
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>tfw unflankable
>spam clones and dps until they have to pussy out
>slap them with a shatter when they try to run
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>>166595651
ayy lmao alien who grooves to sick beats and provides buffs for his team. he could be like a clone of lucio
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>>166605532
Well there's only one champion that fits that so his idea fits right in
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>>166605269
I agree, they need to pander to my mind control fetish.
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>>166604025
With the card that reduces cooldown the heals are very good specially with a 2 tank comp.
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>>166605552
>shatter AI is fucked up and your clones remain stationary instead of chasing
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>>166567862
>>166565470
You're probably not even in the thread anymore but I'll reply anyways.
First of all, when two games draw inspiration from the EXACT same sources, yes, there are going to be similarities. Both games have taken tons of inspiration from the likes of TF2, MOBAs, and more.
And if you're going to say "No Overwatch did that, Paladins just copied OW!", then you're wrong, because both games have been in development for years and a game company as small as Hi-Rez cannot "rush out" a game as good as Paladins in the space of a few months just because OW seemed to be where it's at.
Second of all, it's undeniably an original game. Even if all the things you call ripoffs were, then the game is still original in that it adds a fuckton more content and playstyle.
Third of all, none of the shit in this game is even a ripoff. Fernando, Drogoz, Kinessa, Viktor and Ruckus I would understand would seem like ripoffs. But everything else OW fanboys call ripoffs reek of finding problems where there just aren't. If the aforementioned classes were never in the game, I doubt anybody would think the rest were ripoffs. Nevertheless, they aren't ripoffs.
Forth of all, Blizzard is more than guilty of "borrowing" character designs. Skye, Evie, and Ruckus were in the game before Sombra, Mei, and D.Va were ever announced for OW; notice the dates of all these videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKr5CXX3XA&feature=youtu.be&t=329 Evie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QffHrYBdUs0 Ruckus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq0Q2WRv0 Skye
Not just from Paladins, either. They even stole from Gigantic, which is a CURRENT GEN GAME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QG6KS3e-54 Notice at the end, the character HK-206(Which Bastion was ripped off from).
And the entirety of TF2
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>>166605552
Killing that one Skye every time she tries to flank you is the best.
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>>166606306
was this really worth your time?
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>>166606306
You can't make a blizzdrone stop drinking the OW kool-aid, just don't reply to them
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>>166606306
shhh no more arguing just memes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V91bBUtPTA
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>can't spam vgs anymore at the end of a match
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>>166607384
Only sometimes vgs stops working.
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>>166605532
If its for a short time/long cooldown it isn't any worse than BK's constant stuns.
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>>166607270
i fuccin love that voice
gives me tf2 soldier vibes
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>>166607507
Too bad they couldn't get the Toy Story voice actor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvR6yxUVSw
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>>166579917
Same guy also almost 100% predicted the Hanzo cinematic to a T, because of how terrible Blizzard's writing is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjzzmHD9nk
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>>166607270
>skin don't change particles or the ultimate
Sasuga low-rez
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>try to kill deathball setups
>Torvald is literally a deathball enabler
Can't Hirez make up their mind?
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New meta?
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>>166603623
>bulldozer to counter bomb king
wat
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>>166604415
whats PVE like? is it just normal game but against bots?
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>>166609810
Yeah, pretty much. You get a lot of credits from the start and bots are at their hardest.
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How can I make credits efficiently as a flanker?

I'm pretty sure to do my job properly I'm pretty much required to be away from the objective.
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is there a semi-accurate tier list for this game yet?

i know a few months ago drogoz, cassie, and androx were pretty much S-tier.
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>>166611127
>I'm pretty sure to do my job properly I'm pretty much required to be away from the objective.

What was your first clue?
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>>166611127
Not necessarily, pick easy targets: squishies that are far from their teammates or frontliners if they are alone in the point
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>>166611227
Tiers are for queers.
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>playing the test map
>enemy drogoz ulted me 7 times regardless of how much health i had or if there was someone closer
>kinessa was so shit she complained about the enemy tyra

this will never end, will it?
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>>166611423
I don't get it.

>>166611504
What I usually do is go behind enemy lines, and when I'm not doing that I try to get people off the horse close to their spawn to make them waste time.
I'd say that puts me away from the objective.
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>>166611508
but your tears over tiers taste good you fucking queer
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>>166609570
Stickies count as deployables IIRC.

>>166609810
Yes, but the bots have specializations. Like the Bariks spam turrets.
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LoRez should've given the automatic crossbow to Tyra, it fits her more than it does Cassie.
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>>166611589
I'm not sure why but Drogoz's ult has gotten really annoying lately, they really need to rework it.
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>>166612435
they may count as deployables but anyone's basic attack is enough to destroy them
its literally the most stupid counter towards bk though
its like buying wrecker to counter grohk's bubble shield ability
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>>166611891
>I don't get it.
Too little health to box and movement skills that are all geared towards putting you behind enemy lines should have made it obvious to you that flankers don't go on point (unless you're Buck or planning to drop your ult)
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>>166609810
There is only one PVE match at the moment but it sets the scene for what the others might be like.

Battle is always on stone keep
First to 2 points, round ends after somebody captures the objective.
Everyone starts with 4000 credits and get 600 for scoring a point.
Bot team consists of fernando, makoa, grover and two bariks
Fernando doesn't use his charge or fireball but has a buffed shield
Makoa doesn't use his hook or spin but also has a buffed shield
Grover doesn't use his vine whip or cripple but his heals are heavily buffed
Both Bariks don't use their barricade or rocket boots but their turrets are heavily buffed in both health and damage and have no limit to how many can be deployed. (I think they're are slightly different in what their turrets do but I'm not 100% sure how)
All bots might also have base health and damage buffs but I'm not certain.

Essentially, if you have at least one decent damage player with each different red card (not deft hands) to deal with each threat it becomes pretty easy. If you have a flanker or two or everyone buys deft hands then it becomes almost impossible to win.

I like it desu. I'm looking forward to more PVE match types in the future.
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>>166613060
That was my point from the beggining, friendo.
The sarcastic remark was completely pointless.

And it didn't answer my question anyway.

Plus, I am Buck. Is he not supposed to 'flank' as much as the others?
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>>166613887
It's not that Buck isn't supposed to flank.Rather, Buck is like Pip; he's really a hybrid Damage-Flank rather than a pure Flank. As such he can perform both Flank plays and Damage plays but not as well as other "pure" Damage counterparts. In clutch situations he can contest the objective pretty well but he's at his best when he's bullying snipers and other nerds.
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>>166613776
>Fernando doesn't use his charge or fireball but has a buffed shield
He does use the charge, a lot.

>>166613776
>Both Bariks don't use their barricade or rocket boots
They do.

Didi you even play it?
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>>166612973
You thought that was serious? Bulldozer to counter BK and Kinessa?
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>>166613776
Do they use Ultimates?
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>>166614428
>He does use the charge, a lot.
a charge is pretty hard make out in a clusterfuck of tanks and turrets so I'll give you that one

>Both Bariks don't use their barricade or rocket boots. They do.
They don't.

Did you play it?
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>>166615037
I know I saw Fernando do it.
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>>166615037
yes.
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>>166614774
how am i supposed to know if that was sarcasm or not
theres so many idiots here it wouldnt surprise me if someone was seriously using bulldozer like that
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>>166614425
That's more helpful.

Maybe I was just unlucky today and got braindead teammates but I couldn't even bully Memenessas without getting gangbanged by her bodyguards that always conveniently seemed to be around her.

Still, if I'm meant to be away from the objective bullying nerds then how can I maximize credits? Specially on Buck since he absolutely needs deft hands.
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>>166615412
>Specially on Buck since he absolutely needs deft hands.

I never bother with it. I always go Nimble and Life Rip. I pick up Cauterize if the enemy has a healer or another Buck, Illumination if there's a Skye or Sha Lin, and Resilience if there's a Meme King.

And remember that you can heal and reload while you're jumping.
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>>166611227
Cassie and Androxus got a damage nerf a few updates ago and Drogoz had his speed nerfed.
They're all A-B tier at best now.

Here's some tierlists to look over:http://paladins.guru/tierlists.
Most are shit but I guess you can take an average or something.
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I have discovered that Resilience neuters the push-back range of Torvald's ult. I survived Frog Isle.
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>>166616862
>negates pips ult
>negates torvalds ult
>makes BK much less dangerous
>negates various other stun and slow effects
>only 200 credits at first level, 1200 total to max it out
Resilience is truly the best blue item.
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>>166616104
Alright, I can deal.

Personally I always pick deft hands because I panic and sperg out when having to do quick aiming so I end up wasting shots. Bad habit of mine, I try to get rid of it but it always comes back.

I've noticed I have trouble killing healers though, but his fire rate is so slow that I don't know if caut would do much good, specially when I miss like 4/6 shots like a shitter. Maybe I should work on not being garbage.
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>>166617123
>negates pips ult
wat
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>>166617123
>1200
*600
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>>166617884
It reduces the time you stay as a chicken. Unless you get focused on heavily, you generally won't die because of it.

>>166618007
200+400+600=?
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>>166618242
>200+400+600
nice damage control
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>>166618007
>>166618242
>>166618595
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>>166618595
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>>166618595
Learn to read
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>>166618595
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>Makoas and Fernandos never using their shields and playing flank
>mfw they never step inside the point
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>>166618595
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>>166618595
Really makes you think.
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>>166618595
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>not going buck wild
why do anything else
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>>166619270
>tfw best objective time as a flank
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>>166619901
But where's the windup?
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My name is Buck, and I came here to _____
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>>166622031
Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
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>>166622207
And then dispose of the gum in a designated container.
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What model is Viktor's new car?
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grohk is based, why does his ult suck so much
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>>166622031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
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Holy shit the flank Pip memes are real? I think he's my new fave after the Drogoz gutting.
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fucking images on all boards not loading for anyone else?
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>>166624772
Hiroshimoot has been smoking the servers for a while.

Pics loading slowly because of bad internet my ass, it's chinkie's fault.
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>>166597306
>Huge skeleton
What a fucking OW ripoff
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>>166622683
I bet you also think Flankoa is a meme.
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>>166626584
I-It isn't?
Only thing I know is when I pocketed this Makoa all the way to the enemy base as Damba and he just shat on everyone who came out.
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>>166626815
>challenging makoa
they had it coming
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Are shield points calculated by how long a shield is active or how much damage a shield takes or both?
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>>166628858
How much damage you blocked with your shield.
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>>166628858
You mean the shield points in the post match scores?
Look at the numbers involved. See if you can guess.
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>>166628946
cheers

>>166628978
my suggestions were my guesses. lick my crack
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>>166597603
Of course, viciously defending overwatch the entire time while flinging insults all over, but the instant you find out that something you compare to your dear overwatch actually was in paladins first, you just say "I NEVER SAID OVERWATCH DID IT FIRST, *generic insult*
Yes you did, anything is a ripoff of overwatch in your eyes, Torbjorn placing down a turret and whacking it to upgrade it to fire faster is somehow a "unique" concept that overwatch made, definitely not a 1 to 1 recreation of engineer amirite?
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>>166622031
Cuck
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>>166622380
It's actually a tank, not a car, so he can drive his entire crew of army men around.
When I'm getting my Victor exclusive mount, Hi-rez
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awhile ago skye was considered a shit character in competitive. is that still the case?
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>>166631108
yes
doing 30% damage over time to tanks is nice but if any healer is paying attention then you effectively do nothing
her stealth is shit, she gets found way too easily as she can't even go near enemies without getting revealed
her gun isn't strong enough to let her win fights against anyone that can actually deal damage, use a mobility ability to get away, or use a defensive ability to protect themselves (basically everyone)
her ult is the only thing she has going for her
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Here's a buff for Skye: You can't see her during stealth unless you have Illuminate or she is Revealed by some ability (Hunter's Mark and Scout)
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>>166631108
She's still pretty shit. The only time she'll kill anything is if you let her triple poison bolt you before even attacking her, which really rarely happens vs good players. If you pit an andro vs a skye and andro gets in the first shot, he'll win the duel 90% of the time.

However, skye is still extra good vs squishies that can't manfight her, and low dps supports, simply because she WILL mess you up unless you know shes coming. Many champs such as kinessa, Grover and MalDamba can't fight her and die fairly fast if she gets the jump.

Her issue is, any flank can do what she does if they just use unconventional paths to FLANK the enemy. It doesn't matter if you're invis or not if you're behind the enemy team with them distracted with the point.
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>>166631361
That would make her a pubstomper again, while in pro play she'd simply get countered by a couple illuminate picks.
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>>166631361
Skye doesn't need a fucking buff, she needs a rework. She's currently the champ that takes the least amount of skill, the only reason she's underperforming in higher levels is because champions that take skill can do better than her with practice.
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Hey lets make tier lists for each champion type, Ill start.

S: Andro cuz hes still strong, also Evviesaur cuz wormhole is still OP wid da heal on blink

A:Bwuck cuz hes pretty tanky and deals ok dmg, just his dps is low enough so you can just run away but not really
C:Sky cuz shes squishy and she teknically only has 2 skills that help in combat, weed and invis are not that gud
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I firmly believe Androxus is the strongest champion in the game. Am I wrong, and if so, why?
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>>166631898

Are you on the spectrum?
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>>166632131
What do you mean?
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>>166632091
Yeah,I've got a reason for you
*unzips dicks*
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>>166632091
he takes effort to play
nigga I ain't puttin effort into a game I know hirez is going to drop in about a year
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>>166632091
>reversal sometimes bugs out & you still take damage
>even if it doesnt bug out anyone with a brain wont shoot you making the skill effectively worthless
>defiance is garbage

Nah, hes got a ways to go before being the stro-

>[ANDROXUS] Heads Will Roll
>Deal 50% increased headshot damage.

RIP
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>>166632357
How to fix droxyboy:
Reversal bugs fixed. Reversal can now be thrown at any time by pressing the button again. Defiance replaced with another ability. There, done. Dunno WHAT ability but dude lmao
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>>166632667
>Reversal can now be thrown at any time by pressing the button again

That doesn't fix the issues with the skill. I would change it so that its less obvious he's using it so you actually have to be paying attention. He puts up 1 hand & the green glow is less intense.

>Defiance replaced with another ability

The concept for the ability is cool (if a bit unoriginal). Its just the way they've balanced it which makes it bad.
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>>166633041
NO! It FIXES the skill in the same sense Ice Block works, now you can just wait a small period of time, and PERFECTLY time when his reversal goes down. At least if he could throw it at any time, you couldn't just TIME it and kill him as SOON as he lowers the reversal!
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>We don't want too many press button to kill ults
>Torvald ults, ez quadras
What did hirez mean by this?
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>>166633650
Comparing it to ice block doesn't make sense. Ice block is a purely defensive skill & reversal is a counter skill. Him being able to end it prematurely doesn't help reversals ability to throw damage back at the enemy (the intended purpose).
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>>166633904
>Torvald ults, ez quadras
exaggerating
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>>166633904
>Viktor gets Resilience 2 at least
>escapes from beam easily
>proceeds to feed Torvald bullets
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>ausie servers
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>>166634776
Fucking amazing.
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>>166634462
I admit quadras would be rare because no one wants to stick to the point/payload.
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>>166634849
>finally found a match
>choose character
>this happens
maybe im not supposed to game tonight
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>>166634776
>>166634849
>>166635026
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>>166635145
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Damn, if you're gonna play skye, pick up that crazy 40% reload speed card when you use poison bolts. That's really god damn good value for the points, considering that shit costs 1200 credits normally.
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>>166596053
>we want the donald trump audience
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>>166636343
Literally every skye worth their weight I've seen had that card
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Is the new pip gooddrogoz?
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>>166636343
>>166637703
Don't do that. Use Nimble Fingers 3 and don't buy deft hands. NF3 by itself already maxes out your reload speed, NF4 is a complete waste of a card point at the moment.
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>pick Torvald
>lose five games in a row
>literally feel like I'm playing with handicapped people with Pips going 240 credits for the entirety of the game
>switch to Makoa
>end up doing twice the damage of the next guy on my team

I don't know how good I am objectively (I am Diamond on Makoa but I have no idea what the fuck that means, though), but these people seem seriously retarded. This shit only happens in casual too. I'll play competitive and this will happen once in a while, but in casual it's every goddamn game.
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Ezho here, did they fix dragon
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>>166639759
Welcome back you pubstomping faggot. I've missed your posts.
Were you still around when they nerfed thrust? Because that happened and I don't think they've touched him since.
He seems pretty good in the new PVE mode though.
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>>166639759
>>166639998
>circlejerking
Nobody cares who you are faggot, go back to Яeddit
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>>166639998
yes that's what I'm referring to
what a piece of shit drycunt
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What if Skye's smoke bomb did damage
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What if Skye's stealth had no time limit
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What if Skye got Pip's lightweight effect while invisible? That way it'd be much less predictable to where she's going when she goes invis and could actually chase people with some form of vertical mobility like Grover and Drogoz etc.
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>>166634849
this shit right here why this queing system is fucking stupid.
GIVE ME A FUCKING SERVER BROWSER
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What if Skye's ult reset if it killed somebody.
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>>166638394
>NF3 by itself already maxes out your reload speed, NF4 is a complete waste of a card point at the moment.
Explain.
Are you saying theres a hard cap to how much your reload speed can increase?
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What if drogoz was fun to play again
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>>166641438
Id be ok with that if illuminate got buffed
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>>166641951
There's a hard cap to reload speed at 60%. Nimble Fingers is bugged so it gives you the card's reload speed for each bolt fired, aka 3x its intended effect (but with a minor diminishing return). NF3 allows you to reach the cap, NF2 would, too, if it wasn't for the diminishing returns.
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>>166642089
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>>166641951
Basically yeah. It's capped at around 0.5s from what I remember that one anon posted. So just use NF2+Deft Hands or NF3
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>>166642179
This is the first I've heard of it but it sounds plausible.
Healing rain on Grohk and the Veteran item were bugged in a similar way. Giving the listed healing boost per tick instead of per second.
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>>166642179
>>166642331
Just a minute, recording footage.
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>>166641190
>>166641438
>>166641575
>>166641886
>>166641978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
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>>166642880
Basic reload.
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>>166643510
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>>166643647
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>>166643765
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>>166643881
Comparing all the times, there's obviously something fishy going on. The reload speed being applied for each bolt being the most obvious explanation.
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>>166643647
>>166643765
>>166643881
>>166644006
good to know, thanks for you effort.
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30 FPS

OPTIMIZE YOUR FUCKING GAME LOW REZ
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>that feel when after 4 months of pestering you finally get your best friend to play and he really likes it
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>>166643510
>>166643647
>>166643765
>>166643881
>>166644006
God's work, anon. Thank you.
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Does Deft Hands stack with ALL cards that increase reload speed, ie. Mal Damba's?

Up to a total of 60% at least?
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>>166641978
What makes Drogoz not fun? I was spamming fire spit today and it was enjoyable for me but I didn't play Drogoz much a few months back so maybe he was even better.
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>>166645097
as far as I know they've decided their buff/debuff iterations for pretty much anything is 'the strongest buff/debuff applies'
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>>166576579
I had a 5 v 5 standoff match once, noone would die, noone could push the cart, it was amazing.

Meanwhile in overshit "ult, everyone is dead, LOOK MOM"
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>>166645172
They really nerfed his movement speed in the air, he's still pretty good but he used to be much much better
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>>166641575
imo skye is more about ambushing than evasion, I'd rather buff her ability to sneak around and kill people than make it easier to run away like a coward
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>>166645520

I'm not sure if I like what that anon was suggesting, but Skye's lack of any real mobility does a LOT to hinder her ability to flank when compared to Bunk/Andro/Evie. Going 25% faster while invis does not and never will count as mobility, when hallways are always tight enough to reveal Skye unless she takes the longest way around possible.
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S tier
Drogoz, Andrew, Cassie

A tier
Viktor, Barik, Makoa, Mal'Damba, Ying, Sha Lin, Buck

B tier
Fernando, Pip, Kinessa, Buck, Evie, Bomb King, Tyra

C tier
Grohk, Ruckus

Any others are not worth mentioning.

Note: I completely pulled this out of my ass. I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. I don't watch pro gameplay and don't play competitively on any level.
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>>166593837
>>166594601
Im the anon who made that post and i have never even played makoa i play drogoz and grover exclusively, but whenever i see a makoa i know its a powerhouse of death, now they add some fucking champion that requires 0 skill and autoaims that is automatically the best frontline by far.

They need to make it into a lighting gun from quake at the very least its fucking unbelievable how little skill it takes as of now.
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>>166645739
>>166645520

Hell, I'd say get rid of Hidden altogether, and give her some kind of Genji-like I'm sorry, but I'm honestly blanking on another comparison, I just woke up invis+dash that'd allow her to actually get herself into a good spot.

Skye actually does alright for herself if she can get all the way behind enemy lines; it's just that her ability to do so requires 10-30 seconds longer than any of the other flankers, while being much more of a target with her tiny health pool.
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>>166645759
yet, somehow you're right
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>>166645268
Hold up, I'm running the reload speed on Buck and usually buy deft hands on top.

They don't stack then?
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Why is Mal'Damba so fun to play?
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>>166645097
>>166645268
>>166646059
They do stack, yes. Up to 60% max.
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What has your guys' experience been with Torvald? Bad, mediocre, good?

It's hard for me to tell if he's good or not because I solo queue and 75% of the time my team is completely retarded. But Torvald has been very frustrating to play against. It's been harder for me to take him down than Fernando, but it could just be the team comp or players I happened to be playing with and against that day.
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>>166645759
I know that Evie is S tier for sure. Ruckus is also high tier, surprisingly.
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>>166645759
>Andrew, Cassie
underperforming on almost all levels
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>>166646124
he the frontline version of tyra if you ask me
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>>166646174

drybear go and stay go
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>>166645759
Could tell when you put Drogoz in S tier
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>>166645759

Drogoz is definetly not s tier and i main him

Its very ping and map reliant.
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>>166646346
>>166646468
are you serious
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>>166572083
its a "no one picks Wrecker against Torvald and Fernando and they pick Deft Hands instead" episode
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>>166646507
Yes moron its not s tier at all, to do very very well with him you have to outskill your opponents a lot there are champions that let you do better with the same skill.
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Reminder

Out of 55 matches total in the tourney, here's the wins/picks for each champion:
Frontline: Makoa - 31/55, Fernando - 24/55, Ruckus - 31/47, Barik - 3/9
Damage: Cassie - 27/55, Sha Lin - 24/54, Viktor - 8/16, Kinessa - 6/12, Drogoz - 5/11, Bomb King - 2/2, Tyra - 0/1
Support: Mal'Damba - 28/53, Ying - 21/39, Grover - 8/21, Pip - 4/8, Grohk - 0/0
Flank: Evie - 23/50, Androxus - 25/45, Buck - 3/14, Skye - 1/1

Sorted by win percentage, they go: (Bomb King 100%, Skye 100%,) Ruckus 65.96%, Makoa 56.36%, Androxus 55.56%, Ying 53.85%, Mal'Damba 52.83%, Pip 50%, Viktor 50%, Kinessa 50%, Cassie 49.09%, Evie 46%, Sha Lin 44.44%, Drogoz 45.45%, Fernando 43.64%, Grover 38.09%, Barik 33.33%, Buck 21.43%, (Tyra 0%,) Grohk -%.
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>>166645759
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>>166646614
smdh u know nothing one explosive fire ball and BAM the objective is urs...
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>>166646174
indeed, random anon that i didn't pay to say that. By the way, buy your crystals.
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>>166646530
I played a Torvald vs. Torvald game today with seven people buying Deft Hands

even the Sha Lin

casual, not even once
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>>166646705
Yeah if for some reason their flank isnt making their objetive to kill you or bother you all game long.

Also landing rockets which is your main form of dps is harder than most other champions unless your shooting at tanks, just taking the high ground off a drogoz is enough to beat him most of the time.
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>>166646735
>even the Sha Lin
kek
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>>166646832
are we talking high level, competitive setting or casual queue?
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>>166646709
I kinda like our own brand of Toddposting.
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>>166647092
What i said applies to any of those.
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>>166646648
grohk blocked
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Who else /tired of paladins/ here?
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>>166646648
Yeah great sample size there
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>>166648284
join the discord, you'd be a perfect fit
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>>166646124
To me he is like Barik and Tyra, fun to play but you'll need your team to be awake to really excel. I like how his powers work.
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>>166648284
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>>166646124
Good Ruckus can wreck his shield and use only Q ability until Torvald is dead/already used recharge, then go with emitter.

Though maybe all Torvalds I played against are retarded. Same about all tanks I played against as Torvald.

Generally, as Torvald I seem quite hard to kill. While Ruckus does counter Torvald pretty well (by having 50% dmg reduction that Torvald can't consume), Torvald is an off tank that can outlast your main tank.
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>>166648284
heh...shouldn't have played it so much then kid. as for me? me and my buddy are just getting started. this game will last us a long time while you shitpost on /vg/.
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>>166648284
>>/owg/
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the throw distance and ridiculous jumps pip has, he must have like freaky chimp strength

his ult needs to changed to tearing your face off
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Maeve is a qt brown loli catgirl!
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Why is Fernando such a bro?
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>>166650702
Chimp champ when?
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>want to play paladins
>this happens
What do?
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>>166652975
Be happy
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>>166644675
I still hate you for it you ass hole
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZdrMmMMDNI
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Aren't damage and flank really the same thing?
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>>166583519
They look dumb though.
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>>166604415
The Bariks benefit from each others turrets, it is bullshit with retarded team members.
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>>166655705
damagers are good at dealing constant and sustained damage
flankers usually have more burst but less sustained damage
flankers are also more fragile (generally) so they cant be out on the battlefield, unlike damagers
flankers are also terrible at fighting tanks
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>>166609260
Not healing? Sounds right.
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>>166655989
>>166655705
They're also far more mobile and have escape options available to them if they get caught out.
Except Skye's sucks which is why she's lower tier than the others.
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>>166615213
>They don't.

Not him but they do, pay attention.

>>166618242
>It reduces the time you stay as a chicken
I used too, but in ob 40 it didn't. I checked in 3 games and at level 3 I still had full chicken duration. They MIGHT have reversed it this patch.
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>>166654259
You challenge Torvald!?!
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>>166604415
Key is play as drogoz, ult the grover then have bomb king stun them or pip turn them into chickens and win, but with retarded teammates i have been able to succeed only once.
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>>166656215
drogoz and cassie have pretty good mobility/escape
drogoz is great at ambushing too
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>>166656691
>drogoz
>good escape
>with all the hitscan and the fact that by going up you are open to getting sniped by that one kinessa that always seems to be looking at the place where you suddenly appear when using thrust
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>>166645759
You have Buck listed twice, he should be in B.
Drog should be A.
Evie should be S.
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i want to play with you fags, add me doesnt matter if we win lose i just want to play with someone because its more fun

name: mermoco
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>>166656861
go fuck urself
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>>166656772
>running away from the kinessa like a little pussy bitch
>instead of jumping at her and slapping her with your massive dragon dick
smá Žh tbá Žh
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Bomb King is such a huge counter to Torvald, holy shit.
If you can land a few bombs on him then stun him, you can easily kill him.
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>>166655705
flank is short effective range, high mobility, limited area control
damage is long effective range(barring the king), comparatively poor mobility, and better area denial
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>>166656176
Torvald doesn't need to be constantly healed, a burst heal from pip when his shield is down is enough to buy him time to charge the shield and fight back, Ying's constant heals are wasted and she's got less offensive potential against an enemy Torvald while a pip with wrecker fucks him up.
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>>166657354
>Bomb King is such a huge counter to [insert champion], holy shit.
>If you can land a few bombs on him then stun him, you can easily kill him.
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>>166657119
you're retarded m8

i meant that by using thrust his "escape" you open yourself up to be sniped by that kinessa that's on the other side of the map
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>>166655973
honestly you need fucking BK and Drogoz just to wipe out the god damned turrets and keeping the mobs off the point, and that's a constant task to do until a Makoa or Barik inevitably, invariably sneaks up on you and pops a cap in your ass with aimbot tier jittering (the killcams are like someone actually coded a scrub-ass aimbot that just insta-locks onto your head 360 degrees)

And then if you don't have two tanks and a healer then you don't get anyone ON the point.
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>that one fucking frontline who yells at you to heal him as grover when all he does is run to the point where 5 other enemies are standing and then calls you bad for not dying with him
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>>166657950
ORRRR
you could just shoot her

honestly i played drogoz so much and i never had problems with kinessa unless she is hiding inside of a makoa or something
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>>166658120
I know that feeling.
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who is best frontline and why is it ruckus
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>>166656861
I'll play with you if you're EU.
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>>166658416
OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP MORON

YOU USE THRUST TO ESCAPE ANOTHER CHARACTER AND SHE SNIPES YOU FROM FAR AWAY BECAUSE BY GOING UP YOU ARE UNINEVITABLY ON HER LINE OF SIGHT DENSE FUCK
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>>166658639
It's makoa and because gET OVER HERE
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>>166658717
shoot her you idiot
kinessas dont move
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YOU ESCAPE USUALLY ON LOW HP AND HITSCAN HITS BEFORE A PROJECTILE, I'D LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOU TO SEE JUST HOW SHIT YOU ARE

Seriously you remind me of those theory players from tf2g and whenever we got together to play i'd have 6+ dominations
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>>166658809
>he hasn't met a bunny hopping kinessa yet
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>mfw game keeps crashing with buzzing sound
>forces me to hard shutdown computer

I-I don't want to believe my GPU is dying...
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>>166659175
Is that james from pokemon?
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>>166659071
Its not even a case of shooting the kinessa, its that by using drogoz's escape you're obviously mid/low hp and a lot of the times you just happen to appear right on their crosshairs so "JUST SHOOTING THEM" isn't even an option.
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>>166659228
No that's Nurse Joy.
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>if i write all caps and not reply my point will be stronger
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>choose pip with non-heal setup
>only "support" player on team
>doing the most damage by far
>team is just suiciding into the opponents, dying in seconds
>"pip heal more"
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>>166659378
Who are you quoting?
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>>166658690
I'm NA

>>166658572
>damage/flanks YELLING at me to play only to heal their squishy asses
>tell them fo fuck off
>end game check score and 9/10 times i end up outdamaging them as grover by 10k+
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>>166659378
You're guaranteed to be a complete shitter at the game kid, i wish there was MGE here so i could stomp your ass
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>>166659364
Oh.
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>it's a "your healer AFKs because you lost the first round" episode
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Isn't it kinda ironic for a tree having to use an axe to survive?
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>>166659848
I hope you die a slow and cruel death
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>>166659848
delete this
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>>166659848
Ying loves penises of all colors.
She truly is amazing.
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>>166659848
DELETE THIS
Ying is Fernando's property!
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I just learned that you don't need to ride all the way back as Ying, just use dimensional link
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>>166573479
Paladins was in testing before Overwatch was even out of concept stage
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flank grover new meta
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>>166660342
What the fuck?
Go fuck yourself. MMMM.
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>>166659848
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

YING IS A PURE MAIDEN
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>tfw yoouuu dont give a FUCK what YING thinks
Feels fuckin great mate
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>>166660583
Then why does she dress so slutty?
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>>166660774
S'what keeps her alive... The heal beams work better in contact with skin.
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best buck loadout?
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>>166659848
People use guns to kill other people. If there's a tree people race, I think it makes sense for them to use axes to kill other tree people.
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>>166661060
Really makes you think.
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>>166661060
Well he's the only treeman, with the master plan he is the treeman, it is who he... Am... He is the treeman!
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>>166661435
im like really freaking out maaan
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>>166660774
Customary clothes on her village/tribe/clan.

She is pure.
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>>166661685
In her village, those are probably considered to be very conservative clothes.
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Post yfw you stop and think about the fact that DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL
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>>166661685
She is pure slut.
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>tfw solo queue like every online game i ever play
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>>166661812
>yfw not yet, amigo
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You're on the point when this guy jets in and fists your tank's ass, what do you do?
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>>166658120
>tfw if you hold off the point alone for 30 seconds waiting for your team they're angry you died, but if you don't rush in and try to wait for support so you don't die, you're "not doing your job"
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>>166662291
fist his tank's ass
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>>166660872
Then why does anyone wear anything?
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>>166662147
Fuck you.

She is CUTE and UNSTAINED.
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How long until Paladins dies for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY
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>>166662738
>oh wow this is fucking terrible but this was probably made-
>YESTERDAY
holy shit
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>>166662738
NO
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>>166662738
Smite didn't die because of that skin. They had outdated and quite embarrasing skins before.
If anything, it widens the market. There ARE people that actually want this.
If this is what makes you want to quit the game, you probably don't actually enjoy the game that much.
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>>166662738
It's only a matter of time, boys.

Brace yourselves.
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>>166662738
oh christ how horrifying
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>>166662738
>be a meme-loving fuck
>sees nothing wrong with using memes himself
>spergs out when others use memes

What did he meme by this?
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>>166662738
That actually kinda makes me wanna play Smite.
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>play support
>damage champs on my team do no damage
>play damage next match
>support is too busy "doing damage" to heal anyone
It's the circle of life I suppose.
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>>166662738
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>>166662738
I hope, if they make meme skins, that they all go to evie
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>>166663468
>play flank
>Torvald gets so caught up in catching kills that I have to cap the point
And the wheel of fortune.
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>>166660971
I don't really have cards for him yet but getting stuff to make me jump around more often is really fun
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>>166663550
She's already built for it with her awful voice lines, so yeah they probably will
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>play anything
>highest damage
>still only play against bots because of my multiplayer anxiety

PvE mode didn't work for shit because it sucks, I just want harder normal bots and gold and exp for beating them
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>play a seriously tough competetive game
>win
>+12 competetive rating
Feels super duper good, man. A whole 12 rating. I only have to win like 25 games in a row to get master rank!
>>
1. how do i get good at this game?
2. how do i learn to love myself?
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>>166663402
just listen to the voice
the skin is terrible on the non doge side, but whatever.
the voice on the other hand
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>>166663982
1. play a lot
2. take off your pants and underpants and go ham
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>>166659848
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>>166663950
If you can't consistently win games you don't deserve to get up in rank man, its not to make you feel bad its a system put in place so you really play against people of your skill level.

Play chess and you'll understand.
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>tfw no one will ever admit evie is broken as fuck with her current kit
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>>166664328
Its fucking annoying how much damage she can do and all the ways she has of just fucking off.
>>
>>166662738
There's literally nothing wrong with this.
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>>166664049
t. no-fun loser who probably hates Foxy Ama too
>>
If I haven't played FPS in any proper capacity which champs per role are good to get acquainted with?
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>>166664284
I got 20 this time, which was nice. That is acceptable, and fine to work with.
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>>166664624
yeah, and that other weeb skin
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>>166664716
For beginners, I'd say
Frontline: Fernando, Torvald.
Damage: Viktor, Cassie.
Support: Grover, Ying.
Flank: Buck.
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>>166664716
Ying and Fernando are good and easy to pick up if you want to become comfortable with the role of healer and frontliner.
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>>166664716
Fernando,Ying,Viktor,Skye.
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>ying has a HS card
Oh boy
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I've played stone keep 5 times in a row. What the fuck is going on?
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>mfw I realize all future skins will be locked behind chest fuckery
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>>166667373
Not all of them, just the ones that actually took some effort to make!
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>>166667461
So, the good ones.

Great.
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Will Drogoz ever get a decent skin? What could they even make as one?
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>>166668968
not-mecha ridley
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Hey whats ur highest champion comp rating?
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>>166669330
0
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>>166669391
I've got 4170 or something on andro, my goal right now is 4500. Then I'll be happy.
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>>166664328
A big tip I can give for beating Evie is to play her yourself for a bit.
She's certainly strong but has a lot of weaknesses you can exploit if you know her well.
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>>166668968
undead dragon drogoz
skeletal dragon drogoz
medieval age drogoz
plushy drogoz
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>>166668968
>>166672795
Waifu Drogoz.
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>>166672427
Her biggest weakness is move back and hit her, preferably with strong hitscan
She's got high mobility and great damage and her ice block but she has very low health herself
Alternatively have androxus or buck or something chase her down when she flies away
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>>166662714
Cum doesn't stain skin. She's definitely cute though.
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why do you play this cheap knockoff?
kek are you too much of a poorfag to the point that you cant spend 30$ for overwatch?
>>
@166673526 (You)
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>>166662738
I like it.
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>>166673526
I have Overwatch and I wouldn't play that game anymore if you paid me
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>>166663402
>doge is funny
can't you just fuck off back to 9gag/funnyjunk or wherever the fuck you came from?
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>>166673526
>paying $30 on a AAA that manages to be worse than Paladins

so this is the jewish's true power.
>>
do not reply to the bait lads
how hard is this
i even put a warning sign right below the post
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>>166673828
t. meme connoisseur
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>>166673939
hey, it keeps the thread alive.
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>>166673848
every Hi-Rez game ever made has shitty artwork/gameplay and is a chink knockoff of something popular
>>
What's the best way to deal with Torvald as Makoa? I can't pop my shield because he'll steal it and just make himself stronger. So do I kill him as fast as possible without shielding? Go after his healer first still without shielding, and then him?

Killing two people without using my shield sounds pretty difficult, unless he's really weak if I don't give him a shield to steal.
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>>166673978
you need to be over 18 to post here
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>>166674016
>Knockoff ends up being better than the original
How's that trademark Blizzard balancing treating ya
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>>166674108
You don't deal with Torvald, you hook and kill everyone around him and ideally let the dps take care of him. When you're playing as Makoa you need to be trying to hook squishies rather than duelling the enemy tank which is usually a waste of time.
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>>166674174
does animu hamster have your seal of approval Dr. Prof of memeology?
can I get a list?
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>>166674193
holy shit look at how many good games hirez made
>jetpack fighter

>>166674430
you need to go back >>/9gag/
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>>166673526
Paladins has better balance right now
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>>166674950
nice Tu quoque anon
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>>166674108
desu I just ignore torvald because he's so slow and does such little damage and focus on his team instead
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>>166674687
do they teach meme science there?
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>>166673526
Buy me the game if you're such a richfag.
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>>166675130
But Paladins does have better balance than overwatch right now, overwatch is leaning far more towards a single predefined comp for most every situation with every update, eventually everyone will just play 6 heroes because they're just better than the rest
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>>166675185
i dont know anon
you should know because you came from that shithole to our board
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>>166675251
you're the expert on memes here
you should know your faculties
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>>166675250
still using Tu quoque anon? sad
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>>166675361
never said i was
nice straw man :^)
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>>166675381
Correct statements are not logical fallacies
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>>166675381
>'game is better because it costs more!' is somehow not the same as 'game is better because it's more balanced'

???
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>>166675381
1) Do you even know what tu quoque is?
2) I really wish there was at least one thread without you dumbasses.
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>>166675504
then how come you can judge memes so eloquently?
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>>166675618
>straw man
never said that it was better because it costed more
quote me if you can

>>166675626
yes, i do know
i will save some of your bandwidth by posting this image

>>166675686
i never said i could
stop projecting
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>>166675863
>I never said I could stop projecting
We can tell
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>>166675863
fuck off neckbeard
overwatch sucks
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>>166675863
>>166673526
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>>166675934
>straw man again
there is a line between those afirmations

>>166676020
>ad hominem
nice argument anon

>>166676034
if you are going to give me (You)s at least present an argument
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>>166675863
>i never said i could
your extensive displayed knowledge in the schools of meme makes that evident
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>>166675863
But you didn't actually propose any criticism. You saying "are you too much of a poorfag to buy overwatch" or "this is a knockoff" is not criticism.
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i warned you guys
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>>166676318
I'M HAVING FUN THOUGH
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Either this guy is samefagging or you're all really stupid.
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>>166676310
>"this is a knockoff" is not criticism
you cant make this shit up

>>166676310
never said i had any knowledge in the "schools of meme"
why are you trying so hard anon? kek

>>166676428
im not samefagging
i just enjoy debating
>>
Official list of /palg/ memes:
>Ying is a slut
>Ying is pure
>I want Evie to _______!!!!!!!!
>Cassie the piggie
>Li Wang/Shen Long/Hua Bua/Lu Kang/Bruce Lee
>*BRAAAAAAP*
>Which champion is the gay one?
>high-context Europeans vs low-context Americans

Any meme not on this list is not allowed to be posted.
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>>166676563
Wow, you're retarded beyond belief
Go and actually learn what tu quoque is, maybe you too will understand how retarded you are
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>>166676695
Brapposting is widespread though. It's hardly ours, if at all.
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>>166676818
>you are retarded
>how retarded you are
if you use more ad hominem you will be right anon
keep going
>>
i mean if anything this guys replicates the average poster of /owg/ pretty well
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>>166674016
>and is a chink knockoff of something popular
Name one. You can't.
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owwww!~
*slows u down and weightless away and notices ur Makoa*
OwO whats this...?
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>>166677002
There is no argument. This isn't a matter of being right or wrong, because there is no argument right now. It's simply a matter of you saying big words you don't understand and feeling superior.
If anything, you're using fallacies as well by moving the goalposts.
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>>166677234
yes i can
actually, i can name more than one
>paladins
>tf2 + overwatch

>global agenda
>halo + 3rd person camera

>Jetpack Fighter
>Jetpack Joyride

sorry anon, you were asking to be refuted

>>166677347
>you're using fallacies
quote me using fallacies against arguments
>"big words"
is that even a thing for people nowadays?
do i need to limit my vocabulary so you can understand me? wtf
>>
>>166676695
>>166676937
ripoff memes for a ripoff game
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>>166677739
>>Jetpack Fighter
>>Jetpack Joyride

Actually, Jetpack Fighter is obviously a rip-off of Street Fighter. They have much more in common than Jetpack Joyride.

And that's the best of your list. I was asking to be refuted, but you couldn't do it.
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>>166677739
Don't forget their latest

Smite Rivals
Clash Royale
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>>166677739
You are using a fallacy right now. Instead of focusing on the point, you're focusing on a fallacy (non-existent), resulting in you somehow coming to conclusion that the post is incorrect.
This whole conversation is a complete joke at this point.
- Why do you play this cheap knockoff?
- The balance is better
- Oooh, a fallacy (which it isn't)
- But the balance is better
- Is that a FALLACY I smell? (again, it isn't)
Then I proceeded to callout you using "A FALLACY" incorrectly and the discussion shifted entirely. So, thanks for using a fallacy fallacy.
>>
>>166678494
Forgot about that. That's the one actual example. The rest are serious stretches.
>>
>>166674417
>>166675132
Okay makes sense. Thanks!
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>>166678629
you just used the fallacy fallacy fallacy wtf
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STOP PICKING THE JEWISH ELF GUY, I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM.
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>>166677323
*unzips rocket launcher*
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>>166678436
https://youtu.be/u7JdrFkw8Vc
just take a quick look at the trailer and you will see what i mean
also,
>ignoring every single other game on my list
sorry anon, i know it hurts being refuted
dont give it too much attention and you will forget about it ok?

>>166678494
i didnt even know that existed huh
thanks

>>166678629
>pointing out fallacy is fallacy
wrong

>you're focusing on a fallacy (non-existent)
that the only thing presented to me atm
also, if you really think that the fallacy i mentioned doesnt exist, you can read these posts as example >>166676818 >>166676020 >>166675934

>>166678769
>serious stretches
not really, if you actually take the time to analyze the games i mentioned you would agree with me


are you guys even trying at this point?
it doesnt seem like it
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>>166675626
There were a bunch of threads without them in the past. I don't know what changed. They would pop up sometimes, but definitely more infrequently than this.
>>
>>166676695
Is the "What? But that girl is shit." picture meme not included because it's part of the "I want Evie to _______!!!!!!!!" one?
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ying is for giant dragon dick
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>>166678967
You very obviously haven't played Jetpack Joyride or Jetpack Fighter. You think they're the same because they have similar names.

>>ignoring every single other game on my list
Because they were even dumber. Every Blizzard game is a ripoff by the same logic. Warcraft? Dune II + Lord of the Rings. Starcraft? Dune II + Aliens. Overwatch? TF2. Lost Vikings? Lemmings. If you have to describe it as two different games mashed up, it's already not a knockoff.
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>>166678967
Pointing out a fallacy is not a fallacy. Using pointing out a fallacy to discredit an argument is a fallacy.
Please analyze with your superior mind this screenshot and point to me where tu quoque is used.
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>>166679421
sauce pls
im trying to find paladins porn for ages
anon pls deliver
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>>166673526
Why do you drink water when I'd sell you a bottle of piss for $40? It even has electrolytes!
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>>166679184
If I had to guess? It's a combination of Blizzard's shitty balancing and big overwatch streamers/pros trying paladins because of the aforementioned bad balancing and coming to realize the game is fun has blizzdrones on edge
>>
Games are iterative.

If that makes them knockoffs then I'd rather play the cheaper, better balanced, and more fun knockoff than the terribly balanced, frustrating one that took my money before I realized how unfun and horribly paced it was.
>>
>>166678923

>not pressing join game just before the timer runs out to catch everyone by surprise and pick Torvald

git gud
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>>166679458
>you never played jetpack fighter
not true

>you think they are the same because they have similar names
apparently you are a fucking mindreader because i never said that
but anyway, i think they are similar because of the gameplay and the atmosphere of the game

>>166679576
not an argument

>>166679463
>pointing out fallacy to discredit an argument is a fallacy
no it is not
fallacy should not be used during a debate
and if it really is, you are doing it right now kek
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>>166679575
It's on Paheal. Almost all the Paladins porn is on Paheal.
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>>166679597
This is it. I have a blizzdrone friend and it's like a cult. He tells me about every Overwatch sale even though I didn't enjoy the beta or the free weekend and he doesn't even play it anymore. It sucks because he refuses to play Paladins because of OW (and most of his complaints are fixed in Paladins), but will play other games similar to what he already has even if they're worse.
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>>166679597
Could be.
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>>166679597
>the official Overwatch forum has regular threads of people saying they're quitting to play Paladins because they're sick of Blizzard balance
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>>166680016
Link?
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>>166679837
Thanks for shifting the discussion again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy
Also it's hard to discredit an argument where there is none. I'm doing it because you've shifted the discussion in this direction.
Try to focus on what's presented to you.
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>>166679421
But that's not Evie.___
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>>166680121
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752541701?page=1
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>>166680016
[citation needed]

>>166680208
>it's hard to discredit an argument where there is none
you took the words out of my mouth
thanks for saving me a post so i dont need to do another captcha

>Try to focus on what's presented to you
nothing but fallacies were presented to me
if you can quote arguments presented to me, do it
>>
>>166679837
>i think they are similar because of the gameplay and the atmosphere of the game

You think a game where you swipe to dash around to attack robots to move through a series of rooms is the same gameplay as a game where you tap to jump on a long straight path. The atmosphere is vaguely similar, but by that logic it's the same atmosphere as Deus Ex.

You claim to have played both, yet you also claim they have similar gameplay. It's very obvious you're going off of names alone.
>>
>>166680397
>I personally like tf2 better than paladins, in paladins you gotta be focused and in tf2 you can do whatever you want

I know this is a kid, but wow, no wonder he bought Overwatch.
>>
ignore that guy for a second and r8 my totally sick loadout
is it decent? looking to mostly maximize my tankiness while still being able to dish out some decent damage
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>>166680507
yes i did play them Professor X
now stop trying to read my mind please
maybe you should go out on your way to install both and play them so you can decide for yourself if they are similar

>>166680397
>claims people are making regular threads about leaving overwatch
>i ask for proof
>posts 1 thread only and runs away
pic related, its the forums right now
>>
>>166680482
I'll just copypaste from a previous post.
- Why do you play this cheap knockoff?
- The balance is better
- Oooh, a fallacy (which it isn't)
- But the balance is better
- Is that a FALLACY I smell? (again, it isn't)
You asked a question, you got an answer. Then you shifted a discussion and ignored the answer.
>>
>>166680740
>can't work out how to search the forums
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/search?forum=22813879&q=paladins&sort=time&dir=d&page=1
>>
>Paladins so boring right now that people talk about Overwatch all the time in these threads now

Give us the season 1 PTS already dryhead
>>
>>166680740
>maybe you should go out on your way to install both and play them so you can decide for yourself if they are similar

Maybe you should? Describe how they're similar. And not "they have jetpack in the name" or "they're set in the future". You said it was a ripoff, so this should be incredibly easy.

>>claims people are making regular threads about leaving overwatch
>>i ask for proof
>>posts 1 thread only and runs away

Ah, this explains it. You're from a universe where time isn't linear. Can't expect proper brains to develop that way.
>>
>>166680662
Good loadout if nobody's buying wrecker against you, though I'd try sneaking in Last Stand somewhere in there.
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>>166680397
>26 fucking pages
amazing
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>>166680742
>you got an answer
if you are talking about this post >>166674950 you just refuted yourself by proving that was tu quoque fallacy

again, go read this image >>166675863 that i posted just for you so you could understand what tu quoque was

>>166680921
2/3 of these posts are about how roadhog's hook is frustrating and should be a little more like makoa's

>>166681065
>maybe you should
i already did

>And not "they have jetpack in the name" or "they're set in the future"
I NEVER PRESENTED THOSE SIMILARITIES AS ARGUMENTS
stop projecting

>You're from a universe where time isn't linear. Can't expect proper brains to develop that way
fine example of ad hominem
>>
>>166681187
Yeah, Evolve vs Towering Barrier really depends on Wrecker.
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>>166681307
Still not hearing any similarities. Sounds like you can't name a single way they're similar. If you really did play them, you should've been able to at least say that they both have coins to collect.

C'mon, you said it's a knockoff, burden of proof is on you and it should be very easy if you're right.
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>>166681307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque
You don't need images when there are clear articles online. Even if it's just wikipedia.
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>>166679359
Yes.
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>>166676695
>I want Evie to _______!!!!!!!!
I've always wondered if that's just one guy or not.
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>>166681510
>Still not hearing any similarities
stop using straw man you are not contributing one bit to this debate

>Sounds like you can't name a single way they're similar
go read my posts, i already did
im not going out of my way to spoonfeed you because you cant ctrl+f and read my posts

>>166681516
thanks, i guess?
i posted that image here so he could read it without going to another site
this is a image board


i gotta admit tho, paladins rule 34 is pretty gud
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>>166681820
You said:

>just take a quick look at the trailer and you will see what i mean

Obviously I don't see what you mean, because I don't have your special eyes.

If it's such a knockoff, you should be able to name one way they're similar.

>stop using straw man you are not contributing one bit to this debate

You can't just name random fallacies when you don't have an argument. That only works in your head.
>>
>strawman logical fallacies discreditments argument arguments
>fancy french words that nobody understands

who the fuck is this and why did they crawl into my cave
>>
>>166682061
>random fallacies
kek

>you dont have an argument
i do, read my posts

completely non related optional question answer in spoilers
i liked paladins rule 34 more than overwatch rule 34, what about you
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>>166680016
Wait till they see the toasters that are the Paladins servers.
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>>166682316
>he still can't name one way they're similar
>yet he will probably leave thinking he's right
>>
>>166681820
That image isn't correct though. Tu quoque is heavily interlocked with ad hominem.
Please read the wikipedia page.
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>>166680946
more like everyone is tired of Blizzard balance and slow as fuck content updates so they come to shitpost in this thread
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>>166682598
fucking hell, im going to have to spoonfeed you read these posts please >>166677739 >>166678967 >>166679837

also, answer my question about the rule 34 you fucking nutjob >:(

>>166682603
that image is correct
prove me wrong
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>>166682924
None of those give a reason the two Jetpacks are alike, though.

I prefer Paladins 34 because there's less of it, so it still feels special. The OW girls have some better art, but seeing so much of it makes them just feel like boring whores. Or I'm a porn hipster.

>>166682687
Hey, it keeps the thread on the front page, so I don't complain.
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>>166683159
it does, i said I felt like the GAMEPLAY and ATMOSPHERE were similar

i just saw an image of evie fucking makoa in the ass with a HUGE (i mean really fucking huge) dick
wtf man
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>>166683298
link right fucking now
>>
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>>166682316
Yeah, for some reason OW r34 doesn't really strike me as all that good. Probably because almost everyone is just a bland shell of a personality in a fancy outfit. So yeah, I prefer Paladins.
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>>166683470
lol
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>>166683298
I guess I'm looking for where that reaches knockoff levels.

>>166683470
I wonder what percent of OW and Paladins porn artists actually play the games.
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>>166598829
ye
>>
>play Lightning Orc
>Totem stays near or within walking distance of Torvald
>Torvald melts in 3 seconds regardless of heals and the rest of the team's assistance
>"Where's the heal?"
>>
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>>166683598
i just drew this on paint, does it count?
thats futa evie btw
thats some good fap material famalamdingdong
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>Who would you rather hug? Bomb King, or Plushy Makoa?
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>>166684120
bomb king
is this even a question
>>
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>>166683735
Dude, nice!
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>>166684120
>normal bomb king
>can allahu ackbar me at any moment

>plushy makoa
>i can hug and sleep on top of him
and he can fuck my boipucci all night until i break
>>
>>166682924
The image is an incorrect describtion of tu quoque. It's oversimplified to the point where it just comes off as false. Or can percieved that way.
It would be tu quoque if the conversation went something like this:
-Why do you play a knockoff?
-You used to play a knockoff and enjoyed it so your argument is invalid.
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>>166684024
i-is it wrong that i came while fapping to that?
>>
>>166684024
better than some of the other shit people have drawn
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1903593
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>>166684503
It would be wrong if you didn't.
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>>166684024
this shit is fucking gold
someone please use this image for the next general
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>>166683735
VVT
VVGN
VER
VER
>>
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>>166684024
what
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>>166684740
I would, but is it allowed? I mean, it is "kinda" porn.
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>>166685036
if the janny asks, its just a new evie ult or some shit idk
lets use it anyway

for that anon that fapped to this picture, yes it is
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>>166680349
She's crying. I don't think she's very happy about it. If she was made for it you'd think she would be happy about being used for her purpose.

My point is, that picture would be much hotter if she was happy.
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>>166685140
>>166685331
Alright, here goes nothing.
>>
>>166685415
the hero that we need, not the one we deserve
>>
>>166685498
FUG, the image got deleted before I saved it. I guess I'll just recreate it.
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>>166685649
do it with the 2 posts
the one who fapped and the rule 34 evie
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>>166684024
holyshit
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>>166685731
Okay, I think I have an idea, gimme a sec.
>>
>>166681820
Overwatch rule 34 is better, if only by a matter of quantity leading to more numbers of quality works, but we've got some decent pieces, yeah.
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>>166685853
the original image is still there >>166684024
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>>166684024
Truly, Paladins r34 is superior to Overwatch r34.

I hope someone actually tries to fap to this picture
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>>166686031
he already did >>166684503
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>>166685140
>janitors asking the users before deleting their content and banning them

That's a good one.
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>>166648284
Yep. Ive started playing Dirty Bomb again. So much less stressfull
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