/ss13/- Spessman on a Spess Station

geschlechtsverkehr der schmerz entfernt when

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13626

cute vox

Is Nar'Sie summoned from the void, from the bluespace, from his own reality or from another timeline?

>>166501014
when you smertchs it

>>166501290
His own realm

>>166501290
Narsie is an interior decorator, he moves from universe to universe redecorating.

I want to waifu Tanya!

Post songs you want in the jukebox

Post your best mediocre sec team

No waifus

What happened to Dylan?

>>166502106
He was exiled

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>>166502075

>>166501545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6SaPKbyxc
I think it's fitting

>>166502106
Cluster got fed up with Dylan making shitty, bug-ridden, untested PRs and banished him.

>>166502106
He was laughed out of /vg/ and went to colonial marines.

>>166502273
>>166502327
monster kek

Probe is a shitty admin

>mommi making bombs

Friendly reminder to revs. Don't allah ackbar if you cannot get all the heads in the explosions?

>>166501391
I want Tanya to not be retarded and just play assistant until she grasps the basics of gameplay before playing more head roles!

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Good Job Xenoarch.

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>be doc
>go to HoP for maint access because Medbay was quiet and there's no reason to not have maint
>HoS decides to "search" someone by stripping her randomly and throwing her shit everywhere
>look at contents of the backpack since it landed by me
>HoS takes this as a threat and runs over to me
>HoP finishes with my ID, lays it down
>HoS grabs my ID and tries to run like a fucking Clown
>disarm him to try and get it back
>he sics a borg on me
>when I Law 2 the borg to get me out of the brig he chases me down the hall firing lethal Lawgiver rounds at me
>later find a person in Medbay who was with me in the Brig Lobby
>he's got repeated laser burns to the chest
Correct me if I'm wrong but is HoS an antag role?

>>166502564
I've done this to myself as an engineer with an o2 canister and oh my god is it embarrassing.

>>166502394
And a worse collaborator

>want to make some creatine for bloody suicide
>autistic chemist trashes it because hurr I'm the chemist here
>come again, get chloraled and thrown into disposals, almost die because engineering is gone
>come back, get my creatine
>get to shuttle, autist is dead
>explode from overdose
>hurr why are you so salty
How autistic you have to be to throw a fit about going to chemistry as a doctor, 90% of time there's no chemist at all and when there is they are either autistic or just keep making grenades

>>166502394
>>166502656
stay mad shitters

>>166502602
>>look at contents of the backpack since it landed by me
>>HoS takes this as a threat
I bet you picked it up instead of clickdrag, dumbass

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>>166502602
>is HoS an antag role?
Fuck you you piece of shit syndie liberal faggot

>>166502656
>>166502394
Don't insult probe, he is the best admin now after dragonbro bit the dust.

>>166502765
>at least one count of shooting at a civilian
>trying to take a moral high ground

>>166501545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FmAUwojQcE

>>166502602
He was new. Feel free to ahelp it.

>>166502602
HoS was under investigation for shittery, slightly hampered when the revs got him and the captain.

>>166502918
I wanted to give you something to do, shame that it was revs

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>>166502876
>not unconditionally supporting law enforcement regardless of collateral damage

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>>166502765
>syndie
>Syndie
>SYNDIE

>>166502740
Did you try asking the chemist?
Did you try talking to the chemist at all?

>>166502740
I died from a bomb while trying to treat the last person to walk into medbay who ran away because you were attacking me again.

The question remains. Why are you so salty about chemists?

I didn't exactly hide in a closet and surprise you. I told you all shift to stop walking in and I'd be glad to help you. I filled the fridge, I purchased rezadone and peridaxon for us, I helped everyone else. Except you.

The shifty ass doctor who kept ignoring me and walking into chemistry.

Even security wrote you off when I explained what happened.

>>166503176
And did you ever try, especially if you have access and there's free work space?

>>166503554
>And did you ever try, especially if you have access and there's free work space?
...Did I ever try what?

Is there a hotkey/combo to quickly point at something, like how shift+click is examine?

>>166502740
You should have ahelped

>>166503504
I went there 2 times, second time you almost killed me, if that's whole shift for you then fine.

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>>166502740
Nigger do you have any idea how fucking antagonistic creatine is?
Showing up out of the blue and making yourself creatine is a worse offense than making lube
I sure as fuck would chloral your ass too

>>166503176
why would he ask?
doctors have access to chemistry, they are allowed to come and go into chemistry as they please

chemist is a role you take to fuck around with chems on medbay while not having the same responsibilities as a doctor

>>166503632
Asking the chemist to let you go to chemistry when you have access, do you even remember what you asked about?
Imagine chef asking botanist every time if he can use something, or roboticist asking scientist for shit all the time when he just can get it himself

>>166503726
You were fine. I even had the AI open a path so you could leave maint.

If you don't want to get treated like a clown, don't act like one.

The only words you said all shift were calling me a faggot. And you're surprised you got a nap.

>>166503995
>Imagine chef asking botanist every time if he can use something
If you're a chef and you wordlessly take up half of botany and throw a fucking chimpout when the botanist says anything about it FUCK YOU

>>166501545
Do the jukeboxes actually play music?
I never hear anything while around them

>>166503932
I never said to him I wanted to make creatine, I could be making iron pills as well

>>166504119
Update VLC/Windows Media Player, make sure it's turned on in your settings.

>>166504158
>show up outta nowhere
>silently start making yourself creatine without a word
>get incredibly pissy if anyone interrupts you
"Oh-boy-I-just-got-autotator'd-time-to-wheelchair" starter kit

>>166504051
Issue was that cargo was blown to bits so that he popped out of disposals in the breach I think.
I at the very least did not see him in either cargo disposals or disposals disposals

>>166504116
How is using unoccupied Chem dispenser for 30 seconds equal to occupying chemistry for entire shift?

>>166503995
If the chemist isn't retarded or a memer then yes it is pretty damn rude to fuck over his workplace for no reason.
I can assure you that the botanists would feed you the their death nettle kudzu if you started taking up their whole place without reason.

>>166504337
I wouldn't have disposaled anyone had I known there was a breach. But since I was busy working almost the whole shift as far as I knew everything was fine outside Medbay.

>>166503995
...I didn't think that was the question.
Yes, yes I do ask. The concept of other people having their own jobs seems like a new thing to you.
You remind me of the all-access HoP that barges into Cargo and orders himself shit then calls the supply shuttle because "I have access".

>>166504263
I don't think you understand, he didn't know what I was making and I wasn't traitor, he just trashed it

>>166504449
Yeah I am not blaming you, I am only giving you a piece of information regarding why the MD claimed that you almost killed him.

>>166504487
If he trashed it, he knew what you were making nigga. I always check what other people are making when they swooce into chemistry and get busy with a dispenser, well over half the time it's nothing good.

>>166504550
Yes that explains a lot and why I was so insistent on persuading security I had done nothing more than flush him for being a dick. And why security was curiously upset over it.

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So what should I add to the .45 pistol crates to make them slightly more worth the price? Shitty webbing to hold a mag or two? Waist holsters? Custom holsters that fit only the .45? Some sort of bodyarmor?

>>166504623
Well he could for example ask what it's for, not trashing it and then using his secret bottle of chloral and box of syringes.
But securing valids is always better

>>166504886
I did repeatedly. I asked him to let me make what he needed and he called me a fag

Then fell asleep in my disposal bin.

>>166504818
Make glocks pAI compatible and put a pAI in there

>>166504818
The problem with the secglock crates isnt the price but that to unlock it you need to warden/hos/cap to unlock it for you.

>>166505005
What did you expect after trashing the beaker? A pat on the back?

>>166505058
Is that really a problem though? Everything lethal (which 45s are even if they're weak) requires armory access.

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>>166504886
>want something HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL for a nebulous use
>upset when people don't like you having this HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL thing
On-par with Assistants screaming their heads off that there's nothing wrong with them having the handtele. Actually worse, because some jobs actually CAN have the handtele.
I wouldn't let ANYBODY touch creatine unless there's an obvious emergency or they have fucking captain-level authorization.

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who's she?

>>166505164
It really isnt much of a problem since sec is able to get by without their glocks just fine. Thing is whenever lethals would get handed out sec would skip the glocks and go strait to the shotguns and eguns

>>166505161
I don't know how you came to the conclusion that I dumped your beakers contents but I have heartbreaking news.

You had it in the buffer and when I went to check what you were doing it was lost. If you had made any attempt to communicate what you were doing you would have avoided that. If you had asked me to do it I would have done it with the most expediency I could.

You didn't do either. You just kept walking in.

And mind you this was with the bluespace beaker I asked RnD for. While I was mixing with a large beaker you grabbed the supplies I specifically went to RnD to get (including supplies for you), didn't mention they arrived, pocketed the beaker, and walked out with it.

So here's where we are.

- wordlessly invading others space
- taking others supplies
- only communication is to tell the person who is in there he's a faggot
- very salty over getting dunked

this is not a good cryo mix. this is not a good mix at all.

>>166505496
>You had it in the buffer
comedy fucking gold

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Fact: Cult is the worst gamemode

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>>166505287
if you don't love pipes more than you love bitches and whores on a atmos simulator you're delusional

>>166505659
T H I S

>>166505626
Maybe we can fix it if we have it like /tg/'s cult?

>>166505626
>Cult
That's a funny way to spell Ling, I've never seen it spelled that way before

>>166505287
Doomstation but I don't have the amount of source material to fill the template

>>166505715
theirs is even worse.

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>>166504818
Remodel them from shitty Glocknades into God's gift to man by way of John Moses Browning

>>166505287
Space Law

>>166505793
They're not actually glocks, it's just easier to say than .45 USP or "NT Mk58".
We have laser 1911s already, if you sprite a 1911 for me I'll consider it.

>>166505496
I went to RD and asked them for beaker and got one, should have taken care of your orders, didn't even know you ordered anything
And please don't make me laugh about communicating, all you said was like 2 sentences to me and 4 during entire round, nothing about offering to make pills for me, never asked what am I doing, just >it's my department get out reeee

>>166502458
I saw the captain and HoP and took them both out. I just forgot that the captain was a late join

>>166505781
Or you know, make a new cult, I don't fukken know, i'm not an expert ideas guy.

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>>166505496
>It was in the buffer
Wow
That's fucking made my day

>>166505626
Enough of your alternate facts, nations is clearly the worst

>>166506027
you are wrong
you acted shit
you got hit
try to be less shit in the future

>>166505728
I have never played a good vamp round

>>166506934
what would make it good?

>>166506304
Wasnt there a codermin who was trying to make a nucult where you could pick your god?

>>166506983
If there were an equal number of werewolves to vamps and they were tasked with killing each other maybe

>>166505496
>>166506027

>2 chem autists having communication issues

why am I not surprised

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>>166507204

>>166507287
Might as well add frankenstein men as well for kicks

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>>166505626
>tfw you're the only sec member or the only sec member actively dealing with cult or revs
>tfw you can't go beyond the boundary of witness or defense when you're on your, even though you know bullshit when you see it, because you don't want to get banned

>>166507405
We did though.

>>166503070
lmao it's gonna be a great 4 years
i'm so glad I didn't cuckout and vote johnson

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What if Vox Raiders were instead slavers, and were tasked with taking a certain number of crewmembers alive and in chains on the shuttle?

>>166507516
Dont they already do that?

>>166504818
ear protection for immulsions
also it would be helpful to be able to get more during vamp

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>>166507462

>>166507516
They'd be valided even more often than 95% of the time

>>166507204
I'm all up for that, but replace werewolves with monkey rounds when

>>166507462
>*8

Ftfy famalamadoo

Two ear slots fucking WHEN?

>>166507869
10 ring slots when?

>>166507869
what for? you can already jam two decoders in your earpiece

Where is my ankle and pauldron slot?

>>166507068
Wouldn't it be a hassle to have all the cult members agree on a god? If it was in a completely different format, I'd like to know.

>>166507731
>>166507696
>counting chickens before they hatch
ebin meme my friends i too enjoy sucking daddy trump's dick and asking him to give me his #pozloads

>>166507869
When you code it. But how would things like earmuffs work?

So are there ANY still alive remake attempts or even spiritual sequels?

Is there a reason I cannot just stick knife holsters on every possible slot? My immulsion is ruined

>>166502847

>dragonbro
>good

Sure is great when admins play with admin on and boink the people who make them mad ic.

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>>166508315
>conservative normies defending a white supremacist publicly
>TPP already in shreds, story about a company bringing jobs back to murrica every few days
>one in three democrat voters are about to get deported
You're in for a long 8 years, champ.

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>>166505287
Anyone who is good at toxins.

>>166508480
Sprite it and I will add it

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>>166507696
>>166507731
>8 years
>not infinite years
the gop will pick up a few more state legislatures in 2018
at this point they'll be able to amend the constitution
we could go full fash if they monkey with article 5 a bit, instead of sperging out and outlawing abortion

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>get forceborged and emagged
>pretend like I've never played silicon before and act like a total retard just to piss off the tator

BORDER OF LIFE FOR SHUTTLE WHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFb7xCaYaMc

>>166508393
>take two radios and stiff them in the muffs
>put the muffs on your ears
>slide a cig full of spess drugs behind your other ear
>profit

>>166508616
>he seriously believes the ebin 'le fourth reich/god emperor memes' and uses meme-frog seriously
>he takes the oversized oompaloompa seriously
stupendous meme, i r8 an 8/8

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>he doesn't keep his parapen in his hat

>go through the trouble of getting sulphiric acid via ghetto chem
>finally ready to put it on soldering iron
>unable to put on soldering iron
wtf gamers

The Hand theme for shuttle when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLWXUYJIuHU

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Low Effort bar is pretty comfy.

>>166509282
Kill yourself.

Remember to allow friendly greytides of reconstruction or massive bombings will come to your security lobby

>>166508727
>conservative GOP
>amending constitution

I know that the whole Us V. Them thing can lead to moments of extreme retardation but I don't see that happening.

Politics just runs on a pendulum of what's popular, the conservative government is hated by liberal youth, who replace the government with liberals who are then hated by conservative youth who then...

>>166509282
is this a jojo reference?

>>166509264
It needs to be pure acid, can't have leftover water you dumdum
>the trouble of
It takes less than a minute

>>166509332
That bar is so much comfier than the real one.

>>166508989
2hu a shit

>>166509437
it was pure sulphuric acid, yeah

also, the troubling part came from running out of money and waiting for the damn machine to shoot the right soda at my head

>Let's harass the IAA all round for being in places he has default access to and is supposed to be in, and then stun and laser him for being unarmed and seeking medical attention at the top of the depressurized escape shuttle where he also has access to and belongs.

Quality HoP. Pure quality.

>>166509513
you a shit, anon

>>166509535
how the hell did you manage to not be able to put it in the solder
you literally use the container on the solder

>>166509454
Actual bar is way too big and open
Doesn't have the space view either

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How do you into big artifact hunting as xenoarch?
Pic Unrelated

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>>166509606
>Actual bar is way too big and open
If we made it smaller you damn well know people will complain too. There's no room for rage cages now!

>>166509602
I had a can of the shit

I had it in my hand

I clicked the iron

nothing

>>166509557
Heads weren't the sharpest spoons in the drawer this round

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>>166509557
HoPcurity is best shitcurity

>>166509075
republicans could unironically rule forever if they grow some balls in 2018
see this >>166508727
and this http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/senate-2018-democrats-228055

>50 year immigration ban
>constitutional amendment requiring voter ID, outlawing same day voter registration, outlawing felon suffrage
this would flip the demographic trends and ensure republican rule 5ever

>>166509692
I don't want the actual bar to be smaller
I just mean it's too big to be as comfy as the ghetto bar

>>166509692
Fitness room has a prebuilt rage cage

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Post your job preferences and have others try and guess who you are

Or just do it for meme points

>>166509679
Why would I ahelp that? I don't think it's against the rules to be an incompetent asshole.

Otherwise who would be left to play this game?

>>166509650
>scan digsite
>if organic you fuck off because organics don't have large ones
>anything else handpick once -> pickaxe -> handpick debris
this way you'll destroy all small shit that nobody cares or gives a fuck, while getting the large

using this method i'm able to get 1 to 4 artifacts per shift

another tip is to look for lone 1 strange rock digsites, they have a higher chance to spawn artifacts, also nearby the vox outpost there's also a higher chance to spawn artifacts for some reason (there's always 1 or 2 in there)

>>166509807
It does but it's way above the station in a rarely used corner that gets almost no traffic.

That's why people always make the rage cage in the bar. Big, highly visible, lots of potential participants.

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>when you're a moment too late

>>166509764
>implying that this shit would actually pass congress
>implying all republicans will stop at nothing to stop the EBIL LIBERULS
>implying that if all of the GOP went full retard and passed this that voters would still support them


>>166509825
If you are a head, it kind of is. You should not be a head if you don't know basic shit like where the IAA has access to. HoPcurity is already a shitter move, and the heads are supposed to be the ones under scrutiny by the IAA, not the other way around.

>>166508989
I want this too.

>>166510057
thanks, now I know that my target will be arriving on the shuttle soon.

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>>166509764
>50 year immigration ban
>cost of food skyrockets due to lack of workers, more people end up on foodstamps than ever before
>nobody to look after old people in nursing homes except for literal crackheads, undeniable scandals occur that can't just be handwaved with "muh fake news"

>>166510087
I'm thinking he knew and was just being a territorial jerk on a power trip.

Either way, I didn't pay attention to the endround to see if he was an antag or anything, so it's moot.

If he continues being a fuckup, someone else will point it out and he'll get banned if he deserves it. I'm not sweating it, but it sure was dumb to have to deal with for a round.

>>166509693
I think cans are bugged right now for pouring into solder. I do remember people complaining in thread about that also. If you really want it easy, ask engineering for a bottle of acid, they get some bottles in the engie vend.

>>166510087
>implying that this shit would actually pass congress
>implying all of it needs to pass congress
there are 2 routes for constitutional amendments, one through state legislatures, one through the federal goverment
do you even article 5
>implying that if all of the GOP went full retard and passed this that voters would still support them
implying that poor and middle class whites actually like immigration or liberals

>>166509378
>conservative GOP amending constitution
the autistic constitutionalist movement of William F Buckley is dead
political coalitions have been redrawn
the Republicans are now Nationalistic and implicitly serve pro white interests
the left-wing is now explicitly serve noni-white interests
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/24/sally-boynton-brown-dnc-chair-candidate-says-her-j/

▲
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>>166510848
We all lose to the jews at big oil, hollywood, and the military industrial complex anyway

>>166510848
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/24/sally-boynton-brown-dnc-chair-candidate-says-her-j/
She is a candidate for the DNC chair as much as Vermin Supreme is a candidate for the presidency, nothing more.

>>166510437
>retards seriously push this false propaganda
You belong in the gas chambers, kike.

>shittycurity stuns the janitor because he was cleaning clown's mess

Hahahaha this is already golden

>>166511238
Which doesn't matter because all the ones at that sham of a 'debate' were saying the exact same thing.

>>166511324
ban

>>166510437
less poor people being imported from = less competition for low wage jobs = higher wages for the working poor
goods and services would cost more, but Americans would also have better jobs

honestly I'd say Americans live with too much excess in their country
a little less consumerism would do them well

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>>166510940
GET TO THE BUNNNKEEEERRRR

>>166509557
>seeking medical attention
>in the top of the shuttle when the medkits have fallen out of space and not the mostly untouched medbay end
>when we inform you of this you just scream m-muh access
And you weren't laser'd until round end ya pussy.

>>166510437
>cost of food skyrockets due to lack of workers
OY VEY
Before I paid a Mexican illegal $6.50 an hour to pick blueberrries
now I have to pay an American c$12 an hour for the same work!
economic catastrophe imminent!

God I wish you fucking people would go elsewhere to argue about this shit. I don't come to /ss13g/ to hear about politics.

SHIT

>>>/v/365237373

>>166513040
Hey that's me!
I firgured since discussion was so shit here, with /pol/ and people arguing about valids that I might try somewhere else
Going well so far

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>>166513196

>>166513591
To be fair I did report all the off topic /pol/ bullshit and that got us nowhere. Instead I just started reading discord instead of sifting through the thread and accepted it was being garbage.

If you pollute our thread people will go elsewhere to talk about spess. You did this.

>>166513196
>/pol/ is bad goy

>>166513196
So much cancer in one post

>>166513196
please don't shill space on /v/ or reddit

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>>166513196
>getting so mad over valids that you try to flood the server with newbies

>>166514016
L-lewd

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>>166513879
I've never understood that first half
>we came from /v/
>discussing ss13 on /v/ is forbidden
>most of us at one point or regularly use /v/

>>166514016
that mommi sprite has the worst wiggle

>>166514434
Your mom has the worst wiggle!

>>166512747
The medkits were still there. The windows were intact at the front, the engineer had not broken through the inner windows.

I said from the start that the medical part of the shuttle to the south was overrun and the entire shuttle was depressurized.

There was no "we", it was just you screeching "GET OUT" for no reason, just like when I was in the conference room in the bridge earlier in the round drinking coffee, right where I belonged and had access to.

If I hadn't gotten medical supplies from the top of the shuttle, I would have died before round end.

You're an idiot, and you should not play HoP if you don't understand where the IAA belongs, and how much authority you do not have over the IAA.

Even then, you better have damn good reasons for shooing anyone with proper access out of an area besides just screeching "GET OUT" and drawing your weapon like a greytide shitter.

I should have ahelped you, after all.

No matter. Keep being a shitter, you'll get your well deserved punishment eventually at this rate.

>>166514240
newfags make the server worse
it's a necessary evil to shill on /v/ when server pop is down, but right now server pop is fine

>>166514934
>reddit spacing
BAN BAN BAN

>>166515104
>meme memeing
MEME MEME MEME

>>166514934
>"it was just you screeching "GET OUT" for no reason
>was calmly asking the borer in me to heck off because I knew I wouldn't be entertaining enough for a clingers-on that round.

Also it was a combination of me, the captain, and the AI telling you to either chill in the sec end or move to medbay

That said you sound like a whiny baby and IAA seems like the perfect role for you, sorry I vagblasted you two seconds before round end I guess.

>admin apps reopened
>almost immediately somebody puts in an application
>"zealotron told me to do it"
metaclub recruiting more people under the guise of """"Fair admin applications"""" baka

>>166514980
>newfags make the server worse
I disagree. A lot of newfags make the server worse but if you have a server that is very experienced it just makes rounds dull as fuck. Everyone knows everything and has experienced everything.

Oh no the surgeon died. Wait, everyone knows surgery.

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>>166514934
>There was no "we", it was just you screeching "GET OUT" for no reason, just like when I was in the conference room in the bridge earlier in the round drinking coffee, right where I belonged and had access to.
He was talking to me, his borer.
>thinking someone is talking to you when saying "I don't really want parasites in my arms"
wew lad

>>166515991
If they are spess cherry boys its fine, and even welcome. But if theyre cast offs or refugees from other servers they can fuck right off

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I can't stop laughing at this

If you ever griff and the admins are stupid enough not to outright ban you, or even understand the situation, just don't log in for a few days.

Absolutely disgusting.

>set up nice burn chamber in mommi nest
>mommi comes in and is NOT happy for whatever reason
>go out to get shit
>come back
>someone opened a canister and flooded it
please don't get mad at me mommi I didn't do it

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>>166514016
I remember this round. I was a shitty vampire who got killed and borged. Then I named my name succotron and had wacky misadventures while learning both the meaning of life and that borgs can't go down ladders.

>>166500797
Hippie station is not going down, it is simply trading hands. The only difference is that Admiral Hippie will no longer be the host

>>166514864
sure does

so who shuttlecrushed the crystal?

>>166515385
>Also it was a combination of me, the captain, and the AI telling you to either chill in the sec end or move to medbay

Never happened. I don't know why you'd try to lie when there are public logs. http://192.168.1.1:8181/http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/01-January/24-Tuesday.log

>[16:14:57]SAY: Raith Sienar/OriginalBubsRA (@319,257,1) As Galactic Common : LEAVE OR DIE IDIOT

Makes sense, when an IAA who has access and is in danger is seeking asylum in a safe spot where he belongs on the shuttle.

Because you are the law, right HoP?

>>166516073
No, he just got done saying the captain and AI were backing him up in telling me to leave the part of the shuttle I had access to and belonged in when I was in danger from depressurization and had already gone to the medical section and was unable to get through the clusterfuck there.

You can see where he just said this in post >>166515385

Don't defend your dumbass host for being a dumbass. I knew he had a borer and it was obvious he was shitflinging and power tripping when he shouldn't have been.

>try to Telescience
>can't pull corpses through
>only able to pull people from within the Z-level and even then unreliably
>the one time I manage to make a successful pull it was a Sec officer who proceeded to have me cuffed and implanted
How does this shit work

>find sm crystal
>meme with it and get gibbed, crystal destroyed
>could harvest enough power for the earth from how rustled ded chat was
>get put back in a new body
>people are rustled in the waking world too
>holy quest is to find a new crystal just to meme with it too
>5 minutes in find a new large artifact, the ghost pod
>offer to trade it in with rngesus for a new crystal
>ignored

I failed you all.

>>166516339
>Admin here
prove it

important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12191149

>>166516339
t. not admin

the shitter that brought them over was sawbones, so he's immune to being banned

I hate av*da's guts too, but I just wanted to call you out on that one

>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
I can't join the server using this URL, what's the name of the server so I can look for it manually in the BYOND client?
First time trying to join

>>166516415
you can pull corpses

your offsets were probably wrong or something

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>>166516339
Hello JSG!
Meeting that ban valid quota?

>>166516415
>only able to pull people from within the Z-level
you can teleport from off the z-level
Did you calibrate your thing?

>>166516415
that timing though. We had revs going on and science was going rogue, I was close to send you to perma rather than implanting you.

>>166516264
Who's gonna be in charge?

>avada banned
>Rin security banned

Today is just getting better and better. Who should be banned next?

>>166516492
They weren't. I checked. It was to the point I sent a GPS through, and according to the GPS in my hand it was in exactly the same position as the corpse I was trying to get. Clicking receive brought back the GPS, but not the body.

>>166516514
Yes.

>>166516536
I was just suspicious I saw an Unknown in Sec Storage. I was gonna send you back ;_;

>>166516496
Well now it makes sense why I found two blank books in her bag called "energy gun" and "arcane tome" or some shit like that

>>166516496
3 days of peace from this shitter, thanks sumgoy!

>>166516496
Ah no wonder nothing was found.

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Anyone here know the easiest way to tide a plasma tank for a flamethrower? I really fucking like the flamethrower. I don't know why but I love the shit out of it.

>>166516575
that's what the date for feb 11 is for, they are currently looking for another to host. As of right now no one really knows though some people have offered

>>166516638
>energy gun and arcane tome
I don't get it.

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>>166516465
>the shitter that brought them over was sawbones, so he's immune to being banned

Yep. Sawbones can metagame and get away with it, bring shitters and get away with it, be a shitter himself and get away with it, be a terrible admin and get away with it, abuse admin rights and get away with it, metagrudge people and get away with it, can ban people for no good raisin and get away with it, meme terribly and get away with it, be a joke in every other way and still get away with it.

Admins, be very proud that le sawbones is on your admin team. Be very fucking proud. His presence, at the very least, makes you fucking idiots. Worst, it makes you 'le metaclub, lel. Who can ban us anyway? Right, which of us is taking electronic cock today again?'

>>166516805
They were literally just books whose names were "energy gun" and "arcane tome"
as in you mouse over them and the status display says "energy gun"
I don't really get why she did it either but it makes more sense now that it turns out she was banbaiting security

>>166516805
>"avada whateverlastname puts the arcane tome in her backpack"
>"avada whateverlastname puts the energy gun in her backpack"

>>166516621
YOU
HEHUAHAEHE

>>166516337
>powertripping
>coming from the guy that was all "YOU DARE MILDLY INCONVENIENCE /ME/, THE IA?" all round
Oh dat's rich

>>166516496
Hooray!

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>try to learn xenoarch with rin with viktor teaching
>only 2 space suits so we improvise
>digg some stuff and get cold but health remains perfect
>Eventually freeze up and me and Rin go back to the outpost
>Rin goes afk and i mass produce peppers to stay warm
>Viktor brings super matter crystal to the main station and gets gibbed with the crystal
>They eventually givve him a new body of a female pink haired nigger something mutant
>try looking for a new space suit for Viktor with an alien larve casually esaping xenobio
>tap its head instead of beating its shit as i had help intend on
>make it back to the outpost and try to get shit
>go back to rocks and we find a new artifact after the second try
>We dont have a wrench so i go back and pass a trader bird and hivebot
>get back and we get the artifact but the hivebot is chasing my shit
>eventually after having the hivebot chase my ass around me and viktor come back and realise the fucking artifact is stolen by the bird
Every
Single
Time

>>166517397
i had to go out to do chores, came back and i am dead and spaced, bloody hell

>>166517026
So let me get this straight, I say "No." when you try to throw me out of places where I belong and have access to, when my job description is literally not being beholden to your authority on trivial matters specifically so I can keep an eye on heads of staff in accordance with space law and SoP, and that's "power tripping" to you?

And going to a section of the emergency shuttle where I belong and have access to when I am dying, lack a space suit, and the rest of the shuttle is depressurized even worse, seeking medical supplies and safety because the med section is fucked up the worst and overflowing with bodies and blood and anyone alive is too busy to look up, and responding to your autistic screeches of "GO.", "LEAVE OR DIE", "GET OUT", by calmly explaining that i'm IAA, and in danger and need to be here, is also "power tripping" to you?

If that's power tripping, then what do you call your aggressive abuse of power and pulling out weapons on an injured, unarmed NT official, and forcibly removing them while they're trying to treat their wounds on a safer part of the ship they have access to and belong in, without explaining and simply yelling in all caps?

You need to read very carefully on the wiki about what HoP is and does, and also what IAA is, what they do, and who they answer to.

After that, consider just not being an asshole, and try not to lie when there are public logs available. Someone less generous might take it the wrong way and actually bother to make a case for you being banned, which would be pretty fucking easy if this little experience is any indication.

>>166516496
>pretending to implant themselves and running around with a fueltank
lel he did that in front of chemistry to me.

i looked at him like.. well either i'm about to blow up or you're bullshitting me and my rwindows will not stop either. so lets see it.

also justified even though we should have probably warned them long ago that we weren't dumb and ahelping security after committing crimes leads to bans

>>166517936
This is hilarious, please keep writing multi-paragraph rants like anyone thinks the IAA is worth more than a wet fart in wind, especially in an emergency situation.

What are some other SS13-core movies?

I've already seen 2001 and Moon.

>>166518560
Alien
The Thing

pretty much everything we watched for the first 6 months of movie night

>>166518535
It's not about IAA, it's about the HoP being a shitter and not understanding what roles and access the personnel he's supposed to be the head of actually have.

How thick can you be?

>>166518560
Moon
Deadspace Downfall

>>166518803
its such a shame the deadspace movies are not good

>roll revsquad scientist
>my partner, the chef, has an emag
>print out a shitton of guns and mags
>rush HoS in the name of the syndicate with my assault rifle
>*click*
>mfw guns from the protolathe don't start with any ammo

I logged after they executed me and never found out what happened to the chef/other revs. I'm sorry for fucking up, other revs.

>>166518861
It had a bit of potential but the final product was meh.

>>166518894
>assault rifle

>>166518719
>being THIS assmad someone made a slightly shitty decision .02 seconds before round end instead of tongueing your anus
Have a mint.

>>166518894
Nigger just load a pneumatic cannon with an extended capacity tank set to full
Also for reference you can set the AR/SMG to rapid-fire mode which lets you shit out three to four bullets at a time but adds a cooldown

>>166519112
i'd be interested in a live action dead space movie desu. i think part of my problem with them is the animation, especially in the second one

>>166518894
Dude you missed a golden opportunity to yell PRANKED! and.. idk hand the gun over and say here, i thought you'd like this.

>>166519181
Actually if I was assmad, I would have just compiled log snippets and links, screenshots, and reported him in the hopes of a ban or at least some harsh notes to inform future bans.

This is me being generous and offering helpful critique.

Don't play HoP unless you understand what each person's access and job is. Don't threaten to kill people amidst autistic all caps screeching without explanation for being in places they belong.

It's gonna bite you in the ass unless you don't care about being banned.

I'd rather have nonshitty players than less players, personally.

>>166519608
>autistic
>screeching about treatment in the last few moments of an atmospheric simulator for two straight hours
bruh

what happens when you emag the somataray

>>166520092
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/58def87fedc25b491eb63abd0a369a82b2c90558/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/special.dm#L307

>>166519834
Uh huh. All bets are off on the emergency shuttle, right?

Go ahead and fire lethals at everyone indiscriminately as a non-antag before the round ends, see if the admins think it matters.

>>166518894
I tried telling you.

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>>166520321
>egun on stun
>lethals

>>166516949
I wasn't banbaiting you goob, I was just trying to get arrested. But I was never arrested, or charged, just held in like this grey area bucklecuffed and searched for 20 minutes before being brought to a body scanner and given surgery randomly for 10 more when they didn't find anything in the scanner anyways. I ahelped to see if maybe the players could be informed that they were being goobers but the admins took it in a way differently than I meant them to. The whole situation could honestly have been resolved in three minutes and nothing would have come of it.

Search : find nothing, scan: find nothing: maybe jail me for sparking a manhunt or some shit, situation over.

Instead the entire thing went on from 16:39 -> 17:10. A half hour.

>>166521432
OH NO
A HALF HOUR
IT'S TOO BAD IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ALT+TAB OUT OF BYOND OR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE
Fuck off with the victim narrative, you were a shitter through and through and lose your right to complain when you intentionally try to look like a traitor. Act shit, get hit. Be thankful it's not a permaban. Learn from your mistakes.

>>166521626
WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY SS13 EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF THE DAY?

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>>166521432

>>166521626
Take a deep breath you goob. Standard brig procedure should not take that long to accomplish.

>>166521985
>goob
I wonder what websites you frequented before spess.

>>166521985
>goob
If you don't become better in the next few weeks, I swear to fuck I'm gonna get you permabanned. Mark my words.

>>166522042
>>166522058
what's wrong you goobs

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>get home from work
>avada banned
That's a real nice surprise.

>>166521432
>>166521985
>complaining about getting banned when you falseflag as an antag and then ahelp it because security 'is taking too long, why it is taking so long?'
I hate you so fucking much.
I will relish the day when you get yourself perma'd, because you're well on your way to doing so.
At least for now I can have three days of one less greytiding fuckwit on the server.

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>>166522150
You're an autist, it's okay though. Just stop trying to be a special snowflake and garner attention by being so outward. Your clear social retardation reminds me of when I didn't know how to maintain normal human relations. I didn't relise it untill you started useing obscure retarded insults (Dingus goober etc.) that are often less insulting and more confusing since most people don't know what they are. So do yourself a favor avada and stop being a shitter. Both for yourself and the good of everyone else.
t. A massive autist.

>>166521249
Did the "at everyone" part not clue you in that I was talking about a hypothetical situation, and not making a reference to anything that already happened?

You really are stupid, aren't you?

>>166522521
Stop being a goob man

>>166522324
>Posting diaperfur pedo art

End yourself.

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>>166522958

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>>166523242
Shmorky is a confirmed pedophile my man.

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>>166523480
>thinking I give a flying fuck where a generic rage reaction image came from
>implying that even matters

>>166523480
Name one thing wrong with that

>>166523879
Name 68 things wrong with 4chan

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>>166522581
>just making shit up
well it's par for the course for you then innit

>>166524153
You really don't understand what it means when someone uses a hypothetical to imply "Hey, if you really think nothing matters in this situation, then try going completely stupid and see if you don't get punished"?

Or are you just trying to feel like you "won" something by keeping someone on the internet talking? That's just sad.

>there is currently an unpatched exploit allowing players to get to centcom
why aren't you hanging out at centcom right now?

>>166524626
Its not really that interesting at centcom

>>166521432
>I wasn't banbaiting you goob, I was just trying to get arrested
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

>>166524626
I like chilling at centcom. Kinda wish there was a regular job for it, kind of like derelict mommi but in human form, where you can just chill but can't get to the station proper until the emergency shuttle is sent.

>>166524820
IAA should be able to go there desu

something to do with an ERT request

>>166524084
I have 100 things already do I pick from that?

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>>166524617
It seems to be working.

>>166488330
I felt bad helping take you out Clucker, I even spared you when I was purged. Unfortunately laws are laws.

>>166488480
Thanks, it was my first time seriously playing an AI.

>>166524820
>>166524951
it wont happen because if a lawyer is a traitor/cult/wizard/etc objective it becomes a problem
fun fact wizard mobility spells wont work at centcom

>>166525104
Trader is already exempt from being a traitor target, it would be trivial to exempt a centcomm rep role from being a target

>>166524951
Nah I was thinking more along the lines of someone to actually answer IAA requests and stuff as a player, who absolutely can't directly interact with the station, and just does communication and paperwork and puts IAA requests through or something.

>>166525104
Blink would work

>>166524976
cite specific sources from archives and MLA format your post

>>166525443
Nope it doesnt
thats because the wizard den is on the same z-level
ive tested it
>>166525227
Alright so theres a new job that starts in centcom
you get the choice of
>moving to the station and being a worse IAA
>dicking around and doing nothing at centcomm all shift
>Walk into the thunderdome and loot all the bald black-suited admins who were previously testing shit
>Loot all of the supplies in the centcom medsci and take it to the station

>>166524820
>still no DJ station job

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>centcom gets a major remodel with a whole bunch of tools and items that allow admins to essentially admin while remaining in character.

>>166525718
Blink works in the wizard den, doofus, a few other spells do too.

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spess

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>>166525908
spezz

>>166525859
huh
thats not good
though jaunt has spell_flags = Z2NOCAST
while blink doesn't
that should be fixed huh

>>166524820
trader is the designated space exploration job and vault hunting job

>>166526415
>not spacepod mechanic

>>166526408
Blink had it removed to allow it to work on the shuttle in transit, and they can't get anywhere on centcomm using it in normal circumstances

>>166526507
jetpack > spacepod

>>166525718
bluespace tomatoes also don't work on centcom according to my testing

>>166526765
jetpacks are literally useless though
they're just a particle effect

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>>166526932

>>166526932
thats because you need to wear it on your back for it to work

>>166526984
>>166527002
>equip it while in space
>slight increase in speed
>can't turn
>can't have an oxygen/nitrogen tank equipped
wow how useful

>>166527150
>can't turn
You're using it wrong.
Jetpacks allow you completely free movement in space.

>>166527150
>slight increase in speed
You go 3-4x faster than drifting.
>can't turn
Yes you can turn, turn the jetpack ON.
>can't have a tank equipped.
PUT IT IN YOUR SUIT STORAGE.

When are we going to purge hippiefags once and for all?

>>166527150
they go on your back retard
literally read the wiki

>>166526408
the den is too far from anything to use it

>>166527278
the jetpack is occupying the suit storage moron

>>166527150
>50% increase in speed
>free movement
>can equip 02 tank in suit storage/pockets
have you even played before?

>>166527329
YOU PUT THE JETPACK
ON YOUR BACK
NOT IN THE SUIT STORAGE
WHEN YOU SEE JETPACKS USED IN MEDIA
WHERE DO THEY WEAR IT?

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>>166527329
>putting your jetpack in your suit storage
Well, there's your problem. You're a retard.

>>166527329
You are being dense on purpose, right?

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>>166527150
>>166526932

>>166526984
>>166527431
>>166527597
Is it cupposting time?

>>166527401
>>166527431
>>166527512
>>166527597
>samefagging this hard to make shit up
really makes u think

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>>166528102
this is too good to be true

>>166521432
what the fuck was the whole thing about the implant?

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>>166526932
>>166527150
>>166527329
>>166528102
>being a fucking retard
>people call you out
>SAMEFAG SHITS
>>>>>>u
Go back to hippie and buddy with the dwright92 apologists

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>Flying around in my shitter stolen Atmos hardsuit
>Fuck with a Vox by depressurizing his ship
>See a ling, someone's yelling about vampires
>Shuttle is called
>Stop by to break into security for extra protection
>Find an Ebow
>Come back to the pods and start breaking into one from space
>The changeling shows up with an armblade and breaks the windows I screwdrivered in behind myself while saying something edgy about me being food
>Pop out and hit them with the Ebow then chuck them into space

>>166528375
>>Fuck with a Vox by depressurizing his ship
but you could have killed him or other people you mong

>>166528375
>faggot pretends to be afk on escape pod
>180 noscopes me with ebow while strapped in

chair nerf when

Sorry clown, we were friends till the end

Who here is a good, pious assistant?

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>>166500797
>Vamp runs through Teleporter in Telesci, and gets sent to the Derelict for the entire round.

>>166528375
>Fuck with a Vox by depressurizing his ship
this is how you get banned

>>166528375
I do hope you were an antag.

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>>166527981

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>be a borgo
>helping humans
>obeying laws
>calling the HoP a homo
>getting involved in law2 battles between the clown and sec
>another borg says he was ordered to call me a faggot
>a minute later get blown by a ling, and by brain spaced
>live in space for the rest of the round
>find out in the end I was the only one blown
What did I do to piss everyone off?