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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
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>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>it's another Elige carries 4 drooling baboons with his cheats episode
>markeloff jumps over a fucking kit
>the fucking city of waylander
jesus fucking christ what was this game
is simple the arteezy of dota?
North will losewin
who /north/ here?
wait is north dignitas? why did they change the name?
Just ate a full 40cm pizza all by myself.
>>166397726
you must never have seen flipside at a major. http://www.hltv.org/match/2301840-flipsid3-mousesports-mlg-columbus-2016
>>166397726
Did he really 100% jump over a kit lmao? No fucking way, I didn't see that. Are you 100% positive? That would be ridiculous holy shit.
>GODSENT vs Gambit
Who are we rooting for? /ourguys/ or Dosia?
>>166397478
I need the sauce for muscle girls. They make my crotch tingle.
>>166397725
elige is basically the NA niko in 2015/16
for just 1 dollar a month you can help Elige get better teammates
>>166397850
olof
>>166397850
>Swedes
>Our guys
>>166397478
please
>>166397850
>dosia or dosia
What?
>>166397935
go away d2g, you know nothing
>>166397948
>he fell for the MSL IGL meme
when did ur life go so wrong?
>>166397948
I think he literally had the time to even pick it up and defuse after he killed jdm.
I'm a speechless, a retard of this caliber at a CS major. CS is such a fucking joke.
>>166397948
Suicide watch
>>166397948
ahahahahaahaha
>Memestone
>>166397948
wait, he didn't win that round???
I literally left the room LMAO
>>166397850
dosia good, but not best(jw best)
Thoorin and Richard so full of themselves over this match. I hope North gets BTFO.
what happened to henrys hair
this old classic map, been far too long we've seen it in play!! =)
bennis the pistol kang
i got a souvenir package from this game should i open it?
I fucking hate cobble so much
>>166398462
fo sho
>>166398462
do it and post results
>danish cs
>>166398462
>>166398541
>>166398607
it's shit
>>166397948
>flipside
jw loungin
>danish scene
All of you that fell for the North meme line up
>>166398832
>jdm pistol
danes at fucking majors so fucking cancer
cmon north
>>166397948
my sides can't handle this
Apologize to MSL right now
>>166398832
sell it for 3 cents I didn't realize it was jdm
>>166399054
sorry
MSL head like tomato.
>>166399196
>two to inteligent too make it out of groups
>watching fnatic these days
Fuck everything
>disco throwtard
>jdm and Hiko trying their hardest to throw the game
>nitr0 on full tilt missing uncontested shots
>elige metaphorically trying to contruct a working hammer out of 4 popsicle sticks and a gluestick
>slav can't into bomb defuse with a kit on site
JUST
>twist awping
best meme of 2017
is that beavis lmao
/magogsk/
>>166399678
I literally can't breathe from laughing.
>Disco Doplan fnatic top1 again
fucking kek
its sad to see how far fnatic has fallen
>it was 4-0
disco doplan is bad
NO NORTH WAS SUPPOSED TO LOSE
>>166399919
No flusha, no win
ok so fnatic is getting back together
literally meme setups from fnatic
>>166399805
is he our tomato?
>kick Flusher and Pige
>start losing
gee I wonder why
>>166398914
>tfw someone saved your oc
feels good man
>tfw SK are your guys
>tfw you check the score at work and see they're down 15-7
>tfw you get home and see they won somehow
>>166400171
Fuck outta here hueshit
>>166400171
>somehow
Disco doplan looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo
>>166400296
see me on friday big boy, i'll be at fox theatre bright and early
so is fnatic gonna get 0-3d?
Wtf fnatic why??????
fnatic is actually shit
losing to north
rofl
>>166400171
>SK are your guys
>dennis not detected at barrels
>doesnt wait for bomb plant to have a free kill
didnt this faggot say that he wanted to push fnatic towards being even more competitive lmao
>>166400410
nah, 1-3
>>166399919
they really need a leader
I HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME TO BET.
DO I GO OPTIC?
>>166400410
>>166400430
did you not bet against them? remember, they don't have jw
olof used to be good what happened
>>166400512
>international BO1 match
you're a fucking dumbass for betting on BO1. Even more so for betting on a international game
If north closes this I'll be 5 for 5 today
>no matter how many godlike games cajunb will have, hell never be able to erase this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcu2EEKeYY
>>166400512
dude, bet on astralis =)
>>166400613
he turned in to a chad
>>166400339
looks like he's rolling a fat doobie too lmao
so i got the cbble souvenir
sell it or open it lads
>>166400512
Hell no
>>166400781
o p e n
p
e
n
>>166400613
he started doing commercials for clothes manufacturers
>>166400781
you'd be stupid not to open
>device dragonlore with north stickers
my cock
>>166400781
Open
>>166400613
>wrist injury
>no confidence
>start selling out
>feel estranged among peers
>kick best players
>less confidence
>new young players on team
>massive weight on shoulders to be role model
>>166400781
>magisk
I would sell desu
Can Henry please stop sucking Magisk's cock.
>>166400960
>kick best players
he didnt kick anyone, flusha and jw didnt want to play with him anymore and dragged krimz with them
>>166400915
>device
>>166400818
>>166400915
>>166400928
honestly i could get a quick 60 bucks here and buy the skins i want
the Knight and DLore are really tempting tho
>>166400706
>>166400628
>>166400814
>and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
Thanks, going optic
North has konfig, but who is the designated microtoggler on new fagnaticuck?
>>166401151
good choice =)
>>166400781
open or die
>win pistol round
>get 2 automatic rounds after
ummm nice balance
WHEN I SAY CAJUN
YOU SAY B
CAJUN!
>>166401169
they don't have one, dennis only activates picohacks occasionally so it doesn't count
CAJUN
B
CAJUN
B
>>166401197
Well, then I'll just go... wait you said, then, wait.
>What do I do guys.
>>166401141
>60 bucks
what fucked up currency are you on
>HE GOT ONE!
Fucking hell Henry sounds like he's cheering for a football team.
>>166401141
sell
>>166401415
fallen reais, AKA monkey currency
>>166400781
i think valve should have made the packages untradeables
>>166401141
try 6 bucks
>>166401119
whatever, the point is they're gone and don't like him
Danes are so much whiter and more attractive than Swedes. Swedes look like they either inbred, or they mixed with an inferior race a little bit.
olof is thrash lol
>>166401486
and lose 300k viewers?
>they didnt hear olof drop down from window
so why do pros never shut the fuck up on comms
>>166401486
and lose millions in market sales tax?
>>166401604
I mean you could still trade the weapons
Deja vu from yesterday. Why can't Fnatic anti-eco any longer?
>>166401575
ONE CZ
>losing to usps
Truly reddit's guys.
>>166401748
How does this dude look 30 at 19
>>166401660
and they'd lose $5 per case dropped
>>166401096
or just stop sucking cocks in general. Actually both of them aren't nearly as fun to listen to as they used to be.
Remember when fnatic would fuck teams on cobble
>>166401836
remember when 3 members of fnatic left
>Cbble souvenir high above the others in the market
People are hungry for Knight and Dragon Lore that much?
>incredibly gook form
What did HenryG mean by this?
>>166401836
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303068-fnatic-faze-eleague-season-1
>>166401748
Ok, one ugly duckling, but doplan and olof are ugly as shit, and krimz looks like a criminal, where as cajunb is pretty handsome, and konfig is actor tier.
why is caster hailing MSL as some super genius mastermind.
>>166401963
There's no good skins in any other package, and souvenir dlore is $10k
>>166401963
gee i wonder why
>>166401963
lol
>>166401974
I don't know, but gook means weird, or queer.
Henry is literally complimenting everything Magisk does.
>>166402021
I always thought olof looked normal. Like normal just regular dude. But maybe if you're not actor tier these days you're considered to look like shit but meh
>>166402213
Dennis looks normal, olof has ugly teeth and nose, and a weird chin.
cajunbee
B
Who screamed
>tfw just remembered how that loud crazy slav commetator pronounced cajunb
>cajoonbee
msl is so bad
>hold the aggro
kek
>it was 10-5
holy fuck i just came back from a run
what the fuck happened
north was leading so hard
>>166402659
They're danes lmao
Danecucks, how are you holding up? Feels good being a Swede right now.
>>166402213
olof has the most swedish face ever, like the classic viking shape.
lmao North was up 10-4
T W E N T Y T H O U S A N D D O L L A R S A L A R Y
>>166402659
What did you jack this time, Davonte?
do the danes just have choking in their blood lmao
>>166402659
10 rounds on T side cobbul isn't enough duh
I LIKE TO CHOKE
>>166402769
>Someone on /csgog/ actually rooted for North
>call the exact same drop to A strat in pugs
>never works out because pug enemies aren't as trash as magisk
Why can't I play in the major and get free money? Not fair.
>CAJUNWHIFFF
ahahahahahahaahahahahaah DANES BTFO
>the city of North
>Danecucks
>north
More like south because they are shit xddd
of course danes choke
have you guys ever heard their languages? sounds like they're choking on potatoes
>no drops
PIUAHF)*(&Y!)(*Y&@#(!$Y!@OIURFHQWERUGHQ)*WEURY)!@*(&#Y$!@(#RYHO!*@UEHFOIWEGF*@EGR*)&Y@#!R*(&!Y@HR*Y!@BHEOFIB!@EIOHFJB!@EIFH
>>166402938
Why does he look like Johnny Bravo?
How can anyone hate Danes? They're one of the most based nations, way cooler than Swede muslims.
>Danish CS
>>166403039
dane spotted
cringe
>redditors vising for the major
>everyone roots for swedes over danes
Makes perfect sense.
You can only trust Swedes when it comes to CS.
literally locked my bet after thoorang called it
>broomzera
>>166403162
I wish I was a dane.
>>166403231
What site?
>>166403324
vpgame
>>166403039
I can't see a difference, they all speak monkey barabaric languages up there
Goddamnit had I knew thoorin picked North I would have picked gambit or fnatic
>>166403379
I've always thought danish sounds cooler than swedish. Danes also have better food, prettier girls, and are a better tourist country.
No interview with Fnatic?
>>166403479
Optic is gonna win... r..right guys?
>>166403529
The worst NA team award? I can see that.
>>166402703
GR8 DANEZ
>>166403510
seriously? who gives a fuck about these
>>166403529
No
Optic is hot garbage
>>166402705
Dude wtf are they doing, did getting dropped by the philadelphia 76'ers affect them that much? Holee shit.
>SirScoots talking about developers paying attention to the game
ayylmao
ddk lookin fucking amazing
>>166403710
Swedes just had more advanced cheats.
>>166401836
remember when fnatic were the bad guys that would fuck anyone anywhere
>>166402719
Yeah he looks like a character from Vinland Saga, but he looks normal enough.
Disco Doplan looks like his mom was a raging alcoholic pogostick enthusiast her entire pregnancy.
Anyone have a video of that kid walking up to the the interview at the desk?
No swede should be allowed to speak, until they learn how to pronounce j.
"One million viewbots watching, here have some camera shots of a half filled arena"
>>166403653
They've had an interview with every single winning team so far except Fnatic. I wanted to hear Olof say "ehh.. I don't know.. Heh..".
>>166403479
>I've always thought danish sounds cooler than swedish
>mastermind semphis
>>166403982
As a matter of fact, the only good thing about Sweden is Friberg. Literally can't think of anything else worth mentioning.
>>166403714
Who is this semen demon?
>still shitting on Fnatic for the boost
>>166403905
It's actually the weirdest fucking thing
I'm a Finn and I'd say on average Swedes speak much better English than we do
Their accent is also a lot more tolerable
But then there is the exception of the letter J
Why the fuck do swedes keep saying words with J like "yumping" (jumping) or "yoking" (joking)?
The letter J works exactly same way in Finnish as it does in Swedish yet I have never heard a Finn make the same mistake in speaking English
lmao thorin looking pure chav without the beard and the shorter hair
>mfw hltv says asstrail and 0pT!c are the best 2 teams in the world
5 stars match incoming boys
lmao
>>166404125
>playing with swedes on mirage
>they die jungle
>YUNGLE YUNGLE
>can't contain laughter
>whiff
Thanks a lot Sweden.
It must be horrible to be a full grown adult, sitting in a suit in front of a bunch of fags and telling the same shit over and over again pretending to be smart and excited.
>>166403905
>No Asian people should be allowed to speak English until they learn how to differentiate between L & R in English
>No British people should be allowed to speak English until they learn how to speak properly
>No Hispanic people should be allowed to speak English until they learn how to not roll R's between every word
>No non-Americans should be allowed to speak English
Am I following you so far?
>>166404125
Because J is pronounced as Y in Sweden. And the English pronunciation of J is rarely used.
Optic the Danekillers
>>166404125
>>166404254
>>166404274
So how do Swedes say Jesus? Yessus?
>>166404161
>optic 2nd best
how just cus they somehow won one big tournament. tarik probably still can't believe that shit happened.
rankings lmao
>>166404383
They say Muhammad(PBUH).
>pure yoi
SWEDES
STOP
>>166404274
As I said, J is pronounced same way in Swedish and Finnish
But saying J as an Y when speaking English is a distinctly Swedish thing. Even people who are poor at speaking English here in Finland don't do that. Meanwhile there are Swedes who otherwise speak perfect English but for some fucking reason they say yumping and yoking
>>166404383
Yes, Yessus. With Swedish/Finnish letter pronounciation the written form for English pronounciation of "Jesus" should be Zesus or Chesus
>North vs Astralis
fuck yes
>pure yoy
pure yoy
>>166403905
>>166404125
no non-swede should be allowed to speak until they learn how to pronounce sj
https://youtu.be/mIW7S_i2BqU?t=17
>mfw asstrails vs south in elimination matches
pure yoy
>>166404383
>>166404274
Germany reporting in. We pronounce J the same way.
We don't say yessus but yehsus.
>>166404383
Completely different because the "e" is not pronounced as a "i". It's more like Yeh-sus.
>>166404513
Is her name Hedwig? That's so fucking cute.
>Gla1ve's haircut
gla1ve looks like a fucking finger
>>166404263
yeah maybe. I mean I haven't watched a single tournament since cologne and they still talk about pretty much the same shit with very few different names thrown in but paycheck must feel nice for little to no effort so why not do this.
glaive looks like a school shooter
>>166404513
she can twist her tongue on min kuk if you know what i mean
>>166404581
>Cheesus
>SWEDES LOL XD
>>166404453
say what you want but they have a decent lineup in that any one guy can seemingly get a 2 or 3k in a given round to clutch, as opposed to just one guy whose the best all the time.
>>166404638
shit man almost choked on the dick i was sucking
nice one
>>166404383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJxC4Yurql
Shit, I just impulse bet on Optic.
>tfw our bois GODsent go 3-0 in groups and win da majorb owl
>>166404472
YUMPIN YIMINY
>>166402938
>jorts
>Glaive's haicut
>>166404807
them and navi
>>166404752
>>166404513
>cute as fuck perfect waifu in this video
>check her other videos
>bleacher red ugly feminist sjw hair
>gotten fatter
Why does everything pure need to be ruined?
>Train
Optic fucked up
>>166397948
>>166398086
I could unterstand if he somehow missed it being too focused on the looking for players, but how the fucking world did his 4 other teammates also failed to see it
jesus christ
This whole tournament hasn't been on a particularly high level in general
>>166404752
Ruskie est?
>>166404807
>yfw finale is Fnatic vs Godsent
>>166403010
he doesnt
at all
>>166404994
Look at the legs.
>>166404979
I unironically want this
>>166404752
>huesos
Tarik should have his citizenship revoked for wearing the turkish flag
when is nip playing?
Fuck it, switched to Astralis since the odds are pretty much the same.
>>166405065
Fnatic vs NiP finales used to be the best.
>>166405062
Yeah, and look at his upper body.
>>166405127
when swedes learn to pronounce j
>>166405126
>nation founded by immigrants
>gets mad at immigrants
calm down faps-to-drawings
>>166404752
you say it like mexicans
t. mexican
>tfw da asstrails choke in da mayorb owl
>>166405257
Shut the fuck up roach.
>>166405257
this is trumps america now eurocuck
>>166405257
hahah that sounds like some kinda argonian name
RIP HL:CS
>>166405380
>son of an immigrant
>married to a mail order bride
hmm
>>166405257
When you immigrate your supposed to integrate retard, otherwise you'll cause problems
look at all the mudslime ghettos in europe
>>166405257
lol it is logically impossible for a country to be founded by immigrants, fucking moron.
>>166405257
>immigrants are infallible and blatant expatriation is ok because britain built some colonies one time
>>166405257
>founded by immigrants
gee I wonder what happened to those natives, I bet they live happily with the immigrants now :D
>>166405520
they're living in a mouthwash fueled bliss now
>>166405473
>son of a white immigrant
>married to a white bride
Now fuck off shitskin roach.
>>166405625
>slavmonkey
>white
>showing shitty fucking source
Garbage major.
remember to buy skins guys
who is this sapphire landwhale how is she relevant
>showing CS developers
>drawing stickers and modeling gloves
>>166405789
She's been the observer like every major and big event.
this fucking delay is lower than ESL tier, not to mention all the disconnects happening mid round
MLG and maybe Epicenter should be the only major hosts
>>166405743
Stay mad mudslime.
>>166405789
v good observer
Intergalactic majors when? Alien cheat technology vs ours when?
>>166405862
what's on dosia-senpai's nose?
wtf is this skin called? Is it even in the game?
Anders is super sad North is getting de_stroyed in this major.
It was a good video to be honest familia.
>>166405789
i'd shine her gemstone
>>166406006
Dry skin from acne treatment.
>>166406017
First Class
>>166406017
first class
#GREENWALL GETTIN' TEN FEET HIGHER
t. no reddo
>>166406017
black first class
it's not in the game
If Optic win this game, cheats or no cheats, I'm quitting CSGO.
>>166406357
see you tomorrow m8
>>166406214
>it's not in the game
WHY
>>166406357
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
Dazed said Kjaerbye is the worst ivy pro player.
>>166406357
how much?
>>166406517
when is dazed playing?
>>166406516
hello reddo
If Astralis doesn't tilt as soon as Optic gets a round, I'm quitting CSGO.
BOCC BOCC
>>166406595
As much as your mom wanted.
>>166397948
>this guy has been playing CS for longer than the underage in this general and he forgot to pickup the kit
GOGOURDS???
RUSH NA legend
filthy
EVERY TIME
holy fuck mah ninja rush
MEAN MEAN STRIDE
asstrails is full tilt already
typical asstrails
It's as if I'm watching F3 play.
FUCKING BUY A KIT
>NO
>KITS
xyp9x doesnt even get the awp device dropped
lmfao retard
dun b luser
>This is Astralis' major - Thorin, December 2015
IT'S 2017 BUY A KIT SILVERS
Godsent or Gambit 2-0?
DON'T BE A LOSER
>>166405625
>slavs
>white
oh dear god
do i need to launch the game to see if I got any drops or just refresh steam inventory?
>still don't have a kit
who /Na'Vi/ here?
you may not like them, but Optic are /ourguys/
>>166407090
>you
>4chan
>>166407162
>navi without zeus
kys
>>166407127
just refresh
i'd recommend checking after the games
naf is just aimbotting, fuck this shit
>>166407034
>2015
>>166407217
>you
ebin toilet papier
>astralis are favs to win the whole thing
how can the analysts be so wrong every time
has throing predicted any games right?
>>166407307
Exactly, I'm 4chan.
stop fucking showing me these pics of how people watch this major i dont HECKING care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD0-fR4ViaM&feature=youtu.be
kjaerbye what the fuck are u doing
kjaerbye is fucking shit at spraying
>>166407197
NO, F..FAZE U.UP!
>>166407379
hello reddo
>>166407406
nice meme
>>166407436
>kjaerbye is fucking shit
FTFY
>>166407372
who cares about that washed up ginger, what i care about is what is that dog's score so far?
>>166407412
>>166407436
dude shake your hand lmao
>>166406689
hahha ez
>>166407406
i dont get it
>>166407505
>using my meme
hello reddo
>>166407406
bad meme
what's the deal with the tilted keyboards?
just get a tkl you fucking mongoloids.
>>166407592
are you literally 8?
>>166407225
Maybe, if they choke in the final again
>>166407406
Is there a bigger one-hit wonder meme team? They won a single LAN in flukey fashion (losing all their map picks and winning all the enemy's map picks) and have had downright awful results even at t2 LANS ever since yet community figureheads are STILL hyping them up.
>>166407074
/ourguys/ jw and flusha
>>166407406
exactly what i wanted it to be :100:
>>166407592
mind your language young man
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU UNLOCK THE GAME AND LET ME SWITCH MY BET TO ASTRALIS, VPGAME?
its actually gonna happen
astralis vs north elim
ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uh you guys said Astralis are favorites?
>kjaerbye's frantic af sprays
lmao what the shit is the point of that shit
>>166407703
cajunb will drop a 30 bomb if that match happens
kjaerbye is panicking so fucking hard every gun fight
Is anyone in here actually danish? I'm so sorry.
>>166407197
wtf they were always my guys #greenwall
>>166407560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>166407592
retard
>cheatswell
>whiffswell
literally everyone is so fucking panicky except device and glaive
fucking trash players
honestly mixwell's second kill on glaive was pretty damn unlikely that's definitely the sort of kill that a low fov aimbot would help a lot with
>>166407978
>device
>relying on lucky flicks onto an enemy not even looking at him, instead of aiming
>not panicky
finally kjaerbye does something useful
kjaerbye with amazing gamesense
>>166408108
Honestly rush and mixwell have been known cheaters for a while already.
>>166408123
yeah he heard a little beep in his headphones
Grest day for me today, Let's go Astralis
I don't get why a major isn't using noise isolated cabins. Playing with earbuds is so much shitter than with good headphones.
kyarbe is a literal fucking bot
whose the fucking goon that thought these guys would steamroll this major
>losing a 5v2 on CT side Train
>>166405257
Pretty sure Tarik was born in the US
My parents are Asian immigrants
Fuck their country, it was shit and they left for the US for a better life. If they hadn't I'd probably be an illiterate rice farmer
If you come to a different country for a better life and would rather be in the new country than the old one, don't pledge your allegiance to the old one and say you're a roach or chink or whatever first, American second
>>166408494
>get sponsors
>le reddit thinks this makes you good
>get dumpstered by NA teams
You are LITERALLY sponsored by FUCKING Audi. Stop playing retarded bots.
this many technical problems nice major
>>166408567
a self hating gook, how surprising
>ASStralis
-shroud
+RUSH
When?
>>166408605
>get cheats
>le reddit thinks this makes you good
>get dumpstered by EU teams
>>166405789
Observer for most big events
Married to guy who made cache, Volcano
Fun fact, her brother played on a top NA team in cgs with volcano. Imagine being on a team with a dude who fucks your sister wew
>>166408567
it's just a flag, amazing how something so minor can trigger sensitive types
>shitswell lost in the smoke spazzing with his toggle not being able to decide who to tap
>tarik 3 kills
>naf 2 kills
lmao NA CS
>>166408896
>still tied
lmao dane cs
>>166408761
>it's just a flag lol
>just let them in
>they wont kill and rape I promise
Sure thing bro.
>>166407393
dude, gotta show the normies viewing to make it seem acceptable to potential spectators, brought to you by buffalo wild wings
nice choke Optic.
Who /oink/ here?
device 17-4
>>166409036
>white americans don't kill and rape
>>166408751
>c9 picking someone with no stream following to replace their meme streamer
never
>>166408753
yeah, I think I can imagine being on a team with my sister's boyfriend. is this weird? am I supposed to look at him as the guy who fucks my sister?
How is a major sponsored by Arby's? I'm not American, but I've always thought Arby's is gutter trash tier. What do they even serve there?
>>166409080
>>166408653
>being proud of being an ooga booga
Only notable things the Philippines have ever accomplished are the killing Magellan and making the nutshack
Anyone got the picture of Dosia before and after CSGO?
>>166408567
Grow up
>>166409174
gutter trash
their fries are pretty gud tho
>>166409036
>it's just a flag
flags are kind of important
>>166409174
it's slightly better than mcdonalds
who cares it's big money for the scene
>>166408567
>le self hating chink meme
how come pros don't bodyblock smokes? i think i've seen only JW do it (mirage mid) and it would be great as it gives a player a false sense of confidence that their smoke landed right, and/or makes them rethink throwing that smoke again.
>>166409145
>it's ok to let monkeys that don't belong in our country, that top statistics for murder and rape, dictated by their culture and religion, because we have a couple of bad apples of our own
Kill yourself.
>>166409036
fuck off white devil no matter how mad you get youre still gonna get bred out of existence.
>>166409279
it's pretty hard, your own PoV gives a fairly poor idea of the space your player model occupies
>>166409260
>you better worship this flag or else I swear to the flag I'll be mad REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166409080
>>166409160
I suppose if he's cool it's ok
Rather have a fellow loser fucking my sister than deshawn jones
Idk don't shit where you eat, you know?
>>166409319
Why is Assad in that pic? Did a retard make it?
>>166409319
All /pol/tards must hang.
>>166409080
>they doubted in the minor
>they doubted in the qualifier
>>166409080
>tfw the godsent stickers are the most expensive
I just want a godsent holo
>mfw someone believes in the concept of nations or countries in 2017
lmao
>>166409174
ARBY'S - RUSH TOILET!
>it's a major
>casuals swarm the thread
>insecure /pol/tards out of nowhere
>>166409538
sup anele
>>166409671
>insecure
is that the new sjw buzzword? been seeing it a lot from butthurt newfags lately
>>166409671
hello casual swarming the thread
>>166409273
eating dirty ass is better than mcdonalds. chic fil a or wendys is the only fast food thats not absolute shit.
>>166409671
t. anele
>>166409319
We Turks are white though wtf are you on about
What should I do guys?
Astralis need to stop playing train
>>166409778
damn I could use a spicy chicken and frosty right about now and then a nice slimy shit tonight
Why is Semmler still allowed to cast these majors? This guy is complete shit compared to better casters like DDK, james and henryG.
>>166409807
depends if you like the teams. follow ur heart <3
>Audi drops Astralis after the major
>>166409807
open it
they're barely worth enough to sell, and you might get something decent
>>166409807
neck yourselves
>>166409807
>train
open
>>166409778
What about in and out?
>>166409807
open, always
never sell unless cobble
Anders can't deal with this level of Danish destruction, he's going to have to scarf an extra dozen or so bearclaws back at the hotel tonight to make up for this.
>>166409319
>Assad
>Islamist
Are you retarded? Assad is a secularist.
>>166409807
If there's nothing above purple in the case just open it. Player signed prices mature over time unpacked, there's a threshold to how much people will pay for that package if it's already obvious there's nothing good in it.
>>166409807
open it and bask in the sexy gold stickers
>>166409778
carls jr and 5guys are decent
>>166409807
Where did you get it from, anon?
Watching on twitch or in-game
>>166409924
>scarf an extra dozen or so bearclaws back at the hotel tonight
Is this a metaphor for gay sex?
>ASTRALIS ARE A CONTENDER FOR THE MAJOR TITLE
>>166409943
Sorry, meant to say GOOD* player signed.
>>166409898
meme shit that calitards delude themselves into thinking is great
whataburger and culvers are better
>>166409898
dunno we dont have it in florida.
>>166409319
>this is a fucking real tweet
Fucking kek m8
>>166410014
My negro.
Those are my two favorites
>>166409882
>>166409885
>>166409886
>>166409886
>>166409887
>>166409919
>>166409943
who the fuck is william wierzba
>>166410045
twitch
>optics going to win the major
>na finally raises the trophy
>>166410102
five guys is objectively the best casual burger place
>>166410153
open it faggot what are you fucking waiting for
>>166410153
rush
>>166410102
Never heard of culvers, anything unique about it?
>>166410123
Isn't florida the state with the reputation of being the most boring one?
>>166410153
Shit nigga that's RUSH.
You might actually make a pretty coin off that.
Still open though, ain't shit in there.
When is c9 playing? Haven't seen them yet this major
>>166410282
no that's delaware
>>166410302
they're playing that game where they watch the stream hoping for drops
>>166410282
>Never heard of culvers, anything unique about it?
not really, just solid burgers and milkshakes
>>166410282
yeah its a shithole but florida man keeps things interesting.
>>166410234
I heard someone say in and out is better when you also take price into consideration.
I bet 20 on optic last night
is the game over? who's winning?
UUOOOHH~
WHO'S CHOKING LOL I CAN'T TELL
>>166410501
EVERYONE
>>166410404
Do they have those cold beverages with strawberries and yogurt?
>>166410445
12-11 for Optic, CT.
>>166410416
is that your opinion or are you just representing him? I don't eat burgers every day so when I do I want it to taste good. besides, $7 isn't a big deal for eating out
DEVKUNGAN
device.exe looking good
>>166410501
It's not semi-final/final yet so Optic will lose.
wow device blatant
>>166410572
I'm not American, we don't have neither of those. Just sharing what someone that considers themselves a fast food pro said.
>>166410559
nice
I don't know if it matters because csesport wasn't working and I used drakelounge which may or may not work
>tfw all the whataburgers near me closed
I want my big ass burgers back
>>166410671
i am having a stroke
>>166410702
about to be 13-12 for Astralis
What is the best obscure American fast food joing?
>>166409882
>>166409885
>>166409886
>>166409887
>>166409919
>>166409943
>>166409963
>>166410045
>>166410258
>>166410265
>>166410289
damn i hit it big this time
>>166410808
is it a save round for optic? I want to get that $70
>>166410854
>Falling for the "Open it xdd" meme
how dumb can one be
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>>166410901
14-12 Astralis.
Im going against you on this one man, I need Astralis for pickem :3
why is that burger behind astralis allowed to listen to their team comms? hello?
>>166410854
pure sex, equip it and try it out in dm
>>166410671
Can you make money by betting on the clear favorite every game?
Like what's the odds on something like Barcelona against Eibar.
>>166410928
>passing up on getting $300 for free
>>166410854
what is it I'm on my phone
>>166410854
CONGRATS
>>166410845
mom and pop restaurants are p good. Otherwise go for a resteraunt that's only in specific states (e.g whataburger)
>>166410947
Laughing at Optic
I literally just took a dump and Astralis is on the lead now. What the fuck happened?
>>166411029
dragon lore with 4 foil rush stickers
>Euros actually think Americans care about 4 canadians and a Turk because they reside on the same continent as them.
lol yeah no.
>>166411059
You dumped Optic where they belong.
>>166410845
white castle
>>166411059
asstralis taking a dump on optic :^)
Godsent and Gambit play next, what do you do when both your guys are playing eachother?
>>166410928
ahhh fuck i've clearly been bamboozled again..
>>166411164
burgers always claim canadians as their own if they are succesful. americans are fair weather fags like that when it comes to canadians
>>166411119
okay, what is it actually? pls don't bully phone posters it's not nice
Astralis wins it! Awwwww yeaaaaa
nice choke Americans
>mous won a map
rip my pickem
>na home turf cs
>>166410671
im having a stroke
E A S Y
A
S
Y
Fuck outta here Optic
FUCK YOU ASSTRALIS
>>166411247
EVERYTHING VS Pig
Can't wait familia.
>>166411002
99.5% of turning dollars into 1c
0.4% of barely breaking even
0.1% of being lucky
sure its worth it lmao
>>166411247
enjoy the game
(bet on godsent for free skines)
???
>the absolute state of NA
>if a player hits his shots the team wins
Yet another great analysis from totally not reddit's guy cummler.
>american counter strike
>>166411247
i mean, godsent our more /ourguys/ tho
wait a seconds what's up with that tarik flag on his shirt. He dosn't want to be murrican anymore?
>>166411396
>0.4% of barely breaking even
>when literally anything is profit
?????
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whites prevail over inferior races yet again. Nice try Optic.
>>166411439
all i'm missing is him calling a fast push a "YOLO rush", that's the real cummler classic
>>166411486
>He dosn't want to be murrican anymore?
i mean who would?
>>166411317
>>166411570
SK gonna win the whole thing tho, nice try gringo
>>166410994
Winning money by betting basically consists in making a pot of money dedicating to betting, then every time you bet, you only bet 2-3% of that money, mostly on the favorite. You win very slowly but steadily.
le rap god man on stage.
>>166411562
>he does it for free
>>166411402
>not two seconds after the loss and the landwhale has brought out the comfort food
>new to CSGO
>remember Optic and FaZe shit heads from call of duty MW2 and shit
>see they have CSGO pro teams now
>love seeing them lose
>>166411629
brazilians are white though
t. expert on this matter
GAMBIT IS GONNA WIN, RIGHT GUIYS?
>Who do I bet on, I don't follow this shit.
>>166411629
if they still had fnx they would
>>166411709
what
>>166411709
How are fucking bananas comfort food?
>>166411439
>>166411572
TRIANGLE OF DOOM
RIGHT INTO THE BLENDER
>>166411737
until they're arrested and labeled as white, right /pol/?
>>166411493
>he doesnt factor in the cost of electricity into his profit from drops
>>166410671
im having a stroke
>>166411827
I'm not /pol/ at all, /pol/ doesn't even consider algerians white lmao
>>166411742
Why isn't he competing? Did he low key get caught cheating>?
>>166411836
>he doesn't power his bunker with stolen solar panels and propane tanks
its time
>>166411727
>hating optic for any reason
they're one of the most genuine esports orgs in existence though
>>166411763
By eating them up your bum
>>166411740
Who are you quoting you inbred redditor newfaggot piece of trash waste of oxygen?
>>166411892
he fucked fer's girl
>>166411718
>device will never have your banana in his mouth
>>166411910
>he is a third world monkey
should've guessed
>>166411892
before fnx made his comeback he was a junkie for a few years. if you are now a newfag you might remember that he played in the original MiBR back in like 2007. he is actually super oldschool player but many gobabbies think he was a new talent or something when SK picked him up
he probably fell back to his bad habits, the rumours are he was too busy partying and enjoying the rich life and skipped a lot of practice sessions
>>166412002
No one, that is a quote by yours truly.
>No really, who do I bet on, I don't follow this shit.
>post friends number on gotv chat
>someone actually calls the number
lmao
>>166411946
>two cheaters
>canadians, a turkroach, and a spaniard trying to represent America
>genuine org
hello reddo
3-0 incoming
One question. Are the teams allowed to fully utilize coaches? Or only during brakes/pauses that I’ve heard of before?
>>166412065
don't be upset white boy
>>166412091
Get cancer and die.
>continuing to fall for the optic meme
>>166412121
>players = org
heck
>>166411949
Ive tried that and it hurts a lot. Not comfy at all.
>>166412319
>falling for the KKKuck meme
>>166412372
They're representing the org you fucking retard.
is this worth anything? min wear
>overpass
Luckily /ourguys/ and the sex god are playing
so /csgog/ did you go all out on gambit
>>166412643
yeh
>>166412643
i wouldn't have the heart to bet against our OG duo
the partners in crime
based znajjdee
>this guy really showed up
>this guy didn't grow up
>I can't grow any hair
>the analysis of moses
what did richard say that made semenler laugh i missed it
>>166412643
nah
>>166412818
that you're definitely not a faggot
>>166412106
>hang out in an HLTV gotv once
>two aussies get in a fight
>one ends up doxing the other in the chat
Weird fucks
Dosia is fucking THICC.
>>166412779
>growing up in 2017
LUL
>>166412982
hes a fuckin mouth breather
>>166412982
>>166413032
One of us.
dosia looks like every awake moment of his life is slightly uncomfortable yet still oddly blissful
post him
I'm developing feelings for hobbit holy shit
Are khazaks asian or slav?
>wins a full save
jw delivers
Those godsent sweaters look really cool.
>>166413132
speak for yourself fatty
>>166412121
Maybe if Americans themselves didn't suck so much they wouldn't need asians, ukrainians, spaniards, turks and slavs to carry their shit scene.
>>166413196
He looks pretty alright in the picture to the right of "HIM".
Like i'm not gay but my god Godsend have some attractive players i'm not going to lie
>the city of pige
>>166413204
sorry, he's taken :3
hows godsent win that round lmao well im happy but seriously how lmao
The fuck are you doing pige?
JW???
>JW
WHAT RIGHT DOES SEMMLER HAVE TO TALK DOWN TO JW
APOLOGIZE
Jesper??!?!?!!?
>>166413295
Carry what retard, they're 0-2.
godsent... cmon... my skines are on the line...
>>166413537
And they are still the best team in NA. That's how pathetic Americans are.
reminder
>tfw missed what JW did
;_;
>>166413639
>guy at the very bottom left
FUCK i forgot his name but wasnt he some crazy fuck on twitch?
I miss him
>>166413639
warowl is our guy, dumbass
>>166413618
Liquid are better.
>>166413204
>>166413665
ignorance is bliss - it was sickening
>>166413827
jesus fucking christ that woman on the left
botsent
>>166413639
>>166413761
>>166413827
>You will never party with cro_'s stream in the background anymore
>>166413952
>woman
>>166413639
>steel
>our guy
>literally cries on reddit and plays overcrotch all the time
>>166413512
>>166413827
>he literally went alone to thailand
>doesn't even know the language
>still managed to shamelessly grab two trannies, and also someone to take someone to take that image for him
Both alpha and degenerate as heck.
>>166413639
cr0 was a fucking G he should stream again
FUCK YOU JW
>jw
WAKE UP JESPER
>JW
>JW
>this should be easy for him
>peeks and dies
LMAO PIGGIE
it's virtually impossible to lose from bathrooms with the bomb planted
fucking hell, jw
>they're big guys
>kuben biting his lip at cummler
Hello?????????
QUICK, GIVE JW YOUR ENERGY
why is overpass so ct sided
>>166414215
It's not
JESPER OF HOUSE WECKSELL YOU REALLY NEED TO WAKE UP
>>166414215
because it is a well designed map
Is this a general for esports?
I am enjoying how well dosia is playing I hope that ugly old fuck wins this tourny
JW PLS
SAVE
OUR
SKINES
summoning commence
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>166414215
its cis sided
>>166414326
he would be handsome if he was fit and got new haircut
>he didn't put 5 thousand dollars on gambit
its like you want to lose
>And after the favelas era came the era of Slavs.
>And it was good.
>>166414356
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i always doubted jw
>all this redditors trying to paint godshitters as our boys
Look guys, I know jw is our guy and I do root for him, I really do, but I think it's time to let go and realize he can't be part of /our team/ anymore. Fnatic can retake flusha and our guys will be on top again, but jw will just have to be our guy on some no name tier 3 swedecuck team from now on.
>>166414257
>multiple entrances into B site for takeover after plant
>Quick rotation from A to B and vice versa
It's definitely CT sided.
pls go
>>166414379
I like him fat and ugly m8 I can relate to him better
>>166414439
i dno the fucker topfragged yesterday against astralis
>>166414425
go to sleep ivan
>redditors ITT getting analpained over botsent being BTFO by /ourguys/
PRAISE X GOD
PRIASE DOSIA
BAD PIGGY
>jw is on the other side of the fucking map
>>166414490
you can probably be handsome too if you were fit
fuck off scummler you fucking shit
i will deck this smarmy cunt if i see him on lan
KYS
Y
S
no one fucking like you
you are shit
your casting is shit
waste of fucking life
>>166414379
Nah. jw is ugly as heck and unfortunately for him it isn't because he's fat. He just rolled a zero on the genetic dice m8. Still our guy tho
what did jw do
>>166414585
>X GOD meme
hello reddo
games a fucking joke how are these results what they are
>>166414585
We have to give dosia our power! Love his haircut
Reminder that Gambit always were our guys
>>166414704
absolutely nothing all game.
Almost bet on Homesent
>shit name
>shit logo that took no more than 5 minutes total
>is going to win the major
baka
>>166414687
stop talking shit
>how massive was it
wtf autist
>all these traitors in the thread
please take a bath and go back to r/globaloffensive
JW and flusha will forever and always be our guys they take priority over any other guys.
>>166414447
it just cant shake the old reputation from the LDLC vs fnatic era
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
uhh... gokarts?
godsent just disband already
>>166401151
nice work retard, astralis went sv_cheats 1;god in the second half
>>166414786
JW constantly browses /r/globaloffensive though
fuck off cuckboi he's ours
godsent has lost so many 2v2's and 1v1's
>turn on stream
>semmler is casting
muted :^)
>>166414786
Dosia was our guy before jw and flushable. Dosia is original our fuy
>>166414786
nice try reddit
>>166414786
but le X GOD lmao Xd
good job jw
he's coming alive
>zeus spazzing out like a retard instead of holding his angle
Dumbass retard, deserved to get booted from navi.
GOD MODE ENGAGED
>1sec left
>JW finally gets the clutch
wew. I'm so sweaty.
APOLOGIZE
>cummler sounding so disapointed after jw won the round
>>166414846
>>166414935
>>166414939
wash your hair and change your pillow cases ya greaseballs
>>166415009
You're an idiot.
lekr0 is too smart to understand how to play against slavtards
>>166414764
Godsent honestly has the best name and logo. Too bad they are Swecucks so I wont root for them.
>>166415090
You're the idiot.
Create your super team
Mine
>Coldzera
>Fallen
>Device
>s1mple
>Snax
>>166408567
He was born in turkey
>>166414786
His 'on' games are amazing to watch but the truth is he plays like such a fucking sperg most of the time it boggles the mind. Like can you stop for a second and play a normal fucking round once a while?
>That one guy with a Anime avatar who fucking destroys you in aim
>Constantly shits on people across the map with a glock
Lekr0 having problems with his hacks
>>166415204
>Jackie Chan
>Jackie Chan
>Jackie Chan
>Jackie Chan
>Jackie Chan
LE X GOD hahaha
so funny semmler
our guy amirite guys??
>>166414786
redditor located
>>166415204
-pansy
-me
-you
-dazed
-random anime hacker to carry us
>pursuing a csgo pro career
>ever
>>166415236
it was a good x factor back when he was surrounded by 4 consistent solid performers
>le JW is our pige xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
nice meme reddit
>>166415348
daaaayyyyyyymmmmm lemme touch ya tiddie gurl
Adren looking like fucking Pizza the Hut
>>166415323
Don't make fun of him that's where he keeps his skills you fuck
>>166415204
>simple and snax beating on cold and fallen for being smug shitskins while device sits quietly in the corner
Great team.
>the state of adren's face
not enough concrete in kazakhstan to fill in those potholes
>>166415204
>JW
>flusha
>KRiMZ
>pronax
>olofmeister
>>166415251
That guy is me
Get shit on you fucking pig
>adren topfragging
>they said NA was shit
>>166415458
-pronax
+dennis
>>166415458
whoa
no way, never happens
>>166415427
you never been to kazakhstan before huh
>>166415204
>all these fights over who gets the awp
>doesn't take language into consideration
really makes me think
NO DROPS
NO DROPS
dsogh9th2938yu290u3hindgiousdhgi9wudghajsbdgksdnfg04uet-0qiejrg
>>166415251
>weebs anywhere but the bottom of the scoreboard
every fucking weeb is trash until they get triggered and toggle
>>166415427
Guy looks like he's fucking 40
>>166415204
>JW
>flusha
>sex god
>GuardiaN
>s1mple
godsent sucks lol
>>166415559
:( if only olofm didnt have shit tier genetics to not get injured
>JW going ham
what csgo pro watches anime so I can support him
>>166415458
wait, i recognize that team
>>166415635
-s1mple
+freakazoid
>>166415614
>expecting drops when there's 300k smurfs farming
>>166415204
me+shox <3
no one else matters
>>166415714
>pig going ham
is it dare i say pottery?
>>166415728
crunchyroll sponsors c9
>>166415728
scream and shox do so you should support them against VP!
>>166415728
forest used to constantly play with an anime avatar, even at big tournies
>>166415714
lol
people bet money on Godsent
lol
>>166415665
>he believes the fake injury
Retard.
>>166415781
um, shox is mine, back off dude
>>166415728
me, support my dick with your mouth.
His hacks ain't working
>>166415928
>not saying "-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!??"
Opportunity missed.
>>166415923
Why would he fake it?
>>166415928
you can keep dreaming Ill keep him in my arms :3
why are they talking about memes
I am not really interested in esports, can we talk about something else 'gog?
i wonder how many burgers anders keeps under his casting desk
>>166416105
because its what this whole scene is
>that scrawny pale beta fuccboi admin on the gambit side
Could you imagine that kid telling anyone they're breaking a rule.
can semmler just shut the fuck up i swear to god does this guy have any other merit to be in the position he is in other than connections and getting in the scene early on
he's that fucker that is just there so that we can have anders doing play-by-play
what the fuck is he rambling on about right now
i don't know if there is anything i hate more than listening to semmler babble about inane shit when there is like a pause or something going on in the match
>>166416061
To have time for the hax to leave his system so he doesn't fail the urine test
Jesus, must be a major.
good banter
why are all csgo casters cringey
>>166414447
Why do we never see dust 2 on majors, though?
>if you have get_right's config why are you so bad?
thank you anders, i love you
sexgod and hobbit looks like an anime con couple
>>166416061
Why was there no information at all about his "injury", or him doing anything to heal it? Why did he lie about quitting, and made a new team soon after?
It was clearly internal drama with the team. Same exact time flusha stopped cheating as well.
combek
why can't black ddk and white james cast every game
sadokist+le fashionable britbong is good too
>gamshit
>>166416247
>>166416163
Same.
>pronax second place
still shitting on /ourboy/?
damn /ourguys/ are pulling it back
>>166415328
Yeah pretty much. I hope the rumors that flusher and jw going back to fnatic are true. I feel like they've barely played at full strength with the Dennis lineup, they always something going on in 2016 that prevented them to after Columbus, be it injury, stand ins or whatever. They split up way too quickly and should've tried harder to weather the bad results. If jw legitimately still sucks after the tryout they can always keep twist or try to poach rain or forest again. Unfortunate but jw will just have to be our guy outside a good team.
>they doubted our pige
oh i am laffin
>>166416342
>sadokist+le fashionable britbong is good too
No. More reddit than cummler and anders,
Who here /beenwatchingthisshitsinceday1andgotnothing/
Is it possible to dislike Semmler?
what did zeus meant with that neck tattoo?
those cringy photoshops need to stop
>>166416529
i think olof doesnt belong into fnatic anymore he s u c c s tbph
>>166416596
no, the only valid emotion is utter despise
fuck me is semmler in capable in taking in anything but memes
pure cancer
dosia god
I had Dosia on my team in CEVO once.
He was really awkward and autistic, never speaking, only turning his mic on to let out an odd "eughh" after an unlucky misplay. On the other hand he was insanely good, covering for everyone's mistakes, and picking the flack, consistently winning 1v3 and 1v4s.
Fuck yeah dosia
>tfw dosia isn't /ourguy/ but we are /hisguys/.
>>166410208
>Only 2 americans
>>166411029
>2007 + 10
>using an iphone
>>166419850
>thinking iphones are the only smartphones
??