/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

>>166270071
Big Brother is watching you-ttebayo

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>>166270185
Even when Bort is masturbating?

>>166270362
No that's when little sister watches

I just rewatched Kage Summit
Why, exactly, did Sasuke not headshot Danzou? Like even to be edgy about killing Karin, why not headshot Danzou with a jutsu that obviously has almost no startup time instead of doing whatever he did?

Shit series.

Reminder that Naruto went to shit after Zabuza and never really got better. It's not even better than Twilight.

>>166272707
Yes that is true

Reminder that Zabuza was low -tier and if Kakashi went 100% serious on him, he would have been dead upon first encounter in 2 chapters/1 episode.

>>166274057
That's pretty much the same as Danzo and Sasuke though. Sasuke literally only won because Danzo thought he'd then need to take on Obito - or Madara - directly after.

Quite why that thought turned into 'well, I need to fight someone EVEN HARDER than Sasuke straight after, so I better burn all my Izanagi now', I'm not sure.

>>166274125
Is Obito even that strong? Other than his hax MS he seems that have average techniques. Which makes me wonder if he could have taken on Pain if he upright betrayed him.

>>166274319
He fought Minato to a standstill.

Or was that just in NSUNS3? Did they canonically fight before Kurama was released from Kushina?

>>166274468
The QTE you can activate in their fight was their entire canon battle. Obito tries the grab Minato to suck him up with Kamui, and Minato teleports above him and Rasengans him in the back.

>>166274057
Reminder that this series is power creep: the series and at the time they were meant to be on par, but shitty writing meant that kishi blew his power level load too early and had to fix it in the worst possible way.

>>166274594
Which, really, should've been enough to fucking destroy Obito, considering Naruto's piss-ass weak-shit Rasengan nearly decimated Kabuto who was ALSO using Yin Healing Wound Destruction at the time.

>>166274725
It kinda did. Obito's arm ended up falling off (With Zetsu/Hashirama jizz included.) after the attack in the anime and manga.

>>166274812
If it hit Obito in the actual back, it should've blown his spine out his sternum.

>>166274894
Tell Kishi that. But remember that Obito is also the same one who treated an upright hole in the chest as your average flesh wound.

>>166274994
Yeah, that was never really explained, was it?

>>166275152
Hashirama/Zetsu jizz and shit.

>>166275194
Man, that was just the biggest cop-out

>8 posters
shameful

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>>166278027
Make that 9!

would Obito make a good Hokage
how would Tobirama react to this

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>>166279571

It's already 11 but whatever.

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>>166281285
God I love Tenten

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>>166280718
He'd be the coolest one for sure

>>166281285
>>166281657
I want to give continue my lineage with Tenten!

>>166282271
t. Renya

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>>166282149
But that's a pretty terrible idea, it would've looked retarded.

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Why didn't Obito just edo-tensei Rin after Kabuto taught him the signs for it?

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>>166285134

>>166274468
>He fought Minato to a standstill
Game only. In the manga, Minato was five steps ahead the entire time.

Who is stronger: post-700 Sasuke or post-700 Naruto?

>>166285459
Yet only one of them died that night

>>166287894
The writing wants us to believe that they are equal, which just makes Sasuke look stronger since he is doing it while needlessly handicapping himself.

>>166289068
Didn't naruto say he was also holding back or something? I can't remember.

>>166289068
>while needlessly handicapping himself
It's for when he feels edgy thoughts, he can just look down and remember what that did to him

>>166288468
smells like a conspiracy right there

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>>166281657

>>166261174
The new author will probably make Salad into a clone of Daenerys Targaryen

>>166293945
So she'll get her baby killed and not have any more? Perfect, the Uchiha need to die out already.

>>166296084
Her children will be dragons. Massive, fire-breathing dragons. Is that an improvement?

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>>166296279
Uhm

>>166296279
Yes, because the implication is that they won't be genetically related to her, in fact they'll be a different species and not have sharingan and edge genes.

>>166296589
Dragons are pretty edgy by default. And their powers are pretty similar to base Sharingan, desu

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>>166293053
Kek

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>>166270071
why 1010 got so much little screentime?

>>166296862
But I don't see many dragons fighting with glowing skeleton men so I'll call that a net gain in my book. Dragons>>>>>>Uchiha

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>>166299113
Discrimination against her Chinese heritage

>>166300236
Is this from the Tenten Akamaru sextape?

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>>166300236
at least porn involving her is p good

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>>166301190
Here, here

>>166302157
heh

>>166299113
Because nobody gives a shit about her except waifufags that only like her because of how irrelevant she is.

>>166299146
But Uchiha are practically dragons man, Tolkien-dragons with Stands
They are
>Power-hungry
>associated with fire
>OP as fuck
>Nigh-impossible to kill
>Superiority complex up the wazzo
>Very prone to going on roaring rampages of revenge for the slightest reason

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Is Mitsuki based on the Medicine Seller from Monokoke?

>>166305338
I'd still rather have dragons than Uchihas, man.

>>166310123
Ok

>>166305338
> nigh-impossible to kill
A C-rank jutsu can Chuunin can use was created with the express plan to kill Uchiha. And considering there's a total of one and a half Uchiha left, they clearly aren't that hard to kill

>>166310867
>>166310867
True, but I was talking about Uchiha like Obito and Itachi
And compared to the rest of the Ninja world, the Uchiha were hard to kill, due to their eye hax

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>10

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>>166307472
More like that guy whose body got taken over by Orochimaru

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>>166270071
>10

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>>166318278
Eh, they were pretty close.

>>166320780
Talk about desperate on Mei's part.

>>166320780
sauce

It was only a matter of time before Mizucake started raping little boys

>>166320780
If that's not what happens to Renya at some point in the R20 game I will be very disappointed.

Which member of the New Gen has the hardest life and why is it Salad?
>Is an Uchiha, so emotions are twice as intense
>Only person that can help her in that aspect, Sasuke, fucks off from her life for a decade to go fight aliens; cannot contact due to risk of endangering her
>Raised by Sakura alone for most of life; aka having to take of a semi-alcoholic, over-worked, over-emotional, and immature time bomb for most of life
>Very intelligent and perceptive
>Does not seem to have many close friends; Chocho and possibly Boruto are her only ones
>Love interest is dense as fuck
>Gaiden and Boruto movie happen
>Father returns home; but neglects her in favor of Boruto
>Replacement father-figure is too busy with job and family to notice her
The fact that has not gone full Uchiha has surprised me

>>166321521
Wait until she learns her family history. Especially people like Itachi, Obito, and Madara.

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>>166321181
>>166321191
>>166321241
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5720870
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5720872

Bonus:
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5818617

>>166321521
Don't worry, the Uzumaki dick will keep her edginess at bay

>>166321715
On a scale of 1-10, how heart-wrenching and/or entertaining will her chimp-out be? I say it will be at least and 8.5 on the heartwrenching scale and at least a 7 entertaining scale, especially if its well-written

>>166320780
Woah there!

>>166320780
This is not how you foster diplomatic relations

>>166322238
>Hearing about her uncle massacring the clan on village orders because her Grandpa was starting a coup because the clan got blamed for the actions of another, thought dead relative who summoned the Nine-Tails, and was being manipulated by her ancestor and all the problems with her clan spawned from the bitter jealousy from her ancient ancestor.
Get your MSs ready.

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What do you think about relationship between TenTen and Temari?

>>166322989
I don't think we know enough about tenten's character to really pair her with anyone or speculate on her relationships with anyone. There's just nothing there.

>>166321787
>those kiss marks everywhere
oh fuck yes

>>166322116
What was it

>>166320780
>>166322116
Ayy
Mod/Janitor in the house lads, party time is over

>>166321787
The first two aren't really Freudian outside of just being two older ladies, though?

>>166324429
He wants to fuck his mother
(See:Gaiden)

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>>166322545
Thats how exactly you do it

>>166322738
I think hearing all that would just make her hate the Uchiha. Because everything was their fault.

>>166325329
Just blame Kaguya's black side.

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>>166324638
>implying you wouldn't want to fuck Hinata if she was your mom

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>>166325534
They shoulda listened.

>>166324386
Mod-kun confirmed NScuck

>>166321787
Well would you look at that Tsunade was there too

>>166325580
> yfw Byakugan glows in the dark
> yfw Hinata blows Naruto while her eyes locked on Naruto's
It would be scary and dominating yet sexy at the same time

Also
> got warned just now for posting cropped images of BoruMei
What the fuck?
last time i got ban for posting censored porn yet this guy posted this >>166089903 on the same thread that i got banned.
And nothing happened to that guy

Im telling ya, there is a mod/janitor that hates my guts...

>>166326625
I also posted this image >>166322989
yet nothing happened
>>166325893
Also 1010friend from looks of it...

>>166326625
The mod is a cuck

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Does Kebabs exists in Narutoverse?

>>166327994
HE

>>166275152
I thought that was Genjutsu?

>>166274125
No, Danzo lost because he spammed Izanagi for no real fucking reason when most of the time he could've dodged the attacks instead of wasting a fucking eye on them, and just kind of floated around to prove how hardass he was instead of immediately going for the kill with some suicide attack after he started the jutsu up.

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>>166270071
3 episodes left till death by diabeetus due to lovey dovey NaruHina

>>166327997
This shit was beyond retarded
>make a burger
>he makes a fucking kebab
>Alice lost LITERALLY the match RIGHT BEFORE because she didn't make a bento when the assignment was to make a bento
>somehow currynigger passes a burger test by making a doner kebab

>>166330882
> He doesn't know Doner thats in Pide
You missing out so fucking much
Doner > Burgers

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Which one?

>>166331131
Turk shut the fuck up with your retarded turkish cuisine boner and actually read what I wrote, if a test wants an essay on Byzantine history and you write about the Ottoman Empire you get a fucking 0.

>>166324971
I know he doesn't look like it, but he's 10 you sick fucks. Everyone knows boys don't start becoming interested in girls and their boobies until 12.

>>166330256
I'm worried studio p won't get to work their magic and Naruto and Hinata will only be in it right at the end like in the novel

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>>166328432
HAS

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>>166331960
But Ottomans are heir to the Rome

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>>166331878
Why is Inojin such a fuccboi?

>>166332345
DOES

>>166332353
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….

>>166325893
Wait, what was deleted? NS stuff?

>>166332312
Eh, he's not wrong. I started jerking it around that age. Also girls don't start getting boobies until around 12. The system works.

>>166332634
>that age
What age? 12?

>>166332848
Yeah. Or maybe it was 11. I dunno, I was jerking off before semen started coming out, and even then the sperm didn't come until a bit later.

>>166332495
Offspring of mindfucked Twink and Slut who can mindfuck people
Whaddaya expect?

>>166332353
Rome was shit so I guess that's accurate.

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>>166333019
I'd expect more doujins with him in it.

>>166333020
>Rome was shit
t. Jew

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>>166333019
Jesus christ, inojin was designed for lewd. Built for sex. Born to bone. Destined to do the dirty. Created for sexual. Bred for fug.

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>>166333725
Too bad his teammates are a fat niggress and a lazy bastard. So there's nobody to pound his boyhole

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>>166333725
But then Background-kun decides to fuck his design up
Thankfully Anime is going to follow Kishi's designs

>>166332958
How can you tell if semen has sperm in it or not? Can you tell just by looking?

>>166334186
Depends on the color of your cum
The more thick and creamy like that the more your load will have sperm in it

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>>166334073
I actually think the overalls are cute, but the first outfit was definitely much better. Inojin a cute either way.

>>166334186
At first it was clear but over time it slowly turned white.

>>166334481
>oh no it's retarded

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>>166333876
Guess Mitsuki can have another fuccboi in his harem

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>>166270071
Did Sasuke pounded Karin or not?

>>166335935
He's too autistic to have sex

>>166336227
Artificial Insemination could also work

>>166335935
He is allergic to vaginas, so no
>>166336338
And that was how Salad was born, folks

>>166336459
> Sasuke jacks off to pics of Itachi and Naruto
> puts his semen to the tube
> says "im done" to Sakura
> Sakura then takes the tube and put Semen into her vagoo
> 9 months later Karin delivers Sarada with Chakra Chains

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>>166337135
>Salad comes home one day asking about sex
>Sakura doesn't know what to say because she's technically still a virgin

>>166320615
Anyone could have predicted Bort getting a sword and Sasuke's cloak

>>166337135
This is probably canon, desu. But does this mean that Salad has OP healing ability and Chakra Chains too, due to one's chakra signature being extremely malleable at birth?
>>166325329
Will Salad attempt suicide once she about her clan?

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>>166338750
That's true. The tattoo, eye scar and Byakugan, on the other hand...

>>166338783
No, because to put an end to the Uchiha all she has to do is marry Bort.

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>>166321521
>Chocho and possibly Boruto are her only ones
That's more close friends than most people get to have in this series.

She seems pretty good friends with Mitsuki too, that just leaves out Inojin and Shikadai who are two homos that only care about vidya.

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>>166322989
Temari doesn't care about garbage

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>>166337709
But she already knows about sex

>>166340145
But not the eyehax, and assoicated mental state.

>>166340587
>6 year old daughter knows about sex
Single moms really are the worst

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>>166340145
>implying that Bort won't take her last name

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>>166335935
most likely not

How many episodes will Boruto have?

>>166343638
Too many

>>166343702
I mean for next season. Will it have 13?

>>166343987
Probably. We only have a few episodes left before the new anime starts. I don't know what they'll do, but if they were smart they'd adapt the Gaidens first. Maybe as flashbacks.

>>166344070
And it will probably follow a different path than the manga, thank god

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHNHcLUbSg

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>>166345372
>putting Momo and Kin when they aren't even playable

>>166345372
>introducing the characters we can't play as
Thanks for rubbing it in, shitheads.

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>>166345372
>programming whole characters with entire movesets only to make them not playable
I hope one day to live in a world where this is a crime punishable by death.

>>166348603
>not impregnating tenten
I hope to one day live in a world where this is a crime punishable by death.

>>166349170
She's probably infertile

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help guys my friend keeps cheating he keeps using naruto to beat me when I use Sasuke but Sasuke was never defeated by Naruto how can I stop him from cheating?

>>166350062
Git gud

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@166350062
Why isnt anyone replying to me and help me!!?
This isnt fair why cant sharingan copy Rasengan shuriken

>>166270656
>>166270362
Can you imagine having Hinata as your mom? Fucking hell, imagine visiting Grampa Hiashi's compound!

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>>166324638
The feeling's probably mutual

>>166351038
What would be so great about the hyuuga compound? Full of dudes, too.

>>166351329
>Full of dudes.
>Possibly some cute branch family maid (who would be technically your distant cousin)
>potentially watching you masturbate
Who said it would be great?

Patch is out

"Gunbai less madara was nerfed
Ems sasuke was nerfed
Pts Lee was nerfed
Pain was buffed
Leader change glitches was fixed (Excluding RCdash and RJustu)
Dash cut takes a year to come back
Stun locks are gone and some combo's have less of a juggle /push you away more
Bad news
Game is a little slower and styling is near dead
Dlc characters still have stun locks"

>>166351324
>no story arc where Bort goes back in time and Marty McFly's his dad by saving Hinata from the bullies instead of him

>>166352525
Sounds like a pretty good reason for why that interaction was retconned into the last.

>>166349250
>not trying anyway, as many times as she likes and in whatever way she likes.
I hope to one day live in a world where this is a crime punishable by death.

>>166352459
>nerfing madara
Huh?

>>166354921
PTS Gaara also nerfed
You can no longer block an attack in the air and then attack the opponent aka air counter

You can no longer stun lock glitch or leader switch combo glitch.

Net code seems to be better and loading times for rounds are near instant.
Counter no longer causes strike back

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Will I ever find love, /nsunsg/?

>>166358093
We're gonna make it brah

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>>166359204
th-thanks, anon.

>>166270659
That would've made too much sense. Sasuke was officially full retard at that point, just like the entire series. Kage summit was the point of no return for me. The jumping of the shark, if you will.

>>166334734
>implying they won't all be in salad's harem

>>166352459
Source?

>>166367806
> All moms have been modeled
> Only pinkshit skin is available

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>>166367806
How long until they devolve into talking about penises?

>>166367806
>warhaschanged.png

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>tfw I was actually curious to see a list

Is there any good fics out there or is it all shit?

>>166370052
now im more even mad
why would they hold these models in story mode only?

>>166370663
Terminal retardation
>not even planning to sell more DLC

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>>166371029
>Cyborg ninjas
Now we only need Senator Armstrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byu9rKjBg8

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>>166370780
I think they are having business contract disagreements with Bamco
Call me a faggot but it seems CC2 wants even more money from Bamco each time they make a new storm game
Of course Bamco told them to fuck off at some point, so CC2 introduced "Premiums" to their publisher for Road to Boruto

>>166370052
>written test
Motherfucker, there was no written test. Sai dropped them in a hole filled with ink.

Also, is this shit going to end with Bort becoming a Chuunin?

>>166370093
>Hinata loses her daughter
>when she has the fucking BYAKUGAN
Jesus Christ why are all moms in this series worthless?

>>166375319
>Bort gets to retake all the tests in private and become a Chuunin
>Salad and the rest get held back a year because they haven't finished repairing the damage the ayy lmaos caused
God bless nepotism

>>166375407
>He doesn't know moms does it on purpose
didn't you have any imoutos, anon?

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>>166270071
So after RtB, which devs that Bamco gonna choose for Naruto?
Tekken team or Xenoverse team?
pls be tekken team, pls be tekken team

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>>166375951
CC2

>>166375695
>implying
The one thing mothers never ever fucking do is lose track of their kids when they're too young to stand alone. EVER.

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>>166375951
speaking of Tekken
>release June 2017
this is not EARLY 2017
I dont mind either, I would like to see both of them to do a naruto game

>>166375695
No.

>>166376030
>when they're too young to stand alone
I don't think she'd have to worry too much.

>>166376321
Standing alone has nothing to do with their physical power.

>>166376631
Yeah, but being able to oneshot any potential kidnapper/rapist and render them impotent sure does.

>>166376996
No it really doesn't, in fact that could possibly make it worse considering their 4 year old is now a murderer covered in blood and gonads.

>>166377113
>in fact that could possibly make it worse considering their 4 year old is now a murderer
Well, considering the other kid's a murderer too I guess it's fine. Although since aliens aren't technically human, I guess it's not technically murder.

>>166377382
>Well, considering the other kid's a murderer too I guess it's fine
>Boruto possibly genocides an entire alien race by killing two of its surviving members
Holy shit no wonder Sasuke wants to train him. He's just like nii-san

>>166376030
im saying that but she wants you to "find" her

>>166379132
Anon, that's disgusting. They're brother and sister for Chrissakes

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>>166376078
>>166376005
i-i just want Boruto/Heihachi tag team ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEsO0vTvTj0

>>166379132
No that's imbecilic, it takes away all the goddamn charm of incest if it's parent sanctioned and appears from an age where they don't know shit
The entire fucking point of incest is that it's FORBIDDEN love and arises naturally in siblings DESPITE being forbidden, not because parents push towards it.

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>>166379265
>>166379370
>incest
who the what now?

>>166379471
Shut your dumb ass up Salad, you don't have any siblings and parent-child incest is the shittiest type of incest straight up.

>>166379471
>>166379553
Her and Bort are technically cousins.

>>166380018
How are they cousins
>Sasuke and Naruto are brothers
No they aren't, the soul and the body are explicitly seperate.

>>166380273
>the soul and the body are explicitly seperate
Chakra is the fusion of physical and spiritual energy. They are literally brothers.

>>166380529
And physical / spiritual energy has nothing to do with genetics.

>>166380590
Except it does since certain types of chakra are hereditary. Hence the existence of kekkei genkai.

In the narutoverse context they are literally related by blood.

>>166380937
They literally are not. Want proof?
If Ashura and Indra morph their recievers DNA into their own, then they should also have made both sides into EXACT copies, appearance and abilities since according to you chakra is deterministic of genetics and therefore also abilities.
We find that Sasuke doesn't have the weird spiral eyes that Indra did, and that Hashirama doesn't look like Naruto who also doesn't have wood release ergo they don't have the same abilities ergo they cannot both be Ashura. This implies that neither is Sasuke fully Indra, nor Naruto is not fully Ashura, ergo at least SOME of their genetic code had to have come from their parents. We know for a fact that they share no parents in common, ergo Sasuke and Naruto cannot be genetic brothers. Proof completed.

>>166375530
Maybe everyone else got promoted?

>>166381276
Well no shit they're not fully Indra/Ashura, otherwise they'd be clones. But they share enough DNA with them via their chakra to be considered relatives

>>166382175
DNA doesn't work that way, you can't have 'only some' of the DNA of two siblings overwritten and then claim these two otherwise unrelated guys are now genetic siblings

>>166382351
Think of it as though they had a third parent, who was Indra/Ashura.

>>166382389
>think of it as if they had a third parent who was Indra / Ashura respectively
That would make them cousins, not siblings, at best.

>>166382550
Then Salad and Bort are cousins twice-removed. So it's totally legal.

>>166370009
Fixed it.

For future reference there is a public backup of the list here that will always be view-only:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aYRxIMzsU5AqXATXxbdOJmWePmU2d46GtDlJgNKIExo/

All fanfiction is shit to varying degrees. Some people still enjoy it for what it is, some people don't.

>>166382651
And also no longer qualifies as incest.

>>166382847
Exactly. The system works!

>>166380273
>How are they cousins
They're distant cousins through Hagoromo. But if you go back to Kaguya then a shitload of people n Naruto Universe are distantly related.

Just how long ago in Naruto universe did Kaguya supposedly live?

https://www.quora.com/Are-all-the-U-S-Presidents-related-to-each-other

Go back far enough and everyone is related.

>>166383217
>Go back far enough and everyone is related.
Yeah but go back far enough and it simply isn't relevant. My family record goes back to the early Tang dynasty; there's some random girl around 820 with a name that sounds like an attempt at transliterated German or something. That doesn't mean I'm related to Germans in any relevant manner inb4 Americans who say they're 1/1024 black or something

When are we going to see Salad rock a pair of shades? That is why I want her to get the Rinnegan, so she can have an excuse to wear them full-time

>>166384101
The rinnegan doesn't even look that creepy

>>166384101
When her Bort and Mitsuki try and start a garage metal band

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>>166384357
So soon?

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>>166383427
Of course it would be Chink arguing about arbitrary shit like this. Were you the one arguing about cousins with the other guy this whole time? Look, I just came into this discussion to say that a lot of people CAN trace their ancestry back really far, like you, but I'm saying back FAR ENOUGH and there is a mitochondrial eve. And if you can trace your ancestry back as far as you say you can then I'm sure you're distant "cousins" with a lot of Chinese people, just like how almost anyone in America with some English lineage can be traced back to King John.

>>166384626
>Were you the one arguing about cousins with the other guy this whole time?
I was saying that Sasuke and Naruto aren't literally siblings.

>far enough and there is a mitochondrial eve
Well yes, no shit, if you really push it we can probably trace back to a few specific cells or self-replicating proteins that were the ancestor of everything that lives, but it's not like it actually matters to most people.

>>166384484
What will the name of their band be? "Abandoned by Daddy"?

>>166385001
Orochimaru never abandoned Mitsuki, though.

>>166385761
True, but he/she left Mitsuki alone in hostile Territory, though, so that is semi-abandonment

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>>166385925
Where does Mitsuki live? With aunt Anko or uncle Kabuto?

>>166386020
By himself, probably. His dad/mom's a wanted war criminal granted amnesty on the condition he probably can't return to the village (but as evidenced by the end of the Boruto movie he/she doesn't give a fuck)

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>>166386020
probably aunt Anko
and he probably he does mad bantz about her fatiness

>>166386230
>ayy anko whats up
>yeah remember the time I used you up and threw you away for that hot piece of uchiha ass
>well can you watch my son for me
>try not to eat him fatty

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>>166386358
ayyy

>>166386180
Well, Konoha did have some apartments for orphans to use them in their military later.

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>>166387006
how the fuck he became fuccboi again?

Will there be a fight in Boruto that will have the same emotional impact as the Sasuke v. Itachi and the Uchiha Bros. V. Sage Mode Kabuto fights?

>>166390196
He's in a woman's body, most likely.

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>>166391520
Probably not if the villain is going to be pic related

>>166391520
You mean one that's stupid and filled with asspulls? Probably.

>>166391520
>emotional impact
Where did you find emotional impact in either of those two fights?

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>>166394587
You didn't find emotional impact in the Itachi/Sasuke one?

>>166395002
No not really, it was broadcasted and obvious for so long that it ironically dulled the impact when it finally happened.

>>166395002
Not after the first 15 minutes. And definitely not after Itachi busts out the fucking Susano'o

>>166395002
All it took was the genjutsu-off where it turns out they were just standing around for 10 minutes for me to stop caring about this fight entirely

>>166395363
That was so fucking dumb, seriously. Also doesn't help that Itachi was holding back the entire time.

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>>166392242
>This is real
I see the Naruto franchise is going the way of Bleach - Shitloads of waifus and fap material, but utterly shite

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So who else is definitely going to be alone on valentines day?

>>166398782
>Bleach
>utterly shite
It was only utterly shite during fullbringer and latter half of quincyshit
Aizen was fucking magical.

>>166398782
It was already like that a long long time ago, buddy.

>>166398938
But anon, I'll be here with you guys

>>166399112
>Aizen arc
>Zabuza arc
>both the best of their series
This is way capitalism sucks, just let it die before it ruins itself

Frankly i'm more annoyed that the best h-artists don't even branch off and do the other girls

>>166399248
Aizen arc was 300+ chapters in though
>Frankly i'm more annoyed that the best h-artists don't even branch off and do the other girls
Have you considered that Naruto is garbage and not even popular anymore

>>166399317
It's nearly every series, they stick to like 2-3 characters and they're everywhere
It's so boring

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>>166399429
Maybe because those ones are popular

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>>166399509
>popular = good

>>166399579
Draw your own doujins then, at least doujins EXIST for the series unlike say Danchigai.

>>166399721
That's a 6 month + investment of 4 hours a day
If i was that desperate i'd pay a hooker to cosplay

>>166399828
>3dpd
fuck off

>>166399828
you could always save up money and commission a doujin from an artist. Won't be cheap but neither is a good hooker.

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>>166399908
The only reason i haven't is because i'm far too tight with money

>>166399908
Good hookers are like a hundred bucks tops

>>166400014
>being poor

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>>166400046
>wasting money
>when i can fap to stuff for free
Hey anon i've got a bridge to sell you

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>>166398938
Don't remind me

>>166400046
I'm not saying that a good hooker and a good doujin commission would be the same price, I'm just saying it ain't cheap. And how would you know how much a hooker costs, anyway?

>>166400203
Hey you can't complain then

>>166401028
I've been to vegas, there's signs for it everywhere
I just multiplied the price by three.

>>166401069
More an observation than a complaint

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>10
Asura Path Sauce when?

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>>166398938

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>>166407582
Well fuck you too

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>>166404930
never, he'd be too OP

>>166409973
Well they have to show him using the other paths, I can not take Sauce seriously when he is using Deva path due to me being a fan of AC/DC

>>166408846
Why don't you just put yourself out there and seriously look for someone, then?

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>>166413601
I'm just being petty, I really don't want a relationship right now
As long as I don't end up like Tenten, I'll be fine

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>>166414991
For some reason this picture just makes me laugh every time.

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>>166398938
Count me in senpai
Hoping TL Anon delivers some good shit on that day so i can at least fap while still crying

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>>166414991
she is dead inside isn't she?
like a empty shell that has no ghost in it

>>166418270
Anon, that can apply to a lot of characters in Naruto. Kikashi, Post-700 Sasuke and Sakura, Danzo.. the list is endless

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>9

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>>166422214
>not waiting until 10 to post a number

>>166422214
Will Mtsuki become Salad's right hand man when she becomes Hokage?

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>>166422736
fuck you kabuto
you ain't my dad

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someone explain the popularity of this pairing to me.

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>>166422823
No, that job is taken

>>166423101
Is that Itachi?

>>166423292
No lines, it's neji

>>166423176
Really? Compared to Shikadai, Mitsuki seems to have to the knowledge, and maturity

>>166423701
Shikdai will become advisor to the Hokage like all of his forefathers

Mitsuki will probably join his parent doing science

>>166423434
Oh, well it was a sort of big pairing because it was the only other character that Neji had any kind of interactions with, he used to be somewhat popular before he disappeared from the plot between the fight with spider-man and his death (Naruto wasn't an option since he already had his own popular gay ships with Sasuke, Kakashi and Gaara), nips obviously love abusve relationships with murder attempts and family issues drama.

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What did the artist mean by this?

>>166428957
A real ninja can handle at minimum two ladies at once.
Bort a lucky son'bitch

>>166429198
I think that sakura is supposed to be a male sakura, m8.

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>>166429539
kek

well, maybe.
I'd still watch...

>>166428957
Since Naruto was never home, Sakura raised Bolt with Hinata ans somehow became a man in the process.
Sasuke is in for quite a surprise when he finally comes back to the village.

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>>166428957
Something that begins and ends with s

>>166428957
I guess to fight back all the promotional pictures of Bort with Nardo and Sauce.

>>166431214
That's actually a pretty good hypothesis, anon. I like it.

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>>166418270
If only I could bring her back to life

>>166430268
social justice warriors?

>>166332312
>Everyone knows boys don't start becoming interested in girls and their boobies until 12.
I must have been a hell of a early bloomer, because as far as I can remember, I had a thing for girls

>>166434826
You didn't think girls had cooties when you were like 7? You didn't put bugs in their hair and laugh at them for being stupid icky girls?

>>166434981
Not him, but I never really got that. I wasn't interested in girls or anything, quite the opposite, but it wasn't because of anything like that. It was just complete indifference, rather than any contempt. The sole reason being that I didn't know any girls that liked vidya, so interacting with them was a waste of time

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>>166434981
I pretended to find them icky, but I secretly found them cute

I used to fondle mannequins in clothing stores and look under their shirts

I was a weird kid

>>166435401
So you were so autistic that you only liked other kids who shared your autistic obsession with video games?

>>166438498
Yes, I was and still am too autistic to make friends on any basis other than shared interests. Said friends eventually stop hanging out with me once they realize how boring I really am

>>166438787
That's incredibly sad, anon. I hope one day you learn to appreciate and interact with people for more than their hobbies.

>>166439195
You can't fix autism, anon. If I tried that, I'd just be hanging out with people I don't like doing things I don't like, and they probably wouldn't like me either

I don't care about having friends anymore, since I always kind of figured I just bored them to tears anyway. I can just come to 4chan, and there will always be people to talk about things I like. That's good enough for me

>>166439954
Do you like going to the movies? Do you like watching TV? Do you like going to a good restaurant? Do you like talking about life? How about discussions about current events, politics, philosophy, religion, fashion, biology, history, literature, or anything else? All of those things aren't what I would call my "hobby" (even then, I would say I have lots of hobbies) but I'm very interested in them and some of my closest friendships have been made by doing these things with people. And some of my closest friends also don't really share many "hobbies" of mine, or we might share one but then we have others too.

Human beings are more complex than just what they spend their free time doing alone, anon.

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>>166398938
Wow, it's been a year already? Huh. How 'bout that.

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>>166440610
Did something happen with you last valentines day?

>>166440595
Everyone except me is a vacuous retard not worth speaking to.

>>166440924
*tips fedora*

>>166440924
I understand your urge to impersonate me in order to stop the blogposting, it is getting out of hand

>>166440850
Nothing...

Nothing at all. And nothing will happen this year, I'm sure.

>>166440996
>tfw I actually thought >>166440924 was chink
chink, this should really be some kind of wakeup call for you.

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>>166441040
Don't lose hope. We will all find someone one day. Just stay positive and keep searching and trying. I chose to believe this.

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what would sasuke's hot climate outfit have looked like?

>>166434981
Not that anon, but not only was I interested in girls for as long as I can remember (so Kindergarten), I never understood what cooties even were.