/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

>>165822414
I want to make Tenten ahegao!

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Is Rin guy dead or am I in the wrong thread?

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>>165822540
Don't we all

inb4 OC

>>165823075
Nice try but there's an OC in the OP image

>>165823751
See, I inb4'd it.

>>165822636
He got killed by a Kakashifag who was being manipulated by a Madarafag.

Dead game dead thread

Out of the main characters in Boruto, who will grow to be dead inside?

>10

vjump when

How long until Road to Bort?

>>165833437
Feb 2nd apparently

>>165833609
A-and what are the chances that it was all a rib and we will be getting playable characters other than Bort Salad and Snekman Jr.?

>>165833798
What am I looking at?

>>165828714
Salad

>>165833751
About 0%. I'm sorry, anon.

>>165822636
I think the original rinfag has been gone for a while. Pretty sure that the people posting rin first have been doing it in his memory.

>>165823787
But the same OC is here >>165822720 too?

>>165834509
Something lewd enough to be deleted? I didn't see it.

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>>165828714
Salad

>>165835336
>>165837212
I hope not. She's the only Uchiha who hasn't gone full edge, let her stay pure.

>>165837212
Probably still one of my favorite Salad pics. Just a combination of fetishes that hit all the right spots.

>>165837212
Would thongs be viable underwear for ninjas?

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>>165833751
Keep in mind that these were all the new characters UNS4 got.

>>165844528
Is the Last Sasuke DLC? Or is it a pre-order-bonus?

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>>165833751
Well, there is also a new Naruto and Sasuke and Mecha Naruto.

>>165844431
If they're made out of the right material they're viable for many male athletes but apparently it's bad for females.
>"Wearing a thong during exercise can bring E.coli living in the rear toward the front as you move, increasing your risk for urinary tract infection,"

So viable for men, probably bad for women. Gotta keep that vag clean.

>>165845897
Do they not clean their buttholes?

>>165837926
Considering how Salad's sense of humor seems to be black as Amaterasu, and combined with the Uchiha over-intensity of emotions, she will probably evolve into a nicer Daria tbqh

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>>165845897
Women are so damn gross

>>165846252
Even if your butthole is clean there are many species of bacteria that live in your digestive tract in order to help you be able to digest your food. The butthole is always filled with lots of bacteria. Men are more protected because their urethra is longer and a lot more separated from the butthole area.

http://lifehacker.com/5805108/which-direction-should-i-wipe

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>>165845701
>one new character
>new character"s"

>>165847915
Having female genitals ain't easy, but without them you wouldn't be here so show some respect.

>>165846252
There are more bacteria inside your large intestine that your body more or less purposely 'keeps' around than there are humans in the world. Every time you move a little bit comes out through the time flux of air and just movements of flesh in general
You'd need some sort of magical way of having a Gate of Sterilization at your anus to avoid it entirely

>>165848096
No.

>>165847915
The human body in general is damn gross, son.

>>165845897
The digestive E. Coli isn't the dangerous kind anyway

>>165848595
It causes UTIs, dumbass. Just like any other bacteria in the bladder. The bladder is supposed to be sterile.

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/lab-rat/how-bacteria-invade-your-urinary-tract/

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>>165848096
So I should blame them for my awful existence then

>>165848287
>Gate of Sterilization at your anus
I dream of a world where one day we can all have such a thing. I hope science can achieve this.

>>165849084
It'd be a terribly shit idea, no pun intended, for biological and ecological reasons. Lesson 1 of ecological sciences - don't fuck with anything, you'll break it and it'll be harder than trying to fix Archlinux without looking at the wiki

>>165849006
Yes, blame the fact that a biological organism was doing what biological organisms do and reproducing for your own existential misery.

Your existence is nothing more than the culmunation of eons of pointless self-replication of tiny genes that use your body as a puppet to perpetuate themselves for no other reason than that self-replicating molecules exist only to self-replicate.

But you can end this cycle of pointless existence if you choose to terminate yourself before your genes can replicate. You can end it, so just do it already.

>>165849404
Fair enough. I hope one day we will learn not to play God.

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>>165849456
I ain't reading all that

I want to pat Salad's head and ruffle her hair.

>>165850339
Then enjoy your terrible existence and stop complaining.

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>>165850339
>not even 500 characters
>tl;dr
Is this how Americans approach the world?

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>>165850791
We are people of actions
Usually stupid ones
>>165850652
Come on nobody's being serious here, take it easy

>>165850339
Don't we all

>>165851797
>He claims to be an American
I'm so sorry for this retard, everyone. I feel like I should apologize on his behalf.

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>>165852347
Man, that response isn't even grammatically correct. What are you trying to say?

>>165852626
At AMERICA, Grammer means nothing.

>>165852626
Oh shit
I just realized I replied to the wrong post
>>165850628
I meant this one
Sorry

>>165852724
Ah, okay now it makes a lot more sense.

>>165852967
THanks for being understanding m8

>>165852447
What on earth are you talking about

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>>165854902
He's trying to pretend that Americans aren't 100% retarded when it is a scientific fact that they are.

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Will they go full homo end this time around?

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>>165859138
In my dreams

>>165859754
Are we a gay general?

http://poal.me/wsf3we

>>165860218
Probably a bunch of homos, fujos, and like a handful of normals who are probably black

>>165860414
Has afrosenju ever posted here? Has eddie rath ever posted here?

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>>165860218
>more responses than there are ips in the general
so who's spamming votes for the homo team?

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>>165860414
Madara made me gay.

>>165862236
The bloomers really make this picture work

>>165845701
The middle column don't even have new movesets, and mecha nurudu is literally just a rehash from Revolutions

wewlad ccjew

Will Salad get jealous at Boruto for hogging the time away from her father, and her father for not spending time with her and leaving her to suffer Sak all alone?

>>165867220
No because Sakura can just fuck Naruto and become Boruto's new mom

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>>165867347
Pinkshit had her chance. She lost it by being an insufferable cunt.

>>165867347
But what will happen to Hinata?

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>>165859138
considering YoI BDs sold like hot cakes (was 75k last time i checked), we are likely going to see that Mitsuki going to have homolust for Boruto

The fucker himself is son of Orochimaru and he may look innocent but he is going to dominate the shit out of the Boruto once he seduce him with his snek eyes

Either that or he is going to sacrifice himself for Boruto just like Sasuke did in Zabuza arc

in the end, Kishi and SP can't afford to lose fujobux after all the pandering that they did.

>>165867490
>Once again criticizing Sakura for stuff other characters are guilty for.

>>165868750
Do fujos really contribute that much to sales? I thought the vast majority of SJ readers were 11 year old boys.

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>>165869829
>Do fujos really contribute that much to sales?
just ask /a/ how much units that Yuri on Ice sold.
then multiply it with 65 dolaridoos
>11 year old boys.
that was true 12 years ago, now they are either waifufags or fujoshits

>>165870503
>Yuri on Ice
Don't mention that anime doomsday device in this general.

>>165870685
I've never even heard of it but it sound pretty gay. Between homoshit and moe the anime industry is really going downhill.

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>>165870685
Too late anon
Now that the genie is out of the bottle, there is no way that you can stop the incoming fujo wave other than wait for the to die out

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>9

>>165868941
Many characters may individually be guilty of one thing, but only Sakura is guilty of ALL of them.

Fuck off, pinkshitfag.

>>165872831
It's been almost a year and you faggots are still bitching about her.

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>>165873148
It's been much longer than a year, and as long as someone watches or reads naruto people won't like her. I'm sorry but she'll never stop being a bad character, m8. But she still looks hot and I would hatefuck the shit out of her, so I can't blame you for waifuing her.

Wait, Im confused. What are the standard powers of the MS? Is it Amateratsu, Tsumkoyomi, and Susano'o?

>>165874564
The standard powers are anything Kishi feels like.

>>165874735
Okay, but do all MS users have Amateratsu

>>165874926
Obito didn't.

>>165874564
You're going down a real rabbit hole here. It's like >>165874735 said. The best place to find answers is probably forums where even bigger sperglords than us gather to discuss Naruto, as the wiki page for it is a clusterfuck, much like what it's attempting to describe.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Mangekyo_Sharingan

I guess you need 2 eyes to fully use it then

>>165822414
No seriously, I am still amazed that you guys managed to set up an anime thread in /vg/.

>>165875280
Thanks
So the Sharingan is like King Crimson; it just works?
>>165875703
This is meant for that >>165875140

>>165875862
Mods probably see it as a containment general for autism. They're right, of course. It also probably cuts back on the amount of Naruto threads on /a/ which are probably a pain in their ass because of how they're nothing but "gateway anime of the worst kind" shitposts.

>>165875862
Still waiting for Hiro to make an /ag/.

>>165876991
Never going to happen

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>>165848484

https://a.pomf.cat/xkwagg.gif
https://a.pomf.cat/gjcvxc.gif

Hating feels so good, you guys. Mmmm.

>>165881367
I don't even dislike pinkshit much, she's just another victim of Kishi's shit writing. But I definitely hate pinkshitfag. He's more deserving of it.

Can we expect a Black Naruto arc in Boruto?

>>165883545
Wat
Please explain yourself further

>>165883545
Menma was already Naruto Black.

>>165884192
Does that mean Menma will return?

>>165884360
No.

But I would kill for an update on the RTN verse that accounts for The Last and/or Boruto.

>ywn see RTN Boruto, Sarada, Mitsuki, and Himawari

>>165884513
>Boruto loves his dad even though he's a piece of shit.
>Himawari hates her dad because he's a piece of shit.
>Sarada is a whore.
>Mitsuki probably doesn't exist.

>>165884727
Isn't sarada already a whore?

>>165884929
Sarada is NOT a whore!

>>165885039
Salad will probably become a sex fiend though once her eyehax starts acquiring power levels

>>165885039
Well she sure fooled me with the way she dresses at 12/13 years old.

>>165886102
That ain't Kishimoto!Sarada. His isn't a slut.

Is TLanon still around?

>>165874564
The only 'standard' power would be Susano'o, which is apparently unlocked when both individual Mangekyou powers reveal themselves. This is retarded because both powers should appear at the same time.

Beyond Susano'o, each Mangekyou power is unique, apart from Sasuke and Itachi's right eye power, which is Amaterasu. Beyond that, Itachi's left eye power is Tsukuyomi, Obito's left eye power was long-range Kamui, his right was short-range Kamui, Shisui's only shown power was Kotoamatsukami, and Shin's only shown power was telekinetic manipulation of weapons that he placed a seal on. We never see Madara's or Izuna's Mangekyou powers.

But yeah, because of that, the Mangekyou power can literally be whatever the writer wants. It's basically the Superman argument in that the only thing that the Mangekyou can't do is whatever it hasn't tried doing yet.

>>165875703
>>165875972
Madara also didn't have Amaterasu. Itachi was the original owner of Amaterasu, and there are arguments as to how Sasuke got it. Some people say Itachi overwrote whatever his original power was going to be with the headpoke when Itachi died the first time, others say Sasuke just got Amaterasu because he and his brother were so close, so they shared one power. Who knows for sure - Kishimoto sure as fuck doesn't!

>>165883582
There's a character in Dragonball Super called Black who is literally a carbon-copy clone of Goku.

>>165886543
Maybe but he hasn't posted using his name in quite a while

>>165886543
Yeah.

>>165887019
What is Sasuke's left eye power?

>>165887202
Are you him or her?

>>165887745
Sasuke's left eye power was Kagutsuchi, or Blaze Release. It allowed him to shape, modify and extinguish the black flames of Amaterasu as he saw fit. Itachi didn't have that power, so basically when he cast Amaterasu, he was powerless to shape or stop it.

>>165888082
>>165887745
>>165887019
Sorry, my mistake. Sasuke's LEFT eye power is Amaterasu, and his RIGHT eye is Kagutsuchi. I got them reversed. Same effects, though.

>>165887902
I am.

>>165888082
>>165888205
>>165887019
Thanks for the info. It had been very helpful. Speaking of which, as the general's resident Saladfag, what will be her MS power?

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>>165888082
Itachi could extinguish it, he just couldn't shape it.

>>165889361
You're correct.

>>165889103
Who knows. With any luck, she won't get it, because Mangekyou leads to Susano'o, which in turn leads to an almost instant 'I win' button against almost any enemy, unless all bad guys in the series are ridiculously, Madara-tier strong. I'd honestly prefer a support-based Susano'o - healing aura, small mini-Susano'o armours she can shield her allies with, shit like that that isn't directly offensive in combat.

But we all know that won't happen. It'll probably be Amaterasu in one eye, because muh Sasookay, and some other bullshit in the other.

>>165889828
I predict that her MS abilities will probably have to do with writing, or at least something to do with knowledge, as the name Sarada is derived from the Hindu goddess of knowledge, intelligence and wisdom, Saraswati, who is believed to have taught humanity how to write. This being Naruto, her MS abilities will probably give her Amateratsu and Amateratsu Control in one eye, and an OP copying ability in the other, as well minor variants of other MS techniques

>>165888712
Can you please translate this?
http://manon09.lofter.com/post/1dd26ae0_b62e55f

Anyone got that picture of the Akatsuki cloak in a window of some store, being mistaken for a piece of casual women's apparel?

>what you used a ninja tool during a Ninja exam! You're a disgrace and no longer a ninja Boruto.

So what would Tenten have been fucked if she made it to the finals? How the fuck did she pass her own Chunin exam?

>>165873863
Her wingmanning for Hinata made up for all the bullshit in Shippuden

>all the girls save Hinata had crushes on Sasuke
>Sakura "won" but ends up a single mother to a autist husband who won't even try for a son to pass on the Uchiha name
>literally all of them boast about how lovey dovey their husbands are while Sakura is alone for 11 years

I'd only forgive Sauce if his dimension hopping effected time so that a week in another dimension was years in their dimension.

>>165886102
Blame Sakura for buying her those outfits.

>>165893648
I guess the kote was """"worse"""" because it's not using your own chakra to make jutsu and you don't have to learn any of the techniques your performing.

The real question is why would the inventors/marketers want it in the chuunin exams which were nerfed af? They would want them out in the field, in the hands of enemy combatants who could then easily use them to kill "trained high calibre" ninja in real world scenarios. Then the villages would be forced to buy them and arm their own "proper" ninja with them.

>>165893648
>its not muh chakra
>says the guy who only won his match because of the giant demon fox sealed in his belly at birth
Basically Neji got gypped and nurudu is a massive hypocrite

>>165895854
Neji was so right he had to die for it.

>>165894082
Truly the fate she deserved. Be careful what you wish for, I guess.

>>165893648
It's not the fact he used a ninja tool, it's that a) Naruto banned THAT specific tool for specific reasons, regardless of whether they were good reasons or not. What he says goes, both as a Hokage and as a father, and b) the reason Naruto banned it was because it didn't adequately show the ability of a ninja. The Chuunin Exams are about who deserves to become a Chuunin, and being able to fire off S-rank jutsu indiscriminately doesn't display that.

>>165896213
>the reason Naruto banned it was because it didn't adequately show the ability of a ninja
>Bort shows subterfuge and stealth skills by hiding his cheating device from literally everyone in the world until his mom turned narc
nurudu is a fucking retard

>>165896509
> shows subterfuge and stealth skills
Naruto already suspected it. He simply asked Hinata to confirm it. As it was, almost nobody else knew the Kote existed, and so had no reason to look for it. And it's not really 'hiding' when it's just 'wearing'.

>>165822414
Man, you guys added a lot of stuff to the OP since I've last been here.

Everything else is the same.

>>165896654
>wow this kid is using jutsu that no genin should be able to use in environments where such quantities are impossible unless you're literally a god
>meh I guess it's just because he's the Hokage's son
Yeah, nah. Either Bort is stealthy, you know, like a ninja, or everyone is retarded.

>>165896917
The average people watching these exams are dumbasses, but it is bullshit that none of the other adult ninja figured it out.

>>165896654
This is true, more people would've noticed if they'd known the kote existed. Of course >>165896509 has a point. Naruto is a series about elemental wizards, not ninja. They really don't use many of the tactics that ninja did, even in an exaggerated mythical way like folktales describe. They were ruthless killers specializing in unorthodox warfare like infiltration, assassination, espionage and stealth, and mostly came from the classes lower down than the samurai class. They were also mercenaries that only existed because of the upper samurai class which was in a perpetual state of feudal war and could therefore make groups of highly trained mercenaries like ninja even a thing that could be a real sustainable profession and way of life.

If Kishi knew anything about ninja and the circumstances they operated in and how they came about, and how to make them cool but still very much ninja, he would've made a manga like basilisk. But he just used the word ninja to make a manga about wizards.

>>165896917
> everyone is retarded.
You've hit the nail on the head

>>165896917
>everyone is retarded.
Well, it was Tenten and Lee the ones in charge of making sure that nobody cheats

>>165892767
That's Chinese, not Japanese, sorry.

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>>165893483

>>165897819
I dunno, it's kind of stylish like that.

>>165897819
Thank you.

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>>165892767
Nigger I said the last time this was posted that Chink would have to translate that. It's honestly embarrassing that weebs can't even recognize Japanese anymore.

>>165897691
Are tenten and lee fucking?

>>165899906
No, Tenten is a christmas cake and Lee has his own background wife's son's mother

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>>165901465
She's probably infertile and therefore worthless to the village

>>165901465
I wonder who metal's mom is

Give me your favorite boruto pic right now

>>165904947
pic of boruto or pic of a character from the boruto series?

>>165905132
Series

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>>165905162
I like Himawari.

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>>165904947

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>>165904947

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>>165904947

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>>165905246

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nitghy night. pls don't die.

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>we didn't see Naruto keep the style of the Zabuza arc which was focus on being more of a ninja than a wizard
>we didn't see Naruto get promoted with Shikamaru which would have forced him to mature because he had responsibility. This would have also fuelled Sasuke's jealousy.
>Kishi was bland at world building and didn't have Naruto get a waifu from an enemy village which eventually turns out to be a spy - breaking his already fragile heart
>no minor teen romance between some of the 12
It could have been so much more

>>165909592
>Naruto and Hinata did not have sex after the war.

I'm still mad.

>>165909592
>we didn't see Naruto get promoted with Shikamaru
Didn't some ninjas say that he didn't deserve to get promoted for his chunnin exam fight?

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>>165909930
>They do the deed multiple times
>Naruto has to struggle with now having all the puss throw at him and resisting his hormones
>Hinata gets paranoid at the same time Naruto can't spend time with her and becomes a tad yandere
>They have to break it off
>The Last realise that they do actually deeply love each other, but weren't mature enough yet

>>165910196
I would have promoted him because he did show good tactical/adapting ability AND did take down Shukaku, but the story would have had him paired up with Shikamaru (to balance out the deficiencies they both have) which would have had them dealing with the more adult world on ninja and turn them into a buddy cop duo

Is that Shinki pic done yet?

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>>165887902
>>165888712
>TL Anon is Trap

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>>165904947

>>165892767
Fundamentally just a family discussion, it looks lewd but there's no lewd at all. The last few pages basically boil down to "you know, the reason we can really become a family is you" which doesn't make shit for sense because Sasuke is never there
I might translate it more in detail but right now dinner

>>165916084
Thanks, chink. I for one would love a fill translation if you have time, it sounds cute.

>>165916772
*full
I'm very tired

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>>165904947

>>165918338
Look at that blush, Sarada has been sneaking some of that Sake herself, you just KNOW

>>165918338
Arachimaru is best MILF (male)

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Not my favorite pic, but very cute.

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>>165920236
Also this.

>didn't know the naruto gaiden manga existed
>read it
>whole story is about Sakura getting cucked and some literal who crazy guy
>turns out she wasn't cucked afterall
>Sasuke just fucked her and dipped for 10 years


lol

>>165923660
We DID always say that the Uchiha were the niggers of Konoha

>>165924498
>Who was the 44th US President
:^)

>>165924614
>Obama
>powerful
He was both a weak leader and a weak person.

>>165924498
>niggers
>the race that excels the most at physical sports and boxing
>not powerful

???

>>165924935
First of all, boxing isn't a technique invented in Africa, nor any martial art of note.
Second of all, being better at sports due to LITERALLY being closer to apes than anyone else (whites and asians have neanderthal genes which are more different) isn't really something that makes you powerful
Third of all, *shoots you*.

>>165925047
>they have to invent it to be good at it
>"n-no but the reason they're powerful is-"

*teleports behind you*
"you've already lost."

>>165925189
The only reason they're good at fighting is because people who were actually good at fighting taught them how to fight, it's not even like bears or boars who are just naturally stronk. They're literally trained dogs.

>>165920236
Wow, haven't seen that one yet. Good job.

>>165919112
>sneaking
>implying Sakura even locks up her booze

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Keeping sarada separated from her dad until she started going through puberty was probably a very bad idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction

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>>165927489
You don't have to worry about the Westermarck effect. Might explain her attraction to Bort though, seeing as he's basically Sasuke's Mini Me, especially later on.

>>165927489
westermarck is semibullshit

>>165927489
whats the age of consent in konoha?

>>165928939
>le 18

>>165928939
Once you become a ninja you are officially an adult.

>>165929601
>Itachi was legal when he was like 7
I like it

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>>165924320
>>165923660
you should have been here earlier

>>165930278
Oh anon i was there for chapter 700 release
i didn't kek so hard since Zimmerman

I liked NUNS1 and 2, I had them on PS3, but generations was really bad, and 3 kept the shit I didn't like (kawa bar, infinites, some characters just straight up walling others making those walled characters impossible choices if you ever want to win a real fight). But I hear 4 is a lot better than 3 was, so I want to get it.

Road to boruto is like the complete version of 4, right? Not an "expansion" like generations? Should I just get a disc copy of 4 and then buy the expack? Am I gonna be missing content if I do that?

So is E dead?

>>165932610
I hope not, I never got the full image of my husbando.

M-maybe binkbonk will draw one if he ever gets around to it

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>9

>>165935147
Even if he'd lived they wouldn't have ended up together man. Just let it go.

>>165936745
Who would Neji have even ended up with?
Maybe he'd stay alone like Tenten

>>165937120
He'd probably be alone.

Out of Neo Team 7, who is the most likely to defect?
I'd say it's Salad
The poor girl is so starved of parental attention it hurts
Sasuke has to seriously step up his parenting game before everyone dies

>>165939046
>>165937120
If he stayed single for too long Hiashi would have probably arranged him a marriage.

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>>165939160
Sauce has been away for 10 years, anything that isn't that is great parenting in here eyes.

>>165939778
They made up a lot of excuses about "muh doing important work away from the village, muh attonement" so that they can say sazuke dindu nuffin.

>>165939778
>being embarrassed when your daughter asks if you miss your husband

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>>165942039
She was embarassed because she thought she was implying lewd stuff.

>>165932610
Not dead. Just dreaming.

>>165932470
Just wanted to bump. I can't find any responses on google, just links to where I can buy the shit. I just want to know if there's some reason I might not want to buy the disc for road to boruto and instead buy the base game+expack.

>>165945304
Pretty sure you'll be getting the same thing either way

>>165932470
>>165945304
http://otakukart.com/animeblog/2017/01/04/get-road-boruto-naruto-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-dlc-expansion/

>>165946503
So buying the $50 disc gives me the game, all the DLC from the season pass, and road to boruto? That seems like the way to go then. Thanks.

>>165939160
Bort because he's edgy as shit.

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>10

>>165939232
Yeah, with Hanabi probs

>>165951949
That is one embarrassing tripcode, turkroach.

>>165951039
what is even going there?

>>165951949
>Ottoman
Turk stop this is too far

>>165952908
Narusaku Sasuhina end I guess

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>author posts new chapter of a fanfic, but it's just a note saying more chapters are coming "soon"(tm)

>>165951039
>this is what some people thought was gonna happen.gif

>>165951949
>forcing cousins to get married
I hope not. Then again, there's nothing keikaku master Hiashi wouldn't do for the greater good of the Hyuuga.

Is the Hidden Stone Village equivalent to Russia?

>>165956186
Yup, commie bastards

>>165956186
>tfw read it as Hidden Stoned Village
them black mo'fuckers be high as a kite.
goddamn i need some moar weed son

>>165956308
Thought so too, as like in Russia, everyone from there except for about 2% of the population is an ugly fuck, and how they focus on very dangerous, yet highly complex and inaccurate weapons (Jinton and the Explosion Corps)

>>165955989
They're not just cousins. Because their fathers were identical twins Neji is genetically Hinata and Hanabi's half brother.

>>165956186
Can't say. I don't know much about Russia besides memes.

>>165956934
They're subhuman trash that needs to die.
Also they hacked the election and hate LGBT people.

>>165939160
I think Bort literally leaves the village at some point given that when we see him in the flashforward he isn't wearing his headband.

Or maybe he just realized those things are cancer and didn't bother after it failed to protect his eye from getting cut the fuck up.

>>165943451
Why does Salad even know what lewd things are in the first place?

Fucking single moms. Probably brought one of her "toys" to shuriken practice and the instructor had to call in a parent-teacher meeting

>>165954478
>reading fanfiction
Kill yourself

>>165958487
Maybe it became useless once it got slashed?

>>165954478
Which fic?

>>165958795
Don't worry, I'll do it soon.

>>165959172
You don't want to know. It's very very shitty. I don't even know why I'm reading it.

>>165958795
I do something even worse anon

>>165951039
NaruSaku is absolute garbage.

>>165939160
> Mitsuki is an MK Ultra sleeper agent

>>165956308
Konoha is more communist than Iwagakure.

>>165961580
But that implies mitsuki isn't completely aware of the whole thing. He understands that when the time is right he will carry out his momdad's keikaku for final revenge against Konoha.

>>165961580
>konoha is more communist

How does taxes work in a ninja village? Do they take away a percentage away from your mission money?

>>165962203
Log might have been. Mitsuki likely isn't. It's gonna be Naruto: The Winter Soldier.

>>165963784
It's never gone into, because I assume 13 year olds don't really give a shit about that. My guess is that it's either a percentage of your pay, like regular income tax, but I have a feeling that shinobi would be a tax-free occupation, as you're essentially directly working for the Hokage, and the Village gets paid directly from any client's mission you take.

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Is it true that girls who wear glasses are into anal?

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>>165951949
>another
ayyy i know this guy, he used to visit /tr/ threads on /int/

>>165925047
You're literally not considered a man in the Maasai tribe until you kill a lion with nothing but a spear.

>>165965453
Of the small sample size I can vouch for, the answer is 'no'.

>>165957136
>Also they hacked the election
Lies.
>and hate LGBT people.
Hating degenerates is a bad thing?

>>165966497
Turkroach, please. Stop trying to act like that wasn't just you forgetting to turn off your trip.

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>>165968178
just beleive what you wanna beleive senpai

>>165968751
What the fuck is this sci-fi bullshit?

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>>165968751
>VR meme
fuck off gaben and facebook, your shitty toys are flopping

>>165968908
it's the same bullshit they do every game. They add some mode to make you fight every character just so you can spend more time playing.

>>165968751
>young ninja girls probably use the VR shit to have sex with Naruto and Sasuke

>>165968751
wait does this means that Boruto has animu VR waifu?

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>>165968908
>>165968963
>fighting histories most powerful warriors through VR

No. That's fucking cool.

>>165968751
>The two strongest Rasengans alive clash together!
Konohamaru BTFO. Outdone by a fucking 12 year old

>>165969125
>young boys use pirated Hinata programs to fuck the Hokage's wife
>all the Tsunade and Mei programs
Fuck the Kote. The true big ninja bucks are in VR porn

>>165968751
Kawaki confirmed for VR big bad guy. I fucking told you guys.

>>165969098
Yeah, except this one's actually kinda cool.

>>165969165
>I feel like fighting Madara fucking Uchiha today

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>>165969125
>>165969360
>VR mugen tsukuyomi

>>165969394
>Kawaki kills Bort
>they were just playing VR ninja super smash all along

>>165969497
>Yeah, except this one's actually kinda cool.
How the fuck did you come to that decision? It's no different from any of the other "fight all the character" modes.

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>>165969360
You now realize that 1010 is mastermind behind the VR development project as substitute for the IT so that everyone could be with his/her waifu/husbando

>>165969724
>meanwhile Karin get's nothing but pain and suffering in her "dream"

Fuck you Kishi

>>165969724
Stop trying to make tenten happen, it's not going to happen

>>165968751
> will Boruto finally be able to take down his father?
Reminder that canonically, because the writer's are fucking retarded, Naruto literally forgot his son was 12 and started going ALL-OUT against him in a sparring match.

The man who has Sage of the Six Paths chakra, a Tailed Beast, the ability to use the powers of ALL the Tailed Beasts, and the ability to move faster than the speed of light, as well as an almost inexhaustible chakra pool and the ability to create literally thousands of clones, was getting overpowered by a TWELVE YEAR OLD and had to take the fight seriously.

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>>165969880
you know its going to happen, this shit writes itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byu9rKjBg8

>>165969527
> Madara is still alive
> diplomacy
> combat didn't work
> organic Lotus Eater Machine didn't work
> time for Plan IV: Techno-Lotus Eater Machine
He's the best.

>>165970160
And if VR shit happens, Tenten will be nowhere to be seen.

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>>165970264
Madara is long dead anon, however there are still people exists who wants to fullfil his will

>>165969394
>he's actually a rogue AI
wewlad

>>165969623
At least this one has an in-game explanation

>>165970075
It's a VR simulation you moron. It isn't real

>>165971109
So did all the other ones. You're point?

>>165969623
Do all of the other "fight all the character" modes even come up with a story explanation for why you're fighting all of the characters? It's using VR to go through extreme martial arts training that's cool.

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>>165970506
>peace happens, thus demand for ninjas getting lower day by day
>1010 creates artificial conflicts and sell weapons to all parties to keep flames alive so ninjas still can have bread to bring home
>she is doing without knowledge of ninja UN nor konoha
>knows she can't do this forever
>develops VR with science team
>she is also developing the IT variant of the VR secretly
>gets found out
>1010 pulls Orochimaru and escapes
>unleashes cyber ninjas against Konoha
>IT VR is complete, but she needs power source that equals to dozen of nuclear reactors activate it
>Naruto gets knocked out by anti-bijuu EMP
>Thus only Boruto and his crew can stop her before its too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SevR3wSypQ8

>>165971170
This one's actually decent. Now shut up.

>>165971109
> It's a VR simulation you moron. It isn't real
The thing about Naruto going all-out was stated in, I think, the movie novelisation, and as such, is canon.

>>165971581
Tentenfags write the cringiest shit I swear

>>165971836
But they never fight in the movie or novel

>>165971581
Nobody cares about your irrelevant waifu

>>165971836
>>165971109
>>165971984
Just because they don't fight in the movie or novel doesn't mean they didn't fight before they, did they?

>>165971984
>>165971836
My mistake, it took place in the first chapter of the Gaiden. Naruto blows through one of Boruto's clones, and after being taunted by Boruto, prepares to use his Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu, before being told by Sai that it was 'pretty petty' of him, implying that he should've easily been able to catch his son without resorting to thousands of clones.

>>165972657
They sparred a bit in Gaiden but that's about it.

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>>165972628
I do

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>>165952018
>>165952978
Ayy, i've been using this trip on /pol/ and /int/ since 2011
anyway, i was going to ask when planewrong going to start his R20 game

>>165972628
>>165971984
Don't be mean. Tenten may be irrelevant but she's at least inoffensive, unlike Sakura.

>>165973364
At least Sakura is a somebody.

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>>165971832
You can't stop me

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>>165973296
muh nigga

>>165969497
>Nightmare Mode: Defeat the 7 Hokage!

Fuck this game! How am I supposed to beat all them at the same time? CC2 pls nerf

Do people actually like TenTen without being ironic?

>>165973304
Likely when mine is done. It's too hard at the moment to run two at once - at least unless he wants to just drop me from the lineup and get someone else in, since I'm like 95% sure that's it's just me that's ruining the time frame for the game.

>>165973304
Do you want to join or something? Will there be TWO turkroaches in this game?!

Fun fact: Obito was actually an interesting villain. There is nothing better than seeing a character who acted like your generic shounen hero kid breakdown into some bitter, violent, manipulative, and deluded man who is responsible for most of the bad stuff that happened in the series.

>>165973836
I already joined in?
Who is the other turk?
This guy?
>>165966497

>>165974278
I would agree with you if he didn't have a shitty motivation for turning to begin with (muh waifu, being tricked and manipulated) and then wasn't talked out of 20 years of ideals by a 5 minute talk no jutsu from a retarded 16 year old.

>>165974640
Obito was being TnJ'd throughout the war and Kakashi said that deep down, Obito wishes things didn't have to be the way it is now.

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>>165974398
When was the last time you were here? I had been assuming the guy posting that gay turk manga was you (the turk player from the game that hasn't started yet with the autistic miko) this whole time.

Of course I'm still not convinced there are two turkroaches here and one turkroach isn't just trying to cover up his fuckup in tripcode useage.

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>>165975514
>When was the last time you were here?
week ago, what happened since im gone?
> I had been assuming the guy posting that gay turk manga was you
Shoukoku no Altair?
Haven't read that for a while, but heard they are making anime of it
maybe i should pick up again

anyway, as i said i only post /pol/ and /int/ with this trip and gonna ask for what happened to planewrong's game.

and i was about to reply but fucking internet gone for 4 hours

but yeah, normally i don't use trip in here other than for R20 games

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>>165976510
Güzel mangaymış bu kardeşim
Neler oluyor neler sonraki bölümlerde bi görsen :DDDD

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>>165976837
Mahmut mu o yoksa?

>>165976837
>>165976997
I wish you were both killed in the coup.

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>>165977224
I didn't care for the roach before, but now that he's a tripfag I can at least filter him properly.

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>>165977659
what about me anon?

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>>165977738
hey its not gay if its feminine

>>165975001
Yeah, that was built up way better than Nagato's

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>>165978009
fuck meant to >>165975514
here, have another Haku

>>165977738
How can I not like someone who introduces me to good hentai

okay so about regulars we have;
>one chink
>two turks
>one byzantine fag
>two GMs
>2-3 drawfag
>2-3 more R20 players
>2-3 more storm players
>one german guy who buys and scans doujins
>one TL anon (gender unknown)
anyone i missed?

>>165978426
too few spics for an anime general

>>165978319
sadly it isn't scanned yet
;_;

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>>165978671
oh yeah i forgot the speedwatching-kun
heard he is going back home

>>165978426
Planewrong is both the GM of the second (not yet started) game and a player in the first game.

We also have one beaner, and one mentally hanicapped child who loves pinkshit.

>>165978838
He already is home? I think he lives in Mexico. He was always complaining about it.

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>>165978985
>beaner who loves pinkshit
Border jumping Rodriguez loves to eat shit
More news at 11

>>165979236
Is it beaner who is also pinkshitfag? I thought they were two different people.

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>>165979539
you know what they say, the more are the merrier

>>165979236
>>165979539
They are. Beaner isn't Pinkshitfag. Beaner can't resist letting everyone know who he is through his name.

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goodnight /nsunsg/

>check to see if there is any new decent naruto art on sankaku
>90% of all the art is that fucking naruto pixxx

Can someone please kill that motherfucker?

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>>165980518
At least post naruto shit

>>165980748
Naruto PiXXX is the heart and soul of the hentai in this series!

>>165980939
That's not a good thing. The art is traced garbage. What's worse is that they sell that shit. You know what, I should be blaming the kids. They're the ones without taste and keep falling for it.

>>165980773
Sakura is just paired up with everyone.

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>>165980773
I guess turkroaches are incapable of posting anything unrelated to roaching.

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>>165981125
indeed

>>165981357
It took looking at the tattoos to realize this pic is Naruto related and it took me a few seconds to realize this is TenTen by looking at the hat.

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Boruto, did I ever tell you about your uncle Sasuke? I knew him in school for a bit and then we were on a team for about six months. He tried to kill me shortly after and committed various forms of high treason over the next three years, including assassinating an interim Hokage and repeatedly attempting to kill aunt Sakura. Eventually he tried to kill me again and we lost our arms in the ensuing battle.

He was a good friend.

RtN Tenten had more personality than the actual TenTen. Let that settle in for a second.

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>>165981357
Post more 1010 and Anko then ill stop for now

>>165982192
Both of them fall flat compared to Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth Tenten.

>>165982124
>Hey, Boruto. Have I ever told you about uncle Sasuke's cousin, Obito?

>>165982224
Who's the girl on the right, fluteslut?

>>165982246
SD 1010 is supposed to be pun master but iirc its hard to translate to english

>>165982312
> He was the coolest guy

>>165982487
>And Boruto agrees.

When are we going to get a Crisis on Infinite Narutos?

>>165982724
There's no multiverse in the sense of the DC Comics one. There isn't half a dozen or more disparate timelines to retcon and remove.

>>165983015
What about RtN?

>>165983015
Hey, we have:

The manga universe.
The anime universe.
Several game universes.
The RtN universe.
Rock Lee universe.
Manga Boruto universe.

>>165983248
The closest we'd have is the Prime Universe (that is, the manga and anime combined. There's non-canon episodes, but it takes place in the same universe), and the RtN Universe. The rest are non-canon normal universes.

I just consider there to be a difference between 'non-canon' and a different universe. RtN is clearly different, whereas the anime and manga take place in the same universe, just with varying degrees of continuity and coherency.

>>165983248
>>165983442
Does the Anime contradict the Manga at any point? How different are the Anime and Manga "universes" really, other than the Anime being the expanded Naruto universe? Are the characters really portrayed that differently? Do events happen that differently?