/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>tfw I finally made it into the screenshot

Are you proud of me, mom?

i have a crush on hardtoffee!

>>166269883
t. who

File: IMG_8363.jpg (104KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 960x536px

Reply to this post with good-looking characters only.

File: GTA5 2016-12-12 17-38-28-55.jpg (906KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

906KB, 1600x1200px

>>166270039
request granted

File: k.jpg (284KB, 1581x1052px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 1581x1052px

>>166270039
Alright.

>>166269883
>hardtoffee!
>hard tofee!
>hard to fee!
>hard to feel

It's a cry for help.

>>166270324
Your character looks like a hillbilly hooker married to a trailer-trash wifebeater, the black-eye is proof enough.

>>166270324
why is your character an estonian tranny

>on call premium bike race
>come back right when countdown starts
>crowd of drags and shotaros ramming each other into oblivion
>take my time and come in first with old reliable bati

Bati is best bike.

File: GTA5 2017-01-22 05-04-12-36.jpg (995KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 1600x1200px

>>166270875
esty besty
>>166270574
>married to a trailer-trash wifebeater
no just a black guy

>>166269883
New phone who dis?

>>166270484

Holy shit I nearly bumped into this kuruma on my bike just now was that you.

>>166272246
>Just now
It's been in the garage for about an hour now.

>>166272292

Yeah probably about a few hours back I guess.

>TONIGHT!
>RICHARD DRIVES AN ARMORED SEDAN THROUGH A CROWD OF CHINESE PEOPLE
>JAMES SPENDS QUALITY TIME STEALING DRUGS FOR A CANADIAN
>AND I SPONTANEOUSLY EXPLODE

>>166272697
t. ry

>>166273508
What?

Does the duffel bag glitch still work?

>>166275525
No, because patching that is more important than performance issues and connection bugs.

File: IMG_8022.jpg (29KB, 383x480px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 383x480px

Honestly, what's with people trying to stop you in the middle of your CEO work and getting pissy when you kill them afterwards?

Like, you saw me in a jet icon the whole time, you were hugging that VIP target with your shitty homing launcher in had and standing in the explosion radius of my cannon strafes. You have no right to message me saying "wtf y did you kill me???", having a vendetta against me, trying to pay back at me with a Buzzard, and helplessly firing your stingers at me as I strafe your ass time and time again.

You bit off more than you could chew, so fuck off, salty autists.

>>166275525
>Does -benign clothing glitch that negatively effects no one that people like- still work?
The answer is a big fat global no. You see if people are having fun with the game they won't feel driven to buy shark cards in a desperate attempt to finally have fun with the game.

>>166271007
bati 801 all black all black outfit black helmet black visor black in all fields

>>166275992
People are retarded and just flock to icons on the map. If you do headhunter, people will head over to the targets and try to kill them because that's all they know. If you're selling/sourcing cars they'll also just head over to the target and blow it up because they can't read instructions. They also don't realize there's a person doing the missions and will be surprised when they blow you up/get killed and complain like the retards they are

>>166269803
*SMACKS LIPS*

File: gren (2).png (356KB, 526x469px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 526x469px

>>166270039

>>166270039
>>166270324
>>166270484
>>166271049
>not being able to play on ultra
absolutely disgusting peasants

File: 20170122122021_1.jpg (207KB, 1049x829px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1049x829px

>>166270039
>He isn't /manly/

File: GTA5 2015-12-16 13-05-48-43.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>166270039
You decide which one is best looking.

File: FIX CONTACT MISSIONS.png (20KB, 969x203px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 969x203px

Daily reminder that Contact Missions are eliminated old content.

>>166276259
Believe it or not, when I was doing Piracy Prevention in Chumash during the Cunning Stunts update, a level 89 was the exact same type of retard you're talking about.

I started it in my Hydra, while landed on the 2nd helipad, and opened up the pause menu to monitor the map and check for any potential players getting a jet or driving towards me. Surely enough, the level 89 was flying a helicopter towards me, and I blew him up as soon as he neared the yacht.

Once he respawned, he was firing stingers, constantly trying to fly with a helicopter, board a jetski, and even swimming towards my yacht. Unfortunately for his efforts, he has died on all 15 occasions until time ran out.

Once the time has ran out, he hid inside tight alleys and texted me as I was flying away, asking me why was I harassing him and preventing him from capturing the yacht, also saying he'll report me for griefing.

I told him that it's my yacht and my mission was stopping him from boarding it, he still didn't under and replied with a "So?". I knew he wasn't trolling, this amount of ignorance and stupidity cannot be reached unless if you were an actual retard.

I came back, strafes him 5 more times until he left, and closed the game. I still couldn't fathom such stupidity.

>>166277765
I love it when they start shit and they start crying about it when they get killed

File: 11.jpg (442KB, 1389x781px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 1389x781px

>>166270039

>>166278938
>Act all smug on the mic or through text
>You kill them over and over
>Gets angrier over mic or through text.
>Eventually they hit nirvana and try to claim they're not upset/try to barter with you while still doing the same as before
>They get so angry they then go quiet

>come back to GTA:O after a long time
>wonder why i haven't done Series A - Steal meth
>start a lobby
>27 minutes of people popping in for 10 seconds and then leaving

I hate this shit

File: specter2.jpg (125KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 960x536px

Fucking love the Specter

>>166279103

What fucking motorcycle is that. Been waiting for a WW2 motorcycle forever.

>>166279103
>>166276642
>>166271049
>>166270324

Do people think their fuck-ugly characters look good because they're ugly people in real life too?

I don't understand how you can delude yourself like this otherwise.

>>166281191
It's always the same people, deal with it.

>>166281191
>>166281225
>I have nothing better to do so I might as well shitpost

>>166281281
It's ironic because that's actually you.

Don't get mad just because I'm sick of seeing your broke-ass Mcpoyle but uglier character in every single thread.

File: 1481516536138.jpg (13KB, 259x206px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 259x206px

>make guy character
>only looks good in tuxedo/suit or Iraq military uniform

>make girl
>looks cute in anything

>>166281281
>implications

>>166281134
FCR-1000 Custom, don't expect it to be cheap or sound like a classic motorcycle, it has the exact same exhaust and engine sound as the Shotaro.

>>166281281
>implying there's anything in life as fulfilling as a good shitpost

File: IMG_8140.jpg (98KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 960x536px

>>166281438
You're just bad at male fashion desu

>>166281380
contributing to the thread counts as shitposting then?
wew

>>166281470
then post yours and fuck off

>>166281536
I'm sorry for you

>>166281438
You mean looks like a slut in almost anything?

File: buffalo S.jpg (99KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 960x536px

Requested entry to PC GTAG crew since the 2013 GTAG crew seems to be ded.

Nick: Sinnveyr

>>166281617
There are 4 male outfit types in GTA:O

The fuccboi *laughing crying emoji* *ok hand sign emoji* *eyes looking left emoji*
Tactical paintball
Nigger (comes in 2 styles, hood rich and regular)
and an ill fitting suit

You chose style number one, good for you.

File: ss+(2017-01-22+at+06.32.00).jpg (9KB, 205x121px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 205x121px

When are we getting more PRB liveries?

>>166281841
And you, on the other hand, have only one outfit.

The tasteless bitch.

>>166281685
You post your shitty character, then you get judged on it.
You get pissed that people don't like your shitty character so you call out shitposting.

>>166282037
>implying some fuccboi who stumbled out of a bapester catalog from 5 years ago has any authority on what constitutes /fa/

You are so out of your league that it's not even funny and you should just quit now while you're ahead

>>166281836
>white rims
for what purpose

>>166282159
>says that male fashion sucks in GTAO
>is given a good example by an another anon
>calls the anon a fuccboi and tells him to stop dictating good and bad fashion

Do you always get this defensive when you're proven wrong?

>>166282298
I thought the first insult would be my character's face and not the car's rims.

>>166282390
why R U so ugly lol

>>166282376
It was a bad example, and if you tried to wear that in real life you would get laughed at by women and peers behind your back.

also I'm not that person that you originally responded to with your one outfit that you managed to scrounge together, there are multiple people on the internet

>>166282376
>dress like a fag
>get told you look like a fag
>"why so defensive lamo"

Get off it, dude.

File: IMG_7376.jpg (91KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 960x536px

>>166282532
Who gives a shit if I'm wearing what my character is wearing? That's entirely irrelevant to my example.

The colors of the garments and their patterns fit each other like toast and butter, they complement the style and body of my toon, and he's just a fucking toon! I can dress him how I want without wanting to dress like him, you're just grasping at straws because you can't come up with anything else.

Want some more examples? Here, I can give you some more as long as your head isn't sitting too comfortably up your ass.

File: 1363767414780.png (21KB, 252x297px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 252x297px

>shorty1k's character

File: 1484958319742.jpg (234KB, 582x853px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 582x853px

New favorite activity found
>get in new lobby after a match/mission
>look at the map and search for AFK'ers
>creep up on them to see if they notice me at all or are actually gone
>call Lamar's mugger
>usually an easy 10K because randoms are too stupid to bank
Done in like 2 minutes and soo comfy.

File: IMG_8466.jpg (103KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 960x536px

Tempesta is the besta.

>>166282390
I've grown accustomed to ugly characters

>>166284203
is there a limit to how much a mugger can steal?

File: tempesta3.jpg (123KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 960x536px

>>166284267
my nigga

>>166284818
Yeah, 10K.

>>166284267
>>166284878
the lower back looks so bad

>>166284929
for you

all the supers look like lambos it;s so boring

File: bansheee.jpg (224KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 1920x1080px

>>166285003
That's why you get get 1 super for racing and the rest sports

>go hunt a bounty
>hides under a gas station with a bunch of cars
>so smart
>Buzzard rocket hits his PV, explodes, exploding the pumps and the other cars
>see him ragdolling around
>blip disappears
>no bounty money
>he unplugged his ethernet cable in literally half a second
Do I send him hatemail or what?

>>166252138
>i pay
>nothing goes out from your pocket
>~20-30k/hour from securoserv
>omg, why my non-organized random low-lvl associates cant deal with 120lvl "shitter" who's spawnkilling them with heavy-sniper and annihilate them with minigun/rpg at any attempt to reach him on vehicle
>merryweather npc's was able to pick him up with 20% of his hp randomly, probably just because he didnt even noticed that some other bots in addition to cop npc's is hunting him
>omg so shitty associates, so badass me sitting at office and judging how bad any1 at this game
Most stupid shit in this thread i ever read.

>>166285324
Messaged him "Sick ethernet cable unplug, nerd"
Don't think he'll reply

>>166285623
Nah, dont even insult him, just type "nice"

>>166281685
Stop "contributing" any time.

File: schwartzer.jpg (69KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x360px

What's your favorite car you can pick up from the street and store in your garage?

>>166283651

>tfw you can never get close to her when toast the manlet is around them

>>166287482
I'm a sucker for the Dominator.

>>166287482
asea

>>166288042
Do they have a thing going on?

>>166288552

I really hope not because toast is mine

>>166287482
FUTO

>>166287482
BF Dune Buggy, actually feels like I'm looking for something

>>166288042
we're all manlets here

>>166283651
calm down crafty

>>166285003
It's almost like most of them are Lambos

File: screenshot.png (979KB, 847x777px) Image search: [Google]

979KB, 847x777px

>>166270039
rate

File: GTA5 2017-01-21 19-29-41-45.jpg (888KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

888KB, 1600x1200px

>when your tie has its own chain

File: 1478364632431.jpg (104KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 540x720px

>Go to docks to lose cops
>random player rockets my PV
>respawn and battle with him
>2v1 and we begin to get the upper hand
>this goes on for 10 mins
>another random turns up
>he fights but less aggressive
>get bored as it's just deathmatch
>tell friend we should leave
>he agrees as it's late and we want to log off
>get called pussy for leaving

Were we expected to stay in docks trading kills with 1-2 players all night with the only variation is that we've pushed him back to the security gates?

Are the Little Seoul gangsters new?
They seem so prevalent in GTAV and it's the first time I heard of them

>>166293812
>caring if a shitter calls you pussy
Meh.

>>166293812
Wow, you fucking vagina.

File: 1479238231193.jpg (38KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 306x306px

>online race
>1 guy blocking
>finish fifth
>guy in first pms me "if your blocking at least do it right LOL"
>no I wasnt
>"I was spectating you"
>wtf.jpg
>nigga you retarded then
>1 hour if him spamming abuse and not being replied to

Im getting too old for this shit

Mfw

>>166294626
>not using a block/report/whatever function

>>166294626
He's probably retarded and didn't realize that the person you have highlighted on the player list isn't necessarily the person you're spectating.

>>166292993
I can see why North Americans hate Mexicans so much, I fucking despise the Vagos. Literally nothing to like about those beaner shitbags.
>we're a tight-knit community, esse
>that will turn on each other at the drop of a dime and chop best friends up in gruesome ways over petty pride or greed

File: 1482849328946.jpg (510KB, 1143x833px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 1143x833px

>>166294573
Wow, great response.

The point I am trying unsuccessfully to make is that gta online has so much to offer yet some just seem to want to deathmatch constantly.

Was I supposed to hang around in a first to 100 kill fest or something?

Zipping through town and taking a couple of players out can be fun but I personally would only get involved if they're right in front of me....I'm travelling to office/warehouse/mission first and foremost.

>>166295360
Don't engage the career RDM retards, they're just triggered by players getting bored of deathmatch and/or actually playing game content.

>>166294834

It was funny for a while

How do I make millions?

>>166295679
Sure, but after they're done it's even funnier if you get them banned.

File: IMG_7220.jpg (47KB, 208x208px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 208x208px

>join session
>order Hydra and board it
>register as CEO and start Headhunter
>fly towards some targets, a handful of players are protecting them and practically hugging them
>strafe kill the targets, and naturally, the players hugging the targets get killed as well
>get autists screeching at me via SMS, voted to be kicked, reported for griefing, and people scrambling for their Hydras to pay back at me for their retarded nature

This community already broke my patience and sanity ages ago, I no longer feel any rage or irritation, just very mild disappointment and never-ending vapidness for how typical every session tends to be.

>>166295360
Take a joke anon, I'd get bored and just call a chopper gunner on them to make them go passive.

>>166295238
I despise those spics because of how much of a pain in the ass they tend to be in crate run, you seem rather upset.

>>166295938
Same.
Although, not a lot of people try to defend headhunter target on PS4.
>start headhunter
>call in buzzard
>see that people are actually defending them
>literally 4-5 people decided to protect
>first guy was in "cover" right next to the target on foot
>lock on
>shoot and kill both of them
>on to the next one
>some nigger in a chrome super with blue neon
>just casually driving next to the driving target
>shoot one rocket, kill both of them
None of them even tried in some way to stop me. I just waltzed right over them.

>>166295938

have you ever been to one of toasts magical "no shitters" sessions? nigger has such bad internet only gtags can join him

>>166295238
when does this happen?
i think you're projecting

File: snap.jpg (65KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 960x536px

I just switched to the bullpup rifle as my standard go-to weapon
Should have done that sooner

File: 1476986095718.jpg (105KB, 1080x1299px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1080x1299px

>>166295941
Which brings me to another green text

>delivering vehicle as ceo
>get to house in rain
>random griefer after me in last 500m
>hit wall and struggle to get pace back on driveway
>griefer shotguns me
>delivery vehicle gone, money lost
>decide fuck you and call mercs on him
>mercs have him cornered in clothes store
>he has no intention of leaving
>take cover opposite store
>call him out
>he walks near door and merc kills him
>leave to go to office to target another car
>get called out as pussy
>state the obvious that he is the pussy as he hid in a store
>he insists he was changing outfit
>join race lobby as double cash/xp was on
>various retarded pm's

>>166296904
>"why are you harassing me just because you lost in a video game, stop acting like an imbecile."
I'd PM them something like that for the reactions.

File: uuuuhhhhh.png (1MB, 1100x1315px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1100x1315px

>>166296904

File: 1323782308002.jpg (57KB, 644x600px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 644x600px

Do you get removed from the crew if you haven't played for a few months?

Can someone accept my invite into the PC crew?

R*name: BigDigbanging69

>2 years exemplary service to gtag
>get demoted for no reason
>meme spouting drama queens all given promotions

Absolutely deplorable. Now I know how the SJW cucks felt when Trump won.

>>166299561
Except they've never contributed anything to the country.

>>166299561
If you're this much of a delusional butthole, then I can see why they demoted you.

File: Grand Theft Auto V 01.03.2017 - 21.29.10.52.DVR.mp4.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>166272807
Sick drift

File: 1411627226530.gif (232KB, 510x662px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 510x662px

>>166299561

File: Grand Theft Auto V 01.03.2017 - 21.18.47.49.DVR.mp4.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

Phantom wedge sumo when

>>166299561
Mistakes you made:
>Didn't force yourself into drama
>Didn't make a huge deal of doing simple things
>Didn't attentionwhore
>Didn't post proof

File: braap.jpg (39KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 960x536px

>>166299561
I see 1 drama queen right now
It's you

>>166296904
Can you stop posting text? I don't care if you keep posting tits and ass but no one cares about your shitty pub stories. Thanks.

File: 271590_screenshots_2015-05-02_00002.jpg (168KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1920x1080px

>>166270039

>>166302528
Speak for yourself bud. I enjoy those. Isn't talking about our experiences in the game the entire point of the thread?

>>166302528
Fine then, I'll leave you to your shitposting...surely that will keep the thread going

>>166302528
Fuck off nigger, they're entertaining

>>166302946
Oh yes please forgive me, I didn't realize that you were singlehandedly keeping the thread going. Please give us another 30 lines of greentext about that time a guy tried to kill you but he didn't and then YOU killed him and he LITERALLY ragequit because he was like, totally mad bro, am i rite?

File: 20170114190243_1.jpg (509KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 2048x1152px

anyone play this piece of shit?

>>166303476
Fuck off. That anon is actually contributing to the thread while you're being a complete twat tumor.

File: 1439661894859.jpg (64KB, 303x303px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 303x303px

>>166303476

>>166303476
Stop being a whiny fucking bitch, you're worse than the average random. Who pissed on your Kuruma today?

>>166302930
>isn't blogging the entire point of the thread

No, and >>>reddit is that way

File: downvote.png (787B, 219x231px) Image search: [Google]

787B, 219x231px

>>166303769

>>166303769
>greentext stories
>blogging
You must be new here! I want to welcome you to 4chan and remind you that some people might consider your posts to be what we like to call "shitposting". Please be sure to read the rules on the front page.

File: youandthejoke.webm (558KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

558KB, 640x360px

For pixle

File: 1481383077254.jpg (2MB, 3072x2304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3072x2304px

It's greentext time! Share all your stories about randoms being retarded, how you made bank or how you just were a pretty cool guy or gal online today.

>>166304304
>you must be new here
>but I don't even know the running blogging joke that used to get posted in literally every thread

the lack of self awareness from you reddit x/posters is absolutely astounding. Now please, kindly get the fuck out of MY THREAD and never return.

>>166304886
Please read the global rules before posting next time.

>>166304443
Sure thing, pham
>About to put car in warehouse
>Jetshitter comes after me in the last few meters
>Manage to avoid him
>Come out of warehouse, he is standing outside in his shiny T20
>kills me
>Continues to go after me when I respawn, I kill him 3 times
>He says he loves me, and keeps following me
>Doesn't try to kill me
>Instead he kills everyone else coming near me
>Helps me get 4 more vehicles for my warehouse
>He then gets off

Absolute top lad t b h

>>166295238
>>we're a tight-knit community, esse
>>that will turn on each other at the drop of a dime and chop best friends up in gruesome ways over petty pride or greed

reminds me a certain crew *coughs*

>>166295238
Vagos por vida!

>>166304385
>san andreas graphics

>>166305002
Nice! Tried to do the same today but...
>just driving around in free roam
>some kid already killed me and drove off but whetever
>think I spot him so start shooting his passing car
>oops, was another random
>level 11
>obviously stopped shooting him because the wrong guy and I'm not a faggot
>follow him around for a bit
>he 180's, blasts me instantly in the head while driving
>well, that's weird for a level 11
>tries to spawnkill me
>realise it's probably some kid that just made a new character
>spawnkill him instead
>after 2 kills on him he unplugs his ethernet/PS4
Shitters, the lot of them.

>>166305446
Wanna see it in 4k?

File: 14825031632090.jpg (47KB, 564x731px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 564x731px

>2 shitters in insurgent with machinegun roaming around and kill everyone on sight
>looks like nobody doesnt even know how to fight back or stop them
>calling out my kuruma, kill them
>taking their insurgent
>they leave the session asap

>needing a hugbox to take out an insurgent

File: 2017-01-22_10-18-03.jpg (1MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3840x2160px

I guess It's just that "normal" looks awful compared to the higher quality settings.

>>166306056
>normal
>no shadows
come the fuck on man

File: LAZY.png (174KB, 747x404px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 747x404px

>>166306056

File: GTA5 2017-01-22 13-22-34-85.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

>new feelings budding in both of us
>society will never accept it
>spend time gazing in each other's eyes every chance we're alone
why is it so wrong to love someone

File: _2017-01-22_10-23-41.jpg (900KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

900KB, 3840x2160px

They fixed the glitch

>>166306203
that screen shot is ultra with no shadows.
I said normal (the webm) looks awful compared to ultra no shadows.

>>166305976
>needing a hydra to take out an insurgent
Is that your point? They're wasnt so much braindead to not look at the minimap and miss their shots, senpai, anything except kuruma in point-blank distance where they cant reach you through windows and you can reach them is useless to drive-by when they can literally one-shot you, and trying to snipe them on foot is a fucking boring timewasting netcode-lottery.

File: asdasgg.png (3MB, 1920x1079px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1079px

>>166306438
>cheating on joac

I'm almost at $10m. Should I just buy the budget yacht and use the rest on the Ruiner2k or should I go balls deep with the mega yacht?
>inb4 WHO EVEN BUYS YACHTS
>>166303624
The hell is that? The love child of GTAV and SAMP?

>>166307968
>Should I just buy the budget yacht
No

>>166307968
Get a Hydra

File: GTA5 2016-09-26 15-34-39-18.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

>>166306848
shhhh, joaci is well aware of who she's with

>>166305484
yes

>>166306821
sounds like you need to git gud

>>166307968
Just buy the Ruiner and also buy the Rocket Voltic because it's the most fun you can have in the entire game.

>>166307968
looks like fiverp

>>166308267
Already have one.

>>166304443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZgO-Q91TSw

>Nathan talks shit
>has a kuruma
>goes to get a jet
>tell him he's a faggot
>keeps talking shit
>bullying pink org he tells them im hacking
>pink org getting fucked
>everyone votes to have me removed from the session
>nathan is a faggot with a YT channel like me so I shill my video with him bitching and saying I was hacking with rockets to him

File: _2017-01-22_10-54-23.jpg (505KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 3840x2160px

>>166308304
Looks okay at night desu.

Also
>144+ 2160p
HABBENING

Who are the most fashionable people in gtag?

File: 1477327692872.jpg (219KB, 750x874px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 750x874px

Ok. Rockstar support.

>roughly a month after pc launch
>leaving customs garage in zentorno
>happy as just applied newly unlocked upgrades
>griefer on roof of customs garage
>rockets zentorno instantly
>New upgrades don't save/register
>contact support who after a few emails give me $200k

Play other games for over a year..account left dormant

>receive email saying account email changed
>ignore it for a while
>attempt to log in
>find account hacked, character restarted
>hacker has dressed in black suit, ginger hair and a bowler hat
>contact support, complain have lost money, progress and name irreversibly changed
>support give me $2.2 million and change name back
>play for a bit

Realise I have X80 Proto, T20, office, 2 crate warehouses (1 large, 1 small) and a yacht

hahahaha

>>166298215
Yes you do, we purge every couple of months to avoid bloating.

Accepted.

File: _2017-01-22_11-03-02.jpg (494KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 3840x2160px

>hide here from pubs
>watch pubs up above shooting rockets and what not at the ground
this mission is entertaining.

>>166310014
What's the boxville mission objective?

File: IMG_0104.jpg (402KB, 1165x1155px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1165x1155px

>>166304443
>minding my own business
>level 400 shitter snipes me
>blows himself up and goes passive
>get a message a couple seconds later
>"get bodied Lzzzzzzz"
>mfw

File: qDXjsImSf0WEIuPc5PaQnw_0_0_small.jpg (29KB, 480x268px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x268px

>>166270039
Best character

>>166311218
Just keep the truck alive, takes like 10 rocket hits so it's really fun to pub stomp with it.

Kill on sight list:

>Hackers
>Anyone who pisses you off
>Anyone who doesn't piss you off
>Me
>Yourself

>>166306056
Just because they call it "normal" doesn't change the fact that it's the lowest setting.

>letting friend drive 811 and Zentorno to help him decide on which to buy
>yellow org comes buy and blows up 811
>ignore and take out zentorno
>come back in a buzzard and blow that up too
>call mors
>register as ceo
>take out 811
>they're at one of the source vehicle time attacks
>rpg the entrance as they take off
>2 kills
>ceo takes off
>let him take car
>friend chases him down on the free way taking out his lackeys along the way
>go off radar at garage and block with truck
>snipe him as he crashes trying to round the corner to get away from friend
>deposit car in garage
>children start screaming into mics telling me to leave them alone

Why do people try to start shit if they can't handle it themselves?

What's the top speed on the rocket voltic? Was trying to win the top speed challenge and some guy hit 335mph. Assumed it was just a rocket voltic but some rando was saying that it was impossible to reach that speed without scripting.

>>166313070
Something like 220km/h I think. I mean, do you really think there's a ground vehicle in game that does fucking 335mph? Of course he was scripting

>>166311250
what the fuck does "lzzz" even mean?

>>166313070
The Rocket Voltic is merely a regular electric car with a 3 second boost. The fastest cars/bikes top out at about 150/160 mph and that's only if you really push them.

>>166313408
Ls or "Hold this L(oss)". Became a thing last year I think, used mainly on Facebbok it seems. Basically saying "You lost I won".

File: 1385288163858.jpg (8KB, 247x251px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 247x251px

Explain CEO shit to me.

I spent a million dollars on office and $250,000 on warehouse and then spent a lot of hours filling that warehouse up and then when i was about to profit some memer pub OHK's my truck with explosives.

Why the fuck did I spend all that money?

>>166313829
>not just grinding mc missions in an invite only lobby till the 30th

Ukraine, if you're still doing the pacstan, I got that kuruma and garage ready.

>>166313829
Don't do special cargo. Get another 1.5 million and buy a vehicle warehouse. Top range cars sell for 100k each.

>>166314331
You can do MC contracts in Invite Only?

>>166314442
Yep. We had a crew lobby all for MC grinding a couple days ago.

File: 1447082672962.jpg (9KB, 200x243px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 200x243px

I want to join a crew.
Pc_gtag
name: wrokonx

>>166313829
So what you're saying is that you dropped a lot of money on something without bothering to learn anything about it?

>>166314408
>Get another 1.5 million
How?
I came back to GTA V after a couple year break and I still had some of my hackerbucks that some guy tossed all over me back then. I spent all of that on that office and warehouse thinking that was a pretty fast way to make some more.

I don't have MC club or anything.

>>166314602
Yes. It's not like I worked hard for that money anyway.

>>166314645
>Yes. It's not like I worked hard for that money anyway.
Well then why are you bitching about spending "all that money"?

>>166314748
Because it's fucking silly that 1,5 million is lost just because every pub is an RDM hell.

>>166314554
Read the OP very carefully

>>166314645
Do you have a kuruma and 200k? You can do pacific standard and use the kuruma trick to walk out with 500k+ depending on how you pay the other people.

File: TWTapf3E_ki7KRzusn6QZg_0_0[1].jpg (78KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 960x536px

>>166270039
r8

>>166314973
Oh I'm retarded. fixed i think

>>166315076
only takes three hours to fill up the lobby

>>166315109
tranny/10

>>166315109
Rigs, is that you?

File: itsme.jpg (55KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 960x536px

>>166270039

What is the method for leaving a session and only losing 3 crates?

>>166270039
>good-looking characters only.
I feel bad for you anon. No one bothered to read this part of your post.

>>166317863
He didn't follow it himself either.

>>166317731
Disconnect your ethernet cable.

Do you people set yourselves to appear offline or something? I was literally just in a session with you and it says you're all offline.

>>166317863
It was a ruse
There are no good looking player made GTA V characters

How often does rockstar wipe dropped hackerbux?

>>166318071
To be fair he only said to reply, the attached image is just to attract attention, it could be anything.

>>166318808
It was the implication by attaching a photo of his crappy character, he showed everyone what the definition of good looking, thats why he got a bunch of shitty pictures as replies.

>>166319045
His character does have a nice face. You're jealous and ugly.

>>166319175
>(you)
Looks like every other male in the game, exception being the chocolate colored folks.

>>166314602
>video games require research and revision now
>video games are more and more becoming excruciating repetitive grindfests that reduce gameplay to a never ending quest to reach a vague endgame that may never come

Fun is overrated anyway

>>166319328
Also he's got style. What does your character look like?

>>166319764
Thank MMOs for introducing the videogame industry to the concept of continuous payment after game purchase.

>>166320179
It sounds like you're just being (you) desu.

File: 20170121161215_1.jpg (279KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1920x1080px

>>166270039

File: 20170122221646_1.jpg (284KB, 1914x1052px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 1914x1052px

Hello. Yes I am Vagos.

>>166319764
Right, all that hard work of poking around your local forum to get a lay of the land after a hiatus and see what all the cool kids are doing is just too much work, better to splurge on the first thing you see and then cry that you could have spent the money better by doing 5 seconds of research.

File: 1419294033093.jpg (39KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 375x375px

>buy GTA5 from humble store for 30 bucks
>gives me a shitty social club #, not a steam key
>installer forces me to download chromium
>download speeds randomly drop to <500kbps
>has to "verify download integrity" every thirty seconds
>whole process takes nearly three hours
>installer crashes at 95% of files downloaded and won't let me relaunch or pick up where i left off

I should have been playing this game an hour after I bought it

give me one good reason to not issue a chargeback right now because I've got a bad feeling about this

>person wants to be the pilot
>doesn't even know how to turn the plane on the ground
>crash lands
fucking retard

File: XwtRPvLQUUa3qwAWAzt6bQ_0_0.jpg (107KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 960x536px

>>166321272
>Not having cars made specifically for each gang

File: 20161225042848_1.jpg (285KB, 1914x1052px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1914x1052px

>>166270039

>>166321643
The host definitely is for listening to that guy

>>166321643
>Humane Labs finale
>Host makes some low level the pilot thinking it will help since it keeps him out of danger
>Takes him like five minutes to get to the lab because he can barely tilt the helicopter down at all
>Keeps going down to the lab and bringing up the failure timer
>Tell him he has to go up
>Keeps going down repeatedly
>After doing this like two dozen times he finally asks "what do i do"
>Immediately quit the heist

File: Capture.png (247KB, 964x985px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 964x985px

>haven't played in a long time
>try to log into my account
>password doesn't work
>must have just forgotten
>try resetting password
>doesn't work
>send in a ticket and finally get my password reset
>login
>see fucking this
>my fucking account was hacked by russians, the feed is filled with russian runes and he even fucking joined a clan and invited all his friends to the account
Fuck you Russia.

File: 271590_20170122165411_1.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>tfw gotta grind 4.5m to get muh vehicle warehouse and a hydra

>>166269345
Anyone want to do heists?
my social is cliquesnaps

>>166323248
>tfw i'm always that guy

>>166323568
kek
what mission is this?

>>166323609
How did they do that?

>>166323848
Hacking, probably.

Anyone know if relocating your office means you lose your warehouses?

File: despair, but also despair.jpg (104KB, 1024x574px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1024x574px

>have fun with a random one day
>end up adding him as a friend
>every now and again we'd hook up and play over the last few months
>pretty fun times, obviously English wasn't his first language but he was a good player and a savage sense of humour
>one night playing and he just wants to chill and roll around in lobby fucking about
>"I will miss this, friend."
>dude what
>"I not be here longer much, friend. I am sorry, but thank you very much. Thank you very much."
>up till 5am talking about anything and everything, snow ball fights and playing darts

>after our farewell that night hasn't logged in since
>Steam profile just says "Goodbye."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbA_agbrOg

I'm fucking broken right now.

File: Capture2.png (926KB, 1005x905px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 1005x905px

>>166323848
I have no fucking clue but here have all his screenshots

>>166323609
>yet ANOTHER PCuck hacked
remind me again why PCucks consider PC is the superior version?

File: Absolutely fantastic.png (168KB, 395x296px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 395x296px

>>166323609
>some russian is currently sending angry messages to rockstar about 'his' account being taken over

File: Capture3.png (1MB, 996x818px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 996x818px

>>166323964
Hey fuck you buddy do you have a legitimate Russian squatting character? This is a vintage collectors item now.

God damn I hope the fucking hackers doesnt look this god damn ugly in real life, no wonder he steals accounts for a living if the fucker went outside he would get executed for being a monster.

I think im going to send russian swears to all his friends and clan

>>166304809
You're so tense anon, maybe r/4chan is more your speed.

File: Capture4.png (760KB, 980x910px) Image search: [Google]

760KB, 980x910px

>>166324159
Someones been a naught fucking Russian, having one of the old Putin self love wanks on my account

>>166323829
some biker contract where you kill with special weapons

>Adversary Mode on the start menu.
>Adversary Mode in every other load screen.
>Adversary Mode invites chain spammed to your phone
>Adversary Mode invites coming with notifications you can't turn off.
>Adversary Mode invites turning my phones notification sound back on.
>Adversary Mode required to unlock some vehicles and clothing.
What is the jews scheme? Why are they pushing this so hard?

>>166324423
HOLY FUCK

HOLD ME BACK

LMAO
FUCK
I THOUGHT RUSSIANS WERE BETTER THAN THIS

>>166324382
>Responding to a 3 hour old post.
You're about as fast to respond as the hotpockets are.

>>166324546
Oh, okay.

>>166295238
A lo bravo!!

File: Capture5.png (746KB, 983x988px) Image search: [Google]

746KB, 983x988px

>>166324423
This fucking guy I mean really

Is MC shit the fastest way to make money now with the double cash or is I/E still better?

>>166324981
Yes. It is. I've been grinding the contracts solo and I've made 2 million just from casual grinding. If you don't mind running through the menus to switch from President to CEO you could also do I/E cars inbetween contracts.

>>166324856
Sorry I was outside fucking a deer.

File: 1478900013271.jpg (11KB, 250x226px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 250x226px

>>166324423
those fucking tit and pussy shots

>>166325320
>Not keeping your deers in the fridge.

>>166325426
The plural form of deer is deer, thank you very much.

>>166325426
I let her roam free but then I gotta find her for a quickie

File: RUNES.png (59KB, 682x953px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 682x953px

>>166324967
WHO HERE SPEAKS RUNES

>>166325484
Oh shit my bad let me fix that.
>Not keeping you're deers in the fridge.

File: 1484047649870.jpg (62KB, 1080x810px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 1080x810px

>>166325785

>>166325765
He's telling someone to download a menu.

>>166325765
Open google translate app with your phone and have it read your screen. It's surprisingly good at recognising words and translating them.

>>166326019
his account has probably already served a 30 day ban and the hacker probably spawned ufo's everywhere and blew everyone in the lobby up being a huge cunt.


I dont know why anon is posting all this shit bragging about how is password is password123!

File: Capture+_2017-01-22-16-10-45.png (2MB, 2392x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2392x1440px

>>166326338

>>166324382
but I can't get dank (you)s there

>>166325765
Oh wait, google does, this is only half of it because then they just talk about mundane fucking things

>Who is this?
>Hey. This is Natasha (OPTYSIOWY). Another is now acc. Here again shake game)))
>hi)) and what is wrong? another ACC) to the current grandmother did ahah
>ahah, well, the new normal access rights
>Now I will understand how to change their sex personalzha) desisexyboy here with a bunch of money 36 shifted to the Left, I had 40
>where bought?
>plati.ru?
>I took it)
>one I urali half a year)) that I bought that week only, well, I think he will hold to the Faith and tied to my post
>are you in Game?
>No, I take on Steam akkaunts.net
>certified site, just at that time, and took a stupid thing stimovsky uchёtku and now WBCs, I create a new Persian do not want to think that's how this guy turn into a girl, sitting in an Internet vychityvaya.
>the floor can not be changed by the way) character changes only at the beginning of the game)), unless the new do lvl 0, or cheat, you can put it through the function to change one
>cheat put tolko only vario
>Well, write that sort of bug can be through, here, try
>Well, if you do not poluchitsya, will either have to run this muzhychkom or girl 0 download
>come on) if you decide to cheat) say help make it haha I was before
>no, I will not take the risk
>but it is not terrible) give the ban on players who ride report) as well fuck them) gave me the old account at 2 weeks, took the money in the account. A hut and cars all remain) level, too
>Come on, is this muzhik'll play at leisure girl is going to rock. he'll bring the beauty and buy Kurumu
>so that a maximum of 2 weeks, but it is unlikely that will finally) that I am not a Persian himself shaking) did not want to) potmou previous rocked himself to 70 somewhere). Tupa put swung money, etc. and deleted prog

>>166327212
>desisexyboy

hmm

>>166327212
>plati.ru
>http://plati.ru/itm/grand-theft-auto-v-gta-5-social-club-inactivity/1902700
Some Russian kid bought his account for sub 6 USD
Top fucking kek

>>166327341
tldr version faggot boasts about taking the account and stealing all my assets

I really hope
>sitting in an Internet vychityvaya.
Means sitting in an internet cafe and this faggot literally cant afford a computer

>>166327524
Retard didnt even change the email account, so I could just recover it

This only happened 7 months ago as well, hope the faggot tries to log in

>>166327530
>sitting in an Internet vychityvaya.

WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat

>>166327902
https://haveibeenpwned.com/
Look here if your email/passwords were in some kind of data leak. The email account I used as a kid for years is in 7 fucking breaches including a plaintext password breach.

>>166328161
https://www.leakedsource.com/main
Actually, this is a better one. You can even pay like the good goy you are to see the actual breach info. It's what these Russians do probably.

File: Capture10.png (188KB, 714x837px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 714x837px

>>166328161
R* had a massive leak a few years ago, ironically I have the original message from them in the account telling me to change the password

Turns out my email turn up on that website, but only for Adobe, Heroes of Newerth and MPGH. None of which I give a rats ass about.

>>166328453
Yeah, but they can use the info they get out of other services to manipulate R* for example. Or just find out your email and password in plaintext.

Should I buy the Spectre?

>>166328615
It's pretty cheap so if you like it go for it.

>>166328615
That is a question that you need to ask yourself

>>166328539
Just checked, none of them had passwords leaked just other details.

Iv got the email and password now it should be safe. Plus I sent an email to R* telling them it was hackers within the support ticket.

>>166269803
Jesus christ, don't you have any respect for yourself?

>>166328782
Good. I'm pretty sure I lost my throwaway Origin account to fucks like this. Same thing happened like with your R* account, suddenly get a mail after months of not playing that my password has been changed. EA didn't give a shit so fuck them.

File: GTA5 2017-01-22 19-33-00-94.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

is it good if the ass spreads apart like this?

File: 01.22.2017 - 11.09.49.05.DVR.mp4_snapshot_01.44_[2017.01.22_11.10.43].jpg (131KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1920x1080px

>>166312538
to be fair I can reach 144+ at 4k(2160p) at the lowest lowest settings and my GPU stays around 60c instead of 80+c at ultra

>>166322101
what house for that closet?

custom?

>>166330912
you're mums

>>166329006
pre sure all Origin accounts are throwaway trash brosef.

>>166330912
That's Michael's house.

does ghost organization work when you're delivering a top-range car to a buyer?

>>166331810
yes, ghost organization should hide your organization and any cargo that you're currently holding/delivering

don't know about just calling lester though

>>166332521
Calling Lester won't hide the cargo or vehicle.

>>166302528
>go to /gtag/
>relate a couple of moderately entertaining stories about the game we're discussing
>some anons chuckle
>one sperglord has an attack of the 'tisms
>just another day on 4chins in 2016

File: 1485086211321.jpg (118KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1024x1024px

>>166333568
>in 2016
heh

>>166333568
Congratulations on being six hours and one year late on that post dumbfuck.

File: gtags.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

all these gtags

this is what a good session is

>>166334235
>tfw PS4 is always empty as fuck

>>166334151
Thank you. Do I get a certificate?

>>166334326
Take command of the ps4 crew and make it alive.
I did all I could back then setting up sessions on a weekly basis (with holo) on PS3.
On PC I did game modes on Saturdays, I feel like continuing just because its nice compared to carebear sessions.
[spoilerBike races without the shitty drag or shitaro sounds great.[/spoiler]

>>166313829
Did you upgrade your delivery vehicles in the warehouse? I know for a fact that everything should be able to tank about 2-3 explosives once you do.

>>166333568
Please tell us how explaining your meaningless and unimpressive experience that may or may not have even happened adds any value or good information to the thread.

It's extremely boring and literally nobody gives a fuck or even reads these posts.

Please explain because I am very interested to hear why you think this is a valuable contribution to the thread and not just a waste of the image and post limit.

When?

>>166334838
>races without drag or shotaro

cool now can we get rid of the akuma, bati, and hakuchou too?

File: 1481389747898.jpg (147KB, 500x682px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x682px

>>166335626
>nobody gives a fuck
>literally everyone told you to shut the fuck up and that they enjoy them
:^)))))))

>>166335626
You ready? check this out
>be me
>playing gtav
>guy drives at me in his armored kuruma
>starts shooting
>throw a sticky bomb
>dodge roll out of the way.
>start slow walking away
>hit the detonator
>le cool guys don't look at explosions face.
please remember to like favorite and subscribe to my blog if you liked it I'm working on getting webms working so it can be a vlog but my mom won't buy me fraps if you want to donate to fund my original content my paypal is [email protected] thanks see you next post

>>166335626
Shh.... shh.... calm down, it's okay. Would you like some blocks to sort by size and color?

File: qI-b6dVcu6JaWpeTm9EKgcBAJa5LHPhx9JI3WQN4Ztc.jpg (81KB, 736x756px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 736x756px

>>166335626
The No-Fun-Allowed GTA V police has arrived!!

>>166336072
This post sort of proves my point that nobody gives a shit because 90 percent of the epic greentext stories in this thread are trolls or a passive aggressive greentext story counter counter troll attempt

>>166336105
Sort this, faggot *grabs dick*

File: a6a1591f09b966df2cb9db79864c036a.jpg (17KB, 236x258px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x258px

>>166335626
>(you)

File: 1484405824730.jpg (104KB, 720x1022px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 720x1022px

A classic

>>166335626
Name IG?

>>166336398
More like 50% of them are made up bullshit and the other 50% are thirsty attention whores that think this thread exists to provide an audience for them.

>>166336691
You seem to keep literally describing yourself there, friendo.

>>166336497
who the fuck is this

>>166336398
>Sort this, faggot *grabs dick*
Perhaps you should keep doing that, as you find repetitive activity calming

>>166334235
Wow look at all the fucking nothing happening.
This crew has been downhill since Finance&Felony with people making safespace sessions to sell crates.
You guys have become bigger jews than taketwo at this point.

>>166336801
LELLERCOASTER. you don't know this /vg/ celebrity? hang on, let me write you a 20 line greeentext story about the time he said one word to me.

>>166336801
resident jetshitter guess who
*jerk spasm*

>>166337045
Man. I wonder what it's like being a fuckin spas.

>>166337045
>resident jetshitter
That's like half of /gtag/