/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Shotaro is the Armored Kuruma of bikes.

Reminder that if you paid over 100k for your motorcycle you wasted your money.

People are gonna get banned within the week from trying to cheat in money again.

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>>166133574
False equivalency. You forfeit basic protection the moment you start using a bike. Also, the Armoured Kuruma isn't even the most expensive or most effective of armoured vehicles.

Just try the bike, senpai!

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Post underrated vehicles.

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How exactly do I get catower to put out?

>>166133995
Be black

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>>166133774

>>166133574
The Kuruma is atleast decent for cheesing heists. Shotaro isn't good for anything but wasting your money.

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Shotaro, more like Shitaro, lmao.

>>166133397
>thread pic is of dumb tranny circlejerk fags

Every fucking time. Why not make it a nice screenshot that actually shows how good the game is.

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>>166134114
>>166134115
>everyone gets unbanned
>all return with little to no cash because lol muh Sharkcards
>everyone starts shitting on the Shotaro like they did the T20 and other expensive vehicles before it
coincidence?

>>166134385
Nice strawman.

>The state of this cockstar shill trying to trick people into playing adv mode and wasting their money on a trash bike.

>>166134385
The shotaro is a boring bike, just like how the Sultan is a boring 4door.
It was the absolute best for a long time but it's just boring to drive.

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>when you style on a shitaro fag with you spectre

>>166134590
>cager thinks he can "style" on anyone
lel probably crashed into like 50 light poles while "styling"

18th for comfiest car interior pix plox

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>>166134746
stop projecting, roadkill

>>166134810
Your moms interior is pretty comfy for my dick.

>>166134089
>blacked
welp nevermind

>>166134834
Thanks for confirming, cager. [-]

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>>166134521
Everyone you talk to is also trying to sell you something. Why can't I sell you on the Shotaro, anon? Am I not doing a good enough job of convincing you or do you just not want to ride it because it might be too popular right now?

Once you accept Shotaro into your life, all of the answers become clear.

>>166135151
CUS IT TRASH BRUH

OMFGGGGGGGGGG

>>166133397
Kaz is cute!
Cute!!

>>166135151
because it's fucking garbage like your gta career

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>>166135329
Slut!

>>166135364
ice cold

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Black savage in freeroam never EVER
customizable pegasus vehicles never EVER

>>166135607
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

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>>166135295
Is that it? Hop on this saddle already, bitch.

>>166135364
I'm not the one who's too Jewish to justify purchasing a $2.3M bike. It's probably not even the worst addition to your garage tbqh.

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>people tell me the shotaro is bad
>in every bike race I immediately zoom ahead of the entire non-shotaro pack and stay there because I never need to take my finger off the W key

I want Mr. Boss cucks to leave

>A neon turd.

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>>166133774
lowered ctr

>>166135929
are you part of /acg/?

>>166135831
>2.3M
would rather buy 20 hakuchous

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>shitting on my favorite bike

Unacceptabururu

>>166136089
>tfw legit considered buying multiple Hakuchou's so I could have multiple color variants.
I wonder if the favorite bike bonus would apply to all of them or just my original one.

>>166135829
LEND ME SOME SUGAH, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR

SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT

>>166135502
Kaz maybe the biggest slut in /gtag/ but he makes you feel real good when he gives you his attention.

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>>166135945
>he doesn't even know enough about the bike to remove the neon

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post favorite vehicles

>>166136456
You just posted this. Why don't you try selling some of the anons in this thread?

>>166136632
Human trafficking is overrated.

>>166136205
It applies to all of them.
-Some faggot that owns 30 of them

>>166136801
Well that settles it. Time to sell half my garage and replace it with a rainbow of Hakuchous.

>>166136771
No, anon. Instead of simply posting your vehicle, why not convince people to buy one themselves?

Everyone loves the Blista, so why can't these anons?

>>166136313
you are lucky if you get a hand though, kaz never takes less than 5 dicks at one given moment.

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>>166136456

>>166137409
Still looks like garbage. Try again

>>166137473
w h y

i have enough monies to buy my first land vehicle with a gun on it.

what do i buy?

Someone let me test drive their Lynx.

Be good and you can be put in a collar

>>166137630
Insurgent Pickup, everything else can wait but this will save your life when jets are involved

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*smacks lips*
WHY TF AIN'T CLUCKING BELLS IN GTA 5 LIKE NIGGA ROCKSTAR HELLOOOOO
WHERE DA TT AT

>>166138196

I'll have two number nines

>>166138315
SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT

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pretty dead general, was there seen that, coming back for nostalgia and i have just a one fucking question
why that autist with no arms nessi? is still FUCKING playing

>song on the radio mentions a place called "los angeles"

The fuck is that? Is it near Los Santos?

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>sitting on my pakistan lobby waiting for randoms
>guys join and sits for a bit
>"let me carry the money"
>tell him this is the start, not the finale
>"oh ok"
>he leaves
>everyone leaves

>>166138432
>lots of songs talk about california
Where the fuck is that?

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>>166138378
>no arms

>>166138676
>playing heists with randoms and noobs

What else did you expect

>>166138940
why u fat and gay tho

Is there some f ucking glitch with pacstan I need to know about I wanna play the missionb ut idk

>>166138676
you gotta con people into it to get through the cutscene. Then you can start vans and if youre lucky one dude will stick with you while you toss out invites.

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>when you decide to take up a career in jet shitting, but get hired as an unpaid intern with no experience

>>166138940
there he is yet you didnt answered my question. you dense autist why in the world you are still playing with grindfest piece of shit. i stopped 1.5 year ago with 400 hours on clock and you were, and are still playing. so answer my fucking question, are you mentally ill? do you need some treatment? should i call for someone i dont fucking know why in the world you are still playing this piece of shit, move on

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Reply to this post with attractive characters only.

>>166138378
that glitch got patched a long time ago anon, they all have arms now

coincidentally they've started acting a lot more like fucking people now, they still have their moments but no-one's had it as bad as jrv recently

>>166139235
>Entry Level position
>Needs a rail gun, 40 years experience, three MBA's and a CEO recommendation

>>166139217
"Glitches" with the pacistani man usually refer to using a kuruma or doing the finale infinitely. What are you on about m8?

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>>166139307
Fuck your rules

>>166139346
are you really forgetting subs?

>>166139307
You start.

>>166139237
Ok, here, I have you bro.
>why are you still playing?
I haven't played since January 1st, 2017
>are you mentally ill?
yes, but not for anything related to gta or irl autism
>do you need treatment
no

1.5 years ago with 400 hours?
I play just to fly helicopters in this shitty game, I have 400 hours in the Valkyrie alone.
Calm down and stop getting your nuts in the wrong places, go enjoy another board or something else.

>>166139545
>are you mentally ill?
yes, but not for anything related to gta or irl autism

What's your unit so I can get you DD. It baffles me how they let anyone in these days.

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>>166139307

>>166139665
Platoon 3061, Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion
Look for the one wearing glasses, who is 4'10. if you can find a graduation photo.

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>>166139307

>>166139518
might be worse than that tbqh

subs wasn't entirely full of himself if you caught him at the right time, just tried to stir shit

this other person spergs out immediately tho, don't know why he stays

>>166139841
>4'10

Do you get passed around like a hot pocket?

>>166140194
No, it's a hot potato, at least people want to eat hot pockets.

>>166140361
Don't deflect, I need to know.

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>>166133774

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>>166139841
>4'10

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>>166139841
>4'10

>Nessi 4'10
>Trump President
>Ava BTFO'd

Today is a good day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Guys how's my big smoke impression
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12XOZNs1dac
I'm gonna work on it untill i can do it all the time.

>>166139841
>4'10

I was going to complain about all the male characters in this game look like vanilla midgets but that'd be applicable to you, huh?

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>>166141428

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>>166139841
>4'10
What the fuck? How are you so small?
>>166141229
>that song
I like the good feel vibe rap songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bhpTiaDtrk

someone pls draw napoleon complex nessi
now we all know what he's compensating for with all his jetfaggotry

>>166141728
That's the only line i've gotten good at doing the voice with, i am practicing until i can do the order. I'm very inconsistent so far.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vjOJQzmMSY

>>166139841
Can't find graduation pictures of you, you had to actually be good for them to want to take on of you

So has cockstar officially gone to bi monthly content? Are we dying boys?

>>166142160
nice, nice
please do the line from wrong side of the tracks

>>166143143
Which one?

>>166143182
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO

>>166143015
We've been dying for a long time. The general's been dying quicker though, all started when a poser furry shark broke up Nessi and TheCraftyTitan

>>166143315
stfu ava

>>166143380
who

>>166143315

oh wow

>>166143476
everyone knows it's you, you already got banned from the discord, now fuck off, you're not fooling anyone

>there are people in this thread who still play this game

like lmao, kys faglords.

>>166143569
YOUWILLNOTDIVIDEUS

>>166143648
Trump is president now kiddo, I do whatever I want.

>>166143541
Literally who? Fampai pls

300,000 DEGREES OF WHITE HOT ATONEMENT

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>>166143476
>>166143816
;)

>>166143886
HAPPENING

>>166143285
aw fuck i can't seem to do the voice that long, i will practice and come back i need to mourn the loss of gabe the dog now.

>>166143886
accurate

>>166143690
YOU
*inhale*
WILL
*inhale*
NOT
*inhale*
DIVIDE
*inhale*

>>166144007
It's nothing personel kid. ;)

>>166143886
Wgaf

Weak willed bitch who voted for hillary

>>166143886
>using 4chan arrows off of 4chan
This is the sign of true cancer.

>>166144132
>4chan arrows
This is the true sign of an underage.

why is ava pretending he's not ava
and why is ava pretending he's not subscyed either
i could understand if he sperged out and wanted a clean slate but he's even less likable than before he changed his name and pretended to be someone else

>>166143886
>people caring about a brony "girl"
Why though?

>>166144231
>implying
If you would have said this a couple years ago i guess you would have been right.
>calling it greentext off 4chan where it doesn't greentext
lmao

>>166140984
what car

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Thanks, Lester.
I hope you get even more crippled.

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>>166144286
>ava's demon

>>166144671
you deserve it for that hair and that car crash of a face

Reminder that you can't trust a single person on the discord.

>>166144775
honestly i think he's legit got a mental health issue, nobody can be this autistic

>>166144870
reminder to get help ava, go put your trip back on so i can filter you

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>>166144671
>white woman
>curly hair
i mean i appreciate that you went something different but it looks awful, real rachel dolezal type stuff

>>166144870
jesus christ ava fuck off

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>>166138676
>be new
>finally have monis for heist apartment
>start the flecca job
>level 177 joins
>plow through it, he only takes the minimum cut of 30%
>200k at the end
>HugeFaggot has invited you to do the Flecca Job
>join
>level 563
>instantly kicked
>try 4 more times joining and hosting flecca
>either get kicked or people leave because I'm only level 19
>mfw I will never become CEO
>jerk of to interracial porn

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>>166144941
>>166144870
I wonder who could be behind these posts...

Wait who the fuck is ava? I haven't really been paying all that much attention to the threads, and I don't really play the game.

Explain why I should hate this person

>>166144838
>>166145007
Believe it or not but it's intentional. Everyone's looking like a fucking guido in this game.

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>>166144671
>making disgusting characters
my nigga

>>166145265
just spend 5 minutes talking to him and you'll know honestly
he just stirs shit and has serious problems, nothing as funny as higgly piggly

>>166144671
I fuckin spit

>>166145436
Is this what I miss by not joining to discord?

>>166145582
nah as much as people like to talk shit most people are pretty chill and just wanna play gta
it's pretty fun but you gotta learn to cut out the fat

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>>166144870
I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST???

>all this talk of a literal who named ava

Name IG?

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>>166139307

>>166143015
Nigga they've always been bi monthly
Big update one month
Cars + Adversary mode the next

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>>166144941
>>166144870
sure smells like horse in here

>>166145435
Sr2
My nigga!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4

>>166146528
I am about 90% sure that's SR3.

Can i have an invite to the discord?

>>166144941
I didn't see any secret being posted

>>166144870
Oh wow

>>166146689
It's been a while.....

Here is a real sr2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4P0Dnlx_Mg

>>166144870
you should always trust enon though, that guy is the coolest and deserves at least one blowjob before he drops dead.

>>166147239
https://discord.gg/F74GZ4w

>>166147239
oh wow

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>stuck like this for a minute before the "setup mission finished" transition to freemode started playing

SEND HELP STALKER

>>166148304
>heist diaper

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>>166148380
I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION IVAN

>>166148515
>scoring pussy in one universe
>looking straight ahead in the other

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dead

>playing since the 1st day of GTAO
>never bothered buying a Zentorno
So, do I make up for lost time?

>>166151085
KEEP GOING YA CUNT

>>166150936
you're dead bitch

*SMACKS LIPS*

come in
https://discord.gg/4pHmf

>>166154004
I'll stay out, thanks.

>>166151085
I got it when it was on sale because buying the super rare 5-of-a-kind Zentorno on sale struck me as amusing.

>>166154004
For what? Listen to people laughing and having a good time? No thanks.

>>166154004
Is annie using a voice changer?

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I'm bored.

what are you guys talking about being unbanned?

>>166156859
okay

accept dlllb to the gtag group plox

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FUTO plastered everywhere.

>>166156859
hi bored

>>166157270
I'm dad

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>>166157357
:'(

>>166157002
That's the Futo for you. It's one of the most overdesigned cars in GTA4. It even keeps its unique interior and dashboard designs after the first person update.

>>166156902
Name IG?

>>166157828
okay

>>166157895
Name IG?

>>166156874
pls respond

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>>166133774
DELET THIS

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>>166160680
make me fgt

>TEE TEEers unbanned

You retards gonna fall for the carrot again?

>tfw some shitter calls you a nigger after blowing your import car in his Hydra

>>166133774
Fuck yeah bought a Contender after driving one for an MC job and it's a beast. My only complaint is the Trump-tier tiny wheels.

>>166163408
>tiny wheels
WRONG

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>Tyrus is the supposed poor choice for racing due to few opportunities to make use of its ludicrous traction
>T20 outperforms it on most circuits, let alone the REEE
>remain competitive through sheer piss and vinegar but inevitably lose on circuits with any kind of long straight
>Stumble into a Criminal Records race
>constant trickle of retards following ancient Reddit advice trying to grind races
>occasional meta tryhard in a REEE or T20
>Tyrus destroys every one of them
>Even the competent REEE drivers end up nearly a full second behind on a 3-lap race
I think it's legitimately the only car that can do a Criminal Records lap flat stick the entire time and barely lose speed through the bends, let alone lose traction

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>>166134521
>just like how the Sultan is a boring 4door

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>>166135749
>Black Savage

But if you took away the camo from the savage, people could easily see you.

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help

>>166164721
repent

>>166164721
Have you tried accepting Him into your heart and asking for forgiveness?

>>166164721
>not wanting to shoot clones of your lord and savior

>>166164837
>Point weapon at them
>Instantly killed because NPCs using miniguns have zero wind up time and automatically aim for your head

>>166164721
gone are the days of jesus in a hydra

>>166164921
You know what you should probably do is git gud and that would help.

>>166165090
ebin

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>>166165126
That wasnt a meme. You actually need tp acquire proficiency.

>lure them to c4 traps
>throw c4 over walls
>bounce grenades off walls
>aim near them, then quickly on their head and shoot

You are bad and should feel bad.

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>tfw you get to witness high quality salt

>>166165357
So where's the youtube link? Don't leave us hanging

>>166133774

Sandking XL is just as underrated but better because it makes my penis look even smaller than it is.

>>166133632
>poor faggot doesn't even know the price of a vehicle

The Hakuchou costs 175k after upgrades.

There's literally not one competitive motorbike that you can have for less than 100k, you cheap piece of shit.

Anyone using a i5 4460 and a gtx 970? How do I get 60 FPS most of the time? Heck for some reason on crowded lobbies mine always drops to 50s.

I'm running mostly high/very high with 2x MSAA.

>>166166523
Drop MSAA for starters.

>>166166603

But fxaa looks like absolute shit..

>>166166665
You're absolute shit. You're trash.

>>166166665
Don't use FXAA either. Your computer is weak shit. That processor isn't helping either. Make sure you don't use self radio.

>>166166523
>i5
There's the start of your problems. GTA is an absolute CPU killer and the majority of lag is caused by the cores hitting 100% load.

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Who comfy tonight?

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ive been having this "glitch" where i try to host a pacific standard heist and once I do the first setup, or leave my own setup, when I go back to the heist board, it says that Pacific standard is done, and that I have to wait for a cooldown to do it again.

I dont think I can ever host my own Pacific standard heist/setup ever again

what do I do now?? (besides import cars)? Im on the ps4

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unbanned after a month and everything i had was wiped

need rp and cash plz help

>>166167940
forgot my sc: swaggypen

>>166168009
Want to go out and collect crates for me while I watch Netflix?

Wtf rockstar gave me 250k for a second time, why are they giving money for free?

>>166168849
It is actually frowned upon by long range demolitionists to even see your opponent at any point during your time on the server.

>entire lobby lags out
>deliver my crates with no problems
keke

>>166168302
yeah sure

>>166169573
You on PC?

>>166169943
yeah on right now, sc: swaggypen add me

>>166170546
K sent.

>>166167596
Call Lester and cancel the heist, start a different one and wait a while

You people are not very nice.

Thoughts on the tempesta?

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>Tornado is too hot
Yeah well maybe I should kill myself and destroy my PS4 then. Damnit, why?

>>166172793
Now it makes sense. The midget was behind all that retardation.

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>>166173137
Don't speak to me or my pops ever again.

Why is the itali so gross?

>>166173421
Made for midgets by midgets

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>>166172793
just come play games with everyone

>>166144494
Invetero Coquette, Sports.

>>166173998
I'm busy with Duty.
Time to stand around doing fuck all for 24 hours.

what's the current approved grinding mission

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>>166174153
mc contract missions for double rp, money

>>166174206
i'm not rich enough to have those senpai

>>166174492
you join someone elses mc and they start contracts and you help and get the douvle rp/money

>>166173116
it's cheap as fuck tho anon, just rob a few convenience stores.

>>166174492
to host mc contracts is only 200k for a clubhouse and thats it.

Then spam invites religiously mentioning big payouts in any random lobby that has a lot of players and no ORG's

I'm not going away. We need to talk. This has gone on long enough.

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>>166176649
STOP TALKING IN CODE

>>166176649
Clap with me now

WHO *CLAP CLAP* THE FUCK *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* ARE YOU *CLAP CLAP*

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just don't worry about it

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>>166133397

Here we go again

tfw can't transfer dedgen a second time

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>>166176945

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crimefighter please stop hiding and come back I miss you

>>166134145
>tranny circlejerk
dank meme lad

>>166178178
literally who?

>>166155405
>Is annie using a voice changer?
no annie is anime

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>>166173998
>pixelfox and catower together at last in one deluxe edition package

Okay guys, I'm coming back on. I just ate, time for some comfy low-fi tunes to play some comfy games.

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>take one part of a race badly
>game over, 1st place is gone, 0% chance of victory, you have lost

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>750 hours in this game
>never knew until now you could put highlights in your hair

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>>16613339
Accept Raiohden into the crew pls

The randoms constantly failing the Lamar mission with the Vargos and Ballas is making me cry

>>166179625
>deleted a number
>>166133397

>>166179328
You can't for men just women so what's the point it's only for trannies.

>>166179905
???? I just did it and I'm a male.

Unless ur making a joke then fk u

>>166180046
Show me highlights for men it doesn't exist.

>>166180102
Sec, reorganizing my weapons

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>>166136456

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>>166180102

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>>166136456

I expected shitters today with the unbanning and all but had a lobby of people help with VIP work and we fucked up everyone who tried to fuck with us. Feels good when people come together.

>>166181667
I had a chill lobby of about 10 people where we were all doing our CEO work peacefully

>>166178178
no thanks

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Is the Combat MG the best weapon?

>>166180458
You look like a tranny.

>>166181745
Makes the grind for cash so much more fun.

>>166183116
What's the trick?

>>166183653
I legitimately don't know, I haven't played in some time.

>solo selling 3 MC businesses

W
E
W


Night lads

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Public service announcement: the Entity is still a really fucking good super, probably better than any of the current meme supercars.

>>166185034

public service announcement: slight crash deformation renders it worthless

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>horribly-aligned ramp sends me careening off the course and into a mountain unless I half-flip off the ramp at a retarded angle
>track has random gaps in it that you have a 50% chance of falling through because you can't see them on the horizon
>incline is too steep and cuts every single vehicle's speed in half, meaning some cars literally can't complete the course
>random object geometry half leaking onto the track, stopping your progress like a truncheon up the ass

Why must half of the stunt race playlist be pure liquid shit?

is there any dumb way to legitimately get money like back on the ps3 before patches or is it a shitshow now where it takes forever to get any meaningful amount of money

>>166186115

Find crew memebers willing to 0% Pacstan. :^)

>>166186115

The current best way to get tons of cash is to load a PS3 account and transfer it. But you need to wait 30 days and transfers will wipe any current stuff you have on an account (except earned money.)

>>166186061
Some of that is perfectly acceptable as track knowledge, just like finding the best line, knowing where the common tripups are and knowing how to avoid them or use them for your advantage is a valid tactic for racing.
Racers IRL (even ones that just do it as a hobby) don't race tracks they haven't at least walked around once and F1 victories don't get overturned because one of the drivers skipped out on practice to go drinking.

Hills being so steep cars can't get up them is inexcusable though, especially when tracks are usually locked to a specific class.

>>166186061
literally every stunt track says what car to use in the description

Any benefit in doing the Benny missions?

>>166189253
You can say you've done them all, anon!

>>166189350
Does it unlock additional mod options or anything or is it just that.. missions?

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>>166189429
It's just missions from what I understand... oh, and you get a free luxury skin for some of your guns. It's usually not worth the effort anyway since most of those missions throw a stupid amount of enemies at you.

>found a way to make ~50K euros/month irl
>tax system is more rewarding if I get my own organisation obviously (I'm just a 20 something that stumbled into something)
>seriously debating in founding it with a GTAO meme name (An Organisation, or my own's name)
Am I being retarded? Of course. Any suggestions?

Are MC businesses worth it?

>>166191098
No.

>>166190406
if this were true you'd fuck off and go do something with that instead of playing gta like a faggot.

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>>166191667
>only poor people play video games

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Rate me Gtag

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>>166191667
Yeah, sure. Here's ~5K in cash that I keep in my drawer.
>he thinks only poorfigs play vidya

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>>166192221
>buttmad because he assumed I was some kid trying to lie when I'm actually speaking the truth
ebin

>>166192278
nobody cares my dude, sorry to say
maybe ask outside of a chilean basketweaving forum or offer a slice of that pie, otherwise nobody gives a rat's ass

>>166192332
You're like those kids that start a fight with a random in online, then gets rekt by that random and leaves. And you're literally the only one making a big deal out of it :^)

>>166192278
>assumptions
>told to fuck off
ok

>>166192396
i wasn't even part of this conversation, you're still the only one blogposting, please stop projecting or get a trip so you're easy to filter

>>166192609
stop making this your own personal rage blog, my dude

>>166192661
Man am I glad I'm not this socially crippled
bless your heart

What if everyone that's posted in the last 15 minutes shut the fuck up?

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DEVILISH

>none of the hacks are safe
I just want to be rich

>>166133774
>underrated
>Fastest suv

>>166194172
>no one uses it

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>>166194490
random ragdoll time?

Hi. Today I found out joernemac is a faggot (crewkiller, traitor and passive-toggler) and I wanted to let everybody know.

>>166194853
get owned nerd

>>166194795
>it's a 'kaz can't stop himself from randomly spreading his legs' episode

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>>166194853

>>166195629
I blame you for getting me banned )^:<

>>166196413
I didn't report anyone from gtag tho

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will i get b& rockstar?

>>166196581
lets hope

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>>166165310
>tfw they changed quickthrow grenades to match standard grenade throws
>trajectory now varies to meet reticule instead of a consistent predictable arc
>pretty much all my grenade trick shots are fucked forever

>>166191098
Barely. Just buy a clubhouse to farm the fuck out of the current 2x bonus

>>166198121
Best way to do it?

>>166189253
Benny missions? Do you mean the Lowrider jobs from Lamar that start at Benny's? No real benefit but they're about as close to the interesting missions of Singleplayer as you can get within Online.
>a stealth mission avoiding police cones of vision, except you're driving lowriders
>go bust Gerald out of police custody and listen to him cuss out Lamar the whole drive home
>take sneaky photos of lowriders to figure out which ones are most valuable to boost
>get dressed up in suits and gatecrash a Vagos funeral to steal coffins full of cocaine

>>166197870
This is why i never use grenades or the grenade launcher

>>166198635
Grenade Launcher is still good as ever.

I have a crush on Phouka!

>>166199127
i have a crush on nirah :^)

>>166183116
>>166183653
>>166183764
The trick is knowing when to control your fire and when to burst, and when just not to use it. Medium range and further you want to only fire 3-5 round bursts and you'll out-DPS anything short of heavy weapons. There's a sticky zone at not quite medium range where spraying bullets will miss a vast majority and an AR will easily cut you down, but controlled bursts won't put out enough damage to drop an AR user before he drops you. At point blank range you can just spray and cut people down, and medium-long range you fire tight bursts and kill people surprisingly quickly. That middle spot catches people out but otherwise it really is the best Jack of all trades.

>>166135295
>>166135364
great top speed, by far the best handling of any bike, especially at high speed, fucking sweet as a moose style. Got mine without guards and all chromed to fuck, looks like satans own pepper pot.

>>166198708
>drop 10x grenades because some cop teleports in and examines your prostate with his shotgun of double damage
Compact Grenade Launcher really is the winner. You can't spam grenades but then only shitters do that anyway. Plus you can fire it from motorbikes for maximum "fuck you"

>>166199463
Honestly it's twitchy as fuck, the high end acceleration is lacking which makes it difficult to actually utilize the top speed, and the turning circle is uninspiring. But it will fucking destroy races because the turns are always wide enough and the midrange acceleration is enough to keep it at competitive speeds unless you do some meme-y highway run.

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>>166199209
>tfw Nirah gets really upset about something and spergs out in chat

>>166199817
use a joypad and its not twitchy at all, smooth as a nuns vulva.

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>when bae looks like ricky from trailer park boys

>>166200789
Horris I thought you got better, but nope.

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>>166200851
>Horris I thought you got better, but nope.
???

>>166199487
The dropping all GL ammo on death is really dumb, but the standard Grenade Launcher has better range than the Compact GL. I never really found a chance to use it from a motorcycle since most players I have to fight just go get jets or Sticky suicide after a blindfire RPG attempt.

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>blew most of my money on a rocket voltic just so i could push boxvilles.

>>166202204
>tfw no rocket boxville delivery mission

>>166202204
https://youtu.be/gaDGyV047bw

Push kids instead.

>decide to try selling import vehicle via the second "pink slip option" because why not
>expect it to be thing same thing but cheaper
>makes you drive into the city to collect something
>then have to drive upgraded car all the way to paleto bay

What masochist would choose this option.

>>166203442
>watching PCucks struggle to drive properly with a keyboard
kek