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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1023

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Please Don't Die ;_; Edition

Previous: >>165934529

News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (IT WILL HAVE WAIFUS EVENTUALLY)
>Tyranny is out

Sales:


NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
The place beyond

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

Friendly reminder that only YOU can fix /dag/+/bwg/!
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>>166243052
Goddamn finally.
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>>166243052
Welp, you may as well just delete the image. Nsfw isn't going to get far.
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>>166243463
>>165966651
I think we're safe
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>>166243659
How in the fuck does that general even need to exist?
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>>166243885
It's certainly active
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>>166243885
Look who is talking lmao. /dag/ has died 4 times in the last 2 months. Never gets any active discussion. Last thread was dead for 16 hours.
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>file deleted
reportfag...
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. . .
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>>166249548
Stop bumping it retard. The image already got deleted. Let it die so we can make a proper one.
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>>166245876
It's still showing on my screen.
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>>166251194
what was it? was it dicks?
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Anyone else think Sera should be straight and Cass a lesbian?
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how come nobody's posted pics yet?
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>>166252843
what straight man would stick their dick in sera? shes provably straight, but no man would want to have sex with her so shes forced to be with women, like ugly black women.

and cass would never be a lesbian. she likes to be dominated then snuggled
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>>166243052
>(but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
where is this? does it actually exist?

>Where is my Warden?
>The place beyond
you mean where the elves go in lotr?
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>>166250019
oh shit my bad
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>>166253209
Valinor isn't really beyond.
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>>166253209
I want to marry Galadriel.
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This is now a Witcher thread.
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< next OP
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>>166254373
Morrigan is going to conjure up the next thread?
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>>166253873
why does everyone in that game have massive hands
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>>166254646
no i think he means we should use that pic for the next thread you studendously nice person

>>166253595
me too. she is more fair than all the jewels beneath the earth

>>166253873
honestly we should start thinking about talking more about the witcher, when we do this place is way more active
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>>166255228
slavs have strange oddly shaped hands. have you never noticed? some are too big, others too small, misshapen, and sometimes they look broken
i live in an area with lots of poles, i know what im talking about
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post overwatchfus
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>>166255903
only if they're dressed like bioware characters, lets try and stay on topic
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>>166255541
>you studendously
i ruined my own joke
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>>166255987
post overwatchfu AND DAfu

and be judged
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>>166256279
alright then, go ahead

post your fu's
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>>166256425
n-no...
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>>166256784
DO. IT.
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I haven't found a waifu in Witcher 3 that surpasses Leliana yet.
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>>166257325
Shani is the superior redhead
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>>166257325
>>166258664
Triss > Shani > shit > Leliana
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>>166258936
I'm sorry but Shani is way better than triss.

Triss' bumpy skin was disgusting. But she's still better than Yennefer
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>>166260548
now you're wrong twice
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>>166260608
Look I'll admit I didn't read the books, and I know yen and geralt is obviously the canon option. but, in the game, triss is a better waifu than yen.

Yet even then Shani is best waifu overall
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>>166258936
Don't ever talk with me again.
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I want to travel through a forest with a weathered staff and a fluffy mabari
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>>166260873
I felt really bad for her in that scene, even though the guardian is right.
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>>166260882
>staff
Disgusting

Make like a tree, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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>>166260882
I wonder what that all says
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>>166261140
probably something about Lel being an escaped convict with 300 confirmed kills
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Meredith did nothing wrong.
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See, this place can actually be decent without the gay Solas spam
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>>166263224
Yeah it's kinda nice. but you jinxed it so somebody is gonna post the bald elf cunt just to spite you.

But In the meantime I'll post more if best girl
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>>166263723
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Is it safe to post Witcher screenshots on /dag/?
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>>166263837
Morrigan is also best DA girl

>tfw I've never been able to find good porn of Morrigan and Jack
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>>166263940
Go ahead, there's only like two people here anyway.
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New IP before DA4 confirmed

https://twitter.com/Mike_Laidlaw/status/822971484041867265
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>>166264116
Fuuuuuuck. the only way this place survives until fucking 20?? is if it goes back to being wrpgg
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>>166263723
Landwhales are obnoxious like that, let's keep telling them to fuck off and hope they die from diabetes soon

>best girl
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>>166264224
By 2020 I will have a job, I won't be playing video-games. So rip me.
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>>166264771
>Jack
>not best girl
C'mon now. I get why some people think Liara is best, in fact I romanced her ME1 everytime, but she changed way too much as the series went on, and unlike jack, it was not for the better.

>>166265157
>by 2020 I'll be 23
fuck. will I even care about DA anymore? I mean i know waifus are forever, but damn.
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I love Thom...
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>>166266590
kys retarded hambeast
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I hate neets
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>>166265157
>tfw I'll be 28 in 2020
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>>166267947
What the fuck are you doing here at 25?
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>>166268303
Not being an annoying 20 year old with nothing worthwhile to say?
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>>166268303
A question I ask myself every day...
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>>166243052
What was it? Can't find this bread in the archive
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>>166268303
That's really rude, I'm 24 and I still like to funpost on chans.
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>>166268303
I could ask you the same question
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Video-games should be for people between 12 and 23 atmost.
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>>166268303

/dag/ is 25+ only actually. I'm a kid and only allowed here because I have no home. I will tolerate no other kids here.
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>>166265370
>>166267947
>>166271629
>>166272753
>tfw I'm 26
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>>166273104
Between the hambeasts and the faggots, you could hardly call /dag/ posters people
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>>166273104
What are you supposed to do when you hit 24? Immediately stop playing video games and pick up a completely new hobby?
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>>166273281
Focus on hanging out with your colleagues, jobs, friends, wife, etc.
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>>166273132
Who's the best mommy?
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>>166273396
I wish you a lot of fun with that
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>>166273281
Netflix.
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>>166273396
If you marry me I promise that I'll stop playing video games and posting on /dag/.
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>>166273676
You should be able to get laid as long as you're not a landwhale from a 3rd world country
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>>166273794
Getting laid and getting married are two entirely different things.
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>>166273954
You are talking to a kid, he doesn't know shit.
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>>166273409

Cullenite is best because she is nice and doesn't post Blackwall and doesn't try to turn me gay with yaoi posting.
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>>166273993
Go back to fingering yourself to Solas fanfiction
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>>166274081
Rude.
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>>166274151

#triggered
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>Thread flooded with landwhales again

Well we had a good run.
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>>166274250

Post more beautiful waifus to trigger them into suicide
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>>166273104
I'm too old to have fun now? Great.
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>>166274349
I used to have fun with plastic toys when I was a baby, that doesn't mean I can still have fun with them after 18 years.
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>>166273132
What's your opinion on shitposters posing as you to insult people? What's your actual age? DA:O morri or DA:I morri?
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>>166274550
DAI one.
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>>166274550
It's a shame that they downgraded Morrigans tits in DAI to please the sjws
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>>166274505
So you're going to stop reading books and watch movies too? I bet kids think you're a lot of fun.
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>>166274675
Those are adults things to enjoy unlike video-games.
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Christ, /dag/ hasn't gotten this bad in a while
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>>166274796
It's all the same stupid escapism, fiction isn't something only for kids to enjoy.
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>>166274802
At least theres no more gay husbando spam like a couple of months ago
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>>166274550

I don't have copyright on images and post layouts, so. All in all the guy is just a minor annoyance that will pass on its own.
>What's your actual age?
n/A
>DA:O morri or DA:I morri?
DA:I, if I had to choose.

Post all further questions on my Tumblr AMA pls.
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>95 posts
>15 posters

Hmm..
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>>166275453
Subtract every post complaining about people enjoying themselves or being landwhales and the post count makes sense again.
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>>166275485
t.landwhale
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>>166274802
Whiny-kun...
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>>166275554
Why do you hate thicc grills, anon?
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>>166277328
Low test
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>>166263948

You mean both together? There is only one I can think of where Jack does Morri with a strapon. At least it's not futa.
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>>166278351
>At least it's not futa.
futa > everything else
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>>166277328
Self-respect
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>>166278983
At least one person that respects you hehe
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>>166279468
t.hambeast

End your pathetic existence
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>>166279584
How creative
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>>166279468
Pretty sweet burn desu.
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>>166264116
Damnit. Another IP? Is it a new one or the same one they've been working on for years?
>>166265157
Are you planning on working the mines for 15 hour days and not getting free time?
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>>166278351
I already got that. there's literally nothing else
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>>166273281
Die. We Children of the Corn now.
>>166274061
Thanks Tulpa, you too.
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>>166264116
DA4 confirmed for never happening.
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>>166264116
>>166281623
>>166286067
be honesty, did you guys think there would actually be a DA4?
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>>166264116
Well, he didn't exactly say that, though. It's obvious they need to release Andromeda first, then the members of the DA team that have been helping the ME guys until now will be able to go back to Dragon Age. Laidlaw confirmed that too in a recent interview.

And didn't Aaryn Flynn say that the IP won't see the light for many more years? First EA must approve it, then the real work will begin. He said that's why the previous old IP got cancelled: they revealed it too soon, but EA wasn't satisfied with it, so they had to cancel it.

I think once Andromeda is out, most of the big focus will go back to Dragon Age. They won't leave fans wait 5+ years for the sequel of a game that literally ended with a cliffhanger. They didn't do that with DA2 and everyone and their mother hated that game.
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>>166286467
Played 30 minutes of cisquisition and hated it

the only way i'd care about DA4 is if you could fuck Morrigan again
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>>166286830
>the only way i'd care about DA4 is if you could fuck Morrigan again
OH SNAP! can you image what it would be like to bang milf Morrigan?
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>>166264116
radio silence doesn't mean they aren't working on it, they just can't talk about it too much. i mean, with andromeda just around the corner and billions of things to fix, it's perfectly normal to focus on that first. Bioware isn't even that big of a company and the teams share their members continously to speed things up and get more help.

in the past months they actually hinted at DA4 stuff and they are even releasing a coloring book with new pictures (february) and a new comic (may), so i think once andromeda is out and the hype about mass effect has died out a bit, they will show a teaser trailer on june for the e3.

and the IP might never see the light of day, as far as EA is concerned. the previous new IP they were working on was cancelled because it was not good enough
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>>166286467
I...I had some hope.
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>>166287140
well i never did. i thought it would be 3 and out and it would be done.

and if i am right it will be a a GIGANTIC fuck you to the fans for ending it the way they did.
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>>166287108
kys
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>>166287019
I hope they don't skip to many years in DA4, they skipped 10 from DA2 to DA:I. Morrigan is a MILF now, when they keep skipping years like this then she will be a granny in the next one.
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>>166287379
>not wanting to fuck 40 year old mature Morrigan
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>>166287440
I do, but 40 yo mature morrigan is what she is now in DA:I. 35 at the youngest.
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>>166287261
What? They said since from the start that Dragon Age wouldn't be a trilogy, but would consist of many more games. And with the way Inquisition/Trespasser ended and all the stuff they are making and mentioning now (see the comics and the tweets on Twitter) it's clear they are working on something and want to keep the hype up for when the moment of the reveal will come.

No EA/Bioware employer in their insane mind would ever lose the chance to make more money, especially when people are actually asking for answers now.
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>>166287379
>>166287515
But she'll look like Flemeth. Who would not want to fuck this?
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>>166287108
'People' who post bald pedophiles should be gassed
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>>166287515
no wait. in Dao she was in her early to mid 20s then add 10 years and she'd be in her early to mid 30's then add 3 more years and she'd be in her late 30s, early 40's.

but i don't think their'd be a time jump cause all the elves are leaving to join bald cunts army and the wardens are in the midst of a civil war. if their were a time jump we'd miss some realy important shit.

>>166287737
she isn't flemeth's daughter, i think

>>166287683
idk man it just feels like the DA train has run out of gas
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>>166287891
She isn't, but their faces are so similar that a gilf Morrigan would just look like Flemeth who is prime meat for cougar love.
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>>166288119
good point, but yeah i'd bang 50 year old Morrigan
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>>166287891
>she isn't flemeth's daughter
But her clone, their face textures are identical except Flemeth has lots of wrinkles on it.
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>>166287891

DA:O toolset says Morri is 29 in DA:O. I guess you can move a few years away from that because it's never mentioned but I wouldn't go as far as early twenties.
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>>166288338
>Morri is 29 in DA:O.
what the shit?
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is this the help desk?

trying to play origins at 1440p but the minimap is painfully small. installed the ftg ui mod, but he didn't implement the clickable minimap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OfzH3Pj-xg

any advice? I can't find shit on google or the forums
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>>166288458
wat?
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Why is Morri best wife?
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>>166287891
>she isn't flemeth's daughter, i think

I'm pretty sure she is and it's implied the father is Maric. When he went to Flemeth to ask for help to save Ferelden, she made him promise to go where her daughter Yavana was and awaken the Great Dragons, then they spent many hours in her cabin and when he came out, he was pale and shaky and refused to speak of what happened inside

Also the 2nd book of The World of Thedas vaguely confirms that Morrigan was 25 years old during DA:O, a little older than Alistair. So she is 35 during Inquisition and 38-39 after Trespasser (2 years of events for Inquisition + 2 years of timeskip until Trespasser).

The ages match. So if you convinced Alistair to have sex with Morrigan, you basically watched two half-siblings conceive a baby together. No wonder Kieran is so odd.
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>>166288580
I'm wondering if there's a way to get bigger user interface (mini map, portraits) at 2k or 4k resolutions. I was hoping someone knew anything.
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Which waifu would you like to rape the most?
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>>166288790
oh. no sorry

>>166288736
because she gives the best eyes wide open kisses

>>166288769
i really doubt Bioware would have made Morrigan Maric's daughter and then give us a choice to make her and Alistair bang

also why do people think their will be a time jump? their's a lot of important shit going on as tresspasser ended. am i just supposed to believe the GW civil war, the imminent Qunari invasion, and baldshit creating an army will be ignored for years?
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>>166289173
Merrill
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>>166289191
>also why do people think their will be a time jump? their's a lot of important shit going on as tresspasser ended.

Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. They will probably set the game a few months after Trespasser (like it happened in ME3), when the war with the Qunari in the north has just gotten too big to ignore, the Wardens' silence is worrying everyone, and the elven disappearing all of a sudden are making noble houses, shops, and every infrastructure in Thedas counting on their labor and sweat fall into chaos and disarray.
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>>166289173
Sera
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>>166290616
>Asuka
>Sera
shit taste man, seriously
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>>166289173
Dorian
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>>166290873
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>>166290873
Almost as bad as Solas cancer
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>>166289173
Krem. I want to make her pregnant and let her go through a personal hell of suffering and identitiy crisis
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>>166291201
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>>166290704
Maybe but I want to rape Sera's butthole so hard she cums, I can't help it.
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>>166291201
>>166291739
alright i guess forcing yourself onto a lesbo until she cums is pretty goddamn hot. but sera is just too goddamn ugly
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>>166290937
>>166291035
What's wrong with wanting to shove that faggot's face in the dirt and ramming swords up his rectum until he dies from internal injury.
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>>166291937
go away faggot
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>>166287683
What if they counted the mobile games and pen and paper game?
>>166287842
I wish you would stop trying to meme this into a thing. You're probably projecting though, so what can I say?
>>166287891
>>166288119
>isn't Flemeth's daughter
Where have these fucking people come up out of the woodwork that think this?
>>166289191
It's a play on a classic tale. I think they would absolutely do whatever mimicry in other successful stories possible for shekels.
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>>166291937
>backtracking this hard

Die of AIDS
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>>166292046
isn't it implied flemeth kidnapped baby Morrigan?
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>>166292046
>I wish you would stop trying to meme this into a thing. You're probably projecting though, so what can I say?
It's not a meme, it's the truth

You sound triggered
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>>166292075
>backtracking

You use that word and I don't think you know what that means.
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>>166289835
Right. Yeah, I'm thinking up to a year possibly. Potentially seeing some crossover time if we get a different protag.
>>166291035
>almost as bad
Quite a bit worse, I'd say.
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>>166292179
I know it's been talked about here before, and somewhat recently. I just don't remember what was said. Something from WoT2 maybe?
>>166292180
How in the shit is he a pedoshit?
I think you're projecting and that actually is 'triggering'.
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>>166292705
>defending actual pedophiles
thats low even for /dag/
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>>166292982
>thats low even for /dag/
it's just one bitch

also go away meg
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>>166293095
>meg

I've been here for almost a year, I'm practically the backbone of /dag/
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>>166293095
But /dag/, we r brofers afterall.
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>>166293497
>"I'm practically the backbone of /dag/"
>not replying to everyone
yeah suuure

>>166293706
siblings are natural enemies
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>>166293497
If you're trying to mimic me, at least get your formatting right
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>>166292046
>What if they counted the mobile games and pen and paper game?

I doubt that. They know nobody counts that as real ways to continue the story and all the landwhales would lose their minds if they did something like that and this time they would be right, dammit, DA4 has good potential and they hyped up shit too much to step back now

I think we don't have to worry about that. As another anon said before, they love their money too much to not make another, full game.
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>>166292705
>I know it's been talked about here before, and somewhat recently. I just don't remember what was said. Something from WoT2 maybe?

No, I'm pretty sure WoT2 never says that. It just describes Morrigan's early life as a child (for example, she visited a farmer house when she was little and they gave her food out of pity because she was so young, but she didn't even know how to use cutlery and was too honest and straightforward, so they shooed her away and watched her turn into a bear as she walked away).

I think Flemeth really is Morrigan's mother. Mythal probably convinced her to conceive her and Yavana (and who knows how many other daughters) for their own plans (maybe to make a proper, final host, the inheritor Kieran mentions?), but never intervened or stopped her when Flemeth slapped Morrigan because of a mirror or whenever she treated her badly. Merciful All-Mother my ass.
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>>166296671
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>>166296671
>>166296934
Are we sure we really want DA4 from that cuck?
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>>166296934
I'd put my penus in the bitch holding the sign
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>>166297160
She is fucking disgusting.
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>>166297587
Better than the average /dag/ 'girl'
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>>166297587
I like her mouth
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>>166297160
Can you please kill yourself?
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>>166297792
I like her mouth
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>>166297091
Well who else is going to give it to us? Unlike ME, there's still a story that needs to be fucking finished.
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>Going for Sam Maggs
Have some self respect. Jesus H. Christ.
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>>166296671
>>166296934
Is there a single real man at Bioware? They all seem like nu-males who hate themselves and only think about food.
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>>166292982
Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Actual diagnosis-wise.
>>166294137
They could climb into a cozy oven and take a nap flambé.
>>166294556
I was joking a little, but as much as it would upset people, I still don't trust EA.. or Bioware really.
>>166295080
The All-Mother shtick usually involves a very angry, destructive side as well though.
>>166296934
>tfw had a friend who attended this
Hilarious.
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>>166298206
I'm not even joking, i would definitely dick'er
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>>166298251
Why would they employ men when lonely fat womyn are their main audience now
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>>166298296
Give it up, we all know it's you, Maggs. Did you screech autistically during the inauguration?
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>>166298206
Yeah, she looks like a trap. Eyes are pretty though.
>>166298251
No. They've become too dependent on women making all of their choices for them.
>>166298417
Because straight women still exist and not all of us want our romances or storylines written by angry women obsessed with identity politics.
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>>166298417
Because real men are hot and manginas are not.
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>>166298674
>>166298680
Try going to reddit maybe
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>>166298437
What?
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>>166298787
Reddit is the fucking apex of identity politics and angry women.
Do you pay attention to what you've typed out?
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i know we all know who best girl is aside from dorian
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>>166299096
It's not like there's any competition in this sjw shitfest

ME has better waifus
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>>166298787
No, I want the complete opposite to reddit, I don't want bald and fat compliant men or frustrated women who believe everything they hear on the MSM and go on moral crusades against their own people.
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>>166299508
You sound annoying af
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>>166299508
>MSM
>Meaning: Men who have Sex with Men
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>>166299508
>>166298251
>>166296934
>>166296671

Why the are people talking about politics anyway

Fuck off to /pol/
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>>166299774
t.fat tubmlr cunt
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>>166299705
Main Stream Media
>>166299576
Good. I don't mind normal people but if I can annoy the special breed of morlocks who work at Bioware that's nice.
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>>166299847
Oh. Hi /pol/, how's it hanging?
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>>166299834
Yeah because it's "tumbler" to want a completely unrelated topic to stop being discussed
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>>166299928
That's baby steps and very much not /pol/.
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>>166299774
>>166299942
>m-my safe space

Landwhales like you are the reason our general is dying
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>>166300138
I don't care.
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>>166299942
Start discussing something then instead of policing the rest of us.
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>>166300198
>/dag/ was founded and populated solely by """landwhales""" for years
>""""""our"""""" general
honey
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>>166300198
>>166300261
you want to talk about politics? go somewhere where people actually give a shit about politics.
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>>166300397
Yes and that's why it was shit until normal people discovered it
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>>166300397
>actually defending the hambeasts
how cucked can one man be?
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>>166300198
>Landwhales like you
im a man, and i dont care about the political views of a bunch of retards.

>>166300451
if you're on 4chan you are hardly a normal person
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>>166300451
>normal people
This fever is going to help me ascend to my final form as a mother fucking Great Dragon. You will be my first meal, etc.
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I love Dragon Age!
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>>166300664
4channers might be dysfunctional but they're better than hambeasts and faggots
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>>166300956
I love Morrigan

>>166300979
there are tons of hambeasts and faggots on 4chan dude.
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>>166301084
that doesnt mean our general has to be the laughingstock of /vg/ because of them
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>>166301138
who cares
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>>166301201
t.faggot
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>>166301138
>our general
see >>166300397
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>>166301138
>>166301201
>that doesnt mean our general has to be the laughingstock of /vg/
well tbf that tittle fluctuates between /meg/, /fog/, /dag/, and /tesg/

basically anywhere with copious amounts of waifu posting
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/dag/-/bwg/ belongs to the landwhales

it always has and it always will

get used to it....... or else........
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>>166301745
kill yourself cunt
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this is why you're alone
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>>166301745
Serious question, why do they keep coming here with their husbando shit?

Nobody can tolerate them and they ruin /dag/'s reputation to boot
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>>166302194
i bet it's actually men that deliberately try and ruin threads and like seeing peoples reactions

like when meg was spammed with gay pics as "chemo" every time anyone waifu posted
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>>166302498
No man, I've been here for a year and these are actual landwhales
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>>166302742
>I've been here for a year
You're irrelevant.
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>>166302742
that makes it even more pathetic
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Do you think mods would actually delete this entire general if one reported it?
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>>166303310
You are more likely to get a warning for being a reportfag
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>>166303310
>>166303663
Aw shit I didn't finish my post

-than this whole general getting deleted
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>>166302742
So you're a newfag?
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hehehe...
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ma neck
ma back
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>>166305643
>>166306382
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>>166302194
Cause we're sick and tired of your waifu shit. You need to get over your hatred of husbandos.
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>>166308239
>we're
and who's that exactly?
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>>166308407
Landwhales
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>>166308538
who cares what you think?
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>>166308691
that's rich coming from a Merrill poster
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>>166308691
Clearly the people who hate husbandos do.
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>>166308746
so nobody?

>>166308823
the people who hate Landwhales and thier husbandos care what they think?
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>>166308823
You mean normal people?

Hambeasts are deluded
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>pedophile supporter apologists
/meg/ would never tolerate such degeneracy
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>>166308979
>normal people
>loving ficional characters
>normal
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>>166309121
>/meg/ would never tolerate such degeneracy
they posted gay kaidan and Kai Leng pics tow two weeks straight
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>>166308239
Then fuck off to tumblr? Why are you assuming that anyone wants you here?
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>>166309215
Yes, to get rid of denenerates

Meanwhile, /dag/ circlejerks with the retarded landwhales and even whiteknighst for them. Pathetic
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>>166309184
any woman on the chans is automatically a freak
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>>166309365
>Yes, to get rid of denenerates
they did it to get rid of talifags, and they were more cancerous than the cancer they were fighting

in fact they still do it every time someone waifu posts anything but the new turian
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Video games?
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>>166309564
Still better than Solasgays because at least it's done ironically
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>>166309564
are you telling me neo-MEG likes the femtur?

disgusting
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>>166309667
Best waifus?
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>>166309667
yeah they kewl

>>166309695
>Solasgays
yeah, well in the entire thread the word "Solas" has only been posted 5 times, and all from people who've been complaining about landwhales. while people still gay post kai leng in every meg thread

>>166309810
yeah they never shut up about her

>>166309867
yes
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Good morninngg /dag/, why are you so rude today?
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>>166310021
You should have come here a couple of months ago, every single thread used to get spammed with unironic Solas posts
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>>166310091
people are mad at solasfags even though the people who dont like him are the only ones talking about him

>>166310120
i saw that. that's why i switched over to meg, but i switched back when they also started posting gay pics nonstop
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>>166309230
Why do you assume that everybody here wants your waifu faggotry?

Either everybody gets to have a fetish or nobody does. Simple as that.

>>166309534
Just like any man.
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Someone say Solas?
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>>166310440
>Why do you assume that everybody here wants your waifu faggotry?
cause we have dicks
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>>166310893
Cause everybody wants to hear lonely NEETs fight about what fictional woman is better than another fictional woman.
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>>166311369
Because everyone wants to read fat lonely womyn posting their headcanons, right?
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>>166311540
Goes back to what I said, you dumb shit, either everybody gets a fetish or nobody does
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>>166311789
bros sharing feels isnt the same as hambeasts invading 4chan with their sjw shit
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>>166311369
>lonely NEETs fight about what fictional woman
i think we've all but agreed on what to think about bioware girls

Morrigan is best girl overall
top lel is crazy
Liara is just as crazy but she's hotter
Jack is not very popular, yet she's still the hottest human female
Miranda doesnt have a huge following here
Merrill is an goddamn retarded cutie
Isabella is a walking std
Cass has a man jaw but she's still qt
Josie is, i don't really know what Josie is
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>>166312153
>Morrigan is best overall
>Leliana is crazy
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>>166313427
That's what he said
And?
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>>166313427
Morrigan is best overall, thats just like a fact

and lel is pretty crazy. she's the only character you have soften
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>>166311942
This

Why can't they understand it?
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>>166313615
Anon we all know who is the best.
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>>166314263
Morrigan?
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>>166314263
Pic surely unrelated
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>>166311942
No, no it's exactly the same thing. You just think it's different cause you're biased as fuck.
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>>166315090
the vast majority of us are straight men, get that through your thick skull
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>>166315090
>being this triggered that nobody can stand you
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>>166310021
It has a body shape very similar to a man though. Is there a coincidence there or?
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>>166316471
are you talking about the turian?
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>>166313427
Wait. What's happening in this picture?
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>>166316567
Yeah, the femtur.
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>>166316895
Geralt meets the Crones of brookback bog, and i think he just asked them if they'd met an ashen haired young woman
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>>166315090
>>166315339
>>166315818

How can someone recover from being btfo this hard?
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>>166314024
Narcissism maybe
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>>166317023
oh, i think they like her for a number of reasons
1. bioware has been heavily emphasizing the new Asari, who's literally space Sera. and nobody likes her
2. they've yet to reveal what the human female squad mate looks like
3. they think she's going to be like a Garrus you can bang, even though bioware has yet to comfirm she's a LI
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>>166316895
What do you think anon?
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>>166317039
But why is there a tiny arm coming out of the one thing's chest?
>>166317409
Yeah, but liking her and talking about wanting to fuck her are two different things.
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>>166317950
it's not coming out of it's stomach. i think it's coming about of that bag. they're cannibals. or at least they were when they were still human

>>166317950
it either her or space sera. and until they show us what the female squadmate looks like, she's all the waifu fags got.
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Waifu playlists
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>>166321269
whats that?
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>>166321404
Newfag...
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>>166321815
i guess. what is it?
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>>166321913
A bit back, we would post songs/waifus together often. One anon set up a youtube playlist for each waifu with the music from the various waifufags. They got a few in the wrong category, but it was a pretty nice gesture.
Are you one of the nice /meg/ fags?
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>>166323362
i've been on and off on meg and dag for the past 2 years, i guess i might have missed the waifu playlists

>Are you one of the nice /meg/ fags?
i think so.
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>>166323685
It comes up on google still. Kinda surprising.
It was on our OP for a while.
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCZp8W4p8yuoduslq9DKDYmA/playlists
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>>166324045
damn that's cool
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I don't like /wtc/.
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>>166324410
is it cause of all the trissfags?
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>>166324045
>Morrifags playlist
>Atom Bomb Baby
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>>166325024
Good song tho
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>>166325889
yeah
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>>166325024
>Playlist was actually made before the FO4 trailer
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>>166326170
>Todd Howard is secretly a /dag/na
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>>166326170
Fallout 4 was a bad game.
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>>166326850
but it had best girls VA

literally only reason i bought it
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>>166327160
>literally only reason i bought it
Ditto, literally playing as a waifu was a too big temptation.
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>>166327597
loved when i wore headphones and made her sprint she'd breathe heavily

there's nothing better than the sound of your waifus tired panting
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This used to be a Dragon Age general..
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>>166329386
The Witcher 3 always look like a gorgeous oil painting. It has kind of ruined all other RPGs for me.
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>>166329918
Witcher 3 is great but I still love Dragon Age Origins.
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>>166329386
the only way this place survives is if we allow talk of other games

>>166330327
same
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Triss!
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Do you guys ever sleep?
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>>166335884
If we sleep, we die.
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>>166335884
i'ts only 8pm where i live
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>>166335884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za0gWXJW1w
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>>166334960
Shani is the superior redhead
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>>166336271
This to be honest
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>>166335884
only weak men sleep

it's us gurls keeping /dag/ alive during downtime ;)
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>>166336838
Yaaaaassss girl werk.
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>>166335884
I'm fairly sure I'm dreaming right now.
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>>166336838
>>166337212
leave fat bitches
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>>166338598
No angry little fop
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>>166338598
watchu gonna do, lanky boy?
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>>166337389
BOO!
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>>166339836
I have nothing against "landwhales", but delete that bad Leliana art.
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>>166336838
>>166337212
>>166339004
>>166339276
>>166339836
>fat bitches show up
>thread goes to shit
you're like Muslims
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>>166340370
How in the world could you tell that was Leliana? And who the fuck is the nigger elf then?
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>>166340482
>fat bitches don't show up
>thread dies

You act like there was some meaningful discussion going on in the blank silence of this shithole.
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>>166340505
Leliana has only one left hair braid.
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>>166340921
better to be dead then full of cancer
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>>166341119
Y u so mad from activity?
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>>166340482
You're literally the fucking refugees.
Go back home and blow shit up there.
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>>166341504
no activity would be better than the shit you post

>>166341651
/dag/ is not a first world general. outsiders would actually make it better
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shitty tumblr art is a part of /dag/ culture
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>>166342029
Some of us actually want to help keep this place alive. Also, this >>166342135
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>>166342135
MEG refugees have zero respect for our culture and traditions
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>>166338598
post pics fuckboi
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>>166342029
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>>166343340
The culture of shit tumblr art and hambeasts? Face it, ME is for men and DA is for women.
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a /meg/ite's tight, unused male vagina......
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>>166345160
nah
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>>166345160
Why couldn't Eddrf have come over instead of you bitchtits?
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why are they so whiny tho
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>>166345486
Because we aren't making them snacks with our MTs.
Because we don't have MTs and evidently rectal assault is the only way they can behave around others. The autism bar goes back to full otherwise.
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>>166345160
lol what? Have you been to meg lately? they post gay pics, bitch about bioware and spend half the thread saying they "want to fuck that femtur"

They are a bunch of cynical assholes who treat meg like their personal safespace.

If they are men, they're some lonely ass faggots
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>>166347669
At least they post something compared to this shell of a thread.

They aren't triggered by good looking men like we are.
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>>166348886
There aren't that many handsome men in ME. I mean of course theirs Shepard, and I guess some people would consider James attractive, but I can't think of anyone else.
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>>166349525
>Garrus
>Not sexy as fuck

It's almost like you don't know who the real husbando of that series is.
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>>166349707
He looks like something you would call an exterminator for.
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>>166349707
I was talking about humans
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>>166349874
If this was /meg/, you'd be dead from a headshot.

>>166350045
Nobody plays ME for the shitty humans, they play it for that alien puss and cock. Humans are automatically average and shit tier.
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>>166350171
>Nobody plays ME for the shitty humans
I-I do
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swaps55.tumblr.com/post/91050192248/the-thing-i-wrote-in-retaliation-for-the-thing-you
Since we're talking about ME now...

My heart feels all fuzzy anons
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Those templars killed my husband and stole his wedding ring!
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>>166350287
But why when the aliens are five times better?
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>>166350514
That is some tasteful smut

>>166350849
Then get a thicker blanket..... Wait no.

>>166351006
I like petite brunettes, and punk/goth/rock girls.

To me, she's perfect.
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>>166349525
Are you fucking shitting me?
ME3 is /hm/
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>>166351661
who then? Kai leng and his stupid glasses? James and his shitty tattoos? Joker and his..... bones?
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>>166351587
Oh well, suit yourself. More dexro-juices for me.
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>>166352310
>Jacob
Ugh gross fucking kys
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>>166352507
Its a black movie, did you really expect less?
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>>166353474
Well if it's a black movie, I'd actually expect more than just one black guy.
>>
>>166353889
ME doesn't have many options.
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>>166354373
You kidding? they had way to many.
James, Cortez, traynor, Kelly, fucking allers, Thane, and Jacob.

all superfluous
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>>166354535
James, Cortez, Allers, Kelly and Thane aren't black.

James, Cortez, and Allers are clearly wetbacks who jumped the border.

Thane's a fucking green alien man.

Traynor could either be black or a fucking Pajeet but my guess is that Traynor is more Pajeet than nigger.

And Kelly is so white she make's rice look like it's got bad credit and steals rims.
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>>166354923
Allers is supposed to be latina?

Also Kelly fucked a varren. that's literally beastiality
>>
>>166354923
There is no "border", the three North American nations united in the ME universe. Cortez is from Venezuela I think
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>>166348886
"We" don't dislike good looking men, we dislike obnoxious spamming, pedophile defending landwhales

The sooner you all kill yourselves and leave /dag/ for good posters who actually contribute to the thread, the better
>>
>>166355063
Still doesn't mean her fire crotch self isn't so white she's clear. The bitch probably burns under the lights of the Normandy.

>>166355320
It still doesn't change the fact that they're still beaners, not porch monkeys.
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>>166356138
I just felt like arguing semantics desu
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>>166356106
There is nobody else who contributes to the thread, stop kidding yourself.
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>>166356832
Stay deluded
>>
>>166356982
Then who comes and actually contributes to this thread beside Merril's true husband, Screenshot nigger, and Solaswhale?
>>
>>166357210
Tulpa, Liarabro, Jackbro, maybe new posters would show up too if they didn't have to see gay shit every day
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>>166357387
Don't forget me.
>>
>>166357210
>>166357387
>Merril's true husband
>Jackbro
Both me.
Like I've said, I have a thing for petite brunettes.
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>>166357543
Who the fuck could forget you?

Nah jk you're alright.
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>>166357387
Liara-faggot and Jack's true husband are just spillover from ME's thread. Hell, they contribute even less since nine times out of ten they're talking about ME, you know, the game that already has a well-established thread.

At least the people who you are bitching about are posting about the game the thread is about.
>>
How do I suck so much at Inquisition?
I'm level 23 Archer and still get my shit handed to myself
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>>166357673
Why would anyone who's not an obnoxious landwhale want to talk about sjw garbage tho

There's reddit and tumblr for your kind, cunt
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>>166357673
>Jack's true husband are just spillover from ME's thread.
I talk about DA plenty. I post cute pics of Merrill, milf Morrigan, AND also Dorfs.
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Reminder to ignore the 'people' who complain about ME waifus because they're just jealous womyn who can't get laid
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>>166357796
Really? I used to always play warriors but in my latest playthrough I chose to be a bow and arrow rogue. And I'm killing shit so fast.

Fucking every single one of my hits are criticals
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>>166357853
When have any of those people ever talked about sjw shit?

Face it, you're triggered by handsome men.
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>>166358054
After a year here, I noticed that /dag/ 'girls' are always
>triggered by rape
>triggered by opinions
>triggered by beautiful women
>triggered by politics

They are by definition terrible posters who should be exterminated
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>>166358054
Not him but who exactly would you consider a handsome da male? Alistair I get. Anders is ugly, fenris is also pretty ugly. Solas is REALLY ugly. And Cullen looks retarded in DAI

But then of course they ruined Alistair.
So what are you left with? Dorian?
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>>166358190
>triggered by politics
Not a woman but why would we be talking about politics in a general devoted to a game about magic and dragons n'shit?
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>>166358234
That's the thing, they're so far gone they have no taste or self-respect left
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>>166358190
Haven't you ever thought that they get pissy because you dumbasses get your thongs bunched up over a picture of a ghoulish Elven man?
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>>166358440
Well maybe you should get 'pissy' in tumblr

Nobody wants to see your pedophile husbando or read your pms rants
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>>166358234
>Solas is REALLY ugly
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>>166358870
>hambeasts shlick to this

How?
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>>166358017
Maybe I need to farm better gear, any ideas?
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>>166358870
You never got propositioned by a guy that look like that?
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Let's all talk about elven lore!
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>>166360746
That shit killed DA

Only mentally ill hambeasts care about video game 'lore' anyway
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>>166360936
DA was always about elven lore from the start, you fucking refugee
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>>166360746
I wish they would make a prequel game in the Arlathan days, at least I wouldn't have to see Leliana again.
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>>166358234
Blackwall is cute.
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>>166357904
>cute pics of Merrill
Ah, so you do realise elves are superior after all.
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>>166366009
My mom has a fridge magnet of the original version of this drawing
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>>166363171
That is very rude anon, do you want Leliana to spank you?
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>>166366009
kill yourself
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>>166366130
Gustav Klimt's 'The kiss'
Utterly raped by the landwhales
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I am so sorry—sorry for what I’ve done, and even more sorry for what is to come. Forgive me.

I love you, Papa.
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>Shitposts all sunday while I was awake
>Shitposts all night while I was asleep
>Still at it now
This guy is a bot
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>>166368495
he doesn't even play the game he shitposts all day through his mobilephone
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>>166366009
No just Merrill, and Galadriel.
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>>166368495
He's a delusional, angsty wigger with an inferiority complex and feels threatened by god only knows. There wasn't even anything to reply to here because it was all just him jacking off into his own mouth over and over again.
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>>166371804
He didn't say anything wrong tho
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Good morning!
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Feel that too? All empty inside, like.
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Good morn' to you all. What's new on the agenda today?
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>>166376025
qt's!
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>>166374283
Good morning!
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I wish DA could have cringe level baby shit like ME does.
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>>166377941
You mean stuff like this?
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>>166378105
But see that's a normal human child. I mean the freakish monstrosities that come from people who want to think of Turian babies or Drell babies.
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>>166378385
Oh god! What the shit is that? Why would somebody make that?

It's basically beastilality.
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>>166378624
You have no idea.
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>>166374520

I do... devil curse me, I do...

>>166378385

>Human x Drell kids
The result I imagine reminds me of kids with Harlequin ichthyosis. Don't google it.
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>>166378830
Oh for fucks sake

>>166379335
>Harlequin ichthyosis. Don't google it.
Don't need to. I wish I didn't know what it was.

They look like demons
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>>166378830
KILL IT
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>>166379335
>>166379753
>>166380494
Where's DA's collection of abomination kids, huh?
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>>166380621
Closest I can think of are those a/b/o fanfics where qunari impregnate human men, but the babies are full qunari I think
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I'm so fucking depressed </3
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>>166380790
That's a very missed opportunity.
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>>166376025
Exterminating all landwhales so that we can turn /dag/ into /meg/-2 <3
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>>166382019
I am too. The only times I feel happy is when I post waifus

At least they'll never abandon me(like my lying son of a bitch ex-gf, who went to an out of state college, gave a fake fucking number and is now dating someone exactly like me except he's a fucking whale and a soft handed faggot whos never even been in a fight.)

I'm sorry that got away from me
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>>166383164
D-...do you want to talk about this?
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>>166383164
He's probably weak-willed and lets her walk all over him anyway.
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>>166383164
That's what you get for falling for the 3d meme. They are all lying and backstabbing bitches.
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>>166383493
There's nothing else to talk about. I just gotta live with it

>>166383865
Probably, I knew him in HS and he was the typical fat class clown

>>166384084
You're right. Vidya waifus can't hurt you like RL bitches
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>>166384084
Yep, women are disgusting creatures
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>>166384536
>You're right. Vidya waifus can't hurt you like RL bitches
Miranda cucks you, Leliana doesn't even love you that much, Morrigan let you suffer until Witch Hunt was released
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>>166384646

>cherrypicking
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>>166384646
Vidya women have to be realistic in some way for believability.
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>>166384646
Iwish morrigan would cuck me
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>>166384646
I didn't romance miri or lel, and when i bought DAO all the dlc was already out, so...
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>>166385320
You'll enjoy DA4 because solas x morrimythal will be a thing.
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>>166385589
solas dont date sub-elves
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>>166385589
Kill yourself
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>>166385689
As if Bioware is able to keep cannon straight in their own world.
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>>166385589
>>166385689

Morrigan hates elves
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Enough of this gay fairy shit, post pics of waifus
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>>166385865
DA is the gayest rpg i've seen but here take a pic anyways
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>>166386194
Post actually good games instead
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>>166386240
sure
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>>166386194
Is it because of the homo everywhere or because it's a piss game?
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>>166386471
At least it's not Solascancer I suppose
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>>166386602
I haven't played Inquisition and I'm leaning on not wanting to unless DA4 comes out, but what is so bad about Solas? Is he the elven version of Anders Muhammad Alfahkir?
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>>166386869
He's literally a bald pedophile and posting him summons his obnoxious hambeast fangirls
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>>166386471
the games arent really bad, its gay becuz theres a plenty of faggotry in every game.
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>>166386947
If he's so bad then why does he have fangirls?
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>>166386869
>Is he the elven version of Anders Muhammad Alfahkir?
Actually he's more like the elven Hitler. He wants to literally kill all other races in order to bring back the glory days of his people
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>>166387259
We've been over this already

They're so ugly and unlovable in real life they literally have no self respect
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>>166387259
He's literally Thedas' Hitler. That's why people don't like him. The autistic rage you're seeing here has no real explanation
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>>166387259
I have no idea why. He's a racist, arrogant ,genocidal asshole
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So cute
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>>166387491
There is an explanation. Women are retarded and despicable by nature
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>>166387364
>>166387436
>>166387491
Why the fuck would you want that kind of a behavior as a companion? Can you tell him to fuck off and kill him?

Also, he's an idiot if he's blaming the failure of his race on the success of others. He sounds no different than black people who support black lives matter bullshit.
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>>166387783
Landwhales shlick to him because he has power, it's literally the same as with Alistair. Make sure to tell every Solasfag you see to kys for the sake of our general, anon
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>>166387783
>Can you tell him to fuck off and kill him?
Sadly no, you can punch him though.
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>>166388213
That mean's he is one of those shitty "really important Golden child" characters, isn't he?
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>>166389029
Yes
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Jesus Christ.
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>>166389217
i know
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>>166389282
Those earrings are some goa'uld fare.
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>>166389120
Inquisition fucking dropped.
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Liara?
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Living together with Morrigan and Jack and they bossing your around all day and letting you do slightly lewd things to them as a reward sometimes

or

Living together with Merrill and the insecure bitch elf that wakes you up at Haven in DA:I and they being your bimbo slaves to use whenever and for whatever you want
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>>166395295
Fucking off to /meg/ and staying there
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>>166395478
>>166395478
>>166395478
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>>166395295
Can I make Merrill tranquil?
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>>166395295
Marrying Liara and Morrigan, making them birth your children, and living as a family in a comfy space station
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>>166395839
>polygamy
Pretty up there in degeneracy m8.
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>>166396171
Well they're not filthy subhuman degenerates themselves so it's ok

Morri probably needs her space anyway so I would occasionally fuck her while cuddling with Liara the rest of the time
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>>166396171
It would probably be weird threesome mind melding. High levels of degeneracy
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>>166395295
Merrill, i can't resist elves, and they being slaves on top of that, oh bby.
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>>166397246
Let me guess: Quarianfag?
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>>166395839
>Birth your children
I don't think Asari work like that and
>Marrying
neither does Morrigan
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>>166399223
Who cares about what they want, any bitch will become submissive after you break her
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>>166399346
But you are a beta bitch posting on /dag/ and Asari literally cannot birth children even on gunpoint
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>>166399346
Are you sure that delicate ass of yours wouldn't be broken instead?
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>>166399414
>>166399223
As in give birth? Why wouldn't they be able to?
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>>166399223
I think Asari can fuck anything and anyone and get pregnant, they are also seen different by every species to appear attractive to them. It's just that in Liara's case that doesn't work.
If you could see them for what they really were, you would probably see a slimy squid with arms. I can't believe people actually waifu this shit.
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>>166399491
t.triggered tumblrwhale
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>>166400090
You don't sound triggered at all right now
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>>166400235
Well good, I'm not.
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>my waifu is getting dragged into this shitfest now
Why...
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>>166399414
Wait. How do they produce children then?
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>>166400645
It's shitposting. The codex doesn't go into specifics, but presumably they have some sort of birth canal
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>>166400338
>insulting a popular waifu for no reason other than jealously
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>>166400097
>t.triggered tumblrwhale
I can feel you throwing a tantrum from there. For your parents' sake, I hope that you're at least heavily medicated.
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>>166400902
..Well, if there is a birth canal, that's what a vag is.
Gross. For some reason my brain went to how birds excrete waste and it made me think of whether or not Asari would have the same set up.
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>>166401247
I said birth canal instead of vagina because there isn't any need for insemination, since they get the genetic information in a different manner. Semantics, I guess

Salarians actually do have cloacae, but asari don't
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>>166395295

My grandma used to say it's better to be an honest bitchboy than a fake alpha...
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/dag/ my love..I am awake from my deep slumber and ready to embrace you..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUwPLxsp7Y
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>>166384646
>Miranda cucks you
Wait... she does?
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>>166395295
I do like elves but I think what it really comes down to is if it's ME2 or ME3 Jack, I don't care for Morrigan and I prefer Jack bald and crazy.
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>>166404676
It's implied that she liked that guy form her loyalty mission something fierce, and that her father may have been molesting her.

Also, from another thread:
Yes, though I wager they actually never have sex.
Every other character gets something that alludes to intercourse except for Jack. You just hug and hold her.

Jack probably fucks her students more than Jackfag Shepards.

Does this mean there's not actually a Jack romance path? Just Jack "Really good friends" path?

Being Male Shepard is suffering.
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>>166384646
Morrigan is a confirmed slut, you may have impregnated her but she's almost definitely fucking royal palace guys.

I like how it's assumed we cuck her back, leaving after being a great dad and eveyrthing.

Please Bioware, make the waifus suffer more
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>>166406212
So is there a single pure ME waifu?
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>>166406212
>Jack probably fucks her students more than Jackfag Shepards.
>>166406345
>Morrigan is a confirmed slut
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>>166395295
definitely Jack and Morrigan
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>>166394371
shes nice
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>>166406212
FemShep rules again.
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>>166405665
kys
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>>166409350
Triggered by my patrician taste?
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>>166409256
>FemShep rules again.
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>>166409607
how can you like bald Jack yet not like Morrigan?
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>>166409652
The one true husband never cucks Shep, always loves Shep, admires Shep, and always stays by Shep.
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>>166409652
>better VA
>has the best romance

broshep is just not on the same level
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>>166409759
Morrigan is just an asshole.
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>>166410513
not really

>>166410372
oh please everybody know's Tali, Garrus, Jack and Liara are the best romances and Male shep can get 3 of those 4
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>>166410513
Awww did she hurt your manly feelings?
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Hue. This place is chock full of some aggression today.
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>>166411405
its a good thing, angry posters are active posters
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>>166410971
Jack is nowhere near the level of romance of Liara, Garrus, and Tali.
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>>166410971
Yes, really. Morrigan was like a immoral libertarian social darwinist on crack and romancing her meant jerking off her ego, the only thing she got going for her was her looks.
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>>166411586
Yes, Jack is miles ahead of those shitty normalfag romances.
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>>166411875
Deus vult!
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>>166411875
>/pol/ terms
Can you go back?
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>>166411993
>Yes. Jack is miles behind those better romances.

FIFY.
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>>166412115
Those are /pol/ exclusive terms?
Good luck on that art major.
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>>166412115
Grow up, I was describing her rotten personality and shit tier philosophy.
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>>166414218
>>166414301
Samefag
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>>166414301
>Implying she was wrong in most cases
Maybe you should stop being a pussy.
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>>166414335
You're adorable.
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>>166414335
I like how you do everything you can to avoid facing the truth about Morrigan, it's either a /pol/ conspiracy or someone samefagging for whatever reason.
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>>166414749
I hear that a lot
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>>166414741
I think it takes more balls to have ideals and stand for something than just being an asshole like Morrigan is. I love how butthurt she gets if you don't agree with her.
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>>166414801
I wasn't even indicating that I don't like her personality, just that anon has a very sensitive set of words that he's used to. Or is outright retarded.
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>>166415109
Helping a bunch of people that cry because a single guy rips them off their money instead of letting them handle it themselves, for example, is just wasting your time. Those people are total weaklings and would just run into the next ""problem"" a few days later because they didn't learn shit.
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>>166414335
the morigan samefag is the same person that posts jack. he posts here 24x7 for some reason
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>>166415936
Everyone here is him, even you
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>>166414218
To be fair I have never seen anyone describing an RPG character with those.
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>>166416474
How else would you describe Morrigan? That's the core of her personality.
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>>166418080
It's what Flemeth hammered into her head and she is beginning to question it, you just never even bothered to get to know her. But I actually agree with the survival of the fittest part, in a world like Thedas at least.
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>>166418302
Finally her true gender comes to light.
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>>166418080
She is a tsun with a fragile core. It's literally the same shit as jack with less tattoos and more gaider memes.
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https://funko.com/blogs/news/london-toy-fair-reveals-mass-effect
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>>166419790
gross
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>>166419972
umm...... if you hate strong independent womyn get out???
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>>166419790
I think we're supposed to be getting DA ones too. Didn't read the article, so not sure if it mentioned that.
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>>166419790
The fuck is this it's just an ugly doll and its name is the only connection to Mass Effect. Doesn't even look like trailer Ryder or anything.
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>>166421727
They're those Funko Pop! figures and are insanely popular right now in retail for some reason. It's just meant to be a silly caricature. The Titan ones that DA came out with were more realistic looking, but ugly as dog shit.
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>>166421637
see ya in 2024
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Galadriel is the only Elf I like.

Merrill is cute, but she's retarded
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Is there a single good female elf? Why are they all dumb as shit the moment they come out with no dick?
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>>166424780
>Is there a single good female elf?
my female dunmer dragonborn was kinda cool
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Geralt senpai..
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So if I tell Morrigan to drink from the well she will become an elven God?
Just what we need, more elven gods.
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>>166425104
>So if I tell Morrigan to drink from the well she will become an elven God?
no.
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>>166425104
You've had a whole one so far.
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>>166424780
um? sometimes female elves have dicks... try to be more considerate pls
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>>166418080
You're not wrong. The only thing I would say is it seems to me that she kind of grows up a bit or softens as the game goes by, and that her limited worldview/philosophy is in line with her isolationist upbringing and being raised by Flemeth
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>>166424780
>the moment they come out with no dick?
you want them to have dicks?
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>>166425162
>>166425175
What about this?

Designer's Notes: This is Flemeth from the previous two games. In this game, Flemeth's story comes to a head -- she knew that Solas would summon her, and that he would need to steal her power to further his plans. She knew that because they are both elven gods...yet Solas has slept for a thousand years and his power dwindled, while she was killed long ago and a spark escaped from her into the body she now holds. She has nurtured that spark, and knew that Solas would need it. He was once her oldest friend, but she knows in his drive to save the elven people he will kill anyone -- even her. She intends to let him have the power, so long as she can pass the essence of her god-hood onto Morrigan, a gift Flemeth had always planned for her daughter yet one Morrigan misunderstood as hostile possession.
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>>166425253
stupid flemeth and her shitty parenting
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>>166425320
They wouldn't be so retarded if they had dicks. I'd take back what I said the moment I see a female who isn't retarded.
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>>166425382
>She intends to let him have the power
what a fucking bitch

so i guess it seems DA4 and 5 will be Solas vs Morrigan.

cool i might actually get to see my warden again, or at least his stupid kid
>>
>>166425597
so you want them to have penises?

are you gay?
>>
>>166425697
The Warden is literally a peasant compared to the Inquisitor.
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>>166425382
Does this make sense? If Solas has taken Mythal's "spark" then what is there to pass on to Morrigan? What is godhood if not the power of godhood?
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>>166425948
>The Warden is literally a peasant compared to the Inquisitor.

>Champion
>Spirit Warrior
>Guardian
>Hero of Ferelden
>Prince consort
>Heir to the Teyrnier of Highever
>Chancellor of Ferelden
>Warden Commander
>Champion of Redcliffe
>Arl of Ameranthine
>Teyrn of Gwaren

The inquisitor is a faggot bitch compared to my warden
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>>166425948
Not if he's a noble.
Inquisitor fag was on the right place at the right time and has a following of zealots.

>>166426042
I got this off OP'S pastebin, can't remember the ending at all the that's why I asked
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>>166425801
No, I want them to not be so retarded.
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>>166426353
>Not if he's a noble.
even the Dwarf commoner becomes Paragon

all wardens but the shitty elven ones can be very powerful individuals
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>>166426409
then why do you want them to have dicks?
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>>166426042
Power and souls are different things. Solas just took Flemeth's power because he was weak.

Flemeth died and Mythal's soul got released. It will seek a new recipient. The Evanuris' souls are immortal.

>>166426280
Not him but the Warden is just the Hero of Ferelden. The Inky is the Hero of whole Thedas. He eats archdemons for lunch.
>>
>>166426538
I said 'noble' to rule out faggot elves.
Dorfs are pretty based in Origins, they have the best origin stories.
>>
>>166426667
Because elves with dicks are nowhere near as retarded as the elves with no dicks. All they have to do is not be retarded and I'll be happy with women elves.
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>>166426703
>Not him but the Warden is just the Hero of Ferelden.
says you. its not my fault you failed to accumulate as many titles as possible
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>>166426861
so you want female elves with dicks?
>>
>>166426703
Naw the inquisitor has a whole sect and organisation behind doing all the shit for him. HoF had fuck all and killed way bigger game, even before Bioware went 'dragons so kewl let's put 10 in!'
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>>166427032
Even Sera can solo HoF, just saying.
>>
>>166427032
how many high dragons did the warden kill?

the archdemon
flemeth
"andraste"
the queen of the black marsh
the one right before you enter the mother's lair
100+ drakes/young dragons/dragonlings

am i missing any?
>>
>>166426997
No I want female elves to not be retarded. If they continue to be retarded, I just want them to be dudes so they aren't so retarded.
>>
>>166427290
>Even Sera can solo HoF
pah, lets see how well she fares against my dorf Paragon warden and his legion of Golems

>>166427393
so you just wanna bang elf dudes?
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>>166427304
Plus the Mother and/or the Architect
That looks about it. The dragons didn't armor themselves every 3 minutes like little bitches too. Inquisition went quantity over quality.
>>166427290
kek
>>
>>166426703
It sounds like a soul without power would be effectively nothing if maybe a voice in her ear
>>
>>166427549
I want to bang non retarded elf bitches.
>>
>>166427789
like who?
>>
>>166427908
Any one who is not retarded which is why I asked if there are non retarded elves in DA.
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>>166428082
we're going in circles
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>>166427789
Anon that is lewd.
>>
>>166428172
I know all I wanted to know if there was any non retarded elf bitches in this series cause I have yet to find one.
>>
>>166428269
>that armor
>that choice
could you even be a bigger faggot?

>>166428343
Lanaya from DAO
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>>166428459
>Lanaya
That bitch homely.
>>
>>166428870
then i got nothin. guess DA elves just suck shit.

unlike Tolkien Elves. I have no probelm with them, expect for Arwen but that's Liv Tyler's fault
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>>166429179
Guess I'll stick to my Quarian pussy then.
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>>166429758
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>>166429890
Not my fault she thicc.
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>>166430038
>T
>H
>E
>Dragon
>Age
>Setting

Bioware is lazy.
>>
>>166430038
anyone ever notice their is a city in tervinter named "solas"

maybe that's where he's hiding

>>166430326
meh i though it was alright. at least it doesnt sound stupid.
>>
>>166430240
Anon..
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>>166430326
see
>>166430442
now THAT'S lazy
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>>166430442
Trust me, I know, and I have my own headcannon to how she looks.
>>
>>166430439
Solas doesn't need to hide from the plebs of Thedas anon.
>>
>>166430552
Yeah, I was part of the shop squadron back in ME3 release, good times
>>
>>166430747
>wanting to save solas
fucking kys. seriously.
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>>166430882
Anon he did nothing wrong.
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>>166430747
>Solas
>Friend
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>>166431143
im going to scalp him like the indians did settlers and make him much more bald than he is now
>>
>>166431390
Good luck anon.
>>
>>166431710
No wonder nobody likes you people.
>>
>>166432229
>taking waifufaggotry this serious
>>
>>166432791
No, I just hate you Solasfags.
>>
>>166432791
All video-games without waifus are bad anon.
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I guess this is the final end for us?
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>>166440735
not yet
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>>166441278
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>>166441434
>>
You guys think we should go back to being /wrpg/?

Cause dag is on its last legs. Maybe the name change will help
>>
>>166442548
How about you just fuck off and take all your refugee friends with you instead.
>>
>>166442782
LO AND BEHOLD THERE IS THIS NUG FUCKER.
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>>166442782
But I like dag, imo it's a lot better than meg
>>
>>166443102
>I like dag
>627 posts
>40 posters
>60% of the posts is a jackfag and a liarafag taking turns to complain about landwhales
>>
>>166443319
>taking turns to complain about landwhales
That's fun though.

But I guess I just got sick of meg. It's the same shit every thread.

>bitching about bioware
>Femtur posting
>gay pics every time any other waifu is posted
>newfags coming in asking about the game then leaving when they find out it's going to be shit
>>
>>166443720
Then make your own waifufag general and leave us alone, retard.
>>
>>166443720
That's no different than here.
>>
>>166443874
>and leave us alone, retard.
I don't like seeing generals die

>>166443914
There's far less gay pics here than their has been on meg recently
>>
>>166443914
>Liara/Jack/Morrigan pics every time any other waifu/husbando is posted
>spammers in charge of realizing their own hypocrisy
>>
>>166444114
Why can't we just get along? Waifu fags and husbando fags living in harmony.
>>
>>166444209
Why are you asking me, I'm not the autistic 20 year old who's triggered by Solas for god knows what reason.
>>
>>166444246
Shh, if you say his name the shit posting will begin.
>>
>>166444209
>Waifu fags and husbando fags living in harmony.
I've got no problem with people wanting to post their waifu or husbando, so long as it's not sera, anders or solas.

>>166444246
>Solas for god knows what reason.
It's the people who like him. they're all libshit women, but for some reason they love the dragon age version of Hitler.

>>166444325
Too late
>>
>>166444396
You're not even from /dag/ you fucking child, why should anyone listen to your opinions?
>>
>>166444246
>20 year old
Oh boy. You still think it's me?
>>
Liarafag and Jackfag are LITERALLY whiny 20 year olds who have no power even in /meg/ and are shitting up an even more inactive general as a result because they have no other outlet for their pent-up aggression towards women and men who have waifus they dislike.
>>166444596
I have no reason not to think that. Fuck off.
>>
>>166444535
Because I've played all 3 DA games?

why should I care what you think?
What are your thought provoking credentials?
>>
>>166444209

Waifus Lore and Harmony.
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>>166444651
You do realize their haven't been any Jack or Liara posts in several hours?
>>
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>>166243052
>Please Don't Die ;_; Edition
huh, funny.
>>
https://twitter.com/davidgaider/status/823770824943472640
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>>166444651
I barely post anymore since this shitfest started, let alone waifupost. You're fucking delusional if you think I'm the only one capable of posting Liara pictures
>>
>cute Jack and Liara pictures
>not infinitely better than gay Solas spam by delusional landwhales
>>
>>166444651
One of them is also a literal cuck >>166383164
>>
>>166446823
That explains all the posts about rape and "petite brown haired brunettes". How disgusting.
>>
>>166444651
Both are from meg and magically exactly 20yo. It's like it's the same fucking faggot.
>>
>>166447305
Why would anyone even dump a stud with such a wonderful personality?
>>
>>166447305
>all the posts about rape
I don't think I've ever posted about rape. You must have me confused with someone else.

Also
>brown haired brunettes
Thats a bit redundant. you're literally saying the same thing twice.
>>
>>166447474
He should get a job or something. Or a lobotomy.
>>
>>166447798
cuck
>>
normies get out reeeee
>>
>>166444651
This is why /dag/ should be 25+ only.
>>
>>166448063
So I'm a "cuck" because my ex, who I haven't seen in a long ass time, is dating someone?

Christ.... Some people I swear.
>>
>>166448683
t. cuck
>>
>>166448683
Kek she fucked off and gave you a fake number, she was fucking someone else long before that
>>
>>166448750
>>166448725
Yeah ok, whatever makes you happy.
>>
>>166445357
BW should take notes, who cares about Gaider though. He fell into complete irrelevance. The fuck is beamdog even doing? They actively developed, what, 3 games in total? And all of them are either ancient, shit or both.
>>
>>166448750
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>
>>166448750
cuck
>>
>>166448683
What a cuck.
>>
>jackfag/whalespammer is an actual cuck
kek
>>
>>166449139
>whalespammer
I don't do that, That's someone else.
>>
>>166449248
lel
>>
>>166448898
DA fags are delusional if they think 4 is happening anytime soon. Gaider was the lead writer of DA, a relatively strong going franchise and he decided to leave this position behind to work for literal whos that work on fanfic for games he worked on 50 years ago. You don't just fuck off there if not fora very good reason, no matter what official explanation he was allowed to say. He also said that the new IP is shit in a less drastic way but that's what he meant and that he doesn't want to work on it, which fruther supports that DA is on ice.
>>
Lelfriend was more entertaining than this
>>
>>166449248
>taking turns to complain about landwhales
>That's fun though.

>It's the people who like him. they're all libshit women, but for some reason they love the dragon age version of Hitler.
Sure, cuck.
>>
>>166445357
Great game. Seriously.
>>
If jackfags are cucks, what's the liarafags' major disability?
>>
>>166449462
Being too beta to stay in their own general.
>>
>>166449338
Give him a break, it's hard to be a cuck.
>>
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>>166449338
>>166449630
There's not a single mention about "landwhales" anywhere in that post.

I said I'm not the guy who goes around calling people landwhales, however I do hate solas' stupid motives.

>>166449462
>>166449559
I haven't seen him in a while. I think he died.


Well it's been fun. See you guys tomorrow, that is, if this place doesn't die before then
>>
>>166449713
don't come back
>>
>>166449713
cuck dreams, spammer
>>
>>166449801
aww hey c'mon don't be a dick

>>166449805
I can't remember the last time I had a dream
>>
>>166449892
That tends to happen to cucks. Suicide would help.
>>
>>166449948
>Suicide would help.
I've heard going to bed earlier also helps
>>
The Jackposter did nothing wrong. I hope he doesn't leave this place, he is the only keeping it alive along with the "landwhale" hater.
>>
>>166450026
t. fellow cuck
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>>166450108
>>
>>166450026
>keeping it alive
>by chasing out the posters he doesn't like
/dag/ used to hit about 70 unique IPs in a thread before this shit, now it's only 43. The only thing they're doing is circlejerking and treating /dag/ like their personal blog/echo chamber.
>>
>>166450312
There's also nothing to talk about. plus /dag/ has constantly been on the verge of dying for months
>>
>>166450312
This thread is just bad, the janitors deleted op's image which makes it hard to find it in the catalog.

And ME Andromeda release date is drawing closer so some people are migrating to /meg/.
>>
>>166450609
>And ME Andromeda release date is drawing closer so some people are migrating to /meg/.
You can bet /dag/ will be a lot slower, and die more often when it actually comes out.
>>
>>166450609
Except that most of actual /dag/ posters don't care about Mass Effect.
>>
>>166450816
you don't speak for me
>>
>>166450609
It didn't die when the actually good fantasy game came out. At best, the refugees will permanently fuck off back to their cesspool.
>>
Why are elves such a hot topic for DA fans? lots of us either hate them or love them.

I don't understand the extreme feelings for either side.
>>
>>166451121
I like them because their struggle is relatable.
>>
>>166451176
You're a refugee?
>>
>>166451236
No, Eastern European.
>>
>>166451176
How is it relatable for you? I've often heard them being compared to Jews and gypsies.

Are you a Jewish Gypsy?

>>166451236
I don't see how elves are refugees.
>>
>>166451305
>muh Arlathan
>>
>>166451305
>trying to recover/reconstruct a culture that was destroyed by a superior power (Russian empire/soviets)
>poor
>often subjected to dumb stereotypes by people from wealthier countries
>the Dalish have a lot in common with WW2 partisans
>>
>>166451339
You can't possibly think they're refugees or a city that collapsed thousands of years in the past.

They're nomads not refugees.
>>
>>166451463
>the Dalish have a lot in common with WW2 partisans
How?
>>
700!
>>
>>166451520
They're hiding in the forests and keeping the nation's spirit alive by singing dumb songs and killing the invaders. The squirrels in The Witcher are a more direct equivalent, but the Dalish also have similarities.
>>
>>166451693
That connection to the scoia'tael made a lot of sense.

alright that's kinda cool.
>>
>>166451121
I like them from a lore perspective

I hate that they were so central in DA:I while the other races were ignored

I'm indifferent to/dislike most eleven characters in DA
>>
>>166451793
The squirrels are literally based on Poland's Armia Krajowa/Home Army.
>>
thicc alistair
>>
>>166452138
Morrigan making fun of his weight...
>>
>>166452272
alistair sheepishly asking wynne to let out his clothes a little...
>>
>>166450816
I like DA and ME but if people want to post ME in /dag/ they need to have actual discussions

not random waifu/husbando posting

when andromeda is out I'd rather talk about it with /dag/nas if others want to too, than with neo-MEG shits
>>
>>166453735
I'd rather talk about ME:A with my fellow hamplanets instead of whiny straight males too
>>
>>166453906
Don't you have anything better to do than shitpost on dead generals all day?
>>
>>166453906
>straight males
Who are also actual cucks.
>>
Damn
She farted on my dick
Damn
>>
So I installed a bunch of mods in I question and the game shat itself dragging so bad that I had to unnistall everything. What gives?
>>
>>166456951
What game? Are you playing on a toaster?
>>
I hate neets
>>
>>166457086
Inquisition
Ir never run too good but now it's utterly unplayable
>>
>>166456450
I want my waifu to fart in my face.
>>
New Souls DLC announced, /dag/ will be even dedder soon.
>>
>>166461169
March, same month ME:A comes out. That will be the actual reason it will be dead.
>>
I go to bed early for a change and everything here gets exciting.
You guys are killing me here.
>>
>>166461756
>exciting
Pls link me the part where it starts because I somehow can't see it
>>
>>166461845
Okay, well it's more exciting than being sick.
>>
>>166449305
So was kiki.
>>
What are you thinking?
>>
>I don't need a staff to be dangerous
Subtle feminist agenda at its finest
>>
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>>166468590
>>
>>166461169

>Implying that DLC will be longer than 2 hours
>>
>>166467334
I feel cold
>>
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when do you guys think DA4 will come out?

ive kinda given up hope.
>>
>>166473264
cuck
>>
>>166473285
do you think DA4 will come out anytime soon? like in this decade at least?
>>
>>166473392
Do you think you'll stop being a cuck anytime soon? Like in this decade at least?
>>
>>166473508
so, no?

have their been any hints toward a da4?
>>
>>166473264
Honestly it'll probably be about November when we'll hear news about it.
>>166473285
>>166473508
Really?
>>
>Thread flooded with cucks again

Well we had a good run.
>>
>>166473264
Unironically 2020
>>
>>166474101
>Honestly it'll probably be about November when we'll hear news about it.
>>166474189
>Unironically 2020
jesus. i mean its great that they might actually make it, but when did DAI ocme out? 2014?

will anyone even care about DA 2 or 3 years from now?
>>
>>166474374
cuck
>>
>>166474374
I don't know. Sjws have the attention span of toilet paper, so it probably won't be "in" anymore if it's that far away.
>>
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>>166474492


>>166474540
that's such a damn shame,
>>
>>166474374
>>166474540
Oh, and it came out very late 2014, almost 2015.
I honest to god think we would have heard at least something by now, but the MEA team is such a scatterbrained mess that it fucks everyone else over.
>>
>>166474821
The world would be a better place if Mass Effect was never made.
>>
>>166474821
i remember their was a q&a with a bunch of bioware employees a couple days after trespasser was released and they all talked about, not just Inquisition, but all of DA in the past tense, like they were done with it.

i think its on youtube.
>>
>>
>>166475102
I don't know if that's true or not, but that team feels like a splinter right now.
>>166475298
Nah, I remember when it was posted here and some of us panicked a little.
>>
>>166475610
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>>166475771
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>>166475731
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they actually ended Dragon Age. All my favorite series are ded so I'm used to disappointment. They'd probably ruin Solas by giving him hair anyway.
>>
>>166475943


>>166476029
does he actually have hair? i cant remember. does he even have eyebrows?
>>
>>166476101
>>
>it's a spam episode
/meg/ culture is leaking.
>>
>>166476240


>>166476347
it was to reach the bumb limit, and now we can start a new thread.
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new thread

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>>166479749
aw shit i fucked up

well there's a new thread
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>>166479670
>>166479670
>>166479670

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