Misunderstandings Edition
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News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (IT WILL HAVE WAIFUS EVENTUALLY)
>Tyranny is out
Sales:
NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Getting his eyebrows waxed.
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2PMk0lVU
Friendly reminder that He'll remake the world to suit his desires. His chosen to reign.
first for best girl
We in here!
>2 posts
>already dead
absolutely fucking terrible
>>165936105
I just don't want to post with jackfags.
>>165936105
Believe anon, the posters are coming...
>>165936348
what if i post cass or morrigan instead?
>>165936348
Same
>>165936471
Let's HH.
Cassandra is for white male trevelyan only to give birth to healthy female that will grow to have pale skin green eyes raven hair big breasts nice ass and 1,80m tall DA4 companion
Can some one explain to me why the game decides to cheap me out of my dragon bones in the Deep Roads DLC even when I've both slain a dragon and celebrated its slaying? What bullshit is this?
>>165939096
Just buy them from BE.
>>165939514
That's 8 levels away.
>>165938695
>mfw people don't get Sterling Reputation, A Favor for a Favor and Elite Clientele
>wanted to see male romance options
>played as femquiz
>holy shit they're all terrible
>>165940754
:^(
>>165940418
>mfw people actually give a shit about that ugly horse faced cunt
>>165940848
literally only slightly better than shitlas
>>165940848
is he the gay backstreet boy?
>>165940906
>mfw my male Trevelyan is filling her with babies right now
Cass > Josie > Seragh
>>165941153
There's a straight backstreet boy?
>>165940906
Shittiest taste
>>165941301
>>165941330
>uses faggot inquisitor for bestiality
it's fitting actually
>>165941741
0/20
>>165941301
Josie got shafted in Trespasser. I mean you can marry Sera for God's sake, but Josie just takes you to the opera, whether you romanced her or not.
>>165942630
Nobody likes Josephine. and sera was a self-incert by some retarded bioware employee
>>165942630
I suppose she'd want to have a huge Antivan wedding that lasts for three days or something, but they still should have done more with her than one hug and a kiss. I don't think Solas, Cass, Bull and Dorian have anything other than a small addition to their regular cutscenes either, while Cullen, Sera and Thom get extra stuff like weddings and watching your inquisitor while she sleeps in a totally not creepy way. I don't understand Bioware's logic sometimes.
>>165943337
>mfw meeting Josephine's retarded ass poverty stricken family
>>165943172
I... I like Josephine :'(
>>165943337
And yeah I guess. I guess I was just hoping for more, it's a good job the rest of that DLC was pretty good.
who's /MEG/ here?
>>165943841
this guy >>165934738it's me
>>165943841
Shut up Meg
>>165943953
i knew a girl named meg, she never understood why people always told her to shut up until she watched family guy like a year ago
:3
>>165944647
you ever try that mod that gives cole facial hair?
>>165934545
Tulpa's trying to create his own version of a werewolf.
>>165943946
>>165943841
How many of theirs did we pick up?
>>165944804
Well, now he looks completely fucking homeless.
Good morning new /dag/
>>165945262
>How many of theirs did we pick up?
i think it's only like 2 or 3
i havent seen the liara poster in a while
>>165945576
do you live in Australia or something?
I'm gonna marry /dag/!
>>165945801
Maybe anon.
>>165945974
Don't do it, the romance scenes are shit.
>>165943841
>>165946219
I'll get the money when it dies though.
>mfw /dag/ used to be normal before obnoxious solasfags drove good posters out
can our general still be saved?
>>165947251
What's he pointing at? His shoes?
Yeah look at all the solasposts ITT like omg lol
>>165948123
I don't know. I just got a gif from the golddigger music video. The joke worked in my head I promise. ;_;
>>165947939
It's dead and shit and beyond saving
Everyone is going to move to /meg/ after the new game comes out anyway
>>165948217
>a couple of weeks ago
>50% of the thread is some neet landwhale posting solas
truth hurts huh
>Hating the best character in Inquisition
He is even better than Leliana and I rarely say that.
>>165948807
t. cuck
>>165948807
kys faggot
>>165948414
I'm not because I don't even plan on getting it.
>>165949891
sholdnt you be posting in tumblr or something?
>>165949802
Solas did nothing wrong.
>>165950230
This bit made me wonder about DA4. Like how are you supposed to stop someone who can turn you into stone with a thought? Seems a bit overpowered.
>>165950230
hes literally hambeast bait
Shittiest character in DA by far
>>165950446
It's Bioware. They will do something nonsensical like-
>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that makes you immune to Solas' power
>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that can trap Solas for eternity
>Find it and defeat a god blah blah..
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>165951479
>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that makes you immune to Solas' power
It's either going to be that or you'll find another ancient elven god hanging out who'll agree to help you for some inane reason. But yeah, you probably just guessed the end game of DA4, yay. :p
People whose DA waifu isn't Morri, Leliana or Merrill should be gassed for /dag/'s sake
>>165952875
>Merrill
Nys
>>165952875
>Leliana
kys
>>165952974
>>165953259
How is your diabetes?
>>165953338
Morri, Merrill and Cass are 10x better than all other females you can bang in their respective games
Morrigan is the best overall
>>165952875
I just realized the Trespasser dlc didn't mention anything about Morrigan. What is she doing currently?
>>165953734
Becoming the new vessel of Mythal, getting ready to murder Solas
>>165953734
living happily ever after with the warden
plus this >>165953847
>>165953847
But Mythal and Fen'Harel are friends.
>>165953961
not no more
>>165953338
In addition, husbandofags are pure cancer and should kys immediately
>>165950209
Shouldn't you?
>>165954239
Wow how cancerous of you
>>165954537
You should add a paragraph or two about how much you hate all men
That would make a more convincing landwhale impression
>>165954685
I wasnt trying to.
you guys think we'll ever see Sten(Arishok) again?
Hey anons, I completed DA:I when the game was released, now I am thinking of doing a second run but I still don't know which race/sex/class to pick, so far I created a male qunari warrior, should I keep going with him or is there a more interesting way to play?
>>165958976
If you don't mind having a companion that fills the same niche as you sure, there's not much dwarf content outside DLC and pretty much every elf NPC you meet is a cunt or unimportant. Also femqun is maximum qt
>>165945649
He probably just lurks now.
>>165947251
I don't understand.
>>165950209
>not wanting to get ~tumblr in space~ the game
Christ. /dag/ needs a Kōtotsu to do a mass sweeping.
>>165953634
This is true
>>165959871
I was trying to make a gold-digger joke, but I couldn't find a decent gif :(
>>165953634
>Merrill
>moeblob blood mage who took every possible bad decision
>good LI
I understand that the other options are a walking bunch of STDs, an illiterate emo and a terrorist abomination but come on.
>>165960430
There's no .gifs with rappers tossing money in the air or women showering in gold coins?
>>165960836
I was looking for one from the music video for gold-digger so it would be a bit more obvious. You can see how well that worked.
>>165959871
>He probably just lurks now.
I've posted a bit
>>165958976
>Avvar DLC
I hope you pirated this shit.
DA2 and ME3 kind of killed my love of Bioware. I have no intention of buying any of their SJW games anymore unless reviews are fantastic.
>>165956208
How can he be Arishok if he doesn't even have horns?
>>165972949
I thought having no horns means being meant for greatness or something.
>>165972949
Did he grow some in the comics or something? I'm gonna look.
>>165961163
I fully understand.
>>165966351
Well, good. Hope you finished your Mom's Pi-calendar.
>>165972949
>>165974389
Nope.
>>165974571
Anyone got a link to that comic? It sounds too retarded to believe. Why is Isabela in it?
>>165960743
what else are you going to stick your dick in? the personification of an std?an elven sadist? a TERRORIST?
a rivalrymanced Merrill is the only answer
>>165975450
why is varric in it?
>>165969460
same
>>165972949
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Qunari
Hornlessness is a rare genetic variation in Qunari, akin to red hair in humans. Those born without horns are considered special and are often given prestigious roles in Qunari society such as a Ben-Hassrath or an envoy to the other races.[7] Sten, who became a companion of the Warden as a soldier of the Beresaad, falls into this category. Culturally, Qunari associate not having horns with being imposing or scary, and because of this Tal-Vashoth often decide to remove their own horns.[8] Likewise, Saarebas, the Qunari mages, have their horns removed to warn of their danger.[9]
>>165975807
Merrill is the only character more retarded than Anders.
>>165974389
I'm finally making a bit of progress on it
>>165975807
>rivalrymance
How does this work exactly? I'm picturing you treating the LI like shit and still getting your dick wet, but that's probably not quite right
>>165976364
>not loving giving her Stockholm syndrome
>>165975450
She and Varric go on Maritime adventures with Alistair to find information on Maric.
>>165976538
I dont love characters that are retarded.
>>165976485
see
>>165976538
i remember i took her into the fade and she betrayed me, later when she was apologizing i threatened to kill her
the next time we spoke i flirted with her and it was alright.
>>165976813
i think it says a lot about me considering i loved treating her like shit, then making sweet gentle love to her
>>165976485
You had to wait til this month for parts, yeah?
And yes, that's what my understanding of rivalmancy is.
>>165976863
>being mean to Merrill
How? It's like kicking a puppy
>>165976880
I don't think that's exactly how relationships are supposed to work...I've got everything I need, I just need to build the case
>>165977268
>How? It's like kicking a puppy
you're right. she is like a puppy. and like a puppy she MUST be trained, and shown right from wrong.
>>165976335
So retcon, got it.
>>165976683
Popular characters on fanservice adventure!
Why is Alistair such a shit king? Why am I not surprised?
>>165977380
So are you consistently an asshole to her, or only when she does stupid things?
>>165977603
i'm not heartless, it's only when she does stupid things.
it's not my fault she does lots of stupid things
>>165977739
Okay, that makes more sense
alright ya bunch of homos
give me ONE good reason why i shouldn't make Anora queen.
>/meg/ refugee Jack posters
>random anime poster
>gay Qunari posters
>Mansandra posters
>Female Pajeet posters
>cringe Cull posters
>more female Pajeet posters
>underage Cole posters
>edgy Lel posters
>Hitler, the bald elf posters
>drugged Meredith posters
>Morigan, the literal slut posters
>more gay Qunari posters
>disgusting Merril posters
Who else is missing today?
>>165978338
>>/meg/ refugee Jack posters
it's just oneme
>Morigan, the literal slut postersalso me
>disgusting Merril postersuh.... i had nothing to do today
>>165978338
Liara
I barely remember DA2. I remember telling that daft bitch to not do blood magic. She said ok then later on she goes 'tee hee blood magicks lel'.
What the fuck was she thinking?
>>165978741
that's why you need to treat her like shit. like more than you think you should.
>>165978282
Vagina like a bear trap.
Son of a commoner.
Probably barren too.
>>165978865
>Vagina like a bear trap
lol wut?
>Son
Yet she has a vigina
>Probably barren too.
I've heard it was actually cailin who was firing blanks
>>165979284
Oh my mistake on the 'son'
She's a mean bitch, she'd be a demon in the sack.
Cailan was probably putting it in the wrong hole.
>>165978619
you should post your waifu more its better than gay DA shit
it's also hilarious how she always triggers the jelaous hambeasts
Are there any sliders for extremely girly looking elf boys around?
What should I do until Andromeda comes out?
>>165980589
There are so many games out there man
>>165980489
Turn the faggot slider 360 degrees and walk away
>>165980589
shitpost on /dag/
>>165980589
Take up a hobby
>>165980940
>>165980589
Like cooking!
>>165980589
Masturbate
>>165980589
Learn how to use a soldering iron
>>165980589
Play VtMB if you haven't already. Now that's a RPG.
>>165977404
I would be willing to bet being raised in a barn, then trained as a soldier would have something to do with it.
>>165978282
Logic says that she would be pretty good at it.
>>165980214
My hamhocks jiggle everytime I see the way you spell "jealous", Love.
>>165980589
Post you're waifu and a song.
I am going to mod DA:O. Give me some mods. I already found one.
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage/mods/1464/?
>>165986451
Just stop now and rape an alley cat
>>165986451
Look in the OP
>>165986615
I would if I was born a degenerate like you.
>>165986675
Thanks!
>>165995178
Detele hits
How do we make this place more appealing to /meg/ newcomers, bros?
We need more people
>>165999668
post more femshep, they love her
>>166000003
swampbeast is not allowed here
>>166001551
I'm willing to start posting her if that means getting rid of you vermin.
What a shit general. Is it ever active? Everytime I search for this general it is always at the bottom of the catalog. What is the point of keeping it alive when people aren't actively discussing stuff? Elder Scrolls, Witcher, Fallout and Mass Effect generals are so active compared to this dead corpse.
>>166003108
DA is garbage and /dag/ is only sustained by hatred of sjws and landwhales
Thursday, I don't care about you...
hee hee hee....... oops!
>>166003108
Can we really call those generals you mentioned alive when they are sustained by 75% waifuposting?
Left or right? What do you think looks better?
>>166007081
Right.
>>166007081
>>166007173
>>166007339
Thanks, overhauling my inquisitor, build, party, specs, and gear right now so I thought it'd be best to get the face out of the way right away and I'm pretty happy with it
>>166007706
She's kawaii
>>166007761
ty I based her on pic related
I hate neets.
>>166008287
Then kys and we have one less
>I'll be 30 when ME:A comes out and therefore too old for BW games
Sigh
>>166003108
Alive by cancer. Not worth it.
>>166008571
Dad?
>>166008631
>Not worth it
And constant Solas spam by neet landwhales is?
>>166009113
Sure hasnt happened that recent for constant.
>>166009113
Women can't be neets, staying at home is what they are usually destined to do.
>>166009232
That only applies to women who aren't repulsive and can actually get a man
Post inquisitors
This is the worst birthday ever.
>>166009718
How old
>>166009782
26
It's all downhill from now, I want off this ride
>>166010010
It's never been uphill
>>166010027
Touché
>>166009591
Say something nice about my elf twink
>>166011254
Coote puppy eyes. Reminds me of someone but I'm not sure who, maybe some literal who actor.
>>166011254
His boyfriend loves his bum.
>>166002283
A last resort, but one that feels ever imminent.
>>166007882
How with the nose though?
>>166008571
Your life ends at 30 and you can't have fun anymore. Ever.
>>166009506
OCD?
>>166009591
>One and a half years ago
>>166009718
Happy shitty birthday...
>>166009591
His eyes remind me of my Dad's.
I probably should have kept other screenshots of my inquisitor.
>>166009718
Happy Birthday, anon.
>>166011254
Elijah Wood-ish.
>>166012603
>>166012710
Thanks.
I'm buying myself a new graphics card.
Screw playing Inquisition at 16fps average.
>>166013510
I hope your CPU ain't shit because DA:I is also pretty CPU intensive.
>>166013510
Ouch. How old is the current one?
>>166014387
Laptop gaymen bought in 2013, not my choice but I move from country to country a lot.
Well this game is optimized as shit too. It auto detects as everything as 'high'.
>>166014378
>>166015169
Are both of these easy enough to replace in a laptop though?
there are people on /dag/ right now that trusted an elf
>>166016472
Never had a laptop. But CPUs are my least favorite part to upgrade no matter what. It's so easy to break something with their one gorillion pins.
>>166017037I fell in love with one.
>>166016472
It's a y510p, it supports SLI
Fastest way to farm t3 armor schematics? I'm running through the dark roads looting farming the chests Lotta chests, but pretty time consuming
Don't ded on me yet.
>>166017501
me too
dumpin pics to stay alive
>>166022968
>>166023093
>>166023209
>>166023371
>>166023502
>>166023620
>>166023747
>>166023867
>>166024060
>>166024232
>Want to play through Inquisition with all my choices from the previous games
>Can't because I have to link my Origin account with my Xbone account and nu-Origin doesn't have the "Sign up to Facebook/Xbox Live/PSN menu
help
>>166024356
>>166024360
don't know how
>>166024484
>>166024605
>>166024730
>>166024851
Thanks for hitting the image limit early omg
>>166025005
>>166025139
>>166025153
i can't remember the last time /dag/ reached the image limit.
either way, ill post a couple more pics then stop
>>166025295
>>166025139
Takes me back to the time where someone kept complaining that I ruined the thread by posting too much waifu and that it would hit the image limit too early because of it...
>>166025464
probably some jealous hambeast got triggered by seeing attractive women
>>166025464
Everyone got skittish after the time of the Great Reportfaggotry. Then there was the elf spam, and pnp spam.
>>166026238
You spelled it right. Nicely done.
don't die
>>166030760
Don't tell me what to do
Say bad things about your favorite character.
>>166033496
Tulpa is a faggot
>>166033496
Her vag is probably drier than the Mojave.
PoE2 kickstarter soon, finally a reason to stay alive.
>>166034117
Is this going to be as blue-pilled and lame as the last one?
Good morning /dag/, I think I am running out of Leliana images
>>166038212
If you ever risk running out of pictures of your waifu, you don't really love her.
I don't want to make Varric sadBut I like Loghain
>>166033986
The kind that HHs with girls.
>>166038262
I'll never run out of cute Solas' pictures.
>>166033986
He real tho.
>>166038262
>922 images
1,000 soon...
We are dying..
>>166044330
only qts can save us
>>166044521
friendly reminder that Dwarves are master race
>>166042398
Can you provide proof for that claim?
>>166046385
Yeah, they aren't faggot humans or even faggotter knife-ears.
>>166047231
I didn't quote who you think I quoted but I agree nontheless
All the great melodies of Dragon Age universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs2r55kkobQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2PMk0lVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFEVbfCcOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IR2k6-_Hmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h60f3OvjLwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKwLkEGjhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-cejhqJ1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZZpP73eZg
>>166047542
All shit
>>166047542
If only the games were as good as the music
>>166047542
>gremlin face
>>166045592
Elves > Dwarves
HEY
>>166056352
Go away
Who /about to switch to meg/ here ?
>>166057821
I go back and forth everyday
>>166057821
You, hopefully
dragon age except anders gets lynched instead
Is Siege of Draonspear worth it?
I'll miss you /dag/.
>>166059706
Do it faggot. Jump.
>>166059706
It's crazy how the Witcher got better with every game and dragon age just kept getting worse
What's the best warrior specialization in inquisition? I went twnmplar so I hope I didn't fuck up too hard.
>>166063549
Champion is best, temps are kinda worthless later in the game
>>166009591
wow...... my daddy...........
>>166061583
Except you're wrong because DAI is better than 2.
>>166065892
Can we just admit that DA2 was a mistake?
>>166065892
comparing shit to shit isn't very productive
>>166065769
You must be 18+ to post here. Are you aware of that you underage faggot you?
>>166066282
Calling shit that isnt shit isnt very productive either
>>166066620
>inquisition
>not shit
>>166066859
>Your brain
>Not shit
>>166067050
do you honestly think inquisition isn't a shitty game?
>>166067117
Do you honestly do?
>>166066620
Not him but are you really defending modern Bioware?
>>166067210
This isnt even about Bioware though.
>>166067314
It's a pissing contest, you silly goose.
Opinions, etc etc.
>>166067189
yes.
everything from ending the mage-templar war by ending a small disbute, to having the most retarded villain ever, made inquisition just as bad as da2
>>166067545
Yeah look how productive it is.
>>166067582
>Inquisition just as bad as 2
Oh no. It's retarded.
>>166067808
>It's retarded.
yes, dai is retarded
>>166068067
The post was a meme you dip. Like your opinions.
>>166068202
>DAI is an awful game
>meme opinion
bitch please, it's a goddamn fact
>>166068357
Your opinions are not facts
>>166068421
>dai is a crappy game
>opinion
>>166068615
>dai is a crappy game
>not an opinion
Hi MEG!!
>>166068701
>>166068772
So that's going to be your thing now? Just reply with reaction images? Thanks for admitting defeat finally.
Andromeda is just going to be a pandery shitfest and will only open up more of the people you bitch about most to the series and to both generals. Fuckable femturs or not.
Fight me.
>>166033986
>Straight white CIS male
I agree that's fucking gay. What is this, 2009?
>play an hour of Witcher 3
>reach White Orchard
>get bored from the village soundtrack
>suddenly remember the long slog that is Witcher 3 with good parts between long bad parts
>recall the boring Monster-hunting quests and Witcher gear quests
>remember the boring Novigrad quests where you talk to 100 npcs
>recall boring Skellige
>recall it is 100+ boring stuff to reach the good stuff
>the gameplay is monotonous anyway
>stop playing
>alt + f4
>uninstall
>back to /dag/ and Dragon Age
>>166069820
Delet this!
>>166069820
Just die in your sleep you worthless faggot
>>166070247
Calm thine tits.
>>166070369
Make me
>>166070670
MODS
>>166070670
I don't know what to feel about this.
>>166050693
>>166068840
DAI is shit. and da4, if it ever gets made, will be even worse
>>166068772
Get more reaction images, /meg/ faggot.
I hate neets.
>>166074372
I hate you too
>Finish DA2
>the whole ending
I expected nothing, and was still disappointed.
If Inquisition is as bad as people say it is, then DA:O legacy really did die with it's sequels
>>166075234
You'll either think it's just as bad as DA2 or it's a slight improvement.
But it's nowhere near as good as DAO
>bioware couldn't even do star wars right
The company has always been shit, don't kid yourself.
Ah~! My buss buss is twitching!!
>>166077775
wat?
>>166072758
Incorrect.
Who keeps bumping this thread? No wonder I hate neets.
I'm gonna miss you guys...
>>166080382
kys
>>166081139
No. U.
Imagine being so autistic that you willingly hang around a thread for a game series you hate, full of people you hate, for the sole purpose of complaining for weeks on end.
>>166081497
Is it autism or extreme boredom and narcissism?
>>166081497But I love you guys. Who else am I going to bitch about this game with?
>>166082092
>extreme boredom and narcissism
yeah that's me. not sure if I'm autistic.
>>166082848
I bet they talk about this libshit game on reddit a lot
>>166082848
I'm not talking about you then, sweetness.
>>166082990
Why don't I jump in a dumpster full of used, AIDS needles while I am at it.
>>166083234
Well you asked. it's either reddit or tumbler
>>166081497
>>166082092
>>166082848
>>166082990
>>166083234
Samefag. Now this is what I called autism and pathetic.
>>166084101
>samefag
Sure thing.
I guess that's better than being a paranoid fuckwad.
>>166084101
>samefag
just this one >>166082990 is me
>>166084101
I only wish I could have those kinds of conversations with myself.
Will Mass Effect Andromeda keep me busy till DA4?
>>166081497
But I only hate Solasfags and shills
>>166086387
Can you play non Bioware shit?
>>166086387
You should really pick up another game series.
fp shooters
The Witcher
telltale games
Total War
Grand strategy games
Ya know? shit that'll completely take your mind off bioware and it's terrible games.
>>166091737
Don't forget Troika and Obsidian games.
>>166084418
>filename leads to /meg/
;)
>>166092435
>meg
>pathetic
fits 'dunnit?
No but seriously I don't remember where I saved that. If you say it's from meg I believe you.
>>166092352
>Troika games
Mmm Fuck yeah!
Post best girl
>>166093243
What if I post best girls?
>>166069820
>not doing it for Best Boi
>>166093583
I let G.O.D kill the shit out of him after I told him is waifu hated him.
How old is everyone here? I am 22.
>>166093660
>>166093786
Im not even gonna lie, I wanted to kill the shit out of Regis.
>>166093685
I'm 20
>>166040321
M'vhenan...
>>166050693
I'd love to see my dwarf warden force himself on Eva
>>166093583
I ended up reinstalling it because I have nothing else to play.
>>166059706
>good posters leave
>/m*g/ filth is still here
Why is life so unfair?
>>166047542
Why is The Lost Temple so good?
>>166094274
How do you know he/she was a "good poster"?
What makes you think meg refugees only post ME pics?
>>166094250
>not replaying the trilogy from the start like a true autist
>>166094625
The gameplay was terrible in witcher 1. I just watched a story recap of w1 and w2.
>>166094776
I caught the casual just for reading your post
>>166094776
>not playing W2
>>166094776
I started replaying TW1 the other day because I got kind of burned out on DA:I and the gameplay really is shitty. The atmosphere is really comfy though.
>>166094950
>She elf
What a fat disgusting liar. Trying to hide the fact he fucked a shelf
His mother must've sucked dwarf cock
>>166094950
W1 has a very good story and music. I couldn't handle the combat tho, it was worse than Morrowind. And ugh.. Triss looks so different in this game.
>>166095538
Triss has always been piss.
>>166093685
>>166094053
Fuck off, kids.
>>166095631
Yeah but boob physics fuck your shit
>>166094274
>good posters leave
That was just a faggot that suffers from severe ADHD and returned shortly aftter with >>166069820
>>166095631
She looked the best in W2.
>>166096000
I liked her W1 VA the best
>>166096000
She's still far from being the best girl in TW2, but I agree.
>tfw this general is only active when talking about the witcher
Slapping Isabela's brown udders
>>165944804
>he was a farmer boy she said see ya later boy his corn wasn't good enough for her
>>166097790
Pube beard...
>>166098264
>can't combine Manchild Cole™ with Chasind Cole™ to make the beard more visible and get that farmer's tan
What the shuck.
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/en/white-wolf-partners-with-focus-home-interactive-for-a-video-game-adaptation-of-the-world-of-darkness-storyteller-game-werewolf-the-apocalypse/
>>166100123
Literally who does what?
>>166100254
I dunno but WoD
>>166072469
I know this is /dag/ and all but handsome men, elegant women and lewd women > fat hairy manlets with accents and ugly midget grills
>>166100919
While I don't think that all dorfs are abhorrent, elves are definitely superior.
:3
>>166100123
I'm gonna need both hands for this
ded
*hoot*
>>166100919
>>166101561
lets see how those woodland sprites fare after hundreds of years of, darkspawn/orcs/goblins /whatever else they fight in various lores, raids and attacks
thoses skinny twinks would beg for a single day of prancing around in their forests than having to actually fight.
bumping with dao camp
Anyone ever go to the dragon age confessions on tumbler?
I think I can safely say, the vast majority of dragon age fans are delusional retards
>>166115605
I only browse the one made specifically for non-toxic confessions.
>>166115605
>>166116045
See it's that kind of shit that's just fucking retarded
>>166115853
Where's that?
>>166116045
This is so fucking stupid, my brain hurts.
Why so ded?
>>166120545
idk, dag has been more ded than usual these last few days
>>166121993
theres pretty much nothing to talk about, DAI is a bit old at this point and its not that popular
i could waifupost but im not autistic enough to do it
>>166122541
>i could waifupost but im not autistic enough to do it
i kinda am but people dont like it when i post jack, and i dont have that many Morrigan pics
>>166122904
good taste
>>166112935
I wished the camp was more compact like how they are in Inquisition, it was just a giant clearing with a bunch of empty space
Also wished it had different background and areas whenever you went there
>>166122904
>>166123251
What is the appeal of Jack?
Surely it isn't her personality or lack of clothing that exposes her hideous body so what is it?
>>166123657
me too, i thought is was weird how Morrigan was always a goddamn mile and a half away from everybody
>>166123817
>Surely it isn't her personality
for me it kinda is
i also like her VA, and my first waifu was Audrey Hepburn and since then i've always liked petite brunettes
Solas is drunkand so am I.
>>166123817
>not Liora or Miranda
>nice voice
>bald
>>166112780
>muh alcoholism
>muh ore
>muh pervasive smell of man sweat
Dorfs in DnD are boring and lame, and surface dorfs are the only good dorfs in DA because they subvert the stereotypes.
Imagine meeting a Jack-like girl irl. She falls for you, spends monthes reforming her edgy slut ways to get you to like her and show you that she truly is in love with you. You eventually fall for her too, to the point where she becomes your only reason for living, and the two of you get engaged.Except it was all a ruse, she makes me love her enough to give all their money to her only to kill them. The last thing you hear in your life is her laughing about it, removing the ring from your dead corpse and then going off to find some other chump. The End.
Where's asunderchan? Where's asunderchan?
>>166124875
>Dorfs in DnD are boring and lame
ive never played dnd so i wouldn know about that, but surface dwarves do not subvert any stereotypes.
they're all merchants, smiths, builders, and smugglers. even varric is a merchant and occasionally a criminal
but original my point stands. Durin's folk are master race
>>166126327
>Durin's folk are master race
Yea and their ultimate motivation is "muh GOLD xD".
>even varric is a merchant and occasionally a criminal
Those aren't traditional dwarven traits, they're more about mah honor, Varric is much more worldly and easy going than a regular dorf. Same with Harding.
I don't know if you've played NWN2, but Khelgar is a good example of walking dorfen stereotype who only cares about alcohol, violence and his inbred family.
What did she mean by this?
>>166123817
>hideous body
It's no different than the other stock female human bodies, right?
>>165934529
>Asunderchan tripfagger left
>Leliana poster left
>good /meg/ posters left
Is there any hope left?
>>166127114
>good /meg/ posters
lmeo
>>166124560
Well, stay safe and keep your legs clamped shut to the menfolk, especially the bald genocidal type.
>>166126960
She wants me to push her out the window
>>166127360
T-thanks, mommy...
>>166126232
Literally who?
>>166112780
>lets see how those woodland sprites fare after hundreds of years of, orcs/goblins /whatever else they fight in various lores, raids and attacks
They did pretty well actually.
>>166126327
>Durin's folk are master race
*Prfpfpffffff*
>Manlets
>Cares only about minerals
>Mortal
>Never saw the light of Valinor
>Never fought Morgoth in person
Pick any great elven house and you have a superior race.
>>166127360
>>166127594
You two could scissor instead
>>166127583
>roll to push the Sera out of a window
>critical failure
Left - you. Right - Sera.
>>166124560
I'm stoned
>>166127851
Jokes on her, she's been impaled on her bow
>>166127910
That's nice.
>>166128052
Because of its 20 CON, the Sera possesses the extraordinary regeneration feat. It rapidly regrows its lost lung and proceeds to mutilate your face.
>>166127826
Nah mate I'm faithful to my whyfus.
>>166128309
The fuck is that...
>>166128309
I spray it with mysterious black face goo as a last ditch effort to fend off the foul beast
>>166128517
Some bioware dev's femdom fantasy.
>>166128604
You successfully roll to juice the Sera and it becomes temporally paralyzed. However, your balls are still busted and you have trouble making a hasty retreat.
>>166128836
So sensual...
>>166128836
I die of infection because of the rancid foot protruding from my chest
It's literally not common to evacuate multiple times without taking a short break
>>166129194
The Sera voraciously devours your innards and pisses all over your carcass.
THE END.
>>166129354
Best love story ever told in gaming
>Cass will never pull your hair until you cry and tickle your back against your will
Just in my sleep already.
I had a dream about Tulpa today. In it, I posted a picture of Morrigan in a bubble bath and he complained about muslims.
>>166127583
For cookies?
>>166127826
Anon.. No.
>>166127851
Was that the noble twat or someone's quiz?
>>166130236
It's just Harmond aka the guy she brutally murders for no good reason whatsoever.
>>166129853
I kinda complained about muslims on /v/ today so you better deliver your part of the dream RIGHT now..
>>166130562
>>166129853
I've had several over time about him. Is he dropping into the fade to manipulate dreams and funneling the energy into his hard drive, bringing Morri to life?
>>166130413
He overplucked. He deserved it.
>>166130686
You know.. her body looks fine, but what the fuck did they do to her face?
>>166127783
>They did pretty well actually
Oh Yeah that's why they all ran away
>>166131197
>He overplucked. He deserved it
I actually kinda liked him, he has a nicevoice.
Did papa Halward do anything wrong?
Why isn't there an ultimate edition of DA2 for sale on Origin? Both DA:O and Inquisition has more or less complete editions but not DA2, why?
>>166133409
Cuz DA2 SUCKS.
>>166130686
You could have mentioned that the dream was in fact a nightmare.
>>166133493
But it has the best husbandos.
>>166134016
Like who?
>>166134129
They're all pretty great.
>>166134016
>DA:O has the superior bisexual elf
>DA:O also has the superior chantryboy
>DA:I has the superior remorseless mass murderer
Ehh....
>>166134345
I get Sebastian, but who else?
>>166134671
Carver.
>>166134808
Go and stay go.
>>166134949
>>166134808
>>166135310
Seeing him get smashed by an ogre was awesome
>>166134671
Come on, you know who.
>>166135678
Zac Efron???
>>166134662
Zevran a shit, puss in boots with elf ears. Alistair is terrible.
>>166136145
At least Alistair actually has a proper romance lmao.
>>166135678
>pushes Hawke away for years
>actually dumps them at some point
>becomes clingier than Merrill after he finally gets over his issues
He's way too fucking extreme.
>>166136896
He leaves you to be royalty if you're anything other than a human female.
I mean, you can choose the cuckqueen route I guess.
>>166137420
Or you could just let him stay as a warden like he wants to.
>>166137259
Some of us like that faithfulness.Plus, he still shows he misses being balls deep in you during the time you are apart.
>>166141081
>fenris
>having balls
haha... no!
>>166141081
I don't understand the physical attraction to this or >>166138564.
>>166141604
>implying his high test self doesn't have a huge pair to go along with his well-endowed self
>>166141650
It's the Garrus effect. Fenris would be shit if he didn't have that low voice.
Fucking hell why must the dlc's be so damn expensive. Still missing the descent and trespasser.
>>166142380
ME is even worse. A metric fuckton of DLC and impossible to find some all in one bundle deal like a GOTY edition. Even the trilogy pack doesnt contain the DLC
>>166142621
I really don't get the logic of that, do they hate money? I mean I would seriously buy DA2 and the ME trilogy if they just offered them in bundles that included everything. You can't just sell your game piecemeal and then expect people to buy the DLC one by one for more money than the game cost years after release.
>>166142621
The PS3 version of ME2 actually comes with most of the DLC. That's the closest thing to a bundle that exists, though
>>166142621
I can only imagine. There should be "Upgrade to GOTY edition" button. I would gladly throw 10€ for the remaining stuff
>>166142380
The GOTY version was on sale for like 12 bucks a month or so ago. Digital download only but still.
>>166146441
God damn. Fuck.
>>166147357
???
>>166142380
Isn't the GOTY Edition on sale still on Psn?
>>166150537
Is it on sale there?
So many castles and mansions that look hella comfy and cool. Like those big ass villas in the Emerald Graves are so nice.
why this general is always at the bottom of the catalog
>>166154309
why you care
>>166154309
It knows where it belongs
>>166154309
Cause it's filled with a bunch of tiny, bitter, angry people.
>>166151324
It was
It should still be cos the January Sale runs till the 21st so double check
>ywn rub dicks with Iron Bull before taking turns raping castrated Solas
>>166158663
Anon, just try a little bit to have some fucking standards.
>>166158806
Don't act like anybody in this thread has any standards.
Hell just look at the fucked-up misfits we love from this series.
>>166158806
I allowed Solas to live at least instead of fucking his mutilated corpse like in my normal dreams
>>166158989
He's a fucking bipedal farm animal with a kink for BDSM, and that shit is furry-tier.
And come on.. some of us have a wee amount of standards yet.
>>166159057
Anon, pls.
>>166159419
If you love any of the characters in this God-forsaken series, you have no standards. Period.
>>166159634
But that isnt true
>>166159634
What kind of standards are you talking about here?
>>166159419
Castration is a patrician fetish
>>166160348
You mean degenerate
>>166160348
Seek out a medical professional.
>>166160428
Nothing degenerate about dominating and controlling the fertility of inferiors
>>166160473
With the right tools you can do it without a professional
>>166160608
Everything degenerate you mean
>>166159887
Not being dysfunctional faggots.
>>166159832
Yes it is.
>>166160684
Just admit that Solas was born to be painfully castrated
>>166160898
No it is not.
>>166160947
Stop being weird.
>>166161064
Prove to me that they aren't a bunch of dysfunctional faggots.
>>166161269
That wasnt the point
This place used to be good.
>>166161868
Let's make /dag/ great again
>>166161868
Was it really though?
>>166162897
Why do you have videos of creatures that blow themselves up to harm others in your computer?
>>166163785
Why not
>>166161210
>ywn run a hot knife under Solas' bloated nutsack as he whimpers into his gag
>>166164187
>>166165284
That wild-eyed look of horror and confusion is one that I equip frequently in this place.
Why is Merrill's clan so dumb? Are all elves like this or is it a clan tradition to drop children on their heads?
>>166168402
It's most likely just Merrill and her clan that's dumber than the dirt they masturbate with. Other elves aren't as dumb as they are.
>all that shem hate
>don't refuse shem dick
One of the many reasons elves are retarded
>>166170532Cause they know shems, on average, have bigger cocks.
>>166161868
youre kidding, right?
>>166170762
But qunari would rupture their innards, yup
Mythal will possess the Warden.
>>166172132
She had a chance back in the Blight and didn't go for it, why now?
>>166172270
Because Flemeth's meat was better.
>>166171810
Some elves are freaks like that.
Dorian has azit on his nose.
I hate neets
>>166175371
Then kys
>You can murder a man just to make a shitty pun
Will they ever make another DA game as good as Origins?
>>166177531
Yes it is called Inquisition and it's even better.
>>166177858
kys retarded landwhale
>>166177858
Jesus, no wonder this general is dying.
>>166177901
>>166178709
Samefag. Kys Origin faggot, your game is shit.
>>166178709
this
meg is so much better its not even funny
>>166178834
Nice try inquisicuck.
>>166178945
>phoneposter
>probably doesn't play any DA game
>shitposts 24x7 here
kys!
Is there even any point in posting on /dag/ when old mommy and/or new mommy aren't present?
>>166179203
Who are they?
>mommy
This is a 18+ website.
There is legitimately nothing wrong with homosexual incest. Garrett/Carver and Marian/Bethany are great ships.
I hadn’t even noticed there weren’t any POC in Witcher.
And i hate to be that kinda “what does it matter, it’s fantasy” person, cause i don’t care for medieval stuff anyway. But in my mind i always felt that the medieval stuff was for white folks and all the POC were meant for space opera and sci-fi.
>>166180235
Black people in medieval times belong in slave trade
Is anyone familiar with cheat engine with inquisition that could help me? I'm just trying to add some schematics, but everytime I load the .ct it automatically opens up the Change Item Type box...? Then when I X out of it, the shop item editor box doesn't work, all I get is an LUA error message, something about it being nil
I've done like 4 different reinstalls and followed the instructions exactly each time, but its always the same
>>166180235
>Why is everyone in this medieval European fantasy made by Europeans European?
This is the most retarded thing you can possibly ask. I would like to see Bioware make a medieval negroid fantasy set in a north African setting with Islamic culture but I think the stoning of women and such wouldn't go too well over with SJWs for some reason. Liberals always claim they want "diversity" but what they really mean is that they hate white people, not that they want things that might go against their ideology.
>spills their cup of genderfluid all over the new /dag/ manor carpet
tee hee hee...... oopsie!
Is this the worst general on /VG/? It rarely gets any posts and guess what? They are all shitposts and nothing that creates or contributes a discussion
>>166184517
It is terrible, and I'm saying it as someone who likes Dragon Age. It's not even worth attempting to discuss anything here because of the shitposters.
>>166184781
What's wrong with a little shitposting?
>>166184781
I only 'shitpost' because I want the hambeasts to fuck off
Really they're to blame for the condition of /dag/
what is the general agreement here regarding da:o, da2 and da:i?
is it weird that I still play da:o to this day?
>>166192992
DAO is the only DA game that's not a sjw shitfest but it's still boring and clunky compared to ME
>>166191286
You are part of the problem.
>>166179072
Before long, DAO will be an Android game. Probably.
>>166195908
>Playing games in game boy size
No thanks
>>166184517
>>166184781
Maybe if people would respond to posts that are actually trying to incite some discussion instead of the shitposts then this place would be in a better state right now.
>>166196810
Nah
>>166179372
Just go back to /meg/.
>>166180498
There were rich empires in Africa though.
>>166183276
Carpet stains for days.
>>166191286
Question: When did you start coming here?
>>166198346
Hol up
>>166196146
I'm not sure why it's become a thing.
Guess people want pocket-sized nostalgia.
>>166198504
I didn't state that the entire continent was overflowing with gold chains and carriages with spinners. There were areas that were very prosperous though.
>>166193359
>but it's still boring and clunky compared to ME
its kinda funny since thats what i think about ME compared to DAO
>>166204264
>that jaw
>that skin tone
>that nose