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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
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>>166117462
dlete this
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i choose this one, it doesn't have rtz in OP
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>notail

AHAHAHAAH LMAO
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>dota2
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>tfw no living anathema hero
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Rework Lina right now
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>he dropped the hammer
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this is the worst pro game I've ever watched
literally a 3k pub
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You know Icefrog, if it's all teamfights all the time it gets a bit boring
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>teammates pick mirana
>doesn't combo with our shadow demon
What's the point then?
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So, throughout this series, was IG retarded?
Why did they keep letting the Dazzle through? He frustrated every single one of their poor attempts at ganking
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>ig still loses
china on suicide watch desu
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why is cap so cute on stream?
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saving private notail right now lmao
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Game over stream off
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Make Black King Bar great again
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>>166117521
firesouls now has an active

can consume stacks. each stack consumed gives range and damage
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>>166117661
stop depending on teamplay in a team game
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>>166117521
make her an Agility hero with rework laguna blade

Laguna Blade or some new nameshit: +150 damage and change her rightclick to Magical damage
Duration 5secs
Aghanims ult : pure damage
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>>166117764
when bkb is active all your spells pierce magic immunity
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>>166117845
>pick a savingprivateretards hero - win
>pick a non-healer support - lose

joggin the ol' noggin
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>drops the hammer again
COME ON SOMEONE
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man this patch is awful
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>>166117521
laguna blade damage type changed from magical to pure (number changed accordingly so it deals same or slightly higher damage to hero with 25% magic resistance)
aghs now gives Giga Slave ability which is dragon slave with 3x damage and AoE and requires 2 seconds channeling, has 60 seconds cooldown and cost 25% of lina max hp and mp
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where is this retard from before who said weaver is a dps monster
look at this and see how wrong you are
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damn ember is fucking broken
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>pick ember
>win
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>>166118276
then what is he?
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In hindsight, losing Miracle and cr1t for jerax and s4 was totally worth
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>>166118449
only the chinese can make ember work
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ONII-CHAN GIVE ME PATCHU (6.81)

PATCHU!
PATCHU!
PATCHU!
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>Visage was nerfed after 1 day of relevance.

Proof that people responsible for DOTA 2 don't play DOTA 2
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APOLOGIZE
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>>166118596
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what series are next, hopefully at least one good team
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>thinking you can beat 3 time Major winners OG
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>>166118470
Very sustainable dps that's hard to kill.
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>>166118596
here *unzips*
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>>166118698
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>>166118707
That feed and buyback though
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>When you actively fuck up constantly but it doesn't matter because the rest of your team are godly players that literally win all over the map 4v5 from minute 0
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>>166118276
>way more hero damage than OD
rly mk u tnk
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who here just spams necro to save retards and gain free MMR ?
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>>166118637
we still haven't seen him in the hands of only good visage player in this patch
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>>166118760
who are you refering to
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>OG has been playing doto for 6 hours
good luck against navi guis
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3 majors later and chinkz still dont get it
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>C9.bOner7

What did they mean by this?
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>>166118596
im going to eat you windrunner!
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>>166118707
literally being carried by adelaide everygame
Lmao
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>Trump getting crowned
>even the chinks in dota sweating because of their impending country doom
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>>166118640
sorry
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>>166118791
>necro
>saving anyone but yourself
let me guess, he has a heal so you play him as a support?
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this series was supposed to be finished ~4 hours ago

how the fuck are we so delayed

FUCKING DOTAPIT
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even though I've always thought puppey was an overweight fag I hope secret wins because reddit would burn down and pld is my husbando
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>>166118835
Gee we might never know but this seriously evoke thoughts
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Remember when you all called him shit?

Now fuck off.
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Why is the 3k slark picker trying to analyze dota?
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>>166119128
Secret isn't reddit anymore. They hate him because they're moralfags, and all the bandwagoners changed their flairs after EE and rtz left.
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>>166119170
>carried by es and dazzle
>not shit
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>>166119240
I think you misread my post
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>>166119170
was it autism?
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>>166119314
ye it's late
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>>166119140
it was a serious question I just came back from work
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>sheever hosting the next two games
about time
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>>166119453
sing literally looks cuter
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game was delayed
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>>166119453
why are his shirts all u-necks?
seriously I've never seen one of those in a men's clothing store
does he shop in the female section of h&m?
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>>166119774
Do you really think a 5'5 100 pound dude can fill out those European mens shirts?
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>>166119746
That was before EUHub where she magically became more attractive
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this tournament is so fucking boring
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>>166119774
v necks look shit on people who don't work out
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>play well
>still lose mmr
Why is this acceptable? Shouldn't gaining or losing depend on your performance?
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>>166120245
Every piece of clothing is improved when its worn by people who work out, and aren't 20% strongfats
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>>166118248
more like giga shit lmao
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>>166120280
All MMR is is a measurement of your ability to solo carry pubs
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I want this shitty fucking dubstep to end.

When are the games starting?
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>>166120469
2 hours
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>>166120469
This series was supposed to happen 3.5hrs ago so maybe wait another half hour
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>>166120534
Why are you lying to me? I see people in the booths.
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>>166120568
>200+ minute delay on tournament

dotards?
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>>166118596
>degenerate version of dota from Corrupted Icefrog, containing a manaless blink dagger
>good
quill urself
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>>166120602
standard dotard tournament
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>>166120602
Why do you post this? What could you possibly gain from saying "dotards?"

Are you just trying really hard to fit in because you've seen another idiot say it too? Grow the fuck up, man.
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>>166118809
he just kinda stopped playing him after the nerfs, so im pretty sure he didnt like the changes
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>>166120664
Is there a full picture? Is this porn?
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>>166120674
>reddit comment
>reddit spacing
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>>166120760
n-no
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anime was a mistake
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>teach someone how to play better
>he get snippy and starts playing worst
>blames me for losing
dotards?
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why is the game delayed by 20 mins?
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>>166120862
dont force me
or he'll join gabe
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Abandon all outside tournaments apart from ESL and the Summit.

This is honestly pathetic.
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>>166120814
How could you possibly know what the fuck reddit spacing or whatever is unless you come from there? Get out.
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>>166121019
by forcing valve to shut down the servers and forcing the NEETs to get jobs obviously. Since he hates video games and considers them wastes of time
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>>166120664
>>166120814
>>166120862
>>166120905
>>166120908
IM GOING TO EAT UR FACE QT!
>:3
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>>166121058
you dont even have thumbs faggot
cant cut when you cant even hold it
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>>166120814
You're wrong. Reddit faggots like you are the ones who go "lol XD im so funny hehe dotards???? lol memes"
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Why is she being so lewd?
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>>166121078
so /d2g/ can die?
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>tfw there are people in this thread who will fall for the battlecuck
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who?
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>>166121134

Y is Lanaya so happy doturds?
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>>166121176
it wasn't even me you replied to
I was talking about your post and it's general redditness
>Grow the fuck up, man.
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>>166121058
it's a lewd picture but I'm not helping you find it meanie
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>>166121259
>not knowing about lelcoste
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>>166121259
Lacoste
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>>166121259
Someone the post TI4 EGbabbs won't know
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>>166121259
Lacoste aka Lelcoste, oldschool player. Last played for CLG at TI2.
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>>166121391
I recognized him as Lelcoste literally just when I pressed submit.

That smug cunt
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>>166121370
You can suck my 14 inch dick as soon as I get it out of your momma's pussy
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>>166121303
>>166121370
>>166121389
because TA is going to eat all of the QTs in this thread!
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Lebron doto boys
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>>166121370
>>166121520
LMAO
FUCKING
D E S T R O Y E D
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>>166121525
b-baka
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>Jan 13th: Valve introduces soft region lock
>Jan 15th: Valve make soft region lock rules more lenient as unlisted change
>Jan 19th: Valve removes soft region lock as unlisted change
Be on the lookout /d2g/, you will start seeing Peruvians once again on your teams on a regular basis

If you're reading this and later become a victim don't forget to spread the message. If you deem my words as fake just do nothing and it will die on its own
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Whaaaaaaaaaat

they aren't playing VP vs OG now?
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>>166121605
That's next.

This shitfest is only a best of one at least
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>>166121604
>>Jan 19th: Valve removes soft region lock as unlisted change
Did they really do that?
That explains how I had peruvians on my team yesterday

Dota was so good for a few days
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>>166121604
>no source for it being removed.
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>>166121604
make a reddit thread about it :^)
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Who's Lacoste and why should I care
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>>166121819
Player from the Before Times
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>>166121681
Best thing we can do is raise awareness about Valve's placebo ruse

Even leddit has caught on but is currently being bombed by downvotes courtesy of Valve's PR
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>Sheever is an analyst
I'm glad Dota is so progressive it even lets horses analyze the draft
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>>166121389
he's not me, he just hijacked my comment chain

>>166120760
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why is she casting?
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>>166121912
Sheever has always been an analyst you fucking retarded piece of trash.
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what jokes do you like more, about kotlguy being robot or about sheever being horse
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>>166122014
Neither are funny. kotl is slightly less retarded of a ""joke""
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>>166122004
look at the size of that bulge
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>>166122014
koltguy being dank as fuck like he was at the summit. I love kotlguy.

>>166122064
shut up horse poster
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>>166121912
>>166122000
>sheever is analysing
>sheever is casting

Strange how /d2g/ has trouble identifying what a host is when it's a woman doing it
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How many times Burning played LS
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>>166122117
based boy poster
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>>166122014
JOHN CONNOR
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What nation/region is the best at Dota 2? Is it the Koreans?
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>>166122014
sheever isn't a horse, she's a king sized cutie
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lmao
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>>166121819

Croatian übermensch, played in EG. Trump inaugration brought him back to make dota great again.
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>>166122369
>Is it the Koreans?
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>>166121603
>>166122065
stop posting QTs I WILL EAT YOU!
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>>166122369
Israel
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>>166122476
>>166122447
srly guys i don't follow Dota at all, just curious
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>>166122476
it's true
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>>166122369
Koreans are mediocre at beast
EU is best region based on players alone
Nation is probably China
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Are OG vs VP playing after this?
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>>166122553
>EU is best region based on players alone
rofl
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>>166122369
currently europe
next is na
followed by sea
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>>166122369
Greece
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>Queue for game day of soft region lock release
>get team of hard working, honest americans who speak american
>queue for a game today
>one ukranian, a britbong, a chilean, a spanish speaker who hasn't set up a profile, and me

Why can't good things ever last?
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>>166122528
It shifts between Europe and China depending on any of about 5 million factors. NA have one good team too.
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>>166122476
Delete this, we cant let the goyim know
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>>166122476
OY VEY DELET THIS THE GOYIM MUST REMAIN IGNORANT
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>>166122553
Fly captains the best EU team.
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>>166122369
1. NA, Christian
2. EU (East), Christian
3. China, Confucianism/Buddhism
4. Korean, Christian
5. South/Central America, Christian
6. EU (North), Christian(Lutheran)
7. EU (West), Christian
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>>166122690
Oh, I forgot jews. They're right above Koreans and below China.
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>>166122663
>>166122664
>deletethisgoyim mind
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Wow dotards
First the economy, than Esports. Don't let the Chinamen beat us at #oursport
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>>166122690
>"""NA"""" teams
>nothing but EU players
rmyt
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>>166122994
yeah ok kid
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>>166122690
>NA
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>>166122369
no nation singlehandedly dominated at dota at any given time, although there were teams that were looking unbeatable at various periods (chinks in 2012, sweden in 2013 and USA in 2015)
koreans are pretty weak in dota, there was only one team that had some success in international scene, but it was relatively small, no surprise here since they only good at dumb button mashing and terrible at decision making, also dotards are niggers of korean gaming community
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>>166122653
Refer to
>>166121604
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I can't wait for ppd to run EG into the ground so all the kiddies will finally fuck off
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>>166123026
Universe - import
Sumail - import
Cr1t - import
Arteezy - import
Zai - import

really activated my almonds
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>>166123123
ok kid
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>EG is the best team in the world
>third place kings since 2015
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>>166123123
The only thing you're proving is that everyone wants to live in the best country in the world and we only accept the best.
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less than 3 hours of actual dota played in 10 hours of tournament
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NICE
ESPORT
DOTARDS
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>>166123048
Well that's actually a relief. It seems that LoL and CS is largely dominated by either koreans or scandinavians.
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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2928070852
https://www.opendota.com/players/352298017

Booster?
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>>166123272
>When Koreans play a game that isn't as easy at LoL they start to show how mediocre they are
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Resolution - Ukraine
w33 - Romania
Misery - Denmark
Saksa - Macedonia

"""""""""""""""""NA""""""""""""""""""""
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>>166123272
MVP Dota said the MVP League team tried to play Dota and they thought it was too crazy.

I think Dota would break the Koreans.
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>>166123305
correct db link https://www.dotabuff.com/players/352298017
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I wonder if I should wake up early tomorrow to watch this live tomorrow. I mean, they can't fuck this up again could they?
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>>166123272
>CS
>dominated by koreans
wut? has it changed that much since I stopped following? two years ago it was still mostly Yuro
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>>166123305
no

prob just a smurf he plays
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>>166123305
just low mmr smurf
who the fuck would boost 1k mmr account
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>>166123459
>they can't fuck this up again could they?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>166123272
Koreans don't care about dota.

Theyd probably dominate it if they did.
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>>166123459
you underestimate croatia
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>>166123523
who the fuck would smurf at 1k?
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>>166123272
This game was always dominated by EU and China don't let dumb NAtards tell you otherwise
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>>166123523
>who the fuck would boost 1k mmr account
desperate 1K shitters
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>>166123459
I'll give about a 20% chance for it starting on time
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>>166123501
>CS
>dominated by koreans
no you read that wrong
ofcourse it's EU plus a little brazil and Russia
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>>166123305
>95% of his last 10 pages worth of games on dotabuff are wins
>estimated mmr: 1k
How does this happen
This doesn't make any sense, not even if he started out at 1mmr
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>Only two relevant "NA" teams
>One of them has no american player at all, only Europeans
>The other one has only one american and one canadian

NA is a great dominant region guys, USA USA USA
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>>166123586
a retard
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>>166123227
how come their current lineup hasn't won anything then?
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>>166123523
People who want easy money?

>>166123586
There are people who have smurfs at ~100 mmr
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#supportlivesmatter
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>>166123048
how did USA look unbeatable? EG was the only competitive team and sure they won TI and DAC but there was also the 8 or so other major tournaments they didn't win
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>>166123761
NA used to cheer USA for Navi winning because they were so desperate to be relevant
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WHEN WILL THE GAME START DOTARDS
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>>166123741
mmr gain in 1k bracket is not always +25 since the averages can be big
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>>166123741
>ability draft
>normal single draft
he just doesn't play ranked
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>>166123825
USA has taken most of the esports winnings by coming third most tourneys since 2015. NAtards use that to claim that USA is the best dota region. Maybe they are consistent.
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>>166123741
SD = low prio btw
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>>166123535
they probably wouldn't, they are only good at games that require mechanical skills and don't require much thought
>>166123586
people who like to pwn noobs and make 30+ kills with shadowblade tuskar
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Hey Dotards what are we watching?
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>>166124075
a stream of a projector
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>>166123768
found the retard. it's actually a fag

http://steamcommunity.com/id/yulyasha
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>people are still mad about TI5
This man singlehandedley stopped Ruru from controlling the Dota scene, be thankful
>>
I was working all week and couldn't keep up with esports.

What is happening in jugoslavia?
>>
What is the premiere, flexible, universal super support that works with almost any lineup?

I'm an incurable beta so I'm the one who always ends up picking support when my non-communicating teammates lock four cores and I never know what to pick an I end up with something useless.
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>>166124464
right now probably shadow demon
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>>166124464
wd or dazzle
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>>166124162
You mean the guy got RICED so hard and stopped playing because of that?
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>>166124464
Shadow Visage
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how the fuck is a tinker harrassing a timber soley through right clicks
what the fuck am i watching

also
>OOOH BEAUTIFUL ROLLING BOULDER
>it was fucking point blank and off cd
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>>166124464
Ogre would be the best if he wasn't melee.

WD, Dazzle or Lion should be fine choices otherwise.
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>>166124605
it's called fake enthusiasm and hype casting
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>>166124650
thanks LD!
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>>166124464
no such thing in dota
i would say wd, cm, lion and disruptor, although latter doesn't do shit against "run-at-you" heroes
>>166124529
you watched too much pro games, pubs until 5k can't organize any meaningful push and SD was nerfed too much for other appliances
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>>166124529
SD doesn't work with idiots unless we have some illusion core.

And idk, last picking int supports usually doesn't work in my opinion because they are so reliant on having team members to hide behind.
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>>166124650
i wish some reddit autist would make a montage of all this garbage forced hype casting and post it on reddit so that maybe they fuck off
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see this retards?
see how weak slark is in the laning stage?
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>>166124464
>not picking 57% winrate at >5K Treant

hell, even Necro support is actually viable due to how retarded he is.
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>>166124760
>>166124793
its not just about the push
you can zone offlaners, set up for easy ganks with disruption and save retards
>>
Is this the last series of the day?
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>game crashing at a fucking LAN
7.00 everyone
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>>166124907
Now what esl one genting and watch slark be OP
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>>166125115
No
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>>166124921
Right I forgot about tree. Sounds like a great pub support actually. Has some tank, is invisible, got CC and 7.00 goodStun.
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>>166124907
>enemy first picks slark
>guy on my team picks offlane LC
>i pick unduying with intent to go duall offlane and rape soft fish butt
>"nvm undy you should solo offlane and i will go jungle"
>>
Dotapit?

More like

Dota SHIT
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>>166125483
whoah...
rude..
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>vp vs og was supposed to start at ~8AM
>it's almost 12 and we've only just started game 1 of epg vs ig
Holy fuck how many delays did this shitfest have while I was asleep
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>>166125250
sounds like slark
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>Friday Night.
>CSGO higher than us right now.
If you don't think this game is on the decline you're in denial.
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>>166123123
>Universe - import
I guess indicating beyond a shadow of a doubt that youre posting terrible bait akin to pure shitposting in the first line can be a form of entertainment
>>
>my mid
>lowest net worth on my team
>retarded item choice/talent choice

Meanwhile on enemy team

>35k net worth
>22-2
>good items
>good talents

Why do I ALWAYS get the absolute retards on my team? I never get to play against these fucks.. game is over before it even starts
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>>166126025
his name is indian
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this elements pro gaming team sure has a lot of potential! so happy they were directly invited!
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>>166124075
who is this qt
>>
>>166126145
because you don't go mid
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>>166126145
>Why do I ALWAYS get the absolute retards on my team?
Because soft region lock was removed
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>>166126251
Who the heck is elements and why were they invited?
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>>166125952
>csgo overtaking dota on the reg now
fucking lmao
remember everyone freaking out in december when it happened for the first time? now it happens every other day
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>>166126315

Mid and safelane insta marked and picked
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>>166125859
>slark has cc
>slark can tank
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>>166126317
THey were invited beacuse WINGS could not come
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>>166126326
So much doomsay and stupidity in the comments, holy shit it's hilarious.

The "YUGE PLAYER DECLINE" is not even "huge" to begin with. People make a big deal about it over ~50k players, which is peanuts in the grand scheme of things.

I remember when people said Reborn doomed dota because 15% of the playerbase left and made similar garbage comments about the game "dying".

Turns out there was nothing wrong with the game itself and it got sorted out later.
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I'm thinking about trying this game, I really like RTS games, and this just looks like an RTS except no base building and you only control one character.

What do you recommend for a new player starting out?
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>>166126463
1million after boston to 500k peak is not HUGE
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>>166126598
the uninstall button
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>>166126463
Hello Valve shill
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>>166126317
last minute replacement for Wings because of Chinese freedom
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>if i werent a pro player i wouldve retired already
envy just said on stream
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what do you think about VP vs OG?
Who seems stronger?
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>>166126619
>>166126640
Am I blind? The loss of average player base since 7.00 was 2%, and that came after a 1.6% growth immediately after the patch dropped, which leads to a diminutive change in average players.

The big loss of population happened nearly a month before we knew a single thing about 7.00, where we lost 8% in November (at the end of the Boston major) and also lost a massive number of unique players.

This appears to have nothing to do with 7 and everything to do with the end of the Dota season.
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Grab my pussy, Mr. President!
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>>166126757
OG duh
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>>166124605
WAOW
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>>166126643
2014 was the peak of this game and that was the time valve started changing Dota2 from ARTS to generic hero brawl game
7.00 100% fully remove the RTS genre
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>>166126929
power of low body fat
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>>166126785
>huge long awaited patch which changed the game immensely
+9k avg players
>month later loses triple the amount of what it gained
yea 7.00 has nothing to do with players dropping
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>>166122690
>Christian(Lutheran)
does not compute, heretic
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>>166126887
>you will never fuck her in her massive ass
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>mfw just finished a cum tribute for sheever
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>>166126598
that's not RTS, the only similarity is camera perspective and basic controls
play tutorial and couple of games with bots first
read Purge guide and play another couple of games with bots, but don't play too much with them, it forms bad habits
watch some Purge hero guides and start playing with real people in limited heroes and least played modes
then you should play whatever you want, just don't make rookie mistake and don't play ranked as soon as it becomes available to you
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someone throw this hairy owposter out of here
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>>166127251
>You will never dress Sheever up as Samus and go to town on her.
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>>166126757
My 1,70€ says that OG win 2-1.
>>
>still no good game for the last 10 hours
JUST
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>>166127454
all the good matchups are tomorrow
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VP vs OG is bo1?
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>>166127454
VP stomping OG will not be fun for western fans either
>>166127494
bo3
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>>166127494
NO. It's a best of 3. They're not lower bracket trash like EG okay?
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>>166126929
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>>166127370
>dressing sheever up

Homo. I'm only interested in undressing her.
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>>166126598
>I really like RTS games, and this just looks like an RTS except no base building and you only control one character
so not like an rts at all?

goodness, i hate movieshitters
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>>166126929
this guy was in OGs booth in the game against IG with an OG shirt on. I've forgotten exactly who he is but I didnt know he coached OG, thought it might be interesting
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>>166127443
alright ill put it on OG like u
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>>166127752
It's 7ckingmad.
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I miss maiden poster
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>EG vs Faceless
>DC vs Secret
This is going to be such a huge stomp
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>>166127752
it's 7ckingMad
you didn't miss much if you didn't know about him beofre
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>>166127752
it's 7ckngmad, apparently he's a major influence in OG's plays
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>>166096906
Are you still here anon? I was away when you responded to me
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>>166127370
>on instead of in
son...... i am
disappoint
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>we are currently in a pro meta where pudge is a popular pick/ban and dendi's role on the team generally does not allow him to play it
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>>166126598
just talk shit at people if they mess with you. talking shit is the most important gameplay mechanic
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>>166127789
they can't invite him on panel because you can't say F*** when kids are watching
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>>166127070
>7.00 100% fully remove the RTS genre
Go play Starcrap then
*clickclickclickclickclcickkclcklickclciclcickclickclickclcickclcickclcckclckclc*
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>>166127454
>>166127487
>VP OG match now
>not good
????
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>tfw there's nothing you can do when you constantly get retards upon retards in your teams
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>>166127881
pudge mid isn't viable
dendi mid isn't viable
dendi isn't the best pudge, just most famous one
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>>166127818
i ate her!
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>>166127881
dendi is a mediocre pudge
>>
how would you feel if dota went back to farm heavy meta rather than teamfight meta? this brawl shit was fun at first but it's starting to feel like it's lacking a lot of the finesse of previous metas
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>>166127950
They usually just called him Mad or Seb at Frankfurt. He's a good panelist, even if he is a faggot.
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>>166128042
>dotacouch will never return to making dota sfm lewds
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Dotards?
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>>166127978
>VP OG match now
>now
oh my sweet summer child
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>>166127967
Holy shit it's still 40 dollars. This 1 yr old dead game is still 40 dollars.
Blizzard vanity right there.
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>>166128085
>Farm heavy

I've watched competitive League of Legends and it's boring as shit because of this.
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>>166128085
I would be really happy but too bad most dotards hate farming.
I love farming.
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>>166128085
>mobashits/arts/ASSFAGGOTS
>finesse
please anon
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>>166128379
>mobashits/arts/ASSFAGGOTS
those 3 buzzwords mean the same thing.
>>
So I had the chance of going to Dota Pit live but I decided not to because of the 5hr trip. A good decision.
Anyway, who is responsible for the production ? Do you think it's international or they hired someone local ?
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>>166128379
classic frog posting retard

>>166128276
maybe I remember it better than it was but the deathball is getting old
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>>166128536
i'm in charge :3
>>
Reminder that people have been sitting on those shitty plastic chairs for almost 12 hours. Incredible test of endurance right there. They might even have to sit through 4 more hours at this rate.
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>>166128085
you can launch demo mode or solo lobby and hit creeps for hours like an autistic fucktards you are
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>>166128153
>you will never cum inside luna's glorious full moons
>you will never get to roleplay as her mount
>she will never crush you
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>>166128536
probably local because it's garbage production like shanghai. Budget jewing and production. I don't blame them because it's a dead game

>>166128589
they paid money to sit on those shitty plastic chairs. They're croatian 12 year olds so it's nothing new. This is how their regular lives are anyway
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>>166128085
I like farming but the way they play Naga and Alche really kills my mood when I'm not in the pos1
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>muh farming!
you're the same kind of people as those which only "played" RTS for the simcity and a-moving maxed out blobs of carriers against eachother until someone's mom calls for dinner

Seriously, play in demo hero mode, buy yourself shit you like and spam axes. You'll get over it.
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>>166128627
I see it more like bullfighting. you have to lead the enemy team around and create a space behind a thin veil where your po1 can farm- where you can prepare your strike
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>>166128589
That is actually nothing. Croatian people and Dalmatians especially (people who live on the coast) are known to sit down and relax usually drinking coffee for hours. So this is like a regular day for them.

t. Croatian
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>>166128767
who is the watermelon hero
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>>166128749
>Dead game

Dota 2 and CS:GO are the two games keeping e-sports alive right now.

League does everything in-house so there's no money going to third parties.
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>>166128767
it's one less available strategic option
it was a nice element of gameplay to make choices about balancing farming and fighting
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>have tournament in Croatia
>sponsored by G2A
>it's garbage
wow who could have foreseen this happening surely this isn't just a mafia money laundering event
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>>166128767
bullfighting killed the game.
Farming and last hitting requires discipline.
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>>166128898
le big fish of splishy splashy tankmode
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>>166128565
>my overrated custom map is really deep and thoughtful, honest!
o, casuals who aren't aware they're casuals
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>>166128767
Ti3 was in the farm oriented patch and guess what
the best Finals we got
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>>166128898
>he doesnt play watermlon
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>>166128978
just go back to your ded general disillusioned starfagcraft fagger
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>>166128276
m8 you don't understand nobody wants to watch people ricing, the balance isn't "hurrr durr do you want pvp or pve ?"

The actual balance is ganking vs. teamfighting
current meta makes ganking pretty shite because it's not inefficient to group as 5 all the time
>>
>no audience
Never watched anything besides TI and Major. IS this normal? Does this confirm that daed game meme?
>>
>tfw gotta go to bed in 90mins
>the esports were supposed to end 4 hours ago
>won't get to see the best stuff
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
WHY THE FUCK IS IT LITERALLY TAKING AN HOUR BETWEEN EACH MAP
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>>166129241
yes
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>>166129127
Don't forget to skip HotD, pleb
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>>166129270
it's the same map
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>>166129241
The stream's been running for over 10 hours. They've played 2 Bo3s and a Bo1. Would you sit there?
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>>166128941
>tfw no grant analysis
>tfw all the betting commercials sound like they're voiced by some weird robot
>>
why doesn't LD cast anymore?
>>
>get into game
>enemy team picks normal setup
>i get retarded setup
>game is lost before the match even starts

yay
>>
>>166129241
tournament held in croatia in some shitty city with less than 200k inhabitants
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>>166129492
he already won there's no point
>>
Kunkka Sticks His Dick Into An Anthill
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>>166129351
>>166129531
But is this normal for a tournament to have no audience? Afterall I thought that this was one of the bigger tournament.
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>>166129668
too many delays. nobody can stick around
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>>166129492
too busy opening new BTS section
they're doing dota, csgo, hearthstone, smash now
in english spanish portuguese

he won as fuck mate
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why are there so many lights doturds?
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>>166129492
He's busy diversifying the company so that when dota 2 dies it won't matter to him.
He's won .
It's over.
This is for the 6 billion.
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>>166129668
tournaments with ~$100k prizepool aren't considered big by today standard
and it's not like viewing hall is completely barren
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>>166129668
there are no big tournaments in Dota, there are only honeypots and TI
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>>166129912
Seems pretty empty to me compared to its size
>>
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/dotapit/

It's a huge venue and the tickets for the plastic chairs were cheaper. There are spots around and there are people there. The camera just doesn't show them.
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>>166129894
DON'T CLICK ON THIS PIC
IT'S A VIRUS
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>>166130197
Noob I have antivirus
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>>166130142
More expensive. Sorry.
>>
ETA on VP vs OG?
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>>166130412
2hrs
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>>166130412
3hrs
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>>166130412
tournament is already over, organizers run away with money
>>
quick dotards what do I fap to while I wait for the game to start
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>>166130142
>basically empty
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>>166130623
go to /b/ and roll
>>
are Croatians scumbags?
Why aren't they starting the game?
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>>166130623
record yourself saying lewd stuff in vocaroo
fap to it
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>>166130623
if 2 you fap to ZEBRA'D, the pony equivalent of BLACKED
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>>166130787
are you an arc warden player?
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>>166129015
>muh swedes
Delusional little yuro, the best finals were TI5 finals.
>>
So is ESL the only non Valve event that can put on a proper tournament? and no The Summit doesn't count as a real tournament
>>
literally every pro is in low prio lmao
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>>166131034
So they're taking pros out of low priority so they can play the tourney?
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>>166131027
epicenter will be held in may this year
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>>166131152
Oh yeah I forgot about that, I hope they have more great cosplays this year.
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>>166131027
you just made me realize how dead this shit is without valve funding
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>>166131027
The summit is a fun tournement
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Ey, how's this build against this cancer?

Mk got his ass handed in his solo offlane and i got freefarm, but at no point did I ancient stack because i don't even know how the jungle spawns work anymore.

treads>arm>dominator + memetic jungle creep auras>daedalus>satanic

at the daedalus point, my cancer was stronger than theirs, and AM's bog standard manta build was useless against me, WK was getting mana leaked into submission, lich was getting deleted by the lina and stuff was going alright in teamfights

then it degenerated as am got aghs and MK finally got fucking echo shitter, which made teamfight impossible, with teammates still trying to fucking outlast his ult, failing horribly and getting caught out

then a bunch of shitty engagements later, and rax went down

as i thought i could still out-cancer their carries with Dk lategame, and finally finished satanic, Am bought evasion and it all ended
illusions weren't getting melted anymore, and he was practcailly untouchable, wk and mk both bought linkens and the sf bought bkb

i skipped bkb for obvious reasons
think a mk bar would have helped instead of the satanic? could have probably gotten on if i had some ancient stacks and sold the dominator
heaven's seems hyper useless on this hero and situation

of all things, i think the Mk ult made them recover and rebound, as bad as he might have been
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>>166129170
You get less gold and xp per kill than you did pre-7.00. It's actually more efficient to gank solo or with small groups and then rotate into objectives while draining the enemy of resources than actual full-fledge deathball which hasn't been optimal since 683 anyway.
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>>166131239
i wonder who's behind this post
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>>166130990
ti6 semi finals were the best finals.
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>>166131227
Isn't that so for all meme-sports?
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>>166129734
to attract all of the dota QTs!
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>>166131218
yeah
i expect goodKievMajor since it will probably have better production and proper format and not that single elimination shit
>>166131272
you itemize against it by pushing enemy shit and taking their raxes at minute 20
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>>166130779
If you want to hold a tournament in Yugoslavia it should have been Serbia. Everybody knows that Croats are lazy fatasses. Serbia on the other hand is full of hardworking people and the torunament would have been on TI level.
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do your mama proud, make the world a better place

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe2K-Y7AGpFtQ8jg_IY4Mg5yJhkWewF0vVLKfb-yathcbeWqg/viewform
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>>166131501
I like how she has CMs long giraffe neck down, very good cosplay 10/10
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>>166131272
Literally everything that you struggled against would have been fixed by Force Staff/Hurricane Pike.
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Why is every match so fucking late in Dotapit
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>>166131272
>Feign engaging with something like blink disable.
>Disengage when MK uses ult
>Engage for real while it's off cooldown.
>Win
You don't try and outlast his ultimate, you've got at least 2 monkeys wailing on you at any given time for just as much damage as he does AND potential to bash once he gets that item.
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>>166130916
lel _no
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>>166131674
nice trojan jerk
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>>166131674
yeah im not clicking that link 2 decides what link I click
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>>166131936
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/
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>>166131768
I never said I myself tried to fight inside his meme circle.
But lina and cm always went in when they saw blood.
The vicious circle of:
>get enemy at 20% HP
>team tries to fight
>mk ults and covers escape
>still try to get kill
>get slowed to death and molested

He did that like twice, losing half the team both times, and then we just lost rax to splitpushing.
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>>166131892
it's some psych major from reddit who wants you to talk about toxicity in vidya. I answered it so I sure hope I ain't trojan'd up
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>Standin.VP.SATAN666
What does Standin mean? Is he replacing someone?
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cm btfo
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>>166132112
yes
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>>166132112
yes
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>These picks
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>>166132112
probably lobby got bugged or something
it's their regular player
>picking lina
i see, OG don't want to break their tradition of losing to VP
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>>166132215
>>166132216
you're telling me that
1. Ramzes is not a permanent member of VP anymore
and 2. Pasha is

?
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https://youtu.be/8nSqqs8Yu_o

Guys I made a video can you check it out pls?
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>>166131701
>he is too small to breed giraffes
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>>166132323
you must be retarded since ramsez have been playing for VP for like 5 months now
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>>166132375
I would have upvoted it if we were on reddit where you should have posted this.
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>>166131501
more of the CM pls?
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>>166132323
that's their standard rooster for a while now
>Ramzie probably joking with that standin
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>>166132375
>made a whole video for me ooga team booga
>2016 meme
>anime music
reddit is this way you insufferable waste of air
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https://twitter.com/Noone_dota/status/822514920545599488
what did he mean by this
i know what he did, noone always mocks envy at every opportunity about that basilus
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>>166132407
but anon that's an amazoness
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>>166132561
huh. I knew about ramzes, forgot pasha but it is vaguely familiar
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Why is the range snapping on blink still a thing? Icefrog has removed tonnes of skill cap shit that he shouldn't have but blink range snap is just retarded yet it gets to stay.
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>>166132651
>https://twitter.com/Noone_dota/status/822514920545599488
i dont get it someone explain pls
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what's taking them too long to load in? what the fuck Croatia?
literally worse than Shanghai
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>we have just a brief pause here
-irish "ODPixel" guy

why didn't they keep the camera on sajadene for the whole delay </3
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>>166132651
How is Noone so fucking good at mid? Miracle looks like shit next to him.
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>>166132375
>weeb music
Please kys
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>>166132797
>croatia
is should have been held in serbia
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>enemy teams offlane have more farm than our safelane
>enemies mid has more farm than our mid
>enemies safelane is obviously freefarming

Another day, another roll of the dice aka matchmaking
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>>166132769
envy always buys it when he plays invoker (and most other heroes) so he can mess enemy last hit by turning it on and off
no surpise he is shit mid
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>>166132670
i have bad news for you anon.....
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>>166132818
give me a good noone matchid to watch
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>>166132375
Your video is autistic please refrain from posting. You even made me sad with the music fuck you.
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>>166132769
I think it's because Envy buys basilius to toggle it when the other mid is last hitting and mess up due to added armor to creeps, which everyone finds really frustrating and so they report him
but I might be wrong
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>>166132952
that's a big girlcock
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What's the point of even bothering to play solo matchmaking when you keep on getting retarded people in your team? Every game is the same: Join game, team picks retarded heroes so no lanes stand even a chance of winning, enemy team stomps with their normal setup in 25min.

Every

single

game

I never get a team that communicates, pick normal setups and does well. Always retard picks and run into 4 alone spamming >well played
>>
nice reddit spacing
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>>166133056
obviously your team holds you back
buy boosted account and play in 6k+ rating there you belong :-)
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>>166133056
>Me ooga team booga
Git gud and win lanes by yourself. Sometimes it's called solo matchmaking for a reason.
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>>166132952
that makes her even better
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>>166133056
>Being this Dunning-Krugered
>>
>I play offlane
>have 2 people constantly camping me so I barely get exp
>lane wards
>dewards my wards

>my safelane against a solo offlane
>he's higher level and has more farm after 20min
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>>166132597
>>166132887
>>166133003

music is ironic
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>>166133238
you're ironic
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>>166133173

How can I win all lanes by myself?

>>166133224

Please tell me what I can do from my lane, to stop a solo offlane from winning against 2 of my teammates? Should I just abandon my lane and the advantage I have there so that the enemy there gets to come back only because my retard teammates cant handle their shit?
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Alright, I think I'm done. Dotapit has ruined me for today. Wrecking my sleep pattern was not worth this shitshow.
But I'll do it again because I'm gullible af.
Sleep in 2 hours, wake up just in time for the proposed start tomorrow.
Well played you crafty Croats.
Goddamn.
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This major is Shanghai Tier, holy shit.
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>>166133028
FOR (YOU)
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>>166133374
>This major
This is not major you dumbfuck.
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>>166133374
>Major
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>>166133353
Let me guess. You haven't played a support in the past 100 games.
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>>166133238
Yes we understood the intention of "happy" music being inserted in a bad situation, we are not autistic unlike you for using weeb music.
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>>166133353
>Please tell me what I can do from my lane, to stop a solo offlane from winning against 2 of my teammates?
why are you not winning your offlane against two opponents?
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>>166133374
Valve didn't release a compendium this time faggot
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>>166127864
I am here now :D
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>s4head
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ive cum in my pants like 6 times today. i really need to shower.
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>>166133215
>>166133028
>sheever is fucking ugly EU teeth
>wow she has a dick shes amazing!
/d2g/ DEE 2 GAY
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>VP
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>Daily reminder that EU team will win in this match
>NA doto BTFO
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>>166132375
You know, I have a degree in Japanese and I've developed an immense hate in Japanese culture over the past few years. I fucking hate modern anime, I can't stand mainstream music, jdrama is a waste of time, the movies are shit, drinking culture is not for me since I don't drink, idol culture is bullshit, work system is probably going to kill me and I want to sleep 10 hours a night for health reasons.
I guess the question I'm asking is, what do I do now that I realized I probably wasted the last 5 years of my life pursuing the wrong thing.
Ps. no suicidarino although i've considered it
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>>166134017
is this a fresh new copypasta
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>>166134159
no
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>OG picks illus hero + str hero for s4 + meme hero for jerax episode

wow so exciting
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>og
oh wait i mean
>vp
oh wait i mean
>og
oh wait i mean
>vp
boy do i love memeball
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>>166134525

t. someone that doesn't know what "memeball" is
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>>166134017
do something you actually enjoy, but this time don't be gay
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>>166134017
>a degree in Japanese

wut
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>>166134579
t. memeball
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>>166133636
Is it really or am i being tricked?
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>MOM on Luna
How the fuck is this guy a PRO
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Is this tournament going to define the meta now?
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>>166134649
t. someone that doesn't know what t. means
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>>166134958
t. t.
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>>166134924
Why wouldn't you get MoM on luna now?
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>>166134924
Why wouldn't you get MoM on Luna?

>>166134945
Hardly since we're probably getting a balance patch soon anyway.
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>VP lost again

>"b-b-b-b-but m-muh lil super support!!!"

OVERRATED KEK FUCKED AGAIN
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>>166134641
I fucked up. I should've done Korean instead so I could do esports stuff. I can already handle Chinese. I saw the WESG translator doing trilingual translation for the SC2 winner and I felt so envious.
I just didn't see Korea becoming a cultural juggernaut when I started.

>>166134643
I was never a STEM guy. Not many options left for a dumb dumb like me unfortunately.
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>>166135095
>since we're probably getting a balance patch soon anyway.
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How versatile is Nyx and would I be remiss first picking him every game at 3k?
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>>166135020
beeg american t. t. s
>>
Ember might be broken (desu)
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>>166135123
>I was never a STEM guy. Not many options left for a dumb dumb like me unfortunately.

okay but what the fuck is a degree in japanese

like japanese studies or something?
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>>166135347
I won games where i went 0:4, 0:5 in mid just by getting veil, octarine, travels
>broken as fuck
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>>166135375
learning the language
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>>166135123
Aren't work conditions in Korea not just as fucked up as in Japan? I thought killing yourself because of academic or professional pressure was Korea's favorite pastime next to gookclick.
>>
On a level of 0-10 how unacceptable is it to lose mid to pudge in this patch?
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>>166135486
Korea's entire culture is more 'strict' than japans. And you have artillery cannons point at your appartment by some crazy stalin fancuck in the north
>>
this game has been pretty fun though
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>>166135148
Chinese new year is next week and so is a battle pass, probably.

Are you seriously thinking that we're not going to see nerfs for Luna Ember Necro Treant etc for an entire major?
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>>166135250
>3k
You better play it as Dagon core nyx in that bracket cause Dagger nyx is a badslardar
>>
When the fuck are they going to nerf necro?

>free ghost scepter/slow/heal amp which also made leveling q 5x better
>free 40 damage at lvl 10 which is disgusting for a carry
>aghs ult has 25 second cooldown so you can spam it like a motherfucker and getting all that regen on top

This shit has to end.
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>>166135468
>needing to major in Japanese to learn it
>not just taking the courses while also doing STEM
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>>166135102
that one is on solo though, vp got horribly outdrafted with that tb pick
>>166135250
his main spell is carapace so he is mostly good against heroes with damage auras like ember spirit and radiance carriers and easily anticipated aoe skills
mana burn against high int heroes and wk/medusa is nice too
so not very versatile
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>>166134894
Nope, I was asleep and I'm here now. So are we gonna talk or what?
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>>166135606
do you know who much work that is?
way too much for valve :^]
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why is VP so bad now
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>>166135837
because dota is shit now
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>>166135837
>now
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>>166135837
no counters to terrorblade
>>
>og
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>>166135514
4.

It used to be 10 but the hero is pretty retarded nowadays even if he's melee.
>>
No need to use sunder ay OG?
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>>166135965
Tornado counters tb pretty well actually.
>>
>n0brain
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>>166135674
I was never a STEM guy, and believe me I tried before doing Japanese. It's the fast-paced high pressure problem solving in computing or economics that I couldn't handle.
Language is slow and steady and by the book. Interpreting a sentence by looking at it piece-by-piece and understanding its meaning is relatively simple. It's great but...goddamn do I hate Japan and its culture.
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>>166135965
But n0brain is countering himself.
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>>166136148
nothing counter tb
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>>166136170
At least you can read based Japanese authors in the original. It's not all bad.
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>>166120296
FUCK OFF YOU DYEL
>>
WHY IS NOLANS NOT USING SUNDER TO SURVIVE?
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>Decent teams playing pro Dota
>Thread is moving slow as fuck

DEAD game.
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>digital sports in 11h 2m
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>>166136247
does anybody has that screenshot with TB with 150 HP after 4 decays
i think it was sylar's TB
>>
I figured it out.
You know how I said that Alch was lazyboy gaming last patch where you never pay from behind?
SD is exactly the fucking same. If your cores are shit and their carry is fucking insane, all you do it disrupt them and put on the purge and soul catcher and then shazzam, 150% dmg dealing core, 6v5

Nerf fucking when.
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when the enemy team is pic related and nobody on your team buys a fucking BKB

I rushed silver edge on BS after echo, and built BKB later, thinking i was needed to counter le woman of many misses and skillshots ASAP

nope, Dk went for a fuckin silver edge right after armlet and was useless the entire game, and weaver rushed a fucking linkens against a team of almost fully non skillshot, AOE magic dealers

teamfights were just blown out of the park, and retards were demolished by walls and echos and flares

TEAM OOGA ME ANGRY
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>>166135714

This is what I was looking for thank you.
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>>166135821
Sure, you wanna post a mail or leave a temporary one so i can mail you or should i maybe?
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>>166136437
>no skadi
>>
desu it's miracle that VP still didn't lost being outpicked that hard
n0tail should kill himself if OG lose this
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>>166136405
>decent teams
>VP aka russian secret but worse
>OG king of placing last when it matters
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>>166127150
Fuck off you cosplayer
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>>166136489
>non skillshot

targeted ability, i mean
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>>166136317
That's one thing I sort of enjoy I guess. I'm reading the Fate/Zero light novel which is pretty rad.
>>
>>166136317
if he hates Japan he'll hate traditional Japanese literature even more
>>
When was the golden age of Dota?
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>>166136763
6.83
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>>166136763
p2p
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>>166136637
XD lost one TI
3 major wins
> king of placing last when it matters
XD
ameritard detected
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>>166136307
hmmm
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>>166136560
Just post your throwaway email and i'll hit you up~
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>>166136763
2012-2013
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>>166135123
koreans have:
>starcraft (broodwar: the good one:
>korean BBQ
>KPOP
>korean commericals
>an old but well established esports scene

how did you miss all of that?
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>>166136560
>>166136942
is it just me or are you guys really fucking gay as fuck?
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>>166136841

Fuck off
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>>166136942
Heres a 10 min mail from me, i hope you dont mind it like this [email protected]
Ill message you from my mail then when you send me a mail
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VP playing really sloppy.
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EAT
FUCKING
SHIT
YOU
STUPID
MEME
BUILD
EMBER
>>
stupid OG
>>
>win early and mid game
>win late game
>still cant win because fucking buybacks, shrines, memeback gold
defend highground defense
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>say "golden age of dota" for free yous haha amirite?
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>>166137161
It allows the underdogs to win games they shouldn't so the story lines are epic
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Pick Lina

____
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>Glaives kill Shadow Demon
top lol
>>
>>166136697
Reading's ok. Really tiring for me though, but that's probably because I don't read mainstream stuff like Haruki Murakami, who I'm pretty sure is a pedophile. I have no idea why Americans love him.

>>166137009
Didn't think esports as a career was sustainable because I thought it was just a fad. When I started language studies the only esport was SC2. In the end I thought it was just games, and I would outgrow it sooner or later.
21 gojirrian dorrars though. Goddamn is my face red.
>>
Luna nerf when? Oh wait, never.
>>
>ana
>n0tail
jerax and fly deserve better teammates
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Just remove fucking shrines for fucking sake or nerf their retarded ability to the ground.
>>
>>166137161
Yeah friend, it has nothing to do with the fact that Luna has KotL-tier highground defense with no cooldown especially with an Io on her ass :^)
>>
LMAo 2 BUTTER LMAO
>>
NICE SATANIC LUNA LOL
NICE SATANIC LUNA LOL NICE SATANIC LUNA LOL
>>
wait VP has an Io?
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>>166137023
Can't speak for him but I am yeah
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LMAO 2 BUTTERFLIES

2 BUTTERFLIES!1!!
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>>166137462
wisp missed the tether too
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Luna sure is balanced.
>>
>Ember Spirit
what a dota hero guys.
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nice hero
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SAY
MY
NAME
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>"I'm so tired of these 4k avg games "
>"report this guy"
>check profile
>Solo mmr:4283
what did he mean by this?
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>>166137624
>plays TB against no counters
>got freefarm and destroyed all outer towers pretty early
>still struggles to carry
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>>166137632
>Luna exists
>Ebola Demon exists
This is some real BALANCED shit bois
>>
reminder that n0tail earns money playing this game and 4k players dont
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>>166137743
TB is a fucking garbage hero.
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@166137728
>blogging during esports
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>>166137821
>befriend a jew
>get moeny
/pol/tards?
>>
>>166137728
I mean technically there's nothing wrong with that statement
>>
Fucking hell, just postpone this shitfest already until AMD's drivers actually fucking work.
>>
>>166137905
with jews you win goy
>>
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LATER BITCH
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>Solo
what a fucking retard
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is OG the best team in the world or is it just honeypot?
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>honeypot lans _AND_ a dead game

too much tbqh
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SD is so gross you guys...
>>
Pick firebitch
Win
Dotards?
>>
/d2g/, recommend me an alive game.
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Is Ana /our guy/?
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>>166138238
Dungeons and dragons 2nd edition
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>>166138238
Defense of the Ancients 2
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>>166138238
Candy crush.
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>>166138238
Tetris senpai, the TRUE thinking man's game
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>people think OG can be beaten at this point

LOL
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>>166138169
OG and liquid are pretty much tied for n1
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>>166138238
Overwatch
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>>166137728
>some guy calling me 4k trash on unranked
>he's exactly 5002 mmr
>I'm actually 3k
>mfw
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>>166138238
Chess
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>>166138463
Pretty sure Liquid isn't even relevant.
>>
>>166138238
FTL: Faster Than Light
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>>166138238
>dota 2
>cs go
>path of exile
>overwatch
>paladins
>plebstone
Or just play one of many great indie titles
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>>166138470
>Overwatch is alive
t. delusional little faggot
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>>166138238
An alive game huh
>good esports with no delays
>better skins
>hundred of viable heroes (1new hero per 3months)
>no shrine and bounty runes
>no buyback to give an advantage to the team who won the early game
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>>166138426
leave OG to me
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I don't think you could even count the times sheever has been "accidentally" muted during esports
It ALWAYS fucking happens
>>
>>166138426
you better pray that fly will outdraft VP like in previous game or jerax get his ES since ana and n0brain can't do shit
>>
So is that ramzes kid actually garbage? 2 butterflies instead of satanic.
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the one thing Dota always impresses me with is how it consistently manages to produce worse and worse tournaments
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>>166138798
>n0brain

Yeah, not even gonna defend him after that last game. He had a lot of misplays
>>
why is Sheever so big?
>>
The only thing keeping OW "alive" are the waifus. Competitive is extremely unpleasant to watch and the meta is already stale.
>>
>>166139024
big dick
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>>166139024
Does Cap look sick to anyone else
>>
THAT SHEEVER JOKE
>>
>>166139057
I also see a lot of shit about Korea being rid with hackers, but I dunno about that. I barely pay attention to that game.
>>
WHY IS THE GAP BETWEEN GAMES SO FUCKING LONG WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>166139024
>Sheever
>big
But she's shorter than 190 cm.
>>
>>166139024
so she can handle my monstercock
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>>166139263
so are you
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>>166139024
so she can humilliate my tiny cock
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>>166138484
>queue with some irl friends
>random with 4008 talking to the 3ks as if he's god among men
>>
I want to cum in Sheever's mouth
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>>166139324
>projecting on an anonymous imageboard
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>
>>166139094
there is no Cap on this screen-
oh, yeah, that's a sick cap
did i get it right
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Holy shit , is this STILL going on?
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Ive noticed that magic embers usually go maelstrom, who don't they go radiance instead or maybe both?
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What the hell. Merlini looks like shit
>>
How is a tournament being sponsored by G2A? I thought valve destroyed those betting sites.
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>pc crashed
>again
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>>166139697
some Embers do go Radiance but it depends on the lineup
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>>166139697
they go radiance sometimes
they do it rarely since it's fucking radiance and always pain in the butt to save up that amount of gold
it also doesn't provide that much magic damage increase compared to maelstrom
>>
>>166139697
>easier to build
>more procs cuz of low cd on spells
>better for farming because of high procs
>>
is it gay to like girl (male) support players?
>>
>>166140137
have you seen a pic of her hahahahahaha
>>
>>166140137
It's gay to like dota at all
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WHOA OG picked Ember!

Didn't see that coming!
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>Jerax ES
Jesus Christ, is everyone retarded when drafting against OG?
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>>166138238
vainglory
>>
GIVE EM THE STORM
COMPLETE THE TRINITY
>>
>toby analyzing

uhhhh
>>
anyway, DC vs Secret. Who will win guys?
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>>166140428
>Jesus Christ, is everyone retarded when drafting against OG?

It sure looks like it.
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>>166140560
>tier 1 team against some tier 3 memestack
gee i wonder
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They gonna pick sb and storm to complete the "spirit" strat. Screencap this.
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>>166140681
yeah I thought so
do you think EG will 2-0 faceless or not?
>>
>>166140560
>Dc
I'm getting all my items ready for the bet
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>>166140701
nvm its ruined
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>>166140560
Secret are gonna get fucking shred apart.
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they picked this fucking hero
/d2g/ said he was only good in pubs. Now what you retards?
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>ember spirit
>earth spirit
>vengeful spirit
>VD doesn't draft spirit beaker
Slavtards?
>>
>>166140739
yes
>>
>when your country is so poor it can't afford chairs
>>
>>166140681
>>166140827
isn't Puppey on Secret though?
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>>166140739
hmmm I don't know
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Have you noticed how every esport since 7.00 has had some big technically issues?
rmyt
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>>166140941
if you want better chairs please pay for first class tickets. This isn't the west you entitled piece of shit. This is mother croatia
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what is wrong with this image
am i retarded
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thread's looking good, lads and ladettes
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>>166140739
probably yes, but you know how those game could go
use your own fucking judgement if you are betting
>>166140942
were you asleep for last half of the year
>>
>>166141039
how does wanting a chair being entitled? how poor is Croatia that they can't afford chairs
>>
>>166141085
report lifestealer for being fucking poor
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Which hero has had the most anal sex?
>>
Does anyone have some sexy Sheever pics?

I need to fap
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>>166141141
poorest balkan country , serbia is richest
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>>166141110
>ladette is actually a word
can't make this shit up

fucking bongs

but seriously, based fucking anglo bros
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Reminder that og vs vp was supposed to start at 8am
It is now 3pm and game 2 just started
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>>166141141
you want chairs that aren't made of plastic, for free?
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is there a hero that man can't play as pos 4 support
>>166141187
slark easily
>>
Time for another game of guess that MMR!

>"Bane is a terrible pick against Morphling, once he buys Linkens at like 25 mins, you can't ult him anymore"
>>
>>166141187
enchantress
>>
>>166141293
>you'll never top a bottom bitch slark
>>
>>166141187
me
>>
how do you even manage to have so many shitty computers at a high profile sponsored videogame tournament
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What the fuck
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>GUYS WE NEED SAPPORT
>gib bat
>but lil, support
>yes, support
>okay lil you are stronk and big i pick bat
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SEEMS LIKE GHOSTS ARE PLAYING THIS GAME LADS
EBIN SHIT :DDDDDD
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>>166141335
literally 1k. Bane is one of the best against Linkens
>>
this is croatian production quality
>>
>>166141437
it's the ghost of vp
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>>166141335
1.5k?
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>>166141286
>worst coast cuckolds

also
>n0tis is good

my sides

>>166141443
i swear to god i literally just went to post this exact image and got duplicate
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>this fucking overlay
there is no way this is accidental how does this even happen
>>
>>166141335
4k
>>
>Jerax going on a suicide mission
>twitch chat erupts into ANELE without anyone getting banned
I missed based dota esports
>>
I actually thought my monitor broke down because of that "after image"
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>>166141501
>>166141497
>>166141443
>>166141519
/pol/faces fuck off
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>gulag chock full of facebros
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based thread
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>DOTA
>IS
>OFFICIALLY
>DYING
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>The russian sinkhole of VP
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>>166141559
>no dota hero that uses after images
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>>166141681
>>166141658
>>166141501
>>166141497
>>166141443
>>166141732
>>166141741
EPIC
>>
>>166141164
no, i'm the void
the lifestealer could solo me and i could barely get him to 20% hp if i chrono'd him and focused only him

then he turns around and regens his HP back up and bashes me into 20% hp

course, this was 1 rare occasion, i chrono'd and focused the squishy invoker, slardar, undying and sometimes morphling when the shitter left himself at almost max agi and couldnt react in time to

>imba no lifesteal
>sacrificing 6000 gold item slot to a vlads

i begged my teamshits to buy a vlads, but only useful one was the desolator treant

>imba sell BKB for abyssal

Also, still no travels just because i was still saving up and thinking what the fuck to buy to not get molested anymore.
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>>166141519
twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves
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Jerax putting on a fucking clinic
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>>166141809
EBIN
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IT'S TIME
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> a finn is the best player in the world
>>
Does Starcraft 2 even have a general anymore
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some still worship the old gods
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>based 10/10 broodwar matches between flash and dong with artosis casting

>facebros back on /vg/

we all knew this trump timeline was fucked up

but does time actually repeat in this existence
>>
>>166141813
both battlefury and mjolnir?
what the fuck? sell the battlefury and buy mkb or satanic
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>>166141927
>>
maybe idk ban the ember spirit?
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>>166141987
>tfw sc2 cucks are actually saying the brood war hype is 'just nostalgia'
>tfw jaedong vs flash got more concurrent views than anything in sc2 history by far
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>>166142035
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>d2g
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WE'RE STILL HERE

WE REALLY CAN NEVER LEAVE
>>
that's a support ramzes
>>
why did the thread suddenly explode into faces?
>>
>>166141927
no. Threads have been deleted on sight for a couple of weeks now

for years there has been no game discussion, even during major tournaments everyone just blogged and spammed kpop
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How did it come to this?
>>
>>166142170
>he doesn't know the original shitposters of /vg/

kys reddit
>>
>"good read from both carries"
>n0brain dies immediately
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le yellow face
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DEE TWO GEE
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/SCV/ WW@
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>>166142170
>explode into faces
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>>166142170
>explode into faces
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>>166142170
>why did the thread
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>>166142170
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lol
>>
>>166142032
battlefury helped with tearing up the squishies, and killing undying zombies
i couldn't get myself to sell it, even though i normally would lategame

we still won like this, but i feel if i had been good at killing the ls real fast in a chrono, rather than killing the rest of the team, it would have been over quicker and with less bad turnarounds
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>>166142328
>>166142332
explode into MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
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>>166142170
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>
>>166142289
reporting in
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>>166142289
right fucking here bro
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>>166142496
>>166142461
>>166142458
>>166142407
>>166142378
>>166142332
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>Pick drow
>lose
>>
yeah ur all getting banned :^)
>>
does brood war even have a general?
Is that why you faggots are invading this thread?
we could use the bumps so ty

OG seems to have won
>>
>>166142571
how can scv "invade" something that they created?
>he doesn't know the original dota2 threads from 2011-2012
>>
I think they ran out of faces to post
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>>166142565
BOARD CULTURE
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>people don't even know that d2g was an scv offshoot

>>166142662
>ran out of faces
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>>166142662
>>
>>166142673
how are /pol/faces board culture?
>>
xd ebic twitch chat thread, retards

real nice discussion about the game of dota 2
>>
So I just did something really stupid.

After being placed in LPQ for the 2nd time this week and this time it really was for no half-good reason, I was nothing but mannered and helpful every game but I can't stop the enemy luna from reporting me for picking SD or some russian from reporting me for not letting him get a rampage. Anyway, I got frustrated and I used sandbox to cheat my way out of LPQ thinking it was no big deal but I just found out I'm shadowbanned now. I don't even know if this is a permanent thing or not, but it might mean that my main where I have thousands of games and even went competitive for a while might be unplayable now. I'm thinking about playing on a smurf, but is there some way that I could possibly fix this? I haven't ever done anything "bad" or cheated before and it's not like I cheated in ranked or anything. Anyone have advice, please?
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>>166142662
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>>166142662
>RAN OUT
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>>166142662
>>
>>166142792
>polfaces
i remember when that retard unironically used this and shibbolethed himself as a redditor
>>
Hillary was objectively the better candidate, it's a shame you manchildren couldn't deal with the fact that she's a woman
>>
Fucking hell, VP. Just call it already
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>ran out of faces
>>
thanks for keeping the general alive
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>VP GETTING BTFO
>MEANWHILE FACEBROS HERE SHITPOSTING

I LOVE THE GULAG
>>
>>166142802
>even went competitive for a while
4k doesn't exactly qualify as competitive you know
>>
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>ran out of faces
>vp

I don't know which is funnier
>>
>VP
wev
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when's the next broodwar match lads?

that flash vs dong game was better than anything in dota since TI5
>>
>flamebreaking out of kinetic field

like seriously ugh
>>
they should just call it already
that's just sad
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Why has slav dota been shit since TI3
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chenposting >facebro posting
>>
Stop the faces or you will face consequences
>>
they need to make earthspirit easier to play. The problem with the hero is the difficuly
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>finite faces
>>
How could the shortcut "d2g" be recycled now that the current incarnation of the general is dead and not related to the formerly alive game "Dota" anymore?
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Wait who brought back facebros?
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>>166143153
>CONSEQUENCES
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>trump inaugurated
>facebros immediately return
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Last time I saw a blue bitch get fucked this hard I was watching Avatar porn.
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>>166142792
>/pol/faces

LURK


THE


FUCK


MOAR


NEWFAG
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IT

NEVER

ENDS
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Reminder
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IT

JUST

KEEPS

HAPPENING
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>>166143393
>>166143393
>>166143393
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is jerax the best 4 position of all time?
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