Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Yawar BSJ pissing match
Tier 2 and some change dramu best dramu

Bananaslam jamma that biochemical engineer that's kissed a girl is about to carry with clinkz and dumpster some shitstains with ixmike on hitbox come watch it you shitstains dogshits

>>166059801
Source?

>>166056818
it was party mmr so his pretty decent stack was carrying him,
He was actually way less annoying than on his twitch but I gotta say his games sense is really suspect, his retard persona is not an act.

>player claims he's not the reason why he loses
>they have a dotabuff
>its sub 50%

erry time

>>166059913
bsj pls go

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Soe is a beautiful woman and the love of my life.

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post em

>dying as timbersaw
>during laning

Holy shit hitbox is shit. It's the shittiest streaming website ever. So fucking low quality and shit

>>166060815
it is common knowledge that all streaming sites besides twitch are money laundering schemes

>>166060972
That explains why fly is sponsored by them.

>>166061085
delete this or get used to looking behind your back goy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPtxJzahXs

where did he go?

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>had a long day of dotards with mostly wins and fun games
>only game i can remember is when i tried to play an int support

Why do these still exist? They suck ass, awful to play and just make for a bad time for everyone on your team.

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>>166061316
appereantly his coworkers found his videos and then he deleted them

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>>166061316
Moved on from dota
Was a sad day when it happened

>>166061545
good for him

freedom fucking lost

poor 747 having to play with sneyfat

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>guy picks arc warden
>says he's supporting
>never buys any support items after buying cour and starter wards
>first item after he rushes midas is a necrobook (level 1) at 30 minutes
Really tickles your neurons.

>>166061368
>int supports
>bad
slate meme my friend
pic related is a better meme

these shitstains look 2k mmr
fcuking NAs finest

>>166062026
I'll give you ten (10) seconds to name one (1) relevant int support.

>>166062323
sd

>>166062362
Oh right. But that's the only one.

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>>166062440

btfod

>>166062323
ogre

>>166062323
When did CM stop being good?

>>166062584
>int

>>166062323
nyx

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>>166062323
I can name five (5) non-int supports that AREN'T relevant.
Sven
Treant Protector
Gyrocopter
Arc Warden
Spirit Breaker

As for a SINGLE (one) relevant int hero?
Jackie Chan
Oh wait
I mean Jakiro

>>166062323
slark

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my non-cuckolding waifu

>>166061518
That's a funny image, mind if I save it?

>>166063342
absolutely not, no sharing here

banana shistain slam jamma won a pro game

Chaos knight now has a built-in lifesteal.

Does that mean he can now jungle lvl 1?

me ooga
team ooga

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>d2g less than 100 posts in 1 hour
wew you guys are going at a rate of one post per 10 minutes here haha

>>166063789
any hero can jungle from lvl 1

>>166063798
ded thread
ded gaem

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>decide to get back into dota after a few months.
>First game out Meepo builds 2 Dragon lances.
Well thats enough dota for a few months

>>166064064
Anon that's the pro build.

>>166064064
read the patch fuckface, meepo has 100% stats share without aghs
here I'll even do the work for you
http://www.dota2.com/700/
now you need to press cntrl + f to find the things you're looking for
I hope the hawd wowds awent twoo hawd fooww you

>>166064209
I refuse to believe this

>>166064247
>meepo has 100% stats share without aghs
>without ags
wtfffff

>>166064247
Guess I missed this in my TWO MONTH ABSENCE. Way to be a cunt

>>166064314
its to make up for camps only spawning half as often

>>166064261
dragonlance is the cheapest stats. Pros like w33haa abed and ajit even go 3-4 dragonlances because you don't care about teh lategame you just wanna tank up and roflstomp.

>>166064064
retard

>>166064371
camp spawn nerf is the worst thing that happened to dota since memeback

>>166064370
your mother didnt teach you how to say 'thank you'?
literally regret helping you, you little brat
>gee Im gonna play dota after a major patch and then whine about things being different
well I'm sorry my mean words hurt you

>>166059608
Is DOTA worth getting into

>>166064593
is crack worth smoking?

no

>>166059913
are BSJ and chi long qua the same person? i always wonder

>>166064593
it's the only game worth getting into nowadays

>>166064389
lmao
this item should be removed

>>166064593
is it worth it to inject heroin?
obviously not

>>166064593
nope

the game has gotten worse

>>166064635
fucking moralfag

>>166064736
You only get more than 1 on meepo because he's special. Besides ranged heroes need something too. Melee have echosabre

>>166061518
If my co-workers found out about my autistic screeching videos I would delete them too.

>>166064959
Just like my games. Everyone has the same level of farm except me because im good at last hitting. I still belong here because i hate fighting. Day9 is better than me

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Meanwhile in 1k; too much cropping edition

>>166064878
remove echosabre
enough right clickery

>>166064906
>>166065068
report leshrac and dazzle for being poor

>>166065170
Dazzle was talking shit constantly, except he typed at 5 wpm so that's what he did most of the game

>>166065068
>Lich has more farm than voker

L M O A

>>166065170
lmao

i learnt to shittalk in russian from all the dota, and they tend to say that in the global chat

So far, I've been most succesful in pubs using any kind of roaming hero with a single target stun.

Venge, Ogre, CK, SK, teammates rarely hesitate when your enemy can't move and is already at half heath.

I think I'm having fun.

>>166065287
I'm the invoker and had 500+ by the end of the game, Lich was in base most of late game so he racked up a ton of gold defending

>>166065068
ID pls, I'm free tonight and there is nothing fun on Netflix

>>166065476
>I'm the invoker
HAHHAHAHHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAH

YOU LOST A GAME

YOU LOOOOOOOOOST YOU FUCKING LOOSER

AND HE EVEN ADMITTED IT

P
A
T
H
E
T
I
CCC

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>>166065567

>>166065476
Well at least you got a pretty pimpin set. Gotta get those early towers with your forge spirits though boyo.

>i'm drunk let's play dota
Fucking drunk east europeans
Worthless subhuman trash. Hopefully at the end of the century east europe will have fully embraced the civilized manners of the west and the remnants of the century of complete russian domination will be gone but until then...

>>166065674
Mm, tried QW for the first time after a ton of QE games so I didn't really have much to do with forge spirits early, especially after volvo nerfed them again.

>>166065774
Dude, what are you on about? Playing while boozed is a guaranteed method to climb in MMR

>>166065779
>1k
>Invoker
You're what's wrong with the trench

>I play what I want
You sure do buddy

When sieging with slark I sometimes pounce and immediately shadowblade into the blind spot between towers. You can easily initate on their support or a weaker hero and your team can walk up the ramp.

>>166065774
ebal tebia v zhopu, i tvoiku mamku

>>166065907
>I meant literally 1k
qt strawman tho

>>166066060
Even google translate can only understand half of this shit
Really makes you think

At least it's not written in moonrunes

>>166066257
>moonrunes
their alphabet and your alphabet are literally both derived from the same one

it's actuallly the same characters, just the calligraphy is a little different

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>have luna
>get mmr
>be against luna
>not get mmr
what did helm of the dominator mean by this?

>>166065068
buddy if u wanna get out of 1k you need to pick heroes that damage buildings and split push the entire game and you'll win 75% of your games brah

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>>166066640
how do you play furion?

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>wraith king has a fucking 58% winrate sub 2k

>>166067269
+6 treants

>>166067269
dont play meme heroes. play real heroes that can fight, morph, jugg, luna... get early manta/travels and keep lanes pushed out. if you see the enemy team grouped up in another lane, push, take towers, take raxes and you'll win most of your games.

furion is just a shit hero because he can't fight for shit, you can split push with many other heroes and still be able to fight.

gonna try a smurf
wish me luck

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This REALLY made me think, dotards
What do you think?

>>166067902
passives are op

>>166067902
Everyone except maiden is immune to physical damage.
Can't really explain maiden tho.

>>166067902
2k's are retards who cares

>>166068135
the only heroes immune to physical damage are omni and necro

>>166067902
HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE

>>166067902
Except cm and luna none of them can die
CM gives regen which is the most important part of retard dota
Luna is just a good hero

>>166068135
Roots are borderline broken this patch, as they often have a higher uptime than regular stuns while accomplishing pretty much the same.

Also, CM root disarms.

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VR dota porn game when?
I want to fuck the majority of dotas female cast, especially Lina

>>166068770
>Lina

shit taste I want to make Rylai a woman and cuddle with Naga

>>166068770
We don't even have good dota porn and you want a VR dota porn game?

>>166067902
nerco is broken cause xd ur dead for 140 seconds but its only got a 20 second cd meme

abandon is broken cause xd im under ur tower xd stop healing me

underloard cause xd u casnt walk there xd free tp xd

>>166068937
>necro is broken

love this meme

>>166069057
he's immune to damage

>>166069282
physical damage, hit him with magical in his ghost form

or just stun him during his ghost form and beat his ass afterwards

ps

lotus orb, linken's sphere, glimmer cape, pipe of insight

>>166059608
Boys, I need some LoL pros talking shit about LoL and praising Dota as the superior game for a fight on the internet, get on it.

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When are the qualifiers or the next big tournament or whatever over? We need a real fucking patch already. Dota is a mess right now.

>>166069568
already happened

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>>166062601
1k MMRs think she is the worst hero in the game for some reason that I can't understand (even though her win rate peaks at like 60% in sub 2k or something)

>>166069549
Come on you niggers I know you have the screencap of that guy showing his trophies.

>this fucking draft
So much for team freedom 2.0

>>166069796
>1K think she is the worst hero
>highest pick rate
looks like it didn't make you think at all

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>>166069934
ha ha nice one.

I was referring to the 1k MMR posters on this board who always whine about CM, obviously.

>>166069462
magic amp is only 20%, easliy negated and stand around him for over 20 seconds and u die for 3 minutes ebin

>>166066640
This. The only way to get out of the 1-2k shithole is to splitpush them to death.

Most of your teammates are shit, your mid will be a wannabe invoker, ember, pudge... If you have 1 support consider yourself happy, maybe he will buy courier too but don't expect more. You are alone in this, it's not a teamgame anymore, it's you and 9 bots.

>>166067521
Furion is not that bad in the trench, most people don't know how to deal with him. Splitpusher/Necro carriers are good, people don't know how to deal with necrobook either.

Fast and efficient junglers are good too because people can't last hit and most lanes are splitting them. The keyword here being efficient.

>3 times in a row the same shitter that fed as monkey king
>then a shit team thay fed 10 kills 6 minutes in while my opponent mid was getting his ass licked by their supports
i'm fucking done

>>166070315
never

EVER

immediately queue after a bad game

wait like, five or ten minutes before queuing again so you can avoid them

>you will never get over queueing for ranked anxiety
>so you just play unranked

;~;

>>166069929
apologize

>>166070951
u hav autism

>>166071423
>feeding memeback gold
>no actual carry
>25 minutes
They hit 30 minutes without two lanes of rax it's fucking over.

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>people still post about this piece of trash since Super Smash DotA v7.00: Talent Tree Edition

>>166071845
quack quack

>>166071845
Well yeah, it's better than ever.

>>166071845
but they dont
these threads are on life support

>>166071481
okay they got 2 lanes what now?

>>166071845
t. eceleb watcher, shitposter, apprentice meme creator, twitch chat master.

>>166072154
The creep advantage lengthens their lineups timing.

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>teammate is absolute fucking garbage
>fucking feels like an account buyer
>zero game sense or farming ability
>after the loss look at his steam profile to see how many hours he has in this shit
>notice a bunch of /vg/ groups he's in
>he's probably here right now
>mfw
the absolute misfortune of playing with any of you fuckers good lord

>>166072824
link his profile

Do you think they tried to make Range Lone Druid viable so they can better sell cosmetics of him that aren't True Forms?

>>166072824
wow rude

>>166071986
rebbit rebbit

>>166072824
>/vg/ groups
That's actually a thing ? How alone people can be in their life, that's sad actually

>>166073007
>he didn't play in the inhouse
You'll never understand senpai.

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>>166072904
i'm a cunt but i'm not that big of a cunt
also looked up his dotabuff and he's an autistic hero spammer who only picks 3 different cores he has hundreds of games with and loses every game he doesn't pick one of those heros
this is truly another side of autisim i've never seen before at my mmr

>>166073272
link him man, maybe it will be a wake up call

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>>166073272
>caring about some d2g shitter

>>166073272
post link u faggot

>>166068735
Nigger, the most important change to CM is creeps don't cancel clarities

Why does it feel so shitty to play position 5 support?

>>166073359
>>166073403
nigga he's not holding back because he cares he's worried you'll ID him by watching that guy's games

>>166073272
>Anonymous image board
>Join a group dedicated to an Anonymous image board on steam
>Doesn't make his steam profile private
>not anonymous

Link it faggot.

That depends on the circumstances of the games you've played, on the treatment of your teammates, and you contributions to the game as a position 5 support.

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>Fluff, it's time.

>pick QoP mid
>against pudge
>get hooked
>no help from support
>ask for ward
>no ward
>hooked again
>proceed to lose mid because of shit support
>ask for gank
>no gank
>ask support to buy bottle
>laugh

Fuck this game, how do I get out of the 1k shithole guys ? I'm tired of being with shitty teammates holding me back, I'm really concidering buying an account at this point.

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it's been four fucking years come on man help a nigga out

>>166073798
what am i looking at

>>166073934
>losing against pudge as a qop
You have no right to complain

>>166073934
buy your own ward

>>166074014
dota 2 playerbase, seems to be losing players rapidly after 7.0

>>166073934
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Pudge Hooks Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Blink Away From The Pudge Like Nigga Press W Haha

New item :

Full moon (8025)

Moon Shard (2000)
Moon Shard (2000)
Recipe (25)
+400 Attack speed
+450 Night Vision

Drops upon death

DOTARDS?

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>>166073997
just undercut by 1 penny you jew

when does High Skill matches start?
I got from 1.5 to 2.7k mmr and I'm not saying that these matches are high skill, but I have it there as an objective.

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why do so many russian cuties play dota?
what attracts them to it?

>>166074371
high skill is low-mid 3k and vhs is mid 3k and up

>>166074371
>normal skill
>high skill
>very high skill

What did they mean by this ?

>>166064370
I have bad news anon, youre the cunt.

>>166074457
a shitty way to only differentiate the bulk of where the players are (3k)

>>166074121
doesn't seem very rapid

>>166074436
how do they rate the percentiles to make the cut?
like 80% and under are Normal Skill players or something?

>>166074594
Where is low skill level ?

>>166074594
>3k

2k is the bulk

>>166074642
shut the fuck up and install League of Legends already

>Started to gain mmr after 7.00
>Start to random after the race war starts
>FREE MMR
Also americans are the worst supports, fuck drumpf and fuck white people.

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havent watched dota in months

for 2017 so far, what big tournaments are taking place and what days?

why does ixmike88 eat with his bare hands?

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>>166074749
>League of Legends

lmfao

>>166074860
do you wear gloves or something?

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>>166074860
to get to the other side!

>>166074890
>this is from a game that doesn't even have voice chat

can't imagine how butt-coddled LoL players are

>>166074890
What's this ?

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>>166074890
>>166075057
>TFW this picture isn't shopped

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>>166075057
A survey

>>166071986
hey vahlen how is your day going

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>>166075205
post em

>>166075205
>>166075542
Is this for reals?

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Reminder there is literally no excuse to play Dota over League of Legends.

>>166075684
league is an unironically better designed game at this point

>>166076117
even dota in the flaming dumpster state is still better than league

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>>166076117
okay then how about you unironically explain and support that opinion

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>Team ooga
>Enemy booga

I only get helpful teammates now and i feel compelled to help them every single match too, feels like a fever dream

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>>166075684
>league of legends is more aggressive
>league of legends is more active

if you compare dota to most browser games, it's a really good browser game

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>>166076242

ceo of eg is streaming dota!

hahaha ppd just got low prio. this meme never gets old. thanks valve, now i can turn the stream off cause it'll be a shit show for the next 3 hours.

>>166077047
well now i want to watch because he is in low prio

>>166077047
low prio is fine t: reddit

>>166076242
ive seen many pro dota games with scores like that late, its not even uncommon with china

>>166076242
>>166076608
>pro teams with names like samsung galaxy and sk telecom

aaaahaahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJ1bKgME6Q
The feels man..

>>166077424
>ive seen many pro dota games with scores like that late
back in TI3 maybe

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>54% winrate before region lock
>now sub 50

p-pls come back peruvians, i apologize.

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>enemy have quite a bit of a lead
>they lose 1 (one) teamfight
>they implode from within cause its 5 peruvian shitheads each throwing a tantrum

>>166077919
No, now suffer.

>>166077559
TongFu is a brand of Chinese porridge. But still miles ahead of those guys.

>>166077919
>not having a consistent 60% winrate on both dire and radiant

does ppd not know that games with leavers dont count in low prio?

or was that thing changed

>let me mid let me mid
>tinker
>inspect 8min in
>build 1/2/1/1
>no soul ring
>try to remember why you play this game

>>166078548
As long as there are multiple people on each team the game still counts I'm pretty sure.

>>166077919
>before region lock
When did this happen? I've been out of the loop.

>>166064593
No it isn't.
Now fuck off.

>>166075684
>why play league of legends instead of dota?
because before league came out you fuckers essentially killed the mod and the website, trying to dwiddle it's playerbase so they would play your new shitty knockoff

>>166064593

If you enjoy a challenge

>>166064593
watch the day9 stream on wednesdays at 1pm pst if you want to learn

>>166074387
The same reason there are lots of cute LoL streamers everywhere else.
Its hugely popular and girls get into it to get uncontested male attention.

>>166075684
>Literally balanced by blizzard entertainment

That's why desu senpai

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>>166077919
>When the pedros are so fucking retarded they attempt damage control on the single most desolate dota 2 discussion on the internet
You guys never cease to amaze me on how fucking retarded can you be in every single aspect conceivable jesus christ all mighty

>>166077919
This right fucking here m8. I have less peruvians on my team which is great. But I still get at least 1 peruvian. He is mucho retardo, much more condensed than the normal peruvian. I ask myself, "is a peruvian living in america?" - this has to be it. Fucking commies.

>>166071845
The talent tree was the feature that I hated the most when I first heard about 7.00.
Now its unironically the feature I like the most.

should I learn morph or should I learn meepo?

>>166080431
meepo you shit

>>166080431
learn meepo anyone can learn morph

biggest thing about meepo is learning control groups

some meepos will have a control for each meepo, or 4+1 or 3+1+1 or something else.

Is it possible to win with core depressed disco goat these days?

>>166080661
he's okay

Is Arc Warden a bad hero against deathball?

Yes I know Arc Warden is a bad hero in general, but is he worse against deathball?

>>166080749
He does nothing against deathball.

>>166080812
I'm gonna eat ur face QT >>>:3

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>>166080749
>is hero with only single target offensive abilities bad against deathball
let me get back to you on that one

>>166081047
Okay so my suspicions that I become useless when the enemy team clump up as 5 at 20 minutes are correct then, what a shit meta for him

guys how do i improve my treant game?
I snatch their safelane rune
I get firstblood
I buy wards
I harass their safelane support
their support buys sentry
I deward and harass some more
I buy more wards
at this point im usually 7 0 @15 minutes in
but I basically have no items, i have a phase boots and maybe gloves of haste but at this point my team always begin to lose hard and for some reason I always get the blame wat do?

>Still ZERO(0) reason to play Dota 2


Lemme know when they Report system isnt broken.

what are the most problematic/OP heroes this patch?
Let's take Monkey King and Luna out of this, because they are what most people will choose for obvious reasons.

I think Jugg with it's healing ward needs to be nerfed somehow, because the whole team fighting and pushing aspect of it is ridiculous. Any good Jugg will position it so that you have to overextend to kill it, so it feels a little cheap. Maybe cut the healing for other heroes to 50%.
Underlord is way too good also, Pit of Malice zoning is extremely good and he can hit like a truck building supportish/defensive.
Slardar might also need a nerf, but I feel that he just got way too benefited with shrines and constant fighting, so it's more of a meta thing.
I don't know about Meepo, he is not that problematic, but he might just get nerfed because pros know how to abuse him too much. I've seen it banned a lot

>>166081394
Midas > blyat dagger > aghs and Ward the whole enemy jungle so you can steal all their farm every 2 minutes

>>166081394
not build phase, it's good for solo, but you are supposed to support in some ways, like a dark seer, tide or an underlord
roam mid or safe
rush a mek if your team isn't getting one, a blink if you are the initiator or a hotd if you need regen and some more punch in midgame fights
if you are super ahear, maybe get an aghs and ward their safelane jungle so they don't feel safe, and snowball from there. The other option is to meme with radiance.

where's the patch doturds?

>>166074164
Put a gem in there and I'll upvote it on reddit

i stopped playing after 7.00 dropped
>is the monkey KANG still broken?
>is the hud still absolutely fucked, is it possible to use the old one yet?
>are the performance issues fixed?

ty

>>166082658
yes no no

>>166081507
The report system doesn't affect you in any way. You'll know when it isn't "broken" anymore when your favorite eceleb isn't in low prio every 12h anymore.

Can we get a twitch general already ?

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who would win in a fight, gameshitter or streamcuck?

>>166082658
yes in the literal sense that when he casts his ult the game shits itself for most people
yes, no
no

>>166082906
gameshitter

no contest

>>166080597
1+2+2 is just spiffy

>>166082658
mk is WAY weaker in 7.01 than it was in 7.00. his passive is still too good. but you can win against win easily

>teammate goes offlane Lycan
>lose game
Who would have guessed

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>>166062026
>be born tall
>posture like this

just slap your creator in the face why dont you

>>166083870
I pity people that play at an mmr where that shit doesn't work.

who's the most a e s t h e t i c hero?

>>166077827
holy crap...

>>166085612
Spectre

>>166062609
ogre is int you fucking tard

So Druid is literally better than most heroes, even without his bear. Literally get dragon lance and mjolnir and win games.

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>start up a unranked pub to chill
>enemy duostack instalock sd+luna

>>166086814
>counter pick underlord
>win

>>166086814
Pick Ember and defend forever.

>>166085002
Please explain to me how is offlane lycan good.

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>tfw no steak hero

>>166086814
time to meepo them

>play unranked
>games are about even
>play team ranked
>pick the most stupid shit imaginable
>destroy the shitty tryhards in the vast majority of the game
Is the skill level in unranked really higher than in ranked?

>>166087170
>who is spirit breaker

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so techies is good now?

>>166087000
It isn't, but in the trench anything works.

lost four games in a row. Please post Soe to cheer me up gulag.

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2 hours till esports a back boys

>>166087170
i want to have sex with that steak

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>>166087170
>not well done

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Dotapit schedule for today

>>166088070
>Lacoste
WTF
IS LELCOSTE BACK?

what are your meepo hotkeys?
im trying
1 - main meepo
2 - lvl 3 meepo
3 - all other meepos

is it good?

>>166087628
dude
look at this thread they are talking about you
>>/r9k/34282290

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>>166088134
>it's real
what the fuck

>>166088283
nice la

>>166088283
Every day you link a new thread on a different shitposting board like you're not the one that did it. Stop anytime my friend

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Only 9 inches?

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>>166088357
>>166088465
ummmm guys

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Dotard May Cry

BSJ is our guy.

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This PPD stream is so good

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hello?

>>166090520
thanks for the new wallpaper anon

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today is another day dotards
hope dota two can was all the bad things away

>>166088858
Not at all, pretty sure he isn't even white

>>166090689
i ate mcdonalds 3 times this week

who are /ourguys/ at dotapit?

>>166090923
secret

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How's it gonna be nerfed?

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Why aren't there any successful dota 2 african american nigger pros? It's really activating my almonds

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>>166090983
man i cant wait to watch dc blow them the fuck out into best of 1's where they barely have any hope for survival

>>166091069
Black people tend to gravitate towards console games.

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>>166091069

african people cannot compete with white and asian intellect. they are genetically inferior subhumans and should be eradicated from earth hence why they play fighting games.

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What should I have done as Void this game?
The game was good till we had megas. Felt useless when we had megas because if I jumped sniper his team would kill me, if I jumped anyone else he would kill me.
Maybe just get bkb and jump sniper? I had blink and vlads too but ended up selling them, ended up buying sb to try and sneak and rat them.
Also waiting for them to get out of the base and pick off one of them was not possible.

>>166076242
>10-6 @ 53mn
>Dota is a game that promote defensive play (sic)
>With league you're right into the action (sic)

Really makes your neuronal system tingle

>>166091348
>ppd whining and complaining about low prio
>flames his teammates all the time when they mess up

Gee, How could ppd POSSIBLY be getting put in low prio?

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how do I change this shit? first the dota ui and now google, when will these fucking shit companies learn that you dont fix whats not broken

>>166091471
Thank for the free (you) I guess.

>>166090983
Secret might be unironically our guys since all the redditard rtz/EE bandwagoners have stopped supporting Secret.
Plus, pld-god?
MP and midone?
El Presidente?

I'm in.

>>166091517
shouldn't you be practicing, puppey?

>>166091517
what about Misery fans? am I reddit now?

>>166091069
I don't know how you could justify to your black parents that you want to play computer games for 12 hours a day 7 days a week over getting a job, playing bball or hanging out with your friends

>>166059608
how do I build this banana?

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>>166091606

>black parents

>>166091330
>buy a BKB
>chrono sniper
>win
wew that was difficult

>>166091606
>black parents
>over getting a job
hmmm

>>166091561
Think about it. Puppey convinced people to play with him without signing contracts. He then accepted a streaming gig and made EE and Arteezy to make up the team's 200 hours and just played gem TD all day. They didn't even fulfill the contract in the end and it ended up costing them a hundred thousand dollars. Jumpstarted Misery and w33 and made them millionaires by kicking them and forcing them to make a NA top2 team. Dragged Arteezy/EE down to last place purgatory.
Guy's a hero.

>>166091578
DC was practically reddit after they 2nd placed at TI, just like how AF was suddenly --THEIR GUYS-- when they came 2nd at Boston.

>>166091707
Ok, parent*
But seriously, you can't justify staying at home all day to your black mom while white/asian/whatever people can.

>>166087934
as Hank Hill would say "Get the FUCK OUT"

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Hey dotards, so I have been playing your shitty game for the past 3 months and I have 700 commends, not that I care about commends because I am not some peruvian shitter. The point I am trying to make is I am at 4k mmr should I just go pro since I improved this fast.

>>166092170
Last night i bond burgered your sister?

>>166092170
You Pierce Brosnan McDonalds Hamburger'd my sister?

>>166092218
>>166092256
pierced sisters buns

>>166092218
>>166092256
hey red.dit

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>>166092218
>>166092256
>>166092296

>dotapit
>armpit

dotards?

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how do you trigger people after you win games

>type ?
>use pic related as dota profile picture

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>>166092520
"gg ez" after a 140 minute game or any game where u played techies

>>166092520
why would I want to trigger people, I just disconnect and go next

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>see my brother playing arc warden
>i told him its my favorite hero
>he tells my stfu

DOTARDS?

>>166092520
Write "fun game"

>>166092637
1v1 him arcwaden mid no courier

how do I wash my mousepad?

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>no cute guy to queue with and be his pocket support

okay.....

>>166092826
buy a new one

buy a steel mouse pad and if then just get a separate hand rest thingy

>>166092520
>gg! this is a really fun hero

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>>166091945
now this is the mental gymnastics i come here to see
fantastic

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>>166092861
are you a female? (male) Is this meant to be?

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>mfw Day9 hopped from superdeadgame2 to another dead game
>mfw reddit is lapping it all up
Why do people like Day9 anyway?

>>166093095
That pic cracks me up every time

I am, yes

>>166092861
Are you on eu little boy?

Where's the Dotapit stream, doturds

>>166093202
in my pants COME AND GET IT!

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>>166093245
GAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.................

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I heard you bitches weren't supporting my team.
This better not happen again or else.

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>>166093301
dont pretend you weren't impressed...

>>166093185
US east, but my latency is playable on EU west I believe

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https://www.twitch
.tv/dotapit

Esports are live

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>>166093453
I've seen that image a thousand times.

Why the fuck would I be impressed?

>>166093639
Thanks, horse-face.

>dotapit splash screen on repeat
>draft is happening in background
Croatian efficiency

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>>166093752
because you are gay and saw that image 1000 times
wow anon just admit it so we can both move on and hook up like were supposed to!

>yfw lactose

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>>166093908
what the fuck

I'm not gay, dude.

>>166093991
Holy shit I knew it was the gay adelaide avatarfag entertaining this gay rp bullshit.
Can you both get the fuck out and never come back please?

>>166092946
Sshhh go practice Puppey, seriously, you need it.

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>>166094056
What the fuck, seriously

I'm not Adelaide either.

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>>166094056
someone's jealous they didnt get invited to the RP party....

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>tfw esports is as dead as the game

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Remember to report all erp faggots