/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>NPCs that shoot you with pinpoint accuracy from across the map give up because you're approaching your desired location

>>165969083
2nd for depression kicking in

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28 hours

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2 million in 2 days, and people actually like working and killing for you. The game as it should be

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Uh huh.
Great.

>>165971078
how?

>>165971198
What is the story behind Gerard anyway. He seems like a dirty rat

>>165971759
wow rude

Finally. I have Retro Comet and Sultan RS. I reached my endgame. I'm free

>>165971198
>here's $6000 bro

What are your opinions on the Bestia GTS /gtag/?

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is nessi kill did he finally fuck off?

>>165972498
crushin some hungarian puss

>>165971618
Double money on MC contracts yo! Average pay is like 50k per mission

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>>165971198
gotta get that cheddar
optometrist doesn't pay himself

>>165972945
Groupie for the ugliest characters?

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Post characters.

>>165973262
is it me or is it always the same fucks posting the same retarded looking characters

>>165972498
He's meeting up with Nirah in real life. Probably going to fuck a lot.

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>>165973262
the best mother in gtag

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>>165969083
>best car

Your Sultan RS looks really weird

>>165973953
My fucking nigga. Converted one today. it's a blast

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>>165973262

>>165973458
>someone's angry that someone contributes to the general

>>165972714
>mc contracts

like what? those mission where you steal a prison bus/burn crates/protect funeral people?

>>165974094
your car >>165969410
your daily grind mission >>165971198
all your friends >>165972945
your character >>165973262
your ((((((((((girlfriend)))))))) >>165973765
you on the left, posting your character on gtag >>165974056

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>>165973262

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>>165973262
I'm pretty sure mine is ugly but I don't really know what to do to not make it worse.

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Reminder that the V12 is best car in the game.

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>mfw most of this thread's female characters are revolting yet mine looks good in virtually every light

>>165976221
Post her then.

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>>165976221
Black people will fuck anything if it means getting their dicks wet.

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got a solo session up and running. join iik0niik for a comfy lobby. i-if you want to.

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>>165973262

>>165976221
her name Black Betty?

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>browsing most recent snapmatics
>find this

Wow it looks like there's a new ugliest car in the game

>>165977219
whoa

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>>165973262

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>>165973262

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>>165977438
Seriously what the fuck is that exhaust?

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>>165971198
Is Vernon secretly CJ?

>>165977721
Why the fuck are you wearing a bowtie, john

Is there a trick to getting the police uniform after the Accessories glitch was patched?

>>165978575
>he doesnt like exhaust blown directly into his windows so he can suck it all in

>>165979060

yeah, download a menu

theres no detection for flipping around clothing elements

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/gtag/, what do you see in the accompanying image?

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>>165978901
Who's John? Also He is a retired stripper moonlighting as a cop.

>>165979548
a dirty ass sink

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The 6 car garage under the freeway is probably the most comfy spawn in the game

>>165979651
McClain obviously but holy shit those shorts are hawt

>>165979196
no come on

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>Have to buy a special vehicle to do its VIP work
>Can't use the one you bought

>tfw internet crashes

More content creator updates when

>>165980338
You haven't been to Paleto in a full session, have you?

Lastgen was really comfy.

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I know the sports classic class is essentially irrelevant now, but I want one and money isn't a problem.

Stinger GT, Stirling GT, Casco, or Mamba?

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>>165973262

>>165984938
Stirling GT. Looks nice, sounds nice, handles nice.

>>165985292
>>165984938
I second the Stirling. Handles brilliantly, fairly customisable, sounds great, forgiving driving model that makes it pretty quick point to point

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r8?

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>>165973262
>when you manage to get dead on a toilet drunk three times over in the amount of time your president has spent working on a single bike

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first for rockstar support

>>165985774
What was the point of spacing out "banned" the first time? You said it in your very next sentence.

>>165985824
not even my image

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>>165985448
Go away, you're not Soyeon.

>>165986084
literally who?

>>165986084
at least he has an account

>>165985774
I wonder what the outcome would be if you utilised the small claims court process we have in our state to pursue a refund - no legal representation is allowed by either side, requiring each side to represent themselves in person; non-attendance by one side doesn't guarantee a win for the other but usually doesn't bode well for the non-attendee; the claim can be lodged in a small regional courthouse where it would be unlikely R* would be able to send a representative...

>"Dear Harvey S.

>Please be advised I have commenced proceedings in the small claims tribunal in {town}. I am advised by the clerk of the court that the hearing is laid down for January 30; I have attached my hearing documents for your convenience but I understand that the court will be sending "Notice to Appear" documents to yourself and Sam Houser. If I can be of further assistance please let me know, however now the matter will be headed before the courts I will be circumspect in any further communications prior to the matter being heard.

>Kind regards,

>A. Shitter

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>>165986145
Literally who are you?

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>tfw kaz not on to run MC missions for a few hours

>>165986504
>wanting MC work
lmao

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>>165986557

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>>165986504
Kaz is busy getting pinned down to the floor by me.

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>>165986845
It's time to let her up. I want to play some fucking video games.

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Post you are pure most commonly used vehicles right now

Nero Custom and Shotaro (mainly stunt races)

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>>165973262

>>165984531
No, under freeway is much more comfy than paleto bay.

>>165987296
Armored Schafter v12 and Akuma

Is it possible to have a proper discussion on /v/?

t. goes there once a week and posts not even once a month

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>>165973262

>>165988528
she looks half mexican half asian

>>165988580

That summarizes most island asians.

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>>165973262
how about two

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>>165978252
?

Why do so many people in GTAO make their female characters look like trannies? Am I missing something?

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>>165973262

>>165989186
So, is she a replicant or not?

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>>165973262

>>165989774
literally what is the point of using a regular sniper rifle

>>165989993
Low rank.

What is your opinion on the BF Injection, /gtag/?

>>165990061
Might as well use the DMR then.

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>>165990061
but then you have a the marksman rifle???
???? ???? ????

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>>165989186
We sure have heisted together a lot, bud.

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>>165990337
aye

>>165990313
there was once a time before a thing known as the marksman rifle existed

not saying that pic was during that time tho

>>165990313
>>165990305

It's easier to aim with the zoom, I suppose.

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>>165973262
r8 pls

>>165990673
Yeah, but the low damage and low fire rate hinder it too much for that be redeeming at all.

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>when kaz gives you kissu

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Daily reminder that Contact Missions are eliminated old content.

>>165991186
Is there anyone Kaz hasn't ERPed with?

>>165991186
Kaz is cute!!
CUTE!

leaked february update trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjJ2BhKCnw

any reason not to upgrade the moonbeam? The upgraded one looks exactly the same.

>>165990436
Who is that blonde?

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>>165991097
That's precisely what makes it entertaining. It's like killing someone with a wiffle bat, in that it's that much more of a slap in the face when they die to it.

>>165985774
>i dindu nuffin
You don't get perm banned for nothing, I got 2 temp bans and I went fucking crazy with menus.

>>165992835
He was a good boy.

>>165992531
but regular pistol or revolver does good enough job of humilitiation

>>165992917
He never hurt nobody

>>165992917
>>165993292
*SMACKS LIPS*

How many times do you have to be reported for griefing to become a bad sport? Some salty faggot told his organization to report me. Because I killed him. Once.

>>165993938
wgaf, slay until they DIE

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>when your bike wants to come with you on the boating trip

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Spring 2017

>>165995426
lel

>>165993938
about 10 times in the span of an hour iirc

you can get people banned if with about 40 reports in the span of an hour, real easy if you have a crew (and know the offender's SC so you can report them while they're online) but no-one ever thinks to do it

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>>165973262
Y'all are ugly as fuck

>>165996884
>that tie
>those glasses
>that hair
OMK

>>165996884
>proceeds to post another character in a suit

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>there are people who actually DRIVE through tunnels

>>165997332
>not upside down
Not impressed

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>>165997391
It was his first time :^)

Shame on your for not even
>not a Hydra
as well. Tiny plane "pilots" need not apply, manlet.

>>165973552
hahahahahha

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22 hours

>>165998098
Jealous, love?

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WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT GTAG?

>*shoots you**
>BANG

Heh...nothing personal senpai shiiieeeee

>>165998206
Nothing can live up to promise
Nothing can stop it's narrative
Nothing in place of catalysts

>>165998706
Why didn't you reply to the chain post?

>>165991186
Were you try to make your character look like Scarlett Johansson? That's what shelooks like to me.

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Name one better sounding vehicle in this game other than the specter custom.

You can't

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>>165999902
Specter is the ugliest Dewbauchee

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>>166000223
>I want to be James Bond so bad

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>>165973262

Prostitution DLC WHEN?

I want ez cash selling myself like a filthy slut

>>166001484
>Prostitution DLC WHEN?
as soon as rockstar is done consulting with your mom

>>166001484
>Can't use vulgar language
>Thinking prostitution will ever be a thing

>>166001484
fuck that

I want to be an arms dealer
with black market shit
and a new secret society currency for underground untraceable purchases.

>>166001484
Catower go to bed

Can someone post some outfit ideas please.

I have absolutely no dress sense and I'm tired of my character looking so generic.

>>165986183
I imagine they have that scenario covered in all their terms and conditions you agreed to when you started playing.

>>166003363
Male or female? Look up fashion guides to know which top goes with pants, applying colors that complement each other, and avoiding massively retarded clothing like low-crotch pants.

>>166003554
>retarded clothing like low-crotch pants

Guaranteed this idiot wears FUBU jeans.

>>166003508
Granted, but for thirteen dollars I can lodge a complaint that will cost them more than what my account refund would be worth to address, let alone defend.

>>166003554
Male, should have stated that sorry.

Mind pointing me towards a guide please?

So far I'm just coming across gta youtubers that do military stuff only.

>>166003363
Take inspiration from other players.

I want to created a BLACKED harem

>>165989993
>not being able to hit headshots with a sniper rifle

>>166004586
>someone typing a paragraph in all caps in chat
>it's vanilla rice

classic autist

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>>165976643

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Is the Specter worth it? Want a custom car

>>166004983
It's pretty cheap so go for it.

who is your bestest buddy gtag?

>>166004727
That's lyrics to breaking the habit you uncultured swine.

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>>166004806
Pfft, amateur.

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>>166005098
Athletic AF

>>166005187
https://youtu.be/EgnqTG3Pzog

>>166005249
Hey, that's pretty good

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>>166003652
Color combos that fit each other are fantastic, you can get unique combos if you mix-and-match shirts and jackets and pants if you follow this guide, just be sure to mix dark with light garments and vice-versa.

>>166005624
>three different shades of blue

Who's this color blind retard?

>>166006354
Replying to you because thead is almost on page 9
ded thred

Why are 3rd world shitters even allowed online?

>playing new adversary mode
>carrying every rounnd of every game
>one of my friends invites me to carry him
>our team is us two at level 480 each, and some ~50 shitters
>enemy team is 3 ~50 shitters and a 780
>780 has an arab name
>enemy shitter A has some gook characters in his name
>they spend whole game popping in/out of cover and lagging through headshots
>my team scavenges the packages I drop
>game ends, loser
>teammates died, 7/8 packages weren't picked up
>gookshitter was hiding with 1 package

am I right in being annoyed? They were rolling mid-ragdoll from the death animation, then spraying through my cover and tanking every headshot I got.

>inb4 git gud
Never lost this adv mode before then, 2.17 K/D without griefing in freemode, win/loss ratio for deathmatches is well above 5.0.

>>166008168
Who cares about levels?
You can get carried or more or less AFK to any level. It's not really an indication of skill.

>>166008168
Have the same problem but didn't really affect me that much
>have 7 packages so I'm just chilling at the edge of the map sniping nerds in the head
>shoot them in the head, nothing happens for 3 seconds they then collapse
>if I miss the head and shot in the body they would ragdoll and suddenly get up again

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>mfw giant wave of unban tomorrow
>going to be unbanned so i can get back into this god foresaken game

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>>166008562
what did you get banned for?

>>166008562
You and all the other idiots

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Why are there so many lolicons in this game?

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>>166008991
TT
Like everyone else

also someone moneydropped me shortly before i got banned

>>166003363
Search for male/female fashion on Google and browse the images. It should give you ideas.

Finetune your search by putting urban, streetwear, luxury or whatever before fashion

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>>165989713
I prefer the potato look myself

>>166009667
Hold me tightly in your big black arms baby and never let me go

>>166009898
come to daddy denzel, I'll take care of you

>>166009971
Im not the rice crispy man

>>166008295
>Who cares about levels?
>You can get carried or more or less AFK to any level.
>It's not really an indication of skill.

I wasn't saying that my level meant I'm good. I'm well aware that I've got a high skill level with video games but I didn't want to sound like some wannabe MLG faggot. Most of my friends think I should become a Twitch streamer so my "talent" isn't wasted, but I can't really be bothered.

More like what >>166008356 was saying. The lag was bad enough to change the game from K/D boosting to frustratingly broken. I'm just used to playing on even grounds and shitting on 99% of people, so when a shitty connection handicaps me it's irritating.

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>Get banned
>Check social club
>Demoted to muscle¨
>No representatives
what the fuck happened

>>166010731
Rep is a useless rank since it can only accept invites in game whereas lt. and comm. can accept both in game and on sc so reps were done away with completely and either promoted to lt or demoted to muscle. There's enough people able to accept invites right now that are all active enough that no one is waiting to get accepted meaning no reason to promote anyone else at this point beyond circlejerking. If/when people start having problems getting accepted in a timely manner the ranks will be retooled again with inactive lts and comms being demoted and active trustworthy, muscles getting promoted

How do I get into the circlejerk and get promoted in the crew?
I'm desperate for validation please help.

>>166011851
Suck blater's dick like the rest of the officers had to

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>>166011851
>make fermale character
>play everyday
>shove your shit down everyone's throat.

welcome, lieutenant.

>>166011851
>How do I get into the circlejerk and get promoted in the crew

You don't

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Hmmm....

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best car

Humane labs

>>166012596
Is that because it has room to put your massive vagina?

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>>165973262
am i pretty yet

None (0) of the Comet Retro Custom's 10 different custom bumpers' lights work

urgh

>>166012793
Why are you so salty, my dude?

hey guys u r rela ycool where are the cheat i am unbann tomorrw and this hackre forum so what good cheat for money and rp and tunable and unlock in gta thanks

>>165992307
-Greenie

>>165998395
You know you responded to Nirah, right?

>>165979548

An old meme

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>>165973262
Thoughts ?

>>166013441
hello, fellow pedophiles

>>166013441
bruise/10

also looks old as fuck but that's not a bad thing

maybe add some grey curly hair and stay away from shorts/t-shirts

>>166013584
im rocking a khaki cargo+t combo tho. thanks for the advice

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Post your comfy rides.

Rate mine pls.

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So I was interested in getting a moonbeam, so I tried the custom and the unmodded in the creator. They have the same exact handling stats in the game files so suspension was the only difference and no spoiler was on the custom version.

The unmodded moonbeam is much more fun to drive, it slides around easily and its suspension rocks more.

The custom one is either very low or noticeably higher then the stock one. It refuses to skid around on both and honestly seemed overall much more boring. You would expect the higher suspension to be like the unmodded but even worse, but the lowrider suspension setup is made of tougher stuff and prevents roll even more.

I think this goes for a lot of lowriders and it always kind of bothered me. I always like driving Primos and minivans, but when I got one benny'd I remember not really liking it for some reason. It felt slower, but what it really was was the handling just became very predictable and boring.

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>>166014171
Absolutely comfy, desu.

>>166013642
>im rocking a khaki cargo+t combo tho
no, bl8r did it better and even he looked dumb
it's time to let go of the fraternity, anon

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>>166014171

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r8 my Dominator 3000.

>>166016274
Does it have machine guns, rockets, and a parachute?

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>>166016369
Of coursh.

The whole Favorite Bike health regeneration thing is probably one of the best changes they made, but I don't understand why they didn't just apply it to whenever you're riding on any bike you own. As it stands, the favorite bike system just discourages you from ever riding anything but your main bike, and takes away incentive from buying new bikes. Is there something I'm missing or is the favorite bike thing as flawed as it seems?

>>166017902
just don't use anything else for MC stuff, that's the only thing that tracks it

>>166018008
I thought it tracks "Favorite Bike" from the global stats.

>>166018008
Interesting, I was under the impression that your favorite bike was determined by time spent riding it regardless of what you're doing on it.

Even still, the health regeneration was a great change that really made bikes more viable as a main vehicle, and it sucks that it's limited to only one of your bikes.

>>166018134
>>166018254
nope, it's all in the MC activity, from the moment bikers was introduced

How many crates can you sell with one vehicle again?

>>166018628
Then what's the point of the "Favorite Car" stat?

can i joinz pc crew? social name is mykyteh

>>166018965
nothing, it's been there since the game was introduced and it'll stay there with what little functionality it has

oh *beep*, haha!

>>166019032
Gotcha-cha-cha.

>game has profanity filter
>NPC called me a cocksucker for passing her

>>166019245
You fucking penis!

>>166019245
You look like a tranny!

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>>165973262

I went full cholo

>>166019378
>cholo
>not wearing nike cortez
c'mon son

>>166019245
Killing makes my dick hard!

>>166019245
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DDOOOOOIIIAAAAAAAANGG

>>166019245
>can sell drugs and commit murder for money
>can't say fuck

Remember to brush your teeth and be in bed before 9!

>>166019245
>Call someone a faggot over the mic.
>They reply via text, "No you're a ******!"

>Goy is censored
I thought they were supposed to be subtle. They aren't even trying anymore.

>>166020579
They even censor "rockstar" ffs.

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Had my mods rejected today! :D

>>166019245
>Lester makes casual comments about orgies
>All the strippers are topless when asked for a dance
>You can engage in explicit activities with the prostitutes on every corner
>You can bludgeon, stab and maim anybody
>You can shoot hundreds of innocent people and cause millions of dollars worth of property damage
>You can get drunk and high whenever you want
>You can make peddle drugs and illicit cargo and run a car theft ring simultaneously
>can't say the word shit in texts or game chat

>>166020670
Is Jewstar filtered?

>>166020796
Jew is so it would just end up being ***star

>>166020710
Try changing a letter on his name, they never accept things with real life names

>>166020957
>they never accept things with real life names
Then why are they hundreds of real life car mods?

>>166020957
>>166021089

There's already a Trump blimp and Trump monster truck. Admin said it was part of a new policy not allowing "political" mods at the discretion of the admin because it can stir debate in the comments.

>go to mods on trump
>no debates in comments
>go to mods on obama
>no debates in comments

Admin is faggot

>>166020906
Shet

>>166019245
You fuckerrrrrrrrrr~

>>165999902
Stirling GT

>>166005624
autism: the post

>>166020710
change it to Drumpf

>>165999902
Massacro Racecar.

>>166021183
It's probably because your mod is just shitty trash reskin then and theyre basically telling you to peddle your shit content elsewhere. I bet they get 5 crappy trump mods a day.

>>165999902
Sabre Turbo

>>166018008
Did some tests using 3 different bikes on a completely new character. You don't need to be in a MC to get a favorite bike and it tracks you sitting and doing whatever (including idling) on your favorite bike outside of your garage. To change it to a different bike you own all you need to do is sit on it outside your garage longer than on your current favorite bike. If you ever decided to sit on your current favorite bike or a third bike you own the time you need to spend on the 2nd bike to become your favorite is reset. I don't know if bikes you don't own reset the timer though I guess not since I did a small test with a random street bike, not a model that I owned though. Also the time riding motorcycles under vehicle stats doesn't count how long you have idled on your bike.

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>>166018773
9 crates guarantees a 1 vehicle sale mission. Anything higher will be 2-3 vehicles.

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>>165999902
Easy.

Trophy Truck.

>>165999902
Pigalle.

>ramp buggy mission requires two people
Fucking why?

>lose control and almost lose a stunt race because catch-up is on
>get boosted over the finish line by second place and win

nice

>>166024954
You shouldn't even do it. What it is is that one player is on a dirt bike, one is in the buggy. You have 15 minutes to go around the ghetto and use the buggy for the bike to jump onto rooftops to get packages. You get 30k but not worth it to me. (And no, you can't just go in a chopper and get them, you have to be on the bike).

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>>165973262
Hi snek

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>>166026135
sup

All that biker content is so fucking fun, stylish and authentic, but why the fuck its so expensive? You need to spend 2.5-3mil for each facility to make it somehow profitable. Yet import/export car shit so fucking boring and stupid that i cant take it anymore, but its the only most profitable job in game.
Why rockstar, just why?

>>166026328
My problem with import/export is how fucking stressful it is.

>acquire car with as little damage as possible
>drive car 2-5 miles trying to do as little damage as possible, while running from buzzards and niggers with laser weapons shooting your profits away
>spend money to fix said car
>sell cars when you can (long cooldown)
>try to get the car to the delivery doing as little damage as possible

Yeah it's really good money, but damn if it's not unrelenting with stress.

Crates is still the chill way to make money IMO, but also the most boring.

What can you do...

>>166025803
40k if you get all 15 from what I recall. It's a fun mission to do with bros and broettes.

import/export has been the best update since cunning stunts

>>166026774
Its not stressful at all. Its boring as fuck.
1) If you got shitters trying to sabotage, then alt+enter for 10-20 secs and you got yourself solo-public session now
2) Acquire car, drive through a checkpoint when you got hostile npc spawned at you
3) If its some public city area then leave the car somewhere off the road, where pedestrians cant ram it
4) Exit the car asap
5) Fight 3-4 waves of hostile npc's on your foot, dying will cost nothing to you at all, you just respawn nearby and continue
6) Drive your car to the warehouse with maximum of 1-2k$ damage repair bill
Same with selling.

Ez pz, only one annoying mission its the cargobob with 4 waves of double buzzard.

>>166027712
Shitty routine, shitty music, shitty entourage. Job profits and new vehicles is fine though.

>>166026774
make crate-shaped cars

oh wait we already have the ETR1

what are the most fun freemode events.

i have them hidden since 2014

>>166029839
Kill List, that's about it.

>>166029515
REKT!!!!!!!!!!


...oh wait, this isn't 2015 anymore.... and i think you meant the REEEEEE7B.

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>>166029839
Kill list can be kinda fun if it gives you a vehicle you like.

Checkpoints is good for learning shortcuts and practicing bike tricks.

Highest Speed is great for making people shit their pants or accuse you of hacking when you unsheathe pic related.

>>166029839
The Beast.

Is two people enough to sell a warehouse full of coke?

>>166030917
yes, some asian chick and I did a 4-boxville episode with 3 minutes left on the clock.

completely do-able

>>166027712
cunning stunts is the best update, period. Instead of a new way to grind, they put some actual work into the game and tried to make GTA fun. And all of it was free. You didnt have to pay for stunt tracks.

Reminder that Nessi is currently plowing some Nirah pussy in real life and you fat nerds are roplaying in this stupid game.

Can I get an invite? Player name Theprophetmoses

>>166031885
also, this is PC gtag pls

>>166031872
post pix

>>166031504
>Racing
Post discarded.

good looking characters posted:

>>165996884
>>165989186 (only mummy)

>>166029839
I like almost all of them. Theyre all fun except for maybe headshots and melee kills. They give you something to do and they are completely optional.

Driveby challenge is even pretty fun to break out your lowriders and cruise around. Checkpoints are fantastic timewasters, longest jump and top speed are great.

My favorites are ones you can cheese like stoppies, longest fall survived, longest bail and other ones you can just dominate and get people to scratch their stupid heads.

Worst ones are any parachute ones. Skip.

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>finish recreating Nice attack at Vespucci Beach
>self radio takes a break: "Look, I know those comments I made about immigrants in my last gig got me in trouble, but I actually like immigrants who work below minimum wage, I just dislike those that ask for worker's rights!"
>next track: "Kill all the gays and the faggots"
fucking got removed from jewtube again
>this fucking game

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>>166032075
pic of ME before i get accused of being either of them

There is an unusual amount of shittery going on in sessions today.

>>166032051
Get off, thirsty neet.

>>166031872
Good for them. I hope they truly fall in love and have a long lasting relationship.

>>166032421
>Get off
I'm trying to

>>166031872
is that nirah slut attractive even?

>>166017902
They should change the favorite bike to being the one in the #1 slot of your MC house. Then you can just swap it as you please.

>>166032367
Bans got lifted.

>>166032508
She has green eyes, dark Raven hair and a cute smile.

>>166032367
There's always shittery going on in GTAO.

>>166032090
Post secrets to stoppies, freefall, etc.

>>166031885
>>166031997
If you haven't been invited yet, it's due to you only doing 1 of 2 things required. Please read the OP. Kaz is a super cutie.

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>>166030856
>using a car for highest top speed
yeah right i'll just be over here reaching 170 in my akuma due to wheelies

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>have bounty
>spawn in apartment
>he drives from one end of the city to the other and camps outside

I laugh everytime

>>166020710
They're gonna have to accept these after tomorrow.

>>166033025
Come out, or you chicken?

>>166033025
>spawn in apartment
I laugh every time.

>>166033230
I did. He died 6 times before leaving the session.
>>166033262
I have my spawn set to last location.
I was in my apartment when I logged off.

>>166034581
No

>>166034581
Yes, but not PCucks.

>>166034898
Ah okay. I just assumed since R* is welcoming to furries that you guys might be as well...

>>166033713
>I have my spawn set to last location.
Good

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I think I just realized why I like stunt races.

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pt.3

>>166035224
stop

>>166032849
stoppies, use the ruffian and turn when the stoppie slows in one direction to extend it- only one direction swerving gets worse results. At the airport you can get 6-7 hundred or so.

Wheelies are easy, just pop a back tire and get 10-15k feet or something

Freefall is hard to cheeze, most people count steps on a staircase. But you can wheelie straight into a wall and get the air-ragdoll glictch and get a hundred feet or more (luck). There are various launch glitches too (flare gun + props like umbrellas, 4 wheeler and lamp posts etc).

Longest bail is just find a hill and slide down it. Bigger the hill the better. Time limit prevents any fine tuning.

Jump- use rocket voltic- used to use bike gliding but mode is broken now

Speed- slammed 811, vindicator down long straight hills, or a bike glide off a steep mountain in order of difficulty and reward. 811 can do 160-190 easy. Vindicator can do 170-185 or so but hard. Landing a bike glide is super hard but can get you to 200-300 if you are fucking ace and in the right place

Criminal damage. Dont participate, just spawn a hydra and blow it up for one million, then spawn a ceo volatus for another million. Guaranteed 20k and you dont have to spend much time doing it for top spot.

>>166034581
don't see why not

>>166035346
I was expecting a "fuck off" so this is a nice surprise. Thanks anon! Maybe I'll go buy a 811 next.

>>166035365
nice bulge faggot

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has anyone gotten one of these

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>>165973262

>>166037016
I was just thinking of buying an 811... praise be to Rockstar!

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>>166008562
>getting unbanned tommorow
>all the guys i normally played this with uninstalled the game because they said they were done with it now that some of us have to restart
>mfw i'm going back in alone

>>166037016
No, it's just for you anon. You're the only one.

>>166037016
I get those loading screens all the time.

>>166037371
Guess you'll need to make new friends, buddy. Good thing there's a whole crew in front of you full of future friends.

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tbqh karin futo is the best car in the game

>>166037780
>tbqh
Opinion immediately discarded

>>166037780
They need a compact sports class. Futo, 9f, etc (that's all I could think of lol).

>>166037780
It feels fine to rice up.

What is the best car to tune around at Benny's

>>166037780
Futo hatch when?

>>166037780
>ugly
>even uglier mods
>drives and handles horribly

>>166037492
it's not mine

>>166038083
>Spending 900k to unlock car mods.
>Falling for jewish schemes.

>>166038187
You just suck at driving.

>>166038187
you need to git gud at driving anon

>>166038371
I know, right?
>not saving millions of digital dollars just so that you can say you're rich and then never spending it on anything because that would make you less rich
Haha! Stupid assholes don't know how to play this video game right.

>>166037780
futo is just the poor mans mamba

How much money is considered poor? Is 4 million in the bank poverty? I feel I can't buy shit without feeling guilty

>>166038995
Mamba drives like shit too.

>>166039461
If you weren't shit at driving you'd be able to handle any vehicle well.

>>166039461
that what he mean

>>166039434
The only time you're poor is if you don't have enough money to pay your mechanic.

I only drive the prison bus, because I'm THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS good at driving.

>>166039880
It's a pretty easy one.

>>166039880
I only drive a dump, get on my level.