/palg/ - Paladins General

For getting FREE shit from strims, how do I know when I have gotten something? do I get PM on twitch or what?

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>game wouldnt launch unless I disabled AVG because eac
>turn pc on today and now AVG is half broken and unable to fix itself (will need clean install)
>game runs no issues now

really makes you think

>>165963681
You get whispered by the loot bot.
Of course, actually getting something is so unlikely it's not worth it.

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Who else /multiplayer anxiety so you only play against bots even though you've been level 13 for over two months and even though you consistently get play of the game and top damage as even fernando or ying and can't wait for pve to be implemented/ here?

>>165948717
They try so hard to make the game look bad, it's hilarious. First they try to make everything they see look like a ripoff(I once saw somebody compare BK to Zenyatta because he was so ready to make a connection).
When they figure out that everything in the game stands on its own they try to look for anything to call the game poorly balanced, cheap, etc. Especially in STAR_'s chat they go on and on about the audio, with no further explanation other than "the audio is bad". STAR_ complained about it once and they took it and ran.

dumb frogposter
go play memewatch

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>>165963332
LEWD!

S-sauce?

dumb frogposter

>>165964339
>>165964057
at least give me (You)s, faggots

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>>165964068
You can find it on rule34 when you search for Paladins.
Be warned, it's a footfag pic.

dumb frogposter

>>165963332
/post/show/1055496/
you know where to look

>>165964479
pawfag*

Go look for (You)s somewhere else.

>>165963828
>not using COMODO antivirus instead of Avast
You're own fault, m80.

>>165964479
>scalie footfags
Why can't we just keep fetishes to one at a time?

So, what's the word on new champs?

>>165966148
Possible catgirl.

>>165966148
Datamines so far have shown Torvald, another earth-based frontliner with deployables and a knife cat (most likely a flanker).
Patch show's on Friday, so we'll probably see more there.

>>165966565
inb4 its http://smite.gamepedia.com/Kawaii_Pop_Bastet_voicelines

>>165966491
Neat.
I'm expecting an asinine number of cat puns.
>>165966565
I do hope cat is female. Though I fear that may attract the wrong type of player.

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>>165966758
Not like there's a shortage of them already.

>>165966758
Drogoz, Makoa, and Pip gotchu covered with that famygdala

>>165966936
>>165967010
No, I mean the kind of player who would roleplay in chat and ask you to paw their nyasshole.

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>>165967043
>paw their nyasshole

>>165967043
People do that in a game where standing still is forbidden?

>>165967284
>standing still is forbidden
Haven't had many games where teammates go AFK out of spite, have you?

>>165966148
>>165966491
>>165966565
>Torvald
Arcanist/Historian skin stuff, shields n' shiet

>Dagger paladin
Cat most likely, Nine Lives skill.

>Spear paladin
A valkyrie girl probably? Gae Bolg spear throw and being able to create a wall.

>>165968282
>we'll finally get our pole chucker/mei wall
Blocking off one end of serpent isle is going to be so fun.

>Pick frontline
>Team is allergic to me and the point

>Pick support
>No frontline so we never get point

>Pick damage/flank
>Get fucking shit stomped because we have no support or frontline


WHEN DOES THE RIDE END!?

>>165969402
when u git gud

>>165969402
When you coerce friends into playing with you and go in with a premade 5-man team.

>>165969402
>Pick flank
>Your fighting the team that actually turns around and collapse on you
>with good accuracy

Can someone tell me how to androgynous? The enemy androgynous always seems to 2-3 shot me with normal clicks. The right click dosnt seem to hit anything and alot of the time and my left click just lighttly plinks people. My absorb ability seems to be a coin flip if it actually blocks damage from the front. And the ultimate seems to not be able to fire for a second or two after activating yet the enemy will always fire immediately after activating.

>>165969402
When hirez manages to make a support or frontliner that is fun to play and actually good, so never probably

>>165972230
become proficient

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>when you gotta try to save a match because your ruckus keeps dying
wew
we still lost

>>165972230
Learn from this annoying kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVxlbbApxI

Grohk is pure! PURE!

>>165972230
I think Buck is way easier to pick up and do decent with.

>>165972629
>106 wins 19 losses
damn

So I tried looking up how Kinessa can shoot at the ground near enemies around corners with none of them visible and still get headshots on them, but I only found tutorials on how to be a fucking faggot.

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Quick, post more cute Yings like in last thread.

>>165972316
Mal'Damba and Makoa would like to have a word with you.

>>165973330
Buck has NO STYLE

>>165972695
grohk is a stupid blue orc

>>165963927
I get it. Took me a month to gather courage to play casual. Won't even mention competitive.

>>165963681
>>165963904
Not worth it amigo, I've been watching streams for 4 days, not a single loot.

>>165972316
Playing Damba and Grover is fun hermano, Barik is okay.

How 2 build Tyra
I want to go low cooldowns like I do with Buck but at the same time she seems to be a psuedo-Viktor and deal most of her damage with her gun.

>>165972568
>tfw you go from a 99%/30% cap and end up losing the whole game because none of the fucks on your team actually know how to play
>tfw bomb king so at best I could delay the inevitable until I got rolled over by a 4v1 with the rest of the team dancing with their tyra at spawn

>>165975140
Build around F, cool down, speed bonus and all that jazz or build around your firebomb + HP.

>>165975140
To build Tyra you make a deck focusing on Viktor's Hustle and Iron Sights, then you play Viktor.

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>>165973630

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>>165976818
>we could've had this for Christmas
>we get this instead

DRYBEAAAAAAAAAAR

>>165978329
don't worry, Ying will have better stats soon :)

>use VGS to the best of its ability
>try to tell my teammates what we need to do, who we need to focus
>get more objective time than 3 of our teammates combined, with 2nd most damage
>carry the team to 3-3, tell them what we need to do again
>this time I don't have ult to do it myself, we lose
>team yells at me for being salty because I'm actually trying to win
>in competitive mode
I'm becoming the b4nny of Paladins. My body is fueled by my hatred of these morons.

Somebody please explain to me how Buck's shotgun works.
I'm shooting an Evie right in the fucking face point-blank for no damage, 5 minutes later, I'm doing 500 to a Viktor.
Inconsistent piece of shit.

>>165969402
When you get good enough with a character to singlehandedly carry your team to victory, scoring the highest damage, eliminations and objective time by a large margin.

>>165963332
Hi-rez brainstorm session:
>How do we make money without actually doing anything?
>I know! Make a system where you can buy stat upgrades with gold and talents locked behind champion levels so people need to buy our boosters and radiant chests if they want to stay in line with other players.
>Great idea! people love big numbers!, it is not like we already tried that with other game before and failed miserably.

>>165980546
>Team has Koa, 2 damagers, a flanker and me as Damba
>Koa hates the point and keeps on flanking
>2 damagers are flanking too
>No choice, need to follow these fuckers and keep them alive
>Played my role good enough, spamming LMB and Q while stunlocking enemy Koa and Ruck.
>Get shat upon for not "healing"
>Lose the game
>tfw 90k+ healing

Man, it's getting tedious.

>got a level 150 player banned via email to support
kek

>>165968282
>Gae Bolg spear throw and being able to create a wall.
They're adding rule 63 Trump?

>>165982589
But why?

>>165982589
What happened?

>>165983774
If her lines doesn't have any Trump jokes I'd be disappointed.

>>165988506
>her GG quote is that "this was a yuge victory!"

why are you playing paladins instead of overwatch

>>165989497
Why are you shitposting in a Paladins thread?

>>165989497
>free
>cards/loadouts
>Bomb King

>>165966491
It would be really stupid if it was female. We already have a female assassin so if we're gonna get another one, it might as well be male for varieties sake.

>>165989497
Because the characters are far better mechanically, also the balance is far less shit

>>165989497
Because you can actually make viable teams out of garbage heroes and not get stuck with the healsniper+2tank meta. Or the Symmetra/Torb microwave boogaloo.

>>165989497
how are you enjoying that 3 tank meta, friend?

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>people still respond to the "why play paladins when you can play overwatch" bait

>>165989497
I'm not, I only play 2 matches on patch days. I just like laughing at all the delusional idiots in these threads

>>165989626
Pick your poison, THICC/cat girl fags or twink/gay fags

>>165990490
>thicc
>not fluffy and cuddly to put targets off-guard

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>>165990356
>Delusional

>>165989497
Bomb King>Junkmeme

>>165990490
Why not both?

>>165990271
Dead Threads tell no tales.

>>165990728
>>165989620
Literally no game can compete if it doesn't have Bomb King.

Today for the first time ever I friend requested someone after a match, and we partied up for a game. Today was a good day.

When the fuck is Tyler1 going to start playing?

>>165991520
burger king skin when?

Can you guys help me with my Fernando build?
I like to play always on the point, shielding the most damage possible

did they remove daily quests?

>>165992038
1 point in fireball cooldown
4 points in sheild strength
1 point in Fearless Leader or whatever it is
some amount of points in "give me a personal shield every time I charge"
some other amount in "I don't need no healer coz I have shield"

>>165991520
I remember when he was teased with just his shadow and we all thought that he was a fat manlet

>>165992267
No I think they increased them to five and added three weekly quests on top of that.

Did anybody here got a loot from the streams?

>>165992591
No, and I will fucking commit sudoku

>>165992643
Is it a ruse to gather people? Seems like a ruse

>>165992038
Playing Nando is an uphill battle. You mostly want to focus on spamming his fireball & spreading caut with his flamethrower. Wrecker makes shields evaporate & even if it didn't, his shield is terrible anyway. Make sure to stay close to your team & be constantly applying pressure with your main attacks.

>>165992591
I got 30 Smite gems and one Radiant Chest.

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>>165963332
Can someone explain why these savage Brazilian monkeys never stay inside their monkey cage BR servers and have to shit up our NA ones?

>>165992986
Maybe the ping on their containment server is shit

>>165992038
Be sure to take fiball CD and Evolve so you can harass everyone and force them to shot you, this is useless if your team is retarded though

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>>165992986
BR servers are filled with BRs which are horrific to play with, so they go to NA servers.

>wanted to get a head or weapon from genie chest
>mvp pose
>emote
>fucking spray
>body
and then, after 500 crystals, finally a weapon the other one is better though

>>165992986
>>165993069
Our server is pretty good though, everyone was playing even when the NA ones were crashing.

>>165992710
*Cries in spanish*

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>>165993974

>>165963937
To be fair OW is the more polished game. That's not to say Paladins isn't polished or won't get there, but some of the mechanics in Paladins degrade its potential (laggy servers, ridiculous aoe, bigger hit boxes, redundant heroes, etc.)

Paladins will get there eventually but it's got some catching up to do

>>165992986
Literally everyone on the planet comes to shit up the NA servers. Got to play with a Russian andro who couldn't do anything because he had some crazy high ping.

>>165994386
>To be fair OW is the more polished game

And all that polish is wasted since the balance is so terrible. GG blizz

>>165994386
What you say it's true... but of course it is because it was made by a much bigger company. But even if that's true, Paladins has more potential than OW.

>>165992986
Some hues play in the NA server because they dont want to play with another hues, its ridiculous

>>165994723
Remember that Blizzard still has the audacity to ask for 40+ shekels for their game.
It's just astonishing how the dumbasses at LoRez manage to make a more mechanically deep game and still make it free to play.
Blizzard just has the money for marketing and a myriad of braindead fans to defend their shit.

What does that tell you?
I wonder what PoorRez could do if it had the marketing power and money Blizzard has.

>>165995157
DryBear would make a life size Pip to fondle every night

>>165995157
It needs to be F2P to even compete with a giant with blizzard though. It's objectively the right way to monetize this game.

>>165995157
You can't compete with blizzard or valve with p2p games, you HAVE to do it f2p model

>Added more ways to make gold
>Still nothing to spend it on

SHIT GAME

>>165997681
Dont worry m8, in season 1 you will be able to buy straight % upgrades for your cards with gold GODFUCKINDAMMIT

>>165991719
given that theres no all chat till post game, and that hi-rez have made it clear they're following riot's example on player behavior enforcement?

Never

>>165994386
the mechanics in paladins have made for a better game so far, we've never had anything like some of the shitty meta's overwatch has had and hi-rez seem to be trying to steer away from those sorts of metas

>>166001862
>hirez steering away from the incredibly exciting triple tank meta

God bless them

>>166001709
I get that but why cant I write GG even to my team when the game ends

>>166005334
you can post game,

>>166005334
VVGG

>>166005483
Yeah okay this brings me to my second question why are all the chats in the menus hidden behind clicks thats the stupidest shit of all

>Evie gets play of the game
>"My snake likes you"
kek

>>166005710
one to avoid hurt feelings
two hi-rez has problems in the competentcy department

>>166005710
You cant get triggered if you dont know chat exist!

>>166005945
Allright great stuff

>>166005880
Well they still managed to make a way better game than Blizzard did but guess that's just modern day Blizzard for ya

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so.....this......is........the.......power.....of.....matchmaking......wow

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>game wont launch
>open a ticket and post on forums
>Only help I get is "i-it's your antivirus"
>turn off all antivirus functions and firewall
>wont launch
>just straight up uninstall antivirus
>game still wont launch
>meanwhile ticket was probably thrown in the garbage

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
I just wanted to play Cassie.

>>166008362
re-install or repair installation

i want to be a better Drogoz, somebody tell me how 2 lizard properly.

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>>166008490
I did that like 4 times.

>>166008634
uhhh

Run as administrator

>>166008728
Anon, plz.

>>166008362
https://youtu.be/vFA-oV0S_q4?t=2m20s
This guy had a different problem, but it shows the general response from hi rez and the "last resort"
Hope it helps

what does fernando's boipucci taste like?

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>>166009459
spicy

poor man's overwatch

>>165963927
just play casual, everyone is shit.

@166010256
You're not getting a (you) from me

What happens if two drogoz ult eachother?

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I love when people tell me that playing games with others is fun, and then my team does fuck all for an entire match.

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>>166010471

>>166010595
>Incite
>Vangaurd
They're bots, anon.

>Playing Barik
>Get toothache
>Root canal is reinfected
Dentist Champion when?

>>166010662
Player bots or in-game AI bots? I'm new to the game and hated it the first hour I tried playing it.

>>166010471
the real power of the memer's fury

>>166010790
you have to play against bots for like 2 hours before actually playing, game doesnt tell you actually.

>>166010790
Bots are always called Baleful Incite Beauty and so on
Bots always get a little late to the point
Also if you have bots in your team you can know by the champion select screen, because, besides the names, it will show what the other team (of bots, because you're still low level) are choosing, and your own bots won't choose anything until the timer reaches 0

I should know I'm a bot expert by now

>>166010930
That's stupid. No wonder All my teammates kept huddling in some random ass place for entire matches.

>>166010982
you should probably get someone to play with you because the average casual player is worse than bots

>>165967578
Well, I report them. I know it does nothing, but it feels good.

>>165969402
Get a healslut.

>>166010982
My fiancee dragged me into playing because she was lonely playing without friends. I was just playing by myself because I thought it would be a good idea to figure out what the fuck the cards are for and get the keybindings down.

>>165989497
Because it's better. Less polished aesthetically, but better gameplay.

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>>165963332
Reminder that everyone in this company is infected with Drybear virus

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>>166011492
>TF2 is dead
>OW sucks ass
>Paladins is turning into this
why though

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>>166010790
Easiest way to tell if somebody was a bot is the post match screen.

They also have a particular way of choosing characters. The bots allied with you will always pick at the very last second so they won't lock you out of playing any particular character.

>>166011371
>My fiancee
what about her son?

Q: Why is drogoz so fuckin based.
A: he's a fucking rocket launcher dragon

>>166012087
>mfw i get chained down by every fucking makoa faggot

>>166012087
>tfw no mod to turn his missles into bad dragon dildos. The bigger they are the more damage they do.

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>>166011492
spot the difference

>>166012423
And it's so satisfying every time you scaly faggot

>>166012435
>ywn take a big bite out of his scaly pucci

>>166010471
I'm probably bullshiting but I'm almost sure that it used to make the server crash (if it wasn't this it was another abilility, but ican't remember). Right now the game is coded so they both die.

>behold the memer's fury
>bringing out the meme guns
>give your meme a big hug

what did they mean by this?

>>166012615
>says the obese teenage mutant ninja faggot

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>>166012894
You take that back.

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>>166013610
does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>166013610
>>166014208
Now now, get along you two.

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>>166010471

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since this thread is dead as fuck i think we should devolve into shitposting about our favorite waifus and berate other's for their choice.

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>>166016243
OK

>>166016243
>favorite waifus

>>166016764
do you only have one or something?
are you too much of a pussy to ball out with multiple fictional GFs and are so cucked you have to stick to one?

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>>166016764
what is the matter? Too much ASS for you?

>>166016938
no thank I have a real gf

>>166016982
sounds like something a guy with no GF would say

>>166016982
>I have a real gf
>>>>>/facebook/

>>166016938
>such ass-backwards thinking you've actually shoved your head out your own throat and think being faithful is the same as being a cuck, with the alternative being that you'd 'cuck' several 'waifus' to be an 'alpha male'

You're what's wrong with society these days.

>>166017073
Did i stike a nerve with your concept of a monogamous relationship with vidya game girls?

>>166010471
Tester with a friend
The first that use ulti kill the other

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Who else /"Player disconnected" "Unable to connect to Steam" "Connection interrupted" "NoConnectionResetV2A"/ here?

>>166017051
Fuck, you got me. I don't have a gf.
The only sexual stimulation I get is from fapping to sock traps on /g/.

>Have misfortune of getting a game full of Latinos and Brazilians
>Arguing with each other about who's lagging
>They're all lagging
>Literally all of them
>Barik whining at me in broken English about not healing him
>He places on turret on the point then tries to bum rush the enemy base

BAN
SOUTH
AMERICA

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HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD?

>shoot androxus in the back
>he doesn't even turn around let alone react

Do I seriously have to play Skye so I don't lose anymore?

>>166018258
I legit fucking hate Brazilians, i grew up in one of those 'tolerant of everyone' housholds but it wasnt until i had to misfortune of playing vidya with Brazilians that i understood what true, unabashed hatered and racism was. I fucking hate those brown inbred illiterate fucks.

>>166018810
FILHNO DA PUTA TOME POR CULO

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>>166018810

I don't have Brazilians. They have some god tier women and culture (Not being scared of sexuality, those carnival outfits etc. Whew) but I fucking hate playing video games with the motherfuckers.

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>>166018995
>wanting to fuck monkeys

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>>166019068

>>166018258
I'll trade Eastern Europe, Russia and Turkey for South America

>>166018995
I've met a lot of great BRs IRL. They seem to lock their mental patients in an asylum where all they can do is play f2p games.

>>166022290

They're good people. I just can't stand the ones I encounter while playing games online.

>>165963828
i've used avg for a year and hated every second of it.

>>166018258
You're lucky they even try broken english. First messages in chat are "espanol?" "si" and then they never communicate again in 90% of my games with them.

>>166010293
everyone is shit in competitive too. got a tea without a healer, tank was off flanking somewhere, evie was trying to capture the objective
>competitive

>>166022486
>got in a tea
this game is more british than i thought

>>166016653
>>166016965
Lewd skins for best girl Skye when?

>>166023141

Swimsuits for all the girls when

>>166023374
Summer party swimsuit skins when?

>>166023374
>Speedo Swimsuit Drogoz when tho...

CONNECTION INTERRUMPED
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

FUCK YOU HI REZ FIX YOUR SHITTY GAME I FUCKING HATE YOU GET RID OF THAT EASY ANTI CHEAT SHIT

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>>165963332
if Paladins dies can this become a meme?

>>166024870
Yeah. The title of that video was fucking dumb

>>166024387
Probably... summer? Based on Smite they're not afraid to do swimsuits.

>>166018258
You realize Brazilians who are too poor or too young to afford Overwatch is literally half the playerbase left, right?

>>166025782

Don't care.

Build a firewall.

>>166024403
It would be kind of weird. As a lizard, he'd probably have hemipenes. Double the lovin', but they're internal when not in use, so he'd have no bulge.

>>166022897
British skins when? Pip pip cheerio!

>>166027151
>not wanting Nando skin first

So Viktor chest and Torvald in the patch show tomorrow. How long will they make us wait for the PTS this time?

>>166016653
>>166016965
>Smite is all about the tits
>Paladins is all about the ass

What did Hi-Rez mean by this?

>teammates are using voice callouts correctly
>except one
>and it's our fucking Bomb King
>who mashes VVGQ every time we're all coordinating
>then dies like a retard to flanks/other shit we've all avoided via callouts
>then every time he dies, he says something akin to "shit team doesn't fkin help"
>never get the chance to spectate him and see just how bad he plays
>because me and our other three teammates almost never die
>and he's always fucking dead
>stomp 4/1 even with our useless BK
>BK says in lobby "bg, such a fkin bg"
>"couldnt hear enemy footsteps so yea rly bad game"
>"team fkin spammed gay voice shit all game"
>"couldnt fkin play with that shit"
>enemy Cassie says "lol your score tho"
>he IMMEDIATELY replies "lol fkin hack more tho"

>BK has 2 elims, compared to the team's 30+ each
>and 26(!) deaths, compared to the team's 1-2 each
>dealt like no damage
>made only 225 credits
>that's 2 2 5

How the fuck can someone be so astronomically bad? And why the fuck is it always goddamn Bomb Kings?

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>>166030638
I don't know, but they somehow keep managing to do it.

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>>166030638
They always treat his bombs like he's junkrat or demoman and just spam them everywhere and barely use their other skills. It's always the Bomb King or Kinessa players that are just straight up retarded and can't play to save their life

>>165963332
Is the founder's pack worth it?

anyone actually won anything with gleam.io?
do you get an email?

>>166030397
They're expanding their audience.

>>166030638
>>who mashes VVGQ every time we're all coordinating
These people are the worst. Why even play a team game if you don't want to talk and want to be an obstacle to people who actually do want to talk.

>Raynday is actually shilling the stats on cards

>>165963332
>800 crystal giveaway
you can smell the desesperation

>>166030638
The average Bomb King player only wants to grief opponents instead of playing the objective, all because they personally got launched off Frog Isle by a good Bomb King one too many times. But, instead of seeing that as an opportunity to learn from their mistakes and stay the hell away from the edge on Frog Isle when there's a Bomb King present, they instead decide Bomb King is overpowered and that using Poppy Bomb = free kills. So they buy him, grab a Jolt IV build from somewhere, don't take him into the shooting range, don't read his skills, and buy Morale Boost every match just so they can never use his ult.

Almost every single Bomb King I've played with this week has been running a Jolt III/IV build, and most just fuck around on map edges while they tunnel vision for off-stage kills. However, they never get these off-stage kills because they're trash at Bomb King and refuse to wait for the right moments to use Poppy Bomb. They rarely Grumpy the point, and will always find something to complain about the moment they die.
>wow no heals? really??
>okay this andro is bullshit
>thanks for helping me retards
>real fucking sick of sha lin
>so tired of makoa omfg!!!
>ffs lagging so my sticks don't work......
>etc.

It's really frustrating to see, because in the hands of a good player, Bomb King is a monstrous pain in the ass with tons of useful CC on top of huge burst damage. But the majority of his players are only looking for epic off-stage kills and sick ulti triple kills... neither of which they ever get because they'll Poppy an Androxus with all of his dashes left, or ult out in the open like they're invulnerable to damage. Then you get to read some real gems, like
>WOW WTF?
>why no help???
>was ulting them ffs!!!!

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thx hi rez

>>166032735
Rigged!

>>166033813
I never see that. Instead I see the guys who can only ever land a hit with grumpy bomb.

>>166034505
Context?

>>166034846
Connection interrupted

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>166034505
just happened to me, it sucks.

>>166034505
>>166017880
Also add "kicked to main menu and when you enter a new game you have no UI"

>>165963332
if they keep pushing this stats upgrade and talent unlocking bullshit everyone should spam things like "tribes ascend 2" and "pay 2 win" in twitch, twitter and every possible media.

>>166035289
blocked
muted for 600 seconds

>>166035805
even if they block us if everyone keeps doing it maybe they will reconsider it, just look at recent streams it is a clear that they are afraid of the backlash and they are in full DAMAGE CONTROL

>>166036220
I'd hope they'd at least see how Reddit responded.

>>166033813
>>WOW WTF?
>>why no help???
>>was ulting them ffs!!!!
saw a fernando say almost exactly this after he ulted alone
not even the enemy team was there yet
no [vvvr] or other indication he was going to ult at all
just hauled ass to the point with the riding 3 he had rushed
then blew his ult at full health
the enemy team showed up and melted his dumb ass
our damba threw a desperation gourd down
fernando charged away from it and died off the point
then he bitched and moaned that we just threw the fucking game
cried that we're supposed to all be there when he fucking ults
shit like ffs no damage or heals welp gg
without a tank for a bit, we did our best and were looking like we could hold it
but after respawning nando stayed in base to bitch and moan instead of running back to help
postgame everybody ripped on him for his really nice ult
enemy makoa tells him nando's ult is usually reserved for a situation where nando has taken just a bit more damage than 0
fernando answers with gg shit team anyway so whatever

really wish I could put these people on a block list so I don't have to queue with them

>>166036413
now that i think about it, it would be better if everyone that purchased crystals or the founder pack asked for a refund if this goes live,obviously they wont do it but they will get the point fast

>>166036884
>it would be better if everyone that purchased crystals or the founder pack asked for a refund if this goes live
Yeah, that's a bad idea. Killing the game because of one bad update isn't worth it.

>>166036884
They don't do refunds on Founders Packs.

>>166037083
>>166037214
i know that, that is the point, seeing that they are making their customers upset will help them to understand

>>166036668
>really wish I could put these people on a block list so I don't have to queue with them

No game has this. It's not only a logistical nightmare, but average people would block thousands of other players for one reason or another, then complain their queues are too long.

>ally challenges Makoa

>retard with a shitload of gold whinges about having nothing to gold-sink
>infer about the new gold-sink that will probably cost hundreds of thousands of gold
>"yeah okay well I have like 250k I want to spend my gold not earn more"
And this is who should be allowed to give feedback for everyone...?

>>166039161
they are retards thinking that they are doing Hi-Rez a favor backing up an idea that clearly will kill the game and the playerbase

>>166034846
it's when you play so well you get kicked by the automated all seeing eye.

I got the onyx stallion horse!

it's pretty awful

>>166042018
I have no idea why i got.

>>166042018
>>166042346
What did he mean by this?

>>166042508
For some reason i got the fire horse unlocked.

>>166037675
That's more of a feature of FairFight than EAC.

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>makoa places the blame for us losing squarely on me
>other three members of our team doing jack shit and dying
>bitches at me the whole match
>I have the highest points on the team at the end of the match

>>166044151
You were probably the only other person he saw.

>>166044151
I wish they couldn't leave the lobby until i rub the fucking score on their faces.

>>166044151
you obviously tried too hard

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Who get next?

>>166044680
He was so good it rolled over into being the worst. This is why you shouldn't try at all.

>>166045434
I'd say Grover or Barik.

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>>165963332
>We want every Fernando to be the same
>We will add stats upgrades with gold and talents that will drastically change abilities

>>166045434
Start saving your gold now to invest in your mains.

>>166045752
Meh, you earn some of it back really quickly from leveling up.

>>166045849
Yeah, NOW.

>>166045434
Barik is only worthwhile if you spend a little extra on some cards. His basic kit is pretty bad and healing station is pretty much mandatory.

I'd suggest getting Grohk or Grover.

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>Sha Lin being completely useless as usual
Fucking how, I've never seen a Sha Lin player get more than 20k damage. It's baffling how anyone can do bad as that character

>>166045953
Did they say anything about reducing gold? All I heard was about new things to spend it on.

>>166046353
Do you really think they will announce a gold nerf? It is obvious than that is where they are going with the new pay-2-not-2-grind system

HERE'S THE WINDUP½

>>166046047
>person instalocks sha-lin
>he's level 9 with him
>everyone else takes damage characters too
>I can see where this is going so I take Evie, a character that I've only played twice before just to level her up
>Sha-lin complains about the lack of frontliner
>tell him to play frontliner then
>"fuck you Evie"
>get absolutely trashed 4-0
>Sha-lin is the worst on the team by a reasonable margin, dealing about half as much damage as me.

How do people live like this?

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>Two tanks last picks
>Nobody picks support
>Sha Lin afk for the literally whole match (had the audacity to use VEW a few random times)
>Makoa tsundere 120%
>Androxus was probably busy doing something else
>somehow still win
If you see that Sha Line in your games, report him without a second thought

>>166049625
Why is Fernando so perfect? I still want to try a speed build with him.

>>166046681
Where's the other half?

>>166047093
They don't know they did anything wrong. It's all someone else's fault to them.

>4300+ with Makoa
>some retard picks Kinessa on my team
>we lose 4-0 in five minutes

Report all Kinessa pickers.

>>166046047
Nigger, Sha Lin can carry games, he can counter every single flank, can fuck with Drogoz and fucking melts shields.

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>>166053602
Yes, which is why it baffles me that anyone can do bad with such a piss easy character.

>>166053602
Lets not forget the very generous hurt box on his arrows.

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>>166055057
Ying is very cute! VERY CUTE!

Is Ying a virgn

>>166055919
lmao

>>166055919
Does anal count?

>>166055919
Yes. She's a slut but she always makes sure one of her illusions takes the dick for her.

She's saving herself for Grohk

>>166056042
They call it the poop hole loophole for a reason.

that begs the question, are gay dudes perma-virgins?

>>166055919
She has her own clones, what do you think?

>>166056348
no

>>166056257
Even other orcs make fun of Grohk, Ying belongs to Fernando.

>>166057960
Little human dicks can't satisfy her.

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GIVE DROGOZ SPLASH DAMAGE REEEE

>>166058208
Fernando's big hot lance > Grohk tiny totem

>>166058917
I dunno. Grohk's totem has that flare at the end.

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>Madness dressed as Kinessa on the stream

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>>166059648
>it's the Cutthroat Kinessa

Im level 15 and I regularly break 10k damage. Is this a good sign?

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>>166061050
>only 10k damage

>>166061050
I hope you meant 100k

>>166061050
Even if you use nothing but Barik's turrets, it's impossible to get only 10k.

>>166061789
I beg to differ.
>>166030901

>>166061964
BK players need to learn that his stickies don't have the same aoe as Demoman's

>>166062083
I honestly dislike how little splash damage there is for BK, Drogoz, Pip etc. Why give them bombs and missiles if they have the same AoE as an arrow?

>>166061263
Yeah I meant 100k

>>166062428
They could increase the area, but them they would have to increase the fall off.

I wish there was more time in between rounds for me to shit talk my team mates

>>166062428
I've never had a problem with Pips splash damage. Is it more generous than the other two or is it just my imagination?

>>166062990
I'd say so.

>>166062990
I'm pretty sure Pip got the the most splash out of them, but he also got the lowest damage to compensate.

>>166062428
Agreed except for Pip. A simple but reasonable buff for Bomb King would be to increase his splash damage.

>>166010595

>Multiplayer PvP gaming
>Fun

NEVER FUN

If you can't lonewolf and be a force of nature enough to make an asshurt enemy team camp you exclusively, then perhaps you should reconsider your multiplayer choice.

>>166062990
>>166063172
>>166063243
Give them a unanimous card that increases splash radius.

>>166059648
>"LET'S DO THIS BITCHES"

What did she mean by this?

>>166063243
Lucky for you according to datamining you'll be able to waste your talent card on just that!

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>>166063172
>>166063243
So I went ingame to see for myself. Pip's is by far the biggest and they all have linear falloff.

>>166064632
>that absolutely pathetic blast radius on everyone except pip
Makes no goddamn sense.

>>166064995
Are you REALLY sure you want them to have that radius? Because Pip's damage is shit compared to them.

>>166065231
But that's at the complete ass-end of the radial line. Damage would, naturally, be higher the closer you are to the impact point. The other three pretty much only HAVE the impact point.

>>166065404
I wouldn't mind BK having that radius, since his bombs are easy to avoid.

>>166053602
That's only because his Q is overpowered as fuck. If you're not playing as a character that can directly counter it (makoa anchor, andy reversal, etc) he will automatically win the duel.

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>watching paladins stream
>get bot message
>only get a radiant chest
>get gems for smite which i don't play

T-thanks low-rez

>>166067391
IIRC you can only get Radiant Chests for Paladins from streams.

>>166067391
Man, why do you have to post this? WHY?!
>watching streams for 5 days
>always joining that gleam giveaway bs
>still no chests/crystals

Also, how do I git gud with Drogoz? Does masterful have a cooldown?

>>166067391
They gave me all the horsies for free.
I guess that was nice.

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So here's the Torvald teaser they tossed out on Twatter.

>>166068190
cool odal rune

>>166068190
doomfist confirmed

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>>166068190
Also Ice Mines redo will be in the test queue.
Drybear also mentioned Bomb King, Pip and Aggression.

>>166068416
When did he mention them? In that 1on1 talk with raynday the other day?

>>166068646
Nah, he mysteriously tweeted them out.

>>166068416
Thats pretty cool I like that they're throwing up so many maps for us to play around with.

>>166068416
>Bomb King, Pip and Aggression.
Pip hopefully reworked into a true support
Aggression removed
BUT DONT TOUCH THE KING PLEASE BABY NO

>>166068190
So I guess runic blast etc means he's gonna be an arcanist through and through.

>>166070835
>BUT DONT TOUCH THE KING PLEASE BABY NO
You can touch the king, but only to give him a big hug.

>There are people in the world that are bad with Makoa
>When I picked him up and on day 1 did at least 30k damage a game with 160 objective time
I know it's not the best, but it was a hell of a lot better than half these people saying "I'm new" as an excuse

>>166068190
And there's the symbol that was leaked.

>>166071624
I wish he gave a big hug to DryBear if you know what I mean

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Who will win the "We beat Overwatch in 2017 jokes on you fuckers" contest first? Battleborn or Paladins? it's Paladins, with Battleborn still beating Overwatch in 2017 too

>lvl 22
>only played one champ all this time
>can't try to learn anyone else because I'd be a hindrance to my team
>practicing against bots is pointless because they're retarded
>there's still a very big chance that even playing my champ I'll be put in a team of drooling tards

Being a healslut is suffering.

>>166072915
If Blizzard keeps on their current track record of "balancing" nobody will have to beat them, they'll treat Overwatch themselves to a dirt nap

>>166072967
Just tell your team you're practicing a champ so they don't shit on you, you got to start from somewhere hermano, worked for me

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>>166073027
Reminder that Blizzard's Overwatch dev team DOESN'T EVEN PLAY THEIR OWN GAME.

>>166072967
Why do you even care if it's just casual

>>166073253
I mean, I could try but with so many tacos and cyka blyats more often than not they won't even understand.
I kinda feel like learning [AGGRESSIVE TRAIN NOISES] man. How do?

>>166073334
Because I have performance anxiety.

>>166072967
Which champ?

>>166073520
I'm a 2.5k+ ELO shitter so people there are a bit tolerable, some don't get mad if you under perform. You want to practice Ruckus? If yes, he's shit frontlining solo.

>>166073810
Best and cutest girl.

>>166073882
I want to broaden up.
Maybe start with Buck since I like shotties and go from there to other champs.

>>166074208
Cassie?

>>166074208
Jumping is fun, but he runs out of ammo fast and reloads slow. So Deft Hands is a must.

>>166074208
Oh, Buck is a nice flanker. Tanky + he crits and like this anon said >>166074305, get Deft Hands, build around his jumping and recovery, you're good to go.

>>165963332
There is something really fishy going on, Drybear mentioned that you could unlock better ranks of your talents at higher masteries and even in the datamining it show multiple talent ranks but they totally omitted this in latter videos and streams, what is happening?

>>166073301
To be fair, there's more fun stuff out there.