/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>165926831
I'm not sure if I approve of this or not

DIE DIE DIE

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Amaris

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4th for pharah

rein needs to get the fuck off the meta and never come back

ster inspired me to play Ana

>>165927118
same

Posting my blog in new thread

>be me (consolefag)
>buy game on launch
>figure Hanzo is a high skill-cap character that I could get good at
>play the shit out of him
>get well known as a deadly pro Hanzo
>didn't play much season 2 because working long hours
>came back into season 3
>every game "don't go Hanzo", "pick something useful" etc
>even though I'm still playing great, on occasions the abuse starts to tilt me
>decide to hone my skills on Ana bots and QP
>hours later, i have a full grasp of 5th dimensional theoretical geometry
>still can't stomach playing him in comp, climb slowly to diamond by playing support and tank
>on occasion when dps slot is free, play soldier just so i won't get flamed, even though I could be raping faces with Hanzo

It's a bitch feeling

so when does the gameplay on timthetatman's stream start

>>165927216
Why are you watching that meme trash

Why is it that the most popular streamers are the worst ones anyway

>>165927189
Dude just play Hanzo. Who fucking cares what some dipshit loser from Ohio thinks about you on the internet? It's a game. Have fun and do what you want, period.

>>165927325
people love watching bald fat manchildren scream

>>165927325
i honestly dont know i guess im just part of the herded mentality

visit his streams every so often for a long time and now that he plays overwatch i just leave it open and go about my day
its actually crazy

>>165927026
That is not Helix-approved apparel

>>165927189
If you actually are good with Hanzo then play him. The fear comes from "pro snipers" who sit at the back spamming arrows doing nothing all day.

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Lol, this drunk bum was telling that he was a secret operative again

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>>165926831
>have 2 accounts
>one Master one Diamond
>play heroes I am not great at on the Diamond one to practice
>Masters gave have more trolls and intentional throws than Diamond
>Diamond people talk more and sperg out less

I am having way more fun on my alt in Diamond than on my main in Masters. Anyone else noticed the same or is it just my luck?

>>165927561
>dresses like a cowboy in 2076
>passed out at a bar on Christmas

Get your shit together McCree

>>165927903
shut up

McCree is living the dream

>>165927874
nope, since i climbed to master games are much better. sorry about your luck with teammates tho

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>>165927953
Literally, and I do mean it, for the past 2 weeks in masters I have had 0 games without someone trolling or throwing on one of the teams. EU servers. Usually Ruskies.

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legs

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>"Teleports behind you"

Do other esports game players foam at the mouth when they don't choose meta characters?

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>>165928095

>>165928152
literally all of them

>>165927029
too bad that's literally never going to happen until the release of overwatch 2

Daily reminder that Mei is Bae

Friendly reminder that farming your stats in comp with less popular hero's goes further than winning all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00hf2TbesBY

"Hat" Is my favourite character

>>165928385
at least i hope blizzard change something so that he wont be so important

How do I get better at 1v1? I always have all gold but do terribly

>>165928620
>dragon 2

Not bad

>>165928146
*abuses spouse*

What's the best map in this game?

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>>165928146
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Gabriel's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Gabriel screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Gabe starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"G-Gabriel, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Gabriel screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night in Blackwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Reyes said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY PUTA!" Reyes slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Jack, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME SANTA MUERTE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Gabe slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal

>>165928824
Dorado

>>165928824
Payload: Dorado
KotH: Oasis

All 2 capture point maps are dogshit.

>>165928632
best we can hope for is the newer maps won't be so reliant to him (like oasis is at a small degree)

DEATH

DEATH

DEATH

DEATH, IS WHIMSICAL TODAY.

>>165928824
Dorado, KR, Eichenwald

>>165928824
al 2cp are shit, best map is kings row

>play a match
>up 2-0 koth
>they come back and win
>play a payload match
>they win easy
>start flipping out crying and start stopping my feet
>scream and bash my head into the wall
>mom calls the cops
>they question me for 4 hours
>have to be admitted to mental hospital tomorrow because of shit teammates

>my irl friend asks me to coach him in ow
>hes gold im master
>i watch him play and tell him what he did wrong and what he should do
>i never actually seen gold gameplay before that

JUNKRAT is an instant pick and people dispute in voice who should get him.
I didn't believe that lower elo can be this bad, but now I do.

So if anyone here is struggling to get out of gold, just play heroes that counter junkrat.
my friend gained 300 SR just by playing pharah and killing their junkrat every game

>>165929120
i hope this is true

Anyone in masters queueing up right now?

>>165929120
I hope you are getting admitted

>>165929151
Not that guy but I threw my PC at a wall after losing a game of dota once (it survived somehow) but it turned out I had super low seratonin and would've flipped out at anything.

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>play healer
>lose due to shit tank and dps
>play tank
>lose due to shit dps and healer
>play dps
>lose due to shit healer and tank

how do I win?

>>165929014
man that would be a really slow progression

>>165928863
>>165929060
you guys are high

hanamura and the russian one are amamzing

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>>165929120
t. platinum rank

>>165929274
play zarya.
tank? check.
dps? with high energy, check.
support? bubbles teammates, heals herself via shields, check.

>>165929274
Am i seeing a pattern here?

>>165929269
jesus i was joking, sorry to hear that man. i hope you are better now

>>165929363
literally the best rank

>>165929404
that or soldier or hog

>>165929359
Volskaya is not as bad as everyone pretends
Hanamura is very bad for heroes who can't fly

>>165928824
King's Row, Hollywood, Nepal

>>165929463
to each his own i guess

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>>165929274 (You)
There is only one constant in all of these situations.

>>165929454
I'm fine now, I needed a better case anyway

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>tfw just rekt some gook scum chatting shit about EU.

do burgers have to deal with these faggots all the time

>>165929363
I'm diamond, went from 3,100 to 3k even, it's making me suicidal

so how did /owg/ react when gency was confirmed

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>>165929563
>(You)

>bronze
either braindead or there on purpose
>silver
just your casual normie who never played fps before
>gold
still never played fps before, probably mobabby, puts some effort into the game
>platinum
played some fps before, "average" player
>diamond
has some form of minor idea how to play, decent mechanical skills
>master
is a decent player, but lacks any form of teamplay or gamesense
>gm
has a slight idea of how the games are actually played, tries to help teammates
>top500
is good at game, good teamplay, ok gamesense

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>>165929652
Not to offend but that's because Diamond rank is pretty bullshit. It's pretty much the new platinum rank because of everybody's inflated calibration from season 2.

Still a bit peeved I had to climb back to diamond from platinum rank myself though.

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>>165926831

>Tfw no samurai chest to sleep on

Why live?

>>165929769
>tfw have played fps all my life and placed in gold

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>>165929924

>get in a game with a 3 stack
>they're all retarded
>tell one of them to change
>they all stick up for each other and tell you to fuck off

3 stacks are literally the worst

>>165929769
Pretty accurate, except you assume that people in some ranks have the same skills and deficiencies. For example, somem aster players have decent mechanical skill and terrible gamesmense, some have good gamesense and think strategically about ult usage and engagement but have gold-tier mechanical skill.

>>165929926
until you get to very high ranks the game is about positioning not aim

>>165929685
I cried.

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>>165929769
>tfw bronze
>been playing since the game first game out

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>>165929685
I got some buckets out so I am prepared for the Pharmercy tears.

>>165928842
Still waiting on the junkrat being kidnapped mind broken by Mei greentext

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>>165929837

>>165929685
More upset that people cry over that instead of the terrible balance.

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>>165929924
They sell hanzo bodypillows too on aliexpress, that's where I got the mousemat

>GM's rage quitting in tim's stream

kek

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So why arent (YOU) streaming right now and getting mad views for being a loud asshole?

>>165930296
>KebabRemover
> Ultimate: Turns Into Bug Spray

>>165929685
sauce? the christmas comic doesn't count

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>>165930296
He needs to have an ult that combos well with Zarya's for optimal Omnigger removal.

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>>165930413
>ultimate only works against Pharah and Ana

>>165930362
Because no one is going to watch a literal who.

>>165930194
only have the burnt casserole with junkrat.


>"ch-ch-cheers bruv, w-welcome home..." Jamison submissively whimpered upon Mako's return from Controlpoint: Junkertown
>"I-I'm sorry mate b-but I blew up the fairy bread and vegemite casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw, James!" Mako screamed, slamming Fawkes' face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WANKER, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL YOUR MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Hoggie starts hooking pots and pans around*
>"M-Mako, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? Say bacon one more time you sorry useless cunt!" Mako screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night on the Pavement and then I have to come home to another fucking blown-up meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS MONG" Rutledge said
>grabbing Jamison by the throat he began to choke him while huffing and weezing loudly
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Rat struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU WELCOME... TO THE APOCALYPSE!" Rutledge slams James' face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the 66's bar with Alex, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME PACHIMARI NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Mako slams the door
>Jamison trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing to blow up another meal

>>165930341
>watching timtheburgerpig's stream
wew lad

>>165930362
>he thinks thats all it takes in this day and age of streaming

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>>165930540
>Pachimari

>>165929685
Weird? I mean we still know so little about mercy and many of the other characters, why move into romance now? Do the writers have so little material to work with?

>>165930808
>why would we hear more about one of the most important aspects of a human's life when learning about them

I wonder.

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Roadhog is true alpha

>play ana
>pocket heal tank
>moron doesnt stay on point and continuously over extends
>either follow him and die to tracer or stay on point and heal everyone else
>he keeps dying so obviously blames me: "shit healers, no heals all game"
>get gold heals

wtf is wrong with tank players that makes them so retarded?

>>165930959
That would be great if we got that, but instead we get lines about chocolate preference. Not exactly the lore I am looking for.

>>165930978
>healer cucks

>>165929769
most people higher than diamond are locked down due to complete retards who only got high rank because of luck

>>165930808
Overwatch is targeted at the teenager crowd.
Teenagers find love attracting.
Love is easier to write than the hardships, adventures and moral dilemmas of a world-wide aid group like Overwatch is.

>>165930970
>literally 0 bulge
Also, his dick and balls were cut off in the past, apparently.

>when you have silver dmg as sombra in a team with two other dps
always fun to try to guess which one is dropping the ball HARD

>>165930025
i climbed through masters and have not seen anyone who would know how to manage ults, where to position and when to push/fall back correctly.

masters tier in general just lacking gamesense/teamplay and skills related to it.

>>165931089
its genji

it's always genji

>>165931156
seems like that's more of a solo queue problem in general than anything else

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Crawled my way out of bronze up to platinum with Zenyatta

Why hasn't everyone embraced the Iris

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>>165930540
Someone do one of Genji and Mercy with Mercy being the abusive spouse.

>>165931239
>Zen, honey, we love you
>shut up baby, I know it

YOU HAVE 17 SECONDS TO POST UNIQUE MOVEMENT ABILITIES YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE GAME
>phasing through walls
>walking on walls/gravity shifting
>Spidey-swinging

>>165931239
I was thinking of picking up Zenyatta, any tips? Should I be using charged orbs?

At what rank does people stop playing Junkrat? I've had mid-diamond games where people pick him on attack on Hollywood.

>>165931065
Yeah, I guess that would be a way to keep the plot in the same place but still have something change. Alright, I get it now, just don't find it interesting.

>>165931274
>women
>abusing men

topkek

Blizzard Isn't that progressive

>>165931285
>digging

>>165931285
jumping/throwing yourself like in max payne

>>165928052
>Usually Ruskies.
can confirm. 99% of slavs in this game are either angry or bad or both.

>>165931301
Never

Junkrat is eternal

>>165931156
I dont think Master players are any good at mechanics either. To be honest, there is barely any difference from mid-plat to mid-masters in terms of gameknowledge or mechanical skill. It is just cucks who got lucky and won more cointosses than they lost. When they get to Masters and have to face GM/Top 500 players, however, they just can not compete because they are magnitudes worse. The difference between a master and a top500 is the same as between a bronze and a master.

>>165931208
probably. but in GM soloq, people actually try to help teammates, use ults together and not waste too many ults on one push, they know what a "dry run" is, they know how to bait ults, etc.. etc.
masters players have no idea how to do most of these, obviously, respect for the exceptions, but those people will get GM eventually anyways.

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>>165931450

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>>165930294

>that art

So people pay for bodypillows with that art style?

Hm

>>165931307
Since when can manlets be considered human, let alone men?

>>165931485
Eternally shit.

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>>165931508
>>165931450

>>165931297
no unless you're really good at it. Zenyatta completely revolves around mechanical skill and popping ult at the right time (mostly to counter grav combos).

>>165931490
yes. i'd say that's about right.
masters->top500 about improving on your gamesense/teamplay
and bronze->master is all about improving knowledge/mechanics.
the two huge steps to git gud

>>165931580
It's great seeing a used up whore getting what she deserves. Good job Mei.

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>>165931074
Where did you hear that?

Prolly some headcannon like pic related (Although I like pic related)

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>>165931580

>>165931074
Source?
>>165930540
Reeeee.....I just want my Meihem abuse ;-; but thank you anyway

>>165929769
What a load of shit most gm and top 500 I've seen play easy characters like lucio and rein

Only in the 6 man groups were the really good players are at

>>165931694
>>165931648
>source
Literally the picture the post was replying to. It was a joke.

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>>165926831
I need these mousepads.

>>165931398
>no augmented gf

>>165931790
are they actually good ergonomically?

because I need one for my wrist and it would be a good giggle to get one of these

>>165931398
I really hope we get more cyberpunk.

>>165931545
if i wanted manlet speak i'd go to /fit/

don't abuse me here too please

>>165931851
For the most part yeah, they give really good wrist support and cushioning.

>genji thinks he's invulnerable jumping master of the sky
>give him two direct rocket hits
>instantly switches to widowmaker
fucking weebs man

>>165931734
i'm laughing at you right now, masters/high diamond player

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>>165931809
You're best shot getting a gf is to find an """"augmented"""" one

they're kinda desperate anon

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>>165931672
That face tho

>>165932010
she's so fucking cute

>>165931971
Nothing fills my heart with joy like hooking gengus out of double jumping like a retard and hooking him out of dragonblade.

It is entirely the reason I play Roadhog.

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>>165932074
What did you say?

>>165931984
Laughing at whom
Also am I the high diamond/master or you

>>165932010
>that slow fall over
I love corpse physics

>>165932160
I want to boop her on her little red nose!

>>165931990
STANDING

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>>165932235
Ouuh, I will boop you alright boy!

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>>165932140
Who is more broken
Roadhog or Reaper

>>165932410
hog

>>165931969
Too bad they're fucking tiny

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>>165932160

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>Pick Sombra for some KotH QP
>People actually take my packs
>I actually remember to keep track of my translocator cooldown
>I don't destealth like a retard
>Endless ultis
>Gold elims silver damage
>2-0

I'm so used to sucking ass with her merely doing "okay" feels amazing.

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Who is your favourite hero?
Who is your least favourite hero?

>>165932501
Tracer
Junkrat

>>165932410
hog, it may turn out that reaper has a good reason to want to kill overwatch, but I doubt it.

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>>165932447
Now, that's just mean

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>>165931626
Keep in mind Master players are just top 10%, or just 1 in 10, which isnt impressive at all. It is around the top 0.5% + that things start getting impressive. Masters guys are just average dudes that were luckier than their peers.

>>165932501
>Fave
Rein, Hanzo, Sombra
>least
Symmetra

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>>165932605
Mercy deserves it

>>165932501
Are you asking which is my favourite hero gameplay wise or as a person?

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>>165932651
No

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>>165932659
Both?

>>165932501
>Tracer
>Junkrat

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Is it ever directly stated that Roadhog is guilty/still guilty over his involvement in the explosion?

>>165932740
Nice tumbnail

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This is a french vampire.

>>165932651
I kind of want to put on the devil skina dn just be an evil Mercy now. Just letting people die with 5 HP or reviving them in hopeless situations.

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Loneliest girl in the world

>>165932976
>only female in the expedition
>exposed to regular gangbangs and orgies
>Lonely

Get the fuck out of here

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>>165930978
>be Ana
>pocket heal Rein
>boost him
>he stands still with shield up

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>>165932651
>winston
>capable of overextending

>>165932885
No, not at all. We have no idea how he feels about those events, just backstory. I would love to see more from him in that regard.

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>when finding a QP game takes longer than 30 seconds

>>165932740
>gameplay
favourite:
reinhardt

least favourite:
junkrat

>people
favourite:
widowmaker

least favourite:
dunno, i like them all
if i had to say one I'd say sombra, I guess

>>165932942
I want to hug that vampire

>>165932942
>tfw she'll never suck your blood

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>>165933179
>it takes 3 minutes

>>165932429
>inb4 large pads featuring a harem of women/men
>>165933129
DLET THIS
>>165933179
But anon its trying to find people that would be a """""challenge""""" for you to play against don't you want that?

Whats the actual story behind mei

>>165933293
Autist that spends too much time in front of a computer screen. Get a life.

Isn't competitive just quick play but saliter

>>165932976
>implying she didn't kill them

>>165933293
I ask this everytime when I play Rein.

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>meanwhile in GM

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>still no little girl monster hero
>literally every other hero game has one

What went wrong?

>>165933179
>tfw your qp mmr seems fucked

Rarely get a match in less than a minute while a friend gets them in 20s or less

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Dwarf libido

PTR going live WHEN?

>>165933568
Mei is pretty much that, though. And doesn't D.va stream her fights in the MEKA? That's pretty fucked up.

>>165933568
Monkey Scientist is the token non-human non-robot character in this game

>>165933568
What is this image from?

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I think we can all agree
>face
Mercy
>breast
Mei
>abs
Pharah
>ass/thighs
Symmetra
>legs
Sombra

>>165933656
D.va streamed her battles with gigantic Omnic Titans, I don't think she does that with these small skirmishes. They're not even canon I guess. Even if they were I don't think she'd stream them.

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>>165933656

>>165933618
Next week seems likely. I'm guessing the extra momentum adjustments they made to Roadhog's new hook pushed things a week later.

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Which one of you fags is this?

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>>165934048
That's normalfag shit now

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>comp
>pick a character you're genuinely good with
>the meta spergs start screeching as they do now approve
>play that character anyway
>go on to win

What's her name??

Sombra for me. I'm an EMP and hacking monster. Randos can smoke a cock if they don't approve during Hero Selection.

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>>165933987
>DvaKat
she's a bunny god damn it

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>>165933813
>street shitter having best anything

>>165934106
oh god

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>>165934109
Everytime im doubted my arrows hits more heads

>>165934048
I played a few games with a guy with that name yesterday
Was doing Mystery Heroes for loot boxes

>>165934109
Symmetra

>>165933656
>Mei is pretty much that
For the last time Mei is not The Thing

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I hope all the grls get cat skins

>>165934106
the wrong guys won WW 2

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>>165933813
>>ass/thighs
>Symmetra
>>legs
>Sombra

>>165934106
zyklon b when

Why does everyone hate overbuff
I've been hearing a lot of overbuff hate lately

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>>165932942
So's this

It must be a reference, I can't help but think of it

>>165934527
GIVE - ME - THE - KEY.

>>165934471

Master Overwatch shills, ignore them.

>>165934471
It's normal to hate meta charts/tier list publishing sites that get famous.

Retards take them as gospel and do their best to enforce certain picks without having any idea of why they work or how.

>>165934343
Well I didn't think of that before
Now, though..

>>165934268
Before Sombra this was my pick. Defensefu is beyond clutch when you're setting up a turret nest on like Volskya. You notice 4 of your team mates are down. Slap down the teleporter out of sight in time for your team to pop right back on to the point.

>>165934737
>widow puts on scopes to use a scope

>almost a year since launch
>bastion is still the most uselessly specific hero in the entire game
>even a whole comp built around and dedicated to bastion isn't enough to protect him from british sonic let alone his million other counters

what the fuck is the point of bastion? it needs to be redesigned completely.

>>165934792
one is infra sight, the other is zoom

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>bubble makes you immune to knockbacks

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>>165934169
>>165934415
Such a lack of imagination

>>165934863
It's some sort of weird gravity warp bubble isn't it?

Although that doesn't really explain why it can wipe debuffs

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Is Lyric playing OW today?

Winston buff when?

>>165934972
why do people keep drawing d.va as this weird chibi thing?

>>165935073
What does he need buffed?

Also, how is Dva in the ptr now?

I hate dealing with her in 3v3 when I'm trying to get loot boxes

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>>165934927
>manface
>literally shit skinned
>all artists draw it with male proportions
people waifu this thing?

>>165935170
His shield is trash

>>165934813
I remember playing back in the beta when he had a frontal shield. He was still shit back then, only played on and off since then, but not sure what Blizz is thinking, honestly.

>>165935086
reference to a garbage anime that became a meme

>>165934527
I'M GONNA OPEN THE SARCOPHAGUS LACROIX

>>165935170
Maybe a tiny bit of damage. You can't even attack through a Zen orb

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>>165935086
nobody tell him

>>165935170
his barrier is made out of cardboard and primal rage is the worst ult in the game

Who the fuck thought that Symmetra needed a range upgrade? She is a support hero for fucks sake, but she is such an annoyance with her bullshit gun that doesn't require aiming and causes tons of damage. Once your caught in the beam you can't run out of it anymore because it expands.

What were they smoking?

I am not bullshitting I have a GM in my team right now who was plat in season 2

What has he played this season? Rein and DVa

>>165935310
I always wondered why it wasnt more powerful in terms of damage dealt. Even his base melee attack should be stronger. He's a fucking super engineered gorilla for fucks sake.

A mercy healed ulting Winston is a pain to get rid of tho.

>>165935170
They nerfed D.Va's survivability and damage to the point where she can only assume the position and hope they'll be gentle. We are back to Zarya in every game.

>>165935232
I don't understand why they can't give bastion a durability mechanic that makes him harder and harder to kill the more kills he gets himself

>>165934927
gross

>>165935515
D Va can still do her job just fine, it's just shitter ones that spammed guns on the frontline and used boost only to run away that got fucked

I love how the devs keep saying "SOMBRA ISN'T A BAD OFFENSE HERO PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LEARN TO PLAY HER"

like theres only so much you can do with a hero that can't win most duals, and can only hack every twelve seconds.

>>165929274
>lose
>blame my team
>lose
>blame my team

Good job anon you have discovered the secret on how to never improve

>>165932501
76
Genji

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Stop bullying Mercy

>>165935594
Roadhog counters her harder than Zarya ever did and I don't see him going away.

>>165935639
>theres only so much you can do with a hero that can't win most duals

Stop playing her as a solo flanker, she isn't meant to play fair. she's meant to be fire support that helps break a stalemate and can chase and kill retreating wounded

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>>165935698
no

>>165935516
I think that when bastion is deployed in sentry mode, his ult should just be a shield or bubble that lasts for a few seconds but is virtually indestructible, except by sombra's ult.

recon mode should be tank

>>165929141
As a person who purposely dove to bronze I can say that if you're good with the rat, even a pharah can't stop you. I went from bronze to plat solely on the rat.

He's a god of war if you're good with him.

>>165933813
>mercy
>better face than Pharah

In your dreams.

>>165935639
Ptr changes boosted the speed of the hack and changed the cool down to 8 seconds

>>165932501
Ana
Genji

>>165932501
>Zenyatta
>Widowmaker

>>165928751
>sombra will never hack your dick right before you ejaculate giving you massive blue balls.

Why live?

>>165932501
Rein
Genji

>>165935698
she's a worthless bimbo who deserves it

>>165935086
Look up umaru its alright

>>165932501
bastion
genji

>>165936062
that is very mean!

>>165936097
I don't do anime but it looks kinda hilarious

thanks anon

Getting to Diamond + Isn't about skill, it's about luck.

>>165931490
Honestly in my case all I need to work on is my aiming. I'm not the greatest but I know what and when to use abilities with everyone of the heros. There are days when my aim is on point and I actually climb quickly, but most days I'm around 40-50%. I just need to get better at it and yes I know the mccree aiming practice. I also use zen to get good with projectiles. And zen.

>>165935698
I'll bully her even more after learning she likes the rice dick

>>165936290
how can good players then consistently grind accounts from shit rank to GM

>>165936290
Keep telling yourself that

>>165936413

prove me wrong

Can someone post one of ENUMBRE's webms where he does those crazy flicks?

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I want to marry Mercy!

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>>165935210
>year 2016+1
>not appreciating delicious brown
All you had to do was just say you were gay anon. We would have understood. Ill post some great man candy for you later

>>165936457

see
>>165936403

>>165936582
check out this cuck

>when baby D.Va tries to kill herself by jumping off the map at Oasis University but you boop her on the objective again and no one kills her
devilish

>>165936608
>later

do it now

>>165936654

> grind
> skill

Try again buddy

>>165936715

>Semantics

Eat a dick

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>>165936582
Mercy is property of Mako

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>>165936882

>>165936582
congrats you married a literal whore

you're officially a cuck

How would you fix the tank meta?

>Zarya
Can no longer shoot when bubbled

>D.va
Takes 2x damage when using the DM.

>Roadhog
If he fails a hook, the hook hits him back, dealing 100 damage and applying a "damaged" effect where he takes 4x damage for 3 seconds.

>>165936857

Grinding something doesn't make you skilled; it makes you consistent, motivated to achieve a higher rank.

RNG and Luck play a big part in ranked; you're a damn fool if you think otherwise.

How do I get siick piicks with my fliicks?

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>>165936673
As you wish. Start you off with something tasteful

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>>165937085
>congrats you married a literal whore
tfw i constantly did this in Fable 2 and had as many children as i could with her

>>165936582
I think she saw more cocks than gynecologist with 20-years experience ever saw.

>>165937335
>gynecologist
>cocks

what

>>165936582
>tennis mercy
but why?

>>165937134
>zarya

slightly harder to build charge

>D.va
I like your idea

>roadhog
remove self heal and give him a new ability where he can swing his hook around like a tornado

>>165937335
I know where you were trying to go, but swing and a miss, buddy.

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>>165937335
>I think she saw more cocks than gynecologist with 20-years experience ever saw.
>gynecologist
You wanna try that again anon?

>>165937389
>>165937465

the gynecologist is a gay dude

>people actually bitched about iddqd's streamed smurf adventure
>he's not doing it anymore
What a bunch of killjoys.

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>>165936663
>>165936882
>>165937085
>>165937335
why are you so mean to me and her /owg/

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>Compete against other players and work your way up the ranks

>>165937586
bullying mercy is the official past time of /owg/

>>165937416
Summer games spray

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>>165937563
so?

you do know gynecologists are doctors specialized in women right?

>>165937569
BUT MUH BULLYING
MUH TOXICITY
MUH SR POINTS
MUH REDDIT

there is no room for fun in this world

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>>165937569
can't have people thinking "Elo hell" is something other than a hell purely of their own making

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>>165937335
>saw more cocks than a gynecologist
Anon, your underage is showing

>>165929769
>Started playing ranked week ago
>Get placed gold 2000
>Slowly make my way up to 2500
>Having fun
>Soon as I hit 2500 game goes to shit
>Every game one team has full meta team comp while other team has random picks

wtf is going on platinum?

>watch people play on console

>nobody can turn around properly/snap to locations at all
>nobody does anything but walk in largely straight lines
>all the relevant aiming is done by a computer anyway

christ it looks so awful to play like that

>>165937389
>>165937449
>>165937465
>>165937921
Ayyy, I thought it will be original and hilarous

>>165938051
>me just imagining to be an retardation!1!!

>>165938051
oh it was still hilarious

just not in the way you wanted

>>165937869
>>165937882
What's the point of a smurf account again?

>>165938241
Pray you dont get the entitled mercy mains

Give Pharah 150 HP and 100 armor.

[Y/n] ?

>>165938539
i got yelled by a mercy recently
he sounded old
in that moment i realized there is nothing cute about mercy if there's even a 1% chance a man is playing her

>>165934106
this can't be real
please reassure me this is a shopped image or a staged event
please

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>>165938051
>m-merely pretending...
Sure thing buddy. Thanks for the chuckle