/owg/ - Overwatch General

Just got my 3rd star. Can you guess what league I'm in, /owg/?

>>165895038
Plat?

>>165894923
anyone have a better resolution?

>>165895071
Silver.

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No bully

>>165895413
come on son

I'm shit and even I'm gold

>>165895413
jesus christ

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>some normie streamer has more views than esports

DED GAME?

>>165895503
I was never a good e-"""""sports""""" game and never will be

it will live on in the casual for years to come though

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>>165895416
>Zarya

Holy shit, kill yourself

When are they actually going to nerf Zaray?

>>165895446
>tfw at 2330 but don't want to tilt and hit a losing streak

I just want to bulldoze my way to 2500 like I got out of silver. But recently I've had diamonds thrown into my games that seem to fuck things up. They end up being really good or really awful. It's like a coin toss with these faggots that show up now and then.

>>165895446
>>165895475
Well, to be fair, I only touched comp for the first time this season. Almost all my hours are in QP and arcade. But yeah, feels bad.

Does anyone have the webm of Roadhog's hook breaking on a lucio when he passes a streetlamp or something?

>>165895598
when are you actually going to get out of platinum?

>>165895612
weird you say that because my gold games have been being filled with diamonds recently and they always seem to either be the worst players ever or they just stomp us

wtf is going on

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First for abs!

>>165895695
Boosting

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>>165895737
abs!

>>165895695
Same thing in mid plat, full of garbage diamonds I guess the system is finally starting to work and putting badies in lower ranks

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Who /suicide/ here?

where the mei lewds at

>>165895923
Hopefully you're right.

I do wish they'd lose their icon though

>>165895941
seems like they fixed the rank system

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>>165895941
>get place in shitter rank by /owg/ standards
>proceed to lose 3 in a row and 4 out of 6

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>>165895590
>t. Dva main

WHO READY FOR NEW VOICE LINES TOMORROW WITH THE PATCH?

We're getting valentines voice lines. Be prepared and place your bets.

>>165896057
oh god

the shippers will become unbearable

>>165896057
how do you know its tomorrow?

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>>165895847
Pecs > abs

>>165896180
OW commentator on the tourney let it slip the patch comes out tomorrow.

>>165896297
doesn't mean voice lines will be in it

>poking head over ledge, chipping away at roadhog
>he hooks me
>get killed
>watch kill cam
>hook didn't even have a line of sight when it hooked me
>it simply auto locked onto me pass the ledge

roadfags will defend this

SEASON 4 WHEN?

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>>165896186
Where does tummy sit in the hierarchy?

>McCree gets three triple kills without his ult on three different occasions
>POTM goes to their Tracer for getting 1 (ONE) kill and two assists

>>165896347
That's how it's worked in the past.

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>>165894923
>mystery heroes still has none koth maps

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>>165895941
If you could see a longer history it would be more of the same, I would bounce between 3900 and 3500. Haven't played comp since the date on this chart so rating has decayed to diamond.

>>165896451
>this
I doubt ive ever been on def anubis.

>>165896484
Overwatch launching with no match history or server browsers is really the most Blizzard thing possible

>>165895678
>zarya
>not overpowered

lmao

I bet you unironically think she takes skill to use.

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>>165896440
>PotG: D.va pressing Q

You have been allowed to design the next skin for your preferred hero.

What is it?

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>>165895847
>>165896186
Girl muscles, boy muscles, girl tits, boy tits; it's all good.
>>165896432
Real secret to immortality right there, a nice tummy to sleep on but not too fat though.

>>165896297
>patch on a wednesday

That would be a first

>>165896723
There is always a chance the commentator is just and idiot though.

>>165896647
inb4 characters from other franchises

>>165896647
I don't play him, but a really flamboyant cupid Hanzo would be GOAT

>>165896647
Naked Pharah with a jetpack

>>165896647
It's called "Juvenile Delinquent". Short schoolgirl skirt, ripped stockings, scuffed patent leather shoes, a blouse that isn't buttoned all the way.

It's for Roadhog.

>>165896604
but anon they worked really hard on the matchmaking code, of course they wouldnt put more effort in making a way to play their game without their "skill" based match making

>>165896647
schwarzenegger-like soldier

>>165896647
D.Va mech drawn as a ladybeetle and Hana having a sexy ladybeetle outfit

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>>165896647
Pharah in a tank top and spats. Muscular midriff exposed.

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>>165896647
>inb4 swimsuits for the girls XD
I want a fucked up monster Reaper so we can finally see how he looks like under the mask.

>>165896982
fuck you, I had a boner

>>165896604
I guess we're at least getting a server browser. The last time they said anything about match history was "we'd like to do that" all the way back in June

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>>165894923
I want blue cheeks to rest on my face.

Tanks are legitimately ruining this game. I have never seen such a poor implementation of a class in my life. There are literally 0 downsides to playing a Tank in Ovewatch.

>>165896647
A Genji skin for Hanzo and a Hanzo skin for Genji.
Maybe make both young and dressed like default Hanzo. The real heavy lifting for those leggos would be done by the voice team.

>>165897134
if you know anything about Blizzard, that excuse can last for fucking years

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>>165897147
Don't we all.

>>165897160

you can't have them be shit dps in an fpg

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>>165895737
Pharah a pure.

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>>165896432
My hierarchy is

pecs = ass > stomach = love handles = genitals > back > limbs

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>>165897147
But that's lewd.

>>165897249
>good DPS, near or more than Attackers
>twice and triple the amount of HP as Attackers
>damage mitigation
>better Ults

Please tell me a downside to Tanks in this game.

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>>165897118
Is there a new hack that rolled out?

So many hackers today

>Symmetra

Shield generator removed from the game
Damage reduced by 100% when not aiming

>DVA
Defense Matrix removed from the game, find something else.
HP lowered to 400, period. If you can fly and so much damage, pay the price.
HP lowered to 300, if you have auto life, you pay the price

>Ana
Rifle taken apart, added a semi auto rifle no longer uses biotic ammo
Grenade taken apart, added normal frag grenade

>>165897093
You know they won't show how Reaper looks until he hits the climax of his redemption arc.

Ana is going to hype it up by talking to Jack about how awful it was. Jack is going to have the guilt of it well up in him.

The two of them will get into a fight and Jack will get particularly mad about the past and punch him in the face hard enough that Reaper's mask flies off.

Then he'll will tell Jack that his face is not from the gene splicing but it's actually what's left of his face from the explosion. Then Reaper wishes Jack's face ended up like this and not his.

>>165897349
I'd have to say mine is

ass=eyes>stomach=limbs=love handles>pecs>genitals>back

why did Blizzard render such a nice booty for mercy just to cover it up? spandex mercy when?

>>165897585
You should be asking that about Sombra

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>>165897572
Ass is love, ass is life

>>165897413
None of them can fight at long range effectively, I guess, and they usually have easy to hit critboxes, but that's not much

Why all blizzard games are full of good asses, whats up with blizzard and butts

>>165897892
when you fuck up everything else, you have to be good at something

>>165897892
>Why all blizzard games are full of good asses

For the women, maybe. None of the males in WoW even HAVE an ass.

So starting two days ago I've been having this issue that's been making Overwatch totally unplayable for me.

Basically, when I join any server, it works fine for like 30 seconds, then the ping shoots up to 500-700. It goes back to normal occasionally, but it's "spiking" more often than its playable. I know it's not my internet because my roommate can play perfectly fine with 60 ping sitting 8 feet away from me.

I've tried every fix I can find online, I've reset my router like 6 times, I've done ipconfig release/renew/flushdns like 3 times, I've even reset my router to factory settings. I've forgotten the network on my computer and rejoined. I've unchecked QoP in my adapter settings. I've done a clean install of my network drivers.
Every other game works fine, it's only Overwatch that's fucked. Does anyone have any ideas?

>>165897892
>Why all blizzard games are full of good asses
>all blizzard games
Hah... no.

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>>165895941
I just want to get back to low gold

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>>165896647
A 76 skin that's inspired by either WW1 british officers or WW2 nazi uniforms, but give it some futuristic vibes and it's own version of his mask. I'm tired of how all his legendaries do not have the most prominent feature of his design
That or this Pig

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>>165897275
100% Pure Chocolate

>>165897884
Range means nothing when Reinhardt and D.Va exist.

>>165897698
I've never seen her ass

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>Ana boosts me even though I've been spamming x because I'm one gust of wind away from dying
>Yells at me for wasting the ult

>>165898139
Ok, maybe not in diablo

>>165896605
t. bronze

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>>165897826
This

>>165898217
>pure chocolate
>half canadian

heh

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>>165898264

>>165898361
what an awful image

>>165898132
I had this happen to me with CSGO, called my ISP and they gave me a new router and the problem was fixed

playing ana on console is hard as fuck. the difficulty actually makes her less of a mandatory pick though which is nice.

>LFG
>get put into a match 30 seconds from ending and the team hasn't been able to get past the first chokepoint

What do you do in this situation?

>>165898361
holy shit that face is disgusting

>>165898567
Laugh at them

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>>165898419
50% Chocolate, 50% Maple, all delicious.

Solo queue option when?
Map bans when?

>>165898656
I know anon I was just trying to trigger whatever Ana76 fags might be lurking, carry on

>>165898453
I'll keep that in mind. It's weird that my roommate can play just fine on the same network as me though

How do you nerds get through the first choke at Eichenwald on attack? Why is Blizzard okay with such awful chokepoints?

>>165898840
>Good team comp and coordination.

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I'm off to bed

goodnight /owg/

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r8 my ultimate rework for Junkrat

>Rip tire is completely removed from his back
>Instead he now has a junky backpack strapped to his back
>You can see what is an ammunition belt filled with his grenades dangling from the back
>When Junkrat ults, he removes the magazine from his gun, then rips the grenade belt from behind his back and into the gun
>Junkrats gun now basically becomes a grenade machinegun, uncontrolably firing about 20 grenades at a rate twice as fast as normal
>Of course he would be laughing maniacally during the whole ultimate

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Why is Tracer allowed?

>>165898931
sleep tight reap tight

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>>165898931
sleep tight reap tight with your husbando Reapy

>>165898840
As long as there isn't a fat cunt that walls off the chokepoint every time enemy Reinhardt's shield breaks, I don't have that much issues with it desu

>>165898840
over the broken house or along the right wall into their back and just create a distraction

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>>165897826
this guy gets it

>>165896647

Pajama D.Va

>>165894923
>Competitive Meme Edition
>https://youtu.be/JtksEype-8A

hey that's a good meme

>>165899215

stop shilling your own video every thread

>>165899239
mans gotta eat

>>165898840
I always go Winston, hop over everything, and make some of the enemy team chase after me. If my team isn't stupid or afraid we usually break through and get to the point.

>>165898970
>Whole Hog but with grenades
I don't really like it desu.

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A qt.

Does new Roadhog really one shot Zarya? Is this unbalanced cunt FINALLY getting a counter?

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>>165899364
>Play Rein
>Someone does what you just described, whether it be a tracer, winston, or pharah doesn't matter
>Pretty much the entire team abandons the choke point to chase them
>I'm left alone with my shield up, enemy team quickly rolls over me and begins contesting the point

Every fucking time

>>165896647
>australia day junkrat and roadhog
p-please blizzard...

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>>165899000
>ywn be this comfy with your bro
WHY EVEN

>>165899538
I refuse to believe Blizzard is that retarded

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should overbabs get the low prio system?

ie, separate bad behaviour players from the normies

although now pros and high and medium skill players alike intend on getting into low prio because they find games there more fun and laid back instead of the super srs bsns mentality of normal ranked games

>>165899538
Why are you people so shit at fighting against the squishiest tank in the game with the longest cooldowns?

And yes, a full wombo combo (Hook + M1 + Melee) will take out Zarya.

>>165899674
Blizzard allowed current D.Va and Deflect, I'd believe fucking any retarded thing I hear is true.

Do you guys think this game will come out on the Switch?

I don't know if I'm ready for that many noobs

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>>165896647
Zarya gets a tribal skin

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>>165899078
Hyuuugn thicker.

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>>165898970
How about

>Junkrats ultimate is literally a suicide
>Anyone within the immediate explosion is pretty much guaranteed to die
>The explosion also flings a bunch of grenades in every direction

Imaging myself satchel charge jumping into the enemy team and absolutely fucking everything gives me a raging boner

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>about to boost rein
>lucio out of fucking nowhere jumps in the way of the boost
How does he do it everytime

>>165899756
Thank fucking god.

>>165899745
>Wanting a safespace from """toxic""" players
>>>/reddit/

how the fuck do I get good at this game? I'm D.Va main stuck around 2000sr

>Anubis
>Hold enemy team on point A to 2:00, get rolled
>Attack
>Steamroll them (5:00 remaining)
>Defense
>They go quad tank and we get steamrolled, 1:00 remaning
>Attack
>Stream roll them (3:40 r)
>Defense
>Get steamrolled (they cap both points, have 0:00 remaining)
Score is now 6-4
>Steamroll them on A
>They cheese hold until :30 reaming
Score is now 6-6
>Attack
>They full hold us on A, DRAW
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>83% hook accuracy with 26 enemies hooked
>still lose the game because the other five (5) people on my team can't handle reaper, the second shittiest offense character in the game

I fucking hate plat.

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>>165899818
SNU
SNU

>>165899567
I feel ya, bro, as a Zarya player.

>end up the only one left so many times because my teammates are either somehow dead or running off to get killed
>have to take on the entire enemy team myself

I make sure they pay for it, though.

>>165898970
How about it explodes with half its force when destroyed and moves 50% faster?

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>>165899839
Why is he so thicc

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>>165898426
hory shiet

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>guy on my friend's list messages me
>"ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA WHY DID I DERANK MY TEAMMATES ARE FUCKING RETARDS I'M THE ONLY GOOD PLAYER!"
>I played with him twice before and he was cancer both times
>makes shitty picks and refuses to switch
>if he ever actually goes healer, he will randomly switch off mid round without saying anything
>he was muted before because he's constantly throwing tantrums and bitches and screams at everyone

>>165900000
what are youvtalking about? raper is op af

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Hana is a boy with a small dick and gets turned on when you make fun of it

>go on 6v6 no limits with friends
>decide to all go zen
>we all agree not to attack the enemy
>spam "Peace be upon you" while floating around
>eventually befriend the enemy team
Was a fun time

>>165900000
Reaper is good if the enemy team is not using dva

>>165900023
I mean that would probably make Rip Tire more practical, but I think Rip Tire as a whole is just kinda lazily made ability and just doesn't fit well with the hero in my opinion.

>>165900047
cal him out

save the community

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>>165899536
I wanna play with those ears

>>165900169
I agree but I've never seen or though of a better alternative

>>165900130

We had a Dva though.

ShadowBurn isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. ShadowBurn breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

>>165899845
>>Junkrats ultimate is literally a suicide
When I was new to the game and not familiar with all the characters yet, that's what I thought it was. I thought one of the characters rolled into a ball and drove around before blowing up.

>>165900169
It's a cobbled-together bomb inside a rusty tire, it fits Junkrat perfectly. His entire thing is explosives, after all.

>>165900280
I think this guy had the right idea >>165899845

Exploding in a blaze of glory after launching myself into the enemy team sounds so satisfying

>Don't use the rip tire
>Become the rip tire

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>Nepal
>genji is permanently in our backline
>junkrat switches to reaper instead of anyone useful
>nobody kills genji
>next game the reaper does not bother killing tanks and roadhog gets away scott free
>everyone gets slowly tilted into silence until we lose all 3
I hate gold

Why do people pick Ana to play DPS instead of heal?

>>165900047
Got a guy like that today
>Lose first round in koth, really close
>Guys start screaming in the mic like a retard
>Why everyone keep trolling me REEEEEE
>start suiciding as dva and I healing him like crazy and somehow we win the second round
>he start talking how he's carrying us and I should be healing only him since i'm getting carried
>start to lose again and he's start to scream and laughing like a insane person

and them he's start complain to the enemy team how he only get's trolls on his team, I wonder if those people are aware or just retards

>>165900409
its just a shitty dva ult

>Mystery Heroes
>Someone rolls Torbjorn on defense
>Team becomes a bunch of mouth breathers who are terrified of entering a choke point or pushing
>Lose with no contest

>Torb attack rolled
>Team suddenly forgets they're on defense and rather than hold their position run out like a bunch of lemmings and get chewed up
>Unless it's payload in which case the pain train rolls all the way to the end

This shit gets old

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give our boy Gerard a good skill set and ultimate

>try to play a comp game
>(((((competitive))))) players are literally worse than random qp

There's literally no point to that stupid mode, qp is better in every conceivable way.

>>165900445
>reaper does not bother killing tanks

Reaper is not good for tank killing anyway.

>play Hanashitka
>start as offensive
>a minute or two of passive play at the choke point
>your team goes full absolute mad men
>destroy enemy team and capture both points in under 2 minutes
>start defending next round
>defend well for 6 minutes
>someone leaves when there's less than two minutes of time left and we were doing well
>lose the match

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I want to kiss the purple lips

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>>165899590
I really hope my assumption ends up being true about the two of them. I like to believe Chu has this plan in mind about why they can't get along but for some reason can't quit each other.

Opposites that fill in each other's gaps. Reyes is too emotional and Jack is too emotionally distant. Jack is too disciplined and Reyes is too rebellious. And so on. It would lead to fantastic bants and explain why, despite their differences, they are meant to be alongside each other. When one was pushing too hard on a spectrum the other pulled them back and so on.

And if this is the case I like to think Reyes didn't want Jack to be commander for this reason. Jack is a workaholic and being commander gave him no filter besides Ana who he likely fought with about a lot of decisions. The reason Reyes being in command and Jack being his second worked is due to the fact that if Jack became too harsh Reyes could pull him back with the fact that he out ranked him. And if Reyes was making poor decisions Jack could pull him back and bring the team together.

Reyes saw being handed second in command an insult and didn't want to be pushed around by Jack.
Jack saw Reyes' complains as insubordination and pettiness.

Sad story. When they get back together I hope we get a sick ass cinematic.

>>165898931
sleep right reap tight

Why the fuck is Mystery always a fucking stomp on one fucking side and never anything else? Holy fuck I don't know how people tolerate this fucking game mode.

>>165900618
which ones?

>>165900618
>purple lips
you need to get your bitch checked by a doctor anon

>>165900494
>plays arcade
its your fault kid

>>165900662
I really like it when it's on koth maps because you can make anything work, but it's fucking trash on 2 cp if your team get a bad roll you're going to get stomped

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>>165896647
>:3

I want to have sex with attractive, feminine, grown up women with vaginas

>>165900720
gotta earn those boxes nigga

>>165900686
First the ones on her face. Then, when she starts femdomming me, the ones between her legs

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>Floor is Lava and Rapid Discord in a space of a few days

i wish cunts would use my teleporter

>>165900579
t. silver

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>>165900553
>large breadstick acts like a glaive
>shift is a pole vault
>small breadsticks are floating proximity mines
>ultimate has him yelling "je suis monte" as he dives a hero that he then takes control and he can choose to run them off a cliff or run them into your team's fire for 10 seconds, he can jump on and off the enemy team until he loses his ult

>>165900494
>Play Mystery
>My team rolls Attack Torb, Attack Bastion, Attack Symmetra, Attack Widow, an Ana who can't aim and Hanzo
>Enemy gets every tank, Soldier 76, and Lucio

Every fucking time with this shit. I have not played a game of Mystery 6v6 that wasn't a fucking complete stomp for either Attack or Defense. Whoever gets the most Tanks is winning, end of fucking match. You may as well just quit the game if you see a D.Va and Zarya on the other team.

>>165900841
You cheeky fucker, I love it.

>>165900789
none of those here m8

>>165900553
Shift: Gerard splashes wine into the enemy's face
E: Gerard makes an offensive comic about the other team. He receives +50% damage resistance but does less damage.
Q: Gerard raises a large white flag and surrenders. The enemy team automatically wins the game

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Lena is for ____?

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>>165900006
The best

>>165900961
girls

Why does Windowcleaner speak English with the French R? Its not part of the English alphabet

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>>165900000
>get is a 'me ooga, team booga' post

>>165897452
lmao

>>165901008
Because she has a French accent, you mong.

>>165900398
Some anons have already suggesting to other alternatives that are just as explosive oriented, if not more so.

Since Junkrats whole thing is about area denial, he could also just have something simple like a deployable proximity mine with a low charge rate where you could plant mines on or around an objective. This would make him a good defense hero because it punishes the enemy team for not making a quick push, and he could continuously fortify an objective with these traps the longer you leave him to his devices.

>>165900961
>widow will never grab you from behind and randomly say the name of a food in your ear

>>165901051
Did you read my post? No? French R is not part of English alphabet, or do you see non French people speaking French with rolling R?

>>165900961
Emily

EmilyTracer:

>Love each other
>Have never tried to kill each other

WidowTracer aka shit:

>Hate each other
>Have tried to kill each other

>inb4 it's hot that they hate each other

Seek mental help.

>>165901038
oooh nice catchphrase too bad it makes you retarded :^)

>>165901150
>French R is not part of English alphabet
What did you mean by this?

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>>165900824
Symmetra a bae

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>>165896647
Power...Overwhelming

Legendary skins for Soldier, Torb and Zarya that arent shit when?

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>>165901150
Pronouncing letters incorrectly is part of having a recognizable accent when speaking a foreign language, retard.

>>165901234

i just wish people would use my teleporters so i don't need to play her anymore

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>>165896647
I still like this one because it looks cool and I want Roadhog and Junkrat to be pirate bros

>>165901371
So non French people can speak French and roll their R?
inb4 no because French R is different

>>165901161
I never understood why people try to ship two characters together that make absolutely no sense

>Tracer and Widow are literally the the epitome of good and evil
>lol lets ship them together

>Mei and Junkrat
>Environmentalist scientist and destructive psycho
>lol lets ship them together

>Pharah and Mercy
>Battle hardened war veteran and a doctor who is a strict pacifist
>lol lets ship them together

Ana and 76 is the only one I have seen that even remotely makes sense

>>165901441
>So non French people can speak French and roll their R?
What are you saying? I'm not even memeing, can someone explain?

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>>165901206
Says the person who picks Roadhog in competitive and wonders why they're losing

L O L.

>>165901450
I never understood why Mei hates Junkrat but just ignores Roadhog even though he irradiated the outback which seems to be a bit bigger than Junkrat saying some mean things

>>165901450
>Ana and 76 is the only one I have seen that even remotely makes sense
>Ana and 76
>makes sense

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>165901542
Tell me a tank on attack that is better than a Road

>>165901450
>doctor who is a strict pacifist
what

>>165901574
Stop posting your loli porn here.

>>165901234
J E W N O S E
E
W
N
O
S
E

Ana and Rein make more sense considering their dialogue

It feels like I keep getting stuck with shittier and shittier teams.

>get a team with a level 26 Lucio who keeps rushing into a point with two enemy tanks alone and dying
>Ana who won't heal me, the only tank
>playing Winston and pop ult
>she hits me with her ult
>spend 30 seconds on point before dying to D.VA, Phara, and Symmetra
>check kill-cam
>I was literally the only one on the point the whole time because nobody followed me onto the point
>some junkrat camping on the bridge spamming grenades

>>165901450
I don't get Mei and Junkrat at all, I think people started it because of their vocal interactions. WidowTracer was mostly because of the Alive subtext and the fact that they were the two most prominent female characters. Pharmercy came about because Mercy pocketing Pharah was a good combo and people latched on the knight/princess aspect of it.

They're all pretty dumb.

>>165901710
Keep posting your loli porn here.

>>165901574
English is not my first language. And yes I know foreigners mess up j and y but are you stupid right now? There is a difference between pronouncing the English R and French R. They are very different from each other. Having accent means pronouncing English R incorrectly but Widow doesnt even try to pronounce the English R. She does the French R (which doesnt belong to English alphabet) on purpose. Thats not having an accent. Thats pronouncing the R incorrectly not even trying to pronounce it correctly

>>165901650
>What is lore

She even has a line where she gets ass hurt about Ana's rifle because she helped develop it under the assumption it would be strictly used for healing and not be weaponized

>>165900287
The Russia vs Korea match up he got his shit pushed in though.

I don't know why I play Mystery, all it does is make me angry. I just had a fucking game where Defense rolled 2 Hanzos, a Widow, a Torb, a Roadhog, and a Mercy. Literally nothing we could do because the Hanzos and Widow could actually aim and any progress we made was wiped by Rez.

Why the fuck do I keep playing this shit.

>>165901607
Junkrat's probably less intimidating, so it's easier for her to call him out. That and the fact that he's the only one out of the two to try and talk with her, so she probably wants him to leave her alone on top of hating all the bad shit he does.

>>165901758
>I don't get Mei and Junkrat at all, I think people started it because of their vocal interactions.
That's basically it. I'll admit that when I first heard "I get cold just looking at you," I assumed it was going to turn out to be a one-sided romance just based on the delivery.

>>165901758
People shipping characters that are confirmed to actually hate each-other is ridiculous.

>>165901854
Yes I play with a French dude

>>165901814
>blizzard says mercy is a strict pacifist
>blizzard gives her a pistol
deepest lore

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So are there any words about what's the next meta going to be from pros and shit? I would imagine they did some testing on the ptr to see what's gonna work or not.

>>165901647
Literally any of them maybe barring Winston. All Roadhog does is feed the enemy team ults and is vulnerable once he misses a hook or hooks in an unfavourable target.

He's the only tank without armour or a shield of some kind.

He is made as a pub stomper but is trash against organised teams.

I'm in Master and he is never picked, thank fuck.

All overwatch ships/couples/whatever are bad. Yes that includes Reaper76. Yes that includes JackGabe. Yes that includes characters who havent met in canon.

>>165898931
Sleep tight, reap tight

>>165901619
They're both in the same age range

They're both seasoned soldiers who have openly expressed their love for battle

They obviously have a very good relationship considering shes basically the only other character 76 expresses continuous approval towards

>>165901964
Streamers said genji and tracer is going to make a come back or some shit. Dunno though

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>>165901953
Most Frenchies are unable to pronounce the English R. Same with Germans. They delude themselves into thinking they can, but they can't. Frenchmen using the French R is part of the French accent. Now please stop being so microcephalic.

>>165901963
She may be a pacifist but that doesn't mean shes just going to let people murder her

>>165901964
After the patch it'll be the exact same shit, the only character that got any meaningful nerf was D.Va. The new meta is just going to swap D.Va out with Soldier 76.

>>165901982
>he charges enemy ults
Lmao boosted to master maybe

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>>165902039
Wait... you actually think English and French R are same?

>>165901964
We will the same shit we have now but people will start to use genji tracer and winston more

>>165901886
I figured that was it, they have NOTHING else to do with each other.

>>165901927
Oh I agree. Lot of them do it because the relationships would be "exciting" which sounds stupid but I probably would've said the same thing 10 years ago while I don't like it I can't really call them on it either.

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>>165902101
Since you already said that English isn't your first language, I won't fault you for having such terrible reading comprehension.

>>165902085
>she's a strict pacifist that occasionally kills people
oh ok

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>>165902101

>>165902167
When is Overwatch going to get a loli hero

>>165901542
>assuming that i was the same anon
i was just calling you retarded for falling for the ooga meme

Blizzard is really missing out on making more OW merchandise

>>165902101
He didn't even remotely imply that.
He even referred to them as separate entities.

>>165902007
You're replying to the deluded Reaper76 poster, don't even bother.

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>>165902093
>no armour
>no shield
>enormous target
>heals himself to even easier to get ult charge off him

I bet you think Junkrat is totally good too and doesn't give healers the easiest ults of their lives.

>>165902024
>streamers

Those fags are at the same level like gold shitters on forums, they are creaming their pants over D.Va nerf and forgetting the three tank meta was rolling long before she dragged herself from shit tier. The don't know shit.

>>165902167
not surprised a pedophile is stupid

>>165902217
>Western games having lolis

Dva is as close as you're gonna get, they won't go any younger than her.

>>165902269
ask for Barry.

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>>165899845
>Witness me

>>165902007
>They're both in the same age range
Ana going gray before Morrison does conflicts with that.
Also if Reyes was a senior officer when Jack entered the SEP program are you suggesting that Reyes is older than Ana and Reinhardt?

>They're both seasoned soldiers who have openly expressed their love for battle
Ana hates killing.
Ana left the fight.
Ana has no interest in his war.
Ana even asks him what he'll do when the fighting's over.

Couldn't be any more wrong there pal.

>They obviously have a very good relationship considering shes basically the only other character 76 expresses continuous approval towards

In the Junkenstien AU Ana adamantly admits their history was unpleasant. They also disagree in some dialog in the game itself.

Also here is the biggest evidence against for you:
Ana has fucked a canadian and there is nothing to suggest she isn't still fucking him.

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>>165902207
Even monks believe in self defense

fuck off

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Once D.Va gets nerfed will my nigga winston rise from the ashes?

>>165901982
>I'm in Master and he is never picked, thank fuck.

You're a terrible liar

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>>165901659
Problem?

>>165902418
I'm not saying I don't believe you about the lore, just saying it's stupid. Why are you so worked up about it?

>>165901982
>I'm in Master and he's never picked

This is how I know you aren't actually in Master senpai.

>>165902408
Ana and 76 were lovers.
Pharah is their daughter.

Screen-cap this. I'm right and you'll know it by Valentine's day.

>>165902408
Are you the retarded Reaper76 person from every thread? Shut up.

>>165902002
Ship communities are cancer. Liking two characters because they fit the story and/or improve it is fine.

Do you know the difference? It doesn't sound like you do.

>>165902257
>deluded
He posted incorrect information and you think I'm deluded? Wew m8
Ana76 fags can't even be bothered to fact check themselves.

>>165901982
>Bad against organized teams
Roadhog is the centerpiece of the tank meta, dude. ez picks with hooks is all you need to snowball a team fight. Plus, he destroys Rein shields, and soft counters D.va.

>>165902532
Yeah, it's the same guy who kept going on about how First Strike would confirm it too.

>>165901982
I'm gm and he's in every game

>>165902462
I don't get why it's stupid. It's completely reasonable that someone who is trying to constantly save lives in places often riddled with violence would take measures to protect themselves.

Mercy hates violence but that doesn't mean she's too naive to recognize that sometimes violence is necessary.

>>165901982
I think we got baited.

>>165902429
Untill she gets buffed again, because just as they went overboard with her buffs, they went overboard with her nerfs.

>>165901758
fire & ice

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>>165902007
Reinhardt and Ana > Jack and Ana.

>>165902696
Rein is a bit too egotistical for Ana IMO

Not saying that 76 is the best match either, though.

>>165902525
HAHAHAHA

>>165902532
Is this how you respond to being fact checked? You spew shit that's wrong and reply with "s-shut up"

HAHAHAHA

>>165902565
And if it came out it would have. Bucko. Keep in mind that shit is still coming out. Chu won't dump 150 pages of finished illustrations and writing. He's editing it and preparing it for re-release. And when that days comes I will be kekin my man.

Why is killing with Zenyatta so satisfying. Especially with charged orbs.

Jewish character when?!

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New map when?

I don't get why they don't put more manpower into this. Hire new people ffs and have them as dedicated map makers.

>>165902752
Again. Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

>>165902269
>falling for the ult battery meme this hard
Gotmetoreply/10

>>165902462
So if you were a pacifist you'd let someone just cap your ass without a fight? Or harm your family and loved ones?

>>165902696
Rein and Ana are obviously friends but they don't have the bond that her and Jack do Ana and 76 still have more pregame dialouge than any two characters in the entire game. Ana did not come out of hiding for anyone other than Jack, not even her family.

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>>165902768
The game takes place in the future, anon.

>>165902767
Most satisfying is headshotting Tracer and kicking her in the face. Every time I get a kill with kick I use the kick spray.

>>165902851
not him but I'm a pacifist and yes

>>165902832
Fact check yourself so you don't look like such an idiot my man. Come on now. I fixed the shit you spewed, just accept you struck out this time.

You would have had more luck posting the cropped game informer cover.

unironically discussing waifu/shipping is tumblr tier stuff guys, just FYI
fap to your hearts content but please, for the love of god dont talk about it as if its something that needs discussing

>>165902851
I'm not a pacifist and am completely in support of defending yourself with violence. Just a bit stupid to make a character that always carries a gun and kills people with it but then say "she's a strict pacifist UWU". At least drop the "strict"

>>165902902
I feel sorry for your family and loved ones, then. Maybe one of their other kids/friends will protect them, but watching them all die in front of you would be nice, too.

>>165902812
Four months from now. Maps take so long because they have fuck all people working on them. Only two people create the maps and then the team that does all the art and texture work is only eight people strong.

>Maps start out as just greyscale boxes because they are putting effort into balancing it first "because you can't worry about which building will be a clock shop when you're worried about making the map work". Aaron and another guy are responsible for map creation. They typically prefer a 3 part map, each part being a little different/emphasizing different heroes, and they like the "start with a choke" format. Once the map is balanced, it goes to an artist team of 8 who add textures.

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>>165902751
If you think about it, Ana is also a bit egotistical based on her interactions with Pharah and Mercy.

If Ana weren't fucking some Canadian, she'd be more likely to be fucking Reinhardt than Jack.

>>165902902
I bet you're a cuckold too aren't you?

If I were the one writing the lore, I'd browse tumblr, forums and even these shit threads for headcanons only to destroy them at every chance I had.

>>165902286
But anon, you're the only stupid one here.

>>165902931
>stop talking about things I don't like! you sound like people from website that isn't this website!
thanks for your input

>>165902942
She carries it to defend herself, fagtard. Just like you'd carry a gin to defend yourself. It's really not that difficult a concept to understand, but 4channers do have a problem with anything involving common sense and critical thought.

>>165902997
That's already going to happen.

>>165902910
>Fact check yourself
Im not even the one who you were originally replying. Im just asking you to shut up. Preferably forever.

>>165902968
haha nope

raised by super Christian hippy parents. They dont even own knives

>>165902997
There have been occasionally good headcanons that crossed this thread. I hope you'd have enough sense to weed through the bad and the good.

Then again, a good writer just writes whatever they like and ignores the shit stain community all together.

>>165902942
When you're constantly putting yourself in situations where being murdered is a very real threat, it's not unreasonable to carry a gun and use it.

valve should buy blizzard and fix overwatch

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Who is the best couple and why is it Gency

>>165903136
>There have been occasionally good headcanons that crossed this thread.

Example?

>>165903041
I guess I forgot what kind of fanbase blizzard games cater to again
my mistake

>>165903192
Go to sleep Chu

>>165902997
That's exactly what's happening though.
>Widowtracer denied
>Pharmercy denied
Kill S76 and Reaper and they have nothing left.

>>165903185
bait

>>165903094
Maybe you should tell the guy who posted the wrong info about the lore to shut up.

And maybe you should stop pretending to be someone else

>>165903201
I'll give you one. The Roadhog origin story an anon wrote from Roadhog's perspective.
There was also a decent Reyes and Morrison origin story leading up to them deciding to join Overwatch. I think I saved it but not the Roadhog one.

There one another but I can't think of it right now. I think it involved Genji.

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>>165903201
Not him, but there was an anon who had a pretty good one for Hog.

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>>165903185

>go to fanfiction dot net
>Overwatch has 1.6K fanfics
>most of the romance ones are lesbian rapefics

What is wrong with people.

>>165903192
No one likes this shit but you Chu.

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>>165903192
Oops, wrong image

>>165903260
There's still that McCree/Hanzo shit that somehow happened.

>>165903348
Lesbians are the most popular kind of porn. Go figure.

>>165903201
That's something subjective so we all know you're gonna shit over anything posted.

>>165903260
Those arent headcanons. Those are delusions from mentally ill people.

>>165903397
Dig in my breakfast.

>>165903235
>>165903357
>stop destroying my lesbian fantasies! ;_;

>>165903185
Blizzard should just go the Riot route and hire professional players to play test their balancing decisions. They obviously can't be trusted with this game.

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>>165903235
>>165903357
???
I actually don't know who that is. I'm quite new to this general.

>>165903397
I recite the entirety of the sniff pasta

>>165903113
KEK hope some shitskins rape your family infront of you
they dont even have to hold you down
you'll just sit there and watch cause
>hurr life is precious XD i dont wanna fight man XDDD
loving every single laugh at your shit mentality

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>>165903403
I was genuinely asking, but ok.

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>>165903317
>>165903323

That's the one! Now I can save it.
Also here is the Morrison and Reyes origin story I mentioned. It's a long read.

And if you're concerned it contains romance, there is none. It focuses on character dynamic and development. That's why its a pretty decent read. Be nice if it wasn't outlined and instead was written more like a story but you get the idea.

>>165903489
The lead writer is a Mercy waifufag and loves the pairing. Even acts like a tumblr user about it at times.

>>165903438
>implying I don't ship Mercy with McCree

Fuck off it even has a good name, MerCree.

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>>165903536
Oh, I'm sorry then.

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>>165903489
Gency is pretty cute though

Post character ideas
>Italian former racer. The racing industry is slowly dying with the advance of technology. Auto pilot technology has really set off and people just aren't interested at watching cars anymore.

Later he gets drafted by the military to be the user of a special new device, something too complex and difficult for people without extremely high reflexes. Which is why he got drafted for the job. Weary at first, but he revelled in the job later when he realized that the weapon brought him the thrill that racing once did.

The weapon is actually a device that manipulates gravity and time.

>M1
A fast moving projectile that explode when it hits something. The radius is small, like a Junk grenade, but this one does a much less impressive 70 damage per shot,does 20 damage at the edge of it's radius. Unlike Pharah rockets, this projectile functions the opposite way. The enemies who get hit will be slightly knocked TOWARDS the center of the explosion. Shoots at a speed of 0.3 seconds, has an ammo capacity of 15 and a 1.5 second reload time.

>E
Shoots a gravity manipulation device that sticks onto walls or ceilings. 10 second cooldown. The projector has 300 health, but it can only be damage when it's activated.

>M2
Causes the player to fall in the direction of the gravity projector, Gravity Rush style. Max duration of 7 seconds and max cooldown of 12 seconds.

>Shift
The projector emits a field that causes all enemies in the effective area to move 50% slower (slow enough to cancel passive speedboost, but not enough to cancel amp it up). Max duration of 5 seconds and max cooldown of 7 seconds.

>Ultimate
Overcharges the projector, causing it to gain +500 armor, emit a constant slow effect and removing the cooldown of the E falling skill. At the end of the ultimate, the projector will explode stunning all enemies inside it's aoe at the time for 1 second.
Garden of Babylon

>>165903514
its a tough road to travell and I'm used to people being judgmental about it but we've done it successfully for awhile.

we don't live in a small and safe community so there isn't much to worry about

Can someone explain why Zenyatta and Bastion aren't picked more in a meta dominated by Tanks? Aren't these two designed to take down Tanks?